Dancing with the Stars Season 27: Who AreThese People?

John Schneider is out of jail? Maybe he has one of the ankle cuffs.

I'm voting for John every week and I don't even watch the show.

I don't think anyone is going to flee the country for not paying spousal support R1.

Who are those people

These people are those people.

I know who John, Nancy, Mary Lou, and Nikki are...but that's it. Sad group this year...

But I'd still do John Schneider in a heartbeat.

Who even won the All Sports edition that featured DL fave, Adam Rippon?

It’d be funny if the show reveals that Mary Lou Rettin is a megabitch in real life

Bobby Bones is an annoying country radio jock. He was even more annoying when he was a top 40 radio jock on Austin's KISS FM. He's a poor man's Ryan Seacrest.

Yes, R7, it was Adam.

I think that I could get bigger names for celebrity bowling....get me Roz Kelly and Donna Pescow!!

That’s “Donna Pescow, Former Star of TV’s ‘Angie’” to you, bud.

Love Joe, a real sweetheart from The Bachelor

Get me Justine Bateman and Susan Anton...I smell a comeback...either that, or Ma’s Blintzes are giving me gas again. Ma.....

How do you think the white, pro male dancer with the yellow skin will do this season?

I knew three names: Schneider, Retton, McKeon

Retton is appropriately paired with fellow gnome Sasha Farber.

Gleb

I believe The Good Doctor’s season premiere is the same night as that of DWTS.

At this point they should do a “Stars of Tomorrow!” season and cast all unknowns. No one really cares anymore.

R20, how about an edition with “Stars They Try to Make Happen But Don’t”. It could feature Armie Hammer, Sam Worthington, Gretchen Mol among others.

I don't know who the heck Bobby Bones is but he's kinda cute. What do we know about him? Is he into the mansex?

This is Datalounge where all attractive men are gay.

It's become like Commedia Dell'Arte, with stock characters:

The lumbering African American jock

The tiny gymnastic/skating athlete woman/ringer

The doofy '70s TV elder

The controversial rightwing patsy/whore/bitch/felon

The cute ethnically vague former Disney kid

The disabled athlete/veteran

The Country something or other

The heterosexual mating orgy/reality show contestant

The Fat One.

And sometimes the Old One.

DWTS will likely be canceled at the end of the season or demoted to once a year. Its ratings have been bleeding every cycle. It’s a very popular show for the elderly but is not popular among the people advertisers care about.

Seriously I know 3 people. This is becoming farce. Schneider had to get a job. He makes most of his money these days touring the autograph shows.

“Dancing With People Who May Be Familiar to You or Someone You Know”

Keep your hands off Juan. He's mine.

Can't wait for Disney night.

Is there a spot for me?

Why would Brenton be on DWTS? He doesn't fit into any of the categories at R24.

I see they're really scraping the bottom of the barrel now.

{quote]Can't wait for Disney night.

Now Disney I've heard of!

R21, Armie HAS happened and is a major star. He would be one or the biggest gets DWTS could ever dream of.

R35 = Timotay

Worst cast yet the ratings will be shittier than usual. Bangs for the win!

R26 makes me Wonder how any cbs show gets advertising, It’s all elderly people watching that channel.

DWTS is on the ABC network, grandpa.

R39 no shit grandma

27th straight season of Dataloungers looking at a DWTS cast and asking where the stars are.

I was voted off the first week and now I am at the top!

[quote] 27th straight season of Dataloungers looking at a DWTS cast and asking where the stars are.

Wasn't the actor who played J. Peterman on Seinfeld the first "star" who won the coveted Mirror Ball Trophy?

Like a couple of the posters above, I knew three —Schneider, Retton, and McKeon. An embarrassingly lackluster lineup, this will do nothing to turn those diminishing ratings around.

So Nancy McKeon keeps shunning Facts-of-Life-related gigs, but she'll do THIS? Did she turn out to support Kim Fields when Kim completed? I remember seeing photos of Lisa Whelchel and Charlotte Rae in the audience.

I hope the dancing moves don't make Mary Lou's anal fissure (revealed in another DL thread) flare up.

What FOL-related gigs has Nancy shunned, other than the craptastic 2001 reunion movie? She promoted the DVD release with Lisa & Mindy, back in 2006 (Kim didn't participate). She was at the TV Land Awards with the entire cast in 2011. She participated in the Paley Center FOL 35th Anniversary event in 2015 (Kim didn't do that, either). And she was interviewed for Entertainment Weekly's FOL Oral History in 2015 (which Mindy skipped).

[quote]Wasn't the actor who played J. Peterman on Seinfeld the first "star" who won the coveted Mirror Ball Trophy?

No, he lost to General Hospital's Kelly Monaco.

Grocery store Joe is a hunk.

Disney star Milo Manheim showed that he's a pretty great dancer on Disney's Zombies which is Disney's version of Romeo & Juliet where zombie guys falls in love with an alive girl in a town divided between humans and zombies.

Tinashe is a Beyonce wannabe.

Bump for the premiere.

Just looking at Mary Lou Retton’s face makes me cringe. She looks so god-damned perky and twee with that toothy smile that I'd like to slap the smile right of her face.

We've been wanting to do that since 1984 r52.

She looks like a demented squirrel.

Sad dying days of this once fun and entertaining TV show.

Shoot it in the head. Put it out of its misery.

When the professional dancer is more famous than their partner, you know it's time to take it behind the barn.

How do you think the white, pro male dancer with the yellow skin will do tonight?

A gnome with a dwarf.

Dancing With The Stars of the baby boomers?

Moles on Milo

The intro of the “stars”’was truly sad. I used to enjoy this show. A guilty pleasure, but a pleasure nonetheless. Not tonight, I’m watching more out habit than anticipation.

Is Nancy McKeon paying tribute to Charlotte Rae by wearing one of her dresses?

Keo looked like he was 1) not wearing underwear and 2) sporting a massive erection.

27 seasons! Wow. Even with 2 a year, that is a lot!

I’ve seen bigger names for Celebrity Bowling.

The blond backup dancer for the country radio guy’s number was the best thing tonight thus far.

Last season's super short ATHLETES edition of DWTS averaged just over 8 million viewers and just under a 1.1 adults 18-49 demo. I predict that the premiere will at least match those numbers and continue to dwindle to below that average as the season goes on. No one knows who any of these people are.

^^ and that season included America's Sweetheart Adam Rippon!

Not only has ABC overplayed DWTS over the past 13 (!) years but they're rolling out a "juniors" edition in October just as the mothership continues to sink lower and lower in the ratings.

[quote] ^^ and that season included America's Sweetheart Adam Rippon!

That’s Mary Lou Retton!!!

Seeing Nikki Glaser reminded me that both Martha Stewart and Cybill Shepherd had some funny insults at her expense on the Bruce Willis Roast.

Gleb

I just gave Gleb 4 votes.

What the hell? During the last ten seconds or so of Alan’s dance, the camera was shooting the ceiling? Did he drop the camera? Either the cameraman or the director who took the shots is an idiot!

The ceiling was more entertaining to look at then the "action" on the dancefkoor

R72 I was wondering myself what happened and lolol r73.

Who won?

Results are tomorrow, R76.

What a joke. What kind of drugs are the judges on? These performances are sadly inept.

The pros have quite a job trying to make these idiots look good while guiding them like dead weight puppets.

Did you see the upper lip lines on Mary Lou? 50? She looks 75, if a day.

Rashad Jennings was in the audience tonight. He's damn handsome. Seems gay to me. Any stories?

"Dancing" with the "Stars"

And yet.................. everybody watched.

R81, everybody watched? LOL

There are only a dozen posts here from “everybody” who watched the show. That’s pretty lame. I didn’t watch it, bu5 decided to check the snark here.

Both Rashad AND tonight's football player ping to high heaven.

