Harry and Meghan: The Royal Wedding Thread Two

The first thread is tainted by the Markle troll so I thought I'd make a newer one without the stank.

Here's how the wedding will benefit the British economy, broken down by sector!

Anderson just called in Windsor Palace.

For fuck's sake... CNN can't even master the basics.

Speaking of, here's CNN's live stream.

I wonder if there will be a stench in the cathedral. There’s bound to be some nervous farts escaping from the guests.

R4 the methane readings from outside the cathedral would be interesting.

[quote]I wonder if there will be a stench in the cathedral. There’s bound to be some nervous farts escaping from the guests.

Oprah alone.

Oh dear. CBC is interviewing the minions. There’s already plenty of: “I think she thinks.....I think they think....I think he thinks....”

It's official, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex!

Meg suck sex has a nice ring to it.

The Guardian's coverage (probably with a hint of disapproval for the royal family)

James Corden Of Poof has arrived.

Serena Williams's fascinator! She looks very... Beige.

Sarah Ferguson walking like a drill Sargent. I’m a little bit scared.

Some cute gays at the barrier

Looking for "the FEETS"

All those clown hats wagging their feathers... makes me want to grab a pellet gun.

I'm loving this dress and hat on Amal

They.let Gina Torres to this thing? That means they will let anyone in. She isn't even a lizard either.

Amal is slinking like a drag queen AnnE Hathaway.

Anal Clooney looks like a drag version of Anne Hathaway. Ouch!

Lol r19 (and r20) that's a pretty good description too :-)

Wait. Is Clooneys’ fly down in that R17 pic?

Amal's dress is too focus-pulling for a wedding.

Who is the cutie behind Oprah? I need to know!

R14 Gurrrrrrl, the camera’s on us! It’s all about us!

Oprah is here? Is she going to a lesbian after party with Anal and Serena?

On television Serena Williams dress is more orange and vibrant looking. Her husband is hot! So Fergie got an invite.

[quote]Who is the cutie behind Oprah? I need to know!

UBER Eats.

Someone should tell Oprah the billionaire that her dress is actually a slip. Did she only pick up a partial purchase from the shop?

Serena's husband is more Butch than I thought. She still looks like a tranny with him in that dress.

Here comes Princess Michael!!!

I'm lovin' the way Amal looks from the back in that dress. Yum!

R29 he likes BBC

Those are nice shots of Meghan and her mother looking so excited.

Will Harry's real dad,James Hewitt show up? Or did the Lizard Royals get rid of him too.

Is Poo Shoes the one who keeps making the lizard posts? Ignored and FF.

I am suddenly shocked to realize how much security is being done for the wedding right now. Gotta keep those bleach tossers at bay.

That's not the Spencer. Which tiara did she get?

Amal keeps playing with her hair. If you have to keep rearranging it, it wasn’t the right style.

Gina Torres is getting her own Suits spin-off, Second City. You bet your ass she's relevant enough to be invited.

Sophie Wessex looks terrific.

CNN English anchor dude said the Queen invited Meagain to BP, laid out an assortment, and said take your pick.

Ugh, Beckham and that neck tattoo. He should wear a cravat or something. Isn’t he embarrassed?

I’m glad hats went out of style for women 60 years ago when will the royals catch up?.

Some American girl being interviewed on CBC: “Yeahhhh, like....you know, like....”

She’s wearing a HOODIE.

I think everyone looks great. The only trashy things I’ve seen are Beckham’s neck tattoo and Serena’s braids hanging to her knees.

She got one of the Queen's tiaras, but not what the Queen wore at her wedding.

When she got to the UK, Oprah felt her dress was too white, so Stella McCartney created the frock she is wearing right now.

Oprah looked like a pink sausage

r41 It's going to look extra pathetic when he's really old.

Princess Anne looks lovely. I know she is not a pretty woman but her outfit is the best of the royal family so far. It is age appropriate but not matronly and her hat is flattering. On the other hand, Eugenie and Beatrice look like they are in their 50s. A pillbox? Is Eugenie channeling Jackie Kennedy. They look frumpy as usual and very middle class.

[quote]On the other hand, Eugenie and Beatrice look like they are in their 50s. A pillbox? Is Eugenie channeling Jackie Kennedy. They look frumpy as usual and very middle class.

Bea! Eug! Who you wearing?!

Helen Keller for Marshalls!

God, that's a pretty dress and makes her look twenty years younger. I want a caftan version of that.

The hat is so basic, though.

Who were the young hunks and daddies walking up the drive to the cathedral? I can't remember their names but I think some of them have been featured in threads here. One dark haired guy was especially hot.

Beatrice's hat looks bizarre. Eugenie's is nice.

Everyone is going cold turkey without their cell phones- pretending it's normal😫

R48, the pillbox cracked me up. But I think Fergie looks nice. Couldn’t find fault with anything about her appearance.

Did Meredith Vieira always have that turkey neck? They were not filming her from flattering angles on the BBC live feed.

