Now get your ass over here and continue the discussion of the show ....
From the last thread:
[quote] Alfie is intolerable now. Will they ever fucking explain how they frittered away £1m?
There's supposed to be an upcoming episode where Kat & Alfie reference the events that happened in "Redwater," so maybe something will be said about the money then.
But honestly, given what an idiot Alfie is, they could say just about anything in regard to the money, and it would be believable.
And what about Alfie's brain tumor? THAT storyline actually started on regular EastEnders. As I recall, the surgery he was having at the end of "Redwater," while risky, was only some kind of exploratory thing to further determine what they were dealing with. It wasn't meant to cure his condition. He should be dead or at the very least having headaches and seizures all the time. And actually, after the last week of him, I wish the character were dead.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 13, 2018 7:17 PM |
Obviously, not a recent photograph of Danny Dyer
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 13, 2018 7:18 PM |
I couldn’t bring myself to watch the Linda & Fuggo episode tonight.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 13, 2018 7:28 PM |
Has Sharon lost weight?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 14, 2018 12:11 AM |
No.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 14, 2018 12:15 AM |
I certainly hope Linda thought about protection. Who would want a baby with that creep?
She better not piss him off, or he'll rape her. You know he doesn't trust her.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 14, 2018 3:32 AM |
Loved the bit at the end when she removed that mic from her hair.
But Stuart is so FUGLY. And Ricky Champ can’t act for shit.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 14, 2018 4:17 AM |
Stewart is scary ugly but he does play crazy pretty well. Maybe it's not really an act !
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 14, 2018 4:18 PM |
We need gay male characters on EE. Presently we have a bisexual woman and a non-sexual lesbian.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 14, 2018 5:42 PM |
R9 I assume you're talking about Sonia and Tina? .. But we've also got drug queen-pin, Evie, who's like some kind of predatory lesbian or just 'sexual'. .. And I don't know what we're supposed to think of (questioning?) Bernadette or Tiffany. So yeah, we're really lacking on the male front.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 14, 2018 6:53 PM |
Yeah, I forgot about the young lesbians. I assume it's just experimentation, except for Bernadette. Actually we need some gender-queer, non-binaries. Perhaps Dot can finally come out as an asexual.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 14, 2018 6:58 PM |
R11 Yeah, they're all pretty easy to forget ... lol! .. Not much to write about. .. I was thinking Ray has so many affairs going on that he's almost like a sex addict. .. They should have thought about making at least one of his ongoing relationships be with a guy. They could explain it by saying it started when he was on some "undercover assignment" where he had to play gay and, well, things happen in the line of duty.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 14, 2018 7:20 PM |
Bernadette and Tiffany will end in tears
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 14, 2018 8:43 PM |
I actually like Jagger and Tiff. And I'm glad that they did something of a pivot and showed that he's more or less a pawn as well. I wonder if Oates will keep him around.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 14, 2018 8:51 PM |
R12, I like the way you think.
Is Hunter 16 yet? If so time for him to enjoy some homosex.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 14, 2018 9:16 PM |
Is Ray still putting moves on Louise?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 14, 2018 9:26 PM |
[quote] Is Hunter 16 yet?
I believe Hunter turned 16 a few weeks ago, when he and Louise had their combo birthday party at e20.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 14, 2018 9:50 PM |
I’m the person who only started watching in April this year, and prior to 1993.
Is it a tradition that someone dies each Christmas?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 14, 2018 10:34 PM |
Is Kush still doing security work for Mel at e20?
After the club closes up one night, Hunter should inform Kush of a "problem" that needs taking care of in the storeroom, then arrange for the door to lock behind them. .. Oh no! Looks like they'll be stuck their all night until Billy re-opens in the morning!
Their portmanteau can be "Hush."
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 14, 2018 10:49 PM |
R18, it sometimes happen just before Christmas (like Nana Moon) and on NewYear’s Eve (like Roxy and Ronnie(.
I’m praying Halfwit snuffs it this Christmas.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 14, 2018 10:51 PM |
I like a Kunter pairing, R19.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 14, 2018 10:52 PM |
I still have sex dreams about Dan Sullivan and Jamie Mitchell getting it on in the Arches. The sexual tension between them was palpable.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 14, 2018 10:53 PM |
R21 .. hahaha and your smushname is better.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 14, 2018 11:26 PM |
Thanks, R19. I’m no fan of smushnames going back to Jeva (Josh and Reva on Guiding Light) but I do think Kunter has a nice ring to it.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 14, 2018 11:36 PM |
R25 And next week Haley's mom, Bev, shows up, saying she's homeless and needs a place to stay .
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 16, 2018 11:47 PM |
Yours, Mine & ,Ours.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 17, 2018 5:34 AM |
Obviously the number in the Slater apartment is meant as a running joke. But if it causes Martin to pair up with Kush in a "non-traditional family" arrangement so be it. Also the acting in the Linda Stuart scene was pretty good for EE standards. The acting does tend to improve in the longer scenes. I also liked the bar debate about rape. They got to expand their acting range a bit. Mo's comments were funny. She's one of my favorite characters as she reminds me a bit of my grandmother.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 17, 2018 4:45 PM |
[quote] Obviously the number in the Slater apartment is meant as a running joke.
Well, at first; but now it's become a tiresome joke. .. You'd think they'd welcome Haley moving to Masood's with Cherry. They're just across the road. And if Alfie has enough cash to afford a loft conversion, why not just use that money for the deposit and first month's rent on a small flat? They could get by with 2 bdrms. .. Combined, that would get rid of 7 of them. .. Makes little sense.
I'm also laughing at the choir practice scenes. They keep arguing about who's going to do "the solo," when they have Bex just sitting there, filling a seat. She's a music student who's actually performed more than a couple of times, yet no one suggests her.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 17, 2018 10:25 PM |
Louise and Keegan did quite well with their duet in the "BBC Children in Need Fundraiser." Whitney also has a decent voice, as well as does Honey's boyfriend Adam. Why not any of them?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 18, 2018 11:39 PM |
You're right about Adam, R30; he could also do it. .. But I don't think Keegan, Louise, or Whitney are part of the choir.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 19, 2018 12:06 AM |
Martin Kemp (Steve Owen) was originally a member of the group [italic] Spandau Ballet.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 19, 2018 5:07 AM |
I started watching this year but - Arthur is Kush's son? Does Carmel know this?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 19, 2018 10:36 PM |
R33 Yes. Everyone knows that Arthur is Kush's son. Earlier this year, Carmel even tried to get Kush to go for custody of Arthur himself, because of the marital discord between Stacey and Martin over Stacey's fling with Max.
And even before that, Carmel and Stacey have had there share of issues over Arthur .....
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 20, 2018 12:21 AM |
So Lola is returning ... and they've already got the two, new Ahmed sisters, Iqra and Habiba (Masood's nieces), on board ... and they're currently casting Karen's oldest daughter, Chantelle.
What about some new MEN?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 20, 2018 2:20 AM |
We need another member of the Taylor clan about as much as we need another member of the Slater tribe.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 20, 2018 3:33 AM |
Why is Ian being friendly to Jean all of a sudden?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 20, 2018 11:27 PM |
Because they're leading up to them getting it on apparently.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 21, 2018 12:42 AM |
Doesn't mention how many viewers have left during his time.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 21, 2018 2:00 AM |
We're 2 weeks behind on Eastenders here.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 21, 2018 2:50 AM |
So whose gonna murder Stuart for Christmas?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 21, 2018 4:50 AM |
I hope Alfie isn’t killed by Kat. He is a better actor than most of the other men.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 21, 2018 7:11 AM |
I hope Dot kills him.
Poisoned sponge cake.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 21, 2018 8:16 AM |
I think Phil will do the deed.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 21, 2018 8:42 AM |
If they don't want to make any of the regulars a killer, there's also Stuart's daughter, Zara. They mentioned her again this week.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 21, 2018 7:02 PM |
Maybe Dylan isn't really dead, and will return to murder Stuart on New Year's Eve.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 21, 2018 11:00 PM |
Zara was a pretty good actress. Polished, but hard-faced.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 22, 2018 1:27 PM |
Why do some patrons of the Vic call cabs just to go across the street.Its silly and the park square isn't that wide.....
by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 22, 2018 1:42 PM |
You should take a cab to cross the square, if you want to live. Being hit by a car is a likely way to die in EastEnders.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | December 22, 2018 2:14 PM |
or falling of roofs if your father is Max Branning
by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 22, 2018 2:39 PM |
Steve Owen was so hot. I'm watching the nine-years-behind-the present PBS EastEnders, but I hold out hope that Steve escaped that car and has been "in Spain" all these years.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 22, 2018 2:46 PM |
I really had the hots for Martin Kemp as Steve even though he looked like a Thunderbird.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | December 22, 2018 8:03 PM |
Lofty and Mary The Punk look exactly how I would expect them too.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 23, 2018 1:23 AM |
I hate Mary's wig..... [R53]
by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 23, 2018 5:34 AM |
R51, sorry, no way Steve had time to escape that car. The show bosses made sure that Steve exploded in that car because Kemp had signed a “golden handcuffs” deal with ITV so they wanted Steve DEAD so he could never return.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 23, 2018 5:52 AM |
Phil helping to deliver Kim’s baby was pretty funny.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 24, 2018 10:29 PM |
Bit too much tongue there, Alfie!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 24, 2018 11:59 PM |
R56 Nothing will ever beat Phil resuscitating one of Lady Di's puppies
by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 25, 2018 12:31 AM |
Stuart and Mick need to throw each other off the roof of the Vic and die two horrible deaths , maybe landing on Alfie and Hayley , killing them too .
by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 25, 2018 2:15 AM |
Here’s wishing you mugs a pwopa nawty Christmas, innit?
by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 25, 2018 4:46 AM |
Where the fuck are Sharon and Kathy?
by Anonymous | reply 63 | December 25, 2018 3:58 PM |
R63 Sharon's in Australia visiting Michelle and Vicki.
If they mentioned that Kathy was going somewhere, I didn't hear. I don't think she's been seen since early November.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | December 25, 2018 9:24 PM |
Thank God Alfie was finally exposed for the vicious loser he was deep down.
I think it was mentioned that Kathy’s in New Zealand, probably to visit her grandson Peter. I don’t get why she’s been off screen so much, though.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | December 25, 2018 10:25 PM |
I thought Kathy is in Portugal . At least they had that weird scene where she announced she was heading there .
by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 25, 2018 11:35 PM |
I'm a Corrie fan who normally dislikes EastEnders, but most of my family are fans of both, so on Christmas Day we all watch them both together. And I have to confess that tonight's episode of EastEnders was much better than Corrie's. Feels rather blasphemous for me to admit that.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 26, 2018 12:33 AM |
I don't want Alfie to die because the show is lacking men who can act.
And three new women are joining the cast in the New Year.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 26, 2018 12:33 AM |
With Lola and Lexi returning next year I hope we'll get Ben back too . It's time somebody finally deals with the fact that Ben is Lexi's father .
by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 26, 2018 3:15 AM |
I think Lola will be Jay’s love interest, though. I can see Ben showing up at their wedding, and he announces he’s fighting for custody of Lexi with help from Phil.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 26, 2018 7:35 AM |
Why doesn't someone just put a bullet in Stuart's head and put everyone out of their misery? It could be the 2019 p!of of the year. And with so many suspects, they may never get to the bottom of it. And no one will even care if his murder is solved.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 26, 2018 8:22 AM |
Stuart is such s fucking fuggo. They should do a Murder on the Orient Express type murder with him.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 26, 2018 9:06 AM |
How far in advance are episodes shot?
by Anonymous | reply 73 | December 26, 2018 12:07 PM |
Dot will murder Stuart by mistake.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | December 26, 2018 4:11 PM |
R73 OK! Magazine had an article about EE earlier this year saying the range is 6 - 12 weeks in advance.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | December 26, 2018 8:32 PM |
R70 But Ben's never shown much interest in Lexie, and personally, I really don't need another gay-related storyline where the guy wants to have a baby or is fighting over a kid.
Although, I'd probably change my mind if it were Kush & Martin opting to co-habitate and go for full custody of Arthur to get him away from the Slater banshees.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | December 26, 2018 8:53 PM |
Does Kat own the house where Stacy and Martin live? She making it sound as though she does.
If the Slaters don't vacate soon, you might get your wish, r76, when Martin gets disgusted and decides to move out and stay at Kush's. Denise will be too wrapped up with Kim and her expanding brood to even notice.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | December 26, 2018 9:08 PM |
I think Stacey holds the lease.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | December 26, 2018 9:34 PM |
R78 Yeah, I believe Tina offered Stacey the remainder of the lease when Tina had to vacate. (Recall, Tina had lived there with Sonia, who left for Kettering when they split up. Sonia had taken it over when Carol left.)
by Anonymous | reply 79 | December 26, 2018 9:51 PM |
So Alfie’s actually alive. Yawn.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | December 26, 2018 10:14 PM |
^^^ At least we'll be spared another scene where Jay has to try to explain how much funerals cost to bunch of skint people who want the works.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | December 26, 2018 11:20 PM |
R76 Ben has daddy issues and I think exploring and moving past them through Ben's relationship or better non relationship with Lexi would be a competent storyteller's wet dream . You could also bring Kathy into the story , Jay obviously too . I never understood why they got rid of Lola and Lexi and never dealt with the fact that Ben is this girls father .
by Anonymous | reply 82 | December 26, 2018 11:26 PM |
I'd prefer to see NuBen settle his "daddy issues" with a Hot Daddy.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | December 27, 2018 12:02 AM |
Speaking of Ben, WEHT Heather’s kid?
by Anonymous | reply 84 | December 27, 2018 12:18 AM |
R84 I believe during the time when Linda began her secret plot to fool Stuart, and Shirley was absent from The Vic, I'm pretty sure that's where they said Shirley was: visiting George.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | December 27, 2018 2:13 AM |
20 years ago this week Tiff died. It still fucking devastates me to be honest. She was Walford's Candle in the Wind!
by Anonymous | reply 86 | December 27, 2018 2:16 AM |
I think Jean helped Alfie escape.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | December 27, 2018 2:41 AM |
But Alfie, R81, was the CEO of Blue Moon Funerals. Surely he at least planned a burn and bury for himself. Or perhaps a simple scorch and scatter.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | December 27, 2018 3:01 AM |
I can't imagine that Jean would help Alfie. She's so fond of Hayley and Cherry, a seems to hate Alfie with a manic 😵 schizophrenic passion.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | December 27, 2018 3:05 AM |
Was Tiffany Mitchell the involved with Grant Mitchell and Phil Mitchell?
