What is the title of your forthcoming novel about the Datalounge?

Muriel Dearest

Talking with Myself

Tuesdays with Mussy

See You Next Tuesday

A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Otter

Datalounge: A Flood Of Dark Brown Pointless Bitchery

"I've Had Sufficient" Chronicle of an online publishing legend.

The Yearnings of Lesbos and the Gay Denial

Torn Caftans

The Red Tagging of Popular Posters Due to Careless Overreaction, and the Very Large Wolfhound

Punch and Delete

Confessions of a Middle-Aged Drama Queen

"Although this book was released last week, it still looks like it's only been out for a day : The DL Mindset"

Dylan Geick and the Lustful Savages

Datalounge: Hypocrites, Bigots, and Racists, Oh My!! or Tantalizing Tales of Terminal Twaddle

The Dick Also Rises

"Even after I dropped my nail file, I couldn't put it down." Miss Barbra Joan Streisand

"I'll never cop to it, but I'd be no one without that pit" Miss Andy Cohen.

"Anniston isn't really pretty" Miss Joan Collins.

"TRUMP! RUSSIAN TROLLS! Hillabottom Weekly Gazette

"Seriously?" Miss Julianna Moore

"Dude, it's so bro', it's brah" Instagram Whore Tricks and Tips.

"The automotive threads are so helpful. And by helpful we mean fucking hilarious." Motor Trend

Cats With Claws

Crime and Collusion

Viper House Rules

The Tong-Peddler Of Venice

Tyoing Fat

Crossed Out: Mental Health And Safety For Millennials

I'm a Whore, Darlin'

Jealous Bitches? : An Armchair Analysis Of Popular Food Culture

Not Without My Nephew

The Answer Is You’re Fat

No Pride, All Prejudice

Gurl, NO!

“Sure, Jan”: Looking Down On People From The Bottom

Brava, R28!

Low Expectations

Caftan Deep, Earring High

The Board of Mirth

"Caftans, Earrings, Grease Fires, And Tears"

But I Look Twenty

R28, zing! Also love R9, sounds like a great 1975 TV movie starring Sal Mineo and Rock Hudson.

Thanks, R31.

I Was Molested

Postcards From the Basement

"Crying as I Type . . . "

Let's Be

The Fainting Couch Chronicles

Have You Tried Killing Yourself?

"THREAD CLOSED"

Bonjour, Tristesse

Distasteful Friends

The Lord Of The Brown Rings

Well I Never In All My Life

The Chronicles Of Flyoverstan

The Truth About Jeremy

Cut or uncut?

12 Years A Houseboy

The Snake Pit

Correction, 12 Years A Barely Legal Doorman

Well, the first few years anyway.

We Need To Talk About Caftan

Millennials: The Cause of Life's Troubles

Are You There God? It's Me, Muriel.

ElderBAE: How to 30 at 60

"No More Fudge, Daddy! I Have Sufficient"

"The Sky Was So Blue That Day: The World Trade Center and Other Insatiable Bottoms"

Presenting Hole and Other Tales

Memoirs Of An Eldergay-sha : How To Knock Someone Off Of A Bicycle By Walking Too Slowly In Front Of Them

The Grease Fire of the Vanities

Free Willy.

Theres,something about "MARY!"

Courting Joel

Gay of the Locust

That's MISS Lonelyhearts

For Whom the Belles Toll

OP: You

Twistmy Armmie

I’m Not Running A Bed And Breakfast Here: Hospitality On A Budget

WHET

Parsley and Cilantro: A Love Story

"Trolls and Other Strangers"

[italic]So Cloying the Bread Pudding at Ruth's Chris: A FULLY LOADED Tale of Mystery[/italic]

La Cage aux Marys

Darkest Lesbians

Dull Objects

Harlots of the Gods

Dinner at Eight. And Nine. And Ten ...

