Now that Paul Ryan is finally out of politics...

Sorry, he looked like Eddie Munster. And had the personality of Satan.

FUG!

I agree with OP

Uh, no.

Paul Ryan was made for hate fucking.

I hate him because he's evil, but he's hot and I want to fuck him.

He's hot and I want to fuck him, and that makes me hate myself.

Oh come on, you can find someone attractive and also think they were an asshole. Everyone has an ex like that

He is good-looking .

[quote]Oh come on, you can find someone attractive and also think they were an asshole.

Of course you can, but Paul Ryan happens to be fug and an asshole.

Pass. You thirsty queens can have him.

Thirsty!

It's predominantly women who insist that a hot man isn't hot because of his behavior or politics .

VERY true, R12!

It's predominantly people with poor vision who insist that Eddie Munster-looking fuggos such as Paul Ryan are hot.

Sexy.

He's obviously really good looking. I have no problem admitting that. But ANYONE religiously quoting Ayn Rand is a huge turnoff. It tells you they never surpassed high school intellectually

Nope, OP. He still is lipless, looks stinky-assed and is a spineless POS.

But that is a really good picture at OP. I'm pretty sure those are his abs you can make out

What R14 said. Gross.

He's hideous on the inside and out.

The only fucking I could condone with him would be with a hot poker or a chainsaw (and not fucked gently with it either)

Sizemeat verficatia?

Oh please most people in this country consider him attractive. It was actually a thing during the 2012 campaign!

As hot as a fresh turd, OP

R1 Eddie Munster looks like Butch Patrick, the actor who played him.

Butch Patrick looks nothing like Paul Ryan.

Therefore, Paul Ryan does not look like Eddie Munster.

R14 please meet r24 .

I'm sure he is not finished w politics. I wonder if this is a way to separate himself from Trump and run again in future

sack o' nuts

R23, perfection

R24 is so literal that he doesn't understand the trope of Ryan as Butch Patrick as Eddie Munster. Not present-day BP.

R24: Dear god, they're referencing the TV show, you stupid whore.

R12: Nice misogyny there. Die in a grease fire.

He's irish, no way he is hung.

And I doubt he could get elected for anything. The GOP base hates him, despite his constant and pathetic supplication of Trump. Serves him right

Ugliness on the inside mitigates his mild outside attractiveness.

I wish he’d hate fuck my throat

Jacked bro!

I have gotten off to that gif at R3 many times. His body is insane. I just wish he wore tighter clothes

The following is a re-post from an earlier thread recorded and edited for rebroadcast at this time:

Paul Ryan is a filthy coward. Paul Ryan needs to be stripped naked, tied down on the Kenosha lakefront, and have his bare ass beaten with a belt till it's purple then have everyone take selfies with it. He is that awful and letting the country be torn apart by just standing by like he has no part in this.

Gay men can be the meanest , most vicious creatures on the planet . No wonder so many men remain in the closet. I hate flamers .

Unfortunately, he has started to look quite worn of late. Is it the Irish Curse as they say?

Also, his sex appeal has always been lacking, imo and being a cunt and quoting Ayn Rand didn’t help.

R37 = OP, pissed that not everyone shares his hard on for Paul Ryan.

Handsome, but not sexy at all.

R37: Because we don't want to fuck a stupid fascist? BTW, nice homophobia tinged with misogyny there, you micro-dicked loser.

Eddie Munster definitely looks like he could have grown up to be Paul Ryan, even though adult Butch Patrick looks nothing like him.

How dare you assume my gender r41, you bigot!!

R30 yeah I get the reference. Still doesn't work.

Nobody gives a fuck what you think about men who accurately read women's bullshit.

Very bland, uptight Washington type. Always thought it was gross he slept in his office for 20 plus years -- it's one rung up from sleeping in your car.

I've read a few times he was a huge slut in Washington before he got married

r45 etc, you're a freak. You're welcome to your opinion of Paul Ryan's appearance but why on earth does it make you so angry that not everyone agrees?

OP is right.

R49 I'm not R45 but people on people saying Ryan isn't attractive have been as heated about it. Why so many people get worked up over whether or not a man is good looking ill never understand.

How did he accumulate a net worth of $40 mil on an annual salary of $174k? He is a crook. Crooks are not sexy.

R52 his family owns the largest construction company in Wisconsin. Also his wife is old money.

Fun fact: his wife's family were HUGE democratic donors until Ryan married into the family. Now they give millions to republicans.

It's why we really shouldn't be reliant on millionaires to fund the party. They are fickle

Low standards, OP. Yuck.

He’s hot.

