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Let's Be An Episode of I Love Lucy: Part Two

Prior link below. Happy Birthday Desi!

by Anonymousreply 4138 hours ago

I am the dark, dreary Mertz apartment. No bedrooms or bathrooms and a doorway leading to an imaginary kitchen. Fred's clothes are kept in my living room closet. Some of my furniture is from thevRicardo apartment.

by Anonymousreply 103/02/2019

I'm Ethel's piano playing ability.

I come and go based solely on that week's plot.

by Anonymousreply 203/02/2019

I'm the bunk bed that Ricky falls out of in the dreary cabin they stay in on the way to California.

by Anonymousreply 303/02/2019

I am everybody in the neighborhood who wants to audition for the MGM talent scout.

by Anonymousreply 403/02/2019

[quote]I'm Ethel's piano playing ability. I come and go based solely on that week's plot.

Unlike us, who always sucked at the piano and never got any better.

by Anonymousreply 503/02/2019

I'm Fred the dog and the dog that only made one appearance when Lucy was on a diet.

by Anonymousreply 603/02/2019

R6 Butch, the Mertz dog

by Anonymousreply 703/02/2019

I’m Desi Arnaz’s conflict with Frank Sinatra over [italic]The Untouchables[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 803/02/2019

I am Cornel Wilds hot hairy ass and his clean as a whistle hole that Bobby, Lucy, and Ethel all wanted to lick.

by Anonymousreply 903/02/2019

I am Mary Wickes.

by Anonymousreply 1003/02/2019

I'm Nancy the harp player, the only female in the band, and sick of fighting off a bunch of nasty men.

by Anonymousreply 1103/02/2019

I'm Karl Freund, the great cinematographer who shot "Metropolis," "Dracula" and "I Love Lucy," for which I developed the three-camera technique still in use today.

by Anonymousreply 1203/02/2019

I thought Desi was the one who came up with the 3 camera technique.

by Anonymousreply 1303/02/2019

I am the characters ages. Lucy was 33. Ricky was 35. And I'm assuming that Ethel was 43 and Fred was 55. Mrs. Trumbull was 65.

by Anonymousreply 1403/02/2019

[quote]I thought Desi was the one who came up with the 3 camera technique.

Let's just say that Desi was smart enough to hire Karl Freund as the show's cinematographer.

by Anonymousreply 1503/02/2019

I am the dowdy, cheap-looking house dresses Ethel wore in the first few seasons, before Vivian Vance demanded that she be given a more flattering wardrobe.

by Anonymousreply 1603/02/2019

I am the breakfast that Ricky never had time to eat

by Anonymousreply 1703/02/2019

I am the hilarious topic of domestic violence.

by Anonymousreply 1803/02/2019

I'm the Italian cow that wanted to kick the shit out of Lucy because of her aggressive milking technique.

by Anonymousreply 1903/02/2019

I am not ILL! I am I LOVE LUCY!!!

by Anonymousreply 2003/02/2019

I am Ethel's split personality walking around like a high society girl.

by Anonymousreply 2103/02/2019

We are the "gay 90s" songs that for some reason were popular with the 50s, Latin-loving crowd at the Tropicana.

by Anonymousreply 2203/02/2019

Iirc, Vivian broke up Phil Ober's marriage. It was something of a scandal in the society pages.

by Anonymousreply 2303/02/2019

I am all the things that didn't make sense.

by Anonymousreply 2403/02/2019

I'm the side of beef. No, make that TWO sides of beef.

by Anonymousreply 2503/02/2019

I am William Frawley sneaking off to have a tryst with another man.

by Anonymousreply 2603/02/2019

I am the special Christmas episode which was not in reruns and not see again until many years later.

by Anonymousreply 2703/02/2019

I am Lucy having a nervous breakdown and climbing out on the window ledge, thinking that she is Superman.

by Anonymousreply 2803/02/2019

……..until the real Superman shows up and saves her.

by Anonymousreply 2903/02/2019

Waiting for Ethel and her little pair of scissors to save the day.

by Anonymousreply 3003/02/2019

I'm Ethel in r18. When I hear what I think is Ricky beating Lucy, I stop Fred from intervening and tell him, "We can't interrupt them at a time like this!"

by Anonymousreply 3103/02/2019

My name is Sally Sweet. I'm the Queen of Delancey Street. When I start to dance, everything goes chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom!

by Anonymousreply 3203/02/2019

Wasn't the Sally Sweet number from the act Lucy and Desi did before ILL was on the air, or maybe it was the Slowly I Turn act?

by Anonymousreply 3303/02/2019

I'm Lucy's mother’s friend’s roommate’s cousin’s middle boy.

by Anonymousreply 3403/02/2019

I'm also the Karl Freund who knew how to shoot Lucy to look 15 years younger than she actually was.

by Anonymousreply 3503/02/2019

I'm the only radio episode ever produced, a version of "Breaking the Lease," with added narration from Desi. It was a pilot for a proposed companion radio series of "ILL," which never came to fruition because CBS executives were afraid it would diminish the audience for the TV series.

by Anonymousreply 3603/02/2019

I'm the anxiety that Lucy experienced during the Vitavitavegamin shoot - she later said that she was afraid that she wouldn't be able to get through the fast repetitive lines over and over again.

by Anonymousreply 3703/02/2019

I'm the mink coat hanging over the sofa right behind Ethel.

by Anonymousreply 3803/02/2019

I'm the type of scene that couldn't be done in our modern times anymore.

by Anonymousreply 3903/02/2019

I'm the talk Ricky gives little Ricky to help him get over his stage fright. It's one of the most beautiful scenes of the series.

by Anonymousreply 4003/02/2019

I'm the Karl Freund who suggested a shuttered opening between the living room and kitchen to open up filming possibilities.

by Anonymousreply 4103/02/2019

I'm revolting.

by Anonymousreply 4203/03/2019

R42 No more than usual.

by Anonymousreply 4303/03/2019

I am prestegious Havana U, Ricky’s alma mater.

by Anonymousreply 4403/03/2019

I'm pre-Castro Cuba

by Anonymousreply 4503/03/2019

I'm Ethel, who was clearly more attracted to Ricky than Fred.

by Anonymousreply 4603/03/2019

I'm the rumors that Vivian and Lucy were lovers, and that they behaved like "a couple of dykes in heat."

by Anonymousreply 4703/03/2019

We’re the Tropicana audience secretly hoping Lucy actually will try to crash Ricky’s show. Of course, we’d never admit it upfront to his face.

by Anonymousreply 4803/03/2019

[quote]You are so welcome OP, I wasn't sure if you were up, and I was worried about the thread closing. I hope I didn't step on your toes!

