GOP Keeps House, Who Wants to Bet Me $1,000 that was already offered but with no details

Can we please get some smarter trolls? I swear, pound for pound, we have some of the dumbest trolls on the Internet.

It will be close.

The Repub troll who also brought you a made up story about how...

[quote]Most Americans Will Not Vote On Tuesday

[quote][bold]The last few elections I was still too weak from an illness and injury to walk to the polling place. I spent hours tracking down and calling the local Democratic offices. NEVER was any of my calls returned. NEVER were my messages left on their FB returned. Never were my emails answered.

[quote]One time I had a DNC campaign worker knock on my door offering a ride in advance to the polls. No call, No show. I waited, dressed and ready after filling out my sample ballot. At that point I continuously called the local DNC. All I got for my trouble were extreme insults of why I couldn't get a neighbor to drive me to the polls instead. NO OFFER of assistance nor explanation of why I was stood up for a ride.[/bold]

Or the same Repub troll who implied that Democrats support Open Borders, then when asked if he really believed that refused to answer:

-- Predictions for 2018 Autumn Lame Duck Session

[quote][bold]Birthright legislation. NBC says 75% of Americans want the end to automatic US citizenship going to babies of illegals.[/bold]

[quote][bold]R17, I was a minority race when I lived in CA. No objections whatsoever. Just oppose Open Borders. [/bold]

Or Repub who repeats conservative talking points re:caravan:

[quote][bold]I've asked repeatedly on DL why DNC leaders have not made a statement re the multiple caravans. Yet they have remained silent. IMHO that is a mistake, and I predict is costing Democratic nominees votes.[bold]

Or Repub who pretends to be other things:

[quote][bold]I've stated many times before I'm a Moderate but Liberal or Libertarian on Social Issues.[/bold]

So basically a fool or a troll, not that we needed confirmation of that.

R1, R2, If you think I'm not smart, then where's your $$$$$ betting my prediction is wrong?

R3, I've already posted multiple times on DL that I dislike Heller (his office staff were incredibly rude to mem) and that I love Democrat Cortez-Mastos. The latter is not up for re-election but I 100% will vote for her when she does. Her office staff are incredibly helpful and kind.

Dude, when you get brave enough to actually post that $1000 bond, with full contact details, then we'll take your "bet" seriously. Otherwise, we'll continue laughing at your really pathetic trolling.

R5, So I'm a fool or a troll just because you disagree with my predictions? Then why don't you try to make some $$$ off of me and bet that I'm wrong?

Way back when Hillary was just thinking about running for POTUS I said that she would lose. Got a lot worse dissing than tonight for my very accurate predictions. I've been paid $$$$ for my predictions in the past too. Naysayers always come back and say I was right, including Bellagio & Mr. Steve Wynn.

No, dear, you're a fool or a troll because you're writing foolishly troll posts. As for the rest, see r7. Since your promise of $1000 is empty without those details.

And, of course, you're a fool because you have no data to back up anything you're writing and you're a fool because the Republican Party disagrees with you.

R7, Please tell me HOW to post a bond and I'll do it. I've never placed a bet before as normally I'm risk averse. (Got $$$ and a TV show gig with a pro-Blackjack gambler helping me to gamble.)

Or give me a link on how to post a Bond, and explaining what's involved.

I’ll bet you $1000 the Dems win both Houses of Congress.

When the GOP and Dems based both comes out, the Dems win

So you can't back up your promise of a bet. Gee, what a surprise....

Another poster last week said he'd bet me $1000. He NEVER followed up. I started this thread asking for takers. I do NOT know how to place this type of bet or bond as I've never done it before.

R11, PLEASE tell me how to place the bet with you.

Oh, you're that poster. The one who has been hilariously and stupidly predicting a "Red Tsunami." Got it.

You really are too dumb to be let out without a keeper.

R12, How many times must I repeat myself. The 1 poster last week who offered to be me $1,000 NEVER FOLLOWED THRU.

