Prior link below. Happy Birthday Desi!
Let's Be An Episode of I Love Lucy: Part Two
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I am the dark, dreary Mertz apartment. No bedrooms or bathrooms and a doorway leading to an imaginary kitchen. Fred's clothes are kept in my living room closet. Some of my furniture is from thevRicardo apartment.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||03/02/2019|
I'm Ethel's piano playing ability.
I come and go based solely on that week's plot.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||03/02/2019|
I'm the bunk bed that Ricky falls out of in the dreary cabin they stay in on the way to California.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||03/02/2019|
I am everybody in the neighborhood who wants to audition for the MGM talent scout.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||03/02/2019|
[quote]I'm Ethel's piano playing ability. I come and go based solely on that week's plot.
Unlike us, who always sucked at the piano and never got any better.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||03/02/2019|
I'm Fred the dog and the dog that only made one appearance when Lucy was on a diet.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||03/02/2019|
R6 Butch, the Mertz dog
|by Anonymous||reply 7||03/02/2019|
I’m Desi Arnaz’s conflict with Frank Sinatra over [italic]The Untouchables[/italic].
|by Anonymous||reply 8||03/02/2019|
I am Cornel Wilds hot hairy ass and his clean as a whistle hole that Bobby, Lucy, and Ethel all wanted to lick.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||03/02/2019|
I am Mary Wickes.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||03/02/2019|
I'm Nancy the harp player, the only female in the band, and sick of fighting off a bunch of nasty men.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||03/02/2019|
I'm Karl Freund, the great cinematographer who shot "Metropolis," "Dracula" and "I Love Lucy," for which I developed the three-camera technique still in use today.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||03/02/2019|
I thought Desi was the one who came up with the 3 camera technique.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||03/02/2019|
I am the characters ages. Lucy was 33. Ricky was 35. And I'm assuming that Ethel was 43 and Fred was 55. Mrs. Trumbull was 65.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||03/02/2019|
[quote]I thought Desi was the one who came up with the 3 camera technique.
Let's just say that Desi was smart enough to hire Karl Freund as the show's cinematographer.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||03/02/2019|
I am the dowdy, cheap-looking house dresses Ethel wore in the first few seasons, before Vivian Vance demanded that she be given a more flattering wardrobe.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||03/02/2019|
I am the breakfast that Ricky never had time to eat
|by Anonymous||reply 17||03/02/2019|
I am the hilarious topic of domestic violence.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||03/02/2019|
I'm the Italian cow that wanted to kick the shit out of Lucy because of her aggressive milking technique.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||03/02/2019|
I am not ILL! I am I LOVE LUCY!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 20||03/02/2019|
I am Ethel's split personality walking around like a high society girl.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||03/02/2019|
We are the "gay 90s" songs that for some reason were popular with the 50s, Latin-loving crowd at the Tropicana.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||03/02/2019|
Iirc, Vivian broke up Phil Ober's marriage. It was something of a scandal in the society pages.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||03/02/2019|
I am all the things that didn't make sense.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||03/02/2019|
I'm the side of beef. No, make that TWO sides of beef.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||03/02/2019|
I am William Frawley sneaking off to have a tryst with another man.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||03/02/2019|
I am the special Christmas episode which was not in reruns and not see again until many years later.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||03/02/2019|
I am Lucy having a nervous breakdown and climbing out on the window ledge, thinking that she is Superman.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||03/02/2019|
……..until the real Superman shows up and saves her.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||03/02/2019|
Waiting for Ethel and her little pair of scissors to save the day.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||03/02/2019|
I'm Ethel in r18. When I hear what I think is Ricky beating Lucy, I stop Fred from intervening and tell him, "We can't interrupt them at a time like this!"
|by Anonymous||reply 31||03/02/2019|
My name is Sally Sweet. I'm the Queen of Delancey Street. When I start to dance, everything goes chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom!
|by Anonymous||reply 32||03/02/2019|
Wasn't the Sally Sweet number from the act Lucy and Desi did before ILL was on the air, or maybe it was the Slowly I Turn act?
|by Anonymous||reply 33||03/02/2019|
I'm Lucy's mother’s friend’s roommate’s cousin’s middle boy.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||03/02/2019|
I'm also the Karl Freund who knew how to shoot Lucy to look 15 years younger than she actually was.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||03/02/2019|
I'm the only radio episode ever produced, a version of "Breaking the Lease," with added narration from Desi. It was a pilot for a proposed companion radio series of "ILL," which never came to fruition because CBS executives were afraid it would diminish the audience for the TV series.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||03/02/2019|
I'm the anxiety that Lucy experienced during the Vitavitavegamin shoot - she later said that she was afraid that she wouldn't be able to get through the fast repetitive lines over and over again.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||03/02/2019|
I'm the mink coat hanging over the sofa right behind Ethel.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||03/02/2019|
I'm the type of scene that couldn't be done in our modern times anymore.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||03/02/2019|
I'm the talk Ricky gives little Ricky to help him get over his stage fright. It's one of the most beautiful scenes of the series.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||03/02/2019|
I'm the Karl Freund who suggested a shuttered opening between the living room and kitchen to open up filming possibilities.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||03/02/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 42||03/03/2019|
R42 No more than usual.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||03/03/2019|
I am prestegious Havana U, Ricky’s alma mater.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||03/03/2019|
I'm pre-Castro Cuba
|by Anonymous||reply 45||03/03/2019|
I'm Ethel, who was clearly more attracted to Ricky than Fred.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||03/03/2019|
I'm the rumors that Vivian and Lucy were lovers, and that they behaved like "a couple of dykes in heat."
|by Anonymous||reply 47||03/03/2019|
We’re the Tropicana audience secretly hoping Lucy actually will try to crash Ricky’s show. Of course, we’d never admit it upfront to his face.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||03/03/2019|
[quote]You are so welcome OP, I wasn't sure if you were up, and I was worried about the thread closing. I hope I didn't step on your toes!
Watch out, or you'll step on the Brains's toes, Fingers!
|by Anonymous||reply 49||03/03/2019|
I’m Clyde Beatty Circus
|by Anonymous||reply 50||03/03/2019|
I’m Treatment, Ricky, Treatment!
|by Anonymous||reply 51||03/03/2019|
I’m Ay ay ay ay ayyyyy!
|by Anonymous||reply 52||03/03/2019|
We’re the map and the torch.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||03/03/2019|
I’m Bom BopBop Bom Bom BOM!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 54||03/03/2019|
I’m an ol’ cowhand
|by Anonymous||reply 55||03/03/2019|
That is one of my favorite episodes r55!
|by Anonymous||reply 56||03/03/2019|
Smile when you say that, R56
|by Anonymous||reply 57||03/03/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 58||03/03/2019|
I'm Peggy and I keep jiggling.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||03/03/2019|
I’m Frank Zabaglione’s little girl.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||03/03/2019|
We’re just a few big flaming romances that Lucy had.
Jess and Jerry
Bob and Bennett and George and Phil
Martin and Danny
Argyle and Bud
and Wilbur and Noble and Carl
Frank and Henry- that was in high school...
Uh, then in junior college, there was Johnny and Kenny
|by Anonymous||reply 61||03/03/2019|
I'm the Gold Dust Twins who I thought was the Coal Dust Twins.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||03/03/2019|
I say I’m $32.50, but I’m really $4.95.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||03/03/2019|
I'm Jamestown New York which gets shoutouts as Lucy's hometown. (It's actually Celeron NY just outside of Jamestown. A huge sign points the direction just off of the main highway. I grew up in nearby Ripley long before the real Lucy cult took off. A classmate's grandfather went to high school with Lucy there.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||03/03/2019|
I'm hot daddy Claude Akins' hairy, muscular chest, which confirmed for many confused gaylings in 1956 that they were indeed gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||03/03/2019|
I'm Desi's Cuban heels that made him as tall as Lucy.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||03/03/2019|
I'm Raggedy Ricky which will get Lucy Ricardo a contract at MGM - which she turns down....
|by Anonymous||reply 67||03/03/2019|
I'm John Wayne's masseur and I'm pissed that I don't get to give him his daily blow job today.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||03/03/2019|
I got wind of it, R55 and R56.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||03/03/2019|
I’m the vaguely toxic aroma of burnt putty after Lucy’s fake nose catches fire.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||03/03/2019|
I'm the teenage girl tying up the pay phone on the Westport train station platform on a windy, bitterly cold night, as I talk with my friend about Elvis whatshisname.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||03/03/2019|
I'm Lucy telling the story about that flaming nose routine and what actually happened. They did not expect the fake stuff to heat up so intensely and Lucy ad libbed the dunking of the nose into the cup of coffee to help cut down on the heat burning her real nose.
Adding to the members of the band who enjoy watching Lucy carrying on is the piano player at the audition after Lucy told everyone the truth during the day. He doesn't even pretend to be an actor in a scene, he just sits back and laughs like hell as she goes through the interactions with the Italian magician. Lucy does not disappoint in that whole set-up, she is as physically funny as can be. Genius. The way she swans around thinking she is following his directions is a killer.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||03/03/2019|
I’m the forgotten, uncredited animator who created the now-iconic heart-on-satin opening logo for syndication, replacing the Lucy and Ricky stick figures of the original that the FCC has made effectively illegal to air on TV without removing the cigarette references.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||03/03/2019|
I'm the guy in the booth that triggers the knives in the episode where Lucy helps out the Italian knife thrower. *Next time this is on pay attention to the guy who was playing the piano for the chicken singer lady - he's having the best time laughing at Lucy's antics.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||03/03/2019|
Ethel calling her Uncle Oscar this over the telephone will be the first and last time you’ll ever hear anybody using me as a nickname.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||03/03/2019|
I'm Ricky's dramatic acting while the gang rehearses what they'll do once Lucy goes into labor.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||03/03/2019|
I’m Lucy’s “Traysure” Trove.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||03/03/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 78||03/03/2019|
I’m fat ass dark fantasy future Little Ricky’s propeller hat.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||03/03/2019|
I'm Caperucita Roja, the story/acts out that Ricky tells to Lil Ricky.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||03/03/2019|
^^ the story that Ricky tells/acts out to Lil Ricky.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||03/03/2019|
I'm the mannequin head that Lucy dances with while Ricky is "dipsy fishing".
|by Anonymous||reply 82||03/03/2019|
I'm the giant hedge that Lucy gets stuck in during the fox hunt at Sir Clive's estate.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||03/03/2019|
I'm the food from Phipps Department Store.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||03/03/2019|
I'm the brilliant set design of the subway car in the loving cup episode, showing people all over the world what the NYC MTA looked like in 1953.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||03/03/2019|
I'm Ethel's feet, that are bigger than Joan Crawford's and Gary Cooper's footprints at Graumman's Chinese Theater.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||03/03/2019|
I’m Ethel’s unmentionable brassiere to which she intends to pin her “priceless” opal brooch.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||03/03/2019|
We’re the gold bracelets around her upper arm.
