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EastEnders Part 9: FugEnders

Will new Executive Producer Kate Oates succeed in her mission to defugify Albert Square?

by Anonymousreply 601Last Friday at 12:51 PM

She ought to send Mitch, Sharon, Bernie, Karen, Ian and Martin to “Portugal” and reintroduce them with hot new bodies.

Keep Phil and Big Mo fat though.

by Anonymousreply 104/09/2019

How about sending "My name is DENNIS" along with Louise, to Siberia.

by Anonymousreply 204/10/2019

Dennis is malevolent.

by Anonymousreply 304/10/2019

Dennis will probably end up sharing a jail cell with Hunter.

by Anonymousreply 404/11/2019

Ben is a real nasty piece of work. Stuart is being redeemed. In some sense he was redeemed by Dot's acceptance and Christian love. Dot is the last Christian on the square. Decades ago, for those who want to attack, they had her go thru the acceptance of AIDS thing. She's retained her Christian beliefs but become accepting. As a comedic episode there was her prayer by the tomb of her best friend, (Ethel?) who she had helped commit suicide (because of her suffering), which she also had to deal with and grow from. "Our Father, What is in Heaven..." Will miss Dot.

by Anonymousreply 504/12/2019

New Ben is hot

by Anonymousreply 604/12/2019

Dot IS EastEnders.

The Old Vic should be reCHRISTened "The Smoking Dot Cafe"

by Anonymousreply 704/12/2019

[quote] Ben is a real nasty piece of work.

Heel-Face-Revolving Door. It's confusing.

I dunno though, he's alright. Sometimes. At least he's a decent shag.

by Anonymousreply 804/12/2019

wish they'd bring back a Johnny that's not fugly

by Anonymousreply 904/12/2019

R2, I think New Evil Ben might be planning to traffic Louise and Denny.

by Anonymousreply 1004/12/2019

Johnny needs to be recast as a super hot actor. Maybe Douglas Booth could play him.

by Anonymousreply 1104/12/2019

It would be a natural for a NEW hot, blond, lawyer-in-training, Jonathan, to hook up with experienced solicitor, Gray.

by Anonymousreply 1204/13/2019

R12, Flashy Gray definitely looks like he could be bi. So he can hook up with New Evil Ben or someone from the gay bar.

by Anonymousreply 1304/13/2019

Dennis is played by a bad child actor. Those queens and fraus over at WW think he’s “playing a blinder.” Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 1404/13/2019

Dennis looks as if he's going to grow up to be over 6 foot, which doesn't seem realistic, given his parents. They'll probably recast him soon. This is now the official thread as Part 8 has reached 600 posts.

by Anonymousreply 1504/13/2019

[quote] So he can hook up with New Evil Ben or someone from the gay bar.

Preferably someone from the gay bar. Gray is too hot for New Evil Ben, who looks like the love child of Martin and Lee.

by Anonymousreply 1604/13/2019

Will evil Dennis end up murdering, accidentally or otherwise, his whore of a mother?

by Anonymousreply 1704/13/2019

R17, no - lardfug Sharon is a legacy character who will probably be there until she dies. She is way too hefty to get cast elsewhere on a regular basis.

by Anonymousreply 1804/13/2019

Dennis should at least rip Sharon's extensions out.

Maybe Chantelle can come up with a new hairstyle for her.

by Anonymousreply 1904/13/2019

I once called Sharon a lard queen on Digital Spy and was attacked by all the 60 year old fraus for body shaming.

by Anonymousreply 2004/13/2019

As you should be, r20.

by Anonymousreply 2104/13/2019

Dennis the Menace 2 Society

by Anonymousreply 2204/13/2019

On WW you can get a temporary ban for daring to criticize a performer’s appearance. So unfair.

by Anonymousreply 2304/14/2019

There's quite a few residents who could use some time in the gym.

They should have Kush exit the street stall and have him take over what used to be "Ronnie's Boxing Club & Gym" (Basher's). I assume Jack still owns the place? I remember it was mentioned after Ronnie died. Anyway, it could be turned into "Albert Square CrossFit" or something. The extras from the gay nightclub scenes can work out there too. .. lol!

Kush isn't seriously planning to selling cheap tat for the next 35 years, is he? He could always keep the stall and have someone else work it for him.

by Anonymousreply 2404/14/2019

If it was a real East End neighbourhood it would have a gym, a juice bar, an ice cream shop, a vegetarian/vegan café, a small venue for live music, a deli and plenty of little independent gift shops, bakeries etc. EastEnders is currently doing a huge set expansion so perhaps a few of these places will appear, with time

by Anonymousreply 2504/14/2019

I also got screamed at on Digital Spy when I dared to say that New MIchelle wasn't attractive enough to catch the interest of a hot 17 year old. I can't even remember the American guy's name, was it Presley?

by Anonymousreply 2604/14/2019

Just remembered, it was Preston. As if he would seduce frumpfug Michelle. The Digital Spy fraus all rushed to tell me how slim and tiny Michelle was.

by Anonymousreply 2704/14/2019

I don't get what Keanu wants with Sharon . Bex and her crush on Kush makes sense , Kush ist younger and hot, but people over at WW love Sheanu and hate even the thought of Bex and Kush . Maybe they are living through Sharon and want a younger boytoy .

by Anonymousreply 2804/14/2019

Not only that, but its already been established that Bex goes for older guys. She previously had a thing for her music teacher, Mr. Pryce.

by Anonymousreply 2904/14/2019

Bex and Kush would make a more realistic couple than Kush and freeze dried Denise. They were a vomit worthy couple with their 20 year age gap, yet the WW and DS fraus adored them.

by Anonymousreply 3004/14/2019

50 year old Sharon and 19 year old Keanu should have been a month long fling at most. Dragging it out like this is ridiculous. She isn't attractive in the slightest, even for her own age group. She's already matched with King Fug Phil, fat and short and old like her. She's at her level with him.

by Anonymousreply 3104/14/2019

[italic] The Albert Square Cross Dressers Gym ...........

Where everyone is welcome.

And no one will judge.

by Anonymousreply 3204/14/2019

Evil Dennis and Evil Ben. They will be the next Mitchell brothers except on steroids.

by Anonymousreply 3304/15/2019

You crack me up, R31.

I don’t think Ben will live out the year.

by Anonymousreply 3404/15/2019

I could see Ben being this year's Christmas corpse.

by Anonymousreply 3504/15/2019

Sam Strike was a stunner.

by Anonymousreply 3604/15/2019

Sam's tattoos are fugly.

by Anonymousreply 3704/15/2019

^moment of silence for the tragic loss of lovely looks. He was so pretty and now look. America ruins everything.

by Anonymousreply 3804/15/2019

it's a shame, Sam Strike was quite striking when he arrived on EE

by Anonymousreply 3904/15/2019

Personally, I assumed things would go downhill fairly quickly even when he was still in the UK. He'd already started with the stinky looking tats and always seemed to have a fag in his mouth. Not a good sign. And looking at his father, I think it's primarily genetics along with some less than healthy habits.

by Anonymousreply 4004/15/2019

His hairline receded mightily fast. Can't he afford a hair transplant?

by Anonymousreply 4104/15/2019

R34, R35, surely they won't do something so tone deaf as kill off the show's only gay character? They got a massive backlash for killing Paul a few years ago. It's more likely that the traffickers will kidnap Lola and Lexi and one or both of them will die (and it will be Ben's fault).

I hope New Evil Ben wasn't just brought back to be a criminal. He needs a romantic storyline too. Spain is the centre of the gay porn industry in Europe so maybe he will bring back a porn star boyfriend. I want a big splashy relationship that's really in fat Phil's face.

by Anonymousreply 4204/15/2019

R37, R38 - Sam Strike has put on weight and fugged out! How upsetting. He was beautiful. This thread really is living up to its name.

by Anonymousreply 4304/15/2019

Geez, is he going for the Danny Dyer look?

by Anonymousreply 4404/15/2019

He is ugly. Hair loss like that is so aging. Johnny needs to be recast. Any ideas?

by Anonymousreply 4504/16/2019

[quote] Any ideas?

A couple of years ago, the now 24-year old Tom Glynn-Carney was on the BBC's "Hot New Talent List" where they also listed the young EE actors playing Louise, Bex, Keegan, Shaki, Travis, and Madison. At the time, I remember thinking that Glynn-Carney would look good as our lawyer-in-training, Jonathan Carter. He had a role in the 2017 BBC mini-series, "The Last Post." .. Don't know the status of his career, presently.

by Anonymousreply 4604/16/2019

Tom had an even bigger role in Dunkirk.

by Anonymousreply 4704/16/2019

R46, Tom would be ideal and he could possibly be bi or gay himself - check him flirting here with bisexual Harry Styles on the set of Dunkirk. I think he is currently doing a Broadway play.

by Anonymousreply 4804/16/2019

R48 Tom's IG indicated his Broadway stint wrapped in February. Sadly, I think he's beyond EE now. Feature article in The Last Magazine. Busy boy.

by Anonymousreply 4904/16/2019

Yeah, he seems to be doing too well at the moment to consider EE. Joe Alwyn is another who looks the part but it probably too big for it.

by Anonymousreply 5004/16/2019

Since Dunkirk I thought he’d be a great Peter Beale.

NuBen would have made a perfect Lee Carter. He’s got a degree of butchness and attractiveness that the guy playing him never had.

by Anonymousreply 5104/17/2019

Any news on the Bobby Beale recast? They said Bobby gets out in about eight weeks.

by Anonymousreply 5204/17/2019

So I guess Oates is now top dog for Continuing Drama at the BBC. Shouldn't they maybe wait to see if anything she's actually done so far pays off?

by Anonymousreply 5304/19/2019

I said earlier they should have a story about someone ordering prescription drugs online, and here we have Bex ordering a strip of Adderall or similar. She isn't going to develop a drug habit off ten tablets though, but EE has Kush acting like she's got hold of Fentanyl. Adderall is addictive but stop taking it and you'll simply feel tired and hungry. You won't tip into seizures or life threatening withdrawal symptoms.

by Anonymousreply 5404/19/2019

I just want Kush to sit on my face.

by Anonymousreply 5504/19/2019

Wikipedia has very little personal iij information about Davood Ghadami who plays Kush. It gives a Persian translation of his name so I assume he is of Iranian descent. But nothing of his religion, he could be Christian or other religion, nothing of parents, and most importantly, nothing of romantic partners. Anyone know anything. He's certainly a fine looking man.

by Anonymousreply 5604/20/2019

Nothing about his partners? He could be gay.

by Anonymousreply 5704/20/2019

Weight of Ghadami, 13 stone, 5 pounds. Amusing listing on the web.

by Anonymousreply 5804/20/2019

Sad, he's very very Woke on Twitter.

by Anonymousreply 5904/20/2019

Davood has been married for years and has two small daughters. His wife keeps out of the limelight but she was in the audience every week when he did Strictly Come Dancing in 2017.

by Anonymousreply 6004/20/2019

Link , R60?

by Anonymousreply 6104/20/2019

Isobel Ghadami.

by Anonymousreply 6204/20/2019

Davood just put a photo up today with his two "princesses" at Disneyland Paris.

by Anonymousreply 6304/20/2019

When I suggested they have Kush take-over managing Ronnie's old gym and turn it into "Albert Square CrossFit," I had no idea that that's what Davood's being doing lately. He got a certificate late last year.

by Anonymousreply 6404/20/2019

Evil Ben is becoming truly evil. Did he threaten to kill someone's foster mother and having the man watch before killing him as well? I don't know his character is going to last. True psycopath.

by Anonymousreply 6504/20/2019

His character won’t last. He’s very rapidly being written into a corner. It would be nice if Pam returned to the Square to remind him that he was once a loving, caring person when he was with her son Paul.

by Anonymousreply 6604/20/2019

Oops, sorry, I meant her grandson Paul.

by Anonymousreply 6704/20/2019

If Ben's truly psychopathic, as he appears, then ta-ra. He'll be ruined completely like they did to Steven [RIP].

by Anonymousreply 6804/20/2019

What’s the point of bringing back a character from a legacy family to make him this year’s Stuart?

by Anonymousreply 6904/20/2019

I hope Ben murders Stuart.

by Anonymousreply 7004/21/2019

Hopefully Stuart will murder Ben. Then his redemption will be complete.

by Anonymousreply 7104/21/2019

It's disappointing that Oates chose to make the sole remaining gay man into an evil villain when we already have King Fug Stuart.

by Anonymousreply 7204/21/2019

R68 *agonised wail of grief*

Auntie Beeb hates Millennials, especially the gay ones and the ones who are complicated integral people with uncomfortable ideas or desires. That’s why Steven had to go, and Abi, and Lee, and now Ben..

by Anonymousreply 7304/22/2019

Ben seems to have redeemed himself somewhat today.

by Anonymousreply 7404/22/2019

No redemption for Ben. Ben's part of the conspiracy to kidnap Louise, and ruin Phil in the process. Phil's evil deeds are about to become exposed, and in the process they'll discover that Ben is as bad, if not worse than Daddy Dearest Phil. All of the Mitchell men are con artists. Too bad Keanu didn't quit while he was ahead. The Mitchell's will probably try to blame him for this.

by Anonymousreply 7504/23/2019

Keanu and Louise are sleeping together again yet he is probably still in love with fugtastic Sharon. So unrealistic.

by Anonymousreply 7604/24/2019

This show really is fucking unwatchable. So far Kate Oates hasn’t done a damn thing to change that.

by Anonymousreply 7704/24/2019

I'm pretty disappointed in what we've gotten so far.

by Anonymousreply 7804/24/2019

Who will be the first Game Of Thrones actors to join EastEnders?