I agree with the above poster who said Ryan is only leaving the public eye temporarily to disassociate himself from Trump. So that's a smart move.

He'll be back but the question is will he lose his looks? Will he still look hot to us in a few years?

the standards are quite low on dl.

Hitler had the bluest eyes. You fools

[quote]Now that Paul Ryan is finally out of politics...

You're a fool if you think he's finally out of politics.

Oh lord, must everyone be compared to Hitler? A third of americans are repugs. Is one third of this country as bad as hitler?

Yes, they are. And Ryan is still fug.

I think a third of the country are just as bad as the Germans who willingly followed Hitler.

Cute on the outside. Ugly on the inside. And tiny balls !

I have never found him hot in the least. He's a bony ferret faced weasel who looks like some kind of gypsy.

I think saying *person I don't like* is as bad as Hitler ks as immature and stupid as quoting Ayn Rand. Both are embarrassing if you're older than 15

He apparently has only one ball, R63, Moscow Mitch has the other in a jar, in his Senate desk.

He would be hot if he had plastic surgery done to those ears.

[quote]I think saying *person I don't like* is as bad as Hitler ks as immature and stupid as quoting Ayn Rand.

Well, to be fair, comparing someone to Hitler is an old and beloved DL meme.

But, an actual comparison, yes, I agree.

Ryan,McConnell, Trump et alhave support (base) of 27 percent of the voting public....a group funded and supported by white supremacists and Fox News. Therefore, ANY comparrison to Hitler blue-eyes is apropos.

R43: Fine, you macro clited cunt.

He admired the philosophy of Ann Rand, who was a right wing, fascist...how or why do you fantasize about some one like that? For God sakes some of Hitler's crowd were the epitome of Nordic male beauty...Rudolph Hess, for example...so some of you would risk you life to be with these maniacs who would smile at you, then have you rounded up, gassed and the cremated....insanity. Paul Ryan was a coward, a right wing zealot.. typical of today's new breed of Republicans who chance to destroy this country

I always wanted to see his feet.

He is like a product that has excellent packaging but is rotten and vile on the inside.

He did a poor job as Speaker of the House. He was a puppet to the Koch Bros, NRA, etc., and was lame in not standing up to DJT. He allowed Devin Nunes to do despicable acts and the Freedom Caucus needed restrained. He failed to try and work with Democrats. Not impressive with leadership. He seems well versed with fiscal figures, but the old budget hawk image flew out the window.

As to looks, he regularly works-out, stays in shape, retains his hair, and appears to eat healthy. His face is fine, perhaps cute when smiling, but I would not declare it extraordinarily handsome.

He's an absolutely horrible person in every way. He's skated by on his looks and being a right-wing tool for the rich his whole career. If he looked like Louie Anderson he'd be just another inconsequential right-wing sycophant in a sea of toady little nothings.

"Will he still look hot to us..."

Speak for yourself.

"Paul Ryan was a coward, a right wing zealot.. typical of today's new breed of Republicans"...

who lived off of and prospered by, Social Security benefits while growing up. Now, he wants to deny these "entitlements" to those in need or deserving of, who contributed to these Programs all of their lives. His inner-fascist outweighs his dick size or curved ass.

Ted Bundy was hot as hell.

What am I, chopped liver?

Or cum-dripping fuck whole?

Both?

He's good looking for politics (because the bar is set so low). Not John John level though. Strangely he looks like a young Bill Clinton in R3's gif.

At the very least, Paul Ryan is Midwestern blah, unappealing and forgettable. Beyond that, he's a slimy piece of shit every time he stayed silent on Trump and every time he talked about and voted to take away health care from those who need it (not only the poor but independent contractors who must purchase their on insurance). Ryan is dishonest, lacks character and he's a liar who pushed through a tax cut for the wealthy denying the average citizen tax relief while skyrocketing the deficit--something Ryan railed against previously. Ryan is a fucking douchebag who should have been on the baseball field when that shooter opened fire and shot the other Repig sleaze in the summer of 2017.

Ryan is straight guy sexy like your friend's dad when you were a kid who would mow his lawn shirtless and wink at you. I think he has the kind of looks that set off an alarm in DLer's 1970s/80s memories.

Not hot. I especially hate his bug eyes.

He has an AMAZING body and I would happily drain his balls for days

Is he a favorite of hers?

What says Miz Lindz?

Rumor is he is going to spend the immediate future improving his image, doing lots of volunteering, and being a super good Christian, so he can come back and run for president. He'll be the one "who couldn't let himself be connected to Trump, because he is a true and decent Christian republican."

While he's away, he should really train himself to smile wide, showing his teeth. It really improves his lipless look.