Empress Elton and Princess David are there! Is Elton going to singing any songs about dread blondes?

R50, is that Doria?

If I had to sit in that chapel for so long, I’m sure I’d be counting those blue diamond tiles. And wondering who farted. *looks over to the left*

Elton!

r57 No, it's Gina Torres. Who's Doria?

She's an actress but I can't remember her name. She played an evil goddess on Angel

Any bets on whether Camilla is wearing her droppy bra (again)?

R32 She looks like she has a BBC!

Oh hello, R56, are you new here? They arrived 45 mins ago.

Harry didn't cut his beard!!!!

Harry in a beard, and Wills have arrived! It’s a party.

Mmm he kept the beard.

He looks cute!

It’s almost lunchtime. I don’t see any picnic baskets or coolers.

Amal is so thirsty. Victoria Beckham is dress more appropriately in navy.

Why isn’t Harry wearing braids on his shoulder?

Harry's going to wear a wedding ring, which is apparently modern of him, according to the BBC commentators.

Apparently the biggest insult in England is the utterance of " American"!

OH shit, why didn't you shave Harry? THe uniforms on William and Harry are far too somber for this occasion, Disappointed. you know neither Harry nor Meghan could identify the classical music if their lives depended on it.

R71, Are the BBC going on and on about the clown hats? What do they think the others think?

This is the first wedding were the celebs rumored to attend actually did. The big invite is that evening reception.

Sarah not sitting with her girls, I thought maybe they’d make an exception today

R74 they've barely mentioned the hats at all! Or any fashions, really

Agreed, Harry should’ve shaved. He’s no Amal Clooney. The groom colours are too dark, funeral colours.

Seeing the crowd gathered in the streets, I’m all nervous about a terrorist attack.

Fergie's collecting Orders of Service to sell on eBay.

David Beckham looks more and more like Sean Connery, for some reason.

[quote][R74] they've barely mentioned the hats at all! Or any fashions, really

and about 4 seconds of Princess Michael - FROM A DISTANCE!

I WANT MY MONEY BACK!

R79, there will be no bleach thrown today.

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Is this the continuation thread????

Is Beckham chewing gum???

Here comes the bride!

bea benaderet had more class on petticoat junction

R84, she's given in.

R85 oui

Some of those people have been sitting there for three or more hours. They must have to pee like hell.!

Yeah, this is pretty fucking awful.

Beckham is chewing gum. Moron.

ide pee right there in my pants

Poor Bea and Rug just Cannot make themselves pretty.

Bateau neck! Love it.

u jus know oprah is rite now clomping looking for a crapper

Marcus Mumford (who?!) has such a douche face.

Here come da Queen and Phil!

Yay Meggie snagged her a prince. way to go u hot ho

This wedding feels totally shitty and second rate and not at all Royal already.

I'm really disappointed Harry chose that uniform. It's kind of...drab.

gayle king sez she has goose bumps

u fuk

She looks gorgeous. Wow. I can't wait to see the whole dress.

She is wearing white. Does this mean she is virgin?

his beard was fug

Someone mention pee?

Harry looks hot in that uniform. He just needed to shave.

R101 wants DISNEYLAND!

no her co star on suits had her cunt 2 yrs ago

His uniform is so medieval looking.

It looks like Doria is wearing light green, not cream.

Best fascinator of the day on Fergie. Who'd a thunk it?

William could use some Crest Whitesrips

Why didn't Harry get a haircut?? Hair is looking poofy.

R101, I agree. It seems cut-rate and too focused on celebs. It’s lacking gravitas. But maybe because we all know Harry won’t be king.

The wedding cars were flying down the drive!

Very poor taste given the way Princess Di died!

Jesus Billy, just shave that whole noggin and be done with it. The sald little hair clot on the top of his dome makes me crazy.

Harry's outfit is AWFUL!

R101, no one gives a shit what you think. It's not royal to you because you're not witnessing a couple of unattractive inbreds in some arranged marriage.

Harry looks gorgeous in that beard with his oink cheeks and full-ish head of hair.

william knows he the hottest in that gold braid drag

The amount of piss everyone is holding in is less then what's coming out of the British commentators mouths!

Is the choir half emptying?

Where's Kate?

Wonder if Harry will cry; Diana did say he was the sensitive one.

PINK cheeks

William looks like a turtle with the neckline on his uniform

^empty

William's sitting there with his brother telling him anecdotal stories. Did I tell ya about etc.

gayle and ET guy make me gag

The kids will have nappy hair from both parents.

Kate must be with the kiddies

Will looks middle aged middle class husband of dominate wife

The heir and the spare parked on those uncomfortable chairs smh.

momma jemima has pierced nose . wheee

Harry looks like shut the fuck up Wills, I'm nervous enough

EVERYONE IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE

Doria has arrived

Is Prince Phillip still putting on his diapers?

omg momma in chartreuse. retro ghetto

Doria looks lovely

gayle wont shut up bout the goddam dress

I luv to hate her

They look like they're sitting at the DMV waiting for their number to come up.

