**BREAKING** Cockgobbler Aaron Schock caught Gobbling Cocks!

Dream on OP. That could be any queer.

Bless the person who got that photo

[quote]Former GOP Congressman Aaron Schock appears to have had a magical weekend, flocking to the desert with upwards of 100,000 other attendees for the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival, known simply by its Cher or Madonna-esque first name, Coachella.

[quote]According to multiple eyewitnesses, Schock spent the festival with his gay friends, dancing his heart out. Fun! He also reportedly got intimate with a guy or two, finding those precious carefree lip-locks every queer person dreams of having out in public. There’s just one problem: While serving as the United States Representative for Illinois’ 18th congressional district from 2009 until 2015, Schock’s voting record read like the CliffsNotes of the Religious Right’s antigay playbook. Among his political positions, he voted against adding ‘sexual orientation, gender identity, gender and disability’ to the federal hate crime protection groups, against the repeal of ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,’ and for the Defense of Marriage Act, which defined marriage as between a man and a woman.

R1 = Aaron Schock's dad.

Even though I believe it's true, that photo could be of anyone.

It's not only blurry, but you can't see his face. Therefore, it's not proof.

Gobble gobble

R4, I thought that until I saw R2 and just said out loud "oh, shit! That IS HIM!"

That is definitely him.

Anytime gay rights came up in Congress, he opposed it. What a disgusting piece of shit.

It's not me in the photo, I don't thupport gay rights!

It really is like clockwork with these Republican douchebags. And per usual, even more perverse in that he's not just out there kissing guys in public, but literally sticking his fucking hand down his shorts. Such a fucking dirtbag. Asshole.

And, just as things always go with his idol, Trump, absolutely nothing of substance will come of this.

I'll take care of it eventually, girls.

As outlined in the Queerty article, the whole spectacle of him gaying it up was witnessed by many people, including a former editor of Queerty.

Schock is a known piece of shit, but hat about those idiot "friends?" They should be identified and shunned for accepting him into the circle.

Enjoy Cockchella, Aaron.

He's not gay. He was just joking around and fake kissing a male friend.

R12, let's be honest, they're the hot version of some of the assholes who frequent DL.

It’s him. I saw him there!

His own Instagram account liked that photo.

Where does he get money? Does have a job?

Anyone who would associate with this BEAST is equally horrendous.

He is a hypocrite and a closet case and he should be SHUNNED by the gay community. Across the board, no exceptions.

Therefore, anyone who associates with this cunt should be likewise SHUNNED.

While doing a quick testes check to make sure his bro doesn't have cancer or a hernia. Such a pal r14.

What R14 said.

Just brahs bein' brahs! Why are you sodomites sullying the good name of heterosexual men!?

Hello, he was giving him CPR.

I wonder where he is getting his money from as well r17. How much did he embezzle?

Kathy Griffin outed his homophobic, closeted ass years ago.

Dinner, Prince Charles, Joan Rivers and Windsor Castle.

Please keep up.

He looks horrible. Disease?

The guys a corrupt repuke asshole but MARY! to the guy wanting to throw bottle at him

Former Congressional Intern- I post in the Mueller threads mostly. Ummm, yeah, Aaron is one of us in big ways. The stories but I would be afraid he would figure out quickly who I am and he is vengeful. So I'm out of this thread.

Aaron is studying to become a lifeguard, and has to learn mouth to mouth resuscitation. He has been practicing on Rescuci-Annie and wanted to try out his technique on a real person. Shame on you evil liberals for attacking a good samaritan who is trying to help others.

My, my. If not for the Downton Abbey office, he’d still be in Congress and married to a nice Christian girl named Becky or Mary Alice.

It was declared in the last Schock thread that he was a high-end escort for Indian oligarchs. That's how he does all this traveling.

"Former Congressional Intern- I post in the Mueller threads mostly. Ummm, yeah, Aaron is one of us in big ways. The stories but I would be afraid he would figure out quickly who I am and he is vengeful. So I'm out of this thread."

Who are the other closet cases on Capitol Hill? Spill!

Come on, Intern! Just a few details on his exploits!

Surely his "friends" have videos and pictures of the "vacation"?

[quote]It was declared in the last Schock thread that he was a high-end escort for Indian oligarchs.

I missed that thread. Please tell me this ISN'T a joke! This is too funny. I so want it to be true!

R26 = Schock-tease!

It's a shame that affection between two good friends always has to be tainted with such dirty and un-Christlike implications.

Former Congressional Intern- R33 Is true. I will spill but I have to run my info through some insider friends first. I have to protect them. Though, most of you are spot on in your speculation.

R33 When dealing with Repugs it's too predictable not to be true.

Miss Thing is tacky and a major bottom!

I cannot believe I missed that friggin thread.

Is his appeal to these oligarchs that he is a former congressman? Because he's a bit long in the tooth to be a highly-paid escort to billionaires.

The Cockgobbler is most definitely NOT "one of us."

Maybe he will find love.

He's gotta be high as fuck to do that. I wonder if his "friends" have video or pics to "blackmail" him later...

[quote]We have reached out to Schock on Instagram

And to think the Pulitzers have already been awarded

Fuck the guy that would date him or have anything to do with him r41.

Aaron Schock is a closet case (or was a closet case at this point) who denied being gay and fought against our rights. Not to mention being a corrupt fuck who was kicked out of office.

As r40 said, he is not one of us. And yes his friends and fuck buddies should be ashamed. He hasn't even apologized at this point

LMAO, R43

It’s official! Every douchebag in LA is in Coachella. Can’t think of wannabe that isn’t there #nochella

Okay, I will say that he is not "gifted." At least, not genetically. But he is a skilled and persuasive "orator" One of the best.

R26

Did he ask permission before putting that filthy hand down that young gentleman's shorts! Ghastly!

Although I understand (but certainly don't forgive) his voting record in that district - it was one of the reddest in Illinois. What is utterly pathetic, however, is to glass-closet yourself and be utterly unrepentant for your past. Say what you will about him, at least Ken Mehlman has tried repeatedly to make amends.

And now that I'm off the soapbox, it would be fucking awesome if somebody could post some sex gossip about Schock. In some previous thread, someone posted grindr screenshots suggesting he was a total top. So the "versatile" statement has me intrigued. Intern - anything juicy about DL's Sweetheart? Cut/Uncut? Top/Bottom/Vers? Into kinky shit?

I DO love the idea of him watching Mayor Pete and wistfully thinking about what could have been.

What's his parents' mailing address?

One of Schock's "friends" needs to re-enact the Dustin Lance Black bareback photoset with him and leak it.

I'm sure there's an innocent, Christian explanation for this.

I'm sorry, I'm still processing the news that he's a paid whore for rich Indians.

So many questions...

Aaron follows DL Fave/Poster Boy for the Gorgeous Gay Men threads, Justin Clynes.

Mary! His hands are going down there!

[quote]Okay, I will say that he is not "gifted." At least, not genetically. But he is a skilled and persuasive "orator" One of the best.

FCI, is that you? So you’re saying he has micropeen but fully lives up to the Cockgobbler honorific?

I love you, R51

You guys are so awful. This poor man has been through a lot. I know he’s not perfect, but who is. What if someone judged you for every bad thing you did?

Hi Aaron R59

He wants to become a dentist and was practicing by giving another guy an oral examination

R59 = Mark Kurian

Good for him ™ .

Am I the only one who thinks he looks hot in those pictures?

I’ll forgive him if he changes his name to Cockgobbler.

[quote]I’ll forgive him if he changes his name to Cockgobbler.

That's a step in the right direction. Just need to work on the specifics.

Aaron's Dad in 2015:

"My son's stylish, not gay"

The two on the right are a couple. They’ve deactivated their Facebook accounts, but both of their Instagram accounts are still up, set to private. (And no, I won’t give you their names.)

The two leftmost ones not very friendly unless you have abs or are young.

Did they close their accounts after they were called out by the articles, R68?

Probably r69

I wonder if they knew who Aaron was. They aren’t deplorables.

R64 I do. I will admit it got me hard.

I"m happy he's finally getting to be himself. Let's give him a chance to evolve.

R71 He can start by apologizing. Until then he can eat shit

R71 Fuck this guy

Aaron voted no on gay marriage. And he voted no on any advances in gay rights, many times.

Repeat: FUCK THIS GUY

I don't care what he did. I'd hit him hard.

Stupid troll ^

Aaron Schock does not thupport gay marriage:

So did Hilary and Obama at varying points. Looks like he's clearly changed his mind.

He’s got big ugly ears that are easy to identify!

Guys -- he wants to be caught. He wants to be out.

He wants tons of sex with Instahos. There's no closet here anymore.

R77, that's not really a good analogy.

1) Hillary & Obama are not gay men who were voting against other gay men

2) They changed their position and made a positive impact with their policies and realized the correct course of action. Schock has not admitted the error of his ways.

Remember, it was the Supreme court that gave us gay marriage, not the Democrats.

It was a combination of both, R81.

The impact of President Obama & the Democratic Party pushing for gay marriage and the end of the ban on gays in the military helped influence the direction of the judiciary on these issues.

R64 No, you're not the only one.

He's hot AND he's reprehensible. And there's plenty of guys just as hot and hotter that aren't traitors

R82 Oh, definitely, I agree.

Exactly, R84.

He has a nice body, but it's not a turn on because he's a right-winger with an anti-gay voting record.

I'd rather look at guys with nice bodies who aren't Republican bigots.

Still, it is thrilling to see a hot guy that could still pass for a frat boy with his hands down another guys pants, right there in the middle of Coachella, not giving a fuck.

Sleepless in Peoria.

Agreed R87. He's still a shit -- but the pic is kinda hot.

I guess it is true that he is trying to out himself. I guess he doesn't care anymore and is not making any effort to hide. The apology should be coming out soon, just like him.

Someone there should give him the public flogging he deserves.

It seems like the dropping of the legal charges against him was a huge weight off his shoulders and he decided to let loose his inner gay.

TAR AND FEATHER HURR!

R87 how old are you? 79? Because that’s every Saturday when you’re hot.

I like some of the headlines on other sites!

Disgraced GOP Rep. Aaron Schock Photographed with Posse of Shirtless Men at Coachella

Is he on the left or right? The guy on the right getting his dick grabbed looks more like him.

