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Overrated Celebrity Asses

It seems like many people here like skater Adam Rippon’s ass, but while perky and muscular I don’t think it’s really all that big or round.

Others?

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by Buttologistreply 7101/13/2021

Well, one that is NOT overrated: Matty D.

by Buttologistreply 106/20/2018

Another Rippon ass pic. Nice not not outstanding.

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by Buttologistreply 206/20/2018

OP wants every man to have Kardashian ass.

by Buttologistreply 306/20/2018

Ops photo has been distorted. What world do you live in?

by Buttologistreply 406/20/2018

I don’t like American tennis player Jack Sock’s ass. Looks like jello.

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by Buttologistreply 506/20/2018

That’s a perfect ass. OP, let’s see what you’re working with.

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by Buttologistreply 606/20/2018

[quote] Ops photo has been distorted.

Here's the original photo without distortion. So yes his but is not that spectacular. I think he's gorgeous though.

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by Buttologistreply 706/20/2018

Matt Damon

by Buttologistreply 806/20/2018

Why Matt's?

by Buttologistreply 906/20/2018

Agree with Matt Damon. Fine, but not that special.

Adam Rippon is also fine, and I can see why people are into it, but it's almost too big for me. Like an overly muscled guy - except in his butt.

by Buttologistreply 1006/20/2018

Adam Rippon's ass is almost womanly looking--childbearing hips.

by Buttologistreply 1106/20/2018

R10, so whom would you nominate?

by Buttologistreply 1206/20/2018

[quote] Adam Rippon is also fine, and I can see why people are into it, but it's almost too big for me. Like an overly muscled guy - except in his butt.

I think his ass is not big and round enough. It’s too muscular without the right mix of muscle and fat.

by Buttologistreply 1306/20/2018

Trump lol

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by Buttologistreply 1406/20/2018

This thread is for connasseurs.

by Buttologistreply 1506/20/2018

[quote] connasseurs

by Buttologistreply 1606/20/2018

Bump

by Buttologistreply 1706/21/2018

Bump

by Buttologistreply 1812/27/2019

I vote for Matt Damon as well. Yum!

by Buttologistreply 1912/27/2019

[quote] I vote for Matt Damon as well. Yum!

You think it’s overrated yet you “Yum!” it?

by Buttologistreply 2012/27/2019

I like Rippon's ass.

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by Buttologistreply 2112/27/2019

Post a pic of your fat ass, OP. Let's judge that.

by Buttologistreply 2212/27/2019

Bump bump

by Buttologistreply 2312/28/2019

I don't get the love for Kit Harrington's ass. It doesn't look particularly big or round.

by Buttologistreply 2411/10/2020

OP’s pic - that ass looks like a growth!

by Buttologistreply 2511/10/2020

When I was young I remember watching Chad Everett on Medical Center. He had a nice round beautiful ass that jiggled in those scrubs. Yum

by Buttologistreply 2611/10/2020

I'm not as overly impressed with Tom Holland's ass as other people are.

by Buttologistreply 2711/10/2020

Chris Evans.

"America's ass", my ass!

by Buttologistreply 2811/10/2020

OP = too much and never enough. His taste skews toward freaks and mutants.

by Buttologistreply 2911/10/2020

Why does Adam Rippon's ass always look like he's wearing diapers?

by Buttologistreply 3011/10/2020

Because he is.

by Buttologistreply 3111/10/2020

Matt Bomer’s ass is overrated. Sometimes it looks nice and healthy and other times it looks flat.

by Buttologistreply 3211/11/2020

Completely agree with R32.

by Buttologistreply 3311/11/2020

I will say Pete Buttigieg. That thread about his ass got to be pretty popular. I didn't think it was all that great, though. It just looks like an average, ordinary man ass to me. Certainly nothing to write home about.

by Buttologistreply 3411/11/2020

I never got the hype about Darren Criss’ ass. Nice shape but again certainly nothing to write home about.

by Buttologistreply 3511/11/2020

Zac Efron. His ass was too hard looking in the Ted Bundy film.

by Buttologistreply 3611/11/2020

Jon Voight

by Buttologistreply 3711/11/2020

That awful, hyena-like Bryan Haven.

by Buttologistreply 3811/11/2020

[quote] Zac Efron. His ass was too hard looking in the Ted Bundy film.