Aww. I think Doria looks nice.

Cams is arriving. You can see her hat from space.

Doria looks very dignified.

I don't think there's anything stupider than people who say Harry isn't Charles' son. Harry looks more like the Windsor side and William like his mother's side.

R136/R141, thanks for making it easier to put roaches like you on ignore. You're a loser.

Camilla! Drunk or not! Huge hat!

[quote]The wedding cars were flying down the drive!

Purely security reasons. They can’t let the crazies have any clear shots.

Camilla arives!

OMG Camilla in her toilet swish hat

Why do they not have lip readers who can tell us what Wills and Harry are saying?

[bold]THE QUEEN![/bold]

Camilla has plainly been drinking and wrestled a flamingo to the death to create that hat.

Lime NOT chartreuse.

Liz looks ELECTRIC! So jazzy.

queenie psychedelic in greeeen n purple

Awww, Doria is teared up.

So, Kate’s not coming?

But shocker I think Liz has worn that before!

Lime green and ourple plume?

wow prince phillip got out of his death bed

Phil looks pretty fucking good all things considered.

Doria undid all her cornrows

Queen’s car is moving slowly. She looks beautiful. And Philip!

Philip still sprightly.

NBC laughing at Camilla's hat. LOL!

That is a very... Bright colored scheme for the Queen! Stuart Parvin(?)

Da Queen is in the building!

This is so fascinating...

R160, she's in the bridal party.

The mothers coordinated to wear green?

They made the right choice not having Doria walk her. She's already hyper emotional. Sweet woman.

omg who was doria's stylist? Diana??

Meghan's "mom" looks tearful.

Now I'm going to cry.

Where's Kate? Is she the surprise maid of honor?

R161, you might be thinking of the balcony thing where George was acting up, but I suspect it was a more neon green then.

Man, 97 years old and Phil is right there! On him!!

The poor mom. That is a tough crowd to be comfortable in.

Philip should croak there in the church and uupstage the hole thing

Poor Phil, always two steps behind

Well fucking done Phil. Seriously impressed at that guy's resilience.

I notice the racist upthread is not calling the Queen's dress "ghetto."

Is that a spray of violets on her hat? I like it.

Already throwing all the faux charity reverence bullshit- these people can really THROW IT!!!

Good for the Duke!

Here come the little monsters ready to fuck shit up!

KATE!

Doria is very well practiced in this daughter's wedding thing.

THE BRIDE!

Who’s the cunt in blue dress? She is walking like a bitch!

Doria looks great! Love her dress and cute hat

Good lord that's a lot of children.

I have never seen Phillip looking so jovial.

I thought he was almost dead?

Who keeps yodeling in the crowd whenever someone arrives??? Tacky tacky tacky.

Maybe Kate's got kiddie duty. Keep the little fuckers in line.

I feel bad for Doria, she should have someone there to support her.

I wish Charlotte had been born first. She's a natural. George inherited the asshole gene.

Poor Doria sitting all alone.

That 30's retro Rolls is tacky. I'm sorry, but it is.

why doria so under dressed

That's la Mulroney... the stylist

Kate is a total piece of ass!

Ivanka and Jared are late?

Here we go!

I'm surprised they didn't hire Chitty Bang Bang.

Our virgin bride has arrived!

Oh! What a gorgeous dress!

SHOW ME THE TIARA!

ghetto dres

Nice veil and she looks beautiful with that updo, but the dress is just meh.

At least they picked the two young gay kids to do the work with the train

Queen Elizardbeth and Prince Repitilian have shown up. Meaghan's mother look far more regal than they do.

Small tiara huge veil

Love that dress on Meghan! And the long sheer train.

R208 which tiara is it?

compared to Diana::: nothing

Givency dress

Veil too long! Overkill.

pquite]At least they picked the two young gay kids to do the work with the train

and to sing!

I'm getting emotional

David Muir is way to comfortable reportin on things like fashion.

poor will and harr, memorys of mom

I hope Meghan doesn't need to pee.

Harry, there is still time to RUN!

That trumpet is LOVELY

Awww! Harry is sniffling! I love this!

Can anyone id the tiara? Apparently the Queen just let her pick one from her stash.

Love the singing.

Pure class.

You'd have to be blind not to think so. The dress is gorgeous.

Boring dress.

Aw, Harry looks so emotional. That’s sweet.

gayle and mr ET make Muir look like a million bux

The tiara is beautiful ...

DL Icon Georgie has a boyfriend! How sweet!

LOVE MEGANS SMILE......YAY

The cat who ate the canary.

[quote]Harry, there is still time to RUN!

You'll never have this. Accept that fact.

R228 Now she is class?

I love the simplicity of the dress. I like it way more than Kate's. BTW, why the fuck isn't she there?

I'm crying cause I remember Diana...

