Paul Ryan Answers The Siren Song Of The Swamp

Hypocrisy, spinelessness and utter self-serving cynicism and nothing else are the totality of his personal Brand Promise.

He so hot.

This was so obvious. Silent dissent of Trump presidency in order to “cleanse” him of any connection to trump. Then back to rewrite his “legacy”. Good luck. Cunt.

He was, briefly, a "never Trumper" but then changed his tune, turned on a dime, etc. I also think "silent dissent" is a perfect example of an oxymoron. If dissent is "silent," how is it dissent?

A complete asshole.

I won't mind seeing him on TV regularly again

The Mooch has alludied to working with Ryan as he forms his coalition to primary Trump. I do think something is going on behind the scenes and Trump won't be on the GOP ticket in 2020.

SHIREN SHONG OF THE SHWAMP

Do you think the conservatives are going to try to pull off a coup? I wonder if Nikki Haley is involved. They'd never try such a thing unless they were sure they could be successful. Votes already locked up.

He's a cunt. Stay in Wisconsin, cunt.

But....

If he's going to run, he wouldn't be doing it as a resident of DC.

This is a lucrative K Street job situation. He's laid low enough so there won't be any ethical issues (but of course there will be).

R12 But then why move his family there? Why not fly back back and forth like he used to. It'd be easier as a lobbyist

He's moving to the Maryland suburbs.

[quote]Methinks he has something in the works.

Yeah, he's found dumber people to disappoint with his feckless nonsense, but they are paying a lot more than his former gig.

[quote]But then why move his family there? Why not fly back back and forth like he used to. It'd be easier as a lobbyist

He’s not representing the people of Wisconsin anymore... so no need to live in that cheesy shithole any longer.

Lucrative lobbyist job.

The dumb asshole quit so he could spend time with his growing children. (Already in their mid-teens, I believe.) Can't quite keep up that lie if he doesn't move them to DC with him. He's such an obvious fucking weasel. And, remember that video of him and the rest of the Repugs climbing up Trump's asshole proclaiming him the second coming and how they never could get anything done without the expert leadership of the orange piece of shit. They were practically licking Trump in public.

Hopefully more workout photo shoots!

Will he still look like this?

It's for $, either as a lobbyist or fronting a well funded organization.

How is he going to run for office in DC and surrounding suburbs? If he was seriously considering national office, he wouldn't step foot in DC and would be building a campaign in the "heartland." DC is the last place he would move to.

Moving to a DC 'burb is his concession that public life is over and time to cash in.

Mah gentleman caller! He misses me! He MISSES me!

R20 YUM!!!!!!!!

He's been living off the government teat since age 14, time to cash in and gather some of that green algae the swamp produces in abundance

Another one of the Paul Ryan classics. Whatever he is doing, I hope it involves public events

Maybe Paul will reunite with Aaron Schock for some hot action!

I bet it is for a $$$ lobbying job, but I wonder if his (destroyed, but never mind) anti-Trump credentials are part of his selling point. They don't have time for a "coup" but there might be some realignment quietly going on. Esp if the economy takes a dive.

A six-figure deal at a “thinktank” with a little lobbying on the side.

He’s going to work in the swamp, i.e., K Street. Not a very admirable man- entirely predictable.

He's had anal bleaching and he wants the world to know he is back in the game!!

Has cockgobbler outed him yet? Wasn't there a rumor of cockgobbler gobbling his cock?

Keywords are he is looking for a temporary rental. Also, isn't his wife very wealthy? He's coming under the cover of a lobbyist but is he going to orchestrate a coup? Doesn't mean he would be the candidate.

LOL DL fanfiction (as fun as it is) is not the same thing as a rumor R31 There's a decent chance cockgobbler himself wrote that fanfiction here

Cockgobbler was hitting that for sure.

Ok, can someone please tell me if it is true about the cock gobbler and Paul Ryan? Or was it based on that Tumblr fanfic?