All I know is Gleb Savchenko is gorgeous and sexy as hell.

Gleb

oh, dear.

Sure, R82. And you watch PBS exclusively.

The blind girl was better than half the guys. Hell the blind girl's guide dog was better than most of the guys.

The ratings were abysmal! 1.0 with 7 million overall viewers.

27 seasons? Has it really been 27 years since this crap went on the air?

No, there are 2 seasons per year. And I am shocked the ratings were that low.

Which hot young thing does Bruno have his eye on this year?

R92, either the bachelor or the Hispanic guy.

Gleb

I know three of these heaux.

Mary Lou is the ultimate FRAU!

My daughter LOVES Milo Manheim from Zombies!

He's a cute kid, surprisingly, since he shot out of Camryn's cooch.

OMG, ML Retton has smokers mouth and Nancy McKeon is just awkward. I think she has taken on the shape of a gourd.

Poor Gleb. Why do the producers saddle him with the worst dancers?

R99 because he is boring?

I'd still do Bruno.

Gleb has a bad attitude, but his partner wasn't the worst. She's a legit comedian, maybe the only cool contestant they had. Gleb is getting flabby but his face is perfection. I don't want to fuck him, I want to look like him.

The football dude who partners little Miss Lindsay Mormon is all the man that I need. OooweeeE.

Sharna and Cheryl and Whitney are goddesses that make the show still (barely) worthwhile. Whitney is fucking funny too.

[quote]No, there are 2 seasons per year. And I am shocked the ratings were that low.

Why? Have you really heard of any of these? The comedienne? Some guy kickoff the first night of the Bachelorette? Some Country DJ? This is realistically the worst cast they ever had. Florence Henderson had to actually beg and show up every season in the audience for them to book her, now they can't get B stars.

Did anybody get eliminated yet?

Florence Henderson was eliminated.

R104 some comedienne no one has ever heard of got the boot and Bangs Mckeon got saved in the bottom two.

How long before Artem snaps the "blind" lady's neck? I don't like blind people, I want her off my TV.

[quote]How long before Artem snaps the "blind" lady's neck?

Frankly, I can't see that happening.

I don't watch DWTS very often (unless there is someone I'm particularly interested in)....but that blind skier wasn't nearly the worst dancer that I've seen.

[quote] but that blind skier wasn't nearly the worst dancer that I've seen.

Tucker Carlson and Kate Gosselin (sp?) were the worst in my opinion.

The blind skier can see. I want her gone. Artem will have her killed if he has to go another week of her feeling up his legs to "see" how to move. She's a fraud AND a bad dancer.

Will blind chick leave this week or comedian/DJ?

How do you think the white, pro male dancer with the yellow skin will do tonight?

Where is John Schnieder's legendary bulge?

Nancy seems like a nice, wholesome girl. Nothing pings to me about her. She embodies Jo, so perhaps she was just a good actress?

On Datalounge, everyone is gay, especially the obviously straight women like Nancy McKeon

The Bachelor guy is good looking but looks like he has a dark side, like he could go into a rage any moment.

Mary Lou Retton and Nancy McKeon are making me uncomfortable. Can someone at ABC please just cut them a check and send them home.

She's fat.

Milo Mannheim's gay dad.

That Milo kid is so damn hot. Was wondering who the dad was. How'd big Camryn arrange that? Old friend?

Hey, he's only 17.

Is he the Allstate accident forgiveness kid who has a car accident, tells his parents and is grounded?

R123, no, but he and Milo like to swordfight.

So, MacKenzie Ziegler is a contestant on DWTS Junior. No ringer there. Who will be a judge, Maddy or Abby Lee?

Speaking of ringers, that girl who did the ballet tango didn't just take up dancing 6 weeks ago. Nah. Tanisha on the other hand is FIRE.

Val and and Nancy are adorable, but a fractured foot means her game is over. Was she somebody back in the 80s? Ugh that blind lady makes me sick. Get her out of there. Blind people have no business stumbling all over the place on the TV. Artem looks like he has the plague. I see a tragic accident for them if she doesn't go home tomorrow.

[quote] Was she somebody back in the 80s?

R126, you know exactly who she is. Stop posing.

I'm a black man born in 1983. Who the fuck is Nancy, that was my question. I don't know the gymnast either but she looks like a gymnast. They are both before my time. The old dude in his 60s that tries to high five everyone is no one either. Don't tell me I'm posing you trifling bitch @ R127. We don't take well to that where I'm from.

[quote] I'm a black man

No, you're not.

[quote] born in 1983.

No, you weren't.

[quote] They are both before my time.

No, they aren't.

[quote] The old dude in his 60s that tries to high five everyone is no one either.

Now you're trying too hard.

[quote] Don't tell me I'm posing you trifling bitch @ R127. We don't take well to that where I'm from.

Stop pulling cliches from movies.

[quote]I'm a black man born in 1983.

And didn't have a TV.

Milo was pretty damn good for a 17 year old kid. And if the hunk in R120’s post is his father.....wowza!

Has anyone on this site had Milo’s father? Spill!

I would like to see Allan naked please.

The ratings dropped 20% week-to-week and was fourth in its timeslot. It's now getting fractional numbers in the demo. ABC will demote it to once a year, put it in the summer or cancel it altogether.

Gleb

The Juniors show will probably kill the whole thing. It's creepy and no one will watch.

[quote]It's creepy and no one will watch.

You are way over estimating the taste of the American frau audience.

I still want to be in the middle of a Gleb - Artem sandwich. John Schneider is disappointing -- no bulge and bad dancer. Alan -- nice body but a very fem personality. Keo is growing on me -- as long as they keep showing his butt and his basket.

Milo's daddy.

Mary Lou has a nose more hooked than the eagle on The Muppet Show.

My mom refers to Mary Lou as "Grandma," which is funny considering my mom is 77 years old. She adores Nancy McKeon.

Has the blind chick made out of the building yet?

They should do a Special Olympics version of the show. Famous people who are old, can't dance for shit. The highest score would be a 5 and the winner would be the most improved dancer. It would be fun.

Allen is so damn sexy, looks like he had a trach at one point, the scar on his neck.

Keo is head to toe fire. His body is the best and his voice is damn sexy too. That ebony champ from South Africa. Good for Dancing with The Stars for casting such a dark skinned man. Now give him a partner he can win with. He's and Artem are always near the first to go. But Keo can dance much better than manorexic Artem. Same with the beautiful Sharna, give that woman something decent to work with. Little Blonde Miss Mormons LIndsay and Whitney always get the best males partners. (Cheryl insists on someone decent too) Allen looks like a jug eared Idiot with flab everywhere. Something very immature about him. Erin dragged him good last night - they obviously don't like him much there.

0.8 in the demos LOL vh1 shows do better

Sharma worked with Charlie White. Whitney gets the teeny bopper, since they are closest in age. The producers most certainly rigged the partners for Derek.

[quote] The producers most certainly rigged the partners for Derek.

Who?

R139 I spotted Elvis in those pictures of “Milo’s Daddy”. Was there cloning involved? I’d do Milo’s daddy. Anyone else had him?

Gleb

Fuck me Gleb.

Men that pretty should be bottoms

[quote]Allen is so damn sexy, looks like he had a trach at one point, the scar on his neck.

Actually Erin Andrews is the one I loathe, I notice she rarely does publicity for the show.

However, her dragging of Allen was unexpected but welcome.

Both Keo and Val put on weight, with Keo's huge ass being a highlight Tuesday night.

The Harry Potter girl and Cheryl's partner both seem like non-entities.

Top two will be Milo and the one named girl I never heard of and don't have the energy to look up.

Where, oh where, is the yellow-skinned dancer? Had he been on, I'm willing to bet he would have been peared with Shintache.