We don’t associate with those slutty hoop earrings.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||03/03/2019|
I bet Lucy was pissed about that episode, r88. Viv looked better than her.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||03/03/2019|
R74 and I am the chicken singing lady, They told me not to call them and that they would call me.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||03/03/2019|
That’s a sure bet, R89!
She also got the larger/longer laugh.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||03/03/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 92||03/03/2019|
I'm "My bean, luckitta."
|by Anonymous||reply 93||03/03/2019|
I’m just a bit of flotsam in the sea.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||03/03/2019|
I’m when you want someone to do something but you don't want them to know that you want them to do that particular something so you make up something else, then they think they're just doing that something else but in reality they're doing the something that you want them to do but don't want them to know that you want them to do.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||03/03/2019|
I’m a feesakeyatryst
|by Anonymous||reply 96||03/03/2019|
I’m not gasoline, I’m lemonade.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||03/03/2019|
I bet any gay crew back then had a fit over super butch Claude and super big John Wayne. John looks like he was hung like a horse. Loved his great big hunky ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||03/03/2019|
I am macho grasa, big fat pig uncle Alberto.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||03/03/2019|
[quote] I’m Wondiful
I don't get this reference.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||03/03/2019|
I am I won swish apaments!
|by Anonymous||reply 101||03/03/2019|
I am the greediest the penny Penchingest and Lucy’s dearest friend in the whole wide world!
|by Anonymous||reply 102||03/03/2019|
R100, thats's the way Lucy pronounced wonderful a couple times.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||03/03/2019|
I'm the movie offers Ricky, apparently, never received again but still allowed him to hobnob with top celebrities.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||03/03/2019|
I'm this couch that Lucy won in a contest. I didn't stick around for long, maybe 20 episodes. She called me ratty. I'll admit one cushion end often stuck up lopsided which looked sloppy.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||03/03/2019|
I'm the Handy Dandy washing machine that Fred buys Ethel. I am totally forgotten episodes later when Fred buys Ethel the Ricardos' washing machine to replace the really old one that Ethel quips was probably the first one ever made.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||03/03/2019|
I am the load Mrs Trumbull got of us.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||03/03/2019|
I'm Ethel Mae's room which must be a nice dusty mess by now.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||03/03/2019|
I am the badly spliced together photo of Fred and Ethel’s wedding day.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||03/03/2019|
I’m a bum sport
|by Anonymous||reply 110||03/03/2019|
I’m not Lucy’s brand.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||03/03/2019|
I’m the cousin that ate Lucy’s geranium plant.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||03/03/2019|
I’m the incredibly race-sensitive tune Lucy hummed when trying to mime “Rice” for her mother in law.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||03/03/2019|
I’m jiminy, the way Lucy pronounces Gemini.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||03/03/2019|
r105, that almost looks like Lucy's Don Loper suit, but she wasn't allowed to keep that.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||03/03/2019|
I thought she got it for F R E E E ! Free
|by Anonymous||reply 116||03/03/2019|
She got to keep her original choice, the plain black dress; but your comment put Loper's voice back in my head. He was a hoot.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||03/03/2019|
I the season they aged Little Ricky and all the plots became about him.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||03/03/2019|
I'm the really short episode that only starred Vivian Vance
|by Anonymous||reply 119||03/03/2019|
I'm pretend casual Ethel.
"La la-la la-la...oh hi Lucy!
|by Anonymous||reply 120||03/03/2019|
I'm Lucy's problematic disdain for Ricky's [italic]ingles.[/italic]
|by Anonymous||reply 121||03/03/2019|
I'm the noises Ethel makes when she eats: "slurp, chomp, smerch, splut, umm..."
|by Anonymous||reply 122||03/03/2019|
I’m Jean Valjean Raymond
|by Anonymous||reply 123||03/03/2019|
I'm the medallion Ricky wears around his neck, I'm seen when Ricky takes that cold shower after Fred shuts off the hot water, and other times he removes his shirt...
|by Anonymous||reply 124||03/03/2019|
I'm Grace Foster. Many of the men and a few of the women who reside at 63 E. 68th Street are not unfamiliar with my snatch.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||03/03/2019|
I'm Ricky's bathrobe, usually exposing his St Christopher medal
|by Anonymous||reply 126||03/03/2019|
I'm Gloria Blondell, who played Grace Foster. I was the younger sister of Joan Blondell and am best remembered as Honeybee Gillis on "The Life of Riley." I was also the voice of Daisy Duck.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||03/03/2019|
I'm Ethel Mertz's passport photo, guaranteed to make anyone laugh.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||03/03/2019|
I'm Barney, Fred's old vaudeville partner, who comes to visit, full of lies. His lies are how Lucy ends up in a maids uniform. *I always hit mute when Fred and Barney sing those horrible songs.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||03/03/2019|
I'm Mrs. Trumbull's castinets.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||03/03/2019|
I’m that one skillet out there that hasn’t been cold for a week!
|by Anonymous||reply 131||03/03/2019|
I’m Count Lorenzo.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||03/03/2019|
I’m a box of Cracker Jack.
My, but we had prizes then...
Wedding rings, even!
|by Anonymous||reply 133||03/03/2019|
I’m Buddy Rogers and I’ll be dipped if ever paraded around like that clown, Ricardo.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||03/03/2019|
I’m an oculist.
Have you been to me lately?
|by Anonymous||reply 135||03/03/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 136||03/03/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 137||03/03/2019|
I said this in the previous I Love Lucy thread: DL Queens LOVE I LOVE LUCY!
|by Anonymous||reply 138||03/03/2019|
I'm Marco the piano player. Even though no one discusses it, I think I'm black.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||03/03/2019|
I'm the ever present gloominess of the apartment building's battleship grey colored back door porches and stairways. You can tell hardly any sun casts a ray in the recesses of the enclosure but it probably holds down the heat a bit on a hot summer day.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||03/03/2019|
I am high society Ethel, so Fredrich darling if you are looking for me this afternoon I shant be home I’ll be at the penthouse at the waldorf!
|by Anonymous||reply 141||03/04/2019|
I am the mustached hairdresser that snitched on Lucy, I had a “wife” supposedly.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||03/04/2019|
I’m the hair treatment , that is essentially a Caesar salad recipe minus the anchovies , and the quilted heat cap that will ensure that Ricky will retain his luscious, black-shoe polish-dyed hair forever.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||03/04/2019|
I'm Fred's Little Lord Fauntleroy outfit that he wears for "Lucy Hires an English Tutor."
|by Anonymous||reply 144||03/04/2019|
R144, Oops, Fred was wearing a Buster Brown suit NOT a Little Lord Fauntleroy outfit. Sorry, I guess I was too busy tippy tippy toeing through my garden to notice.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||03/04/2019|
I’m a baby carriage full of beef.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||03/04/2019|
I’m half ‘a Bonus Buck.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||03/04/2019|
I’m 23 Baloney
|by Anonymous||reply 148||03/04/2019|
I’m the regifted candlestick
|by Anonymous||reply 149||03/04/2019|
I’m the curlers in Ethel’s hair just as she’s about to meet John Wayn—
|by Anonymous||reply 150||03/04/2019|
I’m Fred’s magical noise-reducing earmuffs.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||03/04/2019|
I’m that lump in your throat when Lucy finally gets to talk to Little Ricky on his birthday.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||03/04/2019|
I’m that intrusive hotel lifeguard that had to privately audition for Lucille.
And then, again, for Desi.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||03/04/2019|
I’m Hedda Hopper’s Hat
|by Anonymous||reply 154||03/04/2019|
I'm Aunt Yvette.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||03/04/2019|
Hiya! We’re the smoke stack and the poop deck!
|by Anonymous||reply 156||03/04/2019|
I’m Dorothea Wolbert, using my own name to play the head of the Ladies Overseas Aid.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||03/04/2019|
I'm Papermoon Loves Lucy, a great tumblr for all things LUCY!
|by Anonymous||reply 158||03/04/2019|
I am mad about good books, can't get my fill…
|by Anonymous||reply 159||03/04/2019|
I'm the future Jane Hathaway, utilizing my impressive comic talents with a cockney accent to play a London hotel maid.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||03/04/2019|
I'm the lovelorn look that Phyllis Kennedy gives the obviously gay Richard Deacon in "The Celebrity Next Door" when he carries the laundry basket for her. I'm thrilled that Lucy remembered me from our previous film, "Stage Door", where people mistook me for either Mary Wickes or Mary Treen.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||03/04/2019|
I’m a Mickey from Ricky with r161’s name on it.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||03/04/2019|
I'm the two big bottles of henna rinse that are the first thing Lucy saves when she's all bandaged up and thinks that the apartment is on fire.
