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Let's Be An Episode of I Love Lucy: Part Three

We love Lucy!

by Anonymousreply 148Last Friday at 8:08 PM

Link to Part Two:

by Anonymousreply 104/05/2019

I'm the matching pajamas that Ricky and Lucy wore.

by Anonymousreply 204/05/2019

I'm an orange grove in Pomona.

by Anonymousreply 304/05/2019

I’m Cornel Wilde’s bath water.

by Anonymousreply 404/05/2019

I am the late, beautiful, sexy Joi Lansing who made the news today by being outed in a 3 year lesbian relationship with her best friend who looked like a clone of Joi. The so called friend claimed that they used to tell people they were sisters when in fact they were really "sisters!"

by Anonymousreply 504/05/2019

I'm Lucy in 3D...

...the Ricardo's apartment number.

by Anonymousreply 604/05/2019

I’m Lucy’s copious, surely dark brown bush.

by Anonymousreply 704/05/2019

I'm the Earl of Wilson, newly promoted from Assistant Earl. I had to cancel my fox hunt because I got the gout.

by Anonymousreply 804/05/2019

I'm McGuillicuddy-Foo-Young. You eat me and a year later you're hungry again.

by Anonymousreply 904/05/2019

R7, I don't think so. Lucy's idol and good friend was Carol Lombard who always touched up her pubes to make sure "the collars and cuffs match".

by Anonymousreply 1004/05/2019

I'm the bum costume that Lucy wears when she does the "Poor Us" act with Red Skelton in the Alaska episode.

by Anonymousreply 1104/06/2019

I'm Ethel's Aunt Yvette, a bizarre breaking moment for Ethel.

by Anonymousreply 1204/06/2019

I'm Theodore, the performing dog that confuses Lucy, when it's name is on a list of Ricky's suspected girlfriends.

by Anonymousreply 1304/06/2019

I’m the swinging kitchen doors in the Ricardo’s apartments.

by Anonymousreply 1404/06/2019

I'm the waffle iron that almost catches on fire when Ricky attempts to make breakfast for Lucy.

by Anonymousreply 1504/06/2019

Yo soy Carlotta Romero

by Anonymousreply 1604/07/2019

I'm the 5.00 pledge that gets laughed at. I was mistaken for 500.00.

by Anonymousreply 1704/07/2019

I’m the ump that nobody loves.

by Anonymousreply 1804/07/2019

I'm the Inn on the River Out.

by Anonymousreply 1904/07/2019

I'm the furniture that Lucy likes to have trickle in.

by Anonymousreply 2004/07/2019

I'm Joi's Scopitone.........

by Anonymousreply 2104/07/2019

I’m the vase Lucy smacks on the “Indian’s” coco.

by Anonymousreply 2204/07/2019

I'm Joi's pussy filled to the rim with Deal's cum.

by Anonymousreply 2304/07/2019

I'm the comb Ethel holds under Frank Nelson's nose to make him look like Hitler.

by Anonymousreply 2404/07/2019

I'm the drawstring that Lucy undoes during By the Light of the Silvery Moon so her drawers would fall to the ground.

by Anonymousreply 2504/07/2019

I'm the chapter of the book titled "Don't Let This Happen to You."

by Anonymousreply 2604/07/2019

I'm "Sweet Sue" the song Lucy claims is the only song she knows on the saxophone. Connecticut must have short circuited her because we all know the only song she knew was "Glow Worm".

by Anonymousreply 2704/07/2019

I’m Ethel’s tacky childhood home in Albuquerque.

by Anonymousreply 2804/07/2019

I'm the reason why neither Ethel nor Betty Ramsey ever mentioned their mothers. Their fathers, who were described as "lodge brothers" were actually practitioners of the love that dare not speak its name.

by Anonymousreply 2904/07/2019

R29, she never mentioned her but she did go back to her after she found out about Fred's ploy to get Lucy's sympathy to take Ricky back.

by Anonymousreply 3004/08/2019

I seem to recall an episode where Ethel didn't appear, and Fred comes in and tells Ricky she went to visit her mother.

by Anonymousreply 3104/08/2019

R31, that was the episode where Lucy upstages Ricky when he sings "Lady of Spain". Fred says that loafing is no fun without Ethel complaining about it.

by Anonymousreply 3204/08/2019

I'm Tiger.

