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I’ll be the one who pretends to be super humble, but must have the spotlight. I’ll also be the shaky-voiced lies about things that don’t matter, “Uh yeah my Subaru is a 2018 too, got it new!” (Nope used 2015)

by Anonymousreply 30921 hours ago

“We don’t like Dykes!”

by Anonymousreply 103/09/2019

That bitch is butch!

by Anonymousreply 203/10/2019

I am the bikes

by Anonymousreply 304/09/2019

Really OP. You feminine guys give a bad name to gays.

by Anonymousreply 404/09/2019

I'm the large d*ke who behaves aggressively with any masculine gay men who threaten my butch styling.

by Anonymousreply 504/09/2019

Good try OP, but nothing, and I mean NOTHING for the lesbian threads will ever compare to this classic.

Let's be a Lesbian Thanksgiving

I love that fucking mess Kim...

by Anonymousreply 604/09/2019

I'm the word 'space'.

by Anonymousreply 704/09/2019

I'm the story told as light conversation, in which one lesbian recounts how she was reported for bullying an intern and tries to blame it on 'hatred of gay womyn'.

by Anonymousreply 804/09/2019

I'm the smell of fish.

by Anonymousreply 904/09/2019

I'm the tie-dye shirt -- my wearer claimed I am not mass produced and was made at a weekend womyn's retreat, but that's proved false when another two attendees turn up wearing the exact same one.

by Anonymousreply 1004/09/2019

I'm the passive-aggresive behaviour.

by Anonymousreply 1104/09/2019

I'm the grunting to show territorial dominance.

by Anonymousreply 1204/09/2019

I'm the humorless lesbian trying to FF this thread out of existence.

by Anonymousreply 1304/09/2019

I the brand new Tesbian shoving his way to the front.

by Anonymousreply 1404/09/2019

I'm Caitlyn's invitation. I must have gotten lost in the post...

by Anonymousreply 1504/09/2019

I'm the neighbor, a gay man who lives next door, being berated after he asks for whoever parked the Subaru on the pavement blocking his drive to please move it.

by Anonymousreply 1604/09/2019

I'm the collection of tattoos on the fatty upper arms, exposed by a range of sleeveless, shapeless tops. On the calves too.

by Anonymousreply 1704/09/2019

I'm the looks of confusion when the other guests see Kim now carries a purse.

The questions I raise are answered when someone sees that I am only carried because I hold a bottle of Everclear for quick swigs.

by Anonymousreply 1804/09/2019

I have no real hands on umpit

by Anonymousreply 1904/09/2019

Oops ^.

by Anonymousreply 2004/09/2019

I'm the innocuously asked question: 'Why doesn't the bathroom have any soap?'

After a protracted silence the hostess shouts: 'BECAUSE SOAP IS A PATRIARCHAL CONCEPT! WOMYN'S BODIES ARE SELF-CLEANING!'

by Anonymousreply 2104/09/2019

I'm Pat -- the grilling half of the hosting couple, firing up the grill.

by Anonymousreply 2204/09/2019

Excuse me, you absolute whore, r6?

- signed the queen of lesbian threads: Dark Lesbians & any and all Michfest threads

by Anonymousreply 2304/09/2019

R23 Fair enough, Have at it. BUT YOU KNOW I AM RIGHT!

by Anonymousreply 2404/09/2019

I’m the Tupperware.

by Anonymousreply 2504/10/2019

I am the boundaries being stated now so I do not have to state them 100 posts in.

by Anonymousreply 2604/10/2019

I'll be the pitchfork carrying Woke Folk and Angry Trannies outside, screaming death threats at lesbians for daring to even have their Transphobic Exclusionary Gathering. Our protest signs will say things like 'ONLY TRANSWOMEN LESBIANS ARE ALLOWED ANYMORE. WE RULE NOW AND IT IS THE LAW!

by Anonymousreply 2704/10/2019

I’m the carefully trimmed fingernails.

by Anonymousreply 2804/10/2019

I'm the date and time, scheduled so as not to clash with Rachel Maddow.

by Anonymousreply 2904/10/2019

I'm the virulently right-wing views casually expressed throughout conveniently dismissed by mentioning 'I voted for Hillary'.

by Anonymousreply 3004/10/2019

I'm the reduced risk of finding a stray hair in any of the food, given that all present have buzzcuts.

by Anonymousreply 3104/10/2019

I’m the smudgy, faded dolphin tattoos that can be found on the cankle area of a few of the ladies attending

by Anonymousreply 3204/10/2019

You guys already did this during Thanksgiving last year. I think it was "Let's be a Lesbian Thanksgiving" - close enough.

by Anonymousreply 3304/10/2019

We HEART all genuine Diesels and we HATE all fish (aka str8 females)!

by Anonymousreply 3404/10/2019

I’m the free bread pudding!

by Anonymousreply 3504/10/2019

I am the word "share." "Is there anything about your first sexual experience with another woman you would like to share?"

by Anonymousreply 3604/10/2019

With all the "queer"/trans nonsense going on today with el-gibbity, my days of making fun of lesbians are long over.

Homosexual solidarity!

by Anonymousreply 3704/10/2019

I'm R33 and this is not funny.

by Anonymousreply 3804/10/2019

I'm the nostalgia for the '70s.

by Anonymousreply 3904/10/2019

I'm the one butch dyke in the group who has a sense of humor and would rather be at the gay men's bar sharing bitchy stories and making everybody laugh simply because I'm really a drag queen trapped in big ole' lesbian body.

by Anonymousreply 4004/10/2019

I'm repressed memories of a sexual assault at the last one on these gatherings.

by Anonymousreply 4104/10/2019

Nah.. let's not.

by Anonymousreply 4204/10/2019

I'm the veritable jungle of plus-size plaid shirts.

by Anonymousreply 4304/10/2019

I'm the argument.

by Anonymousreply 4404/10/2019

I'm the embittered old queen who hates all women and loves it when I can get others on the internet to pile on too.... SUCH fun!

by Anonymousreply 4504/10/2019

I'm R45's homophobia.

by Anonymousreply 4604/11/2019

I'm the confusion over whose cane is whose as the guests go to leave.

by Anonymousreply 4704/11/2019

I'm the preponderance of single syllable first names.

by Anonymousreply 4804/11/2019

[quote]I'm the collection of tattoos on the fatty upper arms, exposed by a range of sleeveless, shapeless tops. On the calves too

I never understand why these people with saggy fat arms wear sleeveless tops, this made me laugh

by Anonymousreply 4904/11/2019

I’m the music selection providing ambiance in the background: Melissa Etheridge Greatest Hits, Melissa Etheridge Live, Indigo Girls Greatest Hit and Live Album, Guns and Roses Greatest Hits, and Irish Bagpipers Greatest Hits: The Funeral Masses- all on repeat

by Anonymousreply 5004/11/2019

Im the tall, well-dressed Latina femme with a PhD in Philosphy. I'm gorgeous and hilarious and I dont know anyone who remotely resembles the clueless and wildly outdated stereotypes you're posting here. And I'm glad I don't know any men like you. Your posts are really shameful.

by Anonymousreply 5104/11/2019

I'm the venue that had to be changed as it as wasn't large enough to contain R51's ego and smugness.

by Anonymousreply 5204/11/2019

I'm the shock that R50 forgot k.d. lang.

by Anonymousreply 5304/11/2019

I'm the mobility scooter.

by Anonymousreply 5404/11/2019

I’m Hank. Nice to meet you, r48.

by Anonymousreply 5504/11/2019

I'm the butch business dyke. I dress like Signourey Weaver in Working Girl and don't hide my contempt for straight women and gay men. I can't help but suggest a more efficient way of serving and/or distributing food.

by Anonymousreply 5604/11/2019

R51, I see you.

