Aaron Schock - Cockgobbler - Part 2

Mary speaks:

[quote] “The government spent two years and two different grand juries investigating every aspect of my 14-year public service career. They investigated my business endeavors, from the age of 18 years old to the three years since leaving office, and they even investigated my personal life," Schock said. "It’s a sad day in America when our U.S. Justice Department will stop at nothing, not even trampling the Constitution in its zeal to prosecute. Thankfully we have the courts, and I am confident they will provide the necessary check on this out-of-control prosecution."

Who's paying his legal fees? A South Asian millionaire admirer?

When does he go to prison?

If he goes to prison, it's going to be extremely comfy, right? There actually are cushy white-collar prisons, I think...

I spotted him today (4/19/18) around 8:45 AM heading north at the corner of Oak Streets and the Inner Drive/Michigan Avenue in Chicago. He was wearing running shorts. I looked long enough to be sure it was him.

Was he headed in the direction of the nearest bathhouse?

Is this bitch really living in weho? If so, I hope the bitches in weho reject him with hate fucks and grease fires.

Pure evil.

r5 did he have cum running down one leg from a leaky arse?

R9 what I noticed is that he looked nervous.

Fuck him.

He can't take much more probing!

Well, he will just have to get used to more probing...

1) White

2) Republican

3) Good looking

4)Knows where a few bodies are buried

5) Doesn't blast his sexuality to the world

He will never see a day in jail.

I thought Weho was insanely expensive? How can this unemployed man with enormous legal fees afford to live there?

R15, he's getting money from wealthy Indians who think he's going to lobby in DC for them - or for something else.

It's sickening how much of a pass this guy is getting. Talk about privilege. He is objectively attractive but his Trump style deflection in r1 article and Republican sleaziness make me rage. I admit that I check his threads in the search for his downfall; two wrongs don't make a right so I'm done caring about this asshole.

I see he's adopting the Trump defense of painting law enforcement as corrupt and out of control. Next he'll be saying the deep state is responsible for his problems.

Moved to WeHo? Is he doing research? Did he stumble into the neighborhood not knowing where he is? Was his real home in Glendale still being remodeled and not ready yet? Is living in WeHo just a phase?

I hope this pig goes to prison.

He will find some rich republican man and let that man bone him whenever. Be like a proper slave to sex. When the old man dies he shall bequeath him a painting or a pony. Then Aaron will be in the clover

Aaron Schock and Aaron Hernandez (i ship em)!

R12, he's trying to get a message out in that pic. If we could just figure out what the code is in "Clean Burning Candles." Erase some tapes? "I like hot, cut cocks"?

He will definitely gwt away with it. OUT ultimately will celebrate him, and he’ll get a half-million-dollar book deal from Simon & Schuster.

R24 is right. Out is without conscience. Tobacco shills.

Out’s editor defended his decision to feature Yiannopoulos. Then Yiannopoulos was revealed to be not only racist and misogynist, but a supporter of raping boys. Thanks, Out!

So is he gonna get off or what?

Will the gays love him when he’s out or what?

But I thought he LIKED probing?!

Theories about Aaron’s future?

Bottom in the first David Pevsner porn vid.

R12, his forehead is so gross.

Aaron "liked" this post, which couldn't possibly by any gayer.

Fuck you back, Jon Rollo. Cockgobbler has no taste in human beings.

Its amazing how many crooked Republicans there are.

Schock liked this video of Kanye West saying he loves Trump and the media is brainwashing black people.

Antigay Aaron Schock liked this photo of two gay daddies with their kids. Curious. If he had the opportunity to go back to Congress, wouldn’t he vote to haul them off to prison if he were told to do so by his party?

^ He probably just wants to have a threeway with the dads

Joey Gonzales is hot and why does he keep promoting Don Julio Tequila ? Yum

There may be a video of his of dick leaking over the next few weeks!!!! He seems to have been sucessfully catfished

R39 it has been over a month since the thread you linked to was posted. Maybe you're making stuff up and bumping the thread on malegeneral as well as on this thread.

How dare he move to WeHo being a corrupt, Republican pig?

FAKE NEWS

PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

R40 NOT trying to troll. Just discovered the thread. These thing take a while sometimes. I remember once years ago a gif of a guy i had been following leaked a year before the actual video did. What would I gain by boosting male general? They don't track views there

There are a slew of Log Cabin Republicans in Peoria, and from Peoria Il. It must be something in the water.

[quote]Its amazing how many crooked politicians there are.

Fixed that for ya, R34.

twitter says he was spotted on all fours at the baths. thugs were takin turns loading his fukhole up with thick jizzz

he was very drunk

Yes, he's quite fussy R46.... He only wants THICK loads, no runny stuff for this pro!

Top? Bottom? Milkmaid?

So how do we talk him into doing a deplorable porn movie with Milo?

Consenting adults only, thank you. But he could make a lot of money doing a BDSM film called "The Turquoise Belt" .

Gagged, hogtied, etc.

R50 I would only watch to see Milo Yiannopoulos gagged. I never thought I would ever find any appeal in scat, but I would pay to see people shit on a gagged and bound Milo. Black men, preferably, since he has so exploited them. And Aaron could just be chained to a wall and forced to watch free minorities humiliate the man behind Gays for Trump.

This is a brilliant idea, actually.

Aaron looks like the perfect specimen to get fisted, just load him up with poppers and open up his hole nice and wide.

R52 This movie needs something more extreme than what he lets Alex Jones and Steve Bannon do to him off camera.

So what do we think, is Aaron a top or a bottom?

In another thread, someone posted screenshots of alleged conversations between Aaron and someone that seemed to imply he is a top.

Aaron is a brutal top with a 7 incher.

Aaron is an opportunist, which makes me think he is versatile and willing to engage in sex for both personal pleasure and professional gain. He’s a conservative German-American politician from Illinois, which makes me think he is probably racist, particularly given the company he keeps. But he’s schmoozing with Indian diplomats hardcore because they seem oblivious that he’s not currently a member of Congress. So...versatile. Maybe he likes to stick it in a tight hole, but he’ll be flat on his back before you can say lickety-split if there’s something to be gained.

He'll eventually come out, be embraced by the Log Cabin Republicans and marry Richard Grenell in a tasteful Palm Springs wedding.

R58 No fucking way. He is too vain, shallow and image conscious. If it’s not Adam Kinzinger and it can’t be Paul Ryan, then he’ll be a Lindsey Graham confirmed bachelor type forever.

Although he could publicly get with the steroidal midget who he fucks from the local NYC news station.

R59, more like a crystal meth binge with Jim Jordan.

I could see that, R60.

I feel like Richard Spencer might come out of he thought he had a chance with Schock, but Spencer is probably too gay and flabby for Shock to consider fucking him even if it did endear him to the Trumpsters.

I’m telling you, this is his chemically enhanced Republican plastic heartthrob of choice.

Moving to WeHo is essentially coming out, isn't it?

Speaking of Hollywood...

Here he is tastefully covering his boner with a young man.

I still cant believe a repug like him is gay. creep fukker!!! NO MORALS

Can we get this guy in prison already.

R67 Nope. He is a white Republican who has blown the speaker of the house. He will not go to jail. He’ll probably get off in the short term and over the long term self-destruct like OJ Simpson did.

Would love to see him in a gay porno as a the gangbang bottom.

it's coming sooner than you think....

He will never see a day in jail. Different rules for the attractive.

Attractive people go to jail every day

Attractive former elected officials who may know where one or two bodies are buried will never see a day in jail.

What if he’s not gay?

R74 = Aaron's clueless dad.

R75 He’s just fashionable!!!!

Beside on gobbling on his knees in the shower (according to Itay Hod), what positions does he enjoy?

I can't wait till his raw gangbang tape gets leaked

*Look for it on Amazon and your favorite streaming video sites

r77: I want to use this as the soundtrack.

I bet Cockgobblers hole is still pretty tight, and im sure he can suck cock like a Hoover.

He was overcharged. Won't be found guilty.

He’s into Mediterranean types, or if they’re powerful types then at least dark haired like Paul Ryan and Adam Kinzinger.

r79, I love you

[Quote He will never see a day in jail. Different rules for white people.

Fixed that for you, r71.

Milo Y is not gay. He is a hetereo breeder grifting as a gay dude.

[quote]I spotted him today (4/19/18) around 8:45 AM heading north at the corner of Oak Streets and the Inner Drive/Michigan Avenue in Chicago. He was wearing running shorts

I love these Gobblergawker threads

[quote]Clean burning candles! Made from renewable soybeans!

He maybe bought a handful, to light around a steaming, restful bathtub strewn perhaps with fresh lavender

Oh, the IRONY of Aaron liking this post!

He keeps liking Instagram posts that praise Donald Trump. He’s been ensnared. During the campaign he called Trump a joke and lamented the decisions of the Republican party.

I can't get a fix on The Cockgobbler. Is he a total whore or an uptight vanilla sex negative? I can imagine an argument for either.

Aaron will be selling real estate in Beverly Hills within the next year. He'll be a total BH/WeHo queen by the end of the decade.

[quote]Aaron is an opportunist, which makes me think he is versatile and willing to engage in sex for both personal pleasure and professional gain.

You don't know how right you are.

R92 Oh, but I do.

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Is this Aaron in the second pic with the bunny ears? Looks like his non-eyebrows.

No, r95, it's not.

There is a lot of gay in that picture at R95. Did the guy in the center set anyone else's screen on fire?

You do realize that they tagged the people in that photo, right R95?

R97 R98 I didn’t realize people were tagged...but it was a fair question otherwise, since that gay midget dies the gay church lady thing with the gobbler and has posted evidence.

