Armie in Straight White Men

I'd like to see him inside of a straight white man. Balls deep.

I sure wish I was in NYC this summer so I could see this play on Broadway.

The problem with Hammer is that he does a play like this to be taken seriously and then promotes it by draping himself over a sofa like he’s waiting in Scott Rudin’s office.

He cannot escape his thirst.

I'm glad he's thirsty. I need him sexy.

that man is a tall drink of water.

This play was at The Public Theatre a few years ago. It's terrible.

R3 Annie Liebovitz took that photo when she visited the New Orleans set of his recent movie.

Any updates on the play? Doesn't it begin previews today?

I need to fucked by armie

I need to be arm fucked by armie.

R1 wins.

Seeing this play in August. I'm very excited!

I've heard only fantastic reviews of this play. The Genesis of the play is pretty interesting too

I'm still all hot n horny to see it on Broadway this summer. He's on Colbert tonight! Hot damn!

Does he have a nude scene?

Sorry to bother you is awesome. It gave me the same high as when I saw pulp fiction for the first time. Very unpredictable and most original

Glad to see a decent improvement in the plays box office performance..

[quote]Ticket-buyers started turning up for Straight White Men, the Young Jean Lee play that boasts the Broadway debuts of Josh Charles and Armie Hammer. Paid attendance hit 4,381, 94% of capacity and about 6% better than the previous week. Average ticket prices were $80, keeping the gross to $350,130, a decent improvement over the previous week’s $302K but still only about 55% of gross potential. The production opens July 23 at the Hayes.

Why did Tom Skerrit leave the play?

R18 he couldn't memorize the lines maybe due to poor health

R18 Official statement was personal reasons but word is that he was having trouble learning his lines. Memory is not what it used to be...

Armie was on Stephen Colbert last night looking his gorgeous self and very funny. Colbert and Armie make a good duo.

I'd love to spend the night with my face buried in Armie's ass.

Young Jean Lee's Straight White Men Opens on Broadway

Spotlight On:

Will he get a Tony nod? I really hope that awful Jim Parsons doesn't think he's getting one next year, he can only play versions of Sheldon

Funny, I live in NYC and they can't give tickets away.

The play is supposed to be awful. And, like r25 said, it's not selling.

It's a nice picture of him, too bad he isn't completely nude.

I've seen a production. It's an awful play.

The premise is "straight white men are so awful and toxic they will turn on their own brother/son".

That's the basic plot.

It's not very logically thought out. Very contrived and self-serving.

So, the SJW crowd loves this play yet they hate Arthur Miller (who can be problematic) but his "All My Sons" has a similar theme but is far more truthful about it.

I watched most of the clip. Hammer is more handsome when he doesn't move. And he seems like a decent enough moderately interesting guy, but he also seemed nervous as hell in that interview, like he was trying to hard. Also: I didn't know he was in Sorry to Bother You.

OP's pic could be like that secret nude painting in The Toy, where you push a button and his clothes slide off.

I saw the play last week. What a boring piece of shit. Nothing happens for 90 excruciating minutes. Every character is annoying. The brothers are grown siblings who never outgrew the childish games they played on each other. It's like being the outsider at a family dinner where everybody is in on the joke but you.

At one point Hammer jumps on the couch and wiggles his denim-clad ass at the audience. Certainly not worth the price of admission.

And I'm still waiting for someone to explain the transgender characters to me (not a spoiler, they open the show with a monologue, the only interesting part of the show)

So it's not a play about white supremacy then?

Because that name sounds really suspect.

Ouch, those reviews are killer

So I've seen all the reviews that matter and they're all good. They all say Armie nailed it, the acting is excellent across-the-board and the play is interesting despite some wrinkles. Its NYT Critic's pick... I would expect a good turnout.

Is it wrong that I think this is exactly the type of play an Asian American woman would write?

[quote] So I've seen all the reviews that matter and they're all good. They all say Armie nailed it, the acting is excellent across-the-board and the play is interesting despite some wrinkles. Its NYT Critic's pick

Read the readers' comments from people who have seen the play, most of them are unfavorable

[quote] There is a reason this play kept losing cast members during rehearsals. The writing is pedestrian.All the blaring music and shimmering teaser curtains cannot smokescreen what is obvious.

[quote] The play, not the loud music was the problem here. An awful tedious mess. I want my 90 minutes back

[quote] I can't understand how this play got produced at all. It is so dull and boring. Nothing happens. It's like watching paint dry. Cancel that, watching paint dry would be more interesting. If only this were an engaging satire rather than a tired piece of boring realism.

{quote] Avoid this tedious, ill-conceived, unfocused mess.

I'm seeing this play in August. Hopefully I enjoy it.

Armie is a gorgeous homosexual!

I’m really happy for him. He’s doing well at the moment. STBY is a success, and even though he had a small role in it, he got some good reviews about it.

[quote]At one point Hammer jumps on the couch and wiggles his denim-clad ass at the audience. Certainly not worth the price of admission.

Funny, that's one of the reasons I did go to see it.

Is this going to be the new Armie thread? Someone had a melt down in the last one.

I'll destroy this one too bitches!

R41 there's an Armie Hammer thread? I haven't been able to find another since they closed the Hammer & Child threads like two months ago.

R41 Nobody had a meltdown in the last one. THE HOES NEED TO GO BACK TO TUMBLR!

So, since things are quiet, I need to get this off my chest so there you go. Have fun, gurls! To the Tumblr girls and LSA ones ( in other words most of the users on this thread): it looks like you like calling people out on their bullshit? Yeah? Then, I’m gonna do it for you, my darlings, because I’m fed up to read all your over the top and exaggerated fucked up theories you write on tumblr. You hoes come here - because hey! only one place isn’t enough, they need to rant more, letting people know about their stupidity- and infest this board with them. Fucking retarders, you’re like the plague. Cunts! So let’s see who you are: the “leader” @bitchstolemyvapepen the biggest hoe on this planet who shits on that stick of a wife ( she’s the one writing “ don’t tell me to shut up, I talk about what I want” and “she has AIDS legs, someone give her a sammich”- girl, are you sure about that bitch? you need help and a good support system!).Hoe! Hoe! And again Hoe! You’re a grown up ass woman for crying out loud! Then let’s not forget about your other friends @foryouinsilence, @694699( another bitch on par with the others), @isitandwonder ( and this one is even better, when people call her out on HER BS she sends hate messages but hold on, anonymously of course, because you know she has to keep up appearances...another pute), @dekaohtoura ( in the past threads she was the one writing that Armie was trapped in this pr marriage, really gurl?) @xiavttini, @morganwolfe,@ohara,@firewithf - iredeux,@raquelsantos92, @shellgoes211, @annabellegirl, @lookingfortardis, @rainbowdazzle ( already caught in the previous threads spitballing), @gypsy pointe,@ladyblakeney25,@simpi2 - 274,@littlelovebomb,@cristinas - ea. Is Liz such a fascinating specimen for you all, tumblrinas and LSA girls? The latter ones out themselves when they write about Armie and hypothetical future POC actresses he’ll date when he finally gets a divorce. News flash they won’t get a divorce any time soon so suck it, you mother fuckers! Now the LSA haters who HATE Armie with such a passion, man you’d think he’s the next Osama bin Laden: CMBYNstan ( you need to go for a check up and I’m really serious about this, find yourself a good physician), coexist, msmaddie (the one who writes WASP), russianvodkasux + other LSA lurkers who only come here and write their crap about him. What do you have against this man? What the fuck did he do to you? He’s not gonna give you a second look either. So, kindly, FUCK OFF! To all this people I say: GET A LIFE and STOP coming here with your BS! You’re beyond annoying and yep you know boooooring, oh boy, sooo boring, not funny at all!!!! This applies to [R333] as well ( half of the thread is written by this girl) you write exactly like the people mentioned above, word by word, at the beginning you all start with: “ I’m not a shipper or anything like that, mind you, but don’t you find it strange they FaceTime? I mean they are two dudes who...FaceTime? Who would have thought dudes also know how to FaceTime and aren’t only on grindr. They definitely must have fucked, yep, yep, I’m telling you, there must have been something in the air during that summer in Crema and you know one thing led to another, then the urinal video, the interviews of them declaring their love for each other ( but here they ALWAYS forget to mention Luca, I guess because he’s not aesthetically pleasant enough, poor guy) ohohoh”.......GIRL, I find it even more strange that you can’t comprehend basic human relationships. They are two dudes linked by a healthy platonic bond ( make it 3 because Armie worships the hell out of Luca, more than the Souris) and having fun with their PR game because they know fans go crazy for whatever reason. In other words they’re trolling off your asses. Enjoy the ride and stop overthinking it or even worse dissecting every little aspect and taking everything they say as pure gold! Grow up, you tinhead!

THE LATEST ARMIE THREAD WAS THIS ONE AND THE TUMBLRINAS WERE OUTED! R388 in that thread was deleted by Muriel but you can see their accounts when they were quoted. R43

R44 it was a meltdown man. Constant posting of poop and ridiculous straight porn. Ugh.

R45 this needs to be a new copy pasta. It's iconic.

R47 And why do you think that was done? For kicks? THEY INFESTED THIS PLACE!

R49 I don't know if I care why they did it, but it was annoying.

Anyway, on topic. Armie's performance is getting some love. Do you guys think he'll try to do Broadway more regularly? Like maybe a play every two years or so.

I'd like to see him do a musical. That could be fun.

R36 [Quote ]Read the readers' comments from people who have seen the play, most of them are unfavorable

I have. Most viewers reviews on theater message boards highlight the excelent acting. The critics also use adjectives like excelkent, impressive, fine, very capable, funny and even sunny to qualify Armie's performance. Those types of adjectives are favourable in my book. Not in yours? The play itself has mostly good reviews with a few wrinkles: 4 stars, B+, critic's choice... not flawless but worth seeing...

I'm happy for Armie. He's on a winning streak and I think it's well deserved. Prejudice against good looking people is a real thing... I know lol... and it looks like they're finally seeing the fine actor beyond the allure of his mesmerizing beauty.

Hotel Mumbai next, at TIFF!

R50 I’m telling they did it in order to get the tumblrinas OFF DL! Was it annoying for you? Then, how about those many many times we all tried to have a talk about this actor and they always brought their shit? Was it fun back then? I don’t think so. I, for one, am happy to see them OFF this board!

I'm legit excited for Hotel Mumbai! On The Basis of Sex looks like a by-the-numbers biopic, but I do like Felicity Jones and of course Hammer!

My friend read the script for Translation of Wounds at her job. She told me that it's a great script.

r50 is too stupid to live

R54 ok

[quote] I’m telling they did it in order to get the tumblrinas OFF DL

"They" did it? Nice try sweetie. Count to ten and try not to spam this one.

R56 BITCH! I swear, if you start with the bullshit again, this time IT’S A THREAD TO YOU ALL!

Armie is singled out as the straight white man in the cast. Poor fabulous heterosexual.

Sorry Liz, I am not one of the people you are stanning, so I don't care about your threads.

R59 Don’t worry! If you’re not one of them, you’ll be find out eventually. All things come to an end.

The four male leads are excellent. The play is not.

The anti-Tumblrina crusader does not seem to realize that in her mission to drive all the straight fangurls off the Armie threads, she is coming off as a raving lunatic, and making them look relatively sane in comparison. Which is quite a feat.

Threatening to dox people is unlikely to endear one to Muriel. Already our old thread-starter got banned - pretty soon anything mentioning Armie is going to get deleted as fast as it gets posted, if these insane shitstorms keep happening.

It’s come to the the point when any Armie thread is of no value because of the Tumblr straight girl idiots. They post line after line of boring, dull, idiotic shit. I would rather have no Armie/Timmy threads than for DL to become a insipid forum for ugly fat straight girls.

r45 psycho babble from a tumblr sprout

where are mommy and daddy?