Aaron Schock Partied With a Bunch of Shirtless Hunks at Coachella

He's got a good body but I don't find him hot for some reason. The face reminds me of those big-eared character actors in the 70s who always played yokels.

R94 I'm 43. I'm talking about hot public gay guys, of course he wasn't officially out, but he is now. I'm so used to Andy Cohen types.

Josh Seefried, Air Force Veteran:

And to the LGBT people hanging out with @aaronschock, have some more self respect. This man voted against our community. He’s not your friend. Not until he has the decency to admit what he has done.

I'd rather have Adam Kinzinger

R101 was he at Coachella?

Josh Seefried, Air Force Veteran:

This isn’t about @aaronschock making out with men. It’s about the fact he voted against his community while in power. He deserves to be shamed and blacklisted until he acknowledges this. And every media outlet that speaks to him needs to address this. Photos in hand!

Josh Seefried, Air Force Veteran:

.@aaronschock is a piece of trash of a human being for voting against the repeal of DADT while being closeted. He deserves no redemption.

#NeverForget #NeverForgive

R101 he's pretty hot, too. Republican, been in the military is he rumored to be gay too? He's 41, no wife or children mentioned on Wikipedia, looks like he smells cookies there in that photo.

Josh Seefried, Air Force Veteran:

I never acknowledged this until today but Btw @aaronschock, this was me. Now I know why your office worked so hard to shut it down.

hell he is a son of bitch, voting against us on so many bills....how can he defend that shit?? how can gays stand to hang with his evil ass??

[quote]You guys are so awful. This poor man has been through a lot. I know he’s not perfect, but who is. What if someone judged you for every bad thing you did?

Someone should grab you by the nuts to find your brain. If this isn't sarcasm, then you truly are very stupid person. HE *judged* to the point of legislating that judgement, genius. I mean do people like you even think out the bullshit you write or do you just accept your cognitive limitations and say "Fuck it. I'm convinced I make sense."?

R108 what were the bills?

Josh Seefried, Air Force Veteran:

Start with this @aaronschock.... “I’m gay. I’m sorry I voted against the brave LGBT men and women who serve this country and actively worked against LGBT rights. For that, I am sorry.” Simple, even under 140 characters.

are A very stupid person*

That doesn't really look like him. Do we really know it is? I'm not convinced yet.

R113 = Aaron's Dad

"This poor man". GTFOHWTBS.

Maybe if he gives an apology, like that Josh Seefried guy suggests, perhaps I can offer some sympathy. Maybe an ounce of it.

That Josh is a beast!

You just know he's the type of turd who'd come out and then say he's still a Republican who will "change the party from within" and believes in the "core values" of that rancid party as Trump being a vile dumbass continues to allow the fanatics around him o stack the courts with like-minded fanatics.

to* stack

Josh Seefreid is right. And he's hot.

Aaron the devoted Christian groping men in public. Is that what they've been teaching you in Sunday school, Aaron?

So typical - Illinois deplorable coming to California to take designer drugs and have embarrassing public sex with a stranger. Basically treating the state like his personal toilet. But no worries, he'll be home in time for Easter and will show up at church with some clueless beard.

Embarrassment. He’ll come out as a Log cabin republican. I prefer that he stay in the closet...it’s more honest. Not a hero to anyone but himself

Just so people actually SEE the words and again, FUCK YOU to R59:

Schock voted against amending federal hate crimes laws to include crimes where the victims were targeted on the basis of sexual orientation, gender identity, gender and disability.[91]

He voted against the repeal of the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" in December 2010.[71]

Schock also voted against the Employment Discrimination Law Amendment H.R. 11 and H.R. 12, which were eventually passed on January 9, 2009.[92]

Schock voted for House Amendment 1416, which Prohibits Use of Funds in Contravention of the Defense of Marriage Act, adopted 247 to 166 in the House July 19, 2012.[93]

Any suggestions as to how one might keep his wife off of the internet for, say, the next week?

[quote]But no worries, he'll be home in time for Easter and will show up at church with some clueless beard.

R121, wait till he has to tell his Dad over Easter weekend that he's gay!

-

"My son's stylish, not gay":

R59, I should hope so!

25 Reasons We Already Knew Aaron Schock Was Gay

What church do the Schocks attend?

Darrin Stevens Jr:

@aaronschock you wanted me to fuck you at Coachella and then were insulted when I turned you down when I said I was married. You’re the biggest hypocrite. #aaronscandal

I think people have forgotten how much this little faggot actively trashed and worked against gay men while he had power. And at a really critical time; don’t ask don’t tell and marriage equality.

He is a asshole. He shouldn’t get a free pass to live out his WeHo fantasy. He needs to acknowledge and atone for his many sins agaisnt gay people. Any gay man that fucks him or associates with him is a piece of shit in my mind also. You are trash, end of story.

Where was Samantha, R129?

Cute couple alert!

[quote]25 Reasons We Already Knew Aaron Schock Was Gay

Why waste time with 25 of them when all you need are eyes and if those aren't working, your ears will suffice because listening to that asshole, you'd hear more hissing than from a snake.

Roy Cohn acting motherfucker.

I don't believe Schock hit on Darren Stevens Jr. @ R129.

Stevens' entire Twitter wall post are non-stop political statements against Schock's party.

[[quote]non-stop political statements against Schock's party.

Because that's actually about as normal a reaction as one could have against a pos who goes out of his way to vote against the very thing he is. Schock couldn't be any more loathsome.

How is the Cockgobbler’s behavior any different from Ken Mehlman’s, before Mehlman apologized (& made amends)? This douchebag needs to be confronted…NOW.

Indeed, R136.

We all knew the day would one day come where Schock would be outed/would come out, but I don't think any of us could have imagined he would do it like this.

Here's a Congressman with a long anti-gay voting record who goes to Coachella to make out with shirtless guys and stick his hands down their pants. And it all gets captured in photos.

There are many people on Twitter right now talking about the shocking hypocrisy.

R136, how is it “normal” to have no other interests on one’s SM except Trump. I say that Stevens guy definitely has a justified grudge against Schock, but I seriously doubt they had an actual run-in.

No question. It's the closeted bitch Aaron.

[quote]Here's a Congressman with a long anti-gay voting record who goes to Coachella to make out with shirtless guys and stick his hands down their pants. And it all gets captured in photos. There are many people on Twitter right now talking about the shocking hypocrisy.

Hypocrisy would be if he voted against making out with shirtless guys and sticking a hand down their pants or if he did something he voted against.

You guys are mean. He’s such a dear - we filled our tummies together just a few weeks ago!

👽

^That guy's "teeth" are terrifying

Here everyone look at

R144, everything about him is terrifying.

The poor thing.

Like it or not, he's now part of the gay community.

Wait are you talking about the alien guy or Ms. Schock, R148?

Why in the world would get such big, wide choppers? They’re too big for his mouth and in terms of dental proportions. It gives me anxiety just looking at them. I would kill his veneer specialist.

*he get

It's cute that anyone would think the shallow gays who hang out with him would have any concerns about gay rights.

The revelation that he’s an escort for wealthy Indian men begs the question: dots or feathers?

So, he's basically a yacht girl like Lindsay Lohan?

Figures that treacherous little bitch would be a trashy Coachella queen since the entire event is run by a homophobic millionaire. Oh and fuck that shrill little YouTube cunt Tyler Oakley for the same reason.

And look who else decided to attend the festivities.

Ya'll jumpin to conclusions.

I don't know who those people are, r156, and all google says is "crowd."

Only question is if he'll finally come out publicly or if he'll try to say the guy in the pic isn't him. I'm sure some of his hookups have more explicit pics than this. Kinda surprised nothing has leaked so far.

Where have you guys been? Here’s a recap of some of his most outlandish behavior:

—Resigned from Congress amid scandal, with most gay people hating him for his voting record, too many gay men still lusting after him because of his body, and a porn studio offering him a million bucks to do a porn movie. (At this point, he may as well take the offer.)

—During his disgraced period under indictment, he:

—Posted photos with plenty of Republican Indian diplomats/officials, ranging from men in their 50s/60s to a young former Indian beauty queen who has posted videos from Trump fundraisers and who appears to be a friend of his.

—Posted several topless photos in various settings, including in a hot tub, with his former congressional intern Ryan Carballido, who one would be stupid not to assume he fucks regularly. Their photos appear intimate, with their arms around one another. Carballido looks about 15 years Schock’s junior and is openly gay, and he once published an op-ed in an Illinois newspaper saying Schock is being victimized for being a sexy young Republican.

—Schock travels regularly to Mumbai for ‘business.’ During his most recent self-publicized trip, he also stayed at a resort there and for a day or two in what looked to be a luxury penthouse suite in Dubai. We can guess how much that would go for—for a man in serious debt with no legitimate job.

—When the Indian prime minister came to the US, Schock made headlines and confused Congress by waltzing onto the floor of Congress—after quitting in disgrace—all to schmooze the Indian diplomat, who seemed to know who he was.

—People in India and Brazil have proudly posted photos on social media with Schock, whom they call as US congressman—it appears he is claiming to be a current member of Congress, or lets them think that anyway.

—While under indictment, Schock’s legal team played the gay card and tried to get the case dismissed on the grounds that the FBI allegedly asked questions about his sexuality. Yes, he claimed anti-LGBT discrimination in an effort to get his case dismissed after voting against LGBT protections. That happened.

—He has become friends with this strange little magazine publisher named Mark Kurian, who appears to sponsor and drive gay porn stars across the country and bring them to Hollywood. He met Schock at the gay-populated Mosaic church in West Hollywood. Kurian posted a photo with Schock and his intern/likely fuck buddy saying their tummies were full. Kurian also claimed in his Instagram and Twitter profiles that he was vice chair of the Trevor Project (anti-suicide LGBT hotline), when he has never served the charity in any way. They had to demand that he remove that false information, after which he made his Twitter profile private. If I were fictionalizing his story—I would NEVER suggest that his REAL LIFE relationship with the wealthy Kurian is anything like this—I might write Kurian as a financial underwriter of Schock and his intern in exchange for sex. But hey, that’s pure fiction.

Why are all these people saying ‘I don’t like to put people’? If, you, a virtual stranger to someone, knows they are gay that means they aren’t doing a good job at being in be closet. Not only is it pathetic for a grown ass man in a 1st world country to be closeted, it’s even more galling when evrryone has to pretend to look the other way. If you are going to be a closet case; do better. If people know that you are out here fucking men then that is on you and your fault. You outed yourself.