by Anonymousreply 3304/08/2019

I’m the sundae named after Ethel Mae Potter.

by Anonymousreply 3404/08/2019

I’m Eve Arden, whose cameo has kind of lost it’s punch today.

by Anonymousreply 3504/08/2019

I’m Lucy’s Pyrex mixing bowls. I came in four colors, but you’d never know it...

by Anonymousreply 3604/08/2019

Its punch, not it’s punch

by Anonymousreply 3704/08/2019

I'm the honeydew melon filled with strawberries, eggs benedict and hot chocolate that Ricky and Fred have to make and serve.

by Anonymousreply 3804/09/2019

I'm the one cent hamburgers at a Little Bit of Cuba.

by Anonymousreply 3904/09/2019

I’m FACADE, Don Loper’s fabulous new collection!

by Anonymousreply 4004/09/2019

Let’s be men instead.

by Anonymousreply 4104/09/2019

I'm "my mother told me to pick youuuuuuuu"

by Anonymousreply 4204/09/2019

I'm the Wednesday Afternoon Fine Arts League. I'm really just an excuse for the girls to get together to gossip and to occasionally put on a show of some sort. That is if Lucy can wheedle Ricky into starring in it.

by Anonymousreply 4304/10/2019

I'm the Cuban bushel unner which Lucy's talent is hidden.

by Anonymousreply 4404/10/2019

I'm Petunia Ricardo.

by Anonymousreply 4504/10/2019

I’m Cornel Wilde naked in the bathtub.

by Anonymousreply 4604/10/2019

I'm John Wayne and Lucy thinks I'm naked under the robe.

by Anonymousreply 4704/10/2019

It's Rickey in the kitchen bathtub and this gayling WISHES he was naked under those suds...

by Anonymousreply 4804/10/2019

I'm a papaya yuice milkshake with a dill pickle.

by Anonymousreply 4904/10/2019

I'm the split pea soup on Fred's tie.

by Anonymousreply 5004/10/2019

I'm Pismo Beach, one of the locations that Lucy and Ethel want to visit while in California

by Anonymousreply 5104/10/2019

I'm pistachio ice cream topped with hot fudge and sardines. Lucy craves me.

by Anonymousreply 5204/10/2019

I'm the French escargot who Lucy accuses of having an American snail cousin who munches on her geranium.

by Anonymousreply 5304/11/2019

I'm the banana split Lucy has at Schwab's waiting to be discovered.....before she turns green.

by Anonymousreply 5404/11/2019

I'm Loper's basic dress. Lucy got me free because Mrs. Alan Ladd wanted to wear me but we never saw her or the dress in the show.

by Anonymousreply 5504/11/2019

I'm Sue Carol Ladd and I wouldn't be caught dead in that dress or on that show.....

by Anonymousreply 5604/11/2019

Alan who? Sue Carol who?

by Anonymousreply 5704/11/2019

I'm the fancy breakfast outfit, complete with lacy apron, that Lucy wore to impress the female writer shadowing Ricky.

by Anonymousreply 5804/11/2019

I'm Mrs. McGillicuddy, mother in law to Mickey.

by Anonymousreply 5904/11/2019

And a slatternly woman who has a date with her son in law in an earlier episode.

by Anonymousreply 6004/11/2019

I'm "Breakfast with Ricky and Lucy" sponsored by Phipps Department Store.

by Anonymousreply 6104/11/2019

I’m the TV station executive who insisted on either a Mr. and Mrs. TV show or nothing.

by Anonymousreply 6204/11/2019

I'm the radish that Lucy snatches up and bites into before Mr. Littlefield has a chance to grab it.

by Anonymousreply 6304/11/2019

A friendly correction: I'm the radish that LIttlefield does manage to grab and Lucy snatches it right from his fingers as she gives him a reproving glance and munches on said radish.

"If my husband sees what he likes here tonight he is going to put me on a sked too." (Dammit, actress playing Mrs. Littlefield, you had only a few lines of dialogue and you managed to screw this line up.)

by Anonymousreply 6404/12/2019

We’re the amount of money Mary Margaret McMertz lost on mayonnaise, even after her un-endorsement of the product led to even more sales.

by Anonymousreply 6504/12/2019

Something that always confused me. In the ep where Fred is catatonic after losing $400 on the ancient car he bought for the trip to LA, Ricky comes in and says he used the old car as a trade-in for a new Pontiac, so Fred can relax.