I'm waiting for the first "celebrity" epileptic or "celebrity" brain-dead contestant. Then I'd consider watching.

[quote] peared

Where did the blind girl go?

She can't even see where she went.

[quote] Where did the blind girl go?

I don't know. I'm blind too.

I'm still trying to figure out where Allen's "accent" comes from. He was born and raised in suburban Minneapolis yet sounds like he emigrated from somewhere in Eastern Europe as a young adult. I grew up 2 or 3 suburbs over from him - nobody sounded like that. Don't get me wrong.... I'd still fuck him until we both passed out from exhaustion, but that accent is a total record scratch.

Allen is a gypsy. He's not really from Wisconsin. Roma. Also why he is so misshapen.

What’s misshapen about him, R162?

Womanly hips and fat girl birthday party face.

[quote]Allen is a gypsy. He's not really from Wisconsin. Roma. Also why he is so misshapen.

Who said he's from Wisconsin? All of his bios say he was born and raised in Minnesota. And he's not Roma, he's Russian (and given the last name probably Jewish).

"and given the last name probably Jewish"

Probably!?

He practically has the Star of David on his face he looks like such a Jew.

How do you think the white, pro male dancer with the yellow skin will do tonight?

Cute as a button Milo nails the dance tonight.

A delightful dance for Milo!

Has Milo presented hole yet?

What was Alan’s partner’s sob story? I missed her taped package about her year.

Her mother died.

Has Schneider mentioned his DUI arrest yet?

Did the Mamma Mia guy come out? He said he was teased and bullied because he was "artistic".

That adjacent one, R174?

Poor Jo.

Poor Nancy. I was hoping she would have lasted a few more weeks.

Bummed Nancy is out already. We didn't even get to see her FoL co-stars make an appearance.

John Schneider has better up his game ASAP, because as tonight’s show proved, nostalgia doesn’t count for much!

No reason to watch anymore. I wonder if the ratings will top 1.0 anymore this season?

r170 If he did, it would be against the law. He is only 17 years old.

Mary Lou looks great for 85 years old.

Nancy SUCKED HARD!

Isn't John Schneider a hardcore Repig?

R179, He needs to show America his impressive VPL.

R184 so is 90 year old Mary lou!

Seriously ,why does Mary look like a shriveled up balding grandma?

Nancy looks about 100 times better than Mary Lou.

[quote]Seriously ,why does Mary look like a shriveled up balding grandma?

Those elfin cheerleader types rarely age well. Adorable at 16 - trolls by 40.

Milo is pretty good for a 17 year old. I saw his mom in the audience. I wonder if his dad was there?

Camryn Meinheim is Milo’s mom wtf? How did he end up so hot and thin? Why didn’t I realize this earlier lol

milo is totally a bottom.

Is juan pablo gay?

I hope Milo is on GayHoopla next year.

What the hell does Milo have to do to get a 10? They underscored him on purpose.

I cannot stand Milo.

R196 why? He’s a good dancer, pretty cute and the son of Toby Walters. What is there to hate?

Milo is adorable.

Milo singing in his movie premiere:

Would the show’s ratings be better if Derek were back?

I don't get the allure of Alan's partner Alexis. Stretched out big lips, huge mouth, gangly and awkward. And her claim to fame is as an Instagram star? Puh-leeeeze! Alan is hot and adorable as always, though.

[quote]I don't get the allure of Alan's partner Alexis. Stretched out big lips, huge mouth, gangly and awkward. And her claim to fame is as an Instagram star? Puh-leeeeze! Alan is hot and adorable as always, though.

Yeah, we get it R201 you forgot she has Cooties too.

Was Juan Pablo the cute Greek who ended up with Colin Firth in Mamma Mia?

Yes!

Mom and son.

I like Milo’s daddy better......

Milo looks like daddy.

He's so damn obnoxious

R206 camryn was getting it from That stud?

[quote]He's so damn obnoxious

He's 17, ALL 17 year olds are obnoxious, lighten up.

Sad to see Jo McKeon go home. I thought she had really improved and had great chemistry with her dance partner, Vlad.

R206 he was a sperm donor. He’s gay.

Whoops, I meant R209

Gleb.

You know that Gleb has to be a wonderfully mean fuck.

Associating Gleb with anything mean seems wrong. A fuck with him I can imagine as sweet or delicious.

Gleb's getting a little chubby.

You think that's chubby. R217?

Val is the chubby one.

Gleb.

R 218, it is for a dancer.

R221 he’s always had those lovehandles, too much chak-chak and vatrushka..

Gleb is gorgeous! I wonder what happened to Alec Mazo, he was almost as hot as Gleb.

I think Milo's dad was a sperm donor but played an active role in his life.

Nole.

Boobs out.

And Artem has been out for a week or more. I didn't even see him dancing in the troupe. I heart Artem.

Jesus, did Joey Fatone get even fatter?! And a little of his mugging and camera-hogging goes a long way!

It was cringe-inducing when Rashad broke the other football player’s finger. Yikes!

Milo and Riker should be naked. The dance would have been better.

The Bachelor duo/trio was possibly the worst dance I have er seen on DWTS. Even the gratuitous shirtlessness couldn't redeem it.

It was the worst. I'm confused. Everybody else got a third who had danced well before. Joe got a partner who had no sense of rhythm or any talent.

Agreed, that “Bachelorette” dance was Hall-of-Shame horrible.

And did anyone else notice the audience shot of Tyler and Angela from this past season of “Big Brother”?

How do you think the white, pro male dancer with the yellow skin will do tonight?

R230 I know. I had to laugh when right after that, the Instagram model was joined by a literal professional dancer for her trio.

Elimination of a good dancer and keeping of the three terrible men? Wow.

That Shintashi was so cheesy and stuck up with all her facial exaggerated expressions before she eliminated. SHe thought she better than all that, but ha! Serve her right.

Jesus, even down to a fake black dialect, R 235. Lower the hood and skulk off.

Gleb

I still cannot stand Milo and as much as I like Joe, that was the worst dance ever..well calling it dancing is a joke and why they brought in that douche bag nut case to be the 3rd is even worse.

We'll see if Joe survives next week's elimination. It might have been the worst judges' critique I've heard on the show. Not even pretending to like anything.

[quote] why they brought in that douche bag nut case to be the 3rd is even worse.

Who?

Joe gives off the vibe like he doesn't give a shit about anything. Send her home!

Juan Pablo's splits were just about the sexiest thing I"ve ever seen on DWTS! More, baby!!!

Milo fucking killed it last night, in no small part due to the choreography (plus Milo's ability to execute it). Whitney has a fine line to walk because he's still underaged - but she manages to get the style and the content in every week without it seeming creepy.

Coupled with the fact that Riker is so good. She didn't have to hide anyone.

Jordan the lovable gay cub was soooo good Monday night. Bring him back for next season and he'll win the whole darn thing!

I'm not imagining the fact Juan Pablo Di Pace is a big old flaming queen, am I? This week I watched him applauding Milo, Whitney & Riker and it was essentially a golf clap with a very pronounced lisp.

Juan Pablo also got very snippy with Cheryl for not letting him hold his arms in his idea of an elegant manner AND he said you better believe it Papi when Bruno said his ass was his secret weapon on the dancefloor. What about the children? This show is gay filth.

Juan Pablo wanted to get fucked by Riker or Milo, which is why he clapped.

Milo looks like a dufus and Riker is not exactly good looking. Someone on this thread is an OLD man with a taste for scrawny twink dick.

Gleb on How to Get Away with Murder!

Why, R250?

Gleb has got away with murder EVERY season he appeared on DWTS. He is by far the least talented ballroom dancer they ever let compete as a pro. He's shite to be honest - but so handsome. He should become an actor quickly, because the open shirts and slow legs aren't working for him anymore.

