“Shilpa, when you polish the floor you have to MOVE the bhodi tree.”

10/10 opening quote OP!

What a horrible post. Disgusting that she posted that.

Just be glad she didn’t try to set her up.

“Anuradha, 26, single. Dowry includes one Brahma bull. DM directly.”

I'm surprised Armie claims he's come close to directing a film. Usually you do a short or a commercial to show you're qualified or at least have a long-standing relationship with a studio (Bradley Cooper) to bypass that. I wonder if he was hoping to direct that biopic of the guy whose life rights he bought. He should start off with episodic directing that way if he fails, it's less of a disaster.

Armie lies a lot and so does the beard. When your life is a lie it's easy to keep telling even trivial ones. Like how he impregnated his wife. Or that he was cutting trees.

They went to Caymans last December and the Italian Riveria last year. Armie hides and lies

The Hammers are fake. His wife is a typical HW plastic bitch. Their children are ignored but used as props. Armie is a famewhore. This, and the fact he would kill to fuck Timothée, is why he attached himself to a man 10 years younger than him.

He's a piece of shit who will only engage with commoners to drag them on social media. But if your Spacey's right hand man and a producer or someone with a blue tick like Dana Brunetti,he's got plenty of time for you.

He can't act is fake as fuck.

It's funny how Liz not only has her kid staring at a screen but hooked up to a headset too. Ruining both her sight and hearing.

I wish mainstream media would pick this up and slam her for it. You know people would freak out. I guess only DL cares about this bitch and her antics.

R8 they don't even know she's there. They only care about Sophie Turner

sequel seems on the way.

She set the makeup gun to whore.

when your PC gets married......you try to make as much of it about yourself as possible.

What does she mean by PC? Person of Colour?

Publicity Cipher

Lol R14 I thought she meant Person of Colour too when I saw her insta post, but I believe she's referring to Priwanka Chopra.

hahaha I have no idea but she creates one mess after another with the shit she posts. Someone confiscate her phone already

She's so delusional, living in her frau Hollywood adjacent bubble. And so tone deaf, completely oblivious to how obnoxious she comes across. My theory is this: I don't know or care whether or not Armie is gay, I just think he's dumb and pretty to look at. His unhappiness, I think, stems from the fact that Liz has changed so much - obviously cosmetically and most certainly mentally - from the woman he initially fell in love with. Earlier photos of them show a happy and carefree couple. At some point they both bought into all the Hollywood bullshit but her more so than him. I think she pushes the celebrity onto him, she comes across as the more desperate, thirstier half of the pair.

R18 no Armie's the same. Just look at his earlier stuff like Lone Ranger. He bought into the HW lifestyle and long time ago. It was all trying to star in blockbusters and be the next Batman or Macaury Caukin. He didn't initially want to be a serious actor he wanted to star in poporn flicks.

He even admitted to MTV he was a whore and would do anything for money. He even gushed about Travolta's private plane.

He would kill to be more famous and a superhero.

I can't imagine that he needs to be pushed too hard. He grew up loaded and even if he isn't the brightest he could have just done some kind of foe job and wait for the inheritance. He left to become famous. He found his interest in small movies only after he bombed with the bigger ones. But I agree with r18 she is worse. There is nothing she would not shill for

He says Home Alone was the movie that made him want to become an actor. Home Alone...

I hope Aciman has enough influence to not let Luca cut to a fucking tree for the sequel.

Is Timothée a good enough actor to pretend to fall in love with a fat bald dude? He just barely pulled it off in the first one.

there are some crafty people out there. I had to look twice

Quick, somebody tag Elizabeth in pic at R24!

someone tag her in this one too

Armie is so weird. Now he's gloating about the sequel Andre is writing. He's so angry.

R7 YEAH, she probably had an orgasm because she was free to mistreat that indian woman, didn't want her daughter listening to her moans. she can't do that in america. she's fulfilling her fantasy of being a plantation owner. R8 You're right, she's only ever talked about here and on tumblr. and by charmie shippers. Nobody cares for her she's just a wife, she's not even pretty or has a great sense of fashion R11 The queen and her slaves. Fuck her. All these CMBYN tweets seem like damage control to cover that hideous racist post by the missus.

Her facial expression in R11 is so offputting. A lot of celebs will smile and have their makeup and hair artists in on the fun. But in that picture....ugh....it just seems so uncomfortable for the two artists.

R29 Plantation owner. She wishes they were darker.

Oh Saffy! You’ve joined a HAREEM!

I saw AH on a talk show recount how his parents met. It was a serendipitous moment. I looked up his parents and learned they were divorced. AH didn't mention that during his recounting of their first meeting.

Look at Armie comment on Elizabeth's ig and what this person wrote. What's happening with this weird marriage?

R31 Elizabeth looks like a tranny

I can't believe she actually sent out that story in OP's post. I also don't understand how that's not exploded on the celeb blogs.

R35 She's not a celeb and nobody is checking for Arbland Hammer.

That’s a racist post just wow @ mrs hammer

R36 Well some people on this thread should be sending it round to them.

It really does say a lot about the bubble she lives in that she thought it was fine to send out.

LOL at her sending that out and he is starring in Hotel Mumbai.

R38 She deleted the post. Feel free to send the story to the blog/sites, I'm not american so I wouldn't know but when you tell them I've got info about the Hammers they won't give a fuck. You know what would be nice? If any of the people here lived near one of the Hammers bakeries. They should print the insta story and wrap the whole stores with it and when they start promoting Hotel Mumbai they should do the same with the promotional posters, cover them with her blatant insta story.

Armie is becoming more and more irrelevant. Timothée is the only thing interesting about him.

[quote]Armie lies a lot and so does the beard.

Wait, the DL now thinks Armie is gay and bearding? (I haven't been on an Armie thread since they summer when they kept getting closed.) Did the tumbler brigade take over the threads? They were the ones who wanted Armie and Timothee to be gay and an item.

R41 And yet here you are...day after day.

R42 Representation of what we in DL think about the Armie/Timothee relationship right now. They were close in a couple awards shows and left together without the wife.

R42 no I don't think he's am item with Timothée. Although I think he'd love to be. And yes I have always thought he was gay. It's so obvious to me.

I did not think Armie was gay until Mrs Hammer started to morph into a trans.

Well he likes them skinny and androgynous.

You guys think everyone is gay. Get a life.

Mrs Hammer morphed into a trans and they no longer engage in vaginal sex. She's getting a dick and it's all anal from now on.

I never found him attractive in the least when he was younger but dayum he's hot now (when he's dressed his age). Especially in dark suits.

r49 anal with the missus? Yeah right, he's not even pulling her hair lol

R44: that gif is HOT AF. Do you know which porn film it came from?

R52 YEah I know and they look like Tim& Armie. I wish I knew , found it on tumblr. And they're deleting all the porn tumblrs. If someone has gifs or videos with tim/armie look-alikes please share.

Awful hair tonight

This is very Armie/Timmy.

And this.

Meet the on the basis of sex lead star. All was revealed in Paris this evening where she greeted fsns and signed sutohrsphs. Really. .. I can't!

^DON'T CLICK AND GIVE HER VIEWS

The queen has arrived!

Holy crap! She's become the last scene from Death Becomes Her!

She's like a weed pest! So fucking annoying. I don't understand how the studios don't see the negativity she attracts...unbelievable

Her face looks so tight and plastic and she looks like she can barely open her eyes from all the work she's had done. I almost feel sorry for her with how insecure, vain, and ultimately empty her life is, despite seemingly having "everything." If you have it, you don't spend 24/7 trying to prove it.

R62 Do you feel sorry for Armie too? He has to fuck her and tell her she looks amazing!

R62 How many pictures of Mrs Hammer having her duck face done does the world need? I mean.... what's the point? Its always the same duck face with the same style of hair and makeup... vapid frau

Her face looks so fresh here!

R65 and bloated

What's with tonight's "Pris from Blade Runner" eye makeup?

Another angle for your pleasure. Armie looks so happy to have this woman back! He's beaming!

R57 who the fuck in France would want this racist bitch's autograph?

Besides Marine Le Pen?

Yikes. Her face is literally melting. She's looking way worse than she did last year... if I gave a shit about her, I'd find it concerning.

So proud of Mrs Farts

Tranorexic (noun): when a woman has lost so much weight that her face begins to look like a trans.

She has WAY overdone the face stuff this time - in that IG pic with Harper raising her arm, her face is so tight that her eyes looked slanted. Now with these new OTBOS carpet pics she's got an abnormally tight face on a head that looks huge because the rest of her is so spindly. The contrast between that and the way she looked in the runway pic someone linked in the old thread is scary. Armie needs to get her some help.

You look so HAWT baby!

Poor Armie, when will he drop the cringe comments on the missus' ig? Is this what he has to do to make it up for that passive aggressive comment she deleted? No one's buying that he wants to fuck her anyway.

R73 Armie won't get her any help. He said he likes her skinny. Maybe that's what she's jealous of the french. He's naturally skinny. She suffers.

Damn can’t she leave Rhoda Penmark back at the Ritz?

Armie got her young, she looks barely out of her teens in this picture.

She won't need a costume for next year's Halloween, she can go like these masks from The Purge. She could revive her actress career with this new face.

isn't it sad that in spite of all that money spent on very expensive make-up, make-up artists, stylists, clothes, shoes, beauty products, beauty treatments, spa, massages...she still look way too harsh and older than her age? In a lot of her pics, she almost look mannish/trans. It doesn't help that she oftentimes uses too much dark eye make-up and the angle of her eyebrows make her look like an evil witch.

R71 I really like how his dark lashes contrast with the color of his eyes. Also, I like that his eyebrows are not too thick and straight/angular like a lot of men's are.

You R80 and the rest on this thread are crazy

Armie dragged the beard and prop kid to his premiere to present as a hetero? But doesn't he realise it just exposes his gayness when he stands next to women? His body language is a dead give away.

She should never wear her hair up. Her ears are big and that hairline is a bit bizarre. Wearing her hair up makes her look even more emaciated.

R84 she's balding too.

Armie is extremely dumb handing his kid something from a fan. The bodyguard horrified. It could have been a bomb or laced with poison.

He's selling his family to sell the idea he's a husband in his new movie. But he and Felicity lack chemistry. She doesn't appear to find him remotely interesting in any way.

Awww Harper has reached the penis envy stage of Freudian development.

lol why's he posting that

Poor kid, she was so tired and uncomfortable at the premiere, it is child cruelty. Drag her around the world, time zones, in a week and keep her up beyond her bed time and post an ig story on how she crashed out as though it was cute. They are mad. I wonder if Harper remembers that she has a brother named Ford...

