Harry and Meghan: The Royal Wedding Thread THREE

So soon?

I hate to say it but even Serena looked more pulled together at her wedding. Megan has bed head.

I say this as an African American:

I'm embarrassed. Truly embarrassed.

Anyone get here in a car today?

Does Meghan have an allergy to hairspray? Fucking hell.

Who the hell did her hair??

LOVE that tiara.

At least Mr. Preacher Man made it somewhat worth the cost of the enormous security bill.

She's talking fast.

amongst this bullshit, the choir's the best thing so far

This is a shit show.

Here we go with the vows. Third time's a charm for Sparkle!

Anyone get here in a car today? Anyone?

Am I the only one occasionally crying during this? I'm such a queer.

Was the Desmond Tutu?

Poor bishop's hands are trembling hard!

She has had the same fake smile plastered on her face the whole ceremony. Harry looks super scared. Lol.

[quote] Who the hell did her hair??

amal clooney's hairdresser. seriously

Oh lord what a spectacle just like the racists expected.

til end of Beard Contract doth us do part..'

Where did this black choir come from? Did they ship them in from the US or are they a British choir?

Awww, he's stroking her fingers

They had me right up to the point where the preacher man went on and on. Now I'm snarky again

Doria seems so sweet.

I want to see what she looked like 30 years ago.

I want Harry's body to honor me....

chuckles, camilla and kate keep talking to each other

That HAIR.

Will this last longer than Colton Haynes’s marriage?

At least she doesn't have the phony accent like Madonna used to.

Meg looks so calm because she's stuffed to the gills with benzos, like any bride with sense is.

I'm speechless. I truly am.

Harry: “My Ollie you.”

She seems so robotic though, seriously. Not Waity robotic, something else.

Okay, wow, she IS rushing through this!

I'd give my next paycheck to be able to read Or Prince Phillip's thoughts right now, lol

R24, I know. Doria is the only person I feel for. She seems lovely.

His name is HENRY and her name is RACHEL MEGAN!

Megs just gave her greatest performance EVAH!

Why are so many people (including Kate) reading the program instead of watching the vows?

They dont seem in love not even one tear??

Maybe Harry knocked her hair out of place when he pushed the veil back. Otherwise what a mess.

Camilla will drink to excess later and perform her preacher impersonation.

What a shitshow.

Because they don’t want to start laughing, R39.

Whatever you may think of all of this and all of the royal nonsense and wealth, I see a man who had to mourn the loss of his mother in the most public way imaginable as a little boy. Let the guy be happy. He's clearly happy with this woman.

Cha CHING! All welcome the Duke and Duchess of Sussex!

Is this a royal wedding or a drive through in the ghetto cathedral??

NOW she's really smiling because she's bagged her man!

They're all reading the program because if they look at one another, they will fall over laughing about that minister.

I just realised the preacher totally stole Ru Paul's speech, "Everybody say LOVE" "Everybody say LOVE""Everybody say LOVE""Everybody say LOVE""Everybody say LOVE"

Carey Mulligan looks pretty horrible, and her husband was just caught yawning on camera.

R40? Tears? It’s a British wedding, not a funeral. Tears are not compulsory, or even welcome in the upper classes.

I think the chance of Harry reading this is slim, R45.

r45 I want him to be happy. She's not it though. She's going to break his heart.

Richard Kay wrote a really good article a day or two ago about how traditionally the one thing the Royals have always done perfectly has been weddings, but with this one they have dropped the ball.

A truly beautiful 21st century couple...live them

OK, here comes the CURTSY!!!

Both need hair product

R42 lol, I want to see the video

Love, Actually Act Two. The little white drummer boy marries the foxy black American girl singer. Complete with a black choir singing Stand By Me. This makes me happy for some reason. And, yes. Wishing him a happy life with a happy wife.

The bride and groom wore lavender #lavendermarriage

NO ON SHOULD EVER GET MARRIED -EVER

iPad usage, Instagram shout-out.

Brutha, you nailed it.

Thanks Bishop Morgan Freeman.

This wedding lacks flow. Charles and Diana's was really the best wedding of all. If you don't mind the ending.

True, R55. And it doesn’t help that Harry looks petrified.

Interesting the reverend during his two hour long going on mentioned Martin Luther King many many many many times and Princess Diana not once

R54- I thunk you’re right.

It's sort of the blackest wedding possible combined with the whitest wedding possible.

LOVE the photo OP. Well done!

I think its a lovematch.

I like the idea of Meghan bringing black culture into the ceremony, but it seems strangely appropriative, I'm not sure that's really her culture.

When we have a gay Royal Wedding, then I’ll be excited🏳️‍🌈

Did the Archbishop of Canterbury almost drop his booklet? And Meghan almost caught it?

Jesus take the wheel.

Did somebody who only knows how to do white girl's hair do Meg's do?

i only attend service at black churches,this aint a black church. just as someone else said in part two, know your audience!

I loved that minister - he made the wedding memorable and funny and everyone can chuckle about that sermon for years. Exceptions are what make these things fun.

The floor must be puddles of urine

R45 Hello mum

(I don't want to be rude . . . but she does that egg-shaped forehead like that other famous mulatto— Merle Oberon)

Who's the gender studies prof?

What Would Happen if the Royal Wedding Were Gay

Maybe he'll marry Chelsy next, just like his father did with Camilla. I still say this isn't going to last.

Her dress is baggy yet you can see her nipples. I expected better, she always seemed so stylish yet she looks messy for her wedding.

Here we go again!

R2, The UK's humidity does not exactly work with biracial hair. And hairspray would not work. Moisture frizzes up AA hair. It would just make it wet.

Megan looks absolutely fine. Nobody cares about a stray hair out of place. I think the updo bun was set fine but frazzled old Harry messed it up when he lifted her veil so hastily.

You know that after Ginger Megs leave the church, both Zara and Oprah are going to be fighting to get into the toilet first.

'I hereby declare them to be Beard & Merkin..'

I think he would have more fun with Chelsy

I really do feel bad for Megan's mother, has she ever looked over to her once? Seems to just have blanked her completely...