Ricky used the old car as trade, so to my understanding, no money changed hands - they just deducted whatever amount from the price of the Pontiac. The scene comes across like Fred should be expecting to get his $400 back, but why should Ricky pay Fred anything? That would mean that Ricky paid for a new car AND pay Fred back? Am I missing something or did the writers just construct a scene to have Fred come back to reality, and leave a lot of loose ends?

by Anonymousreply 6604/12/2019

Ricky is going to give Fred his $400 back. It wasn't his car to trade in, so the price of the new Pontiac is the same to Ricky.......even with the money he gives to Mertz.

by Anonymousreply 6704/12/2019

I'm Lucy going all catatonic after Ricky says the car was insured.

by Anonymousreply 6804/12/2019

R67 - thanks for that, but I still have a problem with this. Ricky paid for a new car, plus he's giving Fred money out of his own pocket. Why should he pay Fred a dime? He's paying for two cars.

by Anonymousreply 6904/12/2019

I'm the upper berth.

by Anonymousreply 7004/12/2019

R69, but remember that it appears Ricky paid for the Mertz' hotel room while staying in Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 7104/12/2019

Not sure when you trade in a car, the dealer just takes money off the purchase price or some places give you a check for the value of the traded in car. In that case, the dealer could give Ricky a good price for the Pontiac AND give him $$ ($400?) for the old clunker that he would turn over to Fred. So Ricky gets a vehicle, Fred gets his money and they both win. Does that work?

by Anonymousreply 7204/12/2019

We’re Drake & Josh, paying reverent homage to the episode ‘Job Switching’ with our own fresh take on the conveyor belt bit (well, changing the candy for sushi).

Shooting this we’re almost 55 years down the line from season 2 of ILL, but we’re sure our audience of Millennial tweens will recognise and applaud the reference even though Ariana Grande does not.

by Anonymousreply 7304/12/2019

I'm the crate from Dr Brown's Bottling Company of California that somehow ended up in New York so that Edward Everett Horton could sit on me

by Anonymousreply 7404/12/2019

I'm the porthole on the SS Constitution that Lucy gets stuck in.

by Anonymousreply 7504/12/2019

I'm the flaming-beyond-belief hobo who Lucy thinks is her fake first husband.

by Anonymousreply 7604/12/2019

I'm the male actor in "Over the Teacups" who sounds amazingly like the flaming beyond belief hobo.

by Anonymousreply 7704/12/2019

I'm Kenneth Hamilton, Lucy's 9-year-old ping pong partner.

by Anonymousreply 7804/12/2019

That flaming beyond belief actor was the real life husband of DL fave Tallulah Bankhead. He was rumored to possess a massive weapon of destruction that was comparable to the huge weapons dangling between the legs of Milton Berle and Forrest Tucker.

He also showed up on the show as a new tenant who was bothered by Little Ricky's noisy puppy.

Name was John Emery.

by Anonymousreply 7904/12/2019

I'm Mrs. Hansen, using personal hardship and guilt to try to scam more money out of L&E for her dress shop.

by Anonymousreply 8004/13/2019

I’m “Arsenic and Old Ricky”

by Anonymousreply 8104/14/2019

I'm the two schools of thought on color motion pictures, as espoused by Bill Hall.

by Anonymousreply 8204/14/2019

I'm "Lucy the Lip" and this is my sidekick, "Babyface Ethel."

by Anonymousreply 8304/14/2019

Although he looked much older (to me anyway), John Emery was only 46 when he played the hobo in the 1951 episode 'The Quiz Show', He died in 1964 at age 59

by Anonymousreply 8404/15/2019

R73 who represents who in that parody?

Drake has auburn hair like Lucy but his character is more the Ethel in this bit. Josh is standing where Ethel was but he’s too loud and big of a presence to stand for her.

by Anonymousreply 8504/15/2019

I'm the model Lucy called and canceled when she decided to do the Vitameatavegemin commercial herself.

by Anonymousreply 8604/15/2019

I'm the thousands of happy, peppy people.

by Anonymousreply 8704/15/2019

I'm Marco left at the club when Ricky took all the boys over to Lindy's to celebrate getting the movie contract.

by Anonymousreply 8804/16/2019

Sorry Marco R88, but I never understood why Ricky took everyone OUT to celebrate. It was a nightclub! It's not like they didn't have a bar RIGHT THERE.