Those kids shouldn't be traveling all over the world all the damn time. That has to be extremely hard on them. What is she going to do when they are in school? Uproot them for every project? They will hate her if she does that.

Good!

At some point soon, the nonstop dragging around of the kids is going to have to stop, if they plan to actually send Harper to elementary school and not have her privately tutored or something. At the very least, maybe it will bring both kids' frequent motion sickness to an end.

And God knows what Armie was thinking posting that phallic drawing of Harper's...

R93 those kids have a job to do though. They secure their own future helping their dad not to appear gay. So no need for proper education when you will have an oil fortune one day and a famous non gay dad.

R84 she is balding. I've pointed that out before. Hairloss is a clear sign that she's starving helfself to death. Boobs are gone too. I half expected the dress to fall off because she has nothing to fill out the bust. Even the twink is curvier and more feminine than that woodboard.

Armie's ig story... no comment. He's a sweetheart but lacks awareness sometimes. Sweet lamb.

R65 So fresh? She uses Photoshop dear

Basically the missus is the fugliest wonan in his life. Armie and Dakota, sorry my lovelies but this works! Feast yourselves! Variety the contenders interview... hot!

They look good together.

What I wouldn't give for him to get with a humble, sweet, natural beauty like Dakota. Alas...

Armie in Quotidien. (FRENCH TV) He said Hello to the animator in french (je suis heureux de vous revoir I’m happy to see you again). About the ‘yellow jackets’ riots in France, he said he’s little an anarchist himself. He repeats Marty Ginsburg cooking receipts for people on set Felicity confirms Armie cooks well. He said it wasn’t difficult to play a supportive husband of a smarter wife He’s in the same case. The animator talks to him about his SM : the instapost about jetlagged Harper’s drawing and his old tweet about not water in all the holes of the body under the shower. Armie’s playlist : Bitter sweet symphony The Verve, one song from Missy Elliot and Lamb, one Tricky title (Hell around the corner), You re the best thing from Ray Lamontagne…

So on french tv tonight Armie said it wasn't hard for him to play a supportive husband of a smart woman because it's like himself. ROTFLOL That french champagne is strong!

Armie doing Single Ladies on French TV

Change of pace for Armie music wise from his last visit to Quotidien. If he likes Tricky "Car Crash" is a better song for him.

Dakota and Armie saying “Timmy” is the cutest thing ever

Okay at first I never really cared for Dakota Johnson. But then I saw Bad Times at the El Royale and Suspiria and now I love her. She and Armie look great together!

My friend read the script for the movie they're in along with Zazie Beetz. Armie would look great with Zazie too.

I try to not hate him for dumb reasons but it irks me when he praises his wife's intellect. She's a vapid, racist, shallow, ignorant republican. Please, Armie, reconsider your definition of "smart".

Timmy's friend

Have you met her R106? Isn't it strange to have such strong feeling about someone you have never met?

Typical misogynistic posts. Armie and wife are two peas in a pod but he’s a “dumb sweetheart” while she’s a dumb bitch. So typical. Tbh they are both a bit of white trash for lack of a better word.

The Actors on Actors session between Armie and Dakota is so brilliant. I wish it didn't end and it went on for 2 or even 3 hours. It is funny how it was obvious they let on, especially Armie that he's well aware of the rumours about him; and the gossip about him and Tim.

R108 Im not R106 but I have met Liz in a professional setting. The word that best describes her, imo would be gaudy, not bright. She's that obnoxious irl.

Are you sure that's the right word to use — gaudy?

R108 Haven't you seen how she takes all the credit from those fucking cupcakes? She has black and latino underpaid workers but she won't show them on social media.

Well how do know they are underpaid and also how do you know it’s not there choice to not be shown. I think your projecting. She also communicates with the nanny a lot on Instagram. There are some stuff you can say about her but don’t make information up that you know nothing about.

What part of your thick skull doesn't get it? The Hammers are in a bearding contract. Armie and The French fucked and the little girl spied on them. Then she decides to draw "the french tower", she draws a dick, which is what she saw entering her father's asshole.

R112 Naff also works. Do you say Naff?

The Hammers are hanging out with Esther Garrel tonight in Paris.

Yeah tons of new harper stories .

She paid for the prop’s plane ticket, she’s going to get all of the mileage out of her she can.

Was she really pregnant with Ford or did they use a surrogate? He's been with the nanny for a week. Feels like he was really made to make daddy look straight.

R119 She worked out that the kids are likes magnets. Her solo stuff falls flat.

Why is she not clinging to Dakota and Felicity like she did with Timmy? Oh, because in the one movie with Timmy there was gay sex. The husband's dirty little secret.

It’s 1AM in France and they’re still storying the girl. What awful parents they are.

Seriously r123. She's passed out!!! It's not like they can't afford a sitter or to leave her with a relative or nanny. Most of my hetero friends would never consider bringing their kids to an adult dinner and always make proper arrangements. In fact, most parents i know can't wait to have a child free night out. They are so weird.

Listen to what R121 said

Even the cat can’t stand her.

Harper is jeaulos of Ford at this moment hahaha

this disgusting beard must be fuming. dakota and felicity are natural beauties with no surgery or botox and they look great next to armie. felicity is 35 and the beard 36 yet felicity could pass as her daughter. she wants to groom that kid to be like a kardashian. she's an old ugly woman with nothing to do.

R128 Did you notice that Mary Greenwell posted a picture of Felicity in her IG but only made a generic comment under the missus post? Mary is one of the best makeup artists in the world but there's only so much one can do. Not even Mary could save her. She's trying the oldest trick in the book now... cats! Hahaha.. comedy central

R127 just think, in twenty years the same woman will be directing that girl in her sex tape with a black guy.

Her and Armie made gorgeous kids. That's one thing I can't deny. They are stunning.

R129 if you were a makeup artist would you be happy to touch such an unnatural face? felicity is 100% real and is aging beautifully. and from what i've been told she's a really nice person. i wouldn't be surprised if the queen treated the make up artist like the indian woman. for her everyone who provides a service is the help, she doesn't treat them with respect, they are lesser beings.

R129 Mary never was going to post a picture of the missus because she's a nobody. She has Felicity, Cate Blanchett, Lily James. She's not at their level.

R131 luckily the kids take after dad, especially the little one.

R132 Mary most likely accepted this job because of Felicity. She used to work with Lady Di, so I very much doubt Mrs Hammer didnt treat her like a fangirl. At least the fucking eyebrows looked less weird. Hail Mary!

She looks better with darker hair.

She should smile more often, it softens her features

R135 Oh Hello Ugly Betty cousin!

It's so amusing that she needs a hairdresser to make a bloody ponytail most girls I know can do with their eyes closed. The absurdity of it all is like the Kardashians on steroids.

I find Logan Reiss to be channeling some Timmy realness.

I am not from US, but isn't school ongoing there? I remember the Mrs posted a pic of Harper's first day of school in the past. But then again, it might only be just something like a playschool, so there really is no need for her to go to school on a regular basis. Anyway, just such a different family culture from what I am used to. Dragging the little girl to different continents, having her actual birthday celebrated on an airport lounge in the company of strangers' kids (without her Dad, her brother, even just people that she is familiar with), bringing her to a movie premiere with only adults present, when the poor child is still probably jetlagged from the long international flight (she was knocked out while they were still in a restaurant in Paris, she was drawing a dick pic at 5AM). And for several days the forgotten little boy hasn't been with both of his parents and his sister for several days now.

They are both really shitty, selfish parents, the daughter has taken the place of the little terrier they used to take everywhere.

The penis drawing would be something I would share and laugh about with family and friends. Posting it on SM opens to floodgates and opens his dumb ass to lots of criticism. Maybe he'll get in another fight with a fan. Lol.

R160 one of my mates attended the screening in Paris yesterday and sent us a a video (hashtag #apalled) of insane fans screaming at Armie with the little girl right there.. This is the guy who just a couple of months ago was pissed off with a fan who wanted a picture while he was with the kids (and rightly so). So now he's putting the little girl in the midfle of the msdness and posting that inappropriate drawing to prove he was serious. The hammers are like the sharenting poster parents. I like Armie but this shitty sharenting is very off putting.

I have a feelling these Eiffel Tower balls drawn by Armie's toddler will have to be digitally removed too.

Cut scene from The Haunting of Hill House

The Breitling people won’t be pleased

So whose dick did she draw, Armie’s or Elizabeth’s?

R145 he looks hot but uncomfortable. Why does he always look either dead inside or uncomfortable?

[quote]I am not from US, but isn't school ongoing there?

Yes, there's a winter break coming later in the month, but not yet. Harper I believe is still in pre-school, so it's not a great tragedy if she misses a bit of school at the moment (although taken overall it seems like she must miss a lot of school). It's the principle of the thing - children need routine and structure, and Armie's poor kids get dragged all over the country and the world at their parents' whims. Half of Elizabeth's travel seems unnecessary anyway - remember her day trip to Australia? Unless, as I said earlier, they plan to have the kids privately taught, the dragging around is going to have to be cut back or end when Harper starts kindergarten.

And although a wedding in India isn't something I would drag a small child to, it does sort of seem like Elizabeth was between a rock and a hard place with that - if she hadn't brought the kid along she wouldn't have had a parent with her on her birthday, since Armie is apparently incapable of picking up the slack when Elizabeth isn't there, even with the help of nannies and assistants. The kids rarely seem to be left alone with him.

Ford might be happier than anyone at the moment. He's at home without having to put up with his parents' crap.

R147 wouldn't you look dead inside if you were married to a Mannequin Doll from a bad sci fi movie?

Omfg, that IG account R149 posted. Even Dakota looks so much cuter than Elizabeth in all those pictures and Dakota is the definition of ordinary. I'm kinda starting to feel sorry for the woman, aging has been rough on her.

I think Dakota is gorgeous and hope she steals Armie away!!!

Armie doesn't care about his horrible tranny wife, he's a gay husband in the closet and she's his beard, he's going to be"married" with her until this death

Zip, zero, nada Golden Globe nominations for "On the Basis of Sex". Not that it deserves any but I thought Felicity would be nominated at least.

Why would you think that lousy movie was going to get nominated for anything?

Why would a movie that hasn’t even been released yet get a nominee? Seriously, I know you hate Armie so much, but at least use your brain before writing down dumb comments.

The studio gives screeners to the voters, Einstein.

Dora Dumbass at r156 must be new here.

Not yet released films nominated today includes VICE, DUMPLIN, MARY POPPINS RETURNS, IF BEALE STREET COULD TALK, DESTROYER and STAN & OLLIE.