The Pasta That Was Never Strained

I Know Why the Cagemeat Sings

The Murders in the Rue McClanahan

How Damp the Caftan in Wilton Manors

I’ve Had Sufficient

I know why the caged meat sings

R81, {applause}

R85, meet R81.

R84, R7 has sufficient long before you.

Snark Park

The shreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeking of the gaylings, pts. 1 and 2.

Mother, May I Sleep with Danger while at The Piers?

Bonfire Of The Marys

The Naked and the Dead

"Cheryl, What's that Smell???": The True Story of WHET Cheryl and her descent into the World of Pron

Bonfire of the Inanities

"The Joyless Fuck Club" by Amy CAFtan

Withering Lows: A portrait of mordant desperation

"Lord of the Lowered Flies"

Gayfellas

I Know Why the Caged Meat Sings

The Deletion of Jacob Tobia: How Transphobia Made Me a Millionaire Succubix

A Street Whore Named John Mayer

"How to Drain Pasta" and Other Topics to Trigger a Meltdown.

Everyone is Gay.

Verifying Sizemeat in the Midst of a Tragedy

Toxic Sewer Tales.

Once around the garden

Trick meat verificata

The diary of a mad poo shoer

The Golden Girls chronicles

From Ass to Zbornak: My wasted years on Datalounge.

The Picture of Dorian Gray

Seriously, R100?

Hairy Otter and the Pensioner in a Caftan

[bold] Chronicles of the Christmas Moose [/bold]

He's Gay if I say he's Gay

Why is R112 in bold font?

R114 That's not a good title

Call Me By My Name: MARY.

He's Fine. He Sends his Love. Can I Have his Stuff?: Furnish your Apartment the DL Way

Fifty Thousand Gays With Shade

"You Type Fat and Other Witticisms of The Data Lounge". Okay, not very good, but I love the phrase, "you type fat"

I'm Bitching as Fast as I Can

I Know Why the Caged Meat Sings, r110.

Gaylings Of The Early 21st Century, Short Stories With No Big Words.

Call me by your red tag, and I’ll call you by mine.

A Confederacy of Ponces

Brilliant, R124.

[italic]Time Suck: A True Story

JOIN THE BITCHFACE

Memento Mori

Svetlana and the Office Party

Not in my Major

The Strange Case of The Soft Butch Sous Chef

2 out of 10

[quote] Not in my Major —By 'John'

That’s funny. In a thread about creating DL-based Lifetime movie titles I contributed “Not Without My Major”.

She Was Already Dead To Me

Accidentally Cleared Cookies: A Tragedy in 7 Parts.

Cradling My Mug: A Frau’s Guide to Killing a Thread With Pensive Navel-gazing and Morose Pedantry.

A GAY MAN'S GUIDE TO BEING 62, BUT LOOKING 28.

I Wish I Could Quit You

R137 IS PENNED BY BILL TAYLOR

BLESS, BILL

Stated Boundaries

Standard Deviants

Where Nobody Knows Your Name

BITCH!!!!

The Cackling

Twilight of the Trolls

“PMBT — the Quickening”

Fibro: Myth or Merriment?

The Neighbor Boy

The Married Man Who Stayed the Night: A Clarc Mattews Mystery

It’s cagemeat, you idiots. One word.

The Huff

[italic]The Evening Punctuationist: Her Final Fury

Halfwit

Pussy Galore Not Here

Golden Girls Christmas Vacation

Will No One Save the Gaylings of Darfur?

Let’s Pretend We’re Human

Blame it on Dyatlov Pass

Scorn: My Life as a First Responder

Great Trepidations

I Came for Spilt Tea

His Name Was Joel

Boy Who Thinks He's a Girl On a Train.

The "Women's Room" (Not Just For Women)

Lord of the Cock Rings

The Seven Habits of Highly Disturbed People

Charlie and the Chocolate Highway

Guuuuurl Interrupted

AnnE of Green Gables

Black Booty

Oh, Dear! A Guide to Perfect Grammar

Where the Wild Young Things Are

Who Moved my Red Dragon Cheese?