How anyone can degrade her mother is beyond me

This whole thing is a Heart Attack - pomp & circus is SO TENSE!

it's going to be a GayMafia 'spectacular' event

The look that says: I BAGGED HIM!

It’s 4:00 a.m. here and I need to get to bed, but I can’t tear myself away!

The wrist action on that boy makes me overjoyed for some reason.

I'm crying now. Big tough bitch here that I was being about this whole disaster. Even the kids behaved perfectly.

its DL !!!

Harry looks like his gonna fucking FAINT!

Processional music is trash.

[quote][R228] Now she is class?

I was referring to the dress. I don't know Meaghan like so many on here apparently think they do.

R238 she is, she arrived just minutes ago.

Queen Marys tiera

we all remember dear Diana. god I'm crying also

Kate had a better wedding dress. This is very 80s looking.

Shit all that gold behind the preacher

This wasn't like Kate's. Her walk was like 20 minutes or seemed like it.

Isn't that the Spencer Tiara the one Diana wore?

I like the simplicity of the dress. Thank GOD it wasn't Stella lol.

Megs really looks BLACK in that dress.

momma markle looks great

Simple and elegant. I think she looks fab!

STUNNING !!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA

Used her government name Rachel

Here Comes The Beard!

That chapel is so gorgeous.

Love Meghan's dress

The cunt in the blue dress got to sit closest to Meghan

Perfect dress.

The tiara is beautiful. The whole look is very 30s. The veil is a wee bit too long. But is is a very streamlined look. I think Harry is about to fall over. He is REALLY crying now.

They used his full name too.

Was Kate looking kinda fat getting out of the cars with the kids? I guess the pregnancy weight is coming off more slowly than before.

The dress is meh. The tiara is meh.

Why she not wear a huge sparkly thing tiara?? and gaudy fun dres??

She's so aware of the camera and obviously posing.

I don't get the black turtleneck on Harry. A little white around the face would be so much handsomer and classic.

Looks like she has some stray hair falling down, mom should have fixed that on the way there

The Markles look more elegant and classy than the Royals!

It’s too bad Meaghan didn’t have more family support and attendance for this.

Poor thing looks frozen in fear - God Bless

Harry seems genuinely moved and emotional.

Camilla's cow face hat

It was a shrewd choice. It can't be criticized. She didn't go over the top.

Why is her mother in the second row? It will have been explained and cleared in advance with all concerned but why the hell is the mother of the bride seated behind that flash trash Mulroney woman with her lips by Dow Chemical?

lady in blue chic est of all

I'm crying for Harry, because he is clearly in it for love, and she is in it for the spectacle. She is WAY too poised.

Came on here to check the comments after seeing the beard club hall of fame in attendance

Harry could have clipped his nails better.

I won’t forget how easily Meghan won DL on her side.

Megs was converted and received into the Church of England a coupla weeks back.

love her, but disappointed in her dress and tiara

Who is the hussy behind Megan? The one in the blue dress? Megan looks very in love and thrilled.

She is calm and poised; [poor Harry looks like he's ready to lose it

She’s behind the Mulroney? Oh, that’s so wrong.

The world is watching gurl, gussy it up

Nothing about fucking Trump in the past 3 hours. This is fantastic!

Yeah, I was wondering why the mom is in the second row,

Kate's dress was better.

I can't see William's Kate.

harry dying for a Marlboro and a gin

At least we can be honest here, I posted something slightly negative at another site and got jumped on.

Seriously, Harry was fidgeting like a madman. Clam down, man.

Harry looks like he is going to pass out

The special relationship!

omg her face ......STAR

Don’t anyone dare stand up to protest the wedding.

ITS DL......HAVE FUN

Kate looks lovely, too.

Honestly, I can’t pick on anyone. They all look good.

The QUEEN looks so ... Bright... I mean, that is florescent.

Meghan looks great and so does Harry. They look sweet together.

Meghan's got it under control. Seems like she's comforting Harry a bit. I am sure that strength is one of the things he loves about her.

The queen is also in the second row so stop bitching already.

SHOW SOME REAL EMOTION BITCH!

You can see her nipples! Oh my!

Even with all of our diligent DL tiara threads, I don't recognize that one.

THe special relationship!

he muss up her hair?

Her hair looks messy

He's so nervous and emotional. Must be thinking of Mum. I like her sons. They turned out to be genuinely good people. She's in a Disney Princess fantasy but that doesn't mean she isn't a good person too. Wishing them the best.

She's going to regret her hair falling out of place

Oh god, the Archbishop got a freaking laugh out of the room.

is this Idris' Beard - with the trotters?

lady in blue wins the day for me

Why did they laugh? I'm confused.

Shouldn't they be looking at each other when they say "I will"? Weird.

She managed to say "I will" with FULL SMUGNESS

She has freckles on her face.