At least this means he won't have another embarrassing awards campaign.

I wonder if Armie is furious that mouseboy continues to outperform him.

^^^ What an original thought!

Okay going back a bit here, the Mrs really uses the makeup artists that the actresses in Armie's movies use? Holy shit. This is just really sad tbh. She's leeching off of other people's glam crews.

Whats weirder is that her make up usually looks awful. I honestly though she did it herself and just had bad taste.

This constant putting Armie and Timothée against each other for the stupidest thing when they are clearly good friends is just so annoying. Grow up.

[quote] This constant putting Armie and Timothée against each other for the stupidest thing when they are clearly good friends is just so annoying. Grow up.

But where would be the fun and drama people crave so badly if they couldn’t fantasize about how much Armie must secretly hate Timmy for his success?!!?!! There’s nothing interesting about a genuine, sweet friendship with no jealousy and competition undertones so let’s constantly make shit up. It’s like these people can’t understand how it’s possible for Armie to not be as petty and bitter as they are.

I wish the constant mention of Timmy in these Armie threads would stop, but it doesn't help that Armie has shown himself to be bitter about other things. I still don't think he's jealous of his success though. They aren't even competing for the same roles.

It’s one thing to be bitter about your failed movies or whatever and another thing entirely to be bitter about a friend’s success. Because if he were as bitter as some people would have you believe, there’s no reason for him to stick around and publicly support his successes. I remember how shocked some were that he agreed to present him the HFA award because they couldn’t fathom how someone in his position would be willing to do that. Because it seems like a lot of people here have never had a true friendship in their life.

That's why Chalamet was the worst thing to happen for the fandom (not them or their friendship) because it's made them unnecessarily toxic. People are too protective of Chalamet and they have a god complex for him.

Anyway, I am glad that in the Variety interview that Hammer seems content with his movies lately and has found satisfaction as an artist. I hope he can hold onto to that since so many salivate at the chance to tear him down. I am happy for both though.

[quote] People are too protective of Chalamet and they have a god complex for

The incessant idolatry of Chalamet is ridiculous. No different than how the Little Monsters worship at the altar of Lady Gaga. They have a vision of him as an innocent manchild.

R169 and then the home alone kid grew up and he wasn't cute anymore.

He's still close to Tim because he's the new hot thing. When Mr H flies solo he barely gets recognition, he's seen with Timmy and the internet explodes, major publications make posts about them, it's free publicity and that's a thing Mr and Mrs H love more than their children. They're addicted to it, she's capable of travelling 22 hours to be 30 minutes in a red carpet or a exclusive event. Mrs H is using the same tactic with Harper, posts that include her have more likes and comments and don't forget the followers boost she had thanks to Tim. R167

R171 True. It was really embarrassing how Armie ran up to Timmy at the Governors Awards to pose with him on the red carpet and then kept introducing Timmy as his lover. Truly cringeworthy on Armie’s part and shows how desperate he is. Poor Timmy being used like that.

And that's why even though it is horrible to say, I wish they would cut each other loose. I can't imagine this level of vitriol is worth it for the two. Chalamet can go on to be a mega star, Hammer can stay a failure or whatever his detractors wanna say, and everyone can stay in their own corners. I mean geez. Who can keep up with all this contradictory nonsense anymore. We have heard Hammer uses Chalamet for publicity, secretly hates him for his success, wants to fuck him, hates his wife, doesn't care about his children, he is racist, against feminism, blah blah blah.

R168 so Timmy's the worst thing to happen to the fandom because he got a nomination and Armie didn't? Lol. You jealous Armie stans are the problem. You treat this closeted reject like he's mentally deficient and is deserving of things he shouldn't get. Are you actually upset he wasn't nominated?

The reactions here are as usual. You've spent months calling Timmy's movie and him a flop while attacking anyone who says Armie is anything short of perfect. Don't complain about Timmy's fans when you're just as bad or worse.

The meltdowns in here are bizarre. I think some of you need your heads checked if Armie not being nominated is a disappointment. Was he expected to be?

r173 don't forget he's now secretly a homophobe too. I'm basically a Timmy stan who only follows Armie because he's important to Timmy but the vitriol that some of his nasty stans spew at Armie is disgusting af.

R174 fails at reading and comprehension.

R177

Are you surprised?

Armie Hammer is one of the worst actors ever. His wife is an embarrassment. What a pair!

In the interview with Dakota Armie said Harper won't watch CMBYN but he's ok with the girl watching him dickdown women in other films. Of course he's a homophobe. Gay for pay and awards. But he fails at getting awards.

R180 what other films? Cmbyn was his 1st sex scene! The sex scene in OTBOS is hardly a sex scene ( no pun intended!)

New pics

New pics

^^^^ He looks sad. And tired...

He looks thinner. Armie looks better with some fat on him. I hope everything is going okay with him.

Time to start with the botox injections

In case anyone was wondering if ECH is any less obnoxious off of social media or when cameras aren't around... she's not. Shocker! Here's an excerpt from a Bird Bakery (lol) review someone left about Elizabeth: "Also, I am not sure if this person works at Bird, perhaps is the manager, or is the owner, but I believe she is completely inappropriate. I seem to be in when she comes in and she isn't dressed in Bird bakery clothes. She is blond, middle aged, and slender. She is OBNOXIOUS. Each time she comes in she is LOUD, monopolizes all the staffs time, and spreads out all over the bakery. The reason wonder if she works there or not is she is extremely friendly with the staff and walks into the back kitchen sometimes. I have no issues with a manager or owner being there and it's a bakery, it should be boisterous, but this women is overly so and it almost creates an uncomfortable hush among the customers. Just thought I should let you all know."

I assumed that was Dru Hammer.

Dru Hammer looks far past middle aged lol. Old, white racists age quick!

R187

Oh Damn. Our local crazy hater went to bakery and wrote this ridiculous review? Call cops!

That review has been around for ages. Pretty sure someone posted it here like last year.

Why did Harper draw a dick pic and where does a 4 year-old see dicks?

Armie once told a story about taking photos of Harper in the bath and showing them to his hairdresser, and then later realizing he was naked and visible in the mirror in the photos.

Lots of parents have no issues with being nude around their children.

“It’s cool you guys, my folks also have a lavender marriage.”

So Harper was a flower girl, that's why she went with her.

A lavender marriage is a male-female marriage in which one or both of the partners is homosexual or bisexual. The more general term is mixed-orientation marriage. It is a specialized instance of a marriage of convenience, in which the marriage is formed for some reason other than the romantic attachment assumed to be the basis of modern marriages, for legal reasons involving inheritance or immigration, for example. The partners in a lavender marriage were concealing the fact that the sexual orientation of at least one of them was not primarily heterosexual. The term lavender marriage dates from the early 20th century and is used almost exclusively to characterize certain marriages of public celebrities in the first half of the 20th century, primarily before World War II. AT THE TIME, PUBLIC ATTITUDES TOWARD HOMOSEXUALITY MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR A PERSON TO PURSUE A PUBLIC CAREER, NOTABLY IN THE HOLLYWOOD FILM INDUSTRY, WHILE ACKNOWLEDGING HOMOSEXUALITY. One of the earliest uses of the phrase appeared in the British press in 1895, at a time when lavender was associated with homosexuality.

Surely the girl will soon realize that other children don’t have their parents constantly photographing them all day.

nuova intervista

"I don't know if it's gonna be 2020. I don't know when it's gonna be. I saw today that André said he wanted to write it. So, if André's gonna write it and Luca's gonna direct it and Timmy's gonna be in it, then I'd be stupid not to wanna be in it."

Are you kidding me. My social media is full of people kids. I can’t scroll past two post without seeing pics of kids lol

I think she's talking in relation of Harpey being a celebrity kid I've only seen reality show stars posting that many pictures of their children. I don't see Sandra Bullock, George Clooney, Kirsten Dunst, Natalie Portman, Charlize etc posting daily pictures of their kids in fact they are very private, as they should be for security.

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He looks cute in that gif r199

Lucky Liz that Armie 's pretty genes passed on their kids. While Ford is definitely a clone of Armie's (compare Armie's baby pics to Ford's. It almost looked like the same baby), I think Harper also takes after him. The brown eyes she got from Liz, but that dark blonde hair (I think it looked like blondish here) and face is mostly Armie as well.

Armie and Liz use their kids as commodities. Liz can't have a maternal bone in her body how easily she leaves them. Little kids miss their parents and Liz is happy to be away from her for weeks on end. Same with Armie. He spent an entire summer away.

Both Hammers are fake

Armie's actors on actors revealed his resentment towards Timmy. He hates the Frenchie.

And is homophobic self hater.

Armie never liked Timmy's Oscar posts. He also doesn't like this Globe post

R127 stop projecting , you are jealous of Harper at this very moment. I wonder what your life is like.

R127 OMG. Poor Harper. She's already being put to work and just wants to play.

I think the makeup artist really hated her. They tried to make her look like a hijra on purpose.

Armie primarily uses the children to reinforce his heterosexuality. That’s why he posted Harper’s dick drawing, “Oh look she drew Daddy’s big dick!” Or when he snapped at the girl on the train and then bragged about it on social media, “Oh I’m a big strong man protecting his family.” Even though he doesn’t give a shit about his wife photographing the kid’s every move.

This is why I now believe him to be gay, there’s just a phoniness about everything about his family that he won’t stop broadcasting. It’s like Hugh Jackman.

R211 that and the fact that he doesn't know how to touch her and thinks manhandling her shows masculine affections. But most obvious is he protests too much. Most men who play multiple gay roles (and Armie might have a record for number of gay parts) don't insult and advertize their distaste for the male genitalia or body like Armie has now done on 3 separate occasions. If he was comfortable with his sexuality he wouldn't have to pretend to be disgusted when he's projecting as an actor that he wants to get his ass pounded.

R204 who cares?

Sad that the only person who had the sense to play with Harper was Esther. Liz was too busy with the cat photoshoot. Armie was in shock bc he would never think of doing so himself.

The poor girl must feel so uncomfortable having to play in those clothes and accessories bow. Wouldn't be surprized to learn of her future drug addiction.

R214 In fairness to Armie, there is a very brief video clip posted of him and Harper playing together (though it looked like he was playing more with that horse thing than with his daughter.LOL).

R206 What did he say about his little bro and the gays?.

R216 after Esther shows him how. The poor kid is wearing a dress. Her dad and Esther looked casual and comfortable. Mommy Dearest at her finest.

