Let's discuss this muscular gay narcissist

FUCK YEAH!

I think he would be just as cute without the muscles. He has a sweet face.

There's a point when a man get so muscular that he looks uncomfortable. This guy has gotten to that point.

We need to see dick pics!

Very hot bro

He's got cool friends too

His boyfriend is super adorable too

Hot, but who cares? Why does he deserve his own thread?

Is he friends with Darren Young?

They've known each other for a while R9

Aww. He's got dimples

Nice feets.

I agree with R2. Cute, endearing face. I don't think he's too muscular at all. Love the leg action here.

He loves to show off his feet.

So adorable together

Too much muscle for a tussle

I actually like his "before" better.

Give nothing to narcissists. Nothing. Not even the time of day. Especially do not look at their photos obsessively posted on line. Do not give them the pleasure.

I just masturbate to the thought of them.

Roberto....why do you keep starting these threads about yourself ? We get it.....you think youre hot and you need it validated. Get over yourself.

No bulge. This seems to be the rule with these muscle guys. Too much exogenous testosterone.

Always a fan of lake days

Us and our Rosé

[quote] Let's discuss this muscular gay narcissist

"Let's drool over his body while needlessly abusing him for showing us what we want to see."

R24 FTW -- you have perfectly summarized every insta-ho thread on DL

Refreshing and unusual to see he's not hooked up with another overly muscled Instagram clone...his bf just looks like a nice guy with a normal, lean build.

Compare the size of their arms. Typically, muscle queens are seen with guys their size or bigger. His bf looks like he may be holding which would explain everything.

Holding what?

R7, what is it with gays and Disneyland?

[quote]He loves to show off his feet.

He puts the hashtag #feet on his posts so obviously he's doing this on purpose and has a foot fetish.

He's a war vet, OP. How could you be so disrespectful?

[quote]Holding what?

A "full house"...if ya know what I'm sayin.' * rim shot*

You guys, serious question. Maybe one or two of you will put on your serious hat and answer seriously: Do you ever get tired of interchangeable, "perfect" standardized guys like this who post photo after photo literally just standing there to be admired by you? It's starting to weird me out bigtime. I feel like pod people are taking over all gay men, just blank-staring lookalike drones with lookalike shaved chests, lookalike abdomens, lookalike Nazi-chic haircuts, and people fawn over them and from what I can tell would pay them just to share a room with them. Is that right? Is this really what matters most to you?

I suppose I should hate him, but I cannot. He. Is a beautiful man, he's a veteran, he seems to have a host of fun loving friends. I think that if I had a body and face like that and was leading a successful life like him, I'd have an Instagram account stuffed with photos too. I'm all for pointless bitchery, but not on this guy.

Such a sweet face. What proof is there that he is a narcissist? Just because he likes to keep fit and has posted pictures of himself on line does not make him one IMO.

Some of the images show him really pumped up and others show his body in its normal state. I like the normal state body a lot. The pumped up body does look rather uncomfortable.

r32 I wish all gay men would look like him. Also, you sound like a frau who's mad he's not straight. I'd punch you in the mouth.

He's hot. He and the boyfriend are in Chicago for Market Days.

Beautiful dude

He went on a trip to Australia for Mardi Gras with his boyfriend

Yay, a gay.

R32, to your questions :

1. No

2. Yes

3. Yes

Are he and his boyfriend dead yet?

Phuck yeah.

As ugly as Aaron. And likely to appeal to the same "DL Hot" demographic.

Fuck yeah.

He's perfect.

He pretty much sums up winning the genetic lottery..

R32, remember that we are just highly functioning animals. Our brains are wired to place attractive people on a pedestal. Instagram just reinforces that fact.

Uggo the Fuggo

He destroyed the "Gorgeous Gay Guys" threads.

GQ Insider. LOLOLOL. That's an insanely sad thing to include in a profile. Jesus.

I think he is damn hot but the upkeep to look like that has to be exhausting and kind of boring for his BF. My ex got to be like that, he started training non stop, triathlons etc. more about the competition aspect but it just got so tiring.

I'm actually surprised he's taken so long to get noticed on here. He's certain better looking than Tommy. He started a youtube channel recently, but it doesn't seem to be gaining any traction.

