The Adventures of Cockgobbler Aaron Schock Part 3

He body IS looking nice in that inexplicably B&W photo, though.

Are model trainers some sort of male escort service? I notice they have a photo with Neil Patrick Harris, too.

Not soon enough.

His bod does look good, though

He's such an exhibitionist. Even when he was in congress he was posing shirtless on the cover of Men's Fitness.

He's a politician, he likes being in the public eye.

I'm sorry, that should be the [italic]pubic[/italic] eye.

He's clearly gay, too. I wonder when he'll come out?

Trial set for later this year, here in the great city of Chicuguh.

Conviction likely, if you ax me.

But after all of the usual post-trial delays and other legal horseshit, he probably won't see the inside of a prison cell for another year, maybe longer.

Personally, I'm gonna miss him. What suction!

Brian Sims is another one in love with himself.

Brian Sims is awesome and stands up to homophobes. Unlike Miss Schock.

I love Brian Sims. Awesome guy and really hot. Much more handsome than Schick though I haven't seen his body

What exactly did he do that he is on trial for?

I don't feel like looking it up. Anyone give me a short explanation?

Nice body but the face...

R10 he took many illegal gifts from donors including huge sums of cash and also stole a lot of tax payer money by claiming reimbursements for expenses that didn't exist.

He'll have to work hard to repay what he stole - I'm sure he has kneepads.

As a first time offender he'll likely plea out of it and won't get jail time.

R14 He made that impossible after fighting them so hard. Prosecutors offer plea deals to avoid lengthy uncertain court battles, but they already have one. They will try to give him as much jail time as they can

God Brian Sims is insanely hot. I bet he's got a beefy hairy body and ass. He could sit on my face all night

Hello

He has a pretty gigantic forehead

Brian Sims isn't a corrupt closet creep like the cock-gobbler but they both get a pass from gay men because they are hot.

Sims hasn't accomplished very much.

Asshole or not, Aaron Schock is now officially UNBELIEVABLY HOT. There is no denying this from anyone (except Janet Weiss and her imitato0rs).

I want him IN me. DEEPLY. FORCIBLY. URGENTLY.

Then I want him to go to jail.

[quote] Nice body but the face...

It's not his face I'm after.

Lock him up!

Aaron looks so much better unshaven and with his chest hair intact

95 percent of gay men would have marched themselves straight into the gas chamber and dropped to their knees if Hitler had been shirtless with big pecs and insectlike abdominals.

You can keep making the comparison, but 90% of people don't consider republicans the same as Nazis. Most believe believe that genocide is horrific and evil and not the same as trying to cut programs for the poor.

It really just speaks to poor debate skills if your only argument for why something is wrong is comparing it to Nazis.

R25 It’s not about being “the same as genocide.” It’s about supporting someone who has openly said that your “lifestyle” is against his sense of morality, and more importantly, it’s about lusting after someone who has used his authority as a federal lawmaker to support efforts to prevent you from having legal rights and protections that are otherwise afforded to all other human beings except convicted felons. “I do not believe in gay marriage,” he asserted many times on camera. God knows what he said off camera to his peers. He voted against legislation to protect LGBT people against hate crimes. Is it equivalent to genocide? No, but mainly because of the scale of genocide. It is though lusting after someone who effectively offers legal protections to those who persecute, abuse, assault or even kill LGBT people. If you’re eager to suck his dick, then that is of course your right and, I imagine, if you have enough cash it’s probably a privilege you can realize since he appears to be an actual whore.

FWIW I think "95 percent of gay men would have marched themselves straight into the gas chamber and dropped to their knees if Hitler had been shirtless with big pecs and insectlike abdominals." is pretty homophobic itself. Yet if I saw a picture of you and found you attractive, I would say so

R27 At this point in my life, I admit that it is fair to call me homophobic. I have admitted as much to myself and to many who know me. I’ve discussed it on this website.

I am gay. I grew up in the 80s and 90s fearing HIV/AIDS, and kids beat me up and verbally abused me throughout my schooling. I was never closeted *and* despite associating high potential for AIDS with my sexuality, I was never ashamed of being gay. I had a sense through pop culture that gay men are avant garde, creative, rebellious nonconformists. That was a stereotype I held onto and expected to find when I grew up.

Instead, I have found that gay men are the most conformist of all people, wanting and expecting all gay men to appear similarly and to fall in line with all expected standards: hard body, agelessness, high income, expensive and trendy brand-name everything, even certain manners of speaking and behaving. Conformity frightens me precisely for the reasons I discussed above: people who fall in line and who accept hierarchies including “guys who look like porn stars and models are superior and worthy of self-sacrifice” have high potential for self-destruction. I am by and large an independent thinker and I Borglike assimilation scares the fuck out of me. Gay men are assimilators and worshippers of porn stars and men who resemble them, clearly including even corrupt criminal lawmakers who vote to restrict their rights and freedoms and who publicly shame their natures the way I was shamed in schools growing up. Yes, I am afraid of that and so that makes me innately homophobic.

I was quite reverent of what I thought was gay culture once upon a time. The more I have seen that gay culture is entirely dedicated to sex, appearances and conformity, I have become homophobic. It is true.

R25 = Nazi Republican, and your 90% number is laughable. I hate to break it to you dear, but a vast majority of the left think Repugs lean Nazi, and they’d be right.

The GOP is dead and is now led by a out and proud Nazi.. Poor R25 clearly hasn't figured that out yet.

The irony of critiquing somebody's debate skills with a terribly constructed rebuttal is not lost on us either.

If more women than not habitually lusted after Steve Miller and Richard Spencer, I would call them fucked up, too. If your genitals lead you to self-destructive behaviors, then you’re fucked up in my book.

I tried to start a thread about Sean Alexander, one of the owners of "Model Trainers" but it got no traction.... hot as he is!

Most women will call Paul Ryan attractive. Even pro choice women. I have heard it. Same for Mitt Romney. Richard Spencer is one thing, but I HIGHLY doubt women wouldn't call him attractive if he was (the issue is he isn't, not even a little)

And posting on an online board that someone is attractive isn't a "self-destructive behavior". Maybe if the only thing in your life is this board, it would take on great importance to you, but for most it's just fun

Aelf-hatred isn’t fun to me, R33.

LOL but I don't hate myself R34, a few hysterical posters are telling me I should because I'm willing to acknowledge Schock's good looks, but it doesn't bother me one bit.

People who want to be fucked by men who would cut their throats hate themselves in my estimation.

Do you actually believe Schock would slit my throat R36? There'd be a lot of dead men in West Hollywood if that was the case.

Chris Watts has ACTUALLY murdered people and I doubt you are over in those threads raging against the posters.

R37 For political and financial gain? Absolutely. Yes.

R37 A gay man voting to deny hate crimes protections to gay people is taking equivalent actions: it is legal endorsement of violent crimes againsy LGBT people.

And I am certainly NOT here to endorse Schock's actions. Part of where this disagreement is is me finding it harmless to call someone attractive and enjoy their Instagram feed. The things that actually affect our society are donating money, voting, organizing, not calling someone hot. If that was the case Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan would have won the 2012 election. Jezebel, Huffpo, Buzzfeed and other liberal outlets had a dozen articles on their good looks, but again it's all in fun. Do you think those websites wanted Romney and Ryan to win? You take instawhoring all too seriously. It's a completely frivolous part of society.

Me calling Schock hot helps him no more than someone's career is actually hurt when DL calls them homely. One year from today chances are Schock will be on his way to jail for his many crimes. That will happen no matter how many selfies he takes. This is a really stupid hill to die on

She got to gobble on Nick Sandell's cock!

R40 Who is dying on a hill or anywhere else? It’s perfectly fair to call people on drooling over and fantasizing about someone who has taken actions to dehumanize them and take their rights away. You may not think it’s relevant. Many of us do. This thread is not dedicated to people who want to do belly shots on this criminal; it’s dedicated to any discussion about this criminal.

Where are the nudes? All those women and men baiting him, he must have given in on some of them. It’s just statistically likely

Agreed r43 we know those elite Hollywood gays have them. They need to spill

R41 Not much to gobble

R41 NSFW!!!!

Poor R46 thinks he's posting to a Mommyblog.

"All those women and men baiting him, he must have given in on some of them."

You think he's sending nudes to women? LOL

He posted many IG stories from an Aretha Franklin tribute concert in L.A. Who and what exactly is this guy trying to be? He’s so adamantly tethered to the GOP, and he is obviously flamboyantly gay and basically a whore while being opposed to LGBT covil rights, but he doesn’t seem racist in the way most Republicans today are. He makes no sense.

he's a whore, darlin'

R49 If he had been 10 years younger he never would have even attempted congress and would just have become an instaho. All he wants is admiration, he thought congress was the best way to do that. He doesn't have any beliefs on anything. Had he been born in a liberal area, he would have run as a democrat and done whatever they told him to. Doesn't excuse his actions of course, I'm just saying he has no moral compass of any kind alone

Is that former office aide still hanging out with him?

R52 That former office aide probably has a sex tape with AS ready for release at any time...

OMG Aaron’s alleged fuck buddy Adam Kinz is on Morning Joe and he looks like he has been laser resurfaced and Botoxed so much that his face actually resembles Schock’s.

disgusting

He and Tom Fitton used to screw around all the time...first they would work out and then screw...very loud

Fitton is totally gay... and beyond reprehensible. He and The Cockgobbler are perfect for each other.

I thought Fitton was gay the first time I saw him. But Schock really can't do better than that?

Is Tom Fitton really gay? He's AWFUL, like J. Edgar Hoover coming back from the dead

He works out in my gym...cruises me all the time in the sauna...looks good

Are you talking about Fitton or Schock?

Speaking of botox this guy needs to go easy on it as well as makeup.

Judicial Watch is a horrible group. This guy is such a freeper shit, he makes Cockgobbler and Miss Lindsey look like liberals. He should be ashamed of himself

bump for gay Uncle Toms

When Tom fucked me he kept saying, "Chest down, ass up." Annoying.

Thank you, R19. Brian Sims appears to do little more than promote himself on social media. As for Aaron Schock...any self-respecting gay men or women who abet him in his deceptions, ought to be ashamed of themselves. The little POS did everything whilst in power to thwart our civil rights.

Daniel J. O'Connell is a far better role model as an openly gay politician. He fights for LGBT causes and gets results. Another role model is Tammy Baldwin. Sims may be easier on the eyes, but as yet he has little accomplishments to show for all his bravado.

Brian Sims does more than "promote himself" - save the hate for self-loathers like Schock, not people who are voting for gay rights.

Brian Sims is a state legislator in a statehouse controlled by republicans. 90% of what any democrat in his position does is voting down republican budgets. What else should he be doing?

Link please, R67.

Why not ask any of the 111 other Democrats in the PA Legislature, including the 12 newly elected Democratic women, R68. I'm sure not all 111 of them are sitting around posing for Instagram pics, like fame whore Sims. Perhaps he could get off his ass and help Rep. Mark Rozzi as he fights the Archdiocese of Philadelphia and that deeply closeted fag Archbishop Chaput to protect children from priestly predators.

R69 So your problem with his is just that he uses instagram? Fuck off old man.

R28, you need to get out of your basement or out of your own bubble. Your characterization of gay men is an idiotic broad brush stroke.

r69 you're embarrassing yourself.

Paul Ryan has come out as a prostitute! A speakers bureau has just announced Ryan is available by the hour to speak at any occasion of your choice if you can afford him. This is how the rich get richer. I wonder what he is willing to do for a big tip.

R72, lots of sims hate of late.

I think the sims hater is just one troll

Possible.

The gobbler hasn't posted since new yeas. Whats going on with him?

Do the Sims fangirls "cross the aisle" to swoon over Cockgobbler (and vice versa)?

r68

[quote]What else should he be doing?

Presenting hole as a reward for all his gay constituents. He should be down in the local trolling grounds, whatever they may be in his district, with his feet in the air and as naked as the day he entered this earth.

Oh, look - yet another daring, edgy, unique, ruggedly individualistic tattoo . . .

We now have a tattoo troll to add to the list of tiresome posters here.

Seems short and suspicious. Like he’s hiding something but at the same time likes attention

Spoken like true trash, R81.

I don’t even know who Sims and Fitton are. Why are the last 20 comments about them? This thread is dedicated to disgraced Congresstute Aaron Schock’s love of gobbling cock. The only other person who really warrants a guest appearance is Paul Ryan, his congressional fuck buddy (now available to rent by the hour from an agency!), and maybe Miss Lindsey.

