91st Academy Awards Thread - Part 2

Best dressed so far for me is Amy Poehler

Laura Dern using the words "my tribe" and "working for our art".

Did Evans wear the same suit from last year?

We NEED some Riz!

We sure do need some more hot men of color!

Gaga = Gorgeous

Somebody a few years ago said the word tribe to Laura Dern, and she has repurposed that for every interview since

We NEED some Reese not Riz!

Rami looks very good. But he looks old.

Amy Adams is so boring. Emma Stone should do better. Weisz is a mess.

Gemma Chan looks fab.

Glenn Close dresses up like an Oscar is tacky.

Coopers interview with Menounos was painful - what’s wrong with him?

Fuck off Riz Ahmed troll. No-one cares about him apart from you.

r8, I seriously detect the pain of The Closet in Cooper's distance.

Cooper is being a dick to everyone.

He must know he’s winning nothing

What's wrong with her? She seems stupid, unable to wing it.

Gaga looks gouda

I like the jewels, though, R13.

Spike looks like a Haitian cab driver

Gaga can't speak Italian.

I think Gaga looks like shit

I'm sorry, with that huge forehead, bug eyes, and tiny nose, Rami has textbook fetus-face.

Bradley's got the strangest demeanor. I wonder how he'll perform tonight...

R15 he doesn’t look Haitian

Christian Bale is wearing the same old suit that he always does. He knows he's not leaving his seat tonight.

Ok. Who is predicting a Colman upset?

Bradley looks like he’s on the verge of a meltdown. He is so entitled, he can’t handle not being the center of all the craze

Is Babs presenting Best Song to Gaga?

Does anyone have a link for streaming where I need not sign in?

Who the fuck is Spike Lee's fashion consultant,The Joker?

Not predicting but hopeful.

Who’s missing?

R22 You know Colman's winning this, right?

Seacrest ruins the red carpet arrival show.

I really hope for upsets tonight.

Bradley is about to sing in front of 1 billion people with the biggest pop star in the world

I’m not surprised if he’s distracted right now

Did someone throw down a tarp for Glenn or is that why she has that long train? She has IBS you know.

R2 Tribe...isn't she a WASPess?

Cooper, like Clooney, is the corporate-approved A-lister, so everyone is required to suck up to him constantly, even though he did nothing remarkable with a very tired remake of a remake of a remake.

[quote]Who’s missing?

Lupita!

R29 Yes I feel she is winning this I predicted Rylance's win so I hope I'm right about Olivia too.

R32 he’s singing with Britney Spears?

Re: Colman. Me.

The ones I'm pulling the hardest for are Regina King and Into the Spider-Verse.

Roma, being the best movie of the year, clearly can't win.

Constance Wu is presenting Best Song.

Oddly, Serena Williams is presenting Star is Born.

Also hoping for upsets

I hope that another La La Land/Moonlight fuck up happens since there will be no host to straighten it out

Gaga's look is underwhelming. It's almost dull!

Nah, Lupita's already been photographed on the red carpet.

The only acting nominee I've yet to see is Olivia Colman.

She's apparently a huge fan of the film, R40.

Shocked Rockwell’s Wife is allowing him to interview without her

Why is Gaga wearing that huge piss-yellow gem?

A sapphire would have been a better choice.

I just laughed for 5 minutes straight at someone calling out Gaga’s pinheaded in the first thread. I love you bitches so much.

And damn, Latifah gained ALL the weight back.

Chris Evans looks bad. Classic tuxes are the way to go.

Where IS Goldie HAWN

Rumor that Whoopi is going to host.

Never mind! OLIVIA'S PRESENT!

The Queen

Rockwell looks like Christian Bale if eh was going all method.

[quote]Fuck off Riz Ahmed troll. No-one cares about him apart from you.

How about YOU fuck off? How's your 400LB life in your momma's basement? This broadcast must be the highlight of your miserable year.

MORE Riz! He's so hot!

Glenn’s dress is ugly

I hope the upset happens in Director. Anyone but Cuaron.

I find Malek kind of cute but he has kind of buck teeth, right? Couldn’t he have emphasized those naturally so we could have been spared those fucking awful false teeth?

Chris Evans looks hung over.

R50, and looking GLAMOROUS!

Why the fuck is the seachrest troll still there after metoo!?

Seacrest looks minuscule next to Allison Janney

Where is Harvey W????

R56 those eyebags are not cute

Glenn looks like a melting Yankee candle

What if Glenn (or any of them) lose to the woman in Roma. It is her first time acting!

5 MINS TIL SHOWTIME!

[quote]Seacrest looks minuscule

FTFY.

Enjoying Janney's look

Can someone find and post a Glenn's dress pic?

Cicely Tyson is wearing...a thing.

Olivia looks great.

Wtf Seacrest is taller than Rockwell?? How short are these people?

I was also expecting someone like Janney to tower over Seacrest, but she's not. Is Ryan taller than I think? I've always heard he is a little guy.

Never saw Gaga's!!

Christ on a crutch R4, just fucking die already.

And you're high off your pinhead if you think that freak is hot.

I am so turned off by Seacrest. He has zero personality and is a ambition and zero talent. He would have made a good banker.