I like this bro

He would make a killer porn bottom. To do so these days would be utterly stupid as there is no money in porn these days and no second phase to that career choice. Back in the 80's, he would have been offered the moon and stars by porn studios to fuck on film (and back then, they had an element on anonymity).

I want to massage his feet with lobster butter and then roll them in crushed Cool Ranch Doritos.

on=of anonymity. Oops!

There must be a dick shot out there somewhere.

Had him. Next.

Stop lying dude

So many sexy gay men in one picture. Can only imagine the sex

Nice physiques

He is no Manish Dayal. Nor even a Chris Martin.

Is he a republican?

[QUOTE]So many sexy gay men in one picture. Can only imagine the sex

I want this one for Christmas.

I wish he would post more pictures of himself though

former fatty: self-esteem needs to be validated

[quote]Is he a republican?

Probably. He's a Westpoint grad.

Doctor Bryce is a Republican.

That picture at r61 is nice, but they also look like the gay equivalent of highschool mean girls.

For admission into our clique, must be below this percent bodyfat and not have too much melanin. On wednesdays, we wear pink.

Doctor Bryce shows a lot of gum when he smiles.

I always have kind of wondered what it feels like to look like that. To know that, no matter how shitty your life is at that moment, you can always walk outside and validated. You can always walk into a gay bar and turn heads and not leave alone. People like that gravitate to each other and everyone else is shut out (for better or for worse).

I guess Feud summed it up: Bette Davis: How did it feel to be the most beautiful girl in the world? Joan Crawford: It was wonderful. The most joyous thing you could ever imagine and it was never enough.

Dr. Bryce is not as handsome as he thinks he is. Decent body, but . . . .

Dr Bryce's husband is better looking

R70, that was one of the gayest old school postings ever. Uh, Joan Crawford?

Slightly height-challenged Tops are so fucking hot:

Its a damned shame that West Point couldn't correct his character a bit.

I'm with r17: his 'before' photo is sexier than the "after". A bit o' chunk is hotter than ripped.

[quote]Let's discuss this muscular gay narcissist

[quote]"Let's drool over his body while needlessly abusing him for showing us what we want to see."

[quote][R24] FTW -- you have perfectly summarized every insta-ho thread on DL

Although I get the logic...it’s just really off-putting to me. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a prude or bitter person. I follow many people on IG simply because they’re hot BUT none of them have 1000 photos of themselves in posed positions--unless it’s their actual portfolios.

And OF COURSE...he’s hot. That really can’t be disputed. He may not be your type but his appeal is universal. Personally, ALL I see is douchebag stamped on his forehead.

He appeals to the “Ooh, that’s shiny” gays which is fine. I prefer someone with some personality in his...personality.

Zzzzzzzzz

He looked hotter before, looks like every other muscle ethnic gay now.

Hispanic Ken doll

Yes his before is hot, and looks like he didn't hate himself every time he touched a carb. The transformation makes you go from looking approachable to looking stand offish.

He's somehow attractive and hot, but also bland at the same time.

Sean Cody hot.

[quote]his appeal is universal

His "appeal" doesn't reach my universe at all. Obvs. he has a body, but the face. Oh, the face.

He's a better version of the shorter Supernatural actor, but shares that whole "I took a dump behind your chair" puppy dog look around the eyes.

I don't trust him.

He looked MUCH better before.

Before what?

He is hot now

You guys should watch his YouTube videos. He's actually like really surprisingly sweet and totally personable. He's douche hot in pics, but super adorkable in motion. Also I'm gonna give him props on his boyfriend. He could have dumped him and moved on to someone much hotter but hasn't. That's a sign of good character. Now as for fugly social climbing Dr Bryce and boring gold digger hubby.. meh

Post them here dude

R32, this shit started to weird me out 10 years ago. Probably because I'm ex-Amish, and we hated photos from the beginning.

His tits are en pointe

R185 - LMAO, yes he does have a look that can be described in those words. Something tells me that most of us would let him take a dump anywhere that he wanted to if it meant that we could coax him into our homes for an hour or so..

[quote]You guys should watch his YouTube videos. He's actually like really surprisingly sweet and totally personable. He's douche hot in pics, but super adorkable in motion. Also I'm gonna give him props on his boyfriend. He could have dumped him and moved on to someone much hotter but hasn't. That's a sign of good character. Now as for fugly social climbing Dr Bryce and boring gold digger hubby.. Meh

I mean...Why would he dump his boyfriend for someone YOU think is much hotter? Maybe...just maybe, GOD FORBID, he actually likes this person. The fuck is wrong with you people?