Does Miss Lindsey hire the Gobbler?

R85 What makes you think it’s not the other way around?!

It’s entirely possible inhenfucked up scene

He updated his IG story with a “thank you” to his creepy little troll midget friend/publisher of Beverly Hills Lifestyle Magazine who pretended to be on the board of the Trevor Project when he never was.

Also: Cockgobbler has a beard now, and the jokes write themselves.

R88 Evidence of this beard?

pics or it didn't happen

R89 / R90 It’s posted via an Instagram story. It’ll be gone within the day, so check it out now or forever hold your curiosity.

R91 There are 3 pictures on his IG story right now and none of them are with a woman

I always thought he was being railroaded a bit. I'm sure other Congressmen have done worse.

R92 Dude. A beard. Hair on his face. He has a beard in the photos.

Oh dude you have to be careful using that word haha

Barely a beard

The beard suits him. His face looks weird otherwise.

beardo

He is in a haven of homo whores.

He seems to be all upper body. Legs look skinny.

That Peoria boy really made quite the beeline to WeHo, didn't he?

The elite WeHo gay's are trash. Shallow with no morals. Only way they could embrace cockgobbler so readily.

R99 The gay Gollum front and center. He even crouches like him.

Do you think there’s any chance he is actually friends with the creepy Beverly Hills magazine gay, or is he just using him for money, starfucking and modelfucking connections?

GURL!

Aaron attended an Elton John concert last night. Didn't anyone tell him Elton's a homothexical?

This guy has been under indictment for HOW LONG? Two years? He lives like someone who won the lottery. What the fuck is wrong with this corrupt country?

R107 he has really good lawyers but they have only managed to delay the inevitable. Not one charge against him has been dropped.

R107 battle of the fiveheads

Ok we get it, you’re gay Aaron

I'm reading through all of the comments on his IG from a bunch of thirsty self-hating faqqots kissing his turquoise-belt-wearing hairy ass and it's utterly vom-inducing. Have some self-respect, people. It's taking all the strength in my body not to click 'reply' under some of them to tell them what a piece of shit they're worshiping. I did that once already and Miss Thang had me blocked faster than his Pavlovian response would have him on all fours at the sight of a 10" dick.

Well, that's your opinion, R111. Fortunately, there are the "alternative facts" we choose to believe about Our Aaron, sigh, squeal, SQUEEE!

He posted a story flirting with Sam Smith, who he posted a photo with yesterday. Caption: “Oh, you again...”

Someone make sure Sam is aware he got fucked by an antigay criminal last night?

What a fucking starfucker and shame on Elton John.

Aaron is totally using his Beverly Hills magazine gnome to get access to these celebs. To what end? He will get away from his charges scot free and continue to be a socialite. Sigh. Life is wrong.

I highly doubt Elton knew who he was

R115 He followed the post with a story using the same photo, and he tagged Elton and David Furnish and thanked them. David Furnish reposted Schock’s story, and Schock reposted Furnish’s repost. He was their whore last night. Bet on it.

From congressman to hooker

Zey do it backverds.

[quote]Wonder if the “before” picture was taken before he voted against Don’t Ask, Dont Tell repeal and against adding LGBTQ people to federal hate crime protections. Love a good glow up!

Meghan McCain dropped him as her pinup/great white hope when she realized he was a greedy, phony scumbag just like every other member of her party. They don't even call each other on their powder pink princess phones anymore. They both seem so dated and over-hyped now. The New Young Republicans. Yeah, right.

comment at r119

[quote]Stay away from him, Elton!! Not today Satan.

Here he is with a female “singer/actress” from Brazil. She looks very, very classy! His face looks absolutely stone-cold frozen by Botox.

Here is his classy singer/actress friend WHO IS NOT A WHORE eating a banana in slow mo.

Ah, the Nikki Valentine not a prostitute lady tags Eliad Cohen in all her photos. He is the gay circuit party promoter/male prostitute who Aaron thanked in a photo of the two of them together. For someone so antigay, dude is 10 times gayer than I ever could dream of being. Like, ALL his friends are gay prostitutes.

Wow Aaron just went celeb gay to the max. Photos with Sam Smith, Elton John, and David Furnish? Thanking Elton and Dave for an amazing night! Is he really using his body in what some are implying here...just trying to mull through the possible scenarios...

R125 All his recent photos have been one of two varieties: showing off his body/working out or starfucking. Seriously, do you think this is a campaign to reestablish public legitimacy? No. He is soft-out, he is leverating his infamous notoriety for a fabulous lifestyle and somehow profiting.

He is also cavorting openly with male prostitutes. Eliad Cohen? Look at his Instagram account. He sells sex, and he is a gay circuit party organizer—that boils down to sex for sale and drugs and nothing else. Schock posted a photo thanking a “personal trainer” with something that could be read as a sexual euphemism, and the personal trainer in turn used Schock’s photo to cross-promote his Only Fans porn account. The woman above is sending all signals that she is sex for sale. Schock’s other well-publicized playmate is that strange little Beverly Hills magazine publisher who is 100 percent starfucker, and who ****lied on his social media accounts about being on the board of directors of the Trevor Project.**** Which is so fucking weird. The only other people he has publicly associated with are diplomats from India, who post pictures with him and refer to him as a “US Congressman,” so it seems like he is probably representing himself as a current member of Congress and getting some financial gain from that.

Tell me one single aspect of any of this that seems like it’s legitimate or honest or not totally seedy.

Sausage party in BC this weekend!

Can Aaron not afford hot young guys?

Criminal or not, has any other former member of Congress ever become such an actual, overt whore like this? Like as in selling his body whore.

Two of his first three pics in three months are with prominent gay guys in different settings. Pretty obvious he's planning to come out this year (probably soon).

R130 It will certainly coincide with his trial. Last year or the year before, his defense lawyers attempted to get all charges against him dropped on the preposterous claim that he was targeted for persecution because of “rumors about his sexuality.” He is literally stacking his deck with gay cards with plans to play them as a hollow defense. Watch it happen.

What I don’t get is the globetrotting and flaunting of his body and especially his famous friends and his fabulous destinations. Charges are that he defrauded taxpayers by using public dollars to finance personal luxury. While these charges are against him, he has been traveling to and posting photos partying in Miami, India, Brazil, Hollywood, skiing in British Columbia, and hanging out with celebrities.

I believe he suddenly went public as part of a defense strategy that will be unveiled once the court date comes, but I am baffled about how his fabulous lifestyle will not be used against him in court. And it APPEARS anyway that he may be an actual prostitute of some sort, which is insane to begin with but particularly if he is under scrutiny by lawyers. This all has to be part of some kind of strategy, but what could it be? Otherwise, his lawyers are letting him do some really incriminating and reckless shit before the trial, and that seems impossible.

I’ve said it here before, but I am dreading the day when he finally does his grand “Yep, I’m gay” announcement because I know that all the gay media and organizations will lionize him. All he needs is to keep his clothes off and to issue a mea culpa, and everyone from Out and The Advocate to HRC and GLAAD will pour money and attention into him, and he will parlay that into stints on Big Brother, a Bravo show, the Bachelor or similar things. He was photographed in Miami last year partying shirtless with an MTV reality show star. I’m telling you, he’s been laying a foundation to be celebrated for his body and he will exploit his sexuality to the fullest extent. And the sad, sad, sad gay community will sop it up with a biscuit.

Oh and he has been on Grindr with a face photo in Washington, D.C. recently. He wants to be called out. He is baiting the world so that he can claim being victimized by people who want to out him.

For a Republican, he sure does take a lot of photos with people of color. He’s Queen of the photo op.

R133 He’s an opportunist. If Don Lemon asked to sit on his lap in a photo, he’d do it with a big old smile on his face. Anything for importance-by-association or for money.

How do an unemployed gym addict afford a vacation every 5 minutes?

Where does he get his money? Doctor daddy can’t be his only source.

R135 Riding the cock of a millionaire magazine publishing imp and his elderly billionaire investors who get him tickets to meet Elton John and Sam Smith?

Oh and the only explanations for his photo ops with schlumpy Indian diplomats and embarrassing himself on the House floor to talk to the Indian premier is that wealthy people in India are funneling money to him. He also appeared at a business conference in Brazil last year as a US congressman, and he was billed as a speaker, so he got paid for that. Basically he is a hustler in every imaginable way.

Will lie under oath for money. Will steal money. Will pose nude for money. Will fuck for money. Will betray my own nature and say I believe being gay is immoral as long as you pay me.

And likewise, Out et al. will revere him moments after he comes out because of his body.

No integrity in this world.

Fresh off of Elton he's now on a private plane to British Columbia to go skiing, what is he up to?? He got his court case delayed for this???

He skips leg day.

The Scahdenfreude when the laughter and Instagram posts stop will be so much sweeter...

I can't believe there's not a single WeHo guy on here who can give us the deets on what this faqqot is actually up to.

R143 Ask Mark Kurian.

Look at what all your vicious attacks on his forehead lines drove him to do! His face in the third photo here has had more done to it than Nicole Kidman’s. I wonder if it moves at all when he talks.

Ms. Schock is high maintenance, gurl!

Ms. Schock is a high maintenance gurl.

Attention whore, and now so public with the gays. Probably isn’t listening to his attorneys either.

R148 I can only imagine two plans. He is either checking off his bucket list and doing as much as he can of living before a) offing himself or b) (if he can’t make himself do it) prison; or else he is demanding as much attention for ostentatious gayness as he can at his attorneys’ instruction because they will base their whole defense on him allegedly being persecuted for his sexuality. They’ve already tried the latter in an effort to get the case dismissed. I think they will try it again in court.

I'll say it. It was a mistake for prosecutors to bring that up in the first place. It undercut their case. Him being gay had nothing to do with his corruption. His crime was stealing money from the government. Straight people do that just everyday and get prosecuted without getting their sexuality brought up.

I don't feel bad for him, I just think it was an unforced error on the prosecutors part

I am going to mention John Presloid here just so that he will discover this thread through a Google Alert of his name and can mobilize the gays of the Midwest to scour gay sex apps for him during his family visits.

R151 Toledo, Ohio and Peoria, Illinois are a long ways away.

R152 Maybe but they’re all cousins!

Why is this pretentious hypocritical parasite not being gangbanged in a federal prison?

Your honor, if Mr. Schock had been a straight man, he would have decorated his office with Bears and Bulls memorabilia, and no one would have claimed he was corrupt. He would have been applauded by his constituents and colleagues. But because my client adores "Downton Abbey," everbody is, like, "well, he must be corrupt." The persecution of this fine young man because of his refined sensibilities and artistic tastes is an outrage and a stain on the American justice system!

Your honor, on behalf of my client, we must request a medical stay on this hearing. As you may have seen on the Insta, he has been traveling the world thanks to your generous offer not to restrict his travel while under indictment for multiple felonies, and in his travels he has, well, there’s no easy way to say it. He has taken many loads, actually several thousand, from men scattered across the globe. In additon to requiring an array of exotic and difficult to procure medical tests, he is also morally obligated to track down those men and inform them of their high risks, and he will also need to make required depositions with the health ministries of approximately 37 nations. So as you can see, your honor, this trial simply must be delayed indefinitely.

And your honor, if you grant this request, please know that my very grateful client does ass kegels daily and has Dyson-engineered suction and no gag reflex.

Seriously though I hope the judge is female

R158 I think a woman judge could be more susceptible to being sympathetic to him playing the gay card. People may think it’s a joke, but his defense already claimed it is the basis of unfair treatment by law enforcement, and he has gone WAY out of his way to be outed recently. I think he and his attorneys are desperately hoping some major news outlet will publish a feature story about his sexuality that they’ll try to leverage. He is a criminal and his team is trying to get him out of it the only way possible, through a screwball Chicago-style razzle dazzle. He is already a natural Billy Flynn type: flamboyant, deceptive, desperate to get away with crimes.

Is Ms. Schock independently wealthy? How does she finance this lavish lifestyle? Sugar Daddy?

And following the Kavanaugh spectacle and how it winded down—the monstrous GOP wins by playing dirty—he will get the case dismissed. My gut does tell me that he and Paul Ryan had some sort of sexual relationship and he has leveraged that to get protections from the highest offices in the land.

R160 One of the sources is Indian government officials with whom he has some sort of publicized political relationship. Another appears to be the strange little publisher of Beverly Hills Lifestyle magazine who is getting him access to the likes of Elton John and Sam Smith.

