Dina Mergeron's Vagina Here!

Dina's gina.

Her dusty muffin!

Her lady hamper!

Have you ever dipped your toe into the lady pond?

Claude Liverday.

Well played R4. Well... played.

Is Doug Davidson still on contract?

Just because....

I hope they have the Walnut Grove piano tuned up....I want to tickle some ivories.

I actually thought r7's video was real for a minute then realized it was a parody.

R9 That was the genius of those videos. Totally off the wall and yet......

Well that one was actually dubbed. That's not BD speaking.

R11 Yes, we all know that.

Every Y&R thread should start with this from now on...

Does Chrissy have a new BF in r14's pic?

Poor Chrissy. He’s such an ass kisser and it has gotten him zero airtime. All that wasted brown nosing.

Miss LeBlanc went RIGHT for the new meat!

Who's the stud with his arm around Chrissy?

Nu Kyle?

Who's the girl to Arturo's left and the girl to Lily's left?

So Victor and Jack are brothers. Dumb!

Mal is killing this show. It gets worse week by week.

So that means Stuart Brooks is Victor's father too?

Weddings

Victor and John both tried to browbeat their wives into aborting their children. Nick Newman too.

Is that hottie David Lago of the homosex persuasion? His eye brows are rather sculpted.

Ral. Raul, Rall? Rahl? Rah-oohl?

Which one of these?

"You were smart to get into bed with that one . . .".

Do they use metric inside Dina's vagina?

Did nuKyle start today?

Why didn't Abby just go to the motel's front desk to ask for the key to Dina's lovenest? If the room was unoccupied, the desk clerk might have given them the key, especially if they slipped him some cash. They could have even made the desk clerk or manager on of Ravi's relatives. The writers are idiots.

R18 It's NuNuNuNuKyle, Michael Mealor.

Chrissy likes to think himself as Miss Hospitality who's in-charge of the Y&R Welcome Wagon.

CLB wants to be an associate writer on the show.

Miss Chrissy only welcomes the males.

She sure ain't making the bucks giving hound dog eyes at Lauren's Skeletor mask

R36 He'll welcome females, if he thinks they're potential beard material as a "date' for industry events.

Bregman isn't always available; and Linder is too old and unbelievable.

Leslie looks pretty good, but she should lose the (tinted) granny glasses. Lorie looks like she has rheumatoid arthritis. I guess if they're there going to Walnut Grove for the dedication of a Stuart Brooks Journalism Lab, then they're implying that Ol' Stuey is dead.

They should have just shown the flashback when Brenda gave Stuart the tracheotomy. .. Forget about Walton. .. Seventy-five percent of Y&R's audience has cataracts anyway.

I actually liked Jess a lot for a long time, and was not one of the Brenda Rules team members.

But she does look like a lesbian trucker these days and gives no fucks about her appearance. She just isn't "Jill" any more. If she's that over playing the role, it is time to let her go. It's painful to watch now and Jill's best pairing was with Katherine, which is never going to happen again.

THIS is the kind of shit that frustrates me about soaps. Most other shows will know when to let something go and open up space for something fresh. Soaps just beat the shit out of a story sometimes.

What’s the hold up in announcing Miss Giddens as the new headwriter?

45th Anniversary Party.

I'm guessing there was cake.

... and more ass-kissing.

Stuart Brooks, you ARE the father! (of Jack)

Oh boy. Incest. Jack had sex with Stuart's daughter, Peggy.

It was amazing and led to Peggy dumping that boring Steve Williams at the altar, causing Steve to leave town.

But Jack already had his eye on the nubile Patty Williams, who was lying about her age.

R42, The operative word being "was".

R44, "Our Miss Brooks".

ROWL and Brittany HOdges are now married. They reconnected in NY.

As IRL, they're now saying Brittany is a lawyer.

Her son, Joshua, has been SORASed and is said to be attending Harvard. .. lol!

(Michael LaBaldwin is probably licking his lips.)

Will Bobby Marsino and his Oreo nips be returning?

