Gay Man Hospitalized After Stuffing 15 Eggs in Rectum During Chemsex

It's going to be one of those days.

I hope Matthew Perry didn't try that...

It gives new meaning to 'going dutch'.

Was the problem that he was on drugs and couldn't pull them out himself or is there some condition where soft eggs lodge themselves in the bowels where they can do actual harm?

Yay-ussss...

Did we establish that Erna is American? She isn't Dutch by any chance, is she?

Community in crisis.

Amateur

I've seen guys push several billiard balls up their ass and then pop them out one by one. And these guys are high on poppers. That Dutch man is a real pussy.

"I've seen guys push several billiard balls up their ass and then pop them out one by one. And these guys are high on poppers."

I prefer more traditional theater.

Although I did see a production of "The Iceman Cometh" performed entirely by sock puppets in the bathroom of a stadium during a baseball game.

The left hand that performed the role of Willie Oban was particularly expressive.

OP I will never be able to face my daily boiled egg without that visual.

Some people really are their own worst enemies.

How sad. Think of the magnificent flans & custards they could have made with those eggs. Won't anyone think of the poor eggs? They didn't ask to be shoved up some man's patoot.

They came from a chicken's patoot and they died up a man's patoot.

Some would call that progress.

Not me.

I was drugged with GHB in 2014, Luckily I got away from the place where I was, unluckily I drove away from there while in no condition to drive. I ended up getting pulled over and as a fag in the conservative south got little cooperation. I have a DUI less safe that will be on my record for life due to someone else's actions against me. I would have been better off being raped.

There was nothing about the feelings I was having that night that made me want anyone or anything in my ass.

EGGS! EGGS, OH, HELP! ASS! ASS!

This is why I hate us.

The Dutch work for 'egg' is 'ei'. So I can imagine this is a Yoko Ono singalong gone wrong.

"Breakfast is SERVED!"

Ripped from the headlines of the Sunday Sport, where someone is always putting things up their ass.

How did he get them up there? Even hard-boiled eggs are soft, wouldn't they have crumbled apart when he tried to force them in?

I was wondering that the whole time r21 but I didn't want to post it cuz someone would've flipped out at me that OBVIOUSLY HE HAD A LOOSE GAPING HOLE!!!

I'm sorry to say I am just not experienced with these things.

Even when guys start losing their boners, they can't get in there and fuck me.... how the hell is a soft egg going to make it up there? And 12 of them??

I wonder how much that cost their health service, ICU beds aren't exactly plentiful.

But that loose of a hole, R22?

Yeah it doesn't make sense... if it was that loose, wouldn't it just fall back out?

Maybe they were hardboiled and still in the shell thus easier to insert?

I fear for his cholesterol level!

GHB doesn’t last that long. How was he able to think correctly to make hard boiled eggs and then stick them in one by one before the feeling wore off and realized what a idiot he was?

Were they deviled eggs? Spicy!

R12: "Some people are their own worst enemas."

Fixed!

No one can eat all the eggs.....but they can shove all the eggs in their rectum

R26, the article says that they were "PEELED," so no shell. At least there's was some prep-work prior to their eggsertions.

[quote]I fear for his cholesterol level!

My doctor said I could only shove two eggs per day up my ass.

Babs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Perhaps he was so out of his mind that he believed he could incubate the eggs and bring forth a brood of chicks....

God and baby Jesus help us!

Talk about tossing an egg salad.

Is this a new product from Vince Offer?

Wow, he wanted to be filled “deep” that badly?

Omelette you put those eggs in,my ass? No, the yolk is on you.

bump

Is it bestiality because it was eggs or necrophilia because they were boiled first?

His brain was scrambled at the time.

Kids, you won’t believe the brand new challenge we’ve got for you in this year’s Easter Egg Hunt!

"--and you see your truck pulling away out the chicken-coop window." "And you go, "he got me."

He was hoping they'd hatch into cocks.

Hysterical bottom on GHB. Bad mix.

Maybe he has worms and he forgot the lemon cookies.

This is your colon on GHB!

*sizzle*

*cheep cheep*

Any questions?

It would be better for all if these drugs queens mess around we’re actually lethal. They’re already dead inside anyway. Or at least to the natural pleasures of reality. Which is a kind of death.

[quote] “The eggs were removed as well as we could and the abdominal cavity was thoroughly rinsed,” the doctor says.

So did they leave some eggs behind? What happens when they hatch in his butt?

The article says Holland but the stupidity of stuffing fifteen eggs in your ass says Florida.

He was trying to pull a "Yoshi"

I had a college professor who’d worked as an EMT as a young man and he had many horror stories about the stupid things ppl put up their asses and couldn’t get out again. Never put anything in there that doesn’t have a plug on the end. If something gets stuck, go to the emergency room immediately instead of trying to dig it out yourself as you can easily destroy your rectum for life.

There’s a dildo that’s designed as a tube that lets you insert gelatin eggs, if you have some kind of alien egg implantation fetish. The gelatin ones melt from body heat so there’s no danger of them creating a blockage or tear. I don’t know where I learned about that...probably on DL!

[quote]“After the operation, the patient was monitored in intensive care for a short time.

I swear I read that line as mortified at first , as well as he should be.

In my day it was gerbils.

We've all done it.

[quote]if you have some kind of alien egg implantation fetish.

That’s a big “if.”

@18m

"Don't ruin the story!"

"It gets better..."

"It could ONLY."

Agreed R17 When heteros hear stories like this, they think we all do drugs and/or have had stuff stuck up our asses.

Where are all the Chicken Littles who say the sky is falling with the embrace of the Bs & Ts? Nothing to condemn on these threads? It's nothing but laughs?

These embarrassing stories (among others) do more harm to our community than anything else.

Holland - the Florida of Europe.

R60 MARY!

iPod:

R60, it is what it is. This is a thing that happened. Are you suggesting we should pretend it didn't happen? Are you suggesting we shouldn't snicker and titter at the stupidity and misfortune of others? What kind of MONSTER are you?!

R48 lol. Were u the one who posted that worm/lemon cookie story a few months back? I could not stop laughing after reading that.

I guess this was an attempt to make a Danny Thomas omelette in one quick step.

R65 I need a good laugh. Any idea where I can read the worm lemon cookie story?

[quote]Hard boil a doxen eggs and buy eleven lemon cookies. Each day shove a hard boiled egg up your ass, wait a few minutes and shove alemon cookie up your butt. On the twelfth day shove the last egg up your ass and when the worm comes out and says "Hey where's my lemon cookie" hit it on the head with a hmmer.

Reminds me of the woman who shoved dead rabbits up her pussy and pretended to give birth to them a few centuries ago.

R68, works every time. I'm crying lol

[quote] We've all done it.

Indeed, this is a tale as old as the Bible.

Like Jesus said, "Let he who is without an egg stuffed up his butt cast the first stone." John 8:7

r68, I love that post too. It's the funniest thing I've ever read on Datalounge.