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It's September 1st! Let the Pumpkin Spice Infusing and Mug Cradling Commence!

How many of you bitches are already guilty of it this morning?

by Anonymousreply 15September 1, 2018 7:46 PM

This year has flown by. I'm sure some department stores will have Christmas displays out on the floor by the end of next week.

by Anonymousreply 1September 1, 2018 5:15 PM

Bitch it's 85 degrees and humid outside.

by Anonymousreply 2September 1, 2018 5:26 PM

When will eggnog make its appearance?

by Anonymousreply 3September 1, 2018 5:28 PM

85? It's 95 here!

by Anonymousreply 4September 1, 2018 5:38 PM

OP fingers herself while inhaling Claire Burke pumpkin spice potpourri spray and eating spice cake and cradling an oversize mug with Pumpkin Spice latte! ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

Pumpkiny Fall Freak!!!

by Anonymousreply 5September 1, 2018 5:50 PM

Ooh, a spice cake sounds good now. Thanks r5!

by Anonymousreply 6September 1, 2018 5:54 PM

Yoo-hoo, R6!!! I LOVE Spice Cake with Cream Cheese Frosting too!!!!!! So good :)

But this OP fingers herself while inhaling Claire Burke pumpkin spice potpourri spray and eating spice cake and cradling an oversize mug with Pumpkin Spice latte! ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

Pumpkiny Fall Freak!!!

by Anonymousreply 7September 1, 2018 5:56 PM

It's still close to 100 F here but it feels like fall probably because football is back on tv.

by Anonymousreply 8September 1, 2018 5:58 PM

R5, you forgot my pumpkin spice douche

by Anonymousreply 9September 1, 2018 6:47 PM

R5- You use your pumpkin spice douche AFTER you finger yourself while inhaling Claire Burke pumpkin spice potpourri spray and eating spice cake and cradling an oversize mug with Pumpkin Spice latte! ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

Pumpkin Spice WHORE. God, you are TOO MUCH!

by Anonymousreply 10September 1, 2018 7:36 PM

Please, for the love of God—not until after Labor Day.

by Anonymousreply 11September 1, 2018 7:42 PM

Are Count Chocula and Franken Berry cereals in stores, yet?

by Anonymousreply 12September 1, 2018 7:42 PM

I know I'm ready, and I will not apologize for it!

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by Anonymousreply 13September 1, 2018 7:45 PM

Excuse me, I started Pumpkin Spice Watch yesterday.

No pumpkin spice yet.

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by Anonymousreply 14September 1, 2018 7:46 PM

I think OP LOOKS JUST LIKE THAT ANNOYING BITCH ON THAT FUCKING BOTTLE OF FALL SHIT!

Fuck OP!

by Anonymousreply 15September 1, 2018 7:46 PM
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