[quote]I bet it is for a $$$ lobbying job,

BINGO! Whatever he's doing, it most definitely won't be for the good of the country.

And for all lusting after this fool, you have the same taste as Meghan McCain.

There is a home for sale at 1313 Mockingbird Lane.

Ryan/ Scaramucci 2020. Saviors of the Republican Party and the Republic!

He's fug. Hope he stays out of the news.

He probably landed a 7 figure lobbyist job.

He told his wife about his male lover and she doesn't mind all that much. At least, she say, he showed a big of spine. She always knew and the sex was never good, and he turned into such a spineless douche. Janna is a Wellesley grad, a lawyer, and a former high profile lobbyist. SHE is the one going back to work for big bucks.

"He’s not representing the people of Wisconsin anymore... so no need to live in that cheesy shithole any longer."

So he moves them to D.C.?

The coup bullshit is pure fantasy but fun to think about. I don't understand the queens on here who think Paul Ryan is hot. He looks like a fucking Muppet. There's no way he'd be able to get those non-existent lips around a cock. Your dick would be tooth-nicked to shreds. Kissing him would also be a disaster. It'd be like kissing a fortune cookie slit or something. Plus, he's the most disgusting, vile and spineless politician there ever was. **I know, I know there are plenty others...but he is just a major goober in so many ways.

[quote]I don't understand the queens on here who think Paul Ryan is hot.

I don't think he's hot either, but I'd let him bareback me and bust a nut in my face. He has that aw shucks, cornfield, kind of good boy thing that you want to get messy. Plus he dated a black chick for a while, which seems to go against type and makes him a skosh more interesting. But he would have to shut up about that Ayn Rand bullshit.

He's a sexy beast!!

He is very well built, especially for his age. And his body still looks natural here and in r20. He doesn't have the gross roided look like Aaron Schock.

I get why the face isn't for everyone. He isn't "pretty", but I find him handsome and masculine. A big part of why he can land these 7 figure jobs is a lot of republican donors have sex fantasies about him and will pay stupid amounts of money to be around him and shake his hand. Its like Onlyfans for the rich.

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I smell divorce. Wifey probanly finally realizing she won't be First Lady.

He needs to bulk up. He's too skinny.

Trump may drop out for "health" reasons, then Paul Ryan and Mittens Romney will swoop in as the Great White Hope again! Just so the GOP can regain their suburban women, pissed off farmers, and blue collar workers.

But the damage is already done and Trump's Red Hat lunatics will never go for it.

My real concern is what'll happen to Javanka in this scenario???? Ivanka was supposed to be our first female president!

Jared Kushner would make a hot, sexy muscle stud of a first gentleman.

Jared is more of an aging twink.

Jared should wear tighter shirts to show off his big chest and strong muscles.

The fuck are you talking about? Jared is very thin and not at all muscular. He's a handsome guy though

Jared is an ECTOMORPH. When did Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder join us at DL?

There must be Russian trolls cruising this thread. What self-respecting homo would think Jared was hot and muscular?

I think Jared is attractive, but I agree muscular is delusional.

Let’s face it if PR was a Democrat, most DLers would get in line to drink his bath water.

I wonder if he wants to be the Replacement Candidate for president in 2020 after the GOP talks Trump into resigning to avoid impeachment or the 25th amendment

R58 Id drink his bath water now

Just NO

Muscle stud Jared and MSNBC's buff Chris Hayes work out together and discuss politics.

The three funniest words ever strung together on DL "muscle-stud Jared".

No. “Buff Chris Hayes” are the three funniest.

Slim Pegged Ivanna

The story I heard while he was still Speaker was the he was going to be a lobbyist. He reportedly bought a DC house before he even left.

This is what Paul Ryan moved to DC for. The off chance Trump implodes and the GOP needs a new standard bearer. Recent reporting alleges he has used his position on the Fox board this week to try to push them to drop Trump before he drags everyone down

I’ll bet he is brokering a deal to run for President in exchange for McConnell telling Trump he must resign or the Senate will convict.