If you're into dudes who look like they have MATTEL stamped on their ass, yeah I guess.

Ever since that stupid, "I need to focus on family" shit he said a while back, I know he is a lying, scheming scumbag plotting is valiant return as the republican prince who "stepped away for family values," etc. People will eat that up. Idiots.

I'm sorry did you all miss the last 2 years? Paul Ryan could NEVER win a republican primary

Ryan was the worst House Speaker in American history, and this is taking Newt Gingrich, Denny Hastert AND John Boehner into consideration.

Speaking of family.....

I think he’s very handsome and even looks like a nice guy- however- he is a poster boy for the most rotten political party since the Southern Democrats prior to the Civil War. I had the same opinion of Eric Cantor (only not nice) and to a degree Mitt Romney who is incredibly handsome.

I bet he totally rocks a jockstrap.

I have hate in my heart for him, but I also want to suck on his pecs.

Big balls No peen

Sit tight, OP - we're getting you a new pair of glasses RIGHT AWAY!!!

can we admit that no republican politician has actually ever given a flying fuck about the deficit? can that happen?

Unsurprisingly, a preppy in high school.

1. Every day is not leg day for laughable gym bunny, Paul Ryan.

2. Quit trying to make conservative asswipes a 'thing', OP.

we need a better culture. I know thats more than this thread can bear. but it's a thing. sick of the paul ryan corporate culture we are stuck with. let's kill it.

I can’t imagine having OP’s low standards.

OP's initials are P.R.

[quote]I always wanted to see his feet.

See r32.

R73 / r75 / r77 spare DL your assessments of the inner man. The discussion is about the packaging only, not what's inside.

R90 kindly post pics of men you find hot, so we can laugh at your taste in men.

oh fair enough r107. he's not horrible. he's fine for Washington. he ain't that hot really. do you think he is?

Those calling Ayn Rand a fascist are idiots. She was an extreme libertarian who believed in minimal government interference in society, the opposite of fascism which is a version of totalitarianism. Everyone you disagree with is not Hitler.

All potato, no meat.

ran a cult, r109. ran a fucking cult. do you get how sometimes people are fucked up, thinking they are one thing when they are the opposite? do you get that?

Can we all just love Pink Floyd?

R111, yeah I get it. For instance you're a cunt but you don't realuze it.

a former good friend of mine was a closet trump supporter and an only somewhat closeted drag queen who was in love with paul ryan. loved his political views, wanted to have his butt babies. no amount of political debate could change any of these views.

don't worship Ayn Rand, it never ends well R113

I don't worship Rand, I'm just anti-totalitarian, against the extreme left and right. And R114 a former friend of mine, predictable conformist leftist LGBT type, loved Paul Ryan for his looks alone. I'm the one who had to disabuse him by explaining Ryan's positions were the opposite of my friend's professed views. He was such an idiot and voted with his dick.

sure you are actually against extreme right, r116? sure you know what that means?

Stay on topic.

Paul Ryan is physically hot .

we're beyond hotness r118. we are actually getting down to morality.

Of course he is quite cute, but hardly sexy IMO. For me to get hard to fuck his ass would take a lot of substances (because I can't stand the man who is attached to the butt).

No, r119 , how you perceive his morality is not the topic of this thread, woman.

...but I would still fuck his butt...

r114, your idiot former friend is a fucktard.

Thread is greyed out but I wanted to make sure people could see OPs picture. It's the best picture I've seen of Ryan

I saw him in person once, soon after he lost the VP race. He’s a tiny little man. Not charismatic in the least. A muppet-like face.

The only thing he’s got going for him is a good body but he keeps that covered up

He's obviously handsome and very fit.

During the 2012 election he used to wear tighter clothes. He stopped when he became speaker.

Bearded Hunk

Great jawline, beard and hair.

"Social Security? Ah ha ha ha ha ha!"

"The Gays like beards, don't they?"

Sorry, no, he’s very generic and his crimes and immoral deeds outweigh his bland, milquetoast appeal. He’s a pinup for desperate daddy worshippers still pining for hetero approval. Sad, really.

Not about the actions , r135 . Not at all. The discussion is about the physical.

I mostly hated the beard, but there were a few good pictures

Gays Love Beards!

I'm also a sucker for a guy that doesn't shave his chest like him

You do realize there are bearded men of above-average looks who aren’t craven, immoral political opportunists whose entire careers were spent lining the pockets of the ultra-rich with former tax revenue stolen from the poor and working classes? Some don’t even shave their chests! But you probably won‘t get that jolt of “do-you-love-me-now-daddy” shamegasm that really drives self-loathers like Log Cabinettes over the edge if you actually admired decent, honest men instead.

