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Let's Be An Episode of I Love Lucy: Part Two

Prior link below. Happy Birthday Desi!

by Anonymousreply 60004/05/2019

I am the dark, dreary Mertz apartment. No bedrooms or bathrooms and a doorway leading to an imaginary kitchen. Fred's clothes are kept in my living room closet. Some of my furniture is from thevRicardo apartment.

by Anonymousreply 103/02/2019

I'm Ethel's piano playing ability.

I come and go based solely on that week's plot.

by Anonymousreply 203/02/2019

I'm the bunk bed that Ricky falls out of in the dreary cabin they stay in on the way to California.

by Anonymousreply 303/02/2019

I am everybody in the neighborhood who wants to audition for the MGM talent scout.

by Anonymousreply 403/02/2019

[quote]I'm Ethel's piano playing ability. I come and go based solely on that week's plot.

Unlike us, who always sucked at the piano and never got any better.

by Anonymousreply 503/02/2019

I'm Fred the dog and the dog that only made one appearance when Lucy was on a diet.

by Anonymousreply 603/02/2019

R6 Butch, the Mertz dog

by Anonymousreply 703/02/2019

I’m Desi Arnaz’s conflict with Frank Sinatra over [italic]The Untouchables[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 803/02/2019

I am Cornel Wilds hot hairy ass and his clean as a whistle hole that Bobby, Lucy, and Ethel all wanted to lick.

by Anonymousreply 903/02/2019

I am Mary Wickes.

by Anonymousreply 1003/02/2019

I'm Nancy the harp player, the only female in the band, and sick of fighting off a bunch of nasty men.

by Anonymousreply 1103/02/2019

I'm Karl Freund, the great cinematographer who shot "Metropolis," "Dracula" and "I Love Lucy," for which I developed the three-camera technique still in use today.

by Anonymousreply 1203/02/2019

I thought Desi was the one who came up with the 3 camera technique.

by Anonymousreply 1303/02/2019

I am the characters ages. Lucy was 33. Ricky was 35. And I'm assuming that Ethel was 43 and Fred was 55. Mrs. Trumbull was 65.

by Anonymousreply 1403/02/2019

[quote]I thought Desi was the one who came up with the 3 camera technique.

Let's just say that Desi was smart enough to hire Karl Freund as the show's cinematographer.

by Anonymousreply 1503/02/2019

I am the dowdy, cheap-looking house dresses Ethel wore in the first few seasons, before Vivian Vance demanded that she be given a more flattering wardrobe.

by Anonymousreply 1603/02/2019

I am the breakfast that Ricky never had time to eat

by Anonymousreply 1703/02/2019

I am the hilarious topic of domestic violence.

by Anonymousreply 1803/02/2019

I'm the Italian cow that wanted to kick the shit out of Lucy because of her aggressive milking technique.

by Anonymousreply 1903/02/2019

I am not ILL! I am I LOVE LUCY!!!

by Anonymousreply 2003/02/2019

I am Ethel's split personality walking around like a high society girl.

by Anonymousreply 2103/02/2019

We are the "gay 90s" songs that for some reason were popular with the 50s, Latin-loving crowd at the Tropicana.

by Anonymousreply 2203/02/2019

Iirc, Vivian broke up Phil Ober's marriage. It was something of a scandal in the society pages.

by Anonymousreply 2303/02/2019

I am all the things that didn't make sense.

by Anonymousreply 2403/02/2019

I'm the side of beef. No, make that TWO sides of beef.

by Anonymousreply 2503/02/2019

I am William Frawley sneaking off to have a tryst with another man.

by Anonymousreply 2603/02/2019

I am the special Christmas episode which was not in reruns and not see again until many years later.

by Anonymousreply 2703/02/2019

I am Lucy having a nervous breakdown and climbing out on the window ledge, thinking that she is Superman.

by Anonymousreply 2803/02/2019

……..until the real Superman shows up and saves her.

by Anonymousreply 2903/02/2019

Waiting for Ethel and her little pair of scissors to save the day.

by Anonymousreply 3003/02/2019

I'm Ethel in r18. When I hear what I think is Ricky beating Lucy, I stop Fred from intervening and tell him, "We can't interrupt them at a time like this!"

by Anonymousreply 3103/02/2019

My name is Sally Sweet. I'm the Queen of Delancey Street. When I start to dance, everything goes chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom!

by Anonymousreply 3203/02/2019

Wasn't the Sally Sweet number from the act Lucy and Desi did before ILL was on the air, or maybe it was the Slowly I Turn act?

by Anonymousreply 3303/02/2019

I'm Lucy's mother’s friend’s roommate’s cousin’s middle boy.

by Anonymousreply 3403/02/2019

I'm also the Karl Freund who knew how to shoot Lucy to look 15 years younger than she actually was.

by Anonymousreply 3503/02/2019

I'm the only radio episode ever produced, a version of "Breaking the Lease," with added narration from Desi. It was a pilot for a proposed companion radio series of "ILL," which never came to fruition because CBS executives were afraid it would diminish the audience for the TV series.

by Anonymousreply 3603/02/2019

I'm the anxiety that Lucy experienced during the Vitavitavegamin shoot - she later said that she was afraid that she wouldn't be able to get through the fast repetitive lines over and over again.

by Anonymousreply 3703/02/2019

I'm the mink coat hanging over the sofa right behind Ethel.

by Anonymousreply 3803/02/2019

I'm the type of scene that couldn't be done in our modern times anymore.

by Anonymousreply 3903/02/2019

I'm the talk Ricky gives little Ricky to help him get over his stage fright. It's one of the most beautiful scenes of the series.

by Anonymousreply 4003/02/2019

I'm the Karl Freund who suggested a shuttered opening between the living room and kitchen to open up filming possibilities.

by Anonymousreply 4103/02/2019

I'm revolting.

by Anonymousreply 4203/03/2019

R42 No more than usual.

by Anonymousreply 4303/03/2019

I am prestegious Havana U, Ricky’s alma mater.

by Anonymousreply 4403/03/2019

I'm pre-Castro Cuba

by Anonymousreply 4503/03/2019

I'm Ethel, who was clearly more attracted to Ricky than Fred.

by Anonymousreply 4603/03/2019

I'm the rumors that Vivian and Lucy were lovers, and that they behaved like "a couple of dykes in heat."

by Anonymousreply 4703/03/2019

We’re the Tropicana audience secretly hoping Lucy actually will try to crash Ricky’s show. Of course, we’d never admit it upfront to his face.

by Anonymousreply 4803/03/2019

[quote]You are so welcome OP, I wasn't sure if you were up, and I was worried about the thread closing. I hope I didn't step on your toes!

Watch out, or you'll step on the Brains's toes, Fingers!

by Anonymousreply 4903/03/2019

I’m Clyde Beatty Circus

by Anonymousreply 5003/03/2019

I’m Treatment, Ricky, Treatment!

by Anonymousreply 5103/03/2019

I’m Ay ay ay ay ayyyyy!

by Anonymousreply 5203/03/2019

We’re the map and the torch.

by Anonymousreply 5303/03/2019

I’m Bom BopBop Bom Bom BOM!!!

by Anonymousreply 5403/03/2019

I’m an ol’ cowhand

by Anonymousreply 5503/03/2019

That is one of my favorite episodes r55!

by Anonymousreply 5603/03/2019

Smile when you say that, R56

by Anonymousreply 5703/03/2019
by Anonymousreply 5803/03/2019

I'm Peggy and I keep jiggling.

by Anonymousreply 5903/03/2019

I’m Frank Zabaglione’s little girl.

by Anonymousreply 6003/03/2019

We’re just a few big flaming romances that Lucy had.

Let's see...



Jess and Jerry

Bob and Bennett and George and Phil

Martin and Danny

Argyle and Bud

and Wilbur and Noble and Carl

Frank and Henry- that was in high school...

Uh, then in junior college, there was Johnny and Kenny

by Anonymousreply 6103/03/2019

I'm the Gold Dust Twins who I thought was the Coal Dust Twins.

by Anonymousreply 6203/03/2019

I say I’m $32.50, but I’m really $4.95.

by Anonymousreply 6303/03/2019

I'm Jamestown New York which gets shoutouts as Lucy's hometown. (It's actually Celeron NY just outside of Jamestown. A huge sign points the direction just off of the main highway. I grew up in nearby Ripley long before the real Lucy cult took off. A classmate's grandfather went to high school with Lucy there.

by Anonymousreply 6403/03/2019

I'm hot daddy Claude Akins' hairy, muscular chest, which confirmed for many confused gaylings in 1956 that they were indeed gay.

by Anonymousreply 6503/03/2019

I'm Desi's Cuban heels that made him as tall as Lucy.

by Anonymousreply 6603/03/2019

I'm Raggedy Ricky which will get Lucy Ricardo a contract at MGM - which she turns down....

by Anonymousreply 6703/03/2019

I'm John Wayne's masseur and I'm pissed that I don't get to give him his daily blow job today.

by Anonymousreply 6803/03/2019

I got wind of it, R55 and R56.

by Anonymousreply 6903/03/2019

I’m the vaguely toxic aroma of burnt putty after Lucy’s fake nose catches fire.

by Anonymousreply 7003/03/2019

I'm the teenage girl tying up the pay phone on the Westport train station platform on a windy, bitterly cold night, as I talk with my friend about Elvis whatshisname.

by Anonymousreply 7103/03/2019

I'm Lucy telling the story about that flaming nose routine and what actually happened. They did not expect the fake stuff to heat up so intensely and Lucy ad libbed the dunking of the nose into the cup of coffee to help cut down on the heat burning her real nose.

Adding to the members of the band who enjoy watching Lucy carrying on is the piano player at the audition after Lucy told everyone the truth during the day. He doesn't even pretend to be an actor in a scene, he just sits back and laughs like hell as she goes through the interactions with the Italian magician. Lucy does not disappoint in that whole set-up, she is as physically funny as can be. Genius. The way she swans around thinking she is following his directions is a killer.

by Anonymousreply 7203/03/2019

I’m the forgotten, uncredited animator who created the now-iconic heart-on-satin opening logo for syndication, replacing the Lucy and Ricky stick figures of the original that the FCC has made effectively illegal to air on TV without removing the cigarette references.

by Anonymousreply 7303/03/2019

I'm the guy in the booth that triggers the knives in the episode where Lucy helps out the Italian knife thrower. *Next time this is on pay attention to the guy who was playing the piano for the chicken singer lady - he's having the best time laughing at Lucy's antics.

by Anonymousreply 7403/03/2019

I’m Unk.