My money’s on Podrick, Sam and the sand snakes who aren’t Keisha Castle Hughes.

by Anonymousreply 7904/25/2019

We already have the guy who plays Stuart.

by Anonymousreply 8004/25/2019

If Sam Heughan turns up those insane Sam fraus will come and infesr this thread.

by Anonymousreply 8104/25/2019

Please, just spare Aiden Gillen the indignity.

by Anonymousreply 8204/25/2019

Mmmm - Wouldn't mind if hot otter, Midge, stuck around. If NuBen is going to be psycho, then he might as well have a psycho boyfriend .. lol!

I guess when the actor playing Midge, Tom Colley, was in "The Judas Kiss," he walked around the stage totally naked for 20 minutes. ( I remember brief mention of Colley in the DL thread on Ben Hardy, since Hardy also appeared naked in the play.)

When Colley did the same role in NY, an article on stage nudity made comment about his character (an Italian sailor who was Oscar Wilde's lover in Naples) saying:

[quote] Hare’s script has Wilde remark that the angler has “a generative organ like a rope that has been dipped in pitch.” As one critic noted: Colley well fulfills the physical demands of his role. The actor lounges seemingly without a care — and definitely without a piece of clothing — in the world for about 20 minutes. No props to cover his junk. Just a bit of pastry to nibble.

by Anonymousreply 8304/26/2019

Kush and Kat? No. No fucking way. Horrible idea to put them together in any way. Daran Little knows how to write but damn, he doesn’t know shit about this show. He should go back to Coronation Street.

by Anonymousreply 8404/26/2019

I hope Louise is killed.

by Anonymousreply 8504/27/2019

I snapped at Sharon and Michelle in a bar I worked in, in London, in the mid 90s. I was run off my feet and Sharon, (very politely) asked me for 2 glasses of champagne. She was shocked when I, very rudely, asked her to wait just a moment.

I'm not normally rude, and was fan of the show. However I was having a bad night.

Oh the shame. The shame.

by Anonymousreply 8604/27/2019

What did she look like then, R86

by Anonymousreply 8704/27/2019

More importantly, had Michelle’s skin cleared up a little?

by Anonymousreply 8804/27/2019

R84 It's so gross. Here, we just got rid of Kush and Denise, and now this?

And Ben's not only psycho, but he's a dumb psycho. My least favorite kind.

by Anonymousreply 8904/27/2019

I thought Kush fancied Iqra? At least she's the right age. He would never consider a raddled fishwife type like Kat Slater.

by Anonymousreply 9004/27/2019

Both the Masood girls were hired as eye candy but both have ballooned since joining the soap. Habiba in particular had huge legs and hips in those tartan trousers. Kate Oates must be wringing her hands. She brought in two lookers and already the curse of FugEnders has descended.

by Anonymousreply 9104/27/2019

I saw a rumour on DS that Habiba might be a transwoman! She does have that strong jawline. This is why they've had to run away from their orthodox family and why Adam is so conflicted about finding Habiba attractive.

by Anonymousreply 9204/27/2019

Darran Little wrote the best episode of Craig and John Paul in Hollyoaks all those years ago. Not sure if anyone here remember?

by Anonymousreply 9304/27/2019

Darran needs to fight to upload the soap with lgbt characters if he wrote good scripts for the gay guys in Hollyoaks. When will the gay bar open? I hope it wasn't just a rumour.

by Anonymousreply 9404/27/2019

I don't understand why Tamsin Outhwaite is considered to be a good actor. On every show I have seen her in she is scary, blonde and imperious.

by Anonymousreply 9504/27/2019

Poor Tamzin epitomizes the term “ridden hard and put away wet.” Her ex hubby Tom Elliis was a total hottie so I guess it was worth it.

by Anonymousreply 9604/27/2019

When will the gay bar open? I hope it wasn't just a rumour.

It wasn't a rumor, as it came directly from Kate Oates herself in a video Q&A on twitter put up at @bbceastenders back in January.

[quote] “We are looking at opening a gay bar on the square which will be a super-cool precinct where gay and straight characters can all just hang out and loads of stories can cross and should just be something really exciting, really fun, really visual and feel really true to multicultural London. Hopefully that will be something exciting for the next year.”

Though, I suppose the expressions "we are looking into" and "hopefully" could mean it wasn't exactly a done deal when she said it ??

by Anonymousreply 9704/28/2019

R92 They already revealed the reason why the sisters ran away, and it was so Iqra could escape an arranged marriage.

by Anonymousreply 9804/28/2019

Habiba is an annoying name. Iqra is a cool name.

by Anonymousreply 9904/28/2019

Oh God, are we going to have to be subjected to that fucking awful child actress who plays Amy whining all through tonight’s episode? I hope Sean drowns her.

by Anonymousreply 10004/28/2019

As if Sean wouldn't have found out that Roxy died. Boring neurotic Jean or Stacey would have texted him for sure.

by Anonymousreply 10104/29/2019

Yeah, that was really stupid. Kazinsky looks far better now than when he was on the first time. His features are maturing very nicely. Shame he’s only back for a very limited time.

by Anonymousreply 10204/30/2019

Apparently they've only got Sean back to kill him off via suicide.

by Anonymousreply 10304/30/2019

ugh another Slater suicide story. We just got done with HALEY! wanting to kill herself.

by Anonymousreply 10404/30/2019


by Anonymousreply 10504/30/2019

R105 Apparently he's one of those crazy soap opera males who can't get over the fact that they didn't birth a baby and are still lactating.

by Anonymousreply 10604/30/2019

But isn’t Jean going to die, too? I figured that’s what would send Stacey out of Walford so Lacey Turner can take her maternity break.

by Anonymousreply 10704/30/2019

What a fecking idiot Lola is - it could not have been more obvious that it was her who flooded the flats, and then she's shocked that Jack would tell the police because 'I've got a daughter'. Then she just let Billy take the blame, ensuring that Honey despises him and that he'll probably get arrested for criminal damage. How the hell did she think that was going to work?

by Anonymousreply 10804/30/2019

What is Lola's relation to Billy, is she a niece or something? She really is a weaselly little chav and so is Ruby.

by Anonymousreply 10904/30/2019

Lola is his long-lost granddaughter via a son we never saw onscreen. He died.

by Anonymousreply 11004/30/2019

[quote] But isn’t Jean going to die, too? I figured that’s what would send Stacey out of Walford so Lacey Turner can take her maternity break.

I've never heard Jean's going to die! .. really?!? .. I figured she'd need treatment elsewhere (something the NHS can't do) and Stacey would accompany her, or something like that.

But Turner better be leaving soon. Those scarves they're having her wear are beginning to look like bedspreads, and she's almost as big as Bernadette.

by Anonymousreply 11104/30/2019

R111, I thought Lacey would have a small Megan Fox type pregnancy, but nope, she's a whale with a huge double chin. But that soap is so full of fug and fat that she doesn't even look out of place.

by Anonymousreply 11204/30/2019

You are far too kind, r112. Thank you ever so much for noticing, and for caring and sharing with the entire world.

by Anonymousreply 11305/02/2019

Tonight's episode was sooo dull. I loathe Jean and find her almost impossible to watch. I hope she dies and is written out.

by Anonymousreply 11405/02/2019

I've always been able to tolerate (and even enjoy) Jean's quirkiness in small doses, but her leading role in the recent HALEY! story coupled with this one built entirely around her has become far too much.

by Anonymousreply 11505/02/2019

Pity Rob Kazinsky has never done any decent nudity.

WHET the gorgeous David Witts? He was just as good an actor as Ben Hardy.

by Anonymousreply 11605/03/2019

Witts does a lot of musical theatre nowadays, like Wicked. Maybe he’ll get the film?

by Anonymousreply 11705/03/2019

I hope Stacey and Jean go away for Jean’s treatment, Lacey’s maternity leave ends and Stacey returns to Walford and it turns out Jean had died.

by Anonymousreply 11805/03/2019

I really thought Sean was going to commit suicide tonight and take Jean with him by mistake. Sadly, both survived the episode.

by Anonymousreply 11905/03/2019

The frauen over at WW are treating the episode last night like it’s some classic. “Ohhh, I’m so proud EastEnders is back on form!” Well, it isn’t, I want to yell at those morons. It’s still a big fucking mess with a cast which needs to be seriously examined and CULLED. Lorraine fucking Stanley (Karen) is the one shortlisted for Best Actress? Really? She’d be one of the first to go if I had my way.

by Anonymousreply 12005/03/2019

R120, Karen should definitely go, she is a caricature who isn't even funny. Kim and Denise need to go as well.

by Anonymousreply 12105/03/2019

I actually like Kim and Denise, R121. When they’re not written as cringeworthy black female caricatures.

My list of those who should be written out are: Karen, Stuart, Keegan, Louise, Dennis (recast), Chantelle, Jean, Ruby, Mo, Bex Lola, Mitch, Halfwit and Bailey.

by Anonymousreply 12205/04/2019

That fucking Mrs. Peel on WW just used the term “shouting the odds.” That’s a British expression. Mrs. Peel is an American. I don’t care how long she’s lived over there the bitch should stop using British terms.

by Anonymousreply 12305/05/2019

R123, true. There's nothing more annoying than a spazzy Yank trying to be British.

by Anonymousreply 12405/05/2019

I can't believe they're introducing another boring pregnancy storyline with Keanu and Louise. Where is the gay bar?

by Anonymousreply 12505/05/2019

Have the episodes aired in the US ever caught up with the UK episodes? When Eastenders first started airing the US the series was show on PBS stations. Two episodes were shown five nights a week, so the US would catch up! I stopped watching years ago. I'm curious what the situation is now.

For about a year, BBC America was running the more current episodes, that ended abruptly.

by Anonymousreply 12605/05/2019

No, R126. The PBS stations in NC and NY are among the only ones left and they’re still stuck in 2007.

I remember the BBCA episodes stopped the week before Den’s return. Bastards.

by Anonymousreply 12705/05/2019

Sean’s exit was nice. Too bad it was marred by the horrible “acting” by the child playing Amy.

by Anonymousreply 12805/06/2019

R127 When BBCA dropped EastEnders (2003), it was subsequently picked up by Dish satellite TV as a PPV option for U.S. viewers. The announcement said the show would starting where BBCA left off. The show ran on Dish until sometime in 2018 when it became "temporarily unavailable" while Dish and BBC Worldwide were supposedly discussing a new distribution model. It never came back, and eventually moved to Britbox.

by Anonymousreply 12905/07/2019

Thank God for Britbox. I wish they’d start streaming episodes from the beginning or selected episodes from over the years.

by Anonymousreply 13005/07/2019

Missed a few weeks - how/why did Ben become involved in Louise's kidnapping?

by Anonymousreply 13105/08/2019

So good of Prince Harry to pay tribute to me.

by Anonymousreply 13205/08/2019

So are we ever going to get a glimpse of "Pecs Guy"?

Although, I'm guessing the idea is that Psycho Ben doesn't do relationships, and if he hooks up with the guy a second time, it would be an anomaly.

by Anonymousreply 13305/08/2019

ugh .. They're actually going there.

by Anonymousreply 13405/08/2019

Jesus, poor Kush. He's a dumpster for all the old fug ladies on the Square. First freeze dried Denise and now this aged harridan. He was attracted to Iqra, what happened to that?

by Anonymousreply 13505/08/2019

So stupid to put Kush and Kat together, even in a one night stand. The frauen at WW will no doubt eat it up.

by Anonymousreply 13605/08/2019

😹 Those tits on Kat are monstrous. She could suffocate Kush.

by Anonymousreply 13705/08/2019

And speaking of Denise .. reports are teasing a "surprise romance" with Jack?


by Anonymousreply 13805/08/2019

R138, please, no.

Denise is NOT attractive. Jack likes willowy blondes.

by Anonymousreply 13905/08/2019

Make that hardbitten blondes.

by Anonymousreply 14005/08/2019

Kim is more attractive than Denise.

by Anonymousreply 14105/09/2019

How:s Sharon's new face holding up?

by Anonymousreply 14205/09/2019

Not well, R142. Not well a’TALL.

by Anonymousreply 14305/09/2019

Sharon used to be so hot

by Anonymousreply 14405/10/2019

I think Sharon had one of those face lifts where they just lift the skin when she should have gone for a full one and a neck lift too. Also a gastric band to lose her huge midriff and belly.

by Anonymousreply 14505/10/2019

Great Idea For A Christmas Gift …......

The Whores of Walford Calendar

by Anonymousreply 14605/10/2019

January: Kat Slater, signature lepord-print blouse tied alluringly round her sizable midriff, pulling a pint at The Queen Vic. Her big, naked, pendulous titties are pointing due south towards the bar

February: Sharon Mitchell, beautifully spray-tanned, recreates the moment she was taken by Keanu on that delicate little kitchen table. The difference is now her perfect pins are spread high and wide, giving the paying masses full view of her freshly waxed cooter!

