91st Academy Awards Thread - Part 5

I lied a star is born

hi!!!!!!!

Brie is hot AF

^liked

Dammit. The Favourite is getting American Hustle'd. 0/10

Host or no host this show still manages to be boring AF

I didn’t even notice it was hostless until half an hour in

I’m off the deep end

Watch as I dive in

I’ll never meet the ground.

here we go!

Kind of enjoying the "hi!!" trol

So glad VICE is getting no love.

You had it right the first time, R4. lol

Lee gets his Oscar

Shut up Samuel L Jackson. Keep it together

Fuck

Yay!

What's the score so far, Official DL Oscars Score Troll?

Here we go!

Spike Lee. Cringe.

Maybe Spike Lee will shut the fuck up now

Disgusting holy shit

Okay Spike Lee finally got his Oscar.

Wait, Spike's never won an Oscar?!

Muting the vile racist Spike Lee.

Spike Lee is obnoxious.

These Oscars are officially KEVIN HART’s REVENGE

Is Spike in a Prince tribute mode for real?

why are they bleeping spike?

Now they don't have to give Spike Lee the best director Oscar.

I was hoping to see Miss Kitty Carlisle accept for ASIB

Cringe

Yay!!!!

He's long deserved an Oscar, so stop whining about it.

here we go!

Spike! 👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽

YES!!! Blackkklansman was great.

Spike Lee got an honorary Oscar a year or two ago.

Is he reading from a social studies book?

WTF??? Spike, this is why no one gives you awards!

Brie and jackson are obnoxious

Spike Lee swearing up a storm.

What a surprise.

Why is he reading a Maya Angelou poem? Haven't we suffered enough?

JFC shut the fuck up. Whiniest motherfuckers to ever walk the earth.

Welp, Spikey-poo is blowing it for ever getting another Oscar.

oh, boy.

What did Spike win for? I mean what was the award?

I'm shocked he never won an Oscar. Shocked as well that he won an award for writing considering what a mess this speech is.

Why doesn't Spike know his own speech?

i dont get it. did spike lee write the screenplay or did people behind him write it?

Will God be in the mix?

But really Spike, it's not ALL about you, is it?

Does that mean Green Book is winning Best Picture?

What the fuck is he saying? Does he not know what he wrote?

Go Spike!!;

I'm glad to see Spike finally win one.

Spike is stooped like a troll

whatev!

shut up spike

Oh fucking hell Spike. Shut up, take the award and sit your ass down.

BoRhap - 3

Roma - 2

BP - 2

Green Book - 2

Vice - 1

First Man - 1

BK - 1

[quote]i dont get it. did spike lee write the screenplay or did people behind him write it?

Yes.

He probably wrote about as much of BlacKkKlansman as Ben Affleck wrote Good Will Hunting.

Audience loved his speech.

Dont make the trumpanzees angry lol

What a big mouth!

God wasn't in the mix.

Very selfish. What about the others? Such a selfish man.

Julia Roberts is presenting best picture.

May God have mercy on our souls.

So after all this time, Spike wins one and that's the speech he gave??

someone needs to take spike back to shady pines

It’s like he thinks he fucking won Best Picture. What an asshole.

Spike didn't give his co-writers a chance to speak.

Go Olivia for best actress!

I love Spike Lee and his films...thank you Spike.

R63 most were cringing.

Prince had more talent in one of his toenail clippings than this jerk.

Spike Lee using his time at the mic to curse

Thanks r60! Are you OP?

Streisand? Other thread said she was boycotting this.

Funny how they showed David Oyelowo sitting next to his white wife.

Isn't Spike's wife actually part white?

what about the other people behind spike? don't they want to thank people?

400 years of slavery and the worst Oscar suit and pair of glasses of all time! Spike should be nominated for the razzie for worst dressed artiste of all time.

Spike was the third author credited but took the entire time

[quote] So after all this time, Spike wins one and that's the speech he gave??

No Rose. It was the speech Glenn Close gave.

Score and Song are next

why is spike dressed like an elderly version of Prince?

He was obnoxious

Spike now working for Post Office

The guy by Spike Lee looks like a skinny Gronk.

r80, you setting up some kind of melanin chart or something?

R85 Thanks! I'm excited to see what happens with Score.

And yes, The Favourite's getting American Hustle'd. Definitely doesn't deserve that fate.

because Cesar Romero was taller.

Yes, what about his silenced co-writers?

Christ I knew Lee would monopolize all the time.

Fucking racist lowlife pigs should get off the board.

God the set is so awful. Looks like Salvador Dali's vagina.

The Favorite looks awful Glad it's getting shut out.

Well, he won't win another prize tonight, and after that speech he won't win another prize again.

[quote]Christ I knew Lee would monopolize all the time.

I'm pretty sure his co-writers knew it too.

Tessa Thompson sucked in Westworld!

Finally two gorgeous people presenting

They might actually finish in three hours. There are only five awards left and no more performances.

Why the hell are all the presenters black??

Michael Jordan is looking damn good !

WHERE'S WALLACE, STRING?

I mean 6 awards left.

So many presenters I've never heard of.