R62 I honestly think that’s a bit of a reaching there. First of all, Muriel doesn’t give a shit about a potential thread about these fraus. There have been many “outing” threads in the past, even celebrity related ones with legal persecution through this board, all the OPs were outed as well. My only goal is to make them feel like shit and let their faces be known to the world. If me, coming off as crazy, will accomplish that I honestly couldn’t give a damn about it. I really don’t care, do you? Also, regarding this matter, that’s the main problem here on DL. MOST OF YOU, regular users I suppose- when things like this happen, take the russian trolls invasion as an example as well- DON’T DO ANYTHING AT ALL! No offence, but are you all bottoms in here? You just lay back and chill or just simply don’t care. This thread was opened by DLers and the first posts can confirm that, but then when you see a tumblrina or a LSA girl go off a tanget and monopolise the thread you just back off. Why?

Bonus: the regular OP of these threads wasn’t banned.

Meth is a hell of a drug.

But we are not able to have any discussion about Armie while this madness goes on. I come to Armie threads to talk about him, not to read fraus sniping at each other

R68 That was my last post on this matter, carry on!

Can't wait to see Hotel Mumbai with Armie and Dev Patel. May the fan fic commence!!

So what is the bitch wife up to?

R71 she's in Italy taking food pictures.

But not eating a bite I bet!

Don't tell me what to do bitches!

Yep. Total morons. ^

R74 I have gone through her entire Instagram & she has never been this naked on vacations with Armie. Someone is going through a major self esteem crisis

OMG she is in a teeny tiny bikini bottom on her story. She looks like a starving 12 year old girl.

Pretty sure you don't have to live in NYC to go see it.

Well not everyone can afford the travel cost

R76 she is going through a crisis. Like Britney, when she shaved her head!

But Mrs H would never be that creative.

I should put her on the lawn for Halloween

I have never seen her this thirsty for attention and validation before. Poor thing is going to have a nervous breakdown soon.

If I was in Sardinia, I wouldn't be spending this much time on social media.

Bet the friends are giving her advice on how to keep the hubbie.

You gotta be so skinny he goes into cardiac arrest- Leandra says.

I just hope she gets healthy again. Armie got with her when she had some weight on her, I'm sure he wouldn't mind weight on her again.

Photos from the Straight White Men promo. His suit blends into the background lol

Block or FF R84. She will be the one spamming the thread with the wife bullshit.

Thought you were creating a thread or something...

I got a better idea! I’ll just spam this one and close it. Don’t you find it more appealing? R87

Okay if you're going to spam again, please no straight porn gif spam.

Back to Armie in Straight White Men:

Looking scruffy in act 3 . . .

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R89 no worries, it’ll just be more scat and shit exactly what you’re talking about. So you can become besties now!

R90 do they have a flashback in the play? They appeared to make him look younger in that picture.

There's no flashback. Act One is Christmas Eve (pic below), Act 2 is Christmas Day, and the 3rd act (at R90) is the day later.

Thanks! I think it was just the angle of the photo and the lighting that made him look younger.

R 95 I also think that when Armie doesn't push/comb his hair away from his forehead (ie let it just fall down his forehead), it automatically makes him look younger, as it covers his receeding hairline.

R96 they did that same trick with Christian Bale in Batman Begins. They had his hair fall down on his forehead and gave him bangs and he instantly looked younger!

It's pretty interesting how a hairstyle can change your face like that.

r66 The majority of DL would support you in doxxing these Tumblr hoes. Especially that @bitchstolemyvapepen obsessive bitch. If Muriel 86s you, you can clear your cookies and be posting in 10 days. If Muriel couldn't keep out the God Own's Country troll (aka Matt Anscher) she can't do it to you. I'll copy your information about these tragic sluts, and we can keep on embarrassing exposing them until the leave Data Lounge.

Respect for you not rolling over and letting these sad cunts ruin Data Lounge. Straight girls ruin everything.

[quote]Straight girls ruin everything.

Starting with that bitch wife of his!

Sad cunt ^

That was what, 10 posts until the wife was mentioned again?

Hahahaha R98 and R66 Are obviously two fangirls that worship Mr and Mrs Hammer. So if anyone wants to laugh at dear Armie and Lizzie they surely are coming from tumblr, or LSA or the other sites these two are constantly lurking. Well, I don't give a damn who this people are, but you are obviously as tin hat crazy as the worst of them.

User R102 is the same user as R84. They’re a woman who hates that stick of a wife with a passion and thinks that anyone who doesn’t agree with their opinion is a tumblrina/LSA girl or other specimen like that. The sad truth is that this woman bluntly put doesn’t have a life. She already got half of the latest thread filled with shit and we aren’t talking about my scat gifs, but real shit. You think you’re better? You aren’t. In fact, replying to my post or even that user’s one just shows that it struck a cord. Again, if you’re not one of the people mentioned above why are you so defensive? Do you want to share it with the rest of the class?

Went through that @bitchstolemyvapepen blog. Wow....i mean wow....idk what else to say.

Nah, I'm starting to looking forward to you opening that thread sweetie.

R105 Well, you still calling me Liz really shows who I’m dealing with.....

You all are out here bickering when you could instead be talking about the great content Mr. and Mrs. Hammer keep providing.

You know Mrs H was reading that NY Times profile on Goop and was seething with envy.

Awww Armie's comment is cute though.

They're codependent like Kris Jenner and Bruce were. Bruce had to grow a vagina to finally get out of that poisonous marriage.

I saw the play and I'm just glad Armie doesn't humiliate himself -- he's actually rather good. Paul Schneider's the stand-out. But the play's not great - as a piece of drama in front of you it's rather inert. The only interesting things are extraneous, the context and the staging - those give it some curiosity and thoughtfulness. But the writing itself, the lines being spoken on the stage, are almost entirely dull.

R110 they're apart from each other all the time. That is not a co dependent relationship. Sheesh

R111 Thank you for the review! Will keep my expectations realistic.

Wow R12 you really don't know what codependent means.

And you do based on dumb social media interaction these two have? ok.

I'm a white dude and I am writing a dramedy about the reunion of three Asian-American sisters and their mom. Do I have a shot at getting it produced on Broadway? I'm casting in my mind Sandra Oh, Margaret Cho, and Lucy Liu as the sisters.

Thank you for making a real contribution to this thread r111

Was it sold out?

Are these two capable of not being cringey on social media? We get it, Armie, you like sex with your wife.

The thing is, I don’t think he does anymore.

Your baby doesn't love you anymore

[quote]I'm a white dude and I am writing a dramedy about the reunion of three Asian-American sisters and their mom. Do I have a shot at getting it produced on Broadway? I'm casting in my mind Sandra Oh, Margaret Cho, and Lucy Liu as the sisters.

LOL! I thought the same thing. Your 'suggestion' doesn't sound outrageous, but in today's climate it would be called 'culture appropriation' but only if you're white. Even then, it's not new. Spielberg got a lot of flack for directing THE COLOR PURPLE way back when. The film was a huge hit (#4 of 1985) and was nominated for 11 Oscars, including Best Picture, but African-Americans still took him to task for daring to tell an all-black tale. The film was very controversial within the black community and it's why it didn't win any of its 11 nominations. It was only after Oprah became bigger than huge in the '90s and she gave the film the seal of approval that it became acceptable within black circles. And now it's considered a classic.

Anna Wintour went to see the play

Where's that fat wife of his?

R123 stop it.

So this is what I think happened. There's been tension, Mrs H wanted to go on vacation and clear her head. Armie didn't want his wife to go, specially during opening week cause he knew how bad that would look. Mrs H didn't gaf. They quarreled over the kids, Liz wanting to leave them with him, but he didn't wanna make things easy for her, so she decided to just leave them in LA and post how other men are more engaged with the kids than him. In the meantime, a lot of passive aggressive shit goes on. Then they had to sort of make up before she left or things would look even worse, hence the night in New York and the picture. They're still bitter at each other, but will keep up appearances until they actually cool down and everything is fine and dandy again.

R125 ok

R125 why don’t you write a novel? You need to an outlet for your imagination. Otherwise, your post is worthless.

They can write a Jacqueline Susann-esque novel about a handsome movie star and his wife and the public scrutiny they come under.

Wait until you hear the best part of my gossip: They will stay together at least until the end of his promotion for OTBOS. He has to play the part of the devoted husband to the independent, strong woman. He can't be going through a marriage crisis while doing so. But yeah, moving on until the beginning of next year to see what happens with these two.

lol they are not getting divorced. Stop it. Armie probably didn't want his family and friends there during the opening because of nerves and he probably made Liz go on vacation since she does a lot of stuff.

It's as simple as that.

Friends were there. But sure Jan, I'm moving on until March 2019...

Why do you want them to break up so much?

Just gossip. I've seen this before many times darling, Let's see if it plays out how it usually does.

Block R133 or even better FF her. But, on second thought, the FF button is just for decoration nowadays.

[quote] It's a nice picture of him, too bad he isn't completely nude.

He is partially nude in the oil painting.

R125 this isn't fanfiction.org

R135 where did u find it? Pls give me the link

R136 Just block or FF her. I think it’s the same user as R105 posting from a different device. All their theories are the same as in the latest thread.

Give me the source of the nude painting!!!!!

I think things have been bad for them for a while now, at least since the birth of the son. But tbh I don't think they will get a divorce even though it would be best for both parties (Mrs H will get a lot of money and can fulfill her dream of being a Real Housewife) because Armie to too much of a wimp. His father didn't divorce his mother until after 30 years, either.

Block R140 as well. They’re a troll whose only contribution is one liners about Armie’s wife.

Give the source of the painting to poor R139 who I think it’s one of the few gay guys on here.

I want to dm Armie that picture. His ballsack looks delicious

R139 It's right here, in my possession.

R140 I will say this last thing (people gotta have their safe space): They are not a republican Texan family anymore, this is Hollywood. Enjoy the Armie nudes!

R144 u painted this? Wow

That painting is so embarrassing. It looks like Harper could have painted as well. (just in technique, not in subject matter)

Dear God, just look at the dick & be happy. R147

I thought it was a pretty good painting. It serves its purpose.

Technique is not great, but still pretty decent. The dick is good though and makes me wish Armie would just show us the real thing.

the little stick-person misses her family now. or so she says...

I too hate it when people express that they miss their families while on vacation. Just enjoy the vacation gosh.

You obviously don't have any kids. Or anyone that loves you R152. Wonder why that is?

Loved the comment Armie left on Matt Bomer's Instagram lol

He looks pissed on opening night.

R154 what did he say? What was the exchange?

R153 my comment was sarcastic but okay. I'll put a /s at the end of comments like that.

“Unghhh, unghhhh”

^why is this chick being posted? She's not affiliated with Armie.

R155 “Wow, so cool to see all my family and friends out there in the - oh, wait.”

R157, I know, I realized that as soon as I pushed the post button.

My bad!

R159 because r158 is a big fat unfuckable cow, that’s why

Me too, Armie. Me too.

Liz is looking good in this photo. Seems like this vacation is recharging her. Glad she's having fun!

His agents and his publicist came at least

Armie commented: If I had ovaries they'd have exploded

R163/R166 Rhanks! I don't have Facebook or Twitter or Instagram (mainly because I have no friends) so I'm often in the dark when it comes to these things. Bomer does look great there! A face you want to lick! LOL

-R66 Mission accomplished. Not only do you come across as crazy but also a misogynist racist. No need to block me because I've already ignored you and all posts that agree with your vagurity. It's funny how half of this thread disappeared.

I am a long time contributing DL member and for NO reason has outing anyone EVER been accepted.

Mary! ^

You are too precious for words.

R169 No, you are not. But nice try, anyway. The user I mentioned in my original post @bitchstolemyvapepen even posted this so called “psycho blurb” I wrote on her tumblr blog. And what a surprise! No one from her friends liked that post...my, my, my. They’re doing my job better than me. They are outing themselves.

What is going on? I just want to talk about Armie and his wonderful self! What's going on here?