R50 Bobby was killed off. He was going to be giving more evidence against the mob and was being kept at a safehouse. He and his guard went out for a walk and were run over by hit and run driver. The conclusion was that it was a mob hit. .. More likely a hit by EB.

NuKyle's feet appeared at the end of the Canadian broadcast today so you will get to see them tomorrow.

They are lighting Victor with a rather corpsey white light. At least I think they're lighting him.

Uh oh....

Traci came to the anniversary party just to take a tiny slice of the cake.

Tiny how? Geographically? Yes, seen as a fraction of Los Angeles County, Traci's slice of cake was tiny.

Greg Rickart is on DAYS!

Jack Abbott-Brooks has a nice ring to it. Did Jack actually fuck Peggy Brooks, or just date her?

Jack fucked Peg aka Pumpkin. Peggy wore only a fur coat to seduce him and got pulled over by the police and daddy Stu had to bail her out. He was outraged by his daughter's behavior. LOL.

Why didn't they have Vicky Rowell back for the anniversary? That's who viewers want to see, not those two shriveled up Brooks sisters.

Is there a role for me on DAYS?

^HELL NO! Way too many queers running around Salem for my taste.

Did y’all see the pic of Vicky Rowell and DL fave Miss Giddens? Yikes! Get Miss Jamey a bra. His moobs are bigger than Vicky’s.

In 2018, why are there no gay people on this show? Those faux, questioning lezbos don't count. I'm talking about out and proud gay characters whose sexuality is NOT integral to the plot. Characters who are good and bad, just like their het counterparts, and just happen to be gay.

Dina,

Does your vagina have bangs?

Just curios.

^It's actually a Hitler stache. Good clean workspace!

Way to go. Stuart!

Nu Kyle has huuuuge feet.

I already don't like him.

How much older is Victoria than JT and his Walnut Grove classmates?

[quote] ... and DL fave Miss Giddens?

Fave? .. Surely you jest.

R69 Based on history, the age gap between JT and Victoria should be about eight years.

In 1998, Victoria turned 22, and that's when Victor gifted his daughter with a seat on the board. They pretty much played the Victoria character Heather Tom's real-life age. (Heinle is two-years older than her.)

Five years later, in 2003, Colleen threw a surprise birthday party for JT. At that point, Jeffrey Todd was turning 19 (and banging cougar Anita Hodges on the sly).

But those boobies on Miss Giddens in the pic with Rowell. Brenda Dickson would be jealous! And to think that Jamey is single.........such a shame.

R72 I'm surprised they let him dressed like that. Other photos from the gala make it look like a black tie affair.

edit ^^^ "... let him IN dressed like that."

Yes it is very weird to see Kevin on DOOL.....

And those are NOT granny glasses R39 - they are John Lennon glasses. All the cool kids in GC will be wearing them soon....and if Hilary invites me on The Hilary Hour, it will cause a sensation.

Miss Giddens should be on the writing team. She could write for two.

It's nice that Y&R went on location to a mote l to do the scenes where Dina tried to remember the name of her old lover.

But the motel they used for the location shoot was clearly built in the 1980s. They should have visited one built in the 1950s if they wanted to be accurate. That oversight took me out of the scene.

Quick question, have they explained why Stuart cheated? I know that Jennifer was out-hoing even Dina, so did they say that Stuart was lonely or something? It would have been between Leslie and Peggy, right? How is Jack taking this news?

Where are the lezzies??? No wonder the average age of a Y&R viewer is 97 and in a nursing home eating jello. They talk about Dina’s nasty old snatch being used by all these old men but they never show the nubile millenial lezzies. Why?????

That so called "hot" bedroom scene between Will and Paul on DOOL Tuesday was so tame it could have been shown in church.

amazing whore, she in the nuthouse yet? fly hi u divne putz

What was the point of killing of HDG? UGH!!

What was the point of killing off John Abbott?

I think we need to start a bring back Max Shippee campaign

Hilary left a billionaire mogul's story to cover a high school reunion??