The crowning achievement of that fast-aging twink in the photo will be "tonguing a quisling senator at Coachella". It's so pathetic I can't even get worked up over it. Why get mad over trash?

*Former senator, that is. Which is even worse.

A problem for Schock is that (I don’t know but I would put actual money on this.) he probably had some kind of sexual relationship with Paul Ryan. I don’t think that is just fantasy. I’ve explained my theory at length in another thread. Anyway, I think Ryan probably exerted influence to keep Schock out of jail in order to protect himself, but also left Congress to get himself off the radar in case Schock does go ballistic and openly talk about their relationship. Scoff, but evidence of their relationship and Schock’s otherwise hard to explain case dismissal makes this a strong possibility. I think he must have blackmailed Ryan, but that also puts Schock in a precarious and potentially unsafe position since Ryan has so much to lose.

A reality of Schock (I do know this.) is that he has a dick of average length and healthy girth, he prefers darker “ethnic” looking men, and he is an opportunistic slut but is actually more of a top who likes to get rough and talk dirty and come inside of a guy.

R162 / R163 Former congressperson. He was not a senator.

FUCK this hypocritical piece of garbage human being and the empties he hangs out with.

[quote]Like it or not, he's now part of the gay community.

Community? AHAHAHA That’s as silly a the term as “Family.” Can we drop that crap? This "Community/Family" ideology faded once gays discovered the Internet. If he's part of the "Community," we need some torches.

Who the fuck is at R156? I love how some of you wannabe starfuckers assume we know every generic-looking queen in the blogosphere. What Porn studio does he work for? I see he has the requisite Black female BFF.

^^"Silly a term"^^

wow, maybe Schock posts here in the sexy Indian men thread! LOL. I don't find them attractive but to each his own.

R168 Check out this photo and caption, and Schock’s response. This was posted late one night/early morning from a Mumbai dance club.

“Thanks for showing our group a fun time...”

I'm more sickened by the gay men who would lower themselves to associate with that piece of shit. He is a prime example of the McConnell ideology of "winning is all that matters, no matter who it hurts".

Representing himself as a current U.S. congressman in India while under indictment.

I don’t understand how someone facing an investigation for 24 felony counts of stealing U.S. federal dollars while serving the country is allowed to travel so freely, falsely representing himself as a lawmaker, and profiting personally from it. How is that even possible?

With his apparently close friends, the gay—married with a daughter—owners of Barry’s Bootcamp gyms.

R171 - maybe because he knew nothing would come of the indictment?

Ducklipped fool with the owner of Barry’s Bootcamp.

No one outed him. He is just openly gay. He is desperately waiting for someone to “expose” him so that he can cry victimhood and pack in all the dick he can in his waning “hot” years. The Botox will wear off soon enough and his tits are already sagging.

Thanking a personal trainer/model “for the pump.” (PS the guy is on OnlyFans...)

With (front) gay Israeli white party promoter/nude model Eliad Cohen and (back left) his best friend, a Brazilian woman who was on some reality singing competition in her home country and whose Instagram account strongly suggests she is an actual high-cost prostitute. She hosted Aaron when he was in Brazil last year, again representing himself as a congressman after he had resigned and was under indictment.

I think he's fabulous!

Here’s his friend Eliad Cohen, sometimes escort, with Sam Smith backstage after a concert...

And here’s Aaron, same night, with Sam Smith. “It is Him,” he writes.

I wonder how two bodybuilding gays, including one who is sorta-kinda a gay prostitute and one who is an antigay politician, ended up backstage with this gay performer...

How in fuk can any sane gay man associate with a skunt who votes against gays?????

prison is too good for this turdface.

ROT IN HELL YOU 2 FACED WHORE

Another photo of Cohen, showing off his likely backstage access ticket.

Guys, remember that Aaron Schock is a POLITICIAN who recently said he is considering running for Congress again as a persecuted, victimized antigay Republican. He hangs out with actual, real sex workers in plain view. It’s pretty fucking astonishing.

More Cohen meat. This is what the Cockgobbler has been gobblin’ in all his downtime.

Somehow I knew he was gay too...

[quote]he probably had some kind of sexual relationship with Paul Ryan. Scoff, but evidence of their relationship ...

What is this evidence?

He's just a snappy cocksucker!

He was on Morning Joe for about five minutes, and these are the talking points he hit:

—I’m a victim!

—I was in Men’s Health.

—I was the youngest congressman in history.

—I was in Men’s Health!

—As a young, inexperienced lawmaker, I made mistakes. I didn’t understand the law. Ignorance of the law is a good excuse for a young lawmaker. That is why my case was dismissed. (Mika Brzezinski: YES IT IS, AARON, YOU POOR THING!!!)

—I was on the cover of Men’s Health!

—I may run for Congress again. As a victim of an evil unfair government that tries to hold its lawmakers accountable for breaking laws, my mission now is to work for immunity for public officials, because they are too often persecuted for breaking laws. Especially Republicans.

—Men’s Health!

Mika: Keep us updated, Aaron! You poor thing!

Mmmhmmmmm

Get rid of him.

He is a fame whore. He really needs to just take the plunge and do porn. He has gynecomastia that, judging by his physique, almost inevitably is due to steroid use. Who knows what other drugs this self-hating, self-made monster takes. Aaron: Just do fucking porn. That is the world you belong in. You already hang out with porn stars. Hook yourself up with a porn studio, make a little money in front of the camera, and they’ll connect you off camera with Geffen types who will wire money into your offshore accounts. You need an agent so you can stop hustling and putting up a front that is shattering. Be an honest whore. It’s time to fulfill your destiny. Call Michael Lucas and ask to audition.

Thanks to R160 for the comprehensive account of this vile cunt's recent activities.

***doo dee doo***

[strolling through gay neighborhood in Tampa, Florida]

Oh! Well hello, TMZ camera guy! Come here often? Why, I am just doing my job as a congressman! Worky work work! What’s that? Paul Ryan? Funny that you, TMZ, should happen to by chance be hereo on this gay strip in a small town in Florida and recognize me, an obscure politician from Peoria, Illinois—you DID get the rainbow flags behind me in your shot, right?—to ask me about my relationship with Paul Ryan! It’s almost as if someone coordinated this whole encounter! Your roaming around in Ybor City looking for congresspeople to interview makes a whole lot of sense for a random paparazzi encounter!

*Tee hee*

Well, here’s what I know about Paul Ryan. Paul Ryan has a hot body under those clothes. He should wear tight clothes like I do because his body is fucking hot. I JUST HAPPEN to know that because we are strictly platonic workout buddies. *tee hee* Hey, TMZ guy, I have congressing to do here in this small gay neighborhood. Nice chatting. Do me a favor and send a link to that video to Paul Ryan just so he will have no doubt I am fucking crazy as shit and totally willing to out him as my congressional fuck buddy if I don’t get my favors. Will you do that, TMZ? Thank you, TMZ! You’re so sweet.

[quote]Former Congressional Intern- [R33] Is true. I will spill but I have to run my info through some insider friends first. I have to protect them. Though, most of you are spot on in your speculation

Stop with the drama queen shit R26. No one in the history of DL has ever personally suffered repercussions because of what they post here.

Post your info or shut up.

I want to hate these people with the heat of a thousand suns, then I saw the pic at R181 and decided to throw principles out the window.

That's hawt.

I must admit, he's given us so much entertainment. He's some attractive enough to hold our attention, with a controversial past that allows us all to hate him.

The next DL mystery, who else has Paul Ryan hooked up with? Do you think it was just oral or did he get Ryan to fuck him? I knew that there was something fishy when Ryan, married to a millionaire daughter opted to live out of his congressional office. Aaron could just prance done the hall in the middle of the night for some fun.

And because he’s got a nice body by some standards, all will be forgiven by the vapid gays looking for a quick lay. Hell, we’re already seeing it in this thread!

Reprehensible.

R175, what’s the guy’s OF account?

Worth it?

At this point I'm expecting a spectacular, Chris Burrous-style sudden demise for him.

Is that you Aaron?

What [195] said x 100.

Schock has gay white pretty boy privilege.

Hot white WEHO & Chelsea gays will forgive him bc abs trump principles for the instagay crowd.

Trust that those dudes in the photo do not care one wink about his abhorrent politics.

SHE IS TRENDING #10 on TWITTER!

Could we at least agree to give props to the OP for a most awesome subject line.

Well done, OP

I look at that photograph and I see one young man choking and another young man doing the Lord's work by helping him dislodge the obstruction from his throat using that new reverse Heimlich maneuver. You gays... always making a assumptions about our straight white republican patriots.

I don't think that he'll be the first hypecritical homo to join the gay club.

He will hold a press conference and through tears and fractured voice will announce he is gay.

He will ask for forgiveness and blame his voting record on internalized homophobia and fear

GLAAD will give him an award for bravery.

The Advocate will put him on the cover as man of the year.

Pretty white gay boys around the world will rejoice.

Schock will open up his IG and proudly post photos of his body and his hot friends with trendy gay hashtags #ohsogay #gayboy #abs.

He will quickly gain 2 million followers.

And all will be forgiven

I quit OUT/Advocate after the Milo Worship

I don't see him coming out at all. Why should he? The only weight on his shoulder were the charges that were dropped, and even then his sexual social life never took a hit. I doubt he cares at all. I'm sure he thinks he owes the gay community nothing.

[QUOTE]Anytime gay rights came up in Congress, he opposed it. What a disgusting piece of shit.

Yeah but he’s white and he works out, so all is forgiven.

Russian troll alert at r207

As if any more proof were needed that looking 'hot' (I don't see it myself but whatever) does not equal being a decent human being.

The sad truth is that we do forgive and do forget - just ask Ken Mehlman how he's enjoying life these days making millions of KKR and feeling the loving embrace of the gay community.

Wow, James Duke Mason met him at a gay event WeHo prior to Coachella.

You're all just jealous that he is living his best heterosexual Christian life as recommended by Joel Osteen. Suck it, Bitter Betties!

[QUOTE]Russian troll alert at R207

Russian troll diversion at R208. How’s the weather in Moscow, comrade?

ROFL

R212 - your pussy stinks.

[quote] Anyone who would associate with this BEAST is equally horrendous.

Please, you’d drop to your knees if he asked you to suck his cock.

Give me a break. He’s not all that.

I really wouldn't r216.