Friends supporting the poor guy. Spent most of June alone preparing for the play and now he alone again :(

I don't get why nick, ashton & the rest of the gang haven't showed up yet. They hang around Mrs H all day long when she is in LA. They even used to go to sundance with him. they attended all of his movie premieres.

I think the betas might be babysitting.

Also, they’re not into theatre. That’s a totally different environment than what Armie and co. are used to.

Saw the play. Able to get same day discounted tickets. It was good not great.

R177 did Armie do the whole stage door thing?

[quote]he seems like a decent enough moderately interesting guy, but he also seemed nervous as hell in that interview, like he was trying too hard.

I cringe watching all of his interviews. He's great to look at but he's just so rehearsed and blah. It was even more apparent when he was interviewed alongside the CMBYN costar (who shall not be named). The other guy is articulate, relaxed, engaging......and fun/goofy in a good way. Makes Armie look like a sidekick.

Damn he looks good scruffy.

FFS the betas are on Armie's payroll, they will GO to the theatre even if they don't like it.

However I strongly suspect Liz stuck the kids with them.

Ashton and other friends with him last night.

Oh look! They came! What are the haters gonna say now? Oh, I know, they were on pay roll.

I want Nick, Nick's my man.

Nick was at LA reading Harper and Ford bedtime stories.

Awwwwww, he’ll turn out to be a fantastic daddy!

Better than the Hammers for sure.

Ni-ki

R187 Ok, I don’t wanna sound rude...But, how the fuck do you know how Armie and co. act around their children? I mean, seriously. If you think going on vacation or making other babysitting them from time to time is the definition of a bad parent, then you aren’t very smart.

R189 Just blocked you. Don't wanna talk with PR trolls. Have a nice day :)

R190 Didn’t know you were triggered so easily.

The same woman who comes here to defend Elizabeth in just about everything, does the same on IG which makes her just as bad as the crazy shippers. Literally nobody goes out of their way to defend any other actor or spouse on here in a neurotic manner like that. But she does reply to delusional people so.... Trying to disprove the point of view of the other's and convince us about the perfect life and marriage. We get it OK. Elizabeth has no flaws. No need to prove it again and again.

Are you talking to me? Because I’m not that poster. You’re confusing users R192. Just ignore my posts so you can better read what I wrote.

R192 are you talking about the @elizabethchamberww account?

I don't think anyone here really like Elizabeth THAT much but sometimes it does get annoying when people over theorize about them breaking up or they look for reasons why their marriage might be in trouble when in the end it probably isn't.

R194 You were faster than me. I just wanted to write that. Also, the girl who runs that account was the same girl who went to see his play during the first days.

I wanted to write R193 instead of R192. I am not R192 ^^^ Sorry, my bad.

R195 The girl who runs that account is harmless and she seems pretty nice. It's the people who want them to break up sooooo badly that are annoying. Yeah it's fine to imagine Armie with different people as long as it's harmless (like a the Oscars when he presented with Gal) but wishing for their marriage to end is pretty shitty especially since they have two young kids and a lot of equity in terms of businesses and property.

The kids will get over it, most of Hollywood is divorced.

R197 I agree with you on that matter. In fact, I didn’t say anything further. Just wanted to make things clear that I’m not that girl as the other user implied.

R192 I've blocked her. She gives herself away by fangirling over them. Calling out the haters. So they are either PR or psychotic. They are obviously not DL community defenders

I'm not talking about the girl who is not afraid to show her face and go meet the hammers in person. She's a genuine fan. But the crazy woman who lies that she is a gay man only to be a young woman the next day. She keeps creating and abandoning her IG accounts. And no, I don't know any other spouse answering in russian. It doesn't matter what people bitch about. Let them. It's their right. As is making 30 accounts. Come on actors get gossiped about a lot. Like Pitt or Camila Cabello for being gay and Shawn Mendes having a bf named Zac. And look - Pitt has kids too. And supposedly smells bad. He has way more fans but they don't come here to defend him, OK?

What is it about these people that cause their fans to be like this? lol

To R201. If you’re referring to me, again you’ve got the wrong person. I’m not that woman. I already explained my point plenty and I even spammed the other thread. To cut it short: it’s because of the bullshit written on these threads, they get closed. Didn’t you already put 2 and 2 together?

[quote]What is it about these people that cause their fans to be like this? lol

Oversharing on social media creates a false sense of intimacy.

I don't think for a second that gossiping here, on a site which the hot and successful couple - the Hammers - don't read affects their marriage in any way. If it does then he has a wrong occupation. If you are out there, you are out there. I also agree with r179 the guy doesn't look relaxed at all. But fans (and me) love him no matter how cringy the interviews are; and still despite all the haters (mainly those who hate Elizabeth). You can't fight with the "delulus", but you can try. Even if you don't get paid.

The wife is a soft target for the haters. She is pretty basic and not very talented on camera. The typical Stepford wife. So she either presents herself in a different way or she grows thick skin.

Well, growing thick skin won’t happen in the near future. Personally, what I don’t like in these threads is that whenever we talk about Armie , there are always the usual posts about the wife....which, fine, 5 or 6 dumb posts don’t matter so much, but from this to monopolise all the thread about a literally noboby is very telling. This is the main issue these threads are closed. Muriel has Prancing Ponies flashbacks.

R207 honestly, she won in the end. She got to marry this super handsome dude and can do what she wants career-wise while the rest of us are here reading about them and the tumblr people are bitching about her.

Sometimes a person is just generally unlikeable and off-putting to most. People can blame it on jealousy or crazy fandoms or whatever else they like but Elizabeth ticks all the boxes for why so many people have such a viscerally negative reaction to her. Also, it would help her a lot if she didn’t shove every minutiae of her life into people’s faces 24/7 but she’s addicted to Instagram so that’s out of the question.

R210 It’s not about addiction to ig, that’s her job. She won’t make it in that field because it’s pretty obvious. At the same time, she doesn’t have anything else. And no, the bakery business can’t be seen as a job.

yeah, had she been a decent journalist instead of the failed CEO/wanna be influencer she became she probably wouldn't rub people the wrong way as much.

Once again, Elizabeth Hammar dominates the conversation. Will you two bitches shut up about her? Start your own thread devoted to Liz, and let’s get on topic discussing our Golden Colossus.

R212 She needs to rebrand herself and I already said this in many threads. But, I don’t think that’s in her future plans. She’ll just go like this till something show ups or dunno. What I don’t get is why all these people need to repeat the same things or worse become obsessed with what she’s doing...is she such a fascinating human being? They already have 3 places tumblr, DL and LSA. The past Armie threads weren’t like this. I can even say that all those ig posts about her whereabouts made me hate her and can’t stand her face anymore.

Artificial women are fascinating.

Mrs Hammer is an over-the-top cartoon villain lady, and gay men are conditioned from childhood to obsess over them.

She is under a lot of pressure to live up to the expectations that come with being Armie Hammer’s Wife. Just ask Busy Phillips.

Armie isn’t the POTUS.

R218 Oh how I wish he was!

[quote] She is under a lot of pressure to live up to the expectations that come with being Armie Hammer’s Wife. Just ask Busy Phillips.

Ewww, Busy Phillips. Did Armie play connect the dots with her moles?

Mrs posted bikini shot on her Story and her ribs are sticking out like a starving Bombay street urchin.

R209 No, life gets lived. All the mammals have core instincts and therefore a 'seeking system'. And that's why we are never happy and content. We always need more. We need to compete. And that's IG for you. A different way to make yourself known, as one doesn't need to compete for food anymore. But dopamine gets secreted even commenting and bitching here, so no she hasn't won anything. She has a different life, that's it. But in the end it's all how we are wired and nothing to do with her specifically.

Do we know if Armie will do some promo for Hotel Mumbai? The plot on paper looks good.

[quote]honestly, she won in the end. She got to marry this super handsome dude and can do what she wants career-wise while the rest of us are here reading about them and the tumblr people are bitching about her.

Do you really want her life (which seems exhausting, and I guarantee you it’s not as picture-perfect as it looks, because duh, social media optics)?

I don’t.

Please Armie will promote the opening of a condom wrapper.

R224 I don't know if I would switch lives with her. Obviously her life has it's own set of problems, but I certainly wouldn't mind wearing designer clothes and having a expensive skincare routine.

But I don't want to be bulimic.

If trading lives with Mrs H means I get to fuck Armie whenever I want, I would do it in a heartbeat

Instead, you are a fat unfuckable unloved hippo r227

Yeah because they fuck so often.

Armie Timmy and Luca will be at TIFF. Let the hysteria commence

LOL! They will be there with different projects. They’re always in touch so I can’t see why the hysteria. Also, it will be really disrespectful to the other cast members.

Suspiria isn't going to Tiff. It will premiere at venice

R233 That too. But, I’m more amazed at people peeing themselves when they see the whole gang together.....why is that such a novelty? Cmbyn is done, if you want to keep up with them support their other works, but in a respectful way.

R234 Idk but I find the whole idea of reunion very fun. When Luca turned up at Armie's play & Armie attended suspiria screening, for some weird reason it made me happy. Like when leo di caprio & kate winslet reunite & ppl lose their shit. Everyone's a sucker for nostalgia I suppose

The movie still has a big following. People still give Hammer peaches to sign. They'll keep milking the cow.

R235 I mean, yes, I’m happy seeing them together and their friendship, but the crying/screaming/shoutings etc. when they are seen together is a bit disrespectful, imo, when they are at a festival presenting other movies.

Is it the rumor that Suspiria will be added in the midnight madness slate of films at TIFF?

R238 It’s still up in the air. And the same can be said about Boy Erased, another movie which could be added by Focus.

R237 that only happens with Timmy fans, like when he went to present Armie an award & fangirls mobbed him. I remember there was a girl who attended the ceremony to see Timmy, attended all of Mrs H's events but didn't attend Armie's movie premiers because "she didn't want them to think she was a stalker". Psychos the lot of them

Do your homework and you´ll realize there´s no reason to see them together in public events for a very long time, probably until the Oscar after parties, and only if Timmy gets nominated. But don´t worry, I´m sure they´ll met in private several times before that and Elizabeth will make sure everybody know it. Unless Timothée tells her to fuck off with the photos. But I don´t think so.

R240 And that further proves my point. I think that those girls should quiet down because it’s embarrassing for all parties involved. This is just my two cents.

Armie has two films, Hotel Mumbai and On the Basis which is almost confirmed to be announced in the next wave in August

Good for him! I’m really curious about HM, still unsure about OTBOS going to TIFF because I think Focus will push more for BE, but we shall see. He really has a good friendship with all the HM cast. I even remember when they had that reunion. The same can be said about Blatodea. He’s a nice guy.

I thought OTBOS is skipping festivals entirely

Can anyone give a summary of Hotel Mumbai ? Is Armie's role big?

An Indian luxury hotel is held hostage by terrorists. Inspired by the Taj Mahal hotel attack in Mumbai.

R246 I only know it’s based on Surviving Mumbai by Victoria Midwinter Pitt. If I remember correctly Armie’s role should be small...but I’m not 100% sure.

R245 It’s very possible since the release date is kind of unfortunate...But, the trailer already has 4M viewers so I guess people are interested in this story....or it will only be a family sort of kind movie. This the tweet about the guy who mentioned a possible Focus movie in the race.

I think it's boy erased. Also Armie just storied on insta with ashton.

Eww

A woman having fun with her friends at the beach. Eww indeed.

I thought it was a Praying Mantiss beach party!

If this thread goes to shit again, which one do you prefer? Scat gifs or straight porn gifs?

R254 WTF relax

R255 I’m relaxed lol Haven’t done anything yet. But, just a reminder.

How about no gross gifs?

R257 If you’re not going to talk shit or all the other things mentioned above and can keep a sane DL kind conversation , I have no point in spamming this thread. I even contributed to the discussion, it’s not like I’m only popping out when I want to post gifs.

Who is the bitch with the God Complex telling us what we can and can't post on a gay forum?

R259 W&W

Block R259 because it’s the same troll writing the same one liners who nobody gives a shit about.