[quote] You do realize there are bearded men of above-average looks who aren’t craven, immoral political opportunists whose entire careers were spent lining the pockets of the ultra-rich with former tax revenue stolen from the poor and working classes?

Of course. You will find me calling them hot on Datalounge as well.

I just don't believe this silly notion that its wrong to find someone good looking if they are a bad person. That's childish to me. I find it very easy to vote against people I find attractive. My last boss was extremely hot and I hated that bastard. Some people are just able to hold two different thoughts in their head at the same time without freaking out

I'm sure there were plenty of Deplorables in gay magazines in the 70s, 80s, 90s and 2000s. They were just nude models - HOT nude models. And thousands and thousands of gay men jacked off about these guys not knowing one thing about their personalities.

Being a MAN, you are able to find another man attractive without knowing one thing about him other than his face and body.

That's how MEN are different than women. We don't have to lie when we see someone attractive.

Aside from the alleged drag queen above, no one here has said they agree with Paul Ryan's politics or that they are Log Cabin self-haters.

It's about his physical appearance.

NOT the OP - yes, more than one poster here finds the evil Paul Ryan to be physically hot.

Half this thread sounds psychpathic.

In the photo accompanying [R133], is Ryan wearing some kind of orthodontic retainer?

I don't know if your new here R143, but there are FAR more psychopathic sounding threads than this one. Find ANY thread on transgendered people or Meghan Markle or Dylan Geick

His appeal here is very much like that of OJ detective Mark Furman.

I’ve been here for 20 years R145. No doubt much longer than you. I hardly need some troll slobbering over a boring white Republican to explain datalounge to me.

Paul Ryan is a piece of shit. His hypocrisy transcends his appearance. It's true - no doubt many of us jerked off to the images of deplorable porn stars - but Paul Ryan didn't make his living offering the world his middling looks. He's spent years showing us how ugly he is inside and how, had he his way, he'd gut what little remains of the social safety net while supporting some of the vilest anti-gay voices (and votes) in this country.

So no: I can't separate what someone looks like and what they do, especially when "what they do" includes attempting to fuck me over. It's not a matter of holding two opposing opinions at once. It's more like knowing the difference between pretty and deadly and making better choices as to which is of greater benefit to me. Just like Ms. Rand suggested...

This thread is purely about appearance, R248. If you can't follow that, please find another thread to sully.

"...able to find another man attractive without knowing one thing about him."

Certainly. BUT if I know the guy is a bigot, I'm not going to find him attractive, wankable, etc. And I know what a POS Ryan is.

But what do you think you're achieving denying you find him attractive? Do you think it prevents or slows down his policies? It's just immature nonsense

I DON'T FIND THE LIPLESS BLOB-NOSED GEEK-VOICED TWERP ATTRACTIVE.

R150

I actually like the geek voice. But most gay men are attracted to men like themselves after all...

I learned long ago to never trust the thin of lip, male or female. I've never known a thin lipped person who wasn't deceptive and deceitful.

He's completely beautiful.

Paul Ryan will never be “out of politics,” moron OP.

A few years ago when I was working in DC, I had to wait in his office for him to return from the gym and the wait was worth it when he showed up still wearing his Under Armour work out clothes. Despise his politics, but the man isn't bad looking and is in great shape.

Glad you got your jollies, R157. I wish he caught you staring and asked “What’re you looking at, faggot?” Then we’d get to see if you still found him hot.

GASP! He would NEVER use such a heinous word!

Will the next thread be “Hilter was a hot daddy”?

The fact that he rarely, if ever, pushed back on Trump’s shitty comments on anything shows that Ryan plans to stay in politics and hopes to keep Trump’s supporters

The Hitler comparison doesn't become less tedious the 14th time. Its just a sign your debate skills never evolved beyond a tenth grade level. Don't like someone? It's Hitler. Grow up

R162 = Boris. How’s the weather in Moscow?

R149 How can I give your opinion much credence when you're replying to a post that hasn't appeared yet, even though you're replying to the post above yours?

It makes me question your vision, let alone your opinion. And "sully" the thread? How can we make a piece of shit like Ryan look much worse?

Where are all you angry queens on the Chris Watts threads? That's an actual murderer

Hottie Paul is a Xanadu fan!

[QUOTE]The fact that he rarely, if ever, pushed back on Trump’s shitty comments on anything shows that Ryan plans to stay in politics and hopes to keep Trump’s supporters

Paul Ryan will be in politics until the day he dies. He’ll forever be brought up as a possible presidential candidate. He’s probably the front runner to run for governor of Wisconsin on the Republican side. Anytime a Wisconsin senate seat opens, the first Republican name brought up will be Paul Ryan. On and on it will go. He’ll take a break and end up back in office soon enough.

