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Stormy Daniels claims Donald Trump lasted 'two minutes' in bed

The Donald was a dud. At least, that’s about all that Stormy Daniels says she can remember about President Trump’s unrestrained performance in the sack during their alleged 2006 tryst. “How many details can you really give about two minutes?” she told Vogue magazine when asked about the alleged encounter. “Maybe. I’m being generous.” In the interview with the fashion outlet, published Tuesday, the adult film star also remained consistent with her past claims that the sex was consensual and that she never felt forced into it.

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by Anonymousreply 42August 30, 2018 2:14 AM

I just threw up all over my laptop.

by Anonymousreply 1August 29, 2018 3:00 PM

Someone should do a remix of Sixty Minute Man called Two Minute Man

by Anonymousreply 2August 29, 2018 3:02 PM

Saw a naked photo of Stormy. I'm glad I'm gay. She's hideous.

by Anonymousreply 3August 29, 2018 4:53 PM

This is not surprising.

by Anonymousreply 4August 29, 2018 5:03 PM

Two minute warning

by Anonymousreply 5August 29, 2018 5:15 PM

He used "The Apprentice" show as a casting couch to trick women into bed. Letting them believe it would be the next step in their careers. I imagine most of them are too afraid- and embarrassed- to come forward with their own stories.

Stormy was tricked once but not twice. She's getting her revenge now.

by Anonymousreply 6August 29, 2018 5:33 PM

That was in Vogue? Although I'm glad that information is being leaked, the fact that it was in Vogue illustrates its continued decline.

by Anonymousreply 7August 29, 2018 5:39 PM

Hysterical. I love that Daniels is trolling him like an expert. When people turn the tables on Trump, it is delicious.

by Anonymousreply 8August 29, 2018 5:41 PM

She's buidling up to a description of his penis, I hope.

by Anonymousreply 9August 29, 2018 6:01 PM

You may not like Stormy, but this is the way you get to Trump. Just like Omarosa. He's a shallow, small man.

by Anonymousreply 10August 29, 2018 6:02 PM

He'll think it makes him sound hyper macho. She should have said he couldn't stay hard.

by Anonymousreply 11August 29, 2018 6:10 PM

There's a shocker!

by Anonymousreply 12August 29, 2018 6:21 PM

That’s about 1 minute and 50 seconds longer than I’d assumed he’d last.

by Anonymousreply 13August 29, 2018 6:28 PM

It is a shocker. How does this 70 year old fat fuck get it up?

by Anonymousreply 14August 29, 2018 6:38 PM

The nastiest thing any woman has ever had to do is have sex with Trump.

YUCK

by Anonymousreply 15August 29, 2018 6:48 PM

So he is better than Bannon?

by Anonymousreply 16August 29, 2018 6:54 PM

She's so credible! Who would doubt a third rate whore?

by Anonymousreply 17August 29, 2018 6:57 PM

While compulsive liar Trump's word should be taken as gospel. Nice try, Boris.

by Anonymousreply 18August 29, 2018 6:59 PM
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by Anonymousreply 19August 29, 2018 7:00 PM

Do liberals actually believe this whore is helping their side- delusional! Lol

by Anonymousreply 20August 29, 2018 7:13 PM

[quote]Stormy Daniels claims Donald Trump lasted 'two minutes' in bed

That long?

Oh honey, you poor thing.

by Anonymousreply 21August 29, 2018 7:14 PM

I was hardly expecting some kind of mammoth tantric love-making session.

by Anonymousreply 22August 29, 2018 7:18 PM

He created a modeling agency to fuck it’s girls. Oh and one of the models was named Melania. Gross. Hes so Benjamin Horne but without any redemption narrative.

by Anonymousreply 23August 29, 2018 7:20 PM

Did he have a board strapped on his ass to keep from falling in?

by Anonymousreply 24August 29, 2018 7:21 PM

R20, Yeah, actually we do. We know about Cohen and Trump's hush money because of Stormy Daniels. We also get to rub the nose of the right wing in its ongoing hypocrisy. This is the guy counting on evangelical Christians to rally behind him.

No wonder kids are leaving the church in droves--between this and the Catholic pedophile scandals, secularism looks better and better every day.

by Anonymousreply 25August 29, 2018 7:22 PM

Previous thread

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by Anonymousreply 26August 29, 2018 7:23 PM

Notice he has never once trolled her or Michael Avenatti on Twitter.

by Anonymousreply 27August 29, 2018 7:24 PM

She fucked thousands of men..all for financial gain, including Trump.

by Anonymousreply 28August 29, 2018 7:24 PM

I can not find excuses for the Evangelicals, loving him? It is just disgusting. Their religion actually means nothing to them.

by Anonymousreply 29August 29, 2018 7:26 PM

"He created a modeling agency to fuck it’s girls."

Don't forget the pageants, where he'd walk unannounced into the dressing rooms to inspect the merchandise.

Why pageants anyway except as a meat market? They aren't yuge moneymakers.

He must hate his life now. Which is why he escapes to his resorts on the weekends. Be careful wish you wish for...

by Anonymousreply 30August 29, 2018 7:27 PM

Wish you wish.

by Anonymousreply 31August 29, 2018 7:29 PM

R28, And? She doesn't pretend otherwise, but what does that say about Trump and his cheating on all of his wives?

by Anonymousreply 32August 29, 2018 7:29 PM

I think what people are missing here is that she's a hooker and he's the President of the United States and she is, by common acclimation, 1000x more truthful and honorable than he is.

by Anonymousreply 33August 29, 2018 8:16 PM

r28 Trump begged Stormy to have sex with him. He didn't pay her to have sex - he paid her not to talk about having sex. But of course, the evil of Trump doesn't bother hypocritical scum like you.

by Anonymousreply 34August 29, 2018 8:19 PM

[quote]She fucked thousands of men..all for financial gain, including Trump.

Welcome to Trump's entire sexual life. No woman could ever fuck him otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 35August 29, 2018 8:31 PM

She's a degenerate.

by Anonymousreply 36August 29, 2018 8:34 PM

r36 What does that make the pig Trump who begged her to have sex with him? You are fucking insane.

by Anonymousreply 37August 29, 2018 8:37 PM

He probably cums like Forrest Gump did when he touched Jenny's tits.

by Anonymousreply 38August 29, 2018 8:46 PM

Donnie Two Squirts.

by Anonymousreply 39August 29, 2018 8:50 PM

No squirting, just a little ooze.

by Anonymousreply 40August 29, 2018 8:53 PM

He'd be great to time an egg.

by Anonymousreply 41August 29, 2018 9:01 PM

Did she suck him first?

by Anonymousreply 42August 30, 2018 2:14 AM
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