This is like watching the L.A. riots

The racists are going CRAAAZY! Hahaha

[quote] what about the other people behind spike? don't they want to thank people?

The thing about spike lee, is that it's ALL about HIM. It always has been and it always will be

Either Black Panther or If Beale Street Could Talk should take this.

Movies with 9 or more nominations that went home empty-handed:

Peyton Place (1957) 9 nominations

The Turning Point (1977) 11 nominations

The Color Purple (1986) 11 nominations

Gangs of New York (2002) 10 nominations

True Grit (2010) 10 nominations

The Favourite (2018) 10 nominations

Still have the death roll

None of these scores were very impressive to me. I loved First Man's though.

[quote]Well, he won't win another prize tonight, and after that speech he won't win another prize again.

You forget the inevitable Thalberg...

R102 except don’t they usually do some lifetime achievement award?

I also enjoyed Isle of Dogs' score.

R103 #oscarssowhite.

GO LUDWIG!!!

The musical director is super cute. Show more of him.

Is this year's show supposed to be a backlash against #OscarsSoWhite?

I WANT MR. JORDAN TO MURDER MY BUSSY

OMG! He's white!!!!

This show has mire black presenters than the BET awards

The best score of the year was a tie between Max Richter's score for Mary Queen of Scots and Max Richter's score for Never Look Away.

Huh? Get that whitey off the stage!

Michael B Jordan is fine.

Streisand will give out song. McDormand Rockwell actress. Oldman Janney actor. Roberts pic, best director?

Why was First Man not nominated for Score?

Hollywood may have applauded Spike, but by him taking the focus away from the others, not giving them any time, and generally acting like it was a personal accomplishment rather than a joint one, he's not going to be terribly popular when it comes to future nominations.

Tessa and Michael B are so hot.

That scraggly mop of hair though.

Anyone know the "logistics and timing" reasons why Kendrick and SZA aren't performing? Pity the best of the best song nominees won't be represented.

Michael B Jordan is a whole meal 👅

This is a joke

Tessa is mighty fine

....

Song!

Now nice: Rita Coolidge thanked his college roommate.

Did you all think cause it’s BP it’s all black People? Grow up

After this, Actor and Actress.

R97 to be brutally honest the favourite was quite good. Spike's joker suit was much worse than anything else tonight. It was absolutely positively nauseating.

Streisand will present Best Picture, I guess.

They haven't done the dead actor's scroll yet.

Streisand will give out director, solved.

Um, the part 4 thread is still active at over 650 posts. Go back!

Tessa is a beauty.

The Favourite was good but not great.

Halfway through, I could have turned it off and not missed much.

Another black presenter. This is fucked up.

Gaga was the highlight of the night.

Chadwick has to eat In n Out tonight. His career rides on it. He looks like shite.

This night has flown by. I like the host-less show. They need to do this every year.

We now have for your viewing pleasure combo number three" Asian/ Black.

Cannes is now star central.

Imagine how gorgeous he would look without that silly long hair.

I wanna have a threesome with Tessa T and Michael B Jordan

Constance! I am your stan! Magically hear me through the TV!

GGGAAAAGGGAAAA!!!!!!!!

Ludwig's parents named him perfectly.

Can't wait to see Gaga's fake tears...

Fugga is fake as shit

here we go!

Oh Gaga, turn it off, ffs!

Yeah!

They won this award when the trailer was released!

I can't believe I used to watch shit like this without the DL. I missed out on so much fun. Smooches, bitches.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!

I'd fuck all three of Gaga's co-writers.

She looks like an orange turd

When are they gonna do the dead people?

Aw I am sick of this song, but happy for Gaga.

Gaga is channeling that old Hollywood glamour.

What is Barbra doing ? I’m going to be crushed. If she is not on.

Mark's just like nope... I'm not talking tonight..

Fugga is cringe

It doesn't Tessa like pussy? Michael doesn't have a chance with her what a shame. then again half of you on your must think he's gay.

STFU

oh,dear.

Jennifer Hudson just now is the meme of the night.

It's not about winning, IT'S ABOUT ME! GAGA!

So Spike Lee calls for people to mobilise in the upcoming election and people have a problem with his speech?

There they are r160.

Tired cliches from Gaga

cringe alert!!!

Jennifer Hudson is talking Gaga off the ledge!

Yes Gaga!

lol Jennifer Hudson in the audience

Gaga may hyperventilate.

crocodile tears

what r179 said !!!!!!!!!!!

Marc Ronson better get a HUGE shout out. Is he even there?

Gaga cries too much she’s annoying. Rename herself baby wahhhh wahhh

I hate Gaga. That's all.

Where are those guys from Ernst and Young to explain the rules???

The speeches have been awfully self-indulgent tonight. And for Oscar speeches that's saying something. J-Hud has the best face of the night.

Did GaGa steal Billy Porter's gown?

Gaga, please shut up !

Gaga is so fucking orange. I love her jewelry though. And I'm shocked Irina is there.

Hey, Gaga actually let a co-winner open his mouth!

So she's one up on Spike Lee.

Where are the Sri Lankan actors????

Cooper is seething!

Who is that girl Gaga had a long hug with ?