How to Make Authentic Lasagna

Lovely Bones: The Angelina Jolie Story

Worse Than Hitler!

It’s MISS Sissyboodles

The Mystery of the Mincing Prisspot

Everything You Wanted to Know About 'The Golden Girls' But Were Afraid to Ask

[quote]How to Make Authentic Lasagna

Start by spelling it "lasagne."

Flight of the Prolapsed Anuses.

The Caftan, The Bitch and her Wardrobe

Steamed Ham With Mayo

Cheeseballs and Nutloaf: Memories of MichFest

[italic]I'm Telling You NOW, So I Don't Have to Tell You THEN: A Love Story

The Harlots' Progress

Valley of the Trolls

The Triggered Gay: Stories of hostility and anonymity on DL

Forthcoming novel:

You Read? Fat

Your title has already been done, OP.

Not On The Same Page

For the Love of a Dwarf Top

Once around the Garden of Eden

The Many Bowel Movements of Meghan Markle, the Pooping Princess

Lick Your Finger and Turn Me

^^ Eww to both

We want libraries across the land to stock this!

Being a Closed Book

The Gay IG Hoes

Clutch This, Pearl

My Cat Jeff

Man on the Land: A Guide to Lesbianism for the Penised Person

Bai Ling is on the Roof.

My Neighbor, the Gargoyle.

An Orgy of Words: Gay Bitchery at its Finest

Once Around the Caftan

Elaborate Scenario: A “Choose Your Own Adventure” Book

Prancing Ponies No More!

r163 covered the chapters of the book quite well

Pathetic: My Life as a Datalounge Thread Policer by R87 and R88

Bonus chapter on spelling by R168

I have started writing the sequel, DL 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Blueberries Growing Over Sal

As I Lay Dying in a Grease Fire

Stormfrunt (sic) For The LGBT Set

Misanthropy On Parade

For Whom the Belle Trolls

Maybe Dick

The Last Of the Mojitos

Alexander the Terrible, Horrible, Deplorable Russian Bot

Transpotting

The Hitchiker’s Guide to Astroglide

[quote] The Last Of the Mojitos

Brilliant.

Bitchery done right.

How Grim Was My Dostadning

I Will Cut You (If You're Not Already)

Living with Nacreous Layers of Permacum: My Life on Datalounge.

Pedophiles Under Every Rock

Hung by a Thread

No Fats, No Femmes, No Blacks, No Asians: A Tragic Love Story In Four Parts

The Transgender Frau that Strained her Aldi brought Pasta

The Hatred for Meghan Markle: How all Internet Trolls are scat fetishists

Spirit Cooking with Poo Shoes

One of three or maybe all three: "A Dog Barked in Harborcreek"; "Piss: A Powerful Weapon", or "Growing Tits Across Texas".

Crabwalking Lesbian: A story of tragedy and Triumph.

Pain, Struggle and a Good Heart

Final days.

Men Are From Mars And Some Present Penis

The Black never ending hole.

The Saga of Shitbra

Orifice Distending: Tennessee Williams’ Guide to Coping With Prolapse

Tinker Tailor Solider Boipussy

Dialing the Phone With a Pencil: My Life In and Out of the Datalounge.

Novels, people—novels. You know, fiction.

A Cue For Derision

A Separate Piece Of Sweet Closeted Jock Ass

Dried Roses In The Basement

Brave Old Gurls

Or a Brave New Gurl

A Tale Of Two Doomed Long Distance Relationships

Catcher In The Eye

My pussy really does stink!

The Boy Fuck Club

The Definitive Analysis of Kellyanne's Pussy

I bow to you R201. Bravo.

WHAT DO YOU WANT, GOOD GRAMMAR OR GOOD TASTE!? bless, bill

Who Gives a Flying Fuck?

R169 & r220, LOL!

The Crass Menagerie

"Little Balls of Sunshine in a Bag". That's all I got.

Girls, I have writers' block and it's the worst feeling in the world!