Of course, Aaron goes to Mosaic. Where else would he go. Mosaic? Really?!?!

Tell us non-LA people what going to Mosaic means, please?

R101 I’m under the impression the Hollywood Mosaic megachurch is basically a bath house with bibles?

Mosaic is a gay-friendly fundie church.

That Mark! Like a Millenial (or am I being too kind) Truman Capote, with those cat-eye frames giving him an extra boost of arch camp.

OH DEAR Millennial

When Aaron gobbles cock, does he drink hot loads directly from the tap, close his eyes and get a full facial with the guy painting cum all over with his dick, or does he go all-out porny and let it splatter all over his face and open mouth and wagging tongue and then drain what’s left from his trick’s softening schlong?

Thank you, R105.

*lights cigarette*

Please post some vulgar things here to distract from the wedding posts. I am so sick of this fucking wedding already.

Aaron looks like he would be a pretty fun bottom.

On one hand he is closeted and taught to hate homos, so I’d think he might be terrible in bed due to self-hatred. On the other hand, he’s an opportunistic politician, and so he probably doesn’t have any sort of conscience or self-awareness at all behind closed doors.

He needs to become a prolific cumdump

R110 Dude, he lives in West Hollywood and is shirtless or in a tank top in a gay gym and surrounded by prolific cumdumps in his private photos. The guy IS a prolific cumdump. If he were a woman, he’d be delivering an unknown father’s tenth litter right about now.

Rocking the ducklip injections ar R111

Aaron doesn't seem to post on his own Instagram anymore. I bet he gets plenty of cock in all those guys locker-rooms, looks like the kind of guy who could take a cock up his ass without even needing lube. Would love to watch him getting fucked.

Aaron actually looks pretty hot in r111's picture. It's the first time the sight of him has caused a stirring in my loins.

Enjoy, R114 and R113! He’ll drain you of every last drop of DNA before he calls the Trump gestapo to cart you off to the ovens. He’ll suck you, he’ll fuck you, and then he’ll burn you like the unholy witch you are.

^ How do you say shit like that with no shame?

R116 Guys here and elsewhere still fawn over him. How would he learn what shame is?

Schock schmoozin with another subcontinental diplomat.

He recently liked this photo of a table of gays coming to the rescue of a widow in Hawaii.

^the gay who posted the photo is in this “Smug Mug” photo collection from Washington Life magazine, as is the cockgobblin Aaron himself. It’s a fundraiser for Susan G. Komen. Aaron’s friend appears to work presently in “the executive office of Melinda Gates,” and previously worked for the State Department, for Bush White House and the 2008 McCain campaign. I’m a little surprised to see that the Gateses have hired someone with such a Republican resume, who appears to be friends with a criminal imbezzler.

Aaron is technically a virgin until he gives his flower to a good godly woman.

All of us should hate him.

It is less likely other men in congress will flaunt their bodies because it will draw comparisons to this disgraced POS.

What an interesting, and sad character study. Just imagine the powerful cognitive dissonance that fuel Aaron’s actions.

If him gits throwed in jail, who is gonna provide a fukhole at the peep show fer us old gays to dump cumwaddys into?

The only thing I can say sort of in his favor (not really) is that he’s not a sellout asshole in isolation. Countless guys here admit they prioritize his appearance over the fact that he ***literally voted to deny us equal rights.*** And he appears to be friends with the dude who created Barry’s Bootcamp and ***his husband*** and he likes photos of the gay couple with their children. How those two married gay men and fathers can befriend a man who went on record many times against their rights and freedoms and legal protections should be beyond my comprehension, but it’s not. He’s got big hard pecs and rippled abs, and I think half our people would walk knowingly into a gas chamber if they thought a naked man with a worked out body would be waiting for them in there. It makes me sick and sad.

Here’s Aaron’s Instagram like of the morning.

The Cockgoblin’s birthday is May 28! If anyone here gets an invite to the West Hollywood Mosaic Megachurch’s surprise gangbang party, you’re obligated to share the event details here.

He’s a twat

[quote]He’s a twat

I was going to post, "This"; then, realized that that was an insult to twats.

Aaron liked this yesterday, so now we know his type.

Are you insinuating Congressman Aaron Schock is a homosexual?

r130 Are you insinuating he's still a Congressman?

Aaron Schock, he gobbled one, he played gobble gobble on my thumb. With a knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone, Aaron Schock came rolling home. Aaron Schock, he gobbled two, he played gobble gobble on my shoe. With a knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone, Aaron Schock came rolling home.

He be an ass pounder

I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.

Ryan over shock easy. Schock has a better body but Ryan is overall more attractive

Ryan is mostly straight but he’s an opportunistic politician after all and he spends too much time away from home and he has to stick his dick inside something warm and wet. He couldn’t live down getting a mistress pregnant or paying for an abortion so he plays it safe and fucks muscle butts when he is in DC. Aaron was the perfect receptacle since there was NO WAY Aaron was going to admit to having gay sex, and so he was a hot body, a fellow elephant and a willing and eager cum dump for Paul Ryan...until they got too comfortable as fuck buddies and Aaron made that grand mistske of talking about Paul’s hot body hidden under ill fitting suits while Aaron was parading past gay sex shops in Ybor City. So Paul had to break it off. But yes they have a less-romantic Brokeback thing happening mainly for the excitement and to ensure Aaron won’t talk, so Paul’s narcissism is fed by seeding Aaron occasionally and Aaron’s unrequited puppy lust is strung along—just as he likes it.

Great fantasy r136, but the laddies at Lipstick Alley already called out Ryan for his female mistress. He had the opportunity to hookup with Aaron while he was sleeping in his Capital Hill office, but I’m inclined to believe that he fucks with pussy.

R137 Aaron has gobbled the cock of Saint Paul

"Great fantasy R136, but the laddies at Lipstick Alley already called out Ryan for his female mistress."

Lipstick Alley isn't an authority on anything

Actually, R139, Lipstick Alley did an exclusive interview with both Paul Ryan and Aaron Schock and both affirmed that what R137 wrote is true. Paul Ryan boasted that he has pumped a cumulative fourteen and a third litres of hot Catholic cum into his mistress and that by the grace of God Almighty her only abortions have been spontaneous and heaven-sent. For his part, Aaron Schock attested that he has personally witnessed both the conception and the bloody self-abortions, although strictly in a platonic way, as Paul’s rules permitted Aaron to touch only himself and only to lick up fluids that fell to the hotel room floor or bedspread, not from any body in the room. And so we have incontrovertible firsthand evidence that Lipstick Alley’s consummate investigators have done their due diligence and, though initially skeptical, have confirmed that Paul Ryan doesn’t touch dick, although, as Lipstick Alley reported, “nobody and I mean nobody can resist the cockgoblin’s tits, so maybe I tongued those a bit but that doesn’t make me a fag.” Aaron said “yes, that’s correct, fags don’t vote against fags, so no fags here.”

Cockgobbler still in trouble.

[quote] Schock can appeal the decision, in part, to the full 7th Circuit Court of Appeals, or to the Supreme Court. Barring a dramatic reversal, however, the criminal proceedings against Schock will move forward.

[quote] He has been fighting the indictment in court, arguing that federal prosecutors overstepped their bounds when they charged him. A district court judge rejected Schock’s motion to dismiss the case last fall, but Schock’s defense team appealed that ruling.

he's a cunt

His anus is super puckered today - even though it's all scar tissue by now.

How is he paying his gym dues? His haircuts and tanning? He has been out of office and living in disgrace for a long time now. His legal bills to continue fighting this can not be cheap. You would think he would want to get this behind him so he can enjoy what's left of middle-age.

R145, I think he has consulting fees with cash-rich Indian businessmen. They think he's lobbying for them

[quote]I think he has consulting fees with cash-rich Indian businessmen. They think he's lobbying for them

Consulting fees, huh? Is that what escorts call their fee now?

He's probably hoping for a Trump pardon.

He not only has to have significant day to day living expenses, but he travels a lot for an unemployed person. He has been photographed this year partying shirtless in Miami Beach with an MTV reality show star, in West Hollywood with various people, and in India schmoozing with wealthy looking people who tag him in photos on Instagram and Twitter. One of his fag hag friends in LA is vice chair of the Republican Hindu Coalition and a former Miss India, who is probably his connection to India. Here they are partying in front of the Hollywood sign.

He’d trade away all LGBT civil rights in a heartbeat. He’s also apparently close with the founder of Barry’s Boot Camp and his husband, which should turn off all gay people from going to that business. They’re a married couple who are raising a child together and hanging out with an antigay gay disgraced congressman who voted to deny same-sex marriage rights and (I think) voted against an LGBT hate crimes bill.

“He spoke to a youth conference I attended where he felt the need to lie /inflated his credentials. I always knew his hubris would be his downfall.”

[quote]Schock’s lawyers previously asked for the case to be tossed by arguing that witnesses were asked “distasteful, offensive,” and “prejudicial” questions about every part of Schock’s sex life including whether he is gay and if his girlfriend was a beard.

Aaron has a "girlfriend"!?

LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!

Not-unexpected twist: His girlfriend HAS a beard.

'Girl'friend? That's nasty and completely unwarranted!! Jon just has feminine features.

Pro tip: the cockgoblin’s middle name is the name used in R154 and his stealthy moves to evade the public eye may be done under that name instead of the given one

she in hiding

knows the govt bout to git her....

She's tiresome.

I demand verification of sizemeat!

We would all like to know how the Cock Gobbler makes a living now. What is his source of income? And don’t say escorting.

R155, what's his middle name?

I'm here to report that Aaron does not have sizemeat. His erect penis is average at best and somewhat on the thin side. Circumcised. Pubes and ass are surprisingly untrimmed.