March: Svelte cougar Denise is in the laundrette completing her weekly service the buff! The picture captures a close up of her boney arse spreading as she bends into the dryer to retrieve her knickers

April: Stacey Fowler reclines proactively on her husband Martin's fruit and Veg stall.. Wearing nothing but a sultry pout and a pair of ug boots. The image captures the moment she entralls the male traders by firing a fresh apple right out of her muff!

by Anonymousreply 14705/11/2019


by Anonymousreply 14805/11/2019

There already is a "Whores Of Walford" calendar!

by Anonymousreply 14905/11/2019

I want a Kush’s Feets calendar.

by Anonymousreply 15005/11/2019

R150 January

by Anonymousreply 15105/11/2019


by Anonymousreply 15205/11/2019


LOL! ... (Someone has or had a tumblr on his feet.)

by Anonymousreply 15305/11/2019

Thanks, guys! Rubbed one out twice already.

by Anonymousreply 15405/11/2019

The guy who plays Kush is a marginally good actor. He's getting along on his looks alone. I enjoy looking at him, tho.

by Anonymousreply 15505/12/2019

Kush should get hazard duty pay for having to do bed scenes with Denise, Kat, etc.

by Anonymousreply 15605/12/2019

FugEnders just won the BAFTA for Best Soap? On the strength of Shakil’s funeral? What a joke.

by Anonymousreply 15705/12/2019

You mean the very special episode of Mick Carter making Shakil's death all about himself ?

by Anonymousreply 15805/12/2019

What the fuck, R157? That was the crazy boring ass funeral with all the victims of stabbings lined up outside the church. Ridiculous that that episode should get a Bafta.

Meanwhile, FugEnders continues their policy of pairing a beauty with a beast, and on Friday treated us to the horror show of hot Kush snogging 50 year old Kat Slater, complete with wet lip smacking sound effects. Gross.

by Anonymousreply 15905/12/2019

That funeral with the real-life families of knife crime victims was so cringingly self-reverential. Damn, the Brits are so often way more sentimental and self-congratulatory regarding “feelings” than us Americans.

God, I hate Keegan but Zack Morris looks particularly yummy in a sharp suit.

by Anonymousreply 16005/12/2019

Correction-he was wearing a tux with black tie. He really did look yummy.

by Anonymousreply 16105/12/2019

This pregnancy story is dull and cliched.

Keanu copies Danny Dyer's acting methods and tries to express anger or sorrow through narrowing his eyes.

by Anonymousreply 16205/13/2019

The guy who plays Keanu is terrible.

by Anonymousreply 16305/13/2019

He fills out his pants well

by Anonymousreply 16405/13/2019

Keanu has a great torso, yum.

Bailey's sick mother is performing illness in exactly the same way Jane and Ronnie did, by lowering their voices and sounding breathy.

by Anonymousreply 16505/13/2019

Karen even thinking about helping someone commit suicide is so unrealistic, when she's got six kids ffs. She wouldn't even consider it.

by Anonymousreply 16605/13/2019

They’re giving Karen way too much prominence in this show. Bitch can’t act.

by Anonymousreply 16705/14/2019

The Louis pregnancy drama is dull and clichéd. Why does everyone have to get pregnant on this soap, even the 17 year old?

Bex is supposed to be looking strung out on Ritalin.

by Anonymousreply 16805/14/2019

I hope there’s a Bexit.

by Anonymousreply 16905/14/2019

So it looks like Kathy is going to buy The Albert? .. and this will be the gay bar?

by Anonymousreply 17005/15/2019

It will, R170!

by Anonymousreply 17105/15/2019

Please, she's going to buy and set up an East London pub for 100k? Does she think it's 1985 again?

by Anonymousreply 17205/15/2019


Apparently she is set to become a junkie vagrant after her Ritalin addiction spirals out of control, which isn't realistic. Ritalin isn't physically addictive and she'd only be tired and a bit headachy if she stopped taking it.

The producers should have had her take internet Xanax and then had a life threatening seizure when she ran out, to raise awareness of how dangerous benzo use can be. Online Xanax has become really popular in the UK over the past two years.

by Anonymousreply 17305/15/2019

If Bex and Kush ever hook up, we can call them Bush.

by Anonymousreply 17405/15/2019

If Sharon has developed a taste for the younger man and hooks up with Kush, we can call them SHUSH!

by Anonymousreply 17505/15/2019

I'd prefer either Bush or Shush to Kash or Dash. Iqra is my pick for Kush.

by Anonymousreply 17605/15/2019

Iqra is the stupider of the two sisters.

But no one needs Lexie. Time for a Lexit.

by Anonymousreply 17705/16/2019

Loved the scene tonight when Ben was eyeing up Keanu's ass and then tried to come on to him in a menacing way.

by Anonymousreply 17805/16/2019

NuBen is disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 17905/16/2019

The guy is completely miscast as Ben. He would have been a good Lee Carter, though.

by Anonymousreply 18005/16/2019

Off-topic ... Marc Elliott's character, the abusive and manipulative Isaac Mayfileld, returned to "Holby City" at the the end of Tuesday's episode. Will Isaac reel Dom back in?

by Anonymousreply 18105/16/2019

We were reminded that Ben is gay last night, so I hope they're gearing up for him to get involved with someone. New Johnny needs to reappear too, as a hot, confident lawyer.

by Anonymousreply 18205/17/2019

We haven’t seen enough Gray.

by Anonymousreply 18305/17/2019

Gray seems controlling, so I think we might be heading for a domestic violence storyline. It would be better and more original if Chantelle was the violent one, though. She is a giant, after all.

by Anonymousreply 18405/17/2019

So Keanu dropped his pants again for Sharon. This show really is unwatchable.

by Anonymousreply 18505/17/2019

I think they are gearing up for a domestic abuse storyline but with Honey and her bloke, they have been laying the groundwork for ages slowly dropping hints in a realistic way.

by Anonymousreply 18605/17/2019

I'm disappointed that the new Ben is just basically evil, one of the strengths of the character, particularly in the last version of him, is that he did objectively bad things but was basically just really messed up and was hurting himself as much as anyone else. Even though he got angry, and sometimes violent, I was usually sympathetic to him because the actor managed to show what was driving him which was the need for love (especially his dad's), for respect, and a compulsion to perform a particular version of masculinity that never sat quite right on him. I have to say, the last actor was amazing at conveying all of that - Ben's messiness and neediness and anger all at the same time.

It may make sense that that need for his dad's approval has turned into hatred of him but I don't think past Ben was evil like he is now, I feel like he has no sympathetic aspect he's just cold and heartless which, despite everything, old Ben never was. I


by Anonymousreply 18705/17/2019

Kush and Kat are unbearable to watch. Who the fuck thought their pairing would make any sense at all?

by Anonymousreply 18805/17/2019

It's only about sex r188.

by Anonymousreply 18905/17/2019

The little kid who plays Bailey did a really bad job with Bailey finding out her mother was dead. And the guy who plays Mitch just isn’t cutting it and should be fired.

by Anonymousreply 19005/17/2019

R190, Mitch and Karen were way too cut up about Deena's death. Karen barely knew her and Mitch had abandoned her a long time ago. Bailey isn't a charming child at all and needs to go.

Keanu + Fat Sharon = 🤮

by Anonymousreply 19105/18/2019

So why do you keep watching?

by Anonymousreply 19205/18/2019

We love to hate it, R192.

by Anonymousreply 19305/18/2019

I blocked R192 for being a cunt, what do we love to hate, R193?

by Anonymousreply 19405/18/2019

Her name was Dinah but they pronounce it as Dinah? What the fuck?

by Anonymousreply 19505/18/2019

Oops, I meant Deena.

by Anonymousreply 19605/18/2019

And you wonder, r194, why you have no friends .............

by Anonymousreply 19705/18/2019

Oi, R197/cunt, I’ll just LOVE blocking you, too.

Go have a wank with your iPad pics of Keanu.

by Anonymousreply 19805/18/2019

R194, we love to hate FugEnders.

by Anonymousreply 19905/19/2019

The Kush and Kat scenes are so weirdly scripted. The lines given to Kush don't sound like the character would ever say them. And I thought Kat had reunited with fug Alfie? Who is looking after Kat's four (with Hayley's) children while she's out shagging Kush?

by Anonymousreply 20005/19/2019

Stacey, probably.

by Anonymousreply 20105/19/2019

Giant Mo, most likely.

by Anonymousreply 20205/19/2019

They really need to bring Dan (Craig Fairbrass) back.

by Anonymousreply 20305/19/2019

R200 Poor Tommy. .. Alfie had already recruited him to watch after Bert and Ernie, so he's used to babysitting. We saw Kat sent him upstairs with the box of chocolates and told him to find a film to watch.

by Anonymousreply 20405/19/2019

Why wouldn't Kush prefer a woman with a perky bosom instead of a pair of low hanging udders and female parts as wide as the Thames tunnel?

by Anonymousreply 20505/19/2019

He does. Him being at all attracted to Kat is genuinely ludicrous.

by Anonymousreply 20605/19/2019

Men aren't allowed to have types on the Square, so we get Keanu jumping from pretty, skinny Astrid to vast Sharon to Louise and back again and Kush shagging Stacey, marrying Shabnam, then dating ancient Denise, then fancying Iqra and now obsessed with disgusting Kat!

Ben also went from dominating cute little Paul to being dommed by daddy Luke! Even Jack ,whose type is hard bitten blondes, is now supposedly attracted to the Square's unlikely femme fatale, 50 year old stringy wizened Denise!

In real life, it does not happen like this!

by Anonymousreply 20705/19/2019

Yes, it does.

by Anonymousreply 20805/19/2019

R208, care to elaborate how a 45 year old guy who has ONLY fancied blonde women suddenly likes the looks of Denise?

by Anonymousreply 20905/19/2019

Under the influence of alcohol.

"The Girls All Look Prettier At Closin' Time."

by Anonymousreply 21005/19/2019

Jack knows that Denise puts out.

by Anonymousreply 21105/19/2019

R187 W&W to your whole comment.

Harry Reid’s Ben and indeed the very first Ben (the kiddie one in the early 00s) made emotional sense, and seemed like a real albeit insanely traumatised person. He had feelings and desires and beliefs that all clashed inside of him to create an interesting fraught personality. Yes, he was Woobie-ish like Aaron off Emmerdale at times, but there were good character reasons for that. This new incarnation of Ben is more like a reset back to the chilly robotic second one, who nobody liked to watch or connected with because he was badly and barely drawn. It’s a total waste of years building a rich persona for the Mitchell heir.

by Anonymousreply 21205/20/2019

It was rather funny a week or so ago, when Ben was threatening Rainie, and she mentioned that he used to "prance about to Lady Gaga."

by Anonymousreply 21305/20/2019

Keanu finally called Ben's bluff last night and punched him in the face. Ben soon backed off. If we're to take Ben's transformation into a lean, mean fighting machine seriously, he needed to be seen having boxing lessons or something.

by Anonymousreply 21405/21/2019

Kate Oates isn’t cutting it. This show needs a strong producer who’s not afraid of wielding an ax and totally re-shaping this show.

by Anonymousreply 21505/21/2019

There is definitely sexual tension between Keanu and Ben. I hope they go there!

by Anonymousreply 21605/22/2019

Bianca is returning to the square!

by Anonymousreply 21705/22/2019

R216 ........ Dream on, Miss.

Keanu would kill Ben before he'd ever go there.

by Anonymousreply 21805/22/2019

R218, Keanu is only 19. He could discover that he is bi.

by Anonymousreply 21905/22/2019

Sorry, Miss, but that's one highway Keanu's never gonna travel.

by Anonymousreply 22005/22/2019

R218 I agree.

I don't think Keanu is wired for that or open to any "discovery." Seems quite orthodox to me.

If he were open to bisexuality even a bit, then I think he would have continued with the escorting and seen the value of expanding his customer base to include wealthy men as well.

by Anonymousreply 22105/22/2019

I agree, R221.

The fraus on WW are hoping Ricky will be brought back. Oh please. He was awful. I do remember when Bianca whispered into someone’s ear that Ricky had a big dick, though.

by Anonymousreply 22205/22/2019

Most gays have discovered long before the age of nineteen that they're gay.

by Anonymousreply 22305/22/2019

Is Bianca the chick whose mother was engaged to Dan Sullivan, and he was sleepingwith both Bianca and her Mom?

Is Bianca Tiffany's mother?

by Anonymousreply 22405/22/2019

Yes, she is Tiff's mum. Another screaming chav.

by Anonymousreply 22505/22/2019

Were we to infer that "Donny the Hitman" is gay as well?

I wouldn't mind having a network of gay criminals around, floating in and out of the action.

Midge, the guy who kidnapped Louise, could be another one.

by Anonymousreply 22605/23/2019

God, I want to bury my tongue in Keanu's velvet love tunnel.

by Anonymousreply 22705/23/2019

Bex is plumping up. She looks more pregnant than Louise. Are those pills giving her the munchies?

Kat is fatter than ever. She looks like a typical Medieval bar wench.

Mel looks really beastly. She needs a makeover from Kim.

by Anonymousreply 22805/23/2019

Littlr Arthur has been recast and looks like Mowgli, very cute. Kush for some reason thinks he'll get joint custody?

Danny Dyer and Linda are probably getting a yawn inducing autism storyline with their youngest, Oliver.

by Anonymousreply 22905/24/2019

I wonder who they’ll hastily film mentioning Theresa May’s resignation to insert on tonight’s show.

by Anonymousreply 23005/24/2019

I can't stand Bianca, she's a dim bulb with a loud voice.

Who did Pat leave her house to, that seems to be a doss house for the miscellaneous atm?

by Anonymousreply 23105/24/2019

[quote] Mel looks really beastly. She needs a makeover from Kim

Mel looks 'rough' like she plays roller derby or something. But can Kim give herself a makeover first? I don't think she's changed-out those braids for over two years.

by Anonymousreply 23205/24/2019

Kim always looks great. Mel looks frumpy and dumpy, boozy and coked up. Was she ever hot?

by Anonymousreply 23305/25/2019

Re: the gay bar.

