John Mayer

His IG live last night, he's going to make this a series every sunday (not next one though because he has a concert)

On Jimmy Kimmel last week

Performing New Light on Kimmel

So boring

dull

He's gonna have an intimate show on October 24 in LA for iHeartRadio. It's gonna be Livestreamed on YouTube too.

Forgot to mention the horrible racism.

I never liked him, yet now I find him fuckable.

When does his cam show start?

He's lost what little looks he had.

You never lose a meaty 8 1/2 inch dick.

He still could get it

Sexy AF, talented writer, cool guy, witty. Should hate him for super straight white guy privilege but he makes it work - not overly PC signaling, respectful, wacky. A great persona - no idea about the actual person.

He had something wrong with him and gained weight for awhile but now he seems to be fine and thin again.

r13 Mayyybe not so straight after all, you should check out the threads about Shawn Mendes and him.

Also his comments on Post Malone's IG today

I'd place John Mayer face-down and make him squeal like a baby pig.

He’s gay baiting with the Sean Mendes and Andy Cohen stuff. Real cool, wacky guy. His idiot fans deserve him.

Going through his fat stage. Big flabby stomach.

r17 He's been friends with Cohen for years, how's that gay baiting and what would he gain from that he already has a name in the industry.

John will be 41 this October 16th and has never been married.

**********

I'm not proud of the fact I find him sexy but I find him sexy. Very kissable lips that I'd love to feel wrapped around my dick

Smokey Eye Tutorial

And skin care routine lmao

John Mayer once sat on my face. It was good.

R25 Some more details you want to share with us Shawn?

R24 He has major gayface and gay voice.

He gave me gayface after he sat on mine.

My hot gay nephew loves John Meyer and says John is GOALS

r23 Mayer seems to like makeup a little too much

He sat on MY face!

Also these are hilarious

“ 'New Light' just passed 100 million Spotify streams and is officially a gold single"

Also on his stories today lmao

JM turns 41 this Tuesday.

2nd Instagram show last night with special guest Charlie Puth

"Are you guys dating?" "Yeah it be like that sometimes" lmao (0:52 min)

I hate the truly ugly facial expressions he makes when he plays guitar. I can't watch because I'm so embarrassed for him.

r40 Ha he's actually aware of that, they ask him about it here at15:37 (but he really answers at around 16:25)

He did a short Instagram on Saturday 10/13 about peeling an orange (it was actually a clementine). Start at around the 1:06 mark when he states "I'm really bored, and I'm lonely," Maybe he is lonely for Shawn? Or, maybe was a girlfriend? It is hard to believe that either of these things would be difficult for a smart, good-looking, successful and talented guy like JM. What's the problem? Please weigh in DLers.

oops forgot the link!

r42 He often complains about being lonely and he's single, so no gf. But yeah, idk what the problem could be for him to find someone.

Someone linked a tarot reading they did of John (in relation w Shawn Mendes) in another thread, and they say something like he may have some trouble with his sexuality or something like that (i don't remember correctly) and then there was Perez Hilton years ago also saying something along those lines, but who knows.

I really think he's bisexual though, but like most of them, when it comes to settle down he sees himself with a woman, and obviously that isn't working for him or maybe some guy is making him think otherwise (ok now I'm tinhatting),

R44: I remember the tarot reading. The reader said it was something to do with his genitalia and not his sexuality per se, if I recall. Could he have the STD version of Bubonic Plague? I'll find the link and re-post.

Here's the reading (sorry I dropped the poster's number while copying and pasting):

We need to do a reading on Shawn Mendes and John Mayer. I somewhat get a feel John has some sexual frustration (I'm not talking about sexual inclinations) like there is actually something wrong with the body. I just don't know what. I concentrated on John and got a picture of a naked John covering his privates. Medical ailment? There are feelings of unworthiness there, I wonder if it's his sexual prowess that contributes to his feelings of worthiness. I get a sense of desperation and melancholy with him. Like I can see him waking up at night going outside and cursing the wind for not having someone with him, like a wife/partner. Frustration. Shawn's admiration for John is genuine, if not over the top, but genuine. I ask if he is in love with John, I get no answer. Stubborn boy. Strange, I see him dress as a bride. Is that what he is shooting for? Maybe it means he wants to be there for John, be like his right hand? Caretaker? He genuinely admires John and wants to be there for him, John has an ego the size of a cruise ship. I literally see John's ego coming out of his chest and engulfs a large cruise ship like in a bubble . However the ego as big as it is is quite fragile. I wonder if Shawm, who is quite intuitive, has red on that and that's why he has approached Mayer as a fangurl of sorts. Exploiting the ego, right there at Mayer's G spot. He won him. I'm just going to ask if Shawn is gay. I mean no intrusion, no judgement. It's just genuine curiosity. I'm using the Enchanted World cards from Zener and Farber. Root: Tower Internal: Two of Hearts External: Hanged Man Hidden underneath: The Empress Truth: Prince of Hearts. The prince of hearts Usually in a reading you pick up a card or two that stands out and brings you that moment of "aha. That's what it means" but this particular reading flows so well every card is importan and connects with the other. The truth is that he is closeted: Tower (Root Position) + Hanged Man(External) and the Empress in the underneath position tells me he is almost, I want to say, ready to come out. In this particular deck the Empress is not pregnant but it's still the card of rebirth, possibilities, and truths coming out. Two swans interlock looks while two hearts are suspended in the air, the card of being in love and romance. He is in love, with who? He wouldn't tell me earlier in the reading. He could very well be in love with two different people. These two hearts [shown in the Illustration of the 2 of Hearts] one has a starry night. That could very well be John Mayer. The bohemian and romantic poet. However, the other heart has bids almost creating a phallic symbol within the heart. The color of this second heart almost resembles the fabric of jeans. This hearth represents the complete opposite of a bohemian. A younger more lively person? I want two say this card is representing two different people. One for sure representing John Mayer. The Prince of Hearts in the Truth position talks of a good hearted man carrying his heart in his sleave (displayed for all two see as he carries his heart on his left hand). This sensitive man rides his hoarse and is search of love. Shawn has beautiful energy. I don't know if John loves him back, John carries insecurities, but if he just allowed himself freedom, Shawn could very well fill that half empty bed in John's bedroom. It would be up to him of course. see offsite link on eonline.com —Anonymous