How did he get to be the go to host when he has zero carisma?

Where is Quvanzhane Wallis?

are they bending backwards to have so many ethnic nominees and prob winners???/

For r68.

Seacrest carries around a stool.

All hail the queen.

G can't lose.

Poor Glenn, she must be so overwhelmed and confused. She put on her Wikanda costume tonight

Awful

Cicely forgot to put away a Christmas ornament and instead decided to carry it around all night.

Allison Janney is too old to be wearing her hair that long.

Skinny frog fish

I am LIVING for a Colman win!!

Emma Stone looks like a cobra.

Glenn losing when she came dressed as a damn Oscar would be too much for me. She's gotta take home this thing.

Cooper is on drugs. Which ones? I dunno. Coke AND Benzos and Ritalin.

Colman's dress is excellent. Love the green.

Jesus, Rachel - Who designed that dress???

I swear if Glenn loses while wearing a golden dress...

[quote]Poor Glenn, she must be so overwhelmed and confused. She put on her Wikanda costume tonight

If she signs something from Sunset.... well I just wanna say I've got chorus boys all over that theatre.

[quote]are they bending backwards to have so many ethnic nominees and prob winners???/

Are you bending over backwards to pitch a hissy over it?

Tessa Thompson went simpler, lighter, less pounds of fabric tonight vs. what she wore yesterday to the Spirit Awards

I can’t wait for the sore loser looks!

Close's dress is a hit.

Her train derails it.

Queen Olivia

Is there a live stream I can watch?

Damn, Rachel was in a rush! She ran out of the beauty parlor with her smock still on!

It'd be profoundly embarrassing if Glenn lost. Let's just hope everything goes according to plan.

flabbergasted at the tackiness of outfits of glenn and r weitz….gag

We did, r91

Where is all the Hollywood Royalty? It’s all a bunch of Golden Globe and Emmy award attendees.

Colman looks like she's having a ball.

Glenn’s dress weighs 42 pounds and has 4 million jewels.

Here we go!🎬

We want upsets, let the lady from The Favorite win! and other upsets plz god

r98 She looks radiant as hell!

I like the E! commentater

OMGAHHHH ADAM LAMB !!!!!!!

I can’t help but feel like Glenn is the Hillary Clinton of oscars. Preparing myself for an upset.

YAAAAAAS!!!! THIS IS AN OPENING

Olivia Colman, nominated for 'The Favourite,' has appeared in 280 separate British television shows for a total of 290 episodes.

It's 4 million beads, not jewels.

He sucks compared to the original!

I blush for the stars jamming out right now

This show is already a winner!

So many of them are so stiff.... it's we will fuckimng rock you! Where are the drugs?

[quote] Wtf Seacrest is taller than Rockwell?? How short are these people?

Seacrest is listed as 5ft 7 in Sam Rockwell is listed as 5 ft 9 in. So either someone is wearing lifts or lying.

I have called that The Favourite wins Best Picture!!!!!!!

And Richard E Grant in SUpporting;

Glenn wins Best Actress.

Has anybody even seen the Favorite yet? Or Greenbook for that matter?

Both come to DVD in early March.

Amazon wants $20 to watch greenbook.

Oscars trying to be all Grammy Awards.

Adam will never be Freddie

Adam Lambert can’t wipe Freddie’s ass

Allison Janney oh my

Tess Thompson looks stunning.

I’m still so pissed about Cooper. I actually love him and think he’s legit talented. But his shit attitude about ASIB snubs is so gross and entitled.

Adam doesn't sound near as good as Freddie.

I'm already bored.

Freddie trolls have arrived!

R20 That came directly from my Haitian housekeeper Georgette.

Take it up with her.

Music for morons.

So it’s come to this: a cover band opening the Oscars.

Adam’s not trying to be Freddie.

He’s fabulous in his own right.

Glenn "rocking out" to that queen. Performing with Queen. How adorable!

Zzzz get on with it already

I don’t care if he isn’t as good as Freddie. He’s good and it’s better than a painful 10 minute long Kevin Hart monologue that isn’t the least bit funny.

Adam looks pretty fuckable, and I'm not usually into him.

R129 Me too. And what's worse, it's 2 AM over here. The only reason I decided to stay up and watch this shitfest is to see Glennie finally win an Oscar.

Why are they singing songs from Queen?

Brian May is 300 years old but can still play.

'A Star Is Born' may be popular among Academy voters who believe rewarding it with Best Picture may be the only way to end the ceaseless deluge of remakes

I've seen Queen w/AL and they're okay. AL over does it.

Why are they doing this it is soo lame lol

I'm just waiting for the In Memoriam segment, to be honest.

Amen R137...andR138

[quote]Wtf Seacrest is taller than Rockwell?? How short are these people?

Seacrest stands on a box when he interviews. Miss Ryan is 5-7, Rockwell is 5-9, I just looked it up.

Coop knowing it’s going to be a Rami win .

They had to fill time somehow.

R141 He's 70 I think

Glenn isn't going to win. The Wife was too bad a film. It's ridiculously terrible. Career prize or not, they won't give her an award for that embarrassing pile of shit.

