I’ll be the one who pretends to be super humble, but must have the spotlight. I’ll also be the shaky-voiced lies about things that don’t matter, “Uh yeah my Subaru is a 2018 too, got it new!” (Nope used 2015)
Let’s be a Lesbian Gathering
|by Anonymous||reply 378||Last Monday at 1:38 PM|
“We don’t like Dykes!”
|by Anonymous||reply 1||03/09/2019|
That bitch is butch!
|by Anonymous||reply 2||03/10/2019|
I am the bikes
|by Anonymous||reply 3||04/09/2019|
Really OP. You feminine guys give a bad name to gays.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||04/09/2019|
I'm the large d*ke who behaves aggressively with any masculine gay men who threaten my butch styling.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||04/09/2019|
Good try OP, but nothing, and I mean NOTHING for the lesbian threads will ever compare to this classic.
Let's be a Lesbian Thanksgiving
I love that fucking mess Kim...
|by Anonymous||reply 6||04/09/2019|
I'm the word 'space'.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||04/09/2019|
I'm the story told as light conversation, in which one lesbian recounts how she was reported for bullying an intern and tries to blame it on 'hatred of gay womyn'.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||04/09/2019|
I'm the smell of fish.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||04/09/2019|
I'm the tie-dye shirt -- my wearer claimed I am not mass produced and was made at a weekend womyn's retreat, but that's proved false when another two attendees turn up wearing the exact same one.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||04/09/2019|
I'm the passive-aggresive behaviour.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||04/09/2019|
I'm the grunting to show territorial dominance.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||04/09/2019|
I'm the humorless lesbian trying to FF this thread out of existence.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||04/09/2019|
I the brand new Tesbian shoving his way to the front.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||04/09/2019|
I'm Caitlyn's invitation. I must have gotten lost in the post...
|by Anonymous||reply 15||04/09/2019|
I'm the neighbor, a gay man who lives next door, being berated after he asks for whoever parked the Subaru on the pavement blocking his drive to please move it.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||04/09/2019|
I'm the collection of tattoos on the fatty upper arms, exposed by a range of sleeveless, shapeless tops. On the calves too.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||04/09/2019|
I'm the looks of confusion when the other guests see Kim now carries a purse.
The questions I raise are answered when someone sees that I am only carried because I hold a bottle of Everclear for quick swigs.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||04/09/2019|
I have no real hands on umpit
|by Anonymous||reply 19||04/09/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 20||04/09/2019|
I'm the innocuously asked question: 'Why doesn't the bathroom have any soap?'
After a protracted silence the hostess shouts: 'BECAUSE SOAP IS A PATRIARCHAL CONCEPT! WOMYN'S BODIES ARE SELF-CLEANING!'
|by Anonymous||reply 21||04/09/2019|
I'm Pat -- the grilling half of the hosting couple, firing up the grill.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||04/09/2019|
Excuse me, you absolute whore, r6?
- signed the queen of lesbian threads: Dark Lesbians & any and all Michfest threads
|by Anonymous||reply 23||04/09/2019|
R23 Fair enough, Have at it. BUT YOU KNOW I AM RIGHT!
|by Anonymous||reply 24||04/09/2019|
I’m the Tupperware.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||04/10/2019|
I am the boundaries being stated now so I do not have to state them 100 posts in.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||04/10/2019|
I'll be the pitchfork carrying Woke Folk and Angry Trannies outside, screaming death threats at lesbians for daring to even have their Transphobic Exclusionary Gathering. Our protest signs will say things like 'ONLY TRANSWOMEN LESBIANS ARE ALLOWED ANYMORE. WE RULE NOW AND IT IS THE LAW!
|by Anonymous||reply 27||04/10/2019|
I’m the carefully trimmed fingernails.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||04/10/2019|
I'm the date and time, scheduled so as not to clash with Rachel Maddow.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||04/10/2019|
I'm the virulently right-wing views casually expressed throughout conveniently dismissed by mentioning 'I voted for Hillary'.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||04/10/2019|
I'm the reduced risk of finding a stray hair in any of the food, given that all present have buzzcuts.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||04/10/2019|
I’m the smudgy, faded dolphin tattoos that can be found on the cankle area of a few of the ladies attending
|by Anonymous||reply 32||04/10/2019|
You guys already did this during Thanksgiving last year. I think it was "Let's be a Lesbian Thanksgiving" - close enough.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||04/10/2019|
We HEART all genuine Diesels and we HATE all fish (aka str8 females)!
|by Anonymous||reply 34||04/10/2019|
I’m the free bread pudding!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||04/10/2019|
I am the word "share." "Is there anything about your first sexual experience with another woman you would like to share?"
|by Anonymous||reply 36||04/10/2019|
With all the "queer"/trans nonsense going on today with el-gibbity, my days of making fun of lesbians are long over.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||04/10/2019|
I'm R33 and this is not funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||04/10/2019|
I'm the nostalgia for the '70s.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||04/10/2019|
I'm the one butch dyke in the group who has a sense of humor and would rather be at the gay men's bar sharing bitchy stories and making everybody laugh simply because I'm really a drag queen trapped in big ole' lesbian body.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||04/10/2019|
I'm repressed memories of a sexual assault at the last one on these gatherings.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||04/10/2019|
Nah.. let's not.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||04/10/2019|
I'm the veritable jungle of plus-size plaid shirts.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||04/10/2019|
I'm the argument.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||04/10/2019|
I'm the embittered old queen who hates all women and loves it when I can get others on the internet to pile on too.... SUCH fun!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||04/10/2019|
I'm R45's homophobia.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||04/11/2019|
I'm the confusion over whose cane is whose as the guests go to leave.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||04/11/2019|
I'm the preponderance of single syllable first names.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||04/11/2019|
[quote]I'm the collection of tattoos on the fatty upper arms, exposed by a range of sleeveless, shapeless tops. On the calves too
I never understand why these people with saggy fat arms wear sleeveless tops, this made me laugh
|by Anonymous||reply 49||04/11/2019|
I’m the music selection providing ambiance in the background: Melissa Etheridge Greatest Hits, Melissa Etheridge Live, Indigo Girls Greatest Hit and Live Album, Guns and Roses Greatest Hits, and Irish Bagpipers Greatest Hits: The Funeral Masses- all on repeat
|by Anonymous||reply 50||04/11/2019|
Im the tall, well-dressed Latina femme with a PhD in Philosphy. I'm gorgeous and hilarious and I dont know anyone who remotely resembles the clueless and wildly outdated stereotypes you're posting here. And I'm glad I don't know any men like you. Your posts are really shameful.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||04/11/2019|
I'm the venue that had to be changed as it as wasn't large enough to contain R51's ego and smugness.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||04/11/2019|
I'm the shock that R50 forgot k.d. lang.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||04/11/2019|
I'm the mobility scooter.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||04/11/2019|
I’m Hank. Nice to meet you, r48.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||04/11/2019|
I'm the butch business dyke. I dress like Signourey Weaver in Working Girl and don't hide my contempt for straight women and gay men. I can't help but suggest a more efficient way of serving and/or distributing food.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||04/11/2019|
R51, I see you.
This shit is tedious. It's a gay board, and yet they allow lesbian bashing?
I wonder at Muriel who shuts down celeb' threads but considers this ok? It's not funny anymore, and particularly when we're being attacked politically and socially. I'll still stand by my gay brethren, but it's becoming harder and harder when the humor they keep citing is nothing but. It's boring, divisive and mean.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||04/11/2019|
R57 Add in a kinder, warmer joke if you want the tone of the thread to change. Add several. You ought to be able to.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||04/11/2019|
Thanks, R58, for the invitation, but no thanks. I just had to scrub the slurs off of the barn because even rednecks know that all goat farmers are 'slut lesbians'
I'm too old for this shit anymore, I suppose. Maybe I should have laughed the paint off of the barn but I'm plumb out of giggles around this shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||04/11/2019|
I'm the boi with the edgy undercut hairstyle.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||04/11/2019|
R59 You're on a gay board, no one is painting slurs on your barn or wanting to. No one got the idea to do that here. We don't hate you.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||04/11/2019|
I'm the complex social arrangement between the cats, maintaining balance in the house.
