I've been fucking my best friend's husband behind her back.

WHORE!

You're a prince, OP, and so's the husband.

You’re a whore, darling

So your plan is to ruin three lives?

Book the Jerry Springer show.

The good part of me wants to stop, R4, but the other part of me really, really likes it.

Have you ever fucked at their place?

You know your friendship is over now, right?

What’s the name of this porno?

No, R7. They have a kid and I would just feel too guilty and awful about it..

Keep it simple. Than when he cheats on you with another man then you and his wife can divorce him and have bitter thought about him

We seem to be getting a lot of these "gays behaving badly" threads now. Seems like a targeted homophobic campaign or a homophobic individual spreading lies.

“One day we both got really drunk and he made a move at me. I was really surprised ”

Get a fanfic blog, gurlfren.

what move did he make, dear? won’t you tell us all about it?

You should at least warn her that you think her husband's gay.

1.5 / 10

There IS no "good part" of you, OP. You and hubby are pond scum.

Oh, a kid does make it messy, R10. Best to avoid any marital bed play.

Dear MANdate Reader's Forum,

I never dreamed I'd be writing to you, but you'll never guess what I've been doing behind my best female friend's back with her husband...

OP, I'm glad you're not my friend.

We were sitting on lawn chairs and he had his arm over the back of my chair. As we kept drinking, his hand lowered itself until I felt his hands on my pants, R7. I didn't move or react so he put his hands down my asscrack.

You would!

what a charming story.

Maybe the baby is actually yours?

R21 aka OP

And... and... what happened next?!

doesn’t she smell his dick?

This is a lie. Married guys are all bottoms.

What has he said since you have been fucking? What was the convo after the first time? Did he say he is gay, bi or what? Is he topping you (I'd imagine in the fanfic he is at least)? Bareback? Spill.

I put my hand on his bulge and he was rock hard. We went inside to my couch and made out. I sucked him off until he came. The next day, I woke up so hungover and I don't even know how he got home. I thought he was going to be full of regrets and it would be awkward, but he texted me the next evening and told me: That was fun!

I would advise you to drop him, but he’s straight...which means he’s masculine. So, maybe just keep on keeping on?

And your point in posting this here is what? You're a revolting person, OP, and your friend deserves better than you and her husband. I wouldn't treat a stranger the way you're treating your supposed 'best friend'.

This is why they hate us.

-7/10

I know, R31. I feel guilty and terrible, but another part tells me that it's just sex. We don't have an emotional connection.

r34 Again, does he top you bareback? What does he say about your affair?

This. Never. Happened.

You're an awful "friend."

[quote]he’s hot.

Trust a snake before you trust a homosexual male. If this is true, you deserve the worst life throws at you.

R21, what a romantic fella.

10/10 EST score

I love the lawn chair part. Then the new job conveniently so close. The brewskies until inhibitions dropped. Ummm I just watched that video.

The original OP does not have the ring of truth. And I usually believe these stories when they’re believable. I can’t stand it when stupid DLers screech “EST!” or “This. Never. Happened” when a story is obviously true.

But this one really does sound made up and very lame.

He fucks me raw, R33. I rim him, lick his balls and taint.

Is their kid hot, OP?

Since boundaries don’t seem to be an issue for you...

I am dead serious, R43.

What's the problem?

If you are dead serious, OP, then you and your rationalizations really are despicable. Go away.

OP: Die in a greasefire for the betterment of mankind.

So he comes over after a full day at work, which probably includes dropping a deuce in the break room, and you eat his ass & taint out? The trouble with trolls like you, OP, is the more you write the more implausible you sound.

What does he look like?

[quote]I would advise you to drop him, but he’s straight...which means he’s masculine.

Datalounge logic

Wow, if this is remotely true, then you and he are both really awful people. I mean, I am glad I don't know you kind of people.

I hope the wife finds out. Although I suspect there is more to this story and she might already know or suspect.