Oscar nominee Olivia Colman's extraordinary extended close-up in @The_Favourite is one of the most indelible moments from what may be 2018's single greatest performance

r139 Another 2 AMer here!

That was QUEEN you fucktards.

I got tearful seeing those shots of Freddie.

Speaking of Meryl, the interesting irony tonight is that the best musical released last year isn't one of the crapfests nominated, but the sequel to "Mamma Mia!"

R139 wins the Good Soldier Cookie of the night.

Coop was the “hot guy” from Hangover a decade ago. He needs to get a grip.

Oh my God Adam Lambert stole Seinfeld puffy shirt and dyed it black! The height of a terrible fashion catastrophe.

Where’s Adam Driver sitting?

There wasn't a fucking cheap seat in that house that Lambert didn't play to.

Lambert is 185 cm

R153 Which country?

No Timmy. Yikes.

R158 Yes now he looks like Barry Manilow's overbotoxed sister

Fuck. Give it up bitches, Glenn is winning.

No host :(

[quote]Seacrest stands on a box when he interviews. Miss Ryan is 5-7, Rockwell is 5-9, I just looked it up.

Is Allison Janney 6'6"? She TOWERED above him, box or not.

Queen without Freddy ain’t Queen. Why did they bother ?

If Barbra doesn’t present ASIB over someone who shouldn’t even be on the show I’m gonna be mad.

Musto already bitching on Twitter:

[quote]When I think movies, I think "We Are The Champions" with repeated reaction shots of Kacey Musgraves.

Great start. Adam can legit bring it.

R154 without freddie it aint queen!

Shut your whore mouth R164.

Just shut the fuck up.

Timmy declined to present

I enjoyed the opening. And think Lady Gaga looks great!

What the hell happened to Katharine Ross?

r163 Me too, bitch!

[quote]It'd be profoundly embarrassing if Glenn lost. Let's just hope everything goes according to plan.

Bwa hah ha! BWA HAH HAH! BWA HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!

[quote]Where’s Adam Driver sitting?

on Charlize's face

Just rub in that won't You Be My Neighbor wasn't nominated, why don't you.

I wish Deacy agreed to play with them.

the Won't You Be My Neighbor? snub was the most disgraceful thing ever.

Good open though.

Oh Mya.

Fugliest set ever.

Chris Evan's brother is looking hot

Scott Evans is there with brother Chris.

First presenters = the SNL gals from TV? Where is the Hollywood royalty?

For R73.

Enjoy!

Oh look! The three women that should be hosting but totally aren't hosting but are?

Won't You Be My Neighbor was a much better film than Bohemian Rhapsody. We all know this is true.

These three hosts are funny

Chris brought his brother. So sweet.

These three should host!

Katherine Ross looks great for seventy-fucking-nine r176.

Love Simon was getting a lot of clips in that intro, it isn't even nominated is it?

What’s wrong with Poehler’s face?

Bradley Cooper is a smug asshole.

The Graduate was 51 years ago, so do the math re Katharine Ross...

The lesser people presenting BP are going to be dressed by Walmart.

They're fucking hilarious.

Jeez, is Maya pregnant AGAIN?!

Mahershala is leaving the fucking hat on?!!

Why did they break tradition ?

R177 Small world, eh? But I'm already getting sleepy. I'm not sure I'm gonna make it until the end. Oh well, there will always be youtube clips to watch tomorrow if I don't.

First thing abc got right

Dear god, why AREN'T they hosting?

Tina has good hair.

omg even Amy's clip is boring.

[quote]What’s wrong with Poehler’s face?

She's getting older? You know, like a normal person.

The Lawrence Welk Tribute Orchestra has found it's missing suit on Chris Evans.

Because they didn't want to r207.

Walmart?

They could of at least got Target.

Amy Poehler looks oily

Audience reactions are so phony.

Did Tina and Amy turn down hosting?? Or weren't they asked?

The image of Mercury was a nice touch.

Amy Poehler looks so fucking weird.. She definitely has the power dyke look down pat. And Maya Rudolph looks like she's wearing a curtain how gauche!

Emma’s dress is hideous!

I hate that movie because a woman gets bear and no one cares.

Rockwell will present actress with McDormand. They fucked this up.

Go Marina!

Where is Sam Rockwell???

I'm relieved there is no host.

REGINA!!!

R115 4 million whatever. I love whatever they are.

Thank goodness Regina won!

Congrats to brenda

Good for Regina!

Who is the SEX ON A STICK with Emma Stone??? YUM!

WOOOOOT!!!

QUEEN! SAG snub, BAFTA snub, didn't matter!

Awww Chris helping her up the stairs.

Regina King, a real talent

I love Sam Rockwell sexy little dance in the movie Charlie’s Angels

YAAAAAAAAAAAASH!

REGINA!!

She's always so good, glad to see her get some recognition.

She looks like a million dollars. The lighting inside is very good.

If she talks about race. I’m turning the sound off.

Set is weird. What does it remind me of?

R233 anytime she was nominated she won

Mackenzie Phillips is there with Emma Stone!

Chris Evans is such a gentleman.

Editor, please redtag and ban R228 for racist flamebait IMMEDIATELY!