Certain spare rooms may not be entered, except to stow coats.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||04/11/2019|
R59, I'm sorry about what you're dealing with. After absorbing discrimination and sometimes hate from straight people within our real-life communities, it would be nice if when we escape to a virtual GAY community for entertainment and relief, we didn't have to deal with more slurs and homophobia. I expect a little bit of homophobia when out in the "straight" world, but the slurs and phobia sting even more when they come from within the community.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||04/11/2019|
Yep, exactly, R63, and thank you for the understanding.
Yes, R61, I know that is typically the case. I actually opened it looking for a bit of relief, a little fun laugh to make it all seem less cruel. I suppose I'm just a bit touchy and on edge. The farm isn't exactly accessible and though the goats are ok, they're a bit jumpy today, too (pun intended). I'll be up tonight to see if some of the local humorists reappear.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||04/11/2019|
This isn't funny.
I don't need to be clicking onto these threads, but must. I live in a small Maine town where I run an indepedent womyn's hardware store. Business is tough enough without the hatred I receive daily. Just the other day my store was damaged in a Kristallnacht organized and perpetrated by the town's large and hateful majority: Menindressesgendered and those hedonistic, humorless gay men.
I could move, I suppose. But I feel duty-bound to remain as a matyr (albeit one with a great sense of humor and laisser vivre). I will not be erased at a time when gay womyn are having the ends of pencils being rubbed against their bodies. However, I never lose sight of the fact that all-privileged class (gay men) are the enemy. It's those vapid, sex-crazed, M-A-L-E, Garland and Streisand loving queens (and any other stereotypes I can think of) that force me to post here; just as they force me to wear a plaid triangle with a large 'k.d.' stamped in around town.
Sometimes I wish AIDS would become drug resistant.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||04/11/2019|
Let's not and actually show some dignity for a change in supporting our gay sisters rather than post nonsense and insult like R65 just did.
R65 can fuck the fuck right off.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||04/11/2019|
I'm the lesbian who is determined to fill the 'that's not funny!' stereotype. I will be in attendance as soon I finish confirming every DL stereotype.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||04/11/2019|
I'm the pre-process meeting "check-in".
I am also the process meeting post after said "check-in".
I am also the post process meeting "check-in".
|by Anonymous||reply 68||04/11/2019|
I am the homemade cedar, sea salt and sandalwood scented soy candle that was brought last time and hidden away. I am now being lit for the first time and turning several guests off their food.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||04/12/2019|
I'm the irrelevant female historical figure being brought in conversation to tell everyone she got 'a bum rap'.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||04/12/2019|
I am this outfit being worn since it's a special occasion:
|by Anonymous||reply 71||04/12/2019|
I'm the bow tie being worn semi-ironically (since it's a special occasion).
|by Anonymous||reply 72||04/12/2019|
I'm the lawyer bragging about the pro-bono work I'm currently doing for the refugee women's shelter.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||04/12/2019|
I am the hostess who likes to call herself thrifty. I am really just cheap. I am also the watered down booze she serves (which at least helps reduce the risk of fights).
|by Anonymous||reply 74||04/12/2019|
The gathering is in a sharehouse in Footscray, Melbourne. Attendees are excitedly retelling their stories from the recent Vegan March in the City.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||04/12/2019|
I am the only woman present who does not own a second home by a lake. I will, however, lie and say I do and remain steadfastly committed to it as the lie ever snowballs.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||04/12/2019|
I am the fifth cat on a vegan diet that killed my four predecessors. My owner says 'it was my choice'.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||04/12/2019|
I'm the bucket of KFC that shows up at every pot luck.... still in the bucket!
|by Anonymous||reply 78||04/12/2019|
I am the insistence on being called 'Professor' or 'Doctor'.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||04/12/2019|
I am this excerpt from a Rachel Maddow interview:
[quote]Tell me the most conservative thing about you.
[quote]Probably my drinking habits. I am a rigorous curmudgeon when it comes to alcohol. All the mixed drinks and cocktails that anybody needs were pretty much settled a generation before I was born. There’s no reason to have, like, cordials made out of new flowers. There’s no reason to put bacon in your fucking bourbon.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||04/12/2019|
I am this excerpt from a Rachel Maddow interview:
[quote]Tell me the most conservative thing about you.
[quote]Probably my drinking habits. I am a rigorous curmudgeon when it comes to alcohol. All the mixed drinks and cocktails that anybody needs were pretty much settled a generation before I was born. There’s no reason to have, like, cordials made out of new flowers. There’s no reason to put bacon in your fucking bourbon.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||04/12/2019|
I am my formatting fails. Does DL not allow double quoting?
|by Anonymous||reply 82||04/12/2019|
I'm the femme being told by the other ladies where I can find the nearest straight bar.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||04/12/2019|
I'm the bombshell revelation that ruins the evening: "I voted for Trump. It's these fuckin' trannies that are the real problem."
|by Anonymous||reply 84||04/12/2019|
I am the tears that are inevitably coming.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||04/12/2019|
I'm the half of the couple that makes no secret of the fact they were dragged along unwillingly.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||04/12/2019|
I'm leaving early. I have to be up early to go to the farmer's market tomorrow morning.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||04/12/2019|
I'm the black eye and elaborate story to go along with.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||04/12/2019|
I'm the broken beer glasses after a jealous scuffle.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||04/12/2019|
I'm the multiple restraining orders hanging over a number of possessive women in attendance.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||04/12/2019|
I'm the aggressive behavior of women in attendance, discussing toxic masculinity.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||04/12/2019|
I am the nutloaf served. Of course I am 100% cilantro-free.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||04/12/2019|
I'm the awful freeform poetry.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||04/13/2019|
I'm the badly behaved adopted children left at home.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||04/13/2019|
I am the foofoo fruit with blond highlights, budget Botox, a prolapsed anus, and a drinking problem that brings out my velvet rage. I am 52, look 59 and boast that I look 35, and pay major money to "straight" escorts who shimmy out the door the nanosecond I am done with my business. All my relationships are frenemy relationships -- no one trusts me because I am the pettiest backstabber in my small town, although on DL I claim to live in London and New York. I wear a pink shirt a size too small.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||04/13/2019|
I am the zeros cape garden I did my self because the next drought is coming and you gays are not prepared. I spent 3 months moving a truckload of bolder with my bare hands.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||04/13/2019|
I am the cute grifter lesbian who looks like an innocent boy but I will hit on both gay men and lesbians depending on who is most willing to let me crash at their house in defiantly. I am not transgender, but I take a males name just to make it even more confusing.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||04/13/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 98||04/13/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 99||04/13/2019|
R99 = triggered
|by Anonymous||reply 100||04/13/2019|
Nice to know you think hating gay men is funny. Where is the Webmaster?
|by Anonymous||reply 101||04/13/2019|
A doggy style finger bang. A bull on all 4s with think sliced ham lips ravaged by gravity. Haunting hand claps and chanting from the glow in the closet. Nae's Bieber cut sweated to her obese face. Bull bucks her hips then electrically points one leg completely erect into the air. A dildo spontaneously combusts. Dark lesbians.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||04/13/2019|
Wow. I can't believe that post hasn't been greyed out yet. Is it from Lipstick Alley?
|by Anonymous||reply 103||04/13/2019|
I thought R95 was pretty funny. The pink shirt a size too small was a nice detail.
100-odd posts slagging off lesbians and you get your knickers in a twist over one post about gays? Ugh fuck off with your hypocritical outrage.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||04/13/2019|
'Foofoo fruit' -- that term does not come from a place of humor.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||04/13/2019|
R105 I think it's a pretty good description of a certain type of elder gay man we all take the piss out of on here. In fact I think I recognise him from Mike's disastrous trip to Palm Springs.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||04/13/2019|
Yes, we can and often do joke about gayness.