Anything but president will be a step down for him power wise and its extremely rare for any kind of politician to take a demotion. He might run for president though

These pics are 15 years old.

He looks like Ikabod Crane now.

Thread closed.

he was not attractive and also a complete douchebag

He's incredibly built, handsome, and masculine

low average IQ, narcissist, dishonest, narrow minded, mean, spineless and fug-faced, but go ahead and find that HAWT. very few people with an ounce of common sense could be turned on by this creep

December 19, 2018.

Still very hot, very attractive, despite his evil soul.

Lol at the recent pic. He looks like he died a decade ago.

He looks like total shit. Thanks for posting a recent one to prove my point.

Calm down, R164 ; obviously I meant R148.

SO much anger about the man. Just admit that you secretly fancy him.

Like Freddy Krueger, he'll be baaaackkk.

We're fucked.

R172, I'm with you! That thin cruel mouth makes me wet "down there." You just know he'd throw a mean fuck and stealth you while he's at it. That's fine--I want to have his babies! And there's nothing hotter than a single-minded narcissist. That victorious grin and those feral teeth he flashed when the tax bill passed! You could smell, through the TV screen, the moist funk of victory rising off his tightly muscled, lily-white body. Uh, excuse me, I have to go now...

Lol he's obviously hot and built. Some of you throwing temper tantrums here doesn't change that

[quote] [R52] his family owns the largest construction company in Wisconsin. Also his wife is old money.

Interesting. Was it the largest construction company in WI before he was elected to Congress? He's always said he was from a working-class background.

He worked "hard" for the money.

Too bad his in-laws with the deep pockets bailed on the Democrats: strange when the optics matter more than the principles.

[quote] He's always said he was from a working-class background.

That was just an outright lie. I don't know if his family's business was the largest WI before he became a congressman but it was pretty large even when he was a kid. It was founded by his great grandfather. His grandfather was a US attorney and his father was a high powered lawyer before he died. Ryan lives in the area he grew up in which is a pretty upper class suburb. There's nothing working class about his background at all.

R179, some of us think with our brains instead of our dicks. Just because your self-respect is disposable doesn't mean everyone's is.

You don't need to think to determine whether you find someone attractive or not

A better wording might have been "follow" rather than "think with."

R185, so what? You still have a brain. You can objectively find someone attractive while realizing what an utterly repulsive person they are.

Agree wholeheartedly r187

You're just trolling about Ryan being fuckable. Bravo.

R188 prime example, as he "agrees" with HIMSELF at R187. Trolldar exists you idiots.

Lol if you think I'm the same poster as R187 you aren't reading your blocked page properly

And again I point out Chris Watts, a actual murderer, has had DOZENS of threads without any self righteous moaning from you all. But I should feel bad for agreeing with the widely acknowledged fact that Paul Ryan is good looking? Oh please

Well, to be fair, anyone who questions the Chris Watts adulation or who doesn't declare him to be a perfect 10 is swiftly chased out of the thread with cries and shouts of "FRAU!" "FRAU!" "FRAU!"

Sorry about the deficit thing. Later.

R190, you're the idiot here.

[quote] That was just an outright lie. I don't know if his family's business was the largest WI before he became a congressman but it was pretty large even when he was a kid. It was founded by his great grandfather. His grandfather was a US attorney and his father was a high powered lawyer before he died. Ryan lives in the area he grew up in which is a pretty upper class suburb. There's nothing working class about his background at all.

I believe he is a liar. So how did the story of him having to work as a teenager to support himself and his family get any traction? Dad died of a heart attack when he was a teenager, he had to work at McDonald's and he went to college on his SS survivor benefits. If he had family money he did not actually have any true hardship.

Rich kids get SS benefits. Also rich kids sometimes have high school jobs. He probably deeply identified with bootstrapping Horatio Alger myths, since he's just a dumb twat.

Paul is hot

I don't think his father owned the company, just his family did. It's entirely feasible that he chose to work rather than be entirely dependent on largess from some uncle for pocket money. But there was never any threat of him and his mother being turned out in the streets or lacking for essentials as he likes to pretend

He's a bottom.

Thank you for staying on topic, r198.

The rest of you SPEDs could take a lesson from him on how to follow directions.

R200 well he's certainly a bottom feeder.

Paul is hot. But its absurd that he went out his his way to wear those ugly baggy clothes

This thread was premature. Paul Ryan will be out of politics at noon today EST

Put a 70s style porno mustache on him and you have Aaron Rogers.

The mustache also covers the lack of upper lip.

