Let's Be An Episode of I Love Lucy: Part Three

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I'm the matching pajamas that Ricky and Lucy wore.

I'm an orange grove in Pomona.

I’m Cornel Wilde’s bath water.

I am the late, beautiful, sexy Joi Lansing who made the news today by being outed in a 3 year lesbian relationship with her best friend who looked like a clone of Joi. The so called friend claimed that they used to tell people they were sisters when in fact they were really "sisters!"

I'm Lucy in 3D...

...the Ricardo's apartment number.

I’m Lucy’s copious, surely dark brown bush.

I'm the Earl of Wilson, newly promoted from Assistant Earl. I had to cancel my fox hunt because I got the gout.

I'm McGuillicuddy-Foo-Young. You eat me and a year later you're hungry again.

R7, I don't think so. Lucy's idol and good friend was Carol Lombard who always touched up her pubes to make sure "the collars and cuffs match".

I'm the bum costume that Lucy wears when she does the "Poor Us" act with Red Skelton in the Alaska episode.

I'm Ethel's Aunt Yvette, a bizarre breaking moment for Ethel.

I'm Theodore, the performing dog that confuses Lucy, when it's name is on a list of Ricky's suspected girlfriends.

I’m the swinging kitchen doors in the Ricardo’s apartments.

I'm the waffle iron that almost catches on fire when Ricky attempts to make breakfast for Lucy.

Yo soy Carlotta Romero

I'm the 5.00 pledge that gets laughed at. I was mistaken for 500.00.

I’m the ump that nobody loves.

I'm the Inn on the River Out.

I'm the furniture that Lucy likes to have trickle in.

I'm Joi's Scopitone.........

I’m the vase Lucy smacks on the “Indian’s” coco.

I'm Joi's pussy filled to the rim with Deal's cum.

I'm the comb Ethel holds under Frank Nelson's nose to make him look like Hitler.

I'm the drawstring that Lucy undoes during By the Light of the Silvery Moon so her drawers would fall to the ground.

I'm the chapter of the book titled "Don't Let This Happen to You."

I'm "Sweet Sue" the song Lucy claims is the only song she knows on the saxophone. Connecticut must have short circuited her because we all know the only song she knew was "Glow Worm".

I’m Ethel’s tacky childhood home in Albuquerque.

I'm the reason why neither Ethel nor Betty Ramsey ever mentioned their mothers. Their fathers, who were described as "lodge brothers" were actually practitioners of the love that dare not speak its name.

R29, she never mentioned her but she did go back to her after she found out about Fred's ploy to get Lucy's sympathy to take Ricky back.

I seem to recall an episode where Ethel didn't appear, and Fred comes in and tells Ricky she went to visit her mother.

R31, that was the episode where Lucy upstages Ricky when he sings "Lady of Spain". Fred says that loafing is no fun without Ethel complaining about it.

I'm Tiger.

I’m the sundae named after Ethel Mae Potter.

I’m Eve Arden, whose cameo has kind of lost it’s punch today.

I’m Lucy’s Pyrex mixing bowls. I came in four colors, but you’d never know it...

Its punch, not it’s punch

I'm the honeydew melon filled with strawberries, eggs benedict and hot chocolate that Ricky and Fred have to make and serve.

I'm the one cent hamburgers at a Little Bit of Cuba.

I’m FACADE, Don Loper’s fabulous new collection!

Let’s be men instead.

I'm "my mother told me to pick youuuuuuuu"

I'm the Wednesday Afternoon Fine Arts League. I'm really just an excuse for the girls to get together to gossip and to occasionally put on a show of some sort. That is if Lucy can wheedle Ricky into starring in it.

I'm the Cuban bushel unner which Lucy's talent is hidden.

I'm Petunia Ricardo.

I’m Cornel Wilde naked in the bathtub.

I'm John Wayne and Lucy thinks I'm naked under the robe.

It's Rickey in the kitchen bathtub and this gayling WISHES he was naked under those suds...

I'm a papaya yuice milkshake with a dill pickle.

I'm the split pea soup on Fred's tie.

I'm Pismo Beach, one of the locations that Lucy and Ethel want to visit while in California

I'm pistachio ice cream topped with hot fudge and sardines. Lucy craves me.

I'm the French escargot who Lucy accuses of having an American snail cousin who munches on her geranium.

I'm the banana split Lucy has at Schwab's waiting to be discovered.....before she turns green.

I'm Loper's basic dress. Lucy got me free because Mrs. Alan Ladd wanted to wear me but we never saw her or the dress in the show.

I'm Sue Carol Ladd and I wouldn't be caught dead in that dress or on that show.....

Alan who? Sue Carol who?

I'm the fancy breakfast outfit, complete with lacy apron, that Lucy wore to impress the female writer shadowing Ricky.

I'm Mrs. McGillicuddy, mother in law to Mickey.

And a slatternly woman who has a date with her son in law in an earlier episode.

I'm "Breakfast with Ricky and Lucy" sponsored by Phipps Department Store.

I’m the TV station executive who insisted on either a Mr. and Mrs. TV show or nothing.

