Unexpected sex or lascivious situations

Oh yeah, gay men respond only please.

Getting flashed on a subway

Too many!

Here's one: I worked as a waiter one summer in Yellowstone while I was still in college. As I was taking the order for two gentlemen, one was giving the other one a pretty obvious handjob under the table! And they were both looking at me to gauge my reaction.

Every effin day at the Y shower; a parade of leering trolls with semi's.

Once when I was test driving a car. I commented on his massive bulge and he unzipped. We pulled over.

Getting flashed by a truckdriver at the urinals.

I was chilling with my buddies at Coachella and some guy barged up to me and just shoved his hand right down my pants!

My boyfriend was cruising in a very slutty park, this was 20 year ago. In the dark forest, some fiend grabbed his hand and shoved it directly up his prolapsed asshole. I believed my bf - he was quite shocked. I told him he got off easy - all kinds of nightmares could happen in such places.

Leaving a late night college class in downtown LA my car broke down and managed to coast into gas station. While waiting for a friend to come and give a ride home I hear a commotion from some girls who had just excited the mini mart. I look over and there’s the gorgeous buff black guy completely naked with only his running shoes one. He stops right infront of me and is running in place with his big dick bouncing, I ask him what he’s doing and he points to the full moon and howls like a wolf and continues his run. It was one of the oddest things I’d ever seen - obviously he must have been higher than a kite. But man, what a thrill to see a handsome guy with a very big dick running the streets of Los Angeles having a great time.

The customs guy at small foreign airport. He followed me to the toilet and we jerked off at the urinals.

Stains on rug in Coral Gables Super-8 Motel match DNA of Rep Matt Gaetz (R-FL). This Super-8 a favorite of long-haul truck drivers on the east coast. According to authorities, DNA samples were also taken from an avocado found in the room.

Time to hang it up, Aspie Thread Copycat!

You already got enough stories like this in the Public Bathrooms and Gay Porn Theater threads.

Quit trying to cling to social interaction by making yet ANOTHER duplicate thread. You're not an appealing conversationalist. You're desperate, you're thirsty, you're pathetic and you're not cool. You're an exhausting, autistic troll.

Please F & F this duplicate thread. If you haven't already contributed your story in the original threads, you can do so there.

But I think we all know everyone who had anything to say has already SAID IT and the OP needs to get a life.

And this is how pathetic and out-of-touch the Aspie Thread Copycat is.

The proper, gay terminology is "cruising," but someone as unhip as the OP wouldn't know that.

He really is that handicapped, mentally ill troll who's confined to his mama's basement and shouldn't have internet access.

R9, that is a hilarious story. It's so random LA. Ours is a city of freaks. I've been dick-flashed numerous times here since I was a teen, lol.

When I worked at a Borders bookstore in the 90s (3rd st promenade in Santa Monica) the staff would have over nighters where we would stock the shelves that we didn't have time to during the work day. Most of the staff, including the asst manager was gay. So one night when we were working thinks got a bit crazy and with about 6 of us guys there we ended up turning up the music, pulling our dicks out, eventually taking off our clothes and wandering around the store (it was 3 floors). Pretty soon boners were happening and we started stroking our cocks and ended up giving each other blow jobs. Most of us (at least I hadn't) had not seen each other naked so it was pretty exciting for me to see my male co-workers completely nude. There was one straight guy there who worked in the music department who came down stairs when we started getting nude/joking around and though he didn't fully join in he pulled down his shorts and whirled his dick around for us then left. I ended up hooking up regularly with one of the guys after this for awhile.

My electrician had a hardon while he was working at my house and I sucked him off

R9 Is obviously bull shiting everyone. But nice fantasy though.

I gave him a piece of my mind!!!

I told him he was a MASHER and a WOLF, with a FRESH attitude!

Surprise ANaL

In the mid 1990s, I worked for a music executive. I was young, early twenties and fairly good looking (am fat and bald now). But I knew I probably got my job as his assistant for my looks. So when he started coming on to me, I wasn't too surprised, until he gave me a remote control and told me to turn it on whenever I felt like it. Later, I realized he was walking around the office all day with a remote-control vibrator up his ass and I was controlling it.