This shit is tedious. It's a gay board, and yet they allow lesbian bashing?

I wonder at Muriel who shuts down celeb' threads but considers this ok? It's not funny anymore, and particularly when we're being attacked politically and socially. I'll still stand by my gay brethren, but it's becoming harder and harder when the humor they keep citing is nothing but. It's boring, divisive and mean.

by Anonymousreply 5704/11/2019

R57 Add in a kinder, warmer joke if you want the tone of the thread to change. Add several. You ought to be able to.

by Anonymousreply 5804/11/2019

Thanks, R58, for the invitation, but no thanks. I just had to scrub the slurs off of the barn because even rednecks know that all goat farmers are 'slut lesbians'

I'm too old for this shit anymore, I suppose. Maybe I should have laughed the paint off of the barn but I'm plumb out of giggles around this shit.

by Anonymousreply 5904/11/2019

I'm the boi with the edgy undercut hairstyle.

by Anonymousreply 6004/11/2019

R59 You're on a gay board, no one is painting slurs on your barn or wanting to. No one got the idea to do that here. We don't hate you.

by Anonymousreply 6104/11/2019

I'm the complex social arrangement between the cats, maintaining balance in the house.

Certain spare rooms may not be entered, except to stow coats.

by Anonymousreply 6204/11/2019

R59, I'm sorry about what you're dealing with. After absorbing discrimination and sometimes hate from straight people within our real-life communities, it would be nice if when we escape to a virtual GAY community for entertainment and relief, we didn't have to deal with more slurs and homophobia. I expect a little bit of homophobia when out in the "straight" world, but the slurs and phobia sting even more when they come from within the community.

by Anonymousreply 6304/11/2019

Yep, exactly, R63, and thank you for the understanding.

Yes, R61, I know that is typically the case. I actually opened it looking for a bit of relief, a little fun laugh to make it all seem less cruel. I suppose I'm just a bit touchy and on edge. The farm isn't exactly accessible and though the goats are ok, they're a bit jumpy today, too (pun intended). I'll be up tonight to see if some of the local humorists reappear.

by Anonymousreply 6404/11/2019

This isn't funny.

I don't need to be clicking onto these threads, but must. I live in a small Maine town where I run an indepedent womyn's hardware store. Business is tough enough without the hatred I receive daily. Just the other day my store was damaged in a Kristallnacht organized and perpetrated by the town's large and hateful majority: Menindressesgendered and those hedonistic, humorless gay men.

I could move, I suppose. But I feel duty-bound to remain as a matyr (albeit one with a great sense of humor and laisser vivre). I will not be erased at a time when gay womyn are having the ends of pencils being rubbed against their bodies. However, I never lose sight of the fact that all-privileged class (gay men) are the enemy. It's those vapid, sex-crazed, M-A-L-E, Garland and Streisand loving queens (and any other stereotypes I can think of) that force me to post here; just as they force me to wear a plaid triangle with a large 'k.d.' stamped in around town.

Sometimes I wish AIDS would become drug resistant.

by Anonymousreply 6504/11/2019

Let's not and actually show some dignity for a change in supporting our gay sisters rather than post nonsense and insult like R65 just did.

R65 can fuck the fuck right off.

by Anonymousreply 6604/11/2019

I'm the lesbian who is determined to fill the 'that's not funny!' stereotype. I will be in attendance as soon I finish confirming every DL stereotype.

by Anonymousreply 6704/11/2019

I'm the pre-process meeting "check-in".

I am also the process meeting post after said "check-in".

I am also the post process meeting "check-in".

by Anonymousreply 6804/11/2019

I am the homemade cedar, sea salt and sandalwood scented soy candle that was brought last time and hidden away. I am now being lit for the first time and turning several guests off their food.

by Anonymousreply 6904/12/2019

I'm the irrelevant female historical figure being brought in conversation to tell everyone she got 'a bum rap'.

by Anonymousreply 7004/12/2019

I am this outfit being worn since it's a special occasion:

by Anonymousreply 7104/12/2019

I'm the bow tie being worn semi-ironically (since it's a special occasion).

by Anonymousreply 7204/12/2019

I'm the lawyer bragging about the pro-bono work I'm currently doing for the refugee women's shelter.

by Anonymousreply 7304/12/2019

I am the hostess who likes to call herself thrifty. I am really just cheap. I am also the watered down booze she serves (which at least helps reduce the risk of fights).

by Anonymousreply 7404/12/2019

The gathering is in a sharehouse in Footscray, Melbourne. Attendees are excitedly retelling their stories from the recent Vegan March in the City.

by Anonymousreply 7504/12/2019

I am the only woman present who does not own a second home by a lake. I will, however, lie and say I do and remain steadfastly committed to it as the lie ever snowballs.

by Anonymousreply 7604/12/2019

I am the fifth cat on a vegan diet that killed my four predecessors. My owner says 'it was my choice'.

by Anonymousreply 7704/12/2019

I'm the bucket of KFC that shows up at every pot luck.... still in the bucket!

by Anonymousreply 7804/12/2019

I am the insistence on being called 'Professor' or 'Doctor'.

by Anonymousreply 7904/12/2019

I am this excerpt from a Rachel Maddow interview:

[quote]Tell me the most conservative thing about you.

[quote]Probably my drinking habits. I am a rigorous curmudgeon when it comes to alcohol. All
 the mixed drinks and cocktails that anybody needs were pretty much settled a generation before I was born. There’s no reason to have, like, cordials made out of new flowers. There’s no reason to put bacon in your fucking bourbon.

by Anonymousreply 8004/12/2019

I am this excerpt from a Rachel Maddow interview:

[quote]Tell me the most conservative thing about you.

