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EastEnders Part 9: FugEnders

Will new Executive Producer Kate Oates succeed in her mission to defugify Albert Square?

by Anonymousreply 6917 hours ago

She ought to send Mitch, Sharon, Bernie, Karen, Ian and Martin to “Portugal” and reintroduce them with hot new bodies.

Keep Phil and Big Mo fat though.

by Anonymousreply 104/09/2019

How about sending "My name is DENNIS" along with Louise, to Siberia.

by Anonymousreply 204/10/2019

Dennis is malevolent.

by Anonymousreply 304/10/2019

Dennis will probably end up sharing a jail cell with Hunter.

by Anonymousreply 404/11/2019

Ben is a real nasty piece of work. Stuart is being redeemed. In some sense he was redeemed by Dot's acceptance and Christian love. Dot is the last Christian on the square. Decades ago, for those who want to attack, they had her go thru the acceptance of AIDS thing. She's retained her Christian beliefs but become accepting. As a comedic episode there was her prayer by the tomb of her best friend, (Ethel?) who she had helped commit suicide (because of her suffering), which she also had to deal with and grow from. "Our Father, What is in Heaven..." Will miss Dot.

by Anonymousreply 504/12/2019

New Ben is hot

by Anonymousreply 604/12/2019

Dot IS EastEnders.

The Old Vic should be reCHRISTened "The Smoking Dot Cafe"

by Anonymousreply 704/12/2019

[quote] Ben is a real nasty piece of work.

Heel-Face-Revolving Door. It's confusing.

I dunno though, he's alright. Sometimes. At least he's a decent shag.

by Anonymousreply 804/12/2019

wish they'd bring back a Johnny that's not fugly

by Anonymousreply 904/12/2019

R2, I think New Evil Ben might be planning to traffic Louise and Denny.

by Anonymousreply 1004/12/2019

Johnny needs to be recast as a super hot actor. Maybe Douglas Booth could play him.

by Anonymousreply 1104/12/2019

It would be a natural for a NEW hot, blond, lawyer-in-training, Jonathan, to hook up with experienced solicitor, Gray.

by Anonymousreply 1204/13/2019

R12, Flashy Gray definitely looks like he could be bi. So he can hook up with New Evil Ben or someone from the gay bar.

by Anonymousreply 1304/13/2019

Dennis is played by a bad child actor. Those queens and fraus over at WW think he’s “playing a blinder.” Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 1404/13/2019

Dennis looks as if he's going to grow up to be over 6 foot, which doesn't seem realistic, given his parents. They'll probably recast him soon. This is now the official thread as Part 8 has reached 600 posts.

by Anonymousreply 1504/13/2019

[quote] So he can hook up with New Evil Ben or someone from the gay bar.

Preferably someone from the gay bar. Gray is too hot for New Evil Ben, who looks like the love child of Martin and Lee.

by Anonymousreply 1604/13/2019

Will evil Dennis end up murdering, accidentally or otherwise, his whore of a mother?

by Anonymousreply 1704/13/2019

R17, no - lardfug Sharon is a legacy character who will probably be there until she dies. She is way too hefty to get cast elsewhere on a regular basis.

by Anonymousreply 1804/13/2019

Dennis should at least rip Sharon's extensions out.

Maybe Chantelle can come up with a new hairstyle for her.

by Anonymousreply 1904/13/2019

I once called Sharon a lard queen on Digital Spy and was attacked by all the 60 year old fraus for body shaming.

by Anonymousreply 2004/13/2019

As you should be, r20.

by Anonymousreply 2104/13/2019

Dennis the Menace 2 Society

by Anonymousreply 2204/13/2019

On WW you can get a temporary ban for daring to criticize a performer’s appearance. So unfair.

by Anonymousreply 2304/14/2019

There's quite a few residents who could use some time in the gym.

They should have Kush exit the street stall and have him take over what used to be "Ronnie's Boxing Club & Gym" (Basher's). I assume Jack still owns the place? I remember it was mentioned after Ronnie died. Anyway, it could be turned into "Albert Square CrossFit" or something. The extras from the gay nightclub scenes can work out there too. .. lol!