"Shut Up and Take It, Baby!"

"Well, he didn't suck my cock."

Move It Along, Toots

Wuthering.Hairlines

"Dingleberry Finn"

"A Dollar Tree Grows In Brooklyn"

"Bareback Mountin' "

^^ I like [italic]A Dollar Tree Growns in Brooklyn

!! Shall pre-order !!

GAYlivers’ Travel

Christmas Decorating with Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, CO

Cold Comfort Fuck

The Big Slut

At Swim-Two-Dicks

Laddy Chatterley’s Lover

Swallow This

I’ve Blocked You! A tale of naked power.

My Life As The DL Christmas Moose

Chicken Soup For The Malnourished Soul

Kicked in the Vagina Bone

The Hershey Highway: The Road Frequently Travelled

Presenting Hole: A User's Guide

Not Without My Caftan!

Twelve Years a Slave - To the Evening Punctuationist

Dick Boner: 🔎 Private Eye

M. v. G.

A Midsummer's Eve

The Brown Satin Pumps & Brown Poop Saga & Other Tales

He Was at Least 8 Inches & Thick as a Coke Can & Other Mystical Fables

Bend over... and cough.

This is the best thread in months!

Shots Across the Bow: Liz vs. Marilyn

[italic]Mug Cradling in Samoa

Follies à Deux

S is for Stritchy

Daily Devotionals for Religious Whores, Presented by The Church of Latter-Day Skanks.

Feyton Place

Bonfire of the Netnannes

Fatlass Shrugged and Knock Over the Buffet

Underwhelmed by Non Event Toast.

The Non-Existance Of The Younger Top For The Older Bottom

It's real and it's spectacular (especially for r274).

Everything You Wanted To Know About Fraus, But Were Too Repulsed To Ask

Frau-tastic: Learning to Love Your Inner Frau

"It's Lebanese, Rose! Dataloungers Abroad"

Sex and the Single Incel

My Collapse is Complete

Less Than Zero: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Lesbianism

Macbeth Jarrett

A Farewell to Getting Cock

The Old Man and the Steamroom

Gurl in Trouble

The Best of Everything is Not Enough

Gay Death in Venice, CA - My Life After 35

Money Balled: The Life of the Wrigleyville Cumdump

All the Resident's Men

Dr. Now, Voyager

Not Ordinary People

The Guy Who Came in from the Cold Can't Feel His Dick

For All Intensive Porpoises, We ARE Being Have!

The Glory Holes of Madison County

All This, and The Golden Girls Too

Buck Would Not Have Written r291.

Les Misérables

Marry me, R199.

I Know Why the Cagemeat Sings

You Damn Millennials Get Off My Exquisitely Manicured Lawn!: The Eldergays Strike Back

R299 Ding, Ding, Ding!! You are the 10th person to give that answer so you receive the special prize of a weekend in Las Vegas. Poo Shoes will be your special travelling concierge as you takes you on a tour of all the bathrooms in the very best casinos. The highlight of your trip will be the Sunday Day Club hetero meat market fuck for all held at the Wynn Encore adult pool. You will receive a stunning Mr. Turk Speedo in which you will give your best "come hither" poses to the many straight male hotties.

IF you are able to beat Chris Donohoe's time of 23.7 minutes before being asked to leave by the Wynn security team you will win a night in the Bridal Suite at The Golden Horseshoe Hotel in beautiful downtown Las Vegas where Ms. D A V I D A will regale you with tales of ritual pedophilia and the latest theories of Pizza Gate and QAnon while you both dine on a luxury room service dinner of all U Can Eat Crab Legs.

We can play all we like, but we all know the title will be

"Dat's Da Suck Job!"

The title offers so many reprehensible prejudices all at once.

"Now a Warning"

"Eat Shit and Die, R223" - A Novella.

MARY! Queen of Scoff

[QUOTE]"Dat's Da Suck Job!"

