Armie Hammer is a whiny baby

For a guy whose got $200,000,000, he sure has a thin skin.

And don't me started on his try hard wife.

Beats me.

Ok, seriously, I love him but what the hell is his problem. His 1st and 2nd meltdowns I could get over cause yea stans are annoying, but now he literally took it to someone else's, in this case Timmy's, page (who ironically I don't care as much about but I am wincing so hard at the thought of Timmy seeing those under his IG post) to unnecessarily fight fans while on a vacation in a beautiful place with his lovely wife??? Wtf is he that bored? HOW COULD HE BE. Again, on VACATION with his lovely wife! Jfc what gives!

Yea, yea, blah blah don't speculate, but there's seriously something wrong with him. I don't meant that dramatically like he's deranged, I just mean he's not at his 100%. I'm sorry but anyone who behaves that way (in almost manic, quarterly outbursts) isn't happy, they just aren't! But whether it's anxiety or depression he truly needs to grow up. He's a rich, grown ass man, and his obsession with lashing out/calling out fans (especially in relation to Timmy/CMBYN, which seems to be his big focus) is SO fucking weird. And again I say this as someone who is a FAN of his. Whatever is going on in his brain though isn't other people's problem, especially not Timmy's, so take control of your life please! So childish.

I didn't really look at the comments or Armie's replies because he gives me way too much second hand embarrassment when he gets like this so, i don't get what was he doing looking at two week old posts and comments on Tim's Instagram while on vacation with his wife? Did the loonies tag him?

R4 Yes! They tagged him, also he’s the best lurker out there. Stop putting vitriol on him.

Is Armie still following ig accounts dedicated to hardcore bondage? I can’t imagine his wife engaging in it, she’d snap at every joint

R6 Yes, he’s still following them. Why? He likes bondage, what’s so wrong with that?

R7 does he like to be tied or is he the one doing the tying?

I don't think anyone's actively hating on him, at least here. Tumblr/Twitter is a whole different matter. Personally I'm just tired of him constantly looking so hard for ways to come off as dumb, immature and insanely bored. I like him, and he's a 32 year old grown ass man so it's frustrating to see him act like a whiny baby.

R8 he appears to like the Dom aspect. Which is weird considering his wife seems to be so meticulously in control of EVERYTHING I doubt she'd be up to give up control by being tied up or "submitting" in any way.

R9 Okay. I agree with you, but what can we do?

Also, why did the OP open another thread about him? We already have one.

To answer the OP’s question, NO, people do not take him seriously. He greatly damaged his career during CMBYN by exposing his massive thirst and allowing his wife to announce to the world that she was going to be a professional parasite. As such he has floundered in getting a significant follow up project while Chalamet is flourishing. Despite giving his strongest performance in years in Sorry To Bother You.

[quote]Personally I'm just tired of him constantly looking so hard for ways to come off as dumb, immature and insanely bored.

He is dumb, immature and insanely bored. Find another crush if you can’t live with that. He will never change.

R12 Because ( and this was already talked about plenty) he does these things: fighting with trolls on SM. What other respectable actor does that? He’s not the only who is being dragged or whose wife is a “whore” ( fans’ words). That’s his main flaw.

Me thinks Armie is simply not happy with life. That's why the tiniest thing sets him off and he resorts to picking fights with total strangers on social media. Which is sad. He is a goodlooking, healthy guy, married to a pretty woman and blessed with beautiful children. Though he didn't even graduate from high school, we all know that he will never worry about being homeless or buried in debt, even if he never work another day for the rest of his life (Hammer fortune and all). He is (or was) on vacation with his wife in a great location, one where a lot of us can only dream about. I am pretty sure everything was first-class all the way for the Hammers. Yet instead of enjoying the beautiful location by visiting places or doing activities or even just spending time with his wife, he is just staring at his phone, going through other people's SM and reacting to the comments posted by anonymous people who--to be brutally honest---should not really matter to Armie at all. Why does he really care about what they say about him/or his wife? I know some are Liz haters. But he knows his wife best and must know that she is a good person (after all, he married her!). So why be so affected by their negative opinion of his wife (if they are not true)? What's more, why did he have to engage these people on Timmy's IG account? To make sure more people get to read about it? Does he just want the attention?

"does he just want the attention?". I'm starting to think both him and the wife do.

R15 He’s an attention whore but at the same time he has thin skin. Why do you think he always answers to negative comments and not to the positive ones?

Again, this has already been talked about.

To me he comes off as a wealthy dilettante, he wants to be an actor but with limited talent but has great ambition.

[quote]Starting a fandom war on Timothée Chalamet's Instagram.

Where?

What great ambition r18? He seems lazy af as an actor to me, stuck in the same type of roles and seemingly uninterested in changing that.

R18 I think that his main issue is the following: he’s always been left behind career wise. All his costars have gone and made bucks, got awards, Oscars etc. And Armie....nothing. He’s back to square one. His performance in CMBYN was the only one that most critics didn’t buy. All the othet characters: great! In HM again, from what I read, many are unsure about his performance...AGAIN. This is what depresses Armie, he can’t break the ice....yet.

[quote]his wife seems to be so meticulously in control of EVERYTHING I doubt she'd be up to give up control by being tied up or "submitting" in any way.

