Republicans Are Going Straight Down the Shitter in 2018 and Right-Wing Trolls on Datalounge Are Falling Apart

The only accurate polls are exit polls, OP. Enough with this bullshit.

Yes, in a few weeks they’ll just have the entire executive branch, the Supreme Court and the Senate. They must be quaking.

I'm torn. I'm a registered Dem in the state of NJ but I fucking hate that sleazy asshole Menendez. I know the Senate has to flip in order to make it a fair playing field but I just can't see myself voting for that scumbag.

I think Congress will become a Dem majority but talking to people I know, people aren't happy with Gov Murphy and are most definitely tired of Menendez. I just looked at the polls and he has a safe lead but I wonder how accurate those polls actually are.

I'm curious as to what others think about their respective state's chances.

OP are you the same guy who wrote last week saying Mahomes was gonna walk all over Brady?

Not that I don't want you to be right, but three weeks out is a bit early to be calling the election.

Registered voters in multiple states are being ripped from valid voter rosters.

No one has solved the Russian infestation of tampering with voting machines.

Stop being so smug, OP. Rethugs never quit. Evil never quits.

I'm not smug, I just think the Conservatrolls are pathetic with their desperate attempt to demoralize liberals when THEIR party is the failure in disarray, losing the House and public opinion polls on all 3 of r2's precious branches of power.

Republicans best represent the American values of callousness, violence, selfishness, mean-spiritedness, phony baloney piety, bullshit "patriotism" and brutality. That is why they win - they're the most American party. And also they cheat.

My prediction: Democrats gain control of the House, Republicans keep the Senate.

R3 is totally a Democrat, which is why he wrote so much about refusing to vote Dem.

Our elected officials don't represent the will of the majority, r7.

They represent a ripoff, two-party system, a rigged, Electoral College and extra representation allowed uneducated states because they wanted to preserve slavery when they wrote the Constitution.

Yes, our system is in dire need of reform. But the majority of Americans voted for Hillary Clinton in 2016, as they voted for Al Gore in 2000.

You may have a better representational system in Britain, but even Old Blighty has a similar problem with the "First Past the Post" system.

Republicunts will get spanked in 2018, it’s true, but every vote counts so the pressure to get out the vote must stay strong.

THEN the Nazi punching will really truly begin.

OP told everyone to shut up that Hillary would be president in 2016.

WATCH OUT for these false statements intended to make Democrats and Independents feel overly confident about the mid-terms. Trying to convince you that momentum is so great that your single vote doesn't matter/isn't needed.

EVERY ONE OF US has to vote and harass like-minded registered voters to get to the polls.

DON'T BE FOOLED!

I am a registered Dem, R9. Just because I don't want to send that scumbag back to DC for another six years does not make me some undercover operative. The affluent and the middle-class are fleeing in droves thanks to Gov Murphy and his bullshit policies. God forbid someone says something against a crooked Dem. Just fall in line, right?

I can't stand the state of politics in this country. Both sides have lost it and if you dare to say something that is not 100% affirmative about your political party you're treated like a leper. Fuck off and start thinking for yourself you mindless twit.

So, R3, you’re going to not vote, or vote for the Republican?

I'm still undecided, R15. I was registered as an Independent for years until 2008 when I had to declare a party to be able to vote in my state's primary. I voted for Hillary even though I believe Obama had pretty much won the primary race at that point.

I don't take this lightly but I'm really having my come to Jesus moment with this Melendez vote. He is so sleazy I just don't think I can push the button in good conscience.

Thanks

Vote for Democrats! They're assholes, but they're OUR assholes.

R17, let's say you found out the Dem candidate in your state was a pedo but golly gee we need for this Dem to win in order to help flip the house or the Senate. Would you still vote for that candidate?

[quote] let's say you found out the candidate in your state was a pedo but golly gee we need for this politician to win in order to help flip the house or the Senate. Would you still vote for that candidate?

Republicans sure would! And have, R19!

It still doesn't answer my question now does it, R20?

But what about the Republicans, R21? What about the fact that they voted for Roy Moore? What does that say about them? What about their morals? What do you think about that?

And remember independents are the biggest voting block. When I see polls that say 90 percent of republicans agree with trump it means nothing when republicans are only like 24 percent of voters.