I hope she doesn't start looking like Morgan Freeman in 20 years.

omg oprha big as a house in above pic

Kate is in the front row, right side sitting next to Randy Andy

It sounded like they laughed when Harry said he would be faithful in his vows

So how many times has her mom cried at her weddings?

YES@@ STOP THE WEDDING!!!

harry said she has 2 freckles just left of her vag

The group answer response was so cringy. Ugh.

Give it a rest, r321...

They're both giggling, it's super cute.

And will YOU, Royal family, support them (looks at Princess Michael of Kent)

Wtf was that laughing when harry said i will

how long this thing go on?

My unlawfully wedded beard

Diana's sister

Diana would be so happy. Harry is probably thinking of his mom.

I actually think Megan and Harry bond so much due to mixed feelings and a mutual hatred/resentment for their respective father's sides of the family. I think she genuinely loves him.

It's Kate was who is the disingenuos one, and only in it for the princess role. William and Kate never look at each with the same starry eyed glow

R307 needs to calm the fuck down. Care for a Shirley Temple? All the cool kids are drinking them.

There's already been so many figs, though, so many.

this adds 2 billion to economy? kool

Oprah proving that love of a bread is a bad thing.

Keto is the way to go.

Song of Solomon? Racy!

Aww..Di's sister

god church music makes me weep like a sot

Harry is surely soaking wet in his wool uni.

R319, they laughed at the cheer coming from outside when Harry said, “I will”. It must be strange to know that thousands are watching just outside the door and participating!

the poignancy of Diana is there, weepy

From the side...

Marry in haste, repent in leisure

She's said that before!

That front piece of hair is coming more and more loose. Somebody's head should roll over this!

r337 What are you talking about? I was referring to people constantly asking why Meghan's mom is seated in the second row. Get fucked, cunt.

I actually LOVE the fact that she looks more ethnic today than usual. She looks absolutely regal and gorge.

Oh very nice R348, thank you!

Can't believe Phillip walked in there unassisted. Hardcore old buzzard.

Meghan's mom looks so vulnerable.

Doria sitting there alone. Kind of sad.

Stop picking on Kate. She is perfect for her role. Yes she's boring, but that's what they need. This marriage will be the messy one.

She's gonna get a crick in her neck.

I think it's good she didn't plaster foundation all over her freckles. Nice subtle makeup job.

I still say Chelsea Davy could bring this to a screaming halt.

Here's the American Bishop

praise mary joe and mika aint there.

It's a very nice choice

Did the black dude do Meaghan's other weddings?

Queen had to live all these years to witness wedding where she can see bride’s tits and nipples through the wedding dress.

I don't care much for her daughter but I feel fiercly protective of Doria.

did he say 'when we do dat' ????

R352 needs to wait outside in the fucking car.

Did they finish their vows? What about the rings and stuff?

Morgan Freeman made it!

Weird to see a tablet on the pulpit.

Think about the time you first got married!

Meghan has kind eyes.

America, you’ve done it. A stunningly beautiful bride for our Prince. Thank you so much.

That dress is so hideous

Who dat?

I'm waiting for Megs' curtsey to the Queen directly after.

THIS is camp - this guy from America.

seems odd she not wear Diana's tiara, in remembrance.....

R359, yup. Remember how lovey dovey Harry and Chelsy were at William’s wedding?

Think about when you feel in love!

Careful, preacher man, the Duchess of Success has a lot from which to choose on that topic.

Has Amal always had Joan Crawford Impersonator brows?

Harry is bored with this American negro churchperson.

god dammit megan u snagged a white prince charming !!!! good gal!

Your looking at Doria's dinner date

This guy is RUINING the ceremony. Fuck

Ok, enough stop.

It's AWFUL!

R357, what exactly have Harry and Meaghan themselves done that was messy? The psychotic fantasies created by losers on SM doesn't count. Her family being fucked up is no reflection on how SHE holds herself. Who in the hell would blame a child for what their parent does or some half-sibling does? You live your own life. Your own behavior is how a normal person is judged.

Can someone find my insulin, I just read R373.

May 16 Daily Star tweeted ‏ Meghan Markle could wear sheer wedding dress – designer is famous for nipple-flashing gowns

Oh god, that minister talking about love is so annoying.

Meghan knows her position. The dress is one level below Catherine's, the tiara one level below Catherine's.

jim baker should be there ranting with uncle remus. (lol

It's like they're making damn sure there are enough Black folk involved in the wedding.

Harry looks bored. And how did the Clooneys get prime seats?

Oh god. I hope this sermon has a conclusion.

REAL AMERICANA this preacher. It's DREADFUL!

'love is as strong as death' ???? he sed that??

Someone needs to reach out and give Doria a hug

Suddenly we're at some Southern Revival meeting!

Sammy Davis Junior doesn't belong here

Bishop James Brown, in da house!

The hair stylist was recommended by Amal.

This bishop is so American. I love it. The brits are probably like wtf.