Blocked 228

I love this woman. Ever since 227!!

COME ON, CANT WE HAVE SOME UPSETS

EV body knew regina would win. geez

Lovely speech.

When Glenn wins, Amy takes over as the actress with the most nominations bu no wins.

Regina King's the real thing. Never a bad performance.

Did Amy Poehler get fashion advice from Diane Keaton?

So deserving so happy for Regina.

Maya Rudolph always looks pregnant. WTF?

So hazy for Regina, from a kid on a TV sitcom, to Oscar winner, fabulous!

Everybody's crying.

[quote]Chris brought his brother. So sweet.

Chris needs a coke connection for the parties.

Regina you did it! Will a white win something tonight?

This was the one I was hoping for the most.

R250 she sucked as Brenda lol

Evans looks like he’s gonna cry

Mirren knocks it out of the park. Great as ever.

ide never block any one, is a sign of censorship and small minds. let the bigots bury themselves with their mouth and mean words.

Helen and Jason. What a combo.

F&F r228

R228... *yawn*

No shout out to Marla Gibbs?!

No fair - god wanted King to win.

Congratulations, Helen Mirren!

Lovely gown, mega-hot arm candy.

TV Stahs!

james ROID momosa ! what a mess

Regina's WHITE HEEALS have got to GO!

Look at that ugly man.

why is Mackenzie Phillips there

Loved Reginas simple speech. No politics. All love.

I wonder if Calvin will be getting any tonight?

Anyone else pick up the canned laughter? I did....

Helen looks good even in HD

Is Regina a fundie?

I’m happy Regina won. I forgot about 227. She’s always Marcee Tidwell to me.

I'm going to watch Poetic Justice later in her honor.

Okay, "Free Solo" HAS to win Best Documentary!

One of those rare films that is heart-stoppingly suspenseful, and heart-stoppingly beautiful at the same time.

Chris likes them black......Chris and Regina as a couple?

Jason’s tailor? Doesn’t exist.

love that rock climber, So sexy.....great stuff he did on u tube: fun

I can't stand this buffon.

Helen's bling. Yass!

UGH. The livestream on Hulu is about ten seconds behind! You bitches SPOILED King's win for me!!!

Documentaries that no one has seen.

So HAPPY for Regina....

R273 had to bring god into it though

RBG for the win......

R272 Maybe she's dating that dyke Emma Stone

Did Regina just flash some - 'gina?

Helen looks AMAZING, per usual.

Will you be my Oscar? No? MOTHERFUCKERS.

I have NO wish to see any of these docos.

R228 hasn't posted anything else in this thread -- it's apparently someone who had a second browser ready so he could spout off with the n-word and know that even if he got FFed it wouldn't matter.

It'd be nice if DL would do something about the system being so easily manipulated.

Just Minding the Gap and it was excellent.

omg Free Solo was breath taking !!!!! plus he gots ten inches!

I guess Amy Adams can fuck off home now, or at least to the bar with Rachel and Emma.

Ooooooo someone said a swear!

Jason Momoa sold his soul to the devil in exchange for fame and fortune, right?

No other explanation

r286 I have the same problem. I just won't scroll too far when the winner is about to be announced.

Amy Adams knew she wasn't winning.

The aspie rock climber won an award.

YES!! "FREE SOLO" IS AN AWESOME MOVIE AND IT DESERVED TO WIN!

And unlike most documentaries, it got a fairly wide theatrical release. It was sold out when I saw it in my town.

Jason Momoa is a spectacular looking man, but, as a screen presence, the bag of cement in the corner of my garage has more charisma.

First bleep of the night Oh Shit.

[quote]Jason’s tailor? Doesn’t exist.

He's in Karl Lagerfeld, couture. One of Karl's last designs. Jason mentioned it on the red carpet.

RBG was robbed.

Praise God!

Will Arnett was far too hot for Poehler.

Wrap it up, bitches

R301 he was gorgeous what are you bitch talking about?

Go away with your undeserved award.

I can see this lady’s panties.

Mamoa kisses the men and women on the cheek. Love that.

She's wearing Chanel. BOW DOWN, BITCHES.

[quote]plus he gots ten inches!

OK I need more information on this.

Porker is fugly.

You SHOULD see FREE SOLO. It is astounding.

Do you think Elena Kagan and Sonia Sotomayor are over at RBG's watching with her and having too many pinot grigios (and, of course, Sonia's HOT and SPICY guacamole)?

Remember when that guy proposed to his wife onstage last year?

Ha ha ha ha

FYI the dorky guy on the right of the documentary winners was Alex Honnold, the greatest mountain climber in the world.

Who is a total dork when he's not climbing.

Jason Mamoa I love you! I love Asian girls Chanel dress Love the dress

Was that husband and wife just fighting as they left the stage with their Oscars?!?

r316 That was nice.

Free Solo is visually stunning in IMAX.

What time are they handing out Best Actress?

Too bad Jussie's hoax unraveled before the Oscars, otherwise he would have presented and got a standing ovation.

Queen Tyler Perry is presenting?

R309 What did Ruth Bader Ginzburg mean when she said —"Our brethren must take their feet off our necks"?

