Shawn and John, sitting in a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G

Who’s the bottom?

Get that monster away from my Shawn! This is worse than when Gradge was sucking the life-force out of Britney!

Run away, Shawn! Run towards the light! He's an oooooooooooold vegan!

Is JM really a vegan? Since when?

JM clearly likes chicken.

He's not a vegan

Do you think JM reads DL? We know Andy does.

Crying (and doing lines of blow) as I type . . .

R5, one of his underwear instagrams was where he ordered food and it was supposed to be vegan or some shit like that.

Where's the Yellow Skin Troll when we need her?

R8 do . you have a link you can post?

Has Shawn tried on John’s mankini?

Has John ever “dated” any legit straight, non-closeted women that we know of??

His list of exes includes suspected beards like Jennifer Aniston and Taylor Swift.

mayer and andy cohen 3way with shawn lots, shawn tops em both

I'm searching, R10. This was before his mankini and before the Captain Stuebing short shorts.

[quote]mayer and andy cohen 3way with shawn lots, shawn tops em both

Wrong on so many levels.

In all seriousness - John Mayer is a notorious pussy hound. What am I missing? Honestly, the rabid belief on DL that he’s a closet case makes me question everything else on this site. Seriously tell me. Is it because he’s good friends with an out gay man? I know I have close straight friends. Who don’t fuck me. Help! I’m not kidding. And no, I swear I’m not John Mayer’s publicist. Genuinely befuddled.

R16, almost everyone in the entertainment industry is at least bicurious. They’re a bunch of sluts, truly.

R12: JM dated Jessica Simpson and Minka Kelly. I don't think they tend to beard but I'm not 100% sure.

[quote]In all seriousness - John Mayer is a notorious pussy hound.

Well, now Shawn has turned him into a bussy hound.

Spoke to a friend who is an entertainment journalist. According to her JM IS a notorious pussy hound. Though he did tell Perez Hilton he has had a dick in his mouth. However, she swears he is very straight.

[quote]What am I missing? Honestly, the rabid belief on DL that he’s a closet case makes me question everything else on this site. Seriously tell me.

We challenge preconceptions. It's what we do.

I posted this last week on the John Mayer thread.

Here are some of the ways John described Shawn in a recent interview. (Video at link):

"square-jawed"

"strapping Clark Kent"

"more star power than any movie star I've ever met in my life"

"sweet guy"

"so much to give the world"

"fantastic"

"highly-compacted star dust"

"heart throb"

"rosy-cheeked"

John is jealous of Shawn’s big Canadian lumberjack penis.

It must be love-- Shawn is no where near as talented as John Mayer so for him to go on about Shawn like this is definitely suspect. The whole "mentoring" thing doesn't make sense except if John is in love with Shawn. Whatever you say about John, he is an exceptionally talented musician. I don't think that Shawn even comes close musically.

r16 Watch the interview at r22 and tell me that's not a guy who wants to fuck SM not matter what he label himself at

He also said all of this about him, but more important

[quote] Shawn has a good head on his shoulders, but he also has excellent shoulders; his physique falls somewhere between fitness model and party trick, yet the more undeniable a heartthrob he becomes, the more he insists on staying grounded.

John seems to genuinely like Shawn as a musician (which I really don't understand, I mean he's not bad but John makes it seem like he's a prodigy of some sort) and he REALLY likes to gush about it.

Part 2

John Mayer, as an artist, views himself as a student and interpreter of life. And that includes discovering unique and amazing experiences... like giving that muscular Canadian twink’s tight hole the deepest pounding it’s ever felt.

[quote]his physique falls somewhere between fitness model and party trick

Thanks, John!

Enjoy this video of me working out at the gym in Toronto today!

I'm superconfused. I know everybody good looking actor and musc star is gay according to Dl - but isn't Mayer straight?!?

There was this video on Shawn's thread about him tweeting John non stop until he noticed him, so I went to dig up a bit on Twitter and stuff and man, he was OBSESSED with John.

So I'll post what I've found.

(This is the video I'm talking about btw):

How many times did he need to say it

He sounds so desperate

[quote] @JohnMayer teach me your ways please

Listening to his songs

I guess this one is after they met already and idk what he was talking about but it deserves to be here too...

[quote] @JohnMayer thanks John. You're so sweet to me. Always saying the right things.

R22 - It reads to me like John is trying to assuage his envy of a kid who seems--in many ways--to be a lot like him when he was starting out.

All the things he says about Shawn (handsome, talented, strapping, etc.) I simply interpret as things John thinks/feels about himself. Or would like to.

Being someone's hero/mentor is bittersweet that way. You want to encourage your perceived younger self but it hurts a bit. Hence the obsessiveness about it: if I keep gushing about the new guy, maybe I'll feel that way about myself again eventually. And the world will, too...right??

There is something nauseatingly presumptuous of SM's Twitter stalking of JM, given that SM is not in the same league as JM musically. But, as mentioned above, it worked, and JM has a huge ego. R40 also may be right.

They make a nice looking couple

r41 Eh he was just a fan, even before he was famous

John does look pretty gay in that photo.

I have thought before, if you are in the closet, it might be easier to have a few high profile relationships. You would only have to fuck them a few times. A real girlfriend you would have to fuck every night. That is, if you aren't bearding outright.

So who here has had JM and/or SM?

[quote]He sounds so desperate

Well, since John can't stop talking about Shawn now, I guess it worked!

R38 So dramatic

[quote]but isn't Mayer straight?!?

He’s in his 40s, never been married, no children, never had a serious relationship (although he has been “linked” to some women for short periods of time).

Nowadays he seems to spend most of his time hanging out with gay men and gushing about Shawn Mendes.

And he’s publicly admitted to having had a dick in his mouth.

So you put 2 and 2 together...

Like Nathan Lane once said in an interview: "I'm 40, never been married, and like musical theater. You do the math."

He’s pulling a Madonna move, latching onto the coattails of a younger, hotter singer in an attempt to spark his own fading career. Trust me, y’all, I know...

[quote] And he’s publicly admitted to having had a dick in his mouth.

Link please. I like to read more about that.

Dicks belong in mouths.

“I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It’s a nightmare.” (The New York Times, 2009)

They both have nice, full heads of hair.

If their lives were a soap opera, Shawn would be John's son by some girl he knocked up in 1997 (John would have been 20).

For R51, see link below. Of course, one has to consider the source of the comments: Perez Hilton.

Thanks for posting, r56. To me Mayer comes across a horny, simple as that. So I'm not that surprised that he could play with guys too. I also read somewhere that he is able to lick or suck his own dick. So it may be just that. On a more catty note: Making out with Perez Hilton does not make you gay. Blind maybe, but not gay.

R57: JM explains why he made out with Perez Hilton. I will post a link below. The story of him being able to suck his own dick was posted on Reddit. I will try to find the link for that as well.

I wouldn't look to much into what he said in the past, he was wild back then. He changed a lot since, I guess being sober helped too.

I know everyone will "MARY!" me but I think JM seems kind of lost and sad. He is constantly on Instagram stories and seems lonely and in desperate need of attention. He probably needs to be in a good relationship (with a man or a woman). Not to say he isn't a douchebag but he just seems sort of lost. And somewhat of a manchild too, which may be part of why he has relationship issues. Unless of course his last album was not about breaking up with Katy Perry but was about breaking up with a guy he was in love with.

He and Shawn really seem to be in love with each other... and they should just go public with their relationship.

It would be the most interesting thing John Mayer has done in several years.

[quote]I know everyone will "MARY!" me but I think JM seems kind of lost and sad.

I agree with this assessment. I think John probably thought he’d have a family and kids by now.

And now that he’s 40 and sober... he’s probably having to face some difficult realities about why that didn’t happen for him. His sexuality is probably a part of it.

Regardless, his sadness and struggles should hopefully inspire some good music... so maybe it’s of benefit to him as an artist.

Shawn and John happen to be best friends (Shawn claims his BFF), nothing wrong with that.

I’ve read that Mayer is bisexual, not straight.

Mayer is not straight. Bi is the most likely explanation.

But he is definitely fucking Mendes.

Could this infamous image be Shawn riding John, not Shawn riding Nick Jonas as some thought?

r69 It's sure nice to imagine it is! And those legs are far too long to be Nick's anyway

Shawn Mendes rides dick like a pro.

Blind Item that comments have it as SM/JM

[quote] For several years this singer/songwriter was A list. Nice run. Still has A list name recognition. He has been quiet about his dating life in recent years. Always known as a guy who will have sex with men or women he is currently hooking up with this foreign born A list closeted male singer.

Canadians aren't [italic]foreign born[/italic] foreign born. I hope it's them, though.

Umm...anyone not born in the U.S. is foreign-born to an American.

Literally true, but "foreign born" sounds so much farther away than our neighbor to the north.

This is something I'd never thought I would say. I wish I knew Andy Cohen so I could ask him.

That fuck pic is intriguing—I've never seen it before. The haircut on the bottom looks like Shawn even more than the lanky body.