Watch out, or you'll step on the Brains's toes, Fingers!

by Anonymousreply 4903/03/2019

I’m Clyde Beatty Circus

by Anonymousreply 5003/03/2019

I’m Treatment, Ricky, Treatment!

by Anonymousreply 5103/03/2019

I’m Ay ay ay ay ayyyyy!

by Anonymousreply 5203/03/2019

We’re the map and the torch.

by Anonymousreply 5303/03/2019

I’m Bom BopBop Bom Bom BOM!!!

by Anonymousreply 5403/03/2019

I’m an ol’ cowhand

by Anonymousreply 5503/03/2019

That is one of my favorite episodes r55!

by Anonymousreply 5603/03/2019

Smile when you say that, R56

by Anonymousreply 5703/03/2019
by Anonymousreply 5803/03/2019

I'm Peggy and I keep jiggling.

by Anonymousreply 5903/03/2019

I’m Frank Zabaglione’s little girl.

by Anonymousreply 6003/03/2019

We’re just a few big flaming romances that Lucy had.

Let's see...



Jess and Jerry

Bob and Bennett and George and Phil

Martin and Danny

Argyle and Bud

and Wilbur and Noble and Carl

Frank and Henry- that was in high school...

Uh, then in junior college, there was Johnny and Kenny

by Anonymousreply 6103/03/2019

I'm the Gold Dust Twins who I thought was the Coal Dust Twins.

by Anonymousreply 6203/03/2019

I say I’m $32.50, but I’m really $4.95.

by Anonymousreply 6303/03/2019

I'm Jamestown New York which gets shoutouts as Lucy's hometown. (It's actually Celeron NY just outside of Jamestown. A huge sign points the direction just off of the main highway. I grew up in nearby Ripley long before the real Lucy cult took off. A classmate's grandfather went to high school with Lucy there.

by Anonymousreply 6403/03/2019

I'm hot daddy Claude Akins' hairy, muscular chest, which confirmed for many confused gaylings in 1956 that they were indeed gay.

by Anonymousreply 6503/03/2019

I'm Desi's Cuban heels that made him as tall as Lucy.

by Anonymousreply 6603/03/2019

I'm Raggedy Ricky which will get Lucy Ricardo a contract at MGM - which she turns down....

by Anonymousreply 6703/03/2019

I'm John Wayne's masseur and I'm pissed that I don't get to give him his daily blow job today.

by Anonymousreply 6803/03/2019

I got wind of it, R55 and R56.

by Anonymousreply 6903/03/2019

I’m the vaguely toxic aroma of burnt putty after Lucy’s fake nose catches fire.

by Anonymousreply 7003/03/2019

I'm the teenage girl tying up the pay phone on the Westport train station platform on a windy, bitterly cold night, as I talk with my friend about Elvis whatshisname.

by Anonymousreply 7103/03/2019

I'm Lucy telling the story about that flaming nose routine and what actually happened. They did not expect the fake stuff to heat up so intensely and Lucy ad libbed the dunking of the nose into the cup of coffee to help cut down on the heat burning her real nose.

Adding to the members of the band who enjoy watching Lucy carrying on is the piano player at the audition after Lucy told everyone the truth during the day. He doesn't even pretend to be an actor in a scene, he just sits back and laughs like hell as she goes through the interactions with the Italian magician. Lucy does not disappoint in that whole set-up, she is as physically funny as can be. Genius. The way she swans around thinking she is following his directions is a killer.

by Anonymousreply 7203/03/2019

I’m the forgotten, uncredited animator who created the now-iconic heart-on-satin opening logo for syndication, replacing the Lucy and Ricky stick figures of the original that the FCC has made effectively illegal to air on TV without removing the cigarette references.

by Anonymousreply 7303/03/2019

I'm the guy in the booth that triggers the knives in the episode where Lucy helps out the Italian knife thrower. *Next time this is on pay attention to the guy who was playing the piano for the chicken singer lady - he's having the best time laughing at Lucy's antics.

by Anonymousreply 7403/03/2019

I’m Unk.

Ethel calling her Uncle Oscar this over the telephone will be the first and last time you’ll ever hear anybody using me as a nickname.

by Anonymousreply 7503/03/2019

I'm Ricky's dramatic acting while the gang rehearses what they'll do once Lucy goes into labor.

by Anonymousreply 7603/03/2019

I’m Lucy’s “Traysure” Trove.

by Anonymousreply 7703/03/2019

I’m Wondiful

by Anonymousreply 7803/03/2019

I’m fat ass dark fantasy future Little Ricky’s propeller hat.

by Anonymousreply 7903/03/2019

I'm Caperucita Roja, the story/acts out that Ricky tells to Lil Ricky.

by Anonymousreply 8003/03/2019

^^ the story that Ricky tells/acts out to Lil Ricky.

by Anonymousreply 8103/03/2019

I'm the mannequin head that Lucy dances with while Ricky is "dipsy fishing".

by Anonymousreply 8203/03/2019

I'm the giant hedge that Lucy gets stuck in during the fox hunt at Sir Clive's estate.

by Anonymousreply 8303/03/2019

I'm the food from Phipps Department Store.

by Anonymousreply 8403/03/2019

I'm the brilliant set design of the subway car in the loving cup episode, showing people all over the world what the NYC MTA looked like in 1953.

by Anonymousreply 8503/03/2019

I'm Ethel's feet, that are bigger than Joan Crawford's and Gary Cooper's footprints at Graumman's Chinese Theater.

by Anonymousreply 8603/03/2019

I’m Ethel’s unmentionable brassiere to which she intends to pin her “priceless” opal brooch.

by Anonymousreply 8703/03/2019

We’re the gold bracelets around her upper arm.

We don’t associate with those slutty hoop earrings.

by Anonymousreply 8803/03/2019

I bet Lucy was pissed about that episode, r88. Viv looked better than her.

by Anonymousreply 8903/03/2019

R74 and I am the chicken singing lady, They told me not to call them and that they would call me.

by Anonymousreply 9003/03/2019

That’s a sure bet, R89!

She also got the larger/longer laugh.


by Anonymousreply 9103/03/2019

I’m fickle?!

by Anonymousreply 9203/03/2019

I'm "My bean, luckitta."

by Anonymousreply 9303/03/2019

I’m just a bit of flotsam in the sea.

by Anonymousreply 9403/03/2019

I’m when you want someone to do something but you don't want them to know that you want them to do that particular something so you make up something else, then they think they're just doing that something else but in reality they're doing the something that you want them to do but don't want them to know that you want them to do.

by Anonymousreply 9503/03/2019

I’m a feesakeyatryst

by Anonymousreply 9603/03/2019

I’m not gasoline, I’m lemonade.

by Anonymousreply 9703/03/2019

I bet any gay crew back then had a fit over super butch Claude and super big John Wayne. John looks like he was hung like a horse. Loved his great big hunky ass.

by Anonymousreply 9803/03/2019

I am macho grasa, big fat pig uncle Alberto.

by Anonymousreply 9903/03/2019

[quote] I’m Wondiful

I don't get this reference.

by Anonymousreply 10003/03/2019

I am I won swish apaments!

by Anonymousreply 10103/03/2019

I am the greediest the penny Penchingest and Lucy’s dearest friend in the whole wide world!

by Anonymousreply 10203/03/2019

R100, thats's the way Lucy pronounced wonderful a couple times.

by Anonymousreply 10303/03/2019

I'm the movie offers Ricky, apparently, never received again but still allowed him to hobnob with top celebrities.

by Anonymousreply 10403/03/2019

I'm this couch that Lucy won in a contest. I didn't stick around for long, maybe 20 episodes. She called me ratty. I'll admit one cushion end often stuck up lopsided which looked sloppy.