I think that tiara is meant to compliment Harry's ring, which I heard was a textured platinum. Just the fact a Windsor man is wearing a wedding ring is amazing.

R394 gay mafia

(Even my cat is meowing that she is bored now.) They said it was fine that Meghan converted to the Church of England because she was Episcopalian. African Methodist Episcopalian.

The British Royals are getting the giggles

Can I have some Amens!

George shares his villa with the royals, they luves him

If this preacher goes on much longer I am uncertain Fergie will be able to contain herself.

Harry's cheeks are cringing

Preacher is PREACHING!!!

He's an Episcopalian? I thought they were more laid-back.

Meghan's like, finish up already! Jesus Christ!

God I hope a terrorist can shut this guy up.

Camilla is laughing hard

omg da preacher she brangin some Alabama realness!

Oh my God he said love like 500 times. Time to wrap it up.

Camilla looks like she needs a few drinks.

They're ALL laughing.

Oy vey...I forget how black pastors don't know how to STFU...

Oh god, Kate and Cams just shared a side eye at this sermon. I don't care for Kate, but she looks beautiful here.

I’m so glad I’m at home and can crack up with abandon.

We need a Miriam fart to end this insanity.

[quote]Harry looks bored. And how did the Clooneys get prime seats?

Their agent negotiated the rider.

Let's play a drinking game. Take a shot every time he says "love."

WHERE ARE THE URINALS AND PORTA POTTIES? OPRAH AND SERENA ARE DYIN

He preaches like a Baptist.

This is why i never go to church shut up quit repeating the same shit over and over

Omg, this is too much. He won't shut up.

[quote]Oh my God he said love like 500 times.

But no Jesus.

This sermon is very different for The Royals....He came to teach the word!!

Slaves mentioned

This brotha is LEGEND.

Where is the alienist when u need him?

[quote]Oh god, Kate and Cams just shared a side eye at this sermon.

Seriously? Hilarious!

M's smile is looking like she's tired of this blowhard.

Is he saying BOMB or bond?

Yass Queen. Yass

Why did the reverend (priest, minister, whatever) keep referring to the prince as "Harry"? His official first name is Henry. I realize that he did call Harry by his entire official name at the beginning of the ceremony but after that, he called him Harry. Harry is his nickname. One would think that he would at least use his proper first name throughout his marriage vows.

Is Charles laughing or sleeping?

haha! prince charles fell asleep!

james Baldwin is up next.

Gilead?!?! Where's Aunt Lydia?

Oh no, the slaves story.

I would like to thank Jesus that I have champagne and that I had a set of pliers to open it with because it was tight. It's my balm of Gilead, my brothers. Amen.

Doria's left eyebrow is frozen in that position. It's been like that since the 72nd "love."

queen and phillip look annoyed at did preacherman

Phil and Will have the thin lips of people trying not to laugh.

Philip thinks shut up or I will kill you!

The preacher is going on too long he's having his moment and is going to drag it out.

A BOMB IN GILEAD?! Or does he mean balm? Jesus H. Christ. HM does NOT look happy. I can only wonder what Phil is thinking.

Are they going to exit the church to a Motown classic?

For fuck's sake

Holy shit.

[quote]They're ALL laughing.

because they all know this lavender marriage is a joke

Oh god, he's rhyming now

OMG! This dude is a TERRIBLE speaker. Just awful. Get the hook.

The minister has a billion people watching him, the biggest congregation he will ever have, and he's not gonna waste a minute. He's ON!!!

Kate just cast major shade with a look at Rev Camp.

Camilla ALWAYS looks like she needs a few drinks, r418.

Queen: One is not sure about this black thing now. Is it too late to object, one can do dat, can't one?

HALELUJAH AMEN! I AM CONVERTED!

he gunna preach till their kidneys all burst

Can't the choir play him off?

William's reaction is hysterical.

LMAO, R462!

Wm looks amused. I wish I could hear what his thoughts are.

He is seriously doing this off the cuff. Oh my freaking god.

Betty Windsor shrugged her shoulders. “I didn’t choose him.”

Aretha and the Blues Brothers have got to be coming in soon, surely?

Lol im cringing oh lord

tha royals are not havin this

better go home preacher fore they yank yo ass

Where did they dig up this carnival barker?

Kate probably is in dire need a breast pump by now.

OMG, I would be PISSED if I had some lunatic going on and on about God and Jesus on my wedding day, ruining my ceremony.

Queen is exercising her shoulders as if to say FUCK RIGHT OFF

Elton John look terrible

Cue John Lennon Imagine

Hope he knocks the candles over

Dear Great Britain. Sorry.

show the queen sigh again!!!

Right now William's thinking, "Fuck you Harry for making me sit through this!"

How much more can they take this?

OK, this is insane. The look on Elton's face is how we all feel right now.

Sparkle: I WAS MEANT TO SHINE AND INSPIRE!

Fuck this. What a shipwreck, and I’m Team Meghan. This is a mess

This guy is horrible. Wrecking the ceremony. A political angle is really being pushed to this whole thing.

