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Cockgobblin’ Aaron Schock’s Adventures Part IV: Free At Last!

Last we saw our hero, he was getting his nips virtually pinched by Instagram attention whores congratulating him for “winning.” VINDICATED, they said.

(To be clear, charges against the law maker were dropped on the grounds that the court believes he was ignorant of the law.)

Anyway! Last week, he was threatening to run for Congress again. This week, he has been working out sans shirt with his former congressional intern and gay DJ/model/hooker Eliad cohen.

Also, this just in: Pictured with former intern/current fuck friend and creepy magazine editor/sugar daddy, who captioned this photo “Filled our tummies and our hearts.”

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by Anonymousreply 356June 3, 2019 10:10 PM

People should learn how to use Photoshop to fix photo flaws. That is not a good photo to leave raw.

by Anonymousreply 1March 13, 2019 1:42 AM

In related news, like Aaron, Cumcrazy Cory will never come out, either.

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by Anonymousreply 2March 13, 2019 1:55 AM

He's not anti-gay, though, r2, so your analogy is shit.

by Anonymousreply 3March 13, 2019 2:19 AM

Kathy should've used his head instead.

by Anonymousreply 4March 13, 2019 3:23 AM

It’s amazing how Aaron is all but out on his Instagram account from whom he follows. The only thing missing is the one about Grindr. Funny how his sex partners have never spoken out.

by Anonymousreply 5March 13, 2019 7:27 AM

If I were Miss Aaron, I would not trust little Ryan. What else does he have? I don’t know. But as soon as he crosses that former intern, she’s going to hold a oress conference, trot out her mom holding the blue dress and then put their sex tape on the big screen.

by Anonymousreply 6March 13, 2019 9:18 AM

Gobble gobble?

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by Anonymousreply 7March 13, 2019 9:29 AM

R7 The one on the left is not Aaron.

by Anonymousreply 8March 13, 2019 9:34 AM

He wishes.

by Anonymousreply 9March 13, 2019 3:08 PM

[quote] [R7] The one on the left is not Aaron.

R8 if you click on the image of the guy on the left it takes you straight to Aaron Schock's instagram.

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by Anonymousreply 10March 13, 2019 3:27 PM

Aaron Schock is listed as being five foot eight inches tall and shorter people often lie about their height so how tall are the other two guys.

by Anonymousreply 11March 13, 2019 3:28 PM

R11 The one on the right appears to be a little person, or close to it.

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by Anonymousreply 12March 13, 2019 3:29 PM

We represent the Lollipop Guild...

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by Anonymousreply 13March 13, 2019 3:30 PM

He looks old as fuck now.

by Anonymousreply 14March 13, 2019 3:35 PM

Forty is mere days away

by Anonymousreply 15March 13, 2019 3:47 PM

r8 I wonder who it is.

by Anonymousreply 16March 13, 2019 5:21 PM

R16 Some gay slut.

Some *other* gay slut. Sorry; I should have been specific.

by Anonymousreply 17March 13, 2019 5:25 PM

He looks just like Aaron.

by Anonymousreply 18March 13, 2019 5:26 PM

R7...he WISHES....

by Anonymousreply 19March 13, 2019 5:33 PM

"Tummies"? What are they, four years old?

by Anonymousreply 20March 13, 2019 5:40 PM

Cummy in the tummy, R20!!!

by Anonymousreply 21March 13, 2019 5:42 PM

At a West Hollywood pool party

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by Anonymousreply 22March 18, 2019 5:32 AM

Sausage party! Sausage party!

by Anonymousreply 23March 18, 2019 5:46 AM

Who the fuck wants to hang around with this Schock fraud, lying criminal?

by Anonymousreply 24March 18, 2019 6:03 AM

Where did that come from R22? Amd is there a RESERVED sign on the back of the guy next to him?

by Anonymousreply 25March 18, 2019 9:17 AM

[quote] Who the fuck wants to hang around with this Schock fraud, lying criminal?

In some quarters, tormented closet queens are tolerated. I don't know how any self-respecting gay man could stomach the cockgobbler. Fuck him under cover of night maybe, but not be seen with him publicly.

by Anonymousreply 26March 18, 2019 12:29 PM

HI GUYS!!!

Just a head’s up! I will be gogo danthing on the bar at Mickeys with my former intern, the fabulith Republican twink Ryan, this Thaturday! Don’t misth it!!!

PS No, I still don’t thupport gay marriage, or gay relationships, but I definitely thupport body worship and pig play, so come on out and see me!!

by Anonymousreply 27March 19, 2019 8:56 AM

Look how much fun she’s having

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by Anonymousreply 28March 19, 2019 5:36 PM

So many forgiving fags in WeHo, apparently.

by Anonymousreply 29March 19, 2019 9:05 PM

His body is starting to look old. Like if I saw just the body at R28 I'd assume it's the body of a man in his late 40s to 50s.

by Anonymousreply 30March 19, 2019 9:09 PM

If Schock is 5 foot 8 (which I doubt, since he's a Republican, and therefore lies about EVERYTHING,) then that THING on the far right in OP's picture can't be more than 4 foot 8.

Like Dr. Ruth in drag.

by Anonymousreply 31March 19, 2019 9:35 PM

I think he's fabulous!

by Anonymousreply 32March 19, 2019 10:04 PM

The tall clean cut guy second from the right in R28’s photo is a Weho bartender/Insta-gay, right?

by Anonymousreply 33March 19, 2019 10:08 PM

It looks like his implants are slipping in tha pic.

by Anonymousreply 34March 19, 2019 10:09 PM

She should start getting tats now that she's "on the circuit". Any suggestions, DLers? What's the current trend for aging party boiz?

by Anonymousreply 35March 19, 2019 10:15 PM

Wow, he’s an all-out Big Gay Slut now, huh? Where did that picture come from, R28?

by Anonymousreply 36March 20, 2019 12:12 AM

He really does have some 48 DDDs going on there. Those tits would have been popular in the slammer if new News Corporation Board Member Paul Ryan hadn’t gotten Bitch Titties Aaron’s charges dropped.

by Anonymousreply 37March 20, 2019 12:14 AM

Just astonishing that someone hasn't jumped on here to reveal details about hooking up with her.

by Anonymousreply 38March 20, 2019 12:25 AM

Chaste...it's a thing.

by Anonymousreply 39March 20, 2019 12:26 AM

R38 Review old Cockgobbler threads. People have told stories.

by Anonymousreply 40March 20, 2019 12:28 AM

R35 - Hopefully he doesn’t get tatted up - might be a little trashy for consulting/lobbying etc. If he’s smart this is all just advertising for the main prize, a really rich husband. Will be very interesting to see if he’s in the Pines this summer. There are enough hypocritical limousine liberals out there, I’m sure he’ll be a hit.

by Anonymousreply 41March 20, 2019 12:35 AM

Gross, R41.

He must have so many microbial flora and fauna cross pollenated from California to Florida to DC to Mumbai swimming around in his system by now.

by Anonymousreply 42March 20, 2019 12:38 AM

cummy loads feel great!

by Anonymousreply 43March 20, 2019 12:39 AM

Gobble Gobble

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by Anonymousreply 44March 20, 2019 12:44 AM

I'm very concerned about what's going on here:

Their faces all seem to be wonky.

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by Anonymousreply 45March 20, 2019 12:44 AM

Oh I see. Well, now I feel like a massive asshole. He looks fantastic after the weight loss.

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by Anonymousreply 46March 20, 2019 12:48 AM

[quote] So many forgiving fags in WeHo, apparently.

All I can think is they may not know of his past. He's an aging, flaming gym bunny who fits in with the crowd now. Weho gays of that stripe are not politically aware. Even if they know he was a congressman, they may not understand that he was a rabidly anti-gay congressman. It's possible they may not care -- "that was before and this is now." Between the supplements, the gym, the meth, the disco lights and the fisting there is not much room for conversation.

by Anonymousreply 47March 20, 2019 12:48 AM

Another one with the obviously hetrosexual Cockgobber:

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by Anonymousreply 48March 20, 2019 12:49 AM

Oh lord...that queen on the left at r48 makes Kurian look masculine and rugged.

by Anonymousreply 49March 20, 2019 12:53 AM

He is always shirtless in pictures with shirtless gay gym himbos. It’s bizarre for someone who was on TV two weeks ago declaring he had been wronged and will run for office and claim his vengeance on the corrupt justice system. Is he going to do that with his nipple bags out, too?

by Anonymousreply 50March 20, 2019 12:53 AM

I cannot get over those massive mammaries in R28. Are they Beverly Hills implants? They’re shockingly big and widespread, like he asked a plastic surgeon to embed the plains states into his chest.

by Anonymousreply 51March 20, 2019 1:02 AM

R12 : That's some stereotypical actor gay who was on RHOsomething.