Can't wait for Armie to do press for hotel Mumbai with dev Patel! (6'2 next to Armie's 6'5)

LOOK AT THIS OBSESSED, LESBIAN TRASH!

I’m really happy for him. He’s doing well at the moment. STBY is a success, and even though he had a small role in it, he got some good reviews about it.

R41 Nobody had a meltdown in the last one. THE HOES NEED TO GO BACK TO TUMBLR!

THE LATEST ARMIE THREAD WAS THIS ONE AND THE TUMBLRINAS WERE OUTED! R388 in that thread was deleted by Muriel but you can see their accounts when they were quoted. R43

R47 And why do you think that was done? For kicks? THEY INFESTED THIS PLACE!

R50 I’m telling they did it in order to get the tumblrinas OFF DL! Was it annoying for you? Then, how about those many many times we all tried to have a talk about this actor and they always brought their shit? Was it fun back then? I don’t think so. I, for one, am happy to see them OFF this board!

R56 BITCH! I swear, if you start with the bullshit again, this time IT’S A THREAD TO YOU ALL!

R59 Don’t worry! If you’re not one of them, you’ll be find out eventually. All things come to an end.

R62 I honestly think that’s a bit of a reaching there. First of all, Muriel doesn’t give a shit about a potential thread about these fraus. There have been many “outing” threads in the past, even celebrity related ones with legal persecution through this board, all the OPs were outed as well. My only goal is to make them feel like shit and let their faces be known to the world. If me, coming off as crazy, will accomplish that I honestly couldn’t give a damn about it. I really don’t care, do you? Also, regarding this matter, that’s the main problem here on DL. MOST OF YOU, regular users I suppose- when things like this happen, take the russian trolls invasion as an example as well- DON’T DO ANYTHING AT ALL! No offence, but are you all bottoms in here? You just lay back and chill or just simply don’t care. This thread was opened by DLers and the first posts can confirm that, but then when you see a tumblrina or a LSA girl go off a tanget and monopolise the thread you just back off. Why? Bonus: the regular OP of these threads wasn’t banned.

R68 That was my last post on this matter, carry on!

Block or FF R84. She will be the one spamming the thread with the wife bullshit.

I got a better idea! I’ll just spam this one and close it. Don’t you find it more appealing? R87

R89 no worries, it’ll just be more scat and shit exactly what you’re talking about. So you can become besties now!

User R102 is the same user as R84. They’re a woman who hates that stick of a wife with a passion and thinks that anyone who doesn’t agree with their opinion is a tumblrina/LSA girl or other specimen like that. The sad truth is that this woman bluntly put doesn’t have a life. She already got half of the latest thread filled with shit and we aren’t talking about my scat gifs, but real shit. You think you’re better? You aren’t. In fact, replying to my post or even that user’s one just shows that it struck a cord. Again, if you’re not one of the people mentioned above why are you so defensive? Do you want to share it with the rest of the class?

R105 Well, you still calling me Liz really shows who I’m dealing with.....

Also, they’re not into theatre. That’s a totally different environment than what Armie and co. are used to.

Oh look! They came! What are the haters gonna say now? Oh, I know, they were on pay roll.

Awwwwww, he’ll turn out to be a fantastic daddy!

R187 Ok, I don’t wanna sound rude...But, how the fuck do you know how Armie and co. act around their children? I mean, seriously. If you think going on vacation or making other babysitting them from time to time is the definition of a bad parent, then you aren’t very smart.

R190 Didn’t know you were triggered so easily.

Are you talking to me? Because I’m not that poster. You’re confusing users R192. Just ignore my posts so you can better read what I wrote.

R194 You were faster than me. I just wanted to write that. Also, the girl who runs that account was the same girl who went to see his play during the first days.

OBSESSED LESBIAN TRASH PART II

I wanted to write R193 instead of R192. I am not R192 ^^^ Sorry, my bad.

R197 I agree with you on that matter. In fact, I didn’t say anything further. Just wanted to make things clear that I’m not that girl as the other user implied.

To R201. If you’re referring to me, again you’ve got the wrong person. I’m not that woman. I already explained my point plenty and I even spammed the other thread. To cut it short: it’s because of the bullshit written on these threads, they get closed. Didn’t you already put 2 and 2 together?

Well, growing thick skin won’t happen in the near future. Personally, what I don’t like in these threads is that whenever we talk about Armie , there are always the usual posts about the wife....which, fine, 5 or 6 dumb posts don’t matter so much, but from this to monopolise all the thread about a literally noboby is very telling. This is the main issue these threads are closed. Muriel has Prancing Ponies flashbacks.

R210 It’s not about addiction to ig, that’s her job. She won’t make it in that field because it’s pretty obvious. At the same time, she doesn’t have anything else. And no, the bakery business can’t be seen as a job.

R212 She needs to rebrand herself and I already said this in many threads. But, I don’t think that’s in her future plans. She’ll just go like this till something show ups or dunno. What I don’t get is why all these people need to repeat the same things or worse become obsessed with what she’s doing...is she such a fascinating human being? They already have 3 places tumblr, DL and LSA. The past Armie threads weren’t like this. I can even say that all those ig posts about her whereabouts made me hate her and can’t stand her face anymore.

Armie isn’t the POTUS.

Do we know if Armie will do some promo for Hotel Mumbai? The plot on paper looks good.

LOL! They will be there with different projects. They’re always in touch so I can’t see why the hysteria. Also, it will be really disrespectful to the other cast members.

R233 That too. But, I’m more amazed at people peeing themselves when they see the whole gang together.....why is that such a novelty? Cmbyn is done, if you want to keep up with them support their other works, but in a respectful way.

R235 I mean, yes, I’m happy seeing them together and their friendship, but the crying/screaming/shoutings etc. when they are seen together is a bit disrespectful, imo, when they are at a festival presenting other movies.

R238 It’s still up in the air. And the same can be said about Boy Erased, another movie which could be added by Focus.

R240 And that further proves my point. I think that those girls should quiet down because it’s embarrassing for all parties involved. This is just my two cents.

Good for him! I’m really curious about HM, still unsure about OTBOS going to TIFF because I think Focus will push more for BE, but we shall see. He really has a good friendship with all the HM cast. I even remember when they had that reunion. The same can be said about Blatodea. He’s a nice guy.

R246 I only know it’s based on Surviving Mumbai by Victoria Midwinter Pitt. If I remember correctly Armie’s role should be small...but I’m not 100% sure.

R245 It’s very possible since the release date is kind of unfortunate...But, the trailer already has 4M viewers so I guess people are interested in this story....or it will only be a family sort of kind movie. This the tweet about the guy who mentioned a possible Focus movie in the race.

If this thread goes to shit again, which one do you prefer? Scat gifs or straight porn gifs?

R255 I’m relaxed lol Haven’t done anything yet. But, just a reminder.

R257 If you’re not going to talk shit or all the other things mentioned above and can keep a sane DL kind conversation , I have no point in spamming this thread. I even contributed to the discussion, it’s not like I’m only popping out when I want to post gifs.

Block R259 because it’s the same troll writing the same one liners who nobody gives a shit about.

R264 Yes, those are all my posts. What is wrong with them?

R264 Wow 265 has borderline personality disorder

I still don’t see what is wrong with my posts. Do you want me to copy/paste for posts as well?

[quote] Oh look! They came! What are the haters gonna say now? Oh, I know, they were on pay roll.

[quote] Awwwwww, he’ll turn out to be a fantastic daddy!

And she is also a fangirl.

Dev directed Armie in the short Home Shopper

To the Troll and to the user R268, in other words, the user who can’t stand people telling them to shut up....are you new on here? Because, it seems like it.

I’m not ashamed of my posts because I have zero reasons for it. While the Troll only shits on the wife and gives comments like “ meth is a real hard drug” I don’t have anything to add to this. While, the other user who I’ll call Lola from now onwards doesn’t like being told by people to shut up because they’re fed up with the same boring topic, okayyyy my dear. You do you, I do me.

Love the Anti Tumblarina crusader

Is the movie Armie did with Dev Patel available online somewhere?

R271 You won't be able to stop the people who shit on the wife. People will talk about what they want to talk. So yeah, you do you.

You could call Delta or Southwest Airlines. Just Saying

R274 To my dear Lola! “People”, in this case, mean you, Lola, and the Troll. So, so far only 2. I can work with that my sweet little Lola.

I'm considering emailing the DL webmaster about poster at R264 MANYposts. She is the very definition of a "Troll Who Thinks That Data Lounge Is Her Own Private Chatroom". I've got the webmaster's direct email. What do you think Anti Tumblrina Crusader?

R277 If I were you, I’d do immediately.

I’m really curious about Muriel’s reaction because when I emailed her she ghosted me....ugh.

R277 yeah def send the email. Hopefully her IP can be banned.

@r273 I don't think the short film home shopper is online yet , 'hotel Mumbai' is playing tiff in September with release date still unknown

Okay, I'll send an email of to the webmaster this weekend.

Thank you for compiling that sad cunt's posts in R264, etc

Hahahahahahahaha This is hilarious.

R282 Lola, my dear, here’s the email webmaster@datalounge.com . Don’t thank me. And, wait, hit me up when you have news! I’m being very serious right now.

I don't want to join the far fetching impending divorce theorists but the "I can't be at the opening" came across weird. Mainly the "can't" - looks more like advised to stay away... I mean how hard would it be to go on holidays a day later?

Anyway, do you think we"ll see Armie's delicious thighs on Seth Mayers next monday? His are the Hammily legs worth discussing here my darlings.

Hotel Mumbai - I really want to see that one. I'm not sure how big is Armie's role but I think he has a lot more screen time than in STBY. He and Nazanin Boniadi play a rich couple trapped inside the hotel with their baby. I expect him to do a fair amount of press for this with Dev Patel.

Looks like it's time to cool down Liz.

Guess who'll be guest of honour to this farce.

For all the hotel mumbai stans, Anupam kher went to see Armie's play today

R286 my aunt went to school with Priyanak in India. Priyanak would ask my aunt for food from her lunch box because her mom was a better cook thank Priyanka's. She would also talk about how she was going to be famous someday and star in movies with Shahrukh Khan and other big name actors. Everyone would just be like "Sure Priyanaka."

I gotta ask her what she thinks of this. She still follows her career even though they have lost touch.

Back to Armie now. It's really cool that his co stars are seeing the play. It just shows how much goodwill Armie has made in the industry.

I'm on mobile so apologies for the amount of times I spelled priyanka's name wrong.

You know what would be great? Henry Cavill going to see Straight White Men and then a reunion pic with Armie.

I think STBY could snatch some awards this season as well. Definitely the Original Screenplay. Armie was very lucky to be part of this movie this year. Overall he’s doing pretty fine.

Armie is starting to look like my grandpa did in his mid-forties. Makes it weird for me to still find him hot.

Armie is kinda puffy looking in real life. Not nearly as handsome and fit he looks in the photoshoot in OP

I think he looks fine. I don't know what you guys are talking about. It's like you find one minor flaw and magnify it 100 times. Most people would agree with me.

He looks great, not being young-looking doesn't mean you're not gorgeous.

Ewwww

That lady in the long red dress is very pretty.

The wife is on vacation with the Man Repeller chick??

If it wasn't for the cringey ig exchanges (then again Armie leaves the same kind of comments to Bomer, Brolin etc so not even that is special) you'd think these two were single.

R292 Out of interest, how old are you? That sounds like a comment a teenager woulld make. Obviously Armie is not 20 but most guys in their 20 are utter messes... bad skin... no real facial hair or alpha jaw...boys... Armie is all man! I think he's sizzling hot. . The only thing I've noticed is the little scar at the top of his cheekbone is a little more visible in this flood of candid pictures... but even that I dont dislike.

Do we have a new release date for Hotel Mumbai? Ideally it'd be November as origonally planned to mark the 10 years of the attack. Maybe there's still time. I think it's cool that Armie seems to have great reputation within the industry .. his former co starts, directors, crew etc seem to genuinely like him. He's generous too. Did he pay $49.50 with his own amex for Khers tix? Those people at 2nd stage are tight.