I don't understand the context.

God favors her and condemned the other nominees

More about Alex Honnold’s ten inches, please.

Who's the jug-eared cutie who accepted with the Free Solo winners?

RBG was better.

Who has got 10 inches, the skinny Asian dude?!

How can that boy climb mts with jus fingers????

JASON

[quote]Queen Tyler Perry is presenting?

YES, he's presenting hole.

[quote]Remember when that guy proposed to his wife onstage last year?

That was at the Emmys.

Didn't anyone tell momoa he looked like shit?

Khal Drogo is still alive!

She was talking about men holding women back from being equal members of society r331

He’s referring to that woman’s 10” clitoris

R341 you are blind.

R336 Surely you jest

Jason and his 10 inches, no wonder Lisa Bidet ALWAYS looks so exhausted and worn out!

Justice and Aeisha are getting into the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame and winning an Oscar in the same year. You go girls!

Best it atheist asshole!

R337, Honnold can climb mountains with just his fingers because he has the strongest fingers in the world.

Really, he does chin-ups with just a couple of fingers!

Pics of the 10 incher penis of the climber.

I want another movie starring Regina and Janet!

R348 fuck off janbot!

I love Poetic Justice

Glenn's reaction to Adam and Queen performance

Where's Riz Ahmed? Rumor has it he is quite hung. Never judge a man by his skinny body.

Apparently the Oscars set was designed by Hamilton designer David Korins.

I don't know who this is.

Who dis bald guy?

Who said that Whoopi was hosting?

Where are the pics of Janet's supposed 10 inch penis?

Tom Morello, I LOVE him, he's sex on a stick! One of my fave musicians.

Rage Against the Machine dude @ 359!

Tom Morello is sexy with a sexy voice.

Do you think there was time to add Chris Burrous to the "In Memoriam" segment?

R361 janet reno?

LOVE ELSIE FISHER!

Tom Morello???

Bale using his gravelly Batman voice as Dick Cheney and still got a nomination. Please. His nomination was for gaining weight.

Love the presenter’s red tux.

That's a lot of look!

luv the movie set, old timey movie theatre on acid.

This camera is too close

ugh another woman wearing a suit

The set design is a tribute to Trump's hairdo.

I'm digging the no host thingy.

Damn, Morello looks great and did a fantastic job with his bit.

So if Whoopi isn’t hosting, Joy was telling the truth that she is seriously ill.

Adding her to my 2019 celebrity death list.

There, that's the only award that Vice should get.

wow, lukewarm applause for Vice, it was ok, but a comedy bout that creep?????

Elsie Fisher is adorable

They need to do this no-host thing from here on out. 95 percent less cringe.

Was that Adam from Girls sitting behind Regina King? WTF?

Was that fat Chris Evans sitting by Regina’s mother? Was he her date?

Did they just flash to John Mulaney? What’s he doing there?

Stephan James is beautiful

[quote] luv the movie set, old timey movie theatre on acid.

Lol. Good description.

They would have but they couldn’t get the rights to use the DJ lights R364

I hope Morello and boys from Rage Against The Machine are growers not showers

What a struggle speech, just like the movie.

yea, great idea: no host to be smarmy n icky

OK this needs to stop.

Fuckin moe larry n curly

ENOUGH, R356.

Fucking ENOUGH.

Best speech ever

John Mulaney would be a good host

R382, seriously? Adam from Girls is now the star of "BlacKKKlansman" and the final three "Star Wars" movies.

That green gown is so Sweeny Sisters

This is why they wanted to present this category during the fucking commercial.

Whoa that was cringe

god thse 3 fuks cant even read off the paper

Cringiest acceptance speech ever lol

Okay these three makeup people are annoying. I can see them starring in a new "Golden Girls" together.

Get these 3 to a grease fire STAT

Absolutely Loving this No-Host format.

OMG get off the stage you assholes.

That guy is a dick

R379 Vice like last year's The Post is just virtue signaling shlock

Give them the hook - please!

I don't even know who most of these people are. There are no more real stars and or glamour at these things.

[quote] God favors her and condemned the other nominees

Regina never said anything about god wanting her to win the award.

She said that god is good in her life, and she feels blessed for having a good life.

There's a big difference between what Regina said, and what your typical fundie blowhard says about god WANTING them to win.

I love Regina, and her speech was very humble and very "to the point." I wish all Oscar speeches were like that.

This make up team is really tacky.

lol, r390 and r392.

Didn't they want to get rid of the on air make up category?

They should have given out that award in the commercial and saved us from that.

And that’s why they should have relegated THAT category to the commercial break.

poor fat Melissa, will do ANYTHING FOR ONE LAFF

The speech sucked, but they deserved the win.

I would love to see Melissa McCarthy pull an upset win.

Hair was terrible in Vice. Too many bad wigs.

I bought a digital copy of Free Solo. Only 10 bucks. I wish I could have seen it in 3d.

Who is this fat black guy ?

Seriously, they just need to keep this no host thing.

Wikipedia says Bale won Is it true?

PLAY THEM OFF!

Ok that was funny.

ANyone else think ballad of buster Scruggs was boring as fuk????