Can't stand guys with "squeak" / "kermit" voice.

by Anonymousreply 52March 20, 2019 1:05 AM

In the middle I think you mean.

by Anonymousreply 53March 20, 2019 1:05 AM

how the hell is he supporting himself?

by Anonymousreply 54March 20, 2019 1:07 AM

R52 His name is Mark Kurian. He owns Beverly Hills Lifestyle Magazine, and he employs Lisa Vanderpump from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as a fashion editor or something stupid. I think her daughter is involved somehow. Their big claim to fame is that Nicole Kidman was on the cover.

Kurian seems a bit psycho. He listed on his Twitter and Instagram accounts that he was the vice chair of the Trevor Project board of directors—but he never was on their board. The organization had to ask him several times to remove the false info. He finally did and then made his Twitter account private. Who would ever publicly lie about being on the board of a nonprofit that prevents gay teen suicides? Aaron Schock’s sugar daddy, of course.

Schock met Sam Smith, Elton John and David Furnish backstage at their Hollywood concerts. He knows one person connected enough to get him there. That little creeper Kurian has an arrangement with the Cockgobbler, and by an arrangement...well, go ahead and visualize and come back after you’re done vomiting.

by Anonymousreply 55March 20, 2019 1:11 AM

Oh yeah, the Dorit photoshoot stereotypical gay.

Now I remember, R55.

by Anonymousreply 56March 20, 2019 1:17 AM

R36 Found it on Twitter

by Anonymousreply 57March 20, 2019 1:37 AM

Where I found it, obviously not the original source.

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by Anonymousreply 58March 20, 2019 1:40 AM

That little Kurian troll midget has some really gross Instagram photos, weird fake bad photoshop or filters going on.

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by Anonymousreply 59March 20, 2019 2:00 AM

Kurian looks like an alien.

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by Anonymousreply 60March 20, 2019 2:03 AM

Another pic of Kurian.... so odd and fake looking, Why would anyone post that?

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by Anonymousreply 61March 20, 2019 2:05 AM

It looks like some creepy mask that a cult would wear for sacrifices to Cthulhu.

by Anonymousreply 62March 20, 2019 2:10 AM

[quote] That little creeper Kurian has an arrangement with the Cockgobbler, and by an arrangement...well, go ahead and visualize and come back after you’re done vomiting.

It...won't...stop!!! Everytime I envision that gay gnome touching anyone sexually...it makes me...*blrrgggg!!!!*

by Anonymousreply 63March 20, 2019 4:31 AM

Aaron looks like a butch lesbian @ R48.

by Anonymousreply 64March 20, 2019 4:39 AM

Just now noticed The Cockgobbler's left hand around the waist of the (shirtless) guy in the middle of R28's photo.

That's not gay or anything, is it?

by Anonymousreply 65March 20, 2019 5:37 AM

I have a feeling Aaron might have lost his virginity at that pool party.

by Anonymousreply 66March 20, 2019 8:29 AM

I think they are all Reptilians, from Kurian to Trump to the Cockgobbler. How else do they all get away with doing the things they do? Only Illuminati membership explains it

by Anonymousreply 67March 20, 2019 8:30 AM

He posted all these starfucking and attention-seeking shirtless pics as IG stories before he was let off. Then he posted self-congratulatory ones after. And now...radio silence. What do you think is happening? Waiting for the Botox and the hair transplants to settle before the next spectacular titty show?

by Anonymousreply 68March 20, 2019 4:34 PM

He’s going to lose the public goodwill if he doesn’t show that body off again soon. What is he thinking?

by Anonymousreply 69March 20, 2019 7:52 PM

Lol...a professional conservative Christian reputation manager is offering his services to Aaron.

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by Anonymousreply 70March 20, 2019 10:50 PM

R70 He's Indian of course.

by Anonymousreply 71March 20, 2019 10:52 PM

R71 Of course. Must have heard Aaron likes chicken dikka masala.

by Anonymousreply 72March 20, 2019 10:56 PM

Eliad Cohen a gay event arranger from Tel Aviv used to work for him? I had no idea! Eliad with his hairy chest is super hot

by Anonymousreply 73March 20, 2019 10:59 PM

Why is Kurian trying to look like an anime character who overdosed on Crest Whitestrips?

These idiots in WeHo should be ashamed of themselves. I wouldn't be so forgiving of Cockgobbler. Good to see he is still on steroids, though.

by Anonymousreply 74March 20, 2019 11:12 PM

Phone home, Mark.

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by Anonymousreply 75March 20, 2019 11:14 PM

he's hiding from the troll. he doesn't need him anymore.

by Anonymousreply 76March 20, 2019 11:15 PM

what the actual fuck?

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by Anonymousreply 77March 20, 2019 11:25 PM

Unretouched side by side with wax figure anime character.

I'd seriously not want to pose next to him . It's laughable.

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by Anonymousreply 78March 20, 2019 11:27 PM

More bearded Schock with the troll and various other WEHO gays.

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by Anonymousreply 79March 20, 2019 11:30 PM

That Kurian guy looks like the Martian freaks in Total Recall.

by Anonymousreply 80March 20, 2019 11:30 PM

Is Kurian a precursor to the Greys?

by Anonymousreply 81March 20, 2019 11:30 PM

R77 Imagine his supremely white veneers dripping with Aaron’s milky milt. And then...and then...and then...Aaron leans down and smashes tongues with Mark as Mark whines like a Maltipoo that has to pee.

Enjoy your nightmares!

by Anonymousreply 82March 20, 2019 11:32 PM

FEAR

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by Anonymousreply 83March 20, 2019 11:33 PM

You should be thanking Kurian for finally showing us the face of the Illuminati.

by Anonymousreply 84March 20, 2019 11:33 PM

Actual caption: “Filled our tummies and our hearts.”

Lots of cum swapping between the Zeti Reticulan, the Cockgoblin and his little twinky intern/whore.

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by Anonymousreply 85March 20, 2019 11:35 PM

PREPARE TO LEARN THINGS.

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by Anonymousreply 86March 20, 2019 11:41 PM

After looking at Schock’s ‘enviable’ hyperhomo life, I am so, so eternally grateful that I never left DC for West Hollywood. I thought I might in my early 20s.

I WOULD BE SO FUCKING VAPID AND NOT HAVE ANY IDEA HOW STUPUD I AM.

Near miss.

Thank you, Fates, for saving me.

by Anonymousreply 87March 20, 2019 11:45 PM

Explain what the little guy is doing with Aaron again. And Aaron looks desperate.

by Anonymousreply 88March 20, 2019 11:48 PM

Holy Christ. Is that Kurian dude an insect? He has like 4 eyelids. His eyes are enormous. Can you imagine waking up next to that at, say, 6:00 am when it's still dark outside? I might have to step on him like a cock-a-roash.

by Anonymousreply 89March 20, 2019 11:48 PM

The vlog is hilarious. He talks about his misfortune when some vapid queen wanted to help him at the gym. Which he of course snidely dismissed.

by Anonymousreply 90March 20, 2019 11:52 PM

R88 If I am remembering the IG chronicles chronologically, they first posted together at the Mosaic gay megachurch cult in West Hollywood. Friends! And then photos at events, and then dinners, and then more events, including at Barry’s Bootcamp, with which Aaron has a personal connection, and so it looks like Aaron started bringing Mark into his world and not just invading Mark’s. And then suddenly Aaron was posting photos with gay celebs of the sort Beverly Hills Lifestyle Magazine would feature.

Soooo...CALL ME CRAZY, but I have this wild, totally impossible notion that maybe Aaron is trading sex with this weird little guy for cash, favors and connections.

Allegedly!

OR, far more likely, they became fast friends and quickly realized it is true love.

by Anonymousreply 91March 20, 2019 11:53 PM

Can I make a citizen arrest on the gay hate voting ex congressman when next I see him at the tubs?

he belongs in the tower with the crows....

by Anonymousreply 92March 20, 2019 11:54 PM

Why doesn't someone out Schock? Or is it just common knowledge now and no one gives a shit about him?

by Anonymousreply 93March 20, 2019 11:56 PM

These are the people he's thankful for. Whites only.