Ewwww Mrs H posted a photo of Leandra’s vagina bone

R302 Those holiday pix of Mrs Hammer are quite a spectacle. Straight Vapid Straight White Fraus in their natural habitat. Tawk about cringeworthy. No wonder she's so lurved :rolleyes:

R301 I'm a couple years younger than Armie. Never saw my grand pa at 45, but there are pics and god is it weird how much he's starting to remind me of those. Most people nowadays age differently than previous generations, but Armie seems to be old school. Just hope he cuts the alcohol and the smoking cause they only speed up the aging process.

Why don’t Leandra’s friends get her some help?

Oi, cunt at r305....nobody is interested about your obsessive posts about these non famous women. Shut your gaping cunt lips and remember the actual subject on this thread. We know you don't anyone have to talk to in real life, given that your as socially maladjusted sad twat, but we really don't care, and, in fact, we are rooting for you to stick your head in a microwave and fry your eyes so that resemble hard boiled eggs and you die in agony after a long stay in hospital.

R306 that was harsh, but I do agree about posting non-related stuff.

New still from hotel mumbai

About his comments, he writes them because he wants them to be featured in this ig. And hey, sometimes it has worked. By the way, I´m thinking that this Broadway experience has to be doing wonders for his ego, he´s getting good reviews, he gets to interact with adoring fans on a daily basis and with so many friends coming and going non stop he has to be having a lot of fun too. And of course they all are telling him how proud they are of him ,so he has to be delighted.

He has been making weird ass comments on social media long before that account's existence

R309 True, and it was at those signings where he realized he gotta keep milking the CMBYN cow. I mean, how many of those people are fans because of that movie? Which other movie is gonna give him that crazy following? I suspect he's the one bugging Luca and Andre for a sequel.

LOL! You bitches really think he wants to keep a fandom alive that worships him for screwing a little boy.

I actually sometimes wonder if he ever regrets doing CMBYN. Yes, it brought him a lot of personal and professional recognition, no doubt. Probably more than he’s ever had. But now he’s got tons of rabid tweens on his ass 24/7, which I doubt is something he enjoys, although he’d never say it out loud. And most of these people only care about him because of his association with Timmy and the movie, not because they’re genuinely into him as an actor and person. And I’m sure he knows this. Idk, I feel like it’s a double-edged sword.

As an actor, people are always going to prefer the character(s) you play than your actual self. In fact, I don't think many people want to know too much about an actor. That's why everyday people get pissed when actors become political. It ruins the image. Last month, I was watching Robert De Niro's AFI tribute from many years ago, and a few of the comments were from people who were saddened to learn that De Niro is a 'liberal' and 'disrespects the president" and they can't watch his movie anymore. The same goes for people on the opposite side of the spectrum who who discover that an actor is Republican/conservative. A poster on DL even said that he can't watch anything with Patricia Heaton because of her right-wing politics.

Why would he regret doing the one movie that put him back on the map? Have you seen his twitter? He loves the attention and he's a self professed whore. He'll act on anything if it gives him a chance to shine. And he's been feeding the crazy fans lately. I'm sure he laughs at them privately for their obsessive behavior and even trolls them online, but he'll be a fool to openly discourage them.

Call Me By Your Name did not put him back on the map. He is still getting supporting indie roles. Except for that Annapurna New Orleans film which will probably end up straight to streaming.

R316 you often see the glass half empty, don't you?

R316 Annapurna fast tracked that film and moved up the release date. They seem to have confidence in it and one of my friend's who did product placement for the film raved about the script. I think it will get a theatrical release.

Of course it will get a theatrical release. what is R316 even blathering about? It stars Armie with Dakota Johnson & Zazie Beetz. R316 if u don't like him, don't waste ur energy. This trolling is tiresome

A lot of people really want to see him fail and I don’t get why. He seems like a decent person and with his looks and background, he could’ve turned out to be a real asshole actually deserving of vitriol.

R316 is retarded

R320 Armie is the guy that haters lust after but could never have. They’re sorta like incels.

I should also add, actors like Armie and Dakota probably have a clause in their contract guaranteeing that the film will be theatrically released.

The OP's image shows what a gorgeous and sexy man he is. But sadly he doesn't seem to have much going on, downtown.

R316 His first real gig after the Call me by your name promotion was Broadway (I'm sure he signed for the Annapurna film before the Oscar campaign). He's getting great reviews and fans travel from all over to see his play. A dedicated following and being well regarded in the Industry is no small feat. He still owes that to CMBYN and he knows it.

[quote]I should also add, actors like Armie and Dakota probably have a clause in their contract guaranteeing that the film will be theatrically released.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

LOVE the peek-a-boo pit hair in OP's photo of Armie

To the guys who keep posting news about Armie, don’t stop doing it, please! You can defeat the 3 girls from Tumblr who keep fucking up all Armie threads. Don’t let them win!

There was an interview in vogue germany with Armie and Luca which was very interesting. At one point Luca says "But you're not even interested in that", referring to big studio films with fat paychecks. I think Armie is more interested in credibility as an actor than fist fighting for roles in pop-corny movies. Why on earth would he be on Broadway? What's in it for him? I think he's serious about his career and is making all the right choices.

[quote]Why on earth would he be on Broadway? What's in it for him?

He's a dilettante like his wife.

Armie can go the Matthias Schoenaerts route. He needs to keep booking indie roles with interesting roles and you’ll see that the industry will take notice of him.

What he needs is a gritty role where he gets physical like Matthias Schoenaerts in Rust and Bone for instance. Why not put his built to good use, dirty up that bland white privilege image.

R330 why so cynical?

He should play a serial killer.

[quote]I think Armie is more interested in credibility as an actor than fist fighting for roles in pop-corny movies. Why on earth would he be on Broadway? What's in it for him? I think he's serious about his career and is making all the right choices.

You've answered your own question. Doing a successful run on Broadway is credibility for an actor, it gives legitimacy. Bruce Willis did it (Misery), Chris Evans (Lobby Hero), Sebastian Stan (Picnic), Jake Gyllenhaal ((Sunday in the Park with George), etc., etc,. As he said in one interview during the Call Me By Your Name press tour he had previously been embarrassed to think of himself as an artist and now he feels he can proclaim he's an artist. This is another step in that direction.

He has said he wanted to direct as well so he should do like Dev Patel and direct a short film.

As much as I would love to see Armie as Batman, I'm glad he's taking the route he is taking. The movies he is taking on are exciting and in my opinion are way better than a lot of the blockbusters that are coming out.

Fuck me. He used to be soo good looking.

Used to? He still is.

Personally I think he’s way hotter now that he’s got a bit of scruffiness and age on him.

R339 agreed. He looks more manly and not "pretty".

Agree, he is hot to death.

Maybe that's why Lizzie is so skinny. It's got to be a lot stress knowing your husband can have anyone he wants without trying. She's older too.

R341 Armie was the one who chased her though! She shouldn't worry so much because I think he really does love her and I'm sure he admires all she does for him and their kids. She shouldn't be insecure at all.

Ewwww

R343 is just pathetic. We don’t care at Liz....but you seem to...a lot. Envy is never attractive.

Ok, I detest the woman and will keep making fun of her basic bitchiness, but it looks like she's gained some weight. Good for her.

Plus, note how people can fangirl on mrs H and the crazies say nothing... But don't trigger them cause they need their safe space.

Mrs H has a cute waist! And the weight gain looks good on her. I think this vacation has been good for her.

Are you people for real? She looks terrible, as usual.

Incidentally, what flag is that at R343?

R348 I see a bit more meat on her. Maybe this was an intervention for both her and Leandra after all. One can only hope.

BTW I did some digging and found older threads of this guy

Bitchy and fun not ruined by the fangirl police posing as an anti-tumblr bulshit.

I also found this on PR and fangirling at DL

Use your critical thinking. Don't need to be a genius to know what's going on here.

No r350, we, the school denizens of DL who are gay men, want you and your ilk, who are sad jealous cunts from Tumblr, that contribute no wit, humor, irony and cattiness to the Armie/Timmy/CMBYN threads, but instead contribute obsessive jealousy of Armie’s wife, barely literate shit posts between two fat and tragic girls, and, most of all, YOU ARE BORING AS SHIT.

Get your ass back to Tumblr. You are not wanted here. You are an embarrassment.

Sure thing fangirl. Keep policing to disprove my point you sad fucker. I'm not on Tumblr so I don't care for your stupid bullshit. Want to turn a DL thread on a boring news post site.

Oi....sad cunt at r352...start your own about Elizabeth Hammer where you can hate on her to your greasy hearts content. We don’t about Liz’s Instagram when she’s not with Armie. Do you not understand that, you boring little shit bag?

R353 Okay sweetie we'll stop. We promise. Do you also want to tell me what I can say about Armie too? Nothing too rough for your sensitive ears right?

I just read that the story of "Home Shopper" was conceived by Leigh Whannell (Saw, Insidious, Upgrade). It seems like it could be a headfuck. I hope Dev releases it online.

R356 LOL! He's really selling that infomercial host shtick! I too would like to see more.

To R355 you’re a hater. From your posts one can clearly see you shit on both of them. You’re not on tumblr, my dear? Then, you’re a middle aged old black woman from LSA. Why are you on this thread if you don’t like him? Oh, I know, don’t tell me....

No you fucking retard. I'm nothing of the above and if you read my posts you would know. I've been on DL before cause I like the juicy bitchy gossip and you are right it's been ruined you crazy fangurl! Why do you need to police when people say something bitchy about this actor and the plastic wife? Do you feel personally attacked people don't worship your dear god the same way you do? Well I have news for you shitface, this is a gossip site, if people wanna badmouth dear Armie and Liz they will. I happen to like the guy, find him a hot piece of ass, but if I wanna have a good laugh at his ridiculous tweets or at the Stepford wife I will. You hear me you fucking moron. I WILL.

R359 LOL you don’t find him hot, you just posted that he looks like shit at 32. And linking every ig picture of wifey is not gossip. You still need to learn some more.

So, Fernanda sit, girl!

Dumb piece of fangirl shit. I don't have to explain to you how I find him hot. You homophobic twat. If I used to find him hotter a couple of years ago or if I think he's aging fast. Do I have to pass a test on your cult to see if I truly think he's hot and like him? Do you see me linking posts of Elizabeth Chambers Hammer? Cause it's not me. But if I wanna gossip on this chick ditching the hubbie and kids to go on a cruise with the bulimic friends do you think I need permission from the fangurl police? Fuck off.

R362 My dear Fernanda, it looks like you also don’t know what I wrote or what I explained in my first post. It’s not hard to get the fucking message. So, Fernanda Fernandita the one who should FUCK OFF is you!

So go hunt your own kin on tumblr or wherever and leave ME THE FUCK ALONE.

mimi leder went to see Armie's play

That's really awesome that he's getting support from people he worked with! It shows how much people in the industry like him.

Somebody gotta tell that girl she is Marzia

Lol!

Mrs H is hooking up with strangers use her her Story.

This could be the beginning of a 21st century Looking for Mr Goodbar.

R367 that's funny! Do you have a link to that IG account? I'd like to see what else they have, but when I click on the video it only plays and doesn't open a new tab/window.

R370 this is the account

R371 thanks!

Nice view of Armie's ass!

Armie's family is coming to New York! I guess he wanted them to not come see the show during opening/first week because of nerves. We're probably going to see him be a lot more happy since his family will be around him.

Ummm he might be talking about his children, not his parents. Stickwoman appears to still be on the SS Marrow.

I imagine he includes his children when he says family.

Will Straight White Man #1 Viktor Hammer take in the show?

R373 fuuck! The link to Armie's ass is not working! No fun!

That tweet to the fans at the stage door is really cool. This guy is gold.

Now where the link?

R374 what are you talking about? He seemed very happy since the opening with all the rave reviews and friends around him. Sure, he loves his kids but his work gives him satisfaction too otherwise he could stay home and read stories to them 24/7.

