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Kellyanne's pussy, part II

Does it still stink?

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by Anonymousreply 197January 26, 2021 1:44 PM

Her pussy sure stunk up the joint on CNN today!

by Anonymousreply 1April 22, 2018 11:35 PM

OP talk about losing the genetic lottery. Seriously unattractive creature.

by Anonymousreply 2April 22, 2018 11:37 PM

I saw that stunt with Dana Bash on CNN. How does she fall asleep at night?

by Anonymousreply 3April 23, 2018 12:43 AM

Her pussy is so bad, maggots are now taking over.

by Anonymousreply 4April 23, 2018 12:45 AM

it's lifeless and dusty, therefore odorless.

by Anonymousreply 5April 23, 2018 12:49 AM

Time for an update on your work as Opioid Czarina, Kellyanne? Kellyanne?

by Anonymousreply 6April 23, 2018 12:57 AM

Soullessness actually can take some of the sulfur out of a snatch like Kellyanne's, leaving only that stink of rotten meat garbage and 30 years of lost tampons.

by Anonymousreply 7April 23, 2018 1:01 AM

Worse than ever.

by Anonymousreply 8April 23, 2018 1:03 AM

Her pussy stinks so badly her leg veins turned varicose.

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by Anonymousreply 9April 23, 2018 3:47 AM

So toxic the CDC will soon name it a known human carcinogen.

by Anonymousreply 10April 23, 2018 3:52 AM

Such a vile stinkbox.

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by Anonymousreply 11April 23, 2018 3:54 AM

An important and necessary thread for when things get technically out of hand!

by Anonymousreply 12April 23, 2018 9:33 PM

Ave Cunnus Kellyannus, AVE!!!

by Anonymousreply 13April 24, 2018 6:03 AM

I imagine it has visible fume lines emanating from it at all times.

by Anonymousreply 14April 28, 2018 1:35 AM

R11 cute dog. What kind of dog is that?

by Anonymousreply 15April 28, 2018 1:48 AM

Kellyanne's pussy is a like a mood ring but for odors. When she is docile it emits the pungent odor of rotting fruit, but when she is overcome with a flash of rage - a defensive stench billows out in all directions that would make a corpse flower wither.

Just ask Dana Bash, her eyebrows and eyelashes were singed by the scathing vapors.

by Anonymousreply 16April 28, 2018 2:55 AM

Blonde and blue eyed doesn’t always equal automatic attractiveness- and that ol’ puss smells of sauerkraut and feta cheese

by Anonymousreply 17April 28, 2018 6:16 AM

Oh, Miss Thing, you smell so funny

Won't you wash the coochie, hunny?

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by Anonymousreply 18April 28, 2018 6:24 AM

Congratulations Miss Kellyanne on being the first DL personality to have 2 pussy threads!

by Anonymousreply 19April 29, 2018 12:58 AM

Kellyanne need to learn a valuable lesson: Wipe BACK to FRONT.

Because the fecal remains will make her lady bits smell slightly more fragrant.

by Anonymousreply 20April 29, 2018 1:06 AM

Her husband tweeted about her smelly cooch.

by Anonymousreply 21April 29, 2018 2:05 AM

Is anyone watching the White House Correspondence Dinner? There doesn’t seem to be a thread about it.

The female comedian headliner talked about Kellyanne. She said, Kellyanne lies continually and the networks need to take her off the air so she won’t have a platform to lie. She said, if a tree fell in the wood, hopefully Kellyanne would be stuck under it. Kellyanne glared furiously from the audience.

She is doing a lot of “How broke is Trump? The audience calls back, “How broke is he?” She said he was grabbing pussies looking for loose change.

A lot of it wasn’t funny, a lot of sexual humor, she used fuck and shit on live TV. She attacked Sarah Huckabee who was seated on the dias and Sarah glared at her angrily rather than smiling. Kellyanne looked very angry too. Neither one smiled at all. Some boos from the audience.

She was generally very potty mouthed, like a nightclub act, not like a live television performance. They inadvertently broadcast “fuck” on CNN. She’s already getting ripped for the foul language and vulgar sex talk. They’re saying liberals will be blamed for this person being hired. I never heard of her.

Why can’t they get a big star? Is it because Trump isn’t there? She acted like she had no experience performing in front of an audience of sophisticated adults.

by Anonymousreply 22April 29, 2018 2:50 AM

[quote] Why can’t they get a big star? Is it because Trump isn’t there?