People who have control in one part of their life usually like to give up control in other parts of their life. Think of all the powerful politicians and CEOs who like going to dominatrix's for fun.

r19 Second post

I want Armie to be a dom over me. I'll get on the floor and worship his feet while he jacks off and tells me what a fag I am.

I would disagree he's a lazy actor, he does work with regularity and does try new things, but given his size and permanent WASP asshole facade he's simply hard to cast.

But nevertheless, I would be reluctant to cast him in anything but character roles given his determination to suck the air out of any project with his and his wife's incessant social media whoring. I wouldn't even put him in streaming which is where a lot of male stars in his peer group are going (Chris Evans, Henry Cavill).

R25 He doesn’t need a superhero movie right now. Please, he needs to do niche ones.

Fangirls are so pathetic and so is he, for engaging with them.

R12 Maybe Armie is --deep inside--a little bit resentful/envious of TC's career right now. Timothee is by no means an A-lister. But he nabbed an Oscar Best Oscar nomination in his first leading role in a major film, he is now obviously more popular than Armie (it must have been painful for him when people were cheering more for Tim in that Texas event where Armie was supposed to be the Guest Of Honor as he was the one being given an honorary award) and since the Oscars, he has been offered leading roles (The King, Dune). He might not be the title role in LW, but he is part of an all-star cast. What did Armie get after CMBYN? He did not get an Oscar nod, he was definitely not the lead in HM, OTBS,STBY. He did star in a Broadway show, but it hardly created a blip on the radar (not a huge box-office hit, not in talks for Tony noms). Tim have a chance to be really big in Hollywood if he plays his cards right. I think Armie-- inspite of his insistence that he loves doing indie movies---still want to be a Hollywood star. Boy must feeling so insecure/frustrated, so he lashes out at any negative comment made against him or his wife.

r22 he already said in an interview he doesn't do the things he likes in bed (choking, hair pulling etc) with his wife because he respects her too much so that's not the case. Maybe his frustration with life in general has to do with his sexual frustration. A happy man would be too busy screwing his wife while on vacation not lurking on the internet starting fights and posting quotes from existentialist books.

R25 This. I think people are starting to parrot the narrative out there that he plays the same kind of character all the time. His character in CMBYN, MINE, Birth of a Nation, STBY were all varied and different. I don't know what's really holding him back. And I don't really know if Hollywood directors and casting agents are really looking at people's twitter habits to determine if someone is right for a role or not. Every director who works with him likes him and he does well in interviews and stuff. The twitter instagram stuff I think is more annoying to fans than anyone who matters. But I could be wrong.

They've been together for a lot of years and they've got 2 kids, their sex life was never going to be so active and great anymore R29

I want him so badly I can literally taste him. wtf.

r26 I said STREAMING, idiot.

Well the wife is at least partially holding him back if, like he's said, she doesn't let him do sex scenes and gets jealous about him being intimate with other people on screen. I genuinely think she has some control over his career and some of his choices directly relate to what she allows him to do. Plus, frankly, after seeing Elizabeth's attention seeking behavior on social media and real life, I wouldn't be surprised if some directors/ production teams were simply turned ff at the prospect for having to deal with that sort of thing or ending up becoming a fucking movie related cookie at her bakery.

This thread is filled by retard fangurrls and pussy ass pedos.

AGAIN.

He is a decent actor, but will never manage to carry a film on his own. He is thin skinned and has never been as popular as CMBYN has made him, including deranged fans, and he cannot cope. He is thirsty while Timmy is hungry, big difference between them.

I don't blame him one bit for sounding off. Instastans and tumblerinas are beyond ignorant. If they said to him in person what they say online he'd laugh in their baby faces and tell them to fuck off and grow up. Being famous doesn't automatically mean you must put up with bullshit in silence.

It's when I'm on vacation that I have more time for social media. While the wife might be reading a book next you at the pool, you open your phone to check out twitter, instagram, or facebook. With the amount of things we do throughout an 8 hour work day, we can slip in a few minutes for some social media arguments on our days off.

Armie seems lost. His parent's threatened to cut him off (big joke) for dropping out of HS to become an actor. They knew that their son was a slightly unstable individual (see too lazy to finish HS) and were trying to reign him in. He will have stories come out about his crazy antics in about 50 years when some current twink turned elder gay makes a DL post about "old Hollywood" from the 2000s.

I just read his comments. He asked for a list of people to block? wtf? Just block the haters and move on. At this point is easy to see he just loves the drama and attention. His mind works similar to other privileged rich people who don't have much to loose if people start closing doors at his face.

If you would take the time to for additional acting classes someone can help him with his tone. He sounds like kid reading a book report every time he speaks in his movies. Yes, he comes from a waspy background but he's from California not New England, he needs to lighten up the speak pattern. He was the WORST part of CMBYN. He has won the genetic lottery in every single way, unless he has a micro penis, so he needs to get over himself.

^ I need to learn how to proof read my comments. For shame I take everything back.

Apparently he has almost no schooling and book knowledge. I wonder if he his dyslexic.

Does Armie have mental health issues? Have we speculated on this already? He seems rather up and down.

Check out this video was taken three days ago. He looks so out of it. Maybe he is taken antidepressants?

Maybe the ubercunt wife is poisoning him.

YOU ALL NEED TO GET OFF DL!

R46's rage is the same rage I've seen in the Timothee threads. Prepare yourselves for an onslaught of vaginal gifs.