I'm the radish that Lucy snatches up and bites into before Mr. Littlefield has a chance to grab it.

A friendly correction: I'm the radish that LIttlefield does manage to grab and Lucy snatches it right from his fingers as she gives him a reproving glance and munches on said radish.

"If my husband sees what he likes here tonight he is going to put me on a sked too." (Dammit, actress playing Mrs. Littlefield, you had only a few lines of dialogue and you managed to screw this line up.)

We’re the amount of money Mary Margaret McMertz lost on mayonnaise, even after her un-endorsement of the product led to even more sales.

Something that always confused me. In the ep where Fred is catatonic after losing $400 on the ancient car he bought for the trip to LA, Ricky comes in and says he used the old car as a trade-in for a new Pontiac, so Fred can relax.

Ricky used the old car as trade, so to my understanding, no money changed hands - they just deducted whatever amount from the price of the Pontiac. The scene comes across like Fred should be expecting to get his $400 back, but why should Ricky pay Fred anything? That would mean that Ricky paid for a new car AND pay Fred back? Am I missing something or did the writers just construct a scene to have Fred come back to reality, and leave a lot of loose ends?

Ricky is going to give Fred his $400 back. It wasn't his car to trade in, so the price of the new Pontiac is the same to Ricky.......even with the money he gives to Mertz.

I'm Lucy going all catatonic after Ricky says the car was insured.

R67 - thanks for that, but I still have a problem with this. Ricky paid for a new car, plus he's giving Fred money out of his own pocket. Why should he pay Fred a dime? He's paying for two cars.

I'm the upper berth.

R69, but remember that it appears Ricky paid for the Mertz' hotel room while staying in Hollywood.

Not sure when you trade in a car, the dealer just takes money off the purchase price or some places give you a check for the value of the traded in car. In that case, the dealer could give Ricky a good price for the Pontiac AND give him $$ ($400?) for the old clunker that he would turn over to Fred. So Ricky gets a vehicle, Fred gets his money and they both win. Does that work?

We’re Drake & Josh, paying reverent homage to the episode ‘Job Switching’ with our own fresh take on the conveyor belt bit (well, changing the candy for sushi).

Shooting this we’re almost 55 years down the line from season 2 of ILL, but we’re sure our audience of Millennial tweens will recognise and applaud the reference even though Ariana Grande does not.

I'm the crate from Dr Brown's Bottling Company of California that somehow ended up in New York so that Edward Everett Horton could sit on me

I'm the porthole on the SS Constitution that Lucy gets stuck in.

I'm the flaming-beyond-belief hobo who Lucy thinks is her fake first husband.

I'm the male actor in "Over the Teacups" who sounds amazingly like the flaming beyond belief hobo.

I'm Kenneth Hamilton, Lucy's 9-year-old ping pong partner.

That flaming beyond belief actor was the real life husband of DL fave Tallulah Bankhead. He was rumored to possess a massive weapon of destruction that was comparable to the huge weapons dangling between the legs of Milton Berle and Forrest Tucker.

He also showed up on the show as a new tenant who was bothered by Little Ricky's noisy puppy.

Name was John Emery.

I'm Mrs. Hansen, using personal hardship and guilt to try to scam more money out of L&E for her dress shop.

I’m “Arsenic and Old Ricky”

I'm the two schools of thought on color motion pictures, as espoused by Bill Hall.

I'm "Lucy the Lip" and this is my sidekick, "Babyface Ethel."

Although he looked much older (to me anyway), John Emery was only 46 when he played the hobo in the 1951 episode 'The Quiz Show', He died in 1964 at age 59

R73 who represents who in that parody?

Drake has auburn hair like Lucy but his character is more the Ethel in this bit. Josh is standing where Ethel was but he’s too loud and big of a presence to stand for her.

I'm the model Lucy called and canceled when she decided to do the Vitameatavegemin commercial herself.

I'm the thousands of happy, peppy people.

I'm Marco left at the club when Ricky took all the boys over to Lindy's to celebrate getting the movie contract.

Sorry Marco R88, but I never understood why Ricky took everyone OUT to celebrate. It was a nightclub! It's not like they didn't have a bar RIGHT THERE.

Maybe they wanted cheesecake

It's not a celebration unless Ed Sullivan or Walter Winchell report it!

Hallmark TV has completely removed the big hound dog that has Lucy peeling back the big floppy ear and whispering to on board ship when looking for a ping pong partner. Bah, humbug!

Ethel looks cute as hell putting on those very cool glasses that she is wearing to look at the sked of activities on the ship. Add to them the banana that she peels and eats before ship board Romeo Freddie Mertz shows up to sweep her off her feet with a second honeymoon promise. ("Don't louse it up, Ethel!")

We're a couple.

I'm the "Lucy Ricardo Torture System of Hair Restoring."

I'm the completely creepy Mr. Thurlow, owner of the hair restoration salon. "You can at least let me show you a more realistic looking wig".

I am Lucyeth's

Friday night! "Bonus Buck" in "color"!

I'm the lovely Mrs. Forrest Tucker and I'm unable to walk today.