It's so hard to pick a winner between this, Last of the Mojitos, Torn Caftans, Tinker Tailor Solider Boipussy, and No Pride All Prejudice.

So EVERYONE gets to wear the polyester sateen winner's sash.

We Need To Talk About Kevin Spacey

"FF!" She Cried

All of the aforementioned books will be available only through Troll book club.

"How to Train Your Lhasa Apso: The Sexual Exploitations of Joel and his Elderly Neighbour"

Manvox Memories

Nineteen Seventy-Four

Ulyshysh

The Life and Opinions of Aaron Schock, Cockgobbler.

I Know Why The Cagemeat Sings

[italic] Remembrance of Cunts Past [italic]

I love how contextual R313's suggestion is.

Don't ever change, Datalounge.

LOL @ R307.

Great thread, OP. Thanks.

Go away R301. No one read all that.

Hotdog Down the Hallway, A DL Compendium of Tiny Meat

Viciously Slapped; What to do to Trolls before Punch and Delete

How dialing with a pencil has been replaced by a Samsung Note and a Stylus; A Bronze Gay deals with technology.

The Food, the Fads and the Fugly.

The Frau in HR, and Other Terrifying Workplace Tales

Ginny: A Life in Billing

Rememberance of Tongs Past: Misadventures in Draining Pasta Whilst in Qing China

A High-Pitched Scream in the Dark

In the Beat Off the Night: a Guide for Solo DLers

wth??? no Gin & Regret ????

The Naked and the Nearly Dead

How Moist Was My Mussy

Datalounge: No Cuntery for Old Men

Around the World on Eighty Gays

R319 Says you.

Judging by the W&Ws at least FIVE people did read it, but I will concede that it did not do as well as my book title:

"Courting Joel " which received 3 times that many. I agree that brevity is a virtue. I had been up all night and I think I was punchy.

"She Shells Sheashells by the Sheashore." A novel by Lizsha only available on Audible. With foreword by Holly Hunter.

Ma Nuit Chez Jani

My Search For Helen Lawson

Give head, get ahead

Call Me By Any Name You Can Remember.

Muriel’s Choice

Deflowered in the Attic

The Old Man and the Sequins

The Postman Always Rims Twice

Catcher in the Rear David Coppafeel

Maya Angelou Is An Asshole And Other Gay Tales

Yes! @ R339

On Her Knees: How Nancy Reagan Got "A Head" in Hollywood

Bot sure of a title, but a scratch and sniff book by our own, Cheryl.

R343, you cheeky thing.

Good bot at R343.

Let Them Eat Cak: A DL Cookbook

Whaurice

Howard's End Gets Surprise Anal

Where Angels Fear to Read

A Room With A Poo

Shit. Not instead of bot at r343.

"Ain't that a Kick in the Cunt?" One young girl's journey after a run-in with Stevie Nicks.

[quote]"Ain't that a Kick in the Cunt?" One young girl's journey after a run-in with Ada Hobson Davis.

[quote] R152: The Evening Punctuationist: Her Final Fury

Aww, you remembered!

"Erna: A Psychological Profile and Case Study"

ERNA! I kid....I kid.....

[quote]"Erna: A Psychological Profile of a Serial Killer"

Fixed

[quote] R254: My Life As The DL Christmas Moose*

*not affiliated with Christmas Mouse

R254, are you trying to get me sued? Excuse me while I flounce out.

The Daze of Whine and Poses: My Year on Datalounge and What I Found There

Glenn & Meryl: A Love Story

Death of the Blind Items - A DL Detective Story

Can't Do A Felony For Free

The Ragged Trousered Fellatist.

I believe that's part of Bach's "Partita in A Minor For Solo Skin Flautist", R359.

Let's Be a Book of Fiction! (Pointless bitchery on the DL)

To Drain or Not to Drain, That is the Question

My Margarine Fountain Runneth Over

Cunts: an anthology.

Colored Gentlemen I Have Known

A Guide to Shopping at Dollar Tree by Ezra Poundcake.

