Chris Pine goes FULL FRONTAL in "Outlaw King"

Don't leave us hanging...how big of a boy is he?

[quote]No one has more fun here than Pine, empowered to be a lover and a fighter and a war hero. He’s so at home in the character, he even makes the rare male movie star leap to go full frontal while bathing in the trenches. “Outlaw King,” indeed.

R1, specific size dimensions haven't been reported, but here's what the reviewers say:

Crystal Bell, Entertainment Editor, MTV News:

[quote]Okay so maybe I’m not at the Staples Center right now with #BTS but I am at #TIFF, where I got to see Chris Pine go full-frontal on the big screen.

Ashley Lee, entertainment reporter and critic covering film, Broadway and TK:

[quote]this is a PSA that #OutlawKing features an appearance by Chris Pine’s booty — a mere appetizer for the frames featuring his soaking wet, full-frontal nudity. thankfully, Netflix has a pause button. 🚨 #TIFF18

Yolanda Machado, Tomatometer critic:

[quote]Chris Pine. Full frontal. OUTLAW KING. That's my pretty much my review. #TIFF18

Yes! Post a picture or clip as soon as possible.

Matt Donnelly, Film Writer, TheWrap:

[quote]Let’s see how many of these #OutlawKing reviews mention Chris Pine’s full frontal.

And this queen on Twitter posted this:

[quote]sooo... Outlaw King just premiered at TIFF. apparently Chris Pine does full frontal and the entire theater gasped. Does this... — for straights 😔

Sooo....are we to assime frpm the various Shiksa gush tweets and a cinema audience "gasp" that he's Fassy/ Hammerman/Skarsgaard dimensions and hung then?

[quote]Coming to Netflix in November.

Lots of Netflix subscriptions will be re-upping that day.

The character would have to be intact. Is Chris?

You would have to have a brain, r11. Do you?

Yes of course. What's your point r12

That you don't have a brain, r13, or you wouldn't have made such an idiotic assertion.

There’s no way he’s uncut. He was born to educated American parents.

I love his graying beard.

Of course, on a woman, that would look hideous. Does that make me sexist?

I have my doubts about what this actually means. A frontal a la Fassbender in Shame or something from a distance, badly liite, or even a dreadful prosthetic or CGI. Hollywood track record on male full frontal is unreliable.

I'm offended the women are objectifying him without mentioning his size. Clearly they like what they see, but they haven't commented on its length or girth, which is offensive!

The Twitter guy in r7's post is that guy who wants to tell everyone he sees the cliche but is too non-conformist to use it.

Jesus Christ, the uncut trolls have arrived to ruin yet another thread.

I was amazed to learn that many of the foreign films with frontal male nudity use prosthetics, the Europeans have been doing it for years now the Americans are catching on. I guess the viewer will have to decide what is real and fake. I am pretty sure Fassbender didn't use a prosthetic - he seems confident enough to use his own junk plus there are candid pics of his big cock and bulge out there. Chris Pine...I would have to see the scene to decide if I think if it is real or fake, unfortunately there are no candid nudes of him around to compare.

Punctuation, r20.

[quote] There’s no way he’s uncut. He was born to educated American parents.

Finally, a sensible grownup response. So then, his full frontal foreskin would be CGI or a prosthetic?

I can’t wait! Mr. Pine is on my top 10 list of future celebrity husbands, along with Julian Morris, Bill Skarsgard, and Logan Lerman.

R23 has good taste in dong.

R24, that is literally the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me on Datalounge.

I do what I can, r25. Those four...mmmm.

Were you as fond of Jake once?

R26, but of course.

Sharing an adorable gif of Mr. Pine so we stay on topic.

I’m guessing he has a lovely 7-incher.

Yum.

I'm usually one to keep out of the cut/uncut arguments, but as a matter of historical accuracy the character should be uncut. If Chris Pine is cut, as is typical of white Americans, perhaps they've created a lifelike CGI foreskin for the character, or perhaps the shot is from afar so that it's not really noticeable. The third alternative, that he's fluffed enough in this outdoor bathing scene that any foreskin might as well be retracted, is probably the best option.

I've always liked him well enough in other movies, but it was his Steve Trevor that made me fall in love with him.

Going full frontal makes me love him more.

[quote]perhaps they've created a lifelike CGI foreskin for the character

Damn, I wish I had known. I am excellent at fittings for just this type of emergency.

He may have gotten sick of being lumped in with the other Hollywood Chrises and wants to distinguish himself by doing something Pratt and the rest would never do.

“Oh, THAT Chris. Yeah, I know exactly which one you’re talking about...”

I like to think he’s giving his gay fans what they want.

No, R32, I think it signals his foray into gay porn.

It's his eyebrows. His eyebrows set him apart from any other good looking Hollywood leading men. Dayum. He fine.

I saw Chris yesterday on the red carpet at Tiff, much shorter than I expected and caked with makeup.

R36, how was his peen?

Chris Pine has bad skin.

R29, since when has Hollywood gone for historical accuracy?

Sorry to be cynical, but there is no way Chris is showing his own dick. It's either going to be CGI or prosthetic, because that's the way life works.

R36 Tv coverage in hd now requires more makeup.

R40, quite a few actors have shown their own penis.

Yeah plenty of actors go full frontal, sure prosthetics are annoyingly common these days, but I doubt Pine would use a prosthetic.

R42 yes. Its cheaper.

Do we have to watch the whole film?

I'm waiting for the gif too r45

All these cut/uncut, historical accuracy comments keep making me think of that Friends episode where Joey gets a part where he has to be nude, but must also be intact (which he is apparently not). Hilarity ensues when he inlists Monica’s help who fashions cold cuts into the perfect penis hat.

[quote] Sequel to "Braveheart"

Not even Chris Pine nudity is enough to get me to sit through that. I'll just wait for the inevitable online clips.

So sad that his alcoholism makes erections difficult for him.

[quote] this is a PSA that #OutlawKing features an appearance by Chris Pine’s booty — a mere appetizer for the frames featuring his soaking wet, full-frontal nudity. thankfully, Netflix has a pause button. 🚨 #TIFF18

The pause button on Netflix sucks after an update from last year. When you pause something for more than 5 seconds, the screen goes gray and the title is superimposed over the screen.

If they were going for historical accuracy the actor would not only be uncut, but also Scottish.

UNCUT Cocks can act cut.

How do we know the Outlaw King wasn't Jewish?

Or Muslim

R50 I wonder why.

I thought you queens were all, “Chris Pine = Biggus Dickus.”