[quote]Probably my drinking habits. I am a rigorous curmudgeon when it comes to alcohol. All
 the mixed drinks and cocktails that anybody needs were pretty much settled a generation before I was born. There’s no reason to have, like, cordials made out of new flowers. There’s no reason to put bacon in your fucking bourbon.

by Anonymousreply 8104/12/2019

I am my formatting fails. Does DL not allow double quoting?

by Anonymousreply 8204/12/2019

I'm the femme being told by the other ladies where I can find the nearest straight bar.

by Anonymousreply 8304/12/2019

I'm the bombshell revelation that ruins the evening: "I voted for Trump. It's these fuckin' trannies that are the real problem."

by Anonymousreply 8404/12/2019

I am the tears that are inevitably coming.

by Anonymousreply 8504/12/2019

I'm the half of the couple that makes no secret of the fact they were dragged along unwillingly.

by Anonymousreply 8604/12/2019

I'm leaving early. I have to be up early to go to the farmer's market tomorrow morning.

by Anonymousreply 8704/12/2019

I'm the black eye and elaborate story to go along with.

by Anonymousreply 8804/12/2019

I'm the broken beer glasses after a jealous scuffle.

by Anonymousreply 8904/12/2019

I'm the multiple restraining orders hanging over a number of possessive women in attendance.

by Anonymousreply 9004/12/2019

I'm the aggressive behavior of women in attendance, discussing toxic masculinity.

by Anonymousreply 9104/12/2019

I am the nutloaf served. Of course I am 100% cilantro-free.

by Anonymousreply 9204/12/2019

I'm the awful freeform poetry.

by Anonymousreply 93Last Saturday at 12:39 AM

I'm the badly behaved adopted children left at home.

by Anonymousreply 94Last Saturday at 1:13 AM

I am the foofoo fruit with blond highlights, budget Botox, a prolapsed anus, and a drinking problem that brings out my velvet rage. I am 52, look 59 and boast that I look 35, and pay major money to "straight" escorts who shimmy out the door the nanosecond I am done with my business. All my relationships are frenemy relationships -- no one trusts me because I am the pettiest backstabber in my small town, although on DL I claim to live in London and New York. I wear a pink shirt a size too small.

by Anonymousreply 95Last Saturday at 2:14 AM

I am the zeros cape garden I did my self because the next drought is coming and you gays are not prepared. I spent 3 months moving a truckload of bolder with my bare hands.

by Anonymousreply 96Last Saturday at 2:23 AM

I am the cute grifter lesbian who looks like an innocent boy but I will hit on both gay men and lesbians depending on who is most willing to let me crash at their house in defiantly. I am not transgender, but I take a males name just to make it even more confusing.

by Anonymousreply 97Last Saturday at 2:30 AM

R95 Beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 98Last Saturday at 2:32 AM

F&F R95.

by Anonymousreply 99Last Saturday at 3:04 AM

R99 = triggered

by Anonymousreply 100Last Saturday at 3:12 AM

Nice to know you think hating gay men is funny. Where is the Webmaster?

by Anonymousreply 101Last Saturday at 3:15 AM

A doggy style finger bang. A bull on all 4s with think sliced ham lips ravaged by gravity. Haunting hand claps and chanting from the glow in the closet. Nae's Bieber cut sweated to her obese face. Bull bucks her hips then electrically points one leg completely erect into the air. A dildo spontaneously combusts. Dark lesbians.

by Anonymousreply 102Last Saturday at 3:21 AM


Wow. I can't believe that post hasn't been greyed out yet. Is it from Lipstick Alley?

by Anonymousreply 103Last Saturday at 3:22 AM

I thought R95 was pretty funny. The pink shirt a size too small was a nice detail.

100-odd posts slagging off lesbians and you get your knickers in a twist over one post about gays? Ugh fuck off with your hypocritical outrage.

by Anonymousreply 104Last Saturday at 3:35 AM

'Foofoo fruit' -- that term does not come from a place of humor.

by Anonymousreply 105Last Saturday at 3:37 AM

R105 I think it's a pretty good description of a certain type of elder gay man we all take the piss out of on here. In fact I think I recognise him from Mike's disastrous trip to Palm Springs.

by Anonymousreply 106Last Saturday at 3:40 AM

Yes, we can and often do joke about gayness.

But why is it being brought up in this thread out of the blue? Why is that term being used? That post is hateful, inappropriate, not relevant, and bitter.

Muriel, close this thread if you're not going to block that poster please.

by Anonymousreply 107Last Saturday at 3:46 AM

It things like this that make me not want to Datalounge. It seems gay men are being pushed out of our own site and told to just ignore that kind of homophobia -- which doesn't come from a joking gay man.

by Anonymousreply 108Last Saturday at 3:47 AM

R108 Why not just block the homophobe so you can get back to hating lesbians?

by Anonymousreply 109Last Saturday at 3:52 AM

Maybe because there shouldn't be homophobia on a gay website?

by Anonymousreply 110Last Saturday at 4:11 AM

R110 If R95 had been posted in the Palm Springs thread or any other thread of gays laughing at gays, you'd have laughed your head off. It appears in a thread laughing at lesbians and suddenly it's the most hateful thing ever expressed. Don't be such a ridiculous hypocrite.

by Anonymousreply 111Last Saturday at 4:29 AM

[quote]If [R95] had been posted in the Palm Springs thread or any other thread of gays laughing at gays, you'd have laughed your head off.

Then maybe it should've been posted there. No one asked for it be posted here. It's abrupt and clearly an attempt not at humour or conversation, but at mocking gay men. Y'know we just don't need this.

by Anonymousreply 112Last Saturday at 4:37 AM

I'm the varying arrays of short hair-do's that are the proverbial "lesbian haircut".

See: Rachel Maddow, Ellen, Tig Nataro , and K. D. Lang.

See also: Whatever the hell Ruby Rose is wearing at the moment.

by Anonymousreply 113Last Saturday at 4:43 AM

It's just amazing the hate gay men have thrown at them and then the total lack of desire to understand by lesbians.

The average lesbian likes to imagine herself as virtuous and somehow above base gay men. Attacks on gay man are always grounded in hate. Lesbians, because they are a privileged group that does not experience homophobia, are complicit due to how often they side with straights over gay men.

I don't expect anything to be done about it. I don't know if this site is now majority women and all the staff are, but it's clear you can say whatever you want about 'foofoo fruit' with impunity.

by Anonymousreply 114Last Saturday at 4:43 AM

R114 Have you read any of the posts in this thread before the offending 'foofoo fruit' one?

I'm willing to suspect a few of the previous posts were actually posted by lesbians since a lot of the lesbians on DL have a sense of humour. One post out of one hundred posts does not constitute a 'takeover'.

You're taking one not particularly offensive post to give yourself an excuse to turn a pretty inoffensive thread into one hurling hate at lesbians. You're insane.

by Anonymousreply 115Last Saturday at 4:51 AM

I am having a hard time understand R114. Lesbians certainly do experience homophobia, particularly in corporate America, where their not sucking up to/sleeping with men is a big disadvantage. And they tend to have a pretty skeptical view of straights -- do they really join with them siding against gay men? I hope not.

by Anonymousreply 116Last Saturday at 4:51 AM

[quote]since a lot of the lesbians on DL have a sense of humour.


by Anonymousreply 117Last Saturday at 4:52 AM

All women are bisexual. /thread

Gay men are like straight men: their sexuality is mostly set.

by Anonymousreply 118Last Saturday at 4:52 AM

[quote]Lesbians certainly do experience homophobia, particularly in corporate America, where their not sucking up to/sleeping with men is a big disadvantage.