[quote] I wonder if it's his sexual prowess that contributes to his feelings of worthiness. I get a sense of desperation and melancholy with him. Like I can see him waking up at night going outside and cursing the wind for not having someone with him, like a wife/partner. Frustration.

I think is basically this. Too bad the reader never came back to do another one just on John

Today is John Mayer's 41st Birthday!

I'd love to have my way with him BUT it's tough to get past the fact that Giada De Laurentiis had her mouth and cooch on him. Yuck.

I'll bet he's a really flexible bottom.

r49 Who?

Anyway I just ignore his past self

I think he's sexy AF and would do him anytime - anyday.

From a few days ago, talking to some young guys. Idk what he was saying but the boy he's talking to seems very flattered

From the same day lmao

Why doesn't he market a dildo of his dick?

I still think he's sexy as fuck....Shawn is so lucky to have him pounding his ass

He is not gay, you fumb fkin weirdos. I have friends in the industry.

He fucked a couple loads into a gorgeous male friend of mine who is "in the industry". My friend didn't ask if he was gay or not. We really don't care, do you?

More details please R58!

It's pretty much common knowledge in the music and entertainment industry that John Mayer swings both ways.

IDK how anyone can still find him attractive save his talent. If you saw him on the street and didn't know he is a guitar genius, you'd not look twice.

r57= concerned frau

Maybe we should bring back this interview where he very openly gushes about Shawn

""square-jawed"

"strapping Clark Kent"

"more star power than any movie star I've ever met in my life"

"sweet guy"

"so much to give the world"

"fantastic"

"highly-compacted star dust"

"heart throb"

"rosy-cheeked"

He even noticed he was a bit intense there and in a IG live he said to Shawn that he 'went off a little too much' on his love for him, "60 % was about your musicality and your friendship but 40% was about your physicality and maybe that was a little too much". But then he went on praising him a bit more

John Mayer @ 41...

Here is John celebrating his birthday at a sushi restaurant. His eyes look sad. This boy needs a mate!

We all know that he’ll never be anywhere near to filling Jerry Garcia’s shoes, but if he could get the balls to try then D&Co would be a much better show

He's something special and weird and douchey and brilliant. This was soon after his vocal surgery and he took on this song for Letterman. He screws up the lyrics and rushes it vocally at times, but keep an open mind - it's great and strangely moving. He's a great guitarist and I dig his singing style too.

And hell yes he's sexy as fuck but my dude has to hit the gym. He's too soft and anemic looking....part of his appeal, I know.

r67 He's not that scrawny now though. (Granted this was from last year, there's not so many recent pictures of him shirtless it seems)

New livestream this sunday, with musical guest Cautious Clay (who I don't really know tbh)

Has he ever talked about his foreskin?

On his Instagram Live story last night his guest was Cazzie David, Pete Davidson's ex. I didn't watch so thought her appearance was interesting. Anyone know anything?

Hot guy but sings with marbles in his mouth.

R71 Here's the whole thing, I think is also up on his Insta.

What makes Mayer unattractive to me is his yellowish pallor and the ever present dark circles and bags under his eyes. He looks like he has a chronic disease.

His version of XO destroyed me to a melting puddle of a blubbering MARY! I had no idea it was Beyoncé song. Love him or hate him, he is talented.

I think it was already posted here, but he's having an intimate show on the 24th and it will be livestreamed on Youtube

Mashup of Mercy/ In Your Atmosphere with Shawn Mendes

Link for the livestream of his show tonight

So he's slept with apparently 500 women. I wonder how many men.

r79 That's not really what he said, media as expected, absolutely twisted it. On his livestream the other day this girl he had as a guest asked him to blink twice if he slept with more than 800 people, he didn't, so she said, blink if you slept with over 500, and again he didn't. They never said women specifically either, just 'people'

Watch at 21:23 min

That makes more sense. Of course the media would try to straightwash

He is a carb face with a putty nose.

[quote]yellowish pallor and the ever present dark circles and bags under his eyes.

Uh-oh.

OMG, James Woods did it!

Ooops, wrong thread! Hehe

He seemed depressed/low energysinging his new song, and the song is kind of depressing as well.

Can't be worse than that fucking "Daughters" piece of shit.

r86 I kinda like it though

New time for the live today

Cute little John in a yearbook (don't know what year)

It has been said before he has serious hygiene issues, and a bad case of untreated athlete's foot. Maybe he's cleaned up his act since finding sobriety, yet he looks as if he smells bad.

He be talented

r90 Considering this is his skin care routine I doubt those hygiene issues rumors

^ * r91

R93 Believe what you like, but I have seen paparazzi tease him in LA about his foot-funk and even give him an aerosol can of Tinactin once. You may be able to YouTube it. There once was a similar stunt on TMZ, yet Mayer ignored the hecklers and wouldn't take the can. Think it was Lamisil on the TMZ clip.