Traci looked enormous today.

Nice debut by Nu Kyle . . . but those clothes!!!

They should have spiced up this media coverage of the reunion, by having Leanna Love show up competing with Hilary for soundbites. She'd then go to the hospital and have a few choice words for comatose Victor.

[quote]I think we need to start a bring back Max Shippee campaign

By "we," do you mean the voices in your head?

Traci is verklempt.

Ratings will be through the roof.

R89 Max Shippee can now play Jack's daddy, Graham Senior.

Graham Sr. went on to fuck Myrna Bloodworth as well.

This is why Dina said Jack's daddy was named "Graham" the other day. Dina was actually right, and the girls misinterpreted things.

With Victor critical in the hospital, has anyone bothered to call his hotter, younger brother, Matt?

I know Bobby Parucha doesn't act anymore, so this would be a good time to recast the role, and have NuMatt become a potential love interest for Ashley again.

Clayton Norcross is about the right age.

After Cam Mathison, Clayton Norcross was my second choice for "Drew Dixon."

I wonder if Norcross and Barton hooked up after the party. Would they be vers?

The Abbotts were on Hone & Family this morning. Of course, Traci mentioned The Abbott Breakfasts.

With Aunt Jack arrested, I'm guessing we'll be getting a dose of Miss Susan Hayward in 'I Want to Live.'

When do I get to make my speech? Did Tracy eat the tablecloth yet?

DAMN DADDY @r92!!

Move over Shippee!!!

So Victor and Jack are going to be brothers despite the fact that Summer and Kyle (then Lachlan Buchanan) had sex several times when they were step-siblings after Jack remarried Phyllis?

R99 What's wrong with step-siblings doing it?

r100

Well if Jack is Victor's brother then Summer and Kyle are cousins(I think I did the family tree correctly)

R101 Half cousins, which doesn't seem like such a big deal (especially since they didn't procreate). Wisconsin even allows full cousin marriage, if the woman is over 55, or one person in the couple can't procreate. I would assume this means gay cousins are allowed to marry?

Anyway, does anyone remember the scene where Lorie Brooks tracked down her half-brother, Mark Henderson? .. After Mark found out that he and Lorie were half-siblings, he just up and moved away to some other state to get away. .. When Lorie finally learned the reason Mark left, she went there to tell him that they could still be together. Her solution was they'd live someplace where nobody knew them, and she'd just have her tubes tied or something so they wouldn't have any kids. Mark stood there looking at her like she was nuts... lol!

[quote]What's wrong with step-siblings doing it?

Nothin'.

I'm confused. Who is Jack's daddy? Who is Victor's daddy?

Did Bill Bell want to fuck his sister or something? That story has come up repeatedly with him.

If Kyle/Summer are being retconned as cousins, that's good IMO. Now nuKyle won't get saddled with a recast Summer.

BTW, what is the plan romantically for Kyle...other than in my dreams?

I hear he is slated to have an affair with Michael

Lilbet Stern.

Just had to mention that name today.

Dina, I have learned something significant...

Anybody else think Bell Bell was kind of cute?

[quote] Lilbet Stern. Just had to mention that name today.

Real Patty still looks good.

She is well preserved like Kay's mausoleum!

She will always be Patty to me.

Can someone help me with some history.

Who showed up first Paul Williams or Jack Abbott?

Paul

Paul... He was an isolated solo character who gave Nikki an STD.

The Google says Paul surfaced in 1978, Aunt Jack in 1980.

The man's as gay as a picnic basket!

Interesting that he mentioned homosexuality as a taboo topic for the show.

r113 she will always and forever be super vixen Tina Lord Roberts

R110 Bell was definitely handsome in a very DILFy way.

I can't decide if he was just a weird kinkster or a secret gay, though. He looks like a Palm Springs retiree in that clip.

Terry Lester was the perfect Jack. Loved his scenes with Brenda D.

Arresting Jack for the attempted murder of Victor is just ridiculous. There's no direct evidence. It's all circumstantial.