Yeah, because we all know Trump sure attracted the A-list in celebrity headliners to his inauguration! 😆

by Anonymousreply 23April 29, 2018 3:05 AM

Well, why this woman? She said herself, under her breath, “you didn’t do enough research on me before you had me here.”

by Anonymousreply 24April 29, 2018 3:12 AM

They’re now saying on CNN that this makes liberals look like “the elites” while Trump is “in the heartland” with the real people. They’re saying this makes Trump look good. She made an abortion joke which was in really bad taste about “pulling that baby out.” Republicans are going to have a field day with this. They are already.

Michelle Wolfe isn’t the spokesperson for the Democratic Party, but that’s what they’re making her into.

by Anonymousreply 25April 29, 2018 3:15 AM

good for her and good for Kathy Griffin. Comedy should cut on these dangerous asswipes

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by Anonymousreply 26April 29, 2018 3:19 AM

She’s a cunt.

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by Anonymousreply 27April 29, 2018 3:27 AM

Kellyanne's pussy smells flower-fresh!

Unfortunately, it's the corpse flower, bah-dum-BUM!

by Anonymousreply 28April 29, 2018 3:28 AM

[quote] They’re now saying on CNN that this makes liberals look like “the elites” while Trump is “in the heartland”

These idiots have been saying this same shit for 30 years. Nobody gives a crap.

Oh and Kellyanne's pussy still stinks!

by Anonymousreply 29April 29, 2018 3:46 AM

Wolf said she wanted Kellyanne, and her pussy, under a tree. Not hurt, just held.

She was brilliant.

by Anonymousreply 30April 29, 2018 11:33 PM

I am shocked you people talk about our pussies in derogatory ways. We Republican ladies have dignity, Michelle Wolfe's potty-mouth not withstanding.

by Anonymousreply 31April 30, 2018 2:24 AM

Vulgarities just fan the fire. They have a way of backfiring.

by Anonymousreply 32April 30, 2018 2:30 AM

Kellyanne & Sarah have nothing on us except for notoriety.

No big deal.

We have served The Donald too.

by Anonymousreply 33April 30, 2018 2:35 AM

Her dirty panties can be used to knock someone out the same way a rag dipped in chloroform can.

She needs to scrub that thing with a Brillo pad and the kind of soap morticians used to disinfect corpses and then douche twice a day with a mixture of clorox, lysol, peroxide and baking soda.

by Anonymousreply 34April 30, 2018 3:49 AM

Gold star pussy it is not.

by Anonymousreply 35April 30, 2018 10:54 AM

The Pee Pee girls can only wish they were in the Urals, R33. More like the furthest reaches of Siberia.

by Anonymousreply 36April 30, 2018 11:06 AM

come get a whiff, boys!!

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by Anonymousreply 37April 30, 2018 11:14 AM

Ask Trump. He would know.

by Anonymousreply 38April 30, 2018 6:18 PM

Let me put it this way.

For the first time in 222 years, the White House no longer has a rat problem and the roaches have fled, too.

Four-legged, and six-legged, that is.

I've heard that Kellyanne's gape crusts over and she tells her husband she's grown her hymen again, and when he ritualistically deflowers her he passes out from the gasses that escape the reopened vent. She just keeps texting until he comes to and rolls off her to escape.

by Anonymousreply 39April 30, 2018 6:43 PM

Apparently, Michelle Wolf made a few jokes about Kellyanne's snatch scent, but they had to censor it...

by Anonymousreply 40April 30, 2018 6:52 PM

Isn't she made up entirely of rancid pussy fumes?

by Anonymousreply 41April 30, 2018 7:00 PM

When she filibusters; her pussy is itching.

When she lies; her pussy is really stinking.

When she deflects and spins, her pussy is aching.

When she is wet, her pussy is dripping.