Harry really needs a drink

What an endurance test.

What does the corpse of Henry VIII think?

ANOTHER ONE?!

And now Norma Desmond.

Carey Mulligan looks truly ancient. Damn.

Wait, what?

Oh dear god. A muzzie

Here's the Coptic guy in a tea cosy.

R82, I was thinking the same thing. Just like Camilla attended Charles’ wedding with Diana, someday we will note the irony of Chelsy’s presence at this wedding.

This is like a talent show.

Vicky Beckham is wearing black?

Back in bowl!

I'm sorry, but you don't know these people. Don't pretend that you do. He's a man in his 30s, not some 20yo kid. Just because you saw him grow up, doesn't mean you know him or anything about what is best for him. You don't know her either. You can keep dissecting them all you want, but it still comes down to: You don't know them.

Oh fuck!!! Not again!!!

I feel HORRIBLE that Zara was not given an aisle seat. There is NO way someone that pregnant would not have needed at least one loo run through alll of this.

How is this Greek man relevant?

Miranda Hart ‏ This wedding is the best tv show I have ever seen. I have cried, cringed, laughed and cried some more and there was one scene that was awesome ‘but just a bit too long’. #RoyalWedding

[quote] A truly beautiful 21st century couple

Praying to a 'fairytale deity' in the clouds. The bride wearing white to symbolize her nominal 'virginity'. A veil over her face to symbolize 'fake modesty', similar to Muslim women.

Yep, [italic]very[/italic] 21st C. *Snort*

I'm kind of missing the black minister.

Tom Hardy looks like he's over it. And why is he bald? Please tell me it's for a movie.

To be fair ably the preacher. If there is one place on Earth apart from the Whitehouse and wherever the Saudi Royal family live that needs a "cleansing" it's probably , at least eighty percent of that wedding congregation. And as for Meghan's hair. Her edges aint been good since she relocated to Britain. I heard she has her hair done by white hairdressers, though I can't confirm.

Oh look who has managed to sneak into the Royal Wedding

Kate looks skinnier than ever, and that is saying something.

About her hair in the humid British weather - have we ever established if that is really her hair? Is she rocking a weave, or has she been straightening that long? Straightening that long usually ends up in breakage, doesn't it?

R99 megs even prettier like Diana was

If you're not touched from the address by #BishopMichael then you have no soul. The Lord Jesus Christ is love and salvation. Boom! #RoyalWedding  #RoyalWedding2018 💍

God bless the queen and all the princes and the new dutchess.

Christ, urine troll, we get you are obssessed with their toilet habits, but give it a rest already!

The guy behind Doria has no bulge, on wrinkles.

Amal has a cunty look there. Bitch.

What's a Coptic Xtian priest doing there????

R89, I know! If there’s anything tugging at my heart strings right now, it’s Doria’s Predicament.

The man in black is a Coptic Christian. That is not a Muslim.

The royals used to mix with Moors.. It's actually marrying an Irish woman that would be more of a scandal than marrying a black.

This was a wedding/revival meeting

Love the Descant!

Why do brides smile on their wedding day?

Amal's stylist denied yesterday that he was doing Meghan's hair. So we'll see.

One thing is sure, Camilla will drink heavily in the car

Poor Doria. And she looks so fabulous.

OMG, I hate you, R120. This wedding actually made me forget about that orange asshole.

[quote]The royals used to mix with Moors..

Some of us still do.

Was this covered earlier? Why are Kate and Camilla separated from Charles and William?

It’s not just one stray hair, people. She’s got several. Looks like a haystack back there.

[quote] God bless [...] the new dutchess.

Oh dear. Is Markle moving to the Netherlands?

They're already calling Meghan - The Duchess.

R54 must be an ex-girlfriend.

The black preacher guy is fun.

Reminds me of growing up and imitating the fiery Sunday sermons with my siblings.

They didn't want Camilla to sign the marriage cert?? Yikes.

Clooney, Idris, Hardy, Beckham, Serena Williams, Oprah, Corden, ... lol

I'm watching on MSNBC...You guys?

Here we go with God again. Why is this wedding so heavy with God? It’s mentioned every minute. What if the prince is an atheist?

Mike adores Zara, he just stroked her belly.

I wonder how many of those people are thinking, God I have to piss, let this be over.

I don’t know about Camilla and william, but Kate and Camilla seem to get on like a house on fire.

R143, BBC America

William, Kate and Camilla: yuck, yuk, yuk.

Interval music

Camilla is rocking a lovely hat with her alcoholic tremors. Gurl needs a drink.

ANOTHER blacky musician!

[quote][R54] must be an ex-girlfriend.

Oh please, I doubt this person has ever even made physical contact with another humanbeing

The bearded husband of that pregnant bitch in blue is HOT!

I think Zara's water broke.

Camilla is thinking how can I get the flask strapped to my thigh without being obvious.

Who's the hot cellist?

Cello player is hot AF.

George and his beard Anal

Charles wasn't extending a hand to the mom. She reached out first and he had no choice.

R135, perhaps because they’re not in the wedding ceremony group.

Is Doria the only relative that's there?

Abigail Spencer. I was just watching pics of her fingering her pussy earlier today.

Anal Clooney and George Clooney

I think the cello kid is 19?

I keep forgetting this is England.

Can anyone tell me who the short, skinny brunette woman in the blue dress with white dots is? She's looks so familiar. She looks like Abigail Spencer from Mad Men, Timeless, and Rectify. I'm sure it's not Spencer, but I'll laugh if she, of all people, got invited to this wedding. Or was she on Suits or something?

R152, you don’t think he’s adorable?

So how did James Cordon score an invite?

I imagine everyone is ready for a stiff drink. I know I am and it's not even 8 a.m. (and I rarely drink). Thankfully this is the last royal wedding.

My champagne is almost out and it's not over yet, damn.

r144 The high anglican church is one notch away from Catholic. You have to be baptised (as she did) to be married into it. They take it very seriously.

R154, he's a former rugby player. He fixed his nose - finally

[quote] Here we go with God again. Why is this wedding so heavy with God? It’s mentioned every minute. What if the prince is an atheist?