Oh hey r94. I literally said that it was impressive of him not to dump his bf and move on for superficial or financial reasons.. Probably because he loves being with him. It's a pretty stark contrast between the two of them. The bf is pretty objectively less attractive (by shirtless instagram thirst trap standards), it's not hard to see and has nothing to do with my personal preference.

The bf may not have the body, but the fave ranks highly enough. Add the bubbly personality, an actual career, their compatibility, and it’s obvious why RJ stays. I don’t mean this in a negative way at all, but it isn’t a given that he’d do better.

Ugh, *face

The faux humbleness he's tries to project is a turn off, and in any given IG pic, he generally has more chemistry with any guy who isn't his boyfriend than with the actual bf.

Look. I'm not trying to diminish the bf at all. I'm sure he's a great guy. But the fact of the matter is that he's lanky and has a big nose. I don't know his personality or career. RJ is "short".. hardly surprising since he's Hispanic. But he's got a hot body, cute face, kind eyes, strong jawline, dimples. He's also a West Point grad and pretty well placed in the military with cyber intelligence training. If he wanted a high paying job tomorrow he'd have it in DC. He looks like a gym bro but he's certainly smarter than 95% of the other insta guys. He doesn't -need- to stick with any man for security reasons. And if he wanted to, he could very easily find any old doctor Bryce type of his own and sit around all day

The truth of the matter is that RJ adores Trevor, basically worships the ground he walks on. R98 has no clue what he's talking about and R99 is trying to base everything on looks and an extremely limited view into their lives. If anyone were to leave, it'd be Trevor (but he isn't either).

But nobody knows anything about this Trevor or why he's so special. With RJ on instagram and YouTube, it's easy to see what he's bringing to the table

So CUTE together:

I don't like men with too many muscles.

Very handsome bloke, boyfriend not bad either. For people like R8, seemingly dumbfounded by eyecandy, why can't they just pop on over to a different thread or site? No one is forcing him to ogle the candy.

[R61] I am invisible to all these men

With Andrew Goes Places

Andrew is basically his boyfriend but better looking.. I would say they fucked.. Andrew would spread cheeks but RJ still wouldn't cheat lol

Not into him... seems extremely boring.

And yes, I would reject him if he were to hit on me.

Lol r108 dirty liar. You would present hole

I thought he was hot at first, but seems to be in love with himself and he got utterly boring. Narcissists will never get their fill of adoration and attention.

I don't understand the need to endlessly post half-naked pics on Instagram. What is that about? Insecurity? Narcissism? A need to belong to some "popular" clique who all do that? Nothing better to do with your time? Boredom? A desire to create a "brand" and become "famous"? I truly don't get it. No matter how attractive the man is, it is a total turn-off. Sorry dude.

He has more muscle, but his boyfriend is much cuter.

(and I usually prefer Latinos)

I hope God he's bottom.

Day 2-Republic Records Party Before Seeing Beyoncé Slay Main Stage

Quick rest

Of COURSE this basic bitch is at Coachella.

Group shot

Butt Motherfucking Ugly.

So he's a clueless apolitical gay with no moral spine. Bye, queen!

R118 She looks good tho. Cute chella tank outfit x2 pulling off red and white

Sooo Basic.

R70, please think about what it means to be "validated." There are many ways. Defining it only as being eye catching and often able to have a quick fuck with someone else who's eye catching is very self defeating. Judy Garland was perhaps the greatest entertainer of the 20th century, but focused on what she saw as her physical imperfections. The ultimate validation is the one you give yourself, in recognizing the strengths you have.

For the FeetS Fans:

Dude, someone actually brought up Judy Garland on this thread. Just wow!

He's got a foot fetish for sure

[quote]Dude, someone actually brought up Judy Garland on this thread.

What did he say about her?

R124, yeah, dude. Totally rad!

The one weekend a year where I’m the one dragging this guy around.

They look so awkward from behind in that pic

Why wouldn't they be at White Party?

So sick of these "I was fat but now I'm fit" dudes. All they have to do is cut out the frankenfood and exercise. Try gaining muscle when you're born an ectomorph and then get back to me...