R161 Ug, it depresses me to think of rich gheys that finance this POS and his lifestyle. I'm watching ACS: Assassination of Versace and I see shades of Andrew Cunnanan--a young, good looking, charming sociopath sucking off the largesse of desperate rich gays.

R162 it appears you don’t keep up with him, so I will post a few of the most ostentatious points here.

Here he is with Elton John just three days ago, in LA, apparently courtesy of his Beverly Hills “friend,” Mark Kurian.

...and with Sam Smith. In the case of Smith, Schock also posted an IG story (now gone) thanking Smith with a vague implication that they did more than a photo opp together. Yes, that really happened.

Here is his good “friend,” Mark Kurian. Kurian is the publisher of Beverly Hills Lifestyle magazine. He has been on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and last year his Twitter and Instagram profiles stated he was vice chair of the Trevor Project board of directors—but the Trevor Project said that he was never on their board and they have no affiliation with him. They had to ask him to remove that lie several times, and he did eventually, making his Twitter account private at the same time. This likely is by all appearances AS’s alleged sugar daddy.

With Joey Gonzalez, one of the owners of Barry’s Bootcamp. Joey and his husband (gay, married with child) appear to be close friends with Schock, who they placed in a Barry’s Bootcamp commercial in Australia. How two wealthy, married gay men with a child together choose this guy’s body over their integrity is beyond me.

Another friend, a lesbian “hairdresser to the stars” in LA, who uses him in her promotions. Another gay, this one a woman, slurping up this man who famously voted to oppose hate crimes protections and same-sex marriage.

Here he is representing himself in India as a member of Congress after quitting and while under federal indictment.

Still in India, partying in a club with a local gay.

Tweeted by the Office of the Prime Minister of India. This nation is or was his meal ticket.

Confusing all of Congress and political press by randomly appearing on the House floor after leaving in disgrace. Except it wasn’t random: he showed up to meet with the prime minister of India.

Introducing his “gym bud” Paul Ryan when they were into...working out together.

Lest anyone think he and Ryan were only friends, here he is talking about how Paul Ryan needs to wear better tailored clothes to show off his hot hard body. This was taken in a gay neighborhood in Florida while Schock was still in Congress. Call me crazy, but if I were going to send a public message that I’m willing to risk outing myself along with my married high-powered political fuck buddy as a means of blackmail, I might do it by hinting I am more familiar than anyone with his body while in a gay neighborhood.

...aaaaaand here’s the kicker: Antigay Aaron and Antigay Tulsi Gabbard (who was at the time advocating conversion therapy) hiking with Democrat Darling Beto O’Rourke.

Lest anyone think Rourke was set up, note that he posted the photo and named and tagged his gay-hating buddies in 2013.

Schock is walking evidence of how Hollywood and Washington are coastal opposites, both driven by greed and sex, and devoid of humanity.

Is Beto wearing a wig?

R176 No, just a swastika...

r173 in schocks defense, I also think Paul Ryan should wear tighter shirts

R178 In your defense, you haven’t actually fucked Ryan.

How long till he crosses paths with DL fave Tanner/Eric Perez? Or Brandon "I am not a prostatute" Cody? Or Jake Orion?

R180 Well he recently went beyond my expectations recently and posted a photo thanking a personal trainer—a guy who hawks his OnlyFans porn account—for “making me sweat” or something like that. So he is both hanging out with and broadcasting his interactions with actual porn stars. Think about that: congressman who became famous for shirtless pics resigned in disgrace after alleged financial fraud, was indicted, and then went on to become a socialite who fraternizes with porn stars and reality stars, who are after all prostitutes, too. It’s extraordinary. He is so pumped up and into showing it off now I believe he is thisclose to doing porn himself. I assume he will get away with his crimes because crime pays for Republican politicians. When he does, he will shoot for getting a reality TV persona and dictating a book to a writer. Depending how things shake out, I believe absolutely he would do porn, and probably of the OnlyFans in-a-motel-with-meth variety. He hasn’t had his face pumped full of botulism toxin for any reason other than to be on camera.

There's nothing to say off-camera. Why would you say something if it's off-camera?

He was also at the pool of some rich friend and touted the rewards of having rich "friends with benefits". The innuendo is not lost on anyone, and could be ascribed as a one off except for the fact in the posts above it was anything but a one off hardly veiled sexual reference. Totally bizarre.

He is very handsome, and is aging very nicely. There has to be a sugar daddy behind the scenes. With legal bills like the ones he has, he’d be living at home with his parents.

He claims to be working in real estate.

“Real estate” is the business of choice for aging prostitutes. Money is received in large, occasional installments. When the banks ask? Real estate!

Didn’t a porn studio offer him $1 million to star?

R187 Years ago. And I think they acknowledged it was a stunt to shame him for his denials and they knew he’d never accept.

I'd pay to see him in porn

Papa Schock in Peoria has been very quiet lately. Did he see the error of his earlier statements?

Do you all believe he’s turning tricks for the likes of Elton and Sam Smith?

R191 Turning tricks yes, for famous people mostly no. He is a whore, but also a starfucker. He wants to be associated with celebrity. I think he is an opportunist who feels important and safest when he is with recognizable people, and I would bet he sleeps with powerful people who are not “stars” as a means of getting powerful protections to back him up (and money). I.e., Paul Ryan.

Spotted on Capitol Hill. He must be here for Black History Month!

If you've been a house member ever, you can always step on to the house floor. That's not true in the senate.

It looks like he's become a prostitute.

R195 That is the right path for him. He should have done that all along rather than become a congressman. This actually plays to his strengths

I predict he will, in the course of events, become the NEW "Mack Jackenroth."

I'm sensing a slot on the next "Dancing With The Stars." And then Celebrity Big Brother.

Schlock still has his connections. He is paid under the table to put people together. So he's not officially being paid for sex, he's offering that as a bonus.

He'd have to come out if he did Celebrity Big Brother

Doesn’t he need a talent agent to get those gigs? Does he have one?

The creature from Beverly Hills Lifestyle Magazine appears to be a “celebrity friends and dates agent,” R200.

Ok but it’s one thing to get seats for a show or appearances at events and another to get a TV gig, no?

The conversation was switched to Sims by a PARTISAN, REPUBLICAN TROLL to excuse and distract from yet ANOTHER crooked, hypocritical Republican official.

The Republican Party is just one, big, criminal exercise at this point loaded with fascists who hate democracy and most of the American people.

Like all fascists, Trolly will just keep lying, shifting the blame and trying to shift focus.

DON'T LET IT. SCHLOCK IS A SHALLOW, CROOKED WHORE WHO STEALS CAMPAIGN AND TAXPAYER MONIES FOR HIS FRIVOLOUS INDULGENCES. His influence is for sale to foreign dictators and corporate scum, just like Trump.

Dear r126,

The gross thing about American politics and LOTS of Congressmen from both parties is that they become high-paid lobbyists for corporations and/or special interest groups after they retire. Bob Dole and Newt Gingrich are just as big of corporate whores who make much more money nowadays as lobbyists.

In fact, someone like Schock probably ran for Congress just so he could move on to the real money — lobbying. Getting rich and living "fabulously" seem to be his priorities. Not anything the American people need.

So a couple of terms in Congress is just like getting a degree or license for lobbying. You couldn't sell out the public any faster.

He’s a whore

He's got a fabulous body, and yet he's such a crook and an asshole.

Hard to look at R17 and not want a piece

R207 Break a piece off that felon bar, but don’t complain when you get food poisoning.

This person will be doing some hard time. Anyone who thinks he's getting out of this without some prison time is sadly mistaken.

Reveling in ironic ignorance of his own narcissism, he liked this quasi-coherent tweet:

“When you’re an elected official it’s not, nor, is ever just about you.”

In a David Muir thread a poster says Aaron uses a face pic in his Grindr profile...anyone seen this?

Why wouldn't he, he's basically out

Beto degrades himself by associating with Schock.

R211 Yup. DC.

If Schock had been using a face picture on Grindr in DC it would've ended up all over the Internet.

The photo is from an unusual angle. I didn’t realize it was him until after the third or fourth glance. He is desperately waiting to be outed publicly. That’s why he posts so many gay pictures with gay people. He is tempting that big headline so that he can try to play the victim.

aka the Mark Foley, Kevin Spacey defense?

He's been pretty quiet on IG lately

Looks like he sneaked away to Miami for a trick...errrr, for a tryst...errrrrrrrrrr, for some important official business over the long weekend.

[quote]95 percent of gay men would have marched themselves straight into the gas chamber and dropped to their knees if Hitler had been shirtless with big pecs and insectlike abdominals.

Hitler, r24? Some of you are face-blind, aren't you?

R220 The point, dear, is that most gay men will act against their own life-affecting human interests in favor of the attentions of a conventionally attractive person who would exterminate them without a second thought.

Following Schock IG is not against our own interests. It's not like gay men got him elected, deplorables did. Admitting he is attractive doesn't hurt other gay men in any way

r221 No one, dear, would ever have mistaken Hitler for "conventionally attractive." Perhaps if he had been...well, let's just leave it there.

Hitler’s face is not the point. Horny dumb gay men following shirtless bodybuilders into the slaughterhouse hoping for dick is the point.

Yet you opened using Hitler to personify said "shirtless bodybuilders." Do you really not see the disconnect?

You’re rather limited to a fully literal interpretation, aren’t you? Yes, obviously I meant, quite literally, that if Adolph Hitler’s head were transplanted onto Aaron Schock’s physique, then gay men would follow Adolph Hitler into a gas chamber. Makes lots of sense. Thank you for pointing that out.

Okay, bye bitch.

Let's see who can be the most quiet.

He appears to be back in DC from his weekend outing in Tampa...

The Supreme Court has turned down Aaron Schock’s request to forestall the criminal trial he’s facing on corruption charges that were originally filed four years ago.

You in danger, gurl

Aaron's bulging chest and 6 pack abs won't save him from jail r230

HAHAHAHAHA

The Cockgobbler should spend his few remaining months of freedom eating and driking whatever he wants, instead of aiming for the Billy Doll look.

Um no R233 He should spend the last few months trying to look better than ever and providing new IG content daily.

He can let himself go in jail

He's prettying himself up so that when he becomes prison bitch, he'll have the biggest baddest guy "protecting" him from daily shower rapes.......

Aaron Schock won't need to worry about prison, because , he won't be in a harsh prison, he'll be in a country club prison.

R236 but he will still be humiliated. And referred to as an ex-convict for the rest of his life. Lets see if the elite West coast gays want him after that

People still like Martha Stewart.

He’s a total exhibitionist. He used his last couple of weeks of freedom to post photos of himself shirtless and in one case with a “personal trainer”/prostitute who jerks off for cash online thanking him for “working me out” or something like that. The only mystery to me at this point is why he hasn’t done porn yet. He has been towing that line for years now. He clearly just wants to be worshipped for his body, so what’s holding him back?

Aaron's ex-lover Jonathon Link has a baby now.

Did he send his Miami bill to Uncle Sam?

Agreed R239 he should have never run for congress in the first place.

Could someone please tell me how this guy has such a famous life without any visible means of support. His legal bill alone must be thousands of dollars a month. Is he a high class hooker?

I'm an INFLUENCER!

R243 Of course he's a hooker. Fabulously wealthy gays like Elton John aren't having him over to chat about Drag Race.

But why him? There are tons of escorts out there, including ones that will keep a secret. Is it a power thing? Pay to fuck an ex-congressman who is actually somewhat attractive and works out? I suppose that IS an unusual opportunity given the appearance of the average congressman

R246 surely being a former congressman has a lot to do with it. It makes elite men feel like even their hookers are better than what regular people have access to.

But also look at r17 that's just better than 95% of escorts who advertise publicly

R230 Best news I've heard from the SC in a long time.

R243 His social media presence strongly suggests several ways by which he makes his living—and I mean this seriously.

First, for several years, he has posted or has been the subject of posts by a variety of delegates from India. He posted pictures hiking with an Indian beauty queen-slash-Republican fundraiser in LA. He caused a scandal by appearing on the House floor to shake the hand of the Indian premier after he resigned in disgrace. Several politicians in Mumbai have posted photos online with Schock (since he resigned), referring to him as if he were still a seated member of Congress. One young Indian guy posted a picture with Schock late at night in a dance club that appeared to have been a gay club. So this all adds up to implying income source number one: money from political interests in India, with some possible sexual favors (not necessarily, but it would make more sense of his playing up his sexuality on social media that these wealthy Indian reps use).