They're making Paul out to be Clueless as ever. Surely there would be security cameras at The Ranch showing the comings and goings. Shit, Victor even has a camera in the damn safe.

[quote]Arresting Jack for the attempted murder of Victor is just ridiculous. There's no direct evidence. It's all circumstantial.

[quote] Surely there would be security cameras at The Ranch showing the comings and goings. Shit, Victor even has a camera in the damn safe.

It's a soap opera. Such matter as logic and evidence aren't always important for the plot. Certainly not in this case.

It serves to heighten the drama to have Jack arrested and tried for Victor's attempted murder. I suspect it will come out on the witness stand that Jack is Victor's son.

I suppose it would be interesting if it weren't all so plot-driven.

[quote]I suppose it would be interesting if it weren't all so plot-driven.

Yeah, this is plot driven. But it taps in a long history between Jack and Victor. Back 25 years ago, Jack stepped over Victor's body when Victor collapsed.

[quote] I suspect it will come out on the witness stand that Jack is Victor's son.

Impossible. Dina described Jack's father as being "witty and sharp."

Old Victor was selfish, mean, and wore fugly bolo ties

Didn't Liberace guest on the show many years ago? I know he was a huge fan of Victoria Mallory and her piano playing. Wouldn't it be a kick to find a pic of Jack's dad and it's Lee. Now that would make a lot of sense in regard to Aunt Jack.

Billy says Kyle is trying to be the "cool, young, rebel."

uhhh ... Not dressed like that.

What is Wardrobe thinking?

Would Braeden agree to play Jack's father. I doubt he wants to play it that he could have a sixty-something son - although it would be physically possible. I cannot imagine long-time viewers are going to embrace this if true. I suspect that they are already unhappy that they are messing with Jack's paternity to begin with.

If they make Victor into Jack's father, I suspect they'll say he was a young stud working at the country club, probably only 16 years old, when he serviced Dina at the Sunrise Motel.

Likely, they'll say he was still using his birth name of Christian Miller, which is why Dina never made the connection between Christian and Victor.

Peter Bergman is 64 in real life, while Braeden is 76. That's a real life difference of 12 years, so for a soap to stretch that difference to 16 years is not unheard of. I mean, GH has a 47-year-old Steve Burton and a 38-year- old Billy Miller playing twins now.

Why was Dina so hot in the pants?

I doubt Victor will turn out to be Jack's father. They might tease that, but Braeden would never allow that to happen. I doubt they're even brothers. The whole storyline will be tied to Victor, I'm sure, but I think in a less predictable way.

Dina once got DP-ed by Stuart Brooks and Bruce Henderson.

Saying Victor is Jack's father now would be as bad as the Kay-Jill mother-daughter yarn. .. From what I remember, there was no familiarity between Victor and Dina in the mid-80s when they first met. .. And when Victor was involved in Ashley's paternity storyline and the lawsuit between Marc and Dina over control of Mergeron, he always treated Dina with a great deal of deference, calling her "Madame Mergeron." And Dina never seemed hot to trot with Victor and was actually trying to thwart Jill, so she could have another shot at dull, old John. But now Dina claims her affair with the man who fathered Jack was memorable, with him being someone she could never forget.

Dina's vagina here!

Any questions?

I remember Jack's father. He was long, thick, veiny and uncut.....

The next thing you guys are going to be saying is that Dina was pulling trains at the Collonade Room.

Mother forgets a lot. And I don't mean little things, but the big stuff. Why just last week, that stupid alzie cunt called in a Dominos order for me and forgot that I like double meatballs and sausage on my pies. I ate the four pies, but I could tell something was missing.

Jack and Traci are at the police station.

Ashley and Abby are at the hospital.

Guess who's home helping Dina wipe her ass?

And can she stop calling me "Mamie?"

A Y&R Special 45th Anniversary Episode:

Dina's 50 Load Weekend

Mrs. Martinez is trying to sabotage and confuse Dina by continuing to call her Belle.

Traci, your father is Orson Welles.