Yep, there were lots of claims here that Chris Pine is hung big r56. The same people who carry on about how everyone is hung, and the average suck is say 7 inches.

I'm guess he will have a nice and perfectly average penis. That no one is remarking on the size makes me assume it is average.

they've come a long way since Dirk Diggler.

The average suck is closer to 5 inches. Seven inches is already above average.

He's always had a bulge going on

I wouldn't mind him taking a long hot cocaine piss in my mouth.

I'm just cringing imagining Pine attempt a Scottish accent. His dick better be YUUUGE!🍆🍆🍆🍆

Did Pine's penis receive a eight-minute standing ovation??

Unless he's beating off to climax, I'll probably pass on the film.

What is a cocaine piss, R61?

Cock and piss maybe?

[quote] If they were going for historical accuracy the actor would not only be uncut, but also Scottish.

I was available and I'm straight!!

r67 But do you have a bigger staff?

[quote]If Chris Pine is cut, as is typical of white Americans

Yes, most white American guys are cut, particularly those born in 1980 like Chris, when the circ rate was still very high.

Plus, Pine is part-Jewish.

So I'd say he's cut.

Good.

He needs to make up for demurring sexual opportunities in WONDER WOMAN.

Man, there are so many headlines about Chris Pine's dick on the internet. I guess it is still so rare that male celebrity goes full frontal it is crazy how much of a splash it generates.

I wonder how you feel if you are Chris Pine look at a Vulture headline saying "your penis dazzles"

Does Aaron Taylor Jonhson show his Johnson as well?

Do we know yet if he's rockin' a bush?

Not encouraging: “It was cold and it was nearly winter in Scotland and next to a major highway. Those didn’t make the most attractive setting for me.”

Yes he is definitely rocking a heavy bush r73

[quote]It’s kicked off by a split-second shot where Robert disrobes, unveiling the full majesty of his medieval bush

Of course he’s going to say it was cold so as to head off any criticism ahead of time.

Are these "adults" 12 years old?

American society hasn't really matured past age 12 when it comes to dicks r77, we all know it.

I keep checking back here....I have faith in DLers finding a GIF of Pine dick.

We need to hunt for that beautiful cock.

No need for excitement. The article above states "We only see it in a long shot, and the moment ends before anyone watching can finish saying “Whoa,”...."

So it's a split second long shot.

L A M E

This reminds me of a lot of the hype we got for Magic Mike. When I went to see it, the straight women were cheering in their seats while the gay guys just sat there with their arms crossed the whole time.

This is pretty great news! Go, Chris. I never thought he'd be one of those actors to go that far.

This went through a few lead actors. Tom Hiddleston was attached, then Jack O'Connell or Jack Huston, I can't keep those two straight. Guess they didn't want to drop em. Brave move, Pine.

Jack O'Connell has shown his dick several times. I think the only reason that this is noteworthy is because Chris Pine is a relatively big star. Personally, I'd be more excited to see Aaron Taylor Johnson fully naked.

Yes, Jack has a lovely peen.

Why would they use a prosthetic? Just to make it look bigger? I mean, if everyone thinks they've seen your dick, they're gonna think it's your dick. So, it must just be for size, not modesty or embarrassment at showing their own dick on screen, right? Was the bush a fake bush, too? Can you imagine being the prosthetic dick/merkin wrangler? Most hilarious job ever.

FUCK YEAH! Finally, an actor everyone wants to see naked is going full frontal.

[quote]Why would they use a prosthetic?

Because actors are vain and insecure, some can be weird about getting naked.. If you tell an actor a scene needs real nudity with a penis, well the scene needs "a" penis, not theirs.

For instance the James Franco character was supposed to be naked in "Milk", so he wore a prosthetic instead.

I would add a similar things happens even with butts. If you watch "What's Your Number", Chris Evans is naked all the time and you frequently see 'his butt'. But it isn't his 'butt, it is a butt double.

You can never automatically trust what you see in the entertainment industry.

He's definitely cut. I don't care either way. I'd suck it, big or small... doesn't matter. But the big prize would be that hairy hole.

[quote]unveiling the full majesty of his medieval bush

It makes sense that he'd have a bush.

I don't think they manscaped in the Middle Ages.

They barely even BATHED in the Middle Ages.

Since Chris has given an interview about his own penis in this film, I guess we can assume it's not a body double or prosthetic.

Oh, damn. "Medieval bush". The next time I order a man-whore to my room at the Dew Drop Inn I'm specifying 'Medieval bush'! I'm aroused, moist and ready to dash some curry on my pitts, just for some medieval funk! Yes, curry smells like arm pitts!

Chris Pine needs to come to the gay side. Ughh Chris!!! Stop denying yourself some gay fun.

What do you mean R96? It’s common knowledge Chris is gay. Ever wonder why none of his relationships seem the least bit real?

Am I the only one of you 'verts to notice that an anagram of CHRIS PINE is RICH PENIS?

I think it's at the point now where even your grandmother just assumes Chris Pine is gay. Same thing with Jake G. and a few others.

I'm going to watch a Chris Pine movie today. My choices are:

Carriers

Small Town Saturday Night

the first of his Jack Ryan movies

or

The Perfect Score.

Any opinions, Pine-is fans?

R100 Watch the one with Tom Hardy. Two delicious men.

r100 I think "Into the Woods" is more your speed.

Except I hated that, r102.

He's pushing 40 and he's never been in a long-term relationship with a woman.

You don't say, R104.

This thread is useless without a picture of his dick.

There has been one showing to a largely industry audience at a film festival, I don't know why people think there would be images from that.

Film Festivals in North America a filled to the gills with homosexual men and horny straight women. Of course there is a picture of Chris' beautiful dong somewhere on instagram/Tmblr.

If there was a picture on instagram or tumblr aleady you would know r108. Patience, eventually Chris Pine's dick will make its way online and you can look at it to your heart's content.

Now that people know it is in the movie, one of the next viewings might have some brave soul try to capture it.

Then it should be easy to find. Hop to it.

Oh god, enough with this Renaissance Festival-themed shit. All I can think of is how it must have smelled back then, when no one ever bathed, they dumped their sewage in the streets and livestock was everywhere.

R111 will not abide any period piece! Stories must take place in the present, okay? She is telling you now, so she doesn't have to tell you then!

The living conditions during this time period were horrendous, but that's a topic for another thread. If we could all get in a time machine and go back to this era, we would be overwhelmed by the conditions, and would get very ill.

I think when you are as gorgeous as Henry Cavill, it's not called inappropriate behavior, it's called sex you didn't yet realize that you really wanted to have.

Small pic, from a Tumblr post

Hooray!