Second, his body. It seems like a joke, but consider that while he was in office, he was known for his body. After indictment, he occasionally appeared via tagged photos on Instagram (not his own posts). Those appearances involved shirtless appearances at parties in Miami and West Hollywood. He then latched onto a strange gay man who publishes “Beverly Hills Lifestyle Magazine” and posted photos with him. That man has been implicated in fraudulent behaviors and has access to money and to famous people in Hollywood. A couple of months ago, Schock suddenly started posting Instagram stories featuring his body, including a photo with gay party promoter/actual prostitite Eliad Cohen and another personal trainer/actual prostitute, with cryptic sex-euphemistic messages. It is speculative but entirely reasonable to think that he put up shirtless photos of himself with two gay male prostitutes in disappearing Instagram stories to advertise his wares to interested parties. Circumstantial evidence suggests he may have been prostituting himself as his trial neared, which would be pretty remarkable. At the very least, he has involved himself in a network of gay prostitutes in West Hollywood and Miami.

What’s most remarkable to me is not his apparently self-condemning behavior, but his freedom while under indictment. Since he was indicted for multiple felonies, he has traveled all around the United States, to Mumbai at least twice according to social media, and to Brazil. It’s astonishing that brown people who buy marijuana end up in prison for 10 years, and someone like this gets indicted and for several years while under indictment lives as if on perpetual college spring break, flaunting his partying lifestyle and his body—which gay men gush over.

Really based on his looks and the fact that he was recently a congressman, I would expect him to be one of the most sought after hookers in the world. Virtually no one else would have that kind of profile.

[quote]Sotomayor said it was unclear whether the Schock case “cleanly presents”

Bitch, I'm fastidious!

Poor guy. Had he not embezzled so much money, he would have been a real superstar. Pretty and smart can coexist in the same body, but clearly not in this case.

If you're going to wear flamboyant colors, make sure to take only black & white photos!

In his case, he is peddling his "expertise" and "contacts," so he will be invited on all-expense-paid trips for the purpose of "information gathering" but who's to say what happens after people retire for the night? I will bet he does not come cheap, and can afford to be selective.

He posted a story tagged in an Istanbul airport.

Is he gonna score some Turkish meat?

I understand why he's become a hooker, but I'm just shocked at how proud of it he is. He wants to world to know billionaires the world over are fucking him

Which billionaires?

Istanbul airport....think he’s on his way back to India where his keepers are?

Why is someone being tried for federal crimes allowed to fly all around the world? Aren’t people ordered not to leave the country while under federal indictment?

He really had those forehead lines Botoxed into oblivion.

R260 Only if they are a "flight risk" ie. Poor or a minority.

Is her bung-hole greased and ready?

Ohh do you think he has his sphincter lines Botoxed, too??!

How old is she now? Once she passes 45 and her culo gets saggy her price will go wayyyyyyyyyy down!

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Is Cockgobbler an aficionado of Turkish oil wrestling?

If I were Aaron, and I told you I found this site and I’m deeply hurt by your cruel comments, would you care?

Aaron I was deeply hurt when you voted to deny me basic rights like protection from discrimination

I'm thorry, I just don't thupport gay marriage!

Fuck alla y’all ugly bitches! Do you even lift, bros??

Hahahahaha

—Sexy sexy Aaron

Everyone likes "the villain" a bit.

Correction: Everyone licks “the villain” a bit...in prison.

[quote] Everyone likes "the villain" a bit.

I can admit I enjoy following his adventures in whoring himself across the world and his shirtless IG posts. But only because he had to resign in disgrace and will soon be headed to prison. I would do nothing but denounce him if he still had prestige and power

Brian Simms is a political lightweight, being an effective politician should not have " ability to make one's constituents dick hard" as a qualifier . Hot looking guy, understand he is a bottom

Start your own thread for your crazy, r275.

I wish I could afford him. I'd worship Schock for days if I had the chance

La Belle Cockgobbler is in India now

If she can still rent out her bung-hole she need never return to the US/go to prison!

If a court doesn’t consider an indicted accused felon of being a flight risk and allows him to travel freely, and if that indicted accused felon flees and does not return, is that the court’s fault?

So is he riding the Punjabi peen?

R281 Come on down! You’re the next contestant if the price is right!

She’s growing out her chest hair! How butch!

If she meets the type of Indian (19, cute, fishfucker totaltop, fat uncut 10-incher the size of our arm) that we met a few years back in LA she will be a lucky lady indeed!

She's totes masc now. Her turquoise days are OVAH!

He should sign up fo the next Celebrity Big Brother.

Maybe he'll get to share a cell with Jussie.

I bet there's some meth and fisting going on here too!

If he weren't a reprehensible Republican asshole closet case, I would find him to be very attractive.

She is a crafty lady, therefore she wisely avoids booze/drugs.

He is the spitting image of Falcon/Colt porn star Tom Chase in the bearded photo above.

r291, she is a gobbler not a spitter...

His disgusting closeted fuck buddy Adam Kinzinger was on Face the Nation to tell the world he supports Trump’s artificial emergency declaration and will not vote to block it. He agreea that it’s not an emergency, but he says there is a problem at the border and therefore he supports Trump.

These people are fucking evil.

He’s so despicable I’d pass. But if the lights were very low in the steam room and I didn’t recognize him, he’d likely be a really fun fuck

Who wore the John better?

He’s turned a new leaf. We should probably judge him only for what he does going forward.

Bitch, please.

R296 It’s true! He opposed same-sex marriage on moral grounds many times, he voted against it in Congress, he voted against protections for victims of hate crimes. He used the tax money of people who elected him to pay a company called “Eurotrash” to decorate his office like a Georgian-era bordello. He used the same people’s tax money to gallavant across the globe building connections in India that still fill his coffers today. And then he ran away with his tail tucked between his legs and was indicted on multiple felony counts, and claimed he was being persecuted by the FBI because he is a Republican, and when that failed, he said he was being persecuted by the FBI because of his sexuality.

But!

He has turned over a new leaf!

He is posting shirtless selfies again! From all over the world! He is hanging out with a fraudulent magazine publisher in West Hollywood, who has connected him with Elton John, David Furnish, Sam Smith and God knows who else to do God knows what with! And while under indictment, he travels between West Hollywood, luxury beach resorts in Miami, luxury beach resorts in India, luxury beach resorts in Brazil and luxury ski resorts in Vancouver. And posts shirtless selfies!

How can I nominate him for a Nobel? Is there an online form?

Aaron has attended church in WeHo and asked for forgiveness from our Lord and savior Jesus Christ. Therefore he is forgiven of his sins!

Here’s a choice review of his church.

Another Yelp review that makes a lot of sense of why he goes there. “No one is above 35... pretty sure the pastor drives a Porsche.”

Does Aaron steal from the collection plate?

R302 Maybe (allegedly!!) he is just collecting the big bills from his johns, who put them in there and pass the plate to avoid money changing hands directly.

Don Lemon isnt a who're. Why would he be? He makes good money from CNN. Certainly more than he'd ever make selling himself.

No one said Don Lemon is a whore. He is involved monogamously with a snow angel.

Did she get corn-holed by totaltop Lady Elton?

R306 She took photos with him and David Furnish...and then David Furnish posted the photo with Schock to his IG story. I would have thought it was just a photo op had Furnish not shared it. (Why would he share a picture with some random fan dude? Of course Schock probably introduced himself as a US Congressman-slash-fitness-model-slash-lap-dancer.)

Schock also posted a photo with Sam Smith weirdly captioned “It is Him.” His little beverly hills pimp was working overtime for him that week.

What does his father in denial think Aaron is doing in Weho? Busy being straight?

Is she now a 'professional lady'?

R308 It’s safe to assume that he has come out to his family. He was indicted on federal charges (which his father actually predicted years ago, perhaps by accident), and I imagine after that saying “I may be going to prison for a long time, and there’s something I have to tell you...” probably felt a little lower stakes than when he was a superstar congressman of supposed honor. Assuming he had that conversation, what do you think his parents would say? “If it poses shirtless all the time, and it has been single for 35 years, and it redecorated its office like an English whorehouse, and it dresses like you dress, and it lisps, and the whole world calls it a duck...it’s a duck. Also, Aaron, that time we caught you with the dildo up your ass kind of gave it away.”

Seriously, when his lawyers argued charges should he dropped on the grounds of the FBI supposedly unfairly targeting him because of his sexuality, he had to have told him parents. He has been living an out-and-proud (shamefully given his history) life for at least a year. Everyone he posts himself with in Instagram stories is a gay man. Come on.

So *that's* why my cucumbers always turned up missin'!

LOL R311. I agree that Schock is almost certainly out to his family. His social media is too bold for someone worried his parents might find out.

The fact that he is a grown man should be reason enough that he would be out to his family, but Republicans are cagy and cowardly about these things.

Maybe his parents think he is just making new friends in Weho and busy doing "opposition research."

Does anyone think Schock reads this? He's certainly vain enough to google himself thoroughly

^You know he would love the attention, even if it's mostly negative, just because some people have posted that they find him attractive. It's like six-head Jake, the insta-whore doctor. He loves to talk about all of his "haters."

"Mom, Dad, I have good news and I have bad news. The bad news is I'm eventually going to a Federal penitentiary. But, don't cry. The good news is I am FABULOUSLY gay!!"

Her hole can accommodate the largest objects.

One thing I don't love about this site, any gay man spoken about in a negative light is always assumed to be a total bottom. Always.

She’s in Dubai now.

Grifters gonna grift!

Dubai is a goldmine for 'professional ladies' !

A disgraced former congressman, forced to sell himself to swarthy foreigners just to survive? Aaron's living out a modern day Henry James novel.

In Arab countries the motto is: A man for pleasure, a woman for reproduction, and a goat for necessity!

Lawrence of my labia! Abu Dhabi doo!

In-di-ass

If she is enjoying any of the Arab sizemeat (min 8 long and 6 around and all were total tops) like what we enjoyed in LA in the 1980s she is indeed a lucky lady, AND they paid us as well!

I really don't get the appeal at all. He's only attractive compared to the rest of the guys in Congress. Any of the zillion actor/model wannabees in LA are at least as attractive, and less scummy.

I am torn between feeling some pity for him and feeling revolted that he posted an instagram story with Gaga’s “Do What You Want With My Body.” It makes me wonder if he is in some desperate manic state of mind and advertising that he’s a whore and his body is the only aspect of him that anyone wants. It also makes me wonder if he is even aware of the R. Kelly association with that song given what is going on right now, and if he is, wow.

Aaron prefers female pronouns. Please make a note of it.

Cockgobbler Aaron Schock is the NEW Lindsay Lohan!

It's more his body than his face r328 especially now that he isn't shaving his chest

She is basically Andrew Cunanan without the capacity to kill.

Speaking of which, Ryan Murphy could probably do a great miniseries about La Cockgobblrice. Who could he cast?

R334 You know he would cast Evan Peters or one of his usual stock players and would do a hackneyed job making the story less compelling than it should be. All of his concepts are great and the productions are stylish. The writing starts off inventively, approaches the precipice of insight, and then suddenly stars who have no reason to be there are crammed in, and forced camp and satire that is neither funny not wise takes over and the whole thing culminates in either nothing at all, or else an otherwise all-powerful and invincible Anyichrist is killed by a Range Rover because time’s up on the story.

A movie or TV series that casts a vapid hardbody like Kellan Lutz, but only as photographs and occasional sound bites could work. It could be a government corruption and LGBT examination framed around Schock’s antics that could reveal how self-hatred leads to self-destruction and also how superficially horny all men are, evidenced by gay men lusting after someone who tried to pass laws that render them less than fully human in the eyes of the courts.

Wikipedia has all the deets about how the Feds can't get their shit together to put the Cockgobbler on trial and convict him. It's as if he's not a priority.

The feds holding congresspeople accountable for frauds would make lots of congresspeople justifiably antsy.

R337 The feds have been trying desperately to put him in jail, they have fucked up due to incompetence and had bad luck. Multiple judges have had to recuse themselves and the original prosecutors were actually removed from the case for incompetence. These were the idiots who brought his sexuality into the case for no reason, giving his lawyers a lifeline to claim discrimination.