I'm Lucy's ego, which is so out of control that she wants Ricky to get a blue convertible because "it will look great with my hair".
|by Anonymous||reply 163||03/04/2019|
I'm "Greta Garbo", the line Lucy does twice in the Van Johnson episode, both different interpretations and both very charming.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||03/04/2019|
I’m waiter, dear.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||03/04/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 166||03/04/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 167||03/04/2019|
I’m Aunt Jemima Tortilla Mix!
|by Anonymous||reply 168||03/04/2019|
I’m Fred’s missing $500
|by Anonymous||reply 169||03/04/2019|
I'm the face powder that Lucy isn't wearing.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||03/04/2019|
I’m too much pie & cake, lately.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||03/04/2019|
I’m Grace Foster I MEAN, BROWN BETTY!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 172||03/04/2019|
I'm Ricky's babbling while he's pretending to be asleep.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||03/04/2019|
I’m the rotten cuban in Denmark and I’ve got a fat friend.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||03/04/2019|
I'm the line up of bottles of Clairol's various dyes tried on Vivian Vance's hair to dowdy her up the first season.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||03/04/2019|
I’m Mortimer Snerd
|by Anonymous||reply 176||03/04/2019|
I'm Lucy ripping off Vivian's false eyelashes during rehearsal.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||03/04/2019|
Did that happen^?????
|by Anonymous||reply 178||03/04/2019|
I’m the shirt button in Mr. Littlefield’s water glass.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||03/04/2019|
Allegedly, r178. The story is from one of the more reputable Lucy biographies.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||03/04/2019|
I'm "I'd tell you to fuck yourself but Desi beat me to it", a real Viv putdown.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||03/04/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 182||03/04/2019|
I'm Vivian's torrid early-1940s affair with already-married Phil Ober, further scandalizing r182.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||03/04/2019|
Phil Ober beat her.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||03/04/2019|
I'm the cuckoo clock that Lucy tries to sneak out of the Mertz's apartment.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||03/04/2019|
I'm the roll-away bed that Cousin Ernie was too dumb to open up and sleep on like a human being.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||03/04/2019|
I’m Mrs. Skylar.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||03/04/2019|
I’m East Orange, New Jersey.
|by Anonymous||reply 188||03/04/2019|
I’m Steubenville, Ohiyuh
|by Anonymous||reply 189||03/04/2019|
I'm the South African Yellow Bellied sapsucker birdcall that Lucy used twice. Bonus points. What two episodes did she use it in?
|by Anonymous||reply 190||03/04/2019|
I'm Orson Welles, doing magic and wondering what happened to my career.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||03/04/2019|
R191, wait a couple of years Orson. This will seem like a career highlight.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||03/04/2019|
I am the most beautiful words Lucy has ever heard “I’ll titch you”
|by Anonymous||reply 193||03/04/2019|
r190, I can think only of the kleptomaniac episode--any hints?
|by Anonymous||reply 194||03/04/2019|
R194, it also had a famous Ethel blooper. She did something she later said she couldn't do.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||03/04/2019|
Still stumped r195; I thought it was The Camping Trip (Ethel driving), but I just watched it and was wrong. You're better at this than I am!
|by Anonymous||reply 196||03/04/2019|
R196, no you're right. It's sort of a duet with Ricky. He starts the call and Lucy responds. He was off fishing and returns and they do the call.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||03/04/2019|
I'm the old touring trunk that Lucy thought she could stow away in for the trip to Europe. Just the thought of being confined inside that small space makes me cower in fear and cringe in terror. I have a very adverse reaction to just seeing Lucy cramming herself into it. Thank goodness it isn't long before the delightful, dancing cutie pie of a doctor comes along to lift my spirits.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||03/04/2019|
I'm West Jamestown
|by Anonymous||reply 199||03/04/2019|
I'm the Friendship song that Lucy and Ethel sing together and then proceed to tear apart each others matching outfits.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||03/04/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 201||03/04/2019|
I'm Cole Porter
|by Anonymous||reply 202||03/04/2019|
I’m a swimming pool
and a tennis court
and a barbecue pit
and a doghouse
AND A DOG!!!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 203||03/04/2019|
I'm the Franciscan dinnerware in the Ivy pattern that the Ricardos used. You can still buy pieces of me on eBay, but be advised that I'm not dishwasher-safe.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||03/04/2019|
I’m an inspired use of burlap.
|by Anonymous||reply 205||03/05/2019|
I’m the chapter entitled “Don’t Let This Happen To You”
|by Anonymous||reply 206||03/05/2019|
I'm a "buttered grass" sandwich, which is better than hunger pangs when on a road trip with a hatchet murderess.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||03/05/2019|
Certainly better than one of my husband’s shit sandwiches.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||03/05/2019|
I'm the empty maracas that Cousin Ernie thought were broken.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||03/05/2019|
I'm Aunt Martha's Old Fashioned Salad Dressing
|by Anonymous||reply 210||03/05/2019|
I was a woman for the FBI.
|by Anonymous||reply 211||03/05/2019|
I'm a swell way to get off to a lousy start,
|by Anonymous||reply 212||03/05/2019|
I am the close set beady eyes and weak chin which indicate I am a criminal.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||03/05/2019|
I'm Ethel's very valuable piece of jewelry and I am about to be "pinned" whilst traveling on a train.
|by Anonymous||reply 214||03/05/2019|
I'm the 22-year age gap between William Frawley and Vivian Vance.
|by Anonymous||reply 215||03/05/2019|
I'm the messenger's bicycle that Lucy's skirt gets caught in when she's trying to board the Constitution.....
"Madame, your slip is showing."
|by Anonymous||reply 216||03/05/2019|
I’m Sylvia Collins’ chipped front tooth that makes her look like a beaver.
|by Anonymous||reply 217||03/05/2019|
I’m Kenneth Hamilton and it’s past my bedtime.
|by Anonymous||reply 218||03/05/2019|
I'm not a majarincess, I'm a henna-rincess
|by Anonymous||reply 219||03/05/2019|
I'm the ugly painting that the whole gang buys from the scamming Frenchman while in Paris.
|by Anonymous||reply 220||03/05/2019|
A/K/A Jean Valjean Raymond^
|by Anonymous||reply 221||03/05/2019|
I'm those "Friendship" dresses that Lucy and Ethel rip apart; I'm really quite ugly.
|by Anonymous||reply 222||03/05/2019|
I'm the Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour
|by Anonymous||reply 223||03/05/2019|
I'm Danny Thomas, guest-starring on the Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour as my TV character, Danny Williams, in an early example of a series cross-over.
|by Anonymous||reply 224||03/05/2019|
[quote]I'm the story that Ethel keeps telling. The one that has had more performances than South Pacific.
"Because MY friendship with the Ricardos means MORE to ME than....."
That scene is fucking hilarious!
|by Anonymous||reply 225||03/05/2019|
I'm "Dream Carlotta Romero"!
|by Anonymous||reply 226||03/05/2019|
I'm snippets of "Standing on the Corner" from "The Most Happy Fella" we hear from the episode where the tickets were for the matinee.! Desi and Lucy were investors in the original Broadway production.
|by Anonymous||reply 227||03/05/2019|
I'm the painting in the hennarincess's hotel room that falls to the floor with a crash causing all the players to look back at it because it wasn't supposed to fall. "Hail Tiger!"
|by Anonymous||reply 228||03/05/2019|
I'm the really swanky Beverly Palms Hotel set in the Hollywood episodes.
As a child, I thought it was the height of elegance and what "real Hollywood" must be like!
|by Anonymous||reply 229||03/05/2019|
I am the decade Lucy took off her real age on this show. Born 1921 lol
|by Anonymous||reply 230||03/05/2019|
I'm Fred Mertz's pants that he wears a mile over his head!
|by Anonymous||reply 231||03/05/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 232||03/05/2019|
William Frawley was morbidly obese on I Love Lucy and after, yet he lived to the age of 79. Longer than any of his co stars.
|by Anonymous||reply 233||03/05/2019|
R233 doesn't know what "morbidly obese" means.
|by Anonymous||reply 234||03/06/2019|
Frawley was also a drunk but not a smoker. Arnaz, Ball and Vance were all heavy smokers and that probably killed so early.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||03/06/2019|
I'm Betty Ramsey's tulips.
|by Anonymous||reply 236||03/06/2019|
I’m CAAAAAAAALLL FOOOOOOOOOOORRRRR PHIIIIIIIIIILLIP MORRRRRREYUSSSSSSSSS!
|by Anonymous||reply 237||03/06/2019|
r235 interestingly Vivian and Bill never smoked on the show. (There are maybe two exceptions.)
Why? Did the producers or Philip Morris not want them to be associated with smoking since they weren't glamourous relative to Lucy and Desi?
|by Anonymous||reply 238||03/06/2019|
I'm the box of Condoms , desi keeps in his dressing room.
|by Anonymous||reply 239||03/06/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 240||03/06/2019|
Hmmmm, I noticed that whenever Viv lit up on the show (2 times?) she didn't seem to know how to hold the cigarette at all. Maybe took one half assed drag before discarding it in an ashtray. Did not look like an experienced smoker at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 241||03/06/2019|
R241, I thought that as well but apparently she really developed a taste for smoking and became very heavily into it.
|by Anonymous||reply 242||03/06/2019|
I’m the Starlight Roof on the 19th floor of the Waldorf Astoria looking WAY down on the Tropicana.
|by Anonymous||reply 243||03/06/2019|
I'm the vaudeville bits Lucy and Ricky and Fred do in back of Ethel while she's singing her heart out in the theater of her hometown, Albuquerque, New Mexico ("Ethel Mae Potter, We Never Forgot Her!).
|by Anonymous||reply 244||03/06/2019|
I'm Ethel's three different middle names.
|by Anonymous||reply 245||03/06/2019|
I'm the not well know blooper that Ricky made: In "The Black Wig" he says "as long as she's in the driver's seat, it would be a shame not to take her for a little ride."
|by Anonymous||reply 246||03/06/2019|
I’m the racist Indian show.
|by Anonymous||reply 247||03/06/2019|
I’m the train robbery episode featuring a black actor!
|by Anonymous||reply 248||03/06/2019|
I’m just hanging around.
|by Anonymous||reply 249||03/06/2019|
I’m the apartment that the Ricardo’s only spent 1 full season in but in the fifth season said they spent a million years in. Liars. That was the other one.
|by Anonymous||reply 250||03/06/2019|
I'm Lucy in grape stomping garb as she saunters around, mingling with the other ladies near the grape vat. I have a bunch of grapes draped over my shoulder as I eat them one by one. I notice all the girls are barefooted and duck behind the pillar and lose the shoes before venturing back out, realizing at once what a mistake that was as I have to go hopping across the stone tiles that are blazing hot from the sun. I move just a little to fast and I almost go ass over elbows as I jump on the edge of the vat. The momentum almost has me going into the vat but the editors cut it back and stop me as I am teetering on the edge.
|by Anonymous||reply 251||03/07/2019|
We're Mr. and Mrs. Fred Horninsky, or as we are more commonly known, the tag-along Mertzes. We have something to tell you: we can't go on your trip.
|by Anonymous||reply 252||03/07/2019|
I'm as alike as two peas in a pod...or two watermelons in a patch.
|by Anonymous||reply 253||03/07/2019|
I'm A Tree Grows in Havana.