This is the cockgoblin’s friend and the president of the Republican Hindu Coalition supporting Trump’s immigration policies. Look at her Instagram account and tell me if I am crazy to think she resembles Ivanka Trump. Same surgeon? Or what?

Here he is again...Four Indians and A Peorian.

That doesn't look anything like him.

greedy cunt

That's not Aaron

See R149. Same chick partying with Aaron.

If I were advising Aaron, I would tell him to come out and write a book. Then go on a tour. He will build good will and have the power of the LGBT community behind him. Then he could go on the speaking circuit and he'll be set.

Not this cog in the LGBT community machine, R168

Even if he gets convicted King Trump will just pardon him.

Yep. If he pardons strangers for the crimes he and his family have committed and those pardons are not somehow overturned, then that means he can pardon his family and likely himself for the same crimes. He is using others as lab animals to test his powers.

He has those dead, sociopathic shark eyes.

[quote]Not this cog in the LGBT community machine, [R168]

Brava, bitch!

I really do not get people like R168. I am all for second chances and people redeeming themselves individually.

If, for instance, Aaron Schock apologized to me personally and explained that he couldn’t come to terms with his sexuality because of his upbringing, then I would engage in that dialogue.

But he has not apologized for anything. His record is that as a down-low gay man, he voted against legal protections and rights for all LGBT people at every opportunity while allegedly engaging in sex with gay journalists. For the duration, he was as much a social media cebrity as he was a politician, flaunting his body and certainly preoccupied with his appearance above all else. Then he was caught stealing federal money and chased out and now he is under indictment. He has claimed on several occasions victimhood, including lodging formal complaints that his sexuality has been used against him. He is a homophobe WHO IS PLAYING THE GAY CARD without shame. While all this is going down, he is seen partying with F+ list celebrities in Miami Beach and whoring around West Hollywood and India. He’s a walking and talking shameless insult to and assault on all gay men, a criminal beyond his moral corruption, and a narcissist above all.

And dudes here are encouraging him to go on a media tour and apologize with the expectation this would endear him to gay men? The sick thing is that I can see him cruising down the street on a float with no shirt, a crown and a scepter at a West Hollywood Pride parade because that’s all gay men stand for anyway: being proud of cookie-cutter gym bodies even at the expense of their own freedoms. Sick.

R174 we are the same community that gives awards for coming out. We are the same community that just ignores all the denials and the pretense while in the closet and then act like none of it ever happened when the same closeted famous person comes out. Aaron Schock is a special kind of repugnant, but all we have is history as our guide. And history has shown that a few mea culpas and a book tour seems to wash away the sins of the past.

For R174

If by "community," R174 you mean those whose livelihoods depend on giving out awards and (especially) ignoring this twat's shitstained past, sure: there's your community. Buy you'll have to exclude me.

Why would Trump pardon him? Are they at all connected?

R178 Schock is accused of defrauding the government and financial crimes. If he is found guilty, Trump pardons him, and no one intervenes, then Trump can subsequently pardon his family for financial crimes and claim the Schock, Martha Stewart, et al. pardons as unchallenged precedents.

Good news, everyone! Aaron liked this, so it looks like the LORD is fighting his battle in court for him.

Schock and Awww

R161 more details please on Aaron’s endowment and manscaping (or lack thereof)

Cockgobbler spotted in DC!

[quote]while allegedly engaging in sex with gay journalists

I never heard about this. Which journalists are we talking about?

R184 Itay Hod wrote a blind item (very obviously about Schock) about coming home and seeing a closeted congressman sucking off his journalist roommate in the shower.

....

HOW is he paying for all of this?

R187 Sponsors in India, apparently.

Is he planning a comeback as Mike Pence's right-hand man?

R189 “Mother, meet Son!”

r183 Why did they post that ancient photo of him in the candle store?

[quote]Is he planning a comeback as Mike Pence's right-hand man?

Best reach-arounds in town!

[quote] Itay Hod wrote a blind item (very obviously about Schock) about coming home and seeing a closeted congressman sucking off his journalist roommate in the shower.

I’m always suspicious of these types of stories. I mean, how would he have seen them if they were in the shower? Who walks in on their “roommate” while they’re taking a shower and be looking enough to be able to see someone else in there with them? Nobody ever calls these people out on stuff like that.

If Hod had written that he came home, heard the shower and eventually two guys walked out of the bathroom, I would tend to believe it, but he wants to get specific.

CGAS just followed this Barry’s Bootcamp whorestud on IG. The cockgoblin Schocker is all over Barry’s Bootcamp in WeHo, Illinois and DC. He’s apparently close (FB? One can only presume...) with the gay couple who owns the franchise. Ironic given they they are two married men with a baby girl and he famously is vehemently opposed to gay marriage, putting his congressional vote where his mouth was about that.

Aaron liked this on Instagram, too. Let’s laugh at the high potential of two volatile, insane world leaders blowing up the world...and liberals!

Some guy tweeted a picture of a cockgoblin lookalike on the new Dynasty show, and the cockgoblin himself liked the tweet. He wasn’t tagged, just named. That means he is trolling social media for mentions of himself!

Is he incel?

When Obama was president, he was in favor of Congress protecting people with pre-existing conditions. Now that Trump wants to revoke those protections...?

He's looking like he's been through a beef dehydrator lately.

R199’s pic shows he’s spending way too much time in the tanning bed.

He’s not going to have friends in West Hollywood for very long unless he starts a GoFundMe for some emergency Juvederm treatments.

Gurl needs to stop tanning

Jesus, he's only 37! That is weathered!

Surprised no one's asked if he's poz

I guess being closeted, having gay sex on the DL, creatine and HGH supplements and being indicted for imbezzling taxpayer dollars wil take a toll on a young guy. Whodathunk!

You would think that all those gallons of jizz battered on his face would approximate the effect of a stem cell facial, but I guess not.

WHY AINT SHE IN JAIL FOR VOTING AGAINST HER TRIBE: THE QUEENS OF THE UNIVERSE

DAMN HER SOUL

AND HER COCK AND ASSHOLE TOO

R207= Andre Leon Talley

“I can’t figure out how to attach the sling to this thing.”

He just followed his friend on Instagram. This guy LIED in his Twitter profile about being the vicechair of The Trevor Project (why??), and he had been on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as Lisa Vanderpump’s boss. He appears to be a fraud and a scammer just like his new congressional friend.

Aaron’s new friend is even more delusional than Aaron is!

Yes, Corky, you look exactly like Brad Pitt.

New friend is also about 4’6” tall, and speaks about the random stars in his photos as if they’re all his lifelong friends.

R212 And you can bet he is riding Aaron’s dick like a deranged meth-addicted bunny while promising to get him a position as Lisa Vanderpump’s next permanent houseguest.

r211, that’s Robert Redford.

R211 I’m aware. I was suggesting that he looks more like Corky from Life Goes On than like Redford, and Corky might have thought he looked like Brad Pitt.

My “joke” was terribly executed. Pre-coffee!

So do we not care anymore? Has time healed all wounds? Do we forgive him?

Yes we still care and no we don’t forgive you, Congressman Cockgobbler.

R217 What if I gobble some hot loads down on camera in a humiliating mea culpa?

We couldn't even consider "forgiving" him unless he came out and apologized for his votes.

He has time to do that R219. If he did that would you support dropping criminal charges?

Fuck off, scumbag. Self-loathing collaborators are not a turn on. I’d love to see you in jail, though.

[quote]If he did that would you support dropping criminal charges?

If he came out they should drop criminal charges? What? Are you high? You’re actually asking people that?

R222 If he apologizes to his fellow gays, don’t you think he deserves a pardon??

No the law is the law. If he came out he would still be a criminal. And he needs to face consequences for his actions just like any of us would.

But if he came out and apologized I would feel less animus towards him and probably stop mocking him.

What if he sucks off every guy here, no charge, at his OnlyFans account? Forgiveness then???

Again us forgiving him, and him being gay generally, have nothing to do with his crimes. He committed them, he will likely do jail time for them. That's only his own fault

I AM NOT A CROOK!

I just like nice things!!!! Since when is that a crime??!

Butt, but could one get get off for good behavior?

[quote]We couldn't even consider "forgiving" him unless he came out and apologized for his votes.

I'd never accept he didn't know exactly what he was doing.

O Jonathon, Jonathon, wherefore art thou Jonathon?

Gobble gobble glub glub

aint this fugly queen in prison yet??

Schock has gone all-in, throwing down both the gay victim card gauntlet and the the-corrupt-FBI-is-persecuting-me Trump card gauntlet. He has been victimized by the government’s inquiries about his sexuality and he has been victimized by a witchhunt that makes the innocent, naive former congressman’s mistakes out to be criminal acts. Woe! Woe!!

Pays to have friends in high places

I bet he got a ton of dick at West Point

When I first found this site a couple of years ago, most guys here said they would hate fuck Schock. Have you changed your minds?

r231 That's from 2014.

R236, I wasn’t part of this site then, so I’ll say it now, I still would hate-fuck him. Absolutely.

Look at the video in R233. Older footage of him is used before and after the short interview segment. In the newest footage, his surface-of-Mars forehead has been smoothed out to glass. Looks like he’s been Botoxing a lot in preparation for his trail.

His attorneys can now argue that Schock is a victim of an overzealous prosecutor. Betcha he gets off!!

He works out at Equinox in West Hollywood.

I see him every morning with some peroxided, tatted up muscle queen who is quite clearly his boyfriend.

He will get off because Republicans control everything now and he has been a diehard R party loyalist throughout everything and has support from his former FB Paul Ryan and other DL associates behind the scenes.

R241 Pics or it’s not true.

R243?

Kindly fuck right off.