Was having the name of the restaurant that Marian and Tessa were so hot to eat at be called "Double Zed" supposed to be some kind of stupid joke about "leZZies" ??

When not treating patients at Genoa City Memorial, Dr. Hillerman does videos for Men At Play.

That locked door in Devon's office was so fragile and rickety, a child could have freed themself.

OMG, I'm blind!!!

Beth Maitland should never go sleveless.

Marla's all tits and bangs. No wonder the men of GC used her as a fuck toy.

Why didn't Traci have a date for the Walnut Grove Centennial?

Just because Steve found the man of his dreams and divorced her doesn't mean she should give up.

Is Traci self-medicating her emotional pain with food? She's such a glutton.

Today, they were talking about Dina in the barbershop and about how hood she is. Two outside kids, then she ditches them to be raised by a man who wasn't even their father. And Dina had the nerve to team up with Katherine to go after Jill for being a slut. Jill was a fucking nun, compared to those two.

50 Loads Dina, indeed!

Walnut Grove?

Is Jack Pa Ingalls' bastard child?

R154 Mal is changing daytime! lolololololol Yet the ratings for Yawn & Rested keep going lower. Ridiculous.

I don't buy Kyle's rage but Keemo would have a helluva reason to pout.

Beth Maitland in "The Sophie Tucker Story".

Back in the day Dina's bangs had nothing to do with her hair.

[quote]Back in the day Dina's bangs had nothing to do with her hair.

Ohhhh. Very clever r158. Bravo!

Meg Bennett has such an incredible acting range. Why isn't she getting the Meryl Streep type offers?

Dina's like a chicken coop... cocks fly in and out all day and night.

Most of the people on this show mate like indiscriminate rabbits but Dina is the only one who gets slut shamed?

R147 will someone please take those women to Ross and get them some decent footwear?

R163, Traci's shoes look like they're from The Elvira Gulch Collection.

So true R164 and Dina looks like she's wearing her old bedroom slippers from Christian Siriano Collection.

[quote][R147] will someone please take those women to Ross and get them some decent footwear?

R163, This is TY&TR.

Ladies Fashions Provided Giorgio Beverly Hills

Mens Suits by Botany 500

Footwear by Kinny

Stay Tuned for Search for Tomorrow next over most of these CBS Stations

This program was recorded

R95, After watching a repeat broadcast on Friday and seeing how alarmingly feeble Jerry Douglas is, maybe it was a good idea to kill off John Abbott.

LOL Bern at R166. I guess ya gotta cut costs where you can.

I would like to own the shop in Genoa City that sells those big PLATES and stands.....everyone has one at home AND at the office!

Maybe Mal is going to pull a "This Is Us" and have Neil and Jack turn out to be brothers. And you already have Traci as the morbidly obese sister.

I want Melissa Leo to make a cameo as a long lost sister.

^Good idea, r170.

Thanks R171!

Does Dina’s dried up old cooter have bangs?

nuKyle used to "teach" at the WeHo Soulcycle. Has anyone had him? What's his out rate?

Is he hung?

As mentioned above, the clothes chosen for Kyle to wear for his debut were an unfortunate mistake.

[quote]Most of the people on this show mate like indiscriminate rabbits but Dina is the only one who gets slut shamed?

No one is shaming the slutty part, just the fertility rituals.

What is Nikki and Victor's current status - I thought they reconciled for the 25th time a few months ago, but then it sounds like she is sleeping around with a younger man (unless the posts on this thread are satire). That seems quick for her to be cheating if they really did reconcile. It looks like all of Victor's kids might be sucking up to him again. They never really ever follow through on him paying any long term consequences.

Wouldn't it be a kick if they brought on Nicholas Coster as Jack's father? I wonder if he and Marla and still friends after 50 years?

Nikki seems to be having an open marriage. I don't think Grampire is up for that, but I also don't think he knows.

Abby will be riding Arturo's linguica by May sweeps.

This used to be a show about beautiful young people. Now it's mostly about ugly walking corpses. What gives?