I'm assuming the young child in the video was her and Grant's kid.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | December 27, 2018 3:13 AM |
r90, Tiff was Grant's wife and the most popular EE character of the late 90s.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | December 27, 2018 3:33 AM |
EE was at its best in the 90s.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | December 27, 2018 7:16 AM |
Why are there no hipsters in Walford? Where is the craft beer? Where are the cafes serving £10 bowls of Lucky Charms?
by Anonymous | reply 93 | December 27, 2018 9:25 AM |
🚼Because, r93, [italic] " They're Magically Delicious! "
by Anonymous | reply 94 | December 27, 2018 12:51 PM |
Why the fuck did Kat refer to Hayley as “gorgeous” last night? She’s a fuggo. It’s like referring to Stuart as a hunk.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | December 27, 2018 1:10 PM |
R93, I think the Lucky Charms thing is more Shoreditch, not Walford.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | December 27, 2018 2:24 PM |
R95 because for unknown reasons the producers are in love with Hayley and think she's the best thing since Mick and sliced bread .
by Anonymous | reply 97 | December 27, 2018 5:44 PM |
Kat and Haley are family. Do you not understand a moment of kindness? Telling someone they're a gorgeous or beautiful person isn't synonymous with good looks.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | December 27, 2018 8:09 PM |
[quote] Why are there no hipsters in Walford?
I liked the inclusion of Felix as a market trader last year. .. I wish they would have (could have) developed the character more. .. Recall, it seemed like there were plans to involve him and Joyce in a little business venture where her sewing skills came into play, but they cut her.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | December 27, 2018 9:05 PM |
Aren't all the Walford hipsters hanging out at the e20 drinking Ice Wine and Pumpkin Ale ?
by Anonymous | reply 100 | December 27, 2018 10:07 PM |
e20 should look more hipster. Rough hewn floorboards, shiplap, piles of antique trunks used as side tables.
I mean, even Walthamstow is gentrified. The Taylors would barely be able to afford Essex.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | December 28, 2018 2:01 AM |
It's a shame they introduced the hipster hoards only be booted out after one scene by Grant.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | December 28, 2018 2:02 AM |
Did Hayley give Cherry (Cherry Moon! Lord help me) a buzz cut after she snipped off that lock of hair?
by Anonymous | reply 104 | December 28, 2018 3:59 AM |
Friend of mine in London told me Barbara Windsor now no longer knows who the fuck her husband is. Sad. Alzheimers sucks.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | December 28, 2018 8:48 AM |
Aw, that's awful. Poor Babs.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | December 28, 2018 9:44 AM |
When Keanu is finished with Louise, he can help Mel get over Ray. And Kat could probably use a little slap & tickle.
And poor Tina.
And Sonya.
And mommy Kim.
And .....
by Anonymous | reply 107 | December 28, 2018 4:19 PM |
R98, Kat is kind? Do we watch the same show? It was patently ridiculous for Kat to be “kind” to someone who she’d just found out had given birth to her husband’s baby over a month ago and neglected to tell her.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | December 28, 2018 10:40 PM |
Kat knows that Mr. Bliue Moon Funerals is a liar and a cheat. And Kat also had a romp in the hay because she was feeling neglected by Alfie the Scam Artist. Kat and Hayley both know they screwed up and Alfie played them both. Blood is thicker than water, and Kat and the Slater clan are, and will, stand with Hayley.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | December 29, 2018 12:47 AM |
I had a Ross Kemp sex dream last night.
Carry on.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | December 29, 2018 3:25 AM |
I hope Louise is using protection. Otherwise, she's going to end up on Maury.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | December 29, 2018 5:24 AM |
What the fuck happened to her mum Lisa? I hope Lisa shows up for Mel’s wedding.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | December 29, 2018 7:32 AM |
How are Tiffany and Whitney related to the Slaters/Fowlers/whoever currently owns that house?
by Anonymous | reply 113 | December 29, 2018 12:22 PM |
Tiff and Whit lived in that house with Pat and Bianca, didn’t they? Or is it the Slaters house? I’m confused.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | December 29, 2018 1:08 PM |
Hayley looks like a corpse. So pale, so thin., such dark circles.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | December 29, 2018 2:29 PM |
Add in the bad skin, the bad teeth, and the hair that looks like a Halloween wig .. not to mention the irritating voice that sounds like she smokes two packs a day.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | December 29, 2018 8:42 PM |
R111 Should be easy , if the baby looks a bit tanned it's Keegan's .
by Anonymous | reply 117 | December 29, 2018 8:52 PM |
The Who's the Daddy? story could be with Sharon, who I'm thinking could be pregnant when she gets back from Australia. (One of those "change of life" things.) .. She was in bed with Keanu when Phil returned from Spain. who immediately proceeded to fuck her with Keanu hiding under the bed. .. And even though Phil gave up his baby with Denise, he might have changed his mind about being a father again while serving as Kim's midwife.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | December 29, 2018 10:11 PM |
R118, that does seem to be the direction they’re heading.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | December 30, 2018 7:07 AM |
She will give birth to baby Angie.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | December 30, 2018 7:11 AM |
Maybe Sharon will be preggers with twins - one from each guy.
Has a British soap ever done a superfecundation storyline? .. lol!
by Anonymous | reply 121 | December 30, 2018 7:24 AM |
I thought Sharon had trouble conceiving?
by Anonymous | reply 122 | December 30, 2018 1:02 PM |
I have never watched Coronation Street and want to give it a go. I tried an episode last week and was bored. EE is grittier, though Corrie seems to be far more critically acclaimed and popular so I must be missing something.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | December 30, 2018 2:25 PM |
The British soaps were better in their heyday, now they are no different from their American counterparts with emphasis on sensation opposed to character.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | December 30, 2018 4:44 PM |
Women who have trouble conceiving with their husbands never seem to have a problem conceiving with their illicit lovers. Hmmm ..........
by Anonymous | reply 125 | December 30, 2018 4:58 PM |
R123 I generally feel the same way you do; but I will say I thought Corrie was far better than EE late 2017 into mid 2018. But for the last six months, it's really been dragging along. Transition syndrome during the EP changeover perhaps? I am looking forward to the upcoming storyline involving the gay vicar and the ex-con.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | December 30, 2018 8:26 PM |
R122 She's also 49 or 50 years old .
by Anonymous | reply 127 | December 30, 2018 9:00 PM |
But in soap opera land, that can be a prime age for the notorious "change of life" baby.
A couple of years ago, Denise thought it was impossible for her to be pregnant. Isn't she almost 50 now?
And Eileen Probert on Pobol just gave birth. I think she's supposed to be 52 ... lol!
by Anonymous | reply 128 | December 30, 2018 10:39 PM |
I think Denise was the same age as Kathy when she got pregnant with Ben .
by Anonymous | reply 129 | December 30, 2018 11:33 PM |
So Walford is apparently getting its first gay bar .
by Anonymous | reply 130 | January 1, 2019 3:05 AM |
Someone tell me when Corrie gets good again.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | January 1, 2019 7:24 AM |
R131 I'm hoping the new gay guy getting involved with Vicar Billy brings some life to the show. I believe the character starts New Years Day.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | January 1, 2019 7:29 AM |
R131, last night’s NYE episode of Corrie was ATROCIOUS. I thought last night’s EE was just OK. I really wanted the duff duff to be Lisa on Mel’s doorstep.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | January 1, 2019 8:55 AM |
I’m a week behind in Australia, so Kat has just found Cherry’s hair. I guess Corrie is a week behind as well.
I wonder which will win Best Soap at the awards this year. Not EE, that’s for sure.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | January 1, 2019 10:18 AM |
Discovered EastEnders while on vacation in Ireland. Spent the past year watching as much as possible on you tube. Its been a great distraction from our orange president.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | January 1, 2019 5:25 PM |
I really want to watch “Live Week” but I can only find one episode online.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | January 1, 2019 5:27 PM |
Has Adam Woodyatt lost weight?
by Anonymous | reply 137 | January 1, 2019 5:33 PM |
Sexy little bitch Tiffany ain’t gonna bang goofball Bernadette, so that will end in tears.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | January 1, 2019 8:20 PM |
R136 I still have working bookmarks for the hour long Thursday February 19 episode, the special *flashback* episode that followed that night, and the actual live broadcast from Friday February 20.
Want any of those?
by Anonymous | reply 139 | January 1, 2019 8:43 PM |
Wow! .. How fresh and original to make the homely, overweight, socially-awkward girl with low self-esteem lesbian.
btw - I'd really like to see this Kush fellow, whom Denise spoke of, "going to the gym .. coming home and blending his kale thing or whatever .. going to gym .. grilling his chicken .. going back to the gym ... etc."
by Anonymous | reply 140 | January 1, 2019 9:17 PM |
R139
Yes please, darling!
by Anonymous | reply 141 | January 1, 2019 10:38 PM |
Okay R141 ...
Here's the hour-long episode from Thursday, February 19.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | January 1, 2019 10:46 PM |
Here's the flashback episode that followed.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | January 1, 2019 10:50 PM |
And here's the live episode from Friday, February 20.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | January 1, 2019 10:54 PM |
Love you, r144 😘
by Anonymous | reply 145 | January 1, 2019 10:55 PM |
R137, Woodyatr is as big as a house now. I gasped at one point a few weeks ago because he’s now as fat as Charlie Slater was.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | January 1, 2019 11:04 PM |
R145 I should have also mentioned, that, if you want, you can also READ all of the scripts that were written for the Live Week episodes.
The BBC still has them available as PDF links at their "Writers Room" website.
So they would at least give you the scenes and subtext within the episodes.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | January 2, 2019 1:40 AM |
Sadly true r124
by Anonymous | reply 148 | January 2, 2019 2:18 AM |
[quote]So Walford is apparently getting its first gay bar .
And gay bars are closing as a rate of knots. Talk about 25 years too late!
Almost as bad as Ian's Asian Fusion restaurant.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | January 2, 2019 10:19 AM |
Bump
by Anonymous | reply 150 | January 2, 2019 10:21 AM |
Ray is going to be a very popular bride in the jailhouse.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | January 2, 2019 3:53 PM |
R149 and after getting rid of all their gays . Only Tina , Sonia and Bernadette left
by Anonymous | reply 152 | January 2, 2019 5:43 PM |
[quote] So Walford is apparently getting its first gay bar.
I wonder if it will go into what used to be The Albert?
Very sketchy as to what was going to happen to the bar after Aidan forced Vincent to sign it over and sell it to him for £1.
And then Aidan himself was (thankfully) run out of town.
I assume the place is just sitting there vacant?
by Anonymous | reply 153 | January 3, 2019 1:38 AM |
It should be a vegan, lesbian cafe, not a gay bar.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | January 3, 2019 11:30 AM |
The New Years Day wedding episode sure dragged on and on ... and on. And talk about seat-fillers.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | January 3, 2019 7:24 PM |
“Ray” played the long lost son in PHILOMENA, the AIDS-afflicted Michael Hess.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | January 3, 2019 8:27 PM |
So Hunter pumped a bullet hole in Ray. Yawn. Mel appeared to be having an orgasm seeing her son holding a gun.
Kat and Alfie-BIG YAWN.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | January 3, 2019 9:48 PM |
So why are you still watching ?
by Anonymous | reply 158 | January 3, 2019 11:12 PM |
I don't want to be made to think about Mick Carter's penis, burnt or not.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | January 4, 2019 7:17 AM |
There was a poster in the last thread longing for Ray to fuck Hunter.
Seems like Hunter fucked Ray.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | January 4, 2019 7:27 AM |
Everyone on EE should just call the police. The drama would be over.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | January 4, 2019 12:53 PM |
Shut the fuck up, R158. It’s entirely possible to hang in there with a show you once loved and criticise it when it fucks up. And this show FUCKED UP over the holidays. First Alfie was dead/not dead, then Mel was dead/not deac and then Ray was dead/not dead. Give me a fucking break.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | January 4, 2019 2:30 PM |
Is the current producer on drugs? Can’t wait for Kate to start in February.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | January 4, 2019 4:37 PM |
R161 But the police is usually also useless .
by Anonymous | reply 164 | January 4, 2019 4:53 PM |
I happen to agree, with R164, upon second thought. Thank God the Mitchells are mobsters, otherwise there would be no justice in Walford at all.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | January 4, 2019 5:13 PM |
I wish Grant would return. Things I would to the bald head of Ross Kemp...
by Anonymous | reply 166 | January 4, 2019 5:30 PM |
[quote] It should be a vegan, lesbian cafe, not a gay bar.
But as a vegan lesbian cafe, characters wouldn't be able to get drunk and have supposedly meaningless one-offs that they agree to forget about the next day, but then don't.
I hope at least a hot new gay guy runs the gay bar. And he should move into No. 1 as well. There's still a For Sale sign up at Vincent & Kim's old place.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | January 4, 2019 6:35 PM |
Please, miss .......