You're precisely the reason people like me, who know a few things, seldom post here any more.

Believe what I posted. Or don't believe it. I couldn't care less.

R244 Why wouldn’t you discreetly take a picture of this rabidly anti-LGBT-voting gay congressman cavorting with his boyfriend and post it? Does he not deserve at least that much?

R244, are you new to the Internet?

He still hasn't come out as gay?????? Jeezus.

He reeks sociopath 100%. NO DOUBT!

R247 He ran for Congress. Of course he is.

I want him

he's a cunny cunt

He is why painal was invented.

[quote]He is why painal was invented.

Painal? India?

He's just looking for the right girl to settle down with. It might take years looking in steam rooms at gyms throughout West Hollywood but he'll find her.

He’s got a decent dick. Unforunately his DNA carries a viral code for evildoing.

I don’t believe r241 either. A wild lie

"It might take years looking in steam rooms at gyms throughout West Hollywood but he'll find her."

That worked for me!

Hehe

Why do people keep posting stuff that's four years old?

Because that’s when he was relevant, R258.

Poor guy lost his influencer status! He must feel so repressed not being able to post his *FABULOUS* life on Instagram anymore. I mean, if you do something fabulous and can't even post it for all to see, did it really even happen?

R260 Well he was still flaunting his Barry’s Bootcamp body on Instagram and in person at faboo parties until the legal proceedings resumed. He was just having other people upload them and tag him instead of presenting them on his own Instagram account. The adoration has continued with likes of West Hollywood scammer and Lisa Vanderpump business associate Mark Kurian (who for unknown reasons lied on his IG and Twitter accounts about being a board member for the Trveor Project when he never was) and Indian diplomats and officials who seem to be financially supporting him to exploit his connections to Republican party leaders such as his onetime down-low gym buddy Paul Ryan.

Still waiting for photog evidence of Aaron prancing around a West Hollywood gym. His social media activity suggest only that he’s into Barry’s Bootcamp and that he is probably fucking the founder of Barry’s Bootcamp and his husband. He regularly likes posts by both on Instagram, and especially shirtless photos of them and photos with their daughter, which is rather enraging to me given that he voted against same-sex marriage, spoke out on camera against it and likely to this day would vote against same-sex parental rights if given the opportunity.

And this gym affinity is corroborated by the Washington Post.

Partying in Hollywood with Republican delegate from India one year ago. Indicted and carefree! He also liked her and other Indian officials’ posts with Donald Trump and family at Trump fundraisers during the 2016 campaign. Last year, he randomly showed up on the floor of Congress, garnering headlines. It turns out that that was not random; he was there to get face time with the Indian Prime Minister. This dude has shady deals going on between India and Republican party leaders and the FBI is ignoring this part of the story.

In Mumbai this April representing himself as the youngest member of US Congress.

Same day, offering some ass up to another Indian dude.

When he goes to trial, look for a new wife. Someone that’s been “with him all along, but stays out of the spotlight to protect her privacy. But they’ve been dating for years and years.” *eye roll*

Wait for it.

R266 Too late for that. He is out-out now. And his legal case depends on it because his lawyers have been arguing he is being unfairly accused based on his sexuality. He is in West Hollywood, going to a gay church and evidently he has been embraced by the horny married gay owners of a gym. He can’t claim a beard now. Too much is out there.

When the timing is right he’ll insinuate himself into circles of a-list gays and end up marrying one with a fat dick and a fatter wallet. Otherwise he’d be spending all his time in Peoria than LA. The boy is still cute, thirsty, and politicians know how to sell themselves. His rehabilitation is very slowly underway. Sorry but the power of sex appeal and a hot body will bend any male’s judgement, gay or straight. He needs to get this case behind him ASAP while he still has his looks and a great redemption story to tell/sell.

R267, I agree with and respect what you’re saying, but I wouldn’t put anything past this guy. If his lawyer said, “Look, this jury will hate your hypocrisy concerning gays and it will be brought up by the prosecutor, so get a beard. Then we can say, ‘See! The government was prosecuting him because they [bold]thought[/bold] he was gay, but he’s not.’”

He would get a beard quicker than Liberace.

Aaron is shady as the day is long. BUT I would so want to smash with him just once. Maybe twice. I'd take a Silkwood shower afterwards, tho.

[quote]He would get a beard quicker than Liberace.

Liberace never had beards. He claimed that he never married because he was hopelessly in love with ice skater Sonja Henie, who, sadly, chose to marry someone else. Even though he became a star in the 1950s, Liberace never really tried very hard to hide his sexuality, although he did successfully sue Confidential magazine when it implied he was a big ol' homo.

R271, look up the word “irony.”

It works for this, too

[quote]Liberace never really tried very hard to hide his sexuality, although he did successfully sue Confidential magazine when it implied he was a big ol' homo.

R271, so he “never really tried very hard to hide his sexuality” but sued a magazine when it implied he was gay?

Do you not realize how that contradicts itself?

He just appealed to the Supreme Court. I think we know they'll take up his case and....

If his free speech was abridged, then the SC will have to throw out the indictments.

The vapid eldergay at r260 who is whining about millennials probably is a baby boomer who voted for Trump.

Nailed it, R276!!! DING DING DING, we have a winner folks!

So the SC will now be the GOP's Get Out Of Jail Free card. Great!

He’s going to get off

I guess Aaron thinks other people will assume he likes all of these instagays for their “fitness” tips 🙄

R280 he was on the cover of Men’s Health, after all!

Jerked off to that cover many times. Came out when I was in college. I didn't even realize he was gay back then. Only mens health I ever bought

He’s a slimy cunt

[R266] is right, there's too much out there, he's in a glass closet to some though.

Is that the same glass closet in which he used to keep his turquoise belt?

Goes to trial in January 2019

Trey Gowdy should not be given a pass either in the future.

In case you had any doubt, the cockgoblin just confirmed he is a deplorable Trumpster who thinks Obama’s immigration policies are equivalent to Trump’s virulent racism and violent, abusive treatment of children.

wonder how many young hot Latinos he's "sponsored."

Holy fuck he really is a mega-MAGA deplorable. He just liked this Instagram account, which claims Trump has a 156 IQ and even seems to overtly support Putin. Aaron Schock is a sicker fuck than I had assumed.

Now he is a hair model for his lesbian hair cutting friend in Los Angeles.

Always puckering dat puss

Fucklips

[quote]Jerked off to that cover many times. Came out when I was in college. I didn't even realize he was gay back then.

Oh the humanity!

Why doesn’t he do porn already? His attractive days are numbered, the gays would embrace a serial killing Nazi who calls for the extermination of all gay men if he looked good while fucking on camera, he could make some money and not lose any further credibility, and since 98 percent of gay porn stars claim to be straight, it’s not even as if he would have to come out after doing it. He can take loads on camera and still come out saying he hates homos and thinks they should all be put before a firing squad; in fact, if he did gay porn and claimed to be straight, MORE people would probably believe he is straight than believe it now. Because that is how fucked up this world is.

I wonder if doing porn would compromise the steady funding stream he has coming in from Indian officials, though.

Gurl better do something about those crows feet.

I'm the poster who sees him at the gym.

That hairdresser has her work cut out for her; he's balding on the crown.

R296 More lascivious detail, please. Does he glance at the other gym homos or avert his eyes and try to pass as straight? Have you grabbed him by the pussy in the locker room?

He has a hairy poontang.

He's gay...no doubt in my mind. The pictures of him getting a haircut is the smoking gun for me. And he needs to apologize publicly for his support of anti-gay legislation and policie, when he was an elected official. Or else he should be raked through the coals by his gay and lesbian enablers. And that includes Kristen Hetland. If she is a lesbian as the poster above says, how can she post such pictures of a guy who worked against her own community? She must know that he is closeted, but wants to come out.

He's getting a haircut in what I presume is a very high end salon. How does a former Congressman under indictment for misuse of campaign dollars afford such luxuries? Who's his sugar daddy? Ken Mehlman? He has no inkling as to the propriety of such photos in his position

I bet he will come out before his trial in January, and his attorneys will spin his misuse of funds as a reflection of his conflicts over his sexuality.

The little turd will get away with it

R299 Agree about the haircut.

He's such a failure as a closet case. Where are his drinking bros in camo hunting deer? Where's his Walmart clothing? Where's his beard? How did he think he could spend so much on decorating without a wife to blame?

As to his LGBT+ enablers, I assume he's incredibly personable in person and has a song and dance to explain his closet shenanigans...how he's sooooo close to coming out. He just needs more support....

When does the community end the white-washing of someone's past as they come out?

Kristen H has posted photos of him before. She appears to enjoy the “prestige” of cutting a digraced closeted former member of Congress’s hair. Here she is with one of many dykey friends.

Schock is in a closet made of thin glass, not frosted.

We know he lives part time in West Hollywood. We hear from people here that he goes to a gym there but no one has posted photos, so there’s no evidence of that.

He goes to the gay-packed Mosaic church. He posts about that. He picked up the queeny midget editor of “Beverly Hills Lifestyle Magazine” as a friend, and he likes his posts a lot. That editor, by the way, is Lisa Vanderpump’s boss at his magazine and on his Twitter bio he bizarrely stated he is the vice chair of the Trevor Project, which he never was, and he made his account private after the Trevor Project forced him to remove that language. In other words, he is a shady bitch, probably criminal like his friend Aaron.

There is also video of Aaron being flirty with queeny muscle midget Baruch Shemtov several times in NYC, and Aaron follows and likes his photos on Instagram—so they fuck, too.

And then of course his legal defense tested playing the gay card to see if he could get his case dismissed. They claimed he is innocent, being persecuted because of “rumors about his sexuality,” which is to say because “he eats cocks across America.”