Isn’t the average age of a Y&R viewer about 83? No wonder they feature Dina Bangs Mergeron and Grampo Braeden.

How does this or any of the soaps stay on the air with dismal 18-49 demos? They have like 11 viewers in that demo .The average age of Y&R is actually about 62, the oldest of all four soaps.

When did Sydney Mealor start going by Michael?

R184 I'm pretty sure most viewers under the age of 49 who watch daily soap operas are streaming them on some other device to watch on their own schedule. Such "non-linear" or "on demand" viewing affects all of television, but especially a show like these that are on every freakin' day. .. When NBC Entertainment Chairman, Robert Greenblatt, was asked about Days' chances of being renewed, he specifically raised the issue of non-linear viewing and said it would factor into their decision. And since the show got renewed, the numbers from that must still be there. I've read elsewhere that one thing these soaps do accomplish in relation to that type of viewing is that they serve as great "gateway" shows to bring viewers to the network websites where they then stick around and watch/explore other shows.

R186 Non linear viewing adds very little to overall viewership. The live plus 7 dvr viewing adds about only 100,000 viewers to Y&R and online/ondemand viewing adds even less than that. Plain and simple, these shows are bleeding viewers, especially younger viewers. Millenials wouldn’t be caught dead watching a network daytime soap opera.

Y&R is clearly a lunchtime habit/white noise for a lot of people. That, and a faithful African American audience, have kept overall viewership relatively stable. Its audience is incredibly conservative, which is why they would never do a full-on gay love story like Days has done.

Mal Mal Mal. GH beat Y&R again in the women 18-49’s. Mal Mal Mal. Whatever you’re doing ain’t working.

They should have a story where Jess Walton's Jill goes to an abandoned warehouse where she has been keeping Brenda Dickson's Jill captive for over 30 years after kidnapping her and taking her place. Sort of like what they did with Todd and Victor Jr. on One Life To Live. Imagine the ratings.

Was that it for the Brooks sisters? Hardly worth bothering with.

Mealor and Josh Swickard (GH) are BFF from soul cycle.

I agree. The Brooks sisters coming back for 5 seconds saying they're going to the Walnut Grove reunion that they are later shown to be completely absent from was ridiculous.

Raul looks like a cartoon character.

R194, They practically qualified for "Under 5" status.

“Forever Young and Restless” added onto their opening. Why? Is that going to attract new viewers?

They should have at least played Leslie & Lorie dedicating "The Stuart Brooks Journalism Lab" at the reunion party and used it as a way to introduce Leslie's hot thirtysomething son, Brooks Prentiss. .. Brooks would then have announced that he's the new publisher of The Chronicle with plans to show GC Buzz how investigative reporting is actually done. .. We later learn that The Chronicle is only one of Brooks' many business enterprises, as Prentiss Industries still exists.

And Brooks' date for the evening would have been Brittany's stunning Harvard Freshman boy, Joshua. .. Joshua soon lets it be known that come June, he plans to join hot daddy, Brooks, and transfer to GCU. .. And like his ex-stripper mama, we learn that the blond twunk has a penchant for working as a go-go boy on the side. .. In between majoring in chemistry and designing his own jock straps, this one's a real tease with a mouth on him.

Love you R198.

I have a very very vague recollection of Raul & Brittany. Should I care that they’re married? Nope!

How do you pronounce Raul? Is like "Paul" or "Ra-ool" or, lord help us, "Rowell"?

Vagine by Dina Mergeron. Smells nothing like cinnamon rolls.

I want to see some smoking hot bed scenes with Arturo and Abby.

Is it written in Melody's contract that Arturo can only be shown nuzzling Nikki's neck and nothing further?

I think it's time for Arturo to get it on with Nick. (But who's on top?)

I want to see some smoking hot bed scenes with Arturo and Dr. Hillerman.

Will Jack's father turn out to be the Maestro? Did Dina fuck him?

The dude playing Artruro must have cringed at the smell of Nikki’s vagine.