by Anonymousreply 10503/03/2019

I'm the Handy Dandy washing machine that Fred buys Ethel. I am totally forgotten episodes later when Fred buys Ethel the Ricardos' washing machine to replace the really old one that Ethel quips was probably the first one ever made.

by Anonymousreply 10603/03/2019

I am the load Mrs Trumbull got of us.

by Anonymousreply 10703/03/2019

I'm Ethel Mae's room which must be a nice dusty mess by now.

by Anonymousreply 10803/03/2019

I am the badly spliced together photo of Fred and Ethel’s wedding day.

by Anonymousreply 10903/03/2019

I’m a bum sport

by Anonymousreply 11003/03/2019

I’m not Lucy’s brand.

by Anonymousreply 11103/03/2019

I’m the cousin that ate Lucy’s geranium plant.

by Anonymousreply 11203/03/2019

I’m the incredibly race-sensitive tune Lucy hummed when trying to mime “Rice” for her mother in law.

by Anonymousreply 11303/03/2019

I’m jiminy, the way Lucy pronounces Gemini.

by Anonymousreply 11403/03/2019

r105, that almost looks like Lucy's Don Loper suit, but she wasn't allowed to keep that.

by Anonymousreply 11503/03/2019

I thought she got it for F R E E E ! Free

by Anonymousreply 11603/03/2019

She got to keep her original choice, the plain black dress; but your comment put Loper's voice back in my head. He was a hoot.

by Anonymousreply 11703/03/2019

I the season they aged Little Ricky and all the plots became about him.

by Anonymousreply 11803/03/2019

I'm the really short episode that only starred Vivian Vance

by Anonymousreply 11903/03/2019

I'm pretend casual Ethel.

"La la-la la-la...oh hi Lucy!

by Anonymousreply 12003/03/2019

I'm Lucy's problematic disdain for Ricky's [italic]ingles.[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 12103/03/2019

I'm the noises Ethel makes when she eats: "slurp, chomp, smerch, splut, umm..."

by Anonymousreply 12203/03/2019

I’m Jean Valjean Raymond

by Anonymousreply 12303/03/2019

I'm the medallion Ricky wears around his neck, I'm seen when Ricky takes that cold shower after Fred shuts off the hot water, and other times he removes his shirt...

by Anonymousreply 12403/03/2019

I'm Grace Foster. Many of the men and a few of the women who reside at 63 E. 68th Street are not unfamiliar with my snatch.

by Anonymousreply 12503/03/2019

I'm Ricky's bathrobe, usually exposing his St Christopher medal

by Anonymousreply 12603/03/2019

I'm Gloria Blondell, who played Grace Foster. I was the younger sister of Joan Blondell and am best remembered as Honeybee Gillis on "The Life of Riley." I was also the voice of Daisy Duck.

by Anonymousreply 12703/03/2019

I'm Ethel Mertz's passport photo, guaranteed to make anyone laugh.

by Anonymousreply 12803/03/2019

I'm Barney, Fred's old vaudeville partner, who comes to visit, full of lies. His lies are how Lucy ends up in a maids uniform. *I always hit mute when Fred and Barney sing those horrible songs.

by Anonymousreply 12903/03/2019

I'm Mrs. Trumbull's castinets.

by Anonymousreply 13003/03/2019

I’m that one skillet out there that hasn’t been cold for a week!

by Anonymousreply 13103/03/2019

I’m Count Lorenzo.

by Anonymousreply 13203/03/2019

I’m a box of Cracker Jack.

My, but we had prizes then...

Hostess Pants

Wedding rings, even!

by Anonymousreply 13303/03/2019

I’m Buddy Rogers and I’ll be dipped if ever paraded around like that clown, Ricardo.

by Anonymousreply 13403/03/2019

I’m an oculist.

Have you been to me lately?

by Anonymousreply 13503/03/2019

I’m TAURO??!!

by Anonymousreply 13603/03/2019

I’m Ross.

by Anonymousreply 13703/03/2019

I said this in the previous I Love Lucy thread: DL Queens LOVE I LOVE LUCY!

by Anonymousreply 13803/03/2019

I'm Marco the piano player. Even though no one discusses it, I think I'm black.

by Anonymousreply 13903/03/2019

I'm the ever present gloominess of the apartment building's battleship grey colored back door porches and stairways. You can tell hardly any sun casts a ray in the recesses of the enclosure but it probably holds down the heat a bit on a hot summer day.

by Anonymousreply 14003/03/2019

I am high society Ethel, so Fredrich darling if you are looking for me this afternoon I shant be home I’ll be at the penthouse at the waldorf!

by Anonymousreply 14103/04/2019

I am the mustached hairdresser that snitched on Lucy, I had a “wife” supposedly.

by Anonymousreply 14203/04/2019

I’m the hair treatment , that is essentially a Caesar salad recipe minus the anchovies , and the quilted heat cap that will ensure that Ricky will retain his luscious, black-shoe polish-dyed hair forever.

by Anonymousreply 14303/04/2019

I'm Fred's Little Lord Fauntleroy outfit that he wears for "Lucy Hires an English Tutor."

by Anonymousreply 14403/04/2019

R144, Oops, Fred was wearing a Buster Brown suit NOT a Little Lord Fauntleroy outfit. Sorry, I guess I was too busy tippy tippy toeing through my garden to notice.

by Anonymousreply 14503/04/2019

I’m a baby carriage full of beef.

by Anonymousreply 14603/04/2019

I’m half ‘a Bonus Buck.

by Anonymousreply 14703/04/2019

I’m 23 Baloney

by Anonymousreply 14803/04/2019

I’m the regifted candlestick

by Anonymousreply 14903/04/2019

I’m the curlers in Ethel’s hair just as she’s about to meet John Wayn—

by Anonymousreply 15003/04/2019

I’m Fred’s magical noise-reducing earmuffs.

by Anonymousreply 15103/04/2019

I’m that lump in your throat when Lucy finally gets to talk to Little Ricky on his birthday.

by Anonymousreply 15203/04/2019

I’m that intrusive hotel lifeguard that had to privately audition for Lucille.

And then, again, for Desi.

by Anonymousreply 15303/04/2019

I’m Hedda Hopper’s Hat

by Anonymousreply 15403/04/2019

I'm Aunt Yvette.

by Anonymousreply 15503/04/2019

Hiya! We’re the smoke stack and the poop deck!

by Anonymousreply 15603/04/2019

I’m Dorothea Wolbert, using my own name to play the head of the Ladies Overseas Aid.

by Anonymousreply 15703/04/2019

I'm Papermoon Loves Lucy, a great tumblr for all things LUCY!

by Anonymousreply 15803/04/2019

I am mad about good books, can't get my fill…

by Anonymousreply 15903/04/2019

I'm the future Jane Hathaway, utilizing my impressive comic talents with a cockney accent to play a London hotel maid.

by Anonymousreply 16003/04/2019

I'm the lovelorn look that Phyllis Kennedy gives the obviously gay Richard Deacon in "The Celebrity Next Door" when he carries the laundry basket for her. I'm thrilled that Lucy remembered me from our previous film, "Stage Door", where people mistook me for either Mary Wickes or Mary Treen.

by Anonymousreply 16103/04/2019

I’m a Mickey from Ricky with r161’s name on it.

by Anonymousreply 16203/04/2019

I'm the two big bottles of henna rinse that are the first thing Lucy saves when she's all bandaged up and thinks that the apartment is on fire.

