I’ll be the one who pretends to be super humble, but must have the spotlight. I’ll also be the shaky-voiced lies about things that don’t matter, “Uh yeah my Subaru is a 2018 too, got it new!” (Nope used 2015)
Let’s be a Lesbian Gathering
|by Anonymous||reply 309||21 hours ago|
“We don’t like Dykes!”
|by Anonymous||reply 1||03/09/2019|
That bitch is butch!
|by Anonymous||reply 2||03/10/2019|
I am the bikes
|by Anonymous||reply 3||04/09/2019|
Really OP. You feminine guys give a bad name to gays.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||04/09/2019|
I'm the large d*ke who behaves aggressively with any masculine gay men who threaten my butch styling.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||04/09/2019|
Good try OP, but nothing, and I mean NOTHING for the lesbian threads will ever compare to this classic.
Let's be a Lesbian Thanksgiving
I love that fucking mess Kim...
|by Anonymous||reply 6||04/09/2019|
I'm the word 'space'.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||04/09/2019|
I'm the story told as light conversation, in which one lesbian recounts how she was reported for bullying an intern and tries to blame it on 'hatred of gay womyn'.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||04/09/2019|
I'm the smell of fish.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||04/09/2019|
I'm the tie-dye shirt -- my wearer claimed I am not mass produced and was made at a weekend womyn's retreat, but that's proved false when another two attendees turn up wearing the exact same one.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||04/09/2019|
I'm the passive-aggresive behaviour.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||04/09/2019|
I'm the grunting to show territorial dominance.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||04/09/2019|
I'm the humorless lesbian trying to FF this thread out of existence.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||04/09/2019|
I the brand new Tesbian shoving his way to the front.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||04/09/2019|
I'm Caitlyn's invitation. I must have gotten lost in the post...
|by Anonymous||reply 15||04/09/2019|
I'm the neighbor, a gay man who lives next door, being berated after he asks for whoever parked the Subaru on the pavement blocking his drive to please move it.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||04/09/2019|
I'm the collection of tattoos on the fatty upper arms, exposed by a range of sleeveless, shapeless tops. On the calves too.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||04/09/2019|
I'm the looks of confusion when the other guests see Kim now carries a purse.
The questions I raise are answered when someone sees that I am only carried because I hold a bottle of Everclear for quick swigs.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||04/09/2019|
I have no real hands on umpit
|by Anonymous||reply 19||04/09/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 20||04/09/2019|
I'm the innocuously asked question: 'Why doesn't the bathroom have any soap?'
After a protracted silence the hostess shouts: 'BECAUSE SOAP IS A PATRIARCHAL CONCEPT! WOMYN'S BODIES ARE SELF-CLEANING!'
|by Anonymous||reply 21||04/09/2019|
I'm Pat -- the grilling half of the hosting couple, firing up the grill.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||04/09/2019|
Excuse me, you absolute whore, r6?
- signed the queen of lesbian threads: Dark Lesbians & any and all Michfest threads
|by Anonymous||reply 23||04/09/2019|
R23 Fair enough, Have at it. BUT YOU KNOW I AM RIGHT!
|by Anonymous||reply 24||04/09/2019|
I’m the Tupperware.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||04/10/2019|
I am the boundaries being stated now so I do not have to state them 100 posts in.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||04/10/2019|
I'll be the pitchfork carrying Woke Folk and Angry Trannies outside, screaming death threats at lesbians for daring to even have their Transphobic Exclusionary Gathering. Our protest signs will say things like 'ONLY TRANSWOMEN LESBIANS ARE ALLOWED ANYMORE. WE RULE NOW AND IT IS THE LAW!
|by Anonymous||reply 27||04/10/2019|
I’m the carefully trimmed fingernails.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||04/10/2019|
I'm the date and time, scheduled so as not to clash with Rachel Maddow.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||04/10/2019|
I'm the virulently right-wing views casually expressed throughout conveniently dismissed by mentioning 'I voted for Hillary'.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||04/10/2019|
I'm the reduced risk of finding a stray hair in any of the food, given that all present have buzzcuts.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||04/10/2019|
I’m the smudgy, faded dolphin tattoos that can be found on the cankle area of a few of the ladies attending
|by Anonymous||reply 32||04/10/2019|
You guys already did this during Thanksgiving last year. I think it was "Let's be a Lesbian Thanksgiving" - close enough.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||04/10/2019|
We HEART all genuine Diesels and we HATE all fish (aka str8 females)!
|by Anonymous||reply 34||04/10/2019|
I’m the free bread pudding!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||04/10/2019|
I am the word "share." "Is there anything about your first sexual experience with another woman you would like to share?"
|by Anonymous||reply 36||04/10/2019|
With all the "queer"/trans nonsense going on today with el-gibbity, my days of making fun of lesbians are long over.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||04/10/2019|
I'm R33 and this is not funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||04/10/2019|
I'm the nostalgia for the '70s.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||04/10/2019|
I'm the one butch dyke in the group who has a sense of humor and would rather be at the gay men's bar sharing bitchy stories and making everybody laugh simply because I'm really a drag queen trapped in big ole' lesbian body.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||04/10/2019|
I'm repressed memories of a sexual assault at the last one on these gatherings.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||04/10/2019|
Nah.. let's not.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||04/10/2019|
I'm the veritable jungle of plus-size plaid shirts.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||04/10/2019|
I'm the argument.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||04/10/2019|
I'm the embittered old queen who hates all women and loves it when I can get others on the internet to pile on too.... SUCH fun!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||04/10/2019|
I'm R45's homophobia.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||04/11/2019|
I'm the confusion over whose cane is whose as the guests go to leave.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||04/11/2019|
I'm the preponderance of single syllable first names.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||04/11/2019|
[quote]I'm the collection of tattoos on the fatty upper arms, exposed by a range of sleeveless, shapeless tops. On the calves too
I never understand why these people with saggy fat arms wear sleeveless tops, this made me laugh
|by Anonymous||reply 49||04/11/2019|
I’m the music selection providing ambiance in the background: Melissa Etheridge Greatest Hits, Melissa Etheridge Live, Indigo Girls Greatest Hit and Live Album, Guns and Roses Greatest Hits, and Irish Bagpipers Greatest Hits: The Funeral Masses- all on repeat
|by Anonymous||reply 50||04/11/2019|
Im the tall, well-dressed Latina femme with a PhD in Philosphy. I'm gorgeous and hilarious and I dont know anyone who remotely resembles the clueless and wildly outdated stereotypes you're posting here. And I'm glad I don't know any men like you. Your posts are really shameful.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||04/11/2019|
I'm the venue that had to be changed as it as wasn't large enough to contain R51's ego and smugness.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||04/11/2019|
I'm the shock that R50 forgot k.d. lang.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||04/11/2019|
I'm the mobility scooter.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||04/11/2019|
I’m Hank. Nice to meet you, r48.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||04/11/2019|
I'm the butch business dyke. I dress like Signourey Weaver in Working Girl and don't hide my contempt for straight women and gay men. I can't help but suggest a more efficient way of serving and/or distributing food.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||04/11/2019|
R51, I see you.