Still haven’t answered R21

I'm still waiting for your answers, R24. My questions are better than yours.

OP, I can't shake the feeling that it is going to be the Republicans who persevere.

OP, I can't shake the feeling that R26 is a stupid cunt.

See, OP? ^^^^ Look at the type of "allies" that Democrats attract.

[quote] I'm still waiting for your answers, [R24]. My questions are better than yours.

I’ve never asked you a question

R21 did. And you respinded with whataboutism, which is not an answer

See, OP?^^^ I can't imagine why gay people would vote overwhelmingly Democrat afters decades of Republicans enacting anti-gay policies!

Why is the GOP so anti-gay, R29?

R19' your pedo question is fucking ridiculous. Just go fuck yourself, you republican troll.

Menendez is no saint, but he’s 100x better than the republican asswipe who’s now running ads implying that Menendez had sex with underage girls. The right is scum.

Same tune all the time @ R30. All these fantasies built up and then the election comes. And then inevitably the tears!

I’m with OP. Take a look around. Everywhere is getting record registration from eager voters who are fed up with the daily assault.

Repugs are recoiling and have no reason to vote. They’ve already got their tax cuts (as if this helps jim-bob, and their SC justice. They’ve got no good reason to bother.

It’s going to be a bloodbath for repugs.

R29, why are Republicans and the Trump administration rolling back important data collection on gay and lesbian populations?

Repugs always vote. Always.

R29, why are Republicans halting visas for same sex partners of US diplomats?

R19 - what state are you talking about? There is no evidence Menendez is a pedophile.

Republicans are so full of maralarky I can’t stand to be within 1000 yards of one.

They are like real life internet trolls.

Let’s hope they all pack up and go home.

Why are so many Rethugs rapists and child molesters?

Dems take over house but repugs keep senate.

Biggest question. Why are trump supporters so angry? They got everything they want.

because that black man is still a better president AND gave those useless fuckers healthcare.

Good question.

GUESS WHOSE REPUBLICAN F.U.D. OPS THREAD GOT SHUT DOWN?

SUCK IT, TROLL!

R14, don't be an insult troll. Have your point of view, fine, but don't insult others in the process.

Anyway, why have an issue with a Dem you don't fully support? Repubs do it all the time, that's how they push through their heinous agenda, they elect evil clowns like trump, McConnell, Graham, and Grassley just so they can have tax cuts and drive up the deficit at the expense of equality, fairness, and the environment.

I'm in a blue state, we have great Democratic representation in Sacramento and DC. Thankfully, I don't have to hold my nose to vote for any of them. But if I had to, at this point in time, I would. Too much destruction is happening under Repubs, they're cheating right out in the open.

I have NEVER seen the Trumpbots as active on DL as they have been the last few days. And it will sadly probably get worse until the midterms are over

Vlad adds a 3rd shift in the last two weeks before the election.

Count on it, r48. It's a critical election and both parties have partisans and trolls (paid and otherwise) out in full force. Always look for the actual data. And if they don't have any, fuck 'em.

The advantage to the Democrats, of course, is that they don't have to lie as blatantly.

the disadvantage for democrats is we don't have alternate facts like the kool team does

If the "gee I just don't know!" alleged Democrat is really a Democratic voter who has lived and voted in New Jersey for years and years, how come he doesn't know that it's "Menendez" and not "Melendez"?

This is why everyone should, however reluctantly, vote for Bob Menendez in NJ. The fool in here trying to swing it to Hugin is a troll.

If you want better candidates, vote for them in the primary. Once the primary is over, you only have two choices. If you don't like either one, vote for the one that will do the least damage. It really isn't all that difficult to comprehend, although it seems to be beyond a few individuals.

Sounds like October 2016, OP. And we know how that turned out.

No, the Democrats are huddled together in their pink vagina hats singing kum-ba-yah, weeping and hopin'.

While the Republicans have about 20 tools with which to rig the election. Do you really think they're going to sit by and lose everything? This is war.

The Rethugs have been drunk on Trump for the past two years while we, the people who lost our fucking minds in November of 2016 when TrumPutin stole the election, have been working and organizing and registering voters and on and on the whole time.

Oh, Rethuglicans were just getting into their ground game a couple of weeks ago? That's nice.