"Why don't you get yourself a single man, and leave the married ones alone."

He showers first, R50.

This never happened

What I wouldnt give to huff this masculine straight man’s rank taint, after a day at the office.

With friends like you, who needs enemies?

If this is true, you don’t matter to him. His wife and child do, and you’re just something on the side. Get a life, maybe?

[quote]He still wears his old letterman jacket.

This is my favorite detail. As if OP's knowledge of "jocks" is based entirely on movies made in the 80s.

I mean, she's dated guys who she knew I had a crush on but ended up being straight.

Anyone who wears their letterman jacket after high school is a loser. (Much like a 22 year old with their high school grad cap tassel still hanging from their rear view mirror) Hide a camera and send her the footage of your encounter. You’re doing her a favor.

She probably suspects.

You're an asshole and a homewrecker.

Terrible est. They used to be better.

Right, so he's ultra-jock straight trade who's there to be serviced by you, but he makes sure to shower first? Like I said, OP, the more you write, the implausible you sound. r65 is right.

Believe it or not, I don't care R66. It's true and needed somewhere to vent.

I'm envious, OP. Don't pay attention to the morality queens.

So he's gay?

I just can't. I hope she finds out and ruins your life and makes wretched your destiny.

Which soap opera is this from?

she deserves it!

lmao at lawn chair seduction. so romantic!

No one is impressed nasty whore OP!

I hope she finds out and kicks OP's ass.

With friends like you OP and a husband like him she needs no enemies

Nifty story.

Useless w/out photos, toots.

If she's a big fag hag, she's probably reading DL right now.

I cringe knowing people like you exist in real life, OP.

[quote] He fucks me raw, [R33]. I rim him, lick his balls and taint.

That's useful. If his wife asks you if you've been up to any naughty business with her husband, you can honestly reply, "TAINT misbehavin'!"

I've been there for her through a lot of tough personal timesand helped her through a LOT. I'm not all awful.

I believe Op. Ive had way too many "straight" husbands of friends hit on me to automatically discount his story. I also did them if they were hot,but I usually quit being friends with them afterwards because I felt like a slime ball. It was fun,but it IS a shitty thing to do.

Lesson to fag hags Never introduce your husband to your fem nasty sex addicted bottom slut friend.

OP just trying to justify his actions

This didn't happen. Bowing out of thread now.

I did this with a friend once. Felt guilty as hell though.

OMG OP i hope he uses protection! I wouldn't want you getting in the family way! After all you are a Catholic and won't have many choices. He won't marry you either. Men never marry homewreckers

you are not a friend, never mind a best friend.

Ron's Days of out lives R71

I wanna bum you too. Can you do a threeway?

Tell the truth, OP. It’s not just that the sex itself is good. Part of you is turned on by the fact that you shouldnt be doing it, right?

She'll find out. Fraus always know or find out.

When he kisses you, you're tasting your best friend's pussy OP

Fake news!

Oh please, all the outrage on this thread.

I say congrats OP - way to put that frau in her place.

Now you need to see if he will put your dick in his mouth. Keep moving the goal posts.

Atta girl, OP!

I like your style, R96. OP says he feels guilty tho

I'm so proud of you, OP.

OP is the mistress.

Gross.

He's tan, stocky and muscled, hairy, half Cuban, R51.

OP, you are a gift that keeps on giving.

Hey OP, I know you have been there for her in the past. who will be there for her when she finds out the two men in her life disrespected her to this level?

Did you do it while DealDash.com came on tv?

OP got fingered on a lawn chair and now she's in LUV.

You are a terrible person OP and don't deserve to have anyone love you

Maybe she knows already, at least subliminally, and is actually really OK w/it.

“He still wears his old letterman jacket.”

This story is not true, but anyone who would still wear his old letterman jacket over 20 years after high school is fat and has a small dick.

Losing a friend over a piece of dick isn't worth it.