Good think he got Paul Ryan to agree to give him a few loads so that he now has perpetual protection and leverage. (Allegedly.)

From November 2016

GURL!

Aaron liked this. He loves others, and he can’t help who he loves—because JESUS!!

Aaron loves me so much he blocked me on Instagram lol

What did you say to get blocked, R305?

R305, eh, you’ve been blocked from better.

No clue what I said in order to get blocked (it was years ago), but I'm sure it involved Jonathon!

Is he still fucking the sterioded guy Bauch?

R309 Yes, or at least he wants to. He likes Baruch’s shirtless IG posts.

Would love to give The Cockgobbler a good fisting. But his hole would enjoy that.

He’s more of a top R311

R309

This is going to slightly derail, but I'm genuinely curious. Is he friends with actual gay little people, or just guys short enough to be, in jest, labeled midgets? They must exist, but I've never met a gay little person, so I've just assumed they're all leprechauns hiding in a rainbow...somewhere else.

He’d be friends with anyone who will quietly agree not to out him and who can offer him some kind of payoff, whether that’s cash, ass, property or votes.

Is Baruch the guy Aaron was in the shower with, that Itay Hod posted about? The man is so muscular it's almost freakish.

The gobbler is liking photos by the guy who posted this. I can’t get over how boldly gay he is on Instagram after his anti-gay performances in Congress and voting to deny rights to gay people. It’s infuriating.

What’s more infuriating to me, R317, is that any gay person, and I mean ANY, even give him the time of day.

It’s disgusting.

R318 Agreed

R318 The owners of Barry’s Bootcamp—ironically, a married gay couple with a child—appear to be friends of his, judging by their social media interactions.

I know, R320. I read it either on this thread or another. And his hairstylist is a lesbian.

These are the people that make me sick to my stomach palling around with this asshat who doesn’t know the meaning of the word courage.

Baruch is the guy in the shower with him!

Trash

I thought it was Aaron's """""roommate"""" he was caught in the shower with?

Whenever I see pictures of him, I always think of Andrew Cunanan for some reason. Is it only me?

He may well be a bit like Cunanan.

Anyone in Weho wanna bang me? It’s Friiiiiiidaaaaaay!

Just no gay marriage. I do not thupport!

any truth to the rumors of him hiring young black jocks to poop into his mouth and then piss into him?

He’s a cutie pie. Prison should be fun.

He can get jacked like The Rock in prison. Plus being in prison as good an excuse as any for all his gay sex. Good times!

He's not going to prison. No way.

Does turquoise go with orange? Asking for a friend.

His trial is set for January. Anyone else expect it to be postponed again to yet another later date as he frolicks and fucks his way through West Hollywood with his buff Barry’s Bootcamp body and his sassy lesbo haircut?

Call me an asshole, but I don’t understand why gay men wouldn’t boycott Barry’s Bootcamp over its owners’ overtly close relationship with Schock. They are gay. They are married. They are raising a child together. Schock actually voted to support laws to make their life ILLEGAL.

[Quote]Call me an asshole, but I don’t understand why gay men wouldn’t boycott Barry’s Bootcamp over its owners’ overtly close relationship with Schock. They are gay. They are married. They are raising a child together. Schock actually voted to support laws to make their life ILLEGAL.

I will not call you anything negative. I agree with you totally and don't understand it myself. It's ridiculous that anyone would pal around with him and not completely ostracize him.

Joey Gonzalez owns Barry’s Bootcamp. He is married to chef Jon Rollo. The cockgobbler follows them, they like one another’s posts including ones tagged #gaydad #gayfamily, he has been photographed with them, he patronizes their gyms all around the country as he travels from luxurious South Beach partying with MTV reality show stars to getting hundred-dollar haircuts from an upscale hair stylist, all while being sued by the federal government for misusing tax dollars to buy chandeliers and European luxury furniture. Meanwhile, he’s being protected by friends like Paul Ryan, who are all about cutting taxes to the rich because the government misuses tax money.

Time to Boycott Barry's Bootcamp! Must of the guys working there are also male prostitutes/escorts.

“Must [sic] of the guys working there are also male prostitutes/escorts.”

Isn’t that most personal trainers anywhere?

If that were true, R337, I'd be in MUCH better shape.

Haters gonna hate!

Does Ronan have a crush or is he on the trail of another abuser?

Isn't Ronan with Jon Lovett who worked for Obama? Odds are Lovett is following Aaron on IG to monitor his activity.

My husband underwent Schock therapy.

Aaron is definitely getting fitness tips from this hot guy, whose pic he just liked.

He's gay as a goose, amazing in the 21st century he can still live in a glass closet.

He’s a philanthropist, R343!

Aaron probably wishes he were here

Aaron Schock's theme song...just change "him" to "her:"

It was one thing while he was on Congress. But what the hell is he still doing closeted. No one would even care if he did anymore. It's just embarrassing he stays in at this point

You think this bitch hasn’t gone to gay clubs in Mumbai? Wrong.

R349 Aaron thanked his young friend for “showing our group a fun time,” and his friend said “you were awesome.” Dude is gang bangin on the subcontinent!

Aaron & Andy Cohen should be a pair of gang bang bottoms.

[Quote]Aaron probably wishes he were here

Yeah, r346, on his knees, gobbling the tube steaks of the two guys on the left.

Thanksgiving is coming.

He may as well be doing XXX gay porn at this point. He’s certainly not hiding his sexuality well anymore. From the time he was in Congress to now, he’s consistently been an exhibitionist muscle mary who puts his body ahead of everything else. Seriously, why not just make some cash lying on his back on camera at this point?

Is he starting to lose his hair? Or is that by choice?

Does it piss anyone else off that this tax evading, money laundering closet case with no discernible income is jetting around the world and getting laid while the ret of us law abiding citizens are working our asses off and paying our taxes like good citizens?

R355 That haircut is the work of his best friend forever-slash-lesbian starfucker haircut lady Kristen Hetland. His hairline is receding like a supermoon low tide, and Hetland is either doing the best she can to mask it with bangs, or else she is covertly punishing him for his antigay voting by giving him embarrassing haircuts.

R356 Yes, his flamboyant flaunting of his body and his jetset faboo WeHo life pisses off many of us. But he is deplorable and this is the golden age of deplorable people. Being corrupt pays off in America today. Being a hypocrite pays off. Being hard bodied pays dividends. Those are assets in 2018.

Hairy ass and hole. Pass!

[quote]The pictures of him getting a haircut is the smoking gun for me.

Hunny, the smoke left the gun some years back

Chill masc bro!

[quote]His hairline is receding like a supermoon low tide,

Buuuuurn

Can one burn what already flames?

I would still like to see what his hole feels like and if he takes his loads raw.

Just a disgusting hypocrite. Someone please destroy him.

R354. That is just Aaron and a couple of his bros after a work out.

It's obvious: like any WeHo hustler, he's being paid in cash and isn't reporting it. DUH. Except he's not selling sex -- he's wrangled some wealthy South Asians to whom he's providing "consulting" services (i.e., getting them phone calls with Republican congressmen). It's so painfully obvious. He likely has a closeted wealthy South Asian fan or two who have crushes on him who are paying him regularly for consulting, in part so they can be around them. They probably recommend him to their friends, who also pay him for connects to congressmen, but who are unaware that their friends are recommending him because they have crushes on him. He's not having sex with anyone for money. It's all just an empty scam.

I doubt he finds India or South Asian men particularly attractive -- he probably hates going there, but does it because he has to. I know his type.

[quote] Mosaic is a gay-friendly fundie church.

It is a love-the-sinner, hate-the-sin type of evangelical theatrical experience for easily distracted millennials. "Gay-friendly" is a stretch. It teaches that homosexuality is not what God intended.

[quote] Call me an asshole, but I don’t understand why gay men wouldn’t boycott Barry’s Bootcamp over its owners’ overtly close relationship with Schock. They are gay. They are married. They are raising a child together. Schock actually voted to support laws to make their life ILLEGAL.

You are spot on. It's one thing to be dumb, vapid and/or apolitical. But to align yourself with someone who was known to be hostile -- in a purposeful, impactful way -- to your well-being and livelihood is insane. They should not get gay dollars if they cannot see this betrayal clearly.

[quote] Does Ronan have a crush or is he on the trail of another abuser?

Get him, Gurl!!!

I hope Ronan will take that closet-case cockgobbling freak down.

Ronan is “in a relationship” but openly trolls for hookups with truly low-rent Insta hos in every city he travels to. He’s going to get exposed, so he should maybe stick to taking down bigger fish where his own sleazy behavior might not discredit him.

Ronan Farrow's personal life is less than clean? Considering his mega role in the MeToo stories,that would be a story in itself. Is this just a rumor or is there more evidence?

Haha I DM’d Ronan like a year ago. We never talked about anything romantic or sexual, but I’m damn sure that the only reason he responded to me was that my profile pic was a cute twink, not that I blame him. He was overall pleasant and kind.

Hope he keeps his own hole clean as he’s doing these investigations.

R373 What did he say? And are you a cute twink, or did you catfish him?

Well, R373?

[R372] he’s in Australia right now, and keeps following new gays there and doing deep-dive likes on their photos to get their attention. If that’s not trolling for out of town hookups on the side, I don’t know what it is. And he does it every time he travels. It would be so easy for anyone he’s going after to get some of these guys to reveal he’s propositioned them, but...!

"He’s going to get exposed, so he should maybe stick to taking down bigger fish where his own sleazy behavior might not discredit him."

How is consensual hookups with twinks similar to what the Weinsteins of the world have been accused of?