This shit is tedious. It's a gay board, and yet they allow lesbian bashing?
I wonder at Muriel who shuts down celeb' threads but considers this ok? It's not funny anymore, and particularly when we're being attacked politically and socially. I'll still stand by my gay brethren, but it's becoming harder and harder when the humor they keep citing is nothing but. It's boring, divisive and mean.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||04/11/2019|
R57 Add in a kinder, warmer joke if you want the tone of the thread to change. Add several. You ought to be able to.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||04/11/2019|
Thanks, R58, for the invitation, but no thanks. I just had to scrub the slurs off of the barn because even rednecks know that all goat farmers are 'slut lesbians'
I'm too old for this shit anymore, I suppose. Maybe I should have laughed the paint off of the barn but I'm plumb out of giggles around this shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||04/11/2019|
I'm the boi with the edgy undercut hairstyle.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||04/11/2019|
R59 You're on a gay board, no one is painting slurs on your barn or wanting to. No one got the idea to do that here. We don't hate you.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||04/11/2019|
I'm the complex social arrangement between the cats, maintaining balance in the house.
Certain spare rooms may not be entered, except to stow coats.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||04/11/2019|
R59, I'm sorry about what you're dealing with. After absorbing discrimination and sometimes hate from straight people within our real-life communities, it would be nice if when we escape to a virtual GAY community for entertainment and relief, we didn't have to deal with more slurs and homophobia. I expect a little bit of homophobia when out in the "straight" world, but the slurs and phobia sting even more when they come from within the community.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||04/11/2019|
Yep, exactly, R63, and thank you for the understanding.
Yes, R61, I know that is typically the case. I actually opened it looking for a bit of relief, a little fun laugh to make it all seem less cruel. I suppose I'm just a bit touchy and on edge. The farm isn't exactly accessible and though the goats are ok, they're a bit jumpy today, too (pun intended). I'll be up tonight to see if some of the local humorists reappear.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||04/11/2019|
This isn't funny.
I don't need to be clicking onto these threads, but must. I live in a small Maine town where I run an indepedent womyn's hardware store. Business is tough enough without the hatred I receive daily. Just the other day my store was damaged in a Kristallnacht organized and perpetrated by the town's large and hateful majority: Menindressesgendered and those hedonistic, humorless gay men.
I could move, I suppose. But I feel duty-bound to remain as a matyr (albeit one with a great sense of humor and laisser vivre). I will not be erased at a time when gay womyn are having the ends of pencils being rubbed against their bodies. However, I never lose sight of the fact that all-privileged class (gay men) are the enemy. It's those vapid, sex-crazed, M-A-L-E, Garland and Streisand loving queens (and any other stereotypes I can think of) that force me to post here; just as they force me to wear a plaid triangle with a large 'k.d.' stamped in around town.
Sometimes I wish AIDS would become drug resistant.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||04/11/2019|
Let's not and actually show some dignity for a change in supporting our gay sisters rather than post nonsense and insult like R65 just did.
R65 can fuck the fuck right off.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||04/11/2019|
I'm the lesbian who is determined to fill the 'that's not funny!' stereotype. I will be in attendance as soon I finish confirming every DL stereotype.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||04/11/2019|
I'm the pre-process meeting "check-in".
I am also the process meeting post after said "check-in".
I am also the post process meeting "check-in".
|by Anonymous||reply 68||04/11/2019|
I am the homemade cedar, sea salt and sandalwood scented soy candle that was brought last time and hidden away. I am now being lit for the first time and turning several guests off their food.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||04/12/2019|
I'm the irrelevant female historical figure being brought in conversation to tell everyone she got 'a bum rap'.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||04/12/2019|
I am this outfit being worn since it's a special occasion:
|by Anonymous||reply 71||04/12/2019|
I'm the bow tie being worn semi-ironically (since it's a special occasion).
|by Anonymous||reply 72||04/12/2019|
I'm the lawyer bragging about the pro-bono work I'm currently doing for the refugee women's shelter.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||04/12/2019|
I am the hostess who likes to call herself thrifty. I am really just cheap. I am also the watered down booze she serves (which at least helps reduce the risk of fights).
|by Anonymous||reply 74||04/12/2019|
The gathering is in a sharehouse in Footscray, Melbourne. Attendees are excitedly retelling their stories from the recent Vegan March in the City.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||04/12/2019|
I am the only woman present who does not own a second home by a lake. I will, however, lie and say I do and remain steadfastly committed to it as the lie ever snowballs.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||04/12/2019|
I am the fifth cat on a vegan diet that killed my four predecessors. My owner says 'it was my choice'.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||04/12/2019|
I'm the bucket of KFC that shows up at every pot luck.... still in the bucket!
|by Anonymous||reply 78||04/12/2019|
I am the insistence on being called 'Professor' or 'Doctor'.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||04/12/2019|
I am this excerpt from a Rachel Maddow interview:
[quote]Tell me the most conservative thing about you.
[quote]Probably my drinking habits. I am a rigorous curmudgeon when it comes to alcohol. All the mixed drinks and cocktails that anybody needs were pretty much settled a generation before I was born. There’s no reason to have, like, cordials made out of new flowers. There’s no reason to put bacon in your fucking bourbon.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||04/12/2019|
I am this excerpt from a Rachel Maddow interview:
[quote]Tell me the most conservative thing about you.
[quote]Probably my drinking habits. I am a rigorous curmudgeon when it comes to alcohol. All the mixed drinks and cocktails that anybody needs were pretty much settled a generation before I was born. There’s no reason to have, like, cordials made out of new flowers. There’s no reason to put bacon in your fucking bourbon.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||04/12/2019|
I am my formatting fails. Does DL not allow double quoting?
|by Anonymous||reply 82||04/12/2019|
I'm the femme being told by the other ladies where I can find the nearest straight bar.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||04/12/2019|
I'm the bombshell revelation that ruins the evening: "I voted for Trump. It's these fuckin' trannies that are the real problem."