Ethel calling her Uncle Oscar this over the telephone will be the first and last time you’ll ever hear anybody using me as a nickname.

by Anonymousreply 7503/03/2019

I'm Ricky's dramatic acting while the gang rehearses what they'll do once Lucy goes into labor.

by Anonymousreply 7603/03/2019

I’m Lucy’s “Traysure” Trove.

by Anonymousreply 7703/03/2019

I’m Wondiful

by Anonymousreply 7803/03/2019

I’m fat ass dark fantasy future Little Ricky’s propeller hat.

by Anonymousreply 7903/03/2019

I'm Caperucita Roja, the story/acts out that Ricky tells to Lil Ricky.

by Anonymousreply 8003/03/2019

^^ the story that Ricky tells/acts out to Lil Ricky.

by Anonymousreply 8103/03/2019

I'm the mannequin head that Lucy dances with while Ricky is "dipsy fishing".

by Anonymousreply 8203/03/2019

I'm the giant hedge that Lucy gets stuck in during the fox hunt at Sir Clive's estate.

by Anonymousreply 8303/03/2019

I'm the food from Phipps Department Store.

by Anonymousreply 8403/03/2019

I'm the brilliant set design of the subway car in the loving cup episode, showing people all over the world what the NYC MTA looked like in 1953.

by Anonymousreply 8503/03/2019

I'm Ethel's feet, that are bigger than Joan Crawford's and Gary Cooper's footprints at Graumman's Chinese Theater.

by Anonymousreply 8603/03/2019

I’m Ethel’s unmentionable brassiere to which she intends to pin her “priceless” opal brooch.

by Anonymousreply 8703/03/2019

We’re the gold bracelets around her upper arm.

We don’t associate with those slutty hoop earrings.

by Anonymousreply 8803/03/2019

I bet Lucy was pissed about that episode, r88. Viv looked better than her.

by Anonymousreply 8903/03/2019

R74 and I am the chicken singing lady, They told me not to call them and that they would call me.

by Anonymousreply 9003/03/2019

That’s a sure bet, R89!

She also got the larger/longer laugh.


by Anonymousreply 9103/03/2019

I’m fickle?!

by Anonymousreply 9203/03/2019

I'm "My bean, luckitta."

by Anonymousreply 9303/03/2019

I’m just a bit of flotsam in the sea.

by Anonymousreply 9403/03/2019

I’m when you want someone to do something but you don't want them to know that you want them to do that particular something so you make up something else, then they think they're just doing that something else but in reality they're doing the something that you want them to do but don't want them to know that you want them to do.

by Anonymousreply 9503/03/2019

I’m a feesakeyatryst

by Anonymousreply 9603/03/2019

I’m not gasoline, I’m lemonade.

by Anonymousreply 9703/03/2019

I bet any gay crew back then had a fit over super butch Claude and super big John Wayne. John looks like he was hung like a horse. Loved his great big hunky ass.

by Anonymousreply 9803/03/2019

I am macho grasa, big fat pig uncle Alberto.

by Anonymousreply 9903/03/2019

[quote] I’m Wondiful

I don't get this reference.

by Anonymousreply 10003/03/2019

I am I won swish apaments!

by Anonymousreply 10103/03/2019

I am the greediest the penny Penchingest and Lucy’s dearest friend in the whole wide world!

by Anonymousreply 10203/03/2019

R100, thats's the way Lucy pronounced wonderful a couple times.

by Anonymousreply 10303/03/2019

I'm the movie offers Ricky, apparently, never received again but still allowed him to hobnob with top celebrities.

by Anonymousreply 10403/03/2019

I'm this couch that Lucy won in a contest. I didn't stick around for long, maybe 20 episodes. She called me ratty. I'll admit one cushion end often stuck up lopsided which looked sloppy.

by Anonymousreply 10503/03/2019

I'm the Handy Dandy washing machine that Fred buys Ethel. I am totally forgotten episodes later when Fred buys Ethel the Ricardos' washing machine to replace the really old one that Ethel quips was probably the first one ever made.

by Anonymousreply 10603/03/2019

I am the load Mrs Trumbull got of us.

by Anonymousreply 10703/03/2019

I'm Ethel Mae's room which must be a nice dusty mess by now.

by Anonymousreply 10803/03/2019

I am the badly spliced together photo of Fred and Ethel’s wedding day.

by Anonymousreply 10903/03/2019

I’m a bum sport

by Anonymousreply 11003/03/2019

I’m not Lucy’s brand.

by Anonymousreply 11103/03/2019

I’m the cousin that ate Lucy’s geranium plant.

by Anonymousreply 11203/03/2019

I’m the incredibly race-sensitive tune Lucy hummed when trying to mime “Rice” for her mother in law.

by Anonymousreply 11303/03/2019

I’m jiminy, the way Lucy pronounces Gemini.

by Anonymousreply 11403/03/2019

r105, that almost looks like Lucy's Don Loper suit, but she wasn't allowed to keep that.

by Anonymousreply 11503/03/2019

I thought she got it for F R E E E ! Free

by Anonymousreply 11603/03/2019

She got to keep her original choice, the plain black dress; but your comment put Loper's voice back in my head. He was a hoot.

by Anonymousreply 11703/03/2019

I the season they aged Little Ricky and all the plots became about him.

by Anonymousreply 11803/03/2019

I'm the really short episode that only starred Vivian Vance

by Anonymousreply 11903/03/2019

I'm pretend casual Ethel.

"La la-la la-la...oh hi Lucy!

by Anonymousreply 12003/03/2019

I'm Lucy's problematic disdain for Ricky's [italic]ingles.[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 12103/03/2019

I'm the noises Ethel makes when she eats: "slurp, chomp, smerch, splut, umm..."

by Anonymousreply 12203/03/2019

I’m Jean Valjean Raymond

by Anonymousreply 12303/03/2019

I'm the medallion Ricky wears around his neck, I'm seen when Ricky takes that cold shower after Fred shuts off the hot water, and other times he removes his shirt...

by Anonymousreply 12403/03/2019

I'm Grace Foster. Many of the men and a few of the women who reside at 63 E. 68th Street are not unfamiliar with my snatch.

by Anonymousreply 12503/03/2019

I'm Ricky's bathrobe, usually exposing his St Christopher medal

by Anonymousreply 12603/03/2019

I'm Gloria Blondell, who played Grace Foster. I was the younger sister of Joan Blondell and am best remembered as Honeybee Gillis on "The Life of Riley." I was also the voice of Daisy Duck.

by Anonymousreply 12703/03/2019

I'm Ethel Mertz's passport photo, guaranteed to make anyone laugh.

by Anonymousreply 12803/03/2019

I'm Barney, Fred's old vaudeville partner, who comes to visit, full of lies. His lies are how Lucy ends up in a maids uniform. *I always hit mute when Fred and Barney sing those horrible songs.

by Anonymousreply 12903/03/2019

I'm Mrs. Trumbull's castinets.

by Anonymousreply 13003/03/2019

I’m that one skillet out there that hasn’t been cold for a week!

by Anonymousreply 13103/03/2019

I’m Count Lorenzo.

by Anonymousreply 13203/03/2019

I’m a box of Cracker Jack.

My, but we had prizes then...

Hostess Pants

Wedding rings, even!

by Anonymousreply 13303/03/2019

I’m Buddy Rogers and I’ll be dipped if ever paraded around like that clown, Ricardo.

by Anonymousreply 13403/03/2019

I’m an oculist.

Have you been to me lately?

by Anonymousreply 13503/03/2019

I’m TAURO??!!

by Anonymousreply 13603/03/2019

I’m Ross.

by Anonymousreply 13703/03/2019

I said this in the previous I Love Lucy thread: DL Queens LOVE I LOVE LUCY!

by Anonymousreply 13803/03/2019

I'm Marco the piano player. Even though no one discusses it, I think I'm black.

by Anonymousreply 13903/03/2019

I'm the ever present gloominess of the apartment building's battleship grey colored back door porches and stairways. You can tell hardly any sun casts a ray in the recesses of the enclosure but it probably holds down the heat a bit on a hot summer day.

by Anonymousreply 14003/03/2019

I am high society Ethel, so Fredrich darling if you are looking for me this afternoon I shant be home I’ll be at the penthouse at the waldorf!

by Anonymousreply 14103/04/2019

I am the mustached hairdresser that snitched on Lucy, I had a “wife” supposedly.

by Anonymousreply 14203/04/2019

I’m the hair treatment , that is essentially a Caesar salad recipe minus the anchovies , and the quilted heat cap that will ensure that Ricky will retain his luscious, black-shoe polish-dyed hair forever.

by Anonymousreply 14303/04/2019

I'm Fred's Little Lord Fauntleroy outfit that he wears for "Lucy Hires an English Tutor."

by Anonymousreply 14403/04/2019

R144, Oops, Fred was wearing a Buster Brown suit NOT a Little Lord Fauntleroy outfit. Sorry, I guess I was too busy tippy tippy toeing through my garden to notice.

by Anonymousreply 14503/04/2019

I’m a baby carriage full of beef.

by Anonymousreply 14603/04/2019

I’m half ‘a Bonus Buck.

by Anonymousreply 14703/04/2019

I’m 23 Baloney

by Anonymousreply 14803/04/2019

I’m the regifted candlestick

by Anonymousreply 14903/04/2019

I’m the curlers in Ethel’s hair just as she’s about to meet John Wayn—

by Anonymousreply 15003/04/2019

I’m Fred’s magical noise-reducing earmuffs.

by Anonymousreply 15103/04/2019

I’m that lump in your throat when Lucy finally gets to talk to Little Ricky on his birthday.

by Anonymousreply 15203/04/2019

I’m that intrusive hotel lifeguard that had to privately audition for Lucille.