So not fucking their boss is homophobia? Your mindset is soaked is privilege.

[quote]And they tend to have a pretty skeptical view of straights -- do they really join with them siding against gay men? I hope not.

Gay women side with straight women over gay men all the time.

by Anonymousreply 119Last Saturday at 4:55 AM

Well, that one homophobic poster certainly achieved their aim of derailing / ruining an otherwise funny, lighthearted thread.

by Anonymousreply 120Last Saturday at 4:55 AM

The deterioration of this thread backs up the stereotype of lesbians being humorless. Go to the Let's Be A Lesbian Thanksgiving thread to get some hope back that the stereotype isn't (always) true.

What a fucking disappointment this has been for the most part. AS FUCKING USUAL

by Anonymousreply 121Last Saturday at 4:56 AM

"since a lot of the lesbians on DL have a sense of humour."


Lesbians are funny...because they are humorless. That's the joke.

by Anonymousreply 122Last Saturday at 4:56 AM

R121 Have a fucking drink, Kim. Your hands are shaking.

by Anonymousreply 123Last Saturday at 4:57 AM

Lesbians have as much humor as Brie Larson has talent, looks and sex appeal. To a humorless, ugly frau, this point will be very hard to understand.

by Anonymousreply 124Last Saturday at 4:57 AM

[quote]since a lot of the lesbians on DL have a sense of humour.

After they've just spend the whole thread crying about how this isn't funny. We can joke about Palm Springs, threatre queens, and basement Dionne Warwick fans -- yet dare mention KD Lang and it's a huge issue.

by Anonymousreply 125Last Saturday at 4:58 AM

R125 humor for lesbians is like watching a fish out of water.

by Anonymousreply 126Last Saturday at 5:00 AM

In a strange sense, lesbians are sociologically in need of a man. Thus, they come to a gay board to finger wag at gay men for being "too mean". Since no man will fuck them, they can't lord the puss over some boyfriend or husband the way lipstick lesbian like Amber Heard did to Johnny Depp. But all women *live* to boss men around. Particularly priviliged western women who think any observation they dislike about any woman, ever, is an attack on all women...because if you think one lesbian or starlet is unattractive or stupid, they *just know* that you secretly think it about, gasp, them.

Shaking right now, you guys. The hatred for women around here is unbearable! - every triggered lesbian, in every thread they invade

All women think that they have the right to invade the cliubs/boards/gatherings of men. But if men dare demand the same (why would they? On principle) then women will scream that they feel "threatened".

Anyway, the fish are here because they don't have the captive audience at home. No man is there to berate and shit on when they feel upset about "male dominated society", aka their fat asses and mediocre faces. Because everything is always about how women (i.e. the given frau) should be "worshiped".

by Anonymousreply 127Last Saturday at 5:07 AM

It doesn't help that lesbians have such an huge unjustified victim complex.

Honey, gay men have faced a tougher time that any of you can even imagine and what we've done is laugh through it. The whole gay political movement -- spearheaded by gay men -- has been about laughing through the pain. We've worked to win people over through over humor and let the hate roll off our back. Called a pervert by Anita Bryant? Do a drag act about her and her orange fresh scented pussy.

So try it our way sometime.

by Anonymousreply 128Last Saturday at 5:08 AM

One hundred anti-lesbian posts and it's all good fun.

One anti-gay post (which wouldn't be out of place in any other thread) and you all lose your shit.

It's also clear this thread has been taken over by some really unhinged lesbian-haters.

by Anonymousreply 129Last Saturday at 5:08 AM

You sum it up beautifully, R127. ✊🏼✊🏾✊

by Anonymousreply 130Last Saturday at 5:09 AM

There are no anti-lesbian posts. There are lesbian jokes on a lesbian thread about Datalounge institutions like bread pudding and canes.

There is one person who decided to insert a hateful gay stereotype onto a thread that had nothing to do with it.

by Anonymousreply 131Last Saturday at 5:11 AM

This is a gay men's board and we feel under attack here.

by Anonymousreply 132Last Saturday at 5:11 AM

Can I guess from the term "foofoo" that R95 (still up and posting) is from the Caribbean, a deeply homophobic place.

by Anonymousreply 133Last Saturday at 5:12 AM

I'm Amie's pendulous breasts enjoying freedom at MichFest.

by Anonymousreply 134Last Saturday at 5:14 AM

I'm more fascinated by the...person in the background, R134. WTF?

by Anonymousreply 135Last Saturday at 5:15 AM

I'm feeling nauseous after seeing R134's link.

by Anonymousreply 136Last Saturday at 5:15 AM

I'm still unable to get over that someone posted in earnestness that lesbians have a great sense of humor.

by Anonymousreply 137Last Saturday at 5:18 AM

I'm white and I lofe spicy food, R137. Poor comparison: white people are capable of loving spicy food, though not many do, while lesbians appear to be genetically devoid of humor.

by Anonymousreply 138Last Saturday at 5:24 AM

I lofe spicy food, and hate butterfly keyboards, covefe!

by Anonymousreply 139Last Saturday at 5:24 AM

Lots of white people love spicy food, but traditional white food -- from North America and Europe -- is usually unspiced.

by Anonymousreply 140Last Saturday at 5:27 AM

A lot of lesbians hate sex, drag, diva worship, plastic surgery, and the idea of two men raising a child.

by Anonymousreply 141Last Saturday at 5:30 AM

Anne Murray music will be playing!

by Anonymousreply 142Last Saturday at 5:32 AM

There's a kind of instinctive homophobia that most lesbians fall back on like a lot of straights do (even supportive ones) when they feel gay men are too threatening. Lesbians don't care about homophobia and in fact work to uphold it.

by Anonymousreply 143Last Saturday at 5:39 AM

Now lesbians are to blame for homophobia? Please.

by Anonymousreply 144Last Saturday at 5:44 AM

Well this thread took a nosedive!

by Anonymousreply 145Last Saturday at 5:45 AM

I’m Mo. I wear men’s Fruit of the Loom men’s white briefs. I make sure that the waistband shows in the back when I’m sitting. They really do fit better!!

by Anonymousreply 146Last Saturday at 5:47 AM

Plenty of lesbians are quite openly homophobic.

by Anonymousreply 147Last Saturday at 5:47 AM

Yes, and roving bands of lesbians go around beating up gay men. The media covers it up.

by Anonymousreply 148Last Saturday at 5:49 AM

Oh come on you guys! Knock it off! It’s the fucking internet. The world is too much of a nightmare not to laugh at each other. When taken seriously it just makes us all look sillier. I though the pink shirt post was great. If you can’t take what’s dished out just move on or start a thread out of resentment and watch it end up making a lot of people laugh.

by Anonymousreply 149Last Saturday at 5:50 AM

Lesbians are too busy beating each other, r148. And their victim complexes mean that most would see any man, gay or straight, as a "threat".

by Anonymousreply 150Last Saturday at 5:52 AM

Most homophobes don't beat up gay men. Most homophobia does not take the form of violence. I smell fish from your post, R148.