We will crush you in the House and I think we'll take the Senate too. Trumpanzees have no idea how much they and their dear leader are despised in this country. They think Fux is telling them the truth.

SHART TED

That Beto dude is a nutter. Really, he seems unbalanced.

The Democratic candidates are just not there. Beto will lose in Texas only because he's a weak candidate.

It's a shame, because it seems the enthusiasm is out there to oust the Republicans- but we have junk to work with.

It's going to be a slew of near-misses. And a very bleak winter.

R58, you really need to up your game, as that was some pretty pathetic trolling.

he's a newbie vlad just hired for the election

It'll a true-to-form election where the youth vote will talk, talk, talk and sit at home. The quite correctly angry women will sit at home. The angry African Americans will stay away. The gays? Oh, too busy. White men will dominate and the Republicans will win.

Because democrats *love* to talk - but we can't organize a damn bake sale. We confuse endless talking for action, talking to each other on CNN and MSNBC for "change". Preaching to the east and west coast who already vote Democratic for winning the midwest and south.

Because there's no sucker easier to take than the one who wants to be taken in.

thanks for you input boris

I'll be shocked if Democrats take back the house. Everything is so fucking rigged and nothing has been done to correct it.

we'll take that into consideration natasha, how are the perogi tonight?

R14, To opine in the manner you are betrays enormous ignorance of basic Republicanism. Republicans want to DESTROY the entire Social Contract; privatize everything public in order to commit grand larceny; impoverish millions; oh, just GTH.

I heard a Soviet diplomat once give a good answer for such as the pedo question, above:

“That is hypothetical question, I am practical man.”

It’s better with Russian accent.

[quote] R48: I have NEVER seen the Trumpbots as active on DL as they have been the last few days. And it will sadly probably get worse until the midterms are over

Well, I never!

Haha, ok, seriously, in the last election, 80% or more of the Trumpbots disappeared right after the election. It was very strange; but convincing, as to Russian or other Conservative interference.

Now they're attempting to bomb Clinton's house?

Fuckers; reichwing Nazis need to be jailed en masse.

Without Russian interference and the GOP not playing dirty (yeah right, like the Republican Party and senators will play fair *LOL*) both the Senate and the House will have the biggest majority of members of the Democratic Party in US history.

Independent voters are SO abandoning Trump in 2020!

R3 is why the Republicans are in complete control of the country. Democrats — at least the trolls who call themselves Democrats — worry, worry, worry about the fact that the Democrat running is not as pure as the driven snow, and withhold their votes as a result. Republicans, on the other hand, excuse even the most egregious behavior (see: Roy Moore) and pull the lever for their man because they understand that the place to take care of problems like Menendez is from a position of power and not when you have, literally, none.

Are y'all registered to flush?

That's what they want you to believe, OP. But I'm getting the creepy sensation that they are crouching to the side, giggling. That it's going to be a red wave thanks to vote hacking finagling. Then they can attribute it to Trump's supposed popularity or the good economy or some shit.

Do you think these corrupt people would just sit back and see what voters do? Leave it to chance?

If they tamper with a citizen's right to vote we need to burn this fucking country to the ground. To. The. Ground.

They need to be punished for all the bombing attempts. Thank god they are worthless and incompetent.

Republicans wouldn’t be able to make it out the door without government assistance. Betwee govenment contacts and farm welfare they are way too dependent on Uncle Sam.

I blocked R3 and R21 disappeared too. Repugnant troll trying to put people off voting blue straight down the line in NJ. I don't like Mendendez either, but I hate nazis more.

Vote blue all the way down and the rest will work itself out through a healthy democracy.

Change is a-comin'!

Vote all Dems, bitches. You deplorables know you want to, the winning only made you more miserable and triggered.

The Senate will focus solely on confirming judges for the next two years until every vacancy is filled.

Bad news, guys.

Claire McCaskill has been losing her senate seat in the last, 3 statewide polls of Missouri.

She has shrunk the margin down to .5% and Democrats will still make a net gain in the Senate, but Democrats may not get to 50 senate seats tomorrow.

R80, that's not quite correct. it's not really "the last three statewide polls." All seven of the current polls listed in RCP were over similar time ranges, with only a couple of days separating them. A 0.5% difference in the aggregate polling is just noise. Basically, the race is a tie, as it's been for some time. Considering that Hawley was +2 on October 29th, it's good news that there has been movement in McCaskill's direction.

