Instagram Homosexual and Former Army Captain Roberto J Portales

This guy has GREAT LEGS and I love the hair distribution on them and how it fades slightly as it goes to his ass.

He's obviously self loathing

There’s a thread on this butterface already Mary!

Oh right. Him.

He lives in West Hollywood. The gay Ghetto of LA. How can you not find a pride flag in the background?

definitely trims his anal hair

No pics with Pride flag - yeah definitely self loathing.

Does he know any women? At all?

Jamie Lee traps Michael Myers in her basement and sets him on fire. All three Strode women survive.

Huh?

Roberto, finish your first thread before you start a new one.

Looks like instagay trash from WeHo/Mykonos/Fire Island/Palm Springs/Provincetown. He’s pretty, but obsessed with himself and obsessed with dating people who look like him.

He is not pretty.

Paging Chewing McNip

a former West Point graduate? How does that work?

Say what you want. He's gorgeous!

R16 ya no

Love him

the hairy legs are a real turnoff

I don’t like a man with too many muscles

He is so beautiful....excuse me, I have to cum now....

The perfect emblem of DL Hot.

those legs never close!

I like him. Seems nice, has a great body and beautiful feet. How much for an outcall? I actually feel bad writing that.

^ oh he would quote you a rate no doubt. I’d pay for that

I liked him better "fat."

He is retardedly sexy and I would fuck the Hell out of his rotund, hairy backside. He strikes me as the sort of Instastud who spends all day looking at himself in the mirror snapping selfies and one day aspires to have a really successful OnlyFans page. My guess is that while he isn't the sharpest knife, he does however possess one tasty musky hole.

He's cute. Leave him be.

Gorgeous.

What makes you suspect RJP is a bottom? He strikes me as an alpha top. His boyfriend is CLEARLY the bottom.

Roberto J. Port-A-Loo.

R30 right his boyfriend is a total bottom that kind that don’t like getting sucked

We can all fantasize whatever we like :-) I am a top, so I want to imagine that he is bottom. No harm done.

Thirsty yet yalll?

that asss!

He reminds me of Toothy Bottom, the HGTV Insta-gay.

Is this the boyfriend? Mike Manning from Real World?

She can SPEAK!

I WANT HIS FEETS.

Does he ever fly economy?

What's his job? Is he just an escort?

Former fatties ALWAYS go back to being fat. ALWAYS.

We're ALL looking at the same Instagram page but no one bothered to look for bulge?

LOL R43! Well, us tops just don't care about what he has going on (or doesn't have in this case) up front. He is fine as Hell even if he is hung like a teeny gherkin (and that is maybe being generous). That body and that ASS!

R37: here’s the official boyfriend...

Heh, heh, speak for yourself, r44! I like a bottom who gets hard and stays hard. And if he happens to be packing, all the better.

"Former Army Captain" = so he's an insufferable authoritarian

Ewww. I thought he was hot until I saw his photos with Andrew Neighbors. Instant turnoff.

He is porn hot R45 bf is even blander than he is

With pictures like this he doesn't need to state he's gay.

And he's 90 times hotter than almost all men DL drools over. You people just try too hard to be contrarians - and to hate on openly gay men.

R50 you are delusional

I need Cap'n Hotness balls deep in me immediately.

Aaww:

I love masculine dude4dude bros

The problem with hairy legs is that as you age, the hair disappears from your legs and reappears in your nose, ears and eyebrows.

I had gorgeous golden blond leg hair as twink but it's completely gone now and I have to spend my time trimming my entire face when I shave.

Not into hairy bods

I think he looks great in his photo at R34, but it does look like he's put a little bit of weight back on. Not that there's anything wrong with that -- he can carry it off. And, he still looks hot as hell.

This is one of Roberto's friend Eric. Does anyone know the name of the masc bro on the left?

I dunno, but that bro is my type 💪🏾

Meh. Damn maybe there’s just too much candy out there these days, but he’s basic and there’s much better. His bf is a real turn off too.

[quote] He's kind of cute

Kind of cute? KIND OF CUTE! Are you sightless? He's fucking gorgeous!

He’s hot yo

In this post Roberto responds to a question on whether he and Trevor are dating with "I mean, it’s pretty obvious lol", so he's not closeted.

Why does this guy need two threads?

He's that hot.

R64 Can you link me to the other thread?

R66 it was linked in post R4

On what planet is this guy not hot?

Seriously, to those who denigrate his looks, post pictures of your fabulous selves.

He is a fucking Adonis. Those who say otherwise are bitter. I'd pay for him in a heartbeat. He's masculine and his feet and nipples are so sensual.

I'm grateful there are gay men who look like him.

R69, yes, former Capt. Portales is a beautiful man, but he's not an Adonis. He's more like Narcissus. Portales is in love with himself. Instagram is his pool where he can gaze at all the likes and reposts he garners. Does he know that he is but one more image in the bottomless pool that is Instagram?

How sad, too, that a West Point graduate aspires only to be little more than a navel gazer.

R71 nails it. He's hot, but he is not an Adonis. And, he does appear to love all the attention that he gets.

His musculature ups his hotness factor.

He’s hot to death

He fucked my friend (or at least tried)

Apparently this guy tried to micromanage the entire sex act and my friend lost his hard on and left unfulfilled.

He said that dude wouldn't shut the fuck up.

Met him on instagram where he sends nude pics in DMs

Typical.

hes 5'8"

He's very hot. HIs military background makes him hotter still.

R75, was your friend impressed by his body, having seen it in person? Moreover, if he's in the habit of sending such photos and hooking up with strangers, kinda surprising they haven't been shared somewhere.

We can only wish, rigth R78? Roberto's hole pics would definitely work for me!

Yeah -- from other sites it's constantly suggested that he Roberto and his brother are in an open relationship. Also that he's not very tall, and has a "type".

^^^ Silly autocorrect! It should say boyfriend not brother!!!

R80, what other sites?

Just my guess, r75, no oral anything, no bottoming, would only fuck as a top. Boyfriend (who's gotta be jealous as hell) is only a convenient excuse to say he's taken when approached by a lesser mortal. A year ago we'd call him a "tidy" - overly obsessed with grooming and cleanliness to put him a "station above". Aloof, wholesome A-Lister KNOWS DAMN WELL he's just about the pinnacle of gay Instagram.

"micromanage the entire sex act"

Sounds hot.

He’s probably got a 5 inch dick, hence dating an objective 5 when he is an 8.5.

He is Mexican, after all, right? He’s some kind of Latino but he only pictures with whites.

All sorts of overcompensation going on there.

Still boring. Still bland. Still basic.

I’d rather follow some rando Brazilian who will at least take me to another country and culture on his account.

Plenty of vapid Weho queens out there already.

Next.

Love his hairy legs!

Seems very insecure.

no #instagay, me no understand he gay

Nice thighs