|by Anonymous||reply 84||04/12/2019|
I am the tears that are inevitably coming.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||04/12/2019|
I'm the half of the couple that makes no secret of the fact they were dragged along unwillingly.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||04/12/2019|
I'm leaving early. I have to be up early to go to the farmer's market tomorrow morning.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||04/12/2019|
I'm the black eye and elaborate story to go along with.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||04/12/2019|
I'm the broken beer glasses after a jealous scuffle.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||04/12/2019|
I'm the multiple restraining orders hanging over a number of possessive women in attendance.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||04/12/2019|
I'm the aggressive behavior of women in attendance, discussing toxic masculinity.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||04/12/2019|
I am the nutloaf served. Of course I am 100% cilantro-free.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||04/12/2019|
I'm the awful freeform poetry.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||Last Saturday at 12:39 AM|
I'm the badly behaved adopted children left at home.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||Last Saturday at 1:13 AM|
I am the foofoo fruit with blond highlights, budget Botox, a prolapsed anus, and a drinking problem that brings out my velvet rage. I am 52, look 59 and boast that I look 35, and pay major money to "straight" escorts who shimmy out the door the nanosecond I am done with my business. All my relationships are frenemy relationships -- no one trusts me because I am the pettiest backstabber in my small town, although on DL I claim to live in London and New York. I wear a pink shirt a size too small.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||Last Saturday at 2:14 AM|
I am the zeros cape garden I did my self because the next drought is coming and you gays are not prepared. I spent 3 months moving a truckload of bolder with my bare hands.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||Last Saturday at 2:23 AM|
I am the cute grifter lesbian who looks like an innocent boy but I will hit on both gay men and lesbians depending on who is most willing to let me crash at their house in defiantly. I am not transgender, but I take a males name just to make it even more confusing.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||Last Saturday at 2:30 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 98||Last Saturday at 2:32 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 99||Last Saturday at 3:04 AM|
R99 = triggered
|by Anonymous||reply 100||Last Saturday at 3:12 AM|
Nice to know you think hating gay men is funny. Where is the Webmaster?
|by Anonymous||reply 101||Last Saturday at 3:15 AM|
A doggy style finger bang. A bull on all 4s with think sliced ham lips ravaged by gravity. Haunting hand claps and chanting from the glow in the closet. Nae's Bieber cut sweated to her obese face. Bull bucks her hips then electrically points one leg completely erect into the air. A dildo spontaneously combusts. Dark lesbians.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||Last Saturday at 3:21 AM|
Wow. I can't believe that post hasn't been greyed out yet. Is it from Lipstick Alley?
|by Anonymous||reply 103||Last Saturday at 3:22 AM|
I thought R95 was pretty funny. The pink shirt a size too small was a nice detail.
100-odd posts slagging off lesbians and you get your knickers in a twist over one post about gays? Ugh fuck off with your hypocritical outrage.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||Last Saturday at 3:35 AM|
'Foofoo fruit' -- that term does not come from a place of humor.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||Last Saturday at 3:37 AM|
R105 I think it's a pretty good description of a certain type of elder gay man we all take the piss out of on here. In fact I think I recognise him from Mike's disastrous trip to Palm Springs.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||Last Saturday at 3:40 AM|
Yes, we can and often do joke about gayness.
But why is it being brought up in this thread out of the blue? Why is that term being used? That post is hateful, inappropriate, not relevant, and bitter.
Muriel, close this thread if you're not going to block that poster please.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||Last Saturday at 3:46 AM|
It things like this that make me not want to Datalounge. It seems gay men are being pushed out of our own site and told to just ignore that kind of homophobia -- which doesn't come from a joking gay man.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||Last Saturday at 3:47 AM|
R108 Why not just block the homophobe so you can get back to hating lesbians?
|by Anonymous||reply 109||Last Saturday at 3:52 AM|
Maybe because there shouldn't be homophobia on a gay website?
|by Anonymous||reply 110||Last Saturday at 4:11 AM|
R110 If R95 had been posted in the Palm Springs thread or any other thread of gays laughing at gays, you'd have laughed your head off. It appears in a thread laughing at lesbians and suddenly it's the most hateful thing ever expressed. Don't be such a ridiculous hypocrite.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||Last Saturday at 4:29 AM|
[quote]If [R95] had been posted in the Palm Springs thread or any other thread of gays laughing at gays, you'd have laughed your head off.
Then maybe it should've been posted there. No one asked for it be posted here. It's abrupt and clearly an attempt not at humour or conversation, but at mocking gay men. Y'know we just don't need this.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||Last Saturday at 4:37 AM|
I'm the varying arrays of short hair-do's that are the proverbial "lesbian haircut".
See: Rachel Maddow, Ellen, Tig Nataro , and K. D. Lang.
See also: Whatever the hell Ruby Rose is wearing at the moment.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||Last Saturday at 4:43 AM|
It's just amazing the hate gay men have thrown at them and then the total lack of desire to understand by lesbians.
The average lesbian likes to imagine herself as virtuous and somehow above base gay men. Attacks on gay man are always grounded in hate. Lesbians, because they are a privileged group that does not experience homophobia, are complicit due to how often they side with straights over gay men.
I don't expect anything to be done about it. I don't know if this site is now majority women and all the staff are, but it's clear you can say whatever you want about 'foofoo fruit' with impunity.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||Last Saturday at 4:43 AM|
R114 Have you read any of the posts in this thread before the offending 'foofoo fruit' one?
I'm willing to suspect a few of the previous posts were actually posted by lesbians since a lot of the lesbians on DL have a sense of humour. One post out of one hundred posts does not constitute a 'takeover'.
You're taking one not particularly offensive post to give yourself an excuse to turn a pretty inoffensive thread into one hurling hate at lesbians. You're insane.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||Last Saturday at 4:51 AM|
I am having a hard time understand R114. Lesbians certainly do experience homophobia, particularly in corporate America, where their not sucking up to/sleeping with men is a big disadvantage. And they tend to have a pretty skeptical view of straights -- do they really join with them siding against gay men? I hope not.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||Last Saturday at 4:51 AM|
[quote]since a lot of the lesbians on DL have a sense of humour.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||Last Saturday at 4:52 AM|
All women are bisexual. /thread
Gay men are like straight men: their sexuality is mostly set.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||Last Saturday at 4:52 AM|
[quote]Lesbians certainly do experience homophobia, particularly in corporate America, where their not sucking up to/sleeping with men is a big disadvantage.
So not fucking their boss is homophobia? Your mindset is soaked is privilege.
[quote]And they tend to have a pretty skeptical view of straights -- do they really join with them siding against gay men? I hope not.
Gay women side with straight women over gay men all the time.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||Last Saturday at 4:55 AM|
Well, that one homophobic poster certainly achieved their aim of derailing / ruining an otherwise funny, lighthearted thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||Last Saturday at 4:55 AM|
The deterioration of this thread backs up the stereotype of lesbians being humorless. Go to the Let's Be A Lesbian Thanksgiving thread to get some hope back that the stereotype isn't (always) true.
What a fucking disappointment this has been for the most part. AS FUCKING USUAL
|by Anonymous||reply 121||Last Saturday at 4:56 AM|
"since a lot of the lesbians on DL have a sense of humour."