Andy knows all John’s secrets.

Andy keeping an eye on Shawn for John

This guy knows something

Since getting sober, John Mayer seems to exclusively hang out with Andy Cohen and Shawn Mendes.

At least he’s stopped dating the usual professional beards.

R64: do you have a link where JM discloses that he is bi?

I don't think Jessica Simpson was a beard in the slightest.

John Mayer said that Jessica Simpson was incredible in bed, calling her “sexual napalm”.

Maybe he also enjoyed hanging around with her (then-closeted) gay father??

JM definitely has the look of love (or at least the look of yearning) in the photo posted by R66'.

I thought Charlie Puth was Mendes' BFF.

R84 if she was so fucking hot, why didn't they stay together. Notice it's him saying these things, not her.

r86 Puth is his BFF, Shawn is his more than BFF. No but in all seriousness that's when you notice how different his relationship with Shawn is, he said nice things about Puth but nowhere near what he said about Shawn, he also performed with Shawn 3 times I think and all the compliments on his looks too. I'm sure he's friends with Charlie but he's closer to Shawn.

r86 Oh nevermind I read your post wrong and thought you were talking about John/ Charlie. Forget what I said.

Shawn talking about what John wrote about him, you know the note at r26.

At 0:36 min

John is so unattractive. Doughy and gross.

They look like one of those identical gay couples.

Go away Jennifer Aniston at R91.

No, they don't, r92.

Doesn't matter if you are gay or straight. Everyone wants to fuck Shawn.

Femmy but sexy. I'm sure she's a screamer.

John being distracted by Shawn's "model face taking in beach rays" at 6:03

John: "Do I fuck him or do I adopt him?"

JM is crushing on him so hard in that video in R97. Why do Shawn's lips always look like he has lipstick on?

All that rimming.

Unfortunately, I don't have a link (nor the energy to conduct an endless Google search for it), but I strongly recall a video interview with JM years ago - probably 7 or 8 years ago - in which he definitely admitted to sleeping with just about anyone while touring - with the not-so-underlying implication that he was talking about men & women. I've always just assumed since then that he's an affirmed bi-sexual.

[quote]And somewhat of a manchild too, which may be part of why he has relationship issues.

Sounds like John Mayer should talk with Ben Barnes.

I really enjoyed that video, R97, thank you. Their interaction is very familiar, like they really know each other well and are in constant communication. I must say I was not that interested in either of them but you have all helped me see the light over the past few weeks and especially in this thread!

The solo Shawn thread has really slowed down...

Probably just temporarily, R104.

We talked about Shawn a lot last week when he was at the VMA's.

Now he's back home in Toronto on break.

JM is playing with Dead & Co in Arrington VA tonight and tomorrow night so they are not together right now.

The Shawn thread was mostly all turning into John Mayer discussion anyway.

Btw, did I imagine it or did John - for whatever reason - not want to react to/comment on Shawn's leg placement jokes in the R97 video?

R105 Not really on break. He's performing at the iHeart MMVA's tomorrow.

Yes R108, John did not comment on it. He was probably getting upset seeing SM getting so close with that other guy.

R107: That's because JM is more interesting personally and musically than SM. R110: I think SM is going to break JM's heart, seriously.

ugh, you people are so old...

[quote]The Shawn thread was mostly all turning into John Mayer discussion anyway.

Only recently.

Shawn's threads are usually capable of continuing themselves.

They discuss "marriage"? Yes, I am aware not to each other, but interesting regardless.

JM is always talking about wanting to get married especially now that he is 40. In the clip at R97 he says it again: he says he should wait to put out another record/go on tour until he meets someone. I think he is just a sad, confused boy and I feel sorry for him. He really is talented. I hope he resolves whatever is up with him-- gay, straight, bi-- so that people can stop speculating (not that I don't love this thread) and not be distracted from how talented and musically gifted he is.

I will "Mary!" myself for the above post before anyone else does.

r108 That did come off as a bit of jealousy just as the part where Shawn suggested it'd be cool to bring Charlie Puth on the live as well, John quickly dismissed that.

John's words about Shawn at the end were so sweet too. I know some people here think that he's doing all of this just to rekindle his career or something, but I think he's sincere about his feelings.

Yes he is sincere and I think Shawn will break his heart. Poor John.

Yes, R118, this is not going to end well for John. He seems very invested in a 20 year old who is going to rapidly lose interest as he gets older.

Niall Horan is in Allentown and Shawn is in Philly this weekend. Hmmmm

R120 Shawn isn't in Philly this weekend? He's in Toronto. Performing at the MMVA's tomorrow.

r119 Idk Shawn seems to be equally as invested, like for ex. he's always watching when John goes live on IG, I think he may even have notifications on lol

Some examples:

[quote] Haha you sweet man ❤️

[quote] love ur the best

Check for his comments here

And here... (here John was talking about that interview at r22 where he 'went off' on his love for Shawn btw)

And the last one, (from 2:40) where they tried to do a shared live but they couldn't

This is sad. JM needs to Instagram Live while folding laundry? Lonely boy. Though it is kind of impressive that he does his own laundry. Yes, he does light up when SM comes online. This will end in tears.

John destroyed Shawn’s mussy. Has Shawn returned the favor?

Someone even commented that Shawn would probably be there in a second on one of John's lives (at 1:09 m) and John said that was 'very sweet and he'd probably do the same. And apparently the fan was right because just minutes later Shawn texted John to correct something he said lol

(Btw sorry if I'm filling up the thread but I just go into full journalist mode when it's about 'receipts')

As SM's career continues to blow up, and he gets older, I think he will lose interest in JM (as mentioned above). BUT I don't know if SN's career will have the longevity that JM's has had since I don't think he is as talented or as musically diverse as JM.

I for one am enjoying this, so please keep going, R130!

R129 Are you implying Shawn would top JM?

Does anyone get an Eve Harrington vibe from Shawn? I know he seems like a nice kid but the way he stalked JM before he became famous is kind of creepy.

^ stalked him on Twitter that is.

r132 Oh thanks! I'd keep trying to find stuff to post later then

Thanks, R136!

John Mayer looks like a drug addict with bad body odor. I don’t find anything sexy about him at all.

Wasn’t Mayer robbed and they took videos of him with men and women? Asking for a friend.

It's pretty obvious that JM has the hots for SM, why else would he care so much for some barely talented twink.

In some ways, Shawn has the potential to become bigger than John.

Shawn is better looking than John.

He has a devoted female fanbase that rivals anything John has.

Shawn is also lusted after by the gays.

And Shawn may also end up having an additional career as an actor.

r141 He doesn't have John's talent though, at some moment the fans, mostly teenaged now, will grow up and go on to new things. And he'll get older too. Maybe John isn't charting or popular with the same audience Shawn has but he's very respected in the music scene and as a guitarist/songwriter, if Shawn wants to last he'd have to adapt and be prepared for when a new and prettier boy come along, just as John did.

Isn't "stalking" what Twitter and the like are for?

[quote]Does anyone get an Eve Harrington vibe from Shawn? I know he seems like a nice kid but the way he stalked JM before he became famous is kind of creepy.

I get what you are saying.

Shawn is a nice kid in some ways, but he has an ambitious side underneath.

This was no ordinary teenager. He managed to go from being a Vine/YouTube star to becoming a huge musical name in the space of a couple of years.

R141: Shawn could have an acting career based on his looks and charisma. But that VOICE!!

Is his voice adenoidal?

Listen to his interviews. Some are posted above and tell us what you think.

Yes Jennifer Maniston at R139, he was robbed and some videos were stolen. You never know when those might turn up.

I've heard his voice, r147. He sounds AGAP to me. I wanted someone to opine on the specific descriptor "adenoidal."

John Mayer’s whole life seems to be Shawn Mendes, Andy Cohen, and Instagram Live.

After watching the videos and reading the thread - I would take John Mayer over Shawn Mendes any day. He’s smart, talented AF, and quirky. Yeah he can be douchey and a little into himself but he’s a fucking star for a reason. And I hope they really are fucking and Shawn is enjoying it.

For those that say “it will end in tears,” - what passionate relationships don’t?

R 151, I agree! I was never a JM fan in his early days but started listening to his more recent music after he joined Dead and Co. He is a guitar genius and good songwriter (someone who writes the lyrics he does can't be a total douchebag, or can he?). I also never thought he was particularly hot but when you watch him play live, I totally understand his sex appeal. And, yes, he does seem smart and quirky, even eccentric. Hope he finds true love, whether with SM or someone else.

Mayer is disgusting.

Fuck off Taylor Swift, aka R153.

r154 and r153 are never, ever getting back together. Seriously, like never.

Oooh, oooh, oooh.

Disgusting? I beg to differ.

Shawn's face while playing with John

Hmmm... where is Shawn looking?

R159 At the "guitar"

Stop posting old pictures of John Mayer. Now he looks like an older drug addict.