Ford will grow up see this footage and wonder if he was born yet. They're probably getting him ready for his gender norm role as in business while they'll be no doubt whoring out the little Miss ala Dakota Johnson nudity on the big screen.

Now that we know how conservative and heteronormative her home life is since Armie is sure she'll find Gay sex repulsive.

I wonder if Mrs H will strap Ford into the bed like Joan C.

"Most adorable bed restraint by @thetot!"

Mrs H attends gathering of Beverly Hills wind tunnel victims (scroll for pic)

R219 no babes, that's her clique. Don;t mess with them or they'll cut you

The only way those twigs will be cutting anyone is if they can collectively pool their upper-body strength to lift a knife without someone snapping a bone.

Mrs Hammer has been well paid to be Armie's beard, but what's the point of having a fake marriage if everybody noticed it's fake? I'm sure in the future, maybe when Armie is 60 and Mrs 200, his no authorized biography will be released, it will be a failure 'cause everybody knows it from the begging to the end. At least I'll have some fun watching Harper's attempt of becoming the new Kim Kardashian and showing her butt in social media and Ford driving drunk around L.A and being arrested every weekend with coke, but none of them will entertain me more than Mrs, at that time she'll complete her transformation in Jocelyn Wildenstein.

R218 LOL!

Seen OTBOS. Armie can't act for shit. He's not only wooden but camp. No way he's ever been anyone's actual husband. Nobody who doesn't have a dick.

Dakota Johnson is so much smarter and more interesting than Armie. No wonder she's Luca's muse.

I don't think that Dakota is smart but she seems kinda sweet and harmless.She turned out OK considering who her mother is.

This is a comment that was posted in a blind item, referring to Armie:

@MDAnderson I think Call me by your Name put him back to A-List. GG nomination, critics liked him and he has a bunch of projects for next year. Not A+ but A.

R226 Put him back to A list? He was never A list NEVER. was he A list thank to the social network? that was in 2010. lone ranger? flop, Illya Kuryakin? LOL flop. Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Clooney, Di Caprio, Tom Hanks those are A list. My grandma knows them. One thing I know for sure in this life, Armie will never be A LIST.

Damn R227 LOL. I don't even like Armie Hammer and that hurt MY feelings. I read that with all the sass and finality in the world, haha. We all know Armie would have a meltdown if he ever read that.

R227

R226, I know the blind item of which you speak. The stans were present in those comments, I even recognized a name or two. Some of the posts even sounded like some of the posters here. IOW, that's not some insider making that statement--it's just another fangurl.

If Armie were A-list, he'd be getting calls from the same people who are calling Timmy--and no, I'm not a Timmy stan. But as of right now, Timmy's at the beginning of an A-list career. It may not stay that way, we'll see. But none of Armie's upcoming projects with the possible exception of the Branagh film put him in that company. PTA isn't pursuing Armie, Spielberg's not calling, no Fincher, no Tarantino, no Wes Anderson. Babak Anvari and Ben Wheatley are not A-list. Armie himself said a few months ago that CMBYN hadn't really done anything for his career in terms of roles. He's chugging along, but he is nowhere near the names R227 mentioned.

How do you know Spielberg, Fincher or Tarantino are calling Tim R230?

LOL This rumour comes from 4 people trying to guess a blind hahahha. The Spekulatius girl is from here LOL.

Spekulatius said...

Armie Hammer? He is doing press right now and we know he is not shy about his Sex life.

Spekulatius said...

@MDAnderson I think Call me by your Name put him back to A-List. GG nomination, critics liked him and he has a bunch of projects for next year. Not A+ but A.

I wouldn’t call Armie A list more like A-/B+ but his premiere was last night in Paris and he was with his wife.

Gator said...

Armie Hammer & wife, but I don't know if he's A list.

theotherginger said...

Armie Hammer & Elizabeth Chambers. Good for them.

Post links you assholes.

Someone who posts here commented on that blind and then they went to tim's thread claiming this shit was about armie . They were bored i guess

R231, I didn't phrase that very well-- I didn't mean that those directors had actually called Timmy (maybe they have), I was just naming some A-list directors of the sort that Armie would be hearing from if he were A-list. Right now Timmy is probably hearing from everybody in Hollywood because he's an It Boy. Though somebody did mention around here recently that Spielberg might be interested in Timmy for something he's got in the pipeline. The point is, Timmy is moving in those circles now, and Armie is at best on the fringes of it (and that's only because of the Branagh film). Compare and contrast. Armie is not A-list.

I don't agree R235. You have no idea who Armie or Tim know, speak to, or are in contact with in HW. To claim so adamantly that AC is on the fringes is to be an insider and you are obviously not. And publications tell you nothing of the network or contacts of these actors/directors/producers. Armie might be spending Christmas dinner with Oliver Stone, or Spielberg and we will never know, if they don't want us to.

Sorry, R236 here. I made a mistake a meant AH and not AC (as in Armie Chalamet)

I know — Freudian slip.

Armie Chalamet & Timothée Hammer

^^^ If only

R235 So in your oppinion every so called A-List director (wtf is that? In what list is Luca?) is coincidently casting for a role that fits Timmy's profile? That is amazing. You do realise they have to have a role to offer him? He's not as easy to cast as you'd think because of androgynous appearance and age.

R227, if you ever want Armie to tell you to fuck off, go ahead and post a comment like that on his Instagram lol.

As I wrote before, for that blind to be true, they must have left their asleep daughter, dragged to a premiere, alone with strangers to hook up in a toilet. Worse parents than we thought. Call social services, that kid and her brother need saving. On the other hand, all the blinds from that site are unbelievable.

She’s put on some healthy weight but that eating disorder really destroyed her hairline.

R243 She's horrible, how Armie can fuck this old tranny?

Ford is actually speaking in her IG story, cute.

She looks nice in R243 and so glamorous.

She's the worst celebrity wife that ever lived. My God, what an uncharismatic person!

Their weight fluctuates so drastically they probably both have eating disorders.

Yeah, that's what I think too r248

Armie has become completely irrelevant in Hollywood.

Armie Hammer is not A-list.

RDJ, Di Caprio, Hanks. That's A list.

Armie is barely C-list.

He looks terrible in OTBOS. Totally gay for pay.

I have two options on my mind, Armie has Mrs only as the mother of the kids (and his mother too), but he fucks women like this one in this page he follows, or he's a gay man trying to make others think he's straight by following things like that

I did not think Armie was gay until recently, Mrs behavior has become so out of control that honestly, a real straight man would have left her already, or made her change her behavior. But he is still so desperate to sell the marriage, it makes it even seem more fake as hell.

R254 I agree, if Armie were straight, he'd be with better things and they're so desperate to sell the image of perfect couple, that I think she's his beard and I doubt they live in the same house

Well his young friend's beard is bff with his beard. Keeping it all in the fam.

Mrs hairline is a tragedy.

She looks like a cancer survivor

WUT Sofia is 10 years older they look the same age no way mrs is in her thirties.

Look how much more hair she had just two years ago

Tbh Sofía looks younger.

I no marry a mariposa!

She probably thinks that because she doesn't have forehead wrinkles (because of the botox) she can expose his forehead like lily rose and look youthful she forgets lily is 19.

Photo of the Hammers in 10 years.

R253 Armie has always followed these sorts of images so he's either str8 or bi

R257 Beards United Forever.

Why does Sofia hang around this hag?

R266 bc her man is closet case and beards be hanging.

So Turd Bakery provided cookies for this event, and by that I mean she flew the orange girl in to bake for her. SMH.

It must be so hard for Armie to have to restrain himself from being himself. I'm betting he doesn't live with her full time

Harper looks adorable. And damn, if I looked like Liz, I would be embarrassed to be photographed next to Sofia. She looks soooo thin in the Santa photo. I can only imagine how skeletal she looks in real life.

The kids are adorable and they look cute in those old=fashioned clothes. But I do thiink its a bit creepy that they are ALWAYS dressed like that. Like, i think its strange even for george and charlotte, but at least they are royalty and british and have an excuse.

Elizabeth is a beautiful woman but she has been looking scary thin.

R273 Mrs Hammer looks like a melting wax figure straight off Madame Tussauds. Her facial expressions range is limited to 1: the frozen smile. Has she ever heard of setting powder? You could fry an egg with the oil on her face.

@273, the royal children dress like that during public outings, at home or at horse trials they dress as every kid does. Class is knowing how to dress for the occasion.

R270 The kids,Harper in particular,look so pretty in that pic.I guess Elizabeth wants her own royal family.

R276 The kids look like the twin ghosts at The Shining movie, Elizabeth wants to be royal and she will continue wanting it 'cause she will never be

Sofia Vergara: 46 and Mrs Hammer: 36

Ford Hammer speaks for us all.

R278 It’s really something that Mrs H looks sicklier than the kid with leukemia

Elizabeth should be ashamed of posing next to a woman a decade older than her and be battered by the beauty, youth, sensuality, and charisma of this woman. Elizabeth looks like a horror movie character and Sofia looks like a goddess. If Armie were straight, he would be fucking a better thing

his gay is showing

R282 Armie is becoming more and more gayer, one of these days, he leaves the closet

R283 I'll be ready to fill his holes

R281 you call a woman a thing? That's why you would never understand why AH sleeps with her. He's straight and he likes women not things.

Armie Hammer a straight man? Mmm. Next bullshit, please.

Not fair to compare ANY woman to Sofia. She is exceptionally beautiful......and youthful looking for her age.

The kids are gorgeous little props. But they are constantly dressed and posed like they are at R270. When do they ever get to do normal kid stuff in normal, comfortable clothes? I'm sure there will be some Mommy Dearest tell alls down the road.

I often wonder what happens to these narcissistic "every minute captured on SM" parents once their little darlings aren't so cute and compliant anymore. There will come a day when that little girl rolls her eyes and says, "enough, no more pictures Mom, I'm going over to my friend's house, see ya later." Will Liz have a breakdown? The timing of this will likely coincide with her aging out of Hollywood MILF status and losing her model looks. What then?

Another thing. Average moms are annoying in posting a lot of pictures of their kids too---WAY too many, but it's usually about the kids. With E, her face is always in the photos too, and usually looking out, not AT the kids. Very telling.

R285 If Armie liked women, he would be with one

r289 brutal

Shaking his gay ass

are there any gay rumors about him? he looks like he is faking it with the wife but has anybody ever heard anything?

Rumours? Don't know but this is nothing like the Tim thread, people here have accepted Armie's gay. And that's it. He gay.

Oh and his gay asss gonna be in Jimmy Fallon this week. We don't care much about his career or appearances. There's a hotel mumbai trailer and nobody posted it.