I told this one here years ago, but I still think about this guy, it was so fucking hot!

In the office where I worked this beefy, hairy, 40-ish, could've-been-a-porn-star-when-younger UPS guy would come in everyday. His brown uniform was just a little too tight, and I could never take my eyes off of him. Our office was a bit wild and it was no secret I was gay, and he caught on quick. I sat nearest the door, so he always had me sign for things or he would come to me to pick up outgoing envelopes. He enjoyed giving me a show and I made no attempts to hide my admiration, but for months that's all it was.

Then one day there was hardly anyone in the office and I saw him coming, so I wrote my phone number on a post-it. After taking care of business I handed him the post-it, telling him it was in case he ever needed help with anything, while looking him up and down. He grinned and left, looking back with a chuckle. I immediately felt like a fool, but if nothing happened, I thought he was the kind of guy to forget all about it. The next couple of days he comes in like usual.

Then a few nights later I get a call around 7pm, it's him. He tells me he's in his basement, where he set up a computer room, as his wife wouldn't let him put one in any other room. He tells me he stays up sometimes, hours after his wife's gone to bed, and that it's gotten to be a habit. He says if I wanted I could come over to his house around 11pm and he would meet me in the backyard and take me to the basement, so that I could see his computer room. I get the address and tell him I'll be there!

I park a few houses down and go down his driveway and into the backyard, where he's waiting with sweatpants and a tshirt on. He motions to be quiet and I follow him down into the basement from the outside stairwell. We go into the computer room, which has a couch and a few chairs along with a TV. He turns the TV on, no sound, and we sit on the couch. I keep looking over to see what's happening in the sweatpants, and when he notices, it starts growing. I put my hand on it, and he makes it dance a bit for me, until I can't stand it and pull it out. Beautiful, cut, hairy, like the rest of him. I go down on it while rubbing that furry chest and no more than five minutes later he's squirting down my throat.

It was our little secret, and it was business as usual when he came into the office. He called me three or four more times for repeat visits, then one night his wife woke up and called down to him to see if he was still awake down there. That scared the shit out of him and he never called me again. I lived with two roommates, so my place was out. It was nice while it lasted though.

When I was about 14, I was in a men’s room at a rest stop on a family vacation and the handsome middle aged beefy daddy at the urinal next to me gave me a little show. In retrospect, he must have been a perv considering I was clearly not of age. But to this day 25 years later I still get off on guys at the urinal.

R21, that's hot.

R9 here, my story is 100% true. Why would I make something up on an anonymous website?

[quote]How did you respond?

I want to speak to a manager.

R20, oh I laughed and laughed ...

I stayed in a B&B (not Airbnb) in Seattle owned by a big gorgeous Viking-looking guy — way out of my league. We had friendly but brief interactions during the week.

The day I checked out he said "Come with me for a second" and I followed him behind the counter.

He actually lifted me off the ground and gave me the kind of kiss to make your toes curl. Then he put his hand down my pants and jerked me off, saying, "I wanted to do this all week."

Nice way to leave town.

Unexpected sex is the best sex.

R28 That was our excuse when I bent my husband over the railing of an open house and fucked him.

a PG@E guy came to my apartment once when I neglected to pay the bill. He woke me up, and I was in my bathrobe.

I invited him in while I wrote a check. He sat on the couch, started complimenting my apartment, then I got him talking about the crazy people people he meets knocking on doors. Then I blew him.

Surprise Anal!

My life is so boring compared to so many of you bitches.

R30, PG&E doesn't make house calls to pick up payments -- delinquent or active. Try again.

When I was about 18 and living in Indianapolis, I was working with others late into the evening on something at a community theater in my town. As people grew tired and left, I found myself alone there with an older gay couple. (They were in their 40s. I am now so old I can't remember my 40s.) They quickly shifted the chit chat to sex and before long there we were, having a naked three way on the pouf in the lobby of Footlite Musicals.