Lesbians are funny...because they are humorless. That's the joke.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||Last Saturday at 4:56 AM|
R121 Have a fucking drink, Kim. Your hands are shaking.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||Last Saturday at 4:57 AM|
Lesbians have as much humor as Brie Larson has talent, looks and sex appeal. To a humorless, ugly frau, this point will be very hard to understand.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||Last Saturday at 4:57 AM|
[quote]since a lot of the lesbians on DL have a sense of humour.
After they've just spend the whole thread crying about how this isn't funny. We can joke about Palm Springs, threatre queens, and basement Dionne Warwick fans -- yet dare mention KD Lang and it's a huge issue.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||Last Saturday at 4:58 AM|
R125 humor for lesbians is like watching a fish out of water.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||Last Saturday at 5:00 AM|
In a strange sense, lesbians are sociologically in need of a man. Thus, they come to a gay board to finger wag at gay men for being "too mean". Since no man will fuck them, they can't lord the puss over some boyfriend or husband the way lipstick lesbian like Amber Heard did to Johnny Depp. But all women *live* to boss men around. Particularly priviliged western women who think any observation they dislike about any woman, ever, is an attack on all women...because if you think one lesbian or starlet is unattractive or stupid, they *just know* that you secretly think it about, gasp, them.
Shaking right now, you guys. The hatred for women around here is unbearable! - every triggered lesbian, in every thread they invade
All women think that they have the right to invade the cliubs/boards/gatherings of men. But if men dare demand the same (why would they? On principle) then women will scream that they feel "threatened".
Anyway, the fish are here because they don't have the captive audience at home. No man is there to berate and shit on when they feel upset about "male dominated society", aka their fat asses and mediocre faces. Because everything is always about how women (i.e. the given frau) should be "worshiped".
|by Anonymous||reply 127||Last Saturday at 5:07 AM|
It doesn't help that lesbians have such an huge unjustified victim complex.
Honey, gay men have faced a tougher time that any of you can even imagine and what we've done is laugh through it. The whole gay political movement -- spearheaded by gay men -- has been about laughing through the pain. We've worked to win people over through over humor and let the hate roll off our back. Called a pervert by Anita Bryant? Do a drag act about her and her orange fresh scented pussy.
So try it our way sometime.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||Last Saturday at 5:08 AM|
One hundred anti-lesbian posts and it's all good fun.
One anti-gay post (which wouldn't be out of place in any other thread) and you all lose your shit.
It's also clear this thread has been taken over by some really unhinged lesbian-haters.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||Last Saturday at 5:08 AM|
You sum it up beautifully, R127. ✊🏼✊🏾✊
|by Anonymous||reply 130||Last Saturday at 5:09 AM|
There are no anti-lesbian posts. There are lesbian jokes on a lesbian thread about Datalounge institutions like bread pudding and canes.
There is one person who decided to insert a hateful gay stereotype onto a thread that had nothing to do with it.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||Last Saturday at 5:11 AM|
This is a gay men's board and we feel under attack here.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||Last Saturday at 5:11 AM|
Can I guess from the term "foofoo" that R95 (still up and posting) is from the Caribbean, a deeply homophobic place.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||Last Saturday at 5:12 AM|
I'm Amie's pendulous breasts enjoying freedom at MichFest.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||Last Saturday at 5:14 AM|
I'm more fascinated by the...person in the background, R134. WTF?
|by Anonymous||reply 135||Last Saturday at 5:15 AM|
I'm feeling nauseous after seeing R134's link.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||Last Saturday at 5:15 AM|
I'm still unable to get over that someone posted in earnestness that lesbians have a great sense of humor.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||Last Saturday at 5:18 AM|
I'm white and I lofe spicy food, R137. Poor comparison: white people are capable of loving spicy food, though not many do, while lesbians appear to be genetically devoid of humor.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||Last Saturday at 5:24 AM|
I lofe spicy food, and hate butterfly keyboards, covefe!
|by Anonymous||reply 139||Last Saturday at 5:24 AM|
Lots of white people love spicy food, but traditional white food -- from North America and Europe -- is usually unspiced.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||Last Saturday at 5:27 AM|
A lot of lesbians hate sex, drag, diva worship, plastic surgery, and the idea of two men raising a child.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||Last Saturday at 5:30 AM|
Anne Murray music will be playing!
|by Anonymous||reply 142||Last Saturday at 5:32 AM|
There's a kind of instinctive homophobia that most lesbians fall back on like a lot of straights do (even supportive ones) when they feel gay men are too threatening. Lesbians don't care about homophobia and in fact work to uphold it.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||Last Saturday at 5:39 AM|
Now lesbians are to blame for homophobia? Please.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||Last Saturday at 5:44 AM|
Well this thread took a nosedive!
|by Anonymous||reply 145||Last Saturday at 5:45 AM|
I’m Mo. I wear men’s Fruit of the Loom men’s white briefs. I make sure that the waistband shows in the back when I’m sitting. They really do fit better!!
|by Anonymous||reply 146||Last Saturday at 5:47 AM|
Plenty of lesbians are quite openly homophobic.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||Last Saturday at 5:47 AM|
Yes, and roving bands of lesbians go around beating up gay men. The media covers it up.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||Last Saturday at 5:49 AM|
Oh come on you guys! Knock it off! It’s the fucking internet. The world is too much of a nightmare not to laugh at each other. When taken seriously it just makes us all look sillier. I though the pink shirt post was great. If you can’t take what’s dished out just move on or start a thread out of resentment and watch it end up making a lot of people laugh.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||Last Saturday at 5:50 AM|
Lesbians are too busy beating each other, r148. And their victim complexes mean that most would see any man, gay or straight, as a "threat".
|by Anonymous||reply 150||Last Saturday at 5:52 AM|
Most homophobes don't beat up gay men. Most homophobia does not take the form of violence. I smell fish from your post, R148.
Though some lesbian upthread did try to suggest gay men vandalize lesbians' properties.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||Last Saturday at 5:52 AM|
Eh, Betsy DeVos and Karen Pence don't beat up gay men. Does that mean they're not homophobic?
|by Anonymous||reply 152||Last Saturday at 5:53 AM|
[quote]The world is too much of a nightmare not to laugh at each other.
I agree. But tell that to the lesbian at R57.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||Last Saturday at 5:53 AM|
R57 also has spent time telling everyone that Johnny Depp is the Devil and Amber Heard is Mother Mary. Looney lez, constantly blaming men.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||Last Saturday at 5:56 AM|
I’m Donny the dyke like. I’m the gay guy that only likes lesbians because they aren’t sexually threatening to me. I can’t go to this gathering because one of the other lesbians requested no men. I usually make it to the other gatherings and am the only man there. Most all the dykes really, really like me.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||Last Saturday at 5:57 AM|
No lesbian has been attacked on this thread.