Poor thang, too often it all happens together.

by Anonymousreply 42May 1, 2018 1:36 PM

When that pussy is exposed and twitches, black educators in the Oval Office....run!

by Anonymousreply 43May 1, 2018 3:56 PM

Nasty.

by Anonymousreply 44May 2, 2018 6:38 AM

The Conway Poontang, it got teef!

by Anonymousreply 45May 2, 2018 8:59 AM

Damn, that's one popular pussy. I am so envious.

by Anonymousreply 46May 2, 2018 3:47 PM

With so much chaos abound, the pussy is a stabilizing force.

by Anonymousreply 47May 3, 2018 8:03 AM

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by Anonymousreply 48May 3, 2018 8:11 AM

In this one EXCEEDINGLY rare instance - I’d rather see her pussy than her monstrously tore up face. God help us all - the rapture must be right around the corner.

by Anonymousreply 49May 3, 2018 8:13 AM

I bet she doesn't wear panties and crosses and uncrosses her legs a lot.

by Anonymousreply 50May 3, 2018 8:35 AM

I wish she could cross her legs in such a fashion that her face was obscured and she was rendered speechless.

by Anonymousreply 51May 3, 2018 8:37 AM

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by Anonymousreply 52May 4, 2018 4:26 PM

We can still smell it down here in Australia OP. So yes - it reeks.

by Anonymousreply 53May 4, 2018 4:44 PM

My wife's pussy smells like a truckload of dead babies left out in the sun for 6 months with fully filled diapers. That's just for starters.

by Anonymousreply 54May 4, 2018 5:12 PM

Jake Tapper (CNN) has on Kellyanne again this morning What's the purpose? He should know by now this won't render the truth. Nothing but deflection, denials, and spin.

by Anonymousreply 55May 6, 2018 4:26 PM

Kellyanne needs a facelift. There are some things fillers won’t fix.

by Anonymousreply 56May 6, 2018 4:56 PM

CNN is full of shit and They never learn. As Michelle Wolf called them out why do they keep giving Kellyanne a platform to spew her lies? Seriously. And Jake Tapper softballs his rebuttals. It's nonsense. I hold CNN, for the most part, in contempt. Jake Tapper has been so busy writing his novel and then promoting it- along with his pretty boy looks- it's not credible anymore. It's sad but MSM has allowed much of this dumbing down and outright propaganda to prevail. Not as much as Fox but still disappointing.

by Anonymousreply 57May 6, 2018 5:27 PM

And giving assholes like Rick Santorum a platform to air his unadulterated bullshit ain't helping, R57.

by Anonymousreply 58May 6, 2018 6:12 PM

The most magnificent pussy of Kellyanne was sat on today on Face The Nation.

This pussy that has faced the Nation without a shame bell is wondrous.

But we all know

Shame

Shame

Shame

All hail the shameless pussy of Kellyanne!

by Anonymousreply 59May 7, 2018 7:42 AM

Is it smoothed shaven and dabbed with floral scents?

by Anonymousreply 60May 7, 2018 4:05 PM

Pussy for all seasons. It is multi-colored in fall, withers in the winter, sprouts in the spring, heats-up in the summer.

by Anonymousreply 61May 8, 2018 12:32 AM

When shall she retire back to New Jersey?

by Anonymousreply 62May 14, 2018 2:28 AM

Is hers the most popular pussy on DL? In the White House?

by Anonymousreply 63May 14, 2018 9:57 PM

Thanks a lot, Datalounge. Now every time I see this wench on TV, all I can think about is how much her pussy stinks!

by Anonymousreply 64May 15, 2018 9:13 PM

Wonder if these threads produce WH and Congressional chatter? You just know Miss Linds checks DL. Kel-A too. And, if a pussy stinks, there's no selectivity in who stumbles upon the smell.

by Anonymousreply 65May 15, 2018 10:03 PM

This old pussy thrives. DL made it famous.

by Anonymousreply 66May 17, 2018 10:55 PM

Problem getting connected and link to this thread & got here. Thanks, KAP.

by Anonymousreply 67May 19, 2018 9:57 PM

Really?Datalounge needed TWO entire threads dedicated to Kellyanne's pussy??

by Anonymousreply 68May 21, 2018 2:22 AM

^The first one filled-up. It is a topic of monumental intrigue.

by Anonymousreply 69May 21, 2018 3:09 PM

What an odd thing for Data Lounge to obsess over: Vaginal odor.

by Anonymousreply 70May 21, 2018 3:26 PM

Her lady ham is world famous.

by Anonymousreply 71May 21, 2018 5:36 PM

That bitches' pussy will never smell as delightful as mine.