Didn't his mother say she was coming again? Probably in-laws or his mother and travelling with the kids.

R373 R374 they're snapping pictures of Armie's butt. Ha! Broadway's rear of the year.

R379 there were some pictures of him from earlier this week and last week where he looked kind of down. I assumed it was because he was missing his kids. I am glad that he is getting good reviews for the play and that his film career is flourishing.

Also, I did say "a lot more happy." didn't imply that he was totally and completely glum.

He received great review in Time this week. The play itself also received good notice. The theater reviewer really liked Armie in the play.

What is his character like?

R384 He’s playing Drew who’s a young novelist and the youngest of the brothers.

Armie will be on seth meyers tonight

R313 Obviously CMBYN relaunched Armie's career and brought him a lot of new fans who fell in love with the film, with Oliver and the beautiful romance between Oliver and Elio. But never forget that TC owes everything to that movie. I don't really sees fans getting overly crazy about HSN or whatever... they always revert back to Elio and posting gifs of their wet kisses...it's like a James Bond situation. .. very hard to separate Pierce Brosnan or Daniel Craig from 007. In short, double-edged sword to all involved...not Armie in particular. Actually it may be easier for Armie to crossover...just my two cents.

[quote] On the afternoon that I saw the show, a group of girls sitting behind me kept murmuring, “He’s so beautiful,” whenever Hammer did something physical and outsized, and he is beautiful, a matinée idol with a soul, but that’s another issue: how can an actor with soul attach himself to something that’s soulless?

Cause he is a whore who will act on anything. At least they can't say his performance is bad.

[quote]Cause he is a whore who will act on anything.

That's a bit judgmental. However, Armie did say in a recorded interview within the past year that his "standards are so low that he will literally work with anyone." I think he likes the process of filmmaking more than the promotion of it. He always seems to have a grand old time on set and his co-stars/crew tend to really like him. I think he loves that atmosphere and thrives in that environment. I don't think he did SWM to be a whore but for the experience.

Nah, you dummie. I'm quoting him. He said he was a complete whore. He seems to be proud of the fact. Good for him

If he said that, then he was probably being sarcastic, no? You took him literally?

Not gonna whore shame Armie. If he says he is one. I am happy for him.

If he's a whore, then he's got some good taste in work.

R391 is probably one of the dumbest users I've ever seen.

That review in the New Yorker was vicious. Still can't believe they put this play on Broadway,

“Unghhhh, unghhhhhh”

Oh no! A woman having fun on vacation! How dare she!

She always has her giant mouth open in almost all of her pics

R396 You’re really asking for that scat gif, aren’t you?

You can drop the God complex, you pathetic gash.

R400 And you can drop your trolling and posting every single shit about that woman. So my dear troll, you’re not worthy of a name, but I’ll call you Poop.

The only pathetic one is you r400.

R398 the open mouth smile, aka the frozen laugh, is her "look at me I'm so happy" face for the camera a la Monroe. Show her a camera and she'll give you that look, she's like the Pavlo's dog. The poor thing was never a good actress. That's established, move on.

Mrs H now cooing over the children she abandoned for her selfish vacation.

Funny how the Naseebs girl still vacationing, Mrs Hammer could've obviously left a day or two later and still get her week vacation, but she had to leave the day of her husband's premiere cause yeah, who the fuck cares about premieres.

Mrs H post screengrabs from Seth Meyers and Armie is bloated as fuck.

Ummmm my mother has gone on vacations without us before and I wouldn't call that selfish. Stop judging Elizabeth so harshly. People are allowed to have fun on their own once in a while. And why are you judging Elizabeth so much for not being around the kids when Armie isn't around the kids all that much?

Even the other mothers brought their kids on the boat.

Taking 7 days away from those kids when she is with them 24/7 all year is not a big deal.

R406 why do you only come here to post negative comments about Armie's appearance?

To be fair Leandra also left the twins back home, though she was with the hubbie so I guess they were sort of honeymooning. Now, solo vacations? Sure. I know some people that take them. I hope to see Armie doing it too! Maybe with a couple of friends and tight bathing suits. But this woman went on a solo vacation the day of her husband's premiere when she could easily go later. What a shitty thing to do and how bad it made him look.

Oi....demented twat at r408/r406/r404/r396/r343/rinfinity your overwhelming jealousy about Liz’s life, her body, her marriage, her kids, her money and the fact that she’s actual friends is quite sad. SAAADD AND PATHETIC.

If you weren’t stinking up Armie thread, we would feel sorry for you. But instead, you’re an annoyance, a bit of dog shit that we scrape off our shoe. You need to die already. Just die, painfully. No one on DL will miss, and no one in real life will miss you. Because obsessive cunts are not loved... not loved at all.

What about the peek-a-boo pit hair in OP's photo of Armie???

You know she was thrilled when she saw the photos of him looking all sad at his opening night curtain call.

He looks great. Very dapper.

LOL Naseebs is hanging with Naomie Harris now that Liz is back home. You know she timed it to keep thirsty Liz away from her.

The bright white shirt makes his fat face look even fatter. He should have worn solid darks all the way.

R416. This is the Armie, not a thread devoted to to Mrs Hammer’s friends who she is not even with now.

Your hatred for Elizabeth Hammer is astounding...she doesn’t know you exist and she wouldn’t even care if you were dying in front of her.

We wouldn’t care either.

Unghhh, unghhhh!

Loser ^

R387 Hot Summer Nights got a lot of attention for a poorly reviewed straight to VOD film and that was solely down to Timmy's involvement. His stans obsess over Lady Bird too and are already talking about Beautiful Boy more than Armie stans are talking about Sorry to Bother You.

Can people stop talking about the french mouse in this thread? His stans are so annoying they can go fuck themselves

Timmy’s fans are for the most part very young and very enthusiastic. He’s new and exciting so of course they’re going to obsess over and love everything he does. Armie has been around for years, is older and married. Idk why anyone would expect his fans to show the same kind of zeal that Timmy’s fans do. It’s comparing apples and oranges.

[quote]It’s comparing apples and oranges.

I applaud your restraint. You could have written "apples and peaches" but you didn't.

Amrie seems to be more down to earth genuine compared to other Hollywood actors. He doesn’t come across as a Phong person and I really like him for that. Not like mister Superman Henry Cavill, Phong as phuck.

Phong = phony

sorry typo

R423 For the most part, they're the same group of people. Most of Armie's most passionate fans come from CMBYN too, hence him signing peaches and books at the stage door for his play. Therefore if Timmy's stans are young, so are Armie's. (Personally think CMBYN fans seem to be a wide range of ages considering the movie is aimed at adults but younger people like it too).

And it's not just stans, it's the media too. Timmy has been basically off the radar for two months, both on social media and in terms of photos etc. yet the media are obsessively posting articles about him (even doing weekly Timothee Chalamet updates) compared to Armie who in that time has actually had a movie and a play released and is using social media regularly. When he does make talk show appearances, they're more interested in asking him about CMBYN and whether he still talks to Timmy.

So yeah I don't know how anyone can truly believe that it will be a smoother transition for Armie to Timmy into other films. People seem genuinely excited to see Chalamet in Beautiful Boy, Little Women, Dune, The King whereas with Armie it's just like so when is that sequel happening. Probably doesn't help that the projects Armie is signing on to are far less exciting on paper but even with Sorry to Bother You which has done well both critically and financially no one seems to really care about his involvement in it.

He looks radiant in the white shirt

Armie and Elizabeth are arguing with someone who said they’re going to unfollow Elizabeth because of the way she dresses the kids.

R427 but Armie hasn't signed in to any new projects other than the nola film.He is doing Broadway & every review insist on how good he is in that. Ppl can't really talk directly about how Armie is the best part of sorry to bother you because it's a predominantly black film & the politics don't support it.

R430 He's also signed onto that film with Anthony Mackie, or at least as much as Chalamet has signed onto Dune (when these articles get released, it's almost definite that they're doing it).

I'm not talking about people saying how good people are, I'm not talking about film or theatre critics. I'm talking about general hype and buzz around an actor and their projects. And it's just really incomparable between the two.

R429 For the love, why can’t they ignore these randos? It just makes them look petty and thin-skinned.

Also, I’m confused - how did the kids get to NYC? Did the betas or another family member fly them there and then disappear? Or the nanny whom we never see but who has to exist?

R431 That news is not final, because neither variety or Hollywood reporter reported it. Negotiations are maybe underway though. But as it has been said, timmy is new, of course the buzz around him is bigger. When Armie broke out with the social network in 2011,the buzz was similar. Check out magazine profiles of him from that time, titled Hollywood 's next big star. He was cast opposite Leo di caprio in a clint eastwood movie. That goodwill was wasted on the lone ranger, but now the industry is taking him seriously again. So yeah their career trajectories, right now, are not comparable

R433 hollywood's next big star? i think they were talking more about the oscar nominated jesse eisenberg and the cute, snubbed andrew garfield aka the next spider-man at that time. the social network obviously raised his profile hugely because he was basically an unknown beforehand but even his role in j. edgar was still a supporting role.

post-cmbyn, timothee has signed onto three films. two lead roles, one supporting. working with three directors who have all directed actors to oscar nominations in the past, two of whom are two of the most hyped directors around in film circles.

armie has signed onto two films, one lead, one supporting by two directors who have directed three films between them, none of which are particularly known.

i'm not trying to shame armie's career here by any means, he's doing well and i think he's aware of his limitations as an actor and i respect him for stepping down from the blockbusters and doing projects he cares about. but the point i was arguing against was that armie will find it easier to transition away from cmbyn and i would argue that that is absolutely not the case since it feels like timothee has already done that. the only way in which he hasn't is in terms of delivering a performance that equals or betters the one he gave in that film which may take a while.

You really can see why people think she's a cunt when she replies to people on social media. It smacks of insecurity. Meanwhile, Armie is looking fine. Loving his scruffy stage door appearances.

Armie literally replied to her too. So I guess they're both insecure cunts.

I just saw that R436 - the whole exchange is embarrassing really. As hot as he is, he comes off like an arrogant douche on social media.

I really think he’s super defensive of Elizabeth because he knows most people, whether they are his fans or not, really dislike her. And that’s also why he’s always leaving embarrassingly saccharine comments on her IG pictures and just generally being so extra when it comes to her.

Eh I don't think most people dislike her at all though, it's a vocal minority. There are a lot of famous guys out there whose wives get far more hate left on their IGs than Elizabeth does.

*wives or girlfriends I should say.

That comment also insinuated they are making their kids unhappy- that's not okay

He should keep trolling their asses off. It’s true, it’s typical of fans to go after the actor’s spouse, but why should he just take it and be quiet about it. I’m laughing my ass off when he exposes them on SM. First the fictional Marzia girl, then that chinese delulu. You can clearly see who are the people who write all that shit. Oh, and wait the Brazilian cunt as well, who sometimes posted on here...ugh. Back to Armie and him transitioning, he in comparison with Tim has an advantage his physique. He can book a variety of roles with a different age range. But, yeah, he needs another acclaimed role in order for fans to stop always bringing up that peach nonsense. Maybe this will come with fall. HM is a really intriguing movie and Patel has been great in all his movies so far.

The fans are doing the same. They will keep trolling. I guess that's the everyday shit armie was talking about. Or what else could it be?

Have they deleted the comments? I can’t see them anymore

The woman who left the comment probably deletid it out of embarrassment which would in turn get rid of all the replies automatically.

The Hammers have both shown themselves to be grotesque in their social media interactions, always appearing extremely thin skinned and entitled. As much as people try to defend him, it goes back to that NY Times profile of Young Jean Lee and how he treated her in public, there is simply a nastiness in him that you cannot overlook.

What do you mean by 'how he treated her in public'?

R446 Agreed, he is no better than Elizabeth at all and people only lie to themselves that he is because he's a hot guy.