I'd be fine with either The Favourite or Black Panther winning.

[quote]Seriously, they just need to keep this no host thing.

Yeah but at this pace this'll be over in an hour.

Love her!

God leaned in on Regina King but said fuck you to Emma Stone, Amy Adams, Rachel and the others. What a horrible speech and what an ego! I regret voting for her now. Actually she didn’t even need my vote, God already preordained it because he was always watching out for her and she prayed the loudest.

I love McCarthy. And she should win (but won’t). She was amazing in CYEFM.

Mellissa’s puppet skills are mad.

[quote]Damn, Morello looks great and did a fantastic job with his bit.

Tom makes me all tingly! I met him a few years ago, I could barely speak to him, he's even hotter in person! He's Italian and black like me, so we talked about that. We have mutual friends in common too.

[quote]ANyone else think ballad of buster Scruggs was boring as fuk????

I thought it was excellent. I'm glad it garnered three nominations tonight!

Is that Bishop Don Magic Juan with Melissa?

Why is black panther so popular ?????

That costume shtick was dumb

R426 fuck you, racist cunt. Every moron thanks god.

The only reason she got it is because Sandy Powell’s a total cunt.

They're hitting all the diversity quotas tonight. Great!

#OscarsSoBlack AT LAST!

R429, pic of you please

How bout no speeches. They were rude to shut the makeup ppl down tho.

Hate me if you must, but this was one of the most well-deserved nominations Black Panther got.

Who is this mouth agaped bald guy reacting to Melissa McCarthy?

SIT DOWN SPIKE LEE U OLD FURD.

Worst costumes ever! Melissa McCarthy should be put out to pasture. She makes the girl from this is us look skinny right now.

Well deserved Oscar for BP.

I think this show has been funnier so far than it has been in a long time.

Instead of the Costume Design fashion show, we get this unfunny shit. That's one reason why the Oscars is dying.

[quote] There are no more real stars and or glamour at these things.

And no mystique!

R432 it’s a buhlack thing.

Me too r416

Is there a no host bar?

IS that Beyoncé’s mother winning an Oscar??

Great speech!

OMG Cicely Tyson is 94!

We are in for a long one....

Would it have been funnier with Kevin Hart?

Why does everyone stand? Are these awards lifetime achievements? Are they a mindless Broadway audience?

Agreed. Why is Black Panther such big shit?

[quote] That costume shtick was dumb

I thought it was hilarious, might be the only time I laugh tonight.

I LOVE how unhinged the ANTI-Riz Troll is becoming. I LOVE it.

YOU get a grip, LOOOOL

R432 because #oscarssowhite.

[quote]#OscarsSoBlack AT LAST!

Did you miss those three tired white people who won Makeup & Hair?

LOL beyonces momma. best all day

Chris Evans tux is atrocious.

Sam Rockwell, R441.

LOVE the shot of J-Lo backstage with complete bitch face.

Then she notices the camera and LIGHTS UP.

R440 is correct: the costumes in "Black Panther" were both FIERCE and deeply enmeshed in traditional African design that required a massive amount of research and design work.

The costumes in Black Panther were an impressive achievement, can't see how you begrudge this win.

Kevin Hart would have been a ratings disaster for ABC. He’s obnoxious as hell.

what is Riz???

[quote]I hope Morello and boys from Rage Against The Machine are growers not showers

Tom still has the best looking dick in that naked band photo and the biggest/thickest too.

[quote]Did you miss those three tired white people who won Makeup & Hair?

You don't get it do you? White people could win the rest of the awards, but if one black person wins then it taints the whole show!

Ruth Carter “This has been a long time cumming!”

Wow! What an ego! She’s acting like she was snubbed and finally won.

The Riz troll is a retard.

Too much CGI in Black Panther

Since they have no host, I would've thought they'd give a few more second for each speech. Some of these people dream about their Oscar speech since childhood, only to be played off.

Chris Evans seems nice... he's all smiley... he helped that black lady with her train... what's the scoop? Never heard of him. Also are there naked pictures of him on the Internet?

JLO is such a joke of a whore, her man must be double down dumb

Was that really Beyonce's mom?

Black Panther is not oscar-worthy at all! One of the worst films to be nominated ever. This is a pure embarrassment. A decent superhero film but it does not deserve to be in the Oscars.

The fashion is the best it's been in a long time. The women are taking chances again and being creative, which is what the red carpet needs.

If you're gonna play it safe, make it look magnificent. Regina King looked like the bride at a Royal Wedding. Glamorous. Not a society matron at a Tavern on the Green fundraiser like so many have been.

Think Carter was the first black to win in this category? The standing o was ridiculous though.

Chris Evans looks old and bloated.

yes, Evans has a just ok dick, good ass tho, as he is a bottom and gay

For months I've been predicting that "Black Panther" would win for Best Costumes! And that it won't win for Best Picture.

Face it, the BP nom was a way to recognize Marvel films for Excellence In Making Shit-Tons of Money, not a serious nomination.

Riz.

Its wonderful to not have a host!

Black Panther deserved that award. The costumers were amazing.

I don’t see the issue here. It’s deserved.