Now tell me how to bet, as I'm a gambling novice and have NEVER gambled anything on my own. Offer links as to the process.

I can offer links to YouTube proving I'm correct but DL but the source material is from Republican posters.

I DID post one link in R6.. If you saw the distance between the predicted number of Blue vs Red + the number of "too close to call" on the state-by-state map, and how the difference has dramatically narrowed in just a few days, plus seen stats on the very large number of Republican early voters as compared to 4 years ago you'd agree with my position.

Well, duh, R15, since you never figured out how to place a bet online, none of us are going to "follow through", either.

You really are too stupid to be posting here.

[quote]how the difference has dramatically narrowed in just a few days, plus seen stats on the very large number of Republican early voters as compared to 4 years ago you'd agree with my position.

Of course I wouldn't, since none of that is true.

R14, OK, so if "I'm too dumb" then certainly you'd be thrilled to make $$$ from my lack of intelligence, right?

Tell me how to place a $10,000 bet with you, and prove to me you can afford to give me $$$$$$$.

LOL.... You just keep proving my point, since you have no idea how to even begin placing a bet. Now what was that you were saying about "dumb" again?

R11, R16, et al, I have never "figured out how to place a bet online" because as I've already said, I'm risk averse and have been paid $$$ as a result. Now since you think I"m "too stupid," just give me 1 valid link and I'll prove to you I'm smart enough to follow directions. Of course I'll expect every single poster who's calling me "too stupid" to place an equal bet for at least $1,000. Fair?

R18, I hope that you're going to give me an apology, for calling me childish names, when the House goes Red on Tuesday.

Since you and the previous posters claim to be of superior intelligence why can't you give me a link to whichever online betting service you prefer to use? I intend to take $$$$ from each one of you to prove my point.

R19, you do know that nobody here is interested in anything other than laughter at your expense, right? You're an idiot, you can't read polls, you've shown a willingness to lie, and you're completely clueless about, well, everything.

Your one and only link doesn't say what you claim it does and you have no data to back up your silliness. Now put the drugs away and go sleep it off.

I'll be happy to apologize when pink unicorns fly out of your butt, R20, which is an equally likely occurrence.

R16, I suppose you and the previous posters all follow Nate Silver who almost guaranteed Hillary would be POTUS and Trump would lose badly?

Actually, R23, you really don't need to keep confirming you're a fool who doesn't understand statistics. We already get it.

R21, I have NEVER smoked anything, vaped anything, nor ever used any illegal drugs. How about you?

I already told DL I have more than one source that I already posted but they're not from MSM. So I would be dissed if I wasted my time posting them.

Anyone who claims I'm "too stupid" should want to take betting $$$$ from me after Tuesday's Red Wave.

R24, Doesn't matter if understand statistics or not. Only matters if the House stays Red on Tuesday.

Will you apologize to me on Wed? Or are you willing to give me links to a safe, legitimate online betting site?

Oh Jesus fucking GOD based on its post at R8 OP is Poo Shows.

Why would I "apologize" for something that isn't going to happen, R26? You have no data to back up your silliness, you clearly don't understand polling, politics, or statistics, and you're really, really bad at this trolling bit. So all I'm here to do is laugh at you.

Well, whoever it is, they're enormously entertaining. I probably ought to point them to a site, if only to hand them a bit of cash for the comedy gold.

THE G.O.P. IS GOING STRAIGHT DOWN THE SHITTER WHERE IT BELONGS!!!!

[quote]R21, I have NEVER smoked anything, vaped anything, nor ever used any illegal drugs.

So you're just genuinely stupid? Gotcha.

[quote]I already told DL I have more than one source that I already posted but they're not from MSM. So I would be dissed if I wasted my time posting them.

That would only be if the sources you link are as stupid as you. If they're not, then post them.

[quote]Anyone who claims I'm "too stupid" should want to take betting $$$$ from me after Tuesday's Red Wave.