Most likely he has some kind of learning disorder, I have seen examples on his IG where he struggles to understand context.

If he is not okay can someone take away his social media before he ends up resembling the orange at the white house?

R47 Well, once he/she starts posting those awful gifs again, just click the block icon. Each and every time. She/he will use different devices to post. Just keep on blocking this poster.

What exactly did Armie's wife do to make everyone hate her so much? I see bits and pieces here and there on DL about what a cunt she is, but I'm curious to know the full reason. There are too many Armie threads so it's impossible to search for the initial story.

R51 She didn’t do anything. She simply exists and is an attention fame whore.

She is the classic Hollywood wife, all white teeth and long hair, botox and clotheshorse. The problem is that stans think that Armie is deep and sensitive, so they think she is wrong for him. She is actually perfect, the only problem is that she likes attention more than he does, but that is something for them to work out.

I think all of you all need to get off SM. None of you all would be half as annoyed or talking shit about these actors if you quit looking at their SM. I only hear about their issues cause everyone in datalounge is always bringing up this crap. We would all be better off if we didn't know all this stuff about these people. I only wanna see these people in their films. I dont need to know what they had for fucking breakfast.

[QUOTE]I only hear about their issues cause everyone in datalounge is always bringing up this crap.

[QUOTE]I dont need to know what they had for fucking breakfast.

Sounds like you need to get off DL then.

R55 NO, that user is right.

Wasn't there a blind item [that a lot of DL queens said couldn't possibly be true] that implied that Armie was very depressed during the final leg of the CMBYN tour in Europe after the Oscar nominiations had been announced?

R54 Okay that is not happening, and that would be bad for business. They have social media to make money and get attention , but Armie is too dumb to know how to use it favorably. Or actually, he is just trying to bring shit to keep still generate some buzz? What is gonna happen with his career? Maybe even he doesn't care anymore.

I don't follow them on social media and I'm not a fan. Its simply fun to shit on them while passing through. They seem to deserve it. Even be asking for it.

R57 Nobody said that it couldn’t have been true. It sure left a bitter taste in his mouth. What did you expect?

*he is just trying to bring shit to still generate some buzz?

Oh and the wife is just trying to be famous cause her journalist career went to shit.

R55 This! I really don't get it when people complain that they don't want to hear about stories on celebs, that they only wanna see these people on films, yet they still click (and care enough to comment!) on threads like this on DL. What does one expect to read on a thread entitled "Armie Hammer is a whiny baby"? Deep discussions about Hotel Mumbai?

I doubt it's about attention because lbr he doesn't generate enough no matter what shit he pulls and he gets more hate than anything when he goes off his rockers. I think there's really something wrong with him. Look at that video and tell me he's not out of it. The man has some issues for sure.

^rocker

Well what I see is someone hooked on appearing in comments by celebs. But if he's got issues, if he truly lost it, then he has to let someone else manage his accounts cause all this shit is just gonna make things worse.

R58 I didn't say they (Hammers)should get off. Obviously it's a new world and a necessary evil for promotion. I am just saying that if people are tired of their antics, it's best to not even read any of their SM. I don't have SM and don't want to hear about it cause it is always so inane for me. Still, I guess some poeple don't care. But I personally don't want to go seeking out reasons to get annoyed, and that possibility is high with social media. But to each their own. If people want to look at it and get annoyed and talk shit more power to them. In the end I guess it's not that big a deal anyway. The less I know about celebs the better.

R63 Welcome to Earth! Armie is dissatisfied with his career and that’s simple, my dear.

If he was smarter he would have a better career, but I guess he should feel lucky he is already rich and good looking.

I'm surprised nobody has commented on the size of Armie's feet. Wow!!

R44 It's my first time watching that video. It does look like he was out of it. Like for a moment he had this dazed/blank expression, especially noticeable since wifey was so "on" and camera-ready beside him. But then again, maybe he was just sleepy, or more likely, bored out of his mind.

He’s boredddddddddd! Girls, he has nothing booked!

Everything on datalounge is always a worst case scenario most of the time when it comes to celebs. I think he was just tired/out of it too. But that's why I like DL. The outrageous nature of it. I like the snark and bitterness cause there are enough vanilla forums about celebs.

His wife's waist is so scary in that pic.

"Look how happy and relaxed we are in beautiful Italy!"

Reality: blocking randos on Instagram all day

[quote]His wife's waist is so scary in that pic.

Downright unsettling.

W&W R72

DL predictions: he is doing drugs and will have mental breakdown in the next two years.

And honestly based on what we see Armie would fit nicely with the DL crew. Drama bitches unite Armie! That's why we love you!

She has lost a lot of weight in the last few years. Her thigh is smaller than his arm. That's the way it works if you want to wear free designer clothes.

Armie's gonna end up in this thread soon.

Does Armie know how popular he is on DL?

R66 So fuck off out of this thread. Utterly pathetic that you try and stop other people discussing something just because you don't want to. If I see a thread discussing something I'm not interested in, I skip it, whereas you apparently feel the need to post in it, criticise others, and then add the thread to the watcher, and then come back to it and respond a further two times.

Andddddddd......I guess our dear LSA girls are in here as well.

R81 Relax. You all can talk about what you want. I am not a fucking moderator or your parent. I said bitch away. It's fucking datalounge.