I'm Lucy's ego, which is so out of control that she wants Ricky to get a blue convertible because "it will look great with my hair".

by Anonymousreply 16303/04/2019

I'm "Greta Garbo", the line Lucy does twice in the Van Johnson episode, both different interpretations and both very charming.

by Anonymousreply 16403/04/2019

I’m waiter, dear.

by Anonymousreply 16503/04/2019

I’m flapcakes!

by Anonymousreply 16603/04/2019

I’m hotjacks!

by Anonymousreply 16703/04/2019

I’m Aunt Jemima Tortilla Mix!

by Anonymousreply 16803/04/2019

I’m Fred’s missing $500

by Anonymousreply 16903/04/2019

I'm the face powder that Lucy isn't wearing.

by Anonymousreply 17003/04/2019

I’m too much pie & cake, lately.

by Anonymousreply 17103/04/2019

I’m Grace Foster I MEAN, BROWN BETTY!!!!

by Anonymousreply 17203/04/2019

I'm Ricky's babbling while he's pretending to be asleep.

by Anonymousreply 17303/04/2019

I’m the rotten cuban in Denmark and I’ve got a fat friend.

by Anonymousreply 17403/04/2019

I'm the line up of bottles of Clairol's various dyes tried on Vivian Vance's hair to dowdy her up the first season.

by Anonymousreply 17503/04/2019

I’m Mortimer Snerd

by Anonymousreply 17603/04/2019

I'm Lucy ripping off Vivian's false eyelashes during rehearsal.

by Anonymousreply 17703/04/2019

Did that happen^?????

by Anonymousreply 17803/04/2019

I’m the shirt button in Mr. Littlefield’s water glass.

by Anonymousreply 17903/04/2019

Allegedly, r178. The story is from one of the more reputable Lucy biographies.

by Anonymousreply 18003/04/2019

I'm "I'd tell you to fuck yourself but Desi beat me to it", a real Viv putdown.

by Anonymousreply 18103/04/2019


by Anonymousreply 18203/04/2019

I'm Vivian's torrid early-1940s affair with already-married Phil Ober, further scandalizing r182.

by Anonymousreply 18303/04/2019

Phil Ober beat her.

by Anonymousreply 18403/04/2019

I'm the cuckoo clock that Lucy tries to sneak out of the Mertz's apartment.

by Anonymousreply 18503/04/2019

I'm the roll-away bed that Cousin Ernie was too dumb to open up and sleep on like a human being.

by Anonymousreply 18603/04/2019

I’m Mrs. Skylar.

by Anonymousreply 18703/04/2019

I’m East Orange, New Jersey.

by Anonymousreply 18803/04/2019

I’m Steubenville, Ohiyuh

by Anonymousreply 18903/04/2019

I'm the South African Yellow Bellied sapsucker birdcall that Lucy used twice. Bonus points. What two episodes did she use it in?

by Anonymousreply 19003/04/2019

I'm Orson Welles, doing magic and wondering what happened to my career.

by Anonymousreply 19103/04/2019

R191, wait a couple of years Orson. This will seem like a career highlight.

by Anonymousreply 19203/04/2019

I am the most beautiful words Lucy has ever heard “I’ll titch you”

by Anonymousreply 19303/04/2019

r190, I can think only of the kleptomaniac episode--any hints?

by Anonymousreply 19403/04/2019

R194, it also had a famous Ethel blooper. She did something she later said she couldn't do.

by Anonymousreply 19503/04/2019

Still stumped r195; I thought it was The Camping Trip (Ethel driving), but I just watched it and was wrong. You're better at this than I am!

by Anonymousreply 19603/04/2019

R196, no you're right. It's sort of a duet with Ricky. He starts the call and Lucy responds. He was off fishing and returns and they do the call.

by Anonymousreply 19703/04/2019

I'm the old touring trunk that Lucy thought she could stow away in for the trip to Europe. Just the thought of being confined inside that small space makes me cower in fear and cringe in terror. I have a very adverse reaction to just seeing Lucy cramming herself into it. Thank goodness it isn't long before the delightful, dancing cutie pie of a doctor comes along to lift my spirits.

by Anonymousreply 19803/04/2019

I'm West Jamestown

by Anonymousreply 19903/04/2019

I'm the Friendship song that Lucy and Ethel sing together and then proceed to tear apart each others matching outfits.

by Anonymousreply 20003/04/2019

I’m Boyer

by Anonymousreply 20103/04/2019

I'm Cole Porter

by Anonymousreply 20203/04/2019

I’m a swimming pool

and a tennis court

and a barbecue pit

and a doghouse

AND A DOG!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 20303/04/2019

I'm the Franciscan dinnerware in the Ivy pattern that the Ricardos used. You can still buy pieces of me on eBay, but be advised that I'm not dishwasher-safe.

by Anonymousreply 20403/04/2019

I’m an inspired use of burlap.

by Anonymousreply 20503/05/2019

I’m the chapter entitled “Don’t Let This Happen To You”

by Anonymousreply 20603/05/2019

I'm a "buttered grass" sandwich, which is better than hunger pangs when on a road trip with a hatchet murderess.

by Anonymousreply 20703/05/2019

Certainly better than one of my husband’s shit sandwiches.

by Anonymousreply 20803/05/2019

I'm the empty maracas that Cousin Ernie thought were broken.

by Anonymousreply 20903/05/2019

I'm Aunt Martha's Old Fashioned Salad Dressing

by Anonymousreply 21003/05/2019

I was a woman for the FBI.

by Anonymousreply 21103/05/2019

I'm a swell way to get off to a lousy start,

by Anonymousreply 21203/05/2019

I am the close set beady eyes and weak chin which indicate I am a criminal.

by Anonymousreply 21303/05/2019

I'm Ethel's very valuable piece of jewelry and I am about to be "pinned" whilst traveling on a train.

by Anonymousreply 21403/05/2019

I'm the 22-year age gap between William Frawley and Vivian Vance.

by Anonymousreply 21503/05/2019

I'm the messenger's bicycle that Lucy's skirt gets caught in when she's trying to board the Constitution.....

"Madame, your slip is showing."

by Anonymousreply 21603/05/2019

I’m Sylvia Collins’ chipped front tooth that makes her look like a beaver.

by Anonymousreply 21703/05/2019

I’m Kenneth Hamilton and it’s past my bedtime.

by Anonymousreply 21803/05/2019

I'm not a majarincess, I'm a henna-rincess

by Anonymousreply 21903/05/2019

I'm the ugly painting that the whole gang buys from the scamming Frenchman while in Paris.

by Anonymousreply 22003/05/2019

A/K/A Jean Valjean Raymond^

by Anonymousreply 22103/05/2019

I'm those "Friendship" dresses that Lucy and Ethel rip apart; I'm really quite ugly.

by Anonymousreply 22203/05/2019

I'm the Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour

by Anonymousreply 22303/05/2019

I'm Danny Thomas, guest-starring on the Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour as my TV character, Danny Williams, in an early example of a series cross-over.

by Anonymousreply 22403/05/2019

[quote]I'm the story that Ethel keeps telling. The one that has had more performances than South Pacific.