You Americans have very low standards if you think that the genuinely unattractive (inside and out) Paul Ryan is hot.

Also - he is an evil and soulless devotee of Ayn Rand's morally bankrupt philosophies.

Also - he hates the gays and is extremely homophobic and has gone to great lengths to block or repeal gay rights and progress.

Also - he is a [bold]MASSIVE[/bold] asshole...

R206 Paul Ryan is a terrible person for what he, a rich man, tries to do to the poor. This is why we hate him. This is why he's evil

But the part on gay rights isn't quite accurate. He was one of the only republicans to vote for sexual orientation to be added to the national workplace discrimination laws, and has said same sex couples should be able to adopt children which is rare for a republican and catholic.

He's a piece of shit, but tall lanky guys turn me on! I would take turn flip fucking with him.

R208 what about Tom Cotton then?

Paul Ryans name has been removed from the Speakers Office door

He and Aaron can now boink in peaceful obscurity. Except Aaron appears to be going a bit rogue and pushing on the closet doors with all his might all of a sudden.

OP, he won't be hot as Hell until he comes to me.

Pretty much the ideal guy physically. Tall, built but not too muscular, black hair, great smile, masculine face.

I have to admit I'm surprised how COMPLETELY he has dropped off the radar. Not one peep from him

He hasn’t dropped off the radar if you work at lobbying groups or professional associations. He’s on the radar. You can rent him by the hour. This is where he gets really rich and rakes in cash from idiots who think he is sexy and powerful.

Has he really become a lobbyist?

He's no longer powerful but still sexy

R215 No, a speaker available to lobbying associations to rent. You have to contact them for prices, but I’d guess $250-500k per 50-minute speech.

Well that's fucking stupid. Who cares what he has to say now?

R217 It’s standard for conferences. Remember Hillary was attacked by Trump for taking money from banks—for the same sorts of speeches. “While I was Secretary of State...”

Ya unless he's doing a strip tease, you have to be an idiot to pay for one of his speeches. Hillary was a Secretary of State. there's many things she probably actually knows that most people don't. Ryan has never been useful for anything but quoting Ayn Rand being purty

[quote] I have to admit I'm surprised how COMPLETELY he has dropped off the radar. Not one peep from him

It won't last, unfortunately. While this Cunt is washing the Trump-stank off, he will get a mostly honorary job at a law firm or wall street bank where he will make 7-figures a year to network and build support for his presidential campaign.

I’ve seen so many speeches by similar people. They are always canned, practiced anecdotes that in sum don’t say anything at all. People like Sunday morning network political talk show hosts get $15-30k for an hour. Cable news personalities like Joy Reid get around $40. Colin Powell’s going rate five or so years ago was $400k. So given his level of fame and the fact that people evidently find him attractive and have sex fantasies about him, I would expect him to demand $600k - $1.2 million per meaningless speech followed by photo ops.

He has a full head of hair and that's why you think he's hot. His face ain't great.

I think it’s the full black hair + blue eyes, made bluer by contrast. But he is objectively not “hot” unless you have a leprechaun face fetish.

Yo, ladies, step back. I’m taken. After a quickie, er, quick bite with my colleague Aaron, I am due home to have relations with my beautiful blonde wife who satisfies her marital obligations with graceful adequacy.

With his looks and the following he still has its a given that he will run for President in 2024.

But I genuinely don't think he could win a GOP primary. Evangelicals and rural voters hate him

Not hot. Being a self serving coward with subterranean morals and ethics? Boner killer.

People say AOC is pretty but dumb. I've always thought Ryan was the one who fit that description. He preached absolute nonsense. He spent a year telling people trillions of tax cuts would just magically pay for themselves

Payl Ryan said that Donald Trump’s words were “the textbook definition of racism.” AND THEN, literally about a minute later, he said “I endorse Donald Trump for President of the United States.”

That happened.

Even if you’re racist and totally cool with the juxtaposition of what he said, HE ENDORSED DONALD TRUMP. He deserves nothing but jeers until the day he leaves the Earth.

And he had a black girlfriend while calling black men lazy and worthless?

Still evil.

Still HOT.

R230 He looks like a Game of Thrones character raped a Precious Moments figurine, and Precious is his momma. And he has spent his life raping and pillaging Lady Liberty.

He looks like he smells very nice

He's a handsome man, and those fitness freak types can usually fuck for several hours straight. Only thing they are useful for

I think Nikki Haley is a bigger threat than him

Pretty much a washout physically. No lips, blobby nose, dead eyes. Ungainly walk, no ass. Plus the smell of sulfur that emanates from him.