But why is it being brought up in this thread out of the blue? Why is that term being used? That post is hateful, inappropriate, not relevant, and bitter.
Muriel, close this thread if you're not going to block that poster please.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||04/13/2019|
It things like this that make me not want to Datalounge. It seems gay men are being pushed out of our own site and told to just ignore that kind of homophobia -- which doesn't come from a joking gay man.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||04/13/2019|
R108 Why not just block the homophobe so you can get back to hating lesbians?
|by Anonymous||reply 109||04/13/2019|
Maybe because there shouldn't be homophobia on a gay website?
|by Anonymous||reply 110||04/13/2019|
R110 If R95 had been posted in the Palm Springs thread or any other thread of gays laughing at gays, you'd have laughed your head off. It appears in a thread laughing at lesbians and suddenly it's the most hateful thing ever expressed. Don't be such a ridiculous hypocrite.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||04/13/2019|
[quote]If [R95] had been posted in the Palm Springs thread or any other thread of gays laughing at gays, you'd have laughed your head off.
Then maybe it should've been posted there. No one asked for it be posted here. It's abrupt and clearly an attempt not at humour or conversation, but at mocking gay men. Y'know we just don't need this.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||04/13/2019|
I'm the varying arrays of short hair-do's that are the proverbial "lesbian haircut".
See: Rachel Maddow, Ellen, Tig Nataro , and K. D. Lang.
See also: Whatever the hell Ruby Rose is wearing at the moment.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||04/13/2019|
It's just amazing the hate gay men have thrown at them and then the total lack of desire to understand by lesbians.
The average lesbian likes to imagine herself as virtuous and somehow above base gay men. Attacks on gay man are always grounded in hate. Lesbians, because they are a privileged group that does not experience homophobia, are complicit due to how often they side with straights over gay men.
I don't expect anything to be done about it. I don't know if this site is now majority women and all the staff are, but it's clear you can say whatever you want about 'foofoo fruit' with impunity.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||04/13/2019|
R114 Have you read any of the posts in this thread before the offending 'foofoo fruit' one?
I'm willing to suspect a few of the previous posts were actually posted by lesbians since a lot of the lesbians on DL have a sense of humour. One post out of one hundred posts does not constitute a 'takeover'.
You're taking one not particularly offensive post to give yourself an excuse to turn a pretty inoffensive thread into one hurling hate at lesbians. You're insane.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||04/13/2019|
I am having a hard time understand R114. Lesbians certainly do experience homophobia, particularly in corporate America, where their not sucking up to/sleeping with men is a big disadvantage. And they tend to have a pretty skeptical view of straights -- do they really join with them siding against gay men? I hope not.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||04/13/2019|
[quote]since a lot of the lesbians on DL have a sense of humour.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||04/13/2019|
All women are bisexual. /thread
Gay men are like straight men: their sexuality is mostly set.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||04/13/2019|
[quote]Lesbians certainly do experience homophobia, particularly in corporate America, where their not sucking up to/sleeping with men is a big disadvantage.
So not fucking their boss is homophobia? Your mindset is soaked is privilege.
[quote]And they tend to have a pretty skeptical view of straights -- do they really join with them siding against gay men? I hope not.
Gay women side with straight women over gay men all the time.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||04/13/2019|
Well, that one homophobic poster certainly achieved their aim of derailing / ruining an otherwise funny, lighthearted thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||04/13/2019|
The deterioration of this thread backs up the stereotype of lesbians being humorless. Go to the Let's Be A Lesbian Thanksgiving thread to get some hope back that the stereotype isn't (always) true.
What a fucking disappointment this has been for the most part. AS FUCKING USUAL
|by Anonymous||reply 121||04/13/2019|
"since a lot of the lesbians on DL have a sense of humour."
Lesbians are funny...because they are humorless. That's the joke.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||04/13/2019|
R121 Have a fucking drink, Kim. Your hands are shaking.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||04/13/2019|
Lesbians have as much humor as Brie Larson has talent, looks and sex appeal. To a humorless, ugly frau, this point will be very hard to understand.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||04/13/2019|
[quote]since a lot of the lesbians on DL have a sense of humour.
After they've just spend the whole thread crying about how this isn't funny. We can joke about Palm Springs, threatre queens, and basement Dionne Warwick fans -- yet dare mention KD Lang and it's a huge issue.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||04/13/2019|
R125 humor for lesbians is like watching a fish out of water.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||04/13/2019|
In a strange sense, lesbians are sociologically in need of a man. Thus, they come to a gay board to finger wag at gay men for being "too mean". Since no man will fuck them, they can't lord the puss over some boyfriend or husband the way lipstick lesbian like Amber Heard did to Johnny Depp. But all women *live* to boss men around. Particularly priviliged western women who think any observation they dislike about any woman, ever, is an attack on all women...because if you think one lesbian or starlet is unattractive or stupid, they *just know* that you secretly think it about, gasp, them.
Shaking right now, you guys. The hatred for women around here is unbearable! - every triggered lesbian, in every thread they invade
All women think that they have the right to invade the cliubs/boards/gatherings of men. But if men dare demand the same (why would they? On principle) then women will scream that they feel "threatened".
Anyway, the fish are here because they don't have the captive audience at home. No man is there to berate and shit on when they feel upset about "male dominated society", aka their fat asses and mediocre faces. Because everything is always about how women (i.e. the given frau) should be "worshiped".
|by Anonymous||reply 127||04/13/2019|
It doesn't help that lesbians have such an huge unjustified victim complex.
Honey, gay men have faced a tougher time that any of you can even imagine and what we've done is laugh through it. The whole gay political movement -- spearheaded by gay men -- has been about laughing through the pain. We've worked to win people over through over humor and let the hate roll off our back. Called a pervert by Anita Bryant? Do a drag act about her and her orange fresh scented pussy.
So try it our way sometime.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||04/13/2019|
One hundred anti-lesbian posts and it's all good fun.
One anti-gay post (which wouldn't be out of place in any other thread) and you all lose your shit.
It's also clear this thread has been taken over by some really unhinged lesbian-haters.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||04/13/2019|
You sum it up beautifully, R127. ✊🏼✊🏾✊
|by Anonymous||reply 130||04/13/2019|
There are no anti-lesbian posts. There are lesbian jokes on a lesbian thread about Datalounge institutions like bread pudding and canes.
There is one person who decided to insert a hateful gay stereotype onto a thread that had nothing to do with it.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||04/13/2019|
This is a gay men's board and we feel under attack here.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||04/13/2019|
Can I guess from the term "foofoo" that R95 (still up and posting) is from the Caribbean, a deeply homophobic place.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||04/13/2019|
I'm Amie's pendulous breasts enjoying freedom at MichFest.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||04/13/2019|
I'm more fascinated by the...person in the background, R134. WTF?
|by Anonymous||reply 135||04/13/2019|
I'm feeling nauseous after seeing R134's link.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||04/13/2019|
I'm still unable to get over that someone posted in earnestness that lesbians have a great sense of humor.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||04/13/2019|
I'm white and I lofe spicy food, R137. Poor comparison: white people are capable of loving spicy food, though not many do, while lesbians appear to be genetically devoid of humor.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||04/13/2019|
I lofe spicy food, and hate butterfly keyboards, covefe!
|by Anonymous||reply 139||04/13/2019|
Lots of white people love spicy food, but traditional white food -- from North America and Europe -- is usually unspiced.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||04/13/2019|
A lot of lesbians hate sex, drag, diva worship, plastic surgery, and the idea of two men raising a child.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||04/13/2019|
Anne Murray music will be playing!