Chris got a big ol' bush!

He is Jewish, so he's cut.

He's not Jewish. His maternal grandfather was his only Jewish antecedent, and he was not a practicing Jew.

Is there a link to that Tumblr set? It's the tiniest picture ever.

Why does Chris have such a small cock?

Re R115...

Exactly how cold does it get in Scotland? Especially when that poor lil' thing is wrapped in a full-length mink coat?

Both bush and cock look prosthetic.

I agree that bush looks fake.

WHERE IS THE DAMN THING? All this talk and nothing to show for it.

R115 Yikes! Looks like we got a new addition to the tiny mean thread

I meant meat, not mean

[quote] "Does Aaron Taylor Jonhson show his Johnson as well?"

Aaron's old lady wife says she shot him "fully nude" in that MILLION LITTLE PIECES movie nobody wants

The dick pic enlarged and enhanced. Clearly nothing to write home about. He should be glad it was a long shot.

How do we even know this is real? There's no source. That bush looks really fake to me, especially for someone like Chris who doesn't seem that hairy at all.

I don't know where that pic came from, the poster claimed Tumblr but when I looked through the Chris Pine tag on Tumblr last night I couldn't find it.

isn't he blonde? How come the bush is dark?

first of all, R126 yes you did mean "mean". secondly, he's obviously not hard, so how the hell can you tell if he's big or not? soft means nothing, get hard or go home!

blonds often have a light to dark, top to bottom shading. or maybe he's a bottle blond?

Silly r133, not realizing DLers are all showers.

This whole discussion and non-event is working my nerves.

All that fuss over that....? Okay.

If that's it then that is a lot of build up over not much.

All that fuss over that....? Okay.

If that's it then that is a lot of build up over not much.

ok, lets see the anaconda hanging between your legs!

This hasn't even been confirmed as Chris. Odds are, we'll have to wait until this hits Netflix in November and someone posts screen caps.

That’s why guys get the clippers out because with all that bush even an anaconda would look like a garter snake.

please see related thread

[quote]This hasn't even been confirmed as Chris. Odds are, we'll have to wait until this hits Netflix in November and someone posts screen caps.

Exactly.

We don't even know whether that dick at R115 is Chris.

R115 may have just been pulling a joke on us.

He looks like he borrowed Jackie Onassis's merkin in that photo

Bump

R60: That, madam, is not a bulge.

How very disappointing.

Are we sure that's a real screen grab?

R149 Yes it is, there is a really small pic further up the thread, and that is an enlargement of the tiny picture.

If I don't see face attached, it's not real.

How do we know it's real, R150?

I want to put the cock from the Jay Mohr onto this photo, please.

This picture is not real. There's no other source and it's not on Tumblr like the poster originally said. Plus, this has only been screened at film festivals. No one at a film festival is going to be pulling out their phone in a room where the creators and actors might be attending and snap a picture of Chris' dick. It's just not going to happen. You'll have to wait until November to see it, folks.

You're probably right, R154.

I think the poster above who posted the dick pic was messing with us.

Yeah there's no way a picture like that would leak. It's only been in festivals thus far.

R156 Someone could have taken a pic with their cellphone

No one's that sneaky in a crowded theater.

christ this is gays at their worst. Reducing a man to the size of his dick. I gotta get some hobbies

Well, smell you, R159. Go run along to a bible study or log cabin republican meeting. You won’t be missed.

Tinymeat spotted at r159

R159 should be sacrificed to the Goddess Lesbos and then interred in New Lesbia, where his spirit cannot reform!

R159 is likely a mug-cradling frau who works at Hobby Lobby.

I wanna see his beautiful uncut dick...He’s uncut isn’t he?

Doubtful, r164.

R133 He would have tugged it before the shot to get some growth.

Why do you want him to be uncut, R164?

He's most likely cut since he was born in 1980 when circ rates were very high.

He is American, odds are very high that he is circumcised. That's what we do here.

I'd rather see Chris Pratt's cock (even though he's a deplorable)

Also, Chrispine is part Jewish, so the odds are greater that he's circumcised.

No leaked pics yet?

No leaking dick pics yet.

Eww.

Chris has too much a bulge for that tumblr pic to be his.

You're just going to have to wait until the official premiere, bitches!

[quote] Can you imagine being the prosthetic dick/merkin wrangler? Most hilarious job ever.

Like the foley artist for porno flicks.

What does the foley artist do, R175?

The sound effects?

I'm the only Foley artist who matters!

[quote]What does the foley artist do, [R175]?

They insert the Foley catheters so the actors don't piss themselves.

Will he start a trend , or will actors run for cover hysterically? I can't wait to drop my pants for the camera. To hell with my Mormon elders.

My favorite “Foley” in a porno was the sound of shaking a can of spray paint with a metal ball bearing in it to mix the paint for a scene of a guy jerking off.

I can imagine a Foley Artist making slurpy fucking sounds with his mouth for a fucking scene.

[quote]R176: What does the foley artist do, [R175]?

If only the device that you typed your question on had instant access to all of the world’s knowledge you would gav3 your answer.

Small nose small hose.

Do you think Zachary Quinto has seen Chris Pine naked?

r183 I hope so.

Pining for the penis of the Pine...

‘Outlaw King’ Filmmaker David Mackenzie Trims Netflix Epic By 20 Minutes Post Toronto Premiere.....but his penis is intact

I wish my penis wasn't intact.

[quote]I wish my penis wasn't intact.

It doesn't have to be.

Snip, snip.

[quote]“I can’t understand why people get worked about that,” says Mackenzie, “I made ten films and most of them had male frontal nudity

He is doing the Lord's work.

[quote]“I made ten films and most of them had male frontal nudity

What are the names of these films?

[quote]What are the names of these films?

How different is Chris's dick supposed to look? They all look the same.

Not quite, R193.

Some are nicer than others.

I assume you've seen a few by now?

As long as all those sex scenes remain, too. Truth be told, I'm more interested in Chris' ass than cock and I hear those scenes have a lot of his ass.

Yes, R195, the film reviewer at R4 says the film "features an appearance by Chris Pine’s booty".

scene leaked!

Lol chile... R197

Is that Bel Ami star Julien Hussey at R197?

Bump

Judaism is a religion. How can a person be part Jewish?

Is the director retarded? He doesn't get that it's a big deal because the frontal nudity in this film belongs to one of the biggest stars in hollywood while his other films didn't? besides Young Adam and Ewan McGregor

I don't see films made by the retarded.

[quote]Judaism is a religion. How can a person be part Jewish?