R377, obviously it’s not the same at all. I’m saying it would be very easy for his targets to embarrass him about his personal life (either the relationship he protects from even discussing in interviews is wide, indiscreetly open, or he’s a serial cheater) if they wanted to threaten the clean-cut hero image and try to get him to back off.

In defense of Ronan, his boyfriend is fat and obnoxious (although very very smart). He’d be a fool to not pursue some on the side.

Not currently fat and has a lot of fans, so I’m not sure humiliating him would be a great move either.

R374, it was a fake profile.

The Cockgobbler returned to his cable news stomping grounds, FNC, last Thursday claiming a "fishing expedition" against him and with a bad looking haircut.

So you catfished Ronan, he was “overall pleasant and kind,” but you’re still going to insinuate ulterior motives on HIS part.

Sure, you sound normal.

Is he dating Andy Cohen?

Please. Like I'd date a fat old bottom.

Has Miss Aaron ever worked for a living, like in a real job that is not on the public payroll?

Aaron's new WeHo theme song!

WERK that iPod, Aaron!

All this trips to India paid off...they decriminalized being gay!!

Now she can collect millions, still by not working, but as a heroine of homo rights!

Prediction: Schock will come out either before or during his trial. He will claim during the hearings, as his lawyers already have, that he is being persecuted by a corrupt government, which is using his sexuality against him. He is a victimized gay!!

HRC, GLAAD and NLGJA will give him their superstar-of-the-year awards for his courage in the face of prosecution. The Advocate will run a faux-critical cover feature with a serious looking portrait on the cover. The story will list his opposition to gay marriage (boo!) and will drop in quotes from him as appropriate to explain how he was living in a world of hurt and shame while in Congress. Since leaving, since being HUNTED AND HARASSED by the evil government and the evil news media, he has seen the light. He has real friends now, not horrible users like in Washington, but the honest and sincere and beautiful people of West Hollywood (yay!!).

HRC will give him its top award. He will give the same 180-worldview speech that Wentworth Miller gave. All is not only forgiven; he is now a gay hero!

Schock will inspire shock and awe with shirtless, on-location-in-the-gym photos in Out amd Attitude. He will be granted a do-nothing editor-at-large job at both publications, or at HuffPost, whose tattooed queer editor wants to fuck him. He will be a TIME of-the-year celebrity. All this shit is prewritten. It’s a template.

One day, Schock will be named alongside Harvey Milkm as a courageous hero for LGBT rights.

And then he'll wake up.

R391, I can totally see it. HRC and Out will be first to start sucking him.

If I come out can I wear turquoise again?

The Cockgobbler needs to do a porn film where he bottoms for Colby Keller.

Cockgobbler Aaron Schock is a sun-damaged closet-case unregistered foreign agent selling Indian billionaires the most superficial access to former colleagues for cash that goes unreported to the IRS. Who gives a shit about sociopaths like him.

he is never going to come out . The straight thing is all he's got left of his image .

He's totes a chill masc bro!

The Cockgoblin followed this dude six hours ago...must have been his late-Friday-night Grindr find.

I want to be in him

R400 If you can turn yourself into a PrEP tablet, you can be inside him every morning with a cup of coffee.

Aaron’s Beverly Hills sugar daddy. What do you think the Cockgoblin does to earn his keep by this little creature?

He is now having sex with underage monks!

R402, he is a Mosaic scene queen. That's how they met. Ugh, Mosaic.

R404 He’s also a “friend of housewife” (actually a boss of Losa Vanderpump) on RHOBH.

Also a scammer. He falsely stated in his Twitter profile that he was a member of the Trevor Project board of directors for some reason—the Trevor Project said he never said and they forced him to delete that from his profile. He did and then he set his profile to private. Can’t wait for the stories of his fraud to come out.

R403, that picture is dated 2015.

R405 Yes, I thought that was the little Beverly Lesley midget queen from RHOBH who was the "editor" of that shit Beverly Hills "lifestyle magazine."

And it really pisses me off that an out and (I'm assuming) proud queen like him would be standing there beaming with that corrupt fucker who spent many of his days actively legislating against gay rights.

R407 Again, all evidence points to a self-serving opportunist (Schock) and a self-serving opportunist (Kurian) coming together out of natural self-serving interests.

Schock’s whole life has been “grifting,” as guys here love to say. He doesn’t work. He blabbered and looked cute and got himself a job in Washington and made a name for himself at the national level not though any legislative actions, but by taking off his shirt on magazines and by associating himself with Paul Ryan. Following him on social media, it’s clear Schock has a few interests: first is latching onto hot guys; next is latching onto celebrity or influential people; third is Republican party affiliation; fourth is latching onto and schmoozing Indian nationals. All this is evident through his social media accounts.

Kurian is a typical Hollywood con artist/opportunist type. He started up this magazine, wisely calling it Beverly Hills Lifestyle, which even if it had been printed at Kinko’s would have attracted Lisa Vanderpump types just because of its name. The dude lied about being on thw board of a gay teen suicide prevention nonprofit...that to me is a way worse violation than taking pictures with a criminal political con artist. Kurian is playing a time-tested game: He set himself up as a purveyor of public relations associated with luxury (which Schock proved he loved when he redecorated his office), and he puts celebs on the covers of his magazines and otherwise stages photo ops with stereotypically hot starlets. He looks to me like something is wrong with him chromosomally or otherwise, and yet his Instagram profile has him positioned with gorgeous young 20-somethings who hang off him as if they are in lust and who look vaguely disgusted to be doing so. I’d bet money that he makes a lot of promises of fame and exposure in exchange for—well, he probably doesn’t have to ask for sexual favors and company because people who end up with him know the arrangement through word of mouth. That’s how Schock ended up with him, after all.

Well said, R408. Yes, they're both fraudsters and grifters. However, it still pisses me off that ANY self-respecting gay man would have anything to do with that closet case Schock. Any face time I had with him would be spent calling him out for his hypocrisy.

“Thanks for the great workout,” a sweaty cockgobbler says to his selfie buddies at an Indian gym.

Has he moved to India permanently? Why is an indicted criminal corrupt congressman allowed to travel internationally?

He looks terrible at R410. Yikes.

I had no idea the cockgobbler was into dark meat at @R410.

R411 I think he looks good, honestly. His soul is rotten, but he is still a beefy meathead of many homos’ wet dreams, and he obviously has invested in Botox and fillers to spackle those forehead ravines.

R412 He prefers mid-toned Mediterranean/Latino types to white guys.

His eyebrows are so thin and his face is squished. He's not attractive. I never understood why people think he's handsome. He's very average for someone who's not fat.

R415 It’s the body and the caucasianness. Come on, let’s not play dumb. The guy is built like a brick shithouse. He has a huge hard chest and washboard abs. That’s all people require today for a soul mate and an internet sensation.

My soul mate doesn't have a hairy ass, so he's disqualified.

Its interesting that the Cockgobbler hasn't posted on his own Instagram in several years.

How much money did Aaron save or his dipping into the collection plate?

Is Aaron logged into Grindr whilst sitting in church?

La Kurian

Lots of grifters...

R422 Every one of those male “contributors” including Food Network’s Irish chef Stuart O’Keeffe is definitely fucking Kurian for their jobs. What a fascinating world he lives in. So...LA.

R421 Jesus Christ, those choppers!

Actually I just noticed that the magazine misspells Stuart O’Keeffe’s name—TWICE. His name has teo Fs in it. Two men are listed as “Stuart O’Keefe.” What a sad operation. How very Beverly Hills superficial.

Scammer

Fraud...

Fabulously flamboyant flamingo frauds of a feather...

R427 What an asshole. Was he so stupid that he thought people wouldn't actually call him out for this blatant lie?

R429 I’ll point out that your question just as easily could apply to Aaron Schock’s use of public funds to redecorate his office and go globetrotting with his photographer boyfriend when he was supposed to have been representing the state of Illinois.

The answer to your question with respect to both men is yes, they were both that stupid.

And the sad reality is that both men have been caught violating rules and laws and decency many times, and both are living lives of indulgent luxury. Maybe they are the smart ones after all.

Oh hey look! “Congressman Aaron Schock” is giving investment advice to the people of India during his world tour.

So Aaron is making his money consulting?

He had his friend “Aman Deep” (no really that’s his name) from R410 delete the photo of the three dudes sweaty in the gym. It only exists now as a preview in the window above.

Lovely Professional University...where else would the lovely congressman be speaking?

In related news, India made gay sex legal to accommodate the queue that has formed for Aaron’s increasingly frequent visits

Here he is playing "daddy"

R436 That account is private. Screen shot or description, please.

It's a photo of a shirtless Aaron posing with this Ryan fella at the top of the Runyon Canyon Trail, with the LA skyline in the background. Aaron looks as beefy as ever.

So he has become a full time con artist.

No way you can share the picture?

There's nothing resembling the photo R438 describes when you click on the "Tagged" option on Aaron Schock's own Instagram page.

He really loves his Taylor Swift! He liked this tweet.

Apparently his trial has been delayed in the hope that the newly corrupt Supreme Court will vote to throw the case out.

Happy National Coming Out Day, Aaron Schock.

Anyone encounter his wide stance in the bathroom lately?

He's too short to have a wide stance.

R445 Maybe what he lacks in height he has in scrotal abundance.

He has represented himself as a member of US Congress in India this year, and it looks like he just did the same in Brazil last month. Is that a thing former congresspeople can do, go abroad and make public appearances pretending to be currently serving congresspeople? If so, I can imagine how lucrative serving in congress could be as you con and scam your way into events as if you have influence.

OR does he still have influence over his former alleged fuck buddy Paul Ryan? Maybe a sex tape he uses to get Ryan or someone else he banged to keep allow him to continue to have influence?