-Mrs Slocum.

by Anonymousreply 72May 21, 2018 5:47 PM

DL is concerned about toxicity. Public service awareness.

by Anonymousreply 73May 21, 2018 6:55 PM

Kellyanne! Your stinky snatch is a HIT!

by Anonymousreply 74May 21, 2018 8:06 PM

She has flappy beef curtains.

by Anonymousreply 75May 22, 2018 4:18 PM

What's up with Kellyanne lately?

by Anonymousreply 76May 24, 2018 10:38 PM

Her pussy ain't shit

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by Anonymousreply 77May 24, 2018 10:59 PM

It only gets worse in the heat.

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by Anonymousreply 78May 24, 2018 11:23 PM

Her cunt and her politics get the same headlines.

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by Anonymousreply 79May 24, 2018 11:29 PM

The scent does spur reactions.

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by Anonymousreply 80May 28, 2018 12:53 AM

Apparently Omarosa forwarded this thread to WH staffers!!

by Anonymousreply 81May 28, 2018 8:41 PM

R81 To convey the subject matter of the thread is a celebrity in multiple ways?

by Anonymousreply 82May 29, 2018 3:22 AM

Lol. That is totally something Omarosa would do, R81!

by Anonymousreply 83May 29, 2018 3:32 AM

If they tolerated Bannon's dress and hygiene habits, one would expect KAC's aromatic disbursements would find some measure of accommodation among the personnel.

by Anonymousreply 84May 29, 2018 1:15 PM

Summertime. Any new bikini pics?

by Anonymousreply 85June 5, 2018 5:07 PM

That's our Cait.

by Anonymousreply 86June 5, 2018 11:48 PM

There's something fishy about this thread.

by Anonymousreply 87June 6, 2018 10:13 AM

Sunshine pussie

by Anonymousreply 88June 7, 2018 6:28 PM

I think it's difficult to tell her face from her pussy.... they're both stinky and ugleeeee.

by Anonymousreply 89June 7, 2018 6:37 PM

Jake Tapper hosts it. What's he & CNN into? Ratings? There's a better way.

by Anonymousreply 90June 9, 2018 4:50 PM

[quote] Does it still stink?

Like rotting garbage in the sun!

by Anonymousreply 91June 9, 2018 9:18 PM

She be funny. Even she can't believe the shit she say.

by Anonymousreply 92June 11, 2018 2:18 AM

It makes its own cheese which is 1,000 times more smelly than limburger. Eating just a small slice is enough to cause horrific hallucinations and severe internal bleeding followed by a slow and painful death.

by Anonymousreply 93June 13, 2018 3:48 AM

I always like a slice of de-evolution cheese broiled on some non-event toast.

by Anonymousreply 94June 13, 2018 3:59 AM

Suggested titles for Part III thread:

The Golden Pussy

Grabbed and Clutched by Tiny Hand

Lies, Spies, and Stink

by Anonymousreply 95June 13, 2018 3:44 PM

This is not the Treason thread r95

Kellyanne's Pussy Part III shall be sufficient

by Anonymousreply 96June 13, 2018 3:52 PM

Make America Grate Agaiin

by Anonymousreply 97June 13, 2018 4:40 PM

Oh, Kelly Anne. What a dynamic information spinner figure in Vlady Putty's satellite fifedom headed by C. B. Spurs.

by Anonymousreply 98June 18, 2018 5:39 PM

Hysteria is a word whose roots mean, more or less, crazy cunt. Kellyanne's crazy cunt had its beef curtains in turmoil this past week.

Kellyanne's pussy is in crazy cunt mode.

by Anonymousreply 99June 20, 2018 12:43 AM

Tell Kellyanne to utter the truth. Better yet, she could stay silent.

by Anonymousreply 100June 21, 2018 12:37 AM

She was on Fox & Friends yapping & spinning this morning per having a Supreme Court nominee.