Since you can't even figure out how to bet online and since you manifestly know nothing at all about, well, anything, I'll stand by the "stupid' diagnosis.

Hey Poo shoes if you were so sure about how accurate your facts are and about winning the thousand dollars you would post those links. Are you going to? No? Didn’t think you were going to, cunt.

Rahshan trullz iz preetyest trullz, yays?

Poo Shoes has received unto her bosom the Secret Polls of the Illuminati and will release them only to a select few for the low, low price of $1000.

R32, I told you that I already posted one link but the rest are sources with which DL disagrees. DL only likes MSM sources which if you look at 2016 have proven to be extremely inaccurate in their predictions.

Also I've said that I've made $$$$$$ from my previous predictions. The previous Head of HR at Bellagio demanded to know "how I knew things months, if not years, before anyone else did." Mr. Steve Wynn kept asking his senior staff at the time exactly who knew me and was feeding me info. He couldn't believe it when the answer was no one.

A Democratic staffer for a NV local politician claimed my prediction as his own and got a $35,000 bonus as a result. When he couldn't follow up with more, he used an illness to quit his job. KARMA. I found this out because a background check was done on me (without my permission or forehand knowledge.) I also found out a very successful TV series was created as a direct result.

Former NV Sen Harry Reid took me seriously re my prediction given to his SR staff members.

Famous celebs have also learned by predictions were accurate. Not all acted upon them to their later regret.

Perhaps I should have written the above in the thread, "Tell us something about yourself that sounds . . . " Can't wait until I'm given an opportunity to prove all of the above is 100% true. Go ahead and LOL and dis me, I don't care.

Betvictor, Who's used this site who wants to bet against me?

Or do you prefer another site.

Nate Silver gave Trump a 30% of winning the election. That's not insignificant. Indeed, the day before the election, 538 write an extensive post saying that Trump could very well win.

Try again, troll.

[quote] Go ahead and LOL and dis me, I don't care.

Of course you care. You wouldn't continue to post here if you didn't.

[quote] Can't wait until I'm given an opportunity to prove all of the above is 100% true.

Is this your real life? If the things you have predicted come through and exceed your wildest expectations....the Republicans winning every seat in the House, the Big One earthquake killing every person in California....etc. etc, are you planning to dance in the ashes? Are you going to scream at the top of your lungs, "I told you so"? Are you dying to take pleasure in the suffering that would ensue if your predictions come through?

R37, USA Today says betting odds are on the House Staying RED. READ the headline: "SMART MONEY IS ON . . . "

Subtracting 30^ from 100% then gives Hillary a 70% chance of being POTUS in 2016. FAIL.

So WHY did Nate Silver wait until the day before the election to essentially say he was wrong?

R38, The real value in making accurate predictions is to be trusted the next time, so more lives can be saved. How many lives have YOU saved in your existence on Earth? I can claim thousands, and more if TPTB had listened to me. It took a disaster before they would do so. Ask Mr. Steve Wynn.

A DARK BROWN wave

Go to bed, r39. You're clearly drunk.

[quote]R37, USA Today says betting odds are on the House Staying RED. READ the headline: "SMART MONEY IS ON . . . "

You really are not very bright, are you? That's not what the "smart money" is on. That's a single betting site, easily swayed by a small infusion of cash, which various operatives have done in the past.

[quote]I can claim thousands

Of course you can. I can claim millions. And both of our claims are equally accurate.

[quote]I told you that I already posted one link but the rest are sources with which DL disagrees.

Oh, like all of those YouTube videos you love so much? You really are one of the most gullible people anywhere.

[quote]Also I've said that I've made $$$$$$ from my previous predictions.

Yes, dear, we know. You've made dozens of claims here on DL, every single one of which has been shown to be false.

[quote]Former NV Sen Harry Reid took me seriously re my prediction given to his SR staff members.

LOLOL.... Oh, you poor thing. Hey, why don't you show us that magazine cover that you're so proud of again?