Good times.

About 10 years ago, I worked for a big ad agency in NYC. Whenever we were done getting a huge project out the door, there was usually a week or two of downtime, so I would go the gym across the street. One afternoon, I hit the steam room after working out and sitting against the farthest wall was the President of the agency. This guy was married, two kids - silver daddy type (think William Petersen). I said hello, but then stared straight ahead so I wouldn't creep him out. But when I briefly looked over, I noticed he had his legs spread open and his dick hanging out. I got a bit flustered and left after a minute and hit the showers.

These showers had 6 against each wall facing each other, and a minute or so later, he comes walking in and takes the stall directly across from me and leaves the curtain open. So I went for it. I opened my curtain ...and eventually started jerking off. He did the same.

After, I rushed out of there and ran back to the office. The next time I saw him, he winked and said to me "let me know the next time you're going to the gym."

I won't belabor this story - but we ended up meeting in the steam room half a dozen more times, making out and sucking each others dick. We eventually moved on and got a hotel room a couple of times. He fucked me in two.

I ended up getting another job and a boyfriend, so I stopped meeting up with him. But it was by far the fucking hottest little fling I've ever had in my whole life.

[quote]r33 PG&E doesn't make house calls to pick up payments -- delinquent or active. Try again.

I guess it had become delinquent - I'm not an accountant. I just know at that time I hated writing petty bills for $12.95 or whatever, month after month, and would let several pile up before I paid with one check. The last thing in life I can get interested is a stupid UTILITY bill.

I guess this could have been my theme song at the time:

Moved out of an apartment in Weho after a week due to a crazy high maintenance roomie. Rushed so I hire the cheapest movers I could find.

One of them brought my (full size LOL) mattress into the bedroom and said something to the effect of "Nice, bet you can do a lot on that thing" or something I can't remember exactly.

About a week or so later I hear a knocking on the window. It's the mover, who proceeded to ask me if it was time to show him what I could do on the mattress.

Moved out shortly thereafter and vowed never to get another street level apartment. Never have to this day.

Did you show him, R38?

Or were you a stupid little fool who let slip through your fingers a man who may have been the love of your life?

Getting cruised by a Republican senator when I worked on the hill

Op, If you want to be in an unexpected sex or lascivious situations just travel to Middle East or North Africa . But you might get more than you bargained for.

R39 LOL. I was 25 then, he easily 35+. Plus at 25 the love of my life was an Objective 12+ to my Objective 6. LOL.

Life took me through some crazy times since then, some low lows and some high highs. I am now living with the man of my dreams. We are both 42 and Objective 6s and come from very different paths, yet are very similar.

When we moved in together, we did all the moving ourselves.

A trip down memory lane:

• Walked out of my bedroom in the Pines to find my guest getting nailed by a big juicehead on the living room floor. They were both so quiet, but without skipping a beat, my friend apologized if they had woke me, and introduced me to his friend who never once stopped pumping. It was bizarre, funny, and kind of hot all at once.

• Out with a FWB, had a few too many, walking back to his says he’s so horny, proceeds to whip out his hard dick on the street! I gave a gave a quick few strokes, bent and licked his head, told him to put it away. Get to his, lived on top floor of a brownstone, last flight, I stumble (I did say we had one too many), and he’s on me and in me - we fucked on the stairs. Was pretty hot to be honest.

• Random tradesmen - got fucked in my office late one night by electrician there as part of the overnight crew doing upgrades on our floor; got blown by the guy who came over my place to measure the windows for custom blinds.

• At NYAC, upstairs guy in apartment across the street stripped naked, and jerked off with his lights on, no blinds or curtains pulled on the window. He looked ok from the distance. I was more surprised no one else in the room noticed - but that can be NYAC sometimes.

• Out in Boston with friends, we were at some club, but at the bar just having gotten in a round, this very hot and drunk muscled guy stumbles from the dance floor towards us, shirtless, fly undone, and a large very hard uncut dick with a PA sticking out of the fly. One of my best friends and I both reached at the same time and grabbed him, guy was like “thanks dudes, he got all worked up out there and wouldn’t finish me off” lol We did stroke him together, then someone at the other end of bar called out, he looked, looked back to us, shook his head, looked again and said “shit sorry wrong guys - but thanks” and let his hardon lead the way to whoever called him.