Well, I'm not Jewish but I suppose it means they are Jewish on one side and not the other.

Or that they were raised on the Christian side or not the Jewish side.

Eg. James Franco said he wasn't raised Jewish, although he is Jewish on one side.

But usually you are considered Jewish if your mother is Jewish since the descent goes through the matrilineal line.

[quote] Judaism is a religion.

It’s also an ethnicity.

It’s a shame he’s ruined his face with so much plastic surgery.

What plastic surgery? If anything, it looks like he might need it. He's not even 40 yet is he? Is he an alchie?

I think he always had some facial scars/acne, even when he was younger.

When he was younger he was cute and it wasn't so noticeable, but his face seems to be showing signs of damage now that he's older.

[quote] Is he an alchie?

Yep, even got busted with a DUI once. And yes, it shows in his face.

And yes, any of you bitches would be on your knees in a flash if he offered that dick.

I thought he was hot a decade ago in the first new Star Trek movie when he did that scene in his underwear, but he doesn't do much for me now.

Yeah, that scene did it for me too. Boy filled out those briefs quite nicely.

All this yakkety-yak and...one dinky photo?

Underwhelmed.

R212, that photo probably wasn't even real.

Still pining, Chris, still pining.

So when does this movie open, and when will the pics leak?

It comes on Netflix November 9th r215.

[quote]It comes on Netflix November 9th

And I cum all over my TV screen on November 10th.

This better be the real deal and not a prosthetic

[Quote] It comes on Netflix November 9th

The perfect gift for the day after whatever craziness happens on the 8th.

I was in the pool!!

Where’s that Pine-scented cock?

What pool, R220?

R221 booze with a mix of cheese.

Chris Pine Impressed Fans With His Penis and Pubes

What's Sally Field doing there, R224?

Most modern day Jews are Russian converts, not from any dessert tribe.

R225, if dicks are being discussed Our Sally is there.

he seems to be bright red in that clip r224

New column:

"Full frontal: why the fuss over Chris Pine's 'dazzling' penis?"

A glimpse of the Outlaw King’s crown jewels has the Hollywood press flustered and giggling. No wonder so many male actors shrink from nudity

The reality is a name actor going full frontal is still a big deal to Americans. It doesn't happen that often. So yes, it causes lots of chatter.

[quote]No wonder so many male actors shrink from nudity

We all know the real reason actors don't want to go full frontal is they don't want the whole world judging their flaccid manhood, cause that is instantly going to happen.

Can't wait to see his dong!

R230, but why do we judge based on flaccid size when we know it's not an accurate judge of erect size?

R231, the column says it will only be a brief glimpse of cock.

Hey! I’ve seen the movie at the London Film Festival last month and saw.. everything lol

Any questions?

So a bunch of fuss over nothing much? I bet you can hardly see it.

So...dong?

It’s a blink and you’ll miss it moment to be honest, that’s why the pause button on netflix will come handy.

The scene goes like this: They are cleaning themselves in a pond. Chris Pine is the only one naked and there’s a shot of him with the sun behind so you do see everything but the sun is here for it to be more artistic than just nudity if I may say.

I’m not 100% sure but I think he was uncut. It’s a nice dick tbh, not the biggest ever but for a flacid one it was ok. He has big balls (!). When I saw it, I immediately thought of Viggo Mortensen in Captain Fantastic (link) They have very similar dicks but Chris’ balls are a bit bigger and therefore his penis is a bit longer.

There’s a sex scene in the movie too with Florence Pugh. I was honestly very impressed by Chris’ body. He has a GREAT butt and his body is just magnificient.

Any questions?

R236 So he's all balls? How disappointing!

[quote]It’s a blink and you’ll miss it moment to be honest, that’s why the pause button on netflix will come handy.

Isn't it Netflix that doesn't freeze frame properly?

r238, you can see why.

Is that a dick joke, r239?

[R237] He’s not "all balls", he has a nice dick too but when I saw it, I was like "wow nice balls" immediately and wasn’t flabbergasted by his dick per se BUT it’s still long and almost cover his balls (which are again, big) so it’s a nice package overall.

No, the thing with Netflix is that you can’t take a screenshot on your phone but you can screenshot your screen on your computer and it looks perfect so no worries.

Is he far away in the frame of shot?

Does he ejaculate?

His dad Robert used to have a hot ass on CHIPS.

R243 imagine this but naked and with the sun behind him.

R244 well yes, inside Florence Pugh’s character.

Btw, I thought Florence Pugh was the highlight of the movie. She’s great

Bulge

Sockless with bulge

All that ass

He’s shown ass and balls before, in the movie Stretch...

Does the carpet match the drapes?

R250 When did Kimmel become Japanese?

R250 I swear his butt is art. We already knew he had a nice one because of pics like but damn, just thinking about it ☺️ I don’t understand why people don’t talk more about his butt than his dick. Don’t get me wrong, he has a really nice package BUT HIS ASS!!!!

R251 I don’t know if that’s prosthetic here or not but that’s VERY accurate. I really thought "wow nice balls" immediately

It’s not prosthetic. That scene is lengthy and you can pretty much see it all.

R252 oh yeah, forgot to say he has pubes. It’s dark

Isn't this like a remake of Braveheart?

R255 I had the same though...good teabagging balls.

He has amazing eyes.

[quote] I don’t understand why people don’t talk more about his butt than his dick. Don’t get me wrong, he has a really nice package BUT HIS ASS!!!!

Because asses are boring.

If there were one word we could ban on DL, it would be "ass." I am that sick of reading it every tenth post.

I'm more of an ass man myself, so I'm happy to hear that he shows ass. If there was a presenting hole moment, I'd cry.

More Chris Pine ass from Stretch

[quote]Because asses are boring.

Speak for yourself.

Does he have an #onlyfans account yet?

[quote]More Chris Pine ass from Stretch

That could be a stuntman.

Yeah I don't buy the Stretch stills and gifs completely. Plus, the ass in those doesn't look that great. If everyone's talking about his ass from this movie, he's either started working it out or those Stretch caps were of a stunt butt.

I’ve seen the movie STRETCH several times (it’s hilarious), and that is no stunt man. His character is a dirty grifter wearing a jock strap, dirty sneakers, a parachute and not much else.

Who was the bitch from that other DL thread who said Chris looks like he doesn’t wipe?

[quote]Most modern day Jews are Russian converts, not from any dessert tribe.

Please tell me more about this "dessert" tribe!

I can't wait to see Chris's DONG!

Wait, he’s uncut? Why did my excitement in seeing his dick drop by 90% all of a sudden?