Don't lots of ex-congressmen go into lobbying and make even more money than they did when in power?

No talk about his return to Instagram?

Why is he playing flag football with AirPods on?

Cool it with the steroids, gf.

Girls just wanna have fun

Pool dayz

She's so mean

When bae brings you Chipotle

Budding romances start with a letter to the local paper

Faggot.

Aaron is looking HOT and his boyfriend is a real cutie. I wonder if he would be accepted into the Matt Dempsey crowd based on his shirtless looks, or if they'd reject him on principle.

Oh. My. God. It's all coming together now thanks to R456! On the day Aaron resigned, I called his *FAAAAAAABULOUS* DC office to wish him goodbye, and some young guy with a super gay lisp answered his office phone! I can't remember now what he said his name was, but I would bet anything it was our little Ryan Carballido! I wonder if Aaron's side piece, Jonathon, knew about Ryan?

JFC, Schock was basically running a gay brothel up in that bitch! Surely everyone on Capitol Hill knew his office was ground zero for the homos.

Wow that's some fine connecting the dots there. I'm pretty stunned at the brazenness of that letter and how Aaron and Ryan are now evidently sleeping together. The pic posted by R452 is the one referenced to by R438. The letter includes:

"Being targeted for being a young, successful, conservative..." is out of Aaron's playbook in that he constantly marketed himself as the "young Congressman" even through his mid-30s...

And the clip posted by R454 and Aaron's "sucking in that gut" comment shows bodymage obsessions...

r461, don't you dare suggest that I'm in my mid 30s! We all know I'm 28.

[quote]No talk about his return to Instagram?

Wow the last post before that was OCTOBER 17, 2016.

Did he make some deal with Jesus? "I'll stop posting shirtless pictures of myself on Instagram for two years if I don't get arrested." ???

So is this Ryan guy Aaron's type? Sleep with his interns?

Cleary Aaron ONLY hired guys he found sexually attractive! It's a wonder his office didn't have a sling in the corner.

Voting against gay rights, possibly in a gay relationship with a former intern that lauds him for being 'young, successful, conservative".

"Relationship" or not, those two are fucking!

it’s both incredible and perfectly typical for a closeted homo like Schock to vote against LGBT interests and at the same time openly fuck his intern, flaunt their super-gay relationship on Instagram and have his fuck buddy publish an op-ed in his favor

I am still bothered by the number of gay men who evidently worship this sad creature as a direct result of his narcissism, which is literally his get-out-of-jail-free card, after he voted to restrict rights for gay people—multiple times. And exclaimed multuple times on camera “I do not support gay marriage!” It makes me sad on a very deep level that gay men admire him despite this simply because of his body. It says everything I don’t want to believe about what really matters to people.

And given the photos of Carballido + the op-ed, I now feel like my gut instinct that Schock and Paul Ryan were or are fuck friends has actual credibility. I would put money on the suspicion that Schock has fared so well with the legal system so far and has kept a steady revenue stream and is globe trotting since his indictment because men with connections are protecting and underwriting him to protect their filthy secret, and he is paying them favors in return. It’s depressing that this is reality.

ITA, R469. Not sure who's more pathetic - Schock or the gays who worship that piece of shit.

I wish Ryan's IG wasn't private so I could caption that photo as he asked. In the meantime, this will have to do:

R470 People who worship him. I could argue that at least he is “successful” in that he has benefited and continues to benefit from his scamming. He’s playing a Hollywood game in Washington and now on the international stage. I imagine he finds it thrilling and exhillarating to be in demand and to evade the law at every turn, and command worship from the very people he took action in Congress to punish. He probably feels successful and also like a rat cornered by the legal system and mostly by age—he can’t keep up his body forever. He looks even bigger now and so I am going to guess he is taking drugs to keep that body up as 40 approaches, and he definitely looks freshly botoxed and filled. A few more years and he will begin to look disfigured and his age will show. Will he be out of prison and find a way to make a living that doesn’t involve whoring? I’d bet yes. And it wouldn’t surprise me at this point if he ends up paid to serve on the boards of HRC and GLAAD and It Gets Better and hired as style editor for Out or something.

I hope his pink palace crumbles into the sea. I hope his delicate white skin breaks out in hives and his shiny blonde hair falls out at the root!

Just a reminder as he works his way out of the glass closet and attracts fans who live for sex and appearances...thus guy voted against gay marriage and he voted against anti-hate crimes legislation. I have a doomy feeling he’s going to attract a big gay fan base, including organizations. If/when that happens, I will opt out of the LGBT rights movement myself.

Wonder what Schock and Ronan Farrow discussed off camera in 2014.

Reminder 2

Never forget! This cunt didn't even have an answer to why he was so against gay marriage. Watch him scramble to come up with something on the spot:

Btw, he also voted in support of “HR 596 - Repeal of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act and Health Care-Related Provisions in the Health Care and Education Reconciliation Act of 2010.”

Barney Frank said he should be outed.

JFC at 0:54 in that video at R477 he was about to say "I just haven't given it [much thought]" before that stupid reporter cut him off. If you haven't given it much thought then why the FUCK are you voting on it!?

Ryan Carballido scrubbed his intern gig with Schock from his LinkedIn lol. Yet he lists another internship he did back in Peoria for Darin LaHood.

Intern Ryan (far left) getting that cream 🍦

A bunch of sell-outs.

R481 Yikes, the Cockgoblin Aaron is an actual creepy goblin, gobblin’ on his office interns.

R480 “2014 Congressional Intern Scholar, Illinois State Society.” It’s there under awards and honors, just no mention of Daddy AJS.

Why was this thread greyed-out?

According to his Federal Election Commission required campaign disclosure form he owes mega law firm Jones Day $750,000 in legal fees....all of it unpaid.

Can't wait to see where he gets the money to pay this.

R486 He has been doing lots of political business wirh India and recently was in Brazil representing himself as a US congressperson. He’s a criminal and a prostitute from a corrupt nation doiing business and other likely physical transactions with officials from corrupt governments. Where do you think the money comes from? My guess would be wealthy horny men in power and from political ties.

His bf is brutally cursed by tinynip.

Diplomacy or lobbying would be the perfect cover for international oligarch whoring.

Other Instagram hoes go to Dubai and Cannes. Why not him?

R489 Why not him? Because he is under indictment for several felonies and fraud while serving as a member of US Congress? Maybe?

This investigation has lasted for several years and cost more money than the Congressman is accused of mishandling. Prosecutors could have simply offered a plea bargain which included reimbursing the government for the misused funds.

Gettin dat millionaire midget Beverly Hills dick!

R456 [quote] This man is Aaron Schock, and I stand behind him 100 percent.

Confirmed. Aaron is an insatiable bottom that loves intern dick.

If any of you LA area bitches cross paths with the Cockgobbler, will you make sure to punch him in his smug face?

TIA!

Bro'ing out with the bros. Probably talking about finding the girl.

*right girl

Real talk r494, if I met Aaron and in LA id absolutely try to have sex with him. I mean look at him

Really, look at him at R495. He's a troll there.

I'll take the gay trainer on the left.

Look at that cookie-sniffing gay face at R495!! He's starting to look like a lesbian!

That midget's Instagram is creepy. Just one pic after another of him standing with well-known people. Why do they all associate with him? It can't be just because he has money. LA is such a weird place.

I'd rather be dead!

R501 He runs a thing called Beverly Hills Lifestyle Magazine with Lisa Vanderpump and he has been on the Real Housewives. That is gay bait right there. Even I’m-not-gay Aaron can’t not take that bait. Nicole Kidman did the cover of that magazine, so I’m sure the little guy waves it around his gay church with promises of hob knobbing with the rich and famous and all the homos pose with him. A few of the young guys on his account look petrified.

Also, I keep mentioning it but no one seems to care...the guy announced in his permanent Twitter bio that he was the vice chair of the Trevor Project board of directors and HE NEVER WAS. Talk about a dark and twisted person. Why would anyone fraudulently claim to be on the board of an LGBT anti-suicide organization? That’s not just an “oops! My bad!” That’s a very specific type of deception that only could have been done as social currency.

So. Aaron, who is whoring and globetrotting and Botoxing while under federal indictment, is prancing around on Instagram with a starfucking fraud in Beverly Hills. It’s pretty surreal, but isn’t everything surreal in 2018?

It is kinda surreal, but grifters and fakes have bee around for centuries. With social media and technology it's a lot more visible and taken in different forms.

On one hand I am astonished that Schock is under federal investigation as a disgraced congressperson and so boldly parading his narcissism on the international scene, partying shirtless with reality stars and Indian diplomats, and so clearly supporting himself and his cosmetic enhancements with his dick. And on the other hand, this is the age of Trump and Stormy. It makes perfect sense even in its surreality.

Lady Aaron is tagged in this Barry’s Bootcamp video. Anyone catch a glimpse of her?

Aaron’s affilition with Barry’s offends me. Barry’s obviously caters to gay men, umbiguously so. The owners are gay, married, with a child—and they are publicly friends with and likely fuck buddies of this creature who voted adamantly against LGBT civil rights.

Aaron's the towel boy. "Hit tha showerzzzth, boyyyyyzzzth!"

Is that not him at 0:33?

R508 Definitely could be him. It resembles him, and he is narcissistically groping himself. Verdict: yep, he’s Aaron!

Here’s a screen cap, adjusted.

Prostitution whore!

Doeth thumone who doesth not thupport gay merritch become tho closeth with a gay married couple like the Barrys Bootcamp Brosbands? Why doesth no one care about hypocrithy anymore?

Gay Married with Children.

I thtill do not thupport gay merritch!

But if you have a fat cock I will take it in any hole, Chef Jon Rollo! I’ll just pretend the Latino husband is your yard boy and the daughter is your niece from your hot blonde sister and her good ol Aryan hubby!