R144, the Queen (and Royal Family) purport to derive their elitist status (above everyone else) from God himself. *snort*

They are all his representatives on Earth, given permanent, unquestionable mandate to rule over us poor plebeian commoner trash.

Cellist is amazing

It IS Abigail Spencer. She was on Suits.

Oh FUCK!! Isn't this wedding EVAH gonna end???

Oh, calm down Elton. No one is pretending to know them. It's all in fun. They invited us to this spectacle after all. Why shouldn't we comment on the proceedings? I'm sure he hasn't thought about his mother ONCE today. What is going on between Serena and hubby. She's throwing him shade. Some in the crowd look stunned. STUNNED.

I guess I picked the wrong week to give up smoking!

R167, I was wondering about her. She looks like she’s in a Halloween costume. And she needs a good brawr for her sad pancakes.

I think the audience is wondering when the waiters will Stoll down the aisles with trays of Bloody Marys and crisps.

............

I just woke up and why the fuck is Tom hardy there? He knows harry?

R169, I heard Corden is emceeing the after party.

Too bad the Obamas aren't there so Orange Anus can feel annoyed.

Gorgeous cello!

Did the camera pan to Chelsea Davy in blue?

R175 you win the Understatement Award ! Cherish it.

BTW did Harry and Megan kiss? I was back here in this thread and didn't see xD.

Also why did Camilla and Charles leave with Harry and Meg?

I tuned in when Harry and Meghan were already at the altar. How long has this been going on? I've never seen a group of people more fidgety. Choir boys have always stood still but they and everyone in the church is fidgeting.

What this ceremony needs is Andre Rieu and the Pastel Tits Orchestra!

i tuned in to see the gown, i was certain megs would wear something hollywood and too flashy. shes dressed appropriately, almost boringly so.

I can't locate Dame Shirley Bassey. Where she at?

#FreeZara!

R175 His lips are perfect for kissing and other activities

Love the cellist

Isn't this the part when they leave to sign some document for the church records?

Abigail Spencer on the left

[quote][R167], I was wondering about her. She looks like she’s in a Halloween costume. And she needs a good brawr for her sad pancakes.

Don't mention pancakes! Gonna miss them.

Oh please, Serena only married that guy coz of the kid

Posh Spice knew how long this would take and dressed for a funeral too, just in case.

Here:

Sheku Kanneh-Mason

R169 gay mafia

Was funny watching Amal mess up the words lipping to the church hymns.

Muslims don't know church hymns.

I think they have to go sign some legal papers. Then they come back out

Cute cello kid has played the best music of the ceremony.

[quote] trays of Bloody Marys and crisps.

England. G & T and crisps.

Chelsey Davy legitimately looks sad

This cello player is fabulous and is making me kinda weepy.

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'May their 'love' be exposed for what it is - 100% pure gaslighting

R193 I second that! #FreeZara

Sheku Kanneh-Mason

That cellist is about to be world famous.

R199, he looks at her like she's the light in his life. She looks at him like he's bubble gum on her shoe

Soon they'll come out waving like Giant Dildos

R177, it will. And then we’ll feel deflated.

R207 she doesn't wear hijab so even if she's muslim she's a fake one

I didn't know Priyanka Chopra and Amal Clooney were on Suits!

Amal is not muslim, she's druze.

Judging by the look on his face, I'm afraid that cellist is on the verge of preaching.

Outstanding!

The second hour will begin. How many more?

The theme of Camilla’s hat is: Wilted Daisy In Oscar The Grouches’ Garbage Can.

The cellist is only 19? Holy fuck! Fantastic!

Her dress is boring nothing special, should have chosen American designer

[quote]Muslims don't know church hymns.

As opposed to everyone else who has it memorized, right?

[quote]Amal is not muslim, she's druze.

She's a drudge, in dire need of an orthodontist.

But I guess a sexless arrangement takes its toll on what looks you had.

Harry has a hot friend who lives in New York.

#Free Zara, Part 3

I loved Camilla's guest spot on Suits. That's why she's there, right?

Do Anglicans like Ave Maria? I thought that was a Catholic thing.

I've been here for 10 hours straight! I'm hungry, I need to PEE! Will that bitch hurry up and curtsey to the Queen so I can get ON with it???

Can't go wrong with Ave Maria, but it's a bit basic.

Doria is getting the sads again. I love her. Everyone is chatting over ONE OF THE BEST PARTS OF THE CEREMONY. Come on!

Overall an insufferable wedding.

Do Anglicans worship the Virgin Mary? Why are they playing "Ave Maria"? At a wedding?

Wow, the cellist is only nineteen years old. Bravo, kid.

Meghan's gf

That's what I thought, R208. I wondered whether she was regretting that she was not up there. She was the one who split up with him.

The MOM should have brought her gay best friend from LA.

I'm EXHAUSTED - I don't have anything left to give BITCH!

Yay Schubert!

The cellist is the best part.

Cue Etta James for final song.

It's a beautiful wedding.

Amal already had her teeth fixed plus nose job and she is a spy

so many closet cases at wedding

Did Elton bring his little fashion accessories... errr, I mean kids to the wedding?

Some DIGNITY at LAST!

Why are they singing America?

Stand for The Queen!

R247 and breast implants

The toilet paper roll in my granny's bathroom after ther cat got ahold of it, R210.

God save the Queen! Meghan is a traitor to the USA!

Markle has no discernible waist therefore her dress was perfect choice.

R249 not funny

Meghan clearly doesn't know the national anthem

I love the sound of the church pipe organ!

God save the Queens

Oh god, Harry's got that "what the fuck have I done" face on now. Queen is extremely NOT amused.

They're MARRIED!

Did they pay abeyance to the queen??

Cellist Sheku Kanneh-Mason is a handsome young man whom I would like to know in the near future.

The flower children are adorbs!

[quote]Amal already had her teeth fixed plus nose job and she is a spy

God, I can only imagine the mess you must be. Physically and mentally. Loser.

We should NOT see her nipples.