R95 has attacked gay men.
R95 will not be blocked.
This space has been taken over.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||Last Saturday at 5:57 AM|
I'm the voice of reason who interrupts an argument that's going nowhere by telling everyone they're all pretty and to play nice while simultaneously putting on the kettle, passing around beers and opening another bottle of vodka.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||Last Saturday at 5:59 AM|
I'm the abuse statistics. I could ruin this party.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||Last Saturday at 6:00 AM|
Im just feeling like my voice isn’t being heard. I need to have a bunch of people pay attention to me, tell me they love and that I’m okay.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||Last Saturday at 6:05 AM|
I'm the virtue signalling about eating only organic, vegan, local, non-corporate food.
Yet every woman hear is at least two hundred pounds.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||Last Saturday at 6:06 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 161||Last Saturday at 6:08 AM|
I'm R95's ratty weave.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||Last Saturday at 6:09 AM|
The amount of triggering going on would suggest R95 hit a pretty big nerve in here.
Perhaps if you bought your shirts in the next size up you'd have the room to laugh once in a while.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||Last Saturday at 6:12 AM|
Stastically, lesbians are much more likely to be overweight than straight women.
Gay men are much less likely to be overweight than straight men.
But the joke about plus size plaid has already been made I'm sure.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||Last Saturday at 6:15 AM|
im Donny the Dyke Like and I posted R95. I love to play that I’m an angry lesbian on DL. It’s a safe, non-sexual way for me to interact with other fags.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||Last Saturday at 6:20 AM|
That lesbians will defend R165 just shows they're not on gay men's side.
|by Anonymous||reply 166||Last Saturday at 6:22 AM|
Can you imagine if they spent half as much time standing up for gays as they do calling them sexist and trying to language police?
|by Anonymous||reply 167||Last Saturday at 6:24 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 168||Last Saturday at 6:36 AM|
I'm the dream catcher earring (singular).
|by Anonymous||reply 169||Last Saturday at 6:39 AM|
I'm the combined efforts of all present to defend gay men. I am non-existent.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||Last Saturday at 6:40 AM|
Is it true that women with eyebrow rings are dykes? Nose rings? Curious about the culture.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||Last Saturday at 6:40 AM|
Fat, poor hygiene, sour face are key physical markers, R171.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||Last Saturday at 6:44 AM|
Where are we on tattoos, R172? If a girl has, say, tats on 60% of her body, is she a lesbian?
|by Anonymous||reply 173||Last Saturday at 6:46 AM|
I'm the trannies protesting outside the fenced area- who are hellbent on ruining the hole day!
|by Anonymous||reply 174||Last Saturday at 6:46 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 175||Last Saturday at 6:47 AM|
Amber Heard is humorless. I should have known that she was a dyke.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||Last Saturday at 6:50 AM|
I'm the Eagles-Cowboys game that's on the TV.
I'm why straight guys are so much more comfortable with us than with femme gays.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||Last Saturday at 6:56 AM|
I hate men. That is my only defining quality. Which is why I am a DYKE
|by Anonymous||reply 178||Last Saturday at 6:58 AM|
I am the lesbian lothario. I have four dates a year, two of them ending in kisses.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||Last Saturday at 6:59 AM|
i hate men. My name is Brie Larson!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 180||Last Saturday at 7:03 AM|
i'm the rotting neck brace foam
|by Anonymous||reply 181||Last Saturday at 7:05 AM|
I’m the carrots, cucumbers, celery stalks, and stick butter shaking with fear in the host’s refrigerator. I’m praying that things don’t get out of hand like they did at the last party for Pat(rica)’s birthday.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||Last Saturday at 7:43 AM|
I'm the guest furiously masturbating to the thought of Elisabeth Hassleback naked in the bathroom that a neighbour can see clear into.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||Last Saturday at 7:46 AM|
I'm the word "KETO" and no one utters me even once during the entire evening.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||Last Saturday at 7:48 AM|
I'm the overblown and completely false story of abuse at the hands of a transwoman told to everyone with glee.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||Last Saturday at 7:48 AM|
I'm a joke. I will not be told once during the whole evening.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||Last Saturday at 7:49 AM|
I'm the hostess' total lack of effort to decorate or clean beforehand because not having guests sitting on piles of old newspapers would be forcible constraintment into gender stereotypes.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||Last Saturday at 7:53 AM|
I'm the call to work in the other room. All the guests manage to overhear me however and become aware of just how one womyn treats underlings.
|by Anonymous||reply 188||Last Saturday at 7:56 AM|
I'm the guest whose going to ruin all the furniture because I'M FREE-BLEEDING!
|by Anonymous||reply 189||Last Saturday at 8:06 AM|
I’m the guest who is also a CBD sales rep!! I’m going to tell everyone about how CBD has changed my life! And my wife Becky and our cat Mittens!
You need to buy your CBD from me because I can talk to you an hour about how I’m selling the best brand available. I’m also going to let R189 know that CBD also helps free bleeding!!
|by Anonymous||reply 190||Last Saturday at 8:12 AM|
I'm the scent of multiple yonis at the womyn's meet as we gather naked legs open to sky goddess .
|by Anonymous||reply 191||Last Saturday at 8:14 AM|
I'm that time of the evening when talk turns to politics. All in attendance agree that they will be voting for Amy Kuntbacher in the Dem primary because she's a 'strong woman' they say, which is a euphemism for being an abusive bullying cunt like all the womyn there.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||Last Saturday at 8:36 AM|
I'm the rare purebreed the owners insist came from a shelter.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||Last Saturday at 8:37 AM|
I'm the talk of getting the old '92 netball team together for a reunion. I am chillily received when the other former members of the team present remember the incident in which one of the women on the straight half of the team accused one of the women on the lesbian half of the team of sexual assault.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||Last Saturday at 8:39 AM|
I'm the young child Kim killed while drunk driving.
I'm also this: "Yeah, the judge had it in for her. Man, of course."
|by Anonymous||reply 195||Last Saturday at 8:41 AM|
I'm the all the ample fat distributed around the midsection, not the thighs where straight women would store it.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||Last Saturday at 8:42 AM|
I'm the thin slices of roast ham piled atop one another.