Well I accept that he could also be trans, or just a crossdresser.

He needs to do a graphic sex scene. Liz should be able to handle that!!!

Hilarious that y'all think Armie's gay but Timmy who shows zero interest in women and is involved in a fake relationship is straight. It's not for nothing that their beards are bffs.

r293 ok thank you. love his hair in that gif

R296 You've written everything, Armie and Timmy's beards are bff

R293 The trailer for Hotel Mumbai looks pretty good. That movie is on my must see list.

Tv appearances star next Thursday on the View, Friday on the Tonight show with Fallon and then monday on the late late with Corden?

R299 I didn't feel like watching the trailer, maybe in a couple days. I read somewhere that the movie is good but Armie's character family drama is the worst part. I wouldn't know about his tv appearances, I'm not watching them. I'll wait for pictures, gifs and short clips.

Lots of pictures with Justin Theroux

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i read one review about HM that said Armie struggles to play a character who cares about his family.

ROFL!

R303 All his roles from now on should be gay. He can't act straight. If you think about is not crazy, most actors play straight characters throughout their careers

#Justin and Armie stories. Ship names possibilities: jusmie, haroux, hammoux, arthe, jummer

I mean, if critics praise and award nominations mean anything, his most acclaimed performances have been as a non-straight man who struggles with his sexuality...

I introduce you Mrs Hammer before the accident that messed her face. I'm in shock

She's lost a bunch of weight and had skin treatments done

Ten to one he IGs this when she passes.

Does anyone else sense that Felicity doesn’t like him?

R308 She made her face whiter

I can’t believe this trans is the same person as R307

different lips as well.

R312 Armie's beauty, Armie's money and all the stunning Hollywood women drove Elizabeth crazy, actualy more than this, she got demented. I don't believe Armie is in love with her, desires her anymore, i can't understand why he's still with her

R310 what makes you say that?

She has a worse hairline than an octogenarian

Elizabeth Chambers Hosting Reel. Didn't know she worked for E! She interviews her fans the Kardashians with their original faces. She's a completely different person, turning herself into a trans.

Armie really needs to get rid of his stylist.

Look at the what Mrs wrote under her post! Yes, Armie wives, they look almost the same women hahaha

R315

Insanity and projection, i believe.

R313 lip filling, nose job, botox, V line jaw surgery and much vomiting to lose weight

R319 She used that fucking filter and Armie's face is deformed. R318 YES So much money and they dress like shit, the wife has the worst facial work done, she looks way older than 36 has a fivehead and insists with the ariana granda hairstyle. It looks good on ariana but mrs and lily should invest in some heavy bangs

Blowjob lips

R319 In this pic, one can actually see that both Armie and Liz share the same receeding hairline, thus the "fivehead" look. Their thinning hair may be due to age (though they are both only in their 30's, 85 year old RBG has better hairline than them) and genetics, but poor nutrition can also contribute to it. With Liz, it is kind of obvious she has put herself under a severe diet, as she has lost a lot of weight, esp since Ford was born. With Armie, a lot of people have noted that his weight seems to yo-yo a lot. One moment he is all chunky and bloated, then the next he looks gaunt and thinner.

she should stop tying her hair back all the time..ballerinas have the same problem with their hairline. they both sport the keto- without strengh training- look with armie secretly binging on carbs now end then

Now Mrs has storied her and her large husband spooning in bed

This is exactly why I changed my mind and decided he was gay. There is a desperation there to sell this “happy marriage” to strangers.

Balding buddies

Elizabeth has an old looking face. Even when she was younger and heavier, she didn't really look like a twenty-something.

Omg! Armie is desperate to prove how straight he is and how he fucks his beard tranny. Jeffrey Morgan is right, Armie is an asshat

Don't say tranny anymore.

It's "beard trans."

R329 oh dear. That ig story in bed was so unnecessary. The whole thing can't get more camp.

Justin and Armie doing press together is going to be a lot of fun though. What about Jarmie?

Wtf is up with that woman. Swear it's like she's marking her territory.

Well maybe with Justin Theroux around, she is

Nah Armie's gonna be in NYC where the french is hence her liking pics of his PR relationship. She's threatened af.

It really does seem so. She's so fucking insecure that even silly tumblr rumors bother her. God.

R332 Fiigures. Armie is a tree, she's a dog..

R330 why not tranny?

Mama Hammer (why is she using Hammer if Armie's father left her to marry other woman?) was there, that's why Armie had to show he fucks his beard

Dru is a professional divorcee, she will probably find some way to be buried in the Hammer tomb.

R339 I couldn't agree more, I'm sure she found this way hahaha. Armie can even post a video fucking the horrible Liz that I'll never believe he desires her

The bed IG story was way too TMI. It was pretty uncomfortable.

Mrs H has repeatedly demonstrated her lack of boundaries. One day she will stream her Pap smear.

No wonder she's so insecure. Timmy's young, beautiful, intelligent, popular, successful and everyone and their dog loves him. I'm sure she'd tie him to a rocket and launch him into space as faaaar away from her husband as possible if she could.

Just because Armie is a fag doesn't mean he wants ratboy.

LOL sure

I feel so sorry for their kids. She's basically broadcasting their childhood to the entire world. That's fucked up.

My mom once posted ONE picture of me on her public Facebook without asking first and we ended up having a pretty major argument because I'm a very private person online. Point is, this should be a choice and she's already taken it away from them. And for what?

R346 to justify her existence. She's the womb. Seriously, do studio people realise how problematic she is to allow her flaunting on the red carpets? She pretty much annoys everyone.

She annoys fans, but I’ve never heard stories annoying or acting bad on red carpets.

R346 my mom used to be obsessed with posting pictures of my sister and I and other family stuff. During a trip to Mexico she posted a very unflattering picture of me looking buzzed on Facebook. It just felt so uncomfortable to see that out in the open.

One time at my college graduation we were having an argument. And in the next moment she was demanding that we pose for a picture.

This whole picture obsession and need to document everything is so weird to me and it makes me really uncomfortable seeing Mrs H doing this because it reminds me of my own mother.

Since I lost weight she doesn't insist on taking pictures anymore so thank goodness for that. But she sure loved snapping them when i was fat. 100 bucks says when Harper grows up to be more beautiful than her mother, that's when the pictures of the kids are going to stop.

What I don't understand is why Focus Features had so many SAG screenings for OTBOS. didn't they watch the movie? It's terrible and neither Armie or Felicity is good in it.

R350 if they're not going to hype their movie then who will? They spent a lot of money on this and they would like to see some sort of return.

Armie is a strange man. Kind of like an overgrown child. I'm thinking some arrested development maybe from growing up in a Lord of the Flies environment. Why go through the silly IG stories just to promote a flop? Go home and play with your weird children of the corn if you want to play.

R351 hype it all you want but SAG screening is for contenders. Ain't nobody contending in that mess.

You just can't expect awards when the lead is miscast and the supporting players are Armie Hammer. Just promote like a normal movie trying to get a return.

Oh no she didn't! The missus deleted the spooning story! Heartless woman robbing us of such high quality content to mock her.

Focus Features is having a lousy year, most of their Oscar bait is misfiring. Wouldn't be surprised if its merged with Universal's house operation soon.

Anybody got a screen cap of the Mrs' IG spooning story?

r329 posted it

That's so sad.

R356 They may still make a nice profit which is what Id really really want as investor. Awards are a nice plus but studios are more about the bottom line.

You're in idiot if you think movies like Boy Erased and On the Basis of Sex are going to make a profit without awards hype.

R357 This?

R343 " I love Timmy so much"

Now in style is labelling Liz "lifestyle expert wife of 8 yesrs" - result! Haha This piece has some pissing them off potential amidst all the joking - also result!

LOL at Republicans Dru and Liz attending these OTBOS events and posing with RBG as if they don't think she's the devil.

R365 Anything (except CMBYN for Dru) to be in the limelight.

Dru used to post a lot of Republican stuff on her Instagram. I'm sure Texan Liz is just like her. They even look alike! Does anyone know what happened between his parents? His Mom has some foundation and talked about being devastated and blindsided by their divorce.

R364 it's a PR piece though.

I don't understand why Charmies hate that poor bulimic looking woman. She's so obviously a beard. What's the threat? She's not hurting anybody just herself and those poor repressed kids.

Dru is a right-wing Prosperity Gospel Xtian type, and I don't get the sense that she has many liberal people in her orbit. She's always spoken glowingly of Liz, and somehow I think she wouldn't be quite so enthused if Liz wasn't conservative, even if she's maybe not quite as conservative as Dru. This is the woman, remember, who was unwilling to set her prejudices aside long enough to see CMBYN. She's hardcore.

I don't think the full story of the Hammers' divorce has ever been disclosed anywhere. But Michael Hammer remarried last year, to a woman he said he'd known for about six years. The Hammers were divorced in 2012. Given the way Dru goes on about her divorce heartbreak and how she was blindsided, it seems pretty likely Armie's dad was having an affair, either with the woman he eventually married (who's a lot younger than he is) or someone else. I do seem to remember something about Armie taking his mom's side in the divorce, at least initially. He didn't attend his dad's second wedding, though that was supposedly because of his filming schedule.

Michael Hammer’s second wife, Misty, is a total laid back California type while Dru is North Texas with a stick up her ass. Hi larious.

He looks like his dad. And holy shit, Misty Hammer isn't exactly an upgrade. She's terrifying as well!! Google Misty and Michael Hammer if you dare.

I guess his dad just likes blondes, no matter how atrocious they look. Even so, I think he married her because she's the opposite of Dru. She's curvy, fun and seems easy going. She's also not a conservative (AFAIK).

Armie is sooooo boooooring

He plays the exact same character in every movie. Even Steve Lift is just a variation on the guy from Free Fire. This is why he's stuck at Dlist. He refuses to give more. Boring actor. The only interesting thing about him was his relationship with Timothée

Grand Pa Mike

Misty Millward Hammer

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Speaking of Dru, she'll love this piece. Pass it along to his son. Just because you're on a diet you can still nibble.

No matter that Hammer is married. By his own admission, love knows no boundaries: he met his current wife, Elizabeth Chambers, when she was dating another man. Hammer’s father, too, met his mother when she was in a relationship with someone else. What’s to keep him and Ruth, who are clearly in love, from moving forward towards marital bliss?

Just look at them together:

Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Armie Hammer should get married. Not just for love, but for democracy.

R376

She seems sweet.