They're not evil people but they're ignorant and self-obsessed. And yes both insecure in different ways (him with his mommy issues/career, her with her image).

R447 It was wrote about that she went to the Sorry to Bother You premiere and he promised to introduce her to Boots Riley, Chris Rock etc. at the afterparty but that when they went over to them he just forgot about her and ignored her existence to talk to them to the point where eventually she gave up and moved to another group. Also that an assistant put a beer into his hand and he didn't even acknowledge that it had happened.

But what did he exactly say?. The comments have been deleted and those of us who are in different timezones have missed all this wonderful drama.

It was something like:

Woman: Are you on vaction I couldn't tell? I love @armiehammer and thought I would love your account but no. Stop dressing your kids in smocked clothes when they're dying to wear something else. Have to unfollow.

Elizabeth: Your mistake is thinking you know what my children are 'dying' to wear and thinking I care what you think. Go spread your misery elsewhere.

Armie: You're unfollowing my wife because of how our children dress...? @elizabethchambers not sure how you'll get over this, let me know if you need to talk.

R450 So ferocious hahahahahaha

I agree with r446 and r448. And they totally care. Why else would they answer?

R452 Of course they care. They’ve cared since forever lol. They’re just wired that way. You can’t do much about it.

Well don't answer then. Be best! Lol. And don't lie that you don't care about the fat middle aged fans who are poor and don't have cute kids. Also, lol at r453

Aww that thing about the playwright being ignored is actually really bad :(((

R455 I think people have too many expectations from him at this SM interaction department. Of course, many would advise him to play it cool, be classy, shake it off, at the end of the day who cares? News flash, he can’t do it. He’s always needed a brain to mouth filter so deal with it. It’s his way of dealing with them. Others disappear from SM, he, on the contrary, gives them something to talk about. You can’t change these people. And I can include Liz in this as well.

Some people don't need to be on twitter. If you have no impulse control, it's time to get off. If you also are not posting anything positive or helpful, don't post anything at all. I'm glad things are looking up for Hammer though. I've really liked his recent career trajectory choices.

For a bunch of old queens who don't like him that much, u guys sure bitch about him a lot

R458 Again, Armie has always been wired that way and I’m amazed that people still bring up his SM interactions and bitch about his antics. He’s like that. Leave him be. Support his work.

People seek validation and attention through social media and are 'shocked' when they get criticized? Really? They're happy to soak up all the love, but they can't handle a few negative comments? Uh, okay.

Listen, this silly twat begs to get flamed when she dresses her kids like Shirley Temple and acts the fool while on vacation, prancing around in frilly dresses WAY too young for her middle aged ass. Her entire social media presence is carefully curated to brag about and flaunt a very privileged life. She has to expect to get the side eye once in a while.

I was referring to the wife. You are right. People don't care if they bring peaches to Broadway. You can't change the tumblrinas too. And you can actually train yourself so you get that filter. Or facials are more important? If you have the money you can do better. Or be annoyed (armie deals with shit everyday according to one if his latest interviews).

Everyone deals with shit everyday. That's life.

Armie is melodramatic and bratty so it doesn't surprise me that the guy who had a premature mid life crisis because he didn't get nominated for an Oscar thinks his life is so bad and he must tell everyone.

he must have been offered better fare than this tepid play to be in.....odd he chose this one....

ide see him in any dam thing

the stud has charisma and a hot cock ass and head.

They are perfect and lead a perfect life. R463 or do they... Hmm.

why do u shits dwell on the wife????

its him we want to fuk suk and kiss.... STOP POSTING HER SHIT

People can say what they want about Elizabeth but she'd never go in a slump, gain weight, start wearing tracksuits obsessively, refuse to complete certain work obligations and walk around looking miserable 24/7 because of a minor career setback like he did.

One can lose weight when depressed. She looks plenty miserable. The mouth is smiling but the eyes aren't. He also works very hard -- think the wife went on a vacation alone. All the promo, filming, the play. Now more promo.

R468 What work obligations did he fail to do? I don't think he much cared about the lack of Oscar nom either.

Nick says Elizabeth is the busiest person he knows, not Armie.

R470 He refused to go to Tokyo to promote the film. It clearly wasn't Timothee that cared enough to say no, I'm sure he would have liked to visit Japan and he was still on a high from the Oscars.

And he clearly cared, his whole demeanor changed within a day.

R472. I wasn't paying attention to his demeanor after Oscar announcements, but if he was disappointed I don't see the big deal I guess. And I don't know why he didn't want to go to Tokyo but I can't fault a guy for not doing one promo in Tokyo after he literally spent over 12 months(!) promoting the film. The amount of press and interviews they both did was insane.

R473 Because he turned into an unprofessional slop for the European promo tour and stuck out like a sore thumb amongst Timothee and Luca who were normal. And if he didn't want to go he shouldn't have agreed to it in the first place and then backed out.

r468 but he's been gaining weight and looking miserable since, with the exception of a few weeks after the play started previews. I guess he's still not over the Oscar snub then. /eyeroll

No he hasn't, his weight has been fine other than the usual fluctuations, he's been making effort with how he dresses and he looks perfectly normal in interviews. He has naturally sad eyes which people don't seem to get even after all this time but when he's actually talking to someone he looks perfectly happy, unlike during the European promo tour when he would slump back on his chair with his legs wide open refusing to smile and barely answering questions.

R453 how dare you compare those fabulous drag queens to Elizabeth

The latest interaction of IG brings us back to Anne Helen Peterson’s argument, that there is a cravenness to Armie Hammer that makes it hard to take him seriously as an artist and a movie star. The Real Housewife-in-training wife is merely an extension of the thirst and cravenness that he daren't show himself, but he obviously doesn’t try to it a stop to.

r476 In the Italian press conference and that facebook live with Timmy and Luca he seemed more grumpy but after he was fine. Watch the french interviews with Timmy, he talks and laughs a lot there. And he doesn't look happy, not like he looked a year or two ago. Keep telling yourself he does.

R479 He was still wearing those tracksuits and not sitting upright actively answering questions and being enthusiastic like he had been weeks earlier. He and Timothee are close so it doesn't surprise me that he managed to get him to crack a few smiles (and he was clearly making painstaking effort to at points) but there was still a big difference. I'm saying this as someone that saw him in person at London Film Festival in October and then saw him that week of European promo at the Soho Curzon Q&A. Huge difference between the two.

And I don't know what you're talking about, he looked perfectly happy on Seth Meyers, on all his talk shows recently, at the stage door. A fewphotos of sad eyes on opening night don't mean anything.

he is the most desired leading man in the bizness….leading ladys have him at the top of their fuk list.....he is top notch, blue chip, cock banging leader of the dam pack.

r480 sure enough. The pics of him looking sad and miserable don't mean anything but him wearing tracksuits for a week means he was seething with jealousy and bitterness, okay Pollyanna.

R482 Didn't say anything about jealousy but he literally admitted that he started wearing tracksuits because he was sick of promoting CMBYN and that he couldn't be bothered to make effort at that point. Do you really think if he'd been nominated and had a chance to win an Oscar he would have done that?

pick pick pick

u queens who nit pick our god hammer

he is a hot piece of cock and ass,,,,,THE BEST

R483 As ridiculous as it sounds, a part of me thinks he still would have worn those suits. He seems to give no fucks sometimes, and a lot of fucks other times. I think the grueling promo of CMBYN was just too much for him there near the end and he still would've worn them to be comfy, Oscar nom or no.

There's no way. People are on their best behavior when they're trying to win an Oscar.

All the media reported on it as him reacting to being snubbed too, it was just obvious.

Liz has posted new video from her vacation!

his hairy butthole tastes like apricot preserves::::MAGNIFICENT.

The seth meyers interview is out part 1

Part 2

Armie got married so young I wish he stayed single until he was famous cus I bet he would have dated some interesting women (deducing that from his supposed fascination with bdsm lol)

Nah he got that out of his system young and if it wasn't Elizabeth he'd have settled down with someone else. He wanted to do that young.

It's not too late, R491. Does he like knives?

LOL @ the passive aggression at 1:30 in R490

"I have NO idea how she does it and she thinks I'm an idiot" (....but she lost $200,000 by being clueless about how to run a business)

R406 Damn. He IS bloated... Next to Seth Meyers who is 44. Still hot tho.

To coexist ( LSA girl) who thinks that everything bad that happens in this world is Armie’s fault. And, in this case, even that fucking Tokyo promo tour, because of course it was Armie, the Satan, who didn’t want to keep on, not because of scheduling conflicts or Sony. It’s Armie all day long, don’t you know? GIRL, GO BACK TO LSA AND STAY THERE? YOU CAN SHIT ON HIM ALL DAY LONG THERE!

YOU BLACK CUNTS NEED TO GO BACK TO LSA! These are 100% the girls who shit on Armie.

Oooooh the troll is a racist! OMG!

No wonder she likes Elizabeth so much.

GO GET YOURSELVES FUCKED FOR GOOD!

TO bitchstolemyvapepen, she’s the one writing turd bakery. You’re still here, honey?

i'm not from LSA. And Armie himself said it was him that didn't want to go to Tokyo.

I don't think 'everything' is his fault and on the whole he conducts himself fine. But that whole little meltdown was not a good look and I'm not gonna apologize for you hearing some hard truths about your imaginary boyfriend.

R500 how did you manage to go see Sorry to Bother You with your white hood and all?

Will you be attending the next Bird Bakery cross burning?

To R501 It was the whole crew, not only Armie. Check your facts because you’re being obtuse. And if you’d read my posts, you could have clearly seen that I’m not his defender. The past 50 posts of this thread went to shit as usual.

You are Elizabeth, aren't you. Lol.

R490 Okay, so the nerds are doing better than he is, but his wife is the national champion and she is obviously not doing better than him? A lot of passive aggressive shit again.

R506 Shhhhhhh, just keep it a secret, I don’t want it to be spread. You know, erm, haters and all those specimen who can’t deal with my awesomeness.

I wonder if Liz was surprised when The Birth of a Nation didn't receive Golden Globe nominations for Best Comedy. She thought it was hilarious!

To my dear Poop, in other words R510, here I found your bestie. Have fun and let me know how it went, kisses!

Had you taken medical classes, you wouldn't find those gifs entertaining. Armie doesn't read DL but the wifey does a source has stated.

R512 Omg, my gifs, they’re not entertaining! MARY! Just hold on, scat is on its way! Don’t thank me!

lmao.

R512 Wait what? She reads DL? Well that would explain a lot.

Are you people fucking dumb or what? What kind of source would know if she reads DL? If she did why the fuck would she tell anyone? Get a grip.

R504 The only people scheduled to go were Timothee and Armie as Luca had always planned to go straight back to Milan after the Oscars to finish work on Suspiria. When asked in interviews if they were sick of promoting, Timothee always said no, even after Armie had said yes and it makes sense considering Timothee basically continued to promote the film for the months following while Armie pretended it didn't exist for six weeks or so. Why would Timothee not want to visit Japan for the first time? Armie was obviously the one to say no.

Sure I read DL! Unghhhh, unghhhh!

R508 Why are you taking clear jokes and offhand comments so seriously and literally? It's weird.

To R520 It wasn’t like that. Not everything Armie wants is done. So, again, it wasn’t hos fault and you’re being obtuse.

Also, you can clearly see that this thread has already been invaded by the girls. The level of stupidity reached its peak again.

R523 If Armie refuses to go then Timmy isn't gonna go on his own. You can believe what you want but it's pretty obvious, I doubt they both suddenly decided they didn't want to go at the same time after both signing up for it.

R524 NO, Sony was the one that decided that the Tokyo promo would no longer be done for various reasons. There’s no Armie, no Tim, no Luca. These guys are just pawns.

Yes Sony decided not to promote the film in order to make more money. Makes so much sense.

R526 You’re really going off a tangent there. They already promoted that goddamn movie plenty! Even that wife of his sent a message to a fan writing that she can’t wait to go to Tokyo. There were other reasons, get it!

She didn't say anything about can't wait, she just answered a question if they were going and said yes.