The case finally has a judge that intends to see the whole thing through and the new prosecutors seem to be more serious and professional. Aaron's lawyers tried to have trial date moved a few weeks ago and the judge shut them down completely. He's had a fun time so far but he will be convicted soon

She is greased and ready!

His insta is full of thirst traps 😂

And if you think DL is too nice to him you should read the comments on his Insta. It's gays completely fawning over him. Maybe one comment in 10 mentions his anti gay record

"Aaron's living out a modern day Henry James novel."

He puts the "ass" in Princess Casamassima

And the ASS in "The Ambassadors."

"The Golden Bowel."

"The ASS Burn Papers."

"The Turn of the Screwing."

"Madame de Mauve Check Shirt."

I hope he ends up like Chris Burrous.

So seriously no one is amazed he actually used the song “Do What You Want” (with my body) on his Instagram story?? Is something in the water? Roger Stone, Cohen, Manafort....all these people just flouting social norms and the law. Schock has unofficially outed himself as gay and now he is outing himself as a whore. And a Lady Gaga (and R Kelley?) fan.

[quote][R236] but he will still be humiliated. And referred to as an ex-convict for the rest of his life. Lets see if the elite West coast gays want him after that

They will.

[quote]It’s astonishing that brown people who buy marijuana end up in prison for 10 years, and someone like this gets indicted and for several years while under indictment lives as if on perpetual college spring break, flaunting his partying lifestyle and his body—which gay men gush over.

This. Privilege.

This is bullshit. The Feds have been pursuing Schock for longer than he was in Congress. They've spent more taxpayer money prosecuting him than the funds he's been accused of mishandling. All they had to do was offer a plea bargain of no prison in exchange for reimbursing the government. Why didn't they? This is a politically motivated prosecution seeking out a trophy defendant.

[quote] All they had to do was offer a plea bargain of no prison in exchange for reimbursing the government.

Are you dumb? If this is the case everyone would just steal from the government and pay it back in case they got caught. Should there be no consequence for someone to steal your car as long as they give it back if they are caught?

A plea bargain would include a guilty plea, along with probation and perhaps a fine.

There should also be consequences for overzealous prosecutors. The charges are out of proportion with the crimes he's accused of.

Granted, his worst crime was a total lack of taste in interior decor (and fashion attire), but still, competent prosecutors would have tried and convicted him by now for the other felonies.

And again, anyone darker than a paper bag, including the Indian people he hangs out with, would have been sent to jail for the most minor offense, such as possession.

Being a politician is a huge honor. Stealing from the government is an enormous abuse of the trust the public has put in him. And it hurts people's faith in the government.

It's a very serious crime. Politicians should not just be able to commit crimes without consequences.

Only in America could someone go from Congressman to hooker in 4 years and proudly the Instagram the entire thing. Donald Trump has taken away everyone's sense of shame

R356 You are so right, we need need politicians who conduct themselves with honor and integrity, like Bill and Hillary Clinton.

R357 You prefer imbezzling male versions of Pam Anderson running the country and whoring on the side?

Mark Kurian uses the pic of him and the gobblemeister on his Tinder profile in LA. I always enjoy when he reposts, looking at his truly bizarrely photoshopped pics, and swiping left. He reups his profile all the time and the Schock pic is always there front and center.

R357 That's exactly what I mean. In the 90s, just having an affair was a HUGE deal!

While in 2019 a former congress is liveblogging his exploits as a high class escort. There's just no comparison.

R359 Wow! So he uses Schock as bait and in return hooks Schock up with Sam Smith, Elton John, et al. Have you seen Kurian’s “road trip” IG story highlight? It plays like a warning to every young person who dreams about making their way in Hollywood...what you have to do!

Jesus, R361 wow. He reminds me of a pervy Zelda Rubenstein. And yeah, he usually has the gobbler pic plus another two or three of him clawing some instaho.

He comes across as a real predator with a Deliverance-by-way-of-Oz type of quality.

Oh please these are grown men. No one is "preying" on them. They are doing exactly want they want to do

R364 Go to bed, Aaron Jon. It’s late in Dubai.

So how did he exist among the Republican pigs of Congress? He is flamboyantly gay. He must have snickered and stayed quiet when they were sexually objectifying women, which is common if not constant among the hogs of DC. He probably relied on working out as his go-to “I’m a jock” persona when things got awkward. Now that we know who Republican officials really are, I imagine he is probably a raging racist in private, too. How can you spend all your days with Trumpsters who are guaranteed pussy hounds and white supremacists and not participated in their sick conversations?

"He is flamboyantly gay. He must have snickered and stayed quiet when they were sexually objectifying women, which is common if not constant among the hogs of DC"

Plenty of the "hogs" are closeted themselves, Miss Thang ain't the only gay in the village

R367 You think he and Miz Linzy shuffled off to a corner and sipped on mint juleps while Aaron regaled Lindsey with tales of Paul Ryan in the shower?

r367 I agree with you 100% But none flaunted it like Aaron and still chose to stay closeted. That's what r366 was getting at.

Personally I think it's generational. It's just more normal for people under 40 to blast their whole life to the world on social media. Especially attractive people

Birds of a pheasant feather flock together.

R350 = the Cockgobbler's dad.

Updates?

He's dreamy!

Can't Trump pardon him? He is grossly overcharged by the politically motivated Obama DOJ. I am not trolling, i really believe that.

R374 Excellent idea. If Schock's lawyer is smart, he's seeking exactly that.

Specifically how is he overcharged? Specifically.

And are you saying he did not commit crimes and deserves to be let off scot free, R374?

Or are you saying he did commit crimes but because prosecution is seeking a harsh sentence, he should be let off scot free?

I am a solidly middle class white guy in a major city here, and even I can’t overlook that white male politicians break all manner of laws boldly and flaunt themselves boldly afterward, and people actually believe that because they did not kill anyone, they therefore did not hurt anyone and should be let off the hook to live their lives.

Non-rich, non-white people never, ever benefit from the same goodwill and so I am extremely curious about crusades to let people like Schock get away with having committed multiple felonies without any broader discussion of criminal justice. Black men, Latino men are overcharged EVERY DAY for things like marijuana possession and jailed for it. These are crimes that are waved away with an eyeroll by cops, judges, politicians and the public when they involve white men. Last weekend I watched a half dozen men on television—on MSNBC and CNN—defend the billionaire in Florida who paid $75 for sex with kidnapped women at a Florida massage parlor. Cuomo on MSNBC said something like, “he’s an old man seeking companionship, OK? Happens all the time, no big deal even if it’s a misdemeanor.” Only rich old white men benefit from people dismissing the law offhand because the crimes are deemed harmless. Prisons are literally filled with minority men who were arrested on highly inflated charges for victimless crimes.

And you want the president of the United States to forgive prosecution of an elected official who flaunted the law and used public funds to live a luxurious life while voting against gay rights, sucking dick, pumping iron and being a national magazine coverboy? This is not a victimless crime; it is a high-visibility show of governmental political corruption, and for the corrupt criminal president to forgive this corrupt criminal politician will put us even farther into banana republic territory.

I am so disappointed in this country and its people.

Interesting that it was originally homosexual Obama who put the heat on homosexual Schock!

“Homosexual Obama”? R377? WTF? What time is it in Kiev? you Russian troll.

Or are you still in Dubai awaiting the next sheikh with your suite door ajar and your ass in the air, Aaron?

If he's whoring this openly, it can't be long before we get dick pics, right?

Your priorities are admirable, R379.

R376, I'm not answeing you because you're a boring, overwrought fanatic.

R374 Aaron, you might as well admit by now who you are and what kinds of cocks you prefer to gobble. The jig is up. We see you.

Someone should catfish him on Grindr.

R376, that post was far too thoughtful and well-written for DL!

R384 Thanks. “Too thoughtful and well-written for DL” is a low bar I aim for as a means of checking in on my decency and cognitive abilities. I still want an answer from R374. I didn’t write all that just to express myself; I want to know why people demand that wealthy and high-powered criminals be let off “because no one was hurt” or because “he is grossly overcharged,” but the same people don’t care at all when this is the standard treatment of poor people who populate for-profit private prisons.

A woman I work with has a friend who will be getting out of prison next week after serving 10 yesrs for selling marijuana, if you want to talk grossly overcharging people for victimless crimes. She’s a little but pissed that he served his full sentence, and marijuana is now legal for recreational use in DC where he was arrested. But because they are black and from southeast DC, she says, they know not to make any noise about the unfairness of it.

Meanwhile, a politician who embezzled public tax dollars to buy himself luxury vacations with his down-low boyfriend is rallying the troops to call out “no fair!” because he was caught and is being prosecuted.

He's not remotely overcharged. If I were to steal hundreds of thousands of dollars from the government in any number ways I would absolutely get jail time. Anyone would.

Small minded people like R374 just believe attractive wealthy people shouldn't face consequences

Or R387 maybe R374 (Aaron) doesn’t believe he should face consequences because R374 (Aaron) is a narcissistic sociopath who, like all narcissistic sociopaths, believes adamantly in the rule of law except when it’s applied to him.

I wonder if he would just be allowed to provide restitution. Sometimes that’s a better solution than incarceration. No longer being in government, he doesn’t currently seem like a menace to society.

Take heart, Cockgobbler. All you wanted in life was to be well known and to be the object of men’s desire. You attained that. You are human and so your looks will fade regardless of what job you hold and where you live, so you may as well consider your mission accomplished. You did it. You lifted heavy things, got big hard pecs, and made people want you. And people know your name. It’s all you ever wanted. Be happy. You didn’t listen when people told you to be careful what you wish for. Your wish has been fulfilled at a cost, but fulfilled nevertheless.

R389 Schock was a Republican’s Republican, the kind who supported the GOP agenda against even his own (LGBT) civil rights. The GOP agenda includes mass incarceration and die-hard support of for-profit prisons, not restitution. Shouldn’t be he served up the fruits of his own efforts? Or do you prefer to give the people who enforce injustices a get out of jail free card while the vast majority of minotities get fucked?

No journalist ever had the balls to ask Schock on the record if he is gay. That would be seen as impolite. They asked him if he supports same-sex marriage, and he said, “I do not support/thupport gay marriage” on the basis of his “values” and how he was raised. Notably, he never seems to have denied that he is gay because no one asked. His father denied that he is gay and—incredibly—predicted Schock would be a successful politician “if he doesn’t end up in jail.” Something to stew on.

To be accurate, Aaron's initial answer to why he didn't thupport gay marriage was something along the lines of, "Well! Uh...I've never really thought about it."

R391 Very good point. Schock was quite happy to vote for harsher punishments for other law breakers.

R392 He has said on the record he is not gay. You're generally right that no political reporter would ever ask. But he has been asked by other kinds of reporters

[quote] For the record, Schock has repeatedly denied being gay; he told openly gay journalist Michelangelo Signorile, author of the new book “It’s Not Over,” in 2012 that questions about his sexual orientation were “completely ridiculous and inappropriate,” and even his father told the media this week that his son was “different” but “not gay.” Of course, there are men who have sex with other men and don’t identify as gay (think about the accusations against former senator Larry Craig). Without credible “witnesses,” we’re left with rumors that sound more like accusations — all of which feels like pink-baiting to me.

Translation: “I’ve thought about getting tag teamed by six hot hardbodied men in masks, taking load after load, covered in sticky hot jizz. But marriage...never really thought about it. I’d have a kick-ass wedding in a fabulous Georgian waistcoat with nothing underneath to show off all the hard work I put into this chest. Haters would hate it.”

Did somebody say 'pink-baiting'?

R394 I’m not sure I trust that that is truly accurate. Saying that asking the question is “completely ridiculous and inappropriate” is not denial; it’s deflection. And I’ve never seen a quote from Schock asserting that he is not gay, that he dates women, etc. Can you provide one? He did the glass-closet thing. And to support this observation, recall that his lawyers tried to get his case dismissed on the grounds that the FBI allegedly probed into his sexual identity, and his attorneys alleged that he was the victim of a sexuality-based witchhunt...which is practically an acknowledgment of his being gay, if not explicitly so. But that was from his lawyers, not from him.

He has of course since that time come out in the way he did most things, visually, but not with words. He posts Instagram stories with the gay-couple owners of Barry’s Bootcamp, with that strange little gay magazine publisher, at a gay church, with a gay-for-pay low-rent porn star/personal trainer who he thanked “for making me sweat,” with Elton John and David Furnish, with Sam Smith. Visually, anyway, he is even gayer at this point than Neil Patrick Harris.