"Because MY friendship with the Ricardos means MORE to ME than....."

That scene is fucking hilarious!

by Anonymousreply 22503/05/2019

I'm "Dream Carlotta Romero"!

by Anonymousreply 22603/05/2019

I'm snippets of "Standing on the Corner" from "The Most Happy Fella" we hear from the episode where the tickets were for the matinee.! Desi and Lucy were investors in the original Broadway production.

by Anonymousreply 22703/05/2019

I'm the painting in the hennarincess's hotel room that falls to the floor with a crash causing all the players to look back at it because it wasn't supposed to fall. "Hail Tiger!"

by Anonymousreply 22803/05/2019

I'm the really swanky Beverly Palms Hotel set in the Hollywood episodes.

As a child, I thought it was the height of elegance and what "real Hollywood" must be like!

by Anonymousreply 22903/05/2019

I am the decade Lucy took off her real age on this show. Born 1921 lol

by Anonymousreply 23003/05/2019

I'm Fred Mertz's pants that he wears a mile over his head!

by Anonymousreply 23103/05/2019


by Anonymousreply 23203/05/2019

William Frawley was morbidly obese on I Love Lucy and after, yet he lived to the age of 79. Longer than any of his co stars.

by Anonymousreply 23303/05/2019

R233 doesn't know what "morbidly obese" means.

by Anonymousreply 23403/06/2019

Frawley was also a drunk but not a smoker. Arnaz, Ball and Vance were all heavy smokers and that probably killed so early.

by Anonymousreply 23503/06/2019

I'm Betty Ramsey's tulips.

by Anonymousreply 23603/06/2019


by Anonymousreply 23703/06/2019

r235 interestingly Vivian and Bill never smoked on the show. (There are maybe two exceptions.)

Why? Did the producers or Philip Morris not want them to be associated with smoking since they weren't glamourous relative to Lucy and Desi?

by Anonymousreply 23803/06/2019

I'm the box of Condoms , desi keeps in his dressing room.

by Anonymousreply 23903/06/2019

^^ Desi

by Anonymousreply 24003/06/2019

Hmmmm, I noticed that whenever Viv lit up on the show (2 times?) she didn't seem to know how to hold the cigarette at all. Maybe took one half assed drag before discarding it in an ashtray. Did not look like an experienced smoker at all.

by Anonymousreply 24103/06/2019

R241, I thought that as well but apparently she really developed a taste for smoking and became very heavily into it.

by Anonymousreply 24203/06/2019

I’m the Starlight Roof on the 19th floor of the Waldorf Astoria looking WAY down on the Tropicana.

by Anonymousreply 24303/06/2019

I'm the vaudeville bits Lucy and Ricky and Fred do in back of Ethel while she's singing her heart out in the theater of her hometown, Albuquerque, New Mexico ("Ethel Mae Potter, We Never Forgot Her!).

by Anonymousreply 24403/06/2019

I'm Ethel's three different middle names.

by Anonymousreply 24503/06/2019

I'm the not well know blooper that Ricky made: In "The Black Wig" he says "as long as she's in the driver's seat, it would be a shame not to take her for a little ride."

by Anonymousreply 24603/06/2019

I’m the racist Indian show.

by Anonymousreply 24703/06/2019

I’m the train robbery episode featuring a black actor!

by Anonymousreply 24803/06/2019

I’m just hanging around.

by Anonymousreply 24903/06/2019

I’m the apartment that the Ricardo’s only spent 1 full season in but in the fifth season said they spent a million years in. Liars. That was the other one.

by Anonymousreply 25003/06/2019

I'm Lucy in grape stomping garb as she saunters around, mingling with the other ladies near the grape vat. I have a bunch of grapes draped over my shoulder as I eat them one by one. I notice all the girls are barefooted and duck behind the pillar and lose the shoes before venturing back out, realizing at once what a mistake that was as I have to go hopping across the stone tiles that are blazing hot from the sun. I move just a little to fast and I almost go ass over elbows as I jump on the edge of the vat. The momentum almost has me going into the vat but the editors cut it back and stop me as I am teetering on the edge.

by Anonymousreply 25103/07/2019

We're Mr. and Mrs. Fred Horninsky, or as we are more commonly known, the tag-along Mertzes. We have something to tell you: we can't go on your trip.

by Anonymousreply 25203/07/2019

I'm as alike as two peas in a pod...or two watermelons in a patch.

by Anonymousreply 25303/07/2019

I'm A Tree Grows in Havana.

Or am I The Perils of Pamela...?

by Anonymousreply 25403/07/2019

I'm Carolyn Appleby's impersonation of Lionel Barrymore. Or is it Beth Davis?

by Anonymousreply 25503/08/2019

*Bette Davis

by Anonymousreply 25603/08/2019


by Anonymousreply 25703/08/2019

I'm the banana that Stevie Appleby peels with his feet.

by Anonymousreply 25803/08/2019

I'm the equally wacky Joan Davis, on TV from 1952-1956, forgotten by most everybody except those with taste.

by Anonymousreply 25903/08/2019

Lucy was pretty.

by Anonymousreply 26003/08/2019

I’m the clause in Yankee fan Frawley’s contract stipulating that if the Yankees reached the World Series he would be given time off to attend. This happened seven times during the series (which ran nine years), and caused major production headaches.

by Anonymousreply 26103/08/2019

I’m for Corn’s sake.

by Anonymousreply 26203/08/2019

I'm the just deceased Dan Jenkins who played tissue paper and comb. Jenkins wrote several articles about ILL and so she put his name into the show.

by Anonymousreply 26303/08/2019

I'm the stupid woman extra with the umbrella who kept running around like a fool when Lucy pulled the Emergency Brake on the train for the last time. It was my second moment in the show....and I nailed it! Watch this to see both of my BIG moments.

by Anonymousreply 26403/08/2019

I am "Ricky," Weird Al's 1983 spoof of "Mickey," Toni Basil's 1982 hit. Voice actress Tress MacNeille plays Lucy. Weird Al captures Ricky's laugh perfectly. And, it's a fun salute to "I Love Lucy"

by Anonymousreply 26503/08/2019

I'm. Ava Garden and I might be people but I'm not like you all.

by Anonymousreply 26603/08/2019

I don't know whether to be worried about R266's memory or his hearing......

by Anonymousreply 26703/08/2019

I'm the Grauman's Chinese Theatre set on ILL that ultimately provoked huge disappointment when gaylings grew up and visited Hollywood for the first time.

by Anonymousreply 26803/08/2019

I'm the glasses on Fred's head.

by Anonymousreply 26903/09/2019

I'm the car that Marco and Pepine took together on the 4th of July picnic.

by Anonymousreply 27003/09/2019

We're the campaign signs that Lucy and Ethel made when they were running against each other for club president. We were fun to make, but we have no idea where they actually planned on displaying us.

by Anonymousreply 27103/09/2019

I'm Sam the porter's BBC.

by Anonymousreply 27203/09/2019

I'm Lana Turner's stool at Schwab's Drug Store. There was a lot of talk about featuring me in the Hollywood episodes but it never came to fruition.

by Anonymousreply 27303/09/2019

I'm Mrs. Mulford who sells Lucy a hideous hat before I head off to stately Wayne Manor.

by Anonymousreply 27403/09/2019

I'm "A Little Bit of Cuba and "A Big Hunk of America"!

by Anonymousreply 27503/09/2019

I'm Lucy's hair-do in the early first season episodes before it coalesced into the iconic "Lucy Ricardo" hair design.