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by Anonymousreply 94March 20, 2019 11:56 PM

R92 He seems to be spotted and photographed at all the gay places everywhere and no tell yet of any confrontations. Even guys here seem like they would beg him for his body despite insisting they find his being vile. Gay men are no smarter than cocker spaniels when a pretty Lassie prances by.

by Anonymousreply 95March 20, 2019 11:57 PM

my neighbor, a hot big georgous black man, swears he fukd what looked like schock at a glory hole in a nasty part of LA.....said he got gono from him.

by Anonymousreply 96March 21, 2019 12:01 AM

I think Aaron is living in constant hope he will be “outed.” It would be a dream come true.

All the tension of being closeted? Poof! Gone.

All the pressure of having to find the courage to be honest with the world? Gone, with no courage required.

All the attention he would get from the media? All he ever wanted from life.

All the self-hating gays, including LGBT media editors and producers, who would throw themselves at him? Dream come true. So easy.

The redemption story opportunity? Getting to play victim again so soon? Dreams!

That’s why I won’t do it.

by Anonymousreply 97March 21, 2019 12:03 AM

La Princesse de Peoria!

by Anonymousreply 98March 21, 2019 12:13 AM

Is he going to go on Botched when he has those massive implants taken out?

by Anonymousreply 99March 21, 2019 12:17 AM

They look like Jessie Godderz's implants.

by Anonymousreply 100March 21, 2019 12:22 AM

He's less attractive without the political power. He needs to get back in office to regain some of the attraction.

by Anonymousreply 101March 21, 2019 12:23 AM

Also, R101, hair plugs.

by Anonymousreply 102March 21, 2019 12:31 AM

Schock and the troll are hanging out with Cole Medders who has a banging body and was on Survivor a few years ago.

by Anonymousreply 103March 21, 2019 12:45 AM

R103 whores

by Anonymousreply 104March 21, 2019 12:50 AM

🏃And Aaron cried wee-wee all the way home.

by Anonymousreply 105March 21, 2019 1:12 AM

I thought LA was home to only the beautiful people, the troll changes my mind.

by Anonymousreply 106March 21, 2019 1:16 AM

R106 He has the money. There are non-beautiful people in LA. They’re called producers.

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by Anonymousreply 107March 21, 2019 1:25 AM

Does Aaron cry when Mark K fucks him with his fat nine incher?

by Anonymousreply 108March 21, 2019 1:44 AM

[quote] [R88] If I am remembering the IG chronicles chronologically, they first posted together at the Mosaic gay megachurch cult in West Hollywood.

Mosaic has gay congregants but it is not a gay church. The church pastor believes that homosexuality is a sinful condition. It is the perfect church for self-loathing gays who believe being gay is a curse.

by Anonymousreply 109March 21, 2019 5:18 AM

[quote] These are the people he's thankful for. Whites only.

In LA, there is so much diversity you'd have to carefully cultivate a "whites only" social life. It is not an accident and not a function of profession, geography or socio-economic strata. There is a person of color just outside the frame of each one of that little person's photos.

by Anonymousreply 110March 21, 2019 5:25 AM

Without family $$$, he would be just another whore on the corner, begging for a 20 dolla rock.

by Anonymousreply 111March 21, 2019 6:05 AM

R111 Family money? If he the heir to a vast Peoria fortune? I thought Schock grew up middle/working class. He went to a community college.

by Anonymousreply 112March 21, 2019 6:52 AM

Aaron’s heavy, heaving boobies must make a loud slapping sound when he is bouncing on Mark’s dick.

by Anonymousreply 113March 21, 2019 7:29 AM

Have any special ladies been spotted on Aaron's arm lately?

by Anonymousreply 114March 21, 2019 1:38 PM

I'm still obsessed with the anime character. What on earth would possess someone to do that to all their selfie pics? Also, he's all over almost every guy he poses with.... that must be kind of strange.

by Anonymousreply 115March 21, 2019 4:46 PM

Pics of Aaron, WeHo boys, and the rest are fine, but why do people keep posting so many photos of that Mark creature? Not all of us want to vomit. Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 116March 21, 2019 5:13 PM

I feel like Mark should become the new Datalounge mascot.

by Anonymousreply 117March 21, 2019 5:18 PM

I wish I had Aaron's strength & courage.

by Anonymousreply 118March 21, 2019 10:59 PM

I hope their kids get Mark’s teeth and Aaron’s tits.

by Anonymousreply 119March 21, 2019 11:35 PM

[quote] I feel like Mark should become the new Datalounge mascot.

He bears an uncomfortable physical resemblance to 88.73% of Dataloungers.

by Anonymousreply 120March 22, 2019 3:08 AM

I can't be the only one who sees Roger Rabbit villain Judge Doom in Mark Kurian, right? Careful Aaron, this guy is a maniacal toon in disguise who will buy up all of Toontown, buy your next election, and kill all the toons in the process!

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by Anonymousreply 121March 22, 2019 3:29 AM

[quote]Have any special ladies been spotted on Aaron's arm lately?

No, but Chris Burrous's ass has.

by Anonymousreply 122March 22, 2019 3:32 AM

The fag just got her hair did.

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by Anonymousreply 123March 22, 2019 3:34 AM

Hate that gay hairdo, looks like a little pillbox hat....ugh

by Anonymousreply 124March 22, 2019 3:41 AM

At the Sally Hershberger salon no less...

by Anonymousreply 125March 22, 2019 3:49 AM

While Aaron is cockgobblin, Mark is just a straight up goblin

by Anonymousreply 126March 22, 2019 7:05 AM

R125 Kristen Hetland has been his friend, or at least servicing him, for years. She has posted photos of herself cutting his hair several times. She’s apparently an out-and-proud lesbian of the rarest kind: a non-activist who would rather be a starfucking celebrity stylist who cuts the hair of a closeted antigay Republican than live a life of integrity. The kind who is won over by the looks and charms of a vapid male Pam Anderson who carries his GOP card proudly. Perhaps talking about their co-admiration of Trump gets Aaron and Kristen gets them worked up enough that they can pull off a quickie after getting hot and swampy thinking about the rising Fourth Reich and walk away feeling less gay.

by Anonymousreply 127March 22, 2019 9:24 AM

Here she is telling him, “Honey, no, there’s nothing I can do about the back. You’re bald. Just keep the cameras away from that side. This is what riders are for: put it in your rider. No filming from behind. You know, hairplugs do take for some guys. Have you thought about it? They’re pretty expensive, but there are so many tax dollars you could steal to pay for it. You should run for office. You’ll have, like, unlimited public funds to imbezzle for plugs, Botox, Juvederm and Restylane, bigger implants. Double jeopardy, Babe. They can’t even try to hold you accountable again. Jackpot, Babe. Jackpot. Now go get dat hole patched.”

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by Anonymousreply 128March 22, 2019 9:31 AM

2016: “Lucky girl I get all the cute boys.”

Do you think Aaron eagerly showed this to his dad? “Dad! I told you it was worth the wait...I finally found THE ONE!”

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by Anonymousreply 129March 22, 2019 9:41 AM

I just checked the BEVERLY HILLS LIFESTYLE MAGAZINE website and Lisa Vanderpump's last "editorial" (which was heavily featured) was dated "Winter 2017." Tho I did notice that that hot piece Cole Medders lists himself as a writer for BHL Mag on his Insta bio.

by Anonymousreply 130March 22, 2019 10:11 AM

R130 Lisa’s nepotism-brewed daughter Pandora is a ‘food writer’ for the magazine.

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by Anonymousreply 131March 22, 2019 10:18 AM

And so is cute gay leprechaun Stuart O’Keeffe, who is on a Food Network show. His Instagram shows him to be pretty inoffensive, all about food, his puffy little dogs and sometimes working out in a tank top. The last of these sorts of photos plus his connection to the magazine frankly surprise me that he doesn’t pop up in photos with Mark Trollian and the Cockgobbler. I hope he keeps a healthy and sane distance from the gobbler with his cobbler.

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by Anonymousreply 132March 22, 2019 10:22 AM

Ugh, never mind. Here’s Stuart with Kurian. I bet that little imp has had every dick he posts a trophy photo with. Maybe he’s like the Game of Thrones dwarf, smarter and hornier than we could ever imagine.

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by Anonymousreply 133March 22, 2019 10:24 AM

Laura Linney is dead to me!

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by Anonymousreply 134March 22, 2019 10:26 AM

[quote] The fag just got her hair did.