I'd drop to my knees for Kinzinger, and I'm not entirely comfortable with that fact.

That's always the go-to response to criticism towards any man around here that might be considered attractive.

I know Datalounge's standards are often...... suspect..... but it's kind of a lazy rebuttal.

[quote]There’s just one problem: While serving as the United States Representative for Illinois’ 18th congressional district from 2009 until 2015, Schock’s voting record read like the CliffsNotes of the Religious Right’s antigay playbook.

Schock had to vote the way his donors wanted him to vote. That's the way our Congress works now.

lol true. he's white and works out so now he'll be considered a hero to the gays for trump (the people that mike pence wants dead)

Re-upping Kathy Griffin's story about the Cockgobbler from a few years ago:

I am living for this drama today. That is all.

"Schock had to vote the way his donors wanted him to vote. That's the way our Congress works now"

He also could have done anything else with his life. But he chose to oppress LGBT people as a politician. He can go to Hell.

Dude's a coward. Plain and simple.

[quote]He also could have done anything else with his life.

A girl's gotta eat. And being in Congress is a pretty sweet deal.

r227 He would have done better on Wall St.

From Wikipedia [quote]He later bought event tickets for a licensed ticket broker, using six phone lines and thirteen credit cards, and investing his earnings in the stock market.[11] When he was in the eighth grade, he began doing the accounting work for a gravel pit, a job he kept throughout his high school years.[11] Schock started his own Individual Retirement Account at age 14.[12]

He's hot

Aaron was just wondering whether the curtains matched the drapes.

One of Aaron’s Indian “clients”

A gallant effort r230

[quote][R227] He would have done better on Wall St.

No, he wouldn't. On Wall Street, he would actually have to work and show results.

Congress people can just sit around and collect a paycheck. As long as they show up for votes and once in awhile for committee assignments, they have a fairly easy life. See: Obama, Barack, Senator

Trying to defend Schock while attacking Obama. Yawn. Try it somewhere else dear.

He's the gay Amalita Amalfi - a hooker with a passport, moving within the circles of other high-end prostituting demimonde.

That grainy photo is pretty hot.

I feel like he topped Paul Ryan. I think Paul was actually the bottom in that relationship.

Why are we trying to make Paul Ryan gay? There are sadly more than enough pathetic closet case Republicans without having to claim more of them.

If any of y'all see him out in WeHo, please throw a drink in his face.

The problem with the "he had to vote that way to please his donors/constituents" rationale is that ignores the first step in the process. Miss Thing had to advocate those positions actively while he was campaigning in order to obtain the donations and votes he was supposedly beholden to. Therefore, the Cockgobbler was a shameless, hypocritical closet case before he ever got elected.

R232 I forgot to tag it ”Sexrawtory of ALL Interiors”

[quote] Why are we trying to make Paul Ryan gay?

Because it amuses us, and Ryan would have meltdown if he knew people were laughing at him, which amuses us even more.

His journey to Weho seems like a Americanized remake of Death in Venice, featuring Kurian as young Tadzio.

Who knows what's going on in his head.

He may be hoping the media outs him so that he doesn't have to do it himself.

The real test will come after this: does he fess up and apologize for his voting record?

Does he start working for gay rights?

Not everyone needs to be a hero but let's see where Schock ends up.

Though at 37, he's getting kinda long in the tooth for Coachella, which is more for the 18-25 demo.

I see a "Rehab" story in the next few weeks. His father, out on the lawn, wiping his tears, announces that Aaron has finally realized that it's time to deal with his drinking problem as it leads to bad behavior. He has checked into a rehab center and we ask that you respect our family and our dear cockgobb....ummm son's privacy during this very trying time for us,

That's exactly what he wants, r91, a public flogging.

Cersei-style.

So he can get as much Instaho dick from it that he can.

Don't give him the attention and don't give him the dick until he comes out and publicly repudiates the Republican Party at the very least.

Even if he comes out now, it wouldn't matter much.

It's a hell of a lot different than a sitting Congressman or candidate switching his support to gay rights. This chickenshit didn't have the stones to run on gay rights and stand for an election as pro-gay.

He oogly now.

Has anyone confirmed that this is really him? Some of the pics look more like him than others. One of the pics doesn’t look at all like him. And Queerty has been known to be misleading before.f

Yeah, the Ken Mehlmans and Aaron Schlocks and Jim McGreeveys aren't out or pro-gay when it matters.

[quote]Hypocrisy would be if he voted against making out with shirtless guys and sticking a hand down their pants or if he did something he voted against.

Sorry, we gays are not just the right wing's cumdump. This is the law, legal discrimination and legal violence that's always been used against gays we're talking about. If other Congressmen and the majority of Americans can support gay rights, than so can a hypocrite cockgobbler.

YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR GAY-BASHING CAKE AND GOBBLE IT, TOO!

But nice try, r141. You should apply to be a lawyer for the Michael Jackson Estate.

He's starting to look like the MDMA wore off a couple of hours ago.

R240, plus most Americans were for gays in the military when he voted to uphold discrimination so he can't claim it is what his constituents wanted.

ROFL

You all have to stop questioning the photo. Of course it’s him! Look at the shorts, and compare with the clear group shots!

Schlock was never a Senator.

I don't know if Illinois has enough clueless yokels to put a posturing fag into a Senate seat. That's South Carolina.

He looks like this now. Evidence at r172

He's in a group shot with a bunch of hot shirtless guys and hanging in WeHo. How much more proof do doubters need? A hole presentation?

His friends need to understand the difference between defending a friend for forgetting to leave a tip vs spending his career proactively trying to turn homophobia into law.

That would be nice.

Aaron gives more than just the tip these days.

You just know the people on here who are defending him are so oblivious to their own hypocrisy when it comes to minorities who fight for equality. There's always a correlation between the type of (white) gay guy who defends someone as vile as Schock (and other conservatives) who push anti-gay legislation and whining about "SJW" and "pc culture."

Dear r164,

Paul Ryan left Congress because he knows Trump is indefensible. He doesn't have the integrity to stand up for basic morals and ethics.

Does Paul Ryan have integrity though? Proof?

NONE, R265. A typical, right-wing shithead, that one.

Hate these straight4pay gays.

Who is the Israeli gay he was caught in the shower with?

Had an odd name.

[quote]Hypocrisy would be if he voted against making out with shirtless guys and sticking a hand down their pants or if he did something he voted against.

r141 clearly has no idea what the word "hypocrisy" actually means.

Hypocrisy: the practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one's own behavior does not conform; pretense.

[quote]For the record, Schock has repeatedly denied being gay; he told openly gay journalist Michelangelo Signorile, author of the new book “It’s Not Over,” in 2012 that questions about his sexual orientation were “completely ridiculous and inappropriate,” and even his father told the media last week that his son was “different” but “not gay.” Of course, there are men who have sex with other men and don’t identify as gay (think about the accusations against former U.S. Sen. Larry Craig, R-Idaho). Without credible “witnesses,” we’re left with rumors that sound more like accusations — all of which feels like pink-baiting to me.

[quote]Hypocrisy would be if he voted against making out with shirtless guys and sticking a hand down their pants or if he did something he voted against.

Were you dropped on your head by the doctor upon your unfortunate arrival into this world?

So by your logic: A conservative who knocks up a mistress and tells her to get an abortion and she refuses, so he pushes her down a flight of stairs, him voting against abortion doesn't make him a hypocrite because he didn't vote to get women pushed down stairs.

I couldn't drop to my knees for Schlock, knowing what he is.

If I knew nothing about him, sure. But evil shit definitely spoils the appeal of lots of people for me.

Yeah, well, he could have picked different donors, r221.

[quote]That's the way our Congress works now.

Fucking idiot, you must be a Russian trollist.

He makes me angry. No amount of abs can hide an ugly heart.

Or a receding hairline.

I couldn't get naked with Schock, although he is generally my type. It's similar to a guy who hit me online. Guy was handsome, nice body, my type. In about two or three message exchanges he started all this ultra-conservative, Trumpian, Hannity-loving b.s. Quickly told him it would never work and blocked. Period.

[quote]A girl's gotta eat.

She just HAS to eat by bashing gays and pursuing laws that will harm gays! THERE'S JUST NO, OTHER WAY TO EAT! Or be a Congresmman!

We won't have to worry about r227 much longer. He'll be winning the Darwin Award soon.

This is not hypocrisy. Hypocrisy is telling someone their car is dirty when your car is dirtier. He's guilty of straight up gay treason.

Sorry, one correction of my post @R270

A conservative didn't vote AGAINST pushing a woman down a flight of stairs, so he's not a "hypocrite" in your mind.

[quote]DRAG HAH[/quote]

I maybe could've forgiven him if he'd apologized before screwing randoms and boasting his happy gay weho life on SM. Now it seems like he doesn't care and I can't speak for everyone, but I won't accept his apology.

I posted in another Schock thread about my late friend who was beaten up severely, landing him in the hospital when kids at school found out he had kissed a boy after school. This SOB Schock lives his life without a care because of people like my friend who dared to live their life freely and openly, regardless of what people would do to them. He tried to deny them those rights, but now he gladly accepts them. Fuck him and his ilk.

I see he's back to shaving his chest. Too bad he's too old for the spring chicken look.

R181 Eliad is a hot guy who I have followed on SM but if he really has been with cockgobbler I don’t know what to think. Cockglobber is disgusting self hater who voted agains gays over and over again.

[quote]Why are we trying to make Paul Ryan gay?

Why don't you ask Paul Ryan?

figures, he's at an event Coachella owned by a rich dude that gives $$ to anti-gay causes. cock gobbler fits right in.

[quote]Somehow I knew he was gay too...

I did, too.

No homo, bro!

There's Paul Ryan, obviously avoiding leg day altogether.

How many times do we have to see these same pictures? 100? 1000?

What is Aaron's asking price?

Makes sense to have Paul Ryan in this thread. He sucks Koch, too.

Aww, it was mere weeks ago that Aaron was boasting about being "vindicated!!!" Now he's already found himself in a media shitstorm yet again. Girlfriend just can't catch a break!

300, bitch @ r290!

You're wrong and so is the Republican Party! Why don't you jump back to hell with all of them?

Why didn't the gays in the photo reject him because of his stance?

[quote]Why didn't the gays in the photo reject him because of his stance?

Ask them. Their names are Tyler Tixier and Keith Anthony.