Where's Mark Dyer?

Mulroney's kids holding her dress

(grandsons of Canada's former despised PM)

They forgot to curtsy?!

R21O Pinwheel?

It looks as thought it's going to start spinning, fly off her head, and smack the queen in the face.

I love the Queen. It won't be the same when she goes.

The little kids did a perfect job. Should have given the sermon as well.

Camilla finally on her way to get several drinks

She IGNORED her mother AGAIN.

They can't be in England, the sun is out.

HARRY is an immature boy. And loves to drink a lot

The ululating is too much.

GLORIOUS English weather!

#nipplegate

Love how Betty just sits there with her mouth closed when they sing God Save the Queen.

Mulrone is merkin of Meghan's gf

Gawd Save the Queeeeen

It's Muriel's Wedding ALL OVER AGAIN

Well THAT was a chaste kiss. Jeebus. Who you trying to fool?

AMEN!

The front piece of hair is all the way out now. Sloppy.

When is the bedding ceremony? I'm ready and waiting, Meghan!

More Gospel.

LAWDIE!

I don't see the nips. Just the bust darts.

She didn't curtsey to the Queen????? What?????? I waited 10 fucking hours for this and she didn't curtsey?????

R266, go google her it’s , she did! You stupid cunt! Research before you speak! Must be a twat

Here comes the 30 million carriage ride for HRH Sparkles.

I love that the people of England are so excited, and support this couple, and wish them happiness.

Lotta people making shit up in these threads. "Ooh Harry looks miserable, ooooh they hate each other, oooh that uppity black preacher is trashy and not suitable for the pure royals, oooh Meghan looks ugly and you can tell by her haircut she's a gold digger."

Sheesh.

I can hear my biological clock tick again, looking at those two boys. So, so adorable.

Doria looked better than the Queen.

Team Prince George!

The Duchess Of Sussex!

YEAH Megan, fuck the queen!!! Don’t curtsy!

I forget this becomes curtsy clusterfuck

Wow, she didn't curtsey did she? Charlotte in charge!

That shot of the rest of the Royal Family and Meghan's mom standing in a row looks like the end of the original Star Wars.

Charlotte's having a blast lol

YOU CAN GO HOME NOW, MOM.

sorry - HRH The Duchess Of Sussex

The queen is like a million years old, she looks fine

Is it over?

Those two boys look like Ray and Debra Barone's twins.

Whelp, it's a done deal. See you in 5 years in the Divorce Courts.

Didn't read the whole thread(s), has anyone mentioned Kate's resting bitch face yet? It's at Mary Tudor levels.

DID she say obey? I just woke up

She wore Queen Mary's tiara, but also used by....the dreaded Princess Margaret.

[R266], go google her it’s , she did! You stupid cunt! Research before you speak! Must be a twat

And if I google "she's a spy" - what will come up? Rabid psycho bigot sites that you frequent, you fucking loser?

Who cares if she had work done, like tons of other people? It doesn't change the fact that you're a fucking loser. And a bigot, too. Fuck you

Did I just see a nice vpl in William's pants.

This carriage is low rent looking.

That is not a good color for the Queen.

What is the Tom hardy connection?

correction: [quote][[R266]], go google her it’s , she did! You stupid cunt! Research before you speak! Must be a twat

And if I google "she's a spy" - what will come up? Rabid psycho bigot sites that you frequent, you fucking loser?

Who cares if she had work done, like tons of other people? It doesn't change the fact that you're a fucking loser. And a bigot, too. Fuck you

Dress House of Givenchy

Diana is jumping for joy in heaven right now.

Was Princess Anne there?

Back to The Projects, MOM!

[quote] looking at those two boys. So, so adorable

they are actually not cute. You can't see them there

It wasn't meant to be funny, R257.

R318 closet case like Harry

Another royal wedding for the books! Now they can live their life, and I don't have to hear about them every five minutes

Someone is clearly off their meds here. What a spaz.

Megs' has quickly perfected the royal wave. Hand straight up, side to side wiggle.

Br314, r319, you’re projecting honey. Go back to whatever you were doing

R322 yes in her kimono

I'm thinking three to five kids. Place your bets now!

[quote]I don't see the nips. Just the bust darts.

Because it is the darts. People are stupid.

[quote][R318] closet case like Harry

Ha! Two gays with one stone.

Not a fan of the queen's ensemble. Too loud.

The news is giving the Queen a lot of credit for letting Harry marry a divorced biracial American actress, and letting them play Motown in the church, but she NEVER would have let William do this. Not only is William the heir and Harry the spare, but Harry's currently 6th in line for the throne, so something terrible would have to happen to all those kids before he became King.

This is the first time I have read on this site that Harry is gay. Is this really a lavender wedding? I have never heard any rumors like that about him the way I have Charles and Edward.

Joy Reid is talking about slavery on MSNBC

R272 We say 'It won't be the same when she goes'. But I suspect it will.

The monarchy is more than the monarch.

Harry deserves a medal

💟 Gotta luv the Queen Mum !

I see the trick---the reason it took so long when they snuck off to sign the book was that they also hit the restroom before the carriage ride.

r337 No, it's just one very loud loon saying that.

Joy Reid making her entire commentary about race as usual.

She has very big nips. My friend worked on the crew told me

[quote]Now they can live their life, and I don't have to hear about them every five minutes

Don't be so sure, gurl!

Who's going to start the divorce watch thread???? Let's start a pool for the date we think they'll file! I give them 8 years.

William would never be allowed to marry someone like Meghan. Never.

Tonight, the Blushing Bride will give up her troth!

My new word I learned today: "bust darts."

[quote]Br314, [R319], you’re projecting honey. Go back to whatever you were doing

I suggest you learn the meaning of projecting since the person to whom I originally responded actually (and stupidly) stated that Amal was a spy. The obsession with her heritage and then using it to denigrate her is the textbook definition of bigotry, so spare me your attempt to pretend otherwise.

Joan Rivers WOULD have been there. She was chummy with Chuck and Cammie.

[quote]I'm thinking three to five kids. Place your bets now!