Oh please R235, you'd be on your knees

lols

I understood why people didn't want to uplift Ryan while he was in office and had lots of power. But what is there to gain pretending he's not attractive now? He's an incredibly handsome and fit man. My gay friends in real life all acknowledge this, it's only on DL people absurdly insist he's ugly. Many people have sex fantasies about him

Paul is sex on a stick.

No they don't. But carry on in your sparkle pony universe.

r240 this is one of a dozen articles on the topic from 2012. It was widely acknowledged he was hot when he ran for vice president

It was widely thought that Trump was a successful billionaire businessman. Meanwhile, anyone with a bit of critical eye, knows better. Ryan is a repulsive creep. Carry on. If you love him so much, why don't you marry him, girlie?

R242 that makes no sense. Attractiveness isnt something you need to read reporting about to form an opinion.

I get not liking him but pretending he's not widely considered attractive seems kind of immature. Not every good person is attractive and not every bad person is ugly. That's just how the world works

His eyes are somewhat cold .

The blue eyes suit him well

R243 how dumb are you. I was snarkily offering an analogy, in R242, to the dipshit in R241 who's proof of Ryan's hotness was that media said so. Hello?

I mean, compared to Mitch McConnell, he's fabulous - but let's face it. He's got an ugly mouth, his eyes both sort of slant downwards at the outer edges, his ears stick out, and he has a big nose. We can do better than this, DL. You'll be trying to convince me that Taylor Lautner is a hottie.

I'll agree his bod is great - especially for a pol and for his age.

You know, I hate the shithead, but I think Rand Paul is cute, with that curly hair. But I do wish he'd get back to tending to his yard work.

What exactly do the people who find him attractive want from the rest of us? I personally think he's ugly as sin, face looks all shriveled up to me and kind of Eddie Munster-like. But it's not because of his politics; I think Devin Nunes is a hot daddy, politics be damned.

WOW, to each his own for sure, but I cannot fathom finding Nunes hotter than Ryan

r247 he's not a pretty boy for sure, but he's got a great jawline and angular features which give him a very masculine look. Some are more into that than traditional model faces

To each his own, r249. One difference between me and everyone else is I wish to GOD people wouldn't find the same guys attractive that I do; it only limits my ability to score with them (real life hooking up, not politicians haha). So please for the love of God keep thinking Devin Nunes is not that hot lol.

I'm Democrat. I wouldn't do Ryan because 1) his politics are both mean and quite stupid and 2) he's not attractive to me. I would do Trey Gowdy, who is certainly not cute, and has been a loyal warrior for divisive politics and time wasting. I can't figure it out, he turns me on a bit. Shoot me. We don't have to agree that Ryan, the basic white bitch girlie boy of the Congress, was attractive.

I did not find him hot before but I have to admit that's a really good picture of cotton at r209 I didn't realize he had such big hands and long fingers.

Everyone knows Cotton is covered in big appendages. Where have you been?

Paul Ryan is sex on legs. An asshole but I could do him for days

He maintains 6% bodyfat

This is the first sitting of him since in DC since he retired. Casual dress and unshaven

Moral and career failure. He should be ashamed of himself. What a douchebag.

This is a pretty hard crash and burn from the prospects he had after 2012

Thought he was gross looking even before I found out about foul politics. That made him 10x uglier.

R260 you had heard of him before you learned of his politics?

I thought no one had ever heard of him before he ran for VP

He was the Rhett to my Scarlett! We shall not see his like again....

Spoiler to you all -- Pauly gets off on your attention. He brings it to the bedroom, trust me!

Money also turns him on. So with your fantasies and all his increasing wealth, I win... over and over and over again!

Yay me!

Paul is sex on a stick!

R261 I meant his determination in cutting as many "entitlement" programs as much as possible, if not doing anyway with them entirely. He's especially evil even for Republican standards.

On fiscal issues he is indeed much worse than the average republican. He despises the poor. Even though he grew up with a silver spoon in his mouth.

On social issues like gay rights and immigration he's better than the average republican but still worse than the most conservative democrats

Still wearing baggy shirts at R257 I thought he would stop after congress

I do hope he's at least experimented with guys or something. No woman would ever appreciate his looks and body appropriately

If he has to live at home with his wife full time, he will probably fall into schlubby straightman mode soon enough. He got into shape alongside occasional alleged fuck buddy Schock and presumably was getting some side action from the safe disatance of DC. Now that he is home, it’ll be harder. He will be doing the lucrative conference keynote speaker thing, which will have him on the road and in DC a lot, but it’ll probably be more difficult to maintain discrete bonus sex and I suspect he will stop putting so much effort into his appearance soon enough.