I'm far less flattering.

by Anonymousreply 27603/09/2019

I'm Ethel's paralyzing ray gun that falls out of her belt when she climbs over the fence on top of the Empire State building.

by Anonymousreply 27703/09/2019

We’re the writers of [italic]Kate & Allie[/italic] paying homage to this show and [italic]The Mary Tyler Moore Show[/italic] after already haven taken the basic premise of the Lucy and Viv years of [italic]The Lucy Show[/italic] for ourselves.

by Anonymousreply 27803/09/2019

I'm Aunt Sally's Pecan Pralines, which Lucy pronounced as "Praw-leens".

by Anonymousreply 27903/09/2019

I'm the Knickerbocker Hotel you can see from the balcony of the Beverly Palms Hotel. Bill Frawley would die right in front of me.

by Anonymousreply 28003/09/2019

I'm all the murdered animals in Richard Widmarks den.

by Anonymousreply 28103/09/2019

I’m the fact that the Vitameatavegamin commercial was the only way to sneak the word “poop” onto the air in the 1950s. Once Lucy got pregnant with Desi, Jr., CBS got wise and made Ricky said she was ‘spectin’.

by Anonymousreply 28203/09/2019

I'm the painted backdrop of the Graumann's Chinese Theater, R268.....even the box office was painted....if you look at the floor - you can see where I begin....

by Anonymousreply 28303/09/2019

I'm the fight that unexpectedly morphed into hate-sex that Ricky and Ralph had in the Ramsey's bushes, after Ralph thought Ricky had questioned Betty's taste in furniture. The extra butter used for the watercress sandwiches earlier in the season that was still in the studio fridge was used as lube.

by Anonymousreply 28403/09/2019

I'm Cornel Wilde who appears shirtless and then is in the bathtub.

by Anonymousreply 28503/09/2019

How was ILL able to get so many superstars of the time to do the show? Television was still seen as a comedown from the silver screen, but it seems like they were lining up at the door to appear with Lucy.

by Anonymousreply 28603/09/2019

I think a lot of those actors in the Hollywood episode had something to plug and ILL wasn't just being on television. It was being on a show that was probably number 1 and meant they'd be seen by tens of millions, more people in one night than those who saw all their films put together. I'll also bet Lucy paid some of them, who were on TV, like Bob Hope back by appearing on their shows. I think with the hour shows Lucy appeared on the Danny Thomas show after he appeared on hers or maybe the other way around. I'm not sure.

by Anonymousreply 28703/09/2019

Doing a brief cameo as oneself on the #1 top-rated show was not the same as a recurring role on a series.

by Anonymousreply 28803/09/2019

I'm Angela Randall, the "young" actress who looked older than Lucy.

by Anonymousreply 28903/09/2019

I’m the phrase “this is it!” We used it before Bugs Bunny, [italic]One Day at a Time[/italic], or that Yvonne woman.

by Anonymousreply 29003/09/2019

We're Parley Baer and Helen Kleeb. We appeared in the episode in which Lucy gets Ricky fired from MGM. Some thirty-odd years later we will both appear in third-season episodes of The Golden Girls.

by Anonymousreply 29103/09/2019

I'm the guy at the employment agency that L&E visit before they get the job in the candy company. See his raised eyebrows as he hears that they're "together" and hear his knowing "Oh, I seeee".

by Anonymousreply 29203/09/2019

Ever since we said "I do," I'm all the things we don't.

by Anonymousreply 29303/09/2019

[quote]I'm Lana Turner's stool at Schwab's Drug Store.

I'm the DL poster who absolutely wouldn't touch that line with a 10-foot pole.

by Anonymousreply 29403/09/2019

I'm Richard Crenna who looked almost exactly the same as he did 30 years later. I even was mentioned in a Will & Grace episode when Suzanne Pleshette as Karen's mother tells Karen's maid Rosario that she wanted to be on a desert island with him.

He aged beautifully, always a good looking man.

by Anonymousreply 29503/10/2019

I think Lucy was good friends with a lot of those guest stars. Bob Hope and Van Johnson were friends of hers.

by Anonymousreply 29603/10/2019

I am Lucy’s big feet like large pizzas. You know what they say about those with big feet.

by Anonymousreply 29703/10/2019

I'm the Don Loper original worn inside out, so that Jane Sebastian will see the label and turn green with envy.

by Anonymousreply 29803/10/2019

I'm the chicks that Fred bought that won't start laying eggs for six months.

by Anonymousreply 29903/10/2019

I'm the turquoise hat Lucy couldn't resist buying even though she made a bet with Ricky that she could refrain from buying a new hat longer than he could resist losing his temper.

by Anonymousreply 30003/10/2019

I'm Ethel's mispronunciation "Turnbull" when she played a matinee performance of her speech defending Lucy for the girls at the club meeting.

by Anonymousreply 30103/10/2019

I am autistic little Ricky playing the drums in a daze for a whole two days straight.

by Anonymousreply 30203/10/2019

We’re Canadian Allied Petrol, grateful for the uptick in our stock thanks to some bandleader in New York. The 1970s and the energy crisis will not be good to us, however. Sell out by 1969 if you want to retire comfortably.

by Anonymousreply 30303/10/2019

I'm the bottle of My Sin perfume that Mrs. Trumbull is too embarrassed to say out loud - she whispers it into Lucy's ear as they board the Constitution.

by Anonymousreply 30403/10/2019

I’m the same guy from R292 who also loses a tooth while talking to Lucy and Ethel.

by Anonymousreply 30503/10/2019

I'm the vents in the Mertz's apartment building through which you can hear all the conversations of every tennant of the building.

by Anonymousreply 30603/10/2019

I’m Albert who needs to go eat his lunch!

by Anonymousreply 30703/10/2019

Lucy tries to get into show business again during Ricky's stay in Hollywood. For a clip in a movie I'm the heavy headdress she has to wear while walking gracefully down a staircase but can't manage it - and bombs out yet again.

by Anonymousreply 30803/10/2019

I'm the big roll of cheese that Lucy holds disguised as a baby in a plane, while another woman with a real baby looks on and becomes suspicious of her.

by Anonymousreply 30903/10/2019

I am a luau, Ethel’s FAVORITE food!!!!

by Anonymousreply 31003/10/2019

I'm Mayo Brothers where Ethel spent a lovely vacation.

by Anonymousreply 31103/10/2019

I'm Lincoln's signature on Ethel's high school diploma

by Anonymousreply 31203/10/2019

I am the bad girl outfits Lucy and Ethel wore to become gangster wives.

by Anonymousreply 31303/10/2019

I'm the flat tire that Lucy and Ethel mistakenly put back on after taking off.

by Anonymousreply 31403/10/2019

I’m most of the posters on this thread who are too fucking lazy to read through the first thread before posting repeats.

by Anonymousreply 31503/10/2019

I'm the announcer , the part of so and so , played By so and so.

by Anonymousreply 31603/10/2019

I'm Fred's old man union suit that he wore when Lucy was sculpting him.

by Anonymousreply 31703/11/2019

[quote]I’m most of the posters on this thread who are too fucking lazy to read through the first thread before posting repeats.