|by Anonymous||reply 142||04/13/2019|
There's a kind of instinctive homophobia that most lesbians fall back on like a lot of straights do (even supportive ones) when they feel gay men are too threatening. Lesbians don't care about homophobia and in fact work to uphold it.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||04/13/2019|
Now lesbians are to blame for homophobia? Please.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||04/13/2019|
Well this thread took a nosedive!
|by Anonymous||reply 145||04/13/2019|
I’m Mo. I wear men’s Fruit of the Loom men’s white briefs. I make sure that the waistband shows in the back when I’m sitting. They really do fit better!!
|by Anonymous||reply 146||04/13/2019|
Plenty of lesbians are quite openly homophobic.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||04/13/2019|
Yes, and roving bands of lesbians go around beating up gay men. The media covers it up.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||04/13/2019|
Oh come on you guys! Knock it off! It’s the fucking internet. The world is too much of a nightmare not to laugh at each other. When taken seriously it just makes us all look sillier. I though the pink shirt post was great. If you can’t take what’s dished out just move on or start a thread out of resentment and watch it end up making a lot of people laugh.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||04/13/2019|
Lesbians are too busy beating each other, r148. And their victim complexes mean that most would see any man, gay or straight, as a "threat".
|by Anonymous||reply 150||04/13/2019|
Most homophobes don't beat up gay men. Most homophobia does not take the form of violence. I smell fish from your post, R148.
Though some lesbian upthread did try to suggest gay men vandalize lesbians' properties.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||04/13/2019|
Eh, Betsy DeVos and Karen Pence don't beat up gay men. Does that mean they're not homophobic?
|by Anonymous||reply 152||04/13/2019|
[quote]The world is too much of a nightmare not to laugh at each other.
I agree. But tell that to the lesbian at R57.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||04/13/2019|
R57 also has spent time telling everyone that Johnny Depp is the Devil and Amber Heard is Mother Mary. Looney lez, constantly blaming men.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||04/13/2019|
I’m Donny the dyke like. I’m the gay guy that only likes lesbians because they aren’t sexually threatening to me. I can’t go to this gathering because one of the other lesbians requested no men. I usually make it to the other gatherings and am the only man there. Most all the dykes really, really like me.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||04/13/2019|
No lesbian has been attacked on this thread.
R95 has attacked gay men.
R95 will not be blocked.
This space has been taken over.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||04/13/2019|
I'm the voice of reason who interrupts an argument that's going nowhere by telling everyone they're all pretty and to play nice while simultaneously putting on the kettle, passing around beers and opening another bottle of vodka.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||04/13/2019|
I'm the abuse statistics. I could ruin this party.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||04/13/2019|
Im just feeling like my voice isn’t being heard. I need to have a bunch of people pay attention to me, tell me they love and that I’m okay.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||04/13/2019|
I'm the virtue signalling about eating only organic, vegan, local, non-corporate food.
Yet every woman hear is at least two hundred pounds.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||04/13/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 161||04/13/2019|
I'm R95's ratty weave.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||04/13/2019|
The amount of triggering going on would suggest R95 hit a pretty big nerve in here.
Perhaps if you bought your shirts in the next size up you'd have the room to laugh once in a while.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||04/13/2019|
Stastically, lesbians are much more likely to be overweight than straight women.
Gay men are much less likely to be overweight than straight men.
But the joke about plus size plaid has already been made I'm sure.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||04/13/2019|
im Donny the Dyke Like and I posted R95. I love to play that I’m an angry lesbian on DL. It’s a safe, non-sexual way for me to interact with other fags.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||04/13/2019|
That lesbians will defend R165 just shows they're not on gay men's side.
|by Anonymous||reply 166||04/13/2019|
Can you imagine if they spent half as much time standing up for gays as they do calling them sexist and trying to language police?
|by Anonymous||reply 167||04/13/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 168||04/13/2019|
I'm the dream catcher earring (singular).
|by Anonymous||reply 169||04/13/2019|
I'm the combined efforts of all present to defend gay men. I am non-existent.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||04/13/2019|
Is it true that women with eyebrow rings are dykes? Nose rings? Curious about the culture.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||04/13/2019|
Fat, poor hygiene, sour face are key physical markers, R171.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||04/13/2019|
Where are we on tattoos, R172? If a girl has, say, tats on 60% of her body, is she a lesbian?
|by Anonymous||reply 173||04/13/2019|
I'm the trannies protesting outside the fenced area- who are hellbent on ruining the hole day!
|by Anonymous||reply 174||04/13/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 175||04/13/2019|
Amber Heard is humorless. I should have known that she was a dyke.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||04/13/2019|
I'm the Eagles-Cowboys game that's on the TV.
I'm why straight guys are so much more comfortable with us than with femme gays.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||04/13/2019|
I hate men. That is my only defining quality. Which is why I am a DYKE
|by Anonymous||reply 178||04/13/2019|
I am the lesbian lothario. I have four dates a year, two of them ending in kisses.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||04/13/2019|
i hate men. My name is Brie Larson!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 180||04/13/2019|
i'm the rotting neck brace foam
|by Anonymous||reply 181||04/13/2019|
I’m the carrots, cucumbers, celery stalks, and stick butter shaking with fear in the host’s refrigerator. I’m praying that things don’t get out of hand like they did at the last party for Pat(rica)’s birthday.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||04/13/2019|
I'm the guest furiously masturbating to the thought of Elisabeth Hassleback naked in the bathroom that a neighbour can see clear into.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||04/13/2019|
I'm the word "KETO" and no one utters me even once during the entire evening.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||04/13/2019|
I'm the overblown and completely false story of abuse at the hands of a transwoman told to everyone with glee.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||04/13/2019|
I'm a joke. I will not be told once during the whole evening.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||04/13/2019|
I'm the hostess' total lack of effort to decorate or clean beforehand because not having guests sitting on piles of old newspapers would be forcible constraintment into gender stereotypes.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||04/13/2019|
I'm the call to work in the other room. All the guests manage to overhear me however and become aware of just how one womyn treats underlings.
|by Anonymous||reply 188||04/13/2019|
I'm the guest whose going to ruin all the furniture because I'M FREE-BLEEDING!
|by Anonymous||reply 189||04/13/2019|
I’m the guest who is also a CBD sales rep!! I’m going to tell everyone about how CBD has changed my life! And my wife Becky and our cat Mittens!
You need to buy your CBD from me because I can talk to you an hour about how I’m selling the best brand available. I’m also going to let R189 know that CBD also helps free bleeding!!
|by Anonymous||reply 190||04/13/2019|
I'm the scent of multiple yonis at the womyn's meet as we gather naked legs open to sky goddess .
|by Anonymous||reply 191||04/13/2019|
I'm that time of the evening when talk turns to politics. All in attendance agree that they will be voting for Amy Kuntbacher in the Dem primary because she's a 'strong woman' they say, which is a euphemism for being an abusive bullying cunt like all the womyn there.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||04/13/2019|
I'm the rare purebreed the owners insist came from a shelter.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||04/13/2019|
I'm the talk of getting the old '92 netball team together for a reunion. I am chillily received when the other former members of the team present remember the incident in which one of the women on the straight half of the team accused one of the women on the lesbian half of the team of sexual assault.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||04/13/2019|
I'm the young child Kim killed while drunk driving.
I'm also this: "Yeah, the judge had it in for her. Man, of course."
|by Anonymous||reply 195||04/13/2019|
I'm the all the ample fat distributed around the midsection, not the thighs where straight women would store it.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||04/13/2019|
I'm the thin slices of roast ham piled atop one another.