Who cares? Enjoy it. Just never tell her or anyone else. She's probably tired of fucking him anyway. Which explain why he's ball deep in your gay ass.

#FriendshipOver

IThere's potential here, OP, but creative writing also involves finessing the details. Yours are still at the "trite and jejune" stage when it comes to that. There's still room for improvement before the end of tne term.

Grade: C+

She's been the other woman before when she dated a guy with a girlfriend too.

With a friend like OP, who needs enemies?

I wouldn't be able to look my friend in the eye if I did something like this. You sound sociopathic, OP.

Frau alert at R116.

OP if you haven't had "the talk" with your piece, you better. Sit his half Cuban ass down and tell him "This never happened" and he better not EVER decide to "go to confession" with his wife. If he and his wife need to discuss THEIR problems he better leave you out of it. You're not the cause of anything. He made a pass at you, and being a good Gay boy you were a generous friend to him.

Do you slobber all over his wedding band too, OP?

The first couple posts I pictures this as a Lesbian merry-go-round and it was a better EST.

Shithead alert at R117!

I can't imagine any guy being hot enough that I'd screw over a best friend. But that's just me.

You need props for not saying "anyways" when you launch into your dreary made up passion play.

If you enjoy the sex, who gives a shit?

So them having a kid only makes you feel guilty if you were to have sex at their house??

OP = asshole

I believe you, OP, because I experienced a much more limited version of your affair. I got drunk at a party where my female best friend's husband also got drunk. I was cordial with the husband, as he was with me. We hung out, usually in groups, at bars, restaurants, and other public places. I never felt judged by him for being gay. The party was at one of our mutual friend's place. My best friend was out of town for work and encouraged her husband to go without her. I went to use the restroom, and he followed me in. After I peed, I was washing my hands while he peed. He looked at me in the mirror and said he was so horny that he would let me blow him. Without thinking, I sat on the toilet and sucked him off. Afterward, he said never to tell anyone. I was okay with that.

Until his conscience took over, and he told his wife what happened. I lost my best friend of eight years and most of the circle of friends I cherished. As somebody else said, this is why they hate us. I was the only out gay guy in the group and it was easily the happiest time of my life, having great friends who were fun to be around and supportive. I ended up moving away. YMMV.

[quote]r21 We were sitting on lawn chairs and he had his arm over the back of my chair. As we kept drinking, his hand lowered itself until I felt his hands on my pants, [R7]. I didn't move or react so he put his hands down my asscrack.

As a member of the Maiden Aunts Fireside Detective Assembly, I'm having trouble picturing this - -

Keep it classy.

OP is a jackass trying to justify his cheating by explaining how he's helped his friend out before. How much could you have helped her out that you think sleeping with her husband is OK?

[quote]He's tan, stocky and muscled, hairy, half Cuban,

Is this the dude OP?

OP getting fingerbanged on a lawn chair.

There is no good part of you.

People behave badly, r12. I don’t know if this scenario is true, but there are plenty of stories of women having affairs with their best friend’s husband/boyfriend or her boyfriend’s friends, or men doing the same to their wives/girlfriends. It’s part of the human condition, and has nothing to do with being gay.

You are now a bad person, OP.

Are you still cheating with him?

I experienced a lesbian version of this and it doesnt end well.

This was done to me. I never recovered. I could never trust again.

R139 me too.

She will find out eventually . Impulse will take over and her husband will angrily reveal the affair to throw in her face and hurt her the next time they get into a huge blowup about something.

OP, does the whole relationship still consist of you blowing him?

keep your legs closes to married men slut!

OP is not an asshole. He's a cunt.

r142 has it: is your friend-in-law not sucking your cock, OP?

I helped her out financially, R130. And no I don't think that is justification.

You're a lousy friend.

So he drives you to the airport a few times...

Does that mean he can't let your husband fingering him in your lawn furniture?

Agree with R78. Post some photos.

OP's mother must be so proud.