His goofy “I will just smirk because I’m so hot” look is getting very old. He’s quite taken with himself.

Friends in Palm Springs

Almost time to get tickets for next years Coachella

They all look like clones.

HOT clones bro

No one's told him that buying Coachella tickets supports homophobia?

Well, he’s a narcissist with huge pecs. Instagram is full of it- depressing human behavior given an outket. I have a few friends who have “fallen victim” to the same- not always over muscles. It’s mostly harmless but embarrassing and maybe even damaging professionally.

He has the I Need To Poop look on his face.

IT’s inspiring, gymspiring

Possible threesome

Someone write a novel about people ... making things difficult ... for people like this who are on social media.

He has awful taste in bottoms

R141, he has to be on steroids.

At least he's not pretending to be a therapist...

DEEEEEEEEEEEYUM! Now that's what I call a grade A USDA choice side of prime beef. I could eat that steak all day, every day!

I would like to witness him involved in some homosekshul activity.

That blonde bottom of his is a run of the mill basic grindr bitch around here.

Best legs on IG. IMO his pics are nowhere near in the same league as others on IG, posing in tacky Speedos or in a locker room with urinals in the background. This guy is classier. And many of those shots are not selfies. I wonder who their photographer is.

I'm guessing there's BIG $$$$ in that relationship.

Which one has the BIG ASS?

A true fuglitarian. Not even DL Hot.

The friend from R141 has a nice body and does animal rescue work.

I'm glad people die. Not fair for anyone to be attractive and rich forever.

This is why acid attacks happen.

Don’t be jealous dude

Isn't it weird that a guy just sticks picture after picture of himself up on line?

I think he just needs the adulation as seen from the comments to his photos.

You act like it is rare or new

Legs:

The pec bounce... wow

Yeah brah!

Remember to wear sunscreen

HE has major bitch tits in r142. Steroids.

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^ Oops obviously IGTV embedding doesn’t work on DL, sorry.

Thighs:

He seems needy.

Don’t ever make the fatal mistake of coming between him and a camera, or him and a mirror.

His boyfriend has a strong nose and a beautiful smile.

Errr, this is the Boyfriend - the Official one anyway:

R169 That guy is Andrew Neighbors, not his boyfriend at all.

This is "muscular"?

Oh, good. Another Thirst Whore whose looking for a brand deal in every photograph.

I used to have a roommate (not in sexual relationship) who was very attractive (to others) and very much into fitness. The only things he ever talked about were his last run, when he plans his next run, etc. Would spend a minute asking about you, but then 20 minutes talking about himself. And of course his next workout. Oh yeah, he had a sexual addiction that he 'suffered' through.

He found out he was HIV+ while we lived together, and his status became the second topic of conversation. Always. A year later we parted ways, briefly kept in touch, but drifted away. He died less than 5 years later.

This beauty thing doesn't last.

Isn't this all just the male version of the Kim Kardashian & family bullshit. Gay or straight I find it depressing in most cases. I mean is everyone promoting themselves to be a fitness model that becomes this obsessed with their appearance? I've become desensitized to all these clones. I'm not saying he's a bad person. But the level of obsession with appearance and validation on social media is sad.

Unlike the current Insta-ho du jour/DL fave Matthew Dempsey, this one doesn't same quite as annoying and has nice legs.

Sure he’s beautiful but it’s very odd when every single one of your Instagram pictures as you in it

He looks really short actually

Portales es muy feo.

Isn’t it weird that every one of his friends is a muscle Mary?

Why "weird," r180? That's what he is.

With Lucas Dell

Slick and Sleek:

These IG accounts are a dime a dozen now. Sure, nice to look at. But other than a 5-second thought of: "Wow, he's hot!", there's nothing else there. There are also just as hot and even hotter guys at my gym. Of course perfecting your body takes time and dedication, but it's not the end all be all. And for whoever said they were jealous and want to be included in the clique: I don't think you do. Twenty of these guys in one clique very quickly turns competitive and nasty. It's an endless battle of who has the most expensive car, who is friends with the most famous reality TV star, who got an invite from Andy Cohen to a party, etc.

He pretends to be heterosexual. Nothing on his insta captions or pics ever mentions anything gay-related. He wants to get into pro wrestling (really!) and wants to make the impression that he's totes str8, or not like those other fags!