Even if it didn’t get Best Picture nod it would get that nod

I have a feeling Black Panther is winning Best Picture.

[quote]what's the scoop? Never heard of him.

You've never heard of Chris Evans...?

Evan's did a sexy shoot before, but no nudes. His gay brother's pics are on the internet machine though.

Me, too, R488.

If you want longer time for speeches, they need to learn how to talk and give it efficiently

R471 guess some just don’t understand why only 12 percent of the us population DESERVES 50/50 representation and wins!

[quote]Chris Evans tux is atrocious.

That’s because he gained 30 pounds after he put in the order for the tux.

I did not get Black Panther either, unreal....

Lady Gaga dancing to Adam Lambert and Queen

Fuck you, Walmart!

Some trivia: Tom Morello used to be an exotic dancer!

"When I graduated from Harvard and moved to Hollywood, I was unemployable. I was literally starving, so I had to work menial labor and, at one point, I even worked as an exotic dancer. 'Brick House' (by the Commodores) was my jam! I did bachelorette parties and I'd go down to my boxer shorts. Would I go further? All I can say is thank God it was in the time before YouTube! You could make decent money doing that job – people do what they have to do."

You guys feed too many trolls on here.

[Quote] I LOVE how unhinged the ANTI-Riz Troll is becoming.

Agree! She was always a whore!

Christ, "American Idol" is still on?? Why???

The Academy likes to give all of the Best Pic nominees some kind of award. Vice just got Makeup & Hair, BP just got Costume Design. Even if they don't win Best Pic they at least got crumbs.

refreshing request for r429 pic

Black Panther had great reviews, compare it to the reviews Bohemian Rhapsody got. How did the piece of crap get nominated?

Black Panther made over $700 million just here. Get over it.

Industry doesn't give a shit about reviews.

R468 Would Kevin Hart be more or less obnoxious than Chris Rock?

Black Panther is severely overrated. Bohemian Rhapsody flat out sucks.

Cliffs of Freedom? WTF? I thought it was a spoof.

Why is jlo so hated.

cause I hate her too, so many mean storys bout her fuktardedness.

Get ready for more bitching!

JLo should have her hair in an up do

another BP win

Black Panther has won 2 now.

omg miss thing in her red look at me mess

Adam and Queen will perform Who Wants to Live Forever for Memoriam segment.

I miss Kevin ❤️！

All diversity and inclusion Oscars!

More BP wins!

Chris Evans wrapped his final Avengers appearance a couple months back. Did he decide to let himself go? He's about two sandwiches away from full-on bear status.

J Lo is so hot.

Now, that's a Stah Strut.

Hate on JLo all you want but that woman puts on a show, and I love her for it.

You’re on my dress!

'will u hold this for me'....GIT OFF THE STAGE LADY

Why Is Jlo there dressed as a disco ball??

You get a standing o! You get a standing o!

Tension between Chris and jlo, did he reject her backstage advances?

[quote]You guys feed too many trolls on here.

You don't get it, the anti-celebrity trolls are actually much WORSE and annoying than the actual super-stans on DL. With their incessant posts telling others to stop mentioning their fave celebs

The need to fuck off, they ruin so many threads here.

Oh this is gonna be extra.

agency and self worth? safe space?

Oh, fuck.

R521 Let’s hope! Woof!

Jlos dress reminding me of the thing

Oh, dear.

Though I'm not a fan of Black Panther (honestly, as far as superhero movies go, I thought Aquaman was vastly superior), but I'll admit that the costumes and production design in the film is terrific.

She really broke down quickly. Yikes.

SAFE SPACE !!!!!!!

What's up with the gold chain across her face?

This is what inclusion rider looks like!

Black Panther sweep was not a sentence I expected to type.

Yes, let's wait while you pull up your speech ON YOUR FUCKING IPHONE. Jesus.

All these women needing a hand up the stairs to the stage.

Shouldn't they put a ramp in place, at least until super-high heels go out of style?

Yay BP!!

GET OFF MY DRESS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am living for this blind lady reading her speech from her iPhone 8 Plus.

Isn't it time for the music?

That dress is really awful.

Who is this gigantic tranny in red froufrou winning for Best set Design?

GOLIATH

Is this the first speeeh off a phone?

Is she gonna let the other guy talk?

OP I hope you have the next thread for part 3 almost ready to make live. Great job so far keeping up. This is moving even faster than I thought it would.

Chris Evans has had way too much Botox, especially in the crows-feet area.

It just makes your face look fatter. Bad move.

Get off!

Get of my fucking dress!

winners reading their speeches with no spontaneity are GROSSSS

is miss red dress crashing from tweek???

Kind of a bitch, yes?

You're stupid, r133. Yeah, Brian May and Roger Taylor.....

This bih is really gonna take up her co winner's time, isn't she?

I was hoping for Favourite but okay with BP.

oh, boy.

R551 - newp.

I could swear the casino set in BP was very similar to one in a recent 007 film

R551 no what a bitch

She's irritating. Reading off of her fucking phone? How dreadful.