You have have ... isssues.

I did love that one pizzagate thread where our rather disturbed OP insisted that she could "prove" that this was real because she could post links to lots of YouTube videos. And she seriously thought that "proved" anything. Really. No, seriously. Now stop laughing, dammit!

I can claim that Beto O'Rourke is cuddled up next to me, begging for some more of my blue-state mussy, but that doesn't make it so.

R39, I was paid to be in the original version of the TV Show "Lie Detector" proving I NEVER get drunk.

Understand you don't want my predictions to be accurate. I've warned DL for a long time that DNC leaders needed to address certain issues that they've been completely silent upon or they would be unhappy Tues at Mid Terms.

Yes, dear, we've heard the story before. It was false when you first tried to pull that shit. It remains false today.

It's nothing to do with what we "want," dear; it has to do with reality, something that you are completely unfamiliar with.

R43, If you don't believe me, then arrange for an expert to give me a lie detector test. I've passed them before on television.

I've also given you names of authorities you can ask re my past predictions, and their effect.

By the way, dear, you really should check your links again. That USA Today story is a few days old. The booking site they refer to? Democrats are now favored to win. Do try to keep up, won't you?

Of course we don't believe you, dear. You've been caught in too many lies. Nobody on DL believes you.

The PredictIt site also thinks Democrats will win, of course. Duh.

I do love that old "lie detector" line. That was in her very first recognized post, as well, the one that gave her that distinctive name. I also love that she seems to conveniently forget just how many lies she has told here and how often she's been caught in those lies. It's like none of those multi-hundred post threads exists in her mind. Not to mention that she, of course, doesn't have the money that she's pretending she's willing to bet, so this is all empty posturing for our amusement.

That guy doesn't have any business being on Data Lounge. But to bring us back to reality. If you follow Jon Ralston in Nevada he is the guru! He analyzes the early vote every day there. In Nevada voters have a party affiliation associated with their registration, so you can see how many Republicans, Democrats and Independents have voted. Democrats won the early vote, and he does not see the votes cast on this coming Tuesday as being able to change that. I live in Texas, and our early vote this time has been out of the ordinary to be sure, and it's not Republicans that are shaking things up here.

The OP is a known female poster here, R55, known for her wild theories, stalking George Clooney, and extravagant claims about her life and her abilities, none of which are true. Her work here an on the IMDB forums has been truly memorable, and not in a good way for her.

By the way, Poo, if you want to drop $10,000 on Tuesday's outcome, please feel free to go to one of the betting links above. Or just visit your neighborhood casino. You don't need us. And you'll get terrific odds.

Poo is back and batshittier than ever!

You'd think someone who claims to live in Vegas would be the first to comprehend the problem of trying to bet on an anonymous website, but not our Poo!

Poo wouldn't be Poo if Poo weren't serving up a word salad of stupid.

Who watched Saturday Nigh Live last night? Did you see the linked clip?

I dont agree, its a landslide for dems and they take the house and senate. But Trump stonewalls the subpoenas and wont budge and may have to be forceably removed from office

History isn't on your side OP.

[quote] There are few patterns in American politics as regular as the loss of House seats by the President's party in midterm elections. With the single exception of the 1934 election, the President's party has lost seats at every midterm in this century. Since the mid-1940s, the typical midterm loss has been about 30 seats.

Like I am going to bet an anonymous poster who I have no way of contacting when I win or me contacting him if I should lose. Seeing as how this obvious flaw has failed to occur to the OP, I am not really too trusting of his prognostication abilities, you dumb ass.

Oh, this one isn't anonymous, R62. We know exactly who she is. Your point still stands, though.

R62, An Anonymous DL Poster originally offered to bet me $1,000 that there would be a strong Blue Wave. He never followed up with details of how he wanted to arrange the bet. That's the #1 reason I started this thread, to determine if he was serious.

Casinos don't take political bets. Most online betting companies focus solely on sports and horse races.