Remember the video of a paparazzi giving him a container of Quell? Legendary.

R96 His lack of hygiene seems to be well known. Who would want to hook up with someone who doesn't like to bathe?

He is huge fun....and shares the peen with kool men

Oh, CHRIST. Now John Mayer--who has literally banged EVERY female celebrity within the last 20 years--is gay?

I hope Shawn likes white supremacist peen.

r99 Bisexuality is a thing you know

he is hung big

he can do what the fuk he wants to

If you follow him on Instagram you'd see he regularly flirts with guys too. There's a guy (I think he's a singer of some indie band or something) that commented on his pictures all the time, things like 'you look amazing dad", "you're perfect", etc and John started to follow him after he commented "you have my heart" or something like that. John also likes his pictures.

And is no secret that he also flirts with Shawn Mendes and Post Malone

[quote]Could he have the STD version of Bubonic Plague?

He got it from Andy Cohen for sure.

I believe he has legit fallen in love with Shawn Mendes.

Whether they are fucking or not, or whether Shawn is into him is up for speculation.

r105 Oh Shawn is definitely into him as well, after all they met because he relentlessly 'stalked' him on Twitter for several years.

Some of those tweets...

(Even more) twinky Shawn being a fangirl

I don't get what it is about Sean Mendez. Does nothing for me. Bye Gurl Falesha

What is John Mayer’s ethnic background?

He looks a bit “adjacent” at times.

r110 Just white as far as I know

His performance for Mac Miller's tribute last night was amazing. Definitely one, if not the best of the night.

Great rendition of Small Worlds

And Gravity

He's still a good looking guy, whether he looks 35, 37 or 45.

From 2009:

[quote] "Notorious womanizer John took a step over to the other side on Saturday when he stopped by Toucan’s Tiki Lounge, a popular gay club in Palm Springs. And according to an eyewitness there was more than just drinking and dancing going on – John even made out with a guy!

[quote] John was having a great time at the club, going wild to The Black Eyed Peas 'I Gotta Feeling' – being the center of attention as he downed beer and toasted his fellow revelers, men and girls alike. But the jaw dropper was when, according to an eyewitness, a fellow male patron approached John and planted a big kiss right on his lips – and John seemed to enjoy it! The eyewitness says that that was when the whole place erupted and cheered."

Not the first time either. Kissing Adam Levine...

And Perez Hilton

JM really has to come out of the closet and let his inner ga y uot!

gay out . oops

OMG - WHo in their right mind would kiss Perez Hilton? Who knows where that mouth has been???!!?

r120 Well, he used to drink a lot, so I'm sure he wasn't on his right mind at the time.

From the Andy Cohen's thread Mayer's comment on Cohen's baby announcement post

R117 Why is Adam wearing tennis skirt? Not a stan either, but Room For Squares is still one of my all time favorites. And regarding John's loneliness: I think he has the "grass is always greener" syndrome, which is why he sleeps around so much.

Is John Mayer Cohen's baby daddy ?? That would be so like Mayer to have a baby with a gay man.

Andy and JM in New Canaan CT tonight. Guess he brought Andy to his family for Xmas.

Damn, baby

You frustrate me

I know you're mine all mine all mine

But you look so good it hurts sometimes

Your body is a wonderland

Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)

Your body Is a wonderland

I just realized, John took Cohen to his Christmas family gathering as his plus one. He's the fucking dad !!!

Do you think they are a "couple" or will he just be the Dad?

Isn’t Cohen allegedly in a relationship? Why would he be having a child with John Mayer?

Who is Cohen in a relationship with?

[quote]will he just be the Dad?

I think he'll be just the part time dad. John clearly likes them younger than Cohen.

I don’t know. He said on Howard Stern that he’s been involved with someone for a while.

Never understood his sex symbol status, I find him terribly fug. His facial expressions remind me of a special ed kid.

Retards are the best fucks!

lol John has not been with anyone significant in some time. The closest he has had to a relationship is... err Cohen?

They have this weird bromance going on. Ticktok, time is running out for both of them to form a family. Gay men used to have kids with their hags all of the time. I guess there's a possibility there could be a similar arrangement between the two.

John Mayer’s entire life is hanging out with gay men, and posting on Instagram.

What R135 said AND "mentoring" young twink singers/songwriters.

Here's another pic of John out and about in CT.

Come out, John. Come out of that ugly closet!

Hot guy, horrible music.

"Bigger Than My Body" is on the October 2003 Gap In-Store Playlist!

Hmmm..interesting advice from John's Q&A

[quote] find another shitti boi

...and that he did

Everyone wants his pink penis!. It's pink, and therefore it's superior! No one (and I can assure you absolutely NO ONE) thinks he has an absolutely ordinary, nothing body, without any muscles at all. NO ONE thinks that, after all, his body if PINK. The correct color for a stringy, muscle-free body. NO ONE thinks John looks at all nerdy, of course not, he's everyone's definition of handsome, after all he looks like John Mayer and he's PINK! Oh God, please let me touch John Mayer and his absence of muscles. It's the fact that he's been so incredibly lazy not to develop any muscularity, that turns me on so much. And that he's pink! We can sit around making fun of the way black women look, and how they're not anywhere near pretty enough for precious John, with his nerd face and muscle-free body!

He's definitely with his family, based on this IG story, so I guess he took Andy with him.

R136 And as you can see in that picture twinks are a big part of his fanbase, there are thousands of them doing covers of his songs all over SM too. All he has to do is point and pick.

[quote]twinks are a big part of his fanbase, there are thousands of them doing covers of his songs all over SM too. All he has to do is point and pick.