Armies trying to be woke again

Misty Hammer is funny and down to Earth, she follows my ig account

R377 don't be offended. A lot of people find Armie boring and annoying. The worst thing is he's totally clueless as to how he comes across. He thinks he's a good storyteller probably because some sycophants who wear pink shoes and drive pick up trucks in the backwater thinks he's interesting. Talkshows, interviews his delivery is sleep inducing. He lacks charisma. He only comes alive next to Chalamet. He's also delusional as to how attractive he is. His friend Nick is far better looking.

R380 I'd pretend to be woke too if I was spawned by a bunch of rednecks. He's trying to sell his liberal movie. By the way OTBOS, snoozefest. Expect a screen average similar to Final Portrait.

Their interaction will end with the press tour but Armie should have a friend like Justin Theroux.

I don't think Mrs Hammer would allow Armie to have friends with Justin Theroux's reputation

The only bachelor friends Armie is allowed to have are pathetic, like Nick and the fat one.

Armie and Ms Jones were on the today show. The anedocte of RBG checking out Armie Hammer is the equivalent to the first kiss rehearsal in the CMBYN era. Felicity never fails to tell that joke. It's funny but hope this press tour doesn't go on for 18 months..

Near the end they ask about Chopra's wedding and Armie says he couldn't go but his daughterHarper and Wife Elizabeth went etc. Does he have another wife that he calls by another name? Its not normal around here to say my wife mary, either you say mary or wife. Is he being weird or that's a normal thing over there?

^^ me again.today shown link

R382 Honestly the worst argument I have heard against Armie. Try making sense next time!

R386 be glad he didn't have another Freudian slip and call her his mother like he did one time on Late Night.

R380 Timmy said something like that about cops and AA smoking weed... Mimic-ing little "bro" Timmy...

Isn't Nick dating (or bearding with) January Jones anymore?

R391 I don’t think so. Elizabeth recently IG’ed that he’s still single.

R380 Yeah pocs being treated like shit in america is a realization that has dawned on only timothee chalamet. idiot

I have to say from that Today interview, Armie's a bit frigid towards Felicity. I wonder if he's worried about making his wife jealous.

Also thank you R393.

I have been saying for weeks, they don’t seem to like each other.

R394 Armie is not worried about making Liz jealous, he doesn't care about Felicity because Felicity is a woman

R394 He wasn't worried about Liz everytime he melted for Timmy in front of everyone

R394 are you seriously on DL trying to pretend Armie is straight? He's not remotely interested in women. Now if she had a dick. Look how he touches his wife like he has no idea what women like. Lol

Makeup tutorial that the Mrs took part in.

Armie's acting is sooooo baaaaadddd in OTBOS.

And maybe he has in his contract that people have to say how sexy Armie is. It's manic. Are they paid to say that?

R399 So much time to look like an old tranny. Take a look at this makeup tutorial.

make up tutorial by the missus? she's 36 going on 56. her cheeks look like two abused assholes.

Adriana is older than her 😱 This pic is from this year

R403 Yes, Adriana is older than Mrs Hammer, he follows Adriana on instagram, he sees how unbelieveble gorgeous she is, and if he were straight, he would be with a woman like her, that's why I'm sure he's gay. Elizabeth looks like a man with a wig

The least she can do is fix her eyebrows. They don't even match up with her actual facial structure. They age her and make her look harsh.

Armie being with someone less attractive than him has nothing to do with his sexuality. The man is just hella insecure, and has shown signs of insecurity on countless occasions. Men like him wouldn't dare try to ask out a woman who's more attractive than him.

R406 come on, Armie's a fag? Stop playing.

He doesn't like Felicity cause he's not into women and he's wary about another brunette stealing his limelight. He's also shamelessly name dropped the fake Indian wedding. That was particularly cringe.

R406 Armie is not just a man who is with a woman less attractive than him, Armie is as unbeliebeble gorgeous as Adriana, moreover, he's heir of a fortune, he can have the woman he wants, it doesn't make sense that he's with a woman as ugly on the outside as on the inside, Elizabeth is a horrible and unoccupied woman, she's the least attractive person I've ever seen in my life, Armie is not so insecure, even though he was gay, he flirted with Dakota in that interview , he threw his charm to her, Armie doesn't have any problem to approach a woman like Adriana, the problem is that Adriana is a woman and everyone knows Armie prefers 22 years old boys than models of Victoria's secrets.

R409 don't exaggerate. He's not as good looking as Adriana. Liz is pretty enough he just isnt into pussy.

R402 This pic shows all the effects of botox and plastic surgeries, I don't know what she's trying to do there, to smile? to cry? to fart? to give birth? It's not clear for me

Do we know about previous girlfriends? Or his dating life starts in 2007? HE'S GAY. At least at the beginning she looked like a woman but her face is ruined and she can't go back and the worst thing is: SHE PAID FOR THIS FACE. Age naturally folks.

R410 Maybe he's not as gorgeous as Adriana, but are you sure Liz os pretty enough?

R412 You're so naive, she uses photoshop

R399 Awkward! Ms Elizabeth is crap in front of the camera. Thst felt la bit ike watching a silent comedy with the exxagerated facial expressions, only we can't understsnd what expression is she going for because her facial muscles are all messed up. The makeup itself is another comedy..She's starts off in full makeup with those godawful overdrawn eyebrows taking over everything. Good luck with applying cream blush after powdering and the lipstick...er... no. Everything is just awkward.

R414 wonder why that manu_36 deleted the spooning story. Lol

Here she looks like the girl's grandma

R417 I am sorry, but she really look like a man wearing make-up and a wig here. And what's going on with the left side of her face? It looks deformed.

R414 Usually people look better with photoshop but she doesn't. she looks awful with photoshop, with filters and in his natural form.

Elizabeth has obviously had some procedures done, undoubtedly due to the pressures of Hollywood and the world in general which objectifies women to death. She does look plasticky sometimes and her eyebrows are strange but her facial structure is great. She is a naturally beautiful woman who has unfortunately undergone extreme weight loss and has had unnecessary cosmetic procedures done to her face.

The people who keep calling her hideous, LOL. You better all look like Adonis if you are coming for her looks.

When is he going to realize his hair looks bad when it's too short.

R421 is this recent? How recent?

R423 from today

Absolutely, today was a really bad hair day. Who'd want to run their fingers through that hair? RIGHT?

R420 unnecessary? That's Mrs before, I don't know if she was worse before or now

He looked like shit at Sirius today

R420 I would love to show you my face, maybe one of these days, but let me tell you something, in my town there's a slang that defines Elizabeth: Robert, people who love to be in the mouths of others, they do everything to become a subject, they even like when people speak badly of them, as long as they speak, because the important thing for them is to be a subject, even Armie is Robert too, he says he will block people, but he doesn't do that, Elizabeth reads absolutely every DM she receives from strangers , even knowing that many of them are not compliments, she loves being a subject, she's an empty and clueless woman, if you think she has something that deserves to be admired, go to her ig account and write: legs, queen, goal, love you...zzzz. Because you'll never change people's mind, don't waste your time!

R421 I know that it's just hair, and it will grow back. Just think it's sad that the fact Armie can make the drastic decision to shave his hair off confirms he has no current movie he is shooting, nor that he has any movie projects in the immediate future (unless his role calls for the "skinhead" look). Is he again entering a bout of depression at this part of the award season? None of his movies got any SAG or GG noms (not necessarily for him, but maybe for Felicity at least) meant no Oscars red carpet for him. Obviously, he can still attend the ceremony of course, but there won't be as much attention or focus on him, as he is not in any nominated films. Him and the missus might be relegated to sit among the back rows. And to add insult to injury, his bff is most likely gonna be nominated for another Oscar. Real friends or not, it's gotta sting that your much younger co-star is now getting recognition for his work and is getting a lot of movie projects (lead in most of them) after doing the same film as him. Whereas Armie himself has admitted CMBYN has not really done much for his career in terms of more movie offers. This shaving off the hair is almost like what happened early this year, when he went through that tracksuit period, which happened immediately after he found out he wasn't nominated at the Oscars (he must have hoped for a Oscar nom after getting a GG nom). Like, Armie no longer gives a damn.

He just finished shooting one movie and has 2 more lined up. He had a successful Broadway play plus 2 well-received movies this year. Yes, he's not winning awards at the moment but he does have one globe nom and one sag nom. Out of the hundreds of constantly working actors in hollywood, not many can say that. He's not A list but he has worked with quite a few auteurs like luca, fincher, ritchie and eastwood. So ya, he's doing quite well. He's only in his early 30s and not many of his peers in his age bracket are doing fantastically well anyway.

R427 Fixed it for you

He looked THE SHIT today on Sirius xm

R429 That's the price to pay when you prioritizes being a woman's doormat at age 23 instead of spending your youth building your career, now the only thing Armie has is the wife and his role as daddy bear

R432 and what a gorgeous doormat she is. Fibers for days! Tbt one of my personal favourite looks of Lizzie.

R421 trying to pit Armie against ratface is pathetic. Armie is doing his thing and he's not doing badly. He's always working and has picked up interesting projects. Plus, who knows how the frenchie will be doing in 10 yesrs. Too early to forecast longevity.

R433 Are you kidding? I saw the pic, there's a man with makeup and wearing a wig there

R433 Do you really believe Armie is the Paul Newman of acting and Elizabeth is the next Gisele Bundchen of the fashion industry? You are more deluded and crazier than the shippers

R434 R435 You may want to ask Santa to bring you a sarcasm detector.

[quote], he can still attend the ceremony of course,

Both are invitation only. Maybe he can be tapped to present at one of the ceremonies or maybe Focus Features will buy a table for actors from their non-nominated films.

He looks ok

Lol @ Justin

So Ed Wood

It looks fine. It's not as severe as his buzzcut for "Mine".

R439 where is that?

What’s twelve times twelve?

Mrs Hammer needs to change her hairstyle too and ease up on the updoes. Her receding hairline is a tragedy. Armie shave off another 10 years and she's becoming a chonmage samurai.

r408 wtf are you on? the anchor asked him about priyanka's wedding, he didn't namedrop it himself. Armie haters do try to come at him with single cells in their brains.

Why would timmy's success sting armie when they have shown time and again, they are above that and genuinely love each other? Also armie is aware timmy is a better actor than him and is not competing with him for anything. Bring some other arguments you fuckfaces.

R445 because Armie is petty and childish with a monstrous ego.

R445 right that is why he gave and still gives awards to ceremonies in which he is never nominated and even continued to support him after the oscar snub and everything. keep being delusional while they are out there being bffs. loser

^^ r446 right that is why he gave and still gives awards to ceremonies in which he is never nominated and even continued to support him after the oscar snub and everything. keep being delusional while they are out there being bffs. loser

Btw whose idea was it to give him a shave? Jo Jo as in? Justin?