I look like... well, you know.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||04/13/2019|
I'm the frau neighbour next door. I sell cosmetics and when I see so many women entering from my upstairs window I think I'm about to make a killing.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||04/13/2019|
I am more aggressive than most men.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||04/13/2019|
Where are the real women at? Who are all these ugly men?
|by Anonymous||reply 200||04/13/2019|
I'm the half blind elderly Asian woman who is still driving though she shouldn't be. I rely heavily on my sense of acute sense of smell to get about and have ended up here instead of the fish market where I wanted to go to.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||04/13/2019|
I'm the coleslaw brought along.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||04/13/2019|
Lesbians run this board.
|by Anonymous||reply 203||04/13/2019|
I am the cultivated moustache.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||04/13/2019|
I am the aggressive 'service dog'.
|by Anonymous||reply 205||04/13/2019|
I found this in Hollywood Lesbians Part 2, after someone questioned Brie Larson's acting ability and looks:
"I’m gonna go ahead and guess you’re not into ladies full stop? Are you a gay man or an angry incel?But you’re soooo right, actors should only be really really good looking ( by your standards) because that is most important above all else. There feet should be perfection, it’s imperative to any role. Now go ahead and post a photo and your CV so we can decide who should play you in your life story. I’m sure it’s fascinating.
Does Brie Larson post here? It sure looks like it! LOL.
|by Anonymous||reply 206||04/14/2019|
When actors have only Brie Larson's level of talent they had better be good looking.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||04/14/2019|
Feminine features usually look good on a man.
Manly features never look good on a woman.
I've yet to see an attractive looking lesbian.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||04/14/2019|
Lipstick lesbians are hot. But that usually means they're really Amber Heard types: siociopathic bisexuals.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||04/14/2019|
I'm the groupthink.
|by Anonymous||reply 210||04/14/2019|
Is Amber Heard really a lesbian. Lesbianism is trendy among straight women the way gayness will never be among straight men.
|by Anonymous||reply 211||04/14/2019|
I'm the guest turned off her nut loaf because she's sitting beside Bar, the Jewish gender studies professor, just back from three weeks at a kibbutz with a huge mane of curly hair that hasn't been washed since before she left.
|by Anonymous||reply 212||04/14/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 213||04/14/2019|
Link to lesbian meltdown/groupthink whine fest in Amber Heard thread. She is the victim, pure as snow, guys! Anyone who thinks different is "mentally ill".
|by Anonymous||reply 214||04/14/2019|
I'm Camp Brother Sun, filled with little pre-rapists.
|by Anonymous||reply 215||04/14/2019|
I'm the lesbian who's deeply concerned that an anonymous gay man who can't see me, might not think I'm pretty. Worry, worry, worry. That's me. Oh I do hope some random, unknown gay guy finds me attractive. I do so hope I'm feminine enough to gain his approval.
I won't be at this party.
|by Anonymous||reply 216||04/14/2019|
I'm R216. I hate gay men, and don't care about their opinions, which is why I follow them around, attempting -- futiley -- to be humorous ("dyke" and "humor"? Like Rosie O and "diet"> Big fat NO), and hang out on Datalounge, a gay men's board. Because I don't care what gay guys think of me. The world revolves around me and my passive-aggressive putdowns that, like the rest of me, are as sophisticated as a 13 year old girl's civic protests and twitter selfies (selfsame).
|by Anonymous||reply 217||04/14/2019|
I'm the hot lesbian. So hot, I'm almost mythic to the lesbian community.
|by Anonymous||reply 218||04/14/2019|
I'm the lesbians who must HATE this thread -- because OP is greyed out.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||04/14/2019|
Oh, God. Now thread has better proved that humorless lezbian stereotype better than this one.
|by Anonymous||reply 220||04/14/2019|
I'm R216's passive-aggressiveness.
|by Anonymous||reply 221||04/14/2019|
Why do feel the need to specify a *gay* man, R216?
|by Anonymous||reply 222||04/14/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 223||04/14/2019|
I'm an easygoing, witty, stylish, and attractive lesbian.
|by Anonymous||reply 224||04/14/2019|
I'm the threats to assault transwomen freely discussed.
|by Anonymous||reply 225||04/14/2019|
I'm the expensive dining table carved from a single cedar tree.
|by Anonymous||reply 226||04/14/2019|
I'm the assertion that a cabal of gay men control the fashion industry and are responsible for fish having eating disorders.
|by Anonymous||reply 227||04/14/2019|
Lesbians are stuck in the 1970s Men=bad, women=good mindset. Amber Heard could skin a toddler and if it was male they'd still defend her.
And I don't know what it is: But so many of them are bullies too.
|by Anonymous||reply 228||04/14/2019|
R208, when I was in LA on business, I saw many pretty even beautiful gay women in West Hollywood. The lipsticks hide. You only notice the obvious lesbians. Same with masculine gay men. Gay men do not like feminine looking men.
|by Anonymous||reply 229||04/14/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 230||04/14/2019|
I haven't met or hung around lesbians other than a handful of times but every time they were humble, funny and self-deprecating.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||04/14/2019|
This thread suggests otherwise, R231...
|by Anonymous||reply 232||04/14/2019|
I’m the feet on a table.
|by Anonymous||reply 233||04/14/2019|
I'm the date rolls to go with the carob tea.
|by Anonymous||reply 234||04/14/2019|
I am the 6 extra rolls of dollar store toilet paper that will soon block the toilet.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||04/14/2019|
And the irony is that women love to talk about, especially lesbians, that "our womyn space is always invaded by entitled men" when it is usually the other way. Datalounge is more than half female but it should not be that way.
|by Anonymous||reply 236||04/15/2019|
I'm the 'femme'. I'm the only one who would describe myself as such however, and do so on the grounds that I have a not entirely successful self-cut Jane Fonda Klute hairstyle rather than a crew cut like all else present.
|by Anonymous||reply 237||04/15/2019|
I’m the Harley Sportster parked out front. I’m parked next to my cousin, a Chopper.
|by Anonymous||reply 238||04/15/2019|
If gay men were actually a majority on DL, R95 not OP would be greyed out.
|by Anonymous||reply 239||04/15/2019|
[quote]I haven't met or hung around lesbians other than a handful of times but every time they were humble, funny and self-deprecating.
I've hung around lesbians before and they all had a major victim complex, passive-aggressive nature, and, yes, no sense of humor.
|by Anonymous||reply 240||04/15/2019|
[quote]Yes, and roving bands of lesbians go around beating up gay men. The media covers it up.
Lets be honest, no one will deny Lesbians are in general very pushy. Sometimes threatening. They like it that way.
|by Anonymous||reply 241||04/15/2019|
The reason a few trans threads were closed was because of the incitement to violence by lesbians on them.
|by Anonymous||reply 242||04/15/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 243||04/15/2019|
That's. Not. Funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 244||04/15/2019|
I'm the butch Bull D-Yke who hates men but does everything in my power to look like a rough 40 year old man from the trailer park by the tracks.
|by Anonymous||reply 245||04/15/2019|
I'm the Baja Fresh voucher given as a gift.
|by Anonymous||reply 246||04/15/2019|
I'm the assertion that lesbians were the real victim of the AIDS crisis because they allegedly did so much unpaid nursing of friends (whom they seem resentful of).