Yup, just put #johnmayer on Intagram and hundreds of twinks come up doing covers of his songs. Well, it must be great being John Mayer. He has at his disposal and endless chain of hot twinks waiting to become his muses if he only looked their way.

r141 Are you ok there? Did you have an stroke? It's not a duty for men to have muscles you know, his body tends to be on the lanky side, which is completely fine to me and he has great arms

There's an authenticated John Mayer turd 350 miles from you, r144. All you have to do is get on your knees and crawl there, over broken glass, before someone else gets it. Imagine the deliciousness of eating an actual John Mayer turd! Get crawling, I know you don't want to miss out!

I think took Andy to his family gather to officially present him as his baby mama.

Awwww

R141 he's a cute guy. He doesn't need to be buff. Also, he apologized. Just like Kevin Hart. Let it go now.

[quote]Everyone wants his pink penis!. It's pink, and therefore it's superior!

His pink penis isn’t HIV-infected like most dark penis.

r141 I see the Lipstick Alley is leaking again...

To think Shawn Mendes was one of those twinks r143 And Alec Benjamin too, who John's so into lately

Shawn Mendes singing a Free Fallin' cover by "John Mayer or Tom Petty or whatever" on a bedroom on YouTube is the absolute encapsulation of the decline of rock music over the past 30 years.

Shawn is pure trash. Almost as craptastic as Cardi B.

So he's gay?

Giada is an anorexic with 72 teeth. Trash.

I'm trying to think of an example of another straight celeb pussyhound who spends all his free time with gay guys. Mark Consuelos is the only other example that comes to mind.

But John is single unlike Mark.

Oh, and Mark isn't known to be a pussyhound.

Giada Di Laurentiis is pure trash.

I wouldn’t let her anywhere near my dick. She has too many teeth.

I wonder if John makes his tricks beg on all fours for his dick.

That new twink Alec acts a little retarded. What a kinky bitch John is....

[quote]That new twink Alec acts a little retarded. What a kinky bitch John is....

John knows the “spectrum-y” twinks are the nastiest in bed.

R11 he's not cut, and I am not a Mayer fan but he's either hetero or bisexual, and he's used a lot of drugs with the guys who were in the grateful dead who are now in the cash grab band dead co.

R91 he's not sober he smokes pot and uses other drugs, and if you are sober you don't do that.

[quote]I'm trying to think of an example of another straight celeb pussyhound who spends all his free time with gay guys

The also-unwashed James Franco?

Dork is right. Josh Groban is adorkable, but John Mayer is just dork.

R162 I don't know what you're exactly replying to, but he is sober now , he doesn't drink anymore. I'm sure he smokes pot, but he said in one of his ig lives that he never did coke nor pshychedelics and actually threaten to sue if someone 'dose' him , like the Grateful Dead fans want to. And I think he's being sincere.

Also he's involved in a lot of rumors, like the one at r152 that's from 2014 btw, that aren't true at all, just this year there were rumors of him dating Halsey that both of them denied when she was on his show. Or that time media completely twisted that he slept with 500 women

On Cohen's stories

So is Cohen fucking Mayer, or is Mayer fucking the twink, or is it all one big happy threesome??

r167 I think Cohen and Mayer are just friends and John seems to be into twinks

John is Andie's rebound....best friend. And now Andy has taken advantage of Mayer's loyalty by emotionally blackmailing him into being the father of his baby, Andy played his cards right and now Mayer is even taking him to mom to make it official.

John also likes twinks though...we'll see.

He's also very tall which is also appealing to many. No Napoleanonic complex.

Why wouldn't Andy father his own baby?

r171 I think they mean John could be co-parenting? (at least that's what I understand, because obviously it'd be Andy's baby)

[quote]Why wouldn't Andy father his own baby?

Any's sperm is 50 years old. No Down syndrome babies for a man like Andy Cohen. Plus how is he going to tie in Mayer if not by using his Sperm.

Fuck, he's adorable

That time he went to a gay bar with Frank Ocean

He looks scared and uncomfortable.

r176 Nah it seems like he's clocking the people around. Plus is not his first rodeo, he went to gay clubs several times with Andy Cohen, also see r115

Maybe this bothered John when he was a teen girl idol 15 years ago. He had enough power to buck his record label and release more blues CDs such as Continuum. Then he blew out his vocal cord and had to rest for about a year. His new CDs are more acoustic because he had to change his singing style. At this point, he’s played 100 shows with the Dead and his name is above the dividing line with Bob, Mickey and Bill. He’s proved himself to Dead fans and no one cares who he sleeps with. Bob Weir said he dreamed of a 65 year old gray hair John Mayer leading the Dead after Bob and the original members are dead.

On his story. It does seem like he uses that emoji a lot

R165 in this interview he mentions trips or tripping and that means taking acid or mushrooms. He also was really into ecstasy and coke in the late 90s/early 2000s but who wasn't?

"I remember every trip I ever took. I remember every thought I ever had when I laid there."

Seems like he has revised history.

r180 Oh yeah, I'm sure he has "experimented" a bit back in the day. He did say he never did coke though. And he answered this recently on his stories

Also this. He said the same ("Dose me and I'll sue") in a live too. Of course he's a 41 y.o grown man now and it seems like he left his 'wild ' years behind

Mayer at a NYE party

John just liked Timothee Chalamet's pictures on IG. He sure likes twinks...

Oh uh, it can only mean one thing, John is already plotting of ways to her Timmy into bed.

Oh Lord, DL will probably implode if Timmy and Shawny start beefing over John

What's wrong with his lips?