On virtually every soap, people constantly die and susequently rise from the dead. It's nothing new.
Take a pill.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | January 5, 2019 3:51 AM |
I think the point was it had occurred too frequently in a short period, R168. Shows a lack of creativity on the part of the writers. I guess we'll be seeing that guy Stuart killed soon. Dr Legg will pop out of the casket once he's gone too!
by Anonymous | reply 169 | January 5, 2019 4:52 AM |
Dr. Legg will reincarnated into Dave the Cat.
Did Mick burn his penis in a grease fire?
by Anonymous | reply 170 | January 5, 2019 5:41 AM |
R168, you’re an idiot. British soaps are not like US ones.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | January 5, 2019 8:45 AM |
R170 Mick got splashed with hot oil when he threw Halfwit's prawns in the fryer. He was only wearing his short pink robe at the time, and he had it open, so it was a direct hit on his "little soldier." (Video)
by Anonymous | reply 172 | January 5, 2019 9:08 AM |
Hunter can’t have killed himself. He has the sensation of Kush’s thick half-Iranian cock up his hungry hole!
by Anonymous | reply 173 | January 5, 2019 2:23 PM |
To look forward to, I mean.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | January 5, 2019 2:24 PM |
Is Stuart preparing to harm Dr Legg? There are too many sociopaths on EE now, Stuart, Ray (assumed deceased) and arguably Alfie Moon. Again a lack of creativity. The characters have no depth.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | January 5, 2019 3:39 PM |
Will Mick be wearing a caftan until his little soldier heals?
by Anonymous | reply 176 | January 6, 2019 1:03 AM |
Their father just gets released from prison, and none of the Carter kids even call home for Christmas or New Years?
Not even Sausage?
by Anonymous | reply 177 | January 6, 2019 8:48 PM |
The Second Sausage was so dull.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | January 6, 2019 8:52 PM |
Mick got rid of two of his kids , why would Lee for example call him ?
by Anonymous | reply 179 | January 6, 2019 11:24 PM |
In their final scene, Mick ran after the departing Lee as he exited the Vic yelling out to to him, "Son!" .. And when Lee expressed doubt that he was doing the right thing, Mick's final words to him were, "Go and find your place, and go and find your people, 'cuz this place, these people will always be here for you, if you need us."
And the Carters have skyped with Nancy and Tamwar before. (Didn't Mas just go meet the duo somewhere not that long ago and report back on them when he returned?) .. And Johnny's supposedly up the M40 in Birmingham .. not that far. .. They could have at least said he was going on Christmas holiday with his new hot barrister boyfriend.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | January 7, 2019 12:08 AM |
boo hiss. I guess we can stop our Kunter fantasies.
Apparently, Charlie Winter (Hunter) has gotten the axe.
Okay, maybe Kush can fuck him before he exits.
Give him something to think about while he's gone.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | January 7, 2019 1:08 AM |
Will Hunter "go to Spain" so he can be called back at some point?
by Anonymous | reply 182 | January 7, 2019 2:00 AM |
Perhaps the Carter children sent lovely Christmas cards mummy and daddy.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | January 7, 2019 3:44 AM |
Hunter was s fucking psycho. It was only a matter of time before he killed someone.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | January 7, 2019 3:48 AM |
The actor was so bad and so old looking for a 16-year-old.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | January 7, 2019 5:06 AM |
And looked like a poster child for Hitler Youth. Too extreme looking. They should have gotten a blonde kid who at least looked likeable but knew how to conceal his cuntiness.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | January 7, 2019 8:33 AM |
I was hoping to see Brian May’s wife sitting with him at the Golden Globes.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | January 7, 2019 2:46 PM |
Real-life Hunter (Charley Winter) is listed as 22 or 23. No one seems to know for certain. So that means he's probably around 27.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | January 8, 2019 5:36 AM |
R187, Brian May’s wife Anita Dobson is currently in rehearsals to play Miss Hannigan in Annie in Manchester. So, you know, priorities.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | January 8, 2019 7:48 AM |
R188 Maybe it's because he's 22 right now and turns 23 next week. (b. 19 January 1996).
by Anonymous | reply 190 | January 8, 2019 8:09 AM |
Jesus Christ, tonight’s episode was fucking dire.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | January 10, 2019 10:31 PM |
Has our beautiful Sharon returned yet?
by Anonymous | reply 192 | January 11, 2019 9:44 PM |
Nope, R192.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | January 11, 2019 10:26 PM |
Was Mel's wedding and Ray's murder by little Hunter just a bad dream that the writers have suddenly forgotten about?
by Anonymous | reply 194 | January 12, 2019 4:23 PM |
It happened but for unknown reasons the show has decided that we don't need to know what happened to Hunter and that Tiff ,Bernie and Evie's drug gang story is sooo much more interesting .
by Anonymous | reply 195 | January 13, 2019 12:03 AM |
R194 I assumed Mel and Hunter were getting out of Dodge .. at least for awhile .. which Mel said would allow them "to work on their story ... make it watertight."
In their final scene, Mel told Hunter, "I've got passports, money, a place to go." .. She then rushed out of the room saying, "I'll just lock up."
by Anonymous | reply 196 | January 13, 2019 1:06 AM |
If were lucky, Evie's little Rat-Boy Fagan will push her onto the tracks in front of a speeding subway train.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | January 13, 2019 1:12 AM |
Does Sharon get the e20 by default? She can hire Keanu as a topless waiter.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | January 13, 2019 1:15 AM |
It sounded to me like Ray getting Phil to sign over e20 to Mel for £600,000 - albeit forced - was a legit transaction on paper.
If Oates is smart, Keanu will be a go-go boy at the new gay bar.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | January 13, 2019 1:26 AM |
Are the Taylors supposed to be the Po’ Trash of Albert Square.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | January 13, 2019 2:00 AM |
How did he manage to force Phil to sell? Yes The Taylors were brought in as very poor, on benefits and scoundrels who annoyed their neighbours. But of course the writers have to clean them up a bit if they want the audience to like them.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | January 13, 2019 9:22 AM |
Might as well sign on Kush and Keegan as dancers.
Chippendale's ...... That sounds very, very English.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | January 13, 2019 12:13 PM |
R201 From the article at Digitial Spy on the scene between Ray and Phil:
[quote] Meanwhile, Ray was up to no good by confronting Phil Mitchell (Steve McFadden) with an offer to buy E20 outright for Mel. Phil scoffed at the idea, but was later forced onto the back foot when Ray revealed this his sister's ex-boyfriend is gangster Aidan Maguire. Unfortunately for Phil, Aidan had filled Ray in on the disappearances of both Luke Browning and Vincent Hubbard, so Ray forced Phil to sign over ownership of the club to Mel for £600,000.
This happened not long before the Mel-Ray wedding, and as I recall Ray told Mel about what he'd done for her during their pre-wedding fight.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | January 13, 2019 7:33 PM |
Tiffany looks like she gaining lbs.
Her ass and thighs look huge in those plaid leggings.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | January 15, 2019 2:54 PM |
It’s sympathy weight re Bernadette. Or maybe it’s intentional so she looks like more of a viable love interest for her. Or maybe she just needs to ease up on the sausage rolls at the Elstree canteen.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | January 15, 2019 3:21 PM |
^^^ Marijuana Munchies
by Anonymous | reply 206 | January 15, 2019 10:03 PM |
Maisie Smith (Tiffany) is a pothead, R206?
by Anonymous | reply 207 | January 16, 2019 12:35 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 208 | January 16, 2019 2:25 AM |
[quote]She's pretty short, so with her height, that look just accentuates any weight gain in the ass.
The bigger the better
by Anonymous | reply 209 | January 16, 2019 5:16 AM |
Yep, more cushion for the pushin’.
It’s nice to see Cunter did hit the gym for a bit before his untimely dismissal.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | January 16, 2019 1:17 PM |
That gold puffer jacket that Tiffany is so fond of helps to balance out her weight so that she looks top-heavy and big bottomed.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | January 16, 2019 5:26 PM |
I hope Phil gets his hands on Evie and teaches her a lesson about fucking around with Dennis. Will Evie try to get Tiffany to take the seduction of Dennis to the next level?
by Anonymous | reply 212 | January 16, 2019 5:29 PM |
We're so far behind in the American PBS broadcasts of EE . A dumpy, frizzy dark-haired, dark-eyed version of the formerly blond, lanky, blue-eyed Steven Beale/Wicks has just returned to the square.
Where is the black hole of outer London where Carol lives? She went there years ago to hide from the bullying of petty thugs, and has never been able to come back yet, even for big events like her teen daughter Sonia suddenly plopping out a baby, or Sonia's fiance Jamie's death, or Sonia's wedding to Martin, etc etc. People come and go from Spain more easily.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | January 16, 2019 5:49 PM |
It was established two years later from episodes being shown here in the US that Carol had been living in Balham, a decent area of South London. Hardly a slum.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | January 16, 2019 5:53 PM |
And it was somewhat firmly established that Carol was so stubborn and had such a huge chip on her shoulder from the Bianca mess that she made the huge mistake of isolating herself from her family.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | January 16, 2019 5:55 PM |
So Mick is going to be sectioned while Danny Dyer takes a break? And fuggo Stuart just goes on and on and on? Jesus.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | January 17, 2019 1:24 PM |
Where's Ruby?
Did she opt out of #MeToo in favor of #NoThanks, and then head off to Spain?
by Anonymous | reply 217 | January 17, 2019 7:32 PM |
Storyline pacing seems to be rather uneven, imbalanced during this EP transition.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | January 17, 2019 11:03 PM |
Rob Kazinsky will be returning as Sean Slater for a “short stint” in the spring. Please God he takes that little brat Amy out of Walford with him when he goes.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | January 17, 2019 11:15 PM |
Where oh where are the gay men in Walford?
by Anonymous | reply 220 | January 18, 2019 12:34 AM |
Simon and Tony went off to backpack around Europe 20 years ago. I'm sure they'll be back soon.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | January 18, 2019 2:26 AM |
Watching The Arches mechanics, Cole and Lance, partake in the holiday choir scene then go home to spend their first Christmas together in their new flat was both sweet and sexy.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | January 18, 2019 2:37 AM |
They're no Gary and Minty.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | January 18, 2019 3:07 AM |
Does anyone know any sites that have written daily recaps of Eastenders other than the wikia (which isn't updated). It's weird - there are like none out there that I can find (American soaps have a lot of them).
by Anonymous | reply 224 | January 18, 2019 3:21 AM |
R221 Maybe they have added Ben to their traveling adventures given that Ben is Tony's cousin . And isn't Simon Courtney's uncle ?
by Anonymous | reply 225 | January 18, 2019 4:56 AM |
Yes, he is, R225. But Courtney’s not on EE although she should be.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | January 18, 2019 3:25 PM |
RIP Dr. Legg.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | January 18, 2019 7:55 PM |
I hope Dot pushes Stuart Down the stairs.
Or Dave the Cat magically appears, bites him in the ankle, and he dies a slow and painful death from rabies.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | January 19, 2019 4:05 AM |
I then want vultures to descend to peck away at his massively fuggo head.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | January 19, 2019 1:59 PM |
Is Haley being written out?
by Anonymous | reply 230 | January 19, 2019 5:42 PM |
Stuart painted the swastika on the door, didn't he? Total psychotic bastard.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | January 19, 2019 7:34 PM |
R231 I don't know. They showed the three boys running away from the front door, and one of them had a can of spray paint in his hand.
And when Stuart turned around and saw the door, his "Oh no," seemed genuine.
Of course, maybe the boys started to paint the swastika, ran off, and Stuart decided to complete it.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | January 19, 2019 9:20 PM |
Or maybe he paid them off and removed the swastika to “rehabilitate” his cred in the area?
by Anonymous | reply 233 | January 19, 2019 9:21 PM |
A few weeks behind here.
LOL at Karen asking Bernie if she wanted to be called "they".
by Anonymous | reply 234 | January 20, 2019 6:51 AM |
She was referring to her size, R234.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | January 20, 2019 8:37 PM |
Max Bowden , formerly of Waterloo Road, is the new Ben Mitchell. He starts filming tomorrow. Sorry, can’t be arsed to provide a link.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | January 20, 2019 8:39 PM |
Here's one article on it.
I'm not sad that they've opted to recast.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | January 20, 2019 8:57 PM |
Will Ben own the gay bar then?
by Anonymous | reply 238 | January 20, 2019 9:03 PM |
Looks too old . Ben's only 22 turning 23 in March . And I fear we'll just get another new characterization out of this.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | January 20, 2019 9:14 PM |
Bowden just turned 24 three weeks ago. I just hope he's a better (more subtle) actor than Reid.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | January 20, 2019 9:24 PM |
ok , that's better . He just looks older on the linked picture I guess .
by Anonymous | reply 241 | January 20, 2019 9:45 PM |
I look forward to Charlie Wernham playing Ben #7 in a few years.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | January 20, 2019 10:35 PM |
He’ll make a decent Ben. But they’re bringing him back as a unit with Lola and their kid? Uggh.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | January 21, 2019 4:50 PM |
No, exploring Ben, Lola and Lexi is something I have waited for . As long as they don't suddenly declare him bisexual .
by Anonymous | reply 245 | January 21, 2019 10:26 PM |
I haven't missed an episode have I? Where is Mel? Last I saw was her hearing the gunshot in the kitchen. That was New Year's. What happened to her and the son?
by Anonymous | reply 246 | January 21, 2019 11:04 PM |
They finally reappear next week. Which is really stupid.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | January 21, 2019 11:10 PM |
[quote] Last I saw was her hearing the gunshot in the kitchen.