And then, again, for Desi.

by Anonymousreply 15303/04/2019

I’m Hedda Hopper’s Hat

by Anonymousreply 15403/04/2019

I'm Aunt Yvette.

by Anonymousreply 15503/04/2019

Hiya! We’re the smoke stack and the poop deck!

by Anonymousreply 15603/04/2019

I’m Dorothea Wolbert, using my own name to play the head of the Ladies Overseas Aid.

by Anonymousreply 15703/04/2019

I'm Papermoon Loves Lucy, a great tumblr for all things LUCY!

by Anonymousreply 15803/04/2019

I am mad about good books, can't get my fill…

by Anonymousreply 15903/04/2019

I'm the future Jane Hathaway, utilizing my impressive comic talents with a cockney accent to play a London hotel maid.

by Anonymousreply 16003/04/2019

I'm the lovelorn look that Phyllis Kennedy gives the obviously gay Richard Deacon in "The Celebrity Next Door" when he carries the laundry basket for her. I'm thrilled that Lucy remembered me from our previous film, "Stage Door", where people mistook me for either Mary Wickes or Mary Treen.

by Anonymousreply 16103/04/2019

I’m a Mickey from Ricky with r161’s name on it.

by Anonymousreply 16203/04/2019

I'm the two big bottles of henna rinse that are the first thing Lucy saves when she's all bandaged up and thinks that the apartment is on fire.

I'm Lucy's ego, which is so out of control that she wants Ricky to get a blue convertible because "it will look great with my hair".

by Anonymousreply 16303/04/2019

I'm "Greta Garbo", the line Lucy does twice in the Van Johnson episode, both different interpretations and both very charming.

by Anonymousreply 16403/04/2019

I’m waiter, dear.

by Anonymousreply 16503/04/2019

I’m flapcakes!

by Anonymousreply 16603/04/2019

I’m hotjacks!

by Anonymousreply 16703/04/2019

I’m Aunt Jemima Tortilla Mix!

by Anonymousreply 16803/04/2019

I’m Fred’s missing $500

by Anonymousreply 16903/04/2019

I'm the face powder that Lucy isn't wearing.

by Anonymousreply 17003/04/2019

I’m too much pie & cake, lately.

by Anonymousreply 17103/04/2019

I’m Grace Foster I MEAN, BROWN BETTY!!!!

by Anonymousreply 17203/04/2019

I'm Ricky's babbling while he's pretending to be asleep.

by Anonymousreply 17303/04/2019

I’m the rotten cuban in Denmark and I’ve got a fat friend.

by Anonymousreply 17403/04/2019

I'm the line up of bottles of Clairol's various dyes tried on Vivian Vance's hair to dowdy her up the first season.

by Anonymousreply 17503/04/2019

I’m Mortimer Snerd

by Anonymousreply 17603/04/2019

I'm Lucy ripping off Vivian's false eyelashes during rehearsal.

by Anonymousreply 17703/04/2019

Did that happen^?????

by Anonymousreply 17803/04/2019

I’m the shirt button in Mr. Littlefield’s water glass.

by Anonymousreply 17903/04/2019

Allegedly, r178. The story is from one of the more reputable Lucy biographies.

by Anonymousreply 18003/04/2019

I'm "I'd tell you to fuck yourself but Desi beat me to it", a real Viv putdown.

by Anonymousreply 18103/04/2019


by Anonymousreply 18203/04/2019

I'm Vivian's torrid early-1940s affair with already-married Phil Ober, further scandalizing r182.

by Anonymousreply 18303/04/2019

Phil Ober beat her.

by Anonymousreply 18403/04/2019

I'm the cuckoo clock that Lucy tries to sneak out of the Mertz's apartment.

by Anonymousreply 18503/04/2019

I'm the roll-away bed that Cousin Ernie was too dumb to open up and sleep on like a human being.

by Anonymousreply 18603/04/2019

I’m Mrs. Skylar.

by Anonymousreply 18703/04/2019

I’m East Orange, New Jersey.

by Anonymousreply 18803/04/2019

I’m Steubenville, Ohiyuh

by Anonymousreply 18903/04/2019

I'm the South African Yellow Bellied sapsucker birdcall that Lucy used twice. Bonus points. What two episodes did she use it in?

by Anonymousreply 19003/04/2019

I'm Orson Welles, doing magic and wondering what happened to my career.

by Anonymousreply 19103/04/2019

R191, wait a couple of years Orson. This will seem like a career highlight.

by Anonymousreply 19203/04/2019

I am the most beautiful words Lucy has ever heard “I’ll titch you”

by Anonymousreply 19303/04/2019

r190, I can think only of the kleptomaniac episode--any hints?

by Anonymousreply 19403/04/2019

R194, it also had a famous Ethel blooper. She did something she later said she couldn't do.

by Anonymousreply 19503/04/2019

Still stumped r195; I thought it was The Camping Trip (Ethel driving), but I just watched it and was wrong. You're better at this than I am!

by Anonymousreply 19603/04/2019

R196, no you're right. It's sort of a duet with Ricky. He starts the call and Lucy responds. He was off fishing and returns and they do the call.

by Anonymousreply 19703/04/2019

I'm the old touring trunk that Lucy thought she could stow away in for the trip to Europe. Just the thought of being confined inside that small space makes me cower in fear and cringe in terror. I have a very adverse reaction to just seeing Lucy cramming herself into it. Thank goodness it isn't long before the delightful, dancing cutie pie of a doctor comes along to lift my spirits.

by Anonymousreply 19803/04/2019

I'm West Jamestown

by Anonymousreply 19903/04/2019

I'm the Friendship song that Lucy and Ethel sing together and then proceed to tear apart each others matching outfits.

by Anonymousreply 20003/04/2019

I’m Boyer

by Anonymousreply 20103/04/2019

I'm Cole Porter

by Anonymousreply 20203/04/2019

I’m a swimming pool

and a tennis court

and a barbecue pit

and a doghouse

AND A DOG!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 20303/04/2019

I'm the Franciscan dinnerware in the Ivy pattern that the Ricardos used. You can still buy pieces of me on eBay, but be advised that I'm not dishwasher-safe.

by Anonymousreply 20403/04/2019

I’m an inspired use of burlap.

by Anonymousreply 20503/05/2019

I’m the chapter entitled “Don’t Let This Happen To You”

by Anonymousreply 20603/05/2019

I'm a "buttered grass" sandwich, which is better than hunger pangs when on a road trip with a hatchet murderess.

by Anonymousreply 20703/05/2019

Certainly better than one of my husband’s shit sandwiches.

by Anonymousreply 20803/05/2019

I'm the empty maracas that Cousin Ernie thought were broken.

by Anonymousreply 20903/05/2019

I'm Aunt Martha's Old Fashioned Salad Dressing

by Anonymousreply 21003/05/2019

I was a woman for the FBI.

by Anonymousreply 21103/05/2019

I'm a swell way to get off to a lousy start,

by Anonymousreply 21203/05/2019

I am the close set beady eyes and weak chin which indicate I am a criminal.

by Anonymousreply 21303/05/2019

I'm Ethel's very valuable piece of jewelry and I am about to be "pinned" whilst traveling on a train.

by Anonymousreply 21403/05/2019

I'm the 22-year age gap between William Frawley and Vivian Vance.

by Anonymousreply 21503/05/2019

I'm the messenger's bicycle that Lucy's skirt gets caught in when she's trying to board the Constitution.....

"Madame, your slip is showing."

by Anonymousreply 21603/05/2019

I’m Sylvia Collins’ chipped front tooth that makes her look like a beaver.

by Anonymousreply 21703/05/2019

I’m Kenneth Hamilton and it’s past my bedtime.

by Anonymousreply 21803/05/2019

I'm not a majarincess, I'm a henna-rincess

by Anonymousreply 21903/05/2019

I'm the ugly painting that the whole gang buys from the scamming Frenchman while in Paris.

by Anonymousreply 22003/05/2019

A/K/A Jean Valjean Raymond^

by Anonymousreply 22103/05/2019

I'm those "Friendship" dresses that Lucy and Ethel rip apart; I'm really quite ugly.

by Anonymousreply 22203/05/2019

I'm the Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour

by Anonymousreply 22303/05/2019

I'm Danny Thomas, guest-starring on the Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour as my TV character, Danny Williams, in an early example of a series cross-over.

by Anonymousreply 22403/05/2019

[quote]I'm the story that Ethel keeps telling. The one that has had more performances than South Pacific.

"Because MY friendship with the Ricardos means MORE to ME than....."

That scene is fucking hilarious!

by Anonymousreply 22503/05/2019

I'm "Dream Carlotta Romero"!

by Anonymousreply 22603/05/2019

I'm snippets of "Standing on the Corner" from "The Most Happy Fella" we hear from the episode where the tickets were for the matinee.! Desi and Lucy were investors in the original Broadway production.

by Anonymousreply 22703/05/2019

I'm the painting in the hennarincess's hotel room that falls to the floor with a crash causing all the players to look back at it because it wasn't supposed to fall. "Hail Tiger!"

by Anonymousreply 22803/05/2019

I'm the really swanky Beverly Palms Hotel set in the Hollywood episodes.

As a child, I thought it was the height of elegance and what "real Hollywood" must be like!

by Anonymousreply 22903/05/2019

I am the decade Lucy took off her real age on this show. Born 1921 lol

by Anonymousreply 23003/05/2019

I'm Fred Mertz's pants that he wears a mile over his head!

by Anonymousreply 23103/05/2019


by Anonymousreply 23203/05/2019

William Frawley was morbidly obese on I Love Lucy and after, yet he lived to the age of 79. Longer than any of his co stars.

by Anonymousreply 23303/05/2019

R233 doesn't know what "morbidly obese" means.

by Anonymousreply 23403/06/2019

Frawley was also a drunk but not a smoker. Arnaz, Ball and Vance were all heavy smokers and that probably killed so early.

by Anonymousreply 23503/06/2019

I'm Betty Ramsey's tulips.

by Anonymousreply 23603/06/2019


by Anonymousreply 23703/06/2019

r235 interestingly Vivian and Bill never smoked on the show. (There are maybe two exceptions.)