She assembles with Steve Doocy well.

by Anonymousreply 101July 2, 2018 3:10 PM

This thread needs attention. In these perilous times, it is one staple that sustains.

by Anonymousreply 102July 26, 2018 2:08 AM

Latest Intel says her gash smells like when you take down a tent and lift it off the ground, that fetid waft of musty, trapped earth and stale air. That's the word on the street

by Anonymousreply 103July 26, 2018 2:16 AM

Kellyanne's pussy has reached a zombie state. It is undead fetid flesh. Kellyanne's pussy will never die.

by Anonymousreply 104July 26, 2018 3:33 AM

Salute to KAP & thread!

by Anonymousreply 105July 26, 2018 10:36 AM

She has a bony pussy. Ouch!

by Anonymousreply 106July 26, 2018 10:40 AM

She survived the Bowling Green Massacre. Then, the pussy riots at Dillard's on Black Friday. One tough ole gal.

by Anonymousreply 107July 26, 2018 11:59 PM

There is the rumor that she did a radio interview here in Florida, her lady parts were so odious, the station could not get rid of the smell until they tore out the carpet and got new.

by Anonymousreply 108July 27, 2018 12:05 AM

The lady's puffy piece must be studied and the research findings used to combat climate change.

by Anonymousreply 109July 29, 2018 8:28 AM

With the face of an old sea hag, and the very profile of a witch, it doesn't appear that it would smell good to even the most liberal of pussy connoisseurs.

by Anonymousreply 110July 29, 2018 9:30 AM

The mouth will yap

The hands will clap

The pussy lips will flap

by Anonymousreply 111July 30, 2018 1:19 AM

What an unusual topic.

by Anonymousreply 112July 31, 2018 3:17 PM

She's been about spinning the last couple of days.

by Anonymousreply 113July 31, 2018 9:04 PM

Her pussy liquor would gather against the vaginal walls like a centrifuge, then slosh onto the floor when she stopped. Spin, bitch, spin!

by Anonymousreply 114August 1, 2018 12:00 AM

Yikes! If wanna see a "beaver flash", go to a pile of limbs and sticks in a northern river and toss sardines at it. Not this.

by Anonymousreply 115August 3, 2018 1:57 PM

How is the texture?

by Anonymousreply 116August 4, 2018 12:00 AM

It's been dormant. It needs revitalization. Give it a tune-up, a make-over, and some pine mist spray. Too much is happening for the masses to be deprived of the expulsions between those flapping lips.

by Anonymousreply 117August 23, 2018 7:10 AM

Where is ole Kel?

by Anonymousreply 118September 4, 2018 2:02 AM

Wherever she is, you just know she's yammering incessantly at anyone with ears.

by Anonymousreply 119September 4, 2018 2:26 AM

She’s begging “Christopher” to have her back on his CNN show. The cunt!

by Anonymousreply 120September 4, 2018 3:31 AM

He hubby, George, is interesting on Twitter. She needs to embrace his messages about Boney Spurs.

by Anonymousreply 121September 9, 2018 2:09 AM

She underestimated the power of social media.

by Anonymousreply 122September 9, 2018 2:20 AM

It is so rancid she emptied out the entire subway platform in Washington Friday.

by Anonymousreply 123September 9, 2018 2:28 AM

The color is golden, with pink & blue interior. Her bathroom matches?

by Anonymousreply 124September 9, 2018 10:53 AM

It could be salmon-colored, with ropy, blue veins bulging out of each wall, and capped by a tuft of dirty-blonde fuzz. For all we know, it smells like an open jar of dill pickles that sat out overnight when someone forgot to put it in the fridge.

by Anonymousreply 125September 9, 2018 1:46 PM

Kellyanne's pure twatoliciousness.

by Anonymousreply 126September 11, 2018 5:52 AM

Does she use the same hair gel down there that her boss uses on his hair?

by Anonymousreply 127September 11, 2018 10:36 AM

The Kellyanne shuffle; do the Kellyanne shuffle.

by Anonymousreply 128September 13, 2018 10:53 PM
by Anonymousreply 129September 18, 2018 2:33 AM

[QUOTE]Does it still stink?

For guys who aren't into women, don't they all ?

by Anonymousreply 130September 18, 2018 4:09 AM

But the Yeti hairs?

by Anonymousreply 131September 18, 2018 12:51 PM

The scent of stale red wine , Virginia Slims, and rubber cement.

by Anonymousreply 132September 19, 2018 11:52 PM

Golden fuzz that has taken the Trumpians by storm.

by Anonymousreply 133September 20, 2018 12:29 AM

It's dew is sticky and doesn't wash off easily.

by Anonymousreply 134September 20, 2018 12:59 AM

Any risque' pussy needs to heed precautions.

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by Anonymousreply 135September 20, 2018 11:12 PM

Just heard the filibustering, deflections, and distortions from her again on Chris Cuomo.

