Andy Cohen is a fucking MESS in Life!

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Kathy Griffin took a swipe at him at her NYC show on Monday. Accused him of wanting to be her, since he's copied a lot of what she's done (show on Bravo, co-hosting New Years Eve with Anderson, using his parents in his "act."

He's gross.

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Andy Cohen is unwatchable.

When is the #metoo gay edition going to get him?

He just seems like one of those gays who would throw you under the bus for 5 minutes of attention from a Kardashian. His close circle of "friends" is a buch of shallow celebs. And he's orange. That tells me all I need to do. And how he treated Kathy Griffin.

that should say "all I need to know".

His hatred of women radiates out of him. He's a creep. I do not watch him. Ever. I've had sufficient of him and his downer scenes.

Has anyone else noticed he almost always, always groups black guests together on his little show? It's weird.

I interviewed him a few years ago for an article that never ran (he wasn't that interesting, according to my editor). Anway, this was before he had his show but he had developed a following on his blog at Bravo.

He sweated through his shirt during the interview, it was disgusting. And yes, he was short. I'm 5'10" and was about as high as my chin.

So ready for him to go away, after being involved in some sort of scandal, of course.

"Has anyone else noticed he almost always, always groups black guests together on his little show? It's weird." it makes it easier for me to know which shows to delete without watching.

If he dies, many will be happy. He is atrocious.

If R13 dies, many will be happy. He is atrocious.

Hmmm...

Yuck. You know Andy herself pitched that story.

That pic of him stoned at the Met gala makes me wanna puke.

R16 Of course. Despicableness transcends sexual orientation.

Has Andy Cohen ever dated Ryan Seacrest?

Andy Cohan

R19 Andy Cohen is Ryan Seacrest’s Single White Female. He doesn’t want to fuck Seacrest. He wants to be Seacrest.

His friend bruce was one of the guests the other night. Who???

R22 Bruce Bozzi, his bff. He owns the Palm steakhouses and he’s a c-list starfucker like Andy but married a gazillionaire elderly A-list entertainment exec, so now they both have backdoor access to everyone who shunned Weinstein but who remain happy to overlook all of Cohen’s Weinsteinlike behaviors.

Bruce is actually a nice guy. His family is rich from the Palm restaurant chain. The only flaw I can think of is his friendship with Cohen, who continues to use him for connections. He went to Clooney's wedding with Anna Wintour so he's way above C list.

Someone I know asked Bruce if he would tag team him with Andy and allegedly Bruce was into it but then reported back that Andy declined.

Awkward interview with the new Queer Eye guys. I get the feeling Antoni hates him.

r23 Bozzi is lookin’ like Calvin these days.

Bozzi is embarrassing the way he dresses.

For someone that hates him so much, you sure pay a lot of attention to him.

Is it true that he makes all his whores and tricks sign an NDA and then writes indiscriminately about them in his books? Someone here said he wrote about a threeway with a straight-couple fan.

R26 what was so awkward about that? I wasted 8 minutes!

R29, that dog won't hunt. Your argument might fly if we said we were indifferent to him, but we didn't. We said we hate him. So of course we are going to mock him.

Is Cohen still in a paid sex relationship with Brent Corrigan?

Cohen was openly doing bumps in his booth at 54 Below two nights ago...shameless and sick!

Cohen does crack on the street! She has no shame!

Andy does finagle his way in to the A list. Bruce is Bryan Lourd's hubby, and Carrie Fisher's ex.

R35 pictures or we do not believe you.

Andy will do any drug and twink available to him.

His mother thinks it’s hilarious when gay men call other men ‘she’. Evelyn must be so much fun to be around. Class act.

I love Andy, love his shows think he's sexy as hell so fuck all of you

Thanks for your participation, Daryn.

Such a hot Top!

Is it true that there’s a rumor that despite their never having dated romantically, Andy Cohen once tag teamed Anderson Cooper with John Mayer and Anderson insisted that they bareback?

I wonder if Anderson Cooper has ever topped anyone?

R44 He once topped CNN’s ratings. A long, long time ago.

As soon as Kathy outted AC as a coke head, it became clear he is a putz. That whole social group - Andy, Anderson. Ripa - are poser nerds

Andy is disgusting hitting on young males. He is a midget with a tiny Dick

Andy Cohen = Trash

if I were Andy Cohen, what advice would you give me to repair my public image?

Commit suicide and leave a lengthy letter of apology for being a tool

I'd recommend spontaneous combustion, r48.

Cohan must be the most hated gay man in America today. How much money does he spend on drugs and young male escorts?

On Howard Stern, both Howard and Andy Cohen were gushing about how hot and sexy John Mayer is. Are they blind? But I'm not surprised Andy Cohen has bad taste. Orange midgets typically do.

r46 Consuelos included?