Why? Did the producers or Philip Morris not want them to be associated with smoking since they weren't glamourous relative to Lucy and Desi?

by Anonymousreply 23803/06/2019

I'm the box of Condoms , desi keeps in his dressing room.

by Anonymousreply 23903/06/2019

^^ Desi

by Anonymousreply 24003/06/2019

Hmmmm, I noticed that whenever Viv lit up on the show (2 times?) she didn't seem to know how to hold the cigarette at all. Maybe took one half assed drag before discarding it in an ashtray. Did not look like an experienced smoker at all.

by Anonymousreply 24103/06/2019

R241, I thought that as well but apparently she really developed a taste for smoking and became very heavily into it.

by Anonymousreply 24203/06/2019

I’m the Starlight Roof on the 19th floor of the Waldorf Astoria looking WAY down on the Tropicana.

by Anonymousreply 24303/06/2019

I'm the vaudeville bits Lucy and Ricky and Fred do in back of Ethel while she's singing her heart out in the theater of her hometown, Albuquerque, New Mexico ("Ethel Mae Potter, We Never Forgot Her!).

by Anonymousreply 24403/06/2019

I'm Ethel's three different middle names.

by Anonymousreply 24503/06/2019

I'm the not well know blooper that Ricky made: In "The Black Wig" he says "as long as she's in the driver's seat, it would be a shame not to take her for a little ride."

by Anonymousreply 24603/06/2019

I’m the racist Indian show.

by Anonymousreply 24703/06/2019

I’m the train robbery episode featuring a black actor!

by Anonymousreply 24803/06/2019

I’m just hanging around.

by Anonymousreply 24903/06/2019

I’m the apartment that the Ricardo’s only spent 1 full season in but in the fifth season said they spent a million years in. Liars. That was the other one.

by Anonymousreply 25003/06/2019

I'm Lucy in grape stomping garb as she saunters around, mingling with the other ladies near the grape vat. I have a bunch of grapes draped over my shoulder as I eat them one by one. I notice all the girls are barefooted and duck behind the pillar and lose the shoes before venturing back out, realizing at once what a mistake that was as I have to go hopping across the stone tiles that are blazing hot from the sun. I move just a little to fast and I almost go ass over elbows as I jump on the edge of the vat. The momentum almost has me going into the vat but the editors cut it back and stop me as I am teetering on the edge.

by Anonymousreply 25103/07/2019

We're Mr. and Mrs. Fred Horninsky, or as we are more commonly known, the tag-along Mertzes. We have something to tell you: we can't go on your trip.

by Anonymousreply 25203/07/2019

I'm as alike as two peas in a pod...or two watermelons in a patch.

by Anonymousreply 25303/07/2019

I'm A Tree Grows in Havana.

Or am I The Perils of Pamela...?

by Anonymousreply 25403/07/2019

I'm Carolyn Appleby's impersonation of Lionel Barrymore. Or is it Beth Davis?

by Anonymousreply 25503/08/2019

*Bette Davis

by Anonymousreply 25603/08/2019


by Anonymousreply 25703/08/2019

I'm the banana that Stevie Appleby peels with his feet.

by Anonymousreply 25803/08/2019

I'm the equally wacky Joan Davis, on TV from 1952-1956, forgotten by most everybody except those with taste.

by Anonymousreply 25903/08/2019

Lucy was pretty.

by Anonymousreply 26003/08/2019

I’m the clause in Yankee fan Frawley’s contract stipulating that if the Yankees reached the World Series he would be given time off to attend. This happened seven times during the series (which ran nine years), and caused major production headaches.

by Anonymousreply 26103/08/2019

I’m for Corn’s sake.

by Anonymousreply 26203/08/2019

I'm the just deceased Dan Jenkins who played tissue paper and comb. Jenkins wrote several articles about ILL and so she put his name into the show.

by Anonymousreply 26303/08/2019

I'm the stupid woman extra with the umbrella who kept running around like a fool when Lucy pulled the Emergency Brake on the train for the last time. It was my second moment in the show....and I nailed it! Watch this to see both of my BIG moments.

by Anonymousreply 26403/08/2019

I am "Ricky," Weird Al's 1983 spoof of "Mickey," Toni Basil's 1982 hit. Voice actress Tress MacNeille plays Lucy. Weird Al captures Ricky's laugh perfectly. And, it's a fun salute to "I Love Lucy"

by Anonymousreply 26503/08/2019

I'm. Ava Garden and I might be people but I'm not like you all.

by Anonymousreply 26603/08/2019

I don't know whether to be worried about R266's memory or his hearing......

by Anonymousreply 26703/08/2019

I'm the Grauman's Chinese Theatre set on ILL that ultimately provoked huge disappointment when gaylings grew up and visited Hollywood for the first time.

by Anonymousreply 26803/08/2019

I'm the glasses on Fred's head.

by Anonymousreply 26903/09/2019

I'm the car that Marco and Pepine took together on the 4th of July picnic.

by Anonymousreply 27003/09/2019

We're the campaign signs that Lucy and Ethel made when they were running against each other for club president. We were fun to make, but we have no idea where they actually planned on displaying us.

by Anonymousreply 27103/09/2019

I'm Sam the porter's BBC.

by Anonymousreply 27203/09/2019

I'm Lana Turner's stool at Schwab's Drug Store. There was a lot of talk about featuring me in the Hollywood episodes but it never came to fruition.

by Anonymousreply 27303/09/2019

I'm Mrs. Mulford who sells Lucy a hideous hat before I head off to stately Wayne Manor.

by Anonymousreply 27403/09/2019

I'm "A Little Bit of Cuba and "A Big Hunk of America"!

by Anonymousreply 27503/09/2019

I'm Lucy's hair-do in the early first season episodes before it coalesced into the iconic "Lucy Ricardo" hair design.

I'm far less flattering.

by Anonymousreply 27603/09/2019

I'm Ethel's paralyzing ray gun that falls out of her belt when she climbs over the fence on top of the Empire State building.

by Anonymousreply 27703/09/2019

We’re the writers of [italic]Kate & Allie[/italic] paying homage to this show and [italic]The Mary Tyler Moore Show[/italic] after already haven taken the basic premise of the Lucy and Viv years of [italic]The Lucy Show[/italic] for ourselves.

by Anonymousreply 27803/09/2019

I'm Aunt Sally's Pecan Pralines, which Lucy pronounced as "Praw-leens".

by Anonymousreply 27903/09/2019

I'm the Knickerbocker Hotel you can see from the balcony of the Beverly Palms Hotel. Bill Frawley would die right in front of me.

by Anonymousreply 28003/09/2019

I'm all the murdered animals in Richard Widmarks den.

by Anonymousreply 28103/09/2019

I’m the fact that the Vitameatavegamin commercial was the only way to sneak the word “poop” onto the air in the 1950s. Once Lucy got pregnant with Desi, Jr., CBS got wise and made Ricky said she was ‘spectin’.

by Anonymousreply 28203/09/2019

I'm the painted backdrop of the Graumann's Chinese Theater, R268.....even the box office was painted....if you look at the floor - you can see where I begin....

by Anonymousreply 28303/09/2019

I'm the fight that unexpectedly morphed into hate-sex that Ricky and Ralph had in the Ramsey's bushes, after Ralph thought Ricky had questioned Betty's taste in furniture. The extra butter used for the watercress sandwiches earlier in the season that was still in the studio fridge was used as lube.

by Anonymousreply 28403/09/2019

I'm Cornel Wilde who appears shirtless and then is in the bathtub.

by Anonymousreply 28503/09/2019

How was ILL able to get so many superstars of the time to do the show? Television was still seen as a comedown from the silver screen, but it seems like they were lining up at the door to appear with Lucy.

by Anonymousreply 28603/09/2019

I think a lot of those actors in the Hollywood episode had something to plug and ILL wasn't just being on television. It was being on a show that was probably number 1 and meant they'd be seen by tens of millions, more people in one night than those who saw all their films put together. I'll also bet Lucy paid some of them, who were on TV, like Bob Hope back by appearing on their shows. I think with the hour shows Lucy appeared on the Danny Thomas show after he appeared on hers or maybe the other way around. I'm not sure.

by Anonymousreply 28703/09/2019

Doing a brief cameo as oneself on the #1 top-rated show was not the same as a recurring role on a series.

by Anonymousreply 28803/09/2019

I'm Angela Randall, the "young" actress who looked older than Lucy.

by Anonymousreply 28903/09/2019

I’m the phrase “this is it!” We used it before Bugs Bunny, [italic]One Day at a Time[/italic], or that Yvonne woman.

by Anonymousreply 29003/09/2019

We're Parley Baer and Helen Kleeb. We appeared in the episode in which Lucy gets Ricky fired from MGM. Some thirty-odd years later we will both appear in third-season episodes of The Golden Girls.

by Anonymousreply 29103/09/2019

I'm the guy at the employment agency that L&E visit before they get the job in the candy company. See his raised eyebrows as he hears that they're "together" and hear his knowing "Oh, I seeee".

by Anonymousreply 29203/09/2019

Ever since we said "I do," I'm all the things we don't.

by Anonymousreply 29303/09/2019

[quote]I'm Lana Turner's stool at Schwab's Drug Store.

I'm the DL poster who absolutely wouldn't touch that line with a 10-foot pole.

by Anonymousreply 29403/09/2019

I'm Richard Crenna who looked almost exactly the same as he did 30 years later. I even was mentioned in a Will & Grace episode when Suzanne Pleshette as Karen's mother tells Karen's maid Rosario that she wanted to be on a desert island with him.

He aged beautifully, always a good looking man.

by Anonymousreply 29503/10/2019

I think Lucy was good friends with a lot of those guest stars. Bob Hope and Van Johnson were friends of hers.

by Anonymousreply 29603/10/2019

I am Lucy’s big feet like large pizzas. You know what they say about those with big feet.

by Anonymousreply 29703/10/2019

I'm the Don Loper original worn inside out, so that Jane Sebastian will see the label and turn green with envy.

by Anonymousreply 29803/10/2019

I'm the chicks that Fred bought that won't start laying eggs for six months.

by Anonymousreply 29903/10/2019

I'm the turquoise hat Lucy couldn't resist buying even though she made a bet with Ricky that she could refrain from buying a new hat longer than he could resist losing his temper.

by Anonymousreply 30003/10/2019

I'm Ethel's mispronunciation "Turnbull" when she played a matinee performance of her speech defending Lucy for the girls at the club meeting.

by Anonymousreply 30103/10/2019

I am autistic little Ricky playing the drums in a daze for a whole two days straight.

by Anonymousreply 30203/10/2019

We’re Canadian Allied Petrol, grateful for the uptick in our stock thanks to some bandleader in New York. The 1970s and the energy crisis will not be good to us, however. Sell out by 1969 if you want to retire comfortably.

by Anonymousreply 30303/10/2019

I'm the bottle of My Sin perfume that Mrs. Trumbull is too embarrassed to say out loud - she whispers it into Lucy's ear as they board the Constitution.

by Anonymousreply 30403/10/2019

I’m the same guy from R292 who also loses a tooth while talking to Lucy and Ethel.

by Anonymousreply 30503/10/2019

I'm the vents in the Mertz's apartment building through which you can hear all the conversations of every tennant of the building.

by Anonymousreply 30603/10/2019

I’m Albert who needs to go eat his lunch!

by Anonymousreply 30703/10/2019

Lucy tries to get into show business again during Ricky's stay in Hollywood. For a clip in a movie I'm the heavy headdress she has to wear while walking gracefully down a staircase but can't manage it - and bombs out yet again.

by Anonymousreply 30803/10/2019

I'm the big roll of cheese that Lucy holds disguised as a baby in a plane, while another woman with a real baby looks on and becomes suspicious of her.

by Anonymousreply 30903/10/2019

I am a luau, Ethel’s FAVORITE food!!!!

by Anonymousreply 31003/10/2019

I'm Mayo Brothers where Ethel spent a lovely vacation.

by Anonymousreply 31103/10/2019

I'm Lincoln's signature on Ethel's high school diploma

by Anonymousreply 31203/10/2019

I am the bad girl outfits Lucy and Ethel wore to become gangster wives.

by Anonymousreply 31303/10/2019

I'm the flat tire that Lucy and Ethel mistakenly put back on after taking off.

by Anonymousreply 31403/10/2019

I’m most of the posters on this thread who are too fucking lazy to read through the first thread before posting repeats.

by Anonymousreply 31503/10/2019

I'm the announcer , the part of so and so , played By so and so.

by Anonymousreply 31603/10/2019

I'm Fred's old man union suit that he wore when Lucy was sculpting him.

by Anonymousreply 31703/11/2019

[quote]I’m most of the posters on this thread who are too fucking lazy to read through the first thread before posting repeats.