[quote]DL will probably implode if Timmy and Shawny start beefing over John

It would be DL's wet dream to see two hot twinks fighting over an eldergay...

[quote]Or maybe he can do them both at once like a pimp

Yes, please.

This basically confirms Mayer is into guys (especially twinks) I mean, he doesn't seem to know Chalamet personally and is not like he's from the music industry either, so there's not really other reason for JM to follow/like his pictures other than because he likes him.

I wonder if he'd watched CMBYN? Then again that's probably why he knows about him in the first place, like everyone else.

Maybe it wasn't all acting when he said he fucks dudes too in this movie after all...(0:37 min.)

Of course he is into twinks and why shouldn't he? Look at all the twinks throwing themselves at him on social media. He would be an idiot not to take a few deeps here and there.

JM do you love me?

Enough of Tumorthy Chalamet and AleX whatshisface. It's all about ME.

[quote] Of course he is into twinks and why shouldn't he? Look at all the twinks throwing themselves at him on social media

I think he gets off on all those young boys idolizing him. And you're right, just watch this guy being so starstruck and grateful just because he let him hold his guitar lmao (and you can tell JM loves that) . And look at the comments, full of dudes saying their jealous and he's so lucky for meeting John

*they're

JM lets me play with his guitar all the time.

r196 Yeah I'm sure he lets you play with a lot of his things...

Yassss R197, I'm a lucky hoe.

The Shawn Mendes troll is ruining this thread. Don't take over the thread bitch.

So what became of Alec ?? Will Mayer keep contact with him or has he already moved on to the latest twink?

Alec is yesterday’s news. There are younger, hotter twinks on JM’s radar.

r199 He keeps liking Alec's pictures on IG. I hope they collab or something soon. Btw Alec has his own thread

John Mayer is smart to latch onto young guys to keep himself relevant. He has a young vibe for a 41yo, and surely likes being around fresh young people.

Spoke to a young friend (straight female, age 22) whose theory is that JM does want to stay relevant AND connects only with young male musicians via IG because to do so with young females may seem predatory, given that he is 41. OTOH, I think it's because he is gay and into twinks.

R203 Ok, no offense, but ofc that'd be the theory of a frau that doesn't want him to be anything else that 100% hetero. And it'd be valid, except he addressed this issue several times before, one of them on this interview with RS.

^ From this interview.

r203 Nah, he sang with Alessia Cara on stage, I think he went to a Lennon Stella (she cites him as one of her influences) concert before, talked about how great Melanie Faye is, also his friendship with Halsey etc. and he follows all of them on IG. It just seems that he has a "special connection" with Shawn Mendes (and now Alec Benjamin).

He could still came off as predatory with young men, especially if he keeps talking about SM's body like he does, but i don't think he gives a shit.

Forgot to add, he doesn't need to connect with any young artist to stay relevant with young people, because he's already a legend among them (especially aspiring singers/guitarists). His segment was one of the best at Mac Miller's tribute, just watch the crowd on this vid when he comes on stage and I remember r/HipHop Heads going nuts about it

R110

He does look kind of adjacent. Like Jonas Bros adjacent.

I can't name a single song from John Mayer.

Not gay. At all.

He just wants to inspire and encourage young male talent.

He inspires them. With his dick.

Probably should get used to seeing some dick, if want to be stars.

r209 Maybe not gay, but probably bi see r115

John Mayer needs to understand gay is the future and the sooner he gives up his hole the happier he'll be.

It's the circle of life. The elder statement (John Mayer) passing his cum err... I mean the seed of knowledge into the next male generation.

Poor thing's going to wear himself out passing all that seed down. Young artists are so hungry for success.

Hmmm

John Mayer definitely likes to play around with dick.

Sorry Shawn, Mr. Mayer has no seed left for you.

r217 Shawn is that you? We want deets

r216 Why is he always leaning on AC? , I hope he has a better taste than that...

Ughhh R219... he is the father...isn't he !?

That treacherous Andy Cohen must have done some black magic in order to convince Mayer to father his baby!

R219 Andy has John's dick in his hand, he's afraid to pull away.

I've posted about it before on DL. He definitely likes to "play" and he tries to pull it off as innocent "guy stuff."

One of my good friends was part of his crew and he invited me and one of my other friends to come see JM at a small venue.

We went and hung out, met JM. He was nice enough but also had a tendency to try way too hard to be cool. Smoked a lot of weed, etc.

He asked my buddy and I if we were "frat bros," which he seemed to like the idea of. He asked us if we wanted to stick around after the show, etc.

We drank after and he thought it would be fun to play truth or dare. He dared my buddy and I to make out in front of him. He then dared us to let him join in. So we did.

He invited us to hang out at subsequent shows, etc. He would ask for "massages," and it always turned sexual.

So those lips are no stranger to Dick.

He's also into some kink that would turn a lot of people off --- except for one member on this board who apparently loves that sort of thing.

R222 Wow, that has the ring of true delusion.

r222 I was about to call bullshit on that, until I got to the last paragraph, because he posted this on a Q&A on his stories a while back (still there were rumors for ever so idk)

[quote]—Is it scat? Pls don't be scat 😫

Bingo!

I know they say it is a dirty bizness but ewwww.

So that's why SM randomly decided to tell him he was shitting during one of his livestreams that one time!

(Still don't fully believing this though, because,like I said those rumors had been out there forever)

R227 Oh noes! So much for that squeaky clean image. SM will be hitting the showers next.

I hope that kink is piss play, which is more common with Millennial women and men.

Andy Cohen is many things, but friends with a scat lover is not one of them.

The scat stuff is bs. It also makes me think that whole post was bs.