That word is hateful...yet oh so appropriate in reference to the Cockgobbler. His lack of integrity and honesty is profound.

by Anonymousreply 135March 22, 2019 4:48 PM

The editor in chief of Beverly Hills Lifestyle magazie's IG motto is:

I AM GOING TO MAKE EVERYTHING AROUND ME BEAUTIFUL

umm - could you do something about Mark Kurian, then?

by Anonymousreply 136March 22, 2019 9:17 PM

I doubt anyone is giving that troll d without the green.

by Anonymousreply 137March 22, 2019 9:36 PM

Why is everyone saying he’s seriously balding? His hair doesn’t look that bad to me.

by Anonymousreply 138March 22, 2019 10:21 PM

This would’ve been Aaron if he had just been honest about who he is.

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by Anonymousreply 139March 23, 2019 12:51 AM

Bless your heart, r138.

by Anonymousreply 140March 23, 2019 1:44 AM

[quote]Why is everyone saying he’s seriously balding? His hair doesn’t look that bad to me.

MSNBC bald cam:

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by Anonymousreply 141March 23, 2019 1:48 AM

She might as well DIE!

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by Anonymousreply 142March 23, 2019 1:51 AM

I had no idea he was so out. Little Miss Peoria is almost flaunting his gay these days it appears.

by Anonymousreply 143March 23, 2019 2:00 AM

There is no justice in the world. He was a thief and rabidly antigay Congressman...and he gets off scot-free and is living a carefree existence. As many of you have said previously, he will come out to great fanfare and will be lionized by the gay press because he is white, conventionally attractive, and has abs. I guess the concept of karma is alien in this Age of Trump.

Sorry to crash the party, but he makes my blood boil.

by Anonymousreply 144March 23, 2019 2:01 AM

R144, you are not alone. I will note any agency of LGBT media or community service that voices support or admiration for, or is conciliatory to, Schock when he comes out.

by Anonymousreply 145March 23, 2019 5:01 AM

We dont want him either.

by Anonymousreply 146March 23, 2019 11:58 AM

I liked Aaron's looks better while he was in congress on the the Men's health cover. He seems way to muscled now.

Has he essentially moved out to California now? He's from rural southern Illinois--maybe sporting a foreskin?

by Anonymousreply 147March 23, 2019 2:01 PM

He’s cut.

by Anonymousreply 148March 23, 2019 2:03 PM

That Kurian guy is unbelievably hideous and apparently completely unaware.

by Anonymousreply 149March 23, 2019 2:46 PM

We ho in WeHo. Yaaas WeDo!

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by Anonymousreply 150March 23, 2019 3:14 PM

He has gone all-out bodybuilder. Probably a way to deal with all his pent-up tension over trying to get away with defeauding the government, balding, hunting for discreet tops, etc.

by Anonymousreply 151March 23, 2019 4:33 PM

Since Schock is putting himself out there, when will some interviewer ask him if he's gay?

by Anonymousreply 152March 23, 2019 4:50 PM

One more question, Mr. Schock. It’s a two parter. Do you plan to run for Congress again, and if so will you bring the gay intern you are fucking all over West Hollywood to Washington as your houseboy, or will you just use the local DC whores when you need a deep dicking from a skinny Latinx twink?

by Anonymousreply 153March 23, 2019 5:08 PM

Check out who liked this pic. He couldn’t be gayer if he pooped out rainbow Truvada pills.

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by Anonymousreply 154March 23, 2019 5:39 PM

Definitely seems like his type

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by Anonymousreply 155March 23, 2019 6:36 PM

R155 The guy on the left doesn’t have an 8 pack. I don’t imagine Aaron would waste any time with him unless he has a really big...bank account.

by Anonymousreply 156March 23, 2019 6:42 PM

He enjoys the syrup of man upon his cakes or from the tap.

by Anonymousreply 157March 23, 2019 8:50 PM

Aaron's friends look like wannabe losers. Just like him.

by Anonymousreply 158March 23, 2019 9:34 PM

What if Aaron gets Ryan pregnant? Then he will be a real daddy!

by Anonymousreply 159March 23, 2019 9:49 PM

killer killer bod.but the face and the hair arent going to hold up much longer without work.

by Anonymousreply 160March 23, 2019 9:56 PM

Does Truvada make the hair on the crown of your head fall out? Asking for a constituent.

by Anonymousreply 161March 23, 2019 10:06 PM

Weho Gays - Tell us your Aaron Schock stories! Does he show up late to the house parties and make a grand entrance?

by Anonymousreply 162March 23, 2019 11:18 PM

Will Aaron be the youngest ex-Congressman to go completely bald?

by Anonymousreply 163March 23, 2019 11:37 PM

Stress often causes premature baldness when Republican elected officials are victims of evil governmental witch hunts!!!

by Anonymousreply 164March 23, 2019 11:42 PM

Does vindication make lost hair grow back? Asking for a friend.

by Anonymousreply 165March 23, 2019 11:45 PM

Dear Aaron,

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by Anonymousreply 166March 23, 2019 11:54 PM

Heh.

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by Anonymousreply 167March 24, 2019 12:04 AM

I shall hold my head high!

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by Anonymousreply 168March 24, 2019 11:48 AM

Friends forever!! 💕

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by Anonymousreply 169March 26, 2019 9:52 AM

It’s your turn, Mr. Trump. You get to see me in a wet tee shirt. Now let me see you...*tee hee!*

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by Anonymousreply 170March 26, 2019 9:55 AM

Any news from the hobgoblin?

by Anonymousreply 171March 27, 2019 9:27 PM

Took Mark four years to share a bottle of tap water with this guy.

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by Anonymousreply 172March 27, 2019 9:30 PM

Aaron is in DC gettin dat DC dik.

by Anonymousreply 173March 29, 2019 12:14 AM

Mike Pence smiles to himself.

by Anonymousreply 174March 29, 2019 12:17 AM

Oh a coworker of mine saw Pence and Mother at Le Diplomate last weekend. Blech.

by Anonymousreply 175March 29, 2019 12:20 AM

This thread is hard to find because OP didn’t use “Cockgobbler” in the subject and the search function doesn’t pick up Schock because it has an apostrophe.

by Anonymousreply 176March 29, 2019 2:30 PM

Look how rapidly balding she is!

With DL Fave Michael Dean today

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by Anonymousreply 177March 29, 2019 2:32 PM

She has hit the wall!

by Anonymousreply 178March 29, 2019 2:36 PM

He must be doing a lot of “hard work” to afford all the Botox and fillers that make his face look like a porcelain baby doll.

He posted several IG story videos of himself working out this morning. Porn star Austin Wolf posts the same sorts of stories constantly. Is Aaron preparin’ and inchin’ toward his big Michael Lucas moment?

by Anonymousreply 179March 29, 2019 3:14 PM

There's nothing more riveting than watching someone workout on Instagram.

by Anonymousreply 180March 29, 2019 3:32 PM

My theory is that he posts these location-tagged IG stories to signal to clients he’s in town and pumped up and ready for a call...

Yesterday he was in DC. Last night at the Metropolitan Opera. How does an unemployed man who owes the government $100k afford those met tickets and that tux, eh, Daddy Warbucks?

by Anonymousreply 181March 29, 2019 3:46 PM

[quote] She has hit the wall!

It looks like the wall has hit her. Receding hairline and those saggy titties...

by Anonymousreply 182March 29, 2019 4:52 PM

Hair loss and breast tissue growth are both commong side effects of steroid use.

by Anonymousreply 183March 29, 2019 5:44 PM

The Cockgobbler's genitals will be shrinkin' too, while his rosebud will be gettin' bigger.

by Anonymousreply 184March 29, 2019 5:51 PM

is that what happens to implants? they kind of start sagging downward?

by Anonymousreply 185March 29, 2019 5:53 PM

Here’s a place promoting pec implants in the Emirates. Looks like Aaron’s chest.

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by Anonymousreply 186March 29, 2019 5:57 PM

He is hotter than you could ever dream to be, OP. Love that you male sucking dick an insult. How republican of you.

by Anonymousreply 187March 29, 2019 6:12 PM

Oh Aaron, go away you closeted freak.

by Anonymousreply 188March 29, 2019 7:52 PM

We need to make a parody of The O'Kaysions' "I'm A Girl Watcher" called "I'm A Cock Gobbler."