Where are the lezzys???? I want to see my Tessa Porter! NOW!!!!!!!!! I demand to see her!!!!!!!

The lezzies have been demoted to props for Hillary and Devon.

Amen to that, r209. Now me and the other gals in the steno pool can watch our stories during lunch and not vomit up our fried mac 'n cheese.

How far will Lily go to prevent Hillary from having a baby with Devon? I think she'll push her down some stairs at some point.

Is Meg Bennett anorexic? She had the stick legs and skinny body. Mel must’ve been jealous.

So NuKyle is dating NuCop from GH? Wow!

Lily is going to slip a pill in Hilary’s energy drink and after Hilary passes out, Lily is going to put her in a bathtub filled with ice and cut out her uterus.

What I wouldn’t give for them to do something that insane.

r213

what??

R215, See R193

Why are all of the Kyle’s gay? Y&R hires gay actors but they can’t have a gay storyline. For shame.

Kyle Abbot

NuKyle Abbot

NuNuKyle Abbot

NuNuNuKyle Abbot

NuNuNuNuKyle Abbot

[quote] Y&R hires gay actors but they can’t have a gay storyline. For shame .

There are no gay actors at Y&R, except for that one we fired last year, who all the crazies out there wanted to see hook-up with that hot, masculine, totally straight detective. Not just a wild, far-fetched idea, but downright implausible. Fixed that.

Chris McKenna has not aged well. Yikes!

So it's 99.% positive that John Abbott is NOT Jack's father - is that what they said? I hate this story line, and I blame Dina for the whole thing....will someone please tell her that she doesn't have to ACT old and decrepit - she IS old and decrepit.

Wouldn't Jack still be wearing his regular clothes....I thought you only got the INMATE uniform after you were convicted - or is that just for court?

JT is acting shady shady shady. Wake up, Victoria!

McKenna must be a heavy smoker. There is no other explanation.

Chrissy is already jealous

Speaking of vagine's...

Why Kay, you're looking worse than usual.

Did Jill deliberately kill her baby?

Did Brooke really have a miscarriage or was she faking being preggo to get Ridge to marry her?

Will we ever found out the answer to these questions?

Is the baby whom Jill 'lost" the one viewers used to refer to as "Sam Abbott?" -- the secret Abbott son who actually survived and would show up some day to claim his birthright?

I never heard of Sam Abbott.

All I know is Jerry Douglas said he couldn't stand Brenda Dickson and "You can PRINT that!"

Michael Mealor is of the homosex persuasion?

Did his agent tell him to drop "Sydney" and go by the name "Michael"?

Mealor's debut wasn't all that impressive.

Jack being held in that cell just outside Paul's office was laughable. It reminded me of The Andy Griffith Show.

I don't think Jack would be held without bond based on these charges. The bail would have been pretty high but Jack would have easily made it. It's like the writers have absolutely no clue how our justice system works. It's like they've never even seen a single episode of "Law & Order."

This would be a good time to bring back Stitch with Mad Max (now a teen) in tow. Then Lily could finagle him into pushing Hillary down the stairs whenever she gets pregnant.

JT walks into Victor's hospital room.

Me:

Kyle is sniffing out Mariah? Wait until he finds out she's one of the lezzies.

Come on, Kyle . . . take off your clothes and show us what you got.

Good grief, Traci is fat.

Traci is ginormous.

So, Dina will want to fuck Kyle?

Not in that shirt, tie and vest she won’t.

Kyle is NOT a blood Abbott, so he is nothing....NOTHING!

Dina is still Jack's mother, which means Dina is also Kyle's grandmother.

Does that make Dina the "Dowager Madame," Aunt Jack, "Madame Jack," and Kyle, "Lady Kyle"?

I was hoping the new Kyle would be more masculine and not so baby faced and fey as Mealor.

None of the actors who played Kyle were uber masculine

You have to be gay in order to get cast as Kyle. It’s a rule.