What is the point in paying a stylist to dress you like this?

First, shaving his hair off in IG, now this...Yup, everything's ok with Armie!

R451 Wow. It’s surely a cry for help.

That is abhorrent and shows a shocking lack of manners.

I still want to sniff and lick his feet.

You fools, it’s just a pr stunt.

Lol, the dude on the left looks like he's judging the fuck out of Armie.

In other words, you’d all present your holes for him.

R451 What a ridiculous sight.It must have been a shock to a classy Brit like Felicity.Maybe he did it to annoy her.

No, he did it for Fallon.

He said he did it because he hated his hair

He appears to be suffering from ASAD

(Award Seasonal Affective Disorder)

Yeah at least last year he could dream with the idea of an Oscar.

Looks sad

(😞😔)

I could just imagine the faces of the people from Audi, Breitling, Porsche, etc when they see their supposedly posh, oil fortune heir spokesperson (or at least someone who has publicly been associated with them) put his bare foot up on a table right in front of his work colleagues and a total stranger (I would assume in the case of the female interviewer), in the midst of a tv interview to promote his film!hehe...

This was finally revealed, it was them. I won't believe blinds from this site anymore.

[quote]It must be some kind of tradition between them, but once again, this A list mostly movie actor hooked up with his wife in a restroom during the after party of a premiere. They do rotate the city though, so you never know which one it will be. They aren't shy about talking about it either.

[quote]Armie Hammer/Elizabeth Chambers

She's way too uptight to do such a thing.

Here's the video with the foot, start from the last minute. It scare me a bit

R466, exactly. I just can't picture a woman who presents like Elizabeth does getting wild in public places with her husband. She'd be too worried about messing up her makeup and hair or something happening to her dress.

I remember a few weeks back when she and the kids were in Colorado, there was a pic of them toasting marshmallows in the woods somewhere. The kids were wearing the kind of clothes you'd expect children to wear for hiking around. Liz? Had her hair styled in its usual way, full makeup with lashes, a black suit and high-heeled ankle boots. Even when it's appropriate, she can't dial it down. Ain't no way she's getting down with Armie in public bathrooms.

Since Armie's career isn't working out for him the way he wants it I , hope he opens an OnlyFans account. I am willing to drop some serious coins if he does feet focused cam work and jerk that supposed Pepsi Max prick of his.

Not saying it’s true but women like her tend to be like that in private. The put together churchy type you wouldn’t believe the sex stories you hear about them

I have said before he was manic depressive, and he gives a lot of signs of being in a depressive period now.

Felicity is ice cold with him. I wonder if he will get along with Lily James.

How many spiders do you think crawl in there while she sleeps? 🕷

Poor Armie...he looks like a sad toddler in those pics from 461-3.

Also, I bet Liz planted that blind about them fucking. It doesn't have even the slightest ring of truth to it, yet smacks of their thirst.

R471 Judging from her social media activity and interviews Lily seems more relaxed than Felicity so maybe he'll get on better with her.

Lol the two betas are babysitting her tonight.

R465 What is this?

Mia Farrow and Joan Crawford also used to dress the kids alike all the time. The kids have a rough road ahead of them.

Oy.

Why does she dress her children like that it's terrifying..

R462 aren't you projecting? To me, he looks serene and hopeful, it's the attitude you get when you are aging and pleased with what you have achieved, but still aware there is a lot more to do....

R478 I think you have enough on your plate to be worried about what others are up to; your savant syndrome should keep you busy.

I’m kinda shocked Liz hasn’t gone for sailor collars yet.

So who will be the Soon Yi in this relationship? The orange girl? Luca?

R476 someone's projections and fantasies that they cannot carry out themselves

[quote]So who will be the Soon Yi in this relationship? The orange girl? Luca?

Who indeed, R482?

R482 duh! Timmy, for sure. He's already lived with them, right?

R477 Everytime I see this demented woman I'm sure about Armie's sexuality, yes! He's surely a gay in the closet, that's why he spends so much time out of home, btw, Armie and the french are quiet today

He has the sads

R477 Not even Kate and William dress their kids like that all the time. She must think they do.

enjoy

wish he was nude

thirsty

He looks younger and more attractive with a buzz cut. I bet the wife didn't like it one bit, in fact he probably did it to spite her.

R455 That blind item about hooking up in toilets and not being shy about it is more believable after she posted that IG story of them in bed. Do you think he's into cottaging?

R492 yeah she posted under the video of him buzzing it that she tried to stop him..which is ?? I know they're married, but he's an adult and it's HIS hair. She can't control everything and everyone.

He looks great, so much hotter this way.

Agree. He looks hot.

R496 he looks hot and much younger. The wife looks even more like Mrs Hammer the mother. In NY he seemed more loose, I see a sparkle of rebellion. There's hope he'll change his mind about who he wants to hang out with in restrooms.

The impromptu haircut is probably a sign he’s growing restless. Probably realizing he’s too young and horny to be tied down to a Stepford wife.

R465 Who wrote this? this person started lying when he called Armie from A list, and finished lying when he said that Armie hooks up with that horrible woman, Armie doesn't even touches her, they're not a passionate couple

This interview has some interesting stuff. The Charmies are going crazy about his appreciation for their devition but my favourite bit is the one about social media. Some bit about his wife are also hilarious. Like she's a powerful wonan. Wtf is he on?

^^forgot the link here goes

I find this bit more interesting:

[quote] Interviewer: Does it amuse you to have Instagram fan accounts dedicated to your and Timmy’s romantic chemistry. Diehard fans often point out that Timmy looked better with you than with Selena Gomez! Is it flattering? AH: (Laughs) I think it’s funny. People got invested in the relationship of Elio and Oliver and that translated into Timmy and I. The fact that people liked it so much is great and that they are still so emotionally connected to us is wonderful and sweet.

Just seen his film "Sorry to bother you" and Armie is a brilliant actor

r502 haha his wife will shit a brick reading that. She thinks shippers are stupid. and she blocked a bunch. Most of the hate she gets is from them but I guess he doesn't care.

I've said it before, I don't think he or Tim give a single shit about the shippers. He probably just gets annoyed when they start sending hate to Elizabeth. But the actual shipping? He doesn't care.

If his wife getting hate had really bothered him he would've stopped encouraging the shippers. He didn't because he doesn't care. His annoyance is just for show.

LOL “there are wrong ways to be right about things.” He is an asshat. Jeffrey Dean Morgan is right, there is no changing him.

LBH the only reason Armie was bothered is because he feels he should be a Marvel superhero and he was jealous of all the actors who actually brought Stan Lee’s creations to life. He posted a selfie with Bill Paxton when he died, and had a “clasping hands” photo shoot with his grandma on her deathbead and posted it to social media. And SUDDENLY he has a problem with this when Stan Lee dies. It doesn’t take a brain surgeon to see what’s going on here.

[quote]I feel what’s common between Martin and I, is the fact that that we are both married to incredibly driven, intelligent and powerful women.

Armie and Elizabeth 2049

Exactly right R507. I can't believe he's still saying he was right. He never learns.

He is the same as Lens Dunham, always apologizing, never learning.

Armie should be smacked for daring to compare his wife to RBG. Especially since if Elizabeth had her way politically, RBG probably wouldn't have ever been appointed to the Supreme Court.

At this point I think he's taking the piss when he's talking about his wife with all the ridiculous superlatives. The more he does it, the more some fans bash her. I think it's one of those passive aggressive things he does.

No I think it’s just his “protect mommy” reflex.

Well yeah she does look and act like his mother but this protecting is just for show like I said. If he really meant it, he'd stop doing a lot of things. Words mean shit without action.

R514 no, it's called loyalty.

I hate it when he goes on about how smart his wife is. It reminds me he is probably a closet republican too.

Why does he look so gay in this promo pic for OTBOS?

Are the Afflecks paying people to come here to diss Armie? All this unwarranted hate is very weird

R518, I have some questions:

Are you using gay as a slur? As something negative? On the DL? Seriously?

It's your own fault if you think I am using gay as a slur. I only pointed out that he looks gay in the photograph.

have you seen this new insta story? it looks like he's walking his demented grandma 👵 the contrast is so big because he has his natural face and looks younger with the haircut.

R518 Dear, Armie is gay

Disrespecting his co-star and audiences by putting his bare foot on a table,insulting respectable and accomplished Mavel actors,comparing her shallow fame thirsty wife to an educated and intelligent woman...I now have no doubt that he's a jerk.Armie and the wife deserve each other.

R524 Armie and the Mrs will destroy each other, he doesn't feel anything for her, except friendship, he's condemned to live with someone who he has no attraction and no love. She's condemned to crawl behind fame and behind a husband who's not in love with her, I'd like to know which of them will put a bullet in the brain first, I bet the mrs

Armie, please, fire your damn stylist. Hire Timothee or even just dress yourself... or get your kids to do it. Even that would be better.

LOL wtf? why does he insist on those turtlenecks? and 3 different colours?

It's been cold but not that damn cold to keep with the turtlenecks. Is he anemic? Wear a nice sweater and tie.

Judging by what Felicity is wearing(I love her so much but that is one ugly dress),it can't be that cold.The turtleneck makes his head look too big and strange.

Why are they spending so much time and money on this movie? It seems fine, but isn't it pretty dead in the water with little to no buzz?

My pet peeve is with those bloody shoes! Could someone rub bacon on them and let unleash a hungry dog? The look is meh, especially next to felicity in that grace of monaco ish dress. Id still shag him. He couldn't look ugly even if he tried.

Liz posting video to her story of her drunk, starving housefrau buddies (moms at Harper's school) at an ugly Xmas sweater party last night. Armie was there too, apparently.

No wonder Armie runs away every so often to hang with Luca in Italy.

I guess this is why Liz didn’t go to the NY premiere, Hillary was there.

Liz just commented "Never have I been prouder" on the photo. Hmm....

Please, she was probably disappointed he didn't perform a citizen's arrest on Crooked Hillary.

R528 he's in NYC, right? Has Tim been around? My theory is that he maybe has very visible hickeys that he can't explain? It happened at the HFAs too: Turtlneck!

Lmao it did happen at the HFAs too. Remember that tweet from Armie about the probability of being bitten by a New Yorker? Lol maybe lil timmy tim is a biter.

You know the OTBOS role had nothing of purpose to do when all Justice Ginsburg could talk about was Armie's handling of props.

[quote]In the closing half of Justice Ginsburg sit-down with Totenberg, she applauded Hammer’s portrayal of her late husband and revealed that watching him cook onscreen — of which there are several scenes — was one of his performance’s greatest joys.  “Did you notice the scene in which he is in the kitchen chopping vegetables?” she said. “That was very reminiscent of Marty."