Pardon us for not taking the time to review more than 600 previous posts, self-appointed hall monitor.

by Anonymousreply 31803/11/2019

I'm the cheese in the piccolo.

by Anonymousreply 31903/11/2019

I'm some of the background actors who just say "Fuckit" and proceed to sit back and watch the action going on in front of them.

by Anonymousreply 32003/11/2019

I'm the song "El Break-o the Lease-o"

by Anonymousreply 32103/11/2019

I’m the chocolate maker who gets slapped by Lucy while trying to kill a fly.

by Anonymousreply 32203/11/2019

I'm that sophisticated-for-1953 dress with pants underneath Lucy wears in an episode or two!

by Anonymousreply 32303/11/2019

I'm the clock that Fred unplugs at the passport office.

by Anonymousreply 32403/11/2019

I'm Lucy's conscience who's tells her she's been "gosping, too."

by Anonymousreply 32503/13/2019


Everyone knew Lucy had a four inch waist.

It's ac lassic.

by Anonymousreply 32603/14/2019

I'm a baby. That's the term my grandmother used for little tiny people.

by Anonymousreply 32703/14/2019

I'm Fred choking because $100 is all Ethel has spent on clothes since we've been married.

by Anonymousreply 32803/14/2019

I'm "Sweet Sue"

by Anonymousreply 32903/14/2019

[quote]I'm that sophisticated-for-1953 dress with pants underneath Lucy wears in an episode or two!

We're Jacques Marcel and Don Loper, and we think it sucks.

by Anonymousreply 33003/14/2019

I'm Mrs. Trumble, throwing confetti in the air and saying, "Weee-eeee! Weee-eeee!"

by Anonymousreply 33103/14/2019

We're the Friends of the Friendless, yes we are, yes we are...

by Anonymousreply 33203/14/2019

I'm I Love You Truly, the song Mrs. Trumble sang before she was Mrs. Trumble.

by Anonymousreply 33303/14/2019

I'm the saxophone that Lucy sometimes plays.

Glow little glowworm, glowworm, glowworm...…….

by Anonymousreply 33403/14/2019

I'm the blood red nail polish that Lucy wears on those pointy 1950s nails.

by Anonymousreply 33503/14/2019

Glow little glow worm, glimmer, glimmer...

by Anonymousreply 33603/14/2019

I'm that first on key note that Lucy is constantly searching for whenever she insists on singing:

"Me? Me Me Me....I've been working on the railroad...where do I go to get my teeth snaggled?"

by Anonymousreply 33703/14/2019

I always imagined The Tropicana was somewhere around Times Square, although the famous Copacabana nightclub was on East 60th, just off of Fifth. Where else would it be?

by Anonymousreply 33803/14/2019

I'm the world-weary look on Ricky and Fred's faces every time Lucy has a crazy scheme and drags Ethel into it.

by Anonymousreply 33903/14/2019

I'm Joi Lansing, wiping Desi's cum off my chin before I shoot my scenes with Miss Ball in the desert island episode.

by Anonymousreply 34003/14/2019

I loved "bad girl" Ethel with that saucy, hip jiggling walk as she sashayed around that house like a real moll. ("He's our leader..we're the band.") Giving that hunky daddy a winky look and a cheek squeeze: "Lay off, baby.....OK."

by Anonymousreply 34103/15/2019

I'm the sidekick/audience motivator guy in the "Females are Fabulous" episode. See him wave his arms madly, to keep the applause coming.

by Anonymousreply 34203/15/2019

I'm the Swiss band playing "La Cucaracha."

by Anonymousreply 34303/15/2019

I'm Walter Reilly's secretary trying to keep Ricky Ricardo's pushy agent out of the office.....

by Anonymousreply 34403/15/2019

I am the good Prince Lancelot,

I love to sing and dance a lot

by Anonymousreply 34503/15/2019

I am tenemnananacucaracha tenenrucharacha, What Ricky yells at a flat tire.

by Anonymousreply 34603/15/2019

I’m the University of Havana class of 1974. Little Ricky won’t be a part of that for obvious reasons.

by Anonymousreply 347Last Saturday at 7:07 AM

I’m this flower dress that Lucy wears in quite a few episodes.

by Anonymousreply 348Last Saturday at 8:14 PM

I'm the frown on Ethel's face because she gets dragged into all of Lucy's crazy schemes.

by Anonymousreply 349Last Saturday at 8:17 PM

I'm Enchilada Ricardo.

by Anonymousreply 350Last Sunday at 4:25 PM

I'm the Mashie that Lucy gave the golf pro.

by Anonymousreply 351Last Sunday at 4:27 PM

I'm the chocolates on the assembly line that Lucy and Ethel stuff into their mouths and hats and shirts. I wonder what kind they were?

by Anonymousreply 352Last Sunday at 6:49 PM

I'm the owner of the pizza parlor that Lucy destroys while covering Mario's shift. Crazy Americana breaka my oven!

by Anonymousreply 353Last Sunday at 6:54 PM

I'm the holes for her mouth and eyes Lucy puts in the pizza dough covering her entire head.

by Anonymousreply 354Last Sunday at 7:18 PM

I'm Sam Francesco.

by Anonymousreply 355Last Sunday at 7:18 PM

I'm the hire for the Cuban Pete number who didn't file charges against the Mrs. Ricky Ricardo for being abducted, bound and gagged, and plunked into a mop sink in a closet at the club for over an hour!

by Anonymousreply 356Last Sunday at 8:10 PM

I'm Ethel's initial childish reaction thinking that a light bulb lined sweat box made Lucy dissolve to oblivion.

by Anonymousreply 357Last Sunday at 8:19 PM

I'm the Flatbush Avenue train station, where Lucy ended up with the loving cup on her head.

by Anonymousreply 358Last Sunday at 9:06 PM

R358 They didn't have tape back then.

by Anonymousreply 359Last Sunday at 9:08 PM

I'm a long island.

by Anonymousreply 360Last Sunday at 9:09 PM

Well, R360, danged if it ain't.

by Anonymousreply 361Last Monday at 7:33 AM

I'm Lucy the hillbilly who knows where the cigarettes are.

by Anonymousreply 362Last Monday at 7:59 AM


by Anonymousreply 363Last Monday at 8:15 AM

[quote]They didn't have tape back then.