Or am I The Perils of Pamela...?
|by Anonymous||reply 254||03/07/2019|
I'm Carolyn Appleby's impersonation of Lionel Barrymore. Or is it Beth Davis?
|by Anonymous||reply 255||03/08/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 256||03/08/2019|
R255, IF YOU ARE GAY. I TAKEAWAY YOUR CARD.
|by Anonymous||reply 257||03/08/2019|
I'm the banana that Stevie Appleby peels with his feet.
|by Anonymous||reply 258||03/08/2019|
I'm the equally wacky Joan Davis, on TV from 1952-1956, forgotten by most everybody except those with taste.
|by Anonymous||reply 259||03/08/2019|
Lucy was pretty.
|by Anonymous||reply 260||03/08/2019|
I’m the clause in Yankee fan Frawley’s contract stipulating that if the Yankees reached the World Series he would be given time off to attend. This happened seven times during the series (which ran nine years), and caused major production headaches.
|by Anonymous||reply 261||03/08/2019|
I’m for Corn’s sake.
|by Anonymous||reply 262||03/08/2019|
I'm the just deceased Dan Jenkins who played tissue paper and comb. Jenkins wrote several articles about ILL and so she put his name into the show.
|by Anonymous||reply 263||03/08/2019|
I'm the stupid woman extra with the umbrella who kept running around like a fool when Lucy pulled the Emergency Brake on the train for the last time. It was my second moment in the show....and I nailed it! Watch this to see both of my BIG moments.
|by Anonymous||reply 264||03/08/2019|
I am "Ricky," Weird Al's 1983 spoof of "Mickey," Toni Basil's 1982 hit. Voice actress Tress MacNeille plays Lucy. Weird Al captures Ricky's laugh perfectly. And, it's a fun salute to "I Love Lucy"
|by Anonymous||reply 265||03/08/2019|
I'm. Ava Garden and I might be people but I'm not like you all.
|by Anonymous||reply 266||03/08/2019|
I don't know whether to be worried about R266's memory or his hearing......
|by Anonymous||reply 267||03/08/2019|
I'm the Grauman's Chinese Theatre set on ILL that ultimately provoked huge disappointment when gaylings grew up and visited Hollywood for the first time.
|by Anonymous||reply 268||03/08/2019|
I'm the glasses on Fred's head.
|by Anonymous||reply 269||03/09/2019|
I'm the car that Marco and Pepine took together on the 4th of July picnic.
|by Anonymous||reply 270||03/09/2019|
We're the campaign signs that Lucy and Ethel made when they were running against each other for club president. We were fun to make, but we have no idea where they actually planned on displaying us.
|by Anonymous||reply 271||03/09/2019|
I'm Sam the porter's BBC.
|by Anonymous||reply 272||03/09/2019|
I'm Lana Turner's stool at Schwab's Drug Store. There was a lot of talk about featuring me in the Hollywood episodes but it never came to fruition.
|by Anonymous||reply 273||03/09/2019|
I'm Mrs. Mulford who sells Lucy a hideous hat before I head off to stately Wayne Manor.
|by Anonymous||reply 274||03/09/2019|
I'm "A Little Bit of Cuba and "A Big Hunk of America"!
|by Anonymous||reply 275||03/09/2019|
I'm Lucy's hair-do in the early first season episodes before it coalesced into the iconic "Lucy Ricardo" hair design.
I'm far less flattering.
|by Anonymous||reply 276||03/09/2019|
I'm Ethel's paralyzing ray gun that falls out of her belt when she climbs over the fence on top of the Empire State building.
|by Anonymous||reply 277||03/09/2019|
We’re the writers of [italic]Kate & Allie[/italic] paying homage to this show and [italic]The Mary Tyler Moore Show[/italic] after already haven taken the basic premise of the Lucy and Viv years of [italic]The Lucy Show[/italic] for ourselves.
|by Anonymous||reply 278||03/09/2019|
I'm Aunt Sally's Pecan Pralines, which Lucy pronounced as "Praw-leens".
|by Anonymous||reply 279||03/09/2019|
I'm the Knickerbocker Hotel you can see from the balcony of the Beverly Palms Hotel. Bill Frawley would die right in front of me.
|by Anonymous||reply 280||03/09/2019|
I'm all the murdered animals in Richard Widmarks den.
|by Anonymous||reply 281||03/09/2019|
I’m the fact that the Vitameatavegamin commercial was the only way to sneak the word “poop” onto the air in the 1950s. Once Lucy got pregnant with Desi, Jr., CBS got wise and made Ricky said she was ‘spectin’.
|by Anonymous||reply 282||03/09/2019|
I'm the painted backdrop of the Graumann's Chinese Theater, R268.....even the box office was painted....if you look at the floor - you can see where I begin....
|by Anonymous||reply 283||03/09/2019|
I'm the fight that unexpectedly morphed into hate-sex that Ricky and Ralph had in the Ramsey's bushes, after Ralph thought Ricky had questioned Betty's taste in furniture. The extra butter used for the watercress sandwiches earlier in the season that was still in the studio fridge was used as lube.
|by Anonymous||reply 284||03/09/2019|
I'm Cornel Wilde who appears shirtless and then is in the bathtub.
|by Anonymous||reply 285||03/09/2019|
How was ILL able to get so many superstars of the time to do the show? Television was still seen as a comedown from the silver screen, but it seems like they were lining up at the door to appear with Lucy.
|by Anonymous||reply 286||03/09/2019|
I think a lot of those actors in the Hollywood episode had something to plug and ILL wasn't just being on television. It was being on a show that was probably number 1 and meant they'd be seen by tens of millions, more people in one night than those who saw all their films put together. I'll also bet Lucy paid some of them, who were on TV, like Bob Hope back by appearing on their shows. I think with the hour shows Lucy appeared on the Danny Thomas show after he appeared on hers or maybe the other way around. I'm not sure.
|by Anonymous||reply 287||03/09/2019|
Doing a brief cameo as oneself on the #1 top-rated show was not the same as a recurring role on a series.
|by Anonymous||reply 288||03/09/2019|
I'm Angela Randall, the "young" actress who looked older than Lucy.
|by Anonymous||reply 289||03/09/2019|
I’m the phrase “this is it!” We used it before Bugs Bunny, [italic]One Day at a Time[/italic], or that Yvonne woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 290||03/09/2019|
We're Parley Baer and Helen Kleeb. We appeared in the episode in which Lucy gets Ricky fired from MGM. Some thirty-odd years later we will both appear in third-season episodes of The Golden Girls.
|by Anonymous||reply 291||03/09/2019|
I'm the guy at the employment agency that L&E visit before they get the job in the candy company. See his raised eyebrows as he hears that they're "together" and hear his knowing "Oh, I seeee".
|by Anonymous||reply 292||03/09/2019|
Ever since we said "I do," I'm all the things we don't.
|by Anonymous||reply 293||03/09/2019|
[quote]I'm Lana Turner's stool at Schwab's Drug Store.
I'm the DL poster who absolutely wouldn't touch that line with a 10-foot pole.
|by Anonymous||reply 294||03/09/2019|
I'm Richard Crenna who looked almost exactly the same as he did 30 years later. I even was mentioned in a Will & Grace episode when Suzanne Pleshette as Karen's mother tells Karen's maid Rosario that she wanted to be on a desert island with him.
He aged beautifully, always a good looking man.
|by Anonymous||reply 295||03/10/2019|
I think Lucy was good friends with a lot of those guest stars. Bob Hope and Van Johnson were friends of hers.
|by Anonymous||reply 296||03/10/2019|
I am Lucy’s big feet like large pizzas. You know what they say about those with big feet.
|by Anonymous||reply 297||03/10/2019|
I'm the Don Loper original worn inside out, so that Jane Sebastian will see the label and turn green with envy.
|by Anonymous||reply 298||03/10/2019|
I'm the chicks that Fred bought that won't start laying eggs for six months.
|by Anonymous||reply 299||03/10/2019|
I'm the turquoise hat Lucy couldn't resist buying even though she made a bet with Ricky that she could refrain from buying a new hat longer than he could resist losing his temper.
|by Anonymous||reply 300||03/10/2019|
I'm Ethel's mispronunciation "Turnbull" when she played a matinee performance of her speech defending Lucy for the girls at the club meeting.
|by Anonymous||reply 301||03/10/2019|
I am autistic little Ricky playing the drums in a daze for a whole two days straight.
|by Anonymous||reply 302||03/10/2019|
We’re Canadian Allied Petrol, grateful for the uptick in our stock thanks to some bandleader in New York. The 1970s and the energy crisis will not be good to us, however. Sell out by 1969 if you want to retire comfortably.
|by Anonymous||reply 303||03/10/2019|
I'm the bottle of My Sin perfume that Mrs. Trumbull is too embarrassed to say out loud - she whispers it into Lucy's ear as they board the Constitution.
|by Anonymous||reply 304||03/10/2019|
I’m the same guy from R292 who also loses a tooth while talking to Lucy and Ethel.
|by Anonymous||reply 305||03/10/2019|
I'm the vents in the Mertz's apartment building through which you can hear all the conversations of every tennant of the building.
|by Anonymous||reply 306||03/10/2019|
I’m Albert who needs to go eat his lunch!
|by Anonymous||reply 307||03/10/2019|
Lucy tries to get into show business again during Ricky's stay in Hollywood. For a clip in a movie I'm the heavy headdress she has to wear while walking gracefully down a staircase but can't manage it - and bombs out yet again.
|by Anonymous||reply 308||03/10/2019|
I'm the big roll of cheese that Lucy holds disguised as a baby in a plane, while another woman with a real baby looks on and becomes suspicious of her.
|by Anonymous||reply 309||03/10/2019|
I am a luau, Ethel’s FAVORITE food!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 310||03/10/2019|
I'm Mayo Brothers where Ethel spent a lovely vacation.
|by Anonymous||reply 311||03/10/2019|
I'm Lincoln's signature on Ethel's high school diploma
|by Anonymous||reply 312||03/10/2019|
I am the bad girl outfits Lucy and Ethel wore to become gangster wives.
|by Anonymous||reply 313||03/10/2019|
I'm the flat tire that Lucy and Ethel mistakenly put back on after taking off.
|by Anonymous||reply 314||03/10/2019|
I’m most of the posters on this thread who are too fucking lazy to read through the first thread before posting repeats.
|by Anonymous||reply 315||03/10/2019|
I'm the announcer , the part of so and so , played By so and so.
|by Anonymous||reply 316||03/10/2019|
I'm Fred's old man union suit that he wore when Lucy was sculpting him.
|by Anonymous||reply 317||03/11/2019|
[quote]I’m most of the posters on this thread who are too fucking lazy to read through the first thread before posting repeats.
Pardon us for not taking the time to review more than 600 previous posts, self-appointed hall monitor.
|by Anonymous||reply 318||03/11/2019|
I'm the cheese in the piccolo.
|by Anonymous||reply 319||03/11/2019|
I'm some of the background actors who just say "Fuckit" and proceed to sit back and watch the action going on in front of them.
|by Anonymous||reply 320||03/11/2019|
I'm the song "El Break-o the Lease-o"
|by Anonymous||reply 321||03/11/2019|
I’m the chocolate maker who gets slapped by Lucy while trying to kill a fly.
|by Anonymous||reply 322||03/11/2019|
I'm that sophisticated-for-1953 dress with pants underneath Lucy wears in an episode or two!
|by Anonymous||reply 323||03/11/2019|
I'm the clock that Fred unplugs at the passport office.
|by Anonymous||reply 324||03/11/2019|
I'm Lucy's conscience who's tells her she's been "gosping, too."
|by Anonymous||reply 325||03/13/2019|
Everyone knew Lucy had a four inch waist.
