Trump is a One Pump Chump!

Let the Twitter storm ensue! He will be starting fights to prove what an alpha male he is.

2 minutes too long.

2 minutes of PURE LIVING HELL can seem like 2 hours!

He's so lazy and out of shape I assumed he would just lay there and have the woman mount him and do all the work. Figures his selfish ass would be lousy in bed and not care about the other person's pleasure.

OP you will never be forgiven for the visuals this thread triggered. I will need to take my nerve medicine early tonight.

[quote]Let the Twitter storm ensue! He will be starting fights to prove what an alpha male he is.

Oh please, the fact that all he does is talk out of his ass about how he's the greatest this or that is enough evidence of what an insecure asshole he is. Faced with real alphas, he'd fold like a Trump suit. Real alphas don't need to brag. If he were alone in a room with Obama, he'd piss himself.

Great strategy, Stormy and co! Trump may fall for the bait and start talking, much like he did with Rubio and “small hands.”

Will everyone be whispering this at the Most High/Most Holy Night of 100 Evangelicals Dinner???

Stormy took one for the team. But seriously the thought of this is disgusting.

He'll simply tweet out the script he wrote for Marla:

Contrast with Ginifer flowers sayin Clinton was a champ pussy eater ..haha

He had melanoma tell Howard stern that they had great sex..although if I was with trump, a short session =great

That’s $1000 per second.

Only the best deals.

This is important because.... I am supposed to elevate a dick sucker as the savior of the progressive movement. This bitch needs to go away and take her pump avenatti with her.

Be Best!

Half of the human population sucks dick, r14. Fuck off.

R14, the other side has one as first lady.

tRump is such a narcissist, this kind of story just kills him

10 new Tweets today, Donny is getting upset

Didn't this happen a long time ago? So that means he's probably even worse now?

"One Pump Chump"

I WILL be using this phrase in the future. Love it!

OMG- he is going to blow a gasket! He will not be able to contain himself and in some WAY is going to have to validate himself publically (No, I don't mean sex). He is not going to be able to LIVE with the insult to his manhood. Can't wait.

One Pump Chump Trump!

He’s a regular Stan Zbornak.

Not even two minutes? There are Russian hookers who take longer than that to pee.

And yet... I am still filled with pity for that poor porn star.

Those two minutes of hell must have felt like an eternity.

Ewww! That was 2 mins too long.

But she was shouting Trump’s name and had multiple orgasms during those 120 seconds.