We’re Ampex inventing videotape in 1956.

by Anonymousreply 364Last Monday at 8:57 AM

I am Lucy’s summer place in Westchester with stables, a swimming pool and tennis courts of course!

by Anonymousreply 365Last Monday at 10:40 AM

I'm the five that Lucy donates to Cynthia.....and the other five that Ethel donates.....

by Anonymousreply 366Last Monday at 10:50 AM

I'm Uncle Elmo's naked body sinking into the tub that also accommodated Ricky's naked body.

by Anonymousreply 367Last Monday at 12:23 PM

I’m snow on the roof. Just because I’m there doesn’t mean there’s no fire in the fireplace.

by Anonymousreply 368Last Monday at 12:30 PM

I'm Bobby the bellboy with one line in the movie.......

by Anonymousreply 369Last Monday at 2:12 PM

I am the hideous dead animals Ricky gave Lucy on their anniversary. I look great on Lucy’s grey dress!

by Anonymousreply 370Last Monday at 2:18 PM

I’m the Viacom V of Doom seen on the 1970s and 1980s syndicated reruns.

by Anonymousreply 371Last Monday at 3:38 PM

[quote]I am Lucy’s summer place in Westchester with stables, a swimming pool and tennis courts of course!

…with room for a polo pony.

by Anonymousreply 372Last Monday at 3:39 PM

I hate to ask, r367, but who is Uncle Elmo...?

by Anonymousreply 373Last Monday at 6:34 PM

Never mind, I looked him up, he's married to Ethel's aunt Martha

by Anonymousreply 374Last Monday at 6:43 PM

I'm Unique if it's a boy, and Euphonious if it's a girl.

by Anonymousreply 375Last Monday at 7:31 PM

I'm Half Beat magazine

by Anonymousreply 376Last Monday at 7:41 PM

I'm Mrs. Littlefield who throws one last biscuit and can't help laughing at myself....I'm SOOO funny.

by Anonymousreply 377Last Tuesday at 7:50 AM

I'm Countess Bublitchki who has an unidentifiable accent.

by Anonymousreply 378Last Tuesday at 8:34 AM

I'm the delicious and sumptuous lunch that Ricky orders in Paris, when Lucy is "starving herself" until she gets a Jacques Marcel dress. She refuses: steak, French-fried potatoes, broccoli and Hollandaise sauce, bread with lots of butter, shrimp salad, and a delicious selection of French pastries. Now I'm hungry!

by Anonymousreply 379Last Tuesday at 9:05 AM

Then I'm the chicken in Ethel's camera bag.

by Anonymousreply 380Last Tuesday at 12:04 PM

I'm Gladys Kravitz guesting as the wife of a Texas oilman.

by Anonymousreply 381Last Tuesday at 1:21 PM

R379 types fat. Nothing to be ashamed of, though. I just love chubby, puffy little boys.

by Anonymousreply 382Last Tuesday at 1:58 PM

I'm Glen Glenn.

by Anonymousreply 383Last Tuesday at 2:15 PM

Lots of buttah!

by Anonymousreply 384Last Tuesday at 2:25 PM

I’m the same Gladys Kravitz that also narced on Lucy to the cops when she got a trophy stuck to her head.

by Anonymousreply 385Last Tuesday at 3:03 PM

I’m a pitcher of Old Fashions, of which Aunt Martha must have had too many.

by Anonymousreply 386Last Tuesday at 3:04 PM

I’m the swimming pool shaped like a conga drum.

by Anonymousreply 387Last Tuesday at 3:05 PM

I'm all the money they'll have when they make it up in volume.

by Anonymousreply 388Last Tuesday at 3:08 PM

I'm the Scottish uniforms that Lucy and Ricky wear in Scotland during their European vacation.

by Anonymousreply 389Last Tuesday at 7:29 PM

Burns and Allen used 3 cameras. Freund made some technical changes in terms of placement.

by Anonymousreply 390Last Tuesday at 8:01 PM

I'm Risky Riskerdoo.

by Anonymousreply 391Last Wednesday at 2:23 PM

I'm rice. Fred has no idea how to cook me.

by Anonymousreply 392Last Wednesday at 4:06 PM

R392: I’m one of the darkest days of his life, where they threw it at him.

by Anonymousreply 393Last Wednesday at 4:08 PM

I'm the striped wallpaper that makes Ricky dizzy.....

by Anonymousreply 394Last Wednesday at 4:13 PM

I’m a masher.

by Anonymousreply 395Last Wednesday at 4:15 PM

I'm the guy from the rodeo show, who shows the city slickers the proper way to sing/yodel.

by Anonymousreply 396Last Wednesday at 4:20 PM

I’m Millikan’s Chicken Mash Hour. Y’all Come!

by Anonymousreply 397Last Wednesday at 4:38 PM

I'm the toilet that Cousin Ernie couldn't believe was inside.

by Anonymousreply 398Last Wednesday at 4:52 PM

I’m the blonde starlet in Florida who gets a boot out Ricky singing BA BA LUUUU!

by Anonymousreply 399Last Wednesday at 5:05 PM

[quote]Burns and Allen used 3 cameras. Freund made some technical changes in terms of placement.

Burns and Allen used three live television cameras. On I Love Lucy, Freund used three film cameras shooting simultaneously. The great challenge was to create a lighting plot that would allow three cameras to film three different shots at the same time with uniform picture quality.

by Anonymousreply 400Last Wednesday at 5:16 PM

I am the roof set, I think I was only used once but I was fascinating ...

by Anonymousreply 401Last Wednesday at 6:37 PM

I am the mean prowler with a black beard that was eight feet tall and was just horrible!

by Anonymousreply 402Last Wednesday at 8:39 PM

I’m the 4 dollars and 23 cents that Mrs. Trumble used to get a can of green beans, a box of saltines, a roasted chicken, a quart of milk and COOKING sherry.

by Anonymousreply 403Last Wednesday at 9:18 PM

I am Madam X.

by Anonymousreply 404Last Wednesday at 9:31 PM

I'm the father in the hospital waiting room, with NINE GIRLS!

by Anonymousreply 405Yesterday at 6:46 AM

I am curiosity about Ethel Mertz' ever-changing middle names.

Ethel Mertz's middle name was "Louise" in "Lucy and Ethel Buy the Same Dress" #69,

But in "The Middle-Dollar Idea" #79, it had become Vivian's real middle name, "Roberta".

In "Ethel's Hometown" #113, it was "Mae".

by Anonymousreply 406Yesterday at 3:05 PM

I'm the joke in the episode where the couples go to Ethel's hometown in Albuquerque

"Ethel Mae Potter, We Never Forgot Her."

We should all learn to handle cunts (like Lucy) as well as she did.

by Anonymousreply 407Yesterday at 3:09 PM

I'm Ava Gardner. I'm just people - but not like Fred and Ethel.

by Anonymousreply 408Yesterday at 3:53 PM

We’re the shaving brushes from the Sweet Adeline barbershop quartet number.

by Anonymousreply 409Yesterday at 5:04 PM

I'm the wife that see Lucy as Superman on the ledge and the husband who worries that his spouse is a mental case.

by Anonymousreply 41016 hours ago

I am yelling tiger!

by Anonymousreply 41114 hours ago

At least George Reeves didn’t fall off that particular ledge...

by Anonymousreply 41213 hours ago

I'm Howard Thompson who can't date Lucy because he's busy babysitting his grandson.

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