Though some lesbian upthread did try to suggest gay men vandalize lesbians' properties.

by Anonymousreply 151Last Saturday at 5:52 AM

Eh, Betsy DeVos and Karen Pence don't beat up gay men. Does that mean they're not homophobic?

by Anonymousreply 152Last Saturday at 5:53 AM

[quote]The world is too much of a nightmare not to laugh at each other.

I agree. But tell that to the lesbian at R57.

by Anonymousreply 153Last Saturday at 5:53 AM

R57 also has spent time telling everyone that Johnny Depp is the Devil and Amber Heard is Mother Mary. Looney lez, constantly blaming men.

by Anonymousreply 154Last Saturday at 5:56 AM

I’m Donny the dyke like. I’m the gay guy that only likes lesbians because they aren’t sexually threatening to me. I can’t go to this gathering because one of the other lesbians requested no men. I usually make it to the other gatherings and am the only man there. Most all the dykes really, really like me.

by Anonymousreply 155Last Saturday at 5:57 AM

No lesbian has been attacked on this thread.

R95 has attacked gay men.

R95 will not be blocked.

This space has been taken over.

by Anonymousreply 156Last Saturday at 5:57 AM

I'm the voice of reason who interrupts an argument that's going nowhere by telling everyone they're all pretty and to play nice while simultaneously putting on the kettle, passing around beers and opening another bottle of vodka.

by Anonymousreply 157Last Saturday at 5:59 AM

I'm the abuse statistics. I could ruin this party.

by Anonymousreply 158Last Saturday at 6:00 AM

Im just feeling like my voice isn’t being heard. I need to have a bunch of people pay attention to me, tell me they love and that I’m okay.

by Anonymousreply 159Last Saturday at 6:05 AM

I'm the virtue signalling about eating only organic, vegan, local, non-corporate food.

Yet every woman hear is at least two hundred pounds.

by Anonymousreply 160Last Saturday at 6:06 AM


by Anonymousreply 161Last Saturday at 6:08 AM

I'm R95's ratty weave.

by Anonymousreply 162Last Saturday at 6:09 AM

The amount of triggering going on would suggest R95 hit a pretty big nerve in here.

Perhaps if you bought your shirts in the next size up you'd have the room to laugh once in a while.

by Anonymousreply 163Last Saturday at 6:12 AM

Stastically, lesbians are much more likely to be overweight than straight women.

Gay men are much less likely to be overweight than straight men.

But the joke about plus size plaid has already been made I'm sure.

by Anonymousreply 164Last Saturday at 6:15 AM

im Donny the Dyke Like and I posted R95. I love to play that I’m an angry lesbian on DL. It’s a safe, non-sexual way for me to interact with other fags.

by Anonymousreply 165Last Saturday at 6:20 AM

That lesbians will defend R165 just shows they're not on gay men's side.

by Anonymousreply 166Last Saturday at 6:22 AM

Can you imagine if they spent half as much time standing up for gays as they do calling them sexist and trying to language police?

by Anonymousreply 167Last Saturday at 6:24 AM


by Anonymousreply 168Last Saturday at 6:36 AM

I'm the dream catcher earring (singular).

by Anonymousreply 169Last Saturday at 6:39 AM

I'm the combined efforts of all present to defend gay men. I am non-existent.

by Anonymousreply 170Last Saturday at 6:40 AM

Is it true that women with eyebrow rings are dykes? Nose rings? Curious about the culture.

by Anonymousreply 171Last Saturday at 6:40 AM

Fat, poor hygiene, sour face are key physical markers, R171.

by Anonymousreply 172Last Saturday at 6:44 AM

Where are we on tattoos, R172? If a girl has, say, tats on 60% of her body, is she a lesbian?

by Anonymousreply 173Last Saturday at 6:46 AM

I'm the trannies protesting outside the fenced area- who are hellbent on ruining the hole day!

by Anonymousreply 174Last Saturday at 6:46 AM

I'm Oprah.

by Anonymousreply 175Last Saturday at 6:47 AM

Amber Heard is humorless. I should have known that she was a dyke.

by Anonymousreply 176Last Saturday at 6:50 AM

I'm the Eagles-Cowboys game that's on the TV.

I'm why straight guys are so much more comfortable with us than with femme gays.

by Anonymousreply 177Last Saturday at 6:56 AM

I hate men. That is my only defining quality. Which is why I am a DYKE

by Anonymousreply 178Last Saturday at 6:58 AM

I am the lesbian lothario. I have four dates a year, two of them ending in kisses.

by Anonymousreply 179Last Saturday at 6:59 AM

i hate men. My name is Brie Larson!!!!

by Anonymousreply 180Last Saturday at 7:03 AM

i'm the rotting neck brace foam

by Anonymousreply 181Last Saturday at 7:05 AM

I’m the carrots, cucumbers, celery stalks, and stick butter shaking with fear in the host’s refrigerator. I’m praying that things don’t get out of hand like they did at the last party for Pat(rica)’s birthday.

by Anonymousreply 182Last Saturday at 7:43 AM

I'm the guest furiously masturbating to the thought of Elisabeth Hassleback naked in the bathroom that a neighbour can see clear into.

by Anonymousreply 183Last Saturday at 7:46 AM

I'm the word "KETO" and no one utters me even once during the entire evening.

by Anonymousreply 184Last Saturday at 7:48 AM

I'm the overblown and completely false story of abuse at the hands of a transwoman told to everyone with glee.

by Anonymousreply 185Last Saturday at 7:48 AM

I'm a joke. I will not be told once during the whole evening.

by Anonymousreply 186Last Saturday at 7:49 AM

I'm the hostess' total lack of effort to decorate or clean beforehand because not having guests sitting on piles of old newspapers would be forcible constraintment into gender stereotypes.

by Anonymousreply 187Last Saturday at 7:53 AM

I'm the call to work in the other room. All the guests manage to overhear me however and become aware of just how one womyn treats underlings.

by Anonymousreply 188Last Saturday at 7:56 AM

I'm the guest whose going to ruin all the furniture because I'M FREE-BLEEDING!

by Anonymousreply 189Last Saturday at 8:06 AM

I’m the guest who is also a CBD sales rep!! I’m going to tell everyone about how CBD has changed my life! And my wife Becky and our cat Mittens!

You need to buy your CBD from me because I can talk to you an hour about how I’m selling the best brand available. I’m also going to let R189 know that CBD also helps free bleeding!!

by Anonymousreply 190Last Saturday at 8:12 AM

I'm the scent of multiple yonis at the womyn's meet as we gather naked legs open to sky goddess .

by Anonymousreply 191Last Saturday at 8:14 AM

I'm that time of the evening when talk turns to politics. All in attendance agree that they will be voting for Amy Kuntbacher in the Dem primary because she's a 'strong woman' they say, which is a euphemism for being an abusive bullying cunt like all the womyn there.

by Anonymousreply 192Last Saturday at 8:36 AM

I'm the rare purebreed the owners insist came from a shelter.

by Anonymousreply 193Last Saturday at 8:37 AM

I'm the talk of getting the old '92 netball team together for a reunion. I am chillily received when the other former members of the team present remember the incident in which one of the women on the straight half of the team accused one of the women on the lesbian half of the team of sexual assault.

by Anonymousreply 194Last Saturday at 8:39 AM

I'm the young child Kim killed while drunk driving.