[quote] Kathy turns to Ben and Tina for help with getting it off the ground, and they’re both shocked to realise she has no idea what she’s doing. So Kathy makes Tina an offer she can’t refuse, and the pair deliberate over names for the place

I hope Tina isn't going to be managing the place for Kathy. Can't we get a hot guy in there?

by Anonymousreply 23405/26/2019

I think the name should be The B & P-after Ben and Paul.

by Anonymousreply 23505/26/2019

Since "The Albert" was named to relate to "The Queen Victoria," perhaps we should keep it in the family and call it "Prince Eddy's." .. lol!

by Anonymousreply 23605/26/2019

The Cock Tavern - a real gay bar from Kennington, London

by Anonymousreply 23705/26/2019

Or The Prik-a real bar in Amsterdam.

by Anonymousreply 23805/26/2019

The name should be Benders but it won't be.

Spoiler site Eastioaks has confirmed that Ben is going to have an affair with Whitney's boyfriend, cute Callum (Halfway).

by Anonymousreply 23905/28/2019

#EastBenders Pub & Grille

#GenderBenders Bar & Bistro

by Anonymousreply 24005/28/2019

Callum's PTSD word kick in and he'd castrate Ben, which is exactly what Ben deserves.

by Anonymousreply 24105/28/2019

Gosh you guys! Sharon is Pregnant!

She doesn't know who inseminated her, the tart!

Remember the huge storyline they made of her being infertile and why she ended things with Phil in the early 2000s? What a waste of time that was..

Will they pad her up much and/or will she keep it?!

by Anonymousreply 24205/28/2019

Barren Sharon getting pregnant at 50 after decades of infertility is beyond absurd - has Kate Oates lost her mind? Keanu must have some weapons grade sperm going on down there.

The Ben/Halfway romance is confirmed starting Friday. He had a bf in the army who was possibly killed.

Let's call the bar EastBenders on here. Benders would be such a good name but the WW fraus would probably squawk 'homophobic'.

by Anonymousreply 24305/28/2019

Ben and Callum ?!

What's their smushname?

Ball 'um

by Anonymousreply 24405/28/2019

Sharon has looked pregnant for years. No need for padding. On the contrary, the challenge will be how to make her look as if she's not in her third trimester after the baby arrives.

by Anonymousreply 24505/28/2019

Halfway is very cute.

by Anonymousreply 24605/29/2019

Sharon had infertility problems BEFORE she had Dennis, not after, r243.

by Anonymousreply 24705/29/2019

Lot of semi-incest in EE.

by Anonymousreply 24805/29/2019

Halfwit's new haircut is great, but he'd be much better looking, if he spent $3K to have a simple otoplasty procedure.

by Anonymousreply 24905/29/2019


The club will be called The Prince Albert!

How the hell can Kathy open a Clun for 100k?

by Anonymousreply 25005/29/2019

Do pubs in the UK exchange hands as frequently in real life as they do on EE?

by Anonymousreply 25105/30/2019

The Club should be called the Princess Alberta.

by Anonymousreply 25205/30/2019

Ben and Halfway started flirting tonight.

by Anonymousreply 25305/30/2019

Looks like Phil got kicked in the balls by Keanu not once, but twice.

by Anonymousreply 25405/30/2019

If Halfway and Ben actually do have an affair, Stuart will probably respond with a creative form of torture, possibly even murder.

by Anonymousreply 25505/30/2019

Stuart is being turned into a boring goody goody character. He knocked over spazzy Martin today and then hopped off and rescued Bex from some weird South Bank type place.

by Anonymousreply 25605/30/2019

Whitney would turn even the straightest guy gay with her self obsessed personality and the expectation for every guy to buy her whatever she wants on the spot or he's a bad boyfriend .

by Anonymousreply 25705/30/2019

Wasn't Halfwit a virgin when he and Whit first had sex?

by Anonymousreply 25805/30/2019

Supposedly yes, R258.

by Anonymousreply 25905/30/2019

And he looked like a deer in the headlights

by Anonymousreply 26005/30/2019

Dot was the only real Christian on EE, which is statistically about right, 1 in a thousand. The underlying storyline is that her acceptance and love of Stuart transformed him. So yes he's becoming a goody-goody, a traditional and very old trope in Christianity. the sinner redeemed. They often becomes saints themselves. I am not sure this is a conscious intent on the writers part or if it is something unconscious because it still remains a story submerged and mostly forgotten in the remnants of Christian culture in England.

by Anonymousreply 26105/30/2019

I want to see Phil get Keanu pregnant, like now.

by Anonymousreply 26205/30/2019

What a lush image: Keanu cradling his baby bump! x

by Anonymousreply 26305/30/2019

Why is everyone trying to find Jesus? He's not the one who is lost.

by Anonymousreply 26405/31/2019

Ben: Maybe there could be a dark room.

Kathy: What, for photographer gays?

OK, I like that.

by Anonymousreply 26505/31/2019

Is it going to be Halfgay or Ballum

by Anonymousreply 26605/31/2019

HALFGAY, lmfao.

Yesss! That's his DL name now.

by Anonymousreply 26705/31/2019

Hah. I hope those frauen on WW who denied this was going to happen choke on their M&S pre-cooked dinner for one.

by Anonymousreply 26805/31/2019

They are oddly for it .

by Anonymousreply 26905/31/2019

That's a tough call, r266.

We'll discuss it at the 2019 Annual DataLounge Summer Picnic.

by Anonymousreply 27005/31/2019

I also saw Bum mentioned .

by Anonymousreply 27105/31/2019

Ben pulling sex faces and saying 'I smell QUEER!'

I am here for that.

EastBenders just got good again.

by Anonymousreply 27205/31/2019

That idiot Shamelessness over at WW insists that fug Stuart will stay on EE because “they love Ricky Champ at Elstree.” What a moron. He can show up at the production offices every day with roses and chocolates but Stuart can still be written out at any time. And he should. They’re only “redeeming” him so he’ll end up worse than before and taken out of Walford in a wooden box.

by Anonymousreply 27305/31/2019

Fug thug Stuart is definitely going to do something even more dastardly sooner or later.

by Anonymousreply 27405/31/2019

I don't think that Stuart will approve of the gay club. He will probably feel it's his self appointed duty to handle them in the same manner that he handled the men he believed to be child predators. And if Ben sleeps with Halfway, and Stuart finds out, this will not end well for the young lovers. I seriously think Stuart would murder Ben.

by Anonymousreply 27505/31/2019

I think the gay club should be called The Prancing Albert.

by Anonymousreply 27605/31/2019

I hope Louise dies in childbirth and Ben human traffics Lola away to Slough.

by Anonymousreply 27706/01/2019

[quote]Ben pulling sex faces and saying 'I smell QUEER!'

Actually the best thing I've seen in years. Watched with my sister and her boyfriend, everyone started cheering.

by Anonymousreply 27806/01/2019

All of a sudden I'm liking Neu-Ben, that filthy little sex pig.

by Anonymousreply 27906/01/2019

Let's call the bar [italic] "Uncle Bottom's"

by Anonymousreply 28006/01/2019

Phil's going to come out as gay next. (The storylines have been absurd for decades.)

by Anonymousreply 28106/01/2019

Well, I still think he was raped by Gavin’s goons when he was held in that house in Notting Hill for a few weeks. They hinted at it but never followed through.

by Anonymousreply 28206/01/2019

Why do you think Phil goes to Spain so often? He loves the Barcelona Circuit parties and all the Spanish boys.

by Anonymousreply 28306/01/2019

Olé ?

Oh-Lay !

by Anonymousreply 28406/01/2019

Red Carpet, British Soap Awards.

by Anonymousreply 28506/01/2019

The kid who plays Keegan was up for Best Actor? Are you fucking kidding me. Horrible character played by an awful actor. I don’t care how good looking he is.

by Anonymousreply 28606/01/2019

Maybe it's the dad who will have a problem with Halfway's sexuality.

Richard Graham arrives this summer.

Another bald head on the square.

by Anonymousreply 28706/01/2019

R287, wtf? I thought Oates didn't employ fug actors? Why do people's families have to arrive and stay on the square anyway? It never happens in real life.

The actor playing Ben needs to lose weight. He was much thinner and better looking in Waterloo Road. He's been sitting with Bernie, Kim, Tiffany, Kat and Sharon too much between takes.

by Anonymousreply 28806/01/2019

Kate Oates, all is forgiven!

by Anonymousreply 28906/02/2019

I'm so glad he punched Ben. After Ben inevitably blackmails Callum, I hope his brother kills him and Callum can find an actual hot boyfriend

by Anonymousreply 29006/02/2019

I want a scene of BeigeSex first

by Anonymousreply 29106/02/2019

Prediction-on Halloween Gavin (straight out of prison) torches the Prince Albert intending to murder Ben but Halfway is killed, instead.

by Anonymousreply 29206/02/2019

And fug Stuart is blamed for it and ends up going to prison for it.

by Anonymousreply 29306/02/2019

I hope not. Halfgay is cute and we need gay Male storylines on EE. I mean we NEED it!

by Anonymousreply 29406/02/2019

Another closeted gay/bi guy in denial wailing and weeping? That wasn't even original 20 years ago. At least with Syed, they had the religion angle to play.

Would prefer to have a hot openly gay-bi guy causing trouble.

by Anonymousreply 29506/02/2019

As usual a certain Mrs Peel hates young conventionally pretty girls and apparently sexually active people too .

by Anonymousreply 29606/02/2019

I loathe Mrs. Peel. And there are few things more annoying than Americans who’ve moved to the UK and acquire their colloquialisms and turns of phrase. You’re not a Brit, moron, stop writing shit like “bang to rights” and “playing a blinder.”

by Anonymousreply 29706/02/2019

Lacey Turner’s going to be away for a year on maternity leave. Wow.

On Friday the 14th Kathy apparently will have a tense confrontation from “a face from the past.” Could it be Jane? It’s happening the week before Bobby is released.

by Anonymousreply 29806/02/2019

At this point, Ian almost qualifies as "a face from the past" .. lol. Geez, how long does it take him to tell Peter that Bobby's being released and will be staying with him?

by Anonymousreply 29906/02/2019

Maybe he's taking a sailboat to New Zealand ., should take a while .

by Anonymousreply 30006/02/2019

I think we’ll see Peter in a nee head around Christmas.

by Anonymousreply 30106/02/2019

Sorry, I meant “with a new head.”

by Anonymousreply 30206/02/2019

Old Peter was hot and can come back.

by Anonymousreply 30306/02/2019

If Lauren's still packing on the pounds, Peter might be interested in checking out the gay bar.

And if Stacey's going to be gone for a full year, Martin might want to go that route as well.

by Anonymousreply 30406/02/2019

r297 Especially when they move back to America and say "proper" and "loo". Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 30506/03/2019

What excuse will they give for Stacey's absence? Just not have her in it or say she's run off so Kush can't have Arthur?

by Anonymousreply 30606/03/2019

R304, Lauren is still huge and is just a stay at home mum and influencer these days. Too fat to get cast.

by Anonymousreply 30706/03/2019

R303, do you mean Ben Hardy? He ain’t ever coming back, he’s got a film career now.

by Anonymousreply 30806/03/2019

I will admit I like the name Prince Albert

by Anonymousreply 30906/03/2019

'Cause I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it

Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it

by Anonymousreply 31006/03/2019

R308 but those jobs he got because Bryan Singer found him hot .

by Anonymousreply 31106/03/2019

Ruby and Jay aren't going to work out and her new love interest starts with an M and the bitches at Walford Web are already bitter because they think Martin is going to cheat on St Stacey .

by Anonymousreply 31206/03/2019

Is Jay going to go back to Lola?

by Anonymousreply 31306/03/2019

R312 That would not surprise me. Even before Oates took over, I remember there were a few instances where it seemed like Ruby was hot for Martin.

by Anonymousreply 31406/03/2019

Maybe Jean will stop taking her nut meds, and Stacy will suffer from post partum depression, and they will both jump off the the Suicide Mountain Roof of the Queen Vic.

by Anonymousreply 31506/03/2019

R315 Jean will too busy with her new boyfriend this summer.

by Anonymousreply 31606/03/2019

He was lovely on Hell's Kitchen. He came second to Linda Evans.

by Anonymousreply 31706/03/2019

Here are the top 5- I want on Ben’s Kill List:











by Anonymousreply 31806/04/2019

God I want Martin top of the kill list. He's insufferable.

by Anonymousreply 31906/04/2019

Max Bowden retweets:

[quote] #EastEnders by the hell! The scene between #Ben & #Halfway. How homo-erotic was that prolonged hold against the wall? Absolute blinder played by both lads. Chemistry between you two is going to spill well into the square for good & bad. I get Ben now. @tony_clay76 @TeamMaxBowden5

by Anonymousreply 32006/04/2019

R319 I don;t like Stuart, but I cheered when he punched Martin last week. What a jerk.

by Anonymousreply 32106/04/2019

I hope Martin’s stalker Sarah returns and stabs Ruby to death.

by Anonymousreply 32206/04/2019

I loathe horrible little neurotic Ruby. She really does look like she could kill somebody.

The guy who plays Ben really showed some acting ability and range tonight. He transformed Ben from a tough talking hoe to a vulnerable, weeping mess. He also said he had his 'first time' with Paul though. I don't think that fits in with what happened does it?

by Anonymousreply 32306/04/2019

He had sex with Lola . He did kiss that Duncan guy before going to prison for Heather's death . Came back and got together with Abi . He was on Eastenders version of Grindr but I don't know if he ever hooked up with somebody before he met Paul . After that he was definitely hooking up with guys and getting chlamydia (infecting Abi who infected Lee who infected Whitney who may had a miscarriage because of it , that going to be fun ). I don't think the show ever treated Paul as the first guy Ben had sex with .

by Anonymousreply 32406/04/2019

Ben’s innuendo is approaching Julian Clary level.

by Anonymousreply 32506/04/2019

'Ruby and Jay aren't going to work out and her new love interest starts with an M and the bitches at Walford Web are already bitter because they think Martin is going to cheat on St Stacey .'