R161 You're in a thread about John Mayer And you don't wanna see pictures about John Mayer?

R161 = jealous Anderson Cooper.

I . think that pic is from 2016.

Didn't I read somewhere that jm likes to be shat on

R165, Yes...but even I refused to take part in that, and I’ll do anything.

Supposedly he is into scat (the shitee) and water sports.

[quote]Shawn could have an acting career based on his looks and charisma. But that VOICE!!

Yes, Shawn has a high voice, but so do a lot of other male celebrities his age.

And his fangirls don't even seem to notice.

Their first performance together, they make a handsome duo. And you can tell how happy Shawn was to finally perform with John, smiling and looking at him the whole time.

A couple weeks ago I read on Wikipedia how male-male relationships in ancient Greece and Rome worked. This JM/SM relationship seems to follow that approach (only if true, of course). It's more a form of mentoring with an emotional and sexual component. It's not necessarily what we now understand as homosexual love, but more than just a bromance. I might be over-analyzing. Still, fascinating.

Another angle. Look at Shawn screaming like another fan when John was about to sing at 0:53

Shawn about that show ^

[quote] Shawn recalled his little freak out just moments before performing with John in Toronto earlier this year. “He’s the coolest person in the world, first of all,” Shawn says. “He was so calm and I was freaking out, and he was like ‘Dude, it’s going to be fine, we’re going to be fine, we got this.’ And I’m like ‘I don’t got this John, I really don’t got this!’”

They sound like son/dad lol or maybe what r170 said

Shawn posing on Colton Hayes Istagram with Gus Kenworthy? Any doubt is removed.

I couldn't believe my eyes too @ R173

r142 I don't see him keeping the gays around with his music alone. Gay men like a solid production, standing around playing mediocre pop songs doesn't cut it, he can't dance which doesn't help. He needs to suck that talent out of JM if he wants his career to last. Look at Harry Styles, all those wanna be rock star pop boys fizzle because the act gets boring. JB is still huge because he puts on productions, he isn't trying to be The Boss or the Stones.

If he could blow (more than dick) like Adele or Sam Smith, then it would be a different story. He could also come out (a major risk for his career) and become a media sensation with Taylor Swift level of dating complete with breakup songs. We might have to wait for the next generation of pop tarts before we get such an open gay star under 30.

He just needs to learn to twerk

R175: I agree with your assessment about SM not being able to keep a gay audience engaged with his music In terms of a general audience, even though JM can't dance and his productions are minimal, he has talent that SM can't even approach. His voice, whether you like it or not, is unique; he always sounds like JM whereas SM sounds (to me) like just another generic pop singer. Listen to JM's lyrics. Overall, they are more interesting than the pop pap that SM writes. In addition, JM's exceptional guitar skills and ability to crossover into different musical genres is one reason for his longevity and the respect he has received from other musicians, even if he's not topping the charts.

So I was watching one of JM old livestreams, because apparently that's a thing I do now, and in this particular one Kendall Schmidt (Nickelodeon actor/singer) was commenting and John didn't know who he was, but he liked the name and he asked if he was a boy or a girl and said that if someone told him 'Kendall Schmidt wants to meet you' he'll say 'sure'. And if he'd set everything up and turns out is a boy he'd be like 'Show me a picture, what does he look like? So I know what i'm in for' or something like that.

So, this added up to the fact that we know he likes all of Shawns 'physique' I think is pretty safe to say he , at the very least, has a crush on SM and he isn't 100% straight.

At 41:50 min. (Btw this YT channel has all of his lives in case you wanna go down that rabbit hole like me)

Interesting, thanks for that, R178!

Ok, so are these two fucking or not? Wasn’t Shawn with a model...what was his name,erm, Zach?

r179 You're welcome. If I find something else I'll be posting.

R178: I, too, have gone down the JM Instagram live stories rabbit hole. Yes, I remember the "Kendall Schmidt" thing but I wasn't sure if JM was joking or not. While l believe he is not 100% straight, he does seem to have a weird, somewhat "out there" sense of humor. So sometimes it's hard to tell what's going on. Though there is that old saying: "Oft times much truth is said in jest."

r182 Yeah but it's the fact that he keeps coming back to it, like he said something when he first saw the name and then kept going after a while like he really gave it a thought.

Shawn is doing pop pap at the moment because that's what sells to his current fan base, his record company are the ones who decide what gets put out - not Shawn.

Adele was an exception, doing grown up songs at a young age and it took her a while to be taken seriously, same with Amy. Look at how dismissive everyone was of George Michael with his initial Wham success.

Vocally he could move on and be another Robbie Williams, if he finds his Guy Chambers. At least he has a modicum of talent to build on, unlike most of the auto tune shit dominating airplay currently.

Personally I can't bear Sam Smith, that falsetto just sounds like he's straining for a damn good crap.

You're probably right.

For some reason I find the idea of Shawn and John together quite cute and hot, whereas Tom Daley and DLB's relationship come off as creepy to me even though is the same age difference.

Yes they do make a cute couple. I also find Stephen Fry and his husband a very creepy coupling.

Yeah, I agree that the idea of Shawn and John together is hot for sure. I don't find Tom and DLB creepy but yeah...not hot either. In a way I find that Shawn seems older while John seems younger than their respective ages...and both without seeming to actually be trying to appear that way.

Why John Mayer's 'Daughters' is the Worst Song Ever:

John's Smokey Eye makeup tutorial lmao

The only thing this thread is truly making me do is fall in love with JM. Sorry - but true. He could get it any way he wanted it. I also think he is bi like many have stated. I also think he probably will never settle down - would be hard for him to find someone who could keep up with all that.

R191: I used to hate JM mainly because I hated "Your Body is a Wonderland" and "Daughters" and found his press-covered behavior when he was younger pretty appalling. But I have since grown to love his later music and think his personality is a hoot, and that he is a pretty intelligent person. Though he is a narcissist, he does seem able to make fun of himself.

I am an optimist, however, and don't think a real relationship is out of the realm of possibility for him, if he really wants one. That said, he'd have to find someone who could put up and keep up with him. And, most important, be comfortable with his need to be in the spotlight 24/7.

For those of you who enjoyed JM's smoky eye tutorial, check out his skin care regimen. (I think the products he uses cost a total of $1600).

JM getting a haircut.

Why does a "straight" man think anyone gives a fuck about his$1,600 skincare routine?

EGO EGO EGO EGO... and GAY

(But I think it was a joke)

[quote]Wasn’t Shawn with a model...what was his name,erm, Zach?

Shawn is friends with Australian model Zac Stenmark, but we haven't decided whether they are sleeping together.

R197 Oh, okay. Good to know. Thanks. Personally he’s cuter with JM.

[quote] “John Mayer is like, to me, the God of music. He’s the best. I just love him cause he has the funniest look on life, really great perspective, doesn’t take it/himself too seriously.”

This ~couple is really growing on me.

Look at Shawn towering over the guy at R199.

r199 I love the fact that they call each other by their last names. In the livestream they did together I remember John was saying ' Mendes is lurking', I think is cute.

More Shawn talking about his relationship with John.

You can tell he was starting to get annoyed with the guy at the end who thinks JM's guitar solos are too long

A Libra (Ego, Slut, Untrustworthy) and a Leo (Ego, Slut, Untrustworthy)...Perfect Match

R173 Watch this video (from 1:47) of them taking that selfie. Looks like Gus tried to touch Shawn's ass.

r205 Lmao do you think he even knew who they are? That was so quick, almost like taking a pic with fans

No, he doesn't, R206. Shawn doesn't even follow Kenworthy on Insta.

LOL r206. Shawn is the star of this show bitches! He's like let me bless these poor fans with a selfie

Gay trio at the red carpet.

[quote]Looks like Gus tried to touch Shawn's ass.

Can you blame him?

Here's a screenshot of someone asking Zac about them. If you're curious about them, there are a couple Insta accounts that put stuff together about them. I haven't seen anything that can't be explained by them being friends, and nearly all of Shawn's friends are straight men.

shawnmendesmirror & zacandshawnisreal

Do you mean his songs Shawn or?...

R211, so Zac Stenmark told a fan that he and Shawn are totally straight?

Shawn Mendes accidentally COMES OUT on live TV!

R209 Jeez, Colton Hayes already has LeatherFace.

I posted this on the SM thread-- FYI:

2018 prediction by psychic Christian Dion:

Shawn Mendes. Should make sure private texts/pics are deleted. Or, most of his friends, will be SHOCKED.

R213 Seems so. The most recent post on that same account is a screenshot of them asking Shawn's old bodyguard if Shawn is gay. He said no, too.

r217 Why are they even asking? stupid fangirls. As if his friends/people who work for him will just out him

R209 colton totally photoshopped that pic and he still looks like shit.

↖️ boyfriend | husband ↗️

[quote] Yes, [R118], this is not going to end well for John. He seems very invested in a 20 year old who is going to rapidly lose interest as he gets older.

Old gay dudes lose interest too. It is not clear who will draw the short straw as between SM and JM.