Nothing in this true. But I like a decent story.

I can't even imagine how disgusting OP's lawn chairs are.

I wonder how many other guys have had the privilege of this "straight" best friends husband up their ass raw. Not like he would lie to you about it.

[quote]There's potential here, OP, but creative writing also involves finessing the details. Yours are still at the "trite and jejune" stage when it comes to that. There's still room for improvement before the end of tne term.

^THIS. It's fucking embarrassing that some of you cunts fail to see the most obvious ESTs for what they are.

Since he's half Cuban, I would just like to say that Miami has the highest rate of new hiv infections: the second highest group is Latino men.

Your friend should dump both of you.

Cuban men are very bi.

OP is nasty

You shrieking EST! queens are the true death of Datalounge. Nobody wants to share anything anymore because there's a brigade of EST! shriekers as soon as somebody posts anything. That's how we lost having any actual insider gossip.

My Cuban friend who has always been gay has a father that is still married to his mother with his male "friend" on the side who lives with them. Father still claims he is straight, mother acts like nothing is happening. Cuban culture I guess.

Family get together like birthdays are awkward because the "friend" is always leering at all the younger guys.

Why is the OP the asshole and homewrecker? Actually, the straight dude hit on him. Isn’t he the real POS? Both of them are involved in this... but anyway OP you will be in for a world of hurt if you feel yourself getting attached or emotionally involved. I’m speaking from experience.

R158, in what alternate universe does this desperate-hausfrauen tale come close to "actual insider gossip"? We shriek because this tale obviously *is* the handiwork of an EST.

Most of DL is a damned EST, R161.

R162 just told me that Santa Claus isn't real.

The part about the letterman jacket literally had me LOL'ing

Women (and lots of gay men) don't understand the difference between love and lust. If this is true, then you're fulfilling something in his wife (your friend) can't/won't give him, and if you're being safe about it (so she doesn't get an STI), I say keep going! It's not like you two are going to have kids together. It's just sex.

Things will take a craptastic turn when hubby brings home the raging STD you gave him.

-1,000,000,000/10

Not OP's fault.

You're a terrible friend.

It's true this happens amongst heterosexuals as well. "Once a cheater, always a cheater". Il Cubano will cheat on you, or has already done so. You gave up the opportunity to move ahead karmically.

Agree with R170.

Cunt.

OP, this Cuban husband of your best friend... wasn’t he your cousin?

Oh, so this whole thread is somebody's porn fantasy, and it's really sadly regressive.

Oh, well. Shit happens.

She knows.

What will be playing on O.P.'s iPod when the body is discovered: [italic]The Bitch Is Back[/italic].

I hope OP's best friend is Lorena Bobbit.

I hope this is an EST, but usually I hate, loathe, and detest the EST Shriekers. Are they that incapable of having fun that they can't enjoy a simple confection of a story?

Similar story to OP but it's been going on for 20 years.

We fuck about twice a week , sometimes three.

It's an arrangement that works for us but not everybody, I guess.

No one feels used, I don't pine for him to leave his wife and kids etc.

It's just the sex.

R165 If it was only about lust the husband would have found another situation which has less of a chance of being discovered than this. Doing it with your partner's best friend is more about enjoying the risk and enjoying having a secret that would hurt the partner if found out. OP it sounds more like you're being used and you lack self respect.

OP and the best friend's husband sound like sociopaths.

R179, it's been going on for TWO DECADES -- fucking 2x/3x-week, no less -- and yet you deny the fact that you've given up your adulthood because you're in love with an emotionally unavailable man? Wait: never mind. OBVIOUSLY you're denying lots of facts here, e.g. your "neverending flame" simply being "just sex." (As if normal couples who've been together for 20 years - regardless of orientation - still fuck three times a week!)

Nah.

Asshole.