Any ass that looks too hard is overrated.

by Buttologistreply 3911/11/2020

[quote]That awful, hyena-like Bryan Hawn

He has a hot ass, but what it's attached to is a piece of grifting shit.

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by Buttologistreply 4011/11/2020

Who is that slut trash at R40 with that bee-stung upper collagen lip?

by Buttologistreply 4111/11/2020

R41 that is Bryan Hawn

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by Buttologistreply 4211/11/2020

I want to defend Timothee Chalamet's ass and this is from someone who doesn't find him particularly attractive. While his butt isn't gorgeous and muscular, I don't think it's ugly and flat either. I think his butt looked the best at the 2019 golden globes when he wore that black outfit.

by Buttologistreply 4311/12/2020

R33: His ass looked fantastic in American Horror Story but horrible in The Sinner.

by Buttologistreply 4411/12/2020

Man, I seem to have lost the caps I made, but Bobby Cannavale's butt looked great clothed and then looked like nothing nude.

by Buttologistreply 4511/12/2020

I don’t get why everybody was so crazy about Darren Criss’ ass. Nice shape but it’s really not that big or round.

by Buttologistreply 4611/13/2020

R46 it's not gonna be that big. Hes a slim and short guy. It's a decent size for his body type.

by Buttologistreply 4711/16/2020

Colton.

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by Buttologistreply 4811/16/2020

Timmy doesn't even have full ass. It's a half ass. Really pale and flat as a pancake.

by Buttologistreply 4911/16/2020

[quote]I don't get the love for Kit Harrington's ass. It doesn't look particularly big or round.

Its not that its particularly big, but that its perfectly shaped. I mean, perfect.

by Buttologistreply 5011/16/2020

Justin Trudeau's ass looks great clothed. I hope it looks just as great nude.

by Buttologistreply 5111/16/2020

Justin Trudeau's ass:

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by Buttologistreply 5211/16/2020

While I’ve read the many threads about how unreal Matt Bomer’s ass is, I agree it has a nice shape but I don’t think it’s particularly big.

by Buttologistreply 5312/30/2020

lol this is such a DL thread

by Buttologistreply 5412/30/2020

Timmy's butt is not muscular or shapely, but I'd eat it out.

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by Buttologistreply 5512/30/2020

R54: I agree but the media does like to create hype such as he’s a handsome face or his butt is amazing.

by Buttologistreply 5612/30/2020

Timmy's butt is non-existent.

by Buttologistreply 5712/30/2020

R55: While I don’t think his butt or pecs is particularly attractive, I don’t it’s super ugly either. I’ve seen much worse asses. His butt actually looks better when it’s clothed.

by Buttologistreply 5812/30/2020

It's no Lynch ass, even though they are the same age.

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by Buttologistreply 5912/30/2020

Timmy has a flat ass. When they were casting CMBYN they should have picked a twink actor with a bubble butt.

by Buttologistreply 6012/30/2020

R60: The actor who should’ve given us a full, clear view of his ass in Call Me By Your Name was Armie Hammer and not Timmy.

by Buttologistreply 6112/30/2020

Henry Cavill

by Buttologistreply 6201/13/2021

[quote] Henry Cavill

Did you base your opinion on the below-linked thread I created?

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by Buttologistreply 6301/13/2021

[quote] It seems like many people here like skater Adam Rippon’s ass, but while perky and muscular I don’t think it’s really all that big or round.

I think I’d classify it as tight and compact

by Buttologistreply 6401/13/2021

[quote] That’s a perfect ass. OP, let’s see what you’re working with.

I think Ripon's ass is perfect too. But I don't know why it should follow OP is only allowed to criticize it if his own ass is better.

by Buttologistreply 6501/13/2021

R21 Oh, now that is fuckable

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by Buttologistreply 6601/13/2021

[quote] That awful, hyena-like Bryan Hawn

What? I thought his ass was a prize winning piece of never ending enjoyment and pleasure

by Buttologistreply 6701/13/2021

I hate a hard, waxed, spray tanned ass. Yuck.

by Buttologistreply 6801/13/2021

Chrissy Metz

by Buttologistreply 6901/13/2021

I love jiggle in an ass. Matt Damon? I don’t want to fuck it... Bomer is a small, waxed, tanned ass- half flat.

by Buttologistreply 7001/13/2021

[quote] Matt Damon? I don’t want to fuck it

Why don't you want to fuck it? Does it not jiggle enough?

by Buttologistreply 7101/13/2021
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