Typical of the tragic WW fraus and the Digital Spy hoes. They seem to consider infidelity an affront and even some kind of threat to their own grim marriages. Stacey has form when it comes to cheating.

by Anonymousreply 32606/04/2019

What I don't understand is why they love Stacey so much. Same with Jay, don't get me wrong, I like Jay but he's not as great as they make him out to be.

by Anonymousreply 32706/04/2019

I only started watching last year and don’t get the Stacey fandom. At all. Is it because they like Max?

by Anonymousreply 32806/05/2019

WW writers consider Sharon to be a major gay icon/diva. I actually like her but no.

by Anonymousreply 32906/05/2019

Lacy Turner was recently on a talk show discussing her difficulties getting pregnant, two miscarriages, and now her pregnancy that is at last progressing normally. People love that stuff, and often combine their real life experience with the soap opera persona. That's why they love her. Seeing any of these actors in interviews shows a kinder, gentler character that we don't see in the soap performances.

by Anonymousreply 33006/05/2019

R329, God help you if you dare to say Sharon is fat on either Digital Spy of WW. There's even a lard lover who posts here about how hot Sharon is for her age.

by Anonymousreply 33106/05/2019

R330, Lacey is also one of the few actresses who's had a successful career outside EE. Her role in Our Girl was feted before she returned to DL and Michelle Keating took over the part.

by Anonymousreply 33206/05/2019

Jac Jossa is another lard queen. She was tiny before her pregnancy but then morphed into a small whale and never returned to her former svelte shape. She's an influencer now.

by Anonymousreply 33306/05/2019

R331 I hope you are not referring to me. Tish needs to loose a fair few pounds but I've always loved her as a camp goddess! She was my first little crush as a 9 yo gay.

by Anonymousreply 33406/05/2019

r331 I like Sharon, but never considered her a diva. But I am pleased one little gayling worshipped her.

by Anonymousreply 33506/05/2019

I enjoy commenting on how EE tries to tone down Sharon's immensity: putting her in black, shooting from the waist up, etc. It never works!

by Anonymousreply 33606/05/2019

Someone on DL described Catherine Zeta-Jones as having a WW2 body: broad shoulders, big breasts, big stomach, flat ass and skinny legs. That's our Sharon!

Speaking of bodies, I wish Ben wasn't being styled as Phil Jnr: over-sized yet gut hugging polo shirt with boxy leather jacket. They try to gay him up with Ralph Lauren, but I wish they would do better by him.

by Anonymousreply 33706/06/2019

Post a picture of YOURSELF, R333.

by Anonymousreply 33806/06/2019

I see I triggered the lard disciples. Sharon is about twice the weight of Catherine Zeta Jones, for fuck's sake.

So, tonight we finally had Halfgay and Ben snogging, and their faces filled the entire screen, although tongues were noticeably absent.

by Anonymousreply 33906/06/2019

They aren't going to use tongues, this isn't hollyoaks

by Anonymousreply 34006/06/2019

If we're talking plump ups, let's not forget Kat. Her knockers are the size of cantaloupes, and her ass is the size of a small country. Add the rest of the Slater's, and we're talking a small continent.

by Anonymousreply 34106/06/2019

R340, they should use tongues and I think they might. A lot about EE has changed to angle it at a younger audience. Even the lighting of last night's episode was more dramatic.

The EE fraudience at the DS and WW are panicking hysterically because Halfgay is cheating and they loathe infidelity storylines.

by Anonymousreply 34206/06/2019

The frauen and gays (like Shamelessnes) at WW are a pathetic lot.

by Anonymousreply 34306/06/2019

There is also the question if Ben and Callum had sex or just kissed . One side thinks they had sex because clothes were grabbed and that's soapish for sex and the other side doesn't think that's proof enough .

by Anonymousreply 34406/06/2019

No, R344, it was clear they just kissed.

That scene with the two of them was gorgeously lit.

by Anonymousreply 34506/06/2019

There was the sound of belts unbuckling.

So there was at least some light frottage and hand jobs for sure.

by Anonymousreply 34606/06/2019

Kate Oates has put the focus back on romance and drama, where it belongs. That awful Sean O'Connor tried to make EE into some kind of sitcom, with so many comic scenes or events that united the community, like a play or a power cut. It was so dull that I used to miss episodes and not watch them on Catch Up. Yorke had uber complicated criminal plots which weren't interesting either.

by Anonymousreply 34706/06/2019

I reckon Belfgay maybe jerked each other off, but I doubt Halfgay had his first experience of anal sex in an alleyway. But who knows, maybe Halfgay will wake up in Ben's bed in Monday's episode.

by Anonymousreply 34806/06/2019

All hail Kate Oates' contribution to Pride 2019

by Anonymousreply 34906/06/2019

[quote] I doubt Halfgay had his first experience of anal sex in an alleyway

In a children’s playground actually!

by Anonymousreply 35006/06/2019


Someone mentioned Bum as a portmanteau upthread.

by Anonymousreply 35106/06/2019

[quote]The EE fraudience at the DS and WW are panicking hysterically because Halfgay is cheating and they loathe infidelity storylines.

They loathe infidelity storylines? Then why are they watching soaps?

by Anonymousreply 35206/06/2019

It's the first plot that's really had me interested since Christian and Syeed!

by Anonymousreply 35306/06/2019

'They loathe infidelity storylines? Then why are they watching soaps?'

They were esp upset when Mick cheated on saint Linda.

by Anonymousreply 35406/07/2019

They are also into Sheanu but when Sharon cheats on Phil it's cool apparently .

by Anonymousreply 35506/07/2019

Summer trailer

Jack arrested.

Keanu runs.

Ben gets beaten up. Again.

Bobby returns and is pursued by Max.

Ian's return.

Sharon and Ben looked depressed at a multigenerational Mitchell family dinner.

Lots of straights infiltrate Pride.

Gray and Mick have a cuddle.

by Anonymousreply 35606/07/2019

Am I right in assuming that Callum texted Ben to meet him in the park?

by Anonymousreply 35706/07/2019

R357 That's my interpretation too .

by Anonymousreply 35806/07/2019

Loved these episodes. The tags are going off on tumblr.


by Anonymousreply 35906/07/2019

And Callum asking this...

by Anonymousreply 36006/07/2019

... And Ben's response...

by Anonymousreply 36106/07/2019

... lead to the penny dropping for Halfway

by Anonymousreply 36206/07/2019

I’m guessing that Stuart organises the gay bashing of Ben.

by Anonymousreply 36306/07/2019

Larrie type Tumblr fraus have jumped aboard, which was probably Oates' intention.

by Anonymousreply 36406/07/2019

What's with Ben always making sex faces everytime someone threatens him? Also when he was flirting with the hit man?

by Anonymousreply 36506/07/2019

R364 Of course it was .

by Anonymousreply 36606/07/2019

Ben is foolish enough to think he's the gay Stuart. Ben isn't smart enough to realize who and what he's dealing with.

by Anonymousreply 36706/07/2019

Stuart was beaten up by weedy Mick but is somehow being presented as the ultimate hard man now? And he's Mr Sensitive but he's also Mr Homophobe? Yet living with bisexual Sonia? None of it makes sense but I'm here for it after self loathing Sean O'Connor killed off Paul and plunged Gay Eastenders into the doldrums for years on end.

by Anonymousreply 36806/07/2019

Aww this kiss tho!

by Anonymousreply 36906/08/2019

My Frau mum on Halfgay:

: “as soon has he took off that knitted hat to reveal his haircut, I knew”

by Anonymousreply 37006/08/2019

Halfway at 8pm

by Anonymousreply 37106/08/2019

Halfway at 8:15

by Anonymousreply 37206/08/2019

Bobby Beale's gone blond.

by Anonymousreply 37306/08/2019

Callum is very cute. What is the name of the actor who plays him?

by Anonymousreply 37406/08/2019

Tony Clay. I wonder if Max Bowden's audition was doing a chemistry test with him.

by Anonymousreply 37506/08/2019

This scene was 🔥

by Anonymousreply 37606/08/2019

The Larries are here with their emojis!

Kate Oates is doing her best to eliminate the fug. Bobby was a rodent faced child, nothing like this one with his open face. He will hopefully still be evil, though.

by Anonymousreply 37706/08/2019

Halfgay lips are very thin, esp from the side.

by Anonymousreply 37806/08/2019

He’s got beautiful eyes, though.

by Anonymousreply 37906/08/2019

He's a goofy dude

by Anonymousreply 38006/08/2019

What's a Larry?

Louise and ?

by Anonymousreply 38106/08/2019

R381 I believe R377 is referring to the Louis (Tomlinson) and Harry (Styles) gang.

by Anonymousreply 38206/08/2019

R257 I feel as sorry for Whit as I do for Ben. She’s a walking cry for help, considering what happened with the sexual abuse from her stepdad and the string of violent user boyfriends. She just wants to be genuinely and consistently cared for, and that’s not selfish so much as simply human. She may be materialistic and needy, but that’s just how her insecurity is showing up in her life. It’s similar to how Ben gets agg and goes off unadvisedly because his somatic impulses are fused to his self-disgust.

The only unsympathetic person in this whole messed-up situation is Halfway. Frankly he’s a major downgrade for new hot Ben considering what the latter once had in Paul (and almost had in Johnny).

by Anonymousreply 38306/08/2019

Three things I notice as I’m checking in after two years away:

1. Why doesn’t Jamie Borthwick (Jay Brown) age? He looks the same as he did 10 years ago and wrinkle-free.

2. E20 is a thing now, and it looks...really boring. It’s no Angie’s Den, that’s for sure.

3. NuBen acts and sounds like Tom Hardy to an uncanny degree.

I also remember Ruby as a very different personality, and thinking that her teen self would grow up to be lesbian. Pity.

by Anonymousreply 38406/08/2019

Jay not aging is a problem now with the new Ben because Jay is around 2 years older than Ben and even though Harry Reid was older than Jamie Borthwick , he looked younger .

by Anonymousreply 38506/08/2019

[quote] Frankly he’s a major downgrade for new hot Ben considering what the latter once had in Paul (and almost had in Johnny).

Even the guy Ben hooked up with last week (who probably would have liked to have stayed for breakfast) was better looking than Halfway.

by Anonymousreply 38606/08/2019

Apologies if this was already posted in the previous part; did we catch alum Jonny Labey on his YT channel interviewing Ted Reilly about Type 1 Diabetes?

They're both very cute, and seem much younger than late-20s. Are either of them gay irl?

by Anonymousreply 38706/08/2019

R382, yes, I meant those crazed Tumblr fraus who think Harry Styles is married to his ex bandmate. They pounce on any gay couples on tv or in film and go mad drooling over gifs and trying to make out the couple are together in real life too (many are Charmies as well).

by Anonymousreply 38806/08/2019

I can't decide whether Max/Ben is the perfect amount of camp/OTTness or if he takes the gurning too far and needs to rein it in a bit. Every scene with him is Walford Square bordering on Sunset Boulevard.

Although what I am sure of is that I wish he would tone down his vocal affectation.

I hope virginal Callum doesn't get an STI off of "hussy" Ben (to quote Ruby). He's already spread the clap to half the young population of Walford.

Max has so much charisma, though. He played that scene with Jamie/Jay at the party perfectly--just the right admixture of fraternal affection with a frisson of sexual tension.

Who do we think will be the first to find out about their affair? I'm hoping it's Louise.

by Anonymousreply 38906/08/2019

I hope it’s not Stuart. If Louise finds out first she’ll be enraged at not being the Mitchell centre of attention.

I’m finding Max Bowden’s levels of camp pretty much perfect.

Ben generally leans pretty butch. But when he’s walking through the market and trying to annoy someone going the other direction - Callum, Rainie, Jay, whomever - he will swing his hips a bit and billow his jacket when he flounces past.

I am admittedly enjoying his already habitual sex faces and heavy breathing when violence of any sort is suggested in his personal space.

by Anonymousreply 39006/08/2019

R383 Polite and gormless Halfway and sweet and moaning Whitney get along well but clearly could not be less compatible, especially sexually.

I would like it if Whitney did the mature thing and was supportive of his bisexuality as he figures things out, whether they stay romantically involved or not. It would be a valuable thing for to realise it’s not another case of betrayal as poor luck with the two of them.

by Anonymousreply 39106/08/2019

In a few weeks Max is appearing in a concert of Godspell with Ramin Karimloo.