His TV persona is all an act. I've met Andy in person. He's actually a very down to earth masculine guy, you wouldn't even guess he was gay. And yes, he is a total top.

Bahahaha. Andy and/or his crisis response team are hard at work today.

Andy pays a public relations to defend him and spread this silly myths that he is a top. Mr. Cohen, your money would be better spent on giving to charity and donations of your time.

R54, "very down to earth masculine guy"? That definitely sounds like PR talk. Why is it even necessary to state he's masculine, that's irrelevant to his personality. Every other non-celebrity who has ever met him says he's an ass.

She’s the celebrity our world currently deserves.

Jesus, is there anyone you gays don't hate?

R59, we love Elizabeth Montgomery.

[quote]Jesus, is there anyone you gays don't hate?

Yes, but La Cohen is not on the list.

We also love Lee Remick.

Cohen is a mega gay mess!

I like him. The op is just jealous, I guess.

I do love Elizabeth Montgomery.

Especially since MeToo, Cohen has struck me as being a gay Harvey Weinstein/Ryan Seacrest type. Even so, I didn’t hate him until the publicist above used the word “masculine” to try to rehab Cohen’s image. You’re talking to a website full of homos. Gay is gay. We don’t give preferential treatment to little people who work overtime to come across as the straightest munchkin in all of Munchkin land (aka the Bravo Clubhouse).

I've only seen Andy on Housewives reunions and WWHL, and I like him. He seems like a nice, happy person. My only criticism of him is that he doesn't stop the cross-talk during the reunions.

R66 Have you ever considered the setup of the reunions? Andy is situated as the ringmaster in a circus-type environment. He sits in the middle. He is the boss of all those women. He incites arguments, he tells them when to talk and sometimes he yells at them to shut up. You like him at the reunions because the reunions are designed to make all of the women look unruly, out of control, deranged, and to make Cohen look like the one sane and sensible person who manages all these unreasonable TV whores.

Isn't the real issue that he will never be respected as celebrity or an individual? Too much has been revealed/shared. He's modern day Merv Griffin without Merv's talent, charm, panache and respect.

I will never respect him because:

1. He’s a catty asshole who says patently insulting things to guests on air and tries to play off his insults as just provocative for TV, but he snarls and hisses when anyone treats him the way he treats them.

2. His whole schtick really comes down to his relationship with the “Housewives,” who are all responsible for agreeing to be depicted as dumb, superficial, self-destructive whores for TV, but he is likewise responsible for depicting them this way and for contrasting himself with them in an effort to make him look like some kind of master pimp.

3. He is an insufferable starfucker. Self-evident so I won’t go on.

4. He is an insufferable narcissist. He brings his D-/C-list celebrity friends into everything he does, from Kelly Ripa and generic hot husband to Sandra Bernhardt to SJP, into everything he does and assumes people want to know about their adventures in the Hamptons or Aruba.

5. He is a fucking self-hating homophobe who boasts about his toppiness, has former respected journalist boast about Andy’s toppiness, who lets everyone know he hangs out with renowned misogynist John Mayer and his racist dick, who goes on and on about his love of sports to compensate for his gayness. I find it sad to watch.

6. The weird corruption of Anderson Cooper, who agreed to be a traveling sideshow act and sit on a stage with grotesque Cohen to talk about themselves—including what a power top Cohen is!!!—for average people’s pocket change, even as Cohen is known now to be a coke fiend and a self-celebrated alcoholic and pothead. Once Kathy Griffin revealed how aggressively *her boss* Cohen tried to cajole her into snorting coke on the job for wilder TV, and how her former friend Cooper turned on her after he became friends with Cohen, that was the final nail for me. Andy Cohen is a rotten human being and a sad high-profile representative of a gay man of a certain age. Speaking of which...

Bonus hateability: Cohen brags about “pass-around party bottoms” at what we can only assume are drug-fueled parties. For someone as famous as Cohen, he appears to do zero charitable work, which is striking. AND YET Amfar gave him an award a couple of years ago. An award. To Andy Cohen, whose name would be the best answer if “This gay celebrity survived the AIDS crisis and now spends his life on television modeling high-risk sexual and substance abuse behaviors, including gang banging drugged up postadolescent models with his wealthy D-list actor friends” were a Jeopardy clue.

R69 = Kathy Griffin

Just because someone defends Andy doesn't mean he is a PR flack. Andy really is a super nice guy, a loving philanthropist, and a total he-man top. Please catch his show weekdays at 11:00 on your local Bravo station, 10:00 central time.