I look like... well, you know.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||Last Saturday at 8:43 AM|
I'm the frau neighbour next door. I sell cosmetics and when I see so many women entering from my upstairs window I think I'm about to make a killing.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||Last Saturday at 8:50 AM|
I am more aggressive than most men.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||Last Saturday at 8:59 AM|
Where are the real women at? Who are all these ugly men?
|by Anonymous||reply 200||Last Saturday at 9:30 AM|
I'm the half blind elderly Asian woman who is still driving though she shouldn't be. I rely heavily on my sense of acute sense of smell to get about and have ended up here instead of the fish market where I wanted to go to.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||Last Saturday at 11:35 AM|
I'm the coleslaw brought along.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||Last Saturday at 10:17 PM|
Lesbians run this board.
|by Anonymous||reply 203||Last Saturday at 10:26 PM|
I am the cultivated moustache.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||Last Saturday at 10:38 PM|
I am the aggressive 'service dog'.
|by Anonymous||reply 205||Last Saturday at 10:43 PM|
I found this in Hollywood Lesbians Part 2, after someone questioned Brie Larson's acting ability and looks:
"I’m gonna go ahead and guess you’re not into ladies full stop? Are you a gay man or an angry incel?But you’re soooo right, actors should only be really really good looking ( by your standards) because that is most important above all else. There feet should be perfection, it’s imperative to any role. Now go ahead and post a photo and your CV so we can decide who should play you in your life story. I’m sure it’s fascinating.
Does Brie Larson post here? It sure looks like it! LOL.
|by Anonymous||reply 206||Last Sunday at 12:11 AM|
When actors have only Brie Larson's level of talent they had better be good looking.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||Last Sunday at 12:31 AM|
Feminine features usually look good on a man.
Manly features never look good on a woman.
I've yet to see an attractive looking lesbian.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||Last Sunday at 12:33 AM|
Lipstick lesbians are hot. But that usually means they're really Amber Heard types: siociopathic bisexuals.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||Last Sunday at 12:52 AM|
I'm the groupthink.
|by Anonymous||reply 210||Last Sunday at 12:53 AM|
Is Amber Heard really a lesbian. Lesbianism is trendy among straight women the way gayness will never be among straight men.
|by Anonymous||reply 211||Last Sunday at 1:31 AM|
I'm the guest turned off her nut loaf because she's sitting beside Bar, the Jewish gender studies professor, just back from three weeks at a kibbutz with a huge mane of curly hair that hasn't been washed since before she left.
|by Anonymous||reply 212||Last Sunday at 2:20 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 213||Last Sunday at 2:21 AM|
Link to lesbian meltdown/groupthink whine fest in Amber Heard thread. She is the victim, pure as snow, guys! Anyone who thinks different is "mentally ill".
|by Anonymous||reply 214||Last Sunday at 3:13 AM|
I'm Camp Brother Sun, filled with little pre-rapists.
|by Anonymous||reply 215||Last Sunday at 4:08 AM|
I'm the lesbian who's deeply concerned that an anonymous gay man who can't see me, might not think I'm pretty. Worry, worry, worry. That's me. Oh I do hope some random, unknown gay guy finds me attractive. I do so hope I'm feminine enough to gain his approval.
I won't be at this party.
|by Anonymous||reply 216||Last Sunday at 4:09 AM|
I'm R216. I hate gay men, and don't care about their opinions, which is why I follow them around, attempting -- futiley -- to be humorous ("dyke" and "humor"? Like Rosie O and "diet"> Big fat NO), and hang out on Datalounge, a gay men's board. Because I don't care what gay guys think of me. The world revolves around me and my passive-aggressive putdowns that, like the rest of me, are as sophisticated as a 13 year old girl's civic protests and twitter selfies (selfsame).
|by Anonymous||reply 217||Last Sunday at 4:14 AM|
I'm the hot lesbian. So hot, I'm almost mythic to the lesbian community.
|by Anonymous||reply 218||Last Sunday at 4:15 AM|
I'm the lesbians who must HATE this thread -- because OP is greyed out.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||Last Sunday at 5:39 AM|
Oh, God. Now thread has better proved that humorless lezbian stereotype better than this one.
|by Anonymous||reply 220||Last Sunday at 5:44 AM|
I'm R216's passive-aggressiveness.
|by Anonymous||reply 221||Last Sunday at 5:45 AM|
Why do feel the need to specify a *gay* man, R216?
|by Anonymous||reply 222||Last Sunday at 5:52 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 223||Last Sunday at 5:53 AM|
I'm an easygoing, witty, stylish, and attractive lesbian.
|by Anonymous||reply 224||Last Sunday at 6:02 AM|
I'm the threats to assault transwomen freely discussed.
|by Anonymous||reply 225||Last Sunday at 6:17 AM|
I'm the expensive dining table carved from a single cedar tree.
|by Anonymous||reply 226||Last Sunday at 6:55 AM|
I'm the assertion that a cabal of gay men control the fashion industry and are responsible for fish having eating disorders.
|by Anonymous||reply 227||Last Sunday at 7:01 AM|
Lesbians are stuck in the 1970s Men=bad, women=good mindset. Amber Heard could skin a toddler and if it was male they'd still defend her.
And I don't know what it is: But so many of them are bullies too.
|by Anonymous||reply 228||Last Sunday at 7:02 AM|
R208, when I was in LA on business, I saw many pretty even beautiful gay women in West Hollywood. The lipsticks hide. You only notice the obvious lesbians. Same with masculine gay men. Gay men do not like feminine looking men.
|by Anonymous||reply 229||Last Sunday at 8:33 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 230||Last Sunday at 8:30 PM|
I haven't met or hung around lesbians other than a handful of times but every time they were humble, funny and self-deprecating.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||Last Sunday at 8:41 PM|
This thread suggests otherwise, R231...
|by Anonymous||reply 232||Last Sunday at 10:02 PM|
I’m the feet on a table.
|by Anonymous||reply 233||Last Sunday at 11:01 PM|
I'm the date rolls to go with the carob tea.
|by Anonymous||reply 234||Last Sunday at 11:07 PM|
I am the 6 extra rolls of dollar store toilet paper that will soon block the toilet.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||Last Sunday at 11:15 PM|
And the irony is that women love to talk about, especially lesbians, that "our womyn space is always invaded by entitled men" when it is usually the other way. Datalounge is more than half female but it should not be that way.
|by Anonymous||reply 236||Last Monday at 12:14 AM|
I'm the 'femme'. I'm the only one who would describe myself as such however, and do so on the grounds that I have a not entirely successful self-cut Jane Fonda Klute hairstyle rather than a crew cut like all else present.
|by Anonymous||reply 237||Last Monday at 2:48 AM|
I’m the Harley Sportster parked out front. I’m parked next to my cousin, a Chopper.
|by Anonymous||reply 238||Last Monday at 2:51 AM|
If gay men were actually a majority on DL, R95 not OP would be greyed out.
|by Anonymous||reply 239||Last Monday at 2:53 AM|
[quote]I haven't met or hung around lesbians other than a handful of times but every time they were humble, funny and self-deprecating.