I Was a Datalounger for the FBI

I Have Sufficient: Making My Way In World of Cunts

Gary Morton Talked Me Into Writing This

"I Like Blue"

In Cold Blood Is How I'll Block You

Too Many Rhinoplasties: My Life as the Cuntiest Cunts Who Ever Cunted

I Had to Cut a Few Bitches: My Life as a Star

I Was Molested - Before It Was A Big Thing

Schtaying Clean An' Schober

Never Looked a Day Over 30: A DataLounger

The Bi-Pan-Trans Homo Makeover And Other Ridiculous Closet Renovations

I Cut a Few Bitches Myself

Before My Pussy Stank

Driving Miss Lindsey

R376 That looks like a skinny Dick Cheney.

Every Sexy Man Is Gay

Airing Out My Balls: My Life In a Caftan

Where’s My Creme Brûlée!? - When Life Interferes with Expecations (However Undeserved)

No, You're a Nasty Cunt: My Life Blaming Others

Nacreous Layers of Wisdom

DataLounge Where Words Are Weapons, You Big Sissy

Who (Re)moved My Cheese(maker)? A bitter DataLounger's Elegy for his Missing Foreskin

The Shitbra Chronicles

Fifty Shades of Eldergay

Go Back to iVillage--The Story of a Data Lounge Pariah

Bitches Be Here

Still trying to make "hissing" happen? Sad.

The Life and Times of Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, Formerly of Boulder, Colorado

All Quiet on the Western Cumdump

I Shit You Not... Diaries of a Scat Queen

Yes, Naked [italic]Does[/italic] Imply Dong (the Unauthorized Biography of Jeff Stryker).

R301 is humor-deficient flame bait.

I Know Why the Cagemeat Sings.

The Triumph’s of Ignorance: Millennial’s, Plural’s, and Apostrophe’s

Dead To Me! A Datalounge Mystery

R398 What the fuck is flame bait?

I liked it. You sound humorless your own damn self.

R402, to be fair, the reason for the repeated posting of "I Know Why the Cagemeat Sings" [italic]may[/italic] have whooshed right over r301's head.

R403 Okay. But I thought that R301 was making a joke about "I knw why the cagemeat sings" had been posted by so many at that point.

I just don't know why 301 was flamebait.

A womyns guide to Michfest withdrawl : including 213 nutloaf recipes for every occasion.

DICKLESS: Dildos, Diddling & Debauchery

This Book Is Useless Without Pictures

The Old Man and the Seamen

Oliver Twist m' Nipples

A Separate Piece - or How I Learned to Love My Dildo

A Fish Named Fraunda

Cheap Meat: An Aldi Confessional

I am the Walrus: Ambien-Induced Late Night Postings on the Datalounge

R407 brilliant!

He Looks Hot in His Mugshot

(It's about a detective who can determine someone's guilt or innocence just from their looks.)

A Frau Grows in Brooklyn

My Anus and me.

Heels to the Sky: My Life Pretending To Be a Straight Top

Kill It With Fire! A Datalounge Mystery

Caitlyn Then and Now

Quo Status

WHET?: Mysterious Disappearances

Forged in the hellfires of Datalounge 😂

A Bundle of Sticks

Giovanni Versace's Room

Dear God, It's Anne Margaret!

Naked Let's Do Brunch!

Tales of the Shitty

A Tale of Two Biddies: Erna & Muriel

Get Off My Lorna Luft You Pesky Kids: Beyond Victimhood

Moldy Dick: The Wail

Odoriferous: Based on the Novel 'Flush' by Poo Shoes

Summer of My German Economic Refugee

Gone with the Winds

War of the Rosebuds

Daisies in Depends: The Eldergays of the Early Internet

GRIND*HER: Why Won't Anybody Meat Cheryl?