I bet with a little coke Andy is a helluva fun bottom, he looks like he could take a nice long pounding. Would love to get his feet up on my shoulders and just go balls deep in his hungry, hairy hole.

Fucking Andy Cohen would be like fucking Jeff Sessions.

I feel like Dork Caber is the Andy Cohen of porn: older, muscular but a little soft, miniature, too talkative, queeny but putting on his best “masc daddy” persona, gleeful—even giggly—to give it or take it. Basically just a big old happily piggy pocket gay with a grandiose sense of self.

The though of sex with Andy makes me gag.

R75 Are you insinuating he has a gag-inducing cock?

Andy would be a fun fuck bud.

He is disgusting. He is short, fat with ugly stubby troll legs. I find him insufferable with the fake sincerity and his stupid reality shows. Coked out midget

everyone is taller

R71, "a total he man top". Wow. Both an inherently homophobic and Andy ass kissing comment. That's a first.

He is a giant among men.

VERY MASCULINE!

Always confused with straight dudes

Scares children on elevators

I'm intimidated by his masculinity

Wow, gay men hate him and his fan base is post-menopausal twats like the Housewives

Grade A douchebag

Left: My dick is a white supremacist.

Right: What’s hotter than a racist, woman-hating WASP who chokes women and spits on them while he bangs them and gets off on telling a homo like me about it? Literally nothing!!!!

Left: Human version of a technically well maintained asshole.

Right: Dirty little polyp that can only be removed surgically.

Left: Drug dealer.

Right: Guy who has alienated all his friends and resorts ro hanging with a dealer.

Left: Super-masc super bro who is also very average height and possibly above average just doing what bros do at a sportgame!

Right: The twisted omnisexual narcissist who smiles in public with his sad little cling-on and in private beats the shit out of him and calls him a little fag bitch.

Rapists on a boat.

Trash in expensive bags.

A blended family: when HSV-1 and HSV-2 come together.

Masculine alpha male power top can’t resist going for that hot hole, anytime, anyplace.

Andy is so virile, he filled up all these bros—twice!

Andy is tall and muscular and a jackhammerer no one in this world ever could resist, but what does he see in that homely John Mayer?

Sorry, I mean HOW does Andy see John Mayer with that fucked up eye of his?

JM & AC end up together as a thruple.

Two tools that love each other

R98 You mean “themselves.”

I wonder what Andy thinks of all this.

Personality and wonky-eye aside, if this bod showed up on my doorstep for a daddy hookup, I would not turn it down.

R69, come sit beside me (although, Cooper is not innocent in any of this. He has chosen to align himself with Cohen, which suggests that in at least some significant ways, they are birds of a feather).

Why does Andy still have a nose?

Andy has a bunghole just made for lovin'

Jeez, talk about eating your own! You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. An out, proud, successful, handsome gay man...perfect for attack by the envious.

R105- I hear you, but Andy makes it so hard to feel kinship, pride and excitement when he acts so entitled, cunty and when his ego is on flamboyant display at all times. There is nothing gallant, aspirational, or inspiring about him because he’s so off putting and acts so above his “fans.”

r106 his blasé affectations, soft talking and seemingly bored with it all speaking style on Sirius radio toward genuine fans who call in and are excited to speak with him is shameful. Often, he doesn’t even attempt to match or even fake the enthusiasm of his happy-to-get-through callers. It’s as if he’s put out by having to listen and respond to them.

WTF? You don't need to marry him, ladies. Just try to appreciate he has one of the gayest and happiest shows on TV and leave it at that.

R107- oh my god you are so right. I hate-listen to his Sirius show and you are spot on with his lazy going-thru-the-motions, listless demeanor with callers. A few weeks ago, I remember distinctly this fun guy called in about Luann stealing his segment on The View and I actually thought “that guy should have his own show!” Not that lazy entitled smug turd.

His TV show is fine when he actually has on real actors and singers, and not "Bravolebrities". Andy kisses their asses. He's a rude pig to most of the housewives and nobodies.

r109 listless demeanor nails it. Real fainting couch shit.

Boy the pro Andy shills in here must of been gifted with the bedroom blow, they’re typing as fast as they can!

Something is wrong with Andy - ugly fat stomach and never in a relationship

I adore Andy because even if he is a starfucker and a postadolescent whorefucker and a cokehead, he is also a gay, and no matter how reprehensible a human being is, a gay one is beyond reproach.

Anal best be careful with autocorrect.

I was shocked to learn that he is not very chartiable and CHARGES a fee to charities for appearances.

He's a Jew, what do you expect?

Bingo @ R67. He's a low-life, scum sucking pimp, like Jerry Springer. He's made a fortune and a name for himself by exploiting desperate circus freaks.