He is so fine and muscular.

He's going to run for president of Trump implodes. It's obvious

Paul Ryan is hated by MAGA wearing Trumpsters almost as much as Hillary, he doesn't stand a chance of becoming President ever. So I hope he is the Trump replacement.

His kids will be going to college soon and they will probably go on the East Coast. If it were a coup-type situation, it would not involve Ryan's family in this way.

R72 A speaker of the house can fly home on weekends to see his kids. A president can't really do that. You're on the job at all times. That's why he moved his family

"He is so fine and muscular."

And R69 is so pitiful and pathetic.

If you think this Lurch look alike is hot, I'm afraid there really is no hope for you.

I find him not a bit attractive. I think he's moving to DC to lobby heavily on slashing both Social Security and Medicare. He doesn't give a shit if thousands of elderly people are living on the street in cardboard boxes. Pure sociopath.

The cowardly Ryan needs a brain and a spine.

I find him handsome and very built. I can admit someone I dislike is conventionally attractive. Looks have nothing to do with with whether you are a good person.

And I agree completely with r71. True Trump loyalists (at least half the GOP) will never accept Ryan. He is everything they hate. If the GOP tries this gambit, and I hope they do, it guarantees a Dem president.

For his age, Paul Ryan is very taut and muscular—this is just an objective fact. I'm sure his rosebud is immaculately clean. He is still an emissary of evil and a spineless motherfucker, and I agree with posters here that true Trump cultists remember the unkind things he impotently said before Trump got the nomination, and before he (Ryan) totally flipped and tried to became a Trumpster. He was in the steamroom at the U Wisc-Whitewater sports center last night, without his wedding ring. Open towel

He was smart to get out of Congress when he did. Now he won’t be tainted with the stench of having to publicly support Trump during impeachment like the current congressional Republicans will.

Six figures In dc is probably poverty level. With his name recognition he could easily find a plumb spot.

My guess is that girl was his fav and she’s going away to college. (Plus she buys more of his BS than the independent prone boys.

Paul Ryan threads on DL are always so annoyingly predictable—even more so than other threads. The OP topic will be the excuse for the fangurls to start thirsting over how hot he is, then the fangurls will immediately trigger the sanctimonious cuntbags who always have to come in and say “WELL *I* DON’T FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE!” like they’ll get a cookie and a clap for it, then there will be a back and forth over his facial features, his body, the morality of being attracted to republicans, he’ll get called a muppet, occasionally a fake nude will be posted, and then the thread fizzles out.

Yes!

We need a sexy President.

Paul fits the bill!

He's ugly. Please do not post any more pictures of him. Thanks.

R81:

You're absolutely right.

R81 are there any DL threads about men that don't also become conversations about their attractiveness or lack there of? I hardly think our reaction to Paul Ryan is unique.

"I'm sure his rosebud is immaculately clean."

It is because R81 is there to lick it spic 'n span clean every time Ryan takes a dump.

Not hot.

Hmmm. Let's think about this.

High Paying Jobs For Someone Like Paul Ryan in Wisconsin: 0

High Paying Jobs For Someone Like Paul Ryan in DC: 100+

College is not cheap and whether he becomes a talking head on a 24 hour news network, a lobbyist or a think tank analyst, those bills need to be paid.

R88 But why not just fly home on weekends like he used to do while speaker? It is easier to do that as a private sector employee than a speaker really. I think whatever he wants to do in DC, he thinks will be a bigger time commitment than his old job. There are onyl a few things that fit that bill

r75 has the only acceptable attitude.

It looks like we've now got a "why doesn't Ryan fly home every weekend?" troll.

R91 Read the article. When he was SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE he did not move his family here like most politicians with young kids do. He flew home every weekend. And bragged about it very publicly. It's why him moving to DC was newsworthy enough for the article. Compared to the Obamas, the Kushners, and dozens of other political families relocating to DC permanently, which happens all the time.