Because of the legalization of cannabis in Canada, they asked Shawn on the red carpet the other day about his favourite "weed tunes" and what did he choose? of course couldn't be anyone else but JOHN FREAKING MAYER

Warning: Extremely gay voice

Another mention of JM and talk about why he is single

R173 Wait! What was the post? I can't find it!

Here it is, R227.

From the Variety article posted above:

[quote] “Mayer is such an incredible person to idolize,” Mendes says, “because he had an entire fan base when he was young, but now he’s 40 and all those people still love him but his music has transcended time and generations. It’s so impressive to be able to do that — to become something different without losing those people.”

[quote] Asked why he thinks Mayer and Sheeran have embraced him, he says, “I think maybe John and Ed saw something in me that they had in themselves, which is a desire to be great.

[quote] “I’m not currently dating anyone, but it’s not because I don’t have time — I don’t know if I’d be dating anyone if I was home in Pickering, either,” he says. “It hasn’t stumbled across me, and I’m not chasing it. Of course, seeing all those other artists and people in relationships, you think, ‘Maybe it would be nice; who would be great for me?’ And that’s when you realize: ‘This is wrong. Let it be. I’m not supposed to be with anyone right now.’”

JM always reminded me a bit of Johnny Depp when he was young.

Video interview/behind the scenes with Variety, he talks about John (again)

SM's voice at r225 singed my eyebrows. The flame warning was inadequate.

I preferred John Mayer with longer hair, like he was wearing here in his “Shadow Days” video.

Hmmmm.... so Shawn-- JUST LIKE JOHN MAYER-- suffers from anxiety! Eve Harrington?

John doesn’t have anxiety.

Oh yes, and he said John helps to calm him down

[quote] As a person I really relate to him and I think he’s awesome,” Mendes says, noting that the musician, 39, has the ability to calm him down. “He’s a dude I can call — for him to be like, ‘Hey man, how’s life? You’re gonna be fine.’ And my anxiety levels down to a one instead of a 55. That’s something that’s really nice.”

I find quality penis-in-anus experiences calming.

John Mayer was more interesting when he was a drunk.

r235 Yes he has, it's known. Seems like it used to be worst for him in the past though.

[quote] The kid had his own worries. For one, his parents fought a lot, which he says led him to “disappear and create my own world I could believe in.” Also, he’d begun to suffer from anxiety attacks and feared ending up in a mental institution.”

[quote]He sought psychiatrists and therapists to help cope. He would often deal with his anxiety by isolating himself in his room to play guitar.

[quote] At the height of his stardom, his anxiety largely involved his fear that his career as a musician and the fame that comes with it would flame out if he wasn’t being lavished with praise. He was anxious because he was constantly worried about his persona in the public eye. He wanted to give flawless performances to gain the approval of the masses. He wanted to impress and please. One negative comment about a song or performance would send him into ruminations that would only intensify his anxiety and leave him feeling ashamed.

Here he is talking about it more recently

(P.S: it's unbelievable you can't search for an article about John without something about Shawn popping out or vice versa, these 2 talk so much about each other)

R234 Lmao it does look like he's stealing every bit of his personality, either that or they really are soulmates

Yes, John Mayer does have anxiety and says he carries a Xanax in his pocket at all times "just in case" he has a panic attack. He says knowing it's in his pocket helps, even though he says it gets melted in the wash every time. I will try to find a link.

John Mayer traded alcohol for Xanax. Big-Pharma druggie.

If Shawn starts to collect "timepieces" like JM and gets into photography, then I really will be asking "Eve Harrington much?"

Actually I think Mayer traded alcohol for weed.

R244 Shawn bought an Audemars watch.

Are you kidding me? Now this is getting ridiculous! Shawn is becoming Mayer's "mini-me" (but without the musical talent).

The puzzling part is how Mayer thinks of Mendes as some sort of “genius”, when he’s merely a flash in the proverbial teenybopper pan.

I think Mayer is just desperate for friends since he lost all his drinking buddies and has just latched onto anyone who has shown interest in him, or obsessed with him in Mendes’ case.

Father figure/surrogate son

How is this going to work... since Mayer is sober, and Shawn is developing a serious drinking “problem” by the day???

I thought that Shawn was seeing James Marsden on the down low?

Only fangirls and fanfrauen are unaware Mayer is bisexual.

An odd couple but good for them.

Given Mayer's rather extreme kinks, I wonder if they reenact the bathroom scene from Call Me By Your Name (novel, not film).

I think Shawn is the perfect narcissistic mirror for Mayer. He sees his younger self in Shawn, albeit a lesser version. It may be like a new lease on like for John Mayer.

^ on LIFE not like.

R252, I could see John eating Shawn’s cummy peach.

John has already destroyed that bussy every which way from Sunday!!

I picture Shawn moaning... “teach me your ways John Mayer!!”

You're the man Jon Mayer!

John Mayer left that bussy cummy, twitching, and bloody.

John Mayer is the Ultimate Top.

John got tired of the loose vagine, and traded them in for Shawn's tight bussy.

Does Shawn take it like a man?

r249 Why does this greedy bitch needs 2 father figures though? His own dad is alive and well AND loves him.

r244 But ofc he does! Bitch is fully committed, to no one's surprise he said he started to collect watches after he met John (in the vid below at 5:05 min) he also collects guitars... I think is cute though

Shawn Mendes stalked and got his man. Persistence pays off bitches!?

Comparing watches

R263, they’re comparing how deep they go when they fist each other.

Hahaha

Thanks for that, Shawn

....

Nothing strange here! Can't an older "straight" man mentor and pump a much younger man full of his genius and jizzdom...I mean wisdom. Cum on...I mean come on, Guys!

r266 Maybe he heard those rumours about John's kinks and he's doing the most

More of Shawn talking about his love for watches and John--I mean how he loves watches because of John at 0.42

He is such a tryhard, wannabe.

r271 Don't be a hater, Justin

LOL not Justin I'm Katy Perry bwah haha

JB has nothing to hate, his career has been hot for over a decade and he's made a shit tone of money. JB is over it all.

Isn't Bieber's career winding down?

I don't hear much talk about him anymore, other than his engagement to Hailey.

John Mayer and Shawn Mendes really need to come out and admit they’ve been fucking hard for 2+ years now.

And just get married. They are obviously soul mates and both want this. Why drag this out any longer???!

What do you think Shawn's favorite position is with John? On his back with legs in the air?

R277 he's a reverse cowgirl kind of girl.

[quote] Shawn with a fan on his flight today, he just landed in LA

"A fan", which one of you eldergays is this? Anyway he's back to LA, is he gonna pay a visit to John ?

He looks so cute at R279.

[quote]He looks so cute at [R279].

He’s probably st his most vulnerable and uninhibited when traveling. Stuck on a plane with random neighbors for 5+ hours.

That fan in r279 must be a Datalounger..

[quote]Anyway he's back to LA

Does he ever stay in one city for longer than a week?

He seems to go from one city to another every few days.

If you were on a flight with Shawn you could use the same lavatory he does.

And try to suck his cock, R284?

[quote]Anyway he's back to LA, is he gonna pay a visit to John?

I picture JM and SM meeting up at John’s estate in Montana.

And fucking for days at a time... away from the world.

r283 Well he's touring so...

I know, R287.

Btw, he's coming to TEXAS in October.

Any of you bitches live in TX? Now's your chance.

Haha, maybe John will be there himself for an early birthday celebration, R288. Then again, Shawn has some time off from touring after that it seems...

R263 He hasn't been wearing any watches for months now though. Only some kind of bracelet.

R283 He's in LA tonight for Variety's 'Power of Young Hollywood' party. Probably going to the UK tomorrow to play two festivals this weekend.

[quote]He's in LA tonight for Variety's 'Power of Young Hollywood' party.

Yup.

Shawn met up with Adam Rippon.

r293 He didn't "met up with Adam Rippon" they just happened to be at the same event and took a picture together.

On another subject, I love JM and his stupid ass instastories, these were from last night but he deleted them already

Also these from the other day lmao

[quote] Shawn met up with Adam Rippon.

Strangely, I am more creeped out by him hanging with Rippon than with 40 year old JM.

R296 Don't think you can really count taking a pic and having a quick chat on the red carpet as 'hanging'. There are tons of pics of Shawn with fans and other celebs from last night. According to a Variety: "Mendes was the hit of the party, taking photo with guests and fans. Dancer and social star Maddie Ziegler at one point huddled in a group, talking equally excited and nervous about approaching Mendes. It was a raucous celebration, with celebrities taking photos with and of one another, and booming remixes of SZA and Portugal the Man playing as attendees danced."

r297 Exactly he didn't met up with him and they didn't hang out, they took a picture on the 'red carpet' and that's it

R294: Thank you for that-it was pretty hilarious.

John Mayer is a man. Adam, I'm not sure what he is.

Standing next to Shawn in a photo just shows what a fug Rippon is.