I'm more than a little homophobic.
|by Anonymous||reply 247||04/15/2019|
I'm the talk of the pressure to fit into body standards. Clearly not felt by any of the fat women present who just love to complain.
|by Anonymous||reply 248||04/15/2019|
I'm Chelcie Lynn.
|by Anonymous||reply 249||04/15/2019|
I am the feminine les who is with another femme and the bulldykes loathe us.
|by Anonymous||reply 250||04/15/2019|
R238 - I’m the 5’ lesbian who insists she bought the 883 because it’s faster than a springer softail. Can we say shorter, lighter and cheaper?
|by Anonymous||reply 251||04/15/2019|
R240 Probably just met some awful people (whomever they may be) to hang around with.
|by Anonymous||reply 252||04/15/2019|
I'm the empty bottles of Ranch dressing all over the place.
|by Anonymous||reply 253||04/15/2019|
I'm the ' glandular issue ' that keeps my weight steadily rising. Eating a entire Easter ham and 4 pounds of potatoe salad for lunch has nothing to do with my weight gain and I consider that suggestions a form of rape .
|by Anonymous||reply 254||04/15/2019|
Im the butch Lesbian who took over one of the LA AIDS organizations and shortly there after ran it into the ground until it closed because I have no social graces or ability to attract donations.
|by Anonymous||reply 255||04/15/2019|
I will NOT be tolerated.
|by Anonymous||reply 256||04/15/2019|
I’m a non-white person. I will be absent from this gathering as I was from Michfest.
|by Anonymous||reply 257||04/15/2019|
[quote]4 pounds of potatoe salad
Welcome to Datalounge, Mr. Quayle
|by Anonymous||reply 258||04/16/2019|
I’m Paula Poundstone
|by Anonymous||reply 259||04/16/2019|
I’m all the hair shorn off at the barber shop. No froo froo salons for us gals.
|by Anonymous||reply 260||04/17/2019|
It was the prolapsed anus that triggered you all, right? Bitchy queens can give it but not take it....
|by Anonymous||reply 261||04/17/2019|
A bread pudding and cane joke is not remotely comparable to a prolapsed anus 'joke'.
|by Anonymous||reply 262||04/17/2019|
I mostly don't care for jokes about gay men on this thread because this thread isn't for that.
|by Anonymous||reply 263||04/17/2019|
I'm all the worst aspects of women combined with all the worst aspects of men.
|by Anonymous||reply 264||04/17/2019|
🗿Je Suis Michfest !
|by Anonymous||reply 265||04/17/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 266||04/17/2019|
I’m the one eyed dog
|by Anonymous||reply 267||04/17/2019|
I'm the blog that was closed because the creative force behind it lost interest after no one read it. Said creative force will tell everyone it was censored by powerful forces because it 'stood up for women' (read: consisted entirely of unhinged, often transphobic, rants).
|by Anonymous||reply 268||04/17/2019|
I'm the pop culture references that are all at least twenty years out of date.
|by Anonymous||reply 269||04/17/2019|
I’m all the shirtsleeves left on the cutting room floor.
|by Anonymous||reply 270||04/17/2019|
I'm the tired middle-aged woman who still thinks she's radical because she attended a protest back in 1979. I will talk over everyone present.
|by Anonymous||reply 271||04/17/2019|
I’m the Johnny Cash cassette in r271’s Ford Ranger.
|by Anonymous||reply 272||04/17/2019|
I am these boots, required for the twenty foot walk from the Subaru to the front door.
|by Anonymous||reply 273||04/17/2019|
I am the rancid homemade apple wine brought as a gift. My maker knew I was rancid when she brought me, but she was not shelling out for a bottle from the supermarket. She will feign surprise when the hostess reservedly mentions rancidity. The surprise will only half convince.
|by Anonymous||reply 274||04/17/2019|
I'm the only rich woman who regards oversized denim shirts as the height of style. I will not be attending, just inspiring.
|by Anonymous||reply 275||04/17/2019|
I’m the softball uniform pants being worn by at least one guest. Game day, y’know.
|by Anonymous||reply 276||04/17/2019|
I'm the bruises on the adopted children -- and the lies to explain them: "They're real outdoorsy. She's a real tomboy!"
|by Anonymous||reply 277||04/17/2019|
I'm the burly, 5'10' woman looks like Bea Arthur on roids but who says, 'Trans just don't look, act, or sound like women.'
|by Anonymous||reply 278||04/17/2019|
I’m the U-Haul trailer attached to Jen and Diane’s truck. They’re moving in together after this gathering. They’ve been on three dates.
|by Anonymous||reply 279||04/17/2019|
I am this sign, spotted despite being buried beneath a mountain of other clutter. I belong to the hostess, a Jill Stein voting sister. I will cause an argument.
|by Anonymous||reply 280||04/17/2019|
I'm this even worse sign.
|by Anonymous||reply 281||04/17/2019|
I'm the ongoing discussion still of whether or not Debbie Reynolds and Agnes Moorehead were lovers.
|by Anonymous||reply 282||04/17/2019|
I’m the one Lucille Roberts membership card.
I am very lonely and haven’t been picked up from under the passenger side floor mat in years.
|by Anonymous||reply 283||04/17/2019|
I'm the antisocial personality that prompted a mid-life career change, much to the relief of former colleagues. All present have one and have followed the same path, though their desire for victimhood means they will all claim they were forced out of their former jobs.
|by Anonymous||reply 284||04/17/2019|
I'm Karyn's story about how she came to break her leg. The several units of alcohol consumed beforehand will not be mentioned.
|by Anonymous||reply 285||04/17/2019|
I'm the ranch house that despite my owners' routine trips to the hardware still manages to look awful.
|by Anonymous||reply 286||04/17/2019|
I'm Amber Heard's "literally shaking" testimony about the horrors of famewhoring.
|by Anonymous||reply 287||04/17/2019|
I'm Amber Heard's trip to the hardware store to purchase a sledgehammer and axe with which to deface an apartment and blame it on an ex.
|by Anonymous||reply 288||04/17/2019|
I'm the not successful amateur, terracotta pottery strewn incongruously (or perhaps just unstylishly) around the place. Jan will lie and claim she was going for 'the rustic look'.
|by Anonymous||reply 289||04/17/2019|
I'm this on the coffee-ring stained coffee table.
|by Anonymous||reply 290||04/17/2019|
I'm the deck.
|by Anonymous||reply 291||04/17/2019|
I'm the Marlboro Reds being smoked on the deck.
|by Anonymous||reply 292||04/17/2019|
Someone will bring the Michigan Womyn’s Fest nut loaf and slightly tweak the recipe for their food allergy.
Ingredients: 1 pound (2 3/4 cups) brown rice, uncooked 2/3 cup walnuts, raw unsalted 2/3 cup peanuts, dry roasted unsalted 1 1/2 cup sunflower seeds, raw unsalted 2-3 Tablespoons canola oil 1 pound (2-3 medium) Spanish onions, chopped 5 cloves garlic, minced 1 pound yams, cut into 3/4-inch pieces 3/4 pound mushrooms, cut into quarters 1 pound carrots, grated 1 pound tofu, firm, cut into 1-inch cubes 1 1/2 Tablespoons parsley, dry 1 1/2 - 2 teaspoons thyme, dry 2 teaspoons marjoram, dry 1 1/2 - 2 teaspoons sage, dry 1 pound sharp Cheddar cheese, grated 2 Tablespoons tamari or soy sauce Salt and Pepper to taste
|by Anonymous||reply 293||04/17/2019|
I'll be using vegan cheese. Until I can find some milk that comes from a steer.
|by Anonymous||reply 294||04/17/2019|
I'm discussion of Cagney and Lacey -- rough equivalne to GG.
|by Anonymous||reply 295||04/17/2019|
I'm Amber Heard, shilling for myself on DL:
"This is for everyone defending Depp: people are complicated. Most people aren’t 100% good, or 100% evil. Almost each and everyone of us falls smack dab in the middle. Some of us lean more into good, some of us lean more into bad. And I personally have no problem entertaining those who lean a bit more into bad, since they’re usually the most interesting and fun of the bunch. But I’m talking about people with passion, wit, and humor. People with talent and creativity. I’m not into spending time with people who beat women, men, kids, or animals.
Johnny has had real and deeply rooted anger issues since he was a teen. He has assaulted people repeatedly, and I promise you that there have been incidents where Johnny has mistreated complete strangers, that did not make the news for multiple ($$$) reasons.
He has a history of violence, and he is unwilling to take responsibility for his actions.
Johnny isn’t just an abusive drunk/addict. When sober, he is also a kind, warm, and thoughtful guy.
This idea that he can only be one thing, is ridiculous.
I was still holding on to a sliver of hope for him before this lawsuit. He came from a violent childhood, & I empathize with that profoundly, because I too, experienced a less than ideal family dynamic as a child. But I don’t punch holes in walls, kick down doors, destroying furniture, throw inanimate objects at others or aimlessly in order to hurt or intimidate, nor do I verbally or emotionally abuse those around me, nor did I do so when under the influence.