Gunshot? I thought we just saw that Hunter had lied and that he still had the gun. Meanwhile, out in the kitchen, Mel had some kind of panic attack and broke a glass. I don't remember hearing any kind of gunshot.
It made sense that they disappeared for awhile, because Mel said the two if them would leave town to lie low somewhere while they worked on their story. She'd gotten out passports and money.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | January 21, 2019 11:59 PM |
There was a discussion about that last scene , there was a sound at the end and some heard a gunshot (which was apparently confirmed by the subtitles that mentioned a gunshot ) but people weren't sure if that was a real shot or just Mel's imagination ... and they haven't been on since then . Oddly no Albert Square inmate ever mentioned the wedding or questioned what happened to Ray .
by Anonymous | reply 249 | January 22, 2019 12:28 AM |
R249 Okay, thanks for that tidbit. .. I just went back and watched the scene on iPlayer, and you're right. At the same time, Mel's glass breaks on the floor, and we get that sound, the subtitles also say "#Gunshot. " .. Apparently the two noises are supposed to be simultaneous.
But the odd thing is, I also listened to the Audio Description (AD) version of the episode. The narrator describes what Hunter is doing with the pistol, then describes how Mel breaks the glass in the kitchen. But he says absolutely nothing about a gun going off. .. So I guess whoever wrote the narrator's script missed that part as well .. lol!
by Anonymous | reply 250 | January 22, 2019 1:20 AM |
Anyhoo...Hunter will only be on a few weeks before he’s outta there. Charlie Winter shot his last scene just before Christmas which means Hunter’s last airdate will be around Valentine’s Day.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | January 22, 2019 1:34 AM |
Hunter was a nasty little bitch just like his daddy.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | January 23, 2019 3:20 AM |
How the fuck did Danny Dyer just win an award? It can only be because of his Brexit rant. I actually like him as an actor but Mick did very little except stare sadly into the middle distance last year.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | January 24, 2019 1:18 AM |
So no mention of Mel and Hunter disappearing right after the wedding and it is nearly February. So many storylines just disappear! Meanwhile we get nearly an entire episode of a kids' football team and a drone?
by Anonymous | reply 254 | January 24, 2019 1:30 AM |
Mel and Hunter appear to be back from wherever those passports took them by this coming Monday's episode (Jan. 28). The BBC website has a blurb and features this photo.
[quote] Mel does her best to put on a brave face.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | January 24, 2019 2:03 AM |
Also, Sharon's back by at least Tuesday the 29th when:
[quote] Sharon confronts Keanu about his relationship with Louise.
by Anonymous | reply 256 | January 24, 2019 2:18 AM |
I bet the extreme delay between stories (I.e Mel gone for weeks) has to do with block shooting to save money
by Anonymous | reply 257 | January 24, 2019 3:37 AM |
The weird storyline pacing at the moment could also have to do with the executive producer changeover that's taking place.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | January 24, 2019 3:51 AM |
Good point, R258 . Looking forward to better pacing of storylines.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | January 24, 2019 4:35 AM |
R253 It was the NTA Award for Serial Drama Performance, which is voted by the general public. Maybe his female fan base who want to be stuffed by him stuffed the ballot box. Anyway. he's won the same award in 2015 and 2016.
by Anonymous | reply 260 | January 24, 2019 5:29 AM |
🤔 Does Phil perhaps already know about Sharon and Keanu, and he's deliberately setting Keanu up with Louise to get back at his cheating wifey?
by Anonymous | reply 261 | January 28, 2019 6:01 PM |
Why is Shirley in major bitch mode again?
Does Martin know that Fuggo is living under the same roof as his daughter, Bex?
Have we seen the last of stinky HALEY! ? (Capitalized, because everyone seems to scream her name.)
If so, it was rather odd that, with the interminably long goodbye, her main supporter, Jean, was totally absent.
Is Ted ever coming back from Australia to reclaim his flat? And no, I really don't care about him. Same with Robbie in India.
Oh, and I read Masood has gotten the chop and is OUT again.
by Anonymous | reply 262 | January 28, 2019 8:52 PM |
Masood is picking up where he left off with Kathy.
You have NOT seen the last.of Haley.
Shirley was born in major bitch mode, and it's never going to change.
by Anonymous | reply 263 | January 29, 2019 7:40 PM |
I hope Hayley returns, is a full on bitch and ends up murdered and tossed onto a skip.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | January 29, 2019 10:02 PM |
Looks like they washed Sharon's face, ripped off the weave, and gave her a few Coolsculpt or SonoBello treatments.
by Anonymous | reply 265 | January 29, 2019 11:02 PM |
Can someone explain the Keegan/Louise/Keanu dynamic? Was she dating Keegan than dumped him for his brother Keanu?
by Anonymous | reply 266 | January 30, 2019 12:55 PM |
Any recent pics of Sharon? Did she lose any weight over her Christmas break?
by Anonymous | reply 267 | January 30, 2019 4:12 PM |
R267 It was hard to tell. She looks about the same to me, and they're still dressing her in black-dark clothes with coats and cover-up type blouses.
Also, I guess she's not pregnant (?), since she ordered white wines for her and Denise at the party.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | January 30, 2019 8:39 PM |
R268, them limey chicks don’t give a fuck about drinking while pregnant. Look at Hayley.
by Anonymous | reply 269 | January 30, 2019 9:44 PM |
Who is Ted related to?
by Anonymous | reply 270 | January 31, 2019 12:27 AM |
Nobody on the Square. There was a daughter who visited for a few episodes but she was a cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 271 | January 31, 2019 12:57 AM |
There's also an (unseen) son named "Alan" (in Australia). I believe that's where Ted went. As I recall, he found the airline tickets that his dead wife, Joyce, left behind as a "surprise." .. As in surprise! We don't have any storyline for you.
Oh, and "Dave the Cat," aka "Lucky." .. Where the hell is Dave the Cat?
by Anonymous | reply 272 | January 31, 2019 1:40 AM |
Isn’t Dot looking after Dave?
by Anonymous | reply 273 | January 31, 2019 2:19 AM |
I would assume, but I don't think we've seen Dave.
Smart cat, probably took off after Stuart moved in.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | January 31, 2019 3:39 AM |
See Danny Dyer's hairy chest and pale soft belly here.
by Anonymous | reply 275 | January 31, 2019 11:35 AM |
😻 Dave is shacking up with Miss Kitty.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | January 31, 2019 10:24 PM |
The girl who plays Louise is a terrible actress. They should get rid of her when her story concludes.
by Anonymous | reply 277 | February 1, 2019 2:28 AM |
Agreed, she brings nothing to it.
by Anonymous | reply 278 | February 1, 2019 11:35 AM |
Sharon is still fat.
by Anonymous | reply 279 | February 1, 2019 4:48 PM |
Yeah, they’re trying to cover up her fat with layers of outerwear but it ain’t working. Why hasn’t the lazy sow gotten a personal trainer?
by Anonymous | reply 280 | February 1, 2019 7:32 PM |
[quote] We're so far behind in the American PBS broadcasts of EE . A dumpy, frizzy dark-haired, dark-eyed version of the formerly blond, lanky, blue-eyed Steven Beale/Wicks has just returned to the square.
R213 you’re still in 2008 then, love.
The good news is that your version of Steven Beale is gay and gets some action, albeit from his Uncle and awkwardly. The 2010’s version of Steven is very different, but I’m sure you’ve gleaned as much by now (if not please visit EE DL threads 3-6).
Back in 2008 you’ve still got Stacey & Bradley OTP; fun footloose floozy Roxy tending bar; fresh-off-the-bus Whit & Tiff when they’re still a novelty; plus the arrival of the indominitable Christian Clarke. Iirc Jack Branning is a relatively new arrival in this period and has a decent arc with Max.
It’s a fairly enjoyable year coming up for you, though tbh there’s a lot of filler and mostly irrelevant characters who either leave within a couple of years or whose backstories radically change later on - so don’t get too invested (but being a fan you have to know that by now). The LGB stuff isn’t too bad in the late-‘00s and actually gets worse later on, so enjoy the gay EE content while ye may dear time-traveller.
by Anonymous | reply 281 | February 1, 2019 8:28 PM |
R281, Steven arrived in the fall of 2017.
by Anonymous | reply 282 | February 1, 2019 8:44 PM |
Oops, I meant 2007.
by Anonymous | reply 283 | February 1, 2019 8:45 PM |
Oh how exciting, R281. We haven't seen these new people yet, other than Roxie, who IS lively, especially next to musty old granny Phiww.
Ian is still missing. Steven has tried to kiss Jane, which lead to even more bulging eyes and sighing on her part.
They've finally jailed Dean Wicks and the awful actress who plays Denise's older daughter for trying to frame Sean Slater in old Patrick's head-thump. Sean Slater does nothing but stand around and grin madly, which seems a waste.
I was hoping Max Brannon, who looks like a freshly birthed hamster, would somehow disappear forever, to join Carol in her inescapable part of London, or maybe Spain.
by Anonymous | reply 284 | February 2, 2019 3:50 PM |
My mother is in hospital and I streamed some episodes into her iPad. When the ending theme rang out I could hear the nurses laughing at us.
I know those hos watch Home & Away and have nothing to feel superior about.
by Anonymous | reply 285 | February 2, 2019 4:25 PM |
Some of them were laughing because it's a guilty pleasure to watch EE for so many. The others were laughing because they're psychos.
by Anonymous | reply 286 | February 2, 2019 4:28 PM |
R284 I forgot how much I hated the Wicks clan, besides the lovely Kevin who was too good for this world and deserved better. CHELSSSSAYY was well-annoying, wasn’t she? So was Libby, but at least she stood out and had a reason to hang about.
Sean Slater was hot, but so fucked up. I’m glad Stacey got shot of him in the end.
by Anonymous | reply 287 | February 2, 2019 5:02 PM |
Sean’s returning to the show for “a brief period” this spring. It will be interesting to see him with Kat, who never shared a scene with him. Maybe he’ll bang her. Oh wait, they’re related.
by Anonymous | reply 288 | February 2, 2019 5:55 PM |
Well, we’ve not had an incest s/l in 7 years. Worked for Hollyoaks and kills the time, eh?
by Anonymous | reply 289 | February 2, 2019 6:07 PM |
Who was the girl last year who turned up last year putting a fake skiing holiday on Instagram, and whose family did she belong to?
by Anonymous | reply 290 | February 3, 2019 6:16 AM |
That was Karen Taylor's sister, Candy.
She's the one with the buck$.
by Anonymous | reply 291 | February 3, 2019 6:34 AM |
Ah. I though she was her daughter.
by Anonymous | reply 292 | February 3, 2019 11:08 AM |
Candy was so fucking boring. So cliche and vanilla. I bet Kate Oates and Jon Senn won’t bring her back.
by Anonymous | reply 293 | February 3, 2019 8:08 PM |
Yeah, Oates & Co. are casting Karen and Mitch's daughter, Chantelle Baker, so they'll probably be concentrating on incorporating her character into the mix.
by Anonymous | reply 294 | February 3, 2019 8:50 PM |
News on why Ben is coming back -- to help Phil out of a mess he's got with his dodgy dealings in Spain.
Also, on the romance front, Oates adds:
[quote] We’re likely to see a bit more conflict between father and son and a much more confident Ben. He's a pivotal character and we have some great material coming up. What we also bring back is a Ben who is a lot more confident and comfortable with his sexuality. Ben is a complex character with many connections to explore but yes, we might be seeing some romance before long.
by Anonymous | reply 295 | February 3, 2019 10:51 PM |
NuBen looks like a slightly better looking version of the guy who played Lee Carter.
by Anonymous | reply 296 | February 3, 2019 10:56 PM |
So has Kate Oates started yet?
by Anonymous | reply 297 | February 5, 2019 12:27 AM |
EE is a lot more watchable than it was this time last year, when they tried to make it into a sitcom and were always playing for laughs.
by Anonymous | reply 298 | February 5, 2019 12:35 AM |
Someone please take Keanu's jeggings and burn them.
by Anonymous | reply 299 | February 6, 2019 6:46 AM |
Jeggings?! Did he borrow them from Karen?
by Anonymous | reply 300 | February 6, 2019 10:19 AM |
Kate Oates’ material starts airing later this month.
by Anonymous | reply 301 | February 6, 2019 12:52 PM |
How big is Keanu's willy?
by Anonymous | reply 302 | February 6, 2019 8:13 PM |
Are Nancy and Tamwar supposed to be returning to Albert Square? I suppose that Mel and Hunter are leaving?
by Anonymous | reply 303 | February 6, 2019 9:46 PM |
Please no more boring characters!
by Anonymous | reply 304 | February 6, 2019 10:03 PM |
The actress who played Nancy has a regular role on Casualty, so I doubt she's coming back... unless Eastenders are gong to use anther actress.
by Anonymous | reply 305 | February 6, 2019 10:05 PM |
Would someone please tell me the back story of Chantelle (Karen/Mitch's daughter?. I only started re-watching EE a year ago thanks to Britbox.com. Previously, I was several years behind.
by Anonymous | reply 307 | February 7, 2019 12:48 AM |
R307 I don't think there's any real backstory to tell. .. While Chantelle has been mentioned a few times since 2017 (when Karen and her brood first showed up), Chantelle herself has never been seen. .. Honestly, I didn't even know she was supposed to be a "Baker" belonging to Mitch, as news articles now seem to be indicating. .. And you can still find Wiki references to the character as "Chantelle Taylor" (with no description). .. It was previously made out to sound that Chantelle was was Karen's oldest child; so if she's a Baker, then that would mean Karen was with Mitch, got involved with Keanu's father, Shane, then got re-involved with Mitch to have Keegan.
by Anonymous | reply 308 | February 8, 2019 12:21 AM |
Karen was stabbed by Keanu’s father Shane. I guess Shane will show up eventually.