I really like both of their interviews on Hot Ones, they ask interesting questions. Also funny that somehow they always end up talking about each other.

And for the person who said John was vegan, he clearly isn't...

Poor Shawn couldn't take it as well as JM, but it's nice to hear him moaning lol. And of course his favourite guitar is the one John gave it to him.

I think John looks really good in the Hot Wings segment. Call me a cynic but sometimes I get the feeling that Shawn is trying too hard to be"cool."

Shawn and Adam have met TWICE now.

Once last night and once earlier this year after the Olympics.

And Adam said on Ellen that he has a thing for Shawn.

So this isn't just some ordinary guy Shawn is meeting.

R305 Think you're reaching. Adam said on WWHL with Andy Cohen that they literally only talked for 30 seconds at the Vanity Fair party and then took a photo. Yesterday was more or less the same. Definitely one-sided.

I'm not saying Shawn & Adam have slept together yet, R306.

I'm just saying that Shawn & Adam have now met twice and that Shawn knows who he is.

There's more of a chance of something happening between those 2 than with a lot of the other people that get rumored about here.

John Mayer will kill that Rippoff freak.

So you think he's the jealous type, R308?

r307 You know he's not going to fuck Adam...

r309 Did you watch the instagram live they did together? you can notice John didn't like one bit when Shawn started to rub his legs with that other guy

Also can you stop trying to make Adam Rippon happen, or go talk about him on Shawn's thread in any case I don't wanna see his ugly mug here

Yes, true, R311, he really pointedly ignored Shawn's joke there, which does imply that he didn't enjoy watching that, haha.

So nobody’s going to admit to being the passenger in R279??

Wow that stream is kinda cringey for the almost-40 Mayer, but the thought that he’s fucking Shawn’s sweet munt is pretty hot.

[quote]So nobody’s going to admit to being the passenger in [R279]??

Yeah, which one of you bitches was on the plane with Shawn?

Btw, Shawn looks kind of tired in that pic.

Fuck JM could still get it all day everyday

Wow, he liked that quickly, R316!

r317 I really think he has his notifications on for John

Yes, I agree, R318, especially because of all his instagram live comments etc...

Shawn seems really into John. Did John ever have a sick pic going around?

r320 [quote] Did John ever have a sick pic going around?

What you mean?

I think it's a typo, R321.

r322 Ohh lol, I didn't even make the connection 🤦🏻

But to answer to r320 , no I don't think there's any DICK pic around lmao

Agree R316. He's highly fuckable and I'm sure he leaves Shawn drained and still begging for more.

Haha, it took me a second too, R323, and I wondered if I had missed a new expression.

I don't even mind his tattoos.

[quote]Also can you stop trying to make Adam Rippon happen

Does it bother you that Adam has a chance with Shawn?

R327 Who says he has a chance?

He's got John and Charlie. Why would he bother with Adam, to bump bussys?

Okay, which one of you sent this to CDAN

[quote]This kind of closeted when it suits him former A+ list singer is hooking up with this closeted A list foreign born much younger male singer.

Shawn is still a boy. It will be all downhill when he loses his youthful glow.

r330 Some of the comments there lmao:

[quote] His penis is a wonder worm.

[quote] Is This a rerun? I thought Mayers / Mendes was already known?

[quote] Well maybe it'll help them write some better songs or something.

not even a secret anymore, mayer loves young boy asshole.

Cute coupling and I hope they are enjoying each other.

Yeah Mendes won't look as good as Mayer did at 30. The horseface-ness is starting to show

Who cares what he looks like at 30? John is fucking that tight hole now.

How long and thick is John's schlong?

For the dude who wanted a dick pick of John , this is the best I could find

R337 Lol I wasn't replying to you but what a great timing

Heiliger Schwanz, Batman!

Nice

Playing together.

The way Shawn looks at him is so sweet, you can tell he really admires him.

mayer fuks like a stallion. shawns young fukhole so lucky to have the man's cock and load in his boycunt. dying to see that vid that is around....

shawns young smooth hole dripping milk from out his butt cunt. into andy Cohen's greedy damn mouth.

John posted this story a few weeks ago, and I know is probably wishful thinking, but the whole 'shining star' part reminds me of what he said about Shawn in that interview where he said 'he has more star power than any movie star he'd met' or "compacted dust star' or something along those lines.

And he posted this right after

mayer is bi, and shawn is his sweetheart....will be so fine when the photos hit TMZ of em kissin n fukin n sukin n rimmin.

I love that idea, R345/R346!

R345 "Who to hide" hmmm

R346 John's always gushing about his beauty too, just saying...

There's always something about JM on his interviews. At 1:20

Almost as fine as wen u lurn speln, r347

[quote]will be so fine when the photos hit TMZ of em kissin n fukin n sukin n rimmin.

In a your dreams, bitches!

We aren't letting those photos out!

R307 Adam isn't Shawn's type. Justin Trudeau, John Mayer and Jared Leto are more his type.

Trudeau has une bite xxl?

R353, it's certainly true that Shawn has said he really likes Justin Trudeau.

Shawn was able to get himself a private meeting with Trudeau last year and got Trudeau to give him a special autographed photo:

Just leaving this here, for reasons.

What makes them such a cute couple is they both seem equally crazy about each other.

You know how so often one person gives more. As Jacqueline Susann wrote, "One loves and the other is loved." That doesn't seem to be the case here.

Also they look alike.

Ide love to have been in james cordens dressing room when he entertained shawn before and after the show. he loves the kid so much, and rims like no bodys bizness.

shawns hot ass firmly planted on cordens mouth for an hour !!!

These 2 are really meant for each other...

Someone asked this to JM last night

And guess who else kisses his guitars?

Haha, thanks, R361! It really is odd...makes you wonder if Shawn wants to be WITH John or BE him, as others have noted. If this is all just "organic" then they really must be meant for each other!

r362 I think is a bit of both, they are quite similar (even on some physical aspects!), but because Shawn admires him so much, i think he also adopts a lot of John's characteristics, his style, music, etc. Kinda like some people in a relationship where they start to resemble their partners.

On the other hand, I think John encourages this a little bit, whether because it flatters his ego or because he really sees the potential in Shawn and wants him to be even better than him.

[quote] Shawn's just a better version of me in a lot of ways. Shawn's like John Mayer 2.0, without the weird software viruses. It's like, I was a beta version of a celebrity and he's just a better. He's a better version of a celebrity than I ever was.

Yeah, that makes sense, R363! It's all quite fascinating. I am looking forward to more of their interactions.

If JM is sober why is he hanging out with a coke head like Andy Cohen ?

What does the yellow skin troll think of John?

If John leaves Shawn, there will be stitches

If JM leaves Shawn... Mendes will go all Alex Forrest as depicted above and seek revenge.

If SM leaves John... Mayer will fall off the wagon, hit rock bottom, and never leave his house.

I read on DL a few years back that John liked to be sucked off by guys. So, there you have it.

Is Shawn a good cocksucker, R369?

Well, he's got a large mouth. That usually helps.

r365 Tbh I don't know, it looks like they're genuinely friends, as odd as it is since Cohen seems insufferable. He said in this live (at 17:38 ish) he never did coke so it's not just now that he's sober, he also hates every time someone asks if he's high when he's rambling on.

WTF did I just watch at R372? How many people watch him going on about absolutely nothing? What a narcissistic arsehole.

Hopefully John and Shawn have an open relationship.

It would be a real waste if lots of other people didn’t get to enjoy Shawn’s tight bussy while he’s still young and hot.

I know we like to fantasize about John and Shawn, but they're probably not together.

I don't think they are becoming involved the way Tom Daley & DLB are.

John Mayer is not gay for Christ sake. End this thread already.

John Mayer thinks about sucking cock all day long.

What happened to this thread did the Fangirls/ fraus suddenly find it?

Personally, I know they're probably not together but 1) yeah is good to fantasize, 2) I still think they have feelings for each other (have you heard the way they speak about each other?) and 3) even if they're just friends is nice to have a place to discuss this friendship and their interactions, and believe me, is not lacking in content.

Oh and another thing, at this point I'm pretty sure Mayer is bi.

Mayer is gay and fucking Mendes. End of story.

[quote] You know how so often one person gives more. As Jacqueline Susann wrote, "One loves and the other is loved." That doesn't seem to be the case here.

Jacqueline Susann??!!!!! I clearly misunderstood the demographics of this thread.

[quote]You know how so often one person gives more.

They both give in this case. Mendes gives up that tight young hole. While Mayer gives a rough pounding and a thick juicy load.

Mayer is an older bi man who is smitten because he believes he's found his soulmate now that so much else has become boring.

r382 But that's what make their relationship interesting to me, where would all of this end up? What would come out of it? (Hopefully them)

r380 I have to admit I have no idea who that is, but I liked the quote, so I didn't say anything lmao.

John did another insta live last night and he said people were saying he talks a lot about himself on his livestreams and he doesn't want them to think he's a narcissist, basically what r373 posted. And considering his only SM is IG now, and people there tend to lick his ass, I wonder if he reads this thread, I'd be both embarrassed and thrilled at the same time.