The man has a real, and serious fucking problem. Suing his ex, and dragging her through the mud, calling her a whore and a dyke, isn’t going to fix his problem, nor is it going to make him look like a victim.
This isn’t Johnny vs. Amber. This is Johnny vs. Johnny."
|by Anonymous||reply 296||04/17/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 297||04/17/2019|
she barely, if ever, fucked Johnny, I’ll tell you that much. And it looks like her girlfriends aren’t rich, so there goes the gold digger theory.
Now that being said, I cannot for the life of me, understand why she married Depp. The girl is drop dead gorgeous, and could have married anyone with money.
And I used to actually defend this creep. I thought that he had drug and alcohol problems, and could actually turn it around. But this lawsuit proves that Johnny is beyond the point of no return. What a fucking idiot.
He’s DONE. Over. No one will ever come near him again."
|by Anonymous||reply 298||04/17/2019|
I’m the rainbow flag on the Chevy S10 pickup outside.
|by Anonymous||reply 299||04/17/2019|
I'm Moosewood Cookbook.
|by Anonymous||reply 300||04/17/2019|
I am this woman. We all know one at these gatherings.
|by Anonymous||reply 301||04/17/2019|
Im on a hit show, stop trying to hug me, who gave you the right to do that?
|by Anonymous||reply 302||04/17/2019|
I'm Lyn and Jackee, smiling now in public, but soon to be violent once at home:
|by Anonymous||reply 303||04/18/2019|
Gun Nation idiot, Pauline fucking Hanson, and journo Margo Kingston. R303 ?
|by Anonymous||reply 304||04/18/2019|
No, that's Lyn and Jackee.
|by Anonymous||reply 305||04/18/2019|
I'm lezschbian achshent.
|by Anonymous||reply 306||04/18/2019|
I'm the facial hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 307||04/18/2019|
I’m the helmet from r238’s rider put down not so daintily on the coffee table.
|by Anonymous||reply 308||04/18/2019|
I'm the fifty shades of grey in the hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 309||04/18/2019|
I’m the blazer paired with Converse. My wearer fancies herself original even with several other guests wearing the same.
|by Anonymous||reply 310||04/19/2019|
What’s the lesbian equivalent of Palm Springs?
|by Anonymous||reply 311||04/19/2019|
R303 — they actually do look like a lez couple.
|by Anonymous||reply 312||04/19/2019|
R311 Home Depot
|by Anonymous||reply 313||04/19/2019|
I was thinking somewhere like New England with a lake...
Or maybe a dude ranch in Nevada.
Most gay men don't go to PS though. That's a stereotype. But most lesbians are wealthier than gay men.
|by Anonymous||reply 314||04/19/2019|
I'm someone saying, "I see you".
|by Anonymous||reply 315||04/19/2019|
I'm the GTBL Community Organization board meeting.
|by Anonymous||reply 316||04/19/2019|
I'm the furniture ruined by free-bleeding.
|by Anonymous||reply 317||04/19/2019|
I'm the crutches, canes, walkers, arm braces, wrist braces, knee braces and other devices that are used for mobility.
|by Anonymous||reply 318||04/19/2019|
I'm the massive collection of board games and cards that actually do get used and enjoyed, preferably in front of the open fire by a mob of women drinking beer, G&T/V&T/herbal tea/actual tea, and admiring cats.
|by Anonymous||reply 319||04/19/2019|
R317, go sit by r189. You have a lot in common.
|by Anonymous||reply 320||04/19/2019|
I am this article:
|by Anonymous||reply 321||04/19/2019|
[quote]r82 I am my formatting fails. Does DL not allow double quoting?
The i or b in brackets will carry through the rest of a post and make everything that follows italic or bold if it's not eventually closed - - as we all have been horrified to learn at one point or another.
But the quote within brackets must be repeated at the beginning of each new paragraph you want separated as a quote.
No one knows why this is.
|by Anonymous||reply 322||04/19/2019|
I was told there'd be cak..
|by Anonymous||reply 323||04/24/2019|
I'm the transvag. It's bleeding! Is this what a period is?
|by Anonymous||reply 324||04/24/2019|
I’m the game of softball that the really butch Lizzies will eventually play to see whose non existent penis is the largest. The captain of the winning team will go home that night and demand some dildo sex from the ole ball and chain while the strap-on groans from being stretched too tightly across the fat ass dyke’s ever growing gunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 325||04/25/2019|
I'm a female art major who has been brought to the gathering by my current girlfriend Bob. I tell everyone that I identify as trans and maintain a condescending tone for the remainder of the party. I'm also dressed in clothing that is so nondescript one could have mistaken me for a labourer on a Chinese turnip farm during the reign of Mao Tse Tung.
I try my hardest not to trip over the wooden carvings of forest creatures that are scattered about the country-style garden that borders the house but fail miserably while stumbling through it and end up breaking my bottle of Colt 45 on the patio stones.
|by Anonymous||reply 326||04/25/2019|
It's a Brie Larson thread. Prepare yourself: humor is outlawed in this thread, with the threat of death. Click if you dare.
|by Anonymous||reply 327||05/11/2019|
I’m the gay man whose had a difficult live until my of the privileged women present. I try to diffuse situations with humor and be polite because those I interact with don’t need to hear my problems. I will not be invited to this gathering.
|by Anonymous||reply 328||06/03/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 329||06/04/2019|
I’m the registration on Kim’s ‘97 Subaru from the Thanksgiving thread. I’m still expired.
|by Anonymous||reply 330||06/04/2019|
I’m the tipping or lack thereof.
|by Anonymous||reply 331||06/04/2019|
I'm the constant threat of potential violence in the air.
|by Anonymous||reply 332||06/04/2019|
I'm the usual old, lonely, shut-in queen who spends hours on this board and lives to trash women in general and lesbians in particular. I can almost get a semi-erection from typing "fish" but my full Depends stops even that rare occurrence.
|by Anonymous||reply 333||06/04/2019|
I’m r333, proving yet again that lesbians have no sense of humor. I weep into my dream catcher.
|by Anonymous||reply 334||06/04/2019|
That's the funniest thing about this thread: the lesbians who are unintentionally fulfilling the humorless lesbian stereotype over and over again.
|by Anonymous||reply 335||06/04/2019|
I'm the average age.
|by Anonymous||reply 336||06/04/2019|
I’m the tower of unopened Bark Box subscription boxes in the lower foyer. I’m the well worn seventh edition of “Nourishing Traditions” on the sticky kitchen counter next to the mason jars of fermented beet juice.
|by Anonymous||reply 337||06/04/2019|
I’ll be Meredith Baxter Birney who’ll tell everyone who’ll listen that she was trapped in an emotionally abusive marriage, and hasn’t a clue that she made his life miserable.
|by Anonymous||reply 338||06/04/2019|
I’m Mitch’s confusion as reaches for the TV remote only to find it doesn’t work, at which point she remembers she took the batteries from it to put in her vibrator.
|by Anonymous||reply 339||06/04/2019|
I'm the ringleader when it comes to reenacting the 'Bo Rhap' scene from 'Waynes World'.
|by Anonymous||reply 340||06/04/2019|
I’m the discussion about the constant fear of being raped by women who no man would ever want to rape.
|by Anonymous||reply 341||06/04/2019|
I'm r296, repeatedly attempting to derail a humorous thread with obsessive Amber posts that everyone else scrolls past without reading. I am a better example of humorless lesbians than the actual lesbians posting on the thread (if any).
|by Anonymous||reply 342||06/09/2019|
I'm R342: the typical triggered stalker-dyke that, devoid of male attention in my personal life, attempts to police men on online forums. I would beat my girlfriend, but I've never had one.