R538 it says page not found

I have the sneaky suspicion the reason why Armie is finding it so difficult to get back on track career wise has something to do with homophobia. The fact that he played a gay guy into someone as young-looking as Timothee made him radioactive in HW.

What straight guy would like to play this scene? No one would have the balls

I know you guys are delusional, but really?!! R540 you sound so stupid! Armie had 2 well-received movies this year and a well-reviewed play on Broadway. He just finished a movie with dakota where he's the lead. He has signed onto 2 more movies where he's the male lead opposite lily james and gal gadot. What about his career trajectory makes it seem that he is not doing well career wise?

Is he winning awards? Not really but neither are the overwhelming majority of his peers. He has a sag and a gg nom, and he is only 32. His career is going badly only in your imagination.

Also, fuck you for making me defend Armie. He is a man child with no impulse control and his behavior is embarrassing

CMBYN was an ill advised move for Hammer but I don’t expect his career was going to be exceptional any which way.

If you guys success by awards, only Eddie Redmayne has won an oscar recently in his early 30s. Kaluuya, Garfield and Patel are Armie's peers who got nominated, no one else.

If you judge success by box office power, no actor today has the power to guarantee a bo hit except maybe DiCaprio.

R542 Lol, you are an idiot. The cult hit movie for which he got maximum critical attention and a GG nom was an ill advised move?

I remember before CMBYN I used to think Mrs Hammer was such an elegant and feminine woman. And today she is a trans. How did this happen?

Yes CMBYN was a mistake. He should not have done the film.

R544 we are talking long term and considering he lives and works in the US, not France, not Britain, not Germany where him playing that character in CMBYN would only place him at the top of the the pecking order. And R541 you are the only half-wit here if you think those things in the US don't matter. They do. That's why they need to dumb down and white wash far too many films to make them palatable to an American audience.

R541 I suspect R540 knows Armie is doing fine but it bothers them, that's why they're trolling. Probably one of those ratface freaks.

-R540 & -R546 Drunks that you?

^^^Dru is that you. -R540 & -R546

[quote]The fact that he played a gay guy into someone as young-looking as Timothee made him radioactive in HW.

I remember earlier in the year when several sites did those secret Oscar ballots where different anonymous Oscar voters - producers, directors, actors, etc - break down the categories and tell who they're voting for and why. I was a bit taken aback at how many of them, under the cover of anonymity, expressed disapproval of the age difference in CMBYN, even as they admired the acting and quality of the film. I specifically recall an article before the noms were announced that said Oliver was a predator and that Armie should not be 'rewarded' with an Oscar nomination for playing him. These are industry people who think this stuff.

I don't think Armie is anywhere near 'radioactive' in Hollywood, but those anonymous voters do show that his involvement in CMBYN may have added some baggage to his career along with the postive stuff it has brought. And it would be wrong to assume that this kind of thing isn't in the back of their minds as they consider Armie. People are like that.

Could you please link me to the ballots where they disapproved of the age gap thing? And the article as well?

The reasons why armie did not get the nom were:

1. 3BB was too strong with 2 noms. 2. Spacey's scandal and Plummer's replacement brought him a great narrative (main reason, otherwise he would've squeezed in) 3. He split votes with Stuhlbarg

This smile looks more genuine than any smile he sported around his wife for the past year.

Just a question:any other Hollywood movie actor who has played a gay role multiple times? Armie has already done three so far:CMBYN, Final Potrait and that film with Leonardo di Caprio.

Why would the academy hate Armie's CMBYN character?Since when Oscars are about awarding good behaviour&manners?Actors who play murderers,rapists,mob bosses,violent people etc are nominated all the time.Why shouldn't they be?It's about acting.I understand not nominating a problematic actor but that's a different thing.

Mark Harris from EW actually tweeted that many Academy members he talked to were uncomfortable with Armie’s character. I’m not going to search for the tweet.

My personal take on that is that many of the Academy members are Jewish, and Timothée is a very stereotypical Jewish looking boy, and people were uncomfortable that this big huge adult man was preying on someone who could be their son or grandson.

Well, they whored the little girl out to James Corden tonight.

To think, in fifteen years, they’ll be encouraging her on the set of her nude photo shoot.

Liz is no dummy she wasn’t letting Armie be around Amber who is drop dead beautiful alone she brought Harper as a reminder that his a dad and buddy Nic in case Amber was looking for a man. Amber and Armie look hot together.

R552, I read all that stuff nearly a year ago and I don't have the links. I am pretty sure at least two of them were from the Hollywood Reporter, a director and a producer. But those weren't the only ones.

R557, I remember that tweet. For those that don't know, Mark Harris liked the film, is gay and the husband of Tony Kushner - in other words, he's not a hater, is plenty connected and has no reason to make this shit up. No one is saying that this view of the age gap or the character of Oliver is the sole reason Armie wasn't nominated for an Oscar or that it's some conspiracy behind any career issues there may be - just that this was an attitude that existed among some people in the industry and it colored their view of the film and its participants.

R558 Has Liz ever posed nude?She's extremely fake and shallow but she doesn't seem as trashy as the housewives of whatever.In fact she's usually appropriately dressed.She can look wholesome when she wants to.She still sucks though.

I wouldn't be surprised if Harper was sent along to keep an eye on her dad (and Niki to keep an eye on her). I do think Liz keeps a careful watch on women who come into Armie's vicinity. Have you ever noticed that despite all her IG posts about her female friends, they almost never hang out with her and Armie, even in group situations? It's just her alone or with the kids. When Armie hangs out with his male friends, Liz is right there, but the reverse isn't true. There was an exception the other night at that ugly sweater party, but those were just housefraus from the Harper's school, not glamorous or hot enough to be a threat like Amber.

[quote]Could you please link me to the ballots where they disapproved of the age gap thing? And the article as well?

THR's Brutally Honest Oscar Ballot.

[quote]I didn't like Call Me by Your Name. From what I understand, there was less of a difference between the ages of the young boy and his lover in the book, but I have to tell you, in the movie version it looked like a 35- or 40-year-old guy was hitting on a 16- or 17-year-old boy, and it just seemed wrong. It would have been wrong if they were heterosexuals.

Isn't the age the same in the novel? It's just that Armie looks decidedly older than the age he's playing but Armie looked 30 when he was in "The Social Network". Like Karamo Brown's recent complaint about CMBYN I don't understand why this is a hill people want to die on. There are people who date older men. There are men who are of legal age who looks much younger and men who are young and look significantly older. I remember when puberty began kicking in and there was a classmate who had a full on mustache. He looked like a real estate broker but in junior high.

R561 Not nude, just bikinis. She was 27 here, heavily photoshopped

Armie looked like a thirty five year old man preying on a 16 year old boy. The novel is about a 24 year old man and a 17 year old boy who are close enough to the same size to wear each other's clothes.

R561 With 23 yo Armie , same photoshoot. From 2010: Current Projects Elizabeth just returned from Lima, where she interviewed Hernando de Soto, a Peruvian economist about the importance of property rights in developing countries. “I love my job and there’s nothing like the rush of completing a mission and telling a story–whether it’s a one day story, three week-long coverage, or a single interview.”

[quote]Armie looked like a thirty five year old man preying on a 16 year old boy.

"Preying" even though Oliver tried to avoid Elio.

No way he looks 24 and this is from 2016

At 22 and orange

R557 what bullshit

One ballot and one tweet does not mean a common attitude. The poster said earlier that there were multiple tweets. And these pundits will talk to one person and when tweeting make it seem like multiple people said the same thing. There might have been people uncomfortable with the gay aspect, but that doesnt mean that Armie would take the brunt of it.

So this is the new fanfic of the week? Armie's career has gone off the tracks because he played an older man with a younger guy? Even though he has 3 films lined up? ok...

^^ multiple ballots I meant, not multiple tweets

It is a variety of things of which CMBYN is one facet. I think the biggest problem is that he and his wife have become essentially unlikeable people.

R552 I am not the posters you are replying to, but I found this.

Why are we still talking about CMBYN Oscar voting. If there’s a sequel Elio will be much older likely 30 so Armie/Oliver will look more age appropriate.

No R574, Armie would look older, or do you think he'll stop aging.

Anyone has a link to the James Corden interview?

Never mind, I found it.

THIS IS A TRANS

Just saw the James Corden interview. I'm pretty sure Armie would let Amber ruin his life if he wasn't with the Mrs. The way he was smiling at her, damn.

[quote]Wine for breakfast and BIRD for dessert. My kind of morning

So sick of the phony bullshit she pedals constantly. She doesn't eat or drink ANYTHING but water and a couple of lettuce leaves. She is literally wasting away.

Someone please start a new thread-- Im filling this one. Please be creative with the title or keep this one so we won't forget how racist the trans is.

I will personally write Amber Heard a check for fifty dollars if she blows up Hammer’s marriage.

R582 That would be lovely.

OMG.

R582 Amber is gonna spend that 50 on lipstick and cocaine the instant she get it and won't hold up her end of the deal.

She wants money and he wants free rein to fuck men. Lily rose is also a cocaine addict and she's doing ok with tims. They can all meet to snort

Harper with Corden. She did good, Liz has her well trained. So I'm guessing she's getting her own reality show or disney channel show. She's fucked either way. Timmy tim should guest star as a rapper.

New thread

Armie looks good next to literally anyone except his own wife. It's weird. With her, he just looks like he's trying SO HARD to appear like he finds her attractive- He always looks super hot and happy with Tim and he definitely looked pretty good next to Amber Heard.

She's naturally beautiful She's 32. Just 4 years younger than Mrs Hammer, unbelievable 😱😱 No botox or fillers

[quote]Why are we still talking about CMBYN Oscar voting.

Because that's the turn the conversation took, hall monitor.

Armie talks about how Liz transformed him.

Into what? A conveniently politically ambiguous manbaby?

Amber seems kinky in bed. She’d top the hell out of Armie and he’d love it. No wonder the missus was hovering.

R592 That's not new...think we've discussed that many threads ago. His publicist needs to tell him to tone down the talk about the missus because it's uttterly ridiculous. Da fuck...she transformed him... that's supposed to be a compliment? Oh mommy dearest. .. one of these days he'll start posting pictures of himself with one arm up in the air like a looney.

Amber is more his speed.

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If Armie sees those pics it’s all over for him lol. He’d risk it all.

I'm naming them - Armber. This has more promise than when we wanted Dakota to tempt him.

Ambie.