Hiss of the Eldergay

Reeeee-mark- a-ble!

In his day, it was customary to exchange a few pleasantries, then have sex.

HISSSSSSSSSS

[quote]I've been getting out more lately, getting laid more lately

Congratulations.

[quote] and so I've had dealings with eldergays. One lives a few doors down in my neighborhood.

What has that got to do with you getting laid more lately?

[quote]I've been getting out more lately, getting laid more lately,

In other words, no one sticks around.

He's fucking eldergays.

Friendlier eldergays, one hopes.

But eldergays all the same.

[quote]He's 65, smokes a pipe, and has Texas preacher brushed back bouffant hair. In particular I find the pipe anachronistic - only super old geezers are smoking pipes anymore.

and you call them hissers?

[quote]The first time we met, he was friendly and condescending and leering.

how can he be all those three things at once?

This story is too confusing to be entertaining.

0/10

OP - Did you have similar social issues when you weren't getting out so much and weren't getting laid?

He was put off by your dog. He sounds like his life revolves around the chihuahua.

The owner of a blue heeler could never get along with the owner of a chihuahua. This guy is super power bottom - is that what you're into, OP?

Next time you get near him, spit on him. That'll show him!

360 degrees ? So a complete circle facing you once again? Dumbass.

Was it the first time he'd seen you in daylight?

2/10. Could have been a fun made-up story but too long and wordy.

Reminds me to take up a pipe again. Last smoked in college in the mid-70s.

OP - F&F - You’re full of shit. This is a hate thread. It’s a half-assed attempt to put down the generation of people you hate, namely baby-boomers all because you bought into the pack of lies of how they ruined everything for your special generation.

Does he look like this, OP?

Wait-- so did OP fuck the Chihuahua owner who was "friendly and condescending and leering" (that combo baffled me too R8)

Or did he merely have a social interaction with him?

Things went wrong when the blue heeler tried to fuck the chihuahua.

^ That combo baffled you (and me) because it's a made up bs story.

OP is referring to a 65 yr old man as a "super old geezer." What will he be when he's 80. Ancient?

Tell us OP, did he call you a youngin' ?

Actually R20, friendly, condescending and leering is a frequent combo in Boomer guys, especially when they see something they want.

*They want to show that they are interested in you

*They want to show they are more powerful/intelligent than you

*They leer to show sexual interest. It's why we younger men have to do the towel dance.

I can just see these two on Judge Judy, after one dog attacks the other. Judy will do a lot of pen rapping to cut short the dramatic monologues.

I never shower at the gym R24, but point taken.

So did the OP fuck the eldergay? Or just talk to him in parseltongue?

Troll

Opie here. Surprised to see my dead thread back. A lot has happened since I wrote this. My dog died. He was 17 and he had a stroke, went quickly.

Another neighbor talked to me about the weird neighbor. She lives next door to him. She said he is generally not friendly and is very protective of his little dog. He is gone for the summer, he left in June, won't return until September. She said he often has different guys a lot younger than him, probably college age, at his place. She sees them getting in and out of his car or sitting on the patio. He does not talk to her or her husband.

I'm probably too old for him. His hot and cold creepiness and bad manners turned me off anyway. If I want an entitled, elderly troll into twinks, I can go on the apps.

I misread R28 for a moment and thought it said the neighbor sees them "sitting on the piano" .