Gleb

I wish Glen would get partnered with a talented "star" so that he'd last longer on the dance floor. He's beautiful and deserves to be seen!

Gleb has his own underpants line

Gleb fills out those trunks really well -- front and back.

Yowsa r255!

Gleb got some of his dancer colleagues to model his tight shorts on Instagram, Alan Bernstein looked beyond spectacular.

Alan has womanly hips.

Gleb

I think Alan is sexy af.

R261 there are much sexier so you think you can dance alums out there, alan is meh.

It's penis night on DWTS

R263, how is Milo’s peen? I bet he’s hung.

Juan Pablo VPL

When Alan leaned back you saw his too.

Is Alan the classic big-dicked bottom that every top is looking for?

Nope

How do you think the white pro male dancer with the yellow skin will do tonight?

Juan Pablo posed nude.......

That’s hilarious, R270.

Milo showed cute ass in tights that Bruno was so eager to rim. My God, can anything be more evident?

How attractive is Matteo Bocelli?

milo has a shapeless body and wears jeggings. i suppose he had a bulge but there's nothing else attractive on that kid.....he's going to win that mirror trophy though.

Based on what I saw tonight that Royal Opera photo is pretty accurate. There did not seem to be a substantial P (or for that matter B) in Juan Pablo's surprisingly visible (for early prime time) VPL this evening. That said, I'd still fuck him.

I would agree 274. Milo will win. It will be between him and Juan Pablo. Ultimately Milo's Gee Whiz enthusiasm will take down Juan Pablo's increasingly smug persona. Both of them are shockingly good, but Milo is so much more likeable. In a tie for talent, likeable wins.

What about the football player? I think he is winning it.

He was almost eliminated, R277. It's going to be a man this year, since,other than Mary Lou, none of the women have a following.

Sounds like a plausible scenario, R276! Milo is more likable than Juan Pablo, he’d be my choice to win so far.

r278 You do realize that since they had no intention of dropping anyone they just picked 2 names to amplify the "drama."

When they do that, it's because the contestants don't have a big following and they want to put " panic" into the viewers so they will vote for the couple.

Jesus, the fake " showmances" are tiresome.

Mary Lou's face reminds me of one of those dried up, shriveled apple "old lady" faces that I remember seeing when I was younger.

Gelb

r258 Can you link to the pics?

It's been clearly stated before that the second "jeopardy" team may actually not be in jeopardy but just used for dramatic effect. The DJ and the Bachelor guy has to go. The Bachelor guy can barely walk down the stairs, let alone dance.

I agree about DJ and Bachelor.

Agree r283! You took the words right out if my mouth!

Milo gets on my nerves and he looked stupid in the spandex. I don't find him hot at all, but he CAN dance. My cock has persuaded me that Juan Pablo should win despite the smugness.

And get that Bachelor geek OUT! The crazed Fraus are keeping him in the game by mass dialing. He is the worst dancer I have ever seen. And has the personality of a garden slug.

Milo is so handsome. And tall. When he gets older he is only going to get better looking.

Have we determined if Bobby the radio guy is gay or not? He seems it, but you never can tell. I find him very attractive, too

[quote]Milo gets on my nerves and he looked stupid in the spandex. I don't find him hot at all,

He's only 17.

So is Milo's mom Camryn, a lesbian?

Who cares how old Milo is, he's obnoxious and not attractive.

“Have any feelings developed for Alan?” WTF? He’s such a mo.

Matteo Bocelli is adorable.

Milo is so cute. Juan Pablo must be so jealous of his young horse cock.

[quote] Juan Pablo must be so jealous of his young horse cock.

No doubt. They obviously strapped down Milo's underaged package with duct tape and spanx, but we all saw Juan Pablo's rather diminutive bait and tackle flopping around quite clearly through his silky polyester pantaloons.

Juan Pablo wanted to get some attention from Bruno, who makes it obvious that he'd like to suck Milo's cock.

The fake showmance will be peddled every show in an attempt to get younger women to vote for the unknown girl, since the show would otherwise have a finale with all men. They would be condemned by feminists and SJWs as another example of male privilege.

Is it apparent to all this will be the only season of DWTS jr?

r298, who this season is being given a fake shomance?

Alexis and Alan

Thanks r300. Yes that is obviously fake but what is very real is the snotty asides from Erin Andrews to Alan in every episode.

Can someone please tell me who this Erin is? What is her claim to "fame"?

Former winner? But who the FUCK is she and how did she get the co-hosting gig with her condescending, homophobic ways?

[quote]Can someone please tell me who this Erin is? What is her claim to "fame"?

She is a host on ESPN and was a victim when she was at a hotel and someone next door drilled a hole and videoed her naked in her room and posted it.

She was also a (bad) contestant on the show. I think she had the misfortune of being tortured by Maks.

R304, having Maks as a partner should ensure a permanent gig on the show. Whomever was paired with Kate Gosselin should get a lifetime annuity.

Thank you r303 and r304. That explains her hostility.

They needs to have an all lesbian season of DWTS, but are they that many lesbians that you can call "stars"?

Gleb

R307 Well, they call the current cast "stars", so it shouldn't be a problem.

We'd probably get higher level stars by casting lesbians - Ellen, Rosie, Portia et. al

r309 - Pretty sure Portia from RHOA is not a lesbian. And Portia from RHOBH is way too young to know.

If Milo is hung like his father then Bruno would definitely want some (in a year when he’s legal, of course)

Portia DeRossi r310. You know Ellen and Portia sitting in a tree AND because I couldn't think of any more famous lesbians.

Who is Milo's father r311? Did he fuck the fat mother? And how do we know he is hung?

R313, take some time and scroll up and you will see. The dad's been revealed several times.

Milo has said he'd like to date Kendall Jenner. Hmm, I wonder why?

I'm guessing Taylor Swift would be his second choice.

Keo's ass. Gleb's face. Artem's body.

R316, whose penis?

Keo's face, Keo's body, Keo's ass, Keo's penis.

R313. I know from 1st hand experience. :)

R316, add Val's big Russian porn star-sized penis.

Holy shit, Miles has a beautiful butt. Why isn’t he legal?

Also, Erin Andrews is such a useless cunt.

How do you think the white pro male dancer with the yellow skin will do tonight?

Gleb

It’s so embarrassing when women fall for gay dancers.

I think Erin Andrews is hilarious. I'm an ex pro football player and she just refuses to get too wuzzy for the crowd or that fucking Moron Alan. She's used to talking to athletes and she's a grown ass woman. She can be moved by sentiment but not phoniness and showmances. She busted Val's nuts when he tried that trick to win one season too. It didn't work. She reminds me a bit of Julia Roberts - she's kind of obnoxious. The eldergays of DL don't like Erin because she's not fake and ladylike. The contestants like her fine. She's fucking funny.

Whitney or Cheryl are taking home another well deserved trophy. The two goddesses of the show and both great choreographers. (Sorry Sharna) Milo and Juan Pablo are on fire. Milo is more annoying though.

Milo looks like he can cum 4-5 times in a row. Yummy

Erin is the one moving the fake showmance along. She adds nothing.

Juan Pablo from last night - 30/30

Milo from last night. 30/30

No fan of Milo but that dance was brilliant

Gleb

It just might have been the best contemporary dance I've seen on the show r330. Great choreography. great dancing and great "acting". To the Milo is annoying camp - he's fucking 17. Most 17 year olds are annoying. I find Juan Pablo's prissy smugness far more irritating.

Milo is a talented top.

R333 = Camryn Manheim

Whitney made that dance, not Milo. She does all the heavy lifting and the beautiful jump 1 and a half turn split. Her broken doll positions and very fast movements with flexed positions are impressive for a ballroom girl. Milo partnered her very well and the one arm lift was good. The piece was powerful are very creative, thanks to Whitney. Juan Pablo DANCED a very complex proper jive AND delivered some intricate Egyptian tutting choreo too. It was a much more difficult routine for the celebrity partner. Both executed their dances to deserved perfect scores, but Juan Pablo is so far the better dancer.