For his defenders, Andy rushed to become John Mayer’s friend after he told Playboy “my dick is a white supremacist.” Do you not find that troubling? Have you heard the adage anout judging a person by the company she keeps?

Mayer on his personality:

"I am a very…I’m just very. V-E-R-Y. And if you can’t handle very, then I’m a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That’s why Black people love me."

— to Playboy (2010)

On determining the criteria for a life partner:

"Do you think it's going to take meeting someone who I admire more than I admire myself? But isn't it also about a beautiful vagina? Aren't we talking about a matrix of a couple of different things here? Like, you need to have them be able to go toe-to-toe with you intellectually. But don't they also have to have a vagina you could pitch a tent on and just camp out on for, like, a weekend? Doesn't that have to be there, too? The Joshua Tree of vaginas?"

— to Rolling Stone (2010)

On his bathroom habits:

"I've got to go to the stall. I can't get a good flow going when I'm out in the world. But then, of course, you run the risk of people thinking you shit all the time."

— to Rolling Stone (2010)

On his masturbation habits:

"I am the new generation of masturbator... I've seen it all. Before I make coffee, I've seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week."

— to Rolling Stone (2010)

On Black America:

"What is being Black? It’s making the most of your life, not taking a single moment for granted. Taking something that’s seen as a struggle and making it work for you, or you’ll die inside. Not to say that my struggle is like the collective struggle of Black America. But maybe my struggle is similar to one Black dude’s."

— to Playboy (2010)

And finally, Andy’s platonic blow buddy John Mayer’s most lingering quote.

On whether he dates Black women:

"I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick."

— to Playboy (2010)

The guys here who defend Cohen want us to ignore everything about what he does, what he says, who he chooses to spend his time with, accusations that he coerces guests to get drunk and high before going on camera, etc., and embrace him simply because he is gay. I’m not buying it.

He sounds like he has no fucks to give in that RS article. You can hate him but at lease he's honest, which is refreshing. Everyone is so guarded these days. Most people think even weirder shit but would never dream of saying it.

R122 = doesn’t understand what all the fuss is about when she uses the word “coloreds” at the brunch table. There’s nothing refreshing about being a racist cunt you CUNT!

Andy Cohen is chubby, sunny and cross eyed. George Stephanopolos has that gay sunniness but at least he's not chubby or cross eyed though I think he wears a wig.

MARY!

I still can't figure out what John Mayer sees in Andy. They both do drugs? .

R121, I had no idea Mayer said all that. What a prick. He's a guitar douche who thinks he's much more attractive than he actually is. Wasn't his last hit song "Waiting for the World to Change" in 2006? The only reason he's still famous is because of all the famous women he has managed to bang. I can figure out why that happened--he's a narcissist guitar player. They attract women like crazy.

John has won multiple Grammy's and does well touring. Hell, he even did a great version of Come Rain or Come Shine with Babs recently. His guitar skills are exemplary if you know music.

And that is an old interview from 2010- people do change.

YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!!!

MeToo proponent Ronan Farrow just liked a shirtless photo of serial sexual harassee Andy Cohen on Instagram.

Brent Corrigan and a few other escorts are visiting Andy in the Hamptons.

Gay or straight a douche bag is a douche bag and should be treated as such by the public.

I heard DL's favorite gay teen wrestler will be visiting Miss Andi while in the Hamptons.

r132 don’t you know in Andy’s pretentious parlance, it’s not the Hamptons, it’s the Beach.

Cohen a bunch of younger rent boys with him at the "Beach."

The Hamptons sounds much more pretentious than "the beach."

I looked at his Instagram for the first time and it's clear that he maybe the most BORING gay man in the world!

Andy should take mushrooms before his heart stops from the same “genetic condition” that his friend Bob Harper almost died from.

His fashion sense is old money WASP.

R138, Clearly you've never met an Old Money Wasp, which is something We never say. Not Our Kind, Dear

His clothing is given to him for promoting it on his show.

Cohen is white trash messy!

R141, he’s white?

Why was Sean Avery with him in Fire Island on the 4th? That guy is so bisexual and wants everybody to know it without saying it publicly.

R143 That was an old photo of the two of them. They were “dating” before Avery announced he was engaged and then they were never seen together again. Cohen moved on to John Mayer for his is-he-or-isn’t-he straight-by-association antics.

Read Sean Avery's autobiography, there was nothing going on with Andy other then a good friendship.

According to sean, R145. That is obviously not the story Andy wanted people to be telling.

And Sean seems a little dim to begin with. With all of Andy’s drugs in his system, Sean was probably barely aware of what was happening when they were together.