I will never understand the cut vs. uncut obsession on DL, which is the only place I ever see it. In the "real world" I've never known anyone who gives a fuck.

It seems to be an eldergay thing.

[quote]I can't wait to see Chris's DONG!

It's just gonna be a prosthetic or digitally enhanced. Don't get slain in the Spirit just yet!

R273 it's not an Eldergay thing, it's a combination of bizarre fetishes for foreskin combined with the militantly anti-circ people. As long as the head develops properly and proportionately and they aren't cut too tightly, then it really shouldn't matter, but apparently it does to some people.

Well whenever I see a DLer go on about "stank sleeves", I assume the poster is at least 60 years old. Nobody young gives this much of a shit.

What’s the point of looking at an uncut dick? It’s like a dick encased in a balloon with a knot tied at the end. 🎈 It’s like the dick is wearing a turtleneck and not really nude. We want to see the full dick and not have it all covered up.

Agreed, there is no small amount of aesthetic and erotic satisfaction in seeing a, meaty, permanently exposed glans, but some people Will. Not. Tolerate.This.

Even if a guy had skin but kept it rolled back, some DLers heads would explode upon viewing it .

They would also prefer to look at diamonds while they're still buried in the earth. "How dare you expose and clean them! It's unnatural!!!!!"

It must be a purely gay abberation because you never hear a straight guy talking about how hot the wrinkly hood covering up the head of a clit is.

[quote]I’m not 100% sure but I think he was uncut.

Surprised to hear Chris Pine is uncut.

Would have thought he was cut since he was born in 1980 when the vast majority of US boys were cut.

Plus he is part Jewish.

How much longer do we have to wait for this magical penis to appear?

Well hello there!

I'm here!

[quote]Surprised to hear Chris Pine is uncut.

Of course it could be a CGI foreskin.

His bulge in suit are is low hangers

dang his ass is hot !!! in stretch.

NEW KING OF CINEMA

LONG MAY HIS DIVINE COCK AND ASS REIGN!!!!

When will his dick daybut on Netflix?

Is it Friday when this is on Netflix?

yes, November 9th

I don't think much work is going to get done when this dick is unleashed on Friday

Can you imagine the watch parties, r289?

CGI Penis......Industrial Light & Magic

he's on Cobert tonight, I'll be watching.

How does Chris describe his cock?

He was great on Graham Norton. Thought more men should show peen.

I saw the trailer, his scottish accent is not impressive.

His skin (right side) is bumpy. like in-grown hair bumps from shaving. doesn't look like acne scars.

Great eyes.

colbert said, " i heard it's not very long"..."the scene" LOL. Pine makes a face LOL....then the segment ends.

[quote]He was great on Graham Norton. Thought more men should show peen.

I'm sure he got no argument from Mr. Norton on that matter.

that hot bubble butt has took him a long way.

viva la share da anus.

Tomorrow! tomorrow! You're only a day away!

This penis better not be a let down

Don't get your "hopes" up!

no pic yet????

girls git 2 work

I might have to call in sick in observance of this dick

If Chris Pine ever did a porn, it would make him a billionaire.

How many loads will be blown over this the weekend?

Whoever posts the best gif here is DLounger of the week!

Do we know if he shows bum too?

Yes, ass and dick.

He's dead right when he said there would be no attention paid if it was a woman. So let's open the flood gates. It should be mandatory for Hollywood actors. And the NFL, for that matter.

R307 some Hollywood actors. Jack Nicholson can be given a pass

Forgot to add one thing: Althought i’m very glad he did it, the nudity is very gratuitous in this scene. The sex scene with Florence Pugh makes sense because that’s the first time they "trust" each other and they look at each other’s body, stripped of all conventions. But the full frontal in the lake is just there to have full frontal nudity.. that’s it.

R309, I’m ok with that.

[quote]Do we know if he shows bum too?

Yes, according to reviews, there's more footage of his ass than his dick.

You guys are gonna go nuts tomorrow!

Speaking of nuts, does Chris have nice ones?

And does he dye his pubes or are they grey like his beard?

R313 His nuts are insane (not kidding)

How were you able to see the film early, R315?

Maybe he injects stuff into his nuts like that guy who just died.

[quote]But the full frontal in the lake is just there to have full frontal nudity.. that’s it.

Only on DL would gay men complain about the presence of dong.

What percentage of gay men do you think believe uncut dicks are ugly? He's uncut right?

R319, someone above said he looked uncut, but it's unlikely given when he was born, unless he's wearing a prosthetic to make him look like a Scottish man of those times.

R314 although I can speak for Pine, I have a graying beard like Pine's but I have yet to find a gray pube.

I used to be able to pause Netflix and examine each frame for however long I wanted. Now the screen darkens after 2 seconds and the metadata gets superimposed over the image. It's best to wait for a high quality webrip for pausing and slomo. Fuck Netflix for breaking something that wasn't broken.

So what time tomorrow? Midnight tonight, noon tomorrow, etc? These are important questions that need answers.

I don't think it's his real cock.

The director has been very strict with keeping everything authentic. They had to wear real metal chain mail what weighs over 40 pounds. In most flicks, it's half metal, half rubber.

So imagine if it's supposed to be an uncut scottish cock and he's cut, lucky makeup person gets to put skin on his cock!

But wouldn't Pine have mentioned that in his interviews, R324?

I haven't seen anyone ask him about it in the interviews. But I've only seen one and it ended before he really said anything. (colbert).

Did any interviewer ask him if that was his real cock? I need to google it.

Wasn't Affleck's dick in Gone Girl rumored to be fake?

R237, yes, it's fake. Nothing is real these days...

R326, I thought Pine has said all along that it's his real penis.

The film was shown Toronto International Film Fest. in Sept. That's how others saw it first.

Also that lucky bitch got to film sex scenes with Chirs, she's naked in the film too but she's fug.

I heard their were faintings in the theater at TIFF after he pulled it out

The peen heard round the world!

Why don’t actors give full backal. I’m talking about hole darling.

R333, Ewan McGregor came pretty close to doing that in "Velvet Goldmine".

Chris Meloni showed hole.

R316 I saw the movie at the London Film Festival last month :)

He ain't Michael Fassbender. Don't be expecting that.

"I have yet to find a gray pube."

If you like, I can take a look, to verify that.

[quote]He ain't Michael Fassbender. Don't be expecting that.

He thinks he is.

Brilliant marketing for this movie. Nobody would really care about it if Chris didn't show peen, that's what's selling it.

Yeah so much of the online buzz for this movie has revolved around Chris Pine's penis r340.