She's too old to pop out five kids! Unless she has a few multiple births ... not out of the question at her age.

Where are they? Is this some village?

Finally clicked on my first block. It’s amazing how tidied up the thread got. What a bi-polar mess that was.

The poor horses.

I don’t know if he’s gay but someone posted pics of harry kissing a guy, not on the lips tho...

[quote] I love that the people of England are so excited, and support this couple, and wish them happiness.

Because they're sheep. The Romans were right with the old saying: "Panem Et Circeses" (Bread & circuses to control the silly masses).

Windsor, dear.

Stephanie Ruhle and Katy Tur on MSNBC are a hoot to watch. Acting like the biggest fangirls ever.

I love how someone on CNN is saying that Meghan will be the next people's princess. Um, wasn't Kate supposed to be the next people's princess? They toss that phrase around like film critics saying so-and-so will be the next Brando or Streep.

Windsor looks lovely in the spring sunshine!

Will Charles ever be king?

R336, only six? It’s a challenge, but not impossible...

I love how this royal wedding displayed England's cultural diversity!

Some needs to turn off their device and crawl back in their mother's basement.

They really lucked out with the weather.

My bet is they’ll pop out a token kid. One child, unless multiple births happen on her side of the fam8ly.

R353, Se easily could, and with all the fertility treatments out there you could have kids when you're late 40s now. That said. I predict 1 to 2 kids.

I hope Harry is wearing SPF 75!

R337, Harry’s not gay.

I think TWO very quickly and then a "mistake" much later.

That kid is going to have very light skin, but will be very attractive.

Tonight, Meghan will surrender herself as a virgin in the marital bed and will greet the dawn as a woman!

Harry is so ugly, but I guess for a Brit, he’s considered cute

Does the queen get to go take a nap now?

What kind of security do they have? Everything looks so open, and easily accessible.

So... the next big royal wedding is George's? I can already imagine myself live-posting about it here, thirty years from now. What a depressing thought.

It is just so bitter sweet. I remember watching his mother and Charles getting married as one of my first TV watching memories. I hope this one turns out better this time.

Please r375, you'd do him in a royal heartbeat.

I disagree R372. Not enough fertile years left with the ol’ eggs.

R378 don't worry, we could all be dead by then!

Where the fuck are they riding to - are they going into the Chunnel??

R377 Coppers and SAS SO19 snipers, plain clothes detectives.

R376 The Queen gets to have a few drinks, Camilla is having a fifth with a double straw.

Any bets that Obama shows up for the cocktail party tonight?

Where's the honeymoon, do we know?

Twitter is annoying, so many white SJWs are crowing about how great the embarrassing sermon was.

I think having diversity in the ceremony was a nice idea but that was not the time or place for that speech.

Been up all night for this. Happy 5:30 a.m. to me. I’m out of here.

[quote] Let's start a pool for the date we think they'll file! I give them 8 years.

I give them 50 years (or until Harry croaks, b/c she'll probably survive him).

They're actually made for each other (both in the good and bad sense of the word). And no way will Markle divorce such an ultra-rich, high-status husband. He'll start having a roving eye in a decade or so. But she'll hang on until the very end.

I wish the riders would all post in unison. It's making me seasick.

r347 Already Hatched!

Wow this is one long assed carriage ride

So did she say obey????

One of the horses is very nervous, the one in the front

The size of the crowd is amazing.

She wants to buy a house in Malibu too.

[quote]Wow this is one long assed carriage ride

No more ass talk and no more pancakes!

R373 The kids will only be 1/4 black.

[quote]Harry is so ugly, but I guess for a Brit, he’s considered cute

He's not ugly, but he's definitely an AWG. The "royalty" thing adds points.

I'm predicting twins. One and done. She's 36. She won't be giving birth to a rugby team.

R395 There are many horses that are very nervous and you can tell they want to bolt

Harry has masculine energy, but is in no way facially good looking and he has a jacked up grill and looks wizened. The kids will be okay if they somewhat take after Meghan. But nobody in the Royal Family is objectively "good looking", male or female. Diana was even an anomaly in her own family; that's why her good looks stopped with her.

Watching them wave and the crowds...this shit is so weird in 2018

Wow! That's quite a turn out.

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😼 Harry's got the smile and twinkle.

This is as much about Diana as it is about Harry and Meghan. The Brits want him to be happy. And they are happy for him. I like that.

I SAID YOU CAN GO HOME NOW, MOM.

R377, they don’t have rampant guns everywhere in the UK among the commoners, so events like this can be more open and accessible than they ever could in the US.

Ugh MSNBC is now comparing Meghan to Audrey Hepburn and Grace Kelly. Stop with all these stupid comparisons!

That Bishop preaching the Pentecost was putting on a show for the cameras. He wants to be known the world over. I halfway expected him to start handling shakes at one point.

R403, William used to be hot.

The Queen looks like she’s way over this shit.

Philip now has Motown tunes on his ipod.

I thought it was beautiful.

R378, but Prince George’s will be a fabulous gay wedding.

I think it would have been lovely if they asked Doria (not to be confused with Little Dorritt) to ride in the carriage with them.

They can put Phillip back into his coffin now that it's over.

They’re called bust darts, Mama, and every wedding dress has them.

Justice of the Peace for everyone

I don't know how many gallons of Sainsbury's ASSAM tea I've drunk.

I thought Meghan's appearance was beautiful. She wasn't tarted up with gobs of makeup. She had on just a minimal amount and it let her natural beauty show through. The hair, well it was fine but they should have made sure it wouldn't come undone underneath the veil. But no biggie. She was still radiantly beautiful.

One of the Yorkies is engaged, won't that wedding be on TV?

Some of the attendants on horseback have nice bouncing baskets.

England looks beautiful.

I didn’t watch, I’m sure it will be on the news later. Oprah looked terrible, that color didn’t suit her

[quote]One of the Yorkies is engaged, won't that wedding be on TV?

No one is waking up this early for that shit.

I'm glad they chose Windsor over London. Makes a change.

Oprah weaponized her titties

Oprah needs a breast reduction her tits arrive 10 minutes before she does.