I'm also this: "Yeah, the judge had it in for her. Man, of course."

by Anonymousreply 195Last Saturday at 8:41 AM

I'm the all the ample fat distributed around the midsection, not the thighs where straight women would store it.

by Anonymousreply 196Last Saturday at 8:42 AM

I'm the thin slices of roast ham piled atop one another.

I look like... well, you know.

by Anonymousreply 197Last Saturday at 8:43 AM

I'm the frau neighbour next door. I sell cosmetics and when I see so many women entering from my upstairs window I think I'm about to make a killing.

I don't.

by Anonymousreply 198Last Saturday at 8:50 AM

I am more aggressive than most men.

by Anonymousreply 199Last Saturday at 8:59 AM

Where are the real women at? Who are all these ugly men?

by Anonymousreply 200Last Saturday at 9:30 AM

I'm the half blind elderly Asian woman who is still driving though she shouldn't be. I rely heavily on my sense of acute sense of smell to get about and have ended up here instead of the fish market where I wanted to go to.

by Anonymousreply 201Last Saturday at 11:35 AM

I'm the coleslaw brought along.

by Anonymousreply 202Last Saturday at 10:17 PM

Lesbians run this board.

by Anonymousreply 203Last Saturday at 10:26 PM

I am the cultivated moustache.

by Anonymousreply 204Last Saturday at 10:38 PM

I am the aggressive 'service dog'.

by Anonymousreply 205Last Saturday at 10:43 PM

I found this in Hollywood Lesbians Part 2, after someone questioned Brie Larson's acting ability and looks:

"I’m gonna go ahead and guess you’re not into ladies full stop? Are you a gay man or an angry incel?But you’re soooo right, actors should only be really really good looking ( by your standards) because that is most important above all else. There feet should be perfection, it’s imperative to any role. Now go ahead and post a photo and your CV so we can decide who should play you in your life story. I’m sure it’s fascinating.

—Brie’s Oscar"

Does Brie Larson post here? It sure looks like it! LOL.

by Anonymousreply 206Last Sunday at 12:11 AM

When actors have only Brie Larson's level of talent they had better be good looking.

by Anonymousreply 207Last Sunday at 12:31 AM

Feminine features usually look good on a man.

Manly features never look good on a woman.

I've yet to see an attractive looking lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 208Last Sunday at 12:33 AM

Lipstick lesbians are hot. But that usually means they're really Amber Heard types: siociopathic bisexuals.

by Anonymousreply 209Last Sunday at 12:52 AM

I'm the groupthink.

by Anonymousreply 210Last Sunday at 12:53 AM

Is Amber Heard really a lesbian. Lesbianism is trendy among straight women the way gayness will never be among straight men.

by Anonymousreply 211Last Sunday at 1:31 AM

I'm the guest turned off her nut loaf because she's sitting beside Bar, the Jewish gender studies professor, just back from three weeks at a kibbutz with a huge mane of curly hair that hasn't been washed since before she left.

by Anonymousreply 212Last Sunday at 2:20 AM


by Anonymousreply 213Last Sunday at 2:21 AM

Link to lesbian meltdown/groupthink whine fest in Amber Heard thread. She is the victim, pure as snow, guys! Anyone who thinks different is "mentally ill".

by Anonymousreply 214Last Sunday at 3:13 AM

I'm Camp Brother Sun, filled with little pre-rapists.

by Anonymousreply 215Last Sunday at 4:08 AM

I'm the lesbian who's deeply concerned that an anonymous gay man who can't see me, might not think I'm pretty. Worry, worry, worry. That's me. Oh I do hope some random, unknown gay guy finds me attractive. I do so hope I'm feminine enough to gain his approval.

I won't be at this party.

by Anonymousreply 216Last Sunday at 4:09 AM

I'm R216. I hate gay men, and don't care about their opinions, which is why I follow them around, attempting -- futiley -- to be humorous ("dyke" and "humor"? Like Rosie O and "diet"> Big fat NO), and hang out on Datalounge, a gay men's board. Because I don't care what gay guys think of me. The world revolves around me and my passive-aggressive putdowns that, like the rest of me, are as sophisticated as a 13 year old girl's civic protests and twitter selfies (selfsame).

by Anonymousreply 217Last Sunday at 4:14 AM

I'm the hot lesbian. So hot, I'm almost mythic to the lesbian community.

by Anonymousreply 218Last Sunday at 4:15 AM

I'm the lesbians who must HATE this thread -- because OP is greyed out.

by Anonymousreply 219Last Sunday at 5:39 AM

Oh, God. Now thread has better proved that humorless lezbian stereotype better than this one.

by Anonymousreply 220Last Sunday at 5:44 AM

I'm R216's passive-aggressiveness.

by Anonymousreply 221Last Sunday at 5:45 AM

Why do feel the need to specify a *gay* man, R216?

by Anonymousreply 222Last Sunday at 5:52 AM

I'm Ellen

by Anonymousreply 223Last Sunday at 5:53 AM

I'm an easygoing, witty, stylish, and attractive lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 224Last Sunday at 6:02 AM

I'm the threats to assault transwomen freely discussed.

by Anonymousreply 225Last Sunday at 6:17 AM

I'm the expensive dining table carved from a single cedar tree.

by Anonymousreply 226Last Sunday at 6:55 AM

I'm the assertion that a cabal of gay men control the fashion industry and are responsible for fish having eating disorders.

by Anonymousreply 227Last Sunday at 7:01 AM

Lesbians are stuck in the 1970s Men=bad, women=good mindset. Amber Heard could skin a toddler and if it was male they'd still defend her.

And I don't know what it is: But so many of them are bullies too.

by Anonymousreply 228Last Sunday at 7:02 AM

R208, when I was in LA on business, I saw many pretty even beautiful gay women in West Hollywood. The lipsticks hide. You only notice the obvious lesbians. Same with masculine gay men. Gay men do not like feminine looking men.

by Anonymousreply 229Last Sunday at 8:33 AM


by Anonymousreply 230Last Sunday at 8:30 PM

I haven't met or hung around lesbians other than a handful of times but every time they were humble, funny and self-deprecating.

by Anonymousreply 231Last Sunday at 8:41 PM

This thread suggests otherwise, R231...

by Anonymousreply 232Last Sunday at 10:02 PM

I’m the feet on a table.

by Anonymousreply 233Last Sunday at 11:01 PM

I'm the date rolls to go with the carob tea.

by Anonymousreply 234Last Sunday at 11:07 PM

I am the 6 extra rolls of dollar store toilet paper that will soon block the toilet.

by Anonymousreply 235Last Sunday at 11:15 PM

And the irony is that women love to talk about, especially lesbians, that "our womyn space is always invaded by entitled men" when it is usually the other way. Datalounge is more than half female but it should not be that way.

by Anonymousreply 236Last Monday at 12:14 AM

I'm the 'femme'. I'm the only one who would describe myself as such however, and do so on the grounds that I have a not entirely successful self-cut Jane Fonda Klute hairstyle rather than a crew cut like all else present.

by Anonymousreply 237Last Monday at 2:48 AM

I’m the Harley Sportster parked out front. I’m parked next to my cousin, a Chopper.

by Anonymousreply 238Last Monday at 2:51 AM

If gay men were actually a majority on DL, R95 not OP would be greyed out.

by Anonymousreply 239Last Monday at 2:53 AM

[quote]I haven't met or hung around lesbians other than a handful of times but every time they were humble, funny and self-deprecating.