Pardon us for not taking the time to review more than 600 previous posts, self-appointed hall monitor.

by Anonymousreply 31803/11/2019

I'm the cheese in the piccolo.

by Anonymousreply 31903/11/2019

I'm some of the background actors who just say "Fuckit" and proceed to sit back and watch the action going on in front of them.

by Anonymousreply 32003/11/2019

I'm the song "El Break-o the Lease-o"

by Anonymousreply 32103/11/2019

I’m the chocolate maker who gets slapped by Lucy while trying to kill a fly.

by Anonymousreply 32203/11/2019

I'm that sophisticated-for-1953 dress with pants underneath Lucy wears in an episode or two!

by Anonymousreply 32303/11/2019

I'm the clock that Fred unplugs at the passport office.

by Anonymousreply 32403/11/2019

I'm Lucy's conscience who's tells her she's been "gosping, too."

by Anonymousreply 32503/13/2019


Everyone knew Lucy had a four inch waist.

It's ac lassic.

by Anonymousreply 32603/14/2019

I'm a baby. That's the term my grandmother used for little tiny people.

by Anonymousreply 32703/14/2019

I'm Fred choking because $100 is all Ethel has spent on clothes since we've been married.

by Anonymousreply 32803/14/2019

I'm "Sweet Sue"

by Anonymousreply 32903/14/2019

[quote]I'm that sophisticated-for-1953 dress with pants underneath Lucy wears in an episode or two!

We're Jacques Marcel and Don Loper, and we think it sucks.

by Anonymousreply 33003/14/2019

I'm Mrs. Trumble, throwing confetti in the air and saying, "Weee-eeee! Weee-eeee!"

by Anonymousreply 33103/14/2019

We're the Friends of the Friendless, yes we are, yes we are...

by Anonymousreply 33203/14/2019

I'm I Love You Truly, the song Mrs. Trumble sang before she was Mrs. Trumble.

by Anonymousreply 33303/14/2019

I'm the saxophone that Lucy sometimes plays.

Glow little glowworm, glowworm, glowworm...…….

by Anonymousreply 33403/14/2019

I'm the blood red nail polish that Lucy wears on those pointy 1950s nails.

by Anonymousreply 33503/14/2019

Glow little glow worm, glimmer, glimmer...

by Anonymousreply 33603/14/2019

I'm that first on key note that Lucy is constantly searching for whenever she insists on singing:

"Me? Me Me Me....I've been working on the railroad...where do I go to get my teeth snaggled?"

by Anonymousreply 33703/14/2019

I always imagined The Tropicana was somewhere around Times Square, although the famous Copacabana nightclub was on East 60th, just off of Fifth. Where else would it be?

by Anonymousreply 33803/14/2019

I'm the world-weary look on Ricky and Fred's faces every time Lucy has a crazy scheme and drags Ethel into it.

by Anonymousreply 33903/14/2019

I'm Joi Lansing, wiping Desi's cum off my chin before I shoot my scenes with Miss Ball in the desert island episode.

by Anonymousreply 34003/14/2019

I loved "bad girl" Ethel with that saucy, hip jiggling walk as she sashayed around that house like a real moll. ("He's our leader..we're the band.") Giving that hunky daddy a winky look and a cheek squeeze: "Lay off, baby.....OK."

by Anonymousreply 34103/15/2019

I'm the sidekick/audience motivator guy in the "Females are Fabulous" episode. See him wave his arms madly, to keep the applause coming.

by Anonymousreply 34203/15/2019

I'm the Swiss band playing "La Cucaracha."

by Anonymousreply 34303/15/2019

I'm Walter Reilly's secretary trying to keep Ricky Ricardo's pushy agent out of the office.....

by Anonymousreply 34403/15/2019

I am the good Prince Lancelot,

I love to sing and dance a lot

by Anonymousreply 34503/15/2019

I am tenemnananacucaracha tenenrucharacha, What Ricky yells at a flat tire.

by Anonymousreply 34603/15/2019

I’m the University of Havana class of 1974. Little Ricky won’t be a part of that for obvious reasons.

by Anonymousreply 34703/16/2019

I’m this flower dress that Lucy wears in quite a few episodes.

by Anonymousreply 34803/16/2019

I'm the frown on Ethel's face because she gets dragged into all of Lucy's crazy schemes.

by Anonymousreply 34903/16/2019

I'm Enchilada Ricardo.

by Anonymousreply 35003/17/2019

I'm the Mashie that Lucy gave the golf pro.

by Anonymousreply 35103/17/2019

I'm the chocolates on the assembly line that Lucy and Ethel stuff into their mouths and hats and shirts. I wonder what kind they were?

by Anonymousreply 35203/17/2019

I'm the owner of the pizza parlor that Lucy destroys while covering Mario's shift. Crazy Americana breaka my oven!

by Anonymousreply 35303/17/2019

I'm the holes for her mouth and eyes Lucy puts in the pizza dough covering her entire head.

by Anonymousreply 35403/17/2019

I'm Sam Francesco.

by Anonymousreply 35503/17/2019

I'm the hire for the Cuban Pete number who didn't file charges against the Mrs. Ricky Ricardo for being abducted, bound and gagged, and plunked into a mop sink in a closet at the club for over an hour!

by Anonymousreply 35603/17/2019

I'm Ethel's initial childish reaction thinking that a light bulb lined sweat box made Lucy dissolve to oblivion.

by Anonymousreply 35703/17/2019

I'm the Flatbush Avenue train station, where Lucy ended up with the loving cup on her head.

by Anonymousreply 35803/17/2019

R358 They didn't have tape back then.

by Anonymousreply 35903/17/2019

I'm a long island.

by Anonymousreply 36003/17/2019

Well, R360, danged if it ain't.

by Anonymousreply 36103/18/2019

I'm Lucy the hillbilly who knows where the cigarettes are.

by Anonymousreply 36203/18/2019


by Anonymousreply 36303/18/2019

[quote]They didn't have tape back then.

We’re Ampex inventing videotape in 1956.

by Anonymousreply 36403/18/2019

I am Lucy’s summer place in Westchester with stables, a swimming pool and tennis courts of course!

by Anonymousreply 36503/18/2019

I'm the five that Lucy donates to Cynthia.....and the other five that Ethel donates.....

by Anonymousreply 36603/18/2019

I'm Uncle Elmo's naked body sinking into the tub that also accommodated Ricky's naked body.

by Anonymousreply 36703/18/2019

I’m snow on the roof. Just because I’m there doesn’t mean there’s no fire in the fireplace.

by Anonymousreply 36803/18/2019

I'm Bobby the bellboy with one line in the movie.......

by Anonymousreply 36903/18/2019

I am the hideous dead animals Ricky gave Lucy on their anniversary. I look great on Lucy’s grey dress!

by Anonymousreply 37003/18/2019

I’m the Viacom V of Doom seen on the 1970s and 1980s syndicated reruns.

by Anonymousreply 37103/18/2019

[quote]I am Lucy’s summer place in Westchester with stables, a swimming pool and tennis courts of course!

…with room for a polo pony.

by Anonymousreply 37203/18/2019

I hate to ask, r367, but who is Uncle Elmo...?

by Anonymousreply 37303/18/2019

Never mind, I looked him up, he's married to Ethel's aunt Martha

by Anonymousreply 37403/18/2019

I'm Unique if it's a boy, and Euphonious if it's a girl.

by Anonymousreply 37503/18/2019

I'm Half Beat magazine

by Anonymousreply 37603/18/2019

I'm Mrs. Littlefield who throws one last biscuit and can't help laughing at myself....I'm SOOO funny.

by Anonymousreply 37703/19/2019

I'm Countess Bublitchki who has an unidentifiable accent.

by Anonymousreply 37803/19/2019

I'm the delicious and sumptuous lunch that Ricky orders in Paris, when Lucy is "starving herself" until she gets a Jacques Marcel dress. She refuses: steak, French-fried potatoes, broccoli and Hollandaise sauce, bread with lots of butter, shrimp salad, and a delicious selection of French pastries. Now I'm hungry!

by Anonymousreply 37903/19/2019

Then I'm the chicken in Ethel's camera bag.

by Anonymousreply 38003/19/2019

I'm Gladys Kravitz guesting as the wife of a Texas oilman.

by Anonymousreply 38103/19/2019

R379 types fat. Nothing to be ashamed of, though. I just love chubby, puffy little boys.

by Anonymousreply 38203/19/2019

I'm Glen Glenn.

by Anonymousreply 38303/19/2019

Lots of buttah!

by Anonymousreply 38403/19/2019

I’m the same Gladys Kravitz that also narced on Lucy to the cops when she got a trophy stuck to her head.

by Anonymousreply 38503/19/2019

I’m a pitcher of Old Fashions, of which Aunt Martha must have had too many.

by Anonymousreply 38603/19/2019

I’m the swimming pool shaped like a conga drum.

by Anonymousreply 38703/19/2019

I'm all the money they'll have when they make it up in volume.

by Anonymousreply 38803/19/2019

I'm the Scottish uniforms that Lucy and Ricky wear in Scotland during their European vacation.

by Anonymousreply 38903/19/2019

Burns and Allen used 3 cameras. Freund made some technical changes in terms of placement.

by Anonymousreply 39003/19/2019

I'm Risky Riskerdoo.

by Anonymousreply 39103/20/2019

I'm rice. Fred has no idea how to cook me.

by Anonymousreply 39203/20/2019

R392: I’m one of the darkest days of his life, where they threw it at him.

by Anonymousreply 39303/20/2019

I'm the striped wallpaper that makes Ricky dizzy.....

by Anonymousreply 39403/20/2019

I’m a masher.

by Anonymousreply 39503/20/2019

I'm the guy from the rodeo show, who shows the city slickers the proper way to sing/yodel.

by Anonymousreply 39603/20/2019

I’m Millikan’s Chicken Mash Hour. Y’all Come!

by Anonymousreply 39703/20/2019

I'm the toilet that Cousin Ernie couldn't believe was inside.

by Anonymousreply 39803/20/2019

I’m the blonde starlet in Florida who gets a boot out Ricky singing BA BA LUUUU!

by Anonymousreply 39903/20/2019

[quote]Burns and Allen used 3 cameras. Freund made some technical changes in terms of placement.

