I'm in love with Armie Hammer!!!

I often lie around in bed and fantasize about sucking his cock, eating his ass and sucking his feet. Then I fantasize about him fuckin' my tight asshole and finishing by shooting his load directly into my warm, loving mouth.

Join the crowd, many of us have wanted to worship his tits cock and ass for ages....

He is our hero.

I want to be the only one.

I watched my Call Me By Your Name blu-ray last night. I'm in love all over again.

OP = Tim O'Tay

Honestly I love his nipples

Is he still someone? Or is he already forgotten?

I saw this film on a night flight from France last Friday evening.

I am not a movie goer but I was familiar with the film because I am a DLer.

I know who Armie is but I was unfamiliar with Timothee.

OK, so what's the DL take on this subject -- did Armie and Tim get it on during the filming in the interest of "method acting"? I know Hammer is married, but did they? If not, who's the current love interest for Tim?

WOW! Terrible outfit. Bad photo.

op go see his play in broadway

He either dresses like a straight guy or his wife picks out his outfits for him every morning.

I want to play with his feet so bad.

I peed next to him, and got to finish off the last of his urine, into my mouth. looked up into those hot man eyes, and pinched his nipples, he spat on me as I came onto his shoes, and licked it all off. his buddys were standing there jacking off as I did this. he so damn kool.

D.O.R.K.

I saw that entire ensemble on a mannequin at Sears just the other day.

Basic bitch, indeed.

Has Armie ever leaked a cock shot?

R16 No, that's Luca Guadagnino's private property .

where's the recent Armie thread?

Both TC and Armie's thread were closed minutes ago.

I think you guys should keep on posting here about Armie.

I just don't see it...he looks my dentist

Uff the french mouse stans always go overboard & this shit happens

R22 The thing is that this time, seriously, there was some talking involved, amd I don’t get it why it was closed...

R21 Then I want to fuck your dentist so bad

Use this thread for Armie.

These threads get canceled because you people—what do you call yourselves, "stans"?—say the dumbest things anywhere on DL. Muriel is the world's biggest fan of both Timmy and Armie, and she hates seeing them have to suffer your insipid mewlings.

That's MR. Armie Hammer!

Everyone use this thread for Armie

These threads get cancelled because of such silliness as r28.

I didn’t know they made Garanimals in adult sizes!

ide not be surprised if hung armie slung his cock around a good bit on his climb up the ladder back in the day.

would give a tit to have been one of the casting agents who got inseminated by him.

so much keen competition, its the only way to get a leg in the business, THEY ALL DID IT.

I am very happy that Armie has a mentality and acts accordingly. Yes, he has many friends who do not look kindly on his role at CMBYN, but he also has acquaintances who are known for their activism in support of gay collectives, and democracy as Adam Smalley, the producer of musical films that has become known for working on films like "The Chronicles of Narnia"

About time someone started a thread about Armie Hammer on here, OP. He doesn't get enough attention.

Yeah honey.. plenty of Armie enthusiasts around here. Take a number and wait your turn Laverne. The line starts back there -----> behind me 😁

I had him

I love you, r34! I love Armie so much it's stupid.

His thighs are insane

I want to suck him off so bad I can't stand it.

So, the last thread Hammer of God got closed.....Shall we continue Armie in this thread?

He’s dressed like a goddamn toddler in OP’s photo.

I love Armie. He's my #1 celeb crush.

Recent stage door of Armie.

R39 you're gonna get redtagged.

R39, I think it's probably time to give it up - and I'm saying that as someone who's been posting on the Armie threads for a very long time.

I don't know what set Muriel off this time - maybe it was the shit-fit of spamming by the deranged Timmybot, or the fact that somebody decided it was a good idea for us to take up even more space by having a separate thread for Mrs H. instead of keeping everything to one thread.

Oh, and in case people hadn't picked up on it, the OP/R41 is a troll.

Another review for STBY and on Armie’s character.

How did a Muriel become the gestapo captain for a gay men's website?

Why doesn't he shave his neck?

He wore shorts the other morning on Kelly and Ryan, which hiked up measurably when he sat down.

R44 The Liz thread was a HUGE mistake. Most of us want to talk about Armie when there’s news and during this summer there is. Why is the wife always brought up? Let the wife go and focus on this fine specimen of man. This is the only option in order to have a thread about him lasting. I know that back in the day nobody gave a dime about what was written in his threads, but times have changed. Muriel doesn’t like all these threads, so the best that can be done is to limit their number. Limiting the threads’ number means to focus only on the actor, talk about him when there’s news and no shitposting about the wife so let the thread rest. Let’s try?

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Isn’t he wonderful? 💕

R49 The Hammer of God thread was a huge mistake.

DL posters seem to be at war with the DL administrators.

I agree, people fill the Armie threads with repetitive dumb posts about his wife. There was actually very little Armie in those threads. Let's just limit the number of threads and posts and focus on him rather than his wife and their boring ass republican friends.

Yeah, who cares about his wife?

I wish his career would have taken off more - he's super hero material too!