by Anonymous | reply 309 | February 8, 2019 12:28 AM |
Has fat water buffalo Kim left the show?
by Anonymous | reply 310 | February 8, 2019 12:51 AM |
Phil has sent hottie Keanu to Spain for a while to do some dirty business for him. I think Sharon might have had a face lift. She looks more youthful.
by Anonymous | reply 311 | February 8, 2019 12:52 AM |
No, R310, they just let the actress have somr time off to do a panto in Hackney.
by Anonymous | reply 312 | February 8, 2019 1:08 AM |
Who is Bernadette's father?
by Anonymous | reply 313 | February 8, 2019 8:47 AM |
Don’t think we’ve been filled in on that, R313. And who are those twins’ father?
by Anonymous | reply 314 | February 8, 2019 1:57 PM |
R313 R314 - Yeah, I don't think they've relayed any info on Bernadette's father. .. And when it comes to the twins, their father has been mentioned, but I don't think any name has ever been given. The dad appears to be involved in the boys' lives, and it's been mentioned that he provides some money for them. And a few times, when the twins seem to disappear, it's been said that he's the one they're staying with. It kind of raises the question that, if the dad acknowledges them as his sons, then why is their surname "Taylor."
by Anonymous | reply 315 | February 8, 2019 8:27 PM |
Laziness on the writers’ part, R315. It doesn’t make sense. Like, why did Michelle’s son Mark not have his adopted dad Tim’s last name?
by Anonymous | reply 316 | February 8, 2019 8:29 PM |
That's assuming that Karen knows who Bernie's dad is .
by Anonymous | reply 317 | February 8, 2019 9:39 PM |
Has Sharon had wok done?
by Anonymous | reply 318 | February 9, 2019 12:22 AM |
Yeah, probably, but maybe it’s just the botox.
by Anonymous | reply 319 | February 9, 2019 12:27 AM |
Michelle's spazzy son also had an English accent from some 'British' school she sent him to. Wouldn't have happened.
by Anonymous | reply 320 | February 9, 2019 1:22 AM |
We're too far behind in the US PBS showings to have met Michelle's son yet. We do remember when her daughter came back to play happy families with Den, and how much her accent meandered. Of course, no one came over for Pauline's funeral.
by Anonymous | reply 321 | February 9, 2019 1:29 AM |
R320, that was the most stupid thing I’ve EVER seen on a soap ANYWHERE. They tried to explain it away bg saying he’d gone to a “British school.” In FLORIDA?
by Anonymous | reply 322 | February 9, 2019 1:30 AM |
R321, yeah. Vicki showed up with a weird mid-Atlantic accent (not unlike Kelly Osbourne’s), went away and came back with a full-on British accent with no explanation whatsoever. Horrible. I felt bad for the actress because she was actually pretty good. She was stuck with an awful love interest, though, the unattractive Spencer.
by Anonymous | reply 323 | February 9, 2019 1:33 AM |
Was Karen Taylor ever legally married to any of the baby daddies.
Those twins are a double barrel nightmare. I'm thinking that Stuart might be their father.
by Anonymous | reply 324 | February 9, 2019 2:18 AM |
Michelle having a romance with that 17 year old boy was also completely unrealistic, considering she was fugtastic.
Kathy has had another very tight facelift and is romancing Masood. Ian doesn't seem to mind this time around.
by Anonymous | reply 325 | February 9, 2019 2:18 AM |
R324, 'Stuart might be their father' - hilarious. They are both fugtards so it could be true. One of them has suddenly shot up into a lumbering 6 foot tall man overnight.
by Anonymous | reply 326 | February 9, 2019 2:20 AM |
R322 And the really stupid thing about Mark Junior's accent is that, even if EE just had to have Ned Porteous in the role, according to his CV, he's capable of doing three American accents (Standard, Californian, and New York)... lol!
by Anonymous | reply 327 | February 9, 2019 5:01 AM |
According to his Instagram account Ned Porteous has been in LA for at least three months. I wonder if he’ll end up on a US series by the end of the year.
by Anonymous | reply 328 | February 9, 2019 4:47 PM |
R328 Now's the time. Pilot season is on when networks are looking to cast new, prospective TV series, so he's probably out there looking-hoping to participate.
by Anonymous | reply 329 | February 9, 2019 10:44 PM |
The Square badly needs some eye candy, both male and female. I don't count tiny neurotic Ruby as eye candy and everyone else is too raddled (Stacey and Mel), too young (Louise) or too old (Denise, Sharon, Linda). There is NO male eye candy except brief glimpses of Kush.
by Anonymous | reply 330 | February 11, 2019 1:21 AM |
Will NuBen provide a little sweetness?
What about NuBobby Beale?
I want to look at someone who makes me want to skip dinner and go straight to dessert !
by Anonymous | reply 331 | February 11, 2019 3:11 AM |
Stacey's chins often look worse than Kat's now.
by Anonymous | reply 332 | February 11, 2019 4:06 AM |
God knows Hayley is no oil painting.
Hell, I’d love Michael French back as David. He still looks great and he can act. And I really miss the character. Compared to him the likes of Alfie are a joke.
by Anonymous | reply 333 | February 11, 2019 4:54 AM |
💀 Where is Stuart?
I can't imagine that he would just leave town quietly ............
by Anonymous | reply 334 | February 11, 2019 8:31 PM |
The actor playing Stuart is extremely nice on twitter.
I hope he leaves EE immediately and finds work better suited to his pleasant personality.
by Anonymous | reply 335 | February 11, 2019 9:27 PM |
wonder when Johnny Carter will return?
by Anonymous | reply 336 | February 11, 2019 9:33 PM |
R334 With the Dr. Legg arc getting play later this week and into next, I imagine Stuart will be hovering around somewhere. Isn't he sleeping in Patrick's shed out at the allotment?
In any event, Ricky Champ's interview with Express last week (Feb. 7) makes it sound like Stuart will be around for quite a bit more.
[quote] What’s more, Ricky insisted he doesn’t think there will be an end point to his character, hinting at a long future in Walford. “Yeah I’d like for people to see a lot more different sides to him,” the actor considered. “Not just be a two-dimensional villain."
by Anonymous | reply 337 | February 11, 2019 9:37 PM |
I think they will have a -4c night as sometimes occurs in London, and Stuart will be found dead of hypothermia in Ted's shed.
by Anonymous | reply 338 | February 12, 2019 1:25 AM |
Why is Ian estranged from his son Peter? I would love to hear a little of the backstory. Funny how Ian just up and takes off for New Zealand like he's going off to a B&B for the weekend. Is he really that wealthy?
by Anonymous | reply 339 | February 12, 2019 12:54 PM |
R339, Peter lashed out at Ian for covering up for Bobby in Lucy’s murder. That’s why he moved to New Zealand.
by Anonymous | reply 340 | February 12, 2019 1:43 PM |
[quote] Why is Ian estranged from his son Peter?
Since Peter exited, though, there's been a thaw in the estrangement. .. Ian has previously traveled to New Zealand to visit Peter (and Simon) and returned implying things are basically "okay" between them now. .. Of course, that last off-screen visit wasn't built around the scenario that Ian would be allowing killer Bobby back among the family. .. We also heard Cora mention that Lauren and Louie are back in New Zealand implying that she and the boy have are reunited with Peter.
by Anonymous | reply 341 | February 12, 2019 8:14 PM |
How did Jack manage to corroborate Mel's fake alibi? I don't remember her ever telling him about the night of Ray's murder.
by Anonymous | reply 342 | February 13, 2019 10:34 PM |
R342 While they didn't say this, I got the idea that Mel may have somehow found a way to text Jack after DS Barnes left the interrogation room to follow-up on Jack being her alibi.
Perhaps, Mel was able to send Jack something sparse like "need alibi" with a few bullet points ??
Anyway, when DC Hazari was interviewing Jack, he kept looking at his cell phone on the kitchen counter, as if he was nervous about what it might show. In fact, it looked like he may have being going into the kitchen to get it (pocket it), but then he realized the two detectives were following him, so he didn't want to draw attention to handling it and just left it there.
That's all I've got.
by Anonymous | reply 343 | February 13, 2019 11:17 PM |
R336 careful sunshine; mutts round here get a bit wound up when you mention him...
by Anonymous | reply 344 | February 13, 2019 11:49 PM |
God, why did they bring Mitch back? He’s so fucking boring.
by Anonymous | reply 345 | February 14, 2019 12:11 AM |
They needed a sidekick to play opposite Mick in 'The Danny Dyer Comedy Show.'
by Anonymous | reply 346 | February 14, 2019 12:15 AM |
Mick and dry roasted Denise are going to have a romance and he's much more suitable for her than young hot Kush was.
by Anonymous | reply 347 | February 14, 2019 11:52 PM |
R347, do you mean Mick or Mitch?
by Anonymous | reply 348 | February 15, 2019 12:11 AM |
Mick ain’t going to have revenge sex with football mum, is he?
by Anonymous | reply 349 | February 15, 2019 4:45 AM |
Probably Mitch. He can't seem to keep it in his pants.
by Anonymous | reply 350 | February 15, 2019 5:45 PM |
The actor who plays Mitch bores the shit out of me. He was fine on the show as a detective a number of years ago but Mahershala Ali he ain’t.
by Anonymous | reply 351 | February 15, 2019 7:16 PM |
I mean MITCH sorry
Denise is 50 but she's never without a man for long and Mitch seems thirsty. The actress who plays Kathy Beale has had some good work done on her neck and face and the new romance between her and the much younger Masood almost seems credible.
Ian has gone off to New Zealand and is obviously going to return with Peter, then Lauren might also return to the square with his child. Jac Jossa needs to lose weight as Lauren is supposed to be a glamorous character not a lardass.
by Anonymous | reply 352 | February 16, 2019 2:34 AM |
I'm pretty neutral on the Masood character and whether he's out, but this exit storyline and his reasons for leaving (for good), make absolutely no sense.
He tells Tam that he's "got nothing going in Walford," yet he's partner in a successful restaurant operation, just began a love affair that he's obviously enjoying, has relatives on the square, a daughter and granddaughter over in Barnet, and a son, another granddaughter, and a brother right up in Birmingham. .. What the hell is he going to be doing getting between two twenty-somethings newlyweds down in Australia? .. If he thinks he can still make a difference in any of his children's lives, wouldn't it be young Kamil?
by Anonymous | reply 353 | February 16, 2019 8:52 PM |
Very good points, R353.
by Anonymous | reply 354 | February 16, 2019 8:54 PM |
Jossa isn't a teenager anymore.
She's a married woman with two kids. People gain weight, and don't always lose it. And since when was she a glamorous character ....... A teenage alcoholic, a young, unwed mother living with her would be inlaws, a baby by Peter, yet living with lazy Steven, and unwanted baby, an abortion, and getting involved with Josh while still living at the Beale house.
Can't get much more glamorous than that - she's perfect for a return to Walford.
by Anonymous | reply 355 | February 16, 2019 10:50 PM |
...Why would Masood be written out when Kate Oates wants to diversify Albert Square?!
by Anonymous | reply 356 | February 17, 2019 1:41 AM |
Poor Evie, she's not exactly the young hot-shot entrepreneur that she makes herself out to be. She's actually a lousy business team leader.
by Anonymous | reply 357 | February 17, 2019 4:53 PM |
I want Evie to just GO AWAY.
by Anonymous | reply 358 | February 17, 2019 6:53 PM |
I think Evie will be revealed to be much older than we think she is, like 33 or something.
by Anonymous | reply 359 | February 18, 2019 1:05 AM |
Thinking about Yorke's year-plus, I haven't enjoyed any of his villainous creations. Aidan, Stuart, Ray, Evie.
by Anonymous | reply 360 | February 18, 2019 1:45 AM |
Maybe Evie’s undercover like in 21 Jump Street?
by Anonymous | reply 361 | February 18, 2019 3:31 AM |
OMFG Mary The Punk looks good!
by Anonymous | reply 362 | February 19, 2019 6:39 PM |
And we finally got to see grown-up Annie!
by Anonymous | reply 363 | February 19, 2019 7:09 PM |
Lofty and Mary are the same age. He looks like an elderly man and she looks like a well preserved 40 something. Kathy with her recent face lift looks ten years younger than Lofty too.
by Anonymous | reply 364 | February 20, 2019 12:43 AM |
This scene is classic.
And all things considered, Lofty today looks exactly how I’d expect him to.
by Anonymous | reply 365 | February 20, 2019 1:05 AM |
All dressed up for the funeral,Stuart looked almost human.
by Anonymous | reply 366 | February 20, 2019 5:12 AM |
Still fuggo, though.
by Anonymous | reply 367 | February 20, 2019 11:53 AM |
The white trainers looked stupid.
by Anonymous | reply 368 | February 20, 2019 7:37 PM |
The actress who plays Kathy may be a 'legend,' but she sure doesn't know how to play drunk very believably.
by Anonymous | reply 369 | February 27, 2019 9:25 PM |
Ruby certainly isn't the brightest bulb on the tree. She really needs to stop drinking.