Per FiveThirtyEight, both Emerson and Trafalgar lean Republican, by the way, and they still have this as a very slight edge for McCaskill. If Missouri sees anything like a blue wave, even a small one, McCaskill will win.

Massive ballot fraud and voter supression going on in multiple states.

Rethugs will not stop at any crime.

McCaskill has the benefit of incumbency, too, r81, which I always figured would secure her win.

But Missouri has a lot of Donald Trump's white trash army of suckers, and Trump has been fapping them into a frenzy over the prospect of getting to shoot and kill illegal immigrants, which really turns them on.

Looks like we had some pwecious widdle Wepublipussies flame out the thread!

Just like they're going to flame out at the ballot box today!

What's the matter, Wepublipussies? Can't handle the twooth? "Twoothiness, take the wheel!" they cry!

[quote] the rest will work itself out through a healthy democracy.

A “healthy” democracy shouldn’t be based on a very limited choice (passing the ball between the same old 2 parties for all eternity). A “healthy” democracy should also include more “direct democracy” elements, which place checks on the representatives by giving more policy-setting power to the citizens themselves.

But until the system is reformed, r85, those Republicans need to go straight down the shitter!

Virginia flushes the first Deplorable — Barbara Comstock!

Buh-bye, bitch!

r84 there is no need for juvenility.

Oh, Donna!

Shalala flushes Ileana Ros-Lehtinen!

Buh-bye, Ileana Ros-Lehtinen, you SHRILL, WARMONGERING CUNT!

Rick Saccone goes straight down the shitter!!!

Bye, Saccone!

Mary Scanlon flushes Pearl Kim!!!

Annyeong, Pearl Kim!

Mikie Sherrill flushes Jay Webber!

Bye, Jay!

Haley Stevens flipped Michigan's 11th district!

Stevens just Made America Great Again by FLUSHING Lena Epstein!

Bye, Lena Epstein and Dave Trott!

Don't let the shitter pipes hit you on the way down!

Governor-Elect Laura Kelly just flushed Kris Kobach in the DEEP, RED STATE OF KANSAS!

Bye, Kris Kobach!

A queer Native American just flushed the Deplorable Kevin Yoder in the deep-red, Trump state of Kansas!

Susan Wild flushes Pat Browne!

Browne is for toilets!

Elaine Luria just flushed Scott Taylor!

Democrats only need 9 more wins to gain the House!

Buh-bye, Scott!

Former NFL star Colin Allred JUST FLUSHED THE CHAIRMAN OF THE HOUSE RULES COMMITTEE, Pete Sessions!

Since Sessions let the sewer conduct all his sessions, Pete will now conduct Sessions in the sewer.

BUH-BYE!

thank you, flushing troll.

Chrissy Houlahan just flushed another crotchety, Deplorable fart!

Light a match on the way down, McCauley!

Dean Phillips flushed another incumbent Deplorable, Erik Paulsen!

DEMOCRATS WON THE HOUSE ALREADY!!!!!

Surprise flush!

Max Rose ensures that incumbent Deplorable Dan Donovan will be sleeping with the rest of the turds!

Mucarsel-Powell helps Florida kick Curbelo to the Curb!

Join the chorus, Curbello!

Three-term Deplorable Rodney Davis won't stagnate that toilet water anymore in Illinois, thanks to Betsy Londrigan!

Bye, Rodney!

Anthony Brindisi just unclogged another seat in Congress!

Bye, Former Congresswoman Claudia Tenney!

Antonio Delgado just helped with those clogged toilets in New York!

Hip-hopphobia didn't work for John Faso.

Now there's no more fussing over Faso!

Two toxic terms was enough for Wisconsin firebrand Governor Scott Walker!!

No, Governor Walker, you don't get to be President.

You get to Walk STRAIGHT DOWN THE SHITTER!!

This thread is bringing me a lot of joy.

"Captain! Sensors indicate a critical buildup of blue tachyon pulses in Sector Gamma Five by stardate 2020. If they continue at this rate, THE TOXIC ANOMALY IS GOING STRAIGHT DOWN THE SHITTER!"

Dana rohrbacker will have to clog some Russian commodes from now on.