I've hung around lesbians before and they all had a major victim complex, passive-aggressive nature, and, yes, no sense of humor.
|by Anonymous||reply 240||Last Monday at 2:55 AM|
[quote]Yes, and roving bands of lesbians go around beating up gay men. The media covers it up.
Lets be honest, no one will deny Lesbians are in general very pushy. Sometimes threatening. They like it that way.
|by Anonymous||reply 241||Last Monday at 3:13 AM|
The reason a few trans threads were closed was because of the incitement to violence by lesbians on them.
|by Anonymous||reply 242||Last Monday at 3:20 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 243||Last Monday at 3:47 AM|
That's. Not. Funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 244||Last Monday at 3:52 AM|
I'm the butch Bull D-Yke who hates men but does everything in my power to look like a rough 40 year old man from the trailer park by the tracks.
|by Anonymous||reply 245||Last Monday at 3:58 AM|
I'm the Baja Fresh voucher given as a gift.
|by Anonymous||reply 246||Last Monday at 5:20 AM|
I'm the assertion that lesbians were the real victim of the AIDS crisis because they allegedly did so much unpaid nursing of friends (whom they seem resentful of).
I'm more than a little homophobic.
|by Anonymous||reply 247||Last Monday at 5:28 AM|
I'm the talk of the pressure to fit into body standards. Clearly not felt by any of the fat women present who just love to complain.
|by Anonymous||reply 248||Last Monday at 5:34 AM|
I'm Chelcie Lynn.
|by Anonymous||reply 249||Last Monday at 6:13 AM|
I am the feminine les who is with another femme and the bulldykes loathe us.
|by Anonymous||reply 250||Last Monday at 7:06 AM|
R238 - I’m the 5’ lesbian who insists she bought the 883 because it’s faster than a springer softail. Can we say shorter, lighter and cheaper?
|by Anonymous||reply 251||Last Monday at 2:34 PM|
R240 Probably just met some awful people (whomever they may be) to hang around with.
|by Anonymous||reply 252||Last Monday at 2:52 PM|
I'm the empty bottles of Ranch dressing all over the place.
|by Anonymous||reply 253||Last Monday at 5:16 PM|
I'm the ' glandular issue ' that keeps my weight steadily rising. Eating a entire Easter ham and 4 pounds of potatoe salad for lunch has nothing to do with my weight gain and I consider that suggestions a form of rape .
|by Anonymous||reply 254||Last Monday at 9:32 PM|
Im the butch Lesbian who took over one of the LA AIDS organizations and shortly there after ran it into the ground until it closed because I have no social graces or ability to attract donations.
|by Anonymous||reply 255||Last Monday at 9:40 PM|
I will NOT be tolerated.
|by Anonymous||reply 256||Last Monday at 9:46 PM|
I’m a non-white person. I will be absent from this gathering as I was from Michfest.
|by Anonymous||reply 257||Last Monday at 10:06 PM|
[quote]4 pounds of potatoe salad
Welcome to Datalounge, Mr. Quayle
|by Anonymous||reply 258||Last Tuesday at 4:24 AM|
I’m Paula Poundstone
|by Anonymous||reply 259||Last Tuesday at 10:57 PM|
I’m all the hair shorn off at the barber shop. No froo froo salons for us gals.
|by Anonymous||reply 260||Last Wednesday at 3:45 AM|
It was the prolapsed anus that triggered you all, right? Bitchy queens can give it but not take it....
|by Anonymous||reply 261||Last Wednesday at 4:22 AM|
A bread pudding and cane joke is not remotely comparable to a prolapsed anus 'joke'.
|by Anonymous||reply 262||Last Wednesday at 5:07 AM|
I mostly don't care for jokes about gay men on this thread because this thread isn't for that.
|by Anonymous||reply 263||Last Wednesday at 5:45 AM|
I'm all the worst aspects of women combined with all the worst aspects of men.
|by Anonymous||reply 264||Last Wednesday at 6:28 AM|
🗿Je Suis Michfest !
|by Anonymous||reply 265||Last Wednesday at 6:44 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 266||Last Wednesday at 6:50 AM|
I’m the one eyed dog
|by Anonymous||reply 267||Last Wednesday at 6:53 AM|
I'm the blog that was closed because the creative force behind it lost interest after no one read it. Said creative force will tell everyone it was censored by powerful forces because it 'stood up for women' (read: consisted entirely of unhinged, often transphobic, rants).
|by Anonymous||reply 268||Last Wednesday at 7:03 AM|
I'm the pop culture references that are all at least twenty years out of date.
|by Anonymous||reply 269||Last Wednesday at 7:07 AM|
I’m all the shirtsleeves left on the cutting room floor.
|by Anonymous||reply 270||Last Wednesday at 7:08 AM|
I'm the tired middle-aged woman who still thinks she's radical because she attended a protest back in 1979. I will talk over everyone present.
|by Anonymous||reply 271||Last Wednesday at 7:12 AM|
I’m the Johnny Cash cassette in r271’s Ford Ranger.
|by Anonymous||reply 272||Last Wednesday at 7:16 AM|
I am these boots, required for the twenty foot walk from the Subaru to the front door.
|by Anonymous||reply 273||Last Wednesday at 7:24 AM|
I am the rancid homemade apple wine brought as a gift. My maker knew I was rancid when she brought me, but she was not shelling out for a bottle from the supermarket. She will feign surprise when the hostess reservedly mentions rancidity. The surprise will only half convince.
|by Anonymous||reply 274||Last Wednesday at 7:27 AM|
I'm the only rich woman who regards oversized denim shirts as the height of style. I will not be attending, just inspiring.
|by Anonymous||reply 275||Last Wednesday at 7:29 AM|
I’m the softball uniform pants being worn by at least one guest. Game day, y’know.
|by Anonymous||reply 276||Last Wednesday at 7:29 AM|
I'm the bruises on the adopted children -- and the lies to explain them: "They're real outdoorsy. She's a real tomboy!"
|by Anonymous||reply 277||Last Wednesday at 7:30 AM|
I'm the burly, 5'10' woman looks like Bea Arthur on roids but who says, 'Trans just don't look, act, or sound like women.'
|by Anonymous||reply 278||Last Wednesday at 7:32 AM|
I’m the U-Haul trailer attached to Jen and Diane’s truck. They’re moving in together after this gathering. They’ve been on three dates.
|by Anonymous||reply 279||Last Wednesday at 7:33 AM|
I am this sign, spotted despite being buried beneath a mountain of other clutter. I belong to the hostess, a Jill Stein voting sister. I will cause an argument.
|by Anonymous||reply 280||Last Wednesday at 7:38 AM|
I'm this even worse sign.
|by Anonymous||reply 281||Last Wednesday at 7:43 AM|
I'm the ongoing discussion still of whether or not Debbie Reynolds and Agnes Moorehead were lovers.
|by Anonymous||reply 282||Last Wednesday at 7:50 AM|
I’m the one Lucille Roberts membership card.