I feel like he will have more time to fill around on the side now. And more readily available excuses for travel.

I agree he has way less need to stay in shape. Part of his power was always getting people to view him as a sex symbol and he doesn't need that anymore

I am disappointed that DL considers this creepy low IQ asshat a sex symbol.

People I know in real life are more willing to admit he's good looking than DL lol

He's been creeping his way back in. He's teaching at Notre Dame now, right in Mayor Pete's backyard. He expects the dem to win, and then he will run in 2024. If he maintains his looks until then he has a real shot

Shitty cunt

Stud

what looks? HE SO FUGLY! Frankenstein FUG.

Is this bulge?

^ holy damn. A lotta balls there. Lol. He knows he is showing.

He's always been very aware of his looks and his body. it's why he spent so much time trying to market himself as a "policy guy". He wanted people to take him serious. Unfortunately he was clueless and could only parrot Ayn Rand quotes.

R273 sorry, no looks to maintain.

R277 socks

[quote] No they don't. But carry on in your sparkle pony universe.

Exactly. Where unicorns have wings. The most noxious aspect of DL is the tendency to exalt absolutely mundane, run-of-the-mill white dudes with sketchy pasts, and suggest that we all should find them attractive. I wouldn't f*ck Paul Ryan with Kevin Spacey's d!ck.

[quote] Oh please most people in this country consider him attractive. It was actually a thing during the 2012 campaign!

No. They tried to make it a thing and it never stuck. Romney was attractive, Ryan was just the running mate.

D.C. locker room gossips widely report that Paul Ryan has condylomata acuminata. A N A L W A R T S. Big fat greasy yellow ones.

He doesn't treat them because he "isn't gay" and only homsexsicle free-loaders have problems THERE.

Oh please, you hysterical queens are ridiculous. In this country, square jaw, blue eyes, and muscles is WIDELY considered attractive. On anyone. Some of you just can't separate politics from physical appeal.

You are probably the same people who think we should support Beto for president just because he's hot.

Beto isn't hot.

Ryan is probably the most attractive Repig. Beto is the hottest dem by miles

Paul Ryan always struck me as one of those passably hot straight married dudes you see at work/gym/store who were into getting looks from anyone -- female or male. I can see him hanging out awhile in the men's locker room just to give Aaron Schock and others a show. For his own ego. Later, when he goes home to the wife, he thinks about it while screwing her. And it makes him hot.

That hits the nail on the head R288 Paul Ryan reminds most people of the hot, built, neighborhood dad they crushed on as teens. And he knows, and he revels in it.

R287 I'd go with Aaron Shlock and Martin O'Malley.

Martin O Malley is certainly a hot piece of ass

Are people really pretending this isnt attractive? Look at that body

Or this?

Yes some people see only a bat-faced douchebrah sociopath. But keep trying, shill!

Sorry, evil Mortimer Snerd doesn't do it for me.

Sorry he's not my cup of tea.

I mean, I thought Muammar Gaddafi was a looker too, especially when he was young, but sometimes, the fuck-the-poor AynRandian personality trumps the looks in the brain. He looks like the psychopath he is, to me. Oh and Ted Bundy was hot as a firecracker, but his hobby just turned me right off him. Guess I'm just too picky.

R297 But at least you acknowledge those people are attractive. It's their personalities you don't like. I get that

Gaddafi was a stud. And a monster.

OP, the only part of your question I care about is "...Paul Ryan is finally out of politics..." Fuck the rest of it.

[quote]Are people really pretending this isnt attractive?

It's not "people". It's women. Frauen. And men who think like women.

They don't have the slightest what it means for someone to think with his dick.

His old fuck buddy aaron schock is back in the news

There is something handsome about his face, but also an Appalachian grandma quality. It’s a kindly face, not ugly, but not at all a turnon for me.

Oh he'll be back. He's taking time out to let the stank of Trump blow off. He can come roaring back in a few years and say he was duped like the rest of us. With a fresh new plan to bring back prosperity, and more importantly- morality, to the country!

It's an ugly, vicious, no-lipped face, I would vouchsafe.

R1, what have you got against Satan?

Does anyone remember this? I do and it was funny as hell. In fact, I think that creepy Adam Kinzinger was following it on Twitter for some time.

Well this OP was completely wrong

I hate him and Romney but there's a photo of the two of them where I would have gladly been double penetrated by them both.

R309 This picture?

R310 that would be the one.

I've cum hard to that photo. I wanna be on my knees, sucking Paul's fingers before they both unzip their khakis.

Some Ryan bulge

Paul wants you to wear a mask

Shove that scrawny scarecrow up Rand Paul's possum wiglet!