[R15] I agree. I just think Armie isn't really happy with his life. That combined with undiagnosed anxiety and/or depression just makes him manic like every couple of months -shrugs-. Which is really not a good look from an outsider's perspective considering how privileged he is. Dude should just go to therapy or something.

The face of a man that spent a delightful couple of days with the beloved wife. He is so miserable, but of course everything is fine. Perfect wife and perfect husband.

R85 He’s tired, you motherfucker! Also, no movies!

He's staring down a paparazzo.

Tired from what? Reading stupid comments on Instagram? He is miserable for a lot of reasons and the façade more clearly everyday.

is showing.

R88 What facade? He’s miserable because he hasn’t upgraded. He’s still stuck where he is, with no interesting roles in his future. That’s why he’s depressed and fed up with all of it.

Yes but aren't they the perfect successful couple? According to their social media? Maybe he can't get the help he needs cause they have to keep appearances. Really how hard is to take a few days to actually enjoy time with your spouse and come back more relaxed.

There are three people in that relationship, Armie, Mrs Hammer and Instagram.

You arm chair psychologists are hilarious-divining a person’s mental state through their social media posts, some pictures which were snapped by the paparazzi, and what they’re “supposed” be doing.

And the more Armie stupidly responds to randoms in social media the more that's gonna happen sweetie. Quid pro quo.

I would like to try my psychological skills on the 10 people writing in this thread. Who knows what will come up? Let’s try it. So, first of all, what’s your name and job?

Armie really is just dumb.

Why are like 3 threads about this man rn

R97 There aren’t. This one was made only for the haters to hate on him.

Well I don't hate him, but I'm starting to see he is just drama and I can't comment on his intelligence. Okay, maybe he's turning me into a hater, but I was a fan.

[R96] Armie, don't be so hard on yourself.

r98 Well yes they are, and even if this one is for 'haters' is still a thread about him

R101 No, the only thread about Armie is this. The one you’re currently writing was opened by a troll overnight and as you can see is written by trolls or LSA girls.

r102 It doesn't matter who opened it or what for, we're still here talking about him aren't we?

The 3 currently threads are: "Armie Hammer's Family Jewel", "Armie Confirms, CMBYN Sequel is in pre-production" and this one. All active

R103 The second you mentioned is focused on the SEQUEL! Not on Armie.

Also, if you don’t like this thread, I’ll spam it for you and you can go back to the main one I already mentioned. There are few posts on there till we reach 600.

So he got fed up people send hate to the wife, and now the hate is gonna multiply x100. And I think he and the mrs are really affected, but they can't let it go. They are as hooked in the whole drama as the Charmie shippers.

R105 No, they don’t care, they just want attention. There.

I do think they like the drama. Armie is like a freaking time bomb.

He is a hypocrite and he deserves every bit of hate he gets. All he needs to do is stfu about cmbyn and go back to kissing his wife's skinny ass. And leave Timmy out of his fucking mess of a life.

He is a hypocrite and he deserves every bit of hate he gets. All he needs to do is stfu about cmbyn already and go back to kissing his wife's skinny ass. And leave Timmy out of his fucking mess of a life.

about the picture of R69 : tell me the high leg swimsuits from the 80s are not coming back!? That's really something I could live without, hated it back then, still hate it nowadays. The 80s were not into skinny girls, she needs to eat a bit more to fill it.

Who took the picture?

Photo by nikiwonder

R108 GO AND FUCK YOURSELF!

R108 R109 Again, just for the record. GO AND FUCK YOURSELF!

Why didn't he show his ass in a movie? I thought some directors would be quick to objectify him like they did Ryan Philippe or Ryan Gosling etc

R69 Even while they are supposedly on vacation, the Hammers still have to stage photos (get someone to take their pic while they are "relaxing" under the sun) and constantly posting pics of what they eat for breakfast, the beautiful views from their room, etc. To prove to people they have the perfect marriage/life? Then they complain they want fans to respect their privacy--there is a new pic of Armie angrily staring down papparazi for daring to take his photo while they are on vacation-- yet it is ok for them to overshare on SM supposedly private personal photos (ie Armie wearing just his robe, as if he just got up from bed, eating his breakfast). They crave for attention/validation from fans, yet the moment someone comments negatively (which you have to expect when you post anything on the internet. There will always be haters just as there will be admirers. You will never please everybody), they --esp Armie-- just have to engage with the haters.

Is this thread going to be a copy/paste of all the first comments? Just asking.

R114 He showed his ass in CMBYN, didn’t you watch it?

They are both borderlines. Crave attention and validation and can't take criticism.

Oh I will post this here as well. Just move on people. There are far more interesting actually gay men to drool over.

R119 I can’t comprehend why you’re posting in 2 threads the same things...Why?

Why not?

R121 Because there’s already a thread you already posted that AND where the same people writing here (me included) posted their reactions. Do I have to copy/paste my post in this thread as well? How many people do you think are writing in this thread or even better in the Armie threads? 1000? No, 15 people at most. We’re the same people who write in the Armie Jewels thread as well. That’s why, let’s end that thread and then we can move on with the new one.

I think he wants to be a matinee idol but because of his size and acting ability he would;d be better as a character actor.