I hope this doesn’t kickstart this West End career as I don’t want him leaving for at least 10 years.

by Anonymousreply 39206/08/2019

I loved Max Bowden in Waterloo Road. He's at peak hotness about a stone/14 lbs lighter than his current weight.

by Anonymousreply 39306/08/2019

The only people who buy Josh Groban albums are shoppers looking for last minute Mother’s Day gifts and aspiring musical theatre singers.

by Anonymousreply 39406/08/2019

Yes he has a few extra pounds right now. Ben should start running with Callum.

by Anonymousreply 39506/08/2019

R350 Adam and Habiba were over in the children's playground. .. Ben and Callum got Walford Park. At least it has a picnic bench.

by Anonymousreply 39606/09/2019

Husky Ben in his fugly leather jacket and polo neck and mild double chin slightly resembles Phil.

by Anonymousreply 39706/09/2019

The gay kiss was hot af. I liked Halfway reaching for Ben's zipper.

by Anonymousreply 39806/09/2019

R395 I was just gonna say that! I wish the actor would get in shape. Ben is not ugly by any means, but it's obvious he has a few extra pounds on him right now. Despite that I still prefer this Ben though, he's better in the gay scenes and like you said, he actually more resembles Phil. The last Ben was horrible in the gay scenes. At least this actor goes all in.

by Anonymousreply 39906/09/2019

R386 I think Halfway is cute. Sometimes is not all about looks, but about the connection. Ben and Callum actually get on and have a ton of chemistry. There's sexual tension in every scene. Also, I'm sure Ben sees "turning" Calum as sort of a quest. You know how Ben is, he wants the challenge. Also, he's probably turned on by them sneaking around lol!

by Anonymousreply 40006/09/2019

R383 I agree with you about Paul, but not Johnny. Then again, maybe it's just because I hate the new Johnny. He always looked like a deer caught in headlights. He couldn't act for shit. I actually thought he was really annoying. The first Johnny could really act. It's such a shame the recast turned out to be a dud.

by Anonymousreply 40106/09/2019

R398 eh, I actually found it a bit lukewarm.

Yes there were grabby hands and grunts (racy for teatime), but their lips were more or less closed and didn’t meet dead-on. There wasn’t much closeness. It’s early days in their storyline so some tentativeness of course figures in the way it’s played, and I wouldn’t necessarily change it much. I just don’t think it was “hot” and “charged” like everyone is saying. I watched it and went, “aw, ok, nice”.

by Anonymousreply 40206/09/2019

The way that scene was filmed was quite interesting. Definitely memorable and, like everything involving Ben, dancing on the edge of OTT (especially the very last shot with the haloesque lighting). I think it would have been better and more striking if it had been an extended shot of their faces/lips with the jingling of the belt buckle a hint of what was happening. The frenetic switching between faces and clothing kind of dampened the perfect moment of the kiss for me.

by Anonymousreply 40306/09/2019

We didn’t talk much about Ben’s faceoff in the QV loo with Stuart. Ben looked so wounded that Callum sicced the Nonce Hunter onto him. And he flounced out of the room. I like that Ben basically got over it really quickly. He’s shown much empathy for Callum.

I hope this is the start of Stuart going back to the delusional mess he was before.

by Anonymousreply 40406/09/2019

R389 Too much gurning for my taste and I can't stand this Wallace and Gromit grin he does .

by Anonymousreply 40506/09/2019

R405 It's a soap. If you want great acting you're watching the wrong show. Max might not be the best actor in the world, but he's hardly the worst. I've seen worse, even on this same show. The recast of Johnny couldn't act for shit, he was just horrible. Glad they got rid of him.

by Anonymousreply 40606/09/2019

They should bring Preston back. He was hot.

by Anonymousreply 40706/09/2019

I want to see Adam’s feets.

by Anonymousreply 40806/09/2019

Today Mrs Peel proved that she has no idea that there is a difference between love and sex with sentences like these :

"I do get that Paul was the love of Ben's life, but what did he mean by not having experienced anything since then? Ben had a full-on affair with Luke Browning in the middle of the Weyland mess. Even now, he's actively participating in Grindr hook-ups. Are you telling me that he simply cuddled and slept with the foreign hook-up who surprised Kathy the other week?"

by Anonymousreply 40906/09/2019

Maybe Sharon should tell Ben about her personal trainer, Keanu.

by Anonymousreply 41006/09/2019

R408 Just for you .... in sandals.

by Anonymousreply 41106/09/2019

Callum will fall for Ben, there will be a gay wedding in which Phil is to uncomfortable to go to but then has a last minute change of heart and turns up to the wedding, Ben and Callum will be happily married for a while before some forced drama occurs but they'll get over it, by which point a new producer will take over and make their mark on their show but axing Callum, having Ben turn dark for a while again and then axing him as well as the producer will lack the imagination to storyline for the character then the next producer will be brought in to fix the previous producers faults, this includes reintroducing Ben who has been recasted again with a revenge storyline against Phil to kick of his return which will be forgotten 3 months in to the stint and he will shagging some new guy.

by Anonymousreply 41206/09/2019

With all the talk about starting a family, what are the odds that Whitney will be pregnant with Halfgay's baby?

by Anonymousreply 41306/09/2019

R413 please no , Sharon and Louise are already pregnant .

by Anonymousreply 41406/09/2019

R414 It's not what I'd want either, but since they've already raised the whole babymaking thing ... plus, it's a big gay trope on soaps. .. And as far as others already being pregnant, I think when Oates was at Emmerdale, she had Charity, Vanessa, and Megan pregnant with Moses, Johnny, and Eliza within months of each other.

by Anonymousreply 41506/09/2019

R406 there's no need for such vitriol. Pop a vike and have a sitdown.

Ted Reilly was unsuitable for soapland and perhaps he isn't even a good fit for telly in general, but I hear secondhand from people in the business that he's quite a reliable stage-actor. He's the lead in a show opening at the Nottingham Playhouse in about a week, and reports from rehearsal have been fair-to-excellent. Similar seems to apply to Aaron Sidwell who lately is doing rather a solid job in musicals and imported American plays.

by Anonymousreply 41606/09/2019

[quote] He's the lead in a show opening at the Nottingham Playhouse in about a week, and reports from rehearsal have been fair-to-excellent.

The link says the play opened and ran last June (15 - 30 June 2018). .. Since Ted was the lead, I wonder why they didn't use his photo in the poster?

by Anonymousreply 41706/09/2019

R416, calm down, Ted Reilly’s agent.

by Anonymousreply 41806/09/2019

I actually like Lola. I just wish she had more links on the Square. The whole Phil revenge thing seems to have sputtered out which leaves her as kind of a spare part. And her constant meddling in the Billy/Honey/Adam relationship is doing nothing for her character. Finally, I find her relationship with Jay quite boring.

Maybe have Denise hire her at the salon and she can befriend Chantelle (another character who needs more integration).

by Anonymousreply 41906/09/2019

Wow, thanks, R411!

Mrs. Peel at WW also claims that Jay was the love of Ben’s life. Give me a fucking break. Ben has NEVER been in love with Jay-he just made a pathetic pass at him once.

by Anonymousreply 42006/09/2019

Ben makes pathetic passes at any one or any thing.

by Anonymousreply 42106/09/2019

You can definitely read a lot of homoeroticism into the Ben/Jay relationship, obviously. Especially during the Harry Reid period, when both actors played them almost as if they were a couple.

Whether Ben's in love with Jay is another matter. Certainly as his current incarnation that doesn't seem to be the case.

by Anonymousreply 422Last Monday at 1:20 AM

Max Bowden has lovely eyes when he's slimmer. He needs to drop weight so they pop again.

by Anonymousreply 423Last Monday at 1:52 AM

R422 I think their chemistry was the reason for why the writers felt the need to constantly have them calling each other "bruv" .

by Anonymousreply 424Last Monday at 4:31 AM

Is it possible to get a new thread to discuss spoilers? I don't want to spoil people here.

by Anonymousreply 425Last Monday at 4:39 AM

R423 he looks somewhat like a white(r) Yu Shirota. I hadn't ever noticed before seeing that headshot. Maybe it's the spacing of their features? (nose, lips)

by Anonymousreply 426Last Monday at 4:49 AM

[Quote]Stuart was beaten up by weedy Mick but is somehow being presented as the ultimate hard man now? And he's Mr Sensitive but he's also Mr Homophobe? Yet living with bisexual Sonia? None of it makes sense

Many people (men especially) have no issue with bisexual women or lesbians. It's a different story when it comes to gay men. Also, Stuart might be ok with gays in general, but it's different if it's his own brother.

by Anonymousreply 427Last Monday at 4:57 AM

R422 I can't stand it when fraus and delusional fangirls jump on any relationship between a gay man and his bff. Can't they just be good friends, why be something more? Gay men can have straight male friends without there being anything more to it. I actually love Been and Jay's platonic relationship. To me they're more like brothers than lovers anyway.

by Anonymousreply 428Last Monday at 4:59 AM

Even the way it was filmed was to show Callum’s envy and to show that Ben arrived at the flat drunk because was nervous about being there.

by Anonymousreply 429Last Monday at 5:40 AM

Exactly, R428. Jay and Ben have always been like brothers. Mrs. Peel calling Jay’s the “ujnrequited love” of Ben’s life is ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 430Last Monday at 5:58 AM

I like the actors playing Ben and Callum. They seem to get along great irl too. Must be why they've got such great chemistry on screen.

by Anonymousreply 431Last Monday at 6:37 AM

I wonder if Kate Oates will bring back some of the past bi/gay characters? I actually wouldn't mind a love triangle, as long as they're all men. Sick of the bisexual or closeted love triangle (though yeah, I'm aware the Callum/Whitney/Ben storyline is exactly that). I hope they bring back Johnny (a new recast) or Steven Beale (preferably played by Aaron Sidwell).

by Anonymousreply 432Last Monday at 8:49 AM

Steven is dead . I'd love to have Tony Hills (Kathy's nephew) and Simon Raymond (dead Tiffany Mitchell's brother ) back . They could came back with a couple of adopted kids .

by Anonymousreply 433Last Monday at 10:47 AM

Ugh... I knew he would propose to her, but watching it happen was still vomit inducing. I love Shirley though, she NAILED it. "He put a ring on it before she finds out he's an idiot." 😂😂😂

by Anonymousreply 434Last Monday at 12:38 PM

Someone already made the gifs... part 1

by Anonymousreply 435Last Monday at 12:41 PM

Part 2

by Anonymousreply 436Last Monday at 12:41 PM

I love Ben and Jay's friendship.

by Anonymousreply 437Last Monday at 12:44 PM


by Anonymousreply 438Last Monday at 12:48 PM

Tumblr girls are good for only one thing , the gif producing speed .

by Anonymousreply 439Last Monday at 12:58 PM

R434 Plus. we knew it was coming, because there's a scene of Whit at the bridal shop in the Summer trailer released last week.

by Anonymousreply 440Last Monday at 3:29 PM

And Tiff in a horrible dress.

by Anonymousreply 441Last Monday at 4:13 PM

R428: Of course nothing's going to happen between Ben and Jay, but it's not like it's totally out of the blue that some of the shipper cohort would pick up on them, since Ben has canonically been attracted to Jay at least in the past (the drinking game scene at their flat when Harry was still around).

It's also not only delusional frauen. Jamie Fowler on WW, a bisexual man whom I consider the foremost Jay aficionado, just posted about it the other day.

All that being said, I think it's for the best that Ben's attraction to Jay is left in the past or to subtle, joking references.

by Anonymousreply 442Last Monday at 7:14 PM

[quote]There is also the question if Ben and Callum had sex or just kissed . One side thinks they had sex because clothes were grabbed and that's soapish for sex and the other side doesn't think that's proof enough .

Ok, so the breakfast scene shows they fucked. At minimum Callum’s cock was in Ben’s mouth at some point.

by Anonymousreply 443Last Monday at 7:47 PM

That’s a homosexual panic ring, Whitney!

Will Callum be fucked by Ben on the night before the wedding? Will it even get that far?

by Anonymousreply 444Last Monday at 9:10 PM

I'm hoping for a redux of the Christian/Zainab scene on Syed's wedding day between slutty Ben and Callum's father.

"My boy ain't like that!"

"Oh yeah? Well me and your precious son--we've done it all. And he LOVED it."

by Anonymousreply 445Last Monday at 10:29 PM

The influx of new Larrie type Tumblr girls here is predictable, but rather sweet. And their gifs are great!

by Anonymousreply 446Last Monday at 10:48 PM

Keep the gifs coming Tumblrinas. If you are taking requests, post Kush's twitching pecs, or at least his shower scene. Ta.

by Anonymousreply 447Last Monday at 11:36 PM

I'd like a gif of that moment when Callum was half carrying drunk Ben to the door and their eyes met, up close. 🔥🔥🔥

by Anonymousreply 448Last Monday at 11:39 PM

Check upthread at r376. There's even lens flare.

by Anonymousreply 449Last Monday at 11:43 PM

Anyone got a gif of Halfway selling funeral insurance in the caf by drawing a tittie on a napkin?

Seriously, who wrote that scene?

by Anonymousreply 450Last Monday at 11:49 PM

R445 One of my favorite EE scenes ever. I've watched it regularly. I think I know all the lines in it .. lol!

" Oh, I know! I think I'll seduce that pretty Pakistani boy! Oh, that'll be fun!"

by Anonymousreply 451Last Tuesday at 12:31 AM

Who picks the music? Two weeks behind here. When mi Salt N Pepa’s Let’s About Sex is playing in the Vic when asks



by Anonymousreply 452Last Tuesday at 1:21 AM

I fucking adore Max Bowden.

by Anonymousreply 453Last Tuesday at 4:12 AM

I mean, look at this camp bitch

by Anonymousreply 454Last Tuesday at 4:14 AM

Has the actor who played Syed come out yet?

by Anonymousreply 455Last Tuesday at 4:17 AM

Larrie type fraus are already saying Max and the Halfgay actor are having sex.

by Anonymousreply 456Last Tuesday at 4:32 AM

LOL! Link please r456

by Anonymousreply 457Last Tuesday at 4:33 AM

A thread from superfan Shirley Carter's Spicy Pussy:

[quote]Me hunting down iconic Eastenders garments (mainly Sharon and Shirley) in my local stores. A thread.