My favorite pro continues to be Sharna, who tamed Bonner Bolton.

Erin is a cunt.

Isn't Allen gay?

Sick of straight-bro Grocery Joe. Simian features and dances like a pigeon on crack.

Gleb.

Who got voted off yesterday (I missed it)?

You’re sick of Gleb too, R337?

R338, the rabid, smiling chipmunk Ms. Retton.

Erin is hilarious. Mary Lou gymnast revealed that she was D-I-V-O-R-C-E-D almost a year ago. And then she was eliminated from the show too.

R341, did the fraus vote her out?

The cougars voted for Milo and his butt.

Why isn't John Schneider hot anymore????? I'm shocked Bo Duke lost his sway. This sucks. Show should be canceled.

Thanks for the commentary at r335 Juan Pablo. When you execute something well that doesn't require flashy arms and a painted on ballroom smile/smirk we'll talk.

I've been watching to see just a bit of bulge, some swagger, something. But I got nothing.

And just how many men pushing 60 do you find hot r344? Most men that age would kill to look like he does.

John Schneider looks good but old men lose their juice and start getting soft with their emotions and silly in these kind of movements. Dude suffers from that. My little sister says there is nothing more bone killing than seeing a 60 year old man cry. John is stoic and about to cry, ha. And he's got that gross partner who treats him like a fragile vase. He's not sensitive, just nice. Yuck.

BTW R345, I think Juan Pablo is a prissy fag too but he's a better dancer than Milo. So far. Try to be objective. I worry more about someone who keeps posting about a 17 year olds butt and cum - you're kind of gross dude. And older than John Schneider I bet.

R335, Whitney is very talented, but let's see if the choreography works as effectively if her partner were Grocery Store Joe. Milo is talented.

For the record r348 I, r345, am not the poster lusting over 17 year olds asses (and cum?) and would very much rather do the nasty with Juan Pablo - even if Milo was of age. I just happen to think Milo is a more interesting stage presence and more versatile dancer. I find Juan Pablo talented, but also very one note. Let's spar again when Juan Pablo finally steps out of the flashy Latin dances. My prediction is his contemporary will be a lyric, syrupy, mawkish mashup to a trite but compelling ballad (as they usually are).

Apologies R345. I don't want to fuck either of them but Juan Pablo is closer to my age. He's handsome too - but what's up with his arms? They look like BINGO arms went to the gym. If his contemporary is lyric and syrupy and mawkish, it will be because Cheryl has lost her damn mind. Because they have zero romantic chemistry. Cheryl's big weakness is dancing round her partner too much and Juan is too much a peacock for that. He'd drop his beads. Cheryl and Juan Pablo are going to turn out one of the best tangos you ever saw on this shit show, wait and see. And a great foxtrot. The producer's ain't dumb.

I'm sure the gawky kid has the edge but the pro's popularity matters too. So yeah, Whitney and Milo should prevail. Whitney is irresistable. Cheryl's a woman. We'll spar again. No worries.

Also r345....If Cheryl didn't trophy with Gilles Marini doing this, back then.... how is she expected to win with a pouffy brown gay maraca shaker in 2018???

r337 - Why do you feel that the Grocery Joe has simian features? BTW - I agree. He has similar features as the yellow-skinned dancer did. Not of this species.

Who is this yellow skinned dancer you keep referring to?

Ken Jeong, Rose.

6 men and 2 women left, which is unusual. ABC had better keep up the fake showmance or the finale will be all men.

Sad that apple-faced Marilu is gone. She likes to kick and stretch...and she's 50!

Marilu Henner, R357?

No, r358, Marilu Rettin

And really r356 only three of those six men have any business still being there. Bobby Bones and Grocery Joe should have been gone weeks ago because they're both fucking awful. Who knew they would have such ardent fan bases (especially since I'd never heard of either of them before the cast was announced). I can see why Schneider is still around - he probably had the highest name recognition of all the men cast this season. What shocks me more is who the two women left are (both deserving BTW). Lynch was a minor character in the Potter franchise and delightfully evil in GBF (which about 30 people saw outside the LGBTQetc film festival circuit, despite the fact its very entertaining). To be fair she is by far the best of the female dancers cast, but her survival is still a surprise. Ren is better than competent, but has also been propped up by the bizarre fauxmance the producers have concocted this season (I mean Alan topping anything! Really?). All of the women with any sort of real name recognition have fallen by the wayside, talented or not. The elimination order has certainly been quite puzzling. My guess is they realized early on this season is ultimately gawky Disney star vs. preening Netflix queen and decided - aw fuck it: We'll prop the internet chick up by making the masses believe she's fucking the aw shucks gay boy so we can be sure there's a woman in the top three.

Bobby Bones was whining on his radio show this morning that next week is country week and DWTS was stereotyping "his people" with the costumes and choreography planned. Also complained he wasn't getting higher scores.

WHo are his people?

Country music fans.

Rednecks & deplorables r362. He's the Bristol Palin of this season.

Exactly r364, I knew he'd last since he endlessly - and strategically - talked about his coming from some white trash red state small town in the first 3 episodes.

Joe was the first guy eliminated on the Bachelor last season but was easily the fan favorite just because he was so damn nice. Went on Bachelor in Paradise and finally found his g/f. He does have a huge fan base and that's why he's still around.

They should cast that big fat guy from MOdern Family on DWTS. After all, it's another ABC show, plus he could lose some weight. Maybe they should consider casting Krissti Metz and partner her with little Artem. LOL - wouldn't that be fun?

I see they don't have right-wing politicians or shills anymore. However, they tried to foist another Palin in DWTS Juniors, but he was eliminated first.

I feel sorry for poor Tripp Palin, who was obviously being forced to be on the show by her cunt mother and grandmother.

What about that girl who plays Nan on AHS? Would she be up for being on DWTS?

Nan Michiganwomyn?

[quote]I'm sure the gawky kid has the edge but the pro's popularity matters too. So yeah, Whitney and Milo should prevail. Whitney is irresistable. Cheryl's a woman. We'll spar again. No worries.

You're totally right about the pro mattering and pairing Whitney with Milo was brilliant. She just young and bright eyed enough to keep any "romantic" content from seeming cringe worthy. On the other hand she's capable of turning "Mickey & Judy" on its head with this week's contemporary and I do not agree she carried it. His face made the slow intro work and he matched her move for move after that really impactful lift. I look at the top two contenders this way: Milo could have totally pulled off Juan Pablo's King Tut Jive. It would have been looser and perhaps sillier, but it still would have worked; then try to picture Juan Pablo in that modern. The preening & grinning would have flat lined it. I just don't think Juan Pablo has much in him beyond "showgirl". Front row showgirl, but still showgirl.

Whitney is a newlywed, so there would be no hint of "romance." Besides, Milo is still not legal, although he's probably had more more sex at 17 than anyone on DL had had at that age.

Let's start a campaign to put Lens Dunham on the next season of DWTS! Who's with me?

Allan. Weekend. Vegas.

Trumpkin night tonight.

Juan Pablo is so cute. I’m ok that he isn’t hung.

How do you think the white pro male dancer with the yellow skin will do tonight?

Country Night....no thanks.

Milo is so precious.

Gleb

Do you think the country DJ will dance to a country song, or will he be rebellious?

Awwwwww Alan is straight. Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Do they really have feelings for each other is this shameless PR for the show?

Alan's body is so hot. So tight.

Alan is willing to kiss a yucky girl to win! That’s one ambitious homo.

I'm so sick of this fake showmance. Eliminate them, please.