Lens Dunham is sitting in a robe nursing her Fibromyalgia with Ring Dings while her Girls costar Adam Driver sits second row on the aisle

That’s gotta hurt

I think Black Panther will be this year's Mad Max: wins a lot of below-the-line stuff. Who knows though.

R538, the gold chain helps her visually establish her personal SAFE SPACE. It also keeps people from touching her face, because it's so tender to the touch.

No host is working so well I think after that next year we should have no winners.

What kind of idiot writes her speech on a phone when seconds count?

No wonder the powers-that-be didn't want the behind-the-scenes awards to be given out during the broadcast.

Wow, she's like the Energizer Bunny.

oh,dear, tyler.

Shut up lady. Go do some more blow in the bathroom.

Her speech was terrible because it was all about HER.

"I just wanna thank my crew ... oh fuck, my DIVA co-winner just took up all my goddamn time!!!"

Miss Tyler is speaking

Spiderverse was miles better than Black Panther. It was honestly better than any BP noms I’ve seen this year.

Will this be Alfonso's first win of the night?

Did she thank God?

Miss perry went overboard with teeth bleaching yikes

Ruby Red Dress's co-winner got ONE thank you in.

HA!!!!

I vote no speeches next year

Come out, Miss Tyler

The white guy didn't even get a chance to speak. Welcome to the future, bitches!

This would be a good time for Tyler to come out

Madea wears her sunglasses at night.

I know, old lena gave him his start and now she is......a bloat.

looove adam, butch, hung, good sex and ass

Here's part 3 R552.

This is hard work!

Cold War or Never Look Away deserves the Cinematography Award.

I do think it is rude that she didn't consider her co-winner, this was his moment as well.

ALFONSO!!!

Nobody seems to care if their speech is too long. If you cut off a black people will think you are racist.

Why isn't Tyler Perry in character as Madea?

Alfonso so classy, unlike most of these retards....

I saw a story that bookies stopped taking bet on Best Director because there was an influx of bets for Yorgos Lanthimos. They think it got leaked who won.

You're watching the death of the Oscars.

The Roma people will be deported backstage.

Is Black Panther going to win BP?

So shaming the Oscars into presenting cinematography award on-air worked!

Cold War

Cuaron needs to thank Netflix for spending $30M on his Oscar campaign.

This will be the first of many ROMA wins

The chunk is looming Tyler. Get back on the keto.

yum-oooooooooo

Love those 2 chicks from Roma:: sweet and deserving.

LOL R597

sex-oooooooooo

And the Oscar goes to "Roma" only because BP wasn't nominated!

another awful speech

Alfonso kept it short because he’ll be making several other speeches tonight

So refreshing without a host !!! no kevin hart lame jokes or flatuence

RBD song!!!!

I was hoping not to have to block anyone, but the race-bait trolls need to be bounced.

is there a part 3 thread?

You can spend 100 million if your film is no good it will not matter.

Does anyone really think Cuaron is a better cinematographer than Lukasz Zal?

be funny if gaga not win song Oscar.....

The dragon chick looks so different.

…..Mr. Jennifer Hudson.....

J Hud!

Jennifer Hudson needs to fire her stylist.

The woman who helped to kill Star Wars.

A lot less cleavage this year.

Is this a speech or a song???

Part 3??

oh, no.

Part 3 thread link @ R588

Yikes !

Great handed-down, gold metal dress. Wonder which one of The Supremes she borrowed it from?

Either my ears are off-key or J-Hud is.

Wow, Emilia Clarke cannot fill out her dress. There like two feet of empty space there where her breasts are.

This hurts.

Terrible.

Interesting that Jennifer Hudson and Adam Lambert, AI alumni, figure so prominently. AI was pretty influential.

No yum-ooooo

Absolutely.

Ouch my ears!

Fantasia would have torn the roof off

Just saying

J Hud sucked!

You can take the singer out of American Idol but you can’t take the American Idol unnecessarily prolonged high notes out of the singer

Just awful.

Pitchy dawg

Terrible outfit on JH.

new thread somebody

I won't feel bad it Diane doesn't win. That was bad.

Adam was great Jennifer not so much

Serena?

Why is she there?

only made it thru 30 min of the gaga movie.....I no care for mr cooper

oh,dear.

who is she

Never heard of her.

yay !!!!!! Freddie forever !!!!!!

Freddie was okay.

Meh. Boring.

Rami so cute....all xcited

james McAvoy so kool

Gosh I hope Rhapsody sweeeeps...

WOW! BR win #2.

wonder what bryan singer is doing....

Thread closed

i thought bryan singer shit would kill br awards.

Thread Open.

Really boring so far.

Why is Queen L there?

Angela looks lovely.

r661: Nope!

Still open?

I don't know why you people haven't gone over to part 3 yet.

Yes, r668. Isn't it fab!

Stop being controlling r669.

Keegan is fun.

Miss M !

Bette's boobs tho...

These songs are so boring!

So many commercials.

Bette did alright. With the right script, I believe that she's finally ready to play Ethel Merman.

[quote]Cooper, like Clooney, is the corporate-approved A-lister, so everyone is required to suck up to him constantly, even though he did nothing remarkable with a very tired remake of a remake of a remake.

...of a remake.

[quote]They could of

OH MY, r213!