Kush isn't seriously planning to selling cheap tat for the next 35 years, is he? He could always keep the stall and have someone else work it for him.

by Anonymousreply 2404/14/2019

If it was a real East End neighbourhood it would have a gym, a juice bar, an ice cream shop, a vegetarian/vegan café, a small venue for live music, a deli and plenty of little independent gift shops, bakeries etc. EastEnders is currently doing a huge set expansion so perhaps a few of these places will appear, with time

by Anonymousreply 2504/14/2019

I also got screamed at on Digital Spy when I dared to say that New MIchelle wasn't attractive enough to catch the interest of a hot 17 year old. I can't even remember the American guy's name, was it Presley?

by Anonymousreply 2604/14/2019

Just remembered, it was Preston. As if he would seduce frumpfug Michelle. The Digital Spy fraus all rushed to tell me how slim and tiny Michelle was.

by Anonymousreply 2704/14/2019

I don't get what Keanu wants with Sharon . Bex and her crush on Kush makes sense , Kush ist younger and hot, but people over at WW love Sheanu and hate even the thought of Bex and Kush . Maybe they are living through Sharon and want a younger boytoy .

by Anonymousreply 2804/14/2019

Not only that, but its already been established that Bex goes for older guys. She previously had a thing for her music teacher, Mr. Pryce.

by Anonymousreply 2904/14/2019

Bex and Kush would make a more realistic couple than Kush and freeze dried Denise. They were a vomit worthy couple with their 20 year age gap, yet the WW and DS fraus adored them.

by Anonymousreply 3004/14/2019

50 year old Sharon and 19 year old Keanu should have been a month long fling at most. Dragging it out like this is ridiculous. She isn't attractive in the slightest, even for her own age group. She's already matched with King Fug Phil, fat and short and old like her. She's at her level with him.

by Anonymousreply 3104/14/2019

[italic] The Albert Square Cross Dressers Gym ...........

Where everyone is welcome.

And no one will judge.

by Anonymousreply 3204/14/2019

Evil Dennis and Evil Ben. They will be the next Mitchell brothers except on steroids.

by Anonymousreply 33Last Monday at 10:55 AM

You crack me up, R31.

I don’t think Ben will live out the year.

by Anonymousreply 34Last Monday at 12:09 PM

I could see Ben being this year's Christmas corpse.

by Anonymousreply 35Last Monday at 12:12 PM

Sam Strike was a stunner.

by Anonymousreply 36Last Monday at 12:56 PM

Sam's tattoos are fugly.

by Anonymousreply 37Last Monday at 1:11 PM

^moment of silence for the tragic loss of lovely looks. He was so pretty and now look. America ruins everything.

by Anonymousreply 38Last Monday at 1:52 PM

it's a shame, Sam Strike was quite striking when he arrived on EE

by Anonymousreply 39Last Monday at 2:03 PM

Personally, I assumed things would go downhill fairly quickly even when he was still in the UK. He'd already started with the stinky looking tats and always seemed to have a fag in his mouth. Not a good sign. And looking at his father, I think it's primarily genetics along with some less than healthy habits.

by Anonymousreply 40Last Monday at 2:22 PM

His hairline receded mightily fast. Can't he afford a hair transplant?

by Anonymousreply 41Last Monday at 2:46 PM

R34, R35, surely they won't do something so tone deaf as kill off the show's only gay character? They got a massive backlash for killing Paul a few years ago. It's more likely that the traffickers will kidnap Lola and Lexi and one or both of them will die (and it will be Ben's fault).

I hope New Evil Ben wasn't just brought back to be a criminal. He needs a romantic storyline too. Spain is the centre of the gay porn industry in Europe so maybe he will bring back a porn star boyfriend. I want a big splashy relationship that's really in fat Phil's face.

by Anonymousreply 42Last Monday at 5:47 PM

R37, R38 - Sam Strike has put on weight and fugged out! How upsetting. He was beautiful. This thread really is living up to its name.

by Anonymousreply 43Last Monday at 5:48 PM

Geez, is he going for the Danny Dyer look?

by Anonymousreply 44Last Monday at 7:23 PM

He is ugly. Hair loss like that is so aging. Johnny needs to be recast. Any ideas?

by Anonymousreply 45Last Tuesday at 4:12 AM

[quote] Any ideas?