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by Anonymousreply 189March 29, 2019 8:22 PM

Everyone deserves a second chance, but for those of us who get one we usually apologize for past behavior, words, and actions and work to remedy our misdeeds. Schock admits that he made mistakes in running his Congressional office, and he wants to help remedy a broken justice system. Okay. Fine.

It's obvious from the company he keeps, the places he visits, and the things that he does, that Aaron Schock is gay. Yet, he has made no public statement that he is gay. He's struggling to do so. It's clear from the interview, when Mika B. said that she understood that he "has some issues with a lot of things." He needs to come out, and he had better apologize for his anti-gay stances and statements in the past. Then tell us what he will do to remedy those misdeeds.

Until that happens, he remains a privileged little prick surrounded by egregiously privileged gym bunnies and other assorted vacuous personalities

by Anonymousreply 190March 29, 2019 8:37 PM

Maybe it's an unpopular opinion, but even when he does come out, I still won't support him. Even if he becomes a Democrat, I won't ever be on his side.

by Anonymousreply 191March 29, 2019 8:41 PM

R191 I agree. He's never done anything I respect and he can work for a good decade as the second coming of Mother Therese before I would ever reconsider his decades of indulgent narcissism.

by Anonymousreply 192March 29, 2019 8:44 PM
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by Anonymousreply 193March 29, 2019 9:07 PM

What a plastic monstrosity.

by Anonymousreply 194March 29, 2019 9:10 PM

Mark Kurian looks like a cartoon character. Yikes!

by Anonymousreply 195March 29, 2019 10:02 PM

Reminds me vaguely of a young Max Headroom. Even has the hair down pat.

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by Anonymousreply 196March 29, 2019 10:10 PM

I can't decide which is more pathetic. That he looks that weird in reality or that photoshops his pictures to look that weird.

by Anonymousreply 197March 29, 2019 10:13 PM

Or that he thinks he looks good.

by Anonymousreply 198March 29, 2019 10:14 PM

Ummm... guyth, thith ith MY thread, not Mark’th! I’m gonna throw a hithy fit if you don’t thtop!!

by Anonymousreply 199March 29, 2019 10:29 PM

Not sure what that long diatribe above is about. He is a smarmy narcissistic opportunist. He ran for Congress, moved to DC, promptly took his clothes off for a magazine cover and strutted around gay neighborhoods talking about Paul Ryan’s hot body on TMZ while voting against LGBT civil rights. Who would have sympathy for that?

Plus the crimes.

Plus cavorting with whores and other opportunists in West Hollywood and doing who knows what with Indian diplomats every chance he got while under federal indictment. The guy blows his nose and cash-green privilege comes out instead of snot.

He proudly shows on Instagram that he’s boinking his former congressional intern, who is gay and who served his antigay efforts.

What did he talk about on Morning Joe? Two things: 1) He’s a victim!! And 2) Men’s Health cover photo. He mentioned it at least twice in a four-minute segment.

He is gay. He fucks guys. Lots of guys ranging from former employees and professional fuckers. And he is a narcissist and really just wants to fuck himself.

Yes, please. Let us lavish him with sympthy.

by Anonymousreply 200March 29, 2019 11:51 PM

Bravo R200! You summed it up better than anyone else.

I despise him and wish him the very best of the worst!

by Anonymousreply 201March 30, 2019 12:06 AM

He's gorgeous....that said, he's an asshole for being a closet case and for his horrific voting record as a congressman. Maybe he was closeted when he was in office, he wouldn't be the first, but he should have the balls to come out as gay and apologize to every gay man and boy he's wronged!

by Anonymousreply 202March 30, 2019 1:44 AM

[quote] Maybe it's an unpopular opinion, but even when he does come out, I still won't support him. Even if he becomes a Democrat, I won't ever be on his side.

I'm with you. He knew he was a homosexual when he was saying and doing egregious things to erode the security and well-being of other gay people. He is that hateful closet case in high school who went out of his way to make the rest of us miserable. He wielded his power as a federal legislator AGAINST us. So unless he plans to conspicuously use as much effort to right his wrongs he does not deserve support and cannot redeem himself.

by Anonymousreply 203March 30, 2019 2:19 AM

Still hateful

by Anonymousreply 204March 30, 2019 2:31 AM

He hasn't apologized by either word or action. That is kind of step one before any possibility of forgiveness can even be discussed.

by Anonymousreply 205March 30, 2019 7:26 AM

What the HELL did he do to his eyes? Well, at least Faye Resnick thinks he is beautiful.

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by Anonymousreply 206April 9, 2019 6:44 PM

Please take your hand off me. Please.

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by Anonymousreply 207April 9, 2019 6:46 PM

It's kind of disturbing that EVERYONE pictured in Mark Kurian's IG feed is white. Every single one of them. In Hollywood, no less.

by Anonymousreply 208April 10, 2019 8:52 PM

marK K Kurian

by Anonymousreply 209April 10, 2019 11:43 PM

Mark Kurian here.

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by Anonymousreply 210April 13, 2019 3:09 PM

Left: Self-hating criminal prostitute.

Center: Up-and-coming gay prostitute.

Right: Whoremongering little rich person. Tyrion Lannister without the wit or intellect.

What do we think they got up to on the night this was taken. Did the Cockgobbler gobble two cocks? Did his former intern/fuck buddy/hookering partner/rich-man-baiting-twink get spit roasted? Did the imp pay the politician and his intern to tie him up and electrocute his little midget nips while watching Aaron getting pegged by his mentee’s gigantic strapon while they all recited Christian scripture at the altar of a Mike Pence cardboard cutout? What is happening here? All we know is that Kurian wrote that the unholy trinity “filled our tummies” on this evening. Gobble gobble.

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by Anonymousreply 211April 14, 2019 10:22 AM

Legs splayed, ass up, captioned “coming in hot-n-ready...but what else is new?”

Liked by Aaron, former boss of this kid on Capitol Hill.

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by Anonymousreply 212April 14, 2019 10:25 AM

Cockgoblin’s former intern tagged himself shirtless in a hotel on Capitol Hill in DC...

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by Anonymousreply 213April 14, 2019 11:24 AM

Oh to be a young shirtless republican twink intern on Capitol Hill.

by Anonymousreply 214April 14, 2019 1:57 PM

He should be publicly shamed, Japanese-style.

by Anonymousreply 215April 14, 2019 3:17 PM

I still think most of y'all are jealous of Aaron.

by Anonymousreply 216April 14, 2019 3:42 PM

The intern is cute - did cockgobbler get to gobble that?

by Anonymousreply 217April 14, 2019 3:42 PM

R217 They have posted several photos together, both always without their shirts. They fuck. The gay antigay criminal congressman is fucking his gay intern broadcasting it for public consumption. He could only be bolder if he put a noose around his neck and accused a Bernie Bro of trying to kill him for being too straight.

by Anonymousreply 218April 14, 2019 3:51 PM

So the gobbler likes his interns "hot-n-ready" - wow, this thread is the gift that keeps on giving

by Anonymousreply 219April 14, 2019 3:54 PM

Who doesn't like their interns that way R219? You prefer them plain, boring, and female?

by Anonymousreply 220April 14, 2019 4:44 PM

That is not a hotel, R213. That looks like someone's house.

by Anonymousreply 221April 14, 2019 4:59 PM

R221 Looks a lot like Senatrix Lindsey’s house, in truth.

by Anonymousreply 222April 14, 2019 5:02 PM

Thanks OP for keeping us up to date on the aging scumbag. (I think the technical term for him now is 'Grizzled'.)

I think I've had my gayface quota for the year. The Mark Kurian instagram account is particularly photo filter hilarious. The capped teeth are the stuff of grinning nightmares.

by Anonymousreply 223April 14, 2019 5:17 PM

I called Schock's office the day he resigned to wish him farewell on behalf of the gays, and a young lisping QUEEN answered the phone. I bet it was that guy at R213.

by Anonymousreply 224April 14, 2019 5:37 PM

The pic at R207 shows how much filtering, facetuning, photoshopping, et. al go into most of his photos. I wonder why he left that one untouched?

by Anonymousreply 225April 14, 2019 5:46 PM

[quote]Looks a lot like Senatrix Lindsey’s house, in truth.

Can't be. I don't see a fainting couch.

by Anonymousreply 226April 14, 2019 5:48 PM

[quote] I still think most of y'all are jealous of Aaron.

Only in the way one might envy some vile schlub who wins the lottery. If I commit a crime I go to jail. How is this nitwit above the law?

by Anonymousreply 227April 14, 2019 6:20 PM

“How is this nitwit above the law?”