[quote]Sharon’s stunning blue tent that thankfully she no longer wears. About £22 from ‘F&F fashion’. I love the feel of it against my skin, very silky

by Anonymousreply 458Last Tuesday at 6:13 AM

Halfway is hot af.

by Anonymousreply 459Last Tuesday at 6:35 AM

Calling it now - Sharon will go into early labor when Grant walks into the Vic at Christmas.

by Anonymousreply 460Last Tuesday at 6:35 AM

Is Jay still on the sex offenders registry?

by Anonymousreply 461Last Tuesday at 6:38 AM

Time for another baby swap story-because the last one went SO well.

by Anonymousreply 462Last Tuesday at 6:41 AM

It’s my doing, r459.

I saw one look at the following and could not abide such pollution on one of my shows.

by Anonymousreply 463Last Tuesday at 6:46 AM

Why was halfway licking his lips? Was he thinking about all the hot sex he had with Ben? lol.

by Anonymousreply 464Last Tuesday at 6:50 AM

He's licking off the fresh cum that Ben shot on to his face.

by Anonymousreply 465Last Tuesday at 6:57 AM

Are we to assume that Halfway was in love with a presumably now dead soldier in the army whose hat Tiffany wore?

That experience would explain why his night with Ben was an apparent success.

by Anonymousreply 466Last Tuesday at 7:15 AM

R466, yep. He went to his funeral.

by Anonymousreply 467Last Tuesday at 7:25 AM

I hope we get to see more kissing and affection between Callum and Ben before it all goes to hell. It would suck if the writers keep teasing us but all we get is that one kiss that already aired, fucking hell. I would be pissed.

by Anonymousreply 468Last Tuesday at 8:21 AM

Can we post spoilers here or should we make a new thread?

by Anonymousreply 469Last Tuesday at 8:21 AM

R466 So Ben wasn't his first? That's interesting. I'm sure the Larries will be heartbroken over this news. They so wanted Ben to be Callum's first and for them to have a perfect love story. I think they're watching the wrong show 😂

by Anonymousreply 470Last Tuesday at 8:24 AM

I have no trouble with spoilers being discussed here. Be a good chap and label it SPOILER.

by Anonymousreply 471Last Tuesday at 8:27 AM

Here's a spoiler pic from a soap mag.

by Anonymousreply 472Last Tuesday at 8:32 AM

Dude, until a One Direction fan outs himself in this thread, enough about the fucking Larries already. I keep thinking it’s a Louise portmanteau.

When did Halfway attend the funeral? Because I just saw the hat/sewing machine episode today and have been keeping up with the show via YouTube.

Leaving Halfway’s peck-peck-peck kissing technique aside, his awkward politeness, hetero virginity and out-of-synch sex life with Whitney speaks volumes when compared and contrasted with his direct interactions with Ben. He texted him to meet him in a park for sex! His relative sexual ease with him way be natural or acquired through experience but it doesn’t matter.

by Anonymousreply 473Last Tuesday at 8:43 AM

R266 EastEnders already named them Ballum.

by Anonymousreply 474Last Tuesday at 8:46 AM

R473 Exactly! Some homophobes claim that Callum can't be gay because it doesn't make sense. They're wrong, of course, as the article explains. The fact that he went to the park for a gay hookup indicates that this isn't his first time at the rodeo.

by Anonymousreply 475Last Tuesday at 8:48 AM

This scene tho 😂

by Anonymousreply 476Last Tuesday at 8:57 AM

I wonder what Benway will get up to at Pride. Nothing, probably. Likely Tiff will through Bernie a bone and they'll make out for a bit.

I also loved how hideous the ring is and how Whitney was making excuses about it.

by Anonymousreply 477Last Tuesday at 10:03 AM

Sharon’s pregnancy will be particularly hilarious this time because we’ve never seen her heavily pregnant. She was only a few months pregnant when she left Walford in a semi-catatonic state following Dennis’ murder, remember? So seeing her nine months pregnant and giving birth should be a camp classic.

by Anonymousreply 478Last Tuesday at 11:36 AM

R478 How is it even possible for her to get pregnant? Isn't she like 50?

by Anonymousreply 479Last Tuesday at 11:39 AM

She's also infertile with Denny being her miracle baby .

by Anonymousreply 480Last Tuesday at 12:34 PM

R470 Unless Callum reveals something more at a later time, I think right now we're meant to infer that this was Callum's first actual sexual experience with another man, because Ben made reference to that in their scene on Monday saying, " Don't be embarrassed. You always remember your first," then adding, "I'm proud to be part of the journey on your big gay adventure."

by Anonymousreply 481Last Tuesday at 12:56 PM

When did halfway go to an army funeral?

by Anonymousreply 482Last Tuesday at 1:13 PM hasnt happened yet.

by Anonymousreply 483Last Tuesday at 1:35 PM

well i fucked that one up didnt i

by Anonymousreply 484Last Tuesday at 1:36 PM

R482 The funeral scenes are forthcoming. This Digital Spy article was written in May BEFORE the recent gay reveal, so the speculation offered within it may be 'off.'

We'll probably find out more about Callum's relationship with Chris at that point.

by Anonymousreply 485Last Tuesday at 1:36 PM

simultaneous posting .. lol!

by Anonymousreply 486Last Tuesday at 1:37 PM

R478 Perhaps pregnant Sharon will exit again for awhile and have her baby abroad?

Is Spain or Italy big enough? .. If not, there's still the whole continent of Australia where Michelle is.

by Anonymousreply 487Last Tuesday at 2:39 PM

I think Michelle will die around the same time Sharon gives birth and Sharon will name her daughter Michelle.

by Anonymousreply 488Last Tuesday at 2:59 PM

Newbie Ballum shippers, this is not Digital Spy. We are happy to receive official spoilers that have been announced in the press.

I think Halfgay may have been in love with the unknown soldier but only kissed him or possibly not even that. So the blowie from Ben was his first sexual encounter with a guy.

by Anonymousreply 489Last Tuesday at 3:39 PM

^^^ I'm pretty sure we don't even care, if they've been announced in the press.

by Anonymousreply 490Last Tuesday at 4:03 PM

We're spoiler whores

by Anonymousreply 491Last Tuesday at 4:20 PM

Yeah, get used to it.

by Anonymousreply 492Last Tuesday at 4:22 PM

The new Bobby Beale has quite a Lucas Hedges vibe to him,

by Anonymousreply 493Last Tuesday at 4:29 PM

I wonder if the Bellum story will hook up with Sheanu at some point. Maybe Sharon and Ben will have to keep each other's secrets, which leads to both of them being thrown out of the Mitchell fold at Christmas when the rest of the family finds out. That would be a nuclear detonation of camp.

by Anonymousreply 494Last Tuesday at 5:37 PM

I hope Louise dies during childbirth.

by Anonymousreply 495Last Tuesday at 5:42 PM

I've actually been enjoying Louise lately. Tilly has been good and the aging of the character is better for matching up with her appearance. I'd rather Ian died during Louise's childbirth. Just randomly.

by Anonymousreply 496Last Tuesday at 5:55 PM

Patsy Palmer’s daughter graduated from Malibu High School today!

by Anonymousreply 497Last Tuesday at 6:20 PM

Tilly is a terrible actress. She's especially annoying when she gets bitchy. I hope she dies in childbirth and Keanu picks up the pieces with Whitney, or Kush, or whomever.

I also want more GRAY.

by Anonymousreply 498Last Tuesday at 7:51 PM

[quote]Tilly is a terrible actress.

Most of Walford Web is boosting her lately. One even commented in a recent episode thread that she was out-acting Steve McFadden. Mrs Peel in particular really adores Tilly and Louise.

I'm aware that none of this may be a recommendation to many here!

by Anonymousreply 499Last Tuesday at 9:12 PM

Oh, and about Gray--yes yes yes. I would watch that man talking on the phone at his desk at work. And pay for it.

by Anonymousreply 500Last Tuesday at 9:13 PM

[quote]I wonder if the Bellum story will hook up with Sheanu at some point. Maybe Sharon and Ben will have to keep each other's secrets, which leads to both of them being thrown out of the Mitchell fold at Christmas when the rest of the family finds out. That would be a nuclear detonation of camp.

I assumed that Keanu’s apparent upcoming kidnapping is a Phil revenge plot but this would be much more fun to watch.

by Anonymousreply 501Last Tuesday at 10:24 PM

Wow, Max's look of abject disgust at Whitney and Callum sucking each other's faces off was perfect. I love how expressive he is.

by Anonymousreply 502Last Tuesday at 11:33 PM

And shaking his head at them.

by Anonymousreply 503Last Tuesday at 11:53 PM

I dont know how Stuart will react to Callum's chat with him. Maybe he'll assume he's talking about Whitney.

And when the penny will drop for Jay that Ben isn't just interested in Callum for criminal enterprise.

by Anonymousreply 504Last Tuesday at 11:56 PM

I want Gray to be Ben's lawyer after Ben's attack. They can sit in Gray's office while talking over the case, then when Gray stands up to open a filing cabinet Ben can shamelessly stare at his ass.

by Anonymousreply 505Last Wednesday at 12:06 AM

R499 Which is hilarious because Mrs Peel has slagged off Tilly for years as the adult playing a schoolgirl even though Tilly is only a year older than the actress playing Bex .

by Anonymousreply 506Last Wednesday at 3:53 AM

[quote]I want Gray to be Ben's lawyer after Ben's attack. They can sit in Gray's office while talking over the case, then when Gray stands up to open a filing cabinet Ben can shamelessly stare at his ass.

The scene when he stared at side view of Keanu's ass in the Arches is hilarious. It was capped off when Keanu bent over pointing his ass right at Ben, who inhaled deeply. We laughed for 5 minutes.

by Anonymousreply 507Last Wednesday at 4:17 AM

R507, I thought at the time that Ben knew about Sheanu ("any Mitchell will do") and that he would blackmail Keanu for sex. That seems unfathomably depraved until one realizes that the rest of Ben's family already basically treats Keanu as a prostitute.

by Anonymousreply 508Last Wednesday at 5:18 AM

Danny Dyer bulge watch

by Anonymousreply 509Last Wednesday at 5:52 AM

What exactly is WW obsession with Lisa ? Yes she's Louise mother and shot Phil but I don't give a fuck if she's there or not .

by Anonymousreply 510Last Wednesday at 6:50 AM

Good news, Kate Oates is making him lose weight.

by Anonymousreply 511Last Wednesday at 8:00 AM

Now that there's a gay bar on the square, someone should get the bright idea to re-open the gym.

by Anonymousreply 512Last Wednesday at 8:56 AM

Hahaha, R510, so true. Their obsession with Lisa is stupid.

by Anonymousreply 513Last Wednesday at 1:18 PM

Maybe Kate promised Max he could play with her massive boobies if he lost weight.

by Anonymousreply 514Last Wednesday at 1:41 PM

If Sharon keeps guzzling the wine, she'll have a baby just like Ollie or the Taylor Twins. If she's so upset, why not abort it, and keep her big yap shut. If she has it, I hope it's Phil's, that will take them both down a few pegs. They're both lousy parents. But I still want Louise and Phil to find out that Keanu and Sharon were screwing their brains out all over the house.

We do love drama !

by Anonymousreply 515Last Wednesday at 4:31 PM

People are not good at keeping secrets. Sharon kept feeding info to Linda regarding her affair with a younger man, but I don't think she told Linda it was Keanu. But sooner or later it will come out. Sharon's spreading showing signs of anger and jealousy. Just wait until Lisa arrives ............. !

by Anonymousreply 516Last Wednesday at 6:49 PM

Based on his scenes with Ben or Callum over the past weeks it looks like Jay might be the first to put two and two together. But because his loyalty to Ben always comes before anyone else (and certainly before Whitney), the more interesting realization will be the second character's. I guess since Ben's getting beaten up it's likely going to be one of the other Highways.

by Anonymousreply 517Last Wednesday at 6:56 PM

I hope Ben isn’t gay bashed but it’s related to those stolen cars he’s making Halfway lie about.

by Anonymousreply 518Last Wednesday at 7:39 PM

R511, that's good news. I hope we get hot Waterloo Road Max back.

by Anonymousreply 519Last Wednesday at 7:43 PM

I implore those more familiar with Max than I to post any and all thirst traps he's posted to social media here.

by Anonymousreply 520Last Wednesday at 7:53 PM

R517 Yeah, I think Jay will be the first to know. I mean he's already suspecting something is going on. He even asked Ben why he was staring at Callum lol.

by Anonymousreply 521Last Wednesday at 9:03 PM

R518 I figure it's either Stuart protecting Callum (we all know Stuart is a homophobe) or because of the stolen cars. I hope it's not Stuart, Ben has been gay bashed once. I don't want to see that happen again.

by Anonymousreply 522Last Wednesday at 9:05 PM

Expect to see a lot more new fans now that Ryan is quitting Emmerdale. They will probably start shipping Ballum instead.

by Anonymousreply 523Last Wednesday at 9:17 PM

Am I right in recalling that during all of last year’s drama Stuart lied to Callum that their father used to beat him?

EE missed a trick not having, and in fact being beaten to the punch on, an alt-right radicalisation storyline. It’s a very “now” issue and Walford is the right demographic. It could explored through someone obviously damaged like Stuart or even more effectively through an otherwise “good” character - as a lot rightwingers claim to not be opposed to actual skin colour but “non-British” values. It could be like when Peggy turned anti-HIV and homophobe as was later redeemed.

But as someone said upthread the current EE resurgence is because Kate Oates is focusing on drama and romance so perhaps it’s for the best.

by Anonymousreply 524Last Wednesday at 10:30 PM

[quote]I implore those more familiar with Max than I to post any and all thirst traps he's posted to social media here.