I am very lonely and haven’t been picked up from under the passenger side floor mat in years.
|by Anonymous||reply 283||Last Wednesday at 7:53 AM|
I'm the antisocial personality that prompted a mid-life career change, much to the relief of former colleagues. All present have one and have followed the same path, though their desire for victimhood means they will all claim they were forced out of their former jobs.
|by Anonymous||reply 284||Last Wednesday at 7:54 AM|
I'm Karyn's story about how she came to break her leg. The several units of alcohol consumed beforehand will not be mentioned.
|by Anonymous||reply 285||Last Wednesday at 7:57 AM|
I'm the ranch house that despite my owners' routine trips to the hardware still manages to look awful.
|by Anonymous||reply 286||Last Wednesday at 7:58 AM|
I'm Amber Heard's "literally shaking" testimony about the horrors of famewhoring.
|by Anonymous||reply 287||Last Wednesday at 7:58 AM|
I'm Amber Heard's trip to the hardware store to purchase a sledgehammer and axe with which to deface an apartment and blame it on an ex.
|by Anonymous||reply 288||Last Wednesday at 8:01 AM|
I'm the not successful amateur, terracotta pottery strewn incongruously (or perhaps just unstylishly) around the place. Jan will lie and claim she was going for 'the rustic look'.
|by Anonymous||reply 289||Last Wednesday at 8:13 AM|
I'm this on the coffee-ring stained coffee table.
|by Anonymous||reply 290||Last Wednesday at 8:19 AM|
I'm the deck.
|by Anonymous||reply 291||Last Wednesday at 8:40 AM|
I'm the Marlboro Reds being smoked on the deck.
|by Anonymous||reply 292||Last Wednesday at 9:09 AM|
Someone will bring the Michigan Womyn’s Fest nut loaf and slightly tweak the recipe for their food allergy.
Ingredients: 1 pound (2 3/4 cups) brown rice, uncooked 2/3 cup walnuts, raw unsalted 2/3 cup peanuts, dry roasted unsalted 1 1/2 cup sunflower seeds, raw unsalted 2-3 Tablespoons canola oil 1 pound (2-3 medium) Spanish onions, chopped 5 cloves garlic, minced 1 pound yams, cut into 3/4-inch pieces 3/4 pound mushrooms, cut into quarters 1 pound carrots, grated 1 pound tofu, firm, cut into 1-inch cubes 1 1/2 Tablespoons parsley, dry 1 1/2 - 2 teaspoons thyme, dry 2 teaspoons marjoram, dry 1 1/2 - 2 teaspoons sage, dry 1 pound sharp Cheddar cheese, grated 2 Tablespoons tamari or soy sauce Salt and Pepper to taste
|by Anonymous||reply 293||Last Wednesday at 9:19 AM|
I'll be using vegan cheese. Until I can find some milk that comes from a steer.
|by Anonymous||reply 294||Last Wednesday at 9:45 AM|
I'm discussion of Cagney and Lacey -- rough equivalne to GG.
|by Anonymous||reply 295||Last Wednesday at 9:48 AM|
I'm Amber Heard, shilling for myself on DL:
"This is for everyone defending Depp: people are complicated. Most people aren’t 100% good, or 100% evil. Almost each and everyone of us falls smack dab in the middle. Some of us lean more into good, some of us lean more into bad. And I personally have no problem entertaining those who lean a bit more into bad, since they’re usually the most interesting and fun of the bunch. But I’m talking about people with passion, wit, and humor. People with talent and creativity. I’m not into spending time with people who beat women, men, kids, or animals.
Johnny has had real and deeply rooted anger issues since he was a teen. He has assaulted people repeatedly, and I promise you that there have been incidents where Johnny has mistreated complete strangers, that did not make the news for multiple ($$$) reasons.
He has a history of violence, and he is unwilling to take responsibility for his actions.
Johnny isn’t just an abusive drunk/addict. When sober, he is also a kind, warm, and thoughtful guy.
This idea that he can only be one thing, is ridiculous.
I was still holding on to a sliver of hope for him before this lawsuit. He came from a violent childhood, & I empathize with that profoundly, because I too, experienced a less than ideal family dynamic as a child. But I don’t punch holes in walls, kick down doors, destroying furniture, throw inanimate objects at others or aimlessly in order to hurt or intimidate, nor do I verbally or emotionally abuse those around me, nor did I do so when under the influence.
The man has a real, and serious fucking problem. Suing his ex, and dragging her through the mud, calling her a whore and a dyke, isn’t going to fix his problem, nor is it going to make him look like a victim.
This isn’t Johnny vs. Amber. This is Johnny vs. Johnny."
|by Anonymous||reply 296||Last Wednesday at 10:03 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 297||Last Wednesday at 10:15 AM|
she barely, if ever, fucked Johnny, I’ll tell you that much. And it looks like her girlfriends aren’t rich, so there goes the gold digger theory.
Now that being said, I cannot for the life of me, understand why she married Depp. The girl is drop dead gorgeous, and could have married anyone with money.
And I used to actually defend this creep. I thought that he had drug and alcohol problems, and could actually turn it around. But this lawsuit proves that Johnny is beyond the point of no return. What a fucking idiot.
He’s DONE. Over. No one will ever come near him again."
|by Anonymous||reply 298||Last Wednesday at 10:27 AM|
I’m the rainbow flag on the Chevy S10 pickup outside.
|by Anonymous||reply 299||Last Wednesday at 10:43 AM|
I'm Moosewood Cookbook.
|by Anonymous||reply 300||Last Wednesday at 11:54 AM|
I am this woman. We all know one at these gatherings.
|by Anonymous||reply 301||Last Wednesday at 10:57 PM|
Im on a hit show, stop trying to hug me, who gave you the right to do that?
|by Anonymous||reply 302||Last Wednesday at 11:04 PM|
I'm Lyn and Jackee, smiling now in public, but soon to be violent once at home:
|by Anonymous||reply 303||Yesterday at 12:29 AM|
Gun Nation idiot, Pauline fucking Hanson, and journo Margo Kingston. R303 ?
|by Anonymous||reply 304||Yesterday at 12:42 AM|
No, that's Lyn and Jackee.
|by Anonymous||reply 305||Yesterday at 12:46 AM|
I'm lezschbian achshent.
|by Anonymous||reply 306||Yesterday at 1:27 AM|
I'm the facial hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 307||Yesterday at 1:38 AM|
I’m the helmet from r238’s rider put down not so daintily on the coffee table.
|by Anonymous||reply 308||Yesterday at 3:08 AM|
I'm the fifty shades of grey in the hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 309||21 hours ago|