I've hung around lesbians before and they all had a major victim complex, passive-aggressive nature, and, yes, no sense of humor.

by Anonymousreply 240Last Monday at 2:55 AM

[quote]Yes, and roving bands of lesbians go around beating up gay men. The media covers it up.

Lets be honest, no one will deny Lesbians are in general very pushy. Sometimes threatening. They like it that way.

by Anonymousreply 241Last Monday at 3:13 AM

The reason a few trans threads were closed was because of the incitement to violence by lesbians on them.

by Anonymousreply 242Last Monday at 3:20 AM

R12 Lol@Bar

by Anonymousreply 243Last Monday at 3:47 AM

That's. Not. Funny.

by Anonymousreply 244Last Monday at 3:52 AM

I'm the butch Bull D-Yke who hates men but does everything in my power to look like a rough 40 year old man from the trailer park by the tracks.

by Anonymousreply 245Last Monday at 3:58 AM

I'm the Baja Fresh voucher given as a gift.

by Anonymousreply 246Last Monday at 5:20 AM

I'm the assertion that lesbians were the real victim of the AIDS crisis because they allegedly did so much unpaid nursing of friends (whom they seem resentful of).

I'm more than a little homophobic.

by Anonymousreply 247Last Monday at 5:28 AM

I'm the talk of the pressure to fit into body standards. Clearly not felt by any of the fat women present who just love to complain.

by Anonymousreply 248Last Monday at 5:34 AM

I'm Chelcie Lynn.

by Anonymousreply 249Last Monday at 6:13 AM

I am the feminine les who is with another femme and the bulldykes loathe us.

by Anonymousreply 250Last Monday at 7:06 AM

R238 - I’m the 5’ lesbian who insists she bought the 883 because it’s faster than a springer softail. Can we say shorter, lighter and cheaper?

by Anonymousreply 251Last Monday at 2:34 PM

R240 Probably just met some awful people (whomever they may be) to hang around with.

by Anonymousreply 252Last Monday at 2:52 PM

I'm the empty bottles of Ranch dressing all over the place.

by Anonymousreply 253Last Monday at 5:16 PM

I'm the ' glandular issue ' that keeps my weight steadily rising. Eating a entire Easter ham and 4 pounds of potatoe salad for lunch has nothing to do with my weight gain and I consider that suggestions a form of rape .

by Anonymousreply 254Last Monday at 9:32 PM

Im the butch Lesbian who took over one of the LA AIDS organizations and shortly there after ran it into the ground until it closed because I have no social graces or ability to attract donations.

by Anonymousreply 255Last Monday at 9:40 PM

I'm lateness.

I will NOT be tolerated.

by Anonymousreply 256Last Monday at 9:46 PM

I’m a non-white person. I will be absent from this gathering as I was from Michfest.

by Anonymousreply 257Last Monday at 10:06 PM

[quote]4 pounds of potatoe salad

Welcome to Datalounge, Mr. Quayle

by Anonymousreply 258Last Tuesday at 4:24 AM

I’m Paula Poundstone

by Anonymousreply 259Last Tuesday at 10:57 PM

I’m all the hair shorn off at the barber shop. No froo froo salons for us gals.

by Anonymousreply 260Last Wednesday at 3:45 AM

It was the prolapsed anus that triggered you all, right? Bitchy queens can give it but not take it....

by Anonymousreply 261Last Wednesday at 4:22 AM

A bread pudding and cane joke is not remotely comparable to a prolapsed anus 'joke'.

by Anonymousreply 262Last Wednesday at 5:07 AM

I mostly don't care for jokes about gay men on this thread because this thread isn't for that.

by Anonymousreply 263Last Wednesday at 5:45 AM

I'm all the worst aspects of women combined with all the worst aspects of men.

by Anonymousreply 264Last Wednesday at 6:28 AM

🗿Je Suis Michfest !

by Anonymousreply 265Last Wednesday at 6:44 AM


by Anonymousreply 266Last Wednesday at 6:50 AM

I’m the one eyed dog

by Anonymousreply 267Last Wednesday at 6:53 AM

I'm the blog that was closed because the creative force behind it lost interest after no one read it. Said creative force will tell everyone it was censored by powerful forces because it 'stood up for women' (read: consisted entirely of unhinged, often transphobic, rants).

by Anonymousreply 268Last Wednesday at 7:03 AM

I'm the pop culture references that are all at least twenty years out of date.

by Anonymousreply 269Last Wednesday at 7:07 AM

I’m all the shirtsleeves left on the cutting room floor.

by Anonymousreply 270Last Wednesday at 7:08 AM

I'm the tired middle-aged woman who still thinks she's radical because she attended a protest back in 1979. I will talk over everyone present.

by Anonymousreply 271Last Wednesday at 7:12 AM

I’m the Johnny Cash cassette in r271’s Ford Ranger.

by Anonymousreply 272Last Wednesday at 7:16 AM

I am these boots, required for the twenty foot walk from the Subaru to the front door.

by Anonymousreply 273Last Wednesday at 7:24 AM

I am the rancid homemade apple wine brought as a gift. My maker knew I was rancid when she brought me, but she was not shelling out for a bottle from the supermarket. She will feign surprise when the hostess reservedly mentions rancidity. The surprise will only half convince.

by Anonymousreply 274Last Wednesday at 7:27 AM

I'm the only rich woman who regards oversized denim shirts as the height of style. I will not be attending, just inspiring.

by Anonymousreply 275Last Wednesday at 7:29 AM

I’m the softball uniform pants being worn by at least one guest. Game day, y’know.

by Anonymousreply 276Last Wednesday at 7:29 AM

I'm the bruises on the adopted children -- and the lies to explain them: "They're real outdoorsy. She's a real tomboy!"

by Anonymousreply 277Last Wednesday at 7:30 AM

I'm the burly, 5'10' woman looks like Bea Arthur on roids but who says, 'Trans just don't look, act, or sound like women.'

by Anonymousreply 278Last Wednesday at 7:32 AM

I’m the U-Haul trailer attached to Jen and Diane’s truck. They’re moving in together after this gathering. They’ve been on three dates.

by Anonymousreply 279Last Wednesday at 7:33 AM

I am this sign, spotted despite being buried beneath a mountain of other clutter. I belong to the hostess, a Jill Stein voting sister. I will cause an argument.

by Anonymousreply 280Last Wednesday at 7:38 AM

I'm this even worse sign.

by Anonymousreply 281Last Wednesday at 7:43 AM

I'm the ongoing discussion still of whether or not Debbie Reynolds and Agnes Moorehead were lovers.

by Anonymousreply 282Last Wednesday at 7:50 AM

I’m the one Lucille Roberts membership card.