Look how proud Andy is. Sean used to be on WWHL, which is the only reason I know who he is, and he’a definitely on gay-bi spectrum. I would put money on it. He probably fucked Andy partially because of an attraction, partially for the drugs and mostly for the starfucker connections because Avery is a starfucker. He’s a Canadian hockey player who wanted to break into the NYC fashion trade, and Andy loves to advertise his friendship with SJP—and remember, this was so long ago that SJP was still a name in fashion. Andy uses her the way the guy in Suddenly, Last Summer used Liz Taylor.

The three pieces of the puzzle come together.

I quite like the little fellow.

Has she transitioned yet or adopted an Asian baby?

Andy Cohen might be the ugliest Jewish woman of all time. He makes Molly Picon look hot.

I wonder how many cocks Andy has taken up his ass in one night?

Cohen rented the house a few doors down from me in Fire Island for a few days. Quiet, no loud parties, not a lot of people coming and going, walked his dog on the beach by himself, by all appearences he was very mellow.

R153 = shill

r153 by all appearences he was very mellow. And short.

His downfall will be swift and deserved.

Tired of the Andy bashing, get a fucking life

R157 OK, Andy

Even I hate him! Our pacts were signed on the same stationery, but he has a lower class devil administering his career.

R144 I know Cohen gets something out of those antics but I can't figure out what's in it for Mayer. How does it help Mayer to associate with AC?

He could (allegedly) be his coke dealer.

John Mayer has lots of money. He doesn't need Andy for anything.

Andy has access to the best Coke dealers in the country!

What the FUCK was he wearing on his show the other night? A pastel pink suit and tie. He has the worst taste, but I think that was also the shady work of his wardrobe person.

(Btw I don’t watch his juvenile show, it was a teaser)

Since he is very very short, he looks like a Munchkin when he wears pink!

Can we cancel his gay card? He is an embarrassment to the LGBTQI community!

I bet Andy has a fun fuck hole.

He has a Very hairy sweaty man pussy.

Darlings, it's tough to be a quiet tasteful homosexual these days, what with the new technology and those Washington politicians and such.

As long as he calls out homophobes (he does it on the show, doesn't he?) he gets a pass from me.

I don't have a television and I'm not forced to read his books and he and I do just fine.

as a face and voice analyst, I must say he seems very happy with his life..

R169 he's selective about calling out homophobes. He even has on some guests who recently have said homophobic things

He wears that awful pink suit a lot.

Why is he not in jail for sex with minors?

Andy looks like he has really rancid breath for some reason.

Mayer was a jerk, but he seems to have changed. He's sober now too, but he's still friends with this mess for some unfathomable reason.

I just hope he'll never introduce Shawn Mendes to Cohen, I'm afraid he'd rape him or something.

His toughts now about the time he said all that stuff in 2010:

[quote] I wish I would have admitted I was lost in 2009/10 and just backed off. I wish someone would have thrown me in a car and pat the trunk twice

Well thank you John, now I have to pour bleach in my eyes.

[quote] I’m assuming you want to see what happened when @bravoandy experienced straight VR porn for the first (and last) time.

Andy's got a hungry cum lovin' hole.

Bunch of videos out there of Andy getting Fucked raw by groups.

R178, what???

Link?

Guys, R178 is just trolling us.

273. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/20 **#9** Mr. X: There are several men who are prepping to come forward about this annoying name dropper of a late night host saying he either sexually harassed, date raped or assaulted them. The allegations, from what I've heard, are extremely graphic and a definite career killer. He might try to pay off these accusers and rally his celeb "friends" to defend him, but I honestly cannot wait to see him taken down. Andy Cohen

"Extremely graphic" = scat play?

R182 Well that will do wonders for Anderson Cooper’s career, won’t it? And it’ll at least make sense of his friendship with John Mayer.

r107 | r109 Heard him on Sirius talking to some kiss ass frau caller concerned for his safety when taking his gentlemen callers/tricks into his home, and this frau was certain he had a lovely home! His responses sound like he can barely get the words out often with a whispery, detached voice that rivals Delilah Rene request radio.

R182 Oh my fucking god, PLEASE let this be true! I will sacrifice a nun for it to be.

you are all pathetic! and no, I am not AC.

R187 Andy Cohen's assistant, frantically trying to quash this hopefully true rumor

R188 That’s MIZ CARP to you!!!

sorry 188 , not his assistant either, never met him, don't know him, just like him

Guys, there ARE at LEAST six recorded videos, they were done during a dangerously wild drug fueled fuck fest in late November 2017, a couple porn stars, a few z list gays, and Papi Andy bellowing while smoking street meth, they ALL were desperate for the lone black guy who was a step away from ROOTS 2, a panic of sad sexual desecration. It WILL get out...