First time I realised that guys jerked off in college bathroom stalls.

Out walks JFK jr lookalike, I go in close the door and realise that there's something spattered all over the place-walls, seat cover,door.

Cum. Gallons of it. Scooped some in my fingers as lube while i jerked off.

Walking back from a gym on Paseo de la Reforma in Mexico City last month.

Got horned up by all the hot muchachos working out with me. Decided to walk back to my hotel with just my workout clothes on to show off and be seen.

Made eye contact with one fellow clearly walking home from work. Followed up on it. One thing led to another and we ended up making out on a park bench under the shadows of the Angel de la Independencia. Took it on over to my hotel where there was both a security guard and front desk staff right in front of the elevator lobby.

Walked out about half an hour later to walk him to the Metro.

Haven't been picked up on a street like that in over a decade thanks to the Grindr generation.

Parted ways with a genderqueer friend (bald man in a dress) outsider Canter's and my Uber driver asks if he's my bf. I say no, we're sisters. Start chatting. Eventually I realize he's hitting on me. He's not my type (Mid 20s repressed Muslim kid), but ok looking and I figure fuck it, don't pass up this story. We get to my apartment and he blows me in the car, then mess around in my bed a bit (both bottoms).

Years ago I was in a Mexican restaurant in the Seattle area when I noticed a young Mexican busboy giving me the eye. As I was about 15 years older than him I was flattered. As I finished I asked him where the men's room was; as I was pissing the door opens and in he comes. I grab his ass and tell him I want some of this; I give him my phone number and tell him to call me later that night. He calls, comes over, and rides my dick like a pro. We fucked for a couple of months then he stopped calling. Great while it lasted.

That sounds like a great time, nice when unexpected buddies pop into your life

This thread should not just focus on just gay men in an attempt to make them look bad and unlawful. That would be propoganda and I'm sure OP never intended that.

The wealth should be shared!

I was in Nice. 24. Walking home at dawn after a night in the club. Not drunk, but not sober. A middle aged man was in a park walking his dog. Totally not my type. But we made eye contact. Next thing I know, we're at his place and the man is fucking the hell out of me! I was so not expecting that.

R47 belongs to the dirty man thread

Great thread!

I remember a few years back going into NYC for business. It was early in the morning and I went into the Penn Station bathroom to pee. The man at the urinal next to me stepped back and stared at me while stroking his rock hard cock. I remember feeling a strange sensation. It was so early and I was very tired, so I was far from in a sexual mood. But to have that kind of overt sexual behavior forced at me in that moment was unnerving but also incredibly hot.

Jake Orion invited me over to play video games. Next thing I knew, he had a camera out and I was balls deep in him.

The first time I got flashed was on an LA metro bus (MTA back then) when I was 15. The bus was crowded so I had to take a seat all the way in the very back -- the back of a bus is always trouble, btw. A 30something, construction worker-built man asked me if I knew what the time was and when I looked over he had his massive dick out, and was stroking it. Boy, did I get an eyeful!

Was having a drink at a table in one of two gay bars in town. One of the local newscasters was opposite me at the table. (There were several people seated at it). I had only just met him. After about 5 minutes, I feel a hand in my lap, fondling me. It was the newscaster. Long story short, he came home with me. (And came with me in his ass).

In NYC, I was staying at a friend's apartment, 19th and Second Ave. It was daytime, my friend was at work. I noticed a binoculars on the windowsill. I picked it up and randomly focused on the apartment building across the street on the other side of a pocket basketball court. I see a movement at the window almost directly opposite (I was on the 5th floor of a walkup), focused the lens and it was a guy jerking off. He's using binoculars too. He sees me, and (I'm not making this up, how could I?) he picks up a PREPRINTED sign with a phone number on it. I call the number and 5 minutes later he's ringing my doorbell. We had our fun. Afterwards, he told me he'd been in that apartment before.....LOL Hot guy, too, but REEKED of cigarette smoke.