I, Me, I, Me -- this is all about me

How many people does it take to write one song?

John Bailey has luscious cocksucking lips

It took four people to write that song?

Death march!

ACADEMY AWARD WINNER LADY GAGA.

Gaga's pipes have about two or three years left before she can no longer tackle that song's high octave notes.

Janelle is lucky to be able to snack on Tessa’s snatch.

Bring Bradley up there then, bitch!

Gaga clearly isn't expecting to use that speech for the Best Actress award.

DEAD TIME

here we go!

Let others talk bitch.

Caca sucks. I was hoping that Diane Warren would win.

Poor Bradley Pooper can't catch a break! Bwahahahahaha

Death Dirge!!!

Bring on the dead!

Wow, who is the hot stud/tall drink of water introducing the walk of the dead!

Lady Gaga looks like an ugly old Italian woman. Bradley Cooper looks so charming with his beard Irina in the audience! Irina is such a great actress she looks so into Bradley.

Have they awarded Best Actress yet?

OK, who won the death poll? We'll see in a few minutes.....

Gaga knows she isn’t taking home Actress.

[quote]It took four people to write that song?

Hi, Madge!

yay the dead people part

I’m so happy an ooompa loompa got best song for the doopity doo song

Will Bradley and Gaga have warmed up pasta after the show?

Most of the audience is not White Supremacist and they love Spike. I am glad he won, I do not think he expects to win the director prize

They're not showing everyone who passed away during the past year yet they have time for these nobodies? Get the fuck out of here.

Uh-oh, more ethnics! Racists heads will explode!

Andrew Wyatt is hot!

Will they mention Lee?

Bring out your dead.

Ok, "where are the dead" troll, here's your cookie.

Michael Keaton was salmon and Gaga is orange.

OK, let's see who got the shaft.

Reading ! Madonna just jumped off a bridge !

god i hate the oscars/bet awards this year

ACADEMY

AWARD

WINNER

LADY

GAGA

SUCK

IT

HATERS

I wish that 100th person hadn't believed in Gaga.

EXHUME those bodies!!1!

Only a few. No Corn Lady ?

Ok time for more black presenters.

Bradleys mom looks like she winters in Boca

Lady Gaga: To all the people at home, I want you to know... that this is hard work! I worked hard for this!

No gay winners tonight??? Homophobia!!

Reynolds so early? What the hell is going on tonight? I'll bet the one black person who passed away will get the last slot.

Publicists? Film editors?? Really?

I want Michael B deep inside me

Who will be the last shown dead person. I’m guessing Anthony bourdain

Gaga- “I work real hard”. So does the custodian at my work.

Pretty much Team Gaga, but you still made me laugh, r240.

[quote] The menstruators didn't let the tall, hot, whitish guy speak.

Who was he?

Is the racism an inside joke?

Well, 3 times Oscar nominee, 1st time Oscar winner (so far), Golden Globe winner, Lady Gaga... Madge is slitting her wrists. Gaga only came onto the scene in 2008. Madge hasn't been able to do what Gaga has done in 39 years. LMFAO!!!

So sad looking at these pics, smiling and not knowing death was around the corner

At least they lived

Anne V. Coates was just tremendous.

I was hoping to see obnoxious "Marty" Scorsese in the death reel, but maybe next year. Hope springs eternal!

Tab Hunter! One gay!

Omg they forgot Whatshisname Noonecares!! I’m gonna protest by posting nasty messages from the comfort of my keyboard!!!

People die. So sad. Illuminati rituals

Tab Hunter. What a cutie.

Margot Kidder’s Death was so sad. Burt ain’t last. Albert Finley ?

[quote]No gay winners tonight??? Homophobia!!

A lesbian won earlier.

So who did they forget in the Memorium?

Bao was for the dykes

Fuck. I didn't realize Bruno Ganz had died.

Sound mixer?

When the fuck did Tab Hunter die?!

Can spike lee die now

Madonna joke on Family Guy.

Lol they included “The Career of Kevin Spacey” in the In Memorium segment

Daddy Warbucks bringing up the rear

[quote]No gay winners tonight??? Homophobia!!

At least they didn't have menstruphobia.

At least we had THAT.

Worst In Memoriam ever?

Beautiful "In Memoriam" and love that they chose the music from "Superman."

R265 we won't know until tommorow when the forgotten people's families complain

Why does Gaga always go on about people not believing in her. She's very defensive.

[quote]you setting up some kind of melanin chart or something?

Not at all, I'm black, yet Spike does go on about race all the time. He's whiner. Every person at the Oscars is lucky to be working in the field they aspired to.

Spike despises his Jewish step-mother and makes no bones about that. He complains about 'his' Brooklyn neighborhood becoming gentrified, yet he's not even a NY native. Spike lives in Leonard Bernstein's former Manhattan townhouse.

I simply find Spike extremely hypocritical. Is that OK with you?

[quote] Margot Kidder’s Death was so sad. Burt ain’t last. Albert Finley ?

Finney was considered one of the best actors of his generation.

[quote]Fuck. I didn't realize Bruno Ganz had died

It was only a week ago

Dudamel has lost the jowls but some luster, too.