Burns and Allen used three live television cameras. On I Love Lucy, Freund used three film cameras shooting simultaneously. The great challenge was to create a lighting plot that would allow three cameras to film three different shots at the same time with uniform picture quality.

by Anonymousreply 40003/20/2019

I am the roof set, I think I was only used once but I was fascinating ...

by Anonymousreply 40103/20/2019

I am the mean prowler with a black beard that was eight feet tall and was just horrible!

by Anonymousreply 40203/20/2019

I’m the 4 dollars and 23 cents that Mrs. Trumble used to get a can of green beans, a box of saltines, a roasted chicken, a quart of milk and COOKING sherry.

by Anonymousreply 40303/20/2019

I am Madam X.

by Anonymousreply 40403/20/2019

I'm the father in the hospital waiting room, with NINE GIRLS!

by Anonymousreply 40503/21/2019

I am curiosity about Ethel Mertz' ever-changing middle names.

Ethel Mertz's middle name was "Louise" in "Lucy and Ethel Buy the Same Dress" #69,

But in "The Middle-Dollar Idea" #79, it had become Vivian's real middle name, "Roberta".

In "Ethel's Hometown" #113, it was "Mae".

by Anonymousreply 40603/21/2019

I'm the joke in the episode where the couples go to Ethel's hometown in Albuquerque

"Ethel Mae Potter, We Never Forgot Her."

We should all learn to handle cunts (like Lucy) as well as she did.

by Anonymousreply 40703/21/2019

I'm Ava Gardner. I'm just people - but not like Fred and Ethel.

by Anonymousreply 40803/21/2019

We’re the shaving brushes from the Sweet Adeline barbershop quartet number.

by Anonymousreply 40903/21/2019

I'm the wife that see Lucy as Superman on the ledge and the husband who worries that his spouse is a mental case.

by Anonymousreply 41003/22/2019

I am yelling tiger!

by Anonymousreply 41103/22/2019

At least George Reeves didn’t fall off that particular ledge...

by Anonymousreply 41203/22/2019

I'm Howard Thompson who can't date Lucy because he's busy babysitting his grandson.

by Anonymousreply 41303/22/2019

I'm four tickets to see "The Most Happy Fella" on Broadway.

by Anonymousreply 41403/22/2019

I am Fernando the Matador. I kill El Toro today. Ole!

by Anonymousreply 41503/22/2019

I'm Marie Antoinette who was put under the guillotine to scrape the barnacles off her hull.

by Anonymousreply 41603/22/2019

I'm four tickets to see a matinee of "The Most Happy Fella" on Broadway.

by Anonymousreply 41703/22/2019

I'm Plaza 52099,.

by Anonymousreply 41803/22/2019

I'm a Robert Taylor orange. You never got to see me.

by Anonymousreply 41903/22/2019

R419, yes we did. We just never saw Robert Taylor.

by Anonymousreply 42003/22/2019

I'm the sad fact that some of the very biggest stars of their day, like Robert Taylor, are virtually forgotten today

by Anonymousreply 42103/23/2019

I’m Hollywood’s fear of television slowly eroding as more and more movie stars do guest shots.

by Anonymousreply 42203/23/2019

I'm Clark Gable's refrigerator door opening.

by Anonymousreply 42303/23/2019

R421 and many of the stars on Lucy are best known for just that, being on ILL like William Holden.

by Anonymousreply 42403/23/2019

I'm Santiago, Chile -- where it isn't chilly, as a rule.

by Anonymousreply 42503/23/2019

I'm the tin can flattened by Cary Grant's rear tire.

by Anonymousreply 42603/23/2019

I'm the "Back Massager" Mrs. Trumbull keeps buried deep in a drawer by her bed...

Sometimes she thinks of that swarthy Cuban man down in Apartment 3D, while she's "massaging her back"

by Anonymousreply 42703/23/2019

I'm the obscenely wealthy Wall Street asshole who would presumably now own Lucy and Ricky's Upper East Side apartment. (No way could a moderately successful working musician and his wacky stay-at-home wife afford to live there in 2019.) I ripped out nearly all of the charming prewar features, and turned it into yet one more hideously generic testament to Millennial tackiness and self-indulgence.

by Anonymousreply 42803/23/2019

Hope you can swim R428.

by Anonymousreply 42903/23/2019

I'm Tallulah Bankhead's ever present flask.

by Anonymousreply 43003/23/2019

I'm the jokes Lucy made about Ricky's accent, and his pronunciation of words in English, something that would be too politically incorrect to do today.

by Anonymousreply 43103/23/2019

I'm rejected retail names Lucyeth and Ethellu.

by Anonymousreply 43203/23/2019

I'm the fake kids that Lucy wrangled up in order to drive off Mr. Ritter, the lecherous grocery man.

by Anonymousreply 43303/23/2019

That's a nice photo of Elizabeth Patterson r427. She lived from 1874-1966 so she must've been mid 70s during ILL.

by Anonymousreply 43403/23/2019

I'm the escargot clamp Lucy places on her nose in the Parisian sidewalk cafe.

by Anonymousreply 43503/24/2019

I'm Bea Benaderet (sp?), Lucy's first choice to play Ethel. Thank God Desi got his way, anx they cast Viv .

by Anonymousreply 43603/24/2019

We're starting to see some re-runs here, which is appropriate for an "I Love Lucy" thread.

I'm the dress Lucy wears to the country club that is so tight she can't sit down.

by Anonymousreply 43703/24/2019

I'm the monotone plainness and spacial dichotomy of the living room decor at the Conn. house. About the only things that lend some contrast are the soot stained hearth, a ho hum view from the picture window, and the ugly striped staircase carpet runner. The blah (monotone) assembly line made Early American furnishings look shrunken in proportion to the scale of the room and much of the rustic bric-a-brac is difficult to even notice.

by Anonymousreply 43803/24/2019

Right you are, R438. The 1950s were the ugliest years for "early American" US home design. Simply hideous, from the knotty pine walls and cupboards to the oversized, useless exterior shutters. Everything was overdone to the max. The Ricardos' Connecticut house was a classic example of American-style kitsch. The only thing missing was a lawn jockey in the front yard.

by Anonymousreply 43903/24/2019

I'm "I just asked, honey bunch", one of the times Fred really backed down from Ethel.

by Anonymousreply 44003/24/2019

We’re the pieces of ceiling that fell on Fred and Ethel’s head when Lucy danced “El Break-o the Lease-o” with Ricky’s band accompanying her.

by Anonymousreply 44103/24/2019

R439, My parents had an Early American living room from around the same time (house was built in 1959). It was indeed as bland and bourgeois as Lucy and Ricky's Connecticut house, but I have some fun, nostalgic memories of Scotchguarded tweed, copper brick-a- brack and braided rugs.

by Anonymousreply 44203/24/2019

I am young, budding actress Barbara Eden's spectacular ass wiggling in that tight dress at the country club shindig. No wonder Desi spent a lot of time chasing after it during time outs in the filming.

by Anonymousreply 44303/24/2019

I'm Dore Schary, I'm Dore Schary.

by Anonymousreply 44403/24/2019

I'm Ethel's threat of taking Fred and apart putting him back together.

by Anonymousreply 44503/24/2019

I'm "Who's Dory Schary". I'm "You can take my screenplay right to Dory Schary".

by Anonymousreply 44603/24/2019

Yeah, r442 I remember the popularity of EA. My grandmother had an orange tweed EA sofa with dark specks interwoven. Not that I'm on the lookout for one but I think I could make a slender 1960s wing back sofa with partial wood rail armrests on the front corners work as a stand alone EA piece with a mix of other period styles for a LR. The overstuffed stapled together loud ugly print variety from the 70s/80s were godawful tacky though.

by Anonymousreply 44703/24/2019

I'm the sarcasm with which Fred called Ethel "Honeybunch".

by Anonymousreply 44803/24/2019

I am Lucy's directive that Barbara Eden's dress be made even sexier, despite the chance that Desi wouldn't be able to resist

by Anonymousreply 44903/24/2019

I'm Lucy stupidly buying back her apartment furniture piece by piece that they should have hung onto in the first place from the new newlyweds who moved into their apartment.

by Anonymousreply 45003/24/2019

I'm the legs of the sofa, barely saved from being sawed off

by Anonymousreply 45103/24/2019

I'm Fred's dormant passion for Ethel rekindled on the S. S. Constitution.

by Anonymousreply 45203/24/2019

I’m Robert Taylor’s feet!

by Anonymousreply 45303/24/2019

I the beautiful house guest Diana played by Barbara Eden.

by Anonymousreply 45403/24/2019

Another mention of the Barbara Eden episode

I'm the rare overlooked bit showcasing Lucy's physical comic genius when she holds onto the sofa and hits the floor because her dress is too tight.

by Anonymousreply 45503/24/2019

I'm Ethel's Grace Kelly hairdo.

by Anonymousreply 45603/24/2019

We are supposed good friends the Orsattis and Van Blacks who politely decline Lucy's last minute party invitation. Wee are never mentioned again. Some friend, huh?

by Anonymousreply 45703/25/2019

I'm the hideous blouse that looks like maternity garb that Viv wore in this episode.

by Anonymousreply 45803/25/2019

I’m a bum sport.