And since I am positive he is reading this, I’ll be honest amd blunt to him: aside from other closeted and self-hating gay men, yes, a lot of gay guys would pay you for sex, but they will not support you as a person because of your injuries against LGBT people. The only way you’ll win the favor of the most flexible homos is to post naked ass pics on Instagram or fully naked pics and videos elsewhere to bewitch dumb horny gay men. Otherwise, you will remain in a shameful gay closet that associates you only with the seediest, most self-harming element of underground gay people.

Aaron, are you reading this? Tell us one of your most exciting sex adventures. You don’t have to sign it. Just post it so that we can get a taste of your maniacally perverse existence.

I imagine you were fucked by clerics and Sam Smith on the altar of that Hollywood megachurch you go to. Have you been?

And I’m guessing turbaned men glazed you in the Taj Mahal. How many times has that happened while you were in India?

On your recent trip to the UAE, were you put on a lazy susan and fisted by oil barons while their wives looked on with tears in their eyes and Gucci pumps under their burkahs?

How many times did you fuck that MTV reality star twink you were pictured drinking with at a Miami Beach pool party? Was it just for fun, or were you both flown down there as entertainment?

How many times has Andy Cohen hired you? Did you smoke meth with him or did you opt out?

r397 This is from a long time ago but yes he has explicitly denied being gay.

[quote] Indeed, there's been enough speculation about Schock's confirmed-bachelor status that, as far back as 2004, a Chicago newspaper asked him whether he was gay (his response: 'No . . . I'm not.').

R400 Oh. Well, his life just got even more pathetic in my eyes. Thanks.

Poor, self-loathing Aaron. Poor, poor little Aaron. Keep flexing, bro. It’s all you’ve got to offer.

Aaron's iPod:

Aaron is waaaaaaaaaaay too trendy and materialistic to still use an iPod!

Oh, and too young for that song. Only Taylor Swift and Cardi B and Gaga are on his iPod!

I can't believe r399 lists all those fantasies and leaves out the times Aaron nursed Paul Ryan's hard cock, on his knees in the Congressional gym showers.

This one time! At band camp! I stuck a flute in my pussy.

My intuition tells me that he has documentation, probably video, of himself having sex with Paul Ryan and that is the leverage he has used to stay out of the courts at this point. Ryan certainly would pull all his strings to keep that out of public knowledge, and especially while he was speaker of the House, others would have certainly worked alongside Ryan to cover that up.

Schock has sent public signals that could be interpreted as means of publicly intimidating Ryan sexually, most notably his getting Ryan into the gym and known as his workout buddy, and then ***just happening*** to run into TMZ paparazzi on a gay strip in a gay neighborhood in Tampa, Florida—where TMZ cameras regularly hang out. In the video, the interviewer asked him about Paul Ryan, and he said his advice to Ryan would be to wear better-fitting suits to show off the great physique that Schock personally knows is under there. My interpretation of that is, “Hey, Paul, I’m thisclose to telling the world that I fucked you. Thisclose. I have the evidence. I’m crazy enough to do it. Checkmate. Do what I tell you to do.” It does not make sense otherwise that TMZ cameras were a) patrolling a small gay neighborhood in Tampa, Florida; b) recognized Aaron Schock; c) of all things, chose to ask him about Paul Ryan. We all know now how TMZ and the Enquirer work: their gossip is only the front-facing side of polital blackmail.

So I am calling it: Ryan and Schock had a fling, and Schock has used evidence to protect himself from justice by blackmailing Ryan. (And quite likely Lindsey Graham and others.)

Allegedly!

R405 see R407. Fantasy not required because it was reality.

Imagine the scenario detailed above at R407. Aaron arranges for a TMZ paparazzi camera to be on this street in a gay neighborhood when he is there (because why else would they be there? Or know who he is?), and specifically arranges for them to ask him about Paul Ryan’s attire. That gives him arsenal for a TV clip that telegraphs to Ryan that he is dangerously close to coming out as gay and he is willing to talk about his knowledge of Ryan’s physique, begging further questions...

Missy stole a few hundred thou and DL sisters get in a twit .........but they have no problem with the BILLIONS that are stolen each and every day from the American people by the criminals who own/control the NY Federal Reserve Bank and the Military Industrial Complex!

Would you guys consider forgiving Aaron if he apologized? For all the votes against the gay community?

Corruption is BAD! ...unless I can be a part of it.

R410 Oh, Aaron.

R411 Sure, if he does a raw gangbang porno based on the premise that he is making amends for his sins against the gay community. Do it, Aaron, you have nothing to lose at this point.

I wonder if the Cockgobbler is mostly a bottom?

R415 Do hookers “mostly” prefer one thing, or do they mostly follow orders?

I think he's a top actually. This is the "photographer" he hauled around the world with him on the tax payer dime.

Have we ever seen any nudies of the Cockgobbler, or even any VPL?

Just think if Aaron had used his powers for good. If he were an out Democrat and been honest, he'd be front of the line for the Dem's 2020 presidential nomination. And have had millions of gay men at his feet, ass up in the air.

Instead, Aaron became one of the Republican's most popular fund-raisers, traveling around the country to make appearances at events and rallies. This is why he still has some influence; he is owed by quite a few people for his campaign stops. And even though his sexuality was a well-known secret in those circles, it was ignored because he was personable and attractive and had plausible deniability. There was mention of an ex-girlfriend at one point.

that photog looks like a tall, lanky, big dicked top!

All these millions he's probably paying for his defense! That's probably what's got him whoring his ass around the globe. Millions! And you know what the defense is that he's cooked up?

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, Haters gonna hate!"

Agreed r419 if he had been an out gay democrat yet still managed to represent a rural district everyone would consider him presidential material.

And with his body on top of it he would have been one of the most admired and lusted after gay men in the world.

Instead he's widely mocked and has to sell his body to pay for his criminal defense.

An out gay Democrat would never have won in Schock's district. It's an R +15 according to the Cook Political Report, which makes it one of the safest Republican seats in the country and the second-safest Republican district in the state of Illinois.

r423 I don't think an out gay democrat could have won in 2008 when Aaron did but I do think one could have in 2018. Democrats won many seats in districts like that. Especially in normally republican areas of deep blue states like Orange County, CA and Staten Island, NY. And Aaron is only 37. Had he just been elected to Congress last year he would still be considered a young rising star.

Oldie but goodie

I really think Aaron is a bottom. I wish he would show hole. He probably has a cute and perky butt.

It's not that great.

If Aaron had been a democrat, he could have moved to chicago and started his political career there, or somewhere else more blue in Illinois.

He’s a virgin...good never-married Christian boy.

^ Just like Tim Tebow, right?

R376 By your logic, Hillary Clinton should be prosecuted and imprisoned.

^ Yawn, the freepers have arrived

If Aaron and Ryan has a fling, and Aaron kept evidence...

Does Aaron have an alibi for the time of Chris Burrous's fateful Days Inn hookup? Maybe he's the Mystery Fister!

R431 Go away. This is not a place where you’ll find impressionable idiots to convert to your cause.

How much does Aaron make per client?

R436 Depends since the clients are so varied. When he does ‘personal training’ at his gay friends’ Barry’s Bootcamp, it’s a solid hourly rate, usually several hundred per hour. But when he flies to India, Dubai, Brazil to entertain the affluent locals, they work out package deals—airfare, luxury accommodations, massaging, waxing and polishing, day-after pill, etc. High-stakes group sex = high-yield gigs, which is no problem when dealing with oil money and ill-gotten business funds. Tens of thousands per international transaction. Plus tips. Cash is transferred to an offshore account in the name of an LLC so it can’t be touched if he does end up in prison, and when he gets out he has a nice little nest egg waiting for him in South America.

In those 3rd world countries it's "Rubbers? We never heard of them"!

R438 It’s the same when dealing with any high-powered john, and high-class hookers know it. Look at Stormy Daniels: she got into bed with Trump and let him put his little button mushroom inside of her without a condom and even without pay because she was gambling she might get a TV gig out of it. I’m sure that is part of the power trip of these old wealthy men who patronize whores: it’s not getting off so much as fully controlling another person, to the extent of watching someone decide that they are willing to gamble on their health and well being for a buck and to build a network. It’s absolute power over another person. I would imagine that Emeratis, who can get away with doing anything at all to anyone locally, probably really get off on abusing a westerner, and especially one who was a US elected official. Think about the power dynamic at play with the man or men who are sexually demeaning a former member of US congress in exchange for some money and potentially for secrets.

It’s amazing that people can hold such a long-lasting, blood-thirsty grudge against someone they don’t even know.

R440 Aaron (yes), here’s the thing: when you were in Congress, you used your power of voting to support laws that made LGBT less than human according to United States law. You voted against same-sex marriage and were outspoken in interviews about being opposed to it. You voted against a law to protect LGBT people against hate crimes. Only 435 people in the US have the ability to vote on such legislation, and you were one of them. You used this power to penalize gay people despite being gay. Yes, we hold a grudge.

You are from Illinois, and Illinois politicians love to invoke Abraham Lincoln’s name and legacy. Had Lincoln voted against ending slavery, slavery would have continued by law. Do you think that black Americans might hold that against him today? They would.

Your actions and your words while in Congress have consequences. This is why serving as a US representative is considered honorable and a great responsibility. You were there to serve your state and the country. Instead, you voted against your own interests as a gay man for a short-term payoff of fame and ill-gotten fortune. You were not elected to Congress to show off your great ability to pump iron. You did wrong by American people and especially by LGBT people. Gay men on a gay website obviously are going to resent you. Get over yourself. Come out and apologize for your wrongdoing if you want to be forgiven.

The person at R440 views the legislator who used his power to write and authorize laws used against people’s constitutionally guaranteed freedoms as a victim of a grudge-holding public.

Very interesting.

We think we know what Missy is up to. She will return to the states, do a few months at a Club Fed, then write a book of her adventures at the same time declaring her homosexuality publicly and announcing her new husband/marriage. A movie deal is also on the way, she having sold the rights to her book to Hollywood. She will be a national heroine!

If we’re being serious, then his intended trajectory is clear: he is a starfucker. He isn’t only after money or sex fantasy fulfillment. He wants to be a star, back in the spotlight, and associated with famous people. He hooked up with that creepy Beverly Hills magazine publisher, and he posted photos with Elton John and his husband and with Sam Smith: G-A-Y celebrities (both British, curiously). His public appeal will be, “I am gay. I am repentant. I am hot. Let’s let bygones be bygones. Make me a star.” Andy Cohen likely will help him to get a Bravo reality show, and behind the scenes Cohen, Anderson Cooper, David Muir and their little clique will welcome Schock until the unholy starfucker alliance. Remember that John Mayer (who at least has a talent—he can play guitar and sing) announced in print that his “dick is a white supremacist.” Why wouldn’t they welcome Schock into their clan?

one thing that drives me nuts about republicans, they don't even think they should have to apologize or try making amends for any harm they've done. They just think they are entitled to a forgiveness because they want it.

All of them operate this way

R445 Yes, there does seem to be a strong correlation between Republican party adherence and consciencelessness. Someone should perform an academic study.

Come to think of it, R445, it makes total sense if we consider Republicans to be mainly Christians raised in churches. Catholics seem to believe they can kill and eat a human child, confess to a priest, rub a rosary and move on with a blessed life. Protestants fall back on “we’re all born in sin,” they commit atrocities and the repent and announce themselves reborn sans sin. One of my aunts is a southern baptist. She was raised a methodist. She got married, had a kid, and then fucked her husband’s best friend, got pregnant and ran away with the best friend. I’m told she was religious but not fanatical at that point. When she remarried the best friend, she converted to baptism and was “born again,” taking on a life of judgmental puritanism that went so far as not allowing her family to watch any movie that was not rated G. Including adults. She read and preached the “Left Behind” Christian fiction series (that is not based in scripture, but she didn’t know or care), and she challenged my mother on my mom’s pride about her two kids being the first in the fanily to graduate from college. “Why is it so important to you that they go to college?” my aunt asked. My mother said a college education is necessary where we live to get a job that pays a living wage. That was 20 years ago. Her son, my cousin, was a chef but had to quit because the pressure of the kitchen got to his head, and he is now unemployed and in a welding program at a technical college in his mid-40s. There’s just something about conservative Republican Christians that seems to make them adamantly work against their own interests while condemning others for being decent human beings and pursuing education and secular community service.

Who is surprised that Aaron “enjoyed seeing my friend Dick Johnson”?