Again Armie literally said that he'd said no to going and changed his mind.

At the end of a promo tour Sony cant punish him for not doing the last little bit. He'd already been paid, campaigned and so on.

R520 they were supposed to go to Japan in mid aoril By that time, Armie had begun shooting in nola & timmy had gone to london to prepare for the king.

R529 No it was the week after Austin. Armie didn't go to NOLA until late April and Timmy didn't go to London until May.

Leave R528 to their own devices. They’re the only user still pushing this narrative. Listen here, believe what you want, it’s no use reasoning with you!

I do believe what I want, what makes sense and what Armie himself says to be the truth. Thanks.

Stop posting these things what are u a 12 year old

Ungggggh, unghhhhhh!

R522 Uhmmm This is DL bitch? Why are YOU taking my comments seriously? Do his comments sound very natural and spontaneous to you? THEN GREAT. I laugh cause here we know that bakery lost hundreds of thousands of dollars! And yet they go on national TV and talk about what a great business it is and what a genius CEO Elizabeth is. No bitches! We know your clueless management would have bankrupted a middle class family that is serious about having a business.

And why are people talking about stuff that happened over six months ago? Fucking fangirls.

LOL the stupid bitch doesn't even realize we can turn off the image preview function.

R532 The truth can be twisted. It’s not black or white. Give it a thought!

R536 I don't care what you think about their business but the fact that you think he's being passive aggressive when making lighthearted jokes is beyond weird and overanalytical.

R537 Again, you can still see when the thread goes to SHITTTTTTTT again and again because of you SLUTS!

'Black cunts'? Seriously?

We are now a week into the Anti-Tumblrina's self-appointed regime on this thread. A week of non-stop threats, berating, 'correcting' and otherwise out of control behavior that is supposedly in the service of ridding DL of the assorted annoying fangurls who have migrated here from Tumblr and elsewhere. Let's assess where we stand now...

The Tumblrinas and others are still here. Elizabeth, the kids and Armie's assorted crew are still being discussed. Some people are still expressing opinions that - gasp! - may or may not be complimentary towards Armie and/or his work. Nothing has changed on any of those fronts. The main difference is that in addition to the fangurls, we now have to deal with an unhinged, racist authoritarian who is hellbent on controlling every letter typed by anyone who posts on this thread. This woman is NOT Muriel and has not been deputized by Muriel as far as I know, so where the sense of entitlement to do these things comes from is anyone's guess.

If we were having issues before, we are full-on circling the drain now. I have no idea why Muriel is allowing this to continue - she probably isn't even paying attention at the moment - but I do know that none of the thread's problems are being solved by all this bullshit and in fact, it's become even more of a mess. None of this is getting us any closer to the way the old Armie threads used to be - it's just taking us further down the road to total chaos, basically. On top of all that, straight-up racism too? For fuck's sake.

One of the big complaints against the Tumblrinas is their bandwidth-wasting chatroom-style posts. How is the posting of numerous scat links and other gif crap in a row any different? All of it is wasting DL's resources, running through these threads even faster and risking our ability to talk about Armie at all here. I've argued long and hard in the past that we shouldn't be punished for the actions of trolls and should be allowed to have a thread for Armie, but maybe it really is time to just shut these threads down for good. Stop the madness.

No need to fly into hysterics ;) r540

R541 Well, my dear, then let’s close this thread and all the others, don’t you find it appealing? If we can’t have a thread, neither will the Tumblrinas and the LSA girls.

I knew this place would have a meltdown because he talked about Elizabeth & not the fangirls' precious chlamydia timmy. Also R541 u r the one who is destryoing the thread right now with those pics. Pls take ur medication. U may think u r defending Armie but it is having the opposite effect

In all honesty though. Why hasn't Muriel closed this thread? That crazy lunatic has tried everything to get it closed and still nothing.

Nope, I’m not defending anyone. You’ve already ruined it with the same shit talk about wife, Tokyo promo tour, etc. Right now you’re talking about literally NOTHING. Just spitballing.

Whats the point? People just find a new one to invade.

Agree with r541. The Armie/Timmy/Cmbyn threads will always be invaded by LSA cunts and rock stupid Tumblr twats. I would like to talk about Armie and Timmy, the old threads were very fun and informative, but that’s in the past and it’s ruined forever. And I don’t want DL to be turned into a Tumblr shit hole.

I’m doing to spam anti trans memes in this thread and all future threads, because that is the one the subject which will get a thread closed down.

Anti Tumblr Crusader, you’ve fought the good fight, but now it’s only the scorched earth option

R547 And I really hope Muriel goes on a banning spree, but he won’t do it because these girls are just here, in these threads. So he doesn’t give a shit about them

Spam this thread ( and all the future ones if they keep on with their shit) with something that will trigger Muriel HARD! DON’T HOLD BACK!

B6l wliwkom mnogo dymaete o cebe.

Anti-Tumblrina, what you seem unable to process is that you have become every bit the problem these other women are, just on the flipside. You have no authority to control this thread or dictate to the posters here, and your own behavior is ban-worthy. If you ever had any high ground, you lost it a long time ago.

Anti-t has such an ego. Has done the controlling for ages. Not only on DL. I'm talking years. He's 100% sure about his opinion or knowledge.

R552 it’s the nuclear option.

Neither the Anti Tumblr Crusader or I chose this, but the insipid and relentless Tumblarina cunts and that certain LSA twat are not going away.

So no more threads about Armie and Timmy. It is extremely frustrating and kinda sad. I am a big fan of both the Golden Colossos and the French Mouse, and I would love to talk about them in a witty, sane and adult fashion, but these invading idiots have foreclosed that.

I'm not from tumblr or LSA, I just like DL style gossip. Can people link how these past glorious threads were before the crazy people took over?

Thanks for the support R554. I really appreciate it.

To R555 just search Armie Hammer part 1 on DL. You’ll get it.

New Muriel! Look!

An article which shows a non binary trans in a negative light.

New Muriel!

BULIMIA FRAU

New Muriel!

Jacob Tobia! You know Jacob. This article dares to point out that he is HIDEOUS and UNFUCKABLE.

Anti tumblrina, It seems to me u are doing this not because u are fed up of tumblr or lsa girls, but because u can't have chlamydia timmy threads. So u have decided there would be no armie threads too.

Couldn't find part 1. Went to part 2 and yeah I found a lot of Armie pics looking yummy, still a lot of talk on Mrs H. And people could speculate about Armie being an alcoholic without 7 or 8 angry fangirls replying. The best part was people not bringing up the chlamydia kid every other post.

New Muriel!

These non binary (obviously straight) names are stated in this NYT article. You deleted a thread about this before.

Now delete a thread containing this article now!

R561 Yep. They were fun.

To R560 No, I’m not doing it for that. In fact, I’ll spam the BB film thread as well if people don’t talk about the movie which is the topic of that thread and convert it into a Tim fan club thread. And this time with Trans memes.

[quote] [R49] Every gossip thread is getting grayed out. There are trolls who have their mission to shut down any gossip on DL. They took over another thread and spammed it with posts about Abe Vigoda.

[quote] Oh goody, the site will now become just porn gifs and posts about why someone doesn't like bagels.

So are these the threads that were so much better and are you the same spammer?

New Muriel!

An article about your favorite, Alok Vaid-Menon! You deleted several threads which were critical of him in the past, and this article dares to question if he had a voice in the street harassment that women are subject to every day. Alok is seeking to turn the spotlight on him, rather that actual bio women, like usual.

Close down this thread!

R564 Don’t know if that is directed to me, but I’m not. I’m not a troll unlike what the cunts might think. Just ignore my posts and you’ll see.

R564

Please, graying out is no problem. It happens all the time.

What is a problem is shit posting by these idiotic Tumblr gay girls and the black dyke endless “contributions” to the last 5 Armie threads are stupid one liners about Elizabeth’s Instagram.

They have wrecked taking about Armie for the last 3 months, and now they will denied a forum for this inexcusable crap.

Excuse me, my post should have read “idiot Tumblr FAT girls”.

Because there’s no way that these girls are gay.

Get out of Data Lounge....you don’t belong here.

R567 Totally agree. They have fucking 4 SM platform, they have blogs, why do they have to get DL as well? It’s insane. Stay in your lane.

The anti-Tumblrina crusader has ended up being every bit as deranged and tedious as the people she's purportedly fighting. I've read and participated in most of the Armie threads but this is pointless. Ban these cunts, Muriel, and do away with all the Armie and the Timothée threads, nobody cares anymore.

New Muriel!

You deleted this article about a non binary freak wearing hot weather “appropriate” clothes in London.

Consistency demands that you close down this thread as well!

R579 yep, it’s a sad day.

But it has come to this. And neither I, or the Anti Tumblr Crusader, are backing down.

I have many devices, all with multiple browsers. Ban me, and I’ll clear my cookies, and spam the new Armie thread with anti trans memes and articles that are guaranteed to set the new Muriel off.

Unnnngh, unghhhhh!

R573 Poop, you need to get along with Pee.

R573 do your childhood daily bearings at the hands of your parents have anything to do with why your such a sad cunt? Your mom must have cursed the day when the coat hanger she rammed up her cooch had failed to abort you. Did you make unnngh, unnngh! sounds while she was beating you ? Did you make unnngh, unnngh! while kids were daily beating you when you went to school, only to again make unnngh, unnngh! sounds when your parents got home?

What the heck is LSA? It seems that this thread is being targeted by the russians too? All this shite has absolutely nothing to do with Armie. Can anyone just delete the non-related stuff and lets carry on from yesterday?

R576 LSA is a gossip site for black women. And yes, they come here and write shit like their counterparts and that’s why you ( since you’ve linked some interesting reviews) can’t have a thread to talk about Armie.

Bless your heart ^

He's tweeting about vulva

Also R576 Nobody can delete “shit” except Muriel. And...she’s not at home right now. That’s why VULVA fest.

Please hurry up and fill this thread, I want to be the last poster and the last post to be "Unggghhh, ungggghh"

R581 You won’t have this privilege, Poop. Go find Pee!

[quote]I have many devices, all with multiple browsers. Ban me, and I’ll clear my cookies, and spam the new Armie thread with anti trans memes and articles that are guaranteed to set the new Muriel off.

You sound deranged, and like a control freak! The anti-Tumblirina whatever, too. I rarely post, but Jesus Lord! I understand the CMBYN stans can be a bit much, but you two are acting no different, just in the opposite extreme.

No, I regret what I have done, and I regret what I am about to do r583

But it’s us or them, and I’m willing to fall on this grenade so you read threads clear of tumblr and LSA cunts in the future.

Seriously we’re sounding like a broken mantra right now. I’ve stated my point hundreds of times. There’s no need of spamming if we can go back to the style of the past threads but as it was shown that can’t be done. You’ll always go back to Liz and her shitty lifestyle, back to Armie picking fights on SM and so on, in other words bullshit, one liners, NOTHING, THE VOID. It’s a vicious circle and you can’t get out of it.

Here's the music video he just twitted about.

You know this fucking tumblerina bitch is going to end up the Human Resources frau from hell.

Is it too soon to remake CMBYN like a Star is Born. Different actors that is not so pedo. That little boy came off like a 12 year old and Mr. Hammer although looks good, looks 42 to 45.

SWM is on tdf for matinees in the month of August.

Correction: Wednesday matinees

Of course it is.

The little girl is on the subway now in her ridiculous smock with her underwear practically out.

if he had a nude scene in the dam play showing cock and butt, the play would be sold out for its run.

fools for not doing it

ONLY GAYS GO TO SEE HIM DAMMIT WITH LOVE AND SQUALOR

if u hand any idea how much producers and directors are willing to pay to have his load....u would undertand the magnitude of his STARDOM.

Unghhhh, unghhhhh!

Unghhhh, unghhhhh!

Unghhhh, unghhhhh!

Unghhhh, unghhhhh!

Unghhhh, unghhhhh!

Unghhhh, unghhhhh!