Is it my fault I don’t feel much like jumping off the roof of my own apartment building?

by Anonymousreply 45903/25/2019

Oh God---Barbara Eden turning a walk-on into a big deal. Without her awful Bewitched knockoff, we'd have been spared her hasbeen hangining-on, and perhaps Larry Hagman, as well. The queeny Hayden Rorke would have gone on to making guest shots on Screen Gems comedies as he had for years.

by Anonymousreply 46003/25/2019

I’m Janet Waldo. I was later the voice of Judy Jetson until I got screwed out of the movie for Tiffany. But before any of that I was on this show as one of Ricky’s younger fans. Also co-starring with me was Richard Crenna.

by Anonymousreply 46103/25/2019

I'm the cigarette lighter that the Mertzes gave the Ricardos for their anniversary, after Ethel changed the price tag from $4.95 to $32.50.

by Anonymousreply 46203/25/2019

I'm the candlestick just like the one the Ricardos gave me at the same party.

by Anonymousreply 46303/25/2019

Speaking of Lucy's great physical acting, I have to mention the fantastic job she did when she was "gosping" (with her mouth taped shut) with Ethel about the scandal her friends were experiencing in their bad marriage. She brilliantly acted out that entire scenario right up until the black and blue husband was carted off in the black mariah.

Then there was Ethel, who could not figure out the answer was "mink stole" as Lucy elaborately mimed the clues. Ethel couldn't even get the answer once she got the word "stole" right. Talk about a dumb bunny!

Lucy also got them some place to spend the night in Italy by acting out the request in sign language.

by Anonymousreply 46403/25/2019

I’m Fred Mertz’s casual racism about Ricky’s “grubby Cuban paws” over breaking their new TV.

by Anonymousreply 46503/25/2019

And her mimed testimony in the "Make Room for Danny" episode of the Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour was also expert and hilarious.

I can't find that clip, but her imitation of Marjorie starts at about 1:15 in this clip....that's pretty funny, and racy, too.

by Anonymousreply 46603/25/2019

That time signature is all messed up.....courtroom scene starts at about 40:00

by Anonymousreply 46703/25/2019

I'm the mistress of ceremonies for the senior shenanigans of the Rappahanick School for Girls.

by Anonymousreply 46803/25/2019

I’m the real first name of Carolyn /Lilian Appleby.....

by Anonymousreply 46903/25/2019

I'm Mrs. Hammond, the rental agent. I only reunited the Ricardos and the Mertzes are their fight because I wanted to protect my commission.

by Anonymousreply 47003/25/2019

I’m the Country Club Dance episode but I’m really just a reworking of the Charm School episode.

by Anonymousreply 47103/25/2019

I’m the loaf of bread with too much yeast coming out of the oven and making my way to other side of the kitchen. (Pinning Lucy.)

by Anonymousreply 47203/25/2019

I shame that loaf of bread didn't just finisher her off.

by Anonymousreply 47303/25/2019

I’m the doughboy named Fred Mertz who has too much yeast in him and is coming out of his uniform.

by Anonymousreply 47403/25/2019

I'm the overflowing pot of rice Ricky and Fred made. Someone probably mentioned me before but there's a lot of me to go around!

by Anonymousreply 47503/25/2019

I'm Mother Carol. Ethel, dear, you have three choices: a Japanese geisha girl, an American Indian, or an Eskimo.

by Anonymousreply 47603/25/2019

I'm Ethel's outfit, the reason for objections to cultural appropriation

by Anonymousreply 47703/25/2019

I'm Lucille Magnani.

by Anonymousreply 47803/25/2019

Couldn't I be a tourist who's so homesick she's blue?

by Anonymousreply 47903/25/2019

I'm "My Favorite Husband." If you know some of the "ILL" scripts, you'll find me very familiar.

by Anonymousreply 48003/25/2019

We're Jess Oppenheimer and Madelyn Pugh writing the "Equal Rights" script and laughing our fucking asses off at the prospect of Viv going ballistic when she opens the script and see that Ethel has to kiss Fred on the lips.

by Anonymousreply 48103/26/2019

I'm the tall stack of break-away plates that Lucy drops in the restaurant where she and Ethel were ditched by Ricky and Fred.

by Anonymousreply 48203/26/2019

I'm Xavier the maître d' jerking off to gay porn in my office as I wait for those two middle-aged broads to finish washing dishes.

by Anonymousreply 48303/26/2019

I'm "We're all odd, aren't we?" the most direct or indirect reference reference to being gay on the show.

by Anonymousreply 48403/26/2019

I’m the sinking feeling this show would never be seen again if the characters were black.

by Anonymousreply 48503/26/2019

R481 I’m the last laugh Viv gets cause if you look real close I don’t actually kiss ol fuck face Frawley on the lips at all.

by Anonymousreply 48603/26/2019

I'm the fact the Lucy and Ethel obviously chose not to shave their legs or hairy pits when they decided to live back in the gay 90s.

by Anonymousreply 48703/26/2019

I'm Albert.

by Anonymousreply 48803/26/2019

I'm Edna, Albert's wife and I don't eaten much either.

by Anonymousreply 48903/26/2019

I'm Mrs. Benson. Mention the empty room in my apartment now that my daughter is married and I break down in tears.

by Anonymousreply 49003/26/2019

I'm Norma Varden, so many memorable but uncredited roles in so many movies

by Anonymousreply 49103/26/2019

I'm Al Hergascheimer.

by Anonymousreply 49203/26/2019

Fuck off, R42.

by Anonymousreply 49303/26/2019

I'm the shells!

by Anonymousreply 49403/27/2019

We're twins. And we're both evil.

by Anonymousreply 49503/27/2019

I'm Helen Erickson Sears Kaiser. Age: 29.

by Anonymousreply 49603/27/2019

I'm Ava Gardner's black lace lingerie.

by Anonymousreply 49703/27/2019

In the episode where Ricky says he's going to Europe and Lucy can't go, I'm jealous, instigating Ethel, getting Lucy all riled up with imagining Ricky going all over Europe without her.

by Anonymousreply 49803/28/2019

I'm the Ricardos' and Mertz's chickens that laid the fresh eggs that Betty Ramsey used to bake the cake that Kay Bailey raved about Ramseys' dinner party.

by Anonymousreply 49903/28/2019

I'm Fred's mysterious birthday present to Ethel a year earlier. I'm too long to be a stole, but too short to be a volleyball net.

by Anonymousreply 50003/28/2019

I'm the rug Lucy didn't realize she cut when she was making her dress.

by Anonymousreply 50103/28/2019

I'm half a Lucky Buck

by Anonymousreply 50203/28/2019

I’m a trumpet mute at the Tropicana. I was all the rage in the 1940s and early 1950s but disappeared from popular music altogether in subsequent decades.

by Anonymousreply 50303/29/2019

That's "bonus buck," r502. Turn in your gay card asap.

by Anonymousreply 50403/29/2019

I'm the two large jugs of henna rinse Lucy attempts to save when she thinks the apartment is on fire.

by Anonymousreply 50503/29/2019

I'm Ricky's band in drag and clearly not happy about it.

by Anonymousreply 50603/29/2019

I'm Goldblatt's Delicatessen.

by Anonymousreply 50703/29/2019

I'm Fred's stack of muscle men skin magazines that he beats off to in the basement.

by Anonymousreply 50803/29/2019

I’m Helen Kaiser. I was Lucy’s baby-sitter but I’ve been telling my husband I’m 29 when I’m really 57. Sorry, Droopy Drawers, but I can’t vouch for you on your passport.

by Anonymousreply 50903/29/2019

I am Sidney Kaiser and I need glasses.

by Anonymousreply 51003/29/2019

We're the 16 plugs for "Blood Alley."

by Anonymousreply 51103/29/2019

I'm Linda Lunch in apartment A6. Albert has no problem eating me.

by Anonymousreply 51203/29/2019

I'm Lucy's maid. I like peanut butter and rifling through Mr Ricardo's "sock" drawer.

by Anonymousreply 51303/29/2019

I'm Ethel's pussy, drenched and quivering at the anticipation of Billy Hackett and Deke Arledge DP-ing me.

by Anonymousreply 51403/29/2019

We’re Billy Hackett and Deke Arledge. We’re a couple now, and there’s no way we want to get close to Ethel Mae’s pussy.

by Anonymousreply 51503/29/2019

I’m Cesar Romero, thrilled to be guesting on the first of the new hour-long episodes, and even more thrilled that Desi is letting me blow him later tonight.

by Anonymousreply 51603/29/2019

I’m the meatballs and spaghetti and pitsa! that Ricky and Fred order in the Equal Rights episode.

by Anonymousreply 51703/30/2019

I’m Barbara Pepper, Lucy’s old Goldwyn Girl pal. I’m fat and frowzy now and Lucy usually throws me a couple of lines here and there throughout the season. She never made me a member of the Wednesday Afternoon Fine Arts League, though, dammit.

by Anonymousreply 51803/30/2019

I’m the toaster Lucy aimed at an angle so Ricky could catch the toast in his hand.

by Anonymousreply 51903/30/2019

I'm that nosy Mrs. DeVries from the building across the alley who informed Ricky that Lucy was sitting out on the ledge of their apartment.

by Anonymousreply 52003/30/2019

I'm Lucy with Ethel on the roof busted damaging property.

by Anonymousreply 52103/30/2019

I'm Betty Ramsey and I'm not really from Albuquerque

But I want to get to know this gorgeous Ethel Mertz woman better...if you know what I mean

And I think you do (picture us scissoring, naked in my beautifully decorated bedroom)

by Anonymousreply 52203/30/2019

Bravo to those of you who are coming up with yet unmentioned things after almost 1200 posts. You ROCK!!

I ran out in thread 1.

by Anonymousreply 52303/30/2019

I'm a young dark haired Aaron Spelling playing the yokel offering directions at the beginning of the Tennessee Bound episode .

by Anonymousreply 52403/30/2019

I'm the drunk customer, contemplating if he should order a one cent hamburger in the diner.

by Anonymousreply 52503/30/2019

R524 Good one.