Amidst of images of him doing tourist shit in Las Vegas about 15 along in this story is a shot of his small pale ass

by Anonymousreply 525Last Wednesday at 11:54 PM

R524, I agree - I think Stuart is such a malcontent that he could easily morph into a Stephen Paddock type and set himself up with a rifle on the roof of the Vic, picking off cast members.

Hopefully Kat, Denise, Karen and Ruby would be amongst his victims.

by Anonymousreply 526Last Thursday at 12:11 AM

Blue eyed boy.

by Anonymousreply 527Last Thursday at 12:16 AM

If he loses the lard, we get this.

by Anonymousreply 528Last Thursday at 12:19 AM

He doesn’t have much weight to lose if he was just out of his teens on Waterloo Road he won’t look like that again.

by Anonymousreply 529Last Thursday at 1:17 AM

He isn't even that fat now. He wouldn't have to lose much weight to look good.

by Anonymousreply 530Last Thursday at 1:53 AM

Can we please have the kiss gif in the OP of the next thread?

by Anonymousreply 531Last Thursday at 1:54 AM

He needs to lose about 20 lbs for his eyes to pop again. Halfgay would look better if he grew his hair down over his strange ears.

by Anonymousreply 532Last Thursday at 2:10 AM


by Anonymousreply 533Last Thursday at 4:04 AM

20lbs? That’s a bit much. It’s not like he’s tall.

by Anonymousreply 534Last Thursday at 4:55 AM

Who is Duncan Lindsay?

by Anonymousreply 535Last Thursday at 4:59 AM

He could be overhyping it, but I feel like saying they have HUGE material in all caps should be something extraordinary. Like a two hander?

by Anonymousreply 536Last Thursday at 5:02 AM

I want a Kush one hander.

by Anonymousreply 537Last Thursday at 5:10 AM

[quote]Halfgay would look better if he grew his hair down over his strange ears.

Let's just thank heaven for small mercies.

by Anonymousreply 538Last Thursday at 5:12 AM

Kate likes serial killer stories and Stuart is the perfect candidate for one.

by Anonymousreply 539Last Thursday at 5:17 AM

Was there no episode?

by Anonymousreply 540Last Thursday at 5:22 AM

R535 A Journalist. He writes soap articles so he has all the scoop. He gets spoilers before anyone else.

by Anonymousreply 541Last Thursday at 5:25 AM

R540 There's never an episode on Wednesday.

by Anonymousreply 542Last Thursday at 5:32 AM

R540 EE only airs 4 times a week.

by Anonymousreply 543Last Thursday at 5:32 AM

[quote]It could explored through someone obviously damaged like Stuart or even more effectively through an otherwise “good” character - as a lot rightwingers claim to not be opposed to actual skin colour but “non-British” values

Say, Louise as a SAH mother starts blogging and becomes Walford’s answer to Lauren Southern or Martin still pissed off about Kush wears a For Britain pin and blasts Bengali In Platforms from his stall.

by Anonymousreply 544Last Thursday at 6:01 AM

Oh dear... Ben isn't getting much help from either Jay or Lola.

by Anonymousreply 545Last Thursday at 10:41 AM

Everyone is after Ben today 😂

by Anonymousreply 546Last Thursday at 10:51 AM

Aww Linda finally told Shirley about Ollie.

by Anonymousreply 547Last Thursday at 10:54 AM

Meh... this episode was boring. Not much Ben & Callum at all, it was all about the stolen cars.

by Anonymousreply 548Last Thursday at 10:56 AM

Hoping for more Ben & Callum in the next episode in 30 minutes.

by Anonymousreply 549Last Thursday at 10:57 AM

The only Ben & Callum scene from the first episode tonight.

by Anonymousreply 550Last Thursday at 11:21 AM

Nvm.... that was from a previous episode.

by Anonymousreply 551Last Thursday at 11:24 AM

why doesn't EE do Wednesday episodes?

by Anonymousreply 552Last Thursday at 11:27 AM

Here we go... Ben creeping at Callum again 😂

by Anonymousreply 553Last Thursday at 11:35 AM

[quote] as a lot rightwingers claim to not be opposed to actual skin colour but “non-British” values.

That's exactly what they're doing in the current Hollyoaks story, which has been building for the last six months and really kicked in last week.

by Anonymousreply 554Last Thursday at 11:36 AM

Ugh... Callum was just about to open up to his brother then they cut the scene.

by Anonymousreply 555Last Thursday at 11:38 AM

This will be a drawn out storyline. So fucking typical... teasing us with that kiss only to let us wait weeks to see what happens next. This stupid stolen car business... I realize it's to draw them closer, but well... it's not really working. There is barely any news about them in the spoilers for the upcoming weeks. Not much "pride" in EastEnders, is there? Well... except for the opening of the gay bar today, that was nice I guess.

by Anonymousreply 556Last Thursday at 11:59 AM

[quote] Well... except for the opening of the gay bar today, that was nice I guess.

Is that what passes for a gay bar in London these days? Looked kinda tacky. And instead of ladies in showguirl outfits where are the hot shirtless bartenders?

Even when Sharon opened The Albert we got that hottie behind the bar named "Curtis" whom Johnny#1 approved of.

by Anonymousreply 557Last Thursday at 12:38 PM

Hello, Bobby!

by Anonymousreply 558Last Thursday at 1:14 PM

How much Gray was there in tonight's episodes?

by Anonymousreply 559Last Thursday at 3:14 PM

Actually, I've changed my mind. I want a Kush + Gray two hander. Preferably reusing the shower set from the "Bex is a hussy" episode.

by Anonymousreply 560Last Thursday at 3:32 PM

But who would be the bottom, R560?

by Anonymousreply 561Last Thursday at 3:37 PM

There's speculation on WW that Thomas Law may be reprising his role as Peter. I would welcome that because he always felt more like Peter to me than musclebound pinup Ben Hardy.

He did a revealing photoshoot a few years back while promoting Beautiful Thing. (On the right.) I think he's more built now.

by Anonymousreply 562Last Thursday at 3:41 PM

I don’t see him having any chemistry with the sow playing Lauren now, though.

by Anonymousreply 563Last Thursday at 3:52 PM

Big Lauren would crush him.

by Anonymousreply 564Last Thursday at 7:42 PM

Whoever starts part 10: please title it “I Smell Queer”!

by Anonymousreply 565Last Thursday at 9:59 PM

Hopefully fat, fugtastic Lauren will not come back.

I feel a bit sorry for Larries/Welp Troll types who have clearly started tuning in solely for the gay romance. They have to sit through tedium such as Dinah's funeral, Ollie's autism and the Spice Girls concert.

by Anonymousreply 566Last Thursday at 11:15 PM

Who are the “Welps”?

by Anonymousreply 567Last Thursday at 11:21 PM

People constantly moaning about the Larries are twice as annoying as any Larries that have shown up here.

by Anonymousreply 568Last Thursday at 11:25 PM

Don't stans normally watch ONLY the edited clips of their couple? .. That way, they can watch the same four minutes of scenes at least 10 times, then talk about what the couple did on social media for another six or more hours.

by Anonymousreply 569Last Thursday at 11:26 PM

Kathy looks incredible for her age. And it seems off that Ben wouldn't be at her club on opening night to support her. Maybe he'll show up later.

What was that mess that Phil served for dinner? Reminded me of that time Ian made haggis.

by Anonymousreply 570Last Thursday at 11:36 PM

R564 I just adore the thought of Steven is in the great Beyond roasting these limited vacuous people he so despised and who were not held accountable for his death.

by Anonymousreply 571Last Thursday at 11:54 PM

R570 I thought that was weird too. I definitely expected him to show up.

by Anonymousreply 572Last Thursday at 11:58 PM

Why doesn't Sharon just get rid? She's 49!

by Anonymousreply 573Last Friday at 1:01 AM

I can kind of understand why she wouldn’t - women of that age who get pregnant have their hormones screaming out for a baby - but I’m more annoyed that Louise is keeping her baby. So tired of unemployed, uneducated, listless princesses not getting abortions.

by Anonymousreply 574Last Friday at 1:12 AM

Steven's death was so pointless. Kind of like Abi's. At least Ronnie and Roxy's deaths, mistakes though they were, gave us a few good episodes. The entire era of SOC/JY was a travesty.

by Anonymousreply 575Last Friday at 4:39 AM

Sharon is hoping that her baby is Keanu's. She'd dump Phil in a heartbeat, and trample Louise and her kid running back to Keanu like a bitch in heat if whistled and called her name.

Maybe Sharon and Denise should have a little chit chat.

by Anonymousreply 576Last Friday at 5:09 AM

Those family therapy scenes were so great. I loved Letitia's OTT performance.

by Anonymousreply 577Last Friday at 5:13 AM

But the kid playing Dennis sucks. He delivers his lines in a flat monotone. I think this new kid playing Bobby is going to blow him off the screen (no pun intended).

by Anonymousreply 578Last Friday at 5:43 AM

The kid playing Dennis looks like a shithead who beats other kids up at school. He reminds me of that Australian kid who was tormenting a fat kid, and after weeks of harrassment the fat kid bodyslammed him. There's no depth there.

I didn't see EE during much of 2017/2018 due to a death in the family, so am I correct in assuming that Kathy's hawked necklace was acquired from that heist when Mick got shot? Would not have Ben and Halfway met then?

by Anonymousreply 579Last Friday at 6:33 AM

The DL Welp Troll believes in all the conspiracies: Megan Markle's Surrogacy, Charmie, Larry, Kaylor, Gay Simon Cowell. She is aggressive and will tell people they are PR shills/ Russian bots if they disagree with her outlandish conspiracy theories.

by Anonymousreply 580Last Friday at 6:48 AM

R579, Halfgay and Ben definitely knew each other prior to this.

by Anonymousreply 581Last Friday at 6:49 AM

So why did they introduce themselves to each other at the Vic?

by Anonymousreply 582Last Friday at 6:55 AM

Oh dear... threatening Ben was the last thing Callum should have done. Ben will just see this as a challenge and probably try to seduce him or something. That smile at the end of their scene said it all.

by Anonymousreply 583Last Friday at 6:58 AM

I hated how they de-gayed Steven

by Anonymousreply 584Last Friday at 7:03 AM

R584 Well, it doesn't look likes there's any reason to worry now. Kate Oates loves gay storylines.

by Anonymousreply 585Last Friday at 7:04 AM

[quote]The DL Welp Troll believes in all the conspiracies

Well for the love of God stop mentioning them your bête noir trolls every 10 posts or we’ll be hounded, especially by that stroppy cow who is all “What do you look like them?” to posters who complain about Phil’s face.

by Anonymousreply 586Last Friday at 7:14 AM

R586, the What Do You Look Like Then? troll is so irritating. ALL the posters on DS and WW are like that. Phil is the ultimate fug and so is Sharon. She won't even need a moon bump as she already looks nine months pregnant.

by Anonymousreply 587Last Friday at 7:22 AM

Ben's romance with Paul started off with lots of quite rough sex. Ben was always shoving him up against an open casket. This seems like the same. He is a genuinely angry, self loathing type.

by Anonymousreply 588Last Friday at 7:26 AM

Guys, here is Part 10, I Smell Queer, as requested.

by Anonymousreply 589Last Friday at 7:30 AM

[Quote]I’m finding Max Bowden’s levels of camp pretty much perfect.

I agree with this, the level of camp is perfect.

by Anonymousreply 590Last Friday at 7:34 AM

R589 Thanks for creating a new thread but I wanted a kissing gif too.

by Anonymousreply 591Last Friday at 8:08 AM

R579, yes, I think the necklace is from the heist in January 2018. I think it belonged to Ciara, whose brother was killed by Hunter late last year.

by Anonymousreply 592Last Friday at 8:14 AM

R591, gifs are tricky to download on this lumbering, glitchy site but I'm sure someone will oblige. Is there a Tumblr blog for Ballum yet?

by Anonymousreply 593Last Friday at 8:21 AM

R593 probably , the Eastenders tag went from Ben Hardy and dead to Halfgay

by Anonymousreply 594Last Friday at 8:32 AM

Wait, who has Hunter killed other than Ray?

by Anonymousreply 595Last Friday at 8:37 AM

Nobody else, R595. He only killed Ciara’s brother Ray, who was married to Mel.

by Anonymousreply 596Last Friday at 9:10 AM

Ah, ok.

Which episode was this? I don't recall NuBen in glasses.

by Anonymousreply 597Last Friday at 10:52 AM


by Anonymousreply 598Last Friday at 11:25 AM

R597 Is it even from EastEnders? Maybe it's from another show.

by Anonymousreply 599Last Friday at 11:27 AM

I wish he would keep the glasses on . Ben without glasses doesn't work for me .

by Anonymousreply 600Last Friday at 12:11 PM

R579 R581 R582

From what I recall, there were no scenes where Ben and Callum could have met during their very brief time on the show together in January 2018.

Halfway showed up at the very end of the January 1st episode when The Big Heist started to go bad and Mick recognized him when the doors of the van were flung open. Even we didn't know who he was.

As for Ben, he was already out of Walford by the January 12th episode on his way to France.

In between those two weeks, there were only a couple of episodes wherein they both appeared, and I don't think their characters were ever in the same scene.

Halfwit was laying low at the pub with The Carters.

Meanwhile, Ben was already planning his great escape. His scenes during this time were primarily amounted to him commiserating with Jay over Abi's "death." .. Having a veiled goodbye-farewell with Phil. .. Gifting Karhy with the piece of jewelry and selling the rest. .. And things like seeing him prep to leave with the cash, then Mel showing up at the garage already sniffing around. .. Then, he was off.

by Anonymousreply 601Last Friday at 12:51 PM
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