Americans fought a war to be rid of this Royal ridiculousness.

Is that chocolate "Bishop" Desmond Doo-Doo?

M Vieira on BBC

She’s average looking. She’s not gonna turn your head on the streets. She has the acting job of her life!

Did they mention prenup?

I don’t think they will divorce, what the fuck else is she gonna do? She can barely act and she ancient in Hollywood

A while back someone had a thread about Harry's title. I know he's Sussex but what were the other 2 options people thought it would be ?

I wonder how many days ago they had to cut Camilla off from the booze. Surely they had to dry her out before today.

Unlike most of you on here, I liked how they incorporated African American culture into the ceremony, out of respect for Meghan.

R437, they didn’t dry her out. Didn’t want to risk her having DTs live during the ceremony.

R437 She had 2 large flasks straddled to her thighs.

[quote]M Vieira on BBC

The BBC = Bad and Boring

MSNBC just said that Meghan had to pay for her own dress, and it was not allowed to be more expensive than Kate's!

R420 must marry me.

Megs certainly had her hand quite high up on Harry's thigh when they were sitting at the altar.

I think they prefer her pickled

R438, I think the only problem for most was that the minister was very long-winded. I know we have racist turds on here who won't die because they're just roaches, but that minister really chose the wrong setting for what he did.

“Meghan is a fashionista!” Proclaims MSNBC.

They telling us now so they won’t have to tell us later.

r436 one of them was Duke of Clarence, I believe.

R438 there's a handful of racist trolls, the urine troll, the Camilla is a drunk troll, the Meghan and Harry are ugly trolls, the "it won't last/Meghan is the Antichrist" trolls, the lizard people troll, and the subtle racist trolls who may be some combination of the above. If you ignore them, the rest of the thread is fun :-)

i Don’t want to hear anything else about this couple anymore. Please fuck off and the queen can fuck off too! SO glad we don’t have this nonsense over here

R438, it was very selfish of that bishop. He had a captive audience and couldn’t restrain his famewhore urges. Not cool.

Missed it - what was he pissing on about?

[quote]Joan Rivers WOULD have been there. She was chummy with Chuck and Cammie.

I miss Joan.

R449, I think the ‘Camilla is a boozehound’ troll is funny.

It’s funny because it’s true.

Oh, who cares? - forget about him now.

Gawd. Another major milestone marking Diana's absence.

I wouldn't be surprised if the Obamas are invited to the private reception tonight.

On 2nd thought, probably not because if they were there, it would be known because the presence of their security detail would give it away.

R451 he made it memorable and will be talked about and laughed about for years. It was pretty funny and definitely new for the upper class Brits. They will all secretly love it even as they were rolling their eyes.

The dress was underwhelming. Boring, even.

R454 I'm pretty sure it's also the urine troll.

[quote]She's too old to pop out five kids! Unless she has a few multiple births ... not out of the question at her age.

Only because IVF makes multiples more likely, not age of mother by itself

I wouldn’t be surprised if Camilla was a drunk, I worked as a waitress in a restaurant bar in college and the English drink A LOT.

R446 The minister knew he had his moment in the spotlight and was not going to let it go. He should have focused on the wedding and the couple and not turn it into a revival meeting that ran too long.

R332, she is already 36. NOT having 5 kids.

R463 sounds like someone needs JESUS!

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Elton "Burn Down the Mission" John had a lot of damn nerve acting scandalized by the preacher. Half of what he recorded from 1971 through 1973 was stolen from American Southern black preachers.

Would you just love to hear Joan Rivers' commentary on the Royal Wedding !

I do miss her, too !

Tell what's worse than the trolls - the people who GO ON & ON about them! STFU!

[quote]I worked as a waitress in a restaurant bar in college and the English drink A LOT.

In other news, water is wet and Mars is a planet.

[quote]Missed it - what was he pissing on about?

LOVE and FIRE.

I haven't read all posts, so sorry if this has been addressed.

Will Harry and Meghan be doing a balcony appearance?

r464 Three the old-fashioned way and a set of twins via IVF. It's totally doable if she really commits.

Harry really isn't good looking, objectively speaking. William isn't either, but he was a gorgeous kid and teenager.

Even as Bishops, black people have to ghetto it up.

[quote] She's too old to pop out five kids

Don't worry, Elton will give her tips. He became a dad at the blossoming young age of 63.

R448 thank you! That was the ugly name. I was talking it over with my sister and said only Sussex sounded like a royal title. Clarence sounds like someone's old black uncle . You know that would have been an issue to with the way Princess Michelle was trolling during he engagement.

Who is Caroline Greenwood and why did she dress as Robin Hood for the wedding? A subtle social commentary?

[quote]Unlike most of you on here, I liked how they incorporated African American culture into the ceremony, out of respect for Meghan.

Meghan has never had anything to do with African-American culture in her life. She looks like a white girl with a tan, was raised in a white environment, and socialized almost exclusively with whites. She's about as culturally African-American as Taylor Swift.

"Worked as a waitress in a college bar"...............

Let's talk about what outrageous drunks your fellow college students were, and still are.

[quote]Will Harry and Meghan be doing a balcony appearance?

No! They're in Windsor - NO balcony.

The Windsors are cute when young but once they hit 20 their looks quickly fade.

I spotted Chelsy looking a little morose.....biting her lips.

I agree that the AA reverend went on much too long. I didn’t mind him at all, until he just kept going and going. WTF was this thing about Facebook, Instagram, and arriving in cars? It sounded like something you preach to poor, unsophisticated people, living in Louisiana. C’mon now. That was ridiculous.

Meghan should have worn her hair completely off her face and forehead. Her dress was boring, however very tasteful, but the long veil was not a match to the dress. I genuinely do not understand why she wore such a long veil with such a gathered, and conservative dress.

I like that Meghan kept her freckles. I have mine zapped off as soon as they pop up, and have only kept two that were strategically placed on my face by sheer luck.

Best wishes to the newlyweds!

Next up, the after wedding ceremony garden reception and piss-up!!

And the American racists have woken up.