Though he really enjoys posting pics with his boyfriend

Holding hands at Coachella

He could do better. I'm actually shocked that's his bf. He looks like every weho twink.

R187, that was posted on his boyfriend's Insta. He is far more open about his sexuality and their relationship than RJP is.

RJP tried to keep his sexuality hidden and yet despite that the whore travels to almost every gay circuit event.

Fugly.

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Hot:

Based on his Instagram, I'd say he's pretty insufferable.

Boring and Blech.

HOOTT

lucky bitch:

[italic]"A lot of people ask me about my fitness routine..."[/italic]

Yes, he was formerly a fattie.

Why are 95% of his pics shot from the same angle?

Wondering if he and his bf are strictly monogamous...

Boring

Totally boring. And those videos are badly edited.

Why does he always look constipated?

I would suck him until his head caved in.

It's always the head caving in with you, 205.

You know, that woman in Biloxi still wants ALL of her son's body parts to be cremated.

You could just mail it to her anonymously. Nobody has to find out you're The Three Rivers Killer or whatever the press are calling you now.

RUSH...

Steroids were obviously part of his "body transformation".

Official coming out statement:

kodywilcox Why don’t you ever mention that y’all are dating? ☹️ rjportales @kodywilcox I mean, it’s pretty obvious lol

Hoping for a leaked video pls. God those guns

I followed him for a bit because he is exactly my favorite look - fit, but clean, white-adjacent (not say like your Guido or Papi types with a thousand tatoos and same bad-boy haircut/goatee).

But I unfollowed because he is actually kind of boring. He tries to be masc, fitness, and self-deprecating but I just couldn't get interested in him.

So you unfollowed him because he's NOT an typical gay instaho?

He's a boring instaho, so yes. Instahos should sell a fantasy (on their dime and time, of course) as it's free to follow. His looks were enough to carry him the first few weeks, but the personality and multiple posts from his everyday Weho apartment pale in comparison to the sluts and jetsetters of the IG world.

Ping! Pong!

Would he get more interesting if he was more overtly gay?

No - I’m not sure what would help him at this point. I followed him for a while, but his cardboard cutout life, obvious self infatuation, and lack of creativity kind of ended it for me. He needs to leave his followers wanting more- yet there’s just nothing there.

Yeah, that sounds like the life of a professional Instagrammer. Staged shots, lots of costume changes, exotic locations etc. Sort of like what Tommy DiDario does and gets lampooned for in the long running series of threads on DL.

Roberto doesn't seem to be as focused on being a showcase, he just did a recent interview where he discussed how social media is a side hobby and he wants to project a corporate friendly image

He could do so much better than his twink boyfriend. They've got to be open considering he's at every gay circuit party.

Hot bro

R218, that's what I find really adorable about him. He clearly isn't drawn to gym bunnies like himself, he's got a different type. Trevor is taller than Roberto and a nurse -- seems to work long hours. I don't know if they're exclusive or not, but they seem to be happy together.

Manspreading:

As someone else noted, he's just kind of "meh" - like a shirt that you see at a store, pick up, peruse for a sec, and then move on. Forgettable really.

Perhaps he is trying to be too safe because of his corporate branding goals or whatever. It results in bland I agree.

Other instahos sell with sex, travel, selfies, stories - he's trying to be "cute" and we all know with a bod like that, living in Weho, and traveling the gay circuits he's got plenty of that.

He's holding back.

It may also be his personality. He has a bit of the strong silent quiet type, not the kind that is look-at-me shining bright.

He looks like a younger Paul Ryan on HGH.

He reminds me of Helen Hunt in the face for some reason.

I'll pass.

He’s hot

He probably fucks good

I thought this was him. Got excited for a bit

ALSO

[quote] He has a bit of the strong silent quiet type, not the kind that is look-at-me shining bright.

Literally every photo on his Instagram is a photo of himself, which all look like every other photo. He's just like every other narcissistic InstaGay.

R70, it all depends. I’m not a gay man. I’m a straight woman, but I can tell you what I experienced, based on my looks.

I got jobs very easily. I always got/get laid when I want, by hot men. I’ve been complimented on my looks a lot by strangers, and I’ve been envied by friends.

I’m also now, getting older.

The entire experience of living live as an above average attractive person has been absolutely meaningless to me, because one does not live one’s life through the lens of “OMG, I’m beautiful!!!!” That’s not how it works. You’re just doing your best to get through the fucking day, like everyone else.