[quote]Awwwwww Alan is straight. Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I think the proper response is teeheehee, really bitch?

The real issue is the women are being picked off like clay pigeons at a skeet shooting tournament and the Alan/Ren showmance is a desperate attempt to keep more than one woman in the running. The producers lucked out with Evanna - who has the Harry Potter fan base and then turned out to be a pretty damned good dancer. But if shes the only woman entering the semis facing Milo, Juan Pablo and and the gaggle of mediocrities that seem to survive like cockroaches after a nuclear attack- you do the math. I would not be surprised if the producers offered Alan a sizable "bonus" to pretend he loves the snatch just to keep another genuinely talented woman in the mix.

Sorry DLers. Milo's "country" fox trot SUCKED. He has danced far better before, but I am baffled by the queens' obsessive attraction to this pimply faced, gawky geek.

This show is so rigged. Why is that flat nosed, ape - mouth Grocery Joe still there? Our country's Fraus have abyssmal taste.

R387 Agree.

Please, for gawd's sake, do not tell me that Joe and Bones are headed to the semi finals.

Joe and Bones are headed for the semifinals, thanks to fraus and country music Republicans ( along with teen girls), the predominate demographic.

Sorry r390, they are. Bones I kind of get. He has a giant radio fan base and has improved immensely over the season. He actually held his own in the group dance and his enthusiasm is really infectious. Joe should have been gone by week two. This season is really Milo vs. Juan Pablo. The thing is Juan Pablo really has not been challenged yet - no modern, nothing slow. Every week he's been able to skate by with great footwork and that smug fucking fake assed grin that makes me want to shove a Jeff Stryker dildo in his mouth. Milo has been put through the stylistic wringer and all of it with a partner at least a foot shorter than he is. My respect for Whitney has grown by leaps and bounds this season. If anything, she more than Milo deserves the mirror ball.

Evanna has been the surprise. She has really improved and can hold her own. Bones has gotten better, but he's still pretty bad. However, he's going to be a mentor on American Idol this year.

Who is Bones?

395 posts later and I still don't know who the fuck half these people are.

Can we all agree that Alan is a power bottom?

Bones is the unattractive guy is red.

Keo, Demarcus. Gleb. Men.

Agree about Whitney, she's always been funny and talented but she's the star choreographer this year and even her own dancing is better than ever. Maybe Mormon girls really do wait for marriage because Whitney is radiant. That said, Milo's foxtrot was not his best dance and Juan Pablo's country Charleston was much more intricate and challenging. Juan Pablo barely even interacts with Cherly when they aren't performing. He's got a sexy ass but he's such a peacock - it's a turn off.

Demarcus, what a perfect looking MAN!!! He touched Lindsay in a way she liked.... Ivanna and Keo's rhumba was the best danced number this week IMO. She's quite fantastic, the leg action and arm movements and speed and positions - she's got it all. (Milo had a pretty bad frame in the foxtrot, tall or not.) But Keo is never going to win this show and neither will the gay latin, Juan Pablo. If the obnoxious Bobby Bones makes the finals I'll be pissed, but I won't be mad to see Witney take home the mirror ball. Her freestyle with Milo is going to be fire. He's got a crush on her, who wouldn't?

Gleb

[quote] But if shes the only woman entering the semis facing Milo, Juan Pablo and and the gaggle of mediocrities that seem to survive like cockroaches after a nuclear attack

Mediocrities? They are terrible and have no dancing ability. There have been seniors who's body don't do what they want that have been better than these two.

Producers, not the votes or judges' rankings determine who the finalists will be.

Joe has such a great body and was showing some VPL in those leather pants but Alan is so fucking hot . I don't believe that showmance for a minute, it won't end well for her.

R502, do you refer to Grocery Store Joe?

yes 403

Thanks, R404.

R402 types fishy.

What does that mean 406?

Gleb

Glub

Alan pretty much shut the showmance down in the Halloween episode. She told him she was starting to have feelings for him and he said he had to think about how he felt about her. They mentioned it being awkward, because the cameras where there. I didn't watch the country dance episode on November 5, but I think he nipped that one in the bud already, although that fucking bitch Erin Andrews keeps prodding him about it I hope he doesn't go along with it to hide his sexuality.

Glib

I love Erin Andrews. She is funny and has no fucks to give. Bergeron loves her too. She rides insincere homely lil girls like Alan with transparent ploys. He's a lil bitch behind the scenes and Erin isn't afraid to interview him, like she does on the field. Alana most certainly did not shut the showmance down R410. He admitted ON CAMERA that he has feelings for her too and they kissed a few times. ON CAMERA. Out in the countryside, because it was CUNTRY week and Alan Bernstein is a lil CUNT.

I love Erin as well and I don't think she throws any shade toward Alan

[quote]Alan pretty much shut the showmance down in the Halloween episode. She told him she was starting to have feelings for him and he said he had to think about how he felt about her. They mentioned it being awkward, because the cameras where there. I didn't watch the country dance episode on November 5, but I think he nipped that one in the bud already, although that fucking bitch Erin Andrews keeps prodding him about it I hope he doesn't go along with it to hide his sexuality.

In the country show Alan said he had feelings too an the kissed so your whole post means nothing.

Erin Andrews is useless.

Erin Andrews is fucking hilarious and a breath of fresh air on such a saccharine show. She's a locker room reporter and her blunt, awkward approach makes the show more fun. Bergeron has said she his favorite of his co-hosts. They both throw a little good natured shade every now and then.

She's a helluva ;lot better then the one they had before, now she's hocking sketchers on tv.

I love Erin too and think she’s hilarious. The two hosts before her were so robotic and lacked a personality. Erin and Tom have great chemistry too. You need someone with spontaneity on these types of shows, not someone who can only read off of a teleprompter.

The fake showmance is the only thing keeping Alan on the show, so he's going to go along with it,.

How will the white pro male dancer with the yellow skin do tonight?

Who’s that, r419?

Goodness, I hate Erin’s hair tonight.

Gleb.

Her hair does look awful.

So when the fuck does Juan Pablo have to do something other than a Latin Dance? I predict a contemporary would be a yawn fest.

And also, Erin's ratty assed Frozen braid needs to be put out of its misery.

Sharna rocks my world.

He only has the more difficult ( for him) dances left.

They’re still trying to sell gay ass Alan as hetero? Gurl, please.

Man - they're pimping the fuck out of Juan Pablo. Give the Argentine an Argentine Tango in the semis. Bring cancer survivor mom into the rehearsal. And still with the fucking open mouthed smile/smirk.

[quote] Who’s that, R419?

Yes, who is that?

Glad Keo has gotten far this season.

ERin read your post, R430.

Usually then season finale is a 2 night extravaganza. Interestingly enough, it is all over in one night next week, just on Monday.

I loathe Bobby Bones.

So do I, R433. He should’ve left the first week.

Bobby Bones is so obnoxious, all he does is harp on his small town, “his people”, how he represents real America (shudder). He’s starting to make Ryan Seacrest seem sincere.

“Alan and Bruno are so similar” says his beard. Yeah similar in that they’re both gay.

Alan in sequined workout wear...gurl.....

No shit r436 and r437. Alan just wrapped a rainbow flag around himself and sucked Bruno's dick on air. Also - showmance talk....gone gurl.

Richard Simmons is alive and well!

I used to like Alan and now I just want him to break a leg.

Yet no one invoked Richard's name, interestingly enough r440.

[quote] Yet no one invoked Richard's name, interestingly enough

?

Bruno's outfit during Juan Pablo's rehearsal was over-the-top gay.

No contemporary Juan Pablo? What a shock. The Latin aces Latin dances.

R443, or over-the-bottom gay.

R441 here. I meant r439, not r440.

Mee-lo

Milo has a Shawn Mendes quality.

This is such bullshit.