Just now reading this thread. I find it fascinating that someone can post this:

[quote]Ok, seriously, I love him but what the hell is his problem. His 1st and 2nd meltdowns I could get over cause yea stans are annoying, but now he literally took it to someone else's, in this case Timmy's, page (who ironically I don't care as much about but I am wincing so hard at the thought of Timmy seeing those under his IG post) to unnecessarily fight fans while on a vacation in a beautiful place with his lovely wife??? Wtf is he that bored? HOW COULD HE BE. Again, on VACATION with his lovely wife! Jfc what gives!

[bold]AND[/bold] this:

[quote]Yea, yea, blah blah don't speculate, but there's seriously something wrong with him. I don't meant that dramatically like he's deranged, I just mean he's not at his 100%. I'm sorry but anyone who behaves that way (in almost manic, quarterly outbursts) isn't happy, they just aren't! But whether it's anxiety or depression he truly needs to grow up. He's a rich, grown ass man, and his obsession with lashing out/calling out fans (especially in relation to Timmy/CMBYN, which seems to be his big focus) is SO fucking weird. And again I say this as someone who is a FAN of his. Whatever is going on in his brain though isn't other people's problem, especially not Timmy's, so take control of your life please! So childish.

...and be utterly oblivious to the reality that the person exhibiting "manic outbursts" here isn't Armie Hammer, but rather the person in R3's mirror (an obvious "stan" despite his assertion that stans are annoying). All the standard-issue traits of OCD fangurls are evident: the 4am rants on anonymous message boards. Use of an actor's nickname (Timmy) as if the two were BFFs or lovers. Extreme overreactions - even full-on rage - to matters as silly as Instagram comments, despite the plain reality that it's often impossible to derive context solely from a comment made on the interwebs. Comments such as, "I love him but OMFG HE HAS DONE MY MAN TIMMY WRONG ON INSTA SO I SHALL POST ALL NIGHT LONG ABOUT IT. WHERE'S MY METH???"

While R3 may not be the fangurl Armie purportedly tweeted (though the tweet could readily be a fake), it certainly describes him to a T.

WW for R124

Thank you from the bottom of my heart. A person with brains! Yes! Can you post kitty pics?

R69 Staged or not, that really is a beautiful photo of Armie's feet.

R126 these are the things that matter.

And meanwhile Timothée Chalamet is in no hurry to delete the comments or the thread itself to stop the fighting. Interesting.

You can delete the comments on your own Instragram? I didn't now that.

I think he can´t delete the comments made by others but he could delete his own post and therefore the comments that go with it and end the drama.

[R124] Ok? I didn't realize I sounded so stupid? I just didn't feel like spelling out Timothee's full name and I feel like if you don't state you like Armie or something you get in trouble so I prefaced my comment with that. I do really like him. I think he did good movies this year/last year.

I didn't think the way I type would be such an issue...sorry? If I sound so dumb that's it's pissing people off then I won't post. Sorry...

R131 You need thicker skin. Keep posting if you want. It's datalounge. It's supposed to be a bitchfest like the tag says.

132 posts of shit posting drivel

Sucks that this will probably affect whatever relationship Armie and Tim had. They seemed to genuinely like each other and looked really happy when they were together, especially Tim. Now, with all the drama they'll either stop hanging out in public or maybe even stop being friendly. I doubt things will stay the same. I can't imagine filming a potential sequel to be as comfortable if Armie is too worried about some brazilian and japonese randos calling his wife an anorexic slut or whatever they are saying today.

This is the best thing that can happen. That sequel was going to be a disaster. Sorry Armie, gotta find something else to do.

[quote]And meanwhile Timothée Chalamet is in no hurry to delete the comments or the thread itself to stop the fighting.

Deleting the thread (or any comments) would give it the imprimatur of legitimacy. Which, despite R1/R3's misread of the situation, it wholly lacks. It'd also accomplish nothing but furthering stangurl delusions about it all.

Yeah, I agree. The best course of action is to just ignore all the drama and act like he's above all of that. Which is something Armie and Elizabeth should have done too but they're both too dumb, bored and thirsty for attention to do it.

He could end up deleting later on. He does random shit, he never does what people expect, he has this mysterious presence that sells really well cause you want more but you never know what you are going to get. He's way ahead intellectually than Armie et wife.

OP wants to fuck him sooooo badly. Bitch, no amount of tugging on his pigtails will get him to mount you. Move on.

R139 Armie is that you? Wanna mount you so hard bitch. Gonna gag you nice and tight to muzzle the fucking whines.

How come Armie has never come to DL to drag us?. He has to be aware of this site and the many threads about him and his wife, but he ignores us. It´s not fair.

LOL!

^Much easier and more socially acceptable to bully squealing little fangurls. Can't piss off "the gays" when his best role yet has been in a gay movie.

He really is just throwing punches in the air at this point. Doesn't he have any younger friends who can 'splain the internet to him? A publicist?

He would not be so pissy if he had the one thing he is missing. Dick. He has everything but Dick. Ole Boy needs some D time.

R143 Even though he looks 45, he's just 32, a millennial, he shouldn't need anyone to 'splain' the internet to him

R144 you mean because his insatiable bottom wasn't available.

R144 you mean because his insatiable bottom wasn't available.

Timmy just liked Elizabeth’s newest pic. He definitely knows what’s up and is sending a message yet again.

He's dummy but yummy.

Timothée is a good friend to the Hammers. Who knows what they are going through, but he should advise them to stay away from social media cause they are making things worse.