My Life With The Chill Pill Cult

The Kissing of The Dolls...A Tale of Madness And Obsession

Bottoms Up : A Guide to Fun & Frolic in the [italic] Deep South

My Friend Julie! A Datalounge Mystery

I'll Have What He's Having

Bob & Carl & Ted & Alvin

The Last Of Cheryl

The Liar, The Bitch And The Vintage Armoire

Bare Naked Pasta

Seriously, by Julianne Moore

Caftans In The Mist

[italic]💊 There IS a Doctor in the House !

by Dr. Jack Mehoff

Jackie On Assistance A Datalounge Mystery

Ivory-toned Lateral Incisor

Whores And Hairpieces

U in Trouble GURL!!! (or Stop Eating those Graveyard Blueberries)

The Call is Coming From Inside the House on a Rotary Princess Phone Using a Pencil to Dial

He's Gay My Neighbor's Cousin's Girlfriend Knew A Guy Who Blew Him

Typing FAT vs Typing THICK

OP is a cunt : tales from the DL past, by R1

🍗 On A Chicken Wing And A Prayer : Chronicles Of Survival

Kneepads and Lip Service: There Are Pubes Stuck In My Teeth

Denny and His Rolling Suitcase Go To Manhattan - A Datalounge Mystery

The Girl Who Flung the Shitbra

The Stock-up Queen's Guide to Freezing Broths and Stews

The Mug Cradler's Little Book of Affirmations

Once Around The Garden! A Datalounge Mystery

The Dickfinder’s Guide to the Gaylaxy

[italic]Who Was That Cunt?

"Cunt on a Hot Tin Roof" - The BILL TAYLOR story

(Un)Cut

"Valley Of The Dulls"

Splendor in the Ass, Glory Holes by the Hour: A Collection of DataLounge Poety

The Adventures of Ben Doon and Phil McCavaty

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon Are Gay Together: A Slash Fiction Romance.

Naked Came an Incel

Real Housewives of Sumer - The Untold Story

You Type Fat: A Datalounge Handbook

It´s an special art book with complete empty pages called

OUT OF THE WILL

A Tale of Woah! - From Bubble to Flat (Broke) by Joey Lawrence

[italic]Winter Candy Apple, Iced Gingerbread, and Tears

Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy!

We Need To Talk About an MRI

*Foreword by Jaclyn Smith

What was on their Ipads

Bump.

Yellow Streams

"Little Shitbra on the Prairie" A biography of Melissa "Half-pint" Gilbert.

How Green Was My Uncanny Valley

[italic] For Whom The Cunt Trolls [italic]

Kitsch Encounters of the Marble Kind

Glove and an Old Prostate: Tales of Half-Remembered Delights

Cunts That Should All Die in a Greasefire

The Coffee Table Murders by Danny Thomas

Help, I've fallen and I can't get up! The Golden Girls of West Hollywood

A Town Called The Lesbian Housekeeper of a Blended Family

The Princess Died (And Other Tales Told and Retold)

Smelly Pussies: A journal of my gynophobia.

Notes From the Underground: Mind The Gap Store Playlist Guy

The Idiots

The Nephew Also Rises

Dammit, Datalounge! How I Learned to Embrace My Love for Bonnie Franklin

The Dying HTML

The Shadow of Your Shitbra!

Depravity's Rainbow

Thanks to the person who linked to the Anti-MLM reddit, I had no idea MLMs were such a problem. These people are parasites.

Wrong thread, sorry!

Stan of a 1,000 threads

Self-hating Nazi Delusion Peddlers, a.k.a r17

BASH YOURSELF: Confessions of a Log Cabin Republican

Death Would Be A Mercy: The Sad Final Days of Datalounge

The Hitchhikers Guide To The "Trail Through The Park"

I agree R412, I love R407

Caftans Courageous

Life after Trolldar: the DataLounge Third Reich

Greasefire of the Vanites

Surprise Anal!

Mein Hmpf: A Grammar Nazi Dishes

Basement Dweller! A Datalounge Mystery

DL: A frau kingdom.