Netflix is getting a TON of free publicity thanks to Chris's dong. Maybe they could start a trend.

Next up on Netflix: Chris Evans starring in "Hard and Cumming."

hopefully other actors will see what great publicity he's getting and peen will become the new normal

Could we PLEASE stop talking about this? Other actors--Tom Hardy, for one--have shown their dicks and the wheels didn't come off the world. What is the deal here? Just because Chris Pine is "dreamy" and you get to see his dick for a split second?????

Maybe because he’s hot in a way that Tom Hardy will never be, R344.

I don’t see the big deal about him. He’s odd looking in the face to me and VERY BORING vanilla.

Tom Hardy is the guy who's your fuck buddy for awhile. Chris Pine is the guy you marry.

I remember when Kevin Bacon showed his dick in Wild Things. Caused a furor. Too bad they cut out the part where Matt Dillon joined him in the shower.

[quote]Chris Pine says his member would match Michael Fassbender's

Obviously Chris Pine has been watching Michael Fassbender's cock.

Chris Pine is a fan of cock, as pretty much everyone has concluded by now.

Looking forward to some fine Pine- peen porn.

Well just checked it out and they changed the shot.. and blured it out a little. When I saw it at the london film festival, you could actually see everything because it was MUCH closer. You can’t see shit now 🤷🏻‍♂️

I guess the hyped around it actually made them change it.. and that’s a shame.

At least, the sex scene is still there and you can see his glorious ass and his pubes.

[quote]Well just checked it out and they changed the shot.. and blured it out a little. When I saw it at the london film festival, you could actually see everything because it was MUCH closer. You can’t see shit now

Why would they do that, R352?

R352 Fuck it. I'll just wait for the caps then. Agree with a poster upthread that he is too vanilla. All the hype was a boner killer anyhow. It made it sound like he did it just for the exposure.

R352, how have you been able to see the new edit?

R353 I truly don’t know.. maybe Chris got scared to show his penis to the entire world forever? He shouldn’t be because he has a great package imo. Maybe the director didn’t want everyone to focus on this..

For those interested the scene starts at 1:28:00

R355 It was put on netflix 16 minutes ago.

Seems dishonest to edit it after all the talk Chris Pine has done about it.

**HERE IT IS!!!!!**

ANOTHER CAP:

AND:

It's a vagina!

WTF? Am I going to have to ask CSI to zoom and enhance it? I can't believe they changed it after hyping it so much and Pine claiming he was just as big as Fassbender...as if.

Hard to believe this is what had everyone's panties in a twist. When will the U.S. grow the fuck up?

Pfff I can't believe they edited his penis. Blah,,, not reason to see it now.

R363 Read R352 They changed it from what was shown at film festivals

DISTANT VIEW:

I'm going to write them to say that I and my many many friends will boycock the film until Chris' privates are provided.

maybe it was the angle and body position but his body is ugly!

His butt (low quality)

That's it. I'm going to bed. I haven't been this disappointed since I found out my parents were Santa Claus.

Thanks, R369.

lucky bitch got to touch his butt!

Just checked the scene at 1:28 on Netflix. Major disappointment on even a big screen television. I'm sure you'd see more on a theater screen, but you need more than one viewing.

Wednesday night on Colbert, Chris was boasting that he went full frontal for the movie.

The scene is as brief as Ben Affleck's in "Gone Girl".

No one will be as disappointed as Pine at the short shrift given his penis onscreen.

It's certainly not helping us figure out whether he is cut or uncut.

his cock and ass are dam fine in person

trust me

BETTER VIEW:

r378 It looks like a perfectly nice grower. Hard to tell if he's cut or uncut, though.

R377, yes indeed!

Ah...some Chris Pine fuckers. Tell us more. Regale us with detail.

"What is the deal here? Just because Chris Pine is "dreamy" and you get to see his dick for a split second?????"

Yes. Tom Hardy looks like Brexit-voting trash, especially with all of those tattoos. He may as well be in Treasure Island porn. However Chris is just glorious. He can act as well. Too bad the director edited the film though, because it looks like yet another Netflix straight-to-video movie.

To add to what R382 said, it's also more significant for Chris Pine to go naked because it's not as common for American actors.

It's much more common practice for European actors like Tom Hardy.

This is what all the fuss was about?

Dream cap can lighten it. Still it sucks. Bastards.

I'm very surprised Kevin Costner's full frontal scene from that baseball movie has never surfaced.

His gut looks roid-y

That's a shame R352.

TOM HARDY AND HIS TATTS DOING TREASURE ISLAND PORN

LOVE THAT

HE SHOULD FUK RIC SCOTT FROM FLORIDA IN A MOVIE. AND WORK HIS TITS OVER HARD!

The ultimate anticlimax.

Knew it'd be disappointing.

Dong of Disappointment

Zoomed & brightened. Eh, nothing to write home about. Is he known as "Mr. Stubbs"?

Time to break out the magnifying glass.

Chris Pine's cock

I can't believe how many thirsty white women posted on Twitter after it premiered at the Toronto International Film Festival ...this is an unremarkable dick

Remember boys it's very cold water.

no shit, it was cold as fuk, u know I could not keep its normal long length when it was that chily u queens.

to prove, I personally invite u all to meet me at the bev Hilton hotel poolside on sunday at 2pm to view it

He's a MAJOR grower.

he dint get to be a major box office star on jus his talent ya know....

THE MAN HAS COCK POWER AND KNOWS HOW TO USE IT, JUST ASK XXXXXX XXXXXXXXX.

This is just like the 2016 election!

the first gifs have been posted

distant view

Where are the gigantic balls someone was talking about?

Where's the BEEF???

He needs to stop fucking with his face.

Why has no one mentioned that he obviously has a bit of a gut on him? Not nearly as flat as he seems when he's clothed. I'm guessing he wears a Spanx.

R399 tell us more!!

R404 They changed the shot so you can’t see them anymore.. but trust me, his balls were the best part.

For perspective, when I saw the movie, the camera was there.

Shrinkage!

[quote]Well just checked it out and they changed the shot.. and blured it out a little. When I saw it at the london film festival, you could actually see everything because it was MUCH closer. You can’t see shit now 🤷🏻‍♂️

This is EXACTLY what they did with Jake Gyllenhaal in "Jarhead."

Original you could see his dick pretty clearly in his "shower" scene then when the film actually was distributed in theaters and Blu-ray they had darkened the area and added more mist but of course they talked it up between those two periods.

Did he nail the Scottish accent?

Fat belly, small cock. I’ll lass

Pass ^^

Steroids give a guy a belly like that.