He is a STRATEGIC cockgobbler.

by Anonymousreply 228April 14, 2019 6:31 PM

Did he settle on whoring or is he preparing for a go as a politician? His indecision is on display on his Instagram account.

Prior to his would-be trial, he traveled all over and posted photos in LA with his gay celebrity johns (blackmail material to pressure them to intervene on his behalf with high-powered officials maybe?), with gay physical trainers/actual prostitutes, and then skiing and manspreading in a hot tub. Then he came to DC, got off figuratively and undoubtedly literally with Aunt Lindseys of DC who helped him out, and posted all about his alleged vindication for a week or so and did press saying he might run for Congress again and, oh, btw, in case you forgot, I was once on a men’s magazine cover. Then he went back to IG and posted photos and videos working out, suggesting he might be selling himself as a fitness industry whore. I thought we’d be seeing muscle milk and smoothie packet sales pitches on his social media before long.

And then...nothing. He has gone underground again.

What do you think he is up to? Is he getting rich financiers together and making a new deal with the devil to become a loud and obnoxious Trumpster politician, or is he quietly raking in Venmo transactions from rich old men?

by Anonymousreply 229April 16, 2019 9:26 AM

Has anyone showed this video of him opposing gay marriage to those vapid West Hollywood queens he is with?

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by Anonymousreply 230April 16, 2019 10:10 AM

R230 I can’t speak for anyone else, but yes. The lesbian who cuts his hair and promotes him to promote herself, Kurian, Eliad Cohen—all of them and others. No one cares. They already knew. Kurian is obviously an opportunist with serious psychological issues that probably stem from how weird he looks; he just schemes to scam money from rich people and to associate A listers with his magazine so that he can collect manwhores like a real-life ‘Suddenly Last Summer’ man-baiter. And Cohen is from Isreal and I would put money on him being an avid Republican Zionist. Not all gay people are decent people, and many indecent people work against their own communities’ interests as long as they profit personally.

by Anonymousreply 231April 16, 2019 10:20 AM

he is a cunt who voted against gay legislation.....we never forget.

by Anonymousreply 232April 16, 2019 10:53 AM

Where are our roving DL reporters? What's the latest news coming out of Weho? Is Aaron still going to Barry's and brunch and gay pool parties?

by Anonymousreply 233April 16, 2019 11:19 AM

Agreed, R232.

Did you see the video I posted at R230?

by Anonymousreply 234April 16, 2019 11:21 AM

I think he is or was in DC over the past couple of days, along with his former intern and longtime fuck friend.

by Anonymousreply 235April 16, 2019 11:23 AM

Can he really serve the US while he is servicing patrons from India?

by Anonymousreply 236April 16, 2019 11:25 AM

He’s another bizarro Republican who sides with or at the very least will not criticize the extremists, including gay haters and racists, and ironically has a strong preference for swarthy, “exotic” nonwhite or “adjacent” men. All the Instawhores he likes and follows fall into this category, ranging from ethnic Italian or Greek looking to north African, middle eastern/Arabic, Indian, Latino, light-skinned black/white mixed and Jewish musclebunny pinups. That would be sort of to his credit if he were not so hypocritically supportive of racists.

Here’s one of the guys he follows. Tunisian, lives in Dubai, exhibitionist, lives in a glass closet.

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by Anonymousreply 237April 16, 2019 11:53 AM

Another one he follows. “Mohammed. Kinda like the prophet.”

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by Anonymousreply 238April 16, 2019 11:54 AM

And another.

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by Anonymousreply 239April 16, 2019 11:55 AM

And another. He wants to play Lucy to his very own Dr. Ricky Ricardo!

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by Anonymousreply 240April 16, 2019 11:57 AM

I also get the impression that Aaron’s bodybuilding midget fuck buddy Baruch Shemtov looks how Mark Kurian imagines himself to look when he has his pictures Photoshopped—sort of the same face if it hadn’t been mangled on the way out of the birth canal.

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by Anonymousreply 241April 16, 2019 12:05 PM

Visualize this and the Cockgobbler bumping coochies.

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by Anonymousreply 242April 16, 2019 12:06 PM

Some of y'all still fail to realize that there are more than plenty of deplorable gays out there. Some of these weho tricks likely know who he is, and are trumpsters themselves.

One of the queeniest men I know, he wears false eyelashes daily, and bright pink lipstick shares deplorable shit almost every day on SM. I'm still friends via SM with him because he's a lot like the Kurian guy posted here. It's like a car crash where you know it's bad, but you can't look away.

by Anonymousreply 243April 16, 2019 4:25 PM

Sighted: Aaron Schock at Coachella with a bunch of shirtless, muscular gays (second from left). Methinks between this and his Instagram activity he is undertaking a soft coming out. He would be stupid not to do so and renounce his past anti-gay voting efforts, as the public disgust from gays will only grow louder.

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by Anonymousreply 244April 16, 2019 11:01 PM

Why does he need to come out? He can do whatever and whomever he wants all within the comfort of his closet.

Fuck this asshole, and his carbon copy deploragays.

by Anonymousreply 245April 16, 2019 11:09 PM

Sociopaths are incapable of feeling remorse for their actions. An apology from him would be as empty as his vacant shark eyes.

by Anonymousreply 246April 16, 2019 11:20 PM

He should come out, but he won't. He gets to have the best of both worlds.

by Anonymousreply 247April 17, 2019 2:26 AM

Looks like he was caught making out with a guy

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by Anonymousreply 248April 17, 2019 2:53 AM

Thanks for the update, R248!

Looks like the Cockgobbler finally got caught!

by Anonymousreply 249April 17, 2019 2:58 AM
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by Anonymousreply 250April 17, 2019 3:00 AM

Schock with his hand down that guy's pants at R248 should be the World Press Photo of the Year!!

by Anonymousreply 251April 17, 2019 3:01 AM

Cockgobbler being an actual cockgobblin whore? Schock and horror!!!

by Anonymousreply 252April 17, 2019 3:06 AM

I don’t know who Aaron is, but he’s a hottie! Looks at those abs.

by Anonymousreply 253April 17, 2019 3:07 AM

Nope, don't care if he does apologize and cries while he asks for forgiveness, he can fuck himself. When I was a kid, my friend who was publicly out before me was beaten to a pulp for kissing another boy after school.

This POS did literally everything in his power to put down out and proud people, while he had his legs up to jesus being plowed behind closed doors, and now has the audacity to make out with random dudes at a public event, enjoying the freedoms he tried to keep away from people EXACTLY LIKE HIM! He's a coward, and I hope he fades away into obscurity.

by Anonymousreply 254April 17, 2019 3:09 AM

Actor Kit Williamson gave his 2 cents

[quote]Just FYI, if you're one of the gay guys currently palling around Coachella with @aaronschock, I hope you'll encourage him to not only come out but to come out against his INCREDIBLY HOMOPHOBIC voting record while he was selling all of us out in congress.

[quote]2. I don't generally support outing public figures, but his voting record tips the scales. He's a relic of a hopefully dying age where the most self hating amongst us not only remained in the closet but ACTIVELY WORKED TO HARM those of us brave enough to live openly.

[quote]3. You cannot simultaneously hide in the closet and enjoy the trappings of living your life openly like making out with a dude on a dance floor. As far as I'm concerned, he's outing himself. But he's yet to take responsibility for the damage he's done.

[quote]4. Until he does, I don't care how many abs he has, or how many his makeout buddy and their friends have, they all disgust me equally. Just a friendly reminder that you are the company you keep.

[quote]5. I'm not without empathy. I'm sure it was painful for @aaronschock to deny himself for so many years in the pursuit of his career in politics. And I'm sure it's even more painful to see people like Pete Buttigieg lapping him professionally while living a life of integrity.

[quote]6. But our empathy should be limited to those willing to take responsibility for their actions, and for the harm that they've done. And not just in empty apologies--in action. Volunteer. Work to undo the damage you've done. Or stay the fuck off our dance floors, queen.

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by Anonymousreply 255April 17, 2019 3:14 AM

Wonder if this offer still stands. He’s inches away from doing free gay porn in R250.