And why do you say you're "fuckng your best friend's husband?" Isn't he fucking you? Why not change things up a bit? Tie him up, screw his cherry ass and savage his throat with numerous, pulsating hickies. Then, you get to console your best friend about her husband's horrific indiscretions. Their kid overhears, goes catatonic, and requires a lifetime of institutions and shock therapy.

[quote]She's been the other woman before when she dated a guy with a girlfriend too.

Marriage is on a whole different level than dating, you're not comparing apples to apples OP

Well R182, I'm just telling you how it is.

Yes, two decades.

We have our own lives.

I have no interest in a relationship with him. He'd be a handful.

Good Friends with benefits is enough.

Some would say it's plenty. [italic]Brava![/italic]

I believe You OP. Like R83 and R179 I’ve had similar.

A longtime friend is a very attractive, sexy woman. She seems to have a thing for bicurious guys. We hit it off the first week we met at work. We were back east, and she and her (very macho, hot) left coast, property developer husband, would take turns flying cross country two weekends a month to be together. He eventually relocated.

Like OP, I mainly hung out with her. He came along for ocassional films or meals together. One night, about a year in, after too many glasses of wine at a restaurant, I felt his leg pressed, first lightly, then more boldly, against mine, under the table. I froze. Then pressed back. He rubbed my knee. We, all three, were drunk.

Over the next month he started dropping by, alone, initially to give me property advice . . .

He was somewhat abusive. They eventually divorced.

A year later she began dating a real jock of a guy. We met and all three became friends. Six months later . . .

How Gallic

People who say it's just sex but lie to their partners are the worst cowards ever.

If its no big deal and just sex than explain yourself to your partner instead of conning them.

Then*

I mean this is probably not true but if it is then op and the guy are truly horrible. Not to sound naive or hysterical or anything, I know stuff like this does happen (even if this one didn't) and seriously if you know there are kids involved you are truly fucked in the head if you choose to do shit like this. Obviously the kid's dad is even worse, but still.

And to clarify, the kid is obviously not the only reason this is horrible.

R193 I think OP hates his girl friend, and maybe all women, and is getting his jollies by cuckolding her. Fucking to say "Fuck you." Pathetic.

OP, you broke the girlfriend code.

Kiss that friendship goodbye for good

OP sez: "I'm not all awful."

r197 sez: "Yes, you are." Like the Supreme Court's definition of pornography, you are "utterly without redeeming social value."

Hilarious to see so many replies telling OP he's scum, but if anyone of you had a hot bi curious jock on your couch putting moves on you, you can bet your ass you'd do the same. I would, but I'm a ho so idc

I liked this story much better when OP posted it on NIFTY about a year ago. Much more detail about the straight guy and his cock and the whole seduction scene and him breeding you and all that.

Though even then I thought the "letterman jacket" bit rang false because you know, WTF wears their high school letterman jacket once they've graduated, let alone ten years after they've graduated.

R196 OP wouldn't know a code if it bit him on his scrawny ass.

Hilarious how R198 thinks everyone is as cockstruck as he, to the extent of undermining a friendship.

The majority of posts must come from fraus.

1) OP’s Story is obviously a fake, but a fake story that triggers every frau’s worst nightmare. Another man screwing their husbands.

2) DataLounge is a whore’s dent. Sex negative Nancys need not come to preach

I was on Op's side until he said the guy was half cuban,then I knew it was bullshit. Im related to damn near half of Miami (mother is cuban) and Ive slept with plenty of Cuban men,and Im hear to tell you that most of them are uncut and average at best. Also,Cuban men are very passionate,but they are also assholes and selfish lovers. The one thing I did like during my cuban phase was they talk a lot of shit in bed . Very verbal.

"Another man screwing their husbands. "

Hooray for polyandry!

OP, you need to die.

"Very verbal"

Well, different strokes...Ugh.

R191 if your spouse doesn’t agree that sex can ever be “just sex”, then you’re not going to be able to explain yourself. They will always see it as a betrayal.