CNN continuing to host her see is troubling.

by Anonymousreply 136September 21, 2018 1:31 AM
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by Anonymousreply 137September 23, 2018 4:00 PM

Eeww!

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by Anonymousreply 138September 24, 2018 10:32 PM

Eep!

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by Anonymousreply 139September 24, 2018 10:48 PM

People who know, know BDO.

by Anonymousreply 140September 25, 2018 9:44 AM
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by Anonymousreply 141September 26, 2018 12:04 AM

Her pussy smells so bad that they're considering using the stench to create the world's most effective insect and predatory animal repellent.

Her pussy is so loose and gaping wide, that she's been using it to hide a massive 1970's reel to reel tape recorder to record all of Trump's private conversations, rants and phone calls so that she can give them to Ronan Farrow to help him get closer to writing his expose that will bring Trump down once and for all.

by Anonymousreply 142September 26, 2018 12:20 AM

Yep.

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by Anonymousreply 143September 26, 2018 12:25 AM

attracts..........

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by Anonymousreply 144September 27, 2018 3:45 AM

R144 Her vadge smells so bad even the flies won't go near it.

by Anonymousreply 145September 27, 2018 4:41 AM

It's quite lovely and potent.

by Anonymousreply 146October 13, 2018 8:37 AM

Would that have been grabbed by you know who?

by Anonymousreply 147October 14, 2018 12:23 AM

I’m not saying it stinks, but when she’s on the TV - my cat runs out of the room. It has to be bad to upset him

by Anonymousreply 148October 14, 2018 6:01 PM

When she was on CNN with Cuomo, my dog growled at the TV. That particular yapping was irritating to him. He doesn't like hearing thunder either.

by Anonymousreply 149October 15, 2018 2:13 AM

Am winning the competition.

by Anonymousreply 150October 16, 2018 3:32 PM

If it smells like her face looks, then...yes.

by Anonymousreply 151October 16, 2018 4:01 PM

Exttraordinary, so vibrant and pulsating.

by Anonymousreply 152October 20, 2018 9:32 AM

I'm sure after its gaping open and sagging like the rest of her face

by Anonymousreply 153October 20, 2018 9:35 AM

AAAAH!

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by Anonymousreply 154October 20, 2018 9:56 AM

Yikes

by Anonymousreply 155October 22, 2018 6:49 PM

That picture looks like she would if she duct-taped her vag then yanked it off with one pull...

by Anonymousreply 156October 22, 2018 10:47 PM

A bur tangled in the tumbleweed.

by Anonymousreply 157November 2, 2018 2:39 AM

R154. I love that picture! I always suspected she had a knob in the back of her head, like a “Crissy” doll and she tightens and loosens it. That’s why she acts like such a tight ass. But I’ll be that knob can snap and her face will just take out a whole room.

by Anonymousreply 158November 2, 2018 2:48 AM

Lye soap. Helps with lies too.

by Anonymousreply 159November 2, 2018 4:53 PM

America's Pussy

by Anonymousreply 160November 3, 2018 6:51 PM

Spin and fib. Repeat. Repeat.

What happened in her past that she lost any remorse for failing to be truthful?

by Anonymousreply 161November 4, 2018 2:12 PM

Her fuck machine committed suicide. The shame, the shame.

by Anonymousreply 162November 4, 2018 3:06 PM

A lot of twitching lately. It itches. Needs scratched. Use a back cratcher unless there is such an item as a pussy scratcher. But backscratcher is longer and provides more distance. Then brush. Brush to the left. Brush to the right. Get long scissors and trim, unless have power trimmer. But don't burn it getting too close. Wash, wash, wash. Use shampoo freely. Use toothbrush maybe to scrub inside. Then dry it good with towel then fluff using hairdryer and pussy bush. Style as desired. A touch of hairspray maybe. Dab with perfume. Some Jean Paul Gaultier can work. No panties. Exposed prolongs the newfound freshness.

by Anonymousreply 163November 5, 2018 10:28 PM

Interesting thread for the times

by Anonymousreply 164November 17, 2018 3:36 PM

Wears an Always 3, extra long with wings, unscented.

by Anonymousreply 165November 20, 2018 2:24 AM

Creases and crevices squeak.