I do too, r438. And the assholes calling it "ghetto" and saying it was gratuitous because her skin isn't that dark are as clueless as they are racist.

Serena Williams is there! I wonder if Princess Michael will mention her pets’ names to her.

You are forgetting her mother, R479.

i think it's possible to have 3 a least.DIdn't frank lampard's wife just got pregnant? and she's almost 50!

there was another lady who is in her late 40s, announced she's having a baby.

The BBC just segued to the Manchester United game as fast as they could, heh.

BBC Three trolling Trump

R487 It was gratuitous because they normally don't have that many black people in any of their ceremonies.

She will only have one child, and will struggle to get pregnant.

Mr. Markle being fed apple sauce while drip being changed.

I agree, R479.

Lol r493

The BBC has FEATURED Meredith Viera! WTF?

Now, can you imagine, after all that? certain guests are supposed to bring their own food to the wedding? WTF?

Now they're interviewing the "plebs" on the street. Time to turn off!

No, Harry is not classically handsome. But he is hot as fire and one sexy man. I'll take that over "classically handsome" any day.

wait, that guy talked for 2 hrs? is that the norm? fucking hell.

OT, The main anchor of BBC News has lost lots of weight.

R495 she will have access to the best reproductive technology behind the scenes. She probably already has eggs on ice ready to thaw.

BBC wrapping up their coverage with "Crazy Little Thing Called Love." Bizarre.

R379- speaks the truth.

OK I missed it. Were the Obama's there?

Oops, meant R479.

Will Harry be hot as his hair loss proceeds?

I don't care what you say. Harry is HOT!

R508 no.

Little Charlotte is into being a Royal child; George is not.

Why was Oprah there?

[quote]Amal has a cunty look there. Bitch

She's a real cunt. When she was walking into the church she was talking with some woman and she sneered her mouth and rolled her eyes. During the ceremony she gave smug looks

[quote]I don't care what you say. Harry is HOT!

yes, the thread is drawing to a close.

[quote]OK I missed it. Were the Obama's there?

I thought they were not invited to avoid the awkwardness of including them, but not inviting Trump.

Meghan should have flown in an American hairdresser. Americans know hair. But for heaven's sake, you queens are (over)acting like she was chewing and snapping gum throughout the entire ceremony. Hair emergencies happen. Get over it.

She interviewed Doria. Not sure if that was in London. I think she basically invited herself. After all, she is Oprah!

[quote]I thought they were not invited to avoid the awkwardness of including them

No one here gives a shit about them.

Amal is a laywer...need i say more?

R479 is spot on. I am of mixed ancestry. I resemble Meghan in color and hair texture. I grew up in affluent, all white neighborhoods, and went to all white schools. I did not have a black girlfriend until college. All of my girlfriends were white, all of the men I dated were white. I barely ever got to know, be around, or grow up with anyone in my black side of the family. It’s absolutely obvious that this has been the same experience for Meghan.

Let’s be brutally honest: does anyone think Harry would have married a real culturally black young woman from the ghetto? Um, no.

Katy Tur’s tits are larger than I had realized.

Victoria Beckham dressed in dark full-length shapeless dress, looking expressionless. Even on a sunny, blue-sky May afternoon, she still dresses like she's attending a miserable funeral.

How the hell does David stand her?

R523 = Katy's err....dad.

My favorite moment of the wedding. Gape-mouthed Zara Tindall using all of her strength to hold back the pee.

I thought Megan's one escaped strand of hair was rather endearing. And as another poster pointed out, her hair has never looked as bad as Chelsy's. That one seems to have never owned a hairbrush.

R522 so is the only black culture that is "real" is the one produced by poor black people? Because poor white people have a particular culture as do rich white people. One is not more "real" than the other.

Vickey's dress was the most drab, uninspired frock for a "designer", r524.

Zara was probably wearing a diaper, just in case.

Info on the jewelry she wore as well as the tiara!

R542, he loves "their brand" more...

OK, they're married. Let the Divorce countdown begin!!!

This wedding was quicker and more fun than the dull, dragging snooze fest nuptials of William and Kate

[quote]I say this as an African American:

Sure Jan.

Hint: Actual "African Americans" just say black.

i didn't watch the wedding and just turned on the tv and seeing the pictures posted in this thread...she could have looked better!

What if Sir Elton's expression was matched by body language if he had the room?

Divorce? Do you think Megan is gonna let Harry get away?? LOL. nah...she's gonna hold on to him and this "family" as long as she can. she will turn blind eye to all his cheating! and when he does, he will blame it on the drink. They royals do what the fuck they want, nobody is gonna tell them any different.

Most of these Brits in attendance must be pretty tanked up.

Maybe Victoria [italic]is[/italic] actually going to a funeral straight after this wedding.

She'll just need to change her orange stilettos, and she's ready & set to mourn.

It's funny that her maiden name is Adams - she definitely nails that Morticia Adams style.

Is Victoria Beckham always so sour? I can't believe Beckham hasn't dumped her. Not an ounce of joy in her.

[quote]How the hell does David stand her?

He doesn't. He's just in it for the brand and the money.

I agree. harry looked at altar like he realized at that moment he had made a huge mistake and she was fake as fuk.

[quote] Not an ounce of joy in her.

Never eating will have that effect on a person.

David Beckham looked GREAT though.

Lol, some random trashy tatted up woman they were interviewing on Sky News just said she has no interest in the royal family at all and doesn't expect the marriage to last. Not exactly what the presenter was expecting.

wow. did anyone see prince philip? he was walking fine?

R528-You're not understanding what that poster was saying. She was not around many black people, rich or poor. I highly doubt Meghan jumped the broom at her last wedding.

R522- Has things changed as far as dating since branched out in life?

R526, poor Zara never looked like she sat down comfortably in her chair from the minute she got there. I like her, I think she's probably the best of the bunch.

Gayle King should have skipped the hat. She looks like Black Anne of Green Gables.

Best moments from the wedding, for those just joining us

R547 He was fine. Not even a cane.

"Let them have their 10 yr marriage for christsake!" - that's very proper and respectable today!