Here's the gaydget going a road trip with a hot as hell dudebro

I feel a little bad for the midget but at the same time it is blindingly obvious the dude is into all kinds of scams amd illegal activities. How do people get away with it?

[quote]it is blindingly obvious the dude is into all kinds of scams amd illegal activities.

Explains why Aaron is drawn to him.

R516 Of course. From his IG, Little Mark looks like he’s got a whole whore-magnet operation set up.

1. Business partners with a ‘Real Housewife.’

2. Publishes a magazine targeted to the rich people of Beverly Hills.

3. Posts endless photos of himself with gorgeous young gay men like, well, a pimp.

4. Scammily claimed he was on the board of an LGBT charity when he never was; didn’t remove that until the charity ordered him to do so at least two times, and then made his profile private.

5. Attends a gay megachurch.

6. Fraternizes with a closeted, antigay former congressman under federal indictment for several felonies.

7. Looks dangerously insane, like a midget from a David Lynch production.

The gaydget's blindingly white choppers are the stuff of nightmares.

Lisa Vanderpump’s daughter is listed as content editor, and all the “contributors” look like guys who had to have agreed to bang the midget for a title and a paycheck.

R519 They sure used some good slimming down effects on that picture of Pigdora.

R520 You expect poor Photoshopping from a magazine called “Beverly Hills Lifestyle”? They probably paid for her to have lipo and injectables before the shoot and wrote it off as a business expense.

Hate to admit it but Aaron is looking better than ever

He knows how to show off his body.

R522 He voted to take away your (and his) freedoms. Enjoy your lusting.

r524 I followed this thread to shit on him and mock his fall from grace. And I love that it had nothing to do with him being gay. He was just an old fashioned crook.

But you gotta admit he's a good looking guy

R522 - oh we will!

R522 Stretches are very important for bottoms

He does look good at R522. Arm is very defined and you can see his chest taper off to a slim waist.

He's do fucking stupid. Had he just come out and also voted for gay rights he could have had all the man sex he wanted and still be in power. But no, he had to tow the repig line on every single last issue.

I bet if Hitler had done CrossFit all the gays of Europe would have marched right into the ovens hoping to catch his eye on the way.

Schock is a piece of shit. No question. But comparing him to Hitler is ridiculous

R531 Oy vey. Making a comparison between two things doesn’t imply that those two things are exactly the same in every single way. Schock is a criminal and has demonstrated that he would vote to take away rights and freedoms of gay people for his own personal political and financial gain—which is exactly what he did. To be totally honest, I don’t think it is a stretch to suggest that if he thought it were personally advantageous, he would have voted to execute innocent people or even populations. He has demonstrated that he doesn’t abide by the law AND he is amoral and does not thupport human rights when his clan orders him not to.

Yeah, Hitler at least had the sense not to wear a turquoise belt!

Interesting to see that Ronan Farrow follows Schock. Is he patiently waiting for the ball to drop on a story, or does the high princess of new American ethics secretly want to bang a hypocrite who is everything he stands up to in his journalism?

[quote]Yeah, Hitler at least had the sense not to wear a turquoise belt!

I'm sure a Mel Brooks Hitler would've.

Maybe Ronan stayed in touch with the Cockgobbler after this interview.

R536 Wow, Schock looks about five-times gayer than even Ronan Farrow when they stand face to face.

In that Youtube video at R536 he looks kinda like Neil Patrick Harris, but sounds a lot gayer.

Does Aaron chili-dog his tops?

With amazing trainer Nick Sandell

Here’s Nick Sandell.

I'm absolutely here for all the hate for Gobbler, but it's worth nothing Tom Cotton and Adam Kinzinger are also closeted and voting against gay rights

Schock seems the most obviously gay and closeted...is it the body and or fashion that gives it away? The others, Adam maybe...

He is unofficially uncloseted now.

Is he home in Ill with his gay hating daddy for xxxmas?

Didn’t his daddy say Aaron is definitely not gay?

How is this nastly little faggot not in jail yet, and how has he kept his trial from happening for so long?

His upper body/arms look grotesque in the pic ar r540..

Hate schock but I think he still looks hot as hell

[quote]Interesting to see that Ronan Farrow follows Schock.

Oh honey, he's following me back.

When will he be outed? He is back in DC and his trial date is set for January. He wants to be outed.

Schock posted the pic above with Nick Sandell thanking him for “the pump.” Sandell is promoting an OnlyFans account on his Twitter. Is he a porn star?

I'm not defending the little turd, but had he come out, r529, he would have been tossed out on his ass in the next election. He represented downstate bumfuck Illinois. Frankly people like him bring up an interesting issue of voting your district vs voting your soul/conscience. If Kinzinger is gay, (and I'm not convinced), he might have a slightly easier (but still hard) road to come out.

He went the gay Gollum's holiday party.

Yep R554 looks like he has a sugar midget

The thing on the right in R555 looks like a 42 (passing for 35) year old Shawn Mendes after coming out.

Did they bake...CHRISTMAS COOKIES!?!?!?!

That is one of the gayest pics I’ve ever seen at r555....even gayer than the turquoise belt pic.

Only made gayer by the use of the word "brunch".

I wonder if he is on PrEP. He’s into BB.

r560 Maybe someone who works at his pharmacy is a Datalounger.

Does he pick up his PreP wearing a burka?

With a turquoise belt...

Old friends...

He is tagged in this photo...

R565 Jesus Christ! That's the most horrifying thing I've ever seen

That Mark Kurian is a vile looking little troll!!!

Ghouls, all of them.

Kurian's face could curdle milk.

As he awaits trial on corruption charges, Aaron Schock is completely oblivious for a politician (former though he may be for now) to how he looks in the company of Mark Kurian and others of that ilk. Schock reinforces his image as an entitled elitist, living a carefree life. His lawyers should advise him to keep a low profile and not revel in the company of narcissistic nonentities.

And anyone who thinks Schock is straight, deludes himself. And shame on the gay men like Kurian kissing Schock's arse, when he clearly voted against their interests. They delude themselves that their celebrity status or wealth immunes them from anti-gay assaults on civil rights. In another time, the Bleichröder family thought the same.

I doubt Aaron ever plans on going back into politics...

Gobble bump.

He posted IG story photos from Miami Beach this AM. Must be there for a circuit party...he recently revealed by accident that he’s friends with gay party promoter/gau porn affiliate Eliad Cohen.

So cutesy. And yet...I DO NOT THUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE!

Aaron has a very short maxilla, which is great for cock socking. It's almost like having no teeth. Chris Colfer suffers from the same subtle deformity..

[quote]Vertical maxillary deficiency (VMD): A vertically short maxilla will give a patient an edentulous appearance as the upper teeth "hide" above the normal lip. From a functional point of view, the short maxilla allows the mandible to over-rotate into an over-closed position with resultant Class III dental tendencies.

Aaron looks good. He likes cock, muscle and gay party people, but he just doesn't believe in legal protections for gay people. It's that simple. I think he may also pretend to be a Christian.

Great, R576; then Aaron should have no problem when the police come to lock him up for gobbling every cock in sight.

R575 I have that same “deformity,” and...well, I am pretty good at it myself.

[quote][R575] I have that same “deformity,” and...well, I am pretty good at it myself.

Me too!

What a world! If there were any justice in it....

I'd love to play 'gag the fag' with Aaron! Hold his head down on my cock just a ****little**** too long so that his eyes tear up and he starts to turn purple/blue in the face. Make a big ol' punishing mess of that weaselly little faggot!

But of course he might enjoy that, which would totally defeat the purpose.

Curious...he posted pictures of Miami yesterday but was allegedly spotted in New York...

He's got a hot body and I bet a very welcoming cunt.

He makes me sick. He committed fraud but won't serve a day in jail while less attractive and entitled people have their lives ruined for lesser offenses.

Wow, dude is one bold felon. “Wet or not, here I come,” reads the baiting caption. He’s going to have the world drooling over him and will get away with murder.

He sure does have a nice broad sexy daddy chest!

His body is too big for his head.

From the back

I love this boy

Aaron is actually looking hotter than ever.

R589 R590 Sigh. Gay men would physically cannibalize one another if that’s what it took to have sex one time with a well-known guy with a CrossFit body.

“We are a worldwide concierge personal training team.”

Looking at his Instagram, he's still planning on running for office again once his legal issues are sorted. I think the worst that will happen is that he'll pay a fine or something and then once the news from that has died down, he'll run for an office again somewhere. There's no way someone who voted Republican would be doing all of that crap in his Insta feed unless they were trying to build up their public persona for a run for office.

R593 He's just a garden variety instaho now. This is all they do. It's what someone as shallow and cynical of him should have done all along.

R593 I think he is laying the groundwork of a soft coming out and is planning to double down on the “they came after me because of gay rumors about my private life!” victim thing, and if he gets away with it, he is planning on some sort of entertainment and/or fitness business thing (reality shows, opening a gym, franchised fitness business, etc.—exploiting his body and the scandal) in the hope of becoming rich and famous. He has not botoxed the fuck out of his face, built his body and put out photos with personal trainers who have OnlyFans accounts because he hopes to be an elected official again. And if his entertainment/fitness aspirations fail I bet he actually will resort to porn.

r594 / r595 delusional. Look at his feed - it's still a politician.

R596 Show me ONE other politician's instagram feed that resembles his in content.

R596 You’re looking at his old posts. His stories say “for sale.” His newest post is dipping his toe into exhibitionism waters that he used to have to temper when he was in office.

r598 I'm looking at his last several dozen posts. I haven't bothered to look at his stories. He is definitely still planning a run for something.

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