Best Original Song winner:

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME Thanks

CHARLIE WACHTEL

DAVID RABINOWITZ

KEVIN WILLMOTT

#cantgetawordinedgewise

They did a good job. Lots of behind the scenes people. Glad Tab got one of those double shots.

I had no idea that Tab Hunter and Bernardo Bertolucci both died.

Where in the fuck have I been?

R279 cause she fugly

I'm actually relieved Julia Roberts is presenting Best Picture. If she refused they were probably going to go with someone from SNL or The Bachelor.

Bruno Ganz. He'll forever live in Downfall parody videos.

Oh my God, Glenn Close had better win.

Gaga is such an attention whore. Ugh.

R278 because she is hideous

That was moving. Finney made me tear up.

Hold me closer, Tony Danza...

I knew a girl who was friends with spike. She was a self centered CUNt. Always going on about race. So is spike. Faking hated that bitch

The forget Marilyn Munster, Just died a few days ago.

Finney was awesome. Too good to get an Oscar.

Did they mention Sondra Locke? Nanette Fabray? Dorothy Malone? I already can't remember.

[quote]Where in the fuck have I been?

under a rock, dear

I’m ready for Barbra Streisand to present and Glenn to wind so I can go to bed.

Elton movie should have been Tom hardy

Poor Scott Wilson...forgotten.

You anti-Gaggers are crazy. It was a nice, heartfelt speech. Sure, a bit emotional. But so what?

Bad gay here. I didn’t know Tab kicked it.

The Rami and BR haters must be killing them selves

Bruno Ganz...I'm so sad. He will always be my favorite Hitler and favorite angel.

Im surprised they didnt include Carol Channing...yes, she only made a few films, but she was nominated for an Academy Award.

[quote] Why does Gaga always go on about people not believing in her. She's very defensive.

Because 99 of them didn't. You'd be defensive too!

No Sondra Locke.

Love it that all the racists are pissed at Spike and all the black presenters.

LMAOOOOOOO

Tonight is your night handsome.

Hope you win babe.

Omg Barbra looks like the bride of Wildenstein!

Crash through the surface

Where they can't cunt us

We're far from the DL now

r287- Peoria, Rose.

R279, so the fact that Spike moved to Brooklyn as child in elementary school means he does not have New York cred?

There’s no winning with you bitches. If GAGA was confident and self assured she’s a cunt. If she shows humility and vulnerability she’s a cunt. Great speech.

Every single black actor working today got to present, but African Americans are only 12% of the population. Latino Americans are nearly 20% and we get J. Lo. Not race baiting, but this is somewhat annoying.

“And now, to present the Oscar for best picture, please welcome the cast of Lifetime’s Little Women....”

Babs!!!

It’s kinda sad that Brad cooper wrote, directed, acted and sang the whole movie and the ONLY Oscar the film wins, he’s not a part of.

They should have played that S.P.Y. tampons ad immediately after the menstruators won.

R306 why??????lololchill out

Is there a back woman up against Glenn Close?

I worked so hard guys

Buttah

Babs!

Grant queening out

Finally - a star. Hello Gorgeous!

It's movie dead people you goofballs. Not the Munsters.

Scott Foley. Any stories? Asshole? Nice guy?

Wow with a beret too!

R297 Thanks for the news. I hadn't heard it.

[quote]I’m ready for Barbra Streisand to present and Glenn to wind

If G farts on stage, all is forgiven.

Oh, God, She's talking about race.

Gaga gives the same type of speech over and over. It just gets old. Not endearing and calculated

Babs!

Babs looks great

R321 it’s beautiful not sad

The Oscars suck cocks in hell

R318 did you miss all the Mexicans?

[quote]Bao was for the dykes

Why is that? Are they lesbians? One said she just had a babby. The other thanked her husband Derek.

Big nose barbara

Babs looks like buttah!

Love you, baby.

Lady Cub-yah.

‘bra looks good and appropriately race conscious.

Fuckin loud ass new yorkers

[quote]Gaga's pipes have about two or three years left before she can no longer tackle that song's high octave notes.

She's not gonna sing that shit any more.

Barbara has tit implants

Speaking as a Brooklynite, shut up Babs

please God, let the old white woman win.

Are all you bitches complaining about stars happy now?

Babs praising BlackKklansmen? You all are seething

Whose kid is Miss Oscars tonight? Or Mr. Oscars?

The two biggest mouths of all time!

BS looks like an extra from The Horror of Botox.

shut the hell up babz

So much for the haters’ “Gaga won’t win because of R Kelly” theory.

"Because it was based on the truth" despite the fact that it was a gay bar the Klan wanted to blow up, not a black activism meeting.

[quote]ACADEMY AWARD WINNER LADY GAGA.

It was for Best Song.

A throwaway category. Nowhere near as prestigious as Acting.

Babs, an evening gown with a beret? Really?

Just.... NO.

How much does Barbra weigh?

Barbra introducing Black Klannnsman. Now THAT is interesting. Bravo.

I'm sorry, Richard E Grant has a wife and child... which i just recently learned and was stunned.

But he just did a gay gasp at the appearance of Babs.

GAY!