So John, if you're among us, give us a sign...(go like a pic of Shawn or something)...

Listen to the first few seconds here

Category is: Sex Fluids um er I mean Sexually Fluid

I am here for ALL OF THIS

John Mayer has gotten tediously boring at age 40.

He needs to get drunk, write some good songs, and be open about his bisexuality and relationship with Shawn.

This may be an impediment, R387. Mayer has publicly come out as bi, SM has not come out at all. Glass closet.

Link for R388

[quote]Mayer has publicly come out as bi.

[quote]SM has not come out at all. Glass closet.

She came out in this clip... on stage with her pink boa.

He sure did something in that clip, lol.

R390, Google it. I would be $ I heard him say or read a print interview that he was bi.

The way the 2 of them carry on on social media is hilarious.

When will the fuck videos be leaked???

Shawn was asked in a Q&A at the Emporio Armani thing today who his biggest influence/inspiration (don't remember which) is. He obviously said John.

Don't have a link. Emporio Armani broadcast it on Instagram Live.

THEY ARE FUCKING!!! SHAWN TAKES JOHN'S HOG DOGGY, while John sings 'Your Bussy Is A Wonderland'

I love the clip of Shawn dancing with the pink feather boa at R391.

r387 I know you said it as a joke, at least I hope so, but being an alcoholic is something horrible to wish to someone. Do you want him to come back to that obnoxious 'womanizer' public image he had too? Personally I like him better now.

r394 I'll see if I could find a video from that!

Is the concensus that Mayer is bi?? Or is he gay and closeted???

r398 I think he's bi, and I think I read something about it but I don't remember when

Those hips aren't gay. He dances like a straight dweeb.

Could be, R400, the millennial pop singers love to gaybait. But, where are the girls?

r401 John isn't a millennial though, or are you talking about Shawn here? Either way I can't dance either so there's that.

Anyway i found the clip of Shawn talking about John as his inspiration (once again), at 2:20, sound is ass though:

Here are some higher quality clips from the Q&A.

Wow this plagiarizing bitch

(Well not really plagiarism if the og artist is fucking you I guess)

I love them both and hope they are blissfully happy!

This whole discussion is very funny, mostly because I cant imagine anyone finding John Mayer sexually attractive. It also makes me a little sad because as gay men -- particularly eldergays -- we rarely have the opportunity to form platonic bonds with other guys, especially straight guys. Even if Shawn is gay I don't see him being attracted to Mayer. And Mayer is straight. But the idea that they cannot be friends, admire each other and be bonded by music without some sexual component speaks to a sad gay reality that I'd hoped was disappearing in these more liberated times.

It would be sad if Shawn cannot be enamored of, and be friends with, a musician that he has idolized since youth. Someone who may have even inspired him. Just because either or both of them have fear of gay attraction.

Oh ffs grandpa here ruining all the fun!

And really r4406 you don't find him even a tiny bit attractive? I'm 12 years younger than him and I sure do, so I don't see why Shawn couldn't

Shawn sees him as a sexy dirty daddy.

[quote]Even if Shawn is gay I don't see him being attracted to Mayer. And Mayer is straight.

So much wrong here.

R406 has a point.

It's fine for us to have some fun fantasizing about the idea of Shawn & John being together, but we shouldn't take it too seriously.

Shawn most likely sees John as his mentor. I don't think Shawn has a sexual attraction to John the way Tom Daley developed one for Dustin Lance Black. Daley was looking for a father figure after his father died. That's not the case for Shawn.

I think Shawn is gay, but John probably isn't.

A very straight John Mayer kissing Adam Levine back in the day

He was really into it too

Hmm

Adam Levine is GAY and Closeted!!

r410 You know you don't have to have daddy issues to find an older man attractive right?

*you don't need to have

r414 Tbf Levine was kinda pushing him in those pics, now Mayer was absolutely going for it

[quote] mostly because I cant imagine anyone finding John Mayer sexually attractive.

[quote]mostly because I cant imagine anyone finding John Mayer sexually attractive.

I agree, 100% !!!

You know, I agree with r406 in the fact that you can have straight friends or 2 straight guys can be friends with each other without any sexual component. BUT there are friendships and friendships, and these 2 set off my gaydar hard.

I don’t know if they are having sex are not but John and Shawn look like a nice couple u nlike those sleazeballs/famewhores Dustin and Tom. I can’t remember the last time JM had a hit record. He’s probably grateful for any kind of interest at all.

John Mayer going public with a committed relationship with Shawn Mendes will be the best thing to happen to his career in a decade!

Look for it to happen soon!

[quote]John Mayer is not gay for Christ sake.

No one said he's gay. He's bi and right now he's involved with a much younger guy.

[quote]Jacqueline Susann??!!!!! I clearly misunderstood the demographics of this thread.

You must be very, very new to DL.

Pity poor R422. You can always spot someone who's never been loved and never will be. They always attribute ulterior motives to others.

You know those rumours when Perez Hilton said JM kissed him? Some background:

[quote] Perez Hilton did the talkshow circuit last Spring claiming that he had a makeout session with John Mayer in December, 2006. Perez said he was at a club on New Year’s Eve 2006 with Mayer and his then-girlfriend, Jessica Simpson, who was present and witnessed the five minute long tongue kiss, even “rubbing [Mayer's] crotch” at the time. Mayer’s rep denied this incident and called Perez’s claim “completely ridiculous.”

I know is Perez, but what's interesting is a 'comedy' routine JM did after where he admitted he did make out with Perez and a few other things and you know, "behind every joke...

[quote] Now that word is out about their steamy make-out session, Perez Hilton is hell-bent on proving that singer John Mayer swings in both directions. "He is definitely bi," Perez declared on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show, adding that John is "struggling with his sexuality."

[quote] Perez also reveals more details about their alleged infamous night at New York hot spot Stereo: "He kissed me, and I kissed him back. It was on the mouth with tongue. I thought he was messing with me," he says. "Then he kept going and going."

[quote] John's rep is rubbishing the reports: "This is all so ridiculous." To which Perez retorts, "It's 100% true." The pseudo-celeb blogger even went so far as to take a lie detector test for Us Weekly to prove that he speaks nothing but the truth. He passed.

Bitch please. If John was gay or bi he would have better taste than that creep Perez

John is a major cock tease....I don't think he's gay or bi, I just think he's open to fucking anyone who worships him. Shawn is no doubt gay and smitten .....I think it's cute

r427

[quote] I don't think he's gay or bi, I just think he's open to fucking anyone

So bi?

R426 please read link at R424.

WW @ R428

[quote] If John was gay or bi he would have better taste than that creep Perez

When one is John Mayer and drunk enough... any “3” that shows attention and interest will do...

Is there still a yellow skin troll? Cause John is definitely yellow skinned.

John said he likes Shawn's "rosy cheeks".

Which cheeks was he referring to?

My rosy cheeks when I've been bad and get a spanking.

I’d pay big money to see SM over JM’s knee getting a spanked red ass.

in the secret vid: when john slides his fat lubed cock up into shawns tight yung pink pussyhole, shawn screams like a hot fucking nympho bitch!

The PR for whatever label Mayer is on have clearly found the thread. John is STRAIGHT, STRAIGHT, STRAIGHT I tell ya!

Please.

R421, that is what is hilarious about SM constantly nattering on about him. Mayer has not had much of a career in years. The ONLY one talking about him right now, never mind incessantly, is SM.

Sean's free fallin. He's a bad boy for breaking John's heart.

r438 Is *Shawn, gurl.

Btw this is Shawn, when he was just a lil gayling, singing Gravity:

And 'Dreaming with a Broken Heart'

Pretty sure Mayer last had a big hit song in 2006. For him to be some huge influence on SM, he was listening to him in elementary school, lol.

The peeing on people is gross.

John Mayer's #1 stan

R437 Maybe he's not making any hits now, but he's still very respected in the music business, he collabed with Frank Ocean,Ed Sheeran, and others, he's even featured in Travis Scott last album Astroworld. I think he's just in another state of his career and he's ok with that too.

[quote] I’m 39. It’s funny, I was 31 for eight years, then I became 39. And there’s something that happens that’s really great with that, where you go, “Oh, well there are things I shouldn’t expect to have anymore.”

[quote] I can find peace in it and go, “Ok, I’m not gonna be number one on Spotify because you’re not supposed to be Number One.” Unless I luck into it, the world is supposed to keep moving on and there are supposed to be younger people who are supposed to attract younger people to music.

[quote] So that’s not something that I can do anymore … My path is gonna be: “I’m going to continue to do what I do, and that’s going to change in the way it relates to whatever’s happening in the world that year.” It’s gonna beat against whatever other color the world is that year.