There's 1 co located on the East Coast that takes political bets with a maximum wager of $50. Otherwise you'd have to bet in England.

Certain posters love to write lies and resort to extremely immature name-calling. They are the same that continually post very old my pictures on DL and have stalked me all over the internet. The police continually ask WHY DL won't block them, and say that I should legally shut DL down for refusing to do so. DL has NEVER responded to my complaints whatsoever, except to occasionally block posts which I did not author using my legal name.

I can easily back up everything I say. We will talk again on Wed am after the election results are in. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news to those who had expected a Blue Wave.

Luvvy, the police aren't saying jack shit about DL, as you know, and nobody on DL is "stalking you all over the Internet." And no, you cannot "legally shut DL down" because you do not have a case to do so.

And no, dear, you can't back up anything you say. You've provided two links and neither one backs up your claims. You are delusional, luv, as you've always been. You're too well known here and you're a laughing stock.

As for betting, no, dear, you don't have to "bet in England," as you'd know if you were actually serious and if you actually had money, neither of which is true.

R65, I've repeatedly asked for a betting site that's easy to use and to which other posters are willing to post their bets.

I almost bought a new condo has spring but decided it wasn't a good enough investment. I am the part-owner of multiple investment properties already. I intend to buy a new one this year and am paying a friend to locate it. Therefore I assure you I can afford a bet of well over $100,000.

Friends have located posts with my name legal name attached and the location of FL on the Daily Mail, Just Jared, People.com, and many, many times on DL over the years. FL is where the major DL Troll who keeps posting old pictures and videos of me online lives. He's the same jerk who stole my birth certificate and tried to get a home loan.

Yes the police have this DL Troll on a Terror Watch List for Harassing Democratic Politicians & Staff. YES the police have repeatedly asked WHY DL will not block his harassing posts. YES the police have repeatedly told me he belongs in jail. YES the police have arrested him for assaulting women, after he was repeatedly thrown out of bars. YES the judge said he was the absolute worst offender for domestic violence ever in her courtroom in her entire practice. YES he repeatedly posts blatant lies about me. YES I've repeatedly blocked him but since he can't afford his own computer it does no good.

D, dear, you really don't need to keep lying here. Your track record is too long and you don't fool anyone. Of course you don't have the money. And of course nobody here on DL stole your birth certificate and tried to get a home loan.

LOL.... And no, the police don't have "this DL Troll" on a "Terror Watch List for Harassing Democratic Politicians & Staff." Do you really not see how incredibly stupid that is? No, the police have not "repeatedly" asked about DL, mostly because they don't have the foggiest idea that DL exists. No, they haven't arrested him. No, there is no judge. No, nobody here "repeatedly posts blatant lies about you."

You really are hilariously deranged.

I can't wait to see what your excuse will be when the Democrats retake the House.

And it just keeps going. Amazing. Endless Poo.

It really is funny, isn't it? She just keep throwing shit out there and hoping that this time it will stick, unlike the hundreds of times before that she's tried these stunts. I'm fascinated by the pathology.

I’m confused. Does this have anything to do with the Georgia Strait?

Bumping this for Poo. If it turns out she's (again) full of shit, will she disappear quietly for a while?

I'm guessing no.

Is it sad, funny, or interesting that OP writes and “sounds” just like Poo Shoes AND Trump? The Vegas references and the name dropping makes them completely interchangeable, no?

It does indeed turn out that dear little Poo was full of shit, to nobody's surprise. So much for all of those secret sources she was afraid to reveal.

Ha ha ha! I’ll say!

Well, it's not like any of us would have actually bet her, given her history of mental illness, but it is amusing just how stupid she was.

Oh, Poo! Where are you?

Where is Poo?

If she does show her saggy tits back on this thread, she will no doubt have moved the goal posts as she always does.

She started another thread, this time with these stupid theories about "volcanic activity" being responsible for the Malibu fires. She pulled this shit earlier this year with the Hawaiian volcano, as well.