Man, those Paul Ryan douchebro pics age worse every time they're posted. Those spindly little legs.

Please stop posting pics of the Cowardly Ryan.

It wounds.

Who are the two queens on the right side?

Closet Cunt

Tyler Tixier sounds so much like a drag queen name.

Seems like Schock must have wanted to be unmasked and was too afraid to do it himself.

Sort of the gay equivalent of "suicide by cop"

If you want to stay in the closet you don't go into politics, you don't hang out with other gays, you don't bring your boyfriend places where people will assume you are a couple... not the first time this has happened.

I concur R306

He was just minding his own business, and he was outed.

[quote]He was just minding his own business

As he groped some other guy's business.

He's always minding my business and trying to make it illegal.

Schock has been outed more times than John Travolta at this point.

R308 Fuck you. He deserved to be outed and chastised for his stance on anything gay. He's a fucking hypocrite and deserves all the horrible things that can happen to him. People are still being discriminated against for being gay. Being gay and voting against our rights is like being Jewish and helping Hitler load the trains.

[quote]Has anyone confirmed that this is really him?

R250, while the photo of him with his hands down a guy's pants could be debated, he can't deny the several other clear photos of himself posing with shirtless gay guys in WestHo.

Gays in the military were minding their own business but Gobbler voted to discriminate against them

[quote]while the photo of him with his hands down a guy's pants could be debated, he can't deny the several other clear photos of himself posing with shirtless gay guys in WestHo.

Didn't he 'like' that photo of himself with his hands down the guy's pants? I thought I read that somewhere. If true, I'd say it's pretty safe to assume it's him!

He doesn't look bad. He hasn't mended his ways tho. Still a slimeball

I'm not sure that's Aaron - mainly because I didn't immediately get a hardon when I saw the picture.

He’s not all that. Some of you are thirsty.

Is this where the man goes up into the man?

Once he meets me, his temporary dude "fill-in" phase will be over!

I’ve missed you r319!

Dan Savage:

Outing is a brutal political tactic that should be reserved for brutally anti-LGBT closeted politicians. Aaron Schock has a brutal anti-LGBT voting record and he deserves to be outed.

Also for the pearl clutchers: If you're a dude and you're making out with shirtless men in public... you outed yourself.

He’s a butterface!

Mike Pence is preparing to offer him a special position in his team.

I suppose that position will be pass around bottom?

Despite his faults, he is very good on wheat tariffs, soybean subsidies, and is very well-travelled. Peoria would take him back in a minute. That picture only suggests that (if it is him) he is a modern guy who is not ashamed of showing affection to his bros. Straight as an arrow. Let's call him "La Fleche."

[quote]Also for the pearl clutchers: If you're a dude and you're making out with shirtless men in public... you outed yourself.

Exactly.

This is not a case of a guy having a quiet, private dinner at a restaurant with his boyfriend.

This is a guy who is at a public event, groping shirtless men. And who is a former Congressman, no less.

[QUOTE] Being gay and voting against our rights is like being Jewish and helping Hitler load the trains.

Mary.

So let me get this straight... a bunch of superficial and materialistic white gay men attending a concert that is owned by a politically active anti gay millionaire are mad that a superficial and materialistic white gay man who supports anti gay causes is there as well?

No, R329.

It's not the gays who were with him that are mad.

It's the rest of us who weren't there.

Not only is he sucking face and milkin' a dong, he's fucking higher than a kite. Been there, done that. When that roll kicks in and you have a honey by your side, you don't care who's watching. I don't know if I'd wanna be at Coachella while rolling...not with all those cheeseballs.

The mainstream media is picking it up.

Derick Waller of ABC in New York just posted it on Twitter:

[quote]Former GOP Congressman Aaron Schock, who voted against repeal of “Don’t ask don’t tell” and voted for DOMA (defining marriage as between a man and a woman), spotted at Coachella making out with a guy

He is fondling and making out with a guy. That’s what ya really shocking. This homophobe is out in public making out with a guy while he grabs his dick!

R330, the comments I’m seeing are:

“I was there too! And can confirm that is indeed Aaron. I was gonna call him out but I didn’t cause Arianna grande came on and oh my god, she’s awesome. BLM forever!” -Insert group pic of 20 white gays together!

At this point, declare yourself brain dead if you're still questioning if that's him.

What do you think he's high on R331?

^ "Rolling" = MDMA (Ecstasy, Molly)

And a little Tina to keep the party going

He’s a good Christian boy. He doesn’t do the narcotics. But you, r338, did you take a marijuana?

I have no reason to doubt he was there, and I’ve understood that he has gay since I laid eyes on him. But not a one of the photos I’ve seen look like him to me. I didn’t know which among the group of white men he was supposed to even be until it was pointed out.

R340 = Aaron's Dad

Anthony Michael Kreis, Visiting Assistant Professor of Law, Chicago-Kent

[quote]Aaron Schock worked to reinforce institutional homophobia that feeds into repression and validates anti=LGBTQ animus. That he now feels free to avail himself of the kind of freedom so many of us long worked for-- or still don't enjoy-- without as much as an apology is grotesque.

Dear Mr. Kreis:

He's hot and drop dead gorgeous. 'Nuff said.

All is forgiven, Aaron.

[quote]He has Tina eyes in the pics

Those are his regular vacant shark eyes.

his ass is tired and boring

Surprised y'all even noticed his eyes. He's so short, I barely noticed he was there in the pic with his gaggle of gays.

R343, we'll see how many "A-List" gays want to hang around Schock.

I don't think too many of them will give him the time of day.

Given Matt’s looks and relevancy, he should be crowned the queen of WeHo, like a Mrs. Astor.

Andy Lassner, Executive Producer - The Ellen Show

[quote]@aaronschock Bro, how good was Ariana at Coachella?

hilarious

I hope Ellen does a monologue about the gobbler!

Also, why does SNL have to be on break when shit like this happens!? I could see them doing a sketch that involves Pence.

I don’t care what that Andy guy @ r349said, Ellen will give him a pass. She’ll blame it all on internet trolls.

I think Aaron looks methy btw. Actually I hope he is, Hope it kills him.

I wonder if Schock has crossed paths with & befriended Robert Sepulveda Jr yet ('memba her!?). Two peas in a pod.

Going to Coachella and complaining about seeing narcissistic rich white people who don’t value money and don’t care about disadvantaged minorities is like going to a KKK meeting at the Brunei Hotel and complaining about Milo Yiannonopolus there.

To be fair, at least he is nice to look at, unlike the other old, fat, creepy GOP toe tappers and child molesters. Don't get me wrong, though, Schock is still a piece of shit that deserves the greatest shunning that ever shunned.

Pie her in the face!

He has a toned body, R355, but his face is not all that.

R357 Just throw a paper bag over his head and you'll be okay.

I bet Miss Lindsey is green with envy.

He's a spineless, treacherous snake and should be shunned by all gays everywhere for the extensive work he has done to hurt us and all the pathetic queens that are friends with that bag of shit deserve to be named and shamed too.

Leaving his MANY MANY ethical/political issues aside.

Sorry. Just not into guys who look like they have "MATTEL" stamped on their ass.

It's really a damn shame the prosecutors bungled his case, because that delusional kween really really should be in jail.

[quote] Sorry. Just not into guys who look like they have "MATTEL" stamped on their ass.

I say that because there's not a snowball's chance in hell anyone who looked like that would ever give me a second look, so I save myself a world of hurt. Truth is, if I suddenly came into $50 million, I'd be hiring guys that looked like Schock every night. Hell, I might even hire the cockgobbler himself!

This is like OJ being let go and his guilty conscience causing him to be arrested for burglary and then writing a book called If I Did It.

...except for the fact that Schock has no conscience.

Nah, R364. I doubt there's a guilty conscience it that cunt's right-wing head. It's more like "Homosex for me, not for thee"

[quote]This is like OJ being let go and his guilty conscience causing him to be arrested for burglary and then writing a book called If I Did It.

So can we expect a book called "If I Were a Cockgobbler" from Aaron?

in* that

R363,

If R361 came into that kind of money, surely he would be able to pay for higher quality specimens than Schock.

That being said, what is it with these chicken-legged A-list gays? IS it that hard to throw a few lunges and squats into their workout regimen? The skinny legs really deducts from their attractiveness.

This is one of those deals where it's super easy to get INCENSED on Twitter because Everyone Hates Schock and the hypocrisy is pretty obvious.

Guaranteed that's the extent of it though--lots of Twitter outrage from people who've made a career out of being outraged on Twitter.

The shallow hos he hangs out with will all be like "Oh cool! Aaron's trending!" and then they'll do another line or take another hit and forget about it by tomorrow. and they'll all be partying together back in WeHo next week.

[quote] That being said, what is it with these chicken-legged A-list gays? IS it that hard to throw a few lunges and squats into their workout regimen? The skinny legs really deducts from their attractiveness.

Ha! Wow...Looks like I struck a nerve.

Most of these instahos skip their entire lower body because mirror selfies only get their upper body, so they have to eventually get ass implants.

Newb Twitter question here: How do I see the NEWEST Schock-related tweets? All my feed seems to show me is "top" tweets which are often many hours old and in no apparent order whatsoever. I literally want to watch a feed of new Schock tweets as they're tweeted in real time.

Nevermind I think I already figured it out lol

He liked this post today.

Here is the rule. Pretty white gay boys always get a pass, because you guys will always give them second and third changes because they are pretty. All it takes is a couple of I'm sorries and a few speeches about the error of their ways and they are quickly brought back into the club. Ken Mehlman is the exception that proves the rule.

And quite frankly, how many of you are going home to see family this weekend and that family votes republican and they say mean and nasty things about other people, while they lick Trump's boots and you sit there just chowing down on your ham not wanting to start a fight. You are no better than Mr. Schock.

R377 Ryan, you’re his trick now, not his intern. You can stop calling him Mr. Schock.

he must have a sex tape somewhere. you know he does, he's just that type. I bet he has a mirror by the bed so he can admire himself while fucking

More like La Felch, R326.

Too bad he didn’t come out sooner before he hit the wall.

Shame.