The whole post is BS.

Our John has better things to do. One of them being a mentor to young dick.

Yeah I'm not buying it either (the scat AND the post)

R222 = is full of shit (not pun intended)

R228 All the young singers know about Mayer's oversized bladder.

The only thing hard to believe about R222 is that this is DL and the lost didn't claim anal and how hung Mayer is.

*post

R235 Or that he's uncut and known privately as Mayer McCheese.

[quote]Andy Cohen is many things, but friends with a scat lover is not one of them.

😂 Lol.

Lmao at his comment

Thinking of you, JM. I love spreading my legs when I play one of your songs. Makes my hole so moist.

What is he on? lol

I dunno, Shawn is hitting up other singers...

I wanna smoke weed with Matty, cause I love pot and dick R242.

JM can join us, Matty isn't old enough to be my daddy anyway.

Maybe Matty is as thirsty as Shawn.

George, the drummer, is the one I would go for. Do not worry Shawn, he has a dick proportionate to his huge 6 4ish frame and is an even bigger stoner than Matty. Maybe you can play with the 2 of them, he and Matty are close, and JM can watch.

r244 Unfortunately Matt Healy is a "James Franco" case 🙄

[quote] Speaking to Shortlist magazine, the 29-year-old said he has kissed men in the past, and would happily do so again. Asked if he’s attracted to men, Matty replied: ‘Yes, but not in a carnal, sexual way.

[quote] ‘The other sex is still attractive. It’s just that sex is weird, isn’t it? Do you know what I mean?’ We don’t understand, Matty. Please go on. ‘It’s like, “Do I want to do blow jobs with a guy? No. Do I want to a kiss a guy? Yeah, kind of…’

Matty has literally been bearded with Lindsay Lohan, Cara D and Alexa Chung. Not to mention the biggest beard in the world, Swift herself. Please. The lady doth protest too much.

He and Shawn share a penchant for rambling when discreet silence might better keep the $ the little girls rolling in.

But Shawn, the drummer is a cool, affable stoner type, great for high strung types like you and MH to chill with. Look at those HANDS. You know what they say...

You guys are too nice, now hook me up with that drummer....I'm thirsty AF.

Still love you Matty...and JM too (if you are reading)

You gotta keep their attention, Shawn, you have some competition.

Matty & George probably just want the $ from working with HS, he has lost whatever looks he had, so you have a good chance there.

But with JM, lots of cute twinks...gotta step up your game. Try making him jealous...

Shawn deserves better than this though.. (And Matt Healy, and The 1975, just love to queerbait to profit from their fans while, of course, dating some chick)

Pretty sure it is called bearding, R249. His current gal pal has been snapped groping breasts of friends, and Lilo, Cara, Alexa, Swift, well the jokes write themselves.

Shawn understands. After all, he has had a bartender, like Spacey had Diane...cue the violins.

Wonder how John is taking the news of the latest round of Twitter bromance. Sure he has plenty of company to distract him.

Shawn, Shawn, hop on a plane! There is an old bird that pussyhounds like HS and MH fake date to prove what a straight bro they are. Super plausible and better than a rando bartender chick. Dude, get thee to London! John wiill not mind, he knows how the game is played.

Forget their lusty not so hetero former flames ,Swift, Cara D, or Alexa, none of that matters after cougar town. Rolling Stone and The Mirror will love it! MH can give you some tips on the best photo angles.

While you are there, send the drummer a DM, dude is HOT.

R17 is right. He's gay baiting to get hip points.

I used to really like him, but I loathe when celebs do that.

Totally credible that straight guys like HS and MH check the exact same list of beards from early on - Flack, Swift, Cara (an OUT dyke) and the British Swift, tomboy Alexa. At least HS was too young to be linked with Lilo, as MH was, right before she openly took up with Samantha Ronson.

MH and SM need to avoid the topic if they do not wanna come out. But, like a Freudian slip, they seem compelled to tell interviewers over and over how straight they are, all evidence to the contrary. It is hilarious, like Kevin and his true live Diane.

Who knows, maybe they will go the full Cooper Travolta route and add a purported wife and baby to the mix. Those little girls are lucrative, gotta keep that money rolling.

true LOVE Diane

Need coffee.

John is playing the field, will Shawn end up heartbroken? He is a bit of a mess to start.

R253 He dated all those girls straights love like Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Love Hewitt.

r252 He's friends with Cohen since years ago, why will he be baiting with that? He's also friends with a lot of powerful and influential people in the industry, he doesn't need Shawn to "get points" at all. Shawn in the other hand...

r253 Maybe you should start a thread about Matt Healy?

Didn't Perez Hilton out him? Very tight with Andy Cohen as well. Andy probably interviews all his twinks.

[quote] He's gay baiting to get hip points.

I don't think so, as it has been said before, a lot of his fan base are actually young people, and especially those who are musicians practically worship him, just search Youtube or any other SM, there's a lot covers/ tutorials of his music. And that was always the case, after all Mendes was a fanboy too.

Anyway Idk if this was posted here before, but the part where he talks about his sobriety is pretty interesting.

r257 Something like that, Perez claimed he's bisexual and struggling with his sexuality (this was in 2007) He claimed they kissed and even took a lie detector to prove it was true and passed, Mayer later admitted to it anyway. He also said he told him he had a dick in his mouth before. of course this is PH but who knows..

John has been known as bi for a very long time, it is not some new thing.

He is very respected by other musicians as a talented guitarist.

His cock is racist.

r261 He apologised for that already like 100 times, but even then, why is it wrong to have a preference? Does everyone has to be a pansexual (or whatever it is called when you pretty much bang everything that moves?