The bitch ain't all that - send her to jail and forget about her.

She wants to be a star. She was big. She IS big. It’s the smartphone that got small!

Imagine what it must feel like being a gross looking oil barren but still knowing you can have a former congressman on his knees barking like a dog for you whenever you want

R451 I imagine it feels like a routine but satisfying power trip, since these oil families have always had this level of power.

He’s hot - jail or not, he’s established his straight bro-y, preppy, monied, gay credentials. He’ll marry a rich A-gay and ride off into the sunset. Most on this tread have a hard time accepting that.

^thread

I think he's reading this. If Aaron actually wanted forgiveness, at least from me, here's what he'd have to do:

1) Come out - And I mean officially come out. Not just take more pictures with hot men. Not playing Lady Gaga on Instagram. Write a post calling yourself a gay man. You should be proud of it.

2) Admit your homophobic votes were wrong - And obviously apologize to all of us for hurting the entire community of gay people to advance your career and enrich yourself. It was disgusting and gay men are not going to just forget it over time. You need to accept responsibility for being an asshole.

3) Pay your debt to society - Your crimes had nothing to do with your sexuality. So even after coming out you still need to go to jail and pay back the money you stole. You owe it to the people who put their trust in you and elected you. If you didn't want to expose yourself to jail time, you shouldn't have stolen the money. You will most likely do just 2 years in some white collar prison. It won't even be that bad so man up and accept the consequences of your own choices.

4) When you get out, donate a bunch of that hooker money to gay charities

If you did all of these things. I would actually believe you regret what you did.

R445

1) He will. He will attract all the gay media, which has no integrity (Trust me on this. I know.) and upholds no responsibility to actual gay people. He’ll do the whole gay announcement thing with the support of whoremongering gay editors.

2) He will play the victim here. He has already lain the groundwork. He will not and cannot reject the Republican party because all his ties are to it. Instead, he will become a Meghan McCain-like “I’m Republican, but I’m socially liberal” persona and likely will end up commenting on MSNBC et al.

3) He’s a coward. If he is ordered by a court to go to jail, he will have no option. He will not volunteer to do that. If he is ordered to jail, then he will enter a request for special treatment on the grounds that his sexuality makes him vulnerable.

4) That’s hilarious. No matter where this guy is careerwise, he is as greedy as a Trump. He will not voluntarily give up money or luxuries. Those are obviously his vulnerabilities.

5) If he strips and does a photoshoot in Out or Playgirl, you’ll forgive him after that alone. He is counting on it.

He’s got a serious case of butterface.

R456 You are conflating two things. If he does that photoshoot in Out, I'll jerk off to it. I can admit that. Then I'll go on social media and attack him and remind everyone of his homophobic career and support other social media accounts that do the same. I know many other gay people feel the same way and will do anything in their power to keep all his transgressions in the public eye for the rest of his life.

Sexual attraction is not forgiveness. And Aaron already knows people are attracted to him and still Aaron craves forgiveness. He knows more than anyone they aren't the same

R458 What has he done that makes you think he craves forgiveness? He has asked for his case to be dismissed on the grounds he thinks he is a victim of persecution for being gay and a Republican. That’s not asking for forgiveness. Forgiveness requires acknowledgement of wrongdoing. He feels wronged. In his mind, he was entitled to all the indulgences he purchased with taxpayer money. He is special, you see. Like a Big Brother contestant, he is hot and so he is cocky, and he deserves rules to be broken and to be declared a winner because he really wants it.

He’s one of the early generation millennials who believe they are entitled to all they want. This whole indictment thing is only a hurdle to be overcome; the Secret is that if you REALLY want it, then the Universe delivers it in a pretty box.

R459 On his IG he has attacked and blocked people who bring up his anti-gay past. Sometimes even if that's just one comment out of 50. It clearly bothers him and I'm sure he wishes everyone would just forget about it

R461 I’m sure all criminals wish people would just forget about their crimes. Racists wish people would forget they are racist. Etc. Your commeny illustrates the point that he is an entitled millennial of the sort who feels like he is being wronged when he is confronted with the consequences of his own actions. There are profound differences between resenting that people hold you accountable and feeling remorseful for your past actions that harmed other people. How did these ever become conflated in people’s minds?

R462 I didn't say he feels remorse. I'm saying he clearly wants forgiveness. He does not want his past hanging over him. The problem is that he doesn't want to confront it at all. He isn't willing to do anything to EARN people's forgiveness

Who was the Republican official who was gay but did a lot of gay-bashing before finally coming out? Felt he should have been welcomed with open arms by the gay community even after all he had done. Ugly as sin. I think I read he married some Log Cabin Republican.

R464 HAHAHA...the one? Take your pick. Antigay gays is a whole subgenre of the Republican party.

"He’s one of the early generation millennials who believe they are entitled to all they want. This whole indictment thing is only a hurdle to be overcome; the Secret is that if you REALLY want it, then the Universe delivers it in a pretty box."

Yawn, just another Baby Boomer datalounger ranting against "millennials" based on the actions of one person. Does Trump represent all boomers?

The guy I'm thinking of is Ken Mehlman, who was the Repug's national chairman. Not an elected official. He was outed by Bill Maher, if I recall correctly, but the media covered it up. When he finally came out on his own, some prominent gays welcomed him with open arms. Gross individual. Looks like he is not married at this point, but it would be the grossest irony if her were, since he tried to defeat gay marriage.

R467 Different situation. While he worked for some anti-gay republicans, he did not ever personally say or do anything anti-gay. And since he has come out, he has pushed the republican party to be better on gay issues (clearly not with much success).

I'm not saying this fully redeems him, it doesn't. But Schock is objectively worse than him. He personally said and did many anti-gay things and has never taken back any of it.

[quote]Only 435 people in the US have the ability to vote on such legislation

Really?

r468, he helped release anti-gay mailings to get Republican politicians elected. He had more power in the GOP than Schock, too.

R470 Even so, he has done SOMETHING to try and make up for his past. Schock hasn't even come out! Never mind advocating for gays

Schock posted a photo of himself in a hot tub a few weeks ago, R471. What more do you expect him to give to the world?

No one wants to see Ken Mehlman shirtless. Not even his whores.

Ken actually disproves a few of the things said here. He isn't particularly attractive. But he was accepted by the gay community after advocating for gay rights and getting some republicans in NY to vote for same sex marriage. While Schock is really hot, but has done nothing like that is still a pariah

Ken Mehlwoman can go fuck himself

He’s a huge fan of Barry’s, the gayest of all gay gyms. They make Equinox look like a hetero dudebro place.

Does Aaron walk around the locker room naked waiting for takers?

What does Ken do these days? Slumlord? Lobbyist? Hedge fund manager?

R478 He works at KKR. Basically he helps rich people get richer. Its mostly harmless compared to lobbying

Certainly, he is saving the "coming out" drama for the trial. It may also add to his defense in a dramatic way. And most of us would kill for his infamy. There also certainly will be a book or/and a movie.

[quote] And most of us would kill for his infamy

I'd take a hard pass

So he's a high-end escort for closeted members of the Indian elite.

Some fat, curried, uncut dick,7 1/2 inches long. You feel his floppy belly and balls sweat start flying. You feel the sweat and dark exotic hairs cause friction from his mass.

R483 They call him Curry Chicken, though he's more and more like turkey these days.

She is a very petite lady!

[quote[The guy I'm thinking of is Ken Mehlman, who was the Repug's national chairman.

He was the architect of 2004's turn-out-the-vote strategy of putting anti-gay initiatives on the ballot in a dozen states.

He was spit upon in the streets of NYC, after coming out and moving to Chelsea.

For all those who like Javert and want to be like him, pursuing Aaron, remember that Javert is not a likable character.

R487 He's also a fictional character, duh.

R487 Don't be ridiculous. Jean Valjean only crime was stealing bread to feed his sister's starving family. After getting out of jail he spent the rest of his life as an honest man.

Aaron's crime was stealing taxpayer money to ride on fancy jets, hire a boy toy, and buy tawdry office decorations. And he STILL won't even admit he did it after being caught red handed. The fucker belongs in prison and he's gonna get there no matter how much you stan for him.

^^^And that's not even mentioning his anti gay record. He's a shit person

R489 Do you also think the Clintons belong in prison? They used an allegedly charitable foundation to pay for their daughters wedding, stay in five star hotels, eat at five-star restaurants, give aid contracts to Clinton campaign contributors, and promote Hillary Clinton's Presidential campaign. Schock did not operate on nearly that scale.

R491 “Formal logical fallacy that attempts to discredit an opponent's position by charging them with hypocrisy without directly refuting or disproving their argument.”

Read all about it. 👇🏼

News is this morning some charges reduced to misdemeanors. Aaron won’t see a jail cell. In fact, he could go back into politics, although I think he’s more likely to become a porn star. Grifting pays if you’re a Republican.

Foregone conclusion, R493. He’s a man. He’s white. He’s young and attractive. He’s probably been a whore to some of the most powerful men in Washington, including the Speaker of the House. He can do anything and get away with it. The American Way is to preach truth and justice so that nobody realizes when both are constantly being subverted.

His porn star "sell by" date is closing in fast.

R491 is the Cockgobbler. Bank on it.

Aaron? You're an absolute scumbag.

R493 " Grifting pays if you’re a Republican."

The Clintons are not Republicans.

R497 Go to bed, Aaron.

[quote]I wonder if he would just be allowed to provide restitution. Sometimes that’s a better solution than incarceration. No longer being in government, he doesn’t currently seem like a menace to society.

Maybe the U.S. Attorney reads DL.

Cockgobbler's going to be on Morning Joe tomorrow

Yep, he got away with crime. Not surprised.

R495 no it’s not for some Random Guy maybe but for a former newscaster or project runway contestant or in this case former disgraced politician his age does not matter.

I would gobble Aaron's cock anyday!

I am not surprised at all that he got away with it. Like Trump, he “can shoot someone on fifth ave and not lose a single supporter.” I’m disappointed even though I am not surprised.

He is absolute confirming that some people can break every legal, ethical and moral rule we all live by and only succeed as a result of being criminals and bad people. He’s a man, he’s white, he has a famous/notorious name, he’s going to keep flaunting that body and raking in the fucking cash and have guys throw themselves at his feet and never face any consequence. As this site has documented, he has been working on behalf of foreign interests (India) using his congressional connections for years, which should be illegal—but hey, what could land most of us in prison are only entrepreneurial opportunities for the select few like him.

I’m extremely disturbed by those who think he’s hot and harmless here. But c’est la vie. It’s a bad and unjust world.

He’a teasing that he might run for office again. I wonder under what party and what message, given that he has claimed to dislike and not support Trump.

He is teasing that he will run for Congress again. In the era of Trump, having been charged with 22 felonies will be an advantage in the new United States. It will be wild though to see how being on Grindr works for him or against him.

Do you think he received enough cash from the Weho, Indian, and Dubai gays in order to pay back the IRS, so that his case was dropped? What was his going rate?

Aaron Schock appeared on Morning Joe on MSNBC this morning; please tell me one of you bitches managed to see it?

I like to imagine hot Indian cum dripping into Aaron’s abs.

I am watching it now. He is denying that anything was intentional. such a fuckwad. I love that they keep shooting him from behind showing his bald spot.

Omg, Joe is blaming the Fed's for unfairly targeting politicians and poor Aaron is just victom of an over zealous federal prosecutor. And poor little thing has had to pay 4 million and had 4 years of worry that he would go to prison. He is getting back into politics to reform the justice system. Fucker! Those 4 years looked miserable based on his Instagram.

*victim

Can't seem to copy just the address of the video but it is the first viddeo on the Morning Joe page

If the prosecutors had a strong case, the charges wouldn't have been dismissed. They criminalized clerical errors.

Joe did a good job of listing off a bunch of other Congressman who also had zealous prosecution but in the end had the charges dropped. Aaron made a good case for judicial reform.

R515 What are you doing here, Aaron? Go blow Paul in the gym sauna and celebrate.

So do we think that Aaron and Adam have met up while Aaron has been on the East Coast this week?

If they were merely clerical errors why the hell would someone resign from office? Grow up Aaron! You got caught,admit it, be the American you represent yourself to be and face and fix the problem. I am so sick of politicians and corporate leaders taking advantage of a system set up to benefit them above most others in America.I hope you never have the nerve to call yourself or think that you are a patriot, And if you ever think that you can come-out and get a pass or welcoming open arms from the gay community as a whole know the I and those in my circle will always remind those around us of what a cowardly snake you are and always will be, Go live in hole with your lonely. religiously conflicted Instagram pretty boys. Have fun while it last because it won't take long for you to realize how empty your pathetic life is.