So much for #MeToo
by Anonymous | reply 370 | February 28, 2019 6:25 AM |
The actress who plays Ruby seems incapable of ever closing her mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 371 | February 28, 2019 7:55 PM |
I'm finding Ruby's story to be rather an aimless hodge-podge. It's also made me realize that I really don't care much about Jay. He was okay as mate of Ben's but now on his own, not so much.
by Anonymous | reply 372 | February 28, 2019 8:49 PM |
I think she’ll turn out to be a piece of shit just like her dear old dad. This storyline is risky but it could be good.
by Anonymous | reply 373 | February 28, 2019 10:45 PM |
Who is Ruby’s dad?
by Anonymous | reply 374 | March 1, 2019 2:41 AM |
Johnny Allen-he was a crook and, I think, a murderer. Well, he certainly ordered Dennis’ stabbing.
by Anonymous | reply 375 | March 1, 2019 4:49 AM |
Mitch and Denise are a terrible couple. They have no chemistry and she broke up with Kush because he might want kids. Here comes Mitch with his precocious daughter looking for a mother figure...
by Anonymous | reply 376 | March 1, 2019 7:24 AM |
R372 Yes , the actor is decent enough but the character can't shoulder a major story on his own . He works better as a supporting character .
by Anonymous | reply 377 | March 1, 2019 12:04 PM |
Ugh, Ruby came back? Is the same dreary actress still playing her?
I hope Denise is not the same Denise who was with Kevin Wicks. She's already a grim, dried-up husk of a woman, here in way-back land.
Kathy is dead, in our time frame. Is she Undead?
by Anonymous | reply 378 | March 2, 2019 1:24 PM |
Yes, the same actresses. And Kathy never really died. You must be in one of those periods before Peggy leaves?
by Anonymous | reply 379 | March 2, 2019 1:28 PM |
Since when did Mitch and Denise become a couple………did I miss something when I got up to use the bathroom?
by Anonymous | reply 380 | March 2, 2019 8:45 PM |
Lovely send-off for June Brown last night. I loved it that she ended up becoming a millionairess via Dr. Legg. I don’t think she’ll ever be back from Ireland now. It was not insignificant there was a photo of Ethel in one of the shots. I loved it that her final show was sitting alone at the kitchen table, smoking a fag, looking content. Little Dot...happy at last.
by Anonymous | reply 381 | March 2, 2019 8:45 PM |
Final shot, I mean.
by Anonymous | reply 382 | March 2, 2019 8:46 PM |
Oh phew, so she’s not off off the show
by Anonymous | reply 383 | March 2, 2019 8:54 PM |
Why would he leave all his money to Dot? Surely a nice sum for her final years would have been sufficient? Wouldn't Dr Legg want to spread his wealth around and help various good causes? Such shite
by Anonymous | reply 384 | March 2, 2019 9:09 PM |
R383, I think she is off the show. I doubt June Brown wanted a big storyline of Dot going away. This was a perfectly low key way of doing it. Whenever June Brown dies we’ll then get Dot dying off screen, hopefully surrounded by Charlie (and his son), Dottie, Nigel and Sonia.
by Anonymous | reply 385 | March 2, 2019 10:17 PM |
No mention of Dave the Cat, though. And the corner of the kitchen where Dot used to have his bed and food, etc. now has a wire stand for fruit and veg there
And how eye-rolling to see Sonia and Bex just drinking-laughing the night away with Stuart in the pub. blech. Will Tina have something to say about this at some point?
Really not impressed with Oates' decision to keep Stuart around for more or to build story around Mitch.
I am, however, laughing about the idea of Denise with Mitch. What a colossal downgrade from Kush.
by Anonymous | reply 386 | March 4, 2019 12:42 AM |
Mitch is boring beyond belief with zero sex appeal. I like Bailey, though.
by Anonymous | reply 387 | March 4, 2019 12:45 AM |
So I guess they'll have to write Stacey out, since Turner is pregnant.
Of course, my choice prompting the character's exit would be to have Stacey walk in on Martin and Kush in bed.
by Anonymous | reply 388 | March 4, 2019 12:53 AM |
Lacey won't be written out for long. She'll be back after her maternity leave.
by Anonymous | reply 389 | March 4, 2019 1:21 AM |
I think Stacey will go off somewhere with Jean for her cancer treatment.
by Anonymous | reply 390 | March 4, 2019 1:21 AM |
When Dot passes away, she will leave her newly acquired fortune to Dave 😸 !
by Anonymous | reply 391 | March 4, 2019 4:25 AM |
I love it that Dot was made a millionairess and Nick (who would have poisoned her all over again) is long dead and buried.
by Anonymous | reply 392 | March 4, 2019 2:12 PM |
So where is Keanu?
🐟 [italic] Sleeping With The Fishes ?
by Anonymous | reply 393 | March 5, 2019 6:58 PM |
Paella ingredient ?
by Anonymous | reply 394 | March 5, 2019 7:27 PM |
I don’t miss Keanu at all.
by Anonymous | reply 395 | March 5, 2019 8:12 PM |
R393 Last week, Karen told Mitch that she learned that Keanu was out of hospital and in some fancy hotel with Phil.
by Anonymous | reply 396 | March 5, 2019 8:39 PM |
Paul Usher is coming on for a few episodes, something to do with Phil. He was really hot as Barry Grant on the now defunct Liverpool soap Brookside
by Anonymous | reply 397 | March 5, 2019 9:03 PM |
That's good news, I like Paul Usher.
The new Asian girls are being annoying but Kush is definitely smitten with the older one.
by Anonymous | reply 398 | March 5, 2019 11:24 PM |
They’re both attractive in different ways but I don’t see either of them being long term characters.
by Anonymous | reply 399 | March 5, 2019 11:26 PM |
Phil Mitchell is a Ghetto Godfather.
by Anonymous | reply 400 | March 6, 2019 3:12 PM |
I'm so keen to see the opening of the gay bar. I hope they've got someone hot as the manager.
by Anonymous | reply 401 | March 7, 2019 1:17 AM |
Or someone binary.
by Anonymous | reply 402 | March 7, 2019 1:35 AM |
Tiff will be gone for how long, then?
Fast forwarding through pretty much everything on this show. Stuart and Mitch are destroying it for me
by Anonymous | reply 403 | March 10, 2019 9:09 PM |
Apparently, Kush had morning wood when Mo woke him from his dream, because he cups his cock with his hand as if to obscure it.
by Anonymous | reply 404 | March 10, 2019 9:57 PM |
Kush looks amazing, I forget how good is body is. He is definitely falling for that young Asian girl, the one who isn't Habiba.
by Anonymous | reply 406 | March 11, 2019 1:36 AM |
There was some definite telegraphing that Bex might be eyeing up Kush. And she's got form for liking an older guy (the music teacher).
by Anonymous | reply 407 | March 11, 2019 1:53 AM |
Kush is a beautiful man. I hope Kate Oates makes good use of the hours he has spent in the gym.
by Anonymous | reply 408 | March 11, 2019 8:47 AM |
Gray is cute. I think Gray will end up with Whitney. Get ready for Gritney!
by Anonymous | reply 409 | March 11, 2019 10:28 PM |
Gary and Chantelle are both good looking. Phew. The market needs some fresh meat.
by Anonymous | reply 410 | March 12, 2019 8:52 AM |
The new producer Kate Oates only casts good lookers. That's why she ditched old Ben.
by Anonymous | reply 411 | March 12, 2019 9:31 AM |
Why won’t she ditch major fuggo Stuart, then?
by Anonymous | reply 412 | March 12, 2019 12:06 PM |
R411 Who I found way better looking than the new one . This Ben looks like a discount Lee Carter .
by Anonymous | reply 413 | March 12, 2019 6:08 PM |
I think Bowden is somewhat better looking than Reid, but neither one of them measure up to my idea of what constitutes a "good looker" for a young actor on a TV soap opera. Try someone like Adam Woodward (Brody) or Kyle Pryor (Laurie) on Hollyoaks.
by Anonymous | reply 414 | March 12, 2019 7:51 PM |
Are they dropping Ben's signature eyeglasses? Bowden doesn't seem to be wearing them in any of the location photos. And what about the hearing aid? I can't tell if he has it in his left ear, or not. I know it was pretty small when Reid was in the role.
by Anonymous | reply 415 | March 12, 2019 7:56 PM |
I wonder if he'll still have the "Paul" tattoo on his ring finger.
by Anonymous | reply 416 | March 12, 2019 7:59 PM |
I don't know who the platinum blonde chick is, but she looks better than anyone else in Walford in those tight leggings.
by Anonymous | reply 417 | March 12, 2019 10:31 PM |
It’s the girl who plays Lola, R417. She bores me senseless.
by Anonymous | reply 418 | March 12, 2019 11:20 PM |
I like her , she's the mother of Ben's daughter .
by Anonymous | reply 419 | March 13, 2019 12:52 AM |
I have a Torti cat named Lola, and she's quite the Drama Queen.
by Anonymous | reply 420 | March 13, 2019 3:09 AM |
Does anyone have any pictures of the guy that plays Adam the Dentist's feet or Martin's feet?
by Anonymous | reply 421 | March 13, 2019 12:05 PM |
Oooo, I’d love to see Adam’s feets.
by Anonymous | reply 422 | March 13, 2019 4:25 PM |
The Kourtney Kardashian sister - Iqra? - is really annoying.
by Anonymous | reply 423 | March 14, 2019 1:10 AM |
Ha ha, she is like Kourtney Kardashian for sure! Kush has fallen for her, though, and she is a better match for him than dry roasted Denise or that mad one he had a still born child with.
by Anonymous | reply 424 | March 14, 2019 1:26 AM |
Looks like Raine is about to embark on an affair with fugtastic Stuart.
by Anonymous | reply 425 | March 14, 2019 7:59 AM |
Habiba is the Kardasshian one, isn’t she? Iqra is the more sensible sister with the big eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 426 | March 14, 2019 11:59 AM |
Ewwww...Bex and Kush.
by Anonymous | reply 428 | March 14, 2019 9:49 PM |
The show is, at the very least, 20 years late, but it was always an excellent soap.
by Anonymous | reply 429 | March 14, 2019 9:59 PM |
What is the legal drinking age in Walford?
Seems like the teens spend a lot of time in the Vic.
by Anonymous | reply 430 | March 16, 2019 3:00 AM |
R430, it's 18 but they can drink soft drinks in pubs at any age if accompanied by an adult.
by Anonymous | reply 431 | March 16, 2019 3:02 AM |
So Keanu is staying in Spain for awhile? .. Perhaps Ben has been introducing him to gay Barcelona.
by Anonymous | reply 432 | March 17, 2019 8:45 PM |
Let's hope New Ben gets some decent gay action now he's looking hotter and has ditched the spazzy glasses and got an invisible hearing aid.
by Anonymous | reply 433 | March 17, 2019 9:12 PM |
New Ben looks boring.
by Anonymous | reply 434 | March 17, 2019 9:39 PM |
I guess Phil didn't kill Keanu in Spain. I guess he didn't. (Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.)
by Anonymous | reply 435 | March 18, 2019 12:02 AM |
Is it true that Billy Mitchell is bisexual?
by Anonymous | reply 436 | March 18, 2019 3:22 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 437 | March 18, 2019 5:29 AM |
R434 New Ben doesn't look like Ben . And I don't mean the glasses or hearing aid . This guy just isn't Ben , he's too polished in a way .
by Anonymous | reply 438 | March 18, 2019 3:47 PM |
He looks like an assembly line actor, not distinctive looking at all and not even a beauty, just okay.
I think they should eventually kill Ben off this year and at the funeral service have a pic of the previous Ben and the love of his life Paul on display.
by Anonymous | reply 439 | March 18, 2019 7:22 PM |
R437 ...... Keanu is getting the Mafioso "Kiss of Death"
by Anonymous | reply 440 | March 19, 2019 2:32 AM |
Kate Oates likes them pretty, doesn’t she? She’s made Halfway ditch the beanie. There is potential there.
by Anonymous | reply 441 | March 19, 2019 8:23 AM |
I think we saw some Halfwit "potential" in the Children in Need video they released last November.
I remember actually stopping the video and rewinding it, not sure who he was at first. His hair was styled differently, and he had some scruff.
by Anonymous | reply 442 | March 19, 2019 9:56 AM |
Iqra is the one who specifically resembles Kourtney Kardashian (KK is pictured below). She’s the one who flies off the handle, fired Ruby 3 times in 2 episodes, and who Kush likes.
Habiba is the more angular sister who was comforting Bernie when she was stood up by her Tindr date.
by Anonymous | reply 443 | March 19, 2019 4:04 PM |
Habiba’s the slutty looking one, Iqra’s the sensible looking one. Sorted.
by Anonymous | reply 444 | March 19, 2019 7:42 PM |
Slutty looking Habiba is more entrepreneurial and even tempered; doe-eyed Iqra is bratty and changeable.
That’s subversion of expectations!
by Anonymous | reply 445 | March 20, 2019 1:01 AM |
I’m glad slutty looking Habiba is giving the eye to the snobby dentist, who is way too handsome for simpering Honey.
by Anonymous | reply 447 | March 20, 2019 1:58 AM |
I thought the handsome dentist Adam is their cousin.
by Anonymous | reply 448 | March 20, 2019 6:50 AM |
I think "Adam Bateman" is supposed to be Iqra and Habiba's "foster uncle" .. if such a thing exists .. lol! .. as he is one of the foster sons raised by the girls' grandparents, Arshad and Mariam.
by Anonymous | reply 449 | March 20, 2019 7:40 AM |
I want to see Adam’s feets.
by Anonymous | reply 450 | March 20, 2019 11:50 AM |
At DL, we know all about [italic] Foster Uncles !
by Anonymous | reply 451 | March 20, 2019 6:47 PM |
Has Sharon lost any weight? Is she still clad solely in black? I'm sure they had her in a blue top a few months ago.
by Anonymous | reply 452 | March 20, 2019 6:48 PM |
Still a fat cow. They should threaten her to either hire a personal trainer or Sharon goes off to Australia permanently.
by Anonymous | reply 453 | March 20, 2019 7:18 PM |
Apparently, Keanu is a chubby chaser.
by Anonymous | reply 454 | March 20, 2019 7:26 PM |
Sharon is very pretty, a couple of stone off, a flattering wardrobe with brighter colors and a decent hairdo and she'd be sizzling again, even at 50. This was just 6 years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 455 | March 20, 2019 7:27 PM |
All Keanu's girlfriends were skinny before Sharon. I think the actress might have had a face lift or some description though.
by Anonymous | reply 456 | March 21, 2019 1:35 AM |
What is with your obsession with hiring a personal trainer for Sharon, r453?