by Anonymousreply 166November 21, 2018 3:03 PM

Reeks like an old tannery in the month of August.

by Anonymousreply 167November 21, 2018 3:10 PM

On a somewhat related note, I just saw the gang on the Today Show cooking a Thanksgiving dish called "Sweet Potato POON"!

by Anonymousreply 168November 21, 2018 3:13 PM

It has a gelatinous film coating it, with a faint hint of cranberry.

by Anonymousreply 169November 23, 2018 4:44 AM

It is basted with a mixture of baking soda and apple cider vinegar. Struggle for freshness.

by Anonymousreply 170November 23, 2018 11:28 AM

I bet it smells like mayonnaise and hardboiled eggs.

by Anonymousreply 171December 8, 2018 2:00 AM

lol KAP threads survive. As each pussy hair is pulled out, exclaims: I lie today, I lie not, I lie today, I lie not.......

Only 3% get pulled. A lot of pussy hair there.

by Anonymousreply 172December 8, 2018 2:12 AM

Breaking news: her mousey-brown pubes are bedecked with holly leaves, and a sprig of mistletoe dangles from a protruding tampon string. She is festively arrayed for the holiday season.

by Anonymousreply 173December 8, 2018 11:32 PM

Dana Bash interviewed Kellyanne today.

by Anonymousreply 174December 30, 2018 4:59 PM

Yes, Kellie Ann's one may not be described as pretty. Unusual, yes. Caitlin quaity, of course not. Needs care, it does. But that takes work, work, and work.

by Anonymousreply 175December 31, 2018 9:01 AM

Pussie glistens in the sunshine. But it's winter now.

by Anonymousreply 176January 1, 2019 12:11 AM

Happy New Year's Eve, boys. Just wait till midnight to see what I can do with THIS!

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by Anonymousreply 177January 1, 2019 12:19 AM

Fox News reports that Kelly Anne will be expelling a silver ball tied to a tampon string at midnight EST. It will dangle and twirl to usher in the new year.

by Anonymousreply 178January 1, 2019 1:48 AM

Yaps at the mouth, flaps down there.

by Anonymousreply 179January 1, 2019 9:34 AM

What is colorful, vivacious, and intoxicating?

by Anonymousreply 180January 7, 2019 6:43 AM

Ewwww, don't wanna see that. Or smell it . Yuck.

by Anonymousreply 181January 9, 2019 4:01 PM

I believe that Kellyanne's cunt has been dry and dusty for years after she stopped Estrogen Replacement Therapy. MOISTURIZE ME!

Since then you have to get really. really close to smell the dried remnants of tomb juice. Kind of like dry rot.

by Anonymousreply 182January 9, 2019 4:11 PM

Did Ole Kel display beaver shots to the Clemson football team?

by Anonymousreply 183January 14, 2019 11:46 PM

So, KAC is supposedly the WH leaker?

by Anonymousreply 184January 24, 2019 11:10 AM

Yep.

by Anonymousreply 185January 24, 2019 11:12 AM

It thrives through persistence and perseverance, sorta like Kudzu vines.

by Anonymousreply 186February 3, 2019 8:21 PM

Chris Cuomo had Kellyanne on again last night. Ewww.

by Anonymousreply 187February 20, 2019 10:28 AM

.....like rotten eggs

by Anonymousreply 188February 20, 2019 2:41 PM

Thanks Kellyanne's pussy for fixeding my Datalounge

by Anonymousreply 189February 24, 2019 2:05 AM

During the down DL down period last evening, I remembered one saying, go to the Kellyanne's Pussy thread to garner access. What you know, it worked.

There's magic in that pussy. Give complements where deserved.

by Anonymousreply 190February 24, 2019 12:22 PM

How's our favorite pussy?

by Anonymousreply 191March 6, 2019 10:57 PM

It's fixed DL numerous times.

by Anonymousreply 192March 6, 2019 11:36 PM

From the 🦀 crab people.

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by Anonymousreply 193March 14, 2019 12:47 AM

Yikes!

by Anonymousreply 194April 18, 2019 12:44 AM

It's near summer and must be kept fresh.

by Anonymousreply 195May 23, 2019 8:42 PM

It's that time of year again!

by Anonymousreply 196June 3, 2020 1:18 AM

It stinks of child porn now...

by Anonymousreply 197January 26, 2021 1:44 PM
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