Everyone licking Babs' taint

She has elderly voice now, that's sort of sad.

Best Song isn't throwaway.

Babs is old and tells a story like an old person.

Wasn’t Whiskey Cavalier named something else with Peter Krause and that red headed woman not too long ago?

Her husband Dylan was a woman if you paid attention r342

R360 is BITTAH!!

I thought janney wasnt presenting?

Is it all white presenters from now on?

i hate this show

Barbra left a puddle of Land O' Lakes on the stage.

The eccentric, bejewelled Spike Lee is beginning to remind me of the late—

here we go!

Come on Rami!!!!!!

A star is boring

okay its offical i love Richard Grant.

Babs is Jewish and tells a story like a Jewish old woman.

Babs, Patty Hearst couldn’t pull off a beret and she had money and a gun

Barbra looked FABULOUS.

What is Christian Bale’s speech impediment? I can’t describe it, but it must have a name.

Omfg. I’m already crying from nerves. COME ON RAMI

Cooper looks hideous

please no whammies...

Great outfit for Janney

another short actor

UGH, Gary OLDman.

Willem DaFoe looks like Vincent Van Gogh in that clip.

Frances McDormand played Van Gogh?

Presenting best actress after beatbox actor. That’s woke.

I’m gonna need to punch something hard when Rami wins.

HA ha Women Supporting Women so Babs Streisand snubs Cooper and Gaga by lauding Spike Lee

Ha ha

Look out Babs, Gaga's coming for Funny Girl next!

[quote] Carol Channing...yes, she only made a few films, but she was nominated for an Academy Award.

She ate corn!

Why didn’t Alison Janney present Best Supporting Actress? Why break tradition?

WTF is Cooper's mom wearing?

Rami’s wig was awful lol

Do the right thing and give the Oscar to Dafoe

God I hate Bradley Cooper’s weird girlfriend wife

I hope Bradley wins best bare back bottom in the closet

Rami’s flipper has a space reserved next to Nicole Kidman’s Hours nose at the new Academy museum.

Rami. Shit.

fuck, im so nervous...

big bucks, no whammies...

CONGRATULATIONS RAMI MALEK!!!!!!!

WHat drugs does rami take tonight

Eyebags one and only win.

Is that girl a beard?

RAMI!!!!

SUCK IT, HATERS!!!!!!

Hahahahahahahaha.

It's a clean sweep!

Your suffering is delicious.

Guys, Rami is so straight.

Glenn Close IS an Oscar tonight

Fuck, I love Willem. I didn't even know he was nominated.

Rami is 5”6. Mercury was like 6”3. Movie magic

So undeserved.

lmao Rami's perrformance was too bad, but congrats.

[quote]WTF is Cooper's mom wearing?

She looks like Mike Myers as Linda Richman.

RAMI!!!!!!!!

Rami is on drugs

Surprised Madonna isn’t there to shit on Gaga by talking about her “good friend” Freddie Mercury

ARE. YOU. FUCKING. KIDDING. ME.

Rami and his beard overacted. Everyone knows you like peen now.

How many cocks will Bradley suck tonight to drown his sorrows?

Aww poor Brad.

Viggo doesn't age. God I have it bad for him.

Academy Award winner.... Rami Malek!!!!

Rami kissed her one too many times to make it look like he's straight.

His speech is gonna be wierd

Ew I didn’t need to see him awkwardly close-mouth kissing his teenage girlfriend

Rhapsody has won 4/4 so far.

So boring.

[quote]Guys, Rami is so straight.

All that smooching definitely sealed the deal!

Rami overcompensating with the triple kiss on his girlfriend.

Wait. They passed out Best Actor before Best Actress? Who directed this shitfest???

Can't wait for the Fox news commentators complaining about all the black people on the Oscars tomorrow.

Congrats Adrien Brody 2.0!

When did Carole King join Queen?

Rami tripling down on that kiss. No Homo!

The Movie Directed Itself!

Yes! That nice, long kiss with his bea... er, girlfriend was PERFECT!

[quote] It’s certainly not “The Man That Got Away”

That's for sure.

Rami will have a great career after this!

[quote]Omfg. I’m already crying from nerves. COME ON RAMI

You fucking pussy, R384.

Shit, he's going to be the one to throw up on my carpet this year, isn't he?

His bow tie is crooked. Bothering me

Rami worked his ass off to get this award. All his relentless campaigning paid off.

what a shit show

Rami should thank his dental implants for that Oscar win. They did all the acting

Ugh. Another TV star

UGH Rami

Val Kilmer should have won for Jim Morrison. Just as campy a performance as Rami.

He is high

[quote]She looks like Mike Myers as Linda Richman.

Yes.

[quote] When did Carole King join Queen?

Tehe.

Who cares if he is gay? Did he deserve that Oscar?

His mannerisms are that of someone who uses drugs.

[quote]Academy Award winner.... Rami Malek!!!!

Yeah and he won for a real award unlike Lady Fuckface!

Rami was terrible! Come on, he was like Dick Emery with those choppers. Cooper will ditch the Russian dyke and have a high profile relationship with Gaga now. It will be full of drama and photo opportunities. Poor bastard.