They did it behind the wife's back, that's the problem r207. Whether they have feelings for each other is a moot point. It's dishonesty.

Your a disgusting prick

I can understand if they did it one time, on the spur of a drunken moment, but then to do it so frequently afterwards is the hard part to accept

r32 they don't hate us, they hate you. I can't say that I blame them!

He sounds like a real Romeo.

OP's friend is Lucy Ricardo.

Her reaction after finding out.

Evil.

What's a "whore's dent" r202?

[quote]r180 If it was only about lust the husband would have found another situation ... OP, it sounds more like you're being used

He chose you out of all the world, Rosemary - out of all the women in the whole world, he chose you.

r216 it’s where you swipe your credit card, rose.

[quote]Trust a snake before you trust a homosexual male.

This applies to all other people. tbh.

pressure him for a threesome

Film one of your dalliances, Throw a marvelous anniversary party in their honor. After a cryptic toast, play the film on a large projection screen to delight your guests. Smirk maniacally while you bask in the shock and tears.

I hope your friend catches you both in the act and has a fucking garden shears in her grasp.

OFF WITH THEIR DICKS!

Women/wife's just dont put out that much after a while for their men.

They don't know how to really pleasure a man like a fellow man.

That's why some of us have these long standing, no obligation, sexual relationships with a married man that last a long time.

Yeah, for me 20 years does seem a long time now that I think about it, but it'd just part of my life.

Is it a significant part?

Not in an emotional sense in the slightest.

It's merely a compartmentalised part of my sexual outlet that is only known by the two of us.

None of my friends of the same vintage have a clue about this.

They'd be shocked, I suppose.

What if she is like I have AIDS ..then both of you have it tooo

The OP’s story is actually not that bad, like many stories of infidelity, human beings are complicated. Men are complicated.

OP, just be discreet, and know that perhaps is best to cut your friendship with her. At least save her the humiliation of not enteracting with her and their family(if there is one) while you are screwing the hot husband.

Make up your mind, OP. Is the father or husband of your "best friend?

Datalounge post: "I've been fucking my best friend's father behind her back. We've been friends since college, so around 12 years.

She's one of the first people I actually came out to at age 18 and she was fully supportive. We went out to gay bars, moved in together for awhile, told each other everything.

Anyhow, around four years ago we started playing tennis with her father.

In the beginning, I saw him like an older brother. Totally different from me. Former jock, into sports and beer. He still wears his old letterman jacket. We didn't have much of a conversation when she wasn't around and I think he only tolerated me because I was his daughter's best friend. But then the more I hung out with them, the more at ease he became with me..."

R207 It makes no sense to use the reaction towards a lie, as a reason to create the lie in the first place..

It's only a betrayal because it's done behind someone's back.

The guys in question are just cowards, who DO betray.

R203 I was with one cuban guy, and a beer can would be jealous of him.

Beer cans are sentient?

I fucked my married straight man last Tues & Thu in his lounge room.

We weren't sure when the daughter would be home, though. Her work hours have become unpredictable.

His wife rang in the middle of me sucking his dick to discuss their weekend away trip.

Such is life.

r231, are you the OP or do we have several prizes? I am wondering what kind of work you do. Care to tell us a little something about yourself? And your married friends?

I know this is an est based on the other thread.

But any old guy still wearing a letterman high school jacket is a loser. If a guy living in Miami cannot find a single gay guy among the thousands of beautiful men here, and has to rely on a fat ex-high school jock gone to seed, he's probably not too well off either.

I once did a booty call after midnight to his Fire station while the other fireman were asleep/doing whatever.

There are separate annexes in the building and it's easy to steal away 20 minutes.

If the alarm went off, he said stay in the room till they leave on the truck and then sneak out.

No alarm went off and I left with a mouthful of cum.

[quote] Ive had way too many "straight" husbands of friends hit on me to automatically discount his story.