He is giving a sermon for a six hour service. Kiss the 55 minute service goodbye...

Even Harry's got a kinda wrap it up look going on.

Meanwhile, the ugly stepsisters are getting the giggles.

omg this so funny

he down home and da royals aint

He's gonna knock over the candles!

This is ABSURD!

And they wont invite a black guy again lol

This preacher isn't going to shut up until he gets an AHEM

somebody's going to give this man the hook. I can feel it.

Zara's face just killed me.

All the royals look bored and can't wait for this to end.

I'm shocked that this sermon was not vetted. There is no way it could have been. I wonder if he swapped out the submitted sermon for this off the cuff one.

Etta James, is the song afterwards.....

David Beckham is even giggling!

Imma get you all married.

Phil, finish this here and now!

Couldn't Obama have done this part?

Harry has hear signs in his eyes. Meaghan has dollar sign in her eyes. She's an actress but not a very good one.

Good god that man is an embarrassment D:

his pseudo down homey ness is humiliating

WHO PICKED THIS CLOWN??

Is there someone who can give him him the wrap it up signal!

This is fucking embarrassing. Wow. Kate looks like she had plastic surgery on her face.

Zara is like BITCH I am pregnant as hell in this uncomfortable chair, shut the fuck up!!

Is he STILL crapping on???????????

cue tina turner::: whats luv got to do wid it

I put it on mute. I'm cringing.

Cams can't even hide her disgust.

I thought I heard him say he was going to sit down about twenty minutes ago

Camilla's face just registered: This is Diana's final revenge.

This guy is embarrassing!!!!!

Camilla keeps shaking her head, she can't believe this is dragging

Annus Horribilus, again.

How long has he been yammering?

god I hope he goes on for an hour

be so funny

makes American religion look so cornball

Dear God, please make your preaching servant shut up now. Thank you!

Wtf??? Fire!

Fire made it possible to cook food!

Oh, for Christ's sake now he's going Prius.

..........lawdy!!!!!!!

Does this clown realize he's probably the most despised man in the world right now?

He is playing up the black stereotype which MM does NOT need.

Is this a revival meeting?

We need another Windsor Castle fire, right now!

Poor meg who picked him though? Doria?

I can't even look a the tv. He's making it about himself. This is all so messy, like everything else about this couple

Anyone thinking this American Bishop is going to get his OWN talk show after this?

Shame on him. Really. Just shame on him doing this. This is not about you, preacher.

Basta

Now he's talking about fire instead of love!

Did Alicia Keys write his speech?

What an embarrassment

Doesn't this theater have a Sandman?

Instagram and Facebook!

I cannot believe THIS!!!!!

oprah's look of what the fuk?

He makes Meghan's family look like the sane ones.

Fergie's gonna burst!

This is a horror show. This preacher has ruined the wedding. No one on earth deserves this. I am so frightened he will never stop speaking.

Oprah is doing her "rocking" deal. Oy.

Cue Jim Morrison

If Megan stands up and tells him to STFU she will have won the hearts of the ENTIRE WORLD!

i have the sound down and preacher man is still working my nerves. he is way too animated.preacher man!!!it aint about you!

I hope this guy doesn't start 'speaking in tongues'.

I knew it

dr king now...

My mission tonight, is to be one almighty meme!

Pastor, this is NOT love #Bearding

harry looks at him with disgust.

I'm hoping Zara's water breaks just so he shuts the fuck up.

I bet the even the ladies on LSA are embarrassed by this

Dr King? oh dear

Give the preacher man the hook.

Poor Harry, so angry. The Nazi hate is rising in him.

This preacher is working my last nerve. To be a fly on the wall when Prince Phillip and Queen Elizabeth get back to their private living quarters and let rip about Jesse Jackson hijacking the wedding. Shut up!

Meagain's face is saying 'oh, fuck, I Googled the wrong guy!'

Arggghhhhh! This is too much preaching even for me!

[quote] Must be thinking of Mum. I like her sons. They turned out to be genuinely good people.

What exactly about Harry makes him a "genuinely good person"? R279 seems to have not read Harry's cringy statements through the years.

He needs to wrap this up

Is he gonna tie this in to Harry's fire crotch somehow?

I'mma let you speak...

This is really bad. I thought the kids were going to fuck it up, and it turns out to be this dude. How embarassing. Even Doria looks tuned out.

They should have booked 'Retha

GOD HOW EMBARRISING FOR HIS PARRISH

You can see Harry, Charles, William, Camilla, and Kate holding back their laughter. This priest is fun, but he does not know his audience.

Poor Harry’s face will be bleeding soon from all the nervous scratching.

This black guy talking about fire and revolution is making Phil very nervous

It’s....BROADWAY!!! Thank you Amuka for hijacking the ceremony. He’s worse than a drag queen with a microphone.