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by Anonymousreply 256April 17, 2019 3:26 AM

Usually seeing men making out makes me happy. Not this time. He is disgusting and seems to have no morals nor problems with decisions he has made.

by Anonymousreply 257April 17, 2019 3:53 AM

Mrs. Link (wife to Jonathon Link) is likely despondent right about now, having finally pieced together what all of those "photography" gigs actually entailed. And any word from Daddy Schock on his heterosexual son making out with another man whilst foundling his penis?

by Anonymousreply 258April 17, 2019 3:55 AM

My son is NOT gay and that was not him in the picture!

by Anonymousreply 259April 17, 2019 4:01 AM

My son now wants to pursue a career in medicine, and was simply checking the young man for a hernia!

by Anonymousreply 260April 17, 2019 4:03 AM

So which is it Mr. Schock?

by Anonymousreply 261April 17, 2019 4:04 AM

That's not my son! My Aaron only wears the most fashionable of clothes. The man in the photo is half naked!

by Anonymousreply 262April 17, 2019 4:08 AM

I'VE TOLD YOU PERVERTS A MILLION TIMES HE'S JUST A SNAPPY DRESSER WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS THE GRINDER

by Anonymousreply 263April 17, 2019 4:09 AM

He's a dominant top apparently.

by Anonymousreply 264April 17, 2019 4:12 AM

Imagine having to come out to your father at the age of 37 in this day & age. I hope it's a slow news day in Peoria and the local media rolls up on Daddy Shock's front doorstep and asks for comment!

by Anonymousreply 265April 17, 2019 4:13 AM

Nope, he's a cowardly, bottom-dwelling gremlin.

And I hope every day he continues to lie, his hairline recedes 1/4".

by Anonymousreply 266April 17, 2019 4:15 AM

I also love that Mayor Pete has surpassed him career wise, has found true love, and is a year younger than gobbler.

by Anonymousreply 267April 17, 2019 4:17 AM

Guyyyyth I was tho pent up & horny after my lil bro couthins left that I had to grab that man's penith! But his penith was too thmall tho I quickly moved on.

by Anonymousreply 268April 17, 2019 4:18 AM

One thing I dislike about Kit's comments is that he says Schock denied himself all these years. There were more than a few rumors about Schock while he was in Congress.

Schock is vile, and cares about no one other than himself.

by Anonymousreply 269April 17, 2019 4:22 AM

[quote]He's a dominant top apparently.

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by Anonymousreply 270April 17, 2019 4:23 AM

Aaron's iPod:

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by Anonymousreply 271April 17, 2019 4:24 AM

He finally got sloppy and was caught kissing a guy in public. Hallelujah. But will it play in Peoria?

by Anonymousreply 272April 17, 2019 4:42 AM

My son is just very literal and susceptible to advertising.

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by Anonymousreply 273April 17, 2019 4:48 AM

It's obviously a CPR/Testicular cancer check.

by Anonymousreply 274April 17, 2019 4:51 AM

I said grab HER by the PUSSY.

by Anonymousreply 275April 17, 2019 4:56 AM

In Aaron's defense - As a Congressman, he was staunchly against same-sex marriage, but did he ever go on record to share his opinion on same-sex kissing or same-sex public crotch grabbing?

by Anonymousreply 276April 17, 2019 4:56 AM

Here it is!

Aaron's Dad in 2015:

"My son's stylish, not gay"

Video:

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by Anonymousreply 277April 17, 2019 5:04 AM

Is the guy he is kissing Ryan Carballido? It appears to be him.

by Anonymousreply 278April 17, 2019 5:12 AM

He had to stay closeted because of his dad.

by Anonymousreply 279April 17, 2019 5:16 AM

[quote] I hope every day he continues to lie, his hairline recedes 1/4"

Then I'll wear a wig, bitch!

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by Anonymousreply 280April 17, 2019 5:21 AM

who's the midget? is he the one dating Rose?

by Anonymousreply 281April 17, 2019 5:28 AM

Aaron Schock does not thupport gay marriage:

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by Anonymousreply 282April 17, 2019 5:30 AM

The little creep Kurian must be furious Schock didn't invite him to Coachella to dance and make out.

God all of these people are terrible.

by Anonymousreply 283April 17, 2019 5:37 AM

All in good time, my dear. All in good time.

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by Anonymousreply 284April 17, 2019 9:48 AM

He has mammaries!

by Anonymousreply 285April 17, 2019 9:52 AM

What is that supposed to be at R284?

by Anonymousreply 286April 17, 2019 9:59 AM

Preview of what’s to come on his inevitable OnlyFans account, R286?

by Anonymousreply 287April 17, 2019 10:19 AM

For the amateur detectives out there, Aaron has a faint diagonal scar on his lower left abdomen...in case you’re trying to discern whether photos are faked.

by Anonymousreply 288April 17, 2019 12:08 PM

"Infamous" is better than "unfamous."

by Anonymousreply 289April 17, 2019 7:47 PM

Has Aaron peaked? No one even seems to care that he was finally outed (officially). This thread is a ghost town.

by Anonymousreply 290April 17, 2019 9:18 PM

R290 posters seemed to have migrated over to this thread.

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by Anonymousreply 291April 17, 2019 9:21 PM

R290 & R291, there are several other threads already dedicated to his antics at Coachella.

by Anonymousreply 292April 17, 2019 9:23 PM

I know, but the thread I linked has the most posts, and I'm not following multiple threads.

by Anonymousreply 293April 17, 2019 9:28 PM

A girl has no name

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by Anonymousreply 294April 17, 2019 10:58 PM

Ain't gonna be that deep with his perfectly average cock.

by Anonymousreply 295April 17, 2019 11:04 PM

lol

by Anonymousreply 296April 17, 2019 11:14 PM

Maybe he was a self-loather back then. I was a self-loather too when I was younger.

by Anonymousreply 297April 18, 2019 12:41 AM

Did we know if his opinion has changed??

by Anonymousreply 298April 18, 2019 12:42 AM

R297, were you voting against your fellow gays in Congress?

by Anonymousreply 299April 18, 2019 12:42 AM

[quote]Did we know if his opinion has changed??

No because his mouth has been too stuffed full of dicks to speak.

by Anonymousreply 300April 18, 2019 12:43 AM

r299 No I was too young and I'm not an American citizen anyway.

by Anonymousreply 301April 18, 2019 12:45 AM

That troll with the Chicklet teeth is awful.

by Anonymousreply 302April 18, 2019 1:00 AM

My point, R301, is that it's one thing to be a "self loather".

It's another thing to be a gay Congressman who is voting against gays while banging tons of guys every night.

His hypocrisy went way beyond the norm.

by Anonymousreply 303April 18, 2019 1:53 AM

The little troll man is scary ugly.

Where did the name Cockgobbler come from? Obviously it’s because he gobbles copious cock, but where did it originate?

by Anonymousreply 304April 18, 2019 2:29 AM

Not sure, R304, but I think the name was coined on DL some years back.

by Anonymousreply 305April 18, 2019 2:32 AM

Since the other thread barely talks about the Cockgrabbler I'll bump this one up. I've noticed Mark the gay gollum has deleted all of his pictures with Aaron.

by Anonymousreply 306April 18, 2019 6:04 AM

R306, there's an active thread here:

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by Anonymousreply 307April 18, 2019 6:07 AM

Wow, that Mark Kurian is terrible

[quote]You might also look into this curious relationship. The guy on the right, Kurian, publishes “Beverly Hills Lifestyle Magazine.” He used to say in his Twitter & IG profiles that he was vice chair of @TrevorProject — which Trevor Project denied & asked him multiple times to remove.

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by Anonymousreply 308April 18, 2019 6:11 AM

WeHo relationships are so feeble, aren't they?

by Anonymousreply 309April 18, 2019 6:16 AM

R297 yes, he said back in 2012 that people questioning his sexuality was hurtful (something like that anyway) He is old enough to remember when people did this, usually is was to insult you or destroy you. Particularly growing up/living in the Midwest.

I believe he was so relieved about avoiding prison he finally decided to no longer give a fuck. If he had simply only been in the closet, I still think that would have been kind of amazing.

Just curious, did ANY Republicans support the overturn of DADT? I'm assuming this only passed because Dems had the majority in both houses.

by Anonymousreply 310April 18, 2019 6:20 AM

FAGGOT!

by Anonymousreply 311April 18, 2019 6:27 AM

R310, 8 Republican Senators voted to end the ban on gays in the military:

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by Anonymousreply 312April 18, 2019 6:49 AM

Strange find, apparently discussing GOP spokes-D-lister Antonio...