R83 Yep. It's a slimeball move and drives a wedge between you and your friend because even if you do nothing about it there's now a dirty little secret that you didn't ask for and you can't share without the risk of fucking up their lives and your friendship.

Official thread soundtrack

The thing is, OP you need to consider the fact that if he is such a whore with you, then he is also whoring around elsewhere. You're not his only side piece. Keep that in mind for future reference. And you better have other things going on. Don't be too available for him. In fact, you need to start phasing him out.

He is, believe it or not, a homophobe who is probably more than "a little Bi." I mean, if he were just some curious guy who wanted a blow job, that's one thing. But he hit on you, then he came back for more. He is probably getting bolder about what he likes, and he is very likely going out there to find other strange pieces. So be very careful.

The thing is, he may contract an STD from somewhere else and you'll get blamed. Or something may happen between him and his wife and you really want to be far away from it, because 9 chances out of ten it won't have anything to do with you. He sounds like sleaze to me.

R237 op is a fucking troll

Ok. Well, shame on you, Op. Next topic?

HJ gay guys! My name is Stephanie Krobopallus and I am the “ best friend” in this awful scenario. I started suspecting something months ago when my husband starrted coming home smelling like herpes, shame and lawn chairs. I confronted him last night and he cried and told me everything!

He said my “ best friend” took advantage of him and that he never really enjoyed any of it and said it got weird because my best friend” cries after he ejaculates. I was furious and burned the hubbys prized letterman jacket. He wept and promised me to never hurt me again . We start marriage counseling next week!

So I feel optimistic about the future. But I’ll never fully trust my husband again and now I need a new gay best friend if anyone is interested!!

I’ll never be able to look at a lawn chair again .

[quote]smelling like herpes, shame and lawn chairs.

😂😂😂

Stephanie, just so you know, your ex BFF is also taking your dad's big loads.

Stephanie, you might want to burn your father's letterman jacket, too.

I've been fucking my best friend's husband behind her back.

Been there, done that. Deb forgave me in the end.

The only way out of this is for OP to end the friendship, move away and never make contact ever again and for the husband to keep his mouth shut.

DataLounge is a whore’s dent. I think we can all figure this one out

Hilarious. I needed a good laugh after a long week.

She probably knows.

How many of you desperate queens have beat off to this thread since it first appeared? It is, after all, the stuff DL's collective gay male wet dreams are made of.

Yup, you set a good example for us.

So Stephanie, not to judge or anything, but it sure sounds as though you married some version of your father. For all you know, both of them are probably going at it too. They may no longer have their letterman's jackets but you can sure as hell be assured they both have whores' dents. Those are FOREVER.

True romance.

Just eating some chocolates and different little candies here as I read these shocking bits......sitting on the lawn here in a lawn chair hoping to be fingered by......someone......anyone.......anyway lots of candy wrappers now scattered about the lawn. Feeling fat and bulgy. Rolls of fat all over me. Snacking on more milk chocolate candies. Sliding off the silvery wrappers with my fat fingertips.

[quote]OP's friend is Lucy Ricardo.

Then that means OP is Cesar Romero!

My married man lover wants to start playing a bit rough.

We have agreed on one face slap per minute, a choke hold every two minutes and a mouth & nose smouthering no longer than 30 seconds every three minutes.

That should not bring out too much redness, bruising or breathing difficulty for me.

Are these terms acceptable?

^^^^ You may need a safe word. Lawn chairs perhaps? Technically that's two but it's either that or be choked to death, queen.

Oh, let him take his chances on choking.

R255, have fun! Rough sex isn't my thing, but as long as it's consensual? Go for it! If you don't like it? Stop.

So trashy. Lawn chairs??

I confess. I confess. Darling I confess yes I've ruined three lives And didn't care till I found out that one of them was mine

what an asshole

OP = Vivian Vance

Those lawn chairs need a power washing. Yuck.

He'll never leave her for you.

R264 is a huge frau!

Those lawn chairs must smell like ass.