It's ac lassic.
|by Anonymous||reply 326||03/14/2019|
I'm a baby. That's the term my grandmother used for little tiny people.
|by Anonymous||reply 327||03/14/2019|
I'm Fred choking because $100 is all Ethel has spent on clothes since we've been married.
|by Anonymous||reply 328||03/14/2019|
I'm "Sweet Sue"
|by Anonymous||reply 329||03/14/2019|
[quote]I'm that sophisticated-for-1953 dress with pants underneath Lucy wears in an episode or two!
We're Jacques Marcel and Don Loper, and we think it sucks.
|by Anonymous||reply 330||03/14/2019|
I'm Mrs. Trumble, throwing confetti in the air and saying, "Weee-eeee! Weee-eeee!"
|by Anonymous||reply 331||03/14/2019|
We're the Friends of the Friendless, yes we are, yes we are...
|by Anonymous||reply 332||03/14/2019|
I'm I Love You Truly, the song Mrs. Trumble sang before she was Mrs. Trumble.
|by Anonymous||reply 333||03/14/2019|
I'm the saxophone that Lucy sometimes plays.
Glow little glowworm, glowworm, glowworm...…….
|by Anonymous||reply 334||03/14/2019|
I'm the blood red nail polish that Lucy wears on those pointy 1950s nails.
|by Anonymous||reply 335||03/14/2019|
Glow little glow worm, glimmer, glimmer...
|by Anonymous||reply 336||03/14/2019|
I'm that first on key note that Lucy is constantly searching for whenever she insists on singing:
"Me? Me Me Me....I've been working on the railroad...where do I go to get my teeth snaggled?"
|by Anonymous||reply 337||03/14/2019|
I always imagined The Tropicana was somewhere around Times Square, although the famous Copacabana nightclub was on East 60th, just off of Fifth. Where else would it be?
|by Anonymous||reply 338||03/14/2019|
I'm the world-weary look on Ricky and Fred's faces every time Lucy has a crazy scheme and drags Ethel into it.
|by Anonymous||reply 339||03/14/2019|
I'm Joi Lansing, wiping Desi's cum off my chin before I shoot my scenes with Miss Ball in the desert island episode.
|by Anonymous||reply 340||03/14/2019|
I loved "bad girl" Ethel with that saucy, hip jiggling walk as she sashayed around that house like a real moll. ("He's our leader..we're the band.") Giving that hunky daddy a winky look and a cheek squeeze: "Lay off, baby.....OK."
|by Anonymous||reply 341||03/15/2019|
I'm the sidekick/audience motivator guy in the "Females are Fabulous" episode. See him wave his arms madly, to keep the applause coming.
|by Anonymous||reply 342||03/15/2019|
I'm the Swiss band playing "La Cucaracha."
|by Anonymous||reply 343||03/15/2019|
I'm Walter Reilly's secretary trying to keep Ricky Ricardo's pushy agent out of the office.....
|by Anonymous||reply 344||03/15/2019|
I am the good Prince Lancelot,
I love to sing and dance a lot
|by Anonymous||reply 345||03/15/2019|
I am tenemnananacucaracha tenenrucharacha, What Ricky yells at a flat tire.
|by Anonymous||reply 346||03/15/2019|
I’m the University of Havana class of 1974. Little Ricky won’t be a part of that for obvious reasons.
|by Anonymous||reply 347||03/16/2019|
I’m this flower dress that Lucy wears in quite a few episodes.
|by Anonymous||reply 348||03/16/2019|
I'm the frown on Ethel's face because she gets dragged into all of Lucy's crazy schemes.
|by Anonymous||reply 349||03/16/2019|
I'm Enchilada Ricardo.
|by Anonymous||reply 350||03/17/2019|
I'm the Mashie that Lucy gave the golf pro.
|by Anonymous||reply 351||03/17/2019|
I'm the chocolates on the assembly line that Lucy and Ethel stuff into their mouths and hats and shirts. I wonder what kind they were?
|by Anonymous||reply 352||03/17/2019|
I'm the owner of the pizza parlor that Lucy destroys while covering Mario's shift. Crazy Americana breaka my oven!
|by Anonymous||reply 353||03/17/2019|
I'm the holes for her mouth and eyes Lucy puts in the pizza dough covering her entire head.
|by Anonymous||reply 354||03/17/2019|
I'm Sam Francesco.
|by Anonymous||reply 355||03/17/2019|
I'm the hire for the Cuban Pete number who didn't file charges against the Mrs. Ricky Ricardo for being abducted, bound and gagged, and plunked into a mop sink in a closet at the club for over an hour!
|by Anonymous||reply 356||03/17/2019|
I'm Ethel's initial childish reaction thinking that a light bulb lined sweat box made Lucy dissolve to oblivion.
|by Anonymous||reply 357||03/17/2019|
I'm the Flatbush Avenue train station, where Lucy ended up with the loving cup on her head.
|by Anonymous||reply 358||03/17/2019|
R358 They didn't have tape back then.
|by Anonymous||reply 359||03/17/2019|
I'm a long island.
|by Anonymous||reply 360||03/17/2019|
Well, R360, danged if it ain't.
|by Anonymous||reply 361||03/18/2019|
I'm Lucy the hillbilly who knows where the cigarettes are.
|by Anonymous||reply 362||03/18/2019|
I GOT A BIG POTATAMUS
|by Anonymous||reply 363||03/18/2019|
[quote]They didn't have tape back then.
We’re Ampex inventing videotape in 1956.
|by Anonymous||reply 364||03/18/2019|
I am Lucy’s summer place in Westchester with stables, a swimming pool and tennis courts of course!
|by Anonymous||reply 365||03/18/2019|
I'm the five that Lucy donates to Cynthia.....and the other five that Ethel donates.....
|by Anonymous||reply 366||03/18/2019|
I'm Uncle Elmo's naked body sinking into the tub that also accommodated Ricky's naked body.
|by Anonymous||reply 367||03/18/2019|
I’m snow on the roof. Just because I’m there doesn’t mean there’s no fire in the fireplace.
|by Anonymous||reply 368||03/18/2019|
I'm Bobby the bellboy with one line in the movie.......
|by Anonymous||reply 369||03/18/2019|
I am the hideous dead animals Ricky gave Lucy on their anniversary. I look great on Lucy’s grey dress!
|by Anonymous||reply 370||03/18/2019|
I’m the Viacom V of Doom seen on the 1970s and 1980s syndicated reruns.
|by Anonymous||reply 371||03/18/2019|
[quote]I am Lucy’s summer place in Westchester with stables, a swimming pool and tennis courts of course!
…with room for a polo pony.
|by Anonymous||reply 372||03/18/2019|
I hate to ask, r367, but who is Uncle Elmo...?
|by Anonymous||reply 373||03/18/2019|
Never mind, I looked him up, he's married to Ethel's aunt Martha
|by Anonymous||reply 374||03/18/2019|
I'm Unique if it's a boy, and Euphonious if it's a girl.
|by Anonymous||reply 375||03/18/2019|
I'm Half Beat magazine
|by Anonymous||reply 376||03/18/2019|
I'm Mrs. Littlefield who throws one last biscuit and can't help laughing at myself....I'm SOOO funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 377||03/19/2019|
I'm Countess Bublitchki who has an unidentifiable accent.
|by Anonymous||reply 378||03/19/2019|
I'm the delicious and sumptuous lunch that Ricky orders in Paris, when Lucy is "starving herself" until she gets a Jacques Marcel dress. She refuses: steak, French-fried potatoes, broccoli and Hollandaise sauce, bread with lots of butter, shrimp salad, and a delicious selection of French pastries. Now I'm hungry!
|by Anonymous||reply 379||03/19/2019|
Then I'm the chicken in Ethel's camera bag.
|by Anonymous||reply 380||03/19/2019|
I'm Gladys Kravitz guesting as the wife of a Texas oilman.
|by Anonymous||reply 381||03/19/2019|
R379 types fat. Nothing to be ashamed of, though. I just love chubby, puffy little boys.
|by Anonymous||reply 382||03/19/2019|
I'm Glen Glenn.
|by Anonymous||reply 383||03/19/2019|
Lots of buttah!
|by Anonymous||reply 384||03/19/2019|
I’m the same Gladys Kravitz that also narced on Lucy to the cops when she got a trophy stuck to her head.
|by Anonymous||reply 385||03/19/2019|
I’m a pitcher of Old Fashions, of which Aunt Martha must have had too many.
|by Anonymous||reply 386||03/19/2019|
I’m the swimming pool shaped like a conga drum.
|by Anonymous||reply 387||03/19/2019|
I'm all the money they'll have when they make it up in volume.
|by Anonymous||reply 388||03/19/2019|
I'm the Scottish uniforms that Lucy and Ricky wear in Scotland during their European vacation.
|by Anonymous||reply 389||03/19/2019|
Burns and Allen used 3 cameras. Freund made some technical changes in terms of placement.
|by Anonymous||reply 390||03/19/2019|
I'm Risky Riskerdoo.
|by Anonymous||reply 391||03/20/2019|
I'm rice. Fred has no idea how to cook me.
|by Anonymous||reply 392||03/20/2019|
R392: I’m one of the darkest days of his life, where they threw it at him.
|by Anonymous||reply 393||03/20/2019|
I'm the striped wallpaper that makes Ricky dizzy.....
|by Anonymous||reply 394||03/20/2019|
I’m a masher.
|by Anonymous||reply 395||03/20/2019|
I'm the guy from the rodeo show, who shows the city slickers the proper way to sing/yodel.
|by Anonymous||reply 396||03/20/2019|
I’m Millikan’s Chicken Mash Hour. Y’all Come!
|by Anonymous||reply 397||03/20/2019|
I'm the toilet that Cousin Ernie couldn't believe was inside.
|by Anonymous||reply 398||03/20/2019|
I’m the blonde starlet in Florida who gets a boot out Ricky singing BA BA LUUUU!
|by Anonymous||reply 399||03/20/2019|
[quote]Burns and Allen used 3 cameras. Freund made some technical changes in terms of placement.