The poor guy just posted a beautiful thank-you speech on Instagram for his awa—er, for his, uh, I guess for being found guilty of being a dumb fuck and ordered to pay back hundreds of thousands of dollars that he stole?

Ignorance of the law is never an excuse...unless you are a lawmaker. And then it’s a reason for acquittal.

I've never watched Morning Joe before...my God, that Mika woman can barely read! Painful.

Anyway, loved the repeated close-up shots of Miss Thang's bald spot! And clearly any time Schock's lips are moving, he's lying. Blah blah BLAH.

Aaron sure knows how to paint himself as a victim, doesn't he?

Fun fact: He was wearing a buttplug and turquoise panties during his MSNBC interview.

r491 - except none of that is true.

R509 - I like to imagine Aaron’s thick pink dick ramming some hot young Indian’s tight purple hole.

Except, Aaron's dick isn't thick.

Nothing about Aaron is pretty.He has become revolting as a matter of fact. Unless it is really just some sick fantasy only a self hating gay would lust after this self hating gay. Plus his mouth make it look like he wears dentures. He is hideous.

Did it ever occur you guys that maybe Aaron is a gay man who identifies as straight?

The way he deliberately mischaracterises criminal actions as minor 'mistakes', and has framed the whole media discussion as one of him taking on a flawed justice system as if he is a white knight, is I'm sure, doing havoc with a lot of people's blood pressure.

Cockgobbler really should have had to serve time in prison, this is just absolute bullshit.

R524 It’s not thin.

But it's not thick.

Thick or thin, I’m sure it’s cut, pink, and pretty.

So he's running for congress in WeHo?

Forget becoming Mayor of Gay. He should start a company called WeHo. As in, like, a company of whores. Because that’s the one thing we know he is good at, besides picking up and putting down heavy things.

OMG he just storied a thank you to this guy from Peoria

OMG Look at this queen! And he’s married to a woman, the poor girl.

Triumph of the Will & Grace

SMH.

Classy couple. They must go on double dates with Meghan McCain and Clay Aiken.

Say, isn’t Josh Haywood from Lindsey Graham’s neck o’the woods?

ROFL He’s a promise keeper too.

WTF is in the water in Peoria?

Anyway, Cockgobbler might end up being useful by unwittingly pointing out every sad closet case he knows.

“...giving him a Reagan shirt for his morning workouts was the least we could do.”

I’m gonna tie these things together for you:

Paul Ryan + Schock fucked.

Schock + his intern Ryan Carballido fucked when he was an intern and they still fuck today.

Schock fucked all manner of twinks and jocks in the GOP, and he brought Paul Ryan and select others in his down-low club into the mix.

Schock still has never officially come out because besides getting lots of sex from lots of self-hating homos and celebs, and from politicians and foreign dignitaries whom he could manipulate, this select DC down-low club has worked out well for him as ongoing political leverage. He has shit on all the people with sex secrets, and coming out would dissolve his leverage overnight. And he has fun with it, so why stop?

But as tension ramped up and the SCOTUS rejected his appeal to have the case thrown out, he went balls-to-the-wall gay through Instagram stories. He didn’t do it for fun or even for attention. He did it as a veiled, unspoken threat to those in power who have accessed his services. It was a promise to come out as gay and to unleash the secrets he holds, which are everybody else’s secrets.

Ryan C, from Peoria, is living the high gay life in West Hollywood. Josh The Twink is living his double life in SC. They are both part of Schock’s extortion network that is manipulating high-powered men in Washington, DC.

[quote]Cockgobbler might end up being useful by unwittingly pointing out every sad closet case he knows.

Don't look at me!

R541 OMG! JONATHON!! How have you been??!

Who is Aaron’s personal traveling professional photographer nowadays? And where do the funds to cover his expenses come from?

We all know Andy Cohen and Daniel Craig dated/fucked/whatever for a while.

What are the chances, do you think, that Aaron didn’t ensnare Andy Cohen into his web after he posted the Bond-like photo above? If he gets drugged-up Andy into his web of felonious deceit, then that without a doubt will tap him into Anderson Cooper’s legit inheritance, and all the affiliations that come with them. To be honest, I can’t even imagine a world in which Bruce Bozzi hasn’t paid Aaron Schock for his dick. I wonder how networked he really is. He needed quite a deep well of power to get out of 24 felony counts with nothing lost but a crown of hair.

This right wing homo is thanking him now

Seriously, the way he's promoting these fools crowing about vindication is truly disgusting and crass even if you don't hate Shock.

Everyone should find an old photo someone took with Schock, Photoshop your face onto it, post it on IG and caption it “VINDICKATED!!” and revel in the glory of a SUPERSTAR reposting your ego-fluffing story.

OMG. You could not invent Josh Haywood.

Making memories. By killing. Beautiful.

Throwing candy for Aaron. Fucking hell!!!!! There's a movie in this.

Josh has a hobby.

And of course, besides Aaron, he has Jesus too on his side.

This is Amurka, people.

His sudden incessant boasting on Twitter and Instagram is completely tone deaf. No self-awareness whatsoever. This flaming grifter will definitely find himself back in legal trouble. He can't help himself. Hope his current employer is keeping close tabs on the petty cash!

Go on loser homo punks. Slag Aaron Schock. Make our day.

God Josh, just fuck Aaron already.

Throwing Candy For Aaron.

A story of love, loss, and patriotism in Middle America, that will squeeze your heart.

Soon to be a major motion picture starring Stephen Baldwin and Corey Feldman.

It's a real comfort that Schock is aging faster than a steam train. He looks a full twenty years older than his age. SO deserved.

Images like that at r584 remind me how much I hate this country. Sorry, folks, it’s a violent, religious shithole full of ignorant, arrogant, selfish self-righteous goons. I’m ashamed to to come from white Midwestern stock. I consider them the scum of the earth.

Josh Haywood and fish = LESBIANISM MOST FOUL!!!!!!!

His former intern/current lover/fuck buddy Ryan posted an IG story today that hits a lot of checklists:

—Working out with Aaron

—And prostitute friend Eliad Cohen

—All of them shirtless

—At Barry’s Bootcamp

—In West Hollywood

If Aaron were not so adamantly antigay, he would be the walking, listhping embodiment of Gay, USA.

It is pretty bold to advertise that you fuck your former college intern, work out shirtless with him, broadcast it on social media, and still consider running for office again. Trump-level bold. Michael Jackson-level bold.

[quote] And to support this observation, recall that his lawyers tried to get his case dismissed on the grounds that the FBI allegedly probed into his sexual identity, and his attorneys alleged that he was the victim of a sexuality-based witchhunt...which is practically an acknowledgment of his being gay, if not explicitly so. But that was from his lawyers, not from him.

This is what I think is most unjust about his case. He is an anti-gay, obviously gay man who has denied being gay. Who used his limited influence and platform to demean the LGBT community and make our lives incrementally harder. Then after he is revealed as an immoral, thieving f*ggot who does not embody the values that he claimed to stand for, his first defense is to claim the prosecutors have a homophobic bias against him.

For the record, a closeted anti-gay homosexual putting his fuck-buddy on his payroll so as to hide the true nature of his relationship is probative of his malfeasance and criminal conduct. Living a lie makes you a LIAR. And predisposes you to undertake immoral, unethical and/or illegal acts to obscure your homosexuality.

Schock reminds me a lot of Sean Storm, who was also from Illinois.

[quote] To be honest, I can’t even imagine a world in which Bruce Bozzi hasn’t paid Aaron Schock for his dick. I wonder how networked he really is. He needed quite a deep well of power to get out of 24 felony counts with nothing lost but a crown of hair.

OMG, gurl...for the 1 millionth fucking time, AARON IS THE BOTTOM!!!!! Please stop with the fan fiction. He is not dicking ANYONE.

[quote] OMG Look at this queen! And he’s married to a woman, the poor girl.

Look at him, look at her....FRUIT BLINDNESS!

Ryan carballido’s IG just went private. Had some hot photos w Schock. Carballido is cute but Str8 bait Josh Haywood is probably Aaron’s brass ring. But Aaron will ultimately pick one with what politicians find most attractive: $$.

Pick ONE? As if!

If anyone ever had doubts...

^And fast forward to the squeal and multiple hair flips at the end of the vid.

Does anyone else wanna punch that awful blonde twink that left a “you did it baby “ message on the cockgobbler’s insta page ? And that creepy old dude that left “Schock for president” VOMIT!! Fucking idiot gay deplorables

R568

1. Donald Trump? Fuck you, you piece of shit.

2. Tulsi Gabbard? Fuck you, you piece of shit.

3. “Former ALS employee.” FORMER FUCKING ALS EMPLOYEE?

Aaron Schock is one dumb fuck.

Ryan Carballido needs to come back. He's better looking than Aaron.

So in love with himself that all others need not apply.

His latest Instagram story is a repost of someone who posted from The Blaze.

The Blaze. Glenn Beck’s website that employs hate-spewing idiot Tomi Lahren.

Aaron Schock is trash.

If you didn’t revile him before, seeing the video of him above trying to win favor with Donald Trump and Tulsi Gabbard, and knowing that he supports readers of The Blaze should make you lose all tolerance for him.

Many of you have assumed without any evidence that over the past several years, since he has apparently become an openly gay whore, he must have reformed and become less of a conservative hypocrite.

All of you who tolerate this guy are self-hating, sad creatures.

[quote] When is this asshole going to jail?

Apparently, NEVAH

R575 bitch won’t be as lucky next time!!

The current court ruling is valid only contingent upon his not breaking any laws within the next six months. That’s kind of an interesting clause. If he gets busted for whoring...hahahha

^ If he [bold]is[/bold] caught breaking any laws, I anticipate that the TPTB will explain them away, and he will get over yet again.

I dunno, R578. I think he’th on a thlippery thlope.

I don't thupport lying, self-loathing closet queens!

I’d still blow him.

His head is birdlike. It freaks me out. I think he is some sort of predatory raptor in human form.

I don't thupport gay marriage. It's not like I'm going to MARRY the escorts I pay to have sex with!

Misth Linthey Graham wouldn’t even THINK of marrying me! And Paul is married to a nice young lady already, tho whatsth he gonna do, dump her and marry me? Or are you suggesting...BIGAMY?!

The thexth is tho much thexthier on the down low, bro.

I'll admit: he's a sniveling little tool and an asshole Republican, and a liar, and he's got a weirdly shaped head.

But every time I look at the photo at OP: SCHWINGGGGGGG! He has a fucking beautiful body. Just out of this world.

Did Missy ever work for a living .....or has her entire 'career' been on the public payroll?

If he wants to get back into politics, he should start over, running for school board again. Maybe this time he will follow the proper path.

Is thw antigay congressman fucking the gay intern hwo writes op-eds on his behalf no longer frowned upon?

My God, how does this DL interface mangle letters like that?

What does karma have in store for cock gobbled?

Baldness

He also looks like he might have some gynecomastia going on. He will need a bra soon.

“When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers.”

—Oscar Wilde, out and proud eons before it was trendy

When the Cockgoblin was on Morning Joe he said that the indictment made it hard for him to make a living. Was that a way to lay a foundation for explaining later why he was hanging out with ‘personal trainers’ who prostitute themselves when he gets called on it?

So is she telling the world that her hole is "open for business"?

[quote]He has a fucking beautiful body. Just out of this world.

Jesus, you really REALLY need to get out more, bitch.

Happily, her worked over tits are now looking very middle aged and weary, and the face is turning into a jowly mudslide offset only by the snake-like mouth. Karma most beautiful. I can’t wait for her first lift to make her look even more creepy.

Oh, yeah. That will be fun to watch. The Nazca lines in his forehead have been erased by Botox and his cheeks plumped with fillers already. A facelift isn’t far away, and he’s going to look like a balding Jessica Lange with no makeup and big, broad floppy hirsute boobs.

Who here is schocked that this guy in India came to his defense? Is Aaron the David Hasselhoff of the subcontinent?

Eliad Cohen announced he is coming to DC on Friday. He is currently in We Ho with Aaron. Will they fly first class together? Will they fly private? Will they get it on in the toilets?

Eliad may be carving out some DC time with America's Favorite President's Son-in-Law.