I'm the scarf Fred ties around his head while cleaning the apartment to keep the dust out of his hair.

by Anonymousreply 52603/30/2019

I'm the flat heeled shoes Lucy wore in every episode because it was easier to do stunts in.

by Anonymousreply 52703/30/2019

I'm hot, handsome daddy Bill Hall. It's even a mystery to me why I married that frumpy, homely Louanne.

by Anonymousreply 52803/30/2019

I'm Ricky hiding behind the kitchen backdoor. I'm going to scare Lucy when she sneaks in to get something from the refrigerator.

by Anonymousreply 52903/30/2019

I'm the rubbery piece of cheese that won't stay folded in the cheese sandwich.

by Anonymousreply 53003/30/2019

I'm the second door in the Mertz's apartment that was inexplicably moved from stage right to stage left in order to accommodate the gag of Lucy having to go through the Mertz's apartment to get back to her kitchen. I appear only once and will never been seen or mentioned again.

by Anonymousreply 53103/30/2019

^in the new furniture episode

by Anonymousreply 53203/30/2019

I'm Ricardo Alberto Fernando Ricardo y Acha. Thank you, but I'm not sneezing.

by Anonymousreply 53303/30/2019

I'm the fringe on Lucy's collar that was placed there by Eloise so it would become wildly exaggerated when she got dumped in the starch bath.

by Anonymousreply 53403/31/2019

I'm the nasty, little ol' money that Lucy gets back.

by Anonymousreply 53503/31/2019

[quote]many of the stars on Lucy are best known for just that, being on ILL like William Holden.

Right, because otherwise, William Holden would be totally forgotten today, having only starred in crappy B-movies like "Sunset Boulevard" and "Network."

by Anonymousreply 53603/31/2019

R536, I'm certain more people remember him getting pied by Lucy than seeing him face down in a swimming pool. Lucy says in another episode that one of her friends saw "Sabrina" multiple times and Holden himself plugs "The Country Girl" but none of those are as well known as the Lucy episode.

by Anonymousreply 53703/31/2019

R537 needs to get out more.

by Anonymousreply 53803/31/2019

R538, you ARE on a Lucy thread, sweetheart. We all need to get out more.

by Anonymousreply 53903/31/2019

I'm city pallor.

by Anonymousreply 54003/31/2019

I'm oil to lubricate your scalp and vinegar to marinate your scalp.

by Anonymousreply 54103/31/2019

I'm ham. Next to sugar, I'm Cuba's biggest export.

by Anonymousreply 54203/31/2019

I'm the Golbloots.

by Anonymousreply 54303/31/2019

I'm the Mertz's unjustified anger at Lucy, after Fred turns on the fan that causes all those fucking feathers to fly all over the place.

by Anonymousreply 54403/31/2019

I'm Lucy's ownrehearse espontaneous testimony.

by Anonymousreply 54503/31/2019

I'm Tulsa. Lucy spent two weeks in me.

by Anonymousreply 54603/31/2019

I'm Lucy's maiden name, Alfred Drake.

by Anonymousreply 54703/31/2019

I'm the Ricardo's 50 dollar a month rent and I'm two months behind. I secretly seeth when 2,000 dollars worth of furniture is crammed in me.

by Anonymousreply 54803/31/2019

I'm sirloin, tenderloin, T-bone, rump

pot roast, chuck roast, oxtail, stump.

by Anonymousreply 54903/31/2019

I'm Lucy's dumb, boring retarded mother. They should've tried to get Spring Byington for this occasional role.

by Anonymousreply 55003/31/2019

I'm the penny that Ethel holds while Fred pinches it.

by Anonymousreply 55104/01/2019

I'm the Byram River Beagle Club.

by Anonymousreply 55204/01/2019

I'm asparagus tips. Fresh, tender asparagus tips.

by Anonymousreply 55304/01/2019

I'm Lucy becoming head of the PTA and spearheading charity drives two episodes after moving to Westport.

by Anonymousreply 55404/01/2019

I'm the trick dribble glass with tomato juice.

by Anonymousreply 55504/01/2019

I'm the wonderful Verna Felton as Mrs. Porter, the new maid, responding to Lucy's arch question as to which Mrs. Mertz was on the phone, requesting to speak to her:

"The one you owe 2 months rent to...."

by Anonymousreply 55604/01/2019

I'm the one piece of chocolate that gets away from the girls. No one notices me because I go by so fast. And, the audience is too busy laughing.

So, here I am. And, in colour too.

by Anonymousreply 55704/01/2019

I'm the one unlucky baby chick that accidentally gets crushed underneath the box after Lucy releases them in the den.

by Anonymousreply 55804/01/2019

I’m a wicked city woman..

by Anonymousreply 55904/01/2019

I'm the black dress Lucy recycled from being the Wicked City Woman to the Charm School graduate.

by Anonymousreply 56004/01/2019

I'm Eve Whitney, part-time lesbian. If you gentlemen will excuse me, I'll join the girls.

by Anonymousreply 56104/01/2019

I'm the seemingly endless closet of costumes the Ricardos and the Mertzes must have had. Space suits with bubble helmets? His and hers Spanish costumes? Black tux with shiny top hat and monocle? 18th century French outfit with walking stick? Carmen Miranda get-up with fruit hat? It's all in there. Even an adult size Buster Brown suit.

by Anonymousreply 56204/01/2019

I’m the hitch in Lucy’s get along.

by Anonymousreply 56304/01/2019

I'm the Italian wig on Ethel that Fred says looks like "life with Luigi."

by Anonymousreply 56404/01/2019

I'm Caperucita Roja.

by Anonymousreply 56504/01/2019

I'm the cold feet Ethel's getting while on a routine souvenir hunt

by Anonymousreply 56604/01/2019

I’m Caperucita Roja’s grandmama’s big ojos.

by Anonymousreply 56704/01/2019

I'm DL fave Susan Johnson, heard off-screen in THE MOST HAPPY FELLA 'Big D' snippet

by Anonymousreply 56804/01/2019

We're the cunt with resting bitch face and her whipped husband who missed the first act of The Most Happy Fella because of a speeding ticket. We thought that judge would never let us go.

by Anonymousreply 56904/01/2019

I am the lovely ballet routine Bobby The Bellboy from the Beverly Palms does when he brings in the dry cleaning.

by Anonymousreply 57004/02/2019

I'm Tillie Merriweather.

by Anonymousreply 57104/02/2019

I'm Mrs. Merriweather. "Shut up, you worm".

by Anonymousreply 57204/02/2019

I'm the defeathered duck Lucy shot down mid-flight.

by Anonymousreply 57304/02/2019

I'm Grace Foster, and I shake like I have Parkinson's for some strange reason. And no, I'm not fucking Ricky, nor am I running away with the milk man.

by Anonymousreply 57404/02/2019

"But imagine that driver smiling and looking like more of a friendly Dave Chappell type probably featuring a fake college white guy voice."

That guy never in his life looked like "a friendly Davel Chappell type." He's hideous; it makes the flesh crawl to look at him. And that's just it; I don't think she DID look at him. She just hopped in the car, probably still glued to her phone. Did no checking of any kind to see if it was her Uber ride, just jumped in the car that pulled up towards her. Slimeballs will do that in hopes they'll get lucky, pull their car up to some girl walking alone and say "need a ride?" Only a prostitute or someone hopelessly naive or not very bright would take them up on their offer.

by Anonymousreply 57504/02/2019

I'm Grace Foster's lack of anger at Lucy and Ethel getting paint all over her couch and floor.

by Anonymousreply 57604/02/2019

Wow -- is R575 ever lost!

by Anonymousreply 57704/02/2019

Oops. How did I end up in the Lucy thread? Sorry about that!

by Anonymousreply 57804/02/2019

I'm the mickey that Ricky slipped Lucy.

by Anonymousreply 57904/02/2019

I'm the bus driver who made Mrs. McGuillicuddy promise never to ride a NYC bus again, in exchange for him leaving his route and dropping her off directly in front of the Ricardos' building. I wonder if she wound up keeping her promise.

by Anonymousreply 58004/02/2019

I'm William "Bill" Parker. I'm prepping my prod for a Pitt prem.

by Anonymousreply 58104/02/2019

I'm Ernie Ford And His Four Hot Chicken Pickers, as featured on MIllikan's Chicken-Mash Hour.

by Anonymousreply 58204/02/2019

I'm "the Calla Lilies that are in bloom again"...uhm, I mean "Mama Mia, them Calla Lilies, they've got to bloom again!"

by Anonymousreply 58304/02/2019

I'm the chopsticks from Don the Beachcomber.....

by Anonymousreply 58404/03/2019

I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood AllI'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley."ey." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood AllI'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley."ey." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood AllI'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley."ey." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood AllI'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley."ey." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood AllI'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley."ey." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood AllI'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley."ey." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood AllI'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley."ey." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood AllI'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley."ey." I'm "Blood Alley." I'm "Blood Alley."

by Anonymousreply 58504/03/2019

I'm "homemade bread and fresh-churned butter!"

by Anonymousreply 58604/03/2019

I'm the jam Grace Munson made from the grapes in her own arbor.

by Anonymousreply 58704/03/2019

I'm Carlotta Romero. Even though I'm a fat cow, I want Ricky to fuck me.

by Anonymousreply 58804/03/2019

I'm Lita Baron, who played all grown-up Renita Perez.

I performed with Xavier Cugat, was married to Rory Calhoun, had a long career and lived to be 92, and but don't you think that fucking 5 minute cameo was at the top of my obituary in 2015.

by Anonymousreply 58904/03/2019

I'm Ethel's line in the "First Stop" episode that "Oh I forgot my toothpaste", so that the audience knows that that is toothpaste over her face, and not cum, when she emerges from the bathroom after the cabin rocks back and forth from the train

by Anonymousreply 59004/03/2019

I'm Lucy who stopped the train. But not by dragging her foot.

by Anonymousreply 59104/03/2019

I'm the sign maker who got rich off Aunt Sally.

by Anonymousreply 59204/03/2019

I'm the continuity error in the "First Stop" episode. Lucy is clearly wearing pants in the car. When her stand-in gets out of the car to check if Aunt Sally's is open during whatever location shooting they did, she is wearing a skirt.

by Anonymousreply 59304/03/2019

I'm Mrs. Glazingham's play entitled "Pearl One, Drop Two, or Much Ado about Knitting."

by Anonymousreply 59404/03/2019

I'm the lynx stole that Fred says they will use as a bathmat, to taunt Lucy hiding on the outside ledge.

by Anonymousreply 59504/05/2019

I'm Part Three!

by Anonymousreply 59604/05/2019

Yea, I'm the winner in the marry Ethel Mae Potter contest.

by Anonymousreply 59704/05/2019

I'm the singing that sounds lousy now that I'm down here.

by Anonymousreply 59804/05/2019

I'm the frying pan that doubles as a bullet proof vest.

by Anonymousreply 59904/05/2019

I'm the train that the studio will send to pick up a big star like Ethel Mae.....and take us to Part Three.

by Anonymousreply 60004/05/2019
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