Burns and Allen used three live television cameras. On I Love Lucy, Freund used three film cameras shooting simultaneously. The great challenge was to create a lighting plot that would allow three cameras to film three different shots at the same time with uniform picture quality.
|by Anonymous||reply 400||03/20/2019|
I am the roof set, I think I was only used once but I was fascinating ...
|by Anonymous||reply 401||03/20/2019|
I am the mean prowler with a black beard that was eight feet tall and was just horrible!
|by Anonymous||reply 402||03/20/2019|
I’m the 4 dollars and 23 cents that Mrs. Trumble used to get a can of green beans, a box of saltines, a roasted chicken, a quart of milk and COOKING sherry.
|by Anonymous||reply 403||03/20/2019|
I am Madam X.
|by Anonymous||reply 404||03/20/2019|
I'm the father in the hospital waiting room, with NINE GIRLS!
|by Anonymous||reply 405||03/21/2019|
I am curiosity about Ethel Mertz' ever-changing middle names.
Ethel Mertz's middle name was "Louise" in "Lucy and Ethel Buy the Same Dress" #69,
But in "The Middle-Dollar Idea" #79, it had become Vivian's real middle name, "Roberta".
In "Ethel's Hometown" #113, it was "Mae".
|by Anonymous||reply 406||03/21/2019|
I'm the joke in the episode where the couples go to Ethel's hometown in Albuquerque
"Ethel Mae Potter, We Never Forgot Her."
We should all learn to handle cunts (like Lucy) as well as she did.
|by Anonymous||reply 407||03/21/2019|
I'm Ava Gardner. I'm just people - but not like Fred and Ethel.
|by Anonymous||reply 408||03/21/2019|
We’re the shaving brushes from the Sweet Adeline barbershop quartet number.
|by Anonymous||reply 409||03/21/2019|
I'm the wife that see Lucy as Superman on the ledge and the husband who worries that his spouse is a mental case.
|by Anonymous||reply 410||03/22/2019|
I am yelling tiger!
|by Anonymous||reply 411||03/22/2019|
At least George Reeves didn’t fall off that particular ledge...
|by Anonymous||reply 412||03/22/2019|
I'm Howard Thompson who can't date Lucy because he's busy babysitting his grandson.
|by Anonymous||reply 413||03/22/2019|
I'm four tickets to see "The Most Happy Fella" on Broadway.
|by Anonymous||reply 414||03/22/2019|
I am Fernando the Matador. I kill El Toro today. Ole!
|by Anonymous||reply 415||03/22/2019|
I'm Marie Antoinette who was put under the guillotine to scrape the barnacles off her hull.
|by Anonymous||reply 416||03/22/2019|
I'm four tickets to see a matinee of "The Most Happy Fella" on Broadway.
|by Anonymous||reply 417||03/22/2019|
I'm Plaza 52099,.
|by Anonymous||reply 418||03/22/2019|
I'm a Robert Taylor orange. You never got to see me.
|by Anonymous||reply 419||03/22/2019|
R419, yes we did. We just never saw Robert Taylor.
|by Anonymous||reply 420||03/22/2019|
I'm the sad fact that some of the very biggest stars of their day, like Robert Taylor, are virtually forgotten today
|by Anonymous||reply 421||03/23/2019|
I’m Hollywood’s fear of television slowly eroding as more and more movie stars do guest shots.
|by Anonymous||reply 422||03/23/2019|
I'm Clark Gable's refrigerator door opening.
|by Anonymous||reply 423||03/23/2019|
R421 and many of the stars on Lucy are best known for just that, being on ILL like William Holden.
|by Anonymous||reply 424||03/23/2019|
I'm Santiago, Chile -- where it isn't chilly, as a rule.
|by Anonymous||reply 425||03/23/2019|
I'm the tin can flattened by Cary Grant's rear tire.
|by Anonymous||reply 426||03/23/2019|
I'm the "Back Massager" Mrs. Trumbull keeps buried deep in a drawer by her bed...
Sometimes she thinks of that swarthy Cuban man down in Apartment 3D, while she's "massaging her back"
|by Anonymous||reply 427||03/23/2019|
I'm the obscenely wealthy Wall Street asshole who would presumably now own Lucy and Ricky's Upper East Side apartment. (No way could a moderately successful working musician and his wacky stay-at-home wife afford to live there in 2019.) I ripped out nearly all of the charming prewar features, and turned it into yet one more hideously generic testament to Millennial tackiness and self-indulgence.
|by Anonymous||reply 428||03/23/2019|
Hope you can swim R428.
|by Anonymous||reply 429||03/23/2019|
I'm Tallulah Bankhead's ever present flask.
|by Anonymous||reply 430||03/23/2019|
I'm the jokes Lucy made about Ricky's accent, and his pronunciation of words in English, something that would be too politically incorrect to do today.
|by Anonymous||reply 431||03/23/2019|
I'm rejected retail names Lucyeth and Ethellu.
|by Anonymous||reply 432||03/23/2019|
I'm the fake kids that Lucy wrangled up in order to drive off Mr. Ritter, the lecherous grocery man.
|by Anonymous||reply 433||03/23/2019|
That's a nice photo of Elizabeth Patterson r427. She lived from 1874-1966 so she must've been mid 70s during ILL.
|by Anonymous||reply 434||03/23/2019|
I'm the escargot clamp Lucy places on her nose in the Parisian sidewalk cafe.
|by Anonymous||reply 435||03/24/2019|
I'm Bea Benaderet (sp?), Lucy's first choice to play Ethel. Thank God Desi got his way, anx they cast Viv .
|by Anonymous||reply 436||03/24/2019|
We're starting to see some re-runs here, which is appropriate for an "I Love Lucy" thread.
I'm the dress Lucy wears to the country club that is so tight she can't sit down.
|by Anonymous||reply 437||03/24/2019|
I'm the monotone plainness and spacial dichotomy of the living room decor at the Conn. house. About the only things that lend some contrast are the soot stained hearth, a ho hum view from the picture window, and the ugly striped staircase carpet runner. The blah (monotone) assembly line made Early American furnishings look shrunken in proportion to the scale of the room and much of the rustic bric-a-brac is difficult to even notice.
|by Anonymous||reply 438||03/24/2019|
Right you are, R438. The 1950s were the ugliest years for "early American" US home design. Simply hideous, from the knotty pine walls and cupboards to the oversized, useless exterior shutters. Everything was overdone to the max. The Ricardos' Connecticut house was a classic example of American-style kitsch. The only thing missing was a lawn jockey in the front yard.
|by Anonymous||reply 439||03/24/2019|
I'm "I just asked, honey bunch", one of the times Fred really backed down from Ethel.
|by Anonymous||reply 440||03/24/2019|
We’re the pieces of ceiling that fell on Fred and Ethel’s head when Lucy danced “El Break-o the Lease-o” with Ricky’s band accompanying her.
|by Anonymous||reply 441||03/24/2019|
R439, My parents had an Early American living room from around the same time (house was built in 1959). It was indeed as bland and bourgeois as Lucy and Ricky's Connecticut house, but I have some fun, nostalgic memories of Scotchguarded tweed, copper brick-a- brack and braided rugs.
|by Anonymous||reply 442||03/24/2019|
I am young, budding actress Barbara Eden's spectacular ass wiggling in that tight dress at the country club shindig. No wonder Desi spent a lot of time chasing after it during time outs in the filming.
|by Anonymous||reply 443||03/24/2019|
I'm Dore Schary, I'm Dore Schary.
|by Anonymous||reply 444||03/24/2019|
I'm Ethel's threat of taking Fred and apart putting him back together.
|by Anonymous||reply 445||03/24/2019|
I'm "Who's Dory Schary". I'm "You can take my screenplay right to Dory Schary".
|by Anonymous||reply 446||03/24/2019|
Yeah, r442 I remember the popularity of EA. My grandmother had an orange tweed EA sofa with dark specks interwoven. Not that I'm on the lookout for one but I think I could make a slender 1960s wing back sofa with partial wood rail armrests on the front corners work as a stand alone EA piece with a mix of other period styles for a LR. The overstuffed stapled together loud ugly print variety from the 70s/80s were godawful tacky though.
|by Anonymous||reply 447||03/24/2019|
I'm the sarcasm with which Fred called Ethel "Honeybunch".
|by Anonymous||reply 448||03/24/2019|
I am Lucy's directive that Barbara Eden's dress be made even sexier, despite the chance that Desi wouldn't be able to resist
|by Anonymous||reply 449||03/24/2019|
I'm Lucy stupidly buying back her apartment furniture piece by piece that they should have hung onto in the first place from the new newlyweds who moved into their apartment.
|by Anonymous||reply 450||03/24/2019|
I'm the legs of the sofa, barely saved from being sawed off
|by Anonymous||reply 451||03/24/2019|
I'm Fred's dormant passion for Ethel rekindled on the S. S. Constitution.
|by Anonymous||reply 452||03/24/2019|
I’m Robert Taylor’s feet!
|by Anonymous||reply 453||03/24/2019|
I the beautiful house guest Diana played by Barbara Eden.
|by Anonymous||reply 454||03/24/2019|
Another mention of the Barbara Eden episode
I'm the rare overlooked bit showcasing Lucy's physical comic genius when she holds onto the sofa and hits the floor because her dress is too tight.
|by Anonymous||reply 455||03/24/2019|
I'm Ethel's Grace Kelly hairdo.
|by Anonymous||reply 456||03/24/2019|
We are supposed good friends the Orsattis and Van Blacks who politely decline Lucy's last minute party invitation. Wee are never mentioned again. Some friend, huh?
|by Anonymous||reply 457||03/25/2019|
I'm the hideous blouse that looks like maternity garb that Viv wore in this episode.
|by Anonymous||reply 458||03/25/2019|
I’m a bum sport.
Is it my fault I don’t feel much like jumping off the roof of my own apartment building?
|by Anonymous||reply 459||03/25/2019|
Oh God---Barbara Eden turning a walk-on into a big deal. Without her awful Bewitched knockoff, we'd have been spared her hasbeen hangining-on, and perhaps Larry Hagman, as well. The queeny Hayden Rorke would have gone on to making guest shots on Screen Gems comedies as he had for years.
|by Anonymous||reply 460||03/25/2019|
I’m Janet Waldo. I was later the voice of Judy Jetson until I got screwed out of the movie for Tiffany. But before any of that I was on this show as one of Ricky’s younger fans. Also co-starring with me was Richard Crenna.
|by Anonymous||reply 461||03/25/2019|
I'm the cigarette lighter that the Mertzes gave the Ricardos for their anniversary, after Ethel changed the price tag from $4.95 to $32.50.
|by Anonymous||reply 462||03/25/2019|
I'm the candlestick just like the one the Ricardos gave me at the same party.
|by Anonymous||reply 463||03/25/2019|
Speaking of Lucy's great physical acting, I have to mention the fantastic job she did when she was "gosping" (with her mouth taped shut) with Ethel about the scandal her friends were experiencing in their bad marriage. She brilliantly acted out that entire scenario right up until the black and blue husband was carted off in the black mariah.