My boyfriend and I was walking home from a club early one morning and on the walk home we had to walk through an old churchyard. Well the churchyard was only less than 200 yards from my home, but my boyfriend and I were so horny, that I just took him down behind some gravestones and fucked him over a memorial. It was so hot. When we finished and started to walk away, we walked passed some guy who had been watching us. So we took him home for a 3 way!

I love this thread... I've already contributed, but I will again.

I was going for a run. It was a midnight-ish run. Love to run late nights. During Christmas.

There was Christmas Tree lot near where I lived. The guy who owned the lot (or worked there) was closing up. I was winding down my run - it was a block away from my apartment - he just gave me that look. We had a lot of fun in a trailer. So much fun. Too much fun.

I sound like such a whore...

R54 was it rockhard, veiny, swollen, girthy, uncut and 10 inches?

My first bj...visiting the US as a 19 yo, and heading to Buffalo on a greyhound bus. Stopped at Schenectady for 20 mins, and I head to restroom to take a piss.

When I turn around there was a guy on the can with the stall door open, motioning to me. Within seconds he was blowing me and I almost collapsed after I came from the sheer release and pleasant shock of the situation. I slept the rest of the way to Buffalo.

I was 16 when my best friend and I went to a magic show sponsored by the local library. The semi-hot magician was in his late 20s and traveled from town to town like a Gypsy, trying to make enough money to get by. My best friend loved magic so we introduced ourselves and talked to the magician after the show. My friend invited the magician to stay at his house that night (his parents were out of town, as luck would have it). We all ate supper, then learned some magic tricks before falling asleep. In the middle of the night, I woke up to the sound of slurping and moaning. In my naivety, I thought my friend and the magician were wrestling, but when my eyes adjusted, I could tell they were taking turns blowing each other. I sneaked over to them, whipped out my 16-year-old rock hard boner, and joined in. That was the best blowjob I ever received. I shot to the ceiling! We had to disinfect the entire room from floor to ceiling before his parent came home.

R58, yes, it was huge and uncut -- at least to my eyes, who had never seen anything like that before!

Great thread! Thanks OP! More please

Black twink in a parking garage late at night. Standing by a stairwell masturbating. We made eye contact and he starts wagging his hard on at me. I go in for a stroke and he quickly puts it back in his pants and runs off. Fucking tease.

In a huge urban jungle dwell numberless neurotic denizens. Many come to break free of the social restraints of community and small towns. Many simply lose them.

So do we see the weirdest, we show our weirdest. So many strange incidents. So many strange behaviors. How strange have I been.

r64 didn’t understand the assignment.

My landlord hired one of his buddies to do work around his building. He was handsome, though very scruffy. My upstairs neighbor, also gay, told me that he'd been checking the dude out and he was packing a big bulge in his sweats.

A few months later, during a particularly hot summer day, my neighbor and I have beer on our porch. Sweatpant Dude accepted our offer of a beer. Which became two, then three.

And then my neighbor points at me and said, "He's been so curious to ask if that's all you in the front of your pants, there."

And dude takes it out, and it's fucking enormous.

Long story short, I blew Sweatpant dude, then my neighbor, and my neighbor blew me (by that time it only took me like a minute to pop).

Hot, R66!

Did you ask for the pouf’s permission, R34?

I was at the gym in our building a few weeks ago. I went into the locker room and saw a good looking guy I had never seen before. He was in his early 20s, kind of short, slim, tan and as it turned out, hairy in all the right places. He didn’t seem to be doing much except fixing himself in the mirror. As I passed him to go to the urinal, he kept eye contact. When I finished, he looked me up and down and I looked him up and down and jerked my head over to a booth with a toilet and a door. I sat down and helped myself to his clean, uncut 7 incher. I sucked and sucked until he shot down my throat, and returned to my workout. I haven’t seen him since then.