Bobby Bones - bwa ha ha

Bobby Bones for the win.

Juan Pablo and his showgirl smirk annoy me to the core of my being - but that was just fucking bullshit! Bobby Bones is in the finale and he goes home? No wonder they underscored Milo and were subdued in their Evanna praise tonight. They've been seeing the audience scores and were worried JP was not headed to the finale.

JP doesn't have the fan base. The showmance got them to the finale. Now, they need to be seen together all week out on the town to get the TMZ treatment.

Is that Italian gay guy still a judge on this shitfest?

Yes, R454. His name is Bruno.

That Bachelor guy is officially the worst dancer to go to the semi-finales.

Bobby Bones will win the fan vote ( country folk vote en masse); followed by Milo and the teeny vote; followed by Evanna and the HP followers; and in last, Alexis.

Did anyone notice Bobby Bones vigorously giving a thumbs-down when the results were announced and goodbyes were being said? I had the same reaction — to Bobby Bones still being there!

And the fact that ABC is airing the finale in a single show next week might indicate that they’re burning it off. I thought I’d read that ratings were really down this season, and this lackluster cast has to be a huge part of that. Wonder if ABC will try to improve the star power moving forward, or let the show die.

I thought the showmance was Alan and Ren r453. Juan Pablo is even less suited to a convincing bearding than Alan (well maybe before that god-awful Richard Simmons Jive he was). I'm starting to worry Bobby could take this. Regardless - Evanna & Milo could sit down and twirl on their asses for 90 seconds next week and still score 30's. The producers will do everything in their power to ensure Bobby does not win.

R456 - How soon we forget.

It is, R459. I forgot to type in their names in the second sentence. They have pretty much dropped asking questions about it on the show.

I've only heard of Nancy McKeon and mary Lou Retton, obviously. Don't know anyone else.

My votes are for the Jewish boy with the gay dad.

Daddy is very proud of Milo.

Alexis can use her ballet training next week for the freestyle.

As confirmed in her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit interview this year, Alexis grew up taking ballet lessons and is, in fact, now a classically trained ballerina. She was so good at her craft that she was even ready to audition to join a ballet company, but ultimately chose to pursue modeling instead. The outlet points out that "she's as flexible as ever" because of her background.

Bobby Bones is going to some bullshit position on American Idol next week. He is simply the male Candace Cameron Bure.

The DWTS Tour has been extended to March 9 - ending in Thousand Oaks, of all places. So I wonder if they will still have a 10 week season in 2019.

No one on this thread knows anything about dancing if they think that Milo was underscored. Not his best night. Evanna is better than he is, she's very good indeed. Cheryl and Juan Pablo did the most complex, dynamic and beautiful argentine tango ever performed on this shit show. He was perfection, better than Mario Lopez, or Gilles Marini or Maks and Meryl or any previous best Argentine tangos. Cheryl is not a girl anymore, she's been around since the show began and is more beautiful than ever. They were FIRE together. Whitney is a great tango dancer too but Milo practically knocked her over. Juan Pablo was too cheesy for the audience at home and Cheryl is a little too womanly and remote. She was very disappointed, she would have been the only female pro to win three times. She and Juan Pablo were the only ones who deserved to win. Obviously Witney and Milo will win now, and I love me some Witney, BUT Evanna and Keo are the remaining couple that should win.

You’re utterly right about Cheryl, R468. She’s a consummate professional and sexy too.

Agree r468. Show is over for me now that Juan Pablo is off. Hands down, best dancer.

Evanna should win. But she most likely won't.

So juan pablo wasn’t getting the votes because he is obviously gay?

The only thing that I can keep thinking about on this episode, was Alan's 80's workout video.

That has to be one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen on DWTS.

It was literally his coming out party. Surely, his fake showmance girlfriend has got to know now that she will never get anywhere with him.

[quote]How soon we forget.

Un huh. Bill Engvall was terrible but this Bachelor guy can barely walk without clomping. Drunks walking a white line are more graceful.

Not the first time someone gets double 30's and are thrown off. When ever anyone gets their second perfect, my friends all say Bye Bye.

Ivanka and Keyho for the win!

r469, Cheryl is a cunt.

This show is OVAH.

So producers ultimately decide?

Alan's new hairdo alone, shown before the Richard Simmons routine, had me screaming with laughter! He is loudly, without words, proclaiming his homosexuality.

Is that really Milo’s dad R464?

Yes it is, R479.

Next Monday, the 20th is it for now. When does the new season begin?

R481, do you think they’ll have a shortened season like the athletes season?

They should have a gay porn season.

Or just a full-on gay season!

So I got to thinking. The producers knew Juan Pablo was toast as soon as the voting deadline ended nearly a week before Monday's show aired. Even a double 30 could not save him. Yes he took to Latin ballroom like a duck to water and produced some astounding work, but I think the producers failed him in a few key ways. They never gave him the chance to show any sort of versatility. His persona was locked into a prissy, preening narcissist performing intricate Latin ballroom. Where was the contemporary to show off his "strength, vulnerability and control"? Until Monday night (which, as we now know, was statistically too late) they never showed us anything warm and fuzzy - and warm and fuzzy can win this show. Yes, he could dance like a demon but that clenched, half opened mouthed grin that accompanied most of his dancing was a real turnoff - it always reeked of self satisfaction. He came off as a Latin dance machine. In contrast, Evanna has always projected humility and a bit of astonishment about her truly serious skills, and Milo comes off as a goofy high school dude more than slightly amazed he had pulled his best dances off (and that Contemporary was fucking awesome and the Salsa trio not far behind - go Whitney!).

Excellent points, R485!

Great post R485. ( I still wanted Cheryl and Juan P to win though :)

Cheryl is wonderful, but Juan Pablo had more chemistry dancing with Bruno for 5 seconds in that training video than he did with Cheryl all season.

Cheryl looked like she thought she had in the bag. How demoralizing for the pros it must be to see that asshole Bachelor guy keep going thru as they get kicked off. What really sucks is like with Engvall, he ends up believing that he's are actually good.

Juan Pablo should have won

Producers thought that the women would go crazy over Juan Pablo, who has previous musical theater dance experience. However, he never really caught on the way he needed to. Teen girls all went to Milo, rural women went to Bones. These two groups make up the prime demographic of voters. He had no niche.

I told you Cheryl is a cunt.

Cheryl on Danced Moms.

Say what you want to about Cheryl, but she's getting fucked regularly by Matthew Lawrence.

[quote] she's getting fucked regularly by Matthew Lawrence

Whoa!

Bones is awful too but he's sincere.

Who and or what is a Bobby Bones? He shouldda gone home.

R497, he’s a country music DJ.

Bobby Bones has a pretty good body on him

A whole page of the happy couple. Jealous, bitches?

Cheryl is a cunt.

I love her cunt.

I can smell her cunt.

I'm sooo happy that Alan has found love! He and Alexis are the most adorable couple EVER! Question though - how will this work since Alan is gay?

After Monday they will both go back to their regularly scheduled lives.

Who will win? The gangly juvenile, or the Harry Potter actress?

The gangly juvenile. He has an ill-favored look.

I want Milo to win. He's so cute.

I was also wanted Evanna to win from the very beginning, because I'm a huge Harry Potter / Luna Lovegood fan. So I'd be happy if either of them won the trophy.

I just don't want Bobby or Alexis to win. They suck.

Bones wins the popular vote. Producers do not let him win the contest, lest the public think it a farce.

Gleb

The Bachelor guy is going to win.

Catch up r511. The Bachelor guy was eliminated on Monday night.

This should be between Milo and Evanna, but I'm just a bit afraid Bones might win it.

Producers will not allow a Bones win.

The yellow-skinned dancer will win by default even though he's not competing. The judges adore and miss him!