I dislike Meg and feel sorry for her this guy is going on and on saying the same shit for a half hour lol

Is this Windsor or Harlem?

Admit it though....the Reverend delivered the moment (albeit a long moment) the DL was waiting for.

Praise Jesus! He's done!

whut must the queen, etc think of all this color in their church?

Oops, meant R314.

'Fire' caused Windsor Castle horse stables to burn down, when Prince Phillip got rid of the in-house fire brigade..

Just in case you forgot, Sparkles is BLACK!

ITS A NEW DAY DAWNING BRUTHA

Poor Sparkle.

They should not have stacked the black preacher with the black choir. Too much. Get the paddles for Phil.

MOTOWN! LOL!

And the Oscar goes to....

He brought a choir with him as well.

Fire bad.

These royals have never been in the presence of so many black people.

The person that okay'd his address will be literally beheaded.

The choir is nice, but an actual gospel song would have been more appropriate.

[quote]How long has he been yammering?

i don't know, but, I've had a birthday since he started

R575 compton bitch

omg prince phillips and queenie epressions were so gooood

Paging Mr. Chacal; paging Mr. El Chacal.

Well everyone wanted a disaster and here it is. They'll be talking about this for months!

I want to comb her hair, the pieces sticking out the back and the loose hair in front. ACK! It's making me OCD

I'm on gin!

Even Serena is like, oh god enough with this shit.

[quote]Admit it though....the Reverend delivered the moment (albeit a long moment) the DL was waiting for.

Yes, he shattered the cloying goodwill inspired by a bias cut and some well stitched darts.

go with it Saturday Night Live

Poor Meg, it was all going so well till the Reverend Allaboutme took the podium.

"Stand By Me" is not appropriate. Maybe for a 19-year-old couple in Tennessee.

The church elders must be thinking, no mo niggas will be speaking in this church

This class wedding turned into... I don’t know what. Surely RF enjoys

Chelsea Davy has a WTF? grin.

Old white culture sure is looking good today.

omg imagine all the jokes they will make privately bout all dis mess later

Thanks Bishop Morgan Freeman, this decade now has it's own Where Were You When 9/11 moment!

chelsea davy is laughing

The wedding turned into a Royal tent revival.

Next!

It can only go up from here

It's interesting hearing MLK brought up in a British wedding

Okay - so I liked the choir!

Step up, Chelsea! Now's your chance!

His name is HENRY goddamnit

Did they show any reaction shots of Princess Micharl of Kent?

Even I think Dr Martin Luther King was mentioned far too much.

Damn, Harry can't take his eyes off her...he looks about to throw her down and consummate right there in the church!

been so nice if it had been sung by adele

or nicki minaj

or james brown

I find the deliberate highlighting of Megs' "blackness" with the minister and choir offensive.

This wedding cost tens of millions of dollars and it was totally and completely destroyed. I hate her, but I feel so incredibly sorry for both of them. How did this happen?

get the whiskey ready for harry

LADY IN BLUE I LOVE U

R581 Sparkles isn't BLACK, she's half black.

omg dinky ring

babys will look like her mom

That guy needed to shut the fuck up

pity her lush daddy not there to liven thngs up

I just turned on the TV, and thought I was watching a reboot of "Sister Act."

can those programs that everyone is reading really be more interesting than the actual ceremony, I am looking at you Princes Charles and Phillip?

The dress is a big.....eh, too. Pieces of hair falling on the side of her face is distracting.

A let down all around.

yea, sister act heee heee

what's lady in blue doing? Making sure she gets noticed?

Is this the real wedding?

Preachers cant be shushed!

Nude men should run down the aisle now

wake ofra up

Was that Al Sharpton singing "Lean On Me?"

god they must all be so pooped

lawdy, another one

Re-Play. For those who missed it. AAAacck!

It's Lupita Nyongo......she's gained weight!

And......to express Meg's true sentients, here's the final processional hymn.

First thread to reach the 700-mark, let's do this! It's a historic occasion.

Any divorce lawyers in London watching this?

Oh, wait, I see everyone's left to the next one.

Well, we'll do it when George gets married, then. To a MAN.

Meghan studied the lyrics to the hymns so she could sing along and look like a regular church-goer.

Is it over yet?

Good god, are there any white people at this ceremony?

Complete transcript of the speech, if you're into self-torture.

Did someone start a new thread, or have you all pooped out?

I came here expressly to see what everyone was saying about that godawful preacher, and you did not disappoint, friends. He made me cringe with secondhand embarrassment for his fake, theatrical displays, and I loved the smirks on all the royal faces. Then I got angry at how much time and attention he was hogging. He just about ruined the wedding.

r652 I thought it would be longer, seeing how people were bitching about it so much. I gather he delivered it really, really slowly?

THIS is why you only invite a few Americans to an Englishman’s wedding.

R596, I'm with you. Her hair can't take the heat of the day OR the weight of Queen Mary's tiara. It bothers me. Other than that, I though Megs looked quite elegant.