Maybe they wanted cheesecake

by Anonymousreply 8904/16/2019

It's not a celebration unless Ed Sullivan or Walter Winchell report it!

by Anonymousreply 9004/16/2019

Hallmark TV has completely removed the big hound dog that has Lucy peeling back the big floppy ear and whispering to on board ship when looking for a ping pong partner. Bah, humbug!

Ethel looks cute as hell putting on those very cool glasses that she is wearing to look at the sked of activities on the ship. Add to them the banana that she peels and eats before ship board Romeo Freddie Mertz shows up to sweep her off her feet with a second honeymoon promise. ("Don't louse it up, Ethel!")

by Anonymousreply 9104/16/2019

We're a couple.

by Anonymousreply 9204/16/2019

I'm the "Lucy Ricardo Torture System of Hair Restoring."

by Anonymousreply 9304/16/2019

I'm the completely creepy Mr. Thurlow, owner of the hair restoration salon. "You can at least let me show you a more realistic looking wig".

by Anonymousreply 9404/16/2019

I am Lucyeth's

by Anonymousreply 9504/17/2019

Friday night! "Bonus Buck" in "color"!

by Anonymousreply 9604/18/2019

I'm the lovely Mrs. Forrest Tucker and I'm unable to walk today.

by Anonymousreply 9704/18/2019

"....or yesterday...or the day fact they had to carry me to the ILL set that day. Don Loper kept asking me if Tucker was home alone "that afterNOON" for some reason."

by Anonymousreply 9804/19/2019

I'm the delightful Mrs. Richard Calson, and I'm a dog. Bow wow.

by Anonymousreply 9904/19/2019

I'm Isabella Clump, to be seen tonight in glorious color.

by Anonymousreply 10004/19/2019

Yay! Two new colorized episodes tonight at 8 on CBS.

Bonus Bucks and Million Dollar Idea

by Anonymousreply 10104/19/2019

I'm Little Ricky's collection of pets - frogs, turtles, goldfish, a parakeet, a lizard, and Fred the Dog.

by Anonymousreply 10204/19/2019

I'm scruffy Lucille McGillicuddy who will also be seen tonight choking on Aunt Martha's Old Fashioned Salad Dressing.

by Anonymousreply 10304/19/2019

I'm Mary Margaret McMertz.

by Anonymousreply 10404/19/2019

I'm Ricky's reaction to Lucy's new French perfume, "Pow-wow!"

by Anonymousreply 10504/19/2019

I am unctious quizmaster Freddy Fillmore! Yesss!

by Anonymousreply 10604/19/2019

I'm Ethel's bottomless pit of a stomach.

by Anonymousreply 10704/19/2019

Are they releasing the entire series in color?

They just showed a commercial that hinted at that.

by Anonymousreply 10804/19/2019

I'm the twid soot Ricky wanted to buy Fred for his birthday.

by Anonymousreply 10904/19/2019

R108 it seems to be just the colorized episodes they have broadcast on the I Love Lucy Specials the last few years.

But since they are so edited, why bother?

by Anonymousreply 11004/20/2019

I'm Adele Sliff longing for once last absentminded whistle from Sam.

by Anonymousreply 11104/20/2019

I'm Rock Hudson relating the Adele Sliff story to Lucy and Ethel, but unable to get out of my mind the things I want to do to that good-looking guy poolside I just smiled at and briefly chatted up.

by Anonymousreply 11204/20/2019

R110, thanks. I agree, I can see why they edited for broadcast but not for DVD release.

by Anonymousreply 11304/20/2019

I’m Bobby the bellboy and Barbara Pepper and Ethel’s father and the unemployment office agent.

We’re all in “A Star is Born” with Judy Garland.

by Anonymousreply 11404/20/2019

I’m the little guy in the hallway who hits on the girls in the hotel on their way to see Eddie.

I’m in “A Star is Born” too.

by Anonymousreply 11504/20/2019

I’m the owner of the CT home who sells to the Ricardos.