If this doesn't sound funny, well, that's because it's not, R342. It's just pathetic. AKA your life on DL is the same as your sexless life at home: a fat ass, a dried-out, unloved pussy, and a complete lack of humor. Another prototype dyke, dear.
|by Anonymous||reply 343||06/09/2019|
I'm r343, assuming he is talking to a lesbian. It never occurs to him that he bores everyone, male and female alike.
I am the faded, blurry tattoos... so many faded tattoos...
|by Anonymous||reply 344||06/10/2019|
I know I'm talking to a lesbian based on your pressing need to control others. That Amber Heard thread really triggered the hell out of you, dear lez.
Two posts from Mommy @ R344. Typical Dyke: telling men what to do on their own board. Not one humorous comment. Only comes into this thread to whine. Prototype dyke behavior.
Maybe it's Amber's lezzie dweeb girl, iO. That thing has been on here shilling for Heard. Well, it's rare, even in the dyke community, to see a young girl with a dick for a face ("rape" face!). But iO pulls it off.
|by Anonymous||reply 345||06/10/2019|
A great man wrote a love letter to you, R344. Enjoy:
"It is only the man whose intellect is clouded by his sexual instinct that could give that stunted, narrow-shouldered, broad-hipped, and short-legged race the name of the fair sex; for the entire beauty of the sex is based on this instinct. One would be more justified in calling them the unaesthetic sex than the beautiful. Neither for music, nor for poetry, nor for fine art have they any real or true sense and susceptibility, and it is mere mockery on their part, in their desire to please, if they affect any such thing.
This makes them incapable of taking a purely objective interest in anything, and the reason for it is, I fancy, as follows. A man strives to get direct mastery over things either by understanding them or by compulsion. But a woman is always and everywhere driven to indirect mastery, namely through a man; all her direct mastery being limited to him alone. Therefore it lies in woman’s nature to look upon everything only as a means for winning man, and her interest in anything else is always a simulated one, a mere roundabout way to gain her ends, consisting of coquetry and pretence. Hence Rousseau said, Les femmes, en général, n’aiment aucun art, ne se connoissent à aucun et n’ont aucun génie (Lettre à d’Alembert, note xx.). Every one who can see through a sham must have found this to be the case. One need only watch the way they behave at a concert, the opera, or the play; the childish simplicity, for instance, with which they keep on chattering during the finest passages in the greatest masterpieces. If it is true that the Greeks forbade women to go to the play, they acted in a right way; for they would at any rate be able to hear something. In our day it would be more appropriate to substitute taceat mulier in theatro for taceat mulier in ecclesia; and this might perhaps be put up in big letters on the curtain." - Schopenhauer on women
|by Anonymous||reply 346||06/10/2019|
I'm the gorgeous lesbian chic farmer all the men love to watch strut through town in my tight jeans and farmer boots. I have long blonde hair I keep in a long braid, a shapely ass, and luscious B-cup boobs on a dancer's frame. No one knows I'm gay. No one, and I keep it that way with my smiles, nods, and a quick foot on the gas pedal. I keep a shotgun under the kitchen sink. I graduated from Simmons with a M.Ed and teach in a rural school.
Funny thread, guys. Don't bother to come looking for help from me or my lady friend when they come for you. Thanks for playing into the cruely of divisive humor at the expense of those who used to (or so my gal tells me) defend y'all. We know what we're doing here, feed ourselves and mind our business. And without being mean about it, I agree with several posters above in saying that we've somewhat lost our sense of humor after 2016. Game night used to be a thing around here with all our neighbors, but people have been different since then and so this thread has mocked and derided right along with them. I also admit I thought this thread was hilarious though I have no idea what Michfest was.
|by Anonymous||reply 347||06/11/2019|
[quote]I am the faded, blurry tattoos... so many faded tattoos...
Is this supposed to be humorous? It reads like a 16-year old girl's menstrual Instagram poetry.
Very lezzy. And totally without wit, as usual.
Lesbian Humor is the same, really, as a Lesbian at a nude beach. (click link below) Funny for all the wrong reasons.
|by Anonymous||reply 348||06/11/2019|
I'm still trying to decide if R347 is a parody post or not...
|by Anonymous||reply 349||Last Friday at 3:14 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 350||Last Friday at 3:20 AM|
I'm the thin veneer of an OTT wacky and comic personality (a la Amy Schumer or Rebel Wilson) about to crack when I see my ex-girlfriend has been invited.
|by Anonymous||reply 351||Last Friday at 5:03 AM|
Your hatred of women is killing us.
|by Anonymous||reply 352||Last Friday at 5:10 AM|
I'm that troll, R352. Long time no see, 'Misogyny Kills', Troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 353||Last Friday at 6:01 AM|
I'm this I just read today
|by Anonymous||reply 354||Last Friday at 6:12 AM|
I'm leaning towards thinking R347 is a parody post. The 'y'all' gives it away.
|by Anonymous||reply 355||Last Friday at 6:23 AM|
I'm R347's ego. I am consuming all the oxygen in the room.
|by Anonymous||reply 356||Last Friday at 8:02 AM|
I'm the spiritual lesbian.
|by Anonymous||reply 357||Last Friday at 9:17 AM|
I'm the blind man whose guide dog took him here when he wanted to go to the fishmonger.
|by Anonymous||reply 358||Last Saturday at 3:47 AM|
I'm the attempts to repair a well-worn item that needs throwing out. My lack of success is obvious and noticed by all present.
|by Anonymous||reply 359||Last Saturday at 7:20 AM|
I’m the full bolt of fabric it took to make Nan’s shirt.
|by Anonymous||reply 360||Last Saturday at 10:37 AM|
I'm the introductions:
|by Anonymous||reply 361||Last Saturday at 10:51 PM|
Do you mean THE FATS OF LIFE reunion?
|by Anonymous||reply 362||Last Sunday at 2:43 AM|
I’m the women’s sporting event being watched.
|by Anonymous||reply 363||Last Monday at 12:10 AM|
The WNBGAY sucks r363
|by Anonymous||reply 364||Last Monday at 12:25 AM|
WNBA is as aesthetically pleasing, just as far as basketball skill, as a Lena Dunham nude scene.
|by Anonymous||reply 365||Last Monday at 12:47 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 366||Last Monday at 12:54 AM|
I'm the couple who pride themselves on being 'no drama, no bullshit' unlike, they say, straight couples and gay male couples. This is, of course, totally delusional and said couple with be having a loud, drunken argument before the night is out.
|by Anonymous||reply 367||Last Monday at 3:59 AM|
In the Lesbo world the older, fatter, and uglier you are...... The more you are in demand!
|by Anonymous||reply 368||Last Monday at 4:30 AM|
This thread is but a pale imitation of the fabulous MichFest extravaganzas from days of yore on DL.
|by Anonymous||reply 369||Last Monday at 4:40 AM|
What can ya do, R369? Mychfyst is over -- and with it all the ample potential for jokes.
|by Anonymous||reply 370||Last Monday at 7:00 AM|
I am the huge SUV and trailer owned by a fifty something couple with no kids. I will be the cause of a lecture by a GreenLez who mostly likes the environmentalism movement because it conveniently excuses her poor hygiene and allows an avenue for her holier-than-thou tendencies.
|by Anonymous||reply 371||Last Monday at 7:13 AM|
I am that drum!
|by Anonymous||reply 372||Last Monday at 7:16 AM|
I'm the cane at 0:59 at R372's link.
|by Anonymous||reply 373||Last Monday at 7:17 AM|
[quote] allows an avenue for her holier-than-thou tendencies.
Is there any lesbo that lacks this..."quality"?
|by Anonymous||reply 374||Last Monday at 7:34 AM|
I'm the 'edgy' haircut that ceases to be edgy when half of the other attendees half it.
|by Anonymous||reply 375||Last Monday at 9:52 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 376||Last Monday at 9:52 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 377||Last Monday at 10:25 AM|
I’m the oil leaking in the driveway from Kim’s Subaru.
|by Anonymous||reply 378||Last Monday at 1:38 PM|