Former Congressional Intern- I am careful what I post to protect the people who are still in the business. I have never met Aaron but one of his people intimated he wanted to hook up with me. If Aaron reads this thread, he will know exactly who I am. I am not sure if Aaron actually did want to hook up with me but we were in the same room a few times, he gave me "the look" and then one of his people told my boss who told me he wanted to. Nothing ever came of it. We all knew he was gay. Everyone. Not even a maybe about it. I hate even giving scoop because anyone could make shit up. I have not read the 200 replies since I posted last night so I have no idea if anyone asked me anything specific.

However, he is scum and I can say a few things:

-He fucked someone who has run for President.

-He has fucked a well known evangelical preacher

-He has fucked both a closeted Dem and GOP representative.

-He was groomed to eventually come out, be promoted by the GOP to lure younger voters esp gay voters to the "tolerant" GOP.

-There is a sex scandal involving a gay porn star known only in the beltway that squashed that dream

-He dated an actor on a Gossip Girl.

I am texting my former boss to see if there is any other gossip I can share but, as you can imagine, they are all about the Mueller report right now. She gave me most of what I said above. Some I remembered, some I had no idea.

To the Congress insiders - do you have any dirt on Miss Lindsey or any other closet cases in politics?

[quote]He has fucked a well known evangelical preacher

Jerry Falwell Jr.?

Was Kinzinger the GOP rep he fucked? Or maybe Patrick McHenry?

[quote]-He fucked someone who has run for President.

L'il Marco?

[quote]-He has fucked a well known evangelical preacher

That almost has to be Joel Osteen.

[quote]-He has fucked both a closeted Dem and GOP representative.

Okay, so the GOP rep is clearly Kitzinger. Is the Dem still in Congress?

-He fucked someone who has run for President.

Obviously Ryan.

Ok, I have to be careful about exposing shit. I am super paranoid. One of the guesses for preacher is SPOT ON.

If there was one more guess on the Prez one I would say someone guessed correctly. :)

R377 THANK YOU!!! This is obviously a man who has difficulty accepting his sexuality and did things that were harmful to gay rights. Demonizing this guy or any other person just makes us as bad as everyone else that is against us. Hate is not fought with hate. We need to start loving each other and ourselves to abolish homophobia.

He keeps the legs skinny cause it's easier for them to fly up around his shoulders.

For the rep - Kinzinger is a good choice, but Nebraska's Adrian Smith is supposed to be super gay also

I'm guessing it's Jerry(that hot pool boy is just my business partner)Falwell Jr.

The Dem rep is someone I will not expose for obvious reasons even if they guess correctly but no, he is no longer in Congress. Actually, neither are still in Congress.

Were the closeted reps both from Virginia?

Hmmm

[quote]The Dem rep is someone I will not expose for obvious reasons even if they guess correctly but no, he is no longer in Congress.

Did he marry a beard a few years after he lost re-election?

I see R394 and I are thinking of the same person.

R394 That is getting way to narrow for my liking.

R392 Falwell had his hands full with the pool boy if that answers your question.

haha r396. And presumably NOT "the science guy". The GOP rep from VA wasn't in congress same time as Schock but had rumors aplenty.

Oh, no the Reps were not from the same state.

He has a really hot body.

R382 =

The only part of his sex scandal I care about is Paul Ryan, because 1) it’s obvious; 2) Ryan is oatently evil; 3) my intuition tells me Schock blackmailed Ryan and Ryan left Congress and then pulled strings to get charges against Schock dropped while he is hiding out to avoid being exposed.

Well, and you know what they say about making assumptions, if the Dem rep was the guy from VA, then who was the GOP rep? Kinzinger, Mchenry and Adrian Smith are all still in Congress. So who could it be? I've always thought the Paul Ryan rumors were bullshit, but maybe....

R400 Could you please share what the relevance of that is to anything? Every 10th post is “he has a hot body.” We can all see he works out a lot and is usually shirtless. It’s not an interesting comment.

I won't name the person that R394 and I were thinking of out of respect for our Former Congressional Intern, but I am am getting a sense that we're right.

R401 That is fair and I don't blame you for being skeptical. I really didn't know if I wanted to share anything because I would not believe it.

Question: Would you give Aaron at least a little goodwill if he 1) apologized for being an evil antigay fuck; 2) came out; and then 3) outed all the evil Republican wastebags he has fucked in DC? Like, “I’m gay, and Paul Ryan and I had a torrid star-crossed love affair!”

I'm assuming we are right on the Dem, r405. Was the GOP rep David Dreier? His career barely overlapped with the Cockgobbler - maybe a "mentor" type relationship?

-He fucked someone who has run for President.

Rick Perry?

He has been on Instagram ALL day. He is probably loving all this attention. Probably even jerking off over it.

R409 Pay attention. He already validated it’s Paul Ryan.

You made on TYT, Aaron! Congrats!

OK. I don't doubt your info but how do you know these tibits? Does he advertise his "conquests"? all via grapevines, talk among insiders etc?

I was thinking Rick Perry for the guy who also ran for President.

Yes, R407, a full penance would be granted upon the sacrifice of a bigger fish. (The Abigail Williams Rule)

Where exactly did he do that, r411?

[quote][R401] That is fair and I don't blame you for being skeptical. I really didn't know if I wanted to share anything because I would not believe it.

FCI, you've built up plenty of cred in the Mueller threads. I would have believed you even if what I was thinking hadn't dovetailed with what you told us.

R408 He liked older men, at least then.

Hey Intern, is Mike Bloomberg gay? Heard anything?

And has Paul Ryan technically ever run for President?

"He" who, r417? Aaron Schock or David Dreier?

PAUL Ryan has not run for President

Rick Perry has had gay rumors about him.

I almost ran over Schock on my way out of the bathroom at Secrets about six years ago. He is really short. (I’m 6’2”.)

All this fun gossiping aside, I would like to see the "please forgive me" interview. It would interesting to see how he justified his voting record to himself.

R411..... I wasn’t aware Paul Ryan ran for President. VP yes. Please clarify. Thank you.

yes, I believe the intern. Thank you for all the juicy info. Really appreciate your posts! Thank you!!!

R413 Aaron's people knew what he did and honestly, he didn't care unless it was someone important. They spill their guts all the time but they also all have skeletons so it rarely leaves the beltway yet widely known within the beltway.

R420 Aaron

R418 Gay

Ryan has not run for Pres but he is a GOP Rep. Possibly closeted.

Rick Perry is a great guess. You guys are good.

[quote]PAUL Ryan has not run for President

Is the all-caps for emphasis?

I’m voting for Trump because you people are pure evil. You guys are so hateful you belong locked in dog cages. No wonder people are afraid to come out to a bunch of hateful hipocrtitical gay people. You are no better than anyone else.

AARON!!! r429! How's it going, sister?

Thank you Intern! I knew Bloomberg was gay! My gaydar is seldom wrong!

Gobble gobble!

Does Bloomberg's live-in girlfriend know he's gay? And yes, Elton John, blah blah blah. The man's in his late 70's. Little late to stay in the closet, especially in NYC.

GOP 2016 who ran: Jeb Bush, Ben Carson, Chris Christie, Ted Cruz, Carly Fiorina, Jim Gilmore, Lindsey Graham, Mike Huckabee, Bobby Jindal, John Kasich, George Pataki, Rand Paul, Rick Perry, Marco Rubio Rick Santorum Scott Walker

R429 Wow, some troll (Aaron?) has found us. Aaron, you were going to come out. The plan was the market you as the young, hip, gay GOPer who was going to be the face of the "tolerant" GOP. That blew up when you blew the porn star and he has receipts. Dumb bitch.

- FCI

John Kasich?

R407 Yes. I would. But he won't. He's a cunt.

Yes, John Kasich has some rumors. He lived with his "assistant" in a house for some time...heard this on DL.

Aaron, Er I mean R429.......we are indeed hateful to GOP closet cases who have the power to deny marriage equality and equality in the work force and equality in the military. He enjoys the “fruit” of our labor while taking a big runny shit on our rights.

R433 IDK what is going on with Bloomberg but why should he come out? He was thinking of running for Pres just a few months ago.

R436 He has some baggage. Purses could be involved but not with Aaron.

Re: R428, somebody in the thread about him announcing his candidacy mentioned that he has a history of steam room antics.

Christ, I'd love to find out, if it was possible, how much of the votes for Trump were purely to 'stick it' to someone else (or a group of people), regardless of any issue or platform. Why is "fuck you, I'm voting for Trump" such a typical go-to response?

Hey Intern, what do people think of NYC mayor De Blasio? He wants to run so bad. Most people in NYC think it's a bad idea. Can I tell you how lazy he is? 9am and he's still in the YMCA. When Bloomberg was mayor 7am he was already in the subway on the way to work.

“Carly Fiorina”...... that’s the candidate...bingo, they fucked like rabbits. All over DC. Penis into vagina. Heterosexual all the way. He couldn’t get enough of that warm, jucey pussy.

Thank you Intern, you must be HOT! He wanted you *wolf whistles*

OOH GWORL

Who on GOssip Girl? Chace CRawford or Penn Badgley or Ed Westwick?

Can we stick with the Schock cock, please? Maybe start a new thread to speculate about other closet cases?

Whatever happened to his fuckbu... erm, the married photographer who traveled with his Cockgobbling Highness all over the world on the taxpayers' dime?

R443 I don't live in NYC so I don't know. I lived there briefly but only briefly.

R445 I don't know for sure if he did. He never followed through. He had plenty of ass nonstop.

R447 CC

So, I take it everyone figured out the evangelical? I think I made that clear and I am sweating bullets about that one because there is no doubt he would know it is me. Or could figure out quickly who I am with minor digging. My boss said I was free to share what I did, though.

-FCI

If someone knows/knew that Rick Perry were gay and didn't out him, may you rot in hell. Rick Perry is about a thousand times worse and more destructive to the gay community than Aaron Schock could have ever dreamed of being.

Did you see the video of Aaron blowing the porn star? Is that how you know his sizemeat? LOL.

[quote]And has Paul Ryan technically ever run for President?

Yeah, this is a good point.

I don't think Paul Ryan has ever run for President.

He was chosen by Romney for his VP pick, but when did Ryan actually run for President himself?

Ok. I'm guess the religious guy is jerry F. Jr.

Thanks for sharing what you did, FCI. Although frankly the evangelical was by far the least interesting. If your boss doesn't care about anything else then you should reveal all of your info. Who was the GOP Rep? I understand you wanting to protect the Dem. Who was the pres candidate? And for that matter, who was the porn star? At least we could see what the cockgobbler's tastes are lol.