R56 he was going to be Batman at 19 but then that movie got cancelled. Who knows how big he would have gotten if it were made.

If Ben Affleck leaves the Batman role, I would love for Armie to replace him.

People keep bringing up how he was slated to be Batman in a failed Justice League film but I hope he never does a superhero film.  He is much more interesting when he does roles that seem unconventional for him. It's easy and lazy to cast him as the "handsome lead". His roles in "Nocturnal Animals" and "J. Edgar" seems to be the perception casting agents have of him - that of the handsome, but bland fixture. I hope there are more notes to his Marty Ginsburg.

While Armie was great in Sorry to Bother You and Free Fire I think the real reason he's getting acclaim from critics is because he's defying expectations. When that film with Dakota Johnson comes out I don't think he'll get raves, but he gets overly praised for Sorry to Bother You because it is a departure. I think he needs to lean into the character actor realm and continue playing oddballs.

Two employees are accused of stealing $180,000 from Bird Bakery.

Armie may costar with Anthony Mackie

R60 That’s nice. So I suppose he’ll go back and forth between the shooting and the promo tour?

[quote]Muriel doesn’t like all these threads, so the best that can be done is to limit their number. Limiting the threads’ number means to focus only on the actor, talk about him when there’s news and no shitposting about the wife so let the thread rest. Let’s try?

Everyone is free to approach this however they see fit, but for me, personally, I'm tired of walking on eggshells in the threads, lest a mention of CMBYN or Liz or something else set Muriel or another poster off. The constant fretting/scolding about content and 'are we posting too much?' is sucking all the enjoyment out of the Armie threads. We've already lost most of the humor anyway - if we have all these topics and angles to Armie that are verboten and it's basically just a news thread, what the hell is the point? If you just want news about Armie's career there are better places to get it. And already people aren't sticking to the guidelines you suggest - we're having the failed Justice League movie and 'Armie should do character roles' discussions for the umpteenth time. The freshest info on this thread is the news that he's signing on for another movie and that he and Mrs H have been getting ripped off by some of their employees, but because the latter involves you-know-who, that's a non-starter.

Bottom line: Muriel is the boss and we are subject to her rules, however arbitrary and unknown they may be. And that's the point - we never know when the rug may be pulled out from under us, and in the meantime we've whittled the conversation down to its bare bones and are scuttling around like rats, trying to go undetected. Maybe it's time to stop fighting the fact that these threads are unwanted by the powers that be, however unfair that seems.

People have enough to enter an Armie Hammer thread to read mostly about his wife bakery.Who gives a shit? Anyway at this point you can talk about Putin or Croatia dominating the World Cup in this thread, because it will get shut down anyway.

R62 Take this thread as an experiment. I agree with your points, but let’s see if people stop posting about his wife’s every move ( you can check them directly on ig ) and stick to Armie, when there’s news, will this thread be closed? You said it right: a news thread. And I think this is a key factor. Every post we’ve had in the past threads was more or less about the same things all over again because to put it bluntly there was nothing to talk about so why go around in circles and have the same topics discussed ad nauseam? Having news about him let’s say back in April was a slow process because he was shooting a movie, there was no play, no STBY etc. Those threads could have stayed open till now, but were filled with wifey posts ( mundane things). Now, yes, people are tired, etc. but if the few of us stick to only one thread about Armando and talk about him when something interesting comes up, it’s 100 times better than no thread at all. The article about the bakery was fine because it was related to him as well, but the beauty routine or all the ads Liz does are useless. The talk about JL ditto. It was just 2 posts. Also, in addition to this, as far as I’ve noticed ( correct me if I’m wrong) recycled threads haven’t been deleted since April. That’s another factor to take into consideration.

In conclusion: let’s try! If even this thread gets closed or deleted with all the things above said, fine, but if it’s not, then there’s something we do right.

Stop policing what people want to talk about, it's fucking annoying. Thank you.

You must be a desperate 16 year old fag hag, OP.

Spoiler filled review of straight white men

BWAHAHAHAHA! How the fuck can a BAKERY lose $180,000 and no one notice?

But does he fart?

Armie farts perfume out of his ass.

I'm sure if you want him to fart in your mouth r69 he would.

That is pretty astonishing. It's like the entire staff was pulling money out of the cash register for a year.

Tells you that she has a lot of money and couldn't bother to pay attention.

*SHE* does not have a lot of money. Her husband's family has a lot of money. And the bakery is basically a bottomless money pit which has probably never been profitable, or somebody would have noticed this. They probably would have made more money in the stock market, or buying real estate.

It's hugely embarrassing, I'm thrilled.

R73 He’s in the real estate business as well. And I think on that front he’s doing fine. About the bakery, it has always been a side project for them or in particular for the other party.

He's not in the real estate business, he co-owns a rental property management company.

Close the threads talk about Armie, Timothee Chalamet and I wonder then what the fuck we do here. If we do not have the freedom to talk, well, that's a bit of forum shit.

He thanked someone for giving him free energy bars on his story. Will Mrs throw a fit again?