He said the N word. NO excuse.

I wonder if R262 would be as apathetic if Mayer had said the F word.

His IG show is coming back

Livestream from yesterday

Andy Cohen in Mayer's insta live last night 👀

He was also at his baby shower the other day

John Mayer is going on tour. I’m ecstatic. Not for the usual reasons, but because of the tour marketing photo. It means he’s back using Fender Strats are 5 years of the Paul Reed Smith guitars. Hopefully the strats also make an appearance on the Dead tour.

John will be doing 2 tours this spring/summer, one with the Dead and one on his own.

Guess he will not be a hands on papa with Andy.

Andy was a guest on his last IG show (from around 12:00 min) they have a lot of chemistry together, there's no way they haven't fool around at least once

[quote] Guess he will not be a hands on papa with Andy

It seems like Andy's planning on attending with the baby, based on his comment here...

He's going to executive produce and co-write an Abc drama titled after one of his songs. Hmm looks interesting.

Who cares? He said the N word and his cock is racist. NEXT.

No one has done more for Gay rights than John Mayer.

What, R275?

r276 It's a joke from Madonna's thread I think lol ( No one has done more for Gay rights than Madonna)

So, are these two banging?

No one cares. He said the N word and he has a David Duke dick.

r279 FFS you're annoying,that was like 10 years ago, he apologised already. Move on or ignore the thread.

[quote][R279] FFS you're annoying,that was like 10 years ago, he apologised already. Move on or ignore the thread.

Would you “move on” if he’d said f-g? No? Didn’t think so.

R281 Yes I would, if he apologizes and never said it again. Like it happened with Kevin Hart (even though his apologize was kinda weak) I mean why hold a grudge with someone who doesn't even know you and doesn't have any effect in your life?

Also you coming here to say the same thing again and again when you say you "don't care" seems pretty obsessive to say the least.

^So you’ve forgiven Kevin Hart?

Funny that you're here pointing fingers when you're the Janet Jackson troll, did you forgive his pedo brother r283 ??

*her

[quote]Funny that you're here pointing fingers when you're the Janet Jackson troll, did you forgive his pedo brother [R283] ??

Were you that incensed that you had to ignore me just to see who I am? Can you please answer my question at R283?

So hopefully a new album is dropping in the coming months. It's been like a year since New Light.

r287 He posted this a while ago, so I hope so

[quote] And that’ll do it... the last recording day for the year. New stuff soon.

R18 Um? John’s sex lines in the pic clearly show that at any weight.......He’s going to fuck the shit out of you.

R284 is chickenshit.

Is the crazy JJ troll still pestering this thread? I received notifications of posts but I can't see them so I'm guessing that's him because I have him blocked lmao

Anyway things were interesting on JM's IG live today...

No one cares. David Duke dick.

New single

When did this guy become such a douchebag?

I have his first album, then stopped listening. He's an excellent blues guitarist, he was a serious musician. When he started getting involved with Hollyweird types, he lost a lot of his original fanbase. Doubt he cares.

r294 He had a drinking (and drug abuse I'm sure) problem and I think much of his douchebagness came from it. He's been sober for like 10 years now and single for most of that time too, he really seems to have changed a lot. You should give him another try

He has been sober for 3 years

r273, i love that song. Makes me cry every time i hear it.

I want to guzzle his cum.

r296 Not r296 but you're right, he quit after Drake's 30th birthday party. He talked about it on his IG show too.

*Not 395 I mean

Perez is lying. No one, including Mayer, would ever kiss that ugly thing.

I used to think of him as a completely repugnant douche, but now I think of him as a sad, 41 year old frat bro. I’m a bleeding heart idiot though, so I wanna give him the benefit of the doubt that he was trying to compensate for something when he was out there in his thirties saying the completely dicklord shit he was saying. There’s something about him now that seems sad and like he’s trying way too hard to fit in with the cool kids. Like dude, you’re middle aged.. just stop.

[quote]You should give him another try

When John was parading around like this, I knew he lost it!

Posted today

[R302] Totally agree with you. There is something really sad and lonely about him, and a "trying too hard" vibe to be cool and relevant (i.e., with the young kids like Mendes and Benjamin). Not sure he is into twinks but into wanting to be still as still "having it." He needs to be in an adult relationship, pronto, but I get the feeling he is somewhat emotionally stunted, developmentally, whether he is straight, bi or gay.

^I meant wanting to be SEEN as still having it

[quote] He needs to be in an adult relationship, pronto, but I get the feeling he is somewhat emotionally stunted, developmentally

Maybe is that, but also I think because of his past failed and high profile relationships (and the bad time he's had with the media because of them) now he could be scared to start dating again. Like every time there's a rumour now he quickly shut it down. Maybe he's fine being single for a while, even though he says it gets lonely sometimes.

I get a lonely and sad vibe from him. Maybe he needs to be with someone younger (like in their 20's), who will accept him and not be too prejudiced by his past. Don't know but I do feel kind of sorry for him. When he went on WWHL to give Andy Cohen the little guitar for the baby, Jimmy Kimmel said "now I know why everyone wants to have sex with you" he replied, "no, that's not the case" or something like that and it rang true. Maybe he's a kind of pariah because of his past? But then again he's good friends with Andy Cohen so what does THAT say about him?

r308 He said "not anymore", not really sure if he tried to imply because of his age, he sometimes talk about himself like he's 60 or something (even though he looks even younger than he is IMO), or what exactly. I get the feeling he and Cohen are occasional fuck buddies. They even went on some "romantic" dinner a few days ago.