A couple of years ago, the now 24-year old Tom Glynn-Carney was on the BBC's "Hot New Talent List" where they also listed the young EE actors playing Louise, Bex, Keegan, Shaki, Travis, and Madison. At the time, I remember thinking that Glynn-Carney would look good as our lawyer-in-training, Jonathan Carter. He had a role in the 2017 BBC mini-series, "The Last Post." .. Don't know the status of his career, presently.

by Anonymousreply 46Last Tuesday at 3:45 PM

Tom had an even bigger role in Dunkirk.

by Anonymousreply 47Last Tuesday at 3:56 PM

R46, Tom would be ideal and he could possibly be bi or gay himself - check him flirting here with bisexual Harry Styles on the set of Dunkirk. I think he is currently doing a Broadway play.

by Anonymousreply 48Last Tuesday at 4:32 PM

R48 Tom's IG indicated his Broadway stint wrapped in February. Sadly, I think he's beyond EE now. Feature article in The Last Magazine. Busy boy.

by Anonymousreply 49Last Tuesday at 4:43 PM

Yeah, he seems to be doing too well at the moment to consider EE. Joe Alwyn is another who looks the part but it probably too big for it.

by Anonymousreply 50Last Tuesday at 5:17 PM

Since Dunkirk I thought he’d be a great Peter Beale.

NuBen would have made a perfect Lee Carter. He’s got a degree of butchness and attractiveness that the guy playing him never had.

by Anonymousreply 51Last Wednesday at 7:33 AM

Any news on the Bobby Beale recast? They said Bobby gets out in about eight weeks.

by Anonymousreply 52Last Wednesday at 12:13 PM

So I guess Oates is now top dog for Continuing Drama at the BBC. Shouldn't they maybe wait to see if anything she's actually done so far pays off?

by Anonymousreply 53Last Friday at 12:39 PM

I said earlier they should have a story about someone ordering prescription drugs online, and here we have Bex ordering a strip of Adderall or similar. She isn't going to develop a drug habit off ten tablets though, but EE has Kush acting like she's got hold of Fentanyl. Adderall is addictive but stop taking it and you'll simply feel tired and hungry. You won't tip into seizures or life threatening withdrawal symptoms.

by Anonymousreply 54Last Friday at 2:22 PM

I just want Kush to sit on my face.

by Anonymousreply 55Last Friday at 3:56 PM

Wikipedia has very little personal iij information about Davood Ghadami who plays Kush. It gives a Persian translation of his name so I assume he is of Iranian descent. But nothing of his religion, he could be Christian or other religion, nothing of parents, and most importantly, nothing of romantic partners. Anyone know anything. He's certainly a fine looking man.

by Anonymousreply 56Yesterday at 3:10 AM

Nothing about his partners? He could be gay.

by Anonymousreply 57Yesterday at 3:15 AM

Weight of Ghadami, 13 stone, 5 pounds. Amusing listing on the web.

by Anonymousreply 58Yesterday at 3:16 AM

Sad, he's very very Woke on Twitter.

by Anonymousreply 59Yesterday at 3:20 AM

Davood has been married for years and has two small daughters. His wife keeps out of the limelight but she was in the audience every week when he did Strictly Come Dancing in 2017.

by Anonymousreply 60Yesterday at 8:32 AM

Link , R60?

by Anonymousreply 61Yesterday at 9:36 AM

Isobel Ghadami.

by Anonymousreply 62Yesterday at 10:26 AM

Davood just put a photo up today with his two "princesses" at Disneyland Paris.

by Anonymousreply 63a day ago

When I suggested they have Kush take-over managing Ronnie's old gym and turn it into "Albert Square CrossFit," I had no idea that that's what Davood's being doing lately. He got a certificate late last year.

by Anonymousreply 64a day ago

Evil Ben is becoming truly evil. Did he threaten to kill someone's foster mother and having the man watch before killing him as well? I don't know his character is going to last. True psycopath.

by Anonymousreply 65a day ago

His character won’t last. He’s very rapidly being written into a corner. It would be nice if Pam returned to the Square to remind him that he was once a loving, caring person when he was with her son Paul.

by Anonymousreply 6620 hours ago

Oops, sorry, I meant her grandson Paul.

by Anonymousreply 6719 hours ago

If Ben's truly psychopathic, as he appears, then ta-ra. He'll be ruined completely like they did to Steven [RIP].

by Anonymousreply 6819 hours ago

What’s the point of bringing back a character from a legacy family to make him this year’s Stuart?

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