À la recherche du DONG perdu: a naughty bilingual edition

The Frau Also Rises

Ode To Joyce Bulifant

"The whore behind the lace curtained window"

"Reflections on a whole well used"

Judging You at Nuremberg

My Pussy Stinks! The Unauthorized Autobiography of Kellyanne Conway

Escape To Bitch Mountain

No Life To Live

"Now Look Here, Stretch...": My Life as a Sassy Queen

The Gropes of Ralph.

A Midsummer Night's Ream. The Merchant of Penis

All In a Gay's Werq

From Russia Bot With Loath

The Postman Always Pings Twice

Seven Blatino Husbears for Seven Brothers

My pussy runneth over.

The House of Girth

Old Yellers

R528 FTW.

Bitches, whores and tramps.

Death by Gloryhole

Look Homeward, Bottom

Because of Twink Dick Seek

Dial E for Effeminate: A True DataLounge Mystery.

A woman called Trannie

[italic] The Education Of Nimrod [/italic]

He done him Wrong

I HATE EVERYONE AND YOU CAN TOO.

Adventures in the Sigmoid Colon by Simon Sperm

Memoirs of a Gay-sha.

Something Shady This Way Comes

The Scarlet Caftan

To Kill a Mockingbitch

'Mo be Dick

One Hundred Years of Solitude - My Life as an Eldergay

Murder on the DL Express

Madame Ovary - Cheryl's Sad Tale

Ten Bitter Bitches

Withering Looks

(looks) NINETEEN ( is) EIGHTY FOUR

Kudos to R548, R551, and R544.

I meant R554.

Not So Great Expectations -- by Miss Dick-Ins

The Silence of the Fraus

Harry Potty and the Prisoner of Ass

This Gunt For Hire

I know how to read picture books, and mean sissy says I might read chapter books next!

The Frau Who Came in from i-Village

Come At Me Bitches

Travels With My Uncle Bottom

Fifty Shades of Gay

Fifty Shades of Cray

All That Jizz!

Fifty Shades of Gray Pubes

You Take the Good, You Take the Bad: Embracing Your Inner Blair, Jo, Natalie and Tootie

My Moon Cup Runneth Over

[quote]The Silence of the Fraus

This never happened.

Under the Whirling Vagina Cape

My Slutty Nephew

or

Textbook Whores sold cheaply or Nazi Trollies must die! or May I sniff your quaff Mr Trump? :: A Queer Uncle Tom's thoughts on living in the the greatest country on earth

Jesus: 13 penetrations before hanging

I love you Datalounge, but you are always bringing me down!

Janbot VS Hagdonna: the eternal war between darkness and light

Maybe-Dick - or How I Rode the WHALE!

No, r576. Between darkness and more darkness.

White-Adjacent Noise

The Punctuation Freeek

Who Pooped Behind The Racks? A Datalounge Mystery

"My Neighbor's Teenage Son" and Other Fantastic Eldergay Tales

Old and Evil Cunts

LESBIANS! (WE EXIST)

Draining the Spaghetti

Curious Schock at the bathouse. Curious Schock and the model's anaconda. Curious Schock sucks off a businessman. Off to join the navy with Curious Schock. Curious Shcock and the British instagram influencer. Curious Schock takes two big bananas in his fanny. Curious Schock rides a police man. Curious Schock gets slammed in the slammer. Curious Schock explains GRINDR. Girls are yucky for Curious Schock. How big was it Curious Schock? Curious Schock gets his pictures taken. Curious Schock gets touched down there!

Testicle Mystery Tour

Reviews:

"It sucked... hard!"

"It blew me away!"

"Once I picked it up, it got going and I couldn't put it down."

All Quiet in the Western Front Hole: A California Transman's Journey Through Loneliness

Back Passage to India

Scraping the Barrel

daddy.mommy has a penis!

I Ain't Been Licked: Looking for Lesbo Love

R508 wins

All the King’s Peen

A Star is Porn---Struggling Celebrities Who Might As Well Go X-Rated

This Novel Will End in Tears

Puke, Curse, Hate