Ok dude, wrap it up.

Rami's such a pussy hound.

Identity?

Rami appears genuinely humbled.

Chris Evans' gay brother Scott has been front row and sitting next to about-to-be-Oscar winner Glenn all night. Lucky bastard.

Is Rami coming out??

Yay! Rami! Best performance this year. Well deserved.

first Arab to win an acting Oscar

[quote]Wait. They passed out Best Actor before Best Actress? Who directed this shitfest???

They've been doing this for years.

I swear the people complaining about the Oscars don't watch the Oscars or something.

This does seem very sincere, I have to say. HE BETTER THANK FREDDIE!

Rami was laughably bad in that movie.

Where’s Ben ? He must be up in the cheap seats.

[quote]Rami worked his ass off to get this award. All his relentless campaigning paid off.

Relentless campaigning worked for Trump, too, and he was nearly as undeserving of the vote.

Can you imagine how fucking insufferable Rami will be on the party circuit tonight? Jesus Christ.

Is this little queen talking about people struggling with their identity? Closet case motherfucker!

Anyone complaining about Gaga being phony needs to watch Rami about 100 times.

Is that the love of Spacey's life Diane with Rami?

What is going on with Rami's mouth?

Wasn't Mercury closeted? Whats with this revision.

Poor William Dafoe. A first time nominee beats him.

Poor Bradley.

Nanette Fabray, Sondra Locke, and Dorothy Malone (an Oscar winner!) all snubbed in the Memoriam.

Val Kilmer WAS Jim Morrison

Why was Lucy Boynton the heart of the film? WTF

R467 Come again?

I smell an upset in actress

"I LOVE YOU DIANE!"

Rami's stage exit music is America from West Side Story?

did this asshole thank Freddie?

That was a lovely

Is he really not going to thank Freddie? Can't even use his name? What the ever living fuck?

He's still talking?!

Bale was robbed! I can't fucking stand the bugged eyed closet case.

R467, his parents are Egyptian but he was raised Christian.

MY crew! MY team!

Most immediate standing O of the night. He won and there's nothing you bitter haters can do about it.

Well, Rami -Another one hit wonder wins again! Shades of Haing S. Ngor

he was so phony when he kissed the girl. I dont like him now . You haters were right

Babs looked great, and got a well-deserved standing o, unlike most.

Good for Rami, too.

UH oh Rami just said that Freddie is “gay”

He’s gonna catch hell from the Bisexuals for that

Rami Malek already won an emmy for Mr. Robot.

Dorothy Malone died before the last ceremony.

The ROMA director was looking at his damn cell during Rami's speech. Tacky as fuck!

So many of you are really mentally ill. Like seriously. It's a prize show. Relax.

FUCK THAT NOISE!

Yes Lucy captured the heart of a bearding .contract. What a farce this is.

Glenn is doing Joan Crawford proud.....all she needed to completely pull it off is gold in the hair.

My thoughts exactly, r424. No award for that hammy performance.

I thought Rami was going to propose at the end of his speech.

Did he just refer to that bland blonde actress as the “heart of the film”? What a fucking disgrace. Yeah. The woman who was Freddie’s beard who just smiled vacantly stage offstage was the “heart” of the Freddie Mercury biopic. FFS.

Bohemian Rhapsody's multiple awards tonight ought to do wonders for Bryan Singer's career.

Freddie was closeted, but his closet was made of glass. He wore the SF clone look. He put out enough info that if you were gay, you recognized he was like you. If you were a homophobe, then he was discreet enough that you couldn't scream about something begin shoved down your throat.

He's so heterosexual!!

How dare you r503? the Oscars are akin to the DL Olympics. Hush.

Don't know r384, but r445 types like that schoolyard bully who is deeply confused and shamed by his secret love and lust for other men.

Dear Bradley Cooper,

Kindly FUCK OFF!

Love,

The Academy

"Lucy, you've captured my heart because you're a white blonde woman'

R493, Arab does not equate to Muslim. True most Arabs are Muslim but not necessarily.

R503 is a thrill at parties

Glenn is taking no chances! Even if she loses she still goes home with an Oscar... herself in that dress.

[quote]Did he just refer to that bland blonde actress as the “heart of the film”? What a fucking disgrace. Yeah. The woman who was Freddie’s beard who just smiled vacantly stage offstage was the “heart” of the Freddie Mercury biopic. FFS.

Moron, she's the one who brought him back from the brink.

nothing special about his speech at all......

I didn't quite get the same fake vibes I got from "I love you Diane!!" from Rami and the blonde chick

BR could win Best Picture. Wow.

r427 = Orlando Bloom

Thanks r476 for my laugh of the night.

If Glenn does win, that Oscar is going to look like her mini-me. I can't wait to see the pics.

Barbra, you are still an original. A wonderful ovation. I love it.

Well, I'm never mistaken for a raving lunatic, R518.

R515-

Dear Academy, If you don't want me showing up for these awards, THEN STOP NOMINATING ME!

Brads.

r487, I suspect they selected "America" because Malek is the son of immigrants, which he mentioned in his speech, and the song is about comparing America to the home country of immigrants.

A fucking Congressman. Now I've seen it all.