I’m in “A Star Is Born “ too.

by Anonymousreply 11604/20/2019

I'm Lucy at the premier of ASIB. I say that Judy, James and George Cukor are going to sweep the Academy Awards because my ILL supporting cast is in it. I must have forgotten that William Holden was on the show and told Lucy Ricardo that she could come on the set of "The Country Girl" and watch them film. Fast forward twenty years and lucky George got out of directing me in "Mame".

by Anonymousreply 11704/20/2019

I'm Billy Hackett's massive genitalia. Ethel Mae is no stranger to me.

by Anonymousreply 11804/20/2019

I'm Betty Ramsey's tulips.

by Anonymousreply 11904/21/2019

I'm Betty Ramsey's pussylips. When Ralph's away on one of his business trips, Grace Munson and Kay Bailey makes sure I receive proper attention.

by Anonymousreply 12004/21/2019

I'm the Bulldog Cement Lucy uses to glue the mustache to her face.

by Anonymousreply 12104/21/2019

Of course I meant....Lucy's BEARD.....

by Anonymousreply 12204/21/2019

I’m Ethel’s part in “Bitter Grapes” that wound up on the cutting room floor.

by Anonymousreply 12304/22/2019

I’m Italian local color. I’m white-adjacent at best.

by Anonymousreply 12404/22/2019

I’m the magazine full of earthy Italian actresses that Lucy gives the bellboy.

He makes my pages all crusty later.

by Anonymousreply 12504/22/2019

I'm Cher's mother walking by Lucy, Ricky, Fred and Ethel and wearing a Jacques Marcel dress.

by Anonymousreply 12604/22/2019

I'm "The Mockingbird Mystery."

by Anonymousreply 12704/22/2019

R126, no way! Really?

by Anonymousreply 12804/24/2019

I'm Lucy's feet, like a giant pizza

by Anonymousreply 12904/25/2019

I'm the plate of pastries that Lucy keeps gobbling down in order to stall talking to Ricky about her finances.

by Anonymousreply 13004/25/2019

I'm Bill Parker the movie talent scout who is casting The Professor and the Coed......"Parker Preps Prod for Pitts Preem" - Variety

by Anonymousreply 13104/25/2019

r130, do we know exactly what those little pastries were? In the uncut version she stuffs a lot of those things in her mouth before getting woozy.

by Anonymousreply 13204/25/2019

I'm Ricky's big barrel chest that he shows off in the Bonus Bucks episode - he takes off his PJ top and Lucy sends it to the laundry. Hilarity ensues.

by Anonymousreply 13304/30/2019

I'm Lucy's wedding ring, that she bites into while eating a hamburger.

by Anonymousreply 13405/15/2019

I'm two watermelons in a patch.

by Anonymousreply 13505/15/2019

I'm Lucy skillfully catching done projectile toast from the toaster while bickering with Ricky.

by Anonymousreply 13605/15/2019

I'm the Lucy, starving and picking up the crumbs with her finger.

by Anonymousreply 13705/15/2019

I'm Fred's apparently critically low testosterone level. In the Equal Rights episode, Ethel comments that he hasn't shaved in a week, despite having absolutely no beard growth.

by Anonymousreply 13805/17/2019

I'm the clacking castanets that Carlotta Romero uses in Lucy's dream, while doing the sexy dance to entice Ricky.

by Anonymousreply 13906/02/2019

Cher's mom on I Love Lucy.

by Anonymousreply 14006/02/2019

I'm the 1950's businesswoman's power suit that Lucy wears when she pretends to be Ricky's Hollywood agent.

by Anonymousreply 14106/09/2019

I'm the oompah band that rescues the Ricardos and Mertzes from the cabin buried in snow.

by Anonymousreply 14206/09/2019

I'm sirloin, tenderloin, T-bone, rump, pot roast, chuck roast, oxtail stump

by Anonymousreply 14306/09/2019

I'm the 1957 six-time Tony nominee The Most Happy Fella.

But no wins. Sad face.

by Anonymousreply 14406/09/2019

I'm the painted backdrop that is supposed to be Grauman's Chinese Theatre.

by Anonymousreply 14506/10/2019

I'm Ernie Ford, getting aroused by the "vamping" he gets from the wicked city woman.

by Anonymousreply 146Last Friday at 11:47 AM

I'm the chair painted on the wall that Ethel pretends to sit on during Lucy's play.

by Anonymousreply 147Last Friday at 7:13 PM

I’m Barbara Pepper.

by Anonymousreply 148Last Friday at 8:08 PM
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