R412 I didn’t know this! I always wondered if Jake had a big one or not. Did you see the uncensored version?

And yeah, that’s really disappointing. The festivals’ version was a proper full frontal, you could actually see everything. I guess i’m one of the lucky one who saw Chris Pine’s dick lol

Just found a pic of Jake Gyllenhaal in Jarhead, I can’t believe I never saw it. Good size

Why can't America handle a clear, reasonably close up shot of a dick?

Thanks for the enhanced images, R395.

Having taken a look at those, I'm now prepared to conclude that he looks CUT.

Who fucking cares if a dude is cut or uncut? Some of you are seriously strange.

[quote]Who fucking cares if a dude is cut or uncut?

The Mutilated! shriekers.

Many people are interested to know who's cut, R421.

Just search Twitter.

Or check out other websites.

[quote]Who fucking cares if a dude is cut or uncut?

Everyone. Except, apparently, you.

This movie is poised to become the Zapruder film of the new millennium. 50 years from now, future generations will be going frame by frame, looking for evidence to support or refute the hypothesis that Pine is cut.

Well, at some point an interviewer can just ask Pine if he's circumcised.

Low quality image. Meh.

r424 I have never in my life seen the cut vs. uncut thing in the real world, only on DL.

R427, there are clearer images above.

And check out the enhanced images at R395.

Where do you live, r428? How old are you? Are most men you encounter cut or uncut?

Being American most men I've been with have been cut except for Europeans obviously. I live in the Northeast. I have never in real life heard another gay man obsess over cut vs. uncut. It's bizarre. Only on DL do I see this.

[quote]Who fucking cares if a dude is cut or uncut?

Unpleasant elderbottoms.

GIF:

R433 you can actually see he has big balls. At least that..

R433 It looks like he’s cut here

Agreed, R435.

And if you look at the enhanced images that R395 posted, it looks really clear that he's cut.

r431, now that you mention it, I guess I never used to hear people talk about it as freely and frequently as we do on DL. I am an American baby boomer, so there was hardly ever any reason to talk about it. But apparently more dongs are being left uncut , so it's yet another thing to wonder about someone before you take his pants off.

what a small dick

yes, i saw a pic on twitter, he looked cut to me.

He has great hair. really thick. nice eyes.

Chris Pine’s erect dick

[quote]Who fucking cares if a dude is cut or uncut? Some of you are seriously strange.

For historical accuracy, Nitwit

Yeah, a fuzzy 1 second glimpse of cock really matters for historical accuracy! How about the perfect rows of gleaming white teeth veneers all the actors have lol!

I think it's "seriously strange(r)" to care whether other people care about foreskin (or the absence thereof) than it is to care about foreskin (or the absence thereof).

it's not strange. it's just preference. Do you like long hair, short hair, tall, chunky or whatever etc.

Another GIF:

That sure is a lot of dripping water.

His body is rather cro-magnon(ish).

Why did you post that dongless one, r446?

R449, because the rising out of the water GIF hadn't been posted yet.

I've posted other dong gifs earlier on.

There’s something weirdly off-putting and unsexy about that body. That was very unexpected

Have I missed a screenshot of said cock? Please kindly direct me to the reply.

R452, there are quite a few of them above.

I posted the first one early this morning at R358.

And R395 posted some good enhancements.

So is this a good movie or no??

R454 Let's keep the focus on the cock and balls

As expected, the size queens are working the "meh" right on schedule. This place used to be fun and bitchy, now it's just pathetic. And so completely wrong when it comes to pegging who says what.

It's like the freaks that continually call Brad Pitt "Princess Tiny Meat" because of the candids of him and Goop. Perfectly normal looking size. He's not a porn star. I'd like to see pics of some of you posters.

You cam see his balls more clearly in the pics and gifs from STRETCH posted upthread, but it is evident that he’s got big balls and a cut cock in the pics and gifs from this new movie. Pine is thin, so the likely reason for his slight belly is that he probably had to put on weight for this new role. Actors tend to do that, ya know. He ain’t playing Captain Kirk or Steve Trevor this time around.

Why did he do this? Its just a basic Netflix movie and there didn't need to be any nudity. Seems they did it to raise publicity

It was filmed independently and then bought by Netflix

[quote]It's like the freaks that continually call Brad Pitt "Princess Tiny Meat" because of the candids of him and Goop. Perfectly normal looking size. He's not a porn star. I'd like to see pics of some of you posters.

It's those with the small ones that point and laugh to make themselves feel better.

This thread is useless until the photos are actually published.

what a boring awful medieval war movie, god so nothing only his cock/ass will save the thing

unreal bad

I haven’t been lied too this much since The Orange Bastard five minutes ago. I will never watch a Chris Pine movie again.

Um unless he is in Wonder Woman.

Will the outtakes be included with the Director's Cut?

The director is uncut. But who cares?

Movie looks terrible

Not sure what all the excitement was about. Maybe it looked bigger on the big screen. On my phone it looks pretty average.

Why did Chris talk this up so much, even bringing up Fassbender. He set himself up for this backlash.

He has a nice cock, from what I can see, but Fassbender's with long and floppy and most importantly exposed for real reasons in a movie about sex addiction. Chris just got his out to help sell a movie no one gives a shit about.

[quote]Why did Chris talk this up so much, even bringing up Fassbender. He set himself up for this backlash.

Because he's a wiseass and joking. You really think he cares what you think of his dick?

[quote] I'd like to see pics of some of you posters.

You really are a glutton for punishment, aren't you?

...okay

I looked at a couple of seconds from this movie. Loooked like a GOT wannabe.

This thread is so pathetic. Is that what we'll be talking about, sitting in the rocking chairs on the front porch of The Home? "Where were YOU when you heard about Chris Pine's dick?!?!?!?!" "Oh, girl....." "

We are proud gay men who love dick especially celebrity dick. Tease us and we will kill.

That scene of him emerging from the water is mercilessly sexy!

I’m still confused by how thirsty all of you are for such a boring and vanilla guy. Like there’s nothing sexual about him.

I can't imagine what makes r477's dick hard.

Scratch that. I don't want to know what makes r477's dick hard.

[quote]This thread is useless until the photos are actually published.

Dear, there are dozens of photos and gifs above.

Did you not scroll up?

I confess. I rewound and watched it 14 times straight. I came.

I'll bet I'm not the only one.

R480 You’re not the only one. I’ll probably won’t come back to it much (I still go back to Michael Fassbender’s full frontal, his dong is just too perfect) but it was still a good scene and he has a nice dick so you bet your ass I came looking at it.