He got flushed right down the shitter!

Kim Davis is gone, even though she's too fat to go down the shitter!

When the sitting, Republican Speaker of the House resigns before the election, you know your President is a corrupt, scumbag with no confidence from party colleagues who secretly know better.

AND NOW, A SITTING ATTORNEY GENERAL FOR THE PRESIDENT ALSO RESIGNS HIMSELF DOWN THE SHITTER!

Buh-bye, Jeff Sessions!

Nevada prefers Jacky Rosen to its past, Republican mistakes.

So much for Trump's short-lived streak in the Senate.

Dean Heller went STRAIGHT DOWN THE SHITTER!

Nevada CORPSE elected!

GOPigs elcted a fuckin' pimp's CORPSE!

We're coming after you, you orange piece of shit. YOU'RE NEXT!!!

Jeff Flake flakes out of Arizona's Senate seat as he loses to a queer in a deep red state.

Hope that Kavanaugh vote was worth it, bitch!

These Nazis are just flushing themselves.

This thread gives a lot of credence to the idea that the garbage regressive people on the extreme left have taken over the Democratic Party. This doesn’t bode well for 2020. Especially with Hillary running.

“The garbage regressive people?” Ah, ok. You sound normal.

BRING ON 2020, when the Senate tossups aren't mostly in red states anymore!

The G.O.P. has to defend more seats than Democrats in 2020, plus, voter turnout is larger in Presidential election years, which means MORE REPUBLICANS ARE GOING STRAIGHT DOWN THE SHITTER IN 2020 AND DEMOCRATS WILL TAKE OVER THE SENATE, BITCH!

Bring it on! I can't WAIT for 2020!

This is the problem with the regressive, neo-Nazi right:

Putin and the Mercers can't afford to bribe EVERYBODY!

Watch Kavanaugh's cunt Susan Collins of Maine go straight down the shitter in 2020!!

CALLING IT NOW!

[quote]regressive people on the extreme left

Do you have any idea what words mean?

Cory Gardner of Colorado is ALSO going straight down the shitter in 2020, for Deplorable, UnAmerican activities and the proper relocation of his shit-eating grin!

R139 crawled up outta the shitter.

LITERALLY right down the shitter.

Trump's Acting Attorney General was an active participant in a scam company that marketed "masculine toilets"

Fun thread.

Cue one up for the outgoing Homeland sec.

Maine just added Bruce Poliquin straight down the shitter, just like they're going to do to with Susan "Kavanaugh Can Rape Me" Collins!

Buh-bye, Bruce!

Save spaces for Trump and Susan Collins in 2020!

I see Miss Lindsey is hedging her bets. After being Trump's butt bitch when it came to Kavanaugh, he's now trying to dispel that lingering stench by supporting Mueller.

R151 he says that now because McConnell won't bring the bill up for a vote. If by some miracle McConnell changes his mind, the Senatrice will suddenly find something wrong with it.

Why isn’t Mitch being roasted for obstructing justince and blocking the will of the people.

He is not king.

R153, he's busy fretting about the Dems not being bipartisan enough while he blocks a bipartisan bill.

Mitt Romney should challenge this old bag of bones.

When in doubt about the Republicans, remember Nixon's stunt in '68 when Johnson was trying to pull his October surprise to get the North Vietnamese to the Paris Treaty Talks. Then remember again what Nixon pulled in '72 with Watergate.

There's absolutely nothing the Republicans will not do to overthrow the government of the United States.

The right-wing trolls are grasping at the "Election Night 2016" thread for comfort and stories of upset Democrats to beat off to.

Let's remind them Republicans have nothing but SHITTERS to look forward to for the next 8 years at least!

The Liberal Misery Troll is really desperate. Notice how the Election Night 2016 thread was bumped for no reason a year after it died:

Oh, look! Another Nazi Propaganda Troll is lying again!

Well, well, well, it looks like the same thing is happening for 2020 and it's still only 2019!

Trump's impeachment, the repeated crimes and convictions of senior officials in his administration plus the voters' disgust put the G.O.P. in an even worse position than 2018 when they lost the House.

But look how the right-wing propaganda trolls are out in force on DL today! Manufacturing more straw men like wars on Christmas and Thanksgiving in the hopes of deflecting.

It's pathetic and sad.