Time to start living in the real world. And please, do post a pic of your bad ass self.
by Anonymous | reply 457 | March 22, 2019 8:28 PM |
Letitia doesn't need a personal trainer, just re-watch her old fitness DVD! Wonder if it still sells?
by Anonymous | reply 458 | March 22, 2019 8:34 PM |
Didn't Sharon try to tell Louise that Keanu was her personal trainer last year? .. lol!
by Anonymous | reply 459 | March 22, 2019 8:54 PM |
Sharon looks like a pig. There is no excuse for that since she is a leading lady character.
by Anonymous | reply 460 | March 23, 2019 12:22 AM |
Sharon looks like a hog and the affair between her and Keanu was ridiculously unrealistic, as was her agreeing to have sex with Phil on the bed while Keanu was underneath it.
by Anonymous | reply 461 | March 23, 2019 2:35 AM |
Childrun, pleeze ........ No more sighber boolies.
Yoo must Bee 🐝 Best !
by Anonymous | reply 462 | March 23, 2019 4:56 AM |
The high schoolers Bex and Louise hanging out at the e20 ?
Guess Martin wasn't all that mortified to lay down the law with Bex, I don't care if she's considered legal age or not. They're still school girls, morphing into Walford sluts.
by Anonymous | reply 463 | March 24, 2019 10:17 PM |
Anyone have any gossip on the cast?
by Anonymous | reply 464 | March 24, 2019 11:40 PM |
R463 Bex is over 18 . Louise however is not .
by Anonymous | reply 465 | March 25, 2019 1:00 AM |
Although she looks 24.
by Anonymous | reply 466 | March 25, 2019 2:06 AM |
Speaking of e20, they never mention that Kush is supposed to be working as a bouncer there.
by Anonymous | reply 467 | March 25, 2019 2:53 AM |
I want a storyline where Kush is down on his luck and becomes gay for pay.
by Anonymous | reply 468 | March 25, 2019 4:51 AM |
So I’m guessing Watford East will be the gay bar?
by Anonymous | reply 469 | March 25, 2019 4:53 AM |
I wonder if Kim's gay "cousin" from Scotland, "Colm," could eventually arrive to be new gay club manager.
btw - It sounds like Ben arrives April 1.
by Anonymous | reply 470 | March 25, 2019 8:13 AM |
[quote] I want a storyline where Kush is down on his luck and becomes gay for pay.
And the only one with enough cash to afford Kush is Chantelle's bisexual husband, Gray, the successful solicitor.
by Anonymous | reply 471 | March 25, 2019 8:19 AM |
Tiffany reappeared after a two week absence, looking as if she'd been living on the streets for years with dirt all over her and red bruises under her eyes. Even Evie looked spazzed out.
by Anonymous | reply 472 | March 25, 2019 11:15 PM |
Tiffany is no Diane Butcher.
by Anonymous | reply 473 | March 25, 2019 11:31 PM |
Tiffany looks like she doesn't 10-20 pounds. She also looks like an addict.
Sharon's had a face lift, and not a very good one.
Keanu looks very angry and very hot.
by Anonymous | reply 474 | March 27, 2019 2:15 AM |
I didn’t recognise the hard-faced broad at the Vic last week. It was Kath.
by Anonymous | reply 475 | March 27, 2019 5:07 AM |
I think Kathy looks good. So sue me.
by Anonymous | reply 476 | March 27, 2019 6:58 PM |
Kath is 70 years old and looks great. Sharon seems to have had that facelift where they just lift the skin. She still has her nasty dry extensions.
EE is playing up the similarity between Phil and Keanu, both physical and in terms of their attraction to Sharon. They do look a bit alike.
by Anonymous | reply 477 | March 28, 2019 1:25 AM |
Phil listening to Depeche Mode .. lol!
by Anonymous | reply 478 | March 28, 2019 5:16 AM |
Isn't Phil of "that" generation?
by Anonymous | reply 479 | March 28, 2019 6:44 AM |
I guess you're right, R479. I guess I just don't think of him "that" way ;-)
by Anonymous | reply 480 | March 28, 2019 7:35 AM |
Neither does Sharon, r480 😂
by Anonymous | reply 481 | March 28, 2019 10:49 PM |
Everyone has finally discovered that Ted's flat is being used as a trap house!! Evie is in a bad way.
by Anonymous | reply 482 | March 29, 2019 12:23 AM |
Why are they even bringing Ted back?
by Anonymous | reply 483 | March 29, 2019 12:36 AM |
It’s been confirmed that Hayley isn’t coming back. Good. The actress wasn’t bad but the character was shoved down our throats. 97 episodes in 2018, according to Walford Web. Hayley should have been a six month villainess and no more than that. She was so scuzzy looking. When Kat referred to her as “gorgeous” just a few days after she found out she’d had a baby by Alfie I wanted to throw something at the TV. With that skin and those teeth and that attitude? I don’t fucking think so. It would have been the same if someone described Stuart as being “fit.”
by Anonymous | reply 484 | March 29, 2019 11:41 AM |
Please post YOUR picture for us so we can revel in your handsomeness r484
by Anonymous | reply 485 | March 29, 2019 5:33 PM |
I’m actually not bad looking at all, R485. And unlike the girl who plays Hayley I’ve got clear skin and a full set of choppers. So what’s your point, then?
The guy who plays Stuart is offensively ugly. He’s unwatchable. If he was a brilliant actor it might help. But he’s not.
by Anonymous | reply 486 | March 29, 2019 8:01 PM |
No way was Haley "gorgeous." Besides the bad teeth and skin, her hair looked fried, like one of those cheap, dried-out, black wigs that kids wear at Halloween. And that scratchy voice. Does she smoke two packs a day? She not only looked bad, but sounded bad. I used to imagine she smelled bad too.
As for Stuart, I just don't care about his character. It doesn't matter that he looks like Uncle Fester. I think it's a mistake to have kept around. For me, he's just a reminder of how bad much of last year was, and I especially hated that story.
by Anonymous | reply 487 | March 29, 2019 8:35 PM |
Thank God Evie’s gone.
by Anonymous | reply 489 | March 31, 2019 12:33 AM |
R487, the whole show should be renamed FUGENDERS.
Freeze dried Denise and water buffalo Kim need to go, as does harridan Sonia, lardtard Sharon and Bernie, fugtastic Stuart, massive boiled egg head Phil, skeletal Shirley...Jesus, so much ugly in one place.
by Anonymous | reply 490 | March 31, 2019 2:36 AM |
R490, you left out the hideous Karen Taylor, her two half-wit teens and fat pig daughter Bernadette. And Keanu who looks like something out of Deliverance.
by Anonymous | reply 491 | March 31, 2019 4:55 AM |
Oops, sorry, you did remember Bernadette. Never mind.
by Anonymous | reply 492 | March 31, 2019 4:56 AM |
Re r490s list, who can be considered halfway good-looking as is? Kush, Whitney, Habiba, Tiff (but hasn’t she gained weight?) and... er.... maybe Adam?
Needs to hit the gym and buy new clothes: Martin, Stacey, Keegan, Halfway, Bernie, Hayley.
Needs to gain a new personality and hit the tanning beds: Jay, Louise, Honey.
Needs a lighter hand with pancake makeup: Linda, Mel.
Would look OK for their age after a year of keto-dieting, personal training, microdermabrasion amd fillers: Mick, Ian, Sharon.
by Anonymous | reply 493 | March 31, 2019 10:14 AM |
Who is currently looking after Heather Trott’s son George?
by Anonymous | reply 494 | March 31, 2019 10:41 AM |
R494, George’s dad, the kid whi fathered him. And his family, too, I would guess.
by Anonymous | reply 495 | March 31, 2019 12:42 PM |
I just had a look at WalfordWeb for the first time in a while and nothing has changed. Still the same arrogant people who won't let anyone have a different opinion about their favorite characters . And Mrs Peel is still vile as always . Why hasn't she been banned , she's slagging off actors for looks and what not .
by Anonymous | reply 496 | March 31, 2019 12:54 PM |
It's not like most of the cast of EE has ever been anything but plain at best. It's part of the charm.
by Anonymous | reply 497 | March 31, 2019 2:54 PM |
I agree, R496. Mrs. Peel is an American frau living in the UK. At least her posts don’t read like college theses and she’s stopped presenting storyline theories as facts. Shamelessness (such a stupid moniker) and Nevermindme, however, are insufferable gay bitches who don’t have a clue that they’re utter morons. I like Sue Osman a lot, though. His posts are cogent and well thought out.
by Anonymous | reply 498 | March 31, 2019 6:48 PM |
Mrs Peel is such a hypocrite . Today's rant has her calling Keegan a violent misogynist while calling Evie a Chicken-Arsed Pout , Bex the po-faced Rebecca and Tiffany moon-faced . She hates conventionally pretty young girls more than anything .
by Anonymous | reply 499 | April 1, 2019 1:39 PM |
She loved calling characters like Bianca and Jane, of all people, “cunts.” Very classy of her.
by Anonymous | reply 500 | April 1, 2019 4:46 PM |
W and W for R493!
In my opinion, the only good looking people on Fugenders are Kush, Whitney and Louise. Bex and Tiff and Halfway are okay, as are Habiba and Iqra. Keanu would be fine if he grew his hair. Ruby's rapist was quite cute. Kaffy looks good for a 70 year old.
People EE want us to think are hot but aren't: Stacey, Ruby, Danny Dyer, Linda, Evie, Adam, Martin, Honey, Jack and Max Branning, and Mel.
People who deserve the title of Super Fug: Stuart , Phil, Shirley, Karen, Bernie, Kat Slater, Little Mo, Kim, Sharon
by Anonymous | reply 501 | April 2, 2019 9:16 AM |
Love your list, R501.
by Anonymous | reply 502 | April 2, 2019 12:52 PM |
I started watching last year after taking a 30 year break and am astonished by the female fan base Max has retained. I love a ginger as much as the next person but he is fug, and worse, psychotic. At least Phil isn’t acting like he’s the Michael Fassbender of Walford,
by Anonymous | reply 503 | April 2, 2019 3:08 PM |
Max Branning has no hair, or visible eyebrows or eyelashes, so he's the worst kind of ginger. But FugEnders always has him unrealistically hooking up with attractive younger women like Lucy Beale, the policewoman who died of a brain injury, (Emma Summerhouse?) and Roxy Mitchell.
Even now he is apparently shagging some young Spanish teacher while his true physical match, stringy Raine, moves towards hooking up with fellow junkie, fugtard Stuart.
by Anonymous | reply 504 | April 2, 2019 5:12 PM |
I've never understood how Max gets so many women, he is not attractive at all.
Any pics of Sharon's face-lift? How come she didn't get lipo?
by Anonymous | reply 505 | April 2, 2019 5:48 PM |
Why the hell do so many of you keep watching?
Nothing else to do with your time fellas, besides criticize everyone's looks?
by Anonymous | reply 506 | April 2, 2019 7:10 PM |
First full episode with Ben's new head . I don't know what to think but I wish they had used the actor for a different new character . I just don't think Ben when I see him . He didn't just get a head transplant he got a personality transplant too .
by Anonymous | reply 507 | April 2, 2019 7:14 PM |
[quote] I've never understood how Max gets so many women, he is not attractive at all.
The only attractive thing about Max is his ass, so I suppose flipping him on his stomach so you don't have to look at him would work both ways.
Also, with Jake Wood being in his mid-40s, I'd give him kudos for keeping the rest of his body toned and fit. Some of the younger guys on EE could improve in that area.
by Anonymous | reply 508 | April 2, 2019 8:29 PM |
Billy had a hot little body back in the day. It’s probably gone to seed in recent years.
The show should bring back Craig Fairbrass as Dan. Make him a serial killer and finish off Phil, Max, Stuart and Karen while pummeling Kunter (out of jail on a technicality) with that massive tool of his.
by Anonymous | reply 509 | April 2, 2019 10:37 PM |
Fairbrass has gotten even better with age.
by Anonymous | reply 510 | April 2, 2019 10:54 PM |
Ben is back and he, Phil and Keanu have decided to launder money together. The actor isn't yet comfortable in the role as the last character he played was an 18 yr old in Waterloo Road. Harry Reid is good looking without his glasses so he should have come back instead of this spazzy new guy.
by Anonymous | reply 511 | April 3, 2019 3:19 AM |
Max is a bad boy.
Women love naughty boys.
by Anonymous | reply 512 | April 3, 2019 3:33 AM |
Max looks like a "pinkie," the hairless, pink baby rats people buy to feed their snakes. Even if he's the naughtiest pinkie in the litter, I can't believe women find that attractive.
by Anonymous | reply 513 | April 3, 2019 3:49 AM |
Max looked medium hot on Waterloo Road but he seems to have put on weight, or it could be the curse of FugEnders, which does have a tendency to ruin actors' looks. Case in point: Jac Jossa who pied out and never recovered her figure.
by Anonymous | reply 514 | April 3, 2019 7:59 AM |
Given the timeline, and her lingerie, Stacey was a regular user of the Carmen Electra Fit To Strip DVD
by Anonymous | reply 515 | April 3, 2019 9:47 AM |
I can’t stand Keegan’s character-he went from being a vicious piece of shit to “sensitive” within three episodes. He is, however, played by a very good looking actor.
by Anonymous | reply 516 | April 3, 2019 3:51 PM |
One of the charms of EastEnders is the "normal" looking actors, and casting past-their-prime sexpots like Wendy Richards and Barbara Windsor were cases in point.