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by Anonymousreply 313April 18, 2019 10:08 AM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 314April 18, 2019 9:17 PM

I love how Mark Kurian was promoting his special friendship with the self-loathing Schock all over social media. Then gutlessly takes it down once he is officially outed. Guess he wasn't that close to Schock after all. Or wishes he had been the object of Schock's affection at Coachella. He probably didn't have enough money for that, tho.

by Anonymousreply 315April 18, 2019 9:21 PM

And another thing - Mark , while you are cleaning up your IG feed, please for the love of God destroy all those pics that make you look like a bug with veneers.

Thanks, hon.

by Anonymousreply 316April 18, 2019 9:23 PM

R313, was Schock too stupid to realize that cock photo of Antonio Sabato Jr. is photoshopped?

by Anonymousreply 317April 18, 2019 9:26 PM

This all so wrong ... SCHOCKingly wrong.

by Anonymousreply 318April 19, 2019 1:52 AM

Do any of you here have the picture of Aaron hiking shirtless with his capital hill intern? It was an instagram story I think. It was posted on a old thread but I can't find it with this new DL search

by Anonymousreply 319April 20, 2019 2:10 PM

I am so proud of the DLer who dubbed Schock "cockgobbler". You can't do a Google search on him without coming across the designation.

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by Anonymousreply 320April 20, 2019 2:16 PM

R319 This one?

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by Anonymousreply 321April 20, 2019 2:23 PM

Thanks so much r321! I knew you guys would come through for me.

Damn he looks good. I'm enjoying his public shaming. It's been far too long coming

by Anonymousreply 322April 20, 2019 2:26 PM

Two of the men pictured with Aaron Schock put out a statement

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by Anonymousreply 323April 22, 2019 4:15 PM

Oooh... I hadn't actually bothered to read what those queens posted (found at r323) until just now. It was a wig-snatcher! They dragged him AND outed him!

by Anonymousreply 324April 23, 2019 2:17 AM

R324, I wonder if the Cockgobbler has seen it?

by Anonymousreply 325April 23, 2019 2:33 AM

[quote] capital hill

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 326April 23, 2019 2:41 AM

Is there a new “BREAKING - Cockgobbler Outed at Coachella” thread? The last one reached 600 replies and no one linked to a new one.

There was some really good shit in the last one including some new T from one of his past interns.

by Anonymousreply 327April 23, 2019 4:38 PM

How is Mark Kurian doing? Has anyone checked?

by Anonymousreply 328April 23, 2019 4:48 PM

Here, R327:

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by Anonymousreply 329April 23, 2019 5:48 PM

[quote] [R324], I wonder if the Cockgobbler has seen it?

I'm sure he's seen it by now. He's as mad and hungry for vengeance as Queen Cersei being marched through the streets naked while people spit on her...except he'd probably not mind that as much.

by Anonymousreply 330April 24, 2019 2:59 AM

Don't hate him because he's beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 331April 24, 2019 3:05 AM

Hate him for every other reason

by Anonymousreply 332April 24, 2019 3:07 AM

Hi Aaron at R331.

You may have a ripped body, but your face is not "beautiful".

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by Anonymousreply 333April 24, 2019 4:18 AM

Based on what I have seen from him, I’d break him down this way:

—Gay porn-quality appearance, waning with each passing year. Was a Falcon type, then perhaps a Titan Men type briefly, and now looks like a Family Dick daddy or a Mormon porn “elder,” which seems like it could be exactly the right fate for him.

—Politically charismatic, but primarily due to appearances. Vapidness beneath the charisma revealed by defenses like “haters gonna hate!”

—Politically incompetent, aside from being a loyal party follower vs. showing any leadership.

—Profound mix of naivety and ignorance with respect to limitations of political office, including general knowledge of what’s allowable by law, common sense and sound judgment, which I would consider important for someone who has a hand in writing laws to understand first and foremost.

—No personal accountability whatsoever.

—Martyr and victim complexes, which look odd on a grown man.

—Irredeemable anti-LGBT actions, probably stemming from self-hatred, but at this point he has forgone every opportunity to redeem himself.

That’s really all I see. Someone called him a bimbo and it does seem like a fitting description: he is all style and no substance.

The one thing I do suspect he has been competent at doing is manipulating and probably blackmailing Republicans in some way or another. It’s entirely speculative but I just don’t see how he could have gotten all those charges dropped and continued to maintain his luxurious lifestyle while shunned and under indictment, and to show off his provileges all the while on Instagram, without powerful friends doing him favors. I still suspect Paul Ryan has pulled strings for him as a favor, and I suspect Ryan would not do that unless Schock had leverage against him.

Either way, Schock seems parasitic, taking and amassing and thriving as he drains the life from his hosts without giving anything back. I think it’s appropriate to dislike him because of his antigay record, but that is only one reason. He has shown a lack of character and integrity throughout his political career. He did press interviews during the week after his charges were dropped and he could have admitted fault and expressed gratitude for being forgiven for having been naive and ignorant, but instead he proclaimed himself a victor and said his mission now is to protect members of Congress from being prosecuted for breaking laws as he did. He deserves all he is getting. No defenders here are going to change the minds of anyone who has tracked his career.

You blew it, Aaron. You seem to be a clinical narcissist and if you are, you can’t change your personality and don’t want to. Reading this will only make you scheme and plot to spin all the observations in your defense, but for a narcissist you are exceptionally unconvincing.

by Anonymousreply 334April 24, 2019 10:05 AM

I find his face quite average.

by Anonymousreply 335April 24, 2019 11:31 AM

Brilliant r334

by Anonymousreply 336April 24, 2019 12:30 PM

I don't know anything about this man, but any adult male who uses the line 'feeding our hearts and our tummies' has gone badly wrong somewhere along the way.

by Anonymousreply 337April 24, 2019 1:46 PM

Aaron “feeds his tummy” with cum.

by Anonymousreply 338April 24, 2019 3:58 PM

[quote] Two of the men pictured with Aaron Schock put out a statement

the other two, who are friends with CG, have not

by Anonymousreply 339April 24, 2019 6:54 PM

Bingo.

by Anonymousreply 340April 24, 2019 7:47 PM

Does anyone know what area he represented in Congress? He did not represent West Hollywood or Greenwich Village. The district which elected him has no boys towns. The voters who elected him didn't want gay marriage or gays in the military. He was just voting the way his constituents wanted him to. Isn't that a Congressman's job?

by Anonymousreply 341April 24, 2019 8:06 PM

"The voters who elected him didn't want gay marriage or gays in the military."

When congress voted on gays in the military, polls were showing that something like 75% of Americans supported it. I'd wager that even in a conservative district like Aaron's more than half of people supported it

by Anonymousreply 342April 24, 2019 8:08 PM

r341 He represented a district in Southern Illinois (Peoria)

by Anonymousreply 343April 24, 2019 8:10 PM

The two major LGBT publications are not going to do a “rehab” feature on Schock. The editorial team from Out that supported the Milo story has turned over.

by Anonymousreply 344April 24, 2019 8:11 PM

Thank God, I would hate for the gay media to cave in to this twat

by Anonymousreply 345April 24, 2019 8:18 PM

You could take most of R334's post and apply to DJT as well.

by Anonymousreply 346April 24, 2019 8:41 PM

R328 Apparenrly The Kurian is traveling to the East Coast cuz his scary face showed up in my Tinder feed this morning. I’m near NYC. Immediately lost my morning wood.

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by Anonymousreply 347May 3, 2019 9:39 AM

R347 PLEASE CONTACT HIM and get some info about the cockgobblin cumguzzlin gobbler goblin and report back on the intel!

by Anonymousreply 348May 3, 2019 9:52 AM

R348, while I’m tempted to try I doubt he’d match with me since I’m neither built like Aaron nor obviously influential in some famewhore way.

by Anonymousreply 349May 3, 2019 12:15 PM

I don't think that guy gets to be picky lol

by Anonymousreply 350May 3, 2019 12:20 PM

Maybe he can hookup with Dylan Geick

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by Anonymousreply 351May 3, 2019 1:29 PM

Or Perez Hilton.

by Anonymousreply 352May 3, 2019 2:29 PM

I do find it hard to believe that Kurian is only 38 as he lists. Though he’s fucked up his already gross face with fillers and filters

by Anonymousreply 353May 3, 2019 4:01 PM

I bet Aaron is a great cum whore

by Anonymousreply 354May 3, 2019 4:18 PM

Busted for trying to pick up a guy in West Hollywood

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by Anonymousreply 355May 22, 2019 2:25 AM

Bump since Aaron is a drug-addicted whore now.

by Anonymousreply 356June 3, 2019 10:10 PM
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