Fassbender's dong.

R483 He truly has a perfect dick. He must have the biggest one in hollywood

Nice natural bush on Fassy at R482.

R484, But he's fugly.

R478 I like all types of men. Pine is boring vanilla though. Someone like Fassbender I get. Someone like even Hemsworth and Evans I can get. But Pine is like Pratt to me. Just super vanilla.

[quote] Will the outtakes be included with the Director's Cut?

Or the Director's Uncut?

R485 Fassbender is definitely not fugly. And I agree with R486

I thought Pine was sexy in WW. The best chocolate milkshakes are made with vanilla ice cream.

Mommy, the Prince from Into The Woods has a Dolly Purse!

[quote]There’s something weirdly off-putting and unsexy about that body. That was very unexpected

I am only positively surprised. His body looks massive in a very manly way and I just love it. It's mostly muscles and that's what makes it so hot since I'm not into fat bears. I usually love otter types but can't stand the no-muscle twinky teen boy look *shudders*.

He is not ugly. He's quite handsome, way better looking than Chris Pratt. Unfortunately, I'm not into this type of movie. And this is just another Braveheart. Which I think it's quite impossible to top, esp that speech by Mel Gibson.

I hate to say it despite the ‘ funny ‘ scene with the gay pushed out the window Braveheart is a good movie.

And I liked Chris Pratt also until I found out he was on the wrong side of politics.

R488, He was on with Kelly and Ryan the other morning, pinging so much he made Seacrest seem butch.

Is it the lighting or does Fassbender look cut?

Clooney's opinion.

[quote]Is it the lighting or does Fassbender look cut?

Looks cut to me. Or maybe he's at full extension and has a downward dong.

Fassbinder on the move. Looks cut.

Shame size queens ruin chances of male nudity. Takes some really brave to go full frontal with a below average penis.

I love bulges but tbh Fassbinder's dong is quite distracting in the roles that have nothing to do with sex. (It was perfect for Shame, though.) Partly because character-wise he seems quite dry and boring even though he's a decent actor. Judging by his vpl bulges I'd say he was fluffed for the scene in R498.

Fassbinder has a nice cock but the whole girlfriend beating drunk junky thing kind of cancels it out.

Does he beat his girlfriend up because she's not a guy, one of whom he'd rather be sharing his dong with?

The dick scene with Pine seemed wholly gratuitous.

Him bathing in the river had absolutely NOTHING to do with what was going on.

If he had been washing off the blood, then maybe it would have made sense.

But, as it was, it was just to get the movie attention, which it did.

Fassy is married. to Alicia something...an actress. She was nude in one of her movies where she played a robot and she has the body of a little boy. she has the most annoying voice.

There have never been any gay stories about Fassbender. Unlike Pine, who everyone just assumes likes cock at this point.

[quote]And I liked Chris Pratt also until I found out he was on the wrong side of politics.

Is Chris Pratt a Republican?

R506 is water wet?

Has Chris Pine ever been linked romantically with a female?

He's had photo-op "girlfriends" but to the best of anyone's knowledge he's never had a long-term, live-in girlfriend which is unusual for a man who's apparently straight and almost 40 years old.

He's currently dating Annabelle Wallis. I get a weird feeling in my stomach every time I see a photo-op of them together. I'm not claiming that they are solely a PR relationship. I'm sure there are tons of real-life celebrity couples that figure that they might as well benefit from the publicity, too. But who really knows? I wouldn't be surprised if they were PR, though. Hollywood is a business, after all.

He should date Chris Evans. They would make a lovely couple.

He had the nerve to claim he was as big as Fassbender

Maybe he is when he's erect, R512.

He dated Olivia Munn shortly after Star Trek 09 came out and he had everyone noticing him. I remember that.

It didn’t last long though.

R514 I think most in Hollywood have "dated" Munn

R515 can’t argue that. I remember even then (2009) I thought she “got around” too much. Can imagine since.

Chris Pine is definitely sexy in that not uncommon boy next door, hot frat brother way. His father, the sergeant in CHIPS, gave off powerful DILFY, BDF vibes. The hottest 70s porn scene would have been him plowing Ponch and John senseless.

Alas eve his hotness cant save it Not even in top ten

Dam he fine tho Pass that ass this way

The movie is bombing, R518?

R518 How does Netflix movie get in "the top ten?"

Said to have one of the sweetest fuck holes in town.

His boypuss is a humdinger....

And where did you hear this, R521?

CHRIS PINE = RICH PENIS

Is he a jerk? He's starting to sound kind of like a jerk now.

In what way, R524?

I hope he presents hole next.

He dresses like such a slob in his day-to-day life.

So the fuck what, Cunt Who Wears a Suit to Fly r527?

Joke's on us. I watched it on our huge TV and the shot is blurred. There is nothing to see. Fail.

r528 you don't have to wear a suit to fly but flip flops and pajamas? Really? He should know better, given his background.

I simply could not care less what other people wear to fly, r530. Now if they smell, that's another matter, but that's not what you were mocking him for.

Could not care less.

This thread has certainly veered off track.

Any screenshot? Is he cut?

R533, if you scroll up, you will see lots of screencaps and gifs.

And yes, the consensus is that he is cut.

his manpuss smells like wonderwoman's joystick

I don't really care about his dick as long as he has those baby blues and lips

....

Great ass.

Thanks for the gifs, R537/R538.

The one at R538 is especially good.

Well, that movie came and went fast.

R540, how has it been performing so far?

I know this is a penis-driven thread but by far the most shocking thing is how poorly-received the film itself was - especially since Chris Pine reunited with his previously superb "Hell or High Water" director David Mackenzie.

[quote]Well, that movie came and went fast.

It's a Netflix flick.

I know r543 but no buzz since it's been out.

How is it doing on Netflix?

How many people have watched so far?

When have you ever heard of Netflix releasing ratings details r545?

Came and went fast? Hopefully not like Chris.

Netflix movies always drop off the radar quickly... however people are still talking about Hill House which has been out for two months

I think people tend to “write off” Netflix movies as equivalent to straight-to-DVD and opting to view the series which they assume are better quality

Exactly r548.

Any pics of his dick yet?

Nothing burger penis scene. He is seen coming out of a river with a far away shot, one could barely see it. I will rather watch European movies if I want to see a penis shot. The so called scene is overhyped to sell the movie. The only people who will be salivating over the scene are asexuals.

[quote]I think people tend to “write off” Netflix movies as equivalent to straight-to-DVD and opting to view the series which they assume are better quality

Why didn't they want to give this movie a proper theatrical release?

He has a huuuge sac