It might be hard for people to develop an interest in him when he gives off the impression that he is dating AC on-and-off.

Yes [R309] he has referred to himself as 40, then 41 since before he was turning 40; it almost seems a little obsessive (yet as you say he looks younger; I think he could pass for 30! Emotionally I think he is 30 or younger) I agree there is something going on with him and Andy but not sure it is sex, maybe drugs? At that romantic dinner there was a dessert celebrating Andy's baby. I wonder if JM lent his sperm to that endeavor?

R309 I was feeling sorry for him and then I realised isn't this just his new schtick? He plays up the sad and broody vibe because he wore out his old persona and playing sad and broody triggers the nuturing instincts of a lot of people and gets him the kind of attention he wants. It's the ploy of people who never really want to address their issues and don't plan on really changing.

Good point [R312]. It could be a ploy. I mean, no matter how much of a douche one thinks he is, he is a rich, talented, good looking guy. How could he NOT find someone who would want a relationship with him? And, the fact that he is friends with people who seem like assholes (e.g, AC), what does that say about him?

[quote] I agree there is something going on with him and Andy but not sure it is sex, maybe drugs?

He said he doesn't do drugs either anymore, I think they're genuinely friends, for whatever reason.

[quote] How could he NOT find someone who would want a relationship with him?

I don't think he's lacking on offers, maybe he is the problem

I wonder what is this about?

He did a whole replication of the Vanity Fair red carpet/after party at his house last night on his Instagram live show.

r316 Yeah, his live last night was hilarious, especially when people started talking in the comments about where the Calm lady put his gum lmao.

Why would he build a replica of the Vanity Fair red carpet/after party? Is it burning his ass that badly that he can’t get an invite anymore? I’m confused af..

He's going to be on Ellen today

He has a big tour with the Dead this summer and a solo tour too. Dunno how the tix are selling to the solo one. Maybe he has too much time on his hands right now?

If he and AC are not fucking, they are sure trying to give the impression they are, all over social media.

[quote] If he and AC are not fucking, they are sure trying to give the impression they are, all over social media

Yeah I noticed that too

He's also doing a live event on Facebook today at 7pm btw

Where is the SM evidence that makes it look like JM and AC are fucking? TIA

r322 Tbh there's too much to post again, but if you scroll up a bit you'll see. Just off the top of my head, AC spend Christmas Eve (or at least the day before) at John's family house in his hometown, he was on JM's instagram show, JM was on Andy's baby shower, a "romantic" dinner (2 videos linked below), and then all the comments in their respective IG, etc.

He's back together with jennifer aniston apparently. That woman has serious man issues.

r325 Eh I don't think that's true. He and other of her exes (including Brad Pitt) were at his BD party, so they seemed to remain friends but I think that's it

*her BD party

Oh wow @ R324. There was legit sexual tension there.

R324 on twitter apparently someone captured a tex John got from jen while he was doing a live Instagram video. I saw it before it got deleted. She asked him how did it go and the production value was amazing.

Jen is now his Fag Hag ?

R325 Frau, stop reading your bullshit tabloid trash. Aniston's too busy getting her pussy stroked by a woman. GASP!

OH god no-- Jen Maniston? And yes that romantic dinner with dessert celebrating AC's spawn makes me wonder if JM donated his sperm. Kid's hair looks more like JM's, that's for sure!

Of course it's John's. Do you actually think Andy, at 50+, is going to use his old sperm?? No sir, no tards for Cohen. He wants a healthy child.

r329 He didn't delete it, the episode is still up on his IGTV. Yes, it was real and you know who else send him a text? Andy Cohen.. I'm sure if they're friendly enough for Aniston to invite him to his birthday party, they would've been back together already if they wanted to.

I don't think he's dating Cohen either, but there's no way they haven't fucked or are fuck buddies, like r328 said there's a lot of sexual tension when they're together. Like when JM was on Cohen's show and after singing him a song, he kissed him. You can tell it was spontaneous and not even Andy was expecting it.

Anyway, for such a womanizer reputation, he sure likes to keep everything gender neutral... "naked people" "somebody's body". It's not the first time he does it either

I find him manipulative, knavish and sociopathic.. The fact that aniston went with him twice and is friends with him and might be back together with him says something about her character that goes against everything she portrays herself as for the last 20 years.

r336 Then she's the sociopathic one. And if it's true and they're back together, why would he have to manipulate her? she's a 50 year old grown ass woman, I'm sure she's capable of taking her own decisions (even if they are shitty ones)

Mayer is fucking Andy. Let's just call it out in the open and that kid is probably his.

On Ellen. She asked him about his friendship with Andy, apparently she didn't know they were friends.

Performing his new song

He did an IG live with his brother today. They have the same voice, they look quite similar too

I want to slide my cock into John Mayer's mouth.

I want to gargle with his load.

John did the bottle cap challenge and it was sexy, especially that look at the camera at the end. I know he got into Krav Maga a few years ago after a break up but I never would have guessed he could pull off a trick like this. Seeing him in action reignited my lust for him. I wonder who he’s fucking these days?

Today is John’s 42nd birthday and again he looks sad as fuck in the birthday picture that a friend posted. (I’d post the pic but Datalounge is being a fuck and constantly refreshing each time I try.) Sure John’s got a great career and success, but being 42 and not having the wife and family he’s talked about for years has really got to be weighing on him. I wonder if he’s finally made the decision to give up on that dream and just stay a bachelor? (If anyone can actually post his b-day pic with the cake I’d appreciate it, it’s be nice to get this thread going again.)

hbd jm

He’s just another Hollywood bisexual who’s preferance leans towards woman. A tale as old as time in that town.