This is funny.

R191: Any links to these videos?

Between Enty's blind and r191, I'm believing this more and more. What an idiot if he isn't monitoring the crowd around him, unless of course he's the one arranging the recordings

Andy's only has sex with boys he pays money to!

Andy's main love these days is reported to gay porn actor Brent Corrigan.

Making up stories again 196?

How embarrassing

He looks so good there.

No andy new?

Isn’t Andy in his 50’s? Why does he act like a child?

[quote]Isn’t Andy in his 50’s? Why does he act like a child?

Because he's young, young, YOUNG! Like ME!

R80 doesn’t understand sarcasm and rode the short bus to school.

I wonder how many cocks Andy has taken up his ass in one session.

Word is that he is now dating Kevin Sessums, who is an older midget/pocket version of Andy.

Andy Cohen wouldn't date an AIDS- ridden grampa. Although they both like the meth.

Bump

Andy and Kevin Sessums make a perfect match! Both of them love the drugs and both are nasty, mean, narcistic, petty, short men with very little talent or education.

Andy is desperate for a hunky twink who works at CVS.

I’m surprised Andy Cohen doesn’t cavort with similarly grotesque opportunist Milo Yiannopoulos. They seem like such a perfect fit that I can honestly imagine Cohen wanting to spend his life with Y.

Cohen will be very happy married to Kevin Sessums. Milo is already married and has already turned both Cohen & Kevin Sessums down for sex.

For people that hate him so much, you people sure can't stop talking about him

He's cute as hell, successful and HAPPY which is why you miserable queens are so jealous.

R213=John Mayer

R211 = Milo

Cute as hell, I don't think so. I still can't imagine him with Kevin, HIV+ and not cute. Especially after seeing pics of the last bf.

Not a bit jealous. He runs with a crowd that holds no interest for me. A vacation with Kelly Ripa sounds like torture, although I bet Bruce Bozzi is worse.

Poz? Why can't Andy Cohen date HIV+ Kevin Sessums? They are the same age, height, and both have the same delusions about how important they are. More importantly they seem to love each other. Wedding bells and a Vanity Fair cover story for Cohen and Sessums?

Why wouldn't Andy Cohen date HIV poz celebrity stalker Kevin Sessums?

Sessums is way too old for him and not famous enough.

You either have to be 20s/early 30s or famous if older

If Andy were willing to date someone within 10 years of his own age, that guy would have to offer HUGE career advantages.

I love, love, love, Andy Cohen.

I would have sucked Andy off ~five years ago, before I found out how repulsive he is.

Kevin Sessums wouldn't date Andy because Sessums is a nasty anti Semite!

He's chubby , sunny , and cross eyed.

Adorable.

Andy Cohen and Kevin Sessums are both repulsive.

Andy was asking around for an upgrade for his blow, he tried some at Club Cumming and is obsessed with finding the same level of uncut powder. He was also throwing up in the bushes last weekend, tragic fatty.

I bet his taint stinks

Eeeew, who cares if they did anal or not?

Lance Bass still fooled around with Cohen. CHEESEWHALES!

For how long did Andy Cohen date Kevin Sessums?

What's up with Andy Cohen dating bigger mess Kevin Sessums?

Who the fuck is Kevin Sessums?

Where did you see they are dating? I Googled and couldn't find anything.

Someone here just makes shit up. They were pushing allegations with no evidence that Cohen was with Brent Corrigan, and now it’s this Sessums dude. Rumors.

Sessums apparently said during an interview that he is HIV-positive and has used crystal meth. Since there appears to be no evidence of him being near Andy Cohen, I’d guess someone here just wants to associate Cohen with someone who himself is associated with the most stigmatized gay stereotypes. And I can’t really imagine why anyone would bother with that; frankly, between the drinking and the cocaine and what he has done with his Bravo programming, palling around with racist misogynist John Mayer, ruining Anderson Cooper’s credibility as a journalist, etc., I’d say Andy Cohen has lowered the standards for gay men without needing to involve HIV or meth.

R237 for the win!

The Cohen hater makes up shit, posts it and everyone falls for it

R239 It’s really boring. There’s quite enough reality to bitch about without having to make shit up and ensure Data Lounge has no credibility. I feel like this site used to attract a lot of industry insiders who would give legitimate gossipy tips about people, and now it has been infiltrated by saboteurs who just say shit to distract from reality.

[quote]ruining Anderson Cooper’s credibility as a journalist

Cooper has potentially compromised his credibility as a journalist on his own per his friendship and association with Cohen. Nobody is forcing him to hang out with the guy.