[quote] I’m not going to say, “Wow, I really want to come back into the charts so I’m gonna work with this person or that person.” What I was able to do is go, “This is your lot. This is your lane. You’re going to be making records for the rest of your life, and it’s not necessarily going to become as avant garde as you wish it could have 15-20 years ago.”

John Mayer may not have charted with a hit for many years but he was the biggest grossing act last year (see link).

On related news, (well not really), apparently some Grateful Dead fans want to 'dose' John since they find out he doesn't mess around with psychedelics, they even made shirts that say 'dose Mayer', so he posted this last night. But really wtf is wrong with those people, I thought they were all grown ass people by now, they should know better.

This is what he said a few days ago about psychedelics and what prompted the whole thing

For all of SM's aspirations, let's see him EVER play the guitar this well.

John Mayer would fuck anything, girl or boy, because he's a narcissist. Shawn is his current plaything. He likes the adoration and he likes a good tight hole and some nice moist lips.

People are underestimating how relentless Shawn Mendes has been in pursuing John Mayer.

John is whipped because Shawns' devotion hits him right in his [bold]G Spot[/bold], the ego. I don't care if John ever envisioned having sex with men, by the Shawns own ambition he will...

Shawn is young enough that John could groom him to take over his legacy. Plus he'll have a willing tight hole for his middle age years, which John is approaching.

I wonder what kind of kinky shit Mayer has introduced Shawn to so far??

The Dirty Sanchez.

I hate the thought of my flushed cheeked, precious, curly haired baby boy being defiled by that nearly 40 year old man who probably stinks of weed and BO...I pray for my boy.

John doesn't look dirty to me. And they probably both smoke pot.

John Mayer had discussed the fact that he is a chronic masturbator.

Is Shawn a chronic masturbator too?

[quote]Is Shawn a chronic masturbator too?

Will constantly masturbating your much older boyfriend count as one?

I bet John just whips it out and makes Mendes do the rest.

[quote]People are underestimating how relentless Shawn Mendes has been in pursuing John Mayer.

Well, it's certainly true that Shawn pursued John on social media when he was a teenager, and kept asking John if he would let him sing with him.

And Shawn's persistence worked -- Mayer eventually gave in . . .

How lucky John was to rim that ass. I'll bet Shawn went crazy.

[quote]I don't care if John ever envisioned having sex with men, by the Shawns own ambition he will...

MARY!

[quote] I hate the thought of my flushed cheeked, precious, curly haired baby boy being defiled by that nearly 40 year old man who probably stinks of weed and BO...I pray for my boy.

You forgot this one MARY! troll

Also, most of you are still talking about the Mayer of a decade ago, he changed a lot and he said in some interviews he regrets the things he said and did in the past. He said in one of his last IG lives that he barely even smoke weed too so...

r447 I don't know if he can play it as well as John but ofc he had to have the same guitar

[quote] @ShawnMendes showing off his new @JohnMayer signature guitar 🎸

SM stalking JM on Twitter, kissing his guitars, plagiarizing "Gravity", now playing a JM guitar... Shawn IS Eve Harrington!

Twinky John Mayer

John is a sexy skank. One keeps his load in one's ass for as long as it stays up there.

[quote]I hate the thought of my flushed cheeked, precious, curly haired baby boy being defiled by that nearly 40 year old man who probably stinks of weed and BO...I pray for my boy.

Mary!!

Just imagine, at this very moment John could be corrupting your precious baby boy!!! Shawn getting on all fours begging John for cock.

Mayer claims that he has a white supremacist dick. Does the same apply to his hole and lips...?

Could SM be on a sex tape too?

Was this before or after he became a homosexualist with Shawn ???

r467 The link doesn't work for me , it just takes me to the homepage, so I don't know what the article says. But TMZ reported this:

[quote] We're told the house was "ransacked." The burglar/burglars made off with music equipment and personal property. Our sources say among the items taken ... some of John's watches. He has an enormous and enormously valuable timepiece collection.

No mention of sez tapes but who knows

R469: Here is the copy from the article: John Mayer got hit! The notorious playboy‘s mansion was robbed last month, and now Hollywood insiders are buzzing that the sleazy singer’s A-list exes may go into panic mode, fearing their private moments with the horndog may be exposed! The lothario’s string of romantic conquests include Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Taylor Swift, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Katy Perry and Minka Kelly — among other beauties. But sources told The National ENQUIRER the famous women in his little black book are now quaking in their high-heeled boots! Read on for details of the burglary buzz, and click here for more news of celebrity sex tapes….

Would they not be smirkingly OK if there is some stolen sex tape of them riding his fat dong?

I doubt is true

[quote]The lothario’s string of romantic conquests include Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Taylor Swift, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Katy Perry and Minka Kelly

Poor Shawn...he got the sloppy seconds of Jessica Simpson and Aniston. John you dog!

r473 Well he was born 20 years too late, what can you expect

Well our boy will have the last laugh. Is John whipped by Shawn's insatiable thirst ?

Two, two, two no-talents in one.

[quote] Shawn Mendes talks about Portugal, new album, family & John Mayer

Skip to 4:24 for the part where he talks about John

One of the best talents of all time ??? No wonder John keeps him around.

Shawn is blind and has sold his soul to John's horned out cock.

R461 That guitar was a gift from John. He also has another one that John sent him.

Here a compilation of some old vids of young Shawn playing guitar. Of course he's nowhere near John's level, but at least he play's guitar more convincingly than the couple of chords Harry Styles etc. seem to be able to play. And I'm sure he has improved since these vids. He seems to practice quite a bit and doesn't go anywhere without his guitar. In a recent Variety article Camila Cabello said this about Shawn: "Cabello has experienced Mendes’ commitment firsthand. “When we were on tour together, I never saw him,” she says. “He would go to his tour bus and practice guitar, then go onstage, and then go back and practice guitar. He’s the most dedicated, driven person I know.”

r478 Oh and there's more!

At 1:00

" Shawn Mendes Shares Why He Loves John Mayer" (2:25)

All of this interviews are just a big ol "Mary!!" tbh and he keeps talking about how JM 'always says the right things', I wonder what are they?...

Mary!

"He says the coolest things about me. He's such a poet."

Re their conversations:

"It's just us talking for three hours until we run out of breath..."

There us no way in hell John is not aware of how Shawn comes across. Even if we entertain the thought that John is 100% straight, he is much older and experienced to not see that Shawn has pretty much worshiped him since he was a baby. John goes along either because he genuinely finds Shawn likable or because he's cruel. He must know that stringing him along is cruel.

But John also has talked about Shawn in adoring terms, regarding both his physical and musical talents. Not sure if JM is stringing SM along; at worst, he is enjoying being worshipped but I think there is definitely fucking going on here. Also, as stated above, JM is a bit of a man-child. What else (unless they are in a relationship) would he have to talk about with a 20 year old for three hours?!

Mayer is like a James Franco who sings.

Not a compliment.

John robbed the cradle, now he has to man up and marry Shawn. For the sake of Shawn's shattered good-boy reputation.

[quote]Shawn is blind and has sold his soul to John's horned out cock.

More like he sold his hole.

[quote]Also, as stated above, JM is a bit of a man-child.

^This. They are both at the same emotional age and maturity level.

[quote] Mayer is like a James Franco who sings.

And both have admitted they’re chronic masturbators.

Thanks for the Twinky John Mayer, R463. :)

Oh boy. Was John his first ???

Will John toss him out of his life once the novelty wears off ??

I doubt John was his first. Probably one of his twinky friends when he was about 14-15.

Shawn’s no newcomer to taking dick.

This will end in tears.

To quote Dan Sullivan "The much older partner should leave the younger partner better off than when he robbed the cradle"

Don't mess this up John. Put a ring on it!

I’ll bet Mendes has asked Mayer to sing “Your Body is a Wonderland” to him while ramming his fuckhole.

For those of you who think John is using Shawn or leading him on, I remind you this interview exists:

[quote]I doubt John was his first. Probably one of his twinky friends when he was about 14-15.

Shawn claimed in that Australian interview last year that he lost his virginity at 16, and that when he was 19 he had sex with someone who was 25.

If he's telling the truth . . .

[quote] SM stalking JM on Twitter, kissing his guitars, plagiarizing "Gravity", now playing a JM guitar... Shawn IS Eve Harrington!

I like the "All About Eve" angle more than the homosex angle. Shawn is considered bub bubblegum. I think Shawn wants the artistic legitimacy that Mayer has (whether Mayer deserves it is secondary).

Idk if this was shared before, but in any case, here's John talking about Shawn. He wants him to play Superman lol

In the above link JM really seems to dismiss Camila Cabello, while he is rhapsodizing about SM playing Clark Kent.

“Bye Camila!” Dismissed.

r501 Yeah lmao and he totally ignored when she commented 'I love Shawn he's my friend"

*ignored her

John Mayer seems like he can be a catty bitch at times.

John is masterbating at this moment thinking about the next time he can fuck Shawn raw.

Do you think they have phone sex when they're away from each other? (And when I say phone, I mean facetiming)

They look so much alike here. They could be brothers or (a very young) dad/son.