What I rely on, much more than on looks, which fade rather quickly, btw, iare things that really matter, such as my intellect, and my ability to get along well with others. Those are the things that give me confidence, not my looks.

Relying on one’s looks is very one dimensional and superficial. Most people, ugly or beautiful, don’t function this way, because we’re sentient beings, as well as complex ones.

When I stop and think about what I like about myself, which I pretty much never do, because it’s not what I think about, I think of my “person”. Who I am, not what I look like.

People who are obsessed with what they look like, and obsessed with what other people look like, are lacking in maturity. Our relawith others have almost NOTHING to do with the way we look, or how they look.

r231 is an elderstraight or eldero

WTF is he "influencing?" 'I'm pretty and you're not. Now buy these $300 sunglasses.'

?

R201, I can't imagine they are.

GQ Insider. What a retard. Anyone can be a fucking GQ Insider.

Fucking idiot.

He's protein. He'll die like everyone else, but will have never contributed anything meaningful or helped a suffering human or animal.

..unless he shows his hard erect cock. Then he'll be a Hero!

God imagine how hot that would be if they fucked and made a tape:

The house with the pool and a view is obviously not his but is likely owned by some Homeaux du Lucre who pays for his time.

Yeah, R238, Matt O'Brien, the guy with him in the pic, is fucking gorgeous.

There are so many of these around that they cancel each other out. It's like they're all just performing for one another. Nice bods, but my god, don't they have any other interests than their own picture, shirtless in front of every single thing they can stand in front of? Gag.

This stuff makes people envious and angry. Eventually it's going to push someone over the edge.

R240, I don't like how he hides his black heritage.

They're totally rich, right?

Jetsetters.

R243: Black, really? How do you know?

mmmm

He wants his SNACKS:

WHORE!

R243, are you saying Matt is part African-American?

Matt is probably part Hispanic.

If you follow him close enough, and have lived for any amount of time, you can tell his apartment is any basic apartment anywhere between Doheny to the West, Vine to the East, Franklin to the North, and Wilshire to the South.

For a hottie in LA, he seems to have no pictures with any celebrity - even a C-Lister or the hairstylist of one.

He's just some random cliquey Queen who hangs out at The Chapel every Friday, does the circuit, and rides his Latino ethnicity to milk followers living in Chiapas, Guayaquil, or the third world instacenter of the Universe, Brazil.

He rarely travels outside of the US, going to boring Flyoverstani destinations like Chicago.

Captions are fake attempts at self-deprectation, which just enough hetero-blending.

Zzzz.

R251 here --- meant to save "LIVED IN WEHO for any amount of time"

Unfortunate lack of cock or balls bulge in R247's pic, despite his attempt to present.

I dont care r253. He’s hot

He's looking particularly jacked here.

Maybe it's a post workout pump?

He's so fucking hot, why isn't he doing nudes?

The OP's guy seems Republican. His being a West Point grad is a huge turnoff.

He has an ugly set of eyes, the shape is ugly which makes his face look average.

Still boring AF.

The more he is shoved down our throats, the more I see the monkey in him. Hairy legs and disproportionate facial features.

At least monkeys can be cute and charming. This one is still overly contrived and #tryingtobemasc.

A genuinely unattractive man.

So he's an escort, right?

we’re like Rick and Morty except Rick got jacked💪🏼

Dumbbell:

Is he an escort in Palm Springs?

With Lucas Dell.

Stop throwing money away!

24 karat magic

OK, I'll say it. He looks so stiff and uncomfortable in his pics.

Dude, you are on a bed. Lay back. Unbutton the pants and slightly undo the zipper. Put your left hand behind your head so we can see your armpit. Take your right hand and lay it on your abs with your fingertips snuggled under the waist band of your underwear. Give a sexy little smile to the camera.

I prefer slim guys with natural bodies. No tattoos, no piercings, no rings, no shaved pubic hair.

Mmmmm... the HAWTNESS!

Snorkel time

Waking up early for Disney

Boss

Okay

Sea monkeying around

Nice try, bump bitch R276. This thread was understandably dead for 2 years before you decided to revive it again today in order to break The Datalounge.

Wtf are you on R277? The thread may have been created in 2017 but the last post was from March of this year

After being bumped then too. 5 months may as well be forever.