R241 There’s no way to know directly what caused it, but Cooper’s time on CNN was cut in half this year to make room for Cuomo. He’s losing popularity and at least among some of us he is losing credibility because of his desperately horny social media presence, his abandonment of Kathy Griffin, and especially his me-me-me gay roadshow with Cohen. You’re free to like him. For me, he has done in his own credibility as a journalist with his make-me-a-celebrity antics.

Cooper has begun to slowly distance himself from Andy Cohen. He doesn't want to do it too abruptly and end up with another Kathy Griffin on his hands.

CNN paid Anderson not to do the Kelly job, so he must have gotten a nice raise.

Bullshit 243, you are the main cause of all the hateful shit on here

R425= Andy Cohen

^ Meant R245

Anderson Cooper is the king of feigned interest. His facial expressions make me crack up.

Cooper always looks so depressed to me. Ironically, the only time he didn't was when he did the NYE shows with Kathy Griffin. I wonder how he's going to deal with the death of his mother?

I know depression runs in his family, so I hope he is taking care of his mental health.

Where do you see depression, R249? All I see is a perfectly natural, candid photo that just happens to feature Anderson’s flexed biceps.

No depression here. All S-E-X.

Doin my best David Muir impression.

So dom, bro.

If Bruce Bozzi is married to Bryan Lourd why is he always with Andy?

R254 Bruce and Bryan are never together. They live on opposite coasts. It seems to have been more a financial arrangement than a romantic one.

No Andy dick pix? I bet its good and thick.

R256 He says it’s thick. Someone here was flashed by him in an NYC Equinox gym steam room. Andy sounds like a filthy contaminant though. I wouldn’t touch it.

Kevin Sessums is a washed up gossip columnist who is known for his meth and sex addictions. He would never date Andy Cohen, because Kevin Sessums hates Jews, Sessums is one of those pretentious gay big ol'southern racist anti-Semites.

Jimmy Fallon looks like he's on a good dose of cocaine in this picture with Andy. How this hasn't been deleted yet or was even put up in the first place is astounding to me.

R237 You just know JM lets Andy suck him off. It's probably the basis of their "friendship". Andy's eyes are that way from being dickmatised all the time; he just cannot focus anymore.

If Andy has a talent for anything, it’s inflating the egos of the egotistical. That is how he got a show on Bravo, how he recruits and manages the Housewives cast, how he became friends with Anderson, Kelly, et al., why John Mayer hangs around with him, how he got Oprah and Mariah to sit on his tacky little set. Mayer certainly seems like the type to allow anyone who *really wants him* to have the pleasure of visiting his wonderland, but I really get the sense that what gets him off is just being adored. For some people, ego fulfillment in general is the root of sexuality; genitalia and physical form matter much less. Andy Cohen on the other hand strikes me as the type who would flatter falsely, grovel, beg, and take hot excrement in the face if it satisfied anyone who had something to give him in return—and then requiring the same from any young guy who wants something from him.

He's doing something right. Cohen might be a master schmoozer. His 'tacky little set' has welcomed stars from across entertainment including A-listers for 1200+ episodes and he's doing it through 2020 at least.. Just sayin'

R262 He’s a genius, unquestionably. Some call him the new Andy Warhol. “Some” being Andy Cohen and the people whose paychecks he signs.

Ha Cohen isn't a Warhol. I don't know: I'm not bothered by him. He's a TV guy.

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I'd like to hate fuck him till his head fell off.

Andy would be much better looking if her were 8 inches taller. His legs are way too short, his thighs are too thick, and his torso is chunky like an old Jewish peasant.

And that wonky eye! The horror!

His wonky eye straightens out if you hit the prostate in the right spot.

He’s shaped like George Michael 1983 Wake Me Up Before You Go Go era, with the thick hairy legs and big gut.

He’s got the bod of two dads!

So tall too

He's apparently trimmed up since the last few pics, and found a rinse for his hair too. Still needs to fix the strabismus though. I thought this was a relatively easy procedure?

Asian men make the best drag queens. Greek and Armenian make the worst.

He has a very small penis.

"Most Talkative" (what a queeny title for a book) can now be found in a Dollar Tree near you.

I still think Andy would be a fun fuck, bet his hairy hole can take quite the work out.

Andy is just so fucking gross.

There are probably at least a dozen young men waiting for somebody else to be the first to accuse Andy of assault.

Andy was cute 10 years ago, before the infectious bloat set in.

He's very sexy

Freddy Krueger makeup = hokey Hollywood special effects.

Freddy Krueger makeup on a little girl standing next to some dude with a priest’s collar = the most terrifying movie ever made.

^ Someone got lost.

He was on Barry Diller's yacht or what for like 2 weeks? Nice life.

Andy procurs young male talent (blond porn actors, hungry actors and escorts) for Barry.