Then there was Ethel, who could not figure out the answer was "mink stole" as Lucy elaborately mimed the clues. Ethel couldn't even get the answer once she got the word "stole" right. Talk about a dumb bunny!
Lucy also got them some place to spend the night in Italy by acting out the request in sign language.
|by Anonymous||reply 464||03/25/2019|
I’m Fred Mertz’s casual racism about Ricky’s “grubby Cuban paws” over breaking their new TV.
|by Anonymous||reply 465||03/25/2019|
And her mimed testimony in the "Make Room for Danny" episode of the Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour was also expert and hilarious.
I can't find that clip, but her imitation of Marjorie starts at about 1:15 in this clip....that's pretty funny, and racy, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 466||03/25/2019|
That time signature is all messed up.....courtroom scene starts at about 40:00
|by Anonymous||reply 467||03/25/2019|
I'm the mistress of ceremonies for the senior shenanigans of the Rappahanick School for Girls.
|by Anonymous||reply 468||03/25/2019|
I’m the real first name of Carolyn /Lilian Appleby.....
|by Anonymous||reply 469||03/25/2019|
I'm Mrs. Hammond, the rental agent. I only reunited the Ricardos and the Mertzes are their fight because I wanted to protect my commission.
|by Anonymous||reply 470||03/25/2019|
I’m the Country Club Dance episode but I’m really just a reworking of the Charm School episode.
|by Anonymous||reply 471||03/25/2019|
I’m the loaf of bread with too much yeast coming out of the oven and making my way to other side of the kitchen. (Pinning Lucy.)
|by Anonymous||reply 472||03/25/2019|
I shame that loaf of bread didn't just finisher her off.
|by Anonymous||reply 473||03/25/2019|
I’m the doughboy named Fred Mertz who has too much yeast in him and is coming out of his uniform.
|by Anonymous||reply 474||03/25/2019|
I'm the overflowing pot of rice Ricky and Fred made. Someone probably mentioned me before but there's a lot of me to go around!
|by Anonymous||reply 475||03/25/2019|
I'm Mother Carol. Ethel, dear, you have three choices: a Japanese geisha girl, an American Indian, or an Eskimo.
|by Anonymous||reply 476||03/25/2019|
I'm Ethel's outfit, the reason for objections to cultural appropriation
|by Anonymous||reply 477||03/25/2019|
I'm Lucille Magnani.
|by Anonymous||reply 478||03/25/2019|
Couldn't I be a tourist who's so homesick she's blue?
|by Anonymous||reply 479||03/25/2019|
I'm "My Favorite Husband." If you know some of the "ILL" scripts, you'll find me very familiar.
|by Anonymous||reply 480||03/25/2019|
We're Jess Oppenheimer and Madelyn Pugh writing the "Equal Rights" script and laughing our fucking asses off at the prospect of Viv going ballistic when she opens the script and see that Ethel has to kiss Fred on the lips.
|by Anonymous||reply 481||03/26/2019|
I'm the tall stack of break-away plates that Lucy drops in the restaurant where she and Ethel were ditched by Ricky and Fred.
|by Anonymous||reply 482||03/26/2019|
I'm Xavier the maître d' jerking off to gay porn in my office as I wait for those two middle-aged broads to finish washing dishes.
|by Anonymous||reply 483||03/26/2019|
I'm "We're all odd, aren't we?" the most direct or indirect reference reference to being gay on the show.
|by Anonymous||reply 484||03/26/2019|
I’m the sinking feeling this show would never be seen again if the characters were black.
|by Anonymous||reply 485||03/26/2019|
R481 I’m the last laugh Viv gets cause if you look real close I don’t actually kiss ol fuck face Frawley on the lips at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 486||03/26/2019|
I'm the fact the Lucy and Ethel obviously chose not to shave their legs or hairy pits when they decided to live back in the gay 90s.
|by Anonymous||reply 487||03/26/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 488||03/26/2019|
I'm Edna, Albert's wife and I don't eaten much either.
|by Anonymous||reply 489||03/26/2019|
I'm Mrs. Benson. Mention the empty room in my apartment now that my daughter is married and I break down in tears.
|by Anonymous||reply 490||03/26/2019|
I'm Norma Varden, so many memorable but uncredited roles in so many movies
|by Anonymous||reply 491||03/26/2019|
I'm Al Hergascheimer.
|by Anonymous||reply 492||03/26/2019|
Fuck off, R42.
|by Anonymous||reply 493||03/26/2019|
I'm the shells!
|by Anonymous||reply 494||03/27/2019|
We're twins. And we're both evil.
|by Anonymous||reply 495||03/27/2019|
I'm Helen Erickson Sears Kaiser. Age: 29.
|by Anonymous||reply 496||03/27/2019|
I'm Ava Gardner's black lace lingerie.
|by Anonymous||reply 497||03/27/2019|
In the episode where Ricky says he's going to Europe and Lucy can't go, I'm jealous, instigating Ethel, getting Lucy all riled up with imagining Ricky going all over Europe without her.
|by Anonymous||reply 498||03/28/2019|
I'm the Ricardos' and Mertz's chickens that laid the fresh eggs that Betty Ramsey used to bake the cake that Kay Bailey raved about Ramseys' dinner party.
|by Anonymous||reply 499||03/28/2019|
I'm Fred's mysterious birthday present to Ethel a year earlier. I'm too long to be a stole, but too short to be a volleyball net.
|by Anonymous||reply 500||03/28/2019|
I'm the rug Lucy didn't realize she cut when she was making her dress.
|by Anonymous||reply 501||03/28/2019|
I'm half a Lucky Buck
|by Anonymous||reply 502||03/28/2019|
I’m a trumpet mute at the Tropicana. I was all the rage in the 1940s and early 1950s but disappeared from popular music altogether in subsequent decades.
|by Anonymous||reply 503||03/29/2019|
That's "bonus buck," r502. Turn in your gay card asap.
|by Anonymous||reply 504||03/29/2019|
I'm the two large jugs of henna rinse Lucy attempts to save when she thinks the apartment is on fire.
|by Anonymous||reply 505||03/29/2019|
I'm Ricky's band in drag and clearly not happy about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 506||03/29/2019|
I'm Goldblatt's Delicatessen.
|by Anonymous||reply 507||03/29/2019|
I'm Fred's stack of muscle men skin magazines that he beats off to in the basement.
|by Anonymous||reply 508||03/29/2019|
I’m Helen Kaiser. I was Lucy’s baby-sitter but I’ve been telling my husband I’m 29 when I’m really 57. Sorry, Droopy Drawers, but I can’t vouch for you on your passport.
|by Anonymous||reply 509||03/29/2019|
I am Sidney Kaiser and I need glasses.
|by Anonymous||reply 510||03/29/2019|
We're the 16 plugs for "Blood Alley."
|by Anonymous||reply 511||03/29/2019|
I'm Linda Lunch in apartment A6. Albert has no problem eating me.
|by Anonymous||reply 512||03/29/2019|
I'm Lucy's maid. I like peanut butter and rifling through Mr Ricardo's "sock" drawer.
|by Anonymous||reply 513||03/29/2019|
I'm Ethel's pussy, drenched and quivering at the anticipation of Billy Hackett and Deke Arledge DP-ing me.
|by Anonymous||reply 514||03/29/2019|
We’re Billy Hackett and Deke Arledge. We’re a couple now, and there’s no way we want to get close to Ethel Mae’s pussy.
|by Anonymous||reply 515||03/29/2019|
I’m Cesar Romero, thrilled to be guesting on the first of the new hour-long episodes, and even more thrilled that Desi is letting me blow him later tonight.
|by Anonymous||reply 516||03/29/2019|
I’m the meatballs and spaghetti and pitsa! that Ricky and Fred order in the Equal Rights episode.
|by Anonymous||reply 517||03/30/2019|
I’m Barbara Pepper, Lucy’s old Goldwyn Girl pal. I’m fat and frowzy now and Lucy usually throws me a couple of lines here and there throughout the season. She never made me a member of the Wednesday Afternoon Fine Arts League, though, dammit.
|by Anonymous||reply 518||03/30/2019|
I’m the toaster Lucy aimed at an angle so Ricky could catch the toast in his hand.
|by Anonymous||reply 519||03/30/2019|
I'm that nosy Mrs. DeVries from the building across the alley who informed Ricky that Lucy was sitting out on the ledge of their apartment.
|by Anonymous||reply 520||03/30/2019|
I'm Lucy with Ethel on the roof busted damaging property.
|by Anonymous||reply 521||03/30/2019|
I'm Betty Ramsey and I'm not really from Albuquerque
But I want to get to know this gorgeous Ethel Mertz woman better...if you know what I mean
And I think you do (picture us scissoring, naked in my beautifully decorated bedroom)
|by Anonymous||reply 522||03/30/2019|
Bravo to those of you who are coming up with yet unmentioned things after almost 1200 posts. You ROCK!!
I ran out in thread 1.
|by Anonymous||reply 523||03/30/2019|
I'm a young dark haired Aaron Spelling playing the yokel offering directions at the beginning of the Tennessee Bound episode .
|by Anonymous||reply 524||03/30/2019|
I'm the drunk customer, contemplating if he should order a one cent hamburger in the diner.
|by Anonymous||reply 525||03/30/2019|
R524 Good one.
I'm the scarf Fred ties around his head while cleaning the apartment to keep the dust out of his hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 526||03/30/2019|
I'm the flat heeled shoes Lucy wore in every episode because it was easier to do stunts in.
|by Anonymous||reply 527||03/30/2019|
I'm hot, handsome daddy Bill Hall. It's even a mystery to me why I married that frumpy, homely Louanne.
|by Anonymous||reply 528||03/30/2019|
I'm Ricky hiding behind the kitchen backdoor. I'm going to scare Lucy when she sneaks in to get something from the refrigerator.
|by Anonymous||reply 529||03/30/2019|
I'm the rubbery piece of cheese that won't stay folded in the cheese sandwich.
|by Anonymous||reply 530||03/30/2019|
I'm the second door in the Mertz's apartment that was inexplicably moved from stage right to stage left in order to accommodate the gag of Lucy having to go through the Mertz's apartment to get back to her kitchen. I appear only once and will never been seen or mentioned again.
|by Anonymous||reply 531||03/30/2019|
^in the new furniture episode
|by Anonymous||reply 532||03/30/2019|
I'm Ricardo Alberto Fernando Ricardo y Acha. Thank you, but I'm not sneezing.
|by Anonymous||reply 533||03/30/2019|
I'm the fringe on Lucy's collar that was placed there by Eloise so it would become wildly exaggerated when she got dumped in the starch bath.
|by Anonymous||reply 534||03/31/2019|
I'm the nasty, little ol' money that Lucy gets back.
|by Anonymous||reply 535||03/31/2019|
[quote]many of the stars on Lucy are best known for just that, being on ILL like William Holden.