CC is the biggest star in Hollywood he's banged? Nobody B or A list at least?

Mine too. He could be a top for NastyDaddy.com.

FCI, none of us expect you to give specifics, but can you tell us if between all of the guesses, we've gotten them all right? You don't need to call out the actual correct guesses.

He sounds like a big ol flaming whore.

R451 Who can prove it? Everyone in DC knows he is. Or knows he dabbles.

R452 I never saw Aaron's cock in any way so I have no idea if he is big/small. I heard average.

R454 Falwell was busy with the pool boy. That is what I said. There were only 2 guesses at that time. :)

R456 I will ask but not to my knowledge at this time. Rumor a bigger star was interested (Aaron initiated) but due to his politics, the star declined from what was said.

R458 I thought I did. Pretty much all the guesses have been accurate except no one called out the Dem rep

-FCI

I love you, R382. Thank you for reminding me why DL is still the best.

Someone print and mail these pictures to his parents

Rick Perry never came to mind for me (though I know the rumors). I was thinking Charlie Crist

Dem rep = Beto?

[quote]CC is the biggest star in Hollywood he's banged? Nobody B or A list at least?

Maybe the bigger gay names in Hollywood don't want to bang a right-wing anti-gay closet case like Schock.

omg, that means it's Joel O! (religious guy)

Falwell Jr. is such a vile, racist, bigoted pos that I would love for him to be outed.

He's hot, but there's much hotter men who aren't repugnant.

R467, I think I dislike Falwell Jr. even more than his father.

Yes please Intern, get more gossip for us please! Thank you. But only if it doesn't endanger your job etc.

Thank you!!!!!!!!!!

Billy Graham

What I am waiting on from my former boss is these questions:

-More than one evangelical preacher wanted to fuck Aaron. Aaron, as far as I know, declined quite a few. I want to know who. One was from Colorado I know that for sure.

-A few other closeted pols, one a Former Gov, wanted to hook up with Aaron. Several closeted Dems reps wanted to but it didn't come to pass. One, whom I love, changed his mind. I know this from his intern who was told by his chief of staff.

-A well known FNC personality tried very hard to fuck Aaron but Aaron was a hard no. I just don't remember who it was.

- FCI

Schock fucked Chris Christie!!!!

R469, it's funny I was thinking the same thing when I wrote it. The fact that between the two of them, I prefer his father (which is scary to even say). Jr. is such a cancerous tool in the same vein as Liz Cheney. Evil offspring who benefit from nepotism.

It's sort of like Billy and Franklin Graham.

[quote]Schock fucked Chris Christie!!!!

Good luck to Miss Aaron reaching down the front of those shorts!

Absolutely, R475

Franklin Graham, also virulently homophobic in a daddyish way

Yeah, R475.

Graham Sr. had a few redeeming qualities, despite being a right-winger.

His son just seems vile.

[quote] A well known FNC personality tried very hard to fuck Aaron but Aaron was a hard no. I just don't remember who it was.

Shepard Smith?

Don't care if he's hot, or that a Dem actually lowered themself to sleep with him, I'll never accept any apology from him.

He wasn't some conflicted man held up at home struggling with his sexuality, he had an active sex life with men, all the while shaming and refusing to support gay people who were out and proud.

I wonder who at FNC wanted to fuck Aaron...

“-A few other closeted pols, one a Former Gov, wanted to hook up with Aaron. Several closeted Dems reps wanted to but it didn't come to pass. One, whom I love, changed his mind. I know this from his intern who was told by his chief of staff.”

Is this how Hill offices work? No one in my office knows my sex life or especially who I “want to fuck.” If you date or marry someone and coworkers meet them, that’s one thing. I can’t imagine a boss ever telling me, “I’m trying to figure out how to fuck that dude.” 🤔

I thought Shep Smith lives with a bf? Not sure if they are still together...oh well...maybe it's open relationship.

Bill Hemmer?

Who would turn down Bill Hemmer!?

[quote]I’m voting for Trump because you people are pure evil. You guys are so hateful you belong locked in dog cages. No wonder people are afraid to come out to a bunch of hateful hipocrtitical gay people. You are no better than anyone else.

Are you serious? You're going to vote for Trump, and the right-wing judges that will be appointed, because people are calling out a gay Congressman who voted against gays?

And you spelt hypocritical wrong, btw.

Tucker?

I believe because it's a really small place and everyone gossips. worse than housewives. You hear a lot of things.

I mean, by DC standards, I can see why he was such a thirst trap.

I can assure Charlie Crist was not one of those whom tried to or was fucked by Aaron.

R482 I will find out and spill. My former boss is completely consumed with Mueller stuff. Her current job has her busy asf with that.

I was shocked and still am, about how open things are in the beltway. It is all in the open, yet it never truly comes out to the public. They somehow keep it tightly the beltway and it doesn't leak. Aaron was a well known whore. It is why they wanted him to come out and be the face of the"tolerant" GOP.

-FCI

I am so late to a meeting already. Thank you Intern for everything. don't be a stranger to DL and keep posting! I will check back for delicious gossip later.

Has Itay Hod said anything? He was the first person to really out ole Aaron.

Intern, do you know anything about Lindsey Graham, is he being blackmailed by Trump?

Hey Intern, Hillary and Huma...an item right? Bill gets in the action too?! probably too old already LOL.

what about Cuomo, gov of NY. He's 100% straight?

When you say fucked I assume you mean bottom because I have it on good authority he is a total bottom.

FCI, do you think if Schock had come out while he was in office (at least until he lost re-election, which he would have) he would still have gotten as much ass/cock? Or do the closet cases only bang each other?

R 495 I will not spill on Dems but come on! LOL. Huma is too young for Hillary.

R494 I have no idea. It looks that way, doesn't it?

R496 I haven't heard anything about Gov. Cuomo's sexuality. No rumors at all. Now his brother on the other hand..........

Shit, I work 12 hour days so I hope I don't have 200 replies to look through by tomorrow. I will be up and around for awhile tonight. Going to watch the MSNBC block.

R498 He would have gotten a lot of sex still but I suspect some of the closet cases would be scared away by someone open. He was very sought after. I think he had about as much sex as he could handle.

R497 He is vers. 100%. He likes fucking and getting fucked. It depends on the person and dynamics.

FCI, what's the story with repuke Adam Kinzinger? He and Schock were congressional pals and he definitely pings off the charts. Is it an open secret that he's gay as well?

Bless you Dan

Does this answer your question, R501?

R501 I did comment on how great the guesses were right off the bat. Impressive.

Awesome

R429, I don't see anything evil here.

Aaron went to an extremely popular music festival that is known for its attendance by celebrities, paparazzi, etc. and not only partied with the gays, but also made out with a guy in public and put his hand down the guy's pants. It's not like this was a private gay pool party and pics found their way to the Internet. Discussion is fair game.

It seems that the Cockgobbler had the reputation for being quite a little tramp (basically borne out by his trampy make-out photo). And that everyone in DC is talking about the sex lives of closeted office-holders, while the populace is still scratching its head and the media pretend to think that these matters are very private and irrelevant to the policies said office-holders enact.

So we live with the double standard. It's like politicians who vote against legal abortion but don't bat an eye when their girlfriend or daughter wants an abortion. OUT THEM ALL.

He's a special kind of shit.

And fuck the other closet cases in Washington too. And fuck the dems who kept/keep his secrets, all while he voted against lgbt people. Just reaffirms my belief that there are no good people in politics.

How sad it is to live that way...he should reconsider. When I was that closeted I tried to kill myself...he could be doing us a solid though, if he does.

That Kinzinger ass has got to be some sweet stuff

Who gives a shit about Schock, r509. Sure, he'll get all the cock and ass he wants, but it's not like he matters to anyone anymore except to himself.

If we want to talk about Repub politicians who could actually do good for the community, Kinzinger would be up there. Bona fide military hero, clean-cut, seems decent enough. Yes, he has an anti-gay voting record due to his district but he has not been hugely bad. And his district has changed enough that he could probably survive coming out.

Are you guys really being taken in with this “intern” thing?

R508 There are a lot of great people in politics. I saw the vast majority (of one party) who truly wanted to help people and make this country stronger. Really compassionate, thoughtful representatives who truly loved their constituents.

So what if a few closeted Dems wanted some Aaron cock? He was hot and giving it away.

Aaron was not well liked by either side, honestly. He was a grade A asshole. He was in it for all the wrong reasons.

Did anyone mention who Kinzinger was sending his dirty pics to in the article? I skimmed it but it didn't say whether it was a guy or a girl.

I tried to kill myself too, r509. That's why I can't forgive someone like him. My blood boiled seeing happy, out gay people while I was in the closet, but I never actively harmed anyone, or infringed on their rights. But while he was (and still is) in the closet, he was banging people left and right, while making sure no out and proud people achieved equal rights by using his power to keep them down.

Enough with the fan fiction already. Jeez some of you are so damn gullible. It reminds me of when people really thought Meryl Streep was posting on here on New Years Eve.

What do you think? Women are just SO into men's asses, right?

The other two guys are ID’d!

Rob Masi of San Francisco

[Quote] So what if a few closeted Dems wanted some Aaron cock? He was hot and giving it away.

Not an excuse. If they actually cared about their constituents, they would've shunned him. Plenty of hot, closeted guys who are good people. Lots of them are giving it away too.

Here's the Twitter for Aaron's hometown paper.

Dan Savage suggests we tell them to write about the shirtless pics of Schock partying with the gays:

Seriously r517? I know PLENTY of women into guy's asses, and I don't even know that many women. AssHOLES, on the other hand, are a much different story. The straight women I know are much more into guys asses than their cocks (although to be fair they are much more into faces/chests etc).

William Rossi of San Francisco

And here's the editor, Denis Anderson:

I think the campaign against the other people in that photo may be going a bit far. I bet at least two of them had no clue who Schock even was.

Now that we have visual evidence that he is in fact gay gay gay like we thought is it safe to say his old workout buddy Paul Ryan probably topped him?.

I'm thinking maybe this was the televangelist our gal Aaron bumped uglies with.

But if we knew who he was, why don't they, R525?

Whoever it is that doesn't believe me, again, that is fine and skepticism is fine with me. I have proved myself (I think) in the Mueller threads. I rarely even provide gossip or dirt. It makes me nervous even on an anon message board. Believe me or not, I do believe it will come out eventually. Or at least some of it. Aaron hasn't officially come out yet because they are making sure he keeps he mouth shut so he is negotiating something. A comeback? He will be around in the political world again shortly after he comes out, if he indeed does.