"....or yesterday...or the day before...in fact they had to carry me to the ILL set that day. Don Loper kept asking me if Tucker was home alone "that afterNOON" for some reason."

I'm the delightful Mrs. Richard Calson, and I'm a dog. Bow wow.

I'm Isabella Clump, to be seen tonight in glorious color.

Yay! Two new colorized episodes tonight at 8 on CBS.

Bonus Bucks and Million Dollar Idea

I'm Little Ricky's collection of pets - frogs, turtles, goldfish, a parakeet, a lizard, and Fred the Dog.

I'm scruffy Lucille McGillicuddy who will also be seen tonight choking on Aunt Martha's Old Fashioned Salad Dressing.

I'm Mary Margaret McMertz.

I'm Ricky's reaction to Lucy's new French perfume, "Pow-wow!"

I am unctious quizmaster Freddy Fillmore! Yesss!

I'm Ethel's bottomless pit of a stomach.

Are they releasing the entire series in color?

They just showed a commercial that hinted at that.

I'm the twid soot Ricky wanted to buy Fred for his birthday.

R108 it seems to be just the colorized episodes they have broadcast on the I Love Lucy Specials the last few years.

But since they are so edited, why bother?

I'm Adele Sliff longing for once last absentminded whistle from Sam.

I'm Rock Hudson relating the Adele Sliff story to Lucy and Ethel, but unable to get out of my mind the things I want to do to that good-looking guy poolside I just smiled at and briefly chatted up.

R110, thanks. I agree, I can see why they edited for broadcast but not for DVD release.

I’m Bobby the bellboy and Barbara Pepper and Ethel’s father and the unemployment office agent.

We’re all in “A Star is Born” with Judy Garland.

I’m the little guy in the hallway who hits on the girls in the hotel on their way to see Eddie.

I’m in “A Star is Born” too.

I’m the owner of the CT home who sells to the Ricardos.

I’m in “A Star Is Born “ too.

I'm Lucy at the premier of ASIB. I say that Judy, James and George Cukor are going to sweep the Academy Awards because my ILL supporting cast is in it. I must have forgotten that William Holden was on the show and told Lucy Ricardo that she could come on the set of "The Country Girl" and watch them film. Fast forward twenty years and lucky George got out of directing me in "Mame".

I'm Billy Hackett's massive genitalia. Ethel Mae is no stranger to me.

I'm Betty Ramsey's tulips.

I'm Betty Ramsey's pussylips. When Ralph's away on one of his business trips, Grace Munson and Kay Bailey makes sure I receive proper attention.

I'm the Bulldog Cement Lucy uses to glue the mustache to her face.

Of course I meant....Lucy's BEARD.....

I’m Ethel’s part in “Bitter Grapes” that wound up on the cutting room floor.

I’m Italian local color. I’m white-adjacent at best.

I’m the magazine full of earthy Italian actresses that Lucy gives the bellboy.

He makes my pages all crusty later.

I'm Cher's mother walking by Lucy, Ricky, Fred and Ethel and wearing a Jacques Marcel dress.

I'm "The Mockingbird Mystery."

R126, no way! Really?

I'm Lucy's feet, like a giant pizza

I'm the plate of pastries that Lucy keeps gobbling down in order to stall talking to Ricky about her finances.

I'm Bill Parker the movie talent scout who is casting The Professor and the Coed......"Parker Preps Prod for Pitts Preem" - Variety

r130, do we know exactly what those little pastries were? In the uncut version she stuffs a lot of those things in her mouth before getting woozy.

I'm Ricky's big barrel chest that he shows off in the Bonus Bucks episode - he takes off his PJ top and Lucy sends it to the laundry. Hilarity ensues.

I'm Lucy's wedding ring, that she bites into while eating a hamburger.

I'm two watermelons in a patch.

I'm Lucy skillfully catching done projectile toast from the toaster while bickering with Ricky.

I'm the Lucy, starving and picking up the crumbs with her finger.

I'm Fred's apparently critically low testosterone level. In the Equal Rights episode, Ethel comments that he hasn't shaved in a week, despite having absolutely no beard growth.

I'm the clacking castanets that Carlotta Romero uses in Lucy's dream, while doing the sexy dance to entice Ricky.

Cher's mom on I Love Lucy.

I'm the 1950's businesswoman's power suit that Lucy wears when she pretends to be Ricky's Hollywood agent.

I'm the oompah band that rescues the Ricardos and Mertzes from the cabin buried in snow.

I'm sirloin, tenderloin, T-bone, rump, pot roast, chuck roast, oxtail stump

I'm the 1957 six-time Tony nominee The Most Happy Fella.

But no wins. Sad face.

I'm the painted backdrop that is supposed to be Grauman's Chinese Theatre.

I'm Ernie Ford, getting aroused by the "vamping" he gets from the wicked city woman.

I'm the chair painted on the wall that Ethel pretends to sit on during Lucy's play.

I’m Barbara Pepper.

I'm Jimmy Demaret, golf champ, who no one has heard of except for being on this show.

[quote] I'm Jimmy Demaret, golf champ, who no one has heard of except for being on this show.

You think nobody ever heard of YOU except for I LOVE LUCY???