Amal is truly insufferable and George looks like he's 80. I wonder if they are invited to the evening time reception.

Her dress is so plain!!! and the veil is all wrong for the dress. but hey, what can you do? she hasn't much of a body, i suppose that's why she chose that. no taste.

I am sure Oprah will look after Doria. And I mean the hat in the nicest possible way.

Anal Clooney is a wretched cunt.

wow, jjust seeing the wedding pictures and the guests...what the fuck, that amal is wearing mustard. gross.

DL should change it's catch-phrase to "Pointless Bitchery, Hate, and Loathing."

They're all wretched cunts, the product of PR and media indoctrination. Not a decent one in the lot.

I bet Harry is gonna continue banging that ex. chelsey. sorry if i got the name wrong...

I thought George & Amal both looked gorgeous.

George is dreamy handsome, & Amal is stunning.

R528, what I am saying is that until recently, meaning the last 20-30 years, we as a nation, have not seen, or been properly introduced, to blacks with wealth. It is true, and you know it as well as I.

The only other kid in our school who was black, 100% Black, was a boy who had been adopted by two wealthy, white attorneys. He is now a wealthy, black attorney.

I personally did not hold blacks back from wealth, education, or opportunity. Whites have been more responsible for that than anyone else in this country, hence the disgusting and formidable opposition to our first biracial president, and his wife.

No, poor, black culture isn’t the only black culture, but it’s the one whites choose to be familiar with. Not all whites, but certainly enough to still provide us with the racial divide we still experience today.

It was nice to see Sarah Ferguson there, but still a shame that Phil made her sit nearest the front entrance. Poor Auntie Fergs - gone but not forgotten.

I don't know amal and she probably is a nice person but she from her looks, she looks like she is very stuck up and a pure cunt look. sorry if this is not the case and i;ve offended anyone.

the dress she wore in her tv wedding is better than this one.

R559 forgot JEALOUS

Amal's ugly mustard dress probably looked great at 4:00 am in the dark when she tried it on.

The York sisters fucked up again. It's almost now a wedding tradition for them. Eugenie (left) was fine, but obviously tried to copy-cat & channel Jackie O.

And Beatrice (right)...well, a picture is worth a thousand words.

one of the worst dressed is victoria beckham. looks like she is going to a funeral....lol maybe it is.

Victoria looks like a recently widowed flight attendant R570

Oops! I meant to sign off as R522, not R523.

they are and will alwys be the evil sisters in Cinderella.

ms beckham should be led to the prison for her horrid grouchy face and black soul dress. kunt!

The American Preacher’s speech lasted 13 minitues 44 seconds! That’s like an Eternity!

Why doesn't Beatrice just borrow Kate's exquisite stylist? Why does she keep doing this to herself?

That long teal dress (with bubbles sewed on?) does absolutely nothing for her.

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The only thing the entire world will remember about this wedding is that preacher going ON and ON and ON and ON and . . .

That Beatrice looks ghastly.

[quote]Meghan has never had anything to do with African-American culture in her life. She looks like a white girl with a tan, was raised in a white environment, and socialized almost exclusively with whites. She's about as culturally African-American as Taylor Swift.

Totally agree. And her attempts to black-wash the wedding were cringe inducing. The young cellist and the woman preacher/reader? Fine, perfect. But leave it at that. The attention hog, tent revival preacher and the "Sister Act" southern baptist choir were WAY over the top. That is not her heritage at all. So embarrassing. People were visibly squirming, including the bridal couple.

Maybe Meghan can introduce a Hair Gene into the Royal Family!

David Beckham’s neck tattoos looked ghastly with that formal tux.

Men, please stop tattooing every inch of your gorgeous bodies!!!

Oprah looks clueless - trying to find her seat.

Is that what gave Posh that sucked lemon face?😖

There is no hope for Bea and Yuge. The gals at Ascot was another major fashion disaster.

R579, I agree.

Didn’t Meghan and Harry insist upon planning every detail themselves?

Joy Reid loved all the “blackwashing”.

I was bothered by the speaker. Talking about love breaking all kinds of barriers is a great theme. But slavery, fire and Martin Luther King just didn't belong at a wedding. I liked the gospel wedding. And I like stand by me. But something uplifting would have really lifted the church. I loved Harry telling Meaghan she looked amazing when finally got down to him. I though Doria was one of the most composed and well dressed. The love she has for her daughter showed on her face.

Charles and Doria came out of that Chapel with a lot more respect than they had going in.

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That preacher ruined the whole vibe. Absolutely.

....

So Oprah's plus 1 was Gayle, instead of Stedgirl! What could that mean??

Who is Kate's stylist? She almost always looks so well-put together.

[quote] Meghan should have flown in an American hairdresser. Americans know hair

SHE DID!!! She flew in some Los Angeles hairdresser who does Amal Clooney and Julia Roberts hair. She also flew in an American makeup artist from America. They had someone on CNN who said this

Kate is just Red 🔥!

R567 👍 Thank You.......

I stand corrected!

I thought these were good, for once.

"Someone on CNN said this" r593 ?

Right..........Here we tho again!

R587 here. Meant gospel choir. I think I need some sleep!

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R587 I think they should have sang "Movin' On Up" (from the "Jefferson's), and given it all of the hand clappin' and foot stompin' it deserved.

God Save The Queen's Dildo

I wonder why the Middletons didn't get seats in the choir? Wouldn't they warrant one more than the Clooneys and Serena and her husband. They're the grandparents of a future sovereign.

William’s gotten fat and homely.

Those fucking Clooneys are low class trash who had no business being there.

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I'm still wondering why Megs didn't curtsy to the Queen at the end of the ceremony???

Is there thread #4 - Link?

[quote]That shot of the rest of the Royal Family and Meghan's mom standing in a row looks like the end of the original Star Wars.

With Camilla as Chewbacca, R303.

Gown by Travilla.

Highlight of the day Stef and Katie get a wave from Meg. Hilarious.

After 35, she’s a high risk pregnancy. They might do something really radical...adopt. Talk about setting the BRF in a tissy!!