-FCI

Well clearly one of them know because they freaking TAGGED HIM

Both those IG's are set to Private, R519 & R523.

[quote]He will be around in the political world again shortly after he comes out, if he indeed does.

Nothing surprises me in the political world, but when his former constituents see the photos of him putting his hands down the pants of shirtless gay men, they may not be as willing to vote for him as in the past. . .

Wait, FCI, is the GOP rep who's not in Congress anymore Trey Gowdy?

Why the fuck would he run Peoria?? He basically lives in L.A! You know what? I hope he does run, and whoever runs against him drags him through the mud.

R532 He will not run for office. He will want to be a pundit or join some org like Heritage. That is, if he is still conservative. Here's another wild scoop- he has zero principles and was not conservative nor liberal. He went right for political expediency. Also, I think he was incredibly self-loathing. He was known to drop the F word on the reg.

R533 The GOP rep was already named. :)

REMEMBER SODOM AND GOMORRAH!!!

There comes a point where someone drops a little too much info to be believable and the FCI is starting to reach that point for me.

R527, Colorado though. I'm thinking large-mouthed Ted Haggard.

Grab him by the penis!

Who was his kissing buddy?

[quote]Why the fuck would he run Peoria?? He basically lives in L.A!

But how is he going to get elected in Los Angeles as a Republican?

He'll never be elected anywhere ever again.

Riordan was elected mayor of LA as a Republican.

Thank you, FCI! This is what I love about DL. Those that don't believe should really keep quiet so we can preserve the thread space.

I'm confused, is the GOP congressman Paul Ryan or someone from VA (C@nt0r)?

[quote]Whatever happened to his fuckbu... erm, the married photographer who traveled with his Cockgobbling Highness all over the world on the taxpayers' dime?

He was forced to return home to his wife in Texas after Aaron's fraud was revealed and their funds were cut off. Back to life, back to reality! Jonathon and his wife recently had a baby together. I have to imagine Mrs. Link has been biting her nails down to the nub over the past 24 hours as things have begun to crystalize for her.

I need to be honest, I'm so jealous that he got to pull himself up from middle America to become the most sought after the bottom in Congress, to beating a corruption case while living the dream in CA. He spends his entire day working out and pretending to sell real estate. He has his looks and is infamous. I'm sure he has his challenges, but dan does keep winning.

R543, that was a couple of decades ago.

It's harder to get elected a Republican in L.A. today.

Plus, look at all the baggage Schock has.

Someone keep mentioning how hot he is.

Well, I find Mayor Pete way more attractive than the gobbler. A smart, well-spoken man with a good heart will always be hotter than some abs on an asshole.

Well said, R548.

*some

"Mike Pence is preparing to offer him a special position in his team."

By "in his team" you mean "in his anus" right?

FIERCE!

[Quote] abs on an asshole.

You paint with words. I laughed way too hard imagining little abs on my poop shoot 🤣

He is not running for office. I did not even intimate he was. I think he wants back in, just not elected office.

Some say I give too much info, some say not enough. I know I will never please everyone. To those who appreciate it, you're welcome. To those who don't believe it, I don't blame you. No hard feelings here.

What would be great is for all of us to find a nice pub so I could really spill dirt and gossip. I would so try to bring my former boss because I would not have to do anything but sit back and relieve it. Though smartphones and watches would be prohibited! :)

what about sports figures? Did Aaron manage to bang any?

[quote]I think he wants back in, just not elected office.

What's the likelihood that he will be let back in after this week's photos?

How come only the "gay press" is reporting on this? Where's Lester Holt? Robin Roberts? Gail King? Gio and Tommy?

She's proven herself to have zero integrity. She's ov-ah.

r554 gurl setup a Kik so we talk. I'll happily fly my nosey ass over to DC. I'm overdue for an east coast trip as it is.

well, if the evidence ever gets destroyed, maybe he has a chance? You know accidents happen all the time...Yes I know, I watch too many movies.

[quote]She's proven herself to have zero integrity. She's ov-ah.

To rise to the top in Washington, all you really need is zero integrity.

To the intern - do you know if Schock was hooking up with his interns?

R560, but the photo evidence of this week at Coachella will be out there forever.

Has the Westboro Baptist Church chimed in on this? I'd love to hear their thoughts!

The OP pic looks like the poster art from a forgotten Gregg Araki film.

R559 I don't live in DC. I live in TX. But I would fly there to meet with my former boss and any DLers.

Aaron just wants back into politics but not elected office. He could do a complete cleansing, renounce his former conservative life, come out gay and progressive and try that. He is a grade A narcissist.

I will ask about athletes. If he did, he would have to reach out to them and that is risky. He had a guy who had connections to Hollywood, Jason, who would reach out to anyone Aaron was interested in.

R562 Does a bear shit in the woods? ;)

NPD and borderline PD=. Psychopath.

[quote]-He fucked someone who has run for President.

My money's on Shirley Chisholm.

Michelangelo Signorile:

I interviewed this liar & criminal at 2012 GOP convention, asked how he could vote against LGBT people as a gay man.

“Those questions are completely ridiculous and inappropriate. I’ve said that before and I don’t think it’s worthy of further response.”

r569 Damn, Michel has no chill, but I'm glad he called him out to his face.

r566 say when and where. Texas is also fine with me, my frequent flyer miles can take me anywhere we need to go. I wasn't kidding about the KIK chat. I already have my meeting outfit planned (see below).

To everyone else, who was the GOP Congressman? I'm still confused about that riddle. Was Marco the presidential candidate?

My bet is still on Paul Ryan as "someone who has run for president." Ryan ran as VP with Romney. I think technically to someone in Washington, this would qualify as running for president i.e the presidential ticket.

FCI said the answers were mentioned in the thread, but he didn't say which ones they were. Pres Candidates: Someone mentioned the entire 2016 GOP field, so who knows? GOP COngressman: Dreier, Smith, Ryan, Mchenry, Kinzinger, maybe I'm missing a couple. Dem Congressman: GN from VA most likely Gossip Girl hookup: Crawford Porn star: Not mentioned Evangelist: Osteen? Or did he rule Falwell out?

I could see Aaron taking a career job in the federal government and becoming part of the Balls Deep State.

The person who ran for president - Rick Perry?

R572 I narrowed down the person who ran for Pres (I thought I completely gave it away). Gossip Girl I confirmed completely and I all but said who the evangelical is and GOP rep are. I will not give info on the Dem.

I think maybe the hands down the pants is a bro kind of thing now. Justin Bieber was caught jerking-off during Ariana's show. It's not a gay thing.

The Dem is a good guy and he is terribly conflicted about his sexuality. Heartbreaking. He is married with kids. No longer in Congress as I said.

Is it the former Dem rep from Virginia, r577? Or let me say, is it NOT the former Dem rep from Virginia, r577? I know he got married after he left Congress but I didn't think he had kids. And I get (and respect) your loyalty, but I guarantee you his name has been kicked around the DL before, whoever he is.

R577, my heart goes out to his wife and kids.

Congress sounds like quite the chatty little village.

Never mind, I see the former rep from VA HAS procreated, per his FB page.

Looking back at thread - has run for president is either Ryan or Rubio.

God knows what they're saying behind closed doors about Trump.

What if Schock hooked up with Trump?

[quote]I think maybe the hands down the pants is a bro kind of thing now. Justin Bieber was caught jerking-off during Ariana's show. It's not a gay thing.

Put down the crack pipe.

Tom Perriello for the retired Democratic VA rep?

I'm trying to piece together the hints.

President: Cha-Cha Heels/Foam Party Rubio Congressman: Ryan (mad it's not the other hot IL Rep Congressman)

FCI can you ask if there was something to "the sleeping in your office thing?" I found it very that wealthy members, like Ryan, would sleep in his office. Seem convenient for your fuck to just walk down the hall to "talk business". Have you heard anything about the sleepover crew?

I am quite sure the Dem rep has been speculated about here on DL.

Ok, because this is killing me. The Dem rep was not from VA. That is all I will say.

R587 All kinds of reasons to sleep in your office, honestly. Did I exclude the ex- IL congressman as being the GOP Aaron hook up???? mmmm I don't think so....... :) Go back and read that carefully, especially the replies to my posts. I confirmed.

R587 I agree. That was a little weird. Wouldn't be surprised if Gym Jordan is also a sleep in the office type of guy. Makes hooking up easy as it is a little protected world - especially after dark I would imagine.

Once someone figures out what the former intern is hinting about, can someone summarize in a post? Kthanks.

Damn. I was dead positive it was Glenn Nye you were referring to, r588. No point in hiding his name now. You said the GOP rep was no longer in Congress at r393, but I guess if you parse it you could have been referring to Schock. Were it not for that Kinzinger would have been pretty much everybody's first guess.

R590 I know. I thought things were clear and then they weren't. I thought everyone had most of it figured out. Sorry. We need the new thread. I work 12 hours and need to hit the bed soon. Hopefully my former boss responds to your questions and my new ones but I doubt it with the Mueller redacted "report" coming out. She will be hella busy.

Did David Dreier ever come out?

Is the pee pee tape real ? What about Trump's bastard kid? They gonna trot him/her out as Oct surprise? (the one he had with the maid)

It was RICK PERRY! geez. and Joel O.(religious guy) Mr. Intern said Falwell Jr was busy with pool boy so obviously too busy to fuck AS.

My thought is the pee pee tape is real but it's not what people think. I think there is a tape of Trump with hookers who are peeing on each other and he is watching or perhaps peeing on them. I don't think he got peed on.

New thread, as requested by FCI.

Thanks for the gossip. If Rick Perry is the POTUS candidate then Miss Thing really doesn't love herself, ew.

Was the Democratic rep from Georgia?

Joel O? Well that explains how Aaron achieved so many donations for the party, he was the closet donor's pinata. Everyone got to take a whack at him for a couple of dollars.

Shame that Ryan wasn't verified, I guess the LSA gossip about a black female mistress might be the real tea on him.

I bet Aaron wanted to fuck Clooney but of course he refused, just guessing.

Good to know how much of a piece of shit Chance Crawford is for dating this loser. Karma, that his career went nowhere after Gossip Girl despite all that work trying to stay in the closet.