R67 It was. I wish I could have unhinged my jaw, so he could have really fucked my throat. But I was proud of how much of him I took.

Went to an unused floor in the building I work in to go to the bathroom, mostly because I needed to get away from my coworkers. Walked past the guy at the urinal and realized he was stroking his cock. I waited a second, walked past again and washed my hands - him watching me and me watching him. I ended up fooling around with him, and we got a little bit too nekkid for an office building and had a hell of a lot of fun. He came all over my face and chest, then walked out.

I sat there for a few seconds, then used my undershirt to clean myself up, and left it in the trash. That bathroom smelled like cum for days!

Was hanging out with a longtime (platonic) friend after GOT last night. Ended up riding his cock.

When I was a resident I used to get cruised in the ER all the time. The most disgusting was a guy who was in for an STD. Asked me if I liked what i was seeing. The weirdest was when I was sewing the almost severed finger of a really cute guy. I turned around to wash my hands and when I turned back, he was rubbing himself. I literally did a double take. He smiled and said that the pleasure took away the pain.

Did you take over that treatment?

Business trip to Cartegena, Colombia. A group of us were checking into the Sofitel after a late dinner. The dark, handsome, muscled front desk clerk was so hot and (I thought) out of my league. I was closeted at the time but i couldn’t take my eyes off of him.

Fast forward 20 minutes. I am finishing up my shower when there’s a knock at the door. I was a bit distracted so I just opened the door in my towel without checking the peephole. There he is. He looks straight ahead and says, “Just checking to see if your bags arrived”

“Let me check” i said, and what followed was the hottest sex i’d ever had. All with my boss across the hall.

Did he have a rockhard, veiny, swollen, girthy, uncut 10-incher?

Freaky sex creeps are going to freaky sex creep I guess.

Three months ago I was looking for a new roommate and a name was given to me, (through mutual friends), with his age, where he was from originally, assurance that he has full time work and note that he has a 10 inch dick. We connected by phone and he came to my place to check out the room and for us to talk and see if we might be compatible as roommates. When he came to check out the place, two friends who were visiting me were in the living room. When I opened the door, the prospective roommate was more handsome than I’d expected. The two of us met in the second bedroom and a short while into the interview, he brushed his hand against his crotch and I followed suit, rubbing the growing bulge in my pants. When he asked what I knew about him, I mentioned the basic info and added ...”oh and I hear you have a 10 inch cock”. In no time I was sucking on his huge member and he on mine. The interview went for over an hour and my friends wondered why it took so long. We were well acquainted with one another by the end of our initial meeting and yes he is my new and current room mate. We play together and with others a couple of times a week. It’s all quite unexpected and also welcome.

Uh huh

Hot thread!

R78’s post belongs in the thread “Dear Penthouse Forum...”

Huge “member,” R78?

A couple years ago I decided to take a retreat to Trappist monastery. It wasn't for any religious conviction it was just a desire to escape the hustle and bustle of my normal life to clear my head and figure out where I was going in life - highly recommend if you want a total cut off from reality. Anyways, there was only four of us staying at the retreat house with only one other guy remotely close to my age. I was in my early 30s at the time, the other guy was nearer to 40 and the other two guests were well into their 60s. Anyways being about the same age, this guy and I started to talking a decided we'd meet for an early morning walk the next day - we were required to wake up at 4 am if we wanted breakfast. Long story short we walked together a couple days in a row and we discovered we were both gay and in relationships we weren't happy with. One evening he knocked at my door, we're not supposed to have visitors, with a small bottle of wine he brought with him. We had one glass and then before I knew it, I was balls deep inside him. We had some hot sex including outside in the middle hiking path at 5 am, and then went our separate ways and I never heard from him again.

Fleet Week, Christopher Street PATH station, 1am, 1993.

Drunk HOT sailor stood near me, dress blues, leaned on a column, whipped out his dick, pissed onto the track (not the electrified one!), kept it out, starting stroking, stared at me, nudged me closer, we went at it for a bit, I invited him home, ...sucky-fucky, etc. Sleep, woke, fed him, got him cleaned up, he left.