R119 I don't believe Armie wrote this, It seems something made by Elizabeth's fan or some anti shippers, I don't know, but Armie doesn't read DM, if Elizabeth shows something weird she received, Armie puts it on his storie, but he never answers

Well now he has time and is fed up with all the messages they get. So I think it is him. However the one that is gonna get the hate is Elizabeth. They are really better off closing those accounts for a while.

I’m gonna write it in this thread as well.

There are many people who think that screenshot is fake. The main source “ the charmie shipper” has stated some untrue facts. Also, it’s very easy to make a screenshot nowadays.

R134 Don’t worry because their friendship won’t be affected. Armie doesn’t take orders well.

Wow she is totally not over her eating disorder

Her poor legs

Anyhow I will opine that CMBYN had the effect of ruining Armie Hammer’s career because the social media phenomenon exposed his and his wife’s massive thirst and there’s no putting that genie back in the bottle. Before the movie he was very charming on SM, always walking around in his newsboy cap with the terrier, and the wife was lowkey and elegant. Now they are both tacky attention whores.

Wow they really hate the wife. She should stay away Tim's social media or she is gonna be crucified. And as you can see, they can't take it.

Fucking clown. He can't let go can he? Defending the wife my ass. He's just a fucking drama queen.

Oh dear.

Oh well, that fan is up for a 3some hahahahahaha.

He just want the attention? Is that the best he can aspire at the moment? Nothing else going for him?

Well, I see that you guys eat that up anyway. You posting that is giving him attention.

Yeah, but disenchantment more than anything else. He became an internet troll now.

what the fuck am I looking at in the screenshot?

I honestly don’t know why you give him so much time. It’s the usual thing. Same shit, different day. There’s nothing new.

R158 And the screen shot was taken... July the third!!!

He's losing it and it has nothing to do with his wife.

R166 No benefit of the doubt anymore.

He only ever seems to share the mean comments and never the positive ones. It's so annoying. I have a friend who sent him a message about how much watching Call Me By Your Name meant to him and how it helped him accept himself.

No response to this day since all he ever focuses on are the trolls.

There's no way to prove that that is Armie replying to that IM.

R170 that was Armie's IG story dear. It's him posting a message he got back in July, cause he is to much caught up in the drama to let go. Don't expect this to end nicely.

Seems to me like he wants to stir though. Why post that dm from July now, why go in Timmy's post from 2 weeks ago to start shit? I only follow him since Feb. Was he always this batshit?

He is annoyed with insane fans who can't let the stupid movie go. It reminds me of when 50 Shades fans kept pestering Matt Bomer even after that film had already been cast.

If Armie was smart (and I honestly believe he is not), he would publicily disown CMBYN. He could say something like, "In the wake of Asia Argento, I regret my involvement in a film that glamorizes adult/teen relationships" yada yada yada..

R173 are you crazy? That would give James Woods (yes, that horrible bigot) the upperhand.

Armie sounds like a baby who needs to be burped my mommy.

R173 That would kill his career. He has nothing going on for him anymore. He tried and failed. This is him throwing a tantrum.

r173 if he's so annoyed why does he talk about CMBYN in every interviewer, why does he always talk about texting and facetiming Timmy in interviews. If he doesn't want people to associate him with CMBYN why doesn't he just stop talking about it? All he needs to do is keep his mouth shut and not mention it every two seconds and fans will move on, these days fans are fickle. No one's forcing him to say anything.

R177 true

R173 OMG he will never denounce CMBYN because really it's the pinnacle of his career. It is to date, and likely for the rest of his career, the nearest he has ever come to an Oscar nomination, and it's one of the few films he's done that will maintain a following for a long period of time. Also, he genuinely seemed happy making the film and had fun on the press tour afterwards.

Watching your co-star in San Sebastián campaigning for his second Oscar nomination while you are attending fashion shows in Milan, has to hurt too . Where are the tracksuits?.

Jesus. Armie has to have some serious mental or emotional issues. It's kinda worrying tbh. I agree this has nothing to do with the wife. He's just incredibly bored and angry and stirring shit to both entertain himself and as like a form of therapy.

Wow another one? In the same week? And it's from July....jfc I guess he's bored. He needs a new hobby.

This is what happens when rich, privileged men don't get what they want. If Armie shits in CMBYN he is done.

I disagree with it hurting his career. Many people in Hollywood were uncomfortable with his role in the film, it was even the producer's criticism in Hollywood Reporter's secret Oscar ballot (which you can google if you like).

A soft denunciation, something like, "I greatly respect the artists who made this film but in retrospect and in light of #MeToo I think that my casting was inappropriate and should have gone to a younger actor" would be the perfect separation statement.

I'm lowkey hoping he does something like that so he finally kills his career for good. What a way to go.

That dm isn't from a shipper though, it's from a crazy Timmy stan that wants him to fuck off so it doesn't have anything to do with the shippers and his wife. So he's only stirring with this. The fuck is wrong with him?

R180 Tim is naked steely ambition, he went all out from the start — he really wants it. Armie has much more than Tim: the money to support himself even if anything goes pear shaped or to take all the risks in the world; the looks; the quiet charm of someone who has frequented certain circles since he was young, and yet he's not really hungry. Armie would not do what it takes, you could even see it in his performance in cmbyn, it was tentative.