Freddy was gay. Just because he had sex with one woman doesn't mean he's not gay.

John Lewis????? haha. Fuck you to Trump.

Rami was raised Coptic Orthodox Christian.

Jesus. 100 posts in the past five minutes alone!

You bitches need to CALM DOWN. Drink some tea. Take some deep, cleansing breaths.

This whole show has been a whammie

He paid tribute to Freddie's life in the speech. I suppose the thanks was inherent.

Bo Rhap: 4

Black Panther: 3

Roma: 2

Green Book: 2

Link to part 6, people.

I think this actress is gay.

Get him off stage!

Who's the doddering old man?

[quote] The Movie Directed Itself!

Like The Mirror Has Two Faces.

R467 He's not an Arab he's a Copt.

I love this fringe dress.

The Wife 1

[quote] Dorothy Malone died before the last ceremony.

But she wasn't mentioned in last year's either. And they said it would be this year.

not including Dorthy Malone twice was shameful. Maybe no one complained or cared.

Mahershala Ali is going to set the record for the most Oscar wins by the time he is done mark my words.

Yeah, BR is most likely going to take BP. I'm not happy, but I'm resigned to it. I hope McCarthy pulls a huge upset. Would also be happy for Coleman.

Is he having a stroke? ?

Riz Ahmed's head is now exploding, he's so jealous of Rami!

Riz made nice with Rami at the Paris Dunhill fashion show a few weeks ago, they sat next to each other, they acted like pals. But Riz is super jealous of Rami's success.

He's nervous.

Yeah, she's gay.

[quote]A fucking Congressman. Now I've seen it all.

Google some burning crosses and swastikas R531 if it bothers you that much.

You fucking racist cunt.

Freddy Mercury loved the pussy!

I can't with all this race baiting

So basically between them, Gaga and Spike won half an Oscar tonight.

Why didn’t Rami thank Bryan Singer? So ungrateful.

Just what I was going to write, R500. He is fantastic in Mr. Robot and already won an Emmy that was very much deserved.

Who IS the doddering old man?

I prefer this take on Green Book.

She looks fucking gorgeous. What a dress!

I fucking hated Green Book.

No white hunks. No A-listers. Where the hell are the STARS??

I'm flashing back to Brokeback. Hold me! Hold me! Life is not worth living...

[quote]Who's the doddering old man?

His name is Rami Malek, and he may look like a 75-year-old Pete Davidson but HE'S AN OSCAR WINNER, DAMMIT.

Yeah... I'm thinking Green Book's gonna take picture.

what is so special about John Lewis ?

Rami looks like an ugly grasshopper

here we go!

He was always known as Marble Mouth in Atlanta in the 80s when I lived there

Frances is on the spectrum right?

Thank you Frances

Sam Rockwell is hot

Lmaoooo the power of Rami. He wins and the Comments skyrocket.

Bouncing over to Part 6

Brits give much better award speeches.

Has Mallek renounced his Egyptian citizenship to embrace America?

I know who he is R554, it doesn't mean his ass belongs at the Academy Awards. Fuck you.

Rami is beautiful

Very kind and humble person. You should be ashamed.

Let's be honest: Rami won because he's an immigrant. Much like Mahershala won for a movie written by the guy who made "There's Something About Mary" - and despite winning ONLY TWO YEARS AGO - because the Academy is overcompensating for Trump, Weinstein, #OscarsSoWhite, etc. Not racist: just fact.

Did John Lewis have a stroke?

No one told me Christian Slater was in this thing . Team Olivia!

R575 if miss brad won there would be much more bitch!

Amandla Stenberg is beautiful

This year's Oscars is brought to you by Dress Barn!

Still no makeup for Frances.

i hate the oscars

Mr. Robot starts shooting its final season in NYC tomorrow but I suspect will be shooting around Malek.

Rami was born in the USA. He’s not an immigrant

He's congressman John Lewis, R542. He fucking laid on barbed wire for civil rights.

Gaga herp lip

The last thread 🧵 went to 668. The record remains 677 from the first thread 🧵. Keep posting here as long as you can.

McCarthy and Coleman got the most cheers

Come on, G!

HOLY SHIT !!!!

Wtf!! Poor glenn

at least it wasn't gaga

Gaga was nominated? She is a modern day Pia Zadora.

SHOCKER

Holeeee Fuck!@!!!!

Wow good for Olivia

!!!!!!!!!!😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

[quote]i hate the oscars

begone with you then

WOW.

OMG!!!

FUCK fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

r591 shut up and go take it somewhere else

Split vote.

R582 No he has always been a much mouth.

DEAD

COLMAN TOTALLY DESERVED IT!!! SHE WAS AWESOME!!!

CATEGORY FRAUD

FUCKING CUNT

G jinxed herself in that gold number.

Dear god, poor Glenn.

"Effie, we ALL got pain!"

She wone in the UK but I didn't think it would translate to the USA.

Her dress is the worst.

No Glenn again.

She'll be another Paul Newman. She'll win when she doesn't attend.

Start the damn speech.

I am LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!

The academy loves British queens!

POOR Glenn!

FUCK!