Maybe part of John's attraction to Shawn is based on the classic myth of Narcissus who fell in love with his own reflection.

R463 oh I bet his fat long hog looked extra exciting on his tall thin smooth Twink body. I bet he had nice cum gutters.

JM's Instagram story today. Why no mention of SM???

r511 WDYM? He liked his last post though

SM likes ALL of JM's posts. No news there LOL. When will these two come out?!

[quote]The Dirty Sanchez.

Now known as The Dirty Mendes.

r513 I mean, JM liked SM last post, but then again that's hardly news either. I just didn't get why r511 was surprised he didn't mention Shawn on his story

I can’t remember where I read the genuine article, but do know that Shawn and Mayer are BFFs.

@ r516 ^

[quote]JM's Instagram story today. Why no mention of SM???

Mayer is trying not to think about all the dicks Shawn is gonna be taking after his NFL performance in Philly tonight.

Ha ha R519! Probably right.

This sounds dumb but how can you tell when SM or JM like each other's posts? TIA.

Follow them and it will show in your feed.

r521 You have to follow them and then it will show you when they like posts. In your feed or like this, see at the bottom :

Thank you R522 and R523!

Since we're on the topic, John liked the pic Shawn just posted

Do you think Shawn's "I LOVE YOU" in the above was a message to John?

This thread has devolved to slash fiction with two almost-real subjects.

r527 Why? We just post real pictures, videos, interviews, etc. And most of the comments are just joking/fantasizing but that's nothing different with other threads on DL.

Does anyone think John has bottomed for Shawn, at least once?

r529 Doubtful

R530, I agree. John is a dick man. He likes to get his dick satisfied. If he's bi, he's the kind of bi man who wants to be serviced, worshipped, satisfied. Shawn and girls have one thing in common: a hole.

Oh my look at that look on Shawn R534. "Yes, on getting it."

Also what is in the bowl on the shelf? Feather boa?

r535 More like "can you leave us alone now" to the photographer lol

In the pic at R534 it looks like John is serenading Shawn!

John has some great clothes. When he was on WWHL around Christmas, he had on a killer sweater. I tracked it down- Saks and it was $1500. Too rich for my blood.

New interview with Shawn, he talks about John...again, of some advice he gave him. Go to 9:17 min

Not again-- mentioning JM's "profound" advice of "sometimes you win, sometimes you lose." Did this really bear repeating, other than giving SM yet another opportunity to mention JM?

Lol, true, R540

As posted in the Shawn Mendes part 17 thread: SM is heading to the Crossroads festival to collaborate with country artists; think JM also did this a few years ago!

Shawn will go all psycho-bitch if Mayer ever dumps him.

I wonder if JM will tire of SM's thirsty adoration (if he ever will) and become bored with SM. If so, watch out! (Agree with R543).

I really do get a creepy, vampiric (i.e., Eve Harrington) vibe from SM. Could be wrong though...

r544 Millennial here, I never watched that movie but I kinda want to now just to see what y'all talking about.

On that note...

R545 Please watch it! Whether you agree with the SM/JM association, it's a great movie; really, a classic (especially on DL). And your link above further reinforces my hypothesis that Shawn Mendes IS Eve Harrington!

Stay away from him Shawn, Mayer is an INCUBUS...he is not good for your career.

r546 Will do!

Perfect pair:

JM= incubus SM= succubus

A match truly made in heaven.

R545/R548: Please let us all know what you think once you finally watch "All About Eve."

r550 Sure. I even found a working link already, so I'd probably watch it tonight.

R551: Enjoy and do keep us all posted.

Mayer is going to end up dead, and Shawn’s tight rear locked up for murder!

For some reason someone decided to do this.

[quote] Shawn mendes hairstyle vs John mayer hairstyle (2018)

There are some similarities but whoever did the video should have done a side-by-side comparison (just sayin'...)

R553: How do you think JM will die? Should we include him in the 2018 list?

JM commented about Mac Miller's death on his IG. Will SM follow suit? And in 3...2...1...

[quote][R553]: How do you think JM will die? Should we include him in the 2018 list?

Obviously Shawn will kill him with a butcher’s knife in a fit of jealous rage.

LOL R558! Of course, that will be after Shawn pulls an Eve Harrington and takes John's place as lead guitarist for Dead and Co (his diabolical plan all along bwah ha ha).

r557 But he already did ofc, on Twitter tho and he liked John's post (obviously)

Apparently there's a rumor JM can suck his own dick

And if that's true all I can say is

[quote]Apparently there's a rumor JM can suck his own dick

Hot!

Shawn loves to rim him while he's doing it.

So I watched All About Eve last night, It was great, I really Liked it. Sorry, this is going to be long and excuse the mistakes, english isn't my first language, but here it goes. I did notice some similarities between SM and JM's relationship and Eve and Margo's, but I still think that Shawn has genuine admiration for John while Eve was always faking her's for Margo, her goal was always to overcome and take her place. SM was already famous when they first met, he didn't need JM to launch his career.

Also, Margo, even though at first she might felt flattered by Eve she also felt immediately threatened by her beauty and, especially, her youth. I don't think that happens with John, quite the contrary, I think he feels 'reconnected' with his own youth by being friends no only with Shawn, but also his other younger friends, you know he's always posting memes, dresses like a hypebeast and stuff. And while M and E were always competing in a sense, I feel like although John has the fame to have a huge ego ( he calls himself a 'recovered ego addict' or somth like that) he's really selfless when it comes to teaching his skills, he often does guitar tutorials for his fans and I believe he sees some potential in Shawn to maybe become bigger than he is, and he encourages this, after all he's the one who called him ' a better version' of him and a 'John Mayer 2.0'.

On the other hand, I don't think Shawn is this unscrupulous sociopath like Eve, yeah he wants to be like John but he doesn't want to BE him. And while Eve was a bitch, she was also apparently really talented, don't get me wrong I think Shawn is really good but nowhere near John's level, I don't see him winning a Grammy anytime soon let alone 7 (at least he drastically changes his music/fanbase, the Grammys don't usually award teen idols).

And there's another component here that wasn't in the movie, the attraction (platonic or not) we can't deny there is some attraction, you just have to hear them talk about each other, especially John when it comes to physicality, he never talks about, let's say Charlie Puth, with the terms he speaks about Shawn. And this also could explain why he's so drawn to Shawn, like I said, I think he is talented but is he really a prodigy like JM seems to make it? What does he talk with this guy, 20 years younger, for 3 fucking hours? What does he really sees in him that you could explain without an attraction or 'connection' of some kind?

Well, I think that covers it. Oh also I don't see Shawn stealing any woman from John, in any case he'll steal John from any woman lol.

R565 Great job above. Yes, I get more of an "Eve H." feeling/vibe from SM towards JM but it's not really the same thing as in the movie, as you explained so well. Glad you liked it, by the way. One possible correction to your discussion: I think SM started stalking JM on Twitter before SM hit it big, but I'm not 100% sure about this.

I, too, question what JM has to talk about for three hours with this child; unless, of course, there is some sexual component (either desired or actually realized) to this relationship. And I agree that SM has nowhere near the musical talent that JM has.

I wouldn't call Shawn a child.

He may be a lot younger than John, but remember that he's already accomplished far more at his age than most young people.

They may have a big age gap, but I don't get why some people wonder what they have to talk about. Shawn is a fellow musician who travels all around the world every day -- they have PLENTY to talk about.

R567=John Mayer

r567 All the same though, whatever experience Shawn may have, John has twice

I think Shawn will become better vocally as he matures more. He may never become a better musician than JM but hopefully his writing will grow as he matures too.

This made me tear up a bit. Shawn's right, John has a way with words.

mayer aint gay for leaving loads in the boy....I mean shawn is practically a woman.

Come on, let's get this thread to 600! Any other comments or news?

Do you think John has tied him up yet during sex?

He’s still wearing that pinky ring as seen here. Is this a “commitment” ring given to him by JM?

R574 Fuuuckk! I hope so!!! Hot!!!

Just some pics.

Shame we don't have much footage from this performance

Wearing Johns tour merch (last year I think)

Little clip from that night ˄

[quote]Wearing Johns tour merch (last year I think)

Do Shawn & John wear each other's underwear?

r584 Who knows. But here's Shawn wearing more of JM's merch

When was the show at Hotel Cafe (venue with red curtains in back)?

I started a new thread, but the website keeps crashing when I tap on the link box to put in in. It's titled "Shawn & John Part 2" if one of you wants to copy the link and paste it here.

r588 October last year

r589 Thanks, It doesn't show up on the search though so i can't link it

Part 2

Good to know...

That's a stupid name for the new thread. It doesn't even have Mendes in it, impairng search? Close it and start a new one with some creativity. At the very least: "Shawn Mendes & John Mayer, sitting in a tree, F U C K I N G pt. 2"

r596 Is there even a way to close a thread that's not full?

R596 This one doesn't have Mendes or Mayer in the title either.