When Obama was senator his family did not relocate to DC R92.

That Greta Thunberg girl threatened to kill him unless he stops flying.

I hate how he’s always referred to as a “policy wonk” and a “numbers guy”.

Because his policies were always shit and his numbers never added up.

He just has that hint of sexual ambiguity hasn’t he.

R93 that's true but they did after his presidency, as opposed to going back to Chicago. And it wasn't newsworthy because that sort of thing is quite common. Kirsten Gillibrand is another example of a politician with school age kids who moved the family to DC. I'm not criticizing the practice, I'd almost certainly do the same thing. Who wouldn't want their teenagers around them instead of them getting into trouble?

But Paul Ryan spent YEARS saying he hated DC and never wanted to move there. And he was very ostentatious about flying home every weekend. So this is a big shift in public stance for him.

This man is loathsome. He should find the decency to die and then go put it to good use.

[quote] My real concern is what'll happen to Javanka in this scenario???? Ivanka was supposed to be our first female president!

They should be offered a choice of an Austrian convent for life or federal prison for 30 years.

[quote] They should be offered a choice of an Austrian conven

NO, we tried almost that exact plan with Napoleon and it didn't work. Send em to prison

Paul Ryan is a very smart man!

I want to see the Paul Ryan/Aaron Schock sex tape!

He used to work out at the House gym. It’s open to pretty much anyone who works in the House. A friend of mine from college used to see him there a lot. He worked out in the morning. Here’s all I know for you DLers ... he wore a jockstrap. One of those old wide band ones. My friend only saw him in a towel a few times. He did say he was ripped up. Nevertheless, he’s still a cunt.

I read in The New Yorker that he’s consulting with Fox News on a post-Trump Washington DC.

R104: He is on the board of News Corp or whatever it's called now. He is a corporate executive to Fox Sports 1, 2, Soccer Plus, Fox Nazi News, Fox Nazi Business, the FOX Television Network, and the Fox Television Stations, they own about 20 to 30 something across the country. Don't forget the New York Post and Wall Street Journal. He's a right wing media mogul now. Perfect place for a cowardly fraud like him.

Much improved by facial hair:

He's my type physically. Thin, jacked, black hair and beard. Hawt!

Is Aaron Schock moving to D.C.? Coincidence? I think not.

If the shit really hits the fan with Trump, I could see Ryan and Romney teaming up to" take back" the GOP from the Trumpists, kicking McTurtle and Miss Lindsey to the curb in the process.

He was solidly behind canceling what they labeled as Obamacare and nothing to replace it. Nada How in the world did they think that would work? It passed in the House. If not for John McCain voting no in the Senate, that would have passed.

Paul Ryan also has no soul. I don't think he wants to be a politician again though. I think he mostly hated it. He wants to be a power broker in the guise of a lobbyist. But he wants to be the one who decides all the behind the scene moves. He's probably trying to do that right now. I do think he hates Trump.

Ryan is an annoying shit. I hope he gets fat.

R110 Ryan might want to be the real power behind the throne, so to speak. What you lay out makes sense.

But he's really not smart enough and I think actually powerful people in the GOP are well aware of this. He really was just a pretty face to put on tax cuts and slashing social services. All his idea came from far right think tanks. He was just the guy who gave speeches

*mudstud is his handle on Grindr make of that what you will, bicthes!

I thought Ryan was into Crossfit R103? (Which is not to say he could not also have been hitting the House gym)

Ryan was doing px90.

I hope has a fatal heart attack at a young age, just as his father did. He deserves it.

Imagine a photo op of leaders Trudeau, Macron & Ryan together at a G7 meeting.

Be still my beating heart!

in the steam room in Davos. The only person missing would be Rep Eric SWOLEWELL

^^^ "SWALLOWWELL."