I was sure the Mexican Indian was going to be the upset.

Olivia!!!!

Stupid Glenn and that dress!

There’s always next year

I know that Glenn is through with the Academy. I would be.

I feel devastated for Glenn.

FUCK YOU GLENN! YAY OLIVIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poor Glenn but at least Gaga didn't win. That would've been a total travesty.

When I saw The Favorite I knew the Academy would love Colman's performance since she looks completely unflattering and ugly in the film.

I now officially fucking hate Olivia Colman

Give Glenn a special award,

That's what she gets for wearing that dress. Overconfident.

Glenn lost? How embarrassing! She is just not that popular I guess.

He has a mush mouth because he was beat in the head during the civil rights movement.

I love Olivia Coleman from Broadchurch.

"This is not how it was meant to be" lolz

I'm so fucking sad right now

Have they shown Glenn's face?

Get the fucking Brit off the stage

I'm very glad an old pro won, because face it, there were two rank amateurs nominated. I'm glad that neither of them won.

BWAH HAHAHA HAHAHAHA!

HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HA HA AT THE GLENN STANS

I SAID THAT WHEN GLENN LOSES ID LAUGH

AND IM LAUGHING

HA HA HA

It's that fucking Crown effect! Voters think everyone involved is the greatest actor ever!

FUCKING TRAVESTY!

I don't even want to watch The Crown now. I hate her.

Julia Roberts is going to present Best Picture?

Super.

Viggo is hot, as always!

It was not a surprise. Maybe she’s as disliked as Lauren Bacall was.

Glad the academy voters didn't do the "she should win because..." It was a Lifetime Movie role. She's not dead yet. She will have another role that she really deserves an award for.

First time I've leapt out of my chair in joy watching the Oscars in over a decade!!! Magnificent!!!

Rami made a nice speech and looks handsome. I thought at one point he was going to come out.

The Lucy bearding thing is too much.

New thread link, i missed it

Keep pulling the 🧵 children

Glenn and Amy Adams should do a film called Unpopular and Unloved: The Story of Two Sad Sacks

So of the four key actor/actress categories three of the four winners won for playing gay roles and to our knowledge none of those actors are actually gay?

That dress Glenn is wearing is so pretentious just like Glenn. And her performance wasn't anything special Too bad too sad..

This is so wrong.

Holy fuck. Glenn must be SO pissed. Although Colman's performance WAS better and she did deserve it.

Glenn will win for Sunset Boulevard.

Academy Award Winner Lady Gaga

Academy Award Nominee Glenn Close

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Yea Olivia! Worth staying up for 😂

It's true the academy loves British queens! Even though Queen Anne was dud. And this particular movie about her was a very silly post-modern version.

It must be Roma for Best Picture.

Glenn was too smug at the end with her stupid dog.

Let us not forget that this night will be most remembered for Della making a Golden Girls joke.

Damn I hope ROMA doesn't win.

That director, who comes from vast wealth, is a fucking poseur snob and so fucking rude. He was looking at his fucking cell during Rami's speech. Learn some fucking decorum!

“Glenn is dressed like the award she’s going to win tonight!”

Lololololol

Part 6 for the person who asked

Keep pulling that 🧵 chillun. We’re getting the record

Post 672... is this a record?

This was all worth it to see Gaga’s dream shatter all over her face.

So correct this guy gave a speech an hour and a half ago right?

I guess AMPAS were the 99 people in the room who didn’t believe in her.

Sunset Boulevard will be made now with Meryl instead of Glenn.

THREAD 🧵 RECORD! WOO HOO!

How humiliating to show up at the after party in that gold dress when the no-name Brit has the Best Actress Oscar

CUARON!!!

All in all the worst Oscars show since Rob Lowe danced with Snow White.

Poor Glenn. I can’t breathe.

You don't remember the thread when Joan Crawford died. 1,782 replies.

Olivia Colman is not a nobody just because YOU are an ignorant hick and don't know her.

The previous 🧵 record was 677 since they started capping at 600. Well done children.

Alfonso’s kids look like spoiled Gucci wearing brats

Inn happy Coleman won in the ugliest dress. I love McCarthy. She will definitely get an Oscar in 5 years. McCarthy looked really pretty tonight too

How long can we keep this going, children. Pull that 🧶

687!

Muriel must have taken a coffee break.

Oh dear. Pink isn't Julia Roberts' color.

The SJW folk are going to have a shit fest about another white saving black film winning.

This is the longest 🧵. Can we get to 700?

Green Book wins best picture.

That ending was so odd.

A SECOND huge upset!

Not as odd as Rami’s awkward kissing.

Where is everybody? We’ve got a record-breaking 🧵 on our hands. Keep pulling that 🧶

So sad for Glenn.

What a shit show.

Is Muriel facedown and unresponsive again?

Hopefully Glenn brings it in Sunset Boulevard.

Over 700 posts. 🧵 record. Well done children. Good work pulling the 🧶

Glenn getting shafted must’ve knocked Muriel unconscious.

I don't understand why they couldn't have worked up a decent ending. It was almost like they told Julia Roberts to ad lib.

I lost my Oscar pool bet

Damn you Olivia...!