^But I would feel bad for Luca who actually he gave this guy a chance.

Why are you all so mean to him? Seriously. You think your lives are better? Give this man a slack.

Why are you on DL if you can't take it? Thick skin is your friend.

R190 It’s not that. I can perfectly take it. Don’t have a problem with that. But, you guys are too much. Why are you still focusing on this stuff? It’s basically the same rodeo all over again? What’s so interesting? You already posted about his antics and his attention whore complex, what’s more to say? The same things you have all written in the first 100 replies?

Why does anyone do anything?

R192 You’re reaching and you know it. That was not the point of my discussion. I guess you’re dumber than that motherfucker you’re all laughing at.

R193 We are devastated.

This just confirms what that Buzzfeed article foretold. They were right.

Wow he deleted the story! He normally leaves his stuff up. Wonder what made him take it down, but GOOD.

R194 You surely are. Devastated and fucked up.

Thanks!

Yikes. What an unnecessary mess. I'm genuinely thinking he's either bipolar or has like a borderline personality disorder.

R198 He doesn’t have anything. He’s just frustrated and needs attention and you dumb fuckers give him that.

R197 You’re welcome. Also, go out from time to time.

R200 Promise I will try.

Well if this is it for Armie I wouldn't mind seeing him on DL fighting with people, maybe he should open a YouTube channel?

R201 Hmmmm....I take it back. You need therapy.

He needs dick in his life. He should get fucked properly.

See how you can't take your own advise? If you think it's so stupid why are you talking to me? Is it gonna trigger you?

R204 Go to a good psychiatrist, mind you. I want you out and about in less than a week, sunshine.

R203 Lmao maybe he actually wanted lil Timmy's dick and is frustrated he couldn't get it

R203 He needs a dick as much as I need a vagina.

R206 in your charmie fantasies yes.

Personally I think Armie is having an early mid-life crisis. His career hasn't gone where he wants it to, he got married too young, etc.

R209 Yeah sure, and this is the 135677645678999th time we’re talking about this. Sure,mate.

R205 Thank you darling! I love when you take good care of me.

R209 He has those every time a film flops or he gets no work.

R211 Well, you never know. You might find yourself dead in a ditch....or in a well? You choose. Better prevent that from happening.

Hahahaha this is hilarious!

Gotta love Armie for all the drama he brings!

R213 Or even better you could lose your job...do you have a job, my dear? Mental issues should really be taken seriously. I’m worried about you.

I love it that you are worried.

And I love it that you love it. Let’s carry on, shall we?

We shall :) :) Hugs and kisses

You see...I think you should have answered differently here.

I know...

Or maybe you don’t?

Maybe...

Stop shitposting, you stupid cunts.

Hahaha...

Disowning CMBYN would also hurt his wife's social media.

It will be hilarious to watch!

Disowning his best performance and the only project that has made him seem human would be professional suicide, but he seems to be in a pretty kamikaze mood. I wouldn't be too shocked if he ends up doing it and dedicating the rest of his life to real estate and Republican fundraisers with the wife.

He was awful in CMBYN. His only excellent performance so far has been Sorry to Bother You. Fantastic performance.

R222 Shitposting is what YOU are doing here, in this thread, right now.

I’m analysing my buddy here who needs help.

R223 Your “hahaha” is too short. Usually it’s “hahahahahaha”. You see, you’re depressed.

Well his awful performance got the thumbs up from plenty of critics and gave him a golden globe nomination which a more than many would expect from a guy like him. I'm not defending him, just saying his performance in CMBYN has been his most "successful" one.

Armie looked far too old for the part. They needed someone who actually looked 21 not someone who looked like he could have been Elio's father.

Anddddddd here we’re repeating the same old shit for the 456464453735267383th time. I swear that you all need to go out and enjoy your lives than shit on others.

Oh yeah he's disowning CMBYN until he starts talking about it in his next interview. lmfao are y'all for real?

R231 No, they are simply dumber than Armie, the person they shit on.

R226 And not even STBY is getting him decent work.

He has already committed to the Anthony Mackie film which is probably going to film soon.

That's probably the worse he has done in a while. Nothing after that.

Don't most actors have personal assistants to weed though their social media?Someone to delete and block the creepy stuff. It just doesn't usually look good for rich and famous actor to be getting in these kids of fights. Didn't he also get all pissy on Twitter about that buzzfeed article? He just got more people to read a mildly unflattering article.

Why did the bitch wife just repost the same stupid Italy pic from a few days ago?

Can't wait to see what he'll do tomorrow *popcorn.gif*

At this point I just hope he leaves Tim out of his Hammer Family drama.

Tumblr found a replacement for Oliver and he's hotter and looks younger than Armie. Tom Farrelly. And he appears to be gay. I just wonder if he's tall and hot enough for Tim to want to crawl over him like he wanted to with Armie.

People think Armie Hammer is a golden boy worth hundreds of millions. First of all, he's covered with horrible stretch marks and has severe eczema. He suffers folliculitis and incurable jock itch and funguses in his nails. He carries all STIs that can be carried except HIV. Also, his inheritance is uncertain and his IQ hovers at 100. Finally, he has a disgusting coin slot ass, skin tags, and a 6 inch average cock.

R240 Well that was fast.

Fuck me! He is gorgeous. Is he really gay?