[quote] The yellow-skinned dancer will win by default even though he's not competing. The judges adore and miss him!

Who is that?

Gleb

I missed the yellow-skin troll’s daily postings but I admit I’m happy the Gleb troll has taken up the mantle.

I'm so glad that DWTS booted the Hough's from the show. It was completely rigged when they were on.

I mean, one brother is competing as a pro, while his sister is a judge? Fuck that.

At least now, other dancers have a chance to win.

How will the white pro male dancer with the yellow skin do tonight? Will he win the mirror ball trophy?

I hope there is a mixup in the cards and Bergeron calls out the Bachelor guy as the winner!

Tonight ends the showmance. Will Erin milk it for votes?

Gleb

After twelves weeks, eight live and four pre-traning Bobby still just clodhops across the floor. Absolutely zero dance ability.

Robin Thicke is a musical guest tonight. He is the musical equivalent of the "stars" on the show.

Awwww Alan is in love, well for the next 90 minutes, that is.

Robin Thicke's house burned down this week. He needs the work.

The male shirtless dancing is nice eye candy, but really embarrassingly bad.

Milo is winning it since he is on the tour and the Harry Potter girl is not. Bobby is on the tour but he does not have the scores.

Most embarrassing part of the show is the milking of the showmance. They were featured on every week's highlight retrospective.

They use to have all the contestants do a final dance.

I can't get enough of Artem....the sexiest man on the show. Gleb has a great body but is too in love with himself. Artem is the real thing.

Gleb

What is up with the terrible camerawork tonight?

So Alan is still keeping up the hetero charade?

Some fraus on Twitter think Erin is pregnant.

Wet Milo.

MEE-low

10s for that shit from Bobby Bones? I know they usually go very easy on the contestants' last dances, but damn.

Gleb is hot, but his narcissism ruins him. Artem is cute, but not as hot as Gleb. Give me Maks ten years ago, when he let his hair grow long and curly. Swoon..

Was Mary Lou there? I saw Nancy.

Keo looks so bored with this song.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Worst season ever

Worst ending ever.

Milo was robbed. He’s going to turn to gay porn.

Jump the Shark season.

The show has turned into one big joke.

One can only wish, R545

As to not insult the real dancers they didn't even do third and second place. They are going to have a shit of a time next season getting people.

What's the use of having judges?

This is definitely one of the last seasons.

My mother just texted me "The idiot Trump voters also voted for the DJ."

It is almost as bad as Trump winning again. I hate that he won.

They must have known he was going to win. No one seemed really happy about it and they ended the show almost immediately . I always thought the judges votes had more weight than the viewers, Guess not.

Fans thought it was a done deal that Milo would win, so they didn't vote. It's a repeat of Clinton voter overconfidence.

Blech!

Juan Pablo's beautiful tango tonight makes it more a shame that he was let go last week. It's also a contrast to that of the winner, the DJ, who didn't have much talent.

[quote]Fans thought it was a done deal that Milo would win, so they didn't vote. It's a repeat of Clinton voter overconfidence.

No, I think the producers have known for weeks that Bobby's audience score lead was insurmountable. Reality show voting has always skewed to the "base": white, middle aged, and rural. It's why nearly every winner of American Idol has been a white, Southern, country tinged rocker. Bobby was a "base" magnet. Basically he's the redneck Ryan Seacrest. The fact he was both so self aware and self effacing just made a victory more likely.

DWTS going to once per year? They are seeing the popularity go down and, after tonight, it will go down more.

I will miss seeing Milo's cute little ass dancing each week.

Fat.

Did the white pro male dancer with the yellow skin win tonight?

Andy Cohen and Neil Patrick Harris tweeted their displeasure with the show's outcome.

Anyway I seriously doubt ABC will have a Spring Season. Everyone, except of course the deplorables, are proclaiming their hatred of the outcome and the show itself, with a passion similar to their hatred of Trump.

Much like the first season they should have a rematch with the three real finalists with talent to declare victory based on talent rather then popularity. J. Peterman, the better dancer, wom the rematch against the popular favorite Stephanie Monaco (?) Make the winner based solely on judges votes.

Stick a fork in this crap.

Should have been the winning dance

Instead, the deplorables win again.

That Bobby Bones is one conniving queen.

He really milked that Deplorable audience with every ounce of his being. From the constant "my people" shout-outs (dog whistle Deplorable language), to the "I'm the worst dancer ever" comments to make people feel sorry for him, to the puppy dog eyes, to the groveling to Len Goodman, Bobby knew exactly what he was doing.

I'm sure that he's watched the show before, so he knows exactly how the voting works.

Not only that, but I'll bet that he begged to get on the show.

Purely by accident, I ran across the Miss America 2019 video, which I watched yesterday. Bobby Bones was a judge, and Carrie Ann Inaba was the host of the pageant.

Bobby must have really worked her hard, to get on the next season of DWTS, which he did.

Like I said..... conniving queen.

Btw, they never even bothered to set up a showmance for him, nor ask him why he's single. lol Hmmmm... I wonder why?

Worst season Evah!

Did the white pro male dancer with the yellow skin winnthe mirror ball trophy?

Did the white pro male dancer with the yellow skin win the mirror ball trophy?

[quote] Did the white pro male dancer with the yellow skin win the mirror ball trophy?

No, this year it was the white amateur male dancer with the red neck.

Missed it last night, but SHOCKED by the outcome.

Does anyone remember the judges' scores for each couple, including redneck Bones and redhead Sharna?

And the showmance storyline continued last night????? Poor, manipulated Alan. Is he now FREE AT LAST???

First and last season I will ever watch.

[quote]Poor, manipulated Alan. Is he now FREE AT LAST???

This morning on GMA they showed Milo actually carrying Alan and when they asked him what pro he would take on a deserted island he answered Alan.

ABC needs to retire the show for good.

When is that stupid social media influencer girl going to give birth to Alan's baby?

They showed Milo’s dad with Camryn Mannheim briefly on GMA this morning too,

Gleb

Milo is the big winner from this season's show. He now has a huge career ahead of him.

Thank god this season is over. It was painful.

I know Milos daddy, worked with him through the years and still keep in touch, he's back living in Wisconsin where he's originally from. Milo is looking pretty sexy for a youngster and looks more like Jeffrey than his mother.

GLEB

Results might have been significantly different if the West Coast had been able to vote. As it was, the rednecks had no opposition. In addition the Evanna-Milo split of votes took them out. Things have to change for the show to survive.

Omg, what happened with the voting?

They should have a dance off between Milo and the DJ like they did with the soap star who won for her popularity and the actor who played J. Peterman on Seinfeld, who was the better dancer. The dance off show may help to improve their crumbling ratings.

Glob

R597, you’re so glib.

Why the fuck was John Schneider in jail?

I'll employee him as my personal whore. I'll rob banks, if necessary, to pay for it.

Stars. Stretched the shit out of that definition. I realized perhaps one name.

This lost to anything? WTF is wrong wrong with EST & CST time zones?

Whitney's choreography was perhaps the best I've ever seen on this show. Plus it was flawlessly executed, right down to the tiny little classic ballroom references in the silhouetted "pool".

Sorry R591 here - try this

R591, what’s a silhouetted pool in ballroom dancing?

Obviously R593 could not be bothered to watch the clip to the end (or at least the end of the dance). I'm guessing you text while you drive R593. Am I wrong?

Gleb

Gotta give it to to the other finalist, it must have been humiliating especially since the winner makes the most money. So yes, the second worst dancer of the season made more than anyone and is the headliner for the tour.

Gelb

Between this, American Idol, The Voice etc has subpar country talent won because of the Redneck and shit kicker voting block?

R581 Tell us more about Milo’s daddy. What kind of work did you do together? Is he a nice guy? Did you two date? Spill !

New thread if needed.