But it's slightly ridiculous that reasonable-looking people like Halfway and Keanu and hell, even Linda, are styled with awful clothes and crap hair. A few more people with the style-to-attractiveness ratio achieved by Kush and Whitney would be nice.
by Anonymous | reply 517 | April 3, 2019 4:46 PM |
[quote] EastEnders fans convinced Ben Mitchell will seduce Chantelle’s hot husband Gray and have steamy affair behind her back
Girl yass
by Anonymous | reply 518 | April 3, 2019 4:47 PM |
R518, that would be a cool storyline.
I think Kate Oates might be trying to de-fugify EE. Her new castings have all been fairly good looking: the Asian girls, Chantelle, her husband, even new Ben. It may signal a turnaround for FugEnders as we know it.
by Anonymous | reply 519 | April 3, 2019 5:11 PM |
[quote]A few more people with the style-to-attractiveness ratio achieved by Kush and Whitney would be nice.
Don’t forget the dapper Gray! Gray seems to have a nice dusting of chest hair and hopefully Kate Oates will show us more of it.
by Anonymous | reply 520 | April 3, 2019 5:25 PM |
Up in R471, I was fantasizing Gray would be bisexual.
by Anonymous | reply 521 | April 3, 2019 6:42 PM |
Some of you should switch to SpongeBob.
by Anonymous | reply 522 | April 3, 2019 8:04 PM |
Some of you should switch to SpongeBob.
by Anonymous | reply 523 | April 3, 2019 8:04 PM |
Some of you should switch to SpongeBob.
by Anonymous | reply 524 | April 3, 2019 8:04 PM |
Some of you should switch to SpongeBob.
by Anonymous | reply 525 | April 3, 2019 8:04 PM |
Some of you should switch to SpongeBob.
by Anonymous | reply 526 | April 3, 2019 8:04 PM |
Do you have dementia, R526?
The whole Slater family need to go.
by Anonymous | reply 527 | April 4, 2019 2:16 PM |
Not Stacey, though. I like her.
by Anonymous | reply 528 | April 4, 2019 2:27 PM |
Stacey is good and the actress screams 25% less than the other actresses on this show. She had a bangin' body as recently as last year but will always be jowly. It's just the face one is born with. I expect Kate Oates to have Lacey Turner in something formfitting as soon as she pops out that child.
Actually that's why I have never given up on Sharon or Shirley because they don't screech out their dialogue.
I don't care about Denise's shellacked face but the character is such a cunt and the actress playing Kim cannot act.
by Anonymous | reply 529 | April 4, 2019 7:16 PM |
R529, I saw the actress who plays Kim in a panto back in December and she was actually really good. I was surprised.
by Anonymous | reply 530 | April 4, 2019 7:30 PM |
Women can't resist the charm that is Max Branning.
He's the Svengoolie of Walford.
by Anonymous | reply 531 | April 4, 2019 8:48 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 532 | April 4, 2019 9:33 PM |
I miss Bianca.
by Anonymous | reply 534 | April 4, 2019 9:56 PM |
Bianca's having tons of fun playing on the beach in Malibu.
by Anonymous | reply 535 | April 4, 2019 10:12 PM |
^^^ Sunscreen, anyone?
by Anonymous | reply 536 | April 4, 2019 10:50 PM |
Which one is Bianca?
by Anonymous | reply 537 | April 4, 2019 10:53 PM |
R527 Bianca (Patsy Palmer) is the one with the hat on. And she's often sporting a huge sun hat, so I'm guessing sure she's aware of her redheaded need to use sun protection, R536.
btw - Her four kids are all good looking (imho).
by Anonymous | reply 538 | April 4, 2019 11:07 PM |
PP's kids are cute, she must have married a dark haired guy to balance out the ginger.
New Ben is being mean and nasty, kicking out at his daughter and being aggressive to Lexi. Old Ben had plenty of mean in him too though so it isn't out of character.
by Anonymous | reply 539 | April 5, 2019 2:18 AM |
Bianca look like a long hair man.
Woof-Woof !
by Anonymous | reply 540 | April 5, 2019 2:30 AM |
Why did they bring back Lexi? Bitch is boring as hell.
by Anonymous | reply 541 | April 5, 2019 1:02 PM |
Oops, I meant Lola.
by Anonymous | reply 542 | April 5, 2019 1:02 PM |
Did Lola drink champagne and dance all night?
by Anonymous | reply 543 | April 6, 2019 1:10 AM |
Well, she sure wasn’t a showgirl from Vegas, more a scrubber from Mudchute.
by Anonymous | reply 544 | April 6, 2019 2:56 AM |
Chantelle is a bore and the actress is very low energy. I doubt she’ll still be there by Christmas.
by Anonymous | reply 546 | April 6, 2019 9:02 PM |
Were Evie & Tiffany beaten and raped, or just out turning tricks for some quick cash.
by Anonymous | reply 547 | April 7, 2019 12:52 AM |
I don’t give a shit about either of them. This show has gone downhill so badly. I wonder if it will ever be watchable again.
by Anonymous | reply 548 | April 7, 2019 1:53 AM |
Tiffany was hoeing for drugs.
They need to have someone ordering Xanax off the internet, which is big in the UK at the moment.
Agree that Lola is dull and chavtastic..
by Anonymous | reply 549 | April 7, 2019 3:29 AM |
More Gray, please!
by Anonymous | reply 550 | April 7, 2019 2:47 PM |
Maybe they should do a PSA involving Mick and gynecomastia?
by Anonymous | reply 551 | April 7, 2019 9:01 PM |
His man boobs really are a disgrace, though.
by Anonymous | reply 552 | April 7, 2019 9:29 PM |
Both are lardtards.
by Anonymous | reply 554 | April 8, 2019 12:01 AM |
In the R551 pic Danny Dyer appears to have too free a hand with the fillers. He needs to lay off the lage and cut out the pies and then decided if he wants lipo under the chin.
by Anonymous | reply 555 | April 8, 2019 10:35 AM |
I wonder if Scott Maslen (Jack) has a big schlong.
by Anonymous | reply 556 | April 8, 2019 3:25 PM |
Not surprised Hunter wants to stay in prison. He must be taking cock by the yard.
by Anonymous | reply 557 | April 8, 2019 7:20 PM |
Mel/Hunter remind me of that scene in Slapshot where Paul Newman’s character says to the mother of a young boy “He’ll have a cock in his mouth before you can say ‘Cock robin.’l
by Anonymous | reply 558 | April 8, 2019 8:52 PM |
Instead of simply showing a hungover Ben lazing on the sofa, they should have had some hook-up from the night before come down the stairs putting a shirt on, with Ben telling the guy, "No, you can't stay for a coffee. .. And use the front door, through there. .. My daughter's in the kitchen eating a biscuit."
by Anonymous | reply 559 | April 8, 2019 10:42 PM |
So Hunter ridiculously pleaded guilty to murder just to get rid of his character for a year and then recast him with a taller, hotter actor who is also mean as hell.
Sometimes I think he and Mel might be heading for an incest storyline or he could come back gay or bi.
by Anonymous | reply 561 | April 8, 2019 11:44 PM |
What's the point of keeping Mel around now that she can't bark "HUNTER" every 20 seconds?
by Anonymous | reply 562 | April 9, 2019 12:12 AM |
She’ll probably be helping Ben take down Phil, which should be fun to watch.
by Anonymous | reply 563 | April 9, 2019 1:09 AM |
Huntaah ........
Huntaah, wheyre ahh you?
by Anonymous | reply 564 | April 9, 2019 3:43 AM |
Hunter was a hoe and a half, cavorting aged 15 with Louise and making sure it was caught on Phil's CCTV. I hope lardfug Bernie and her mother get sacked soon.
Danny Dyer hasn't been properly on camera for ages.
What do people think of querulous Jean? I find her so irritating.
by Anonymous | reply 565 | April 9, 2019 5:05 AM |
The actress is good but the character is indeed irritating.
by Anonymous | reply 566 | April 9, 2019 10:55 AM |
Jean is psychotic. The way she was written with regards to Hayley and her pregnancy was ridiculous. The object of Hayley was to expand the Moon family for further decades but shit.
by Anonymous | reply 567 | April 10, 2019 2:05 AM |
I would love to see a ruthless cull of the Slaters. Giant Mo, fishwife Stacey and neurotic Jean all need to go.
by Anonymous | reply 568 | April 10, 2019 3:21 AM |
I hope that the men running the gay bar approach Hollyoaks level of hot.
by Anonymous | reply 569 | April 10, 2019 3:23 AM |
Someone like Hollyoaks’ Sylver running the bar would be great.
by Anonymous | reply 570 | April 10, 2019 4:12 AM |
I think R470 is onto something.
by Anonymous | reply 571 | April 10, 2019 6:31 PM |
R568 I totally agree, and am shocked that the only Slater I can generally tolerate lately is Kat, especially now that Alfie is gone.
by Anonymous | reply 572 | April 10, 2019 9:22 PM |
That combined family has seven kids, but you only ever see them holding Hayley's baby, which she would never have abandoned given how distraught she was when Archie ran off with her.
by Anonymous | reply 573 | April 11, 2019 7:04 AM |
It's clear that Keanu still fancies fugtastic Sharon.
We haven't seen the King of Fug, Stuart, for a while.
by Anonymous | reply 574 | April 11, 2019 7:06 AM |
I would also keep Mo with her throbbin' "farmers."
by Anonymous | reply 576 | April 11, 2019 3:06 PM |
EastEnders does love a demon child storyline. I remember when Denny was a blond haired cherub and now he's morphed into Bobby Beale.
by Anonymous | reply 577 | April 12, 2019 10:53 AM |
He punched Sharon in her lovely new face-lift the other night.
by Anonymous | reply 578 | April 12, 2019 1:14 PM |
Hunter's just taken 11 inches. Those were tears of joy, tonight!
by Anonymous | reply 579 | April 12, 2019 7:55 PM |
Hunter’s twitching anus felt paradise tonight.
by Anonymous | reply 580 | April 12, 2019 8:09 PM |
Have the women at the hair salon considered doing something about their own hair, first? And even barber Mitch could use some work.
by Anonymous | reply 581 | April 12, 2019 8:30 PM |
So Ben's okay human trafficking? Geez.
by Anonymous | reply 582 | April 12, 2019 9:58 PM |
This human trafficking thing is ridiculous. Why make the gay character into the soap's most evil villain? He had no real evil in him prior to this. I was hoping for him to have a romantic storyline, not this.
EE stans on Walford Web aren't happy at all.
by Anonymous | reply 583 | April 12, 2019 10:26 PM |
That punch looked mighty unconvincing.
by Anonymous | reply 584 | April 12, 2019 11:10 PM |
Of course it was, Sharon's face cannot be damaged!
by Anonymous | reply 585 | April 12, 2019 11:20 PM |
[quote] This human trafficking thing is ridiculous. Why make the gay character into the soap's most evil villain?
~Sigh~ And if Ben's going to be that evil, he might as well have kept the sports car his former lover gave him and stuck with the equally-amoral (now dead) Luke.
by Anonymous | reply 586 | April 12, 2019 11:55 PM |
Exactly, this new Ben would have adored fiendish daddy Luke.
Do any of you know about Steven Bear, that crazy adhd violent guy who scared everyone senseless on Celebrity Big Brother a few years ago? The actor playing Ben sometimes seems to be doing his best Bear impression.
by Anonymous | reply 587 | April 13, 2019 2:46 AM |
New thread which some people are already using.
https://www.datalounge.com/thread/23572543-eastenders-part-9-fugenders
by Anonymous | reply 588 | April 13, 2019 2:53 AM |
Who else gets bad vibes from Gray? He seems to be very controlling with Chantelle. I smell a domestic abuse storyline. Good to see a realistic Albert Square house buyer for a change instead of market traders renting houses that would be about 5k a month to rent.
by Anonymous | reply 589 | April 13, 2019 3:01 AM |
Apparently Vincent is set to return. Maybe he'll hook up with Chantelle and spark the rage of Gray.
by Anonymous | reply 590 | April 13, 2019 8:12 AM |
Danny Dyer has been conspicuous by his absence. I'm sure Kate Oates has some interesting storylines acued up for him. It would be good to see him be unfaithful to annoying Linda.
by Anonymous | reply 591 | April 13, 2019 8:15 AM |
Who else spotted a sizzle of sexual energy between Halfway and Ben last night? Definitely a glint in both their eyes and that would be quite a HOT pairing.
by Anonymous | reply 592 | April 13, 2019 8:16 AM |
I guess Danny Dyer was performing in the West End during the current scenes?
If not, Kate has probably sent him off to a fat farm.
by Anonymous | reply 593 | April 13, 2019 5:34 PM |
Halfway looks like like he's gained 30 pounds .. and not in a Goodway.
As for Gray, could there be another reason why he wants to keep Chantelle busy at work full-time? I can see it getting her out of the way, so he and his random Crusadr hook-ups can put that renovated basement at No. 1 to good use.
And Oates version of Ben? If he's meant to be totally repellent, then we have success. Human trafficking makes him a disgusting piece of shit. And his insulting pub "banter" just makes him pathetic.
by Anonymous | reply 594 | April 13, 2019 7:15 PM |
Is Ben the one who was abused by Sophie Thompson?
by Anonymous | reply 595 | April 13, 2019 10:10 PM |
Weird that Danny Dyer is being paid so much and yet isn't really on screen a lot at the moment.
by Anonymous | reply 596 | April 14, 2019 12:35 AM |
I think Honey is going to get her heart broken. Maybe she will hook up with Jack Branning.
by Anonymous | reply 599 | April 14, 2019 12:37 AM |