Tumblr are idiots (then again what else is new) because Luca would first replace Timmy before Armie and this is coming from a Timmy stan. As for that guy unless he has weirdly disproportionate hands to the rest of his body, I don't think he's tall. For reference, Armie's hands are huge. So no, I'm afraid he won't do for Timmy's tall tree climbing taste lol.

Nevermind I got my answer.

Yeah so I looked thru the guy's ig and he looks pretty short to me.

He is 184.

Okay I'm gonna go and stalk him now.

r247 maybe but models/actors lie all the time about their height. He looks average height to me, maybe as tall as Timmy also he's too gay looking (sorry) to pair him up as Oliver with Timmy. Or maybe I'm too used to a manly Oliver? Either way Luca's not dropping Armie so the point is moot. The sequel will probably not happen anyway the way Armie's going.

Are you stupid? You think I'm thinking about that stupid sub-par sequel?

Not tall enough for Timmy to climb but he's super hot. Maybe even Luca would be okay with that replacement lmao. Also, i don't find him too "gay looking" at all.

R69 did his bony, no-ass-having, pushing-40 wife seriously wear a thong swimsuit, and then force some poor schmuck to take a picture of her strategically posed to show it off?

The wife is proof that straight women shouldn't marry men much better-looking than themselves. I wonder if a lot of the ostentatious perfect wife/mommy shtick is actually just overcompensation on her part. Is she still forcing the little girl into creepy frilly dolly dresses 24/7?

Just 2 days ago. HOT

He has huge feet damn. His wife is bony af yikes no wonder he was more interested in starting fights on Timmy's ig than banging that bag of bones.

Yes R252 she still dresses up the daughter as a Baby Jane doll

LOL I just realized how "posed" that lawn chair photo is

Does anyone actually think Armie Hammer is smart enought to do a crossword puzzle?

R256 Yes. He is. But he’d rather go party.

I want to get between Armie's lawn ornament legs and suck for hours and hours. I'm over here wilting.

He should go the Mads Mikkelsen route. Than man is sex on legs.

R259 I'm pretty sure it's too late for Armie to become Scandinavian

R260 Nah, he already has the physique. I was talking about his career. If he shows dong with coke he’s in.

R241 Where are you getting your information? Links please

R262 They can’t give you links because they’re back to Bethlem.

R241 gave his own bio and said it was Armie.

oh, so that's where Timo got his chlamydia r241

Interesting pic. No kids?Armie bored as fuck working a crossword puzzle like a retired old man. They are both tanning? Who tans today? That is not a very country club Hammer Foundation appropriate swim suit on Armies wife. Who is taking that pic and posting such a private moment on social media? They should be fired. I mean she is putting her ass out there for the world to see like a Kardashian at Burningman. Mom cover up please. No self respecting guy wants his mother's ass out there like that. Mrs Hammer think about your boys.

R266 You need therapy as well.

shows dong with coke?

R266 is an unfuckable shut in.

“Who tans today?”.....snort

R240 he seems perfect, but we'll have to see him in action. His acting skills should be on a par with Tim's.

Ninguno de los tres a decir verdad puede seguir adelante con sus vidas. Timothèe Chalamet saca a colación a Armie en cada entrevista, y como él mismo dijo en una de ellas "tienen una relación muy extraña". No es que a mí me gusten las discusiones y menos aun cuando se trata de peleas estúpidas en redes sociales, pero se puede decir que vivimos en un periodo muy entretenido con esta historia, como acabara no lo sabemos, y tampoco sabemos cuando ya que como acabo de decir ninguno de los tres esta dispuesto a dejarlo marchar. Un cotilleo muy interesante, resulta que en San Sebastian una fan se acercó a Tim y dijo que el olía "literalmente" a rosas.. digo interesante porque si Elizabeth y yo compartimos un gusto común y resulta ser cierto lo que leí en una entrevista, ella usa el perfume Chloe,¿ y a que no sabéis a que huele susodicho perfume? Si, lo habéis adivinado.

I eat tacos and burritos.

LOL have you seen their engagement photo? They appear to have gotten it done at Glamour Shots at the mall.

Armie should thank his Grandad for depositing one million$ into his checking account every month forever. Yes I am jealous of my trust fund friends that never have to worry the money.

R273 LOL I've actually never seen that! Looks like a TV Guide promo pic for some shitty soap opera.

[quote]I mean she is putting her ass out there for the world to see like a Kardashian at Burningman.

Ugh, that reminds me of the time she actually POSED WITH KIM K at some "LA business moms" event (or some other equally insipid shit) and shared the pic on Insta.

Holy shit that engagement photo is so embarrassing.

I think the glamour shots and dressing the kids like kewpie dolls is all part of that weird Texas beauty pageant culture. Creating the illusion of a happy, beautiful, wholesome Christian family. Everything's just perfect. Not a hair out of place--like Stepford.

That's why I don't buy their perfect marriage at all. No happy person wastes as much time and effort as they do to broadcast how happy they are.

Hi Elizabeth @241! Armie must have ticked you off for you to spill the beans so.

This entire thread is retarded

So are you.

R271 Ay, par favar...

She has had some serious work done, don't you think? Lightening the hair is only the tip of the iceberg.

Nose job? Lips?

Ok! THe spamming comes.

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R503 My phone while waiting for the train to come. GM to you too, sweetie!

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