I am very lonely and haven’t been picked up from under the passenger side floor mat in years.

by Anonymousreply 283Last Wednesday at 7:53 AM

I'm the antisocial personality that prompted a mid-life career change, much to the relief of former colleagues. All present have one and have followed the same path, though their desire for victimhood means they will all claim they were forced out of their former jobs.

by Anonymousreply 284Last Wednesday at 7:54 AM

I'm Karyn's story about how she came to break her leg. The several units of alcohol consumed beforehand will not be mentioned.

by Anonymousreply 285Last Wednesday at 7:57 AM

I'm the ranch house that despite my owners' routine trips to the hardware still manages to look awful.

by Anonymousreply 286Last Wednesday at 7:58 AM

I'm Amber Heard's "literally shaking" testimony about the horrors of famewhoring.

by Anonymousreply 287Last Wednesday at 7:58 AM

I'm Amber Heard's trip to the hardware store to purchase a sledgehammer and axe with which to deface an apartment and blame it on an ex.

by Anonymousreply 288Last Wednesday at 8:01 AM

I'm the not successful amateur, terracotta pottery strewn incongruously (or perhaps just unstylishly) around the place. Jan will lie and claim she was going for 'the rustic look'.

by Anonymousreply 289Last Wednesday at 8:13 AM

I'm this on the coffee-ring stained coffee table.

by Anonymousreply 290Last Wednesday at 8:19 AM

I'm the deck.

by Anonymousreply 291Last Wednesday at 8:40 AM

I'm the Marlboro Reds being smoked on the deck.

by Anonymousreply 292Last Wednesday at 9:09 AM

Someone will bring the Michigan Womyn’s Fest nut loaf and slightly tweak the recipe for their food allergy.

Ingredients: 1 pound (2 3/4 cups) brown rice, uncooked 2/3 cup walnuts, raw unsalted 2/3 cup peanuts, dry roasted unsalted 1 1/2 cup sunflower seeds, raw unsalted 2-3 Tablespoons canola oil 1 pound (2-3 medium) Spanish onions, chopped 5 cloves garlic, minced 1 pound yams, cut into 3/4-inch pieces 3/4 pound mushrooms, cut into quarters 1 pound carrots, grated 1 pound tofu, firm, cut into 1-inch cubes 1 1/2 Tablespoons parsley, dry 1 1/2 - 2 teaspoons thyme, dry 2 teaspoons marjoram, dry 1 1/2 - 2 teaspoons sage, dry 1 pound sharp Cheddar cheese, grated 2 Tablespoons tamari or soy sauce Salt and Pepper to taste

by Anonymousreply 293Last Wednesday at 9:19 AM

I'll be using vegan cheese. Until I can find some milk that comes from a steer.

by Anonymousreply 294Last Wednesday at 9:45 AM

I'm discussion of Cagney and Lacey -- rough equivalne to GG.

by Anonymousreply 295Last Wednesday at 9:48 AM

I'm Amber Heard, shilling for myself on DL:

"This is for everyone defending Depp: people are complicated. Most people aren’t 100% good, or 100% evil. Almost each and everyone of us falls smack dab in the middle. Some of us lean more into good, some of us lean more into bad. And I personally have no problem entertaining those who lean a bit more into bad, since they’re usually the most interesting and fun of the bunch. But I’m talking about people with passion, wit, and humor. People with talent and creativity. I’m not into spending time with people who beat women, men, kids, or animals.

Johnny has had real and deeply rooted anger issues since he was a teen. He has assaulted people repeatedly, and I promise you that there have been incidents where Johnny has mistreated complete strangers, that did not make the news for multiple ($$$) reasons.

He has a history of violence, and he is unwilling to take responsibility for his actions.

Johnny isn’t just an abusive drunk/addict. When sober, he is also a kind, warm, and thoughtful guy.

This idea that he can only be one thing, is ridiculous.

I was still holding on to a sliver of hope for him before this lawsuit. He came from a violent childhood, & I empathize with that profoundly, because I too, experienced a less than ideal family dynamic as a child. But I don’t punch holes in walls, kick down doors, destroying furniture, throw inanimate objects at others or aimlessly in order to hurt or intimidate, nor do I verbally or emotionally abuse those around me, nor did I do so when under the influence.

The man has a real, and serious fucking problem. Suing his ex, and dragging her through the mud, calling her a whore and a dyke, isn’t going to fix his problem, nor is it going to make him look like a victim.

This isn’t Johnny vs. Amber. This is Johnny vs. Johnny."

by Anonymousreply 296Last Wednesday at 10:03 AM

Tevas on!

by Anonymousreply 297Last Wednesday at 10:15 AM

she barely, if ever, fucked Johnny, I’ll tell you that much. And it looks like her girlfriends aren’t rich, so there goes the gold digger theory.

Now that being said, I cannot for the life of me, understand why she married Depp. The girl is drop dead gorgeous, and could have married anyone with money.

And I used to actually defend this creep. I thought that he had drug and alcohol problems, and could actually turn it around. But this lawsuit proves that Johnny is beyond the point of no return. What a fucking idiot.

He’s DONE. Over. No one will ever come near him again."

by Anonymousreply 298Last Wednesday at 10:27 AM

I’m the rainbow flag on the Chevy S10 pickup outside.

by Anonymousreply 299Last Wednesday at 10:43 AM

I'm Moosewood Cookbook.

by Anonymousreply 300Last Wednesday at 11:54 AM

I am this woman. We all know one at these gatherings.

by Anonymousreply 301Last Wednesday at 10:57 PM

Im on a hit show, stop trying to hug me, who gave you the right to do that?

by Anonymousreply 302Last Wednesday at 11:04 PM

I'm Lyn and Jackee, smiling now in public, but soon to be violent once at home:

by Anonymousreply 303Yesterday at 12:29 AM

Gun Nation idiot, Pauline fucking Hanson, and journo Margo Kingston. R303 ?

by Anonymousreply 304Yesterday at 12:42 AM

No, that's Lyn and Jackee.

by Anonymousreply 305Yesterday at 12:46 AM

I'm lezschbian achshent.

by Anonymousreply 306Yesterday at 1:27 AM

I'm the facial hair.

by Anonymousreply 307Yesterday at 1:38 AM

I’m the helmet from r238’s rider put down not so daintily on the coffee table.

by Anonymousreply 308Yesterday at 3:08 AM

I'm the fifty shades of grey in the hair.

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