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Analyze Henry Cavill’s Ass

Stills from The Witcher

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by Anonymousreply 5416 hours ago

Witchers don’t need no steenking pocketses!

by Anonymousreply 101/13/2021

Muy flat, if you ask me

by Anonymousreply 201/13/2021

flat and flabby

by Anonymousreply 301/13/2021

Who's the old gal? Madonna?

by Anonymousreply 401/13/2021

Which gal, R4?

by Anonymousreply 501/13/2021

Big but flat

by Anonymousreply 601/13/2021

That ass is not flat, esp. for a Caucasian. Pockets usually help to fill out that area.

People are looking at so much media (filters & plastic surgery) that, now, his ass is considered "flat."

by Anonymousreply 701/13/2021

R7 It’s not a shelf. But in person it’s probably very impressive.

by Anonymousreply 801/13/2021

Looka like-a not a man.

by Anonymousreply 901/13/2021

He has wide birthing hips but his ass is overall pancakes

by Anonymousreply 1001/13/2021

shockingly womanly

by Anonymousreply 1101/13/2021

[quote] shockingly womanly

Why “shockingly”, R11?

by Anonymousreply 1201/13/2021

because the front looks like this.

I'm sure his ass is fine and the costumer has flubbed the thick stretchy material in that outfit. Its pushed the derriere in unfortunate directions.

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by Anonymousreply 1301/13/2021

He better show his ass this season.

by Anonymousreply 1401/13/2021

He has a nice but overrated ass. I remember from The Tudors. His butt isn't flat but it's not that big either.

by Anonymousreply 1501/13/2021

See him in that soldier movie? Can't remember the name. He got GIGANTIC.

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by Anonymousreply 1701/13/2021

No, that’s a half-butt body and you might as well get used to the fact that some of us are cursed with half-butt and we can work all we want and it still a weird half-butt.

And he has a tasty, hairy, climbably tall form so just shut up and post more pics.

by Anonymousreply 1801/13/2021

[quote]That ass is not flat, esp. for a Caucasian.

For your average Joe I'd say it looks pretty normal, but I'd expect someone who works out as much as he does to have more muscular and prominent glutes.

by Anonymousreply 1901/13/2021

Are we sure this isn't Nancy Pelosi's fine old butt?

by Anonymousreply 2001/13/2021

It's the pants. Nothing wrong with Henry. At all.

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by Anonymousreply 2101/13/2021

[quote] See him in that soldier movie? Can't remember the name.

? ? ?

by Anonymousreply 2201/13/2021

R16, do you refer to Sand Castle also starring DL fave Nicholas Hoult?

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by Anonymousreply 2301/13/2021

That is one long and funky bottom.

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by Anonymousreply 2501/19/2021

Those pants are not flattering.

by Anonymousreply 2601/19/2021

Brief video of him in the Witcher pants.

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by Anonymousreply 27Last Thursday at 2:40 PM

His ass has never been Super.

by Anonymousreply 28Last Thursday at 3:46 PM

I was going to say it’s those pants he has a bubble but big time. Hes thick

by Anonymousreply 29Last Thursday at 3:59 PM

Brief video.

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by Anonymousreply 30Last Monday at 5:30 PM

Has the ass ever been eaten ?

by Anonymousreply 31Last Monday at 5:33 PM

I thought his ass in The Tudors was quite lovely.

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by Anonymousreply 32Last Monday at 5:35 PM


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by Anonymousreply 33Last Monday at 5:36 PM

R33 That picture is from 2007. I’m sure his ass looks nothing like that now based on how it’s shaped when clothed in recent pictures.

by Anonymousreply 34Last Monday at 5:37 PM

Henry Cavill has a good looking arse. If you think otherwise, you are a moron or are a nincompoop looking for a controversy where none exists.

by Anonymousreply 35Last Monday at 5:40 PM

No, I know, I just remember how much I liked it.

To be honest, and I know I'm going to have to give my gay card back, but... Henry Cavill doesn't really do it for me.

by Anonymousreply 36Last Monday at 5:40 PM

Agree, R35. It's lovely. As I said above, he's not really my type, but he has a grand backside.

by Anonymousreply 37Last Monday at 5:41 PM

That's a Karen butt.

by Anonymousreply 38Last Monday at 5:57 PM

[quote] That's a Karen butt.


by Anonymousreply 39Last Monday at 5:58 PM

R31 heard he likes to eat ass.

by Anonymousreply 40Last Monday at 11:55 PM

His rented house was posted earlier and for the nutcases having a breakdown over henners privacy as if they didnt know about about it last year. The house is available for rent from the 25th. He's a calculative bitch just like his fans.

by Anonymousreply 41Yesterday at 12:37 AM

Thanks R30 - I could watch that all day!

by Anonymousreply 4221 hours ago

Ewww, his ass looks like a 40-something year old woman’s ass now! 🤮 You all are delusional if you think that it looks hot now. It went from being a bubble butt to a pear shaped ass with birthing hips.

by Anonymousreply 4321 hours ago

It's big, I'd still fuck it.

by Anonymousreply 4421 hours ago

R43 Was this caused by his pig-like diet?

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by Anonymousreply 4718 hours ago

R46, do you refer to R45?

by Anonymousreply 4818 hours ago

Here's some tea to sip fellow LSAers, you have Doctor love's hench women among your midst. One of which is RCEdwards. Doctor love is fear mongering everyone with her Misery persona. She actually knows the person who posts creepy messages on Instagram. Be careful of her tactics.

Youve been warned!

by Anonymousreply 4918 hours ago

He has child bearing hips.

by Anonymousreply 5018 hours ago

He looks good coming and going. Call me Henry.

by Anonymousreply 5117 hours ago

Crawling out like cockroaches.

by Anonymousreply 5217 hours ago

I guess I like "child-bearing hips"!

by Anonymousreply 5316 hours ago

Anyone heard the story of Henry putting a pyramid in his backyard and engaging in gender fluid bacchanalian rites including erotic mummification?

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