New article about STBY

If you get Armie stoned enough, he'll let you suck him off.

I know.

The other threads got closed cause the spammer was commenting on both threads as if they had done nothing. R68 Don't they mostly hire republican christians that go to church and are baking America great again? Not surprised.

She will never make money and all her businesses will be a totatl ruin, why? Easy, this lady aside from chasing her husband everywhere she does not do anything, she has no life of her own, she also lives in LA, and her business is in Texas, what business is she doing? Her main job is posing in the networks, pretending a perfect family, chasing and controlling her husband (she has shown her by attending all the tours she has done and posing on the carpet as if she were the star), so she can not take a business.

LA ppl u r in luck!

Didn't she say recently she had 100 employees? Isn't that really odd for two storefront bakeries? Maybe they only had fifty real employees and the other fifty were made up.

Armie could be sleeping around with half NYC and she would never know.

R83 yeah, it’s doing great. Boots is giving it all. The movie has reached 1M so far.

Also, on Metacritic it has risen too 80 as MetaScore and 8.6 as User score. On RT it is at 95% right now and even on imdb it has a 7.

Setttle down Tom. You won't get him

A bit of info on what's going on with Straight White Men. Nothing salacious. The piece relays that Skerritt left the play because he struggled learning lines. I still believee he's sick.

The play had a lot of dialogue is the believe he had trouble learning the lines. STBY is a really good movie.

Let's see how much thigh Armie will show on Colbert next Monday! I have high hopes!

R91 Yes! I've been wanting him back on Colbert for so long!

R84 Elizabeth lies about the number of employees.

[quote]BWAHAHAHAHA! How the fuck can a BAKERY lose $180,000 and no one notice?

Because a manager or a bookkeeper was doing it - someone who has access to the company's accounts, and can sign checks. You don't lose that kind of money from counter employees swiping $5 here and there. It just shows that for all her talk about being CEO and a super-involved owner, Elizabeth doesn't actually deal much with the BUSINESS part of her business. She picks out curtains and taste-tests.

[quote]A source with the bakery, who asked not to be named due to the open investigation, said the owners felt their trust was violated when they found out about the theft. One of the suspects worked at the bakery for about four years and was "consistently promoted," according to the source.

Bwahahahaha! Our super CEO is basically a glorified check writer who was promoting a conman/woman who knew how to suck up to her. Brill.

"Elizabeth, the sprinkle maker broke down again! I had to call the repairman so we would have sprinkles for tomorrow morning!" (phone call from Neiman Marcus shoe department)

Elizabeth....girrrrlllll....you need a better handle on this bakery business! Spend more time at the bakeries!

I saw Sorry to Bother Yous last night. I loved it! Such a great directorial debut and Armie was amazing. wish he had more screentime.

Armie said if fans sent him their theories about what happens to his characters he will confirm or deny. I sent him my theory so hopefully I get an answer!

R96 Report back, please! I’m so happy for him. This movie is really what he needed.

I'd better send him my theory then, but on a more import matter. He told ABC radio that he first wore a Sarong in his honeymoon in the French Polynesia. He enjoyed it so much that he pretty much spent his honeymoon in a Sarong. His wife was like "wtf are you doing" and he was like " I'm living my best life!". My theory is that he's freeballing underneath that Sarong. How else would a Sarong be more liberating?

Is the orange girl going out of her way to look like Trump in the R93 photo.

And I just saw STBY and it’s honestly the best work Armie has done. However I wonder if he understands/appreciates the film given how politically left it is...

R100 why would he not? He's fairly liberal himself based on his tweets and his support of Bernie Sanders. He probably took the project on because he believed in the message and commentary.

It’s hard to reconcile an actual liberal being married to that Obama hating Stepford wife.

R102 It happens though. I live in Texas and I've seen liberals and conservatives get married a lot. They usually tend to have good marriages.

But as for myself, I don't think I could ever marry a conservative, especially in today's political climate.

25 employees for a storefront bakery? It seems like a lot. This woman couldn't run a roasted peanut cart. She's lucky she's married to a very rich man.

I don't think Elizabeth holds a lot of republican ideas anymore. I do think she was raised a republican and has a republican family, close friends and key customers, but she is not the rebellious type to sever relationships because of political affiliations. She probably thinks she is a very open minded and moderate person. Armie's probably the one that doesn't shut up at family dinners and gatherings, and I'm sure some of the people around her don't like him.

A lot of the employees are probably teenagers and college students doing part time work when they don’t have classes, so I could see 25 employees.

But 100?

STBY is a succes! Well, maybe not like Get Out, but still. It made already 4M.

I know it's a loooong shot, but do the people who've already seen the movie think there's a chance of any supporting actor nominations for Armie?

They won't nominate the sole caucasian actor for a predominately black film.

True. Hadn't thought about that.

Stby is on my to see list as sion as it premières in Europe. I've seen rave reviews about the movie and Armie in particular. I like hus carer choices of late.. I think this time he may actually make it big.

Someone uploaded a partial scene from the film.