Right, because otherwise, William Holden would be totally forgotten today, having only starred in crappy B-movies like "Sunset Boulevard" and "Network."
|by Anonymous||reply 536||03/31/2019|
R536, I'm certain more people remember him getting pied by Lucy than seeing him face down in a swimming pool. Lucy says in another episode that one of her friends saw "Sabrina" multiple times and Holden himself plugs "The Country Girl" but none of those are as well known as the Lucy episode.
|by Anonymous||reply 537||03/31/2019|
R537 needs to get out more.
|by Anonymous||reply 538||03/31/2019|
R538, you ARE on a Lucy thread, sweetheart. We all need to get out more.
|by Anonymous||reply 539||03/31/2019|
I'm city pallor.
|by Anonymous||reply 540||03/31/2019|
I'm oil to lubricate your scalp and vinegar to marinate your scalp.
|by Anonymous||reply 541||03/31/2019|
I'm ham. Next to sugar, I'm Cuba's biggest export.
|by Anonymous||reply 542||03/31/2019|
I'm the Golbloots.
|by Anonymous||reply 543||03/31/2019|
I'm the Mertz's unjustified anger at Lucy, after Fred turns on the fan that causes all those fucking feathers to fly all over the place.
|by Anonymous||reply 544||03/31/2019|
I'm Lucy's ownrehearse espontaneous testimony.
|by Anonymous||reply 545||03/31/2019|
I'm Tulsa. Lucy spent two weeks in me.
|by Anonymous||reply 546||03/31/2019|
I'm Lucy's maiden name, Alfred Drake.
|by Anonymous||reply 547||03/31/2019|
I'm the Ricardo's 50 dollar a month rent and I'm two months behind. I secretly seeth when 2,000 dollars worth of furniture is crammed in me.
|by Anonymous||reply 548||03/31/2019|
I'm sirloin, tenderloin, T-bone, rump
pot roast, chuck roast, oxtail, stump.
|by Anonymous||reply 549||03/31/2019|
I'm Lucy's dumb, boring retarded mother. They should've tried to get Spring Byington for this occasional role.
|by Anonymous||reply 550||03/31/2019|
I'm the penny that Ethel holds while Fred pinches it.
|by Anonymous||reply 551||04/01/2019|
I'm the Byram River Beagle Club.
|by Anonymous||reply 552||04/01/2019|
I'm asparagus tips. Fresh, tender asparagus tips.
|by Anonymous||reply 553||04/01/2019|
I'm Lucy becoming head of the PTA and spearheading charity drives two episodes after moving to Westport.
|by Anonymous||reply 554||04/01/2019|
I'm the trick dribble glass with tomato juice.
|by Anonymous||reply 555||04/01/2019|
I'm the wonderful Verna Felton as Mrs. Porter, the new maid, responding to Lucy's arch question as to which Mrs. Mertz was on the phone, requesting to speak to her:
"The one you owe 2 months rent to...."
|by Anonymous||reply 556||04/01/2019|
I'm the one piece of chocolate that gets away from the girls. No one notices me because I go by so fast. And, the audience is too busy laughing.
So, here I am. And, in colour too.
|by Anonymous||reply 557||04/01/2019|
I'm the one unlucky baby chick that accidentally gets crushed underneath the box after Lucy releases them in the den.
|by Anonymous||reply 558||04/01/2019|
I’m a wicked city woman..
|by Anonymous||reply 559||04/01/2019|
I'm the black dress Lucy recycled from being the Wicked City Woman to the Charm School graduate.
|by Anonymous||reply 560||04/01/2019|
I'm Eve Whitney, part-time lesbian. If you gentlemen will excuse me, I'll join the girls.
|by Anonymous||reply 561||04/01/2019|
I'm the seemingly endless closet of costumes the Ricardos and the Mertzes must have had. Space suits with bubble helmets? His and hers Spanish costumes? Black tux with shiny top hat and monocle? 18th century French outfit with walking stick? Carmen Miranda get-up with fruit hat? It's all in there. Even an adult size Buster Brown suit.
|by Anonymous||reply 562||04/01/2019|
I’m the hitch in Lucy’s get along.
|by Anonymous||reply 563||04/01/2019|
I'm the Italian wig on Ethel that Fred says looks like "life with Luigi."
|by Anonymous||reply 564||04/01/2019|
I'm Caperucita Roja.
|by Anonymous||reply 565||04/01/2019|
I'm the cold feet Ethel's getting while on a routine souvenir hunt
|by Anonymous||reply 566||04/01/2019|
I’m Caperucita Roja’s grandmama’s big ojos.
|by Anonymous||reply 567||04/01/2019|
I'm DL fave Susan Johnson, heard off-screen in THE MOST HAPPY FELLA 'Big D' snippet
|by Anonymous||reply 568||04/01/2019|
We're the cunt with resting bitch face and her whipped husband who missed the first act of The Most Happy Fella because of a speeding ticket. We thought that judge would never let us go.
|by Anonymous||reply 569||04/01/2019|
I am the lovely ballet routine Bobby The Bellboy from the Beverly Palms does when he brings in the dry cleaning.
|by Anonymous||reply 570||04/02/2019|
I'm Tillie Merriweather.
|by Anonymous||reply 571||04/02/2019|
I'm Mrs. Merriweather. "Shut up, you worm".
|by Anonymous||reply 572||04/02/2019|
I'm the defeathered duck Lucy shot down mid-flight.
|by Anonymous||reply 573||04/02/2019|
I'm Grace Foster, and I shake like I have Parkinson's for some strange reason. And no, I'm not fucking Ricky, nor am I running away with the milk man.
|by Anonymous||reply 574||04/02/2019|
"But imagine that driver smiling and looking like more of a friendly Dave Chappell type probably featuring a fake college white guy voice."
That guy never in his life looked like "a friendly Davel Chappell type." He's hideous; it makes the flesh crawl to look at him. And that's just it; I don't think she DID look at him. She just hopped in the car, probably still glued to her phone. Did no checking of any kind to see if it was her Uber ride, just jumped in the car that pulled up towards her. Slimeballs will do that in hopes they'll get lucky, pull their car up to some girl walking alone and say "need a ride?" Only a prostitute or someone hopelessly naive or not very bright would take them up on their offer.
|by Anonymous||reply 575||04/02/2019|
I'm Grace Foster's lack of anger at Lucy and Ethel getting paint all over her couch and floor.
|by Anonymous||reply 576||04/02/2019|
Wow -- is R575 ever lost!
|by Anonymous||reply 577||04/02/2019|
Oops. How did I end up in the Lucy thread? Sorry about that!
|by Anonymous||reply 578||04/02/2019|
I'm the mickey that Ricky slipped Lucy.
|by Anonymous||reply 579||04/02/2019|
I'm the bus driver who made Mrs. McGuillicuddy promise never to ride a NYC bus again, in exchange for him leaving his route and dropping her off directly in front of the Ricardos' building. I wonder if she wound up keeping her promise.
|by Anonymous||reply 580||04/02/2019|
I'm William "Bill" Parker. I'm prepping my prod for a Pitt prem.
|by Anonymous||reply 581||04/02/2019|
I'm Ernie Ford And His Four Hot Chicken Pickers, as featured on MIllikan's Chicken-Mash Hour.
|by Anonymous||reply 582||04/02/2019|
I'm "the Calla Lilies that are in bloom again"...uhm, I mean "Mama Mia, them Calla Lilies, they've got to bloom again!"
|by Anonymous||reply 583||04/02/2019|
I'm the chopsticks from Don the Beachcomber.....
|by Anonymous||reply 584||04/03/2019|
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|by Anonymous||reply 585||04/03/2019|
I'm "homemade bread and fresh-churned butter!"
|by Anonymous||reply 586||04/03/2019|
I'm the jam Grace Munson made from the grapes in her own arbor.
|by Anonymous||reply 587||04/03/2019|
I'm Carlotta Romero. Even though I'm a fat cow, I want Ricky to fuck me.
|by Anonymous||reply 588||04/03/2019|
I'm Lita Baron, who played all grown-up Renita Perez.
I performed with Xavier Cugat, was married to Rory Calhoun, had a long career and lived to be 92, and but don't you think that fucking 5 minute cameo was at the top of my obituary in 2015.
|by Anonymous||reply 589||04/03/2019|
I'm Ethel's line in the "First Stop" episode that "Oh I forgot my toothpaste", so that the audience knows that that is toothpaste over her face, and not cum, when she emerges from the bathroom after the cabin rocks back and forth from the train
|by Anonymous||reply 590||04/03/2019|
I'm Lucy who stopped the train. But not by dragging her foot.
|by Anonymous||reply 591||04/03/2019|
I'm the sign maker who got rich off Aunt Sally.
|by Anonymous||reply 592||04/03/2019|
I'm the continuity error in the "First Stop" episode. Lucy is clearly wearing pants in the car. When her stand-in gets out of the car to check if Aunt Sally's is open during whatever location shooting they did, she is wearing a skirt.
|by Anonymous||reply 593||04/03/2019|
I'm Mrs. Glazingham's play entitled "Pearl One, Drop Two, or Much Ado about Knitting."
|by Anonymous||reply 594||04/03/2019|
I'm the lynx stole that Fred says they will use as a bathmat, to taunt Lucy hiding on the outside ledge.
|by Anonymous||reply 595||04/05/2019|
I'm Part Three!
|by Anonymous||reply 596||04/05/2019|
Yea, I'm the winner in the marry Ethel Mae Potter contest.
|by Anonymous||reply 597||04/05/2019|
I'm the singing that sounds lousy now that I'm down here.
|by Anonymous||reply 598||04/05/2019|
I'm the frying pan that doubles as a bullet proof vest.
|by Anonymous||reply 599||04/05/2019|
I'm the train that the studio will send to pick up a big star like Ethel Mae.....and take us to Part Three.
|by Anonymous||reply 600||04/05/2019|