He’s just one of the girls.

I wonder if Barry Diller got any of that Andy hole?

Barry can afford much cuter and younger.

Cohen was eating a meatball sandwich right out in class, AND he was passing notes!

I wonder if Andy is into getting bare backed? Would love to see him with cum dripping out of his freshly fucked hole.

I like him. He's harmless. Some sad DL anti-star seems obsessed with Cohen.

anti-stan

I love that he openly cruises str8 guys on the happiest TV show in history.

Andy, Anderson, Bruce...Do you think all three of them have fucked?

Are Andy and John Mayer still close? I haven't seen them on each other's SM but maybe I missed something.

[quote]If Bruce Bozzi is married to Bryan Lourd why is he always with Andy?

Bruce and Bryan are both 50-something and have been married forever. In other words, they ain't having sex anymore. I'm sure they both have side pieces.

Andy has said repeatedly, he's a toip

Okay DLers -- I actually have some real dirt on Andy -- not enough to take him down, but certainly enough to embarrass him. But to reveal it I'd have to reveal my name as well, since this info could only come from me.

It would be creepy of me to share it. I've held on to it for a few years. But I am so tempted....

Either reveal it or shut up. We only care so much.

R297- prick tease

Andy refuses to quit the blow, he “can handle it”, mmm hmmm.

R297 After racist shit, yours is the worst kind of post on a site like this. Why would you even bother writing that you have something to say but can’t say it? Say it or don’t. If you can’t, then you have nothing to say. Oy.

R24 maybe he’s changed but my ex hung out with Bozzi and his husband Bryan Lourd (poor Carrie Fisher’s ex husband) about 10 years ago. Bozzi was a pretentious twat. Lourd was supposedly a bit less awful but still no prize.

Bozzi definitely has coke nose

I quit watching his LIVE show, the housewives are gross boring fug beyond belief...

he mus have to do 5 lines to get the guts to go on with that show.....how long can those awful housewife franchises go on??????

Are Andy and John Mayer still close? They don't seem to pop up on each other's Instagram lately.

Does Andy still ever mention that hockey player he used to hang around with?

wtf???? vanderpump assholes are the guests on his show and the LEGENDARY RONNIE SPECTOR IS BEHIND THE BAR JUS STANDIN THERE??? THAT KIND OF SAYS IT ALL HUH..

So Andy said on his show this week that he and Anderson both fucked the same guy. Ideas?

Daniel Craig. At least that's what some DLer said in the past.

omg he managed to book two of the most obnoxious bitches in the business on his show now? natalie portman and that creepy tweeker lesliie mann

I'm having a baby, gays! My baby will be totes adorbs. Guess I'll have to stay sobes. Oh, and Wacha will have to go.

He’s FTM.

For the people who were asking if John Mayer is still close to him, for some reason the answer is yes. This is JM's comment on Andy's baby announcement

Natalie Portman is lovely don't attack her for being a guest on his show.

Is he really having a baby??

AC needs a baby like he needs a hole in his head.

r315 So, he needs it?

Hey guyyyysssss!!!! This is such a wonderful world that I decided to do a totally unselfish thing and I BOUGHT A BABY!!!!!!! I can’t breastfeed, but I can roll tiny little straws for baby cocaine!

Andy is the last person who needs a baby!

Having babies is the in thing to do among gays.

Just wait until he has to deal with poop and pee

I dont think Andy would be a good father, he just so vacuous.

WWHL is a frau show. No self-respecting gay watches that tripe.

He gets some good guests. When Cher was on, I watched.

He seems like he would be a really shitty parent.

"Just wait until he has to deal with poop and pee."

If Andy has to deal with poop and pee, it will be from his tricks/hookups, not from the kid. That's what nannies are for.

R7 yes!

Love Andy but I don't understand any gay man wanting a child, always thought that was one of the benefits of being gay, you didn't have them.

R326 they're both assholes. Andy said Jillian was very rude to his WWHL staff and crew. A lot of people don't like her either so I'm not taking a side but it's fun to watch them go at it.

R324 is why I wish we still had the wit and wisdom quotes off to the side or on the first page.

Still 4 inches hard. Seriously.

Andy seem like a cunt

I feel like Andy and Kathy Griffin have the exact same grift, just that Andy is better at it. People who know him like him. Opposite of Kathy. Even Colbert is charmed by him.

He doesn't seem likeable. Very fake like the shows he promotes.

Andy Cohen is: CHUBBY, SUNNY and CROSS EYED.

R333

he manages to keep friends

Yes cause fake people have a lot of "friends".

Still not getting why he and John Mayer are such close friends.

R336

then why doesn't kathy