Poor Hillary.....Devon is sterile

What happened to the lezzzys? I mean, I don't wanna see none a that when I'm eatin my lunch in the breakroom, but where is they? Good riddins. PS when i my boy Michael Muhney comin back? Supposably someone done saw him at the studio last week.

Mr Touchy Feely is the ONLY actor who will get the old trailer fraus to tune in again. We need him back. Pronto!!!!!!!!

All the 90-year-old nursing home fraus fantasize about MM touching their titties. Bring him back!

Why can't they pick the right actor to play Kyle?

How can there be a "right" actor when the character was never clearly defined? Each incarnation has been a slightly different personality.

Arturo + Abby = Hotness

Arturo + Abby = Arby

Did someone say Arby's?

Arturo = Abby = boring

Arturo + Nick =

I think Michael Mealor's been fine thus far.

How does comparing Jack's DNA with Traci's prove that Jack isn't John's son?

They're making a HUMONGOUS assumption that John is Traci's father.

This could end up being Traci's BIG story that all the fraus want.

Shouldn't there be a guard at Victors door?

Nikki crying at Victor's bedside is the worst acting she has ever done

r262=Erica Hope

Who was the woman at the end of the ep?

Could the woman at the end of the episode have been Julia?

R265 When we saw Julia last week, her hair wasn't that long; plus Julia's hands are far older and bonier looking.

Maybe Leanna Love is back for a short arc?

Since Miss Piggy has toy boy Arturo, maybe The Old Goat has a young mistress he's been fucking while putting her through college.

From what I've heard MM is practically unemployable. This is the ME TOO era and nobody wants to deal with that.

MM is an asshole! He Got what he fucking deserved.

I think the woman is that prison shrink Vic had manipulated while incarcerated.

A Canadian DL'er could tell us who the woman was.

The "woman" is Adam wearing his Sabrina wig and a dress again.

R272 They don't return to that scene in the next episode.

All jokes aside R273, he and Billy Miller really were the future of that damned show and the show pissed it all away. They don’t call the Y&R seat the most dysfunctional in daytime without a reason.

Nikki wailed and moaned for an hour and never opened her eyes.....or shed one tear....

Traci is big with the older viewers.....well she's big everywhere.

Where is Kyle living?

fuck a purse falls out of NuKyle's mouth when he talks

If they wanted Kyle to ping gay, they should have just kept Lachie.

He dressed better too.

Mel Thomas Scott is a shoo-in for next years Emmy Award! lololololol Why is she even there?

R280 here continued. In almost 40 years on Y&R, Mel has been nominated ONCE for an Emmy and lost to Lucci, a 18 time loser. What does that say? lolololololololol Good lord, daytime needs talent.

R280 Almost the same reason why Dee is still on Days and can barely move her face at times. Neither of them have anywhere else they could go.

Titty toucher has been replaced by another MM. sorry. Bye tit grabber.

I tweeted Mal Young and demanded to know why he is not writing for the lezzies. I told him to post on his twitter page why he won’t write for the lezzies. Stay tuned for his answer..........

What kind of man would fire his grandfather's widow?

Why does the costume designer on this show keep trying to foist vests upon all the men?

r277, I've suggested that Kyle move in with Michael and Lauren.

Nikki's scenes with Victor are laughable. Shame on her. Just awful

They should have had Nikki fuck Arturo on top of Victor's body.

Poor Mrs Ah-Wiggins is terrible at acting. She’s very lucky that she has ridden the Y&R gravy train for as long as she has.

When has Y&R ever been known for its acting?

JT must be a sociopath. No one who almost killed someone in a knock-down, drag-out fight like that couldn't be so unaffected emotionally by it. He's acting as if nothing happened. He calmly and collectedly visited Victor in the hospital, visited Jack in jail, and had a counseling session with a marriage counselor and never once exhibited any behavior that demonstrated he has any remorse for the attack or putting Jack in jail. He's also desperate to make Victoria ignore his physical and emotional abuse. He's no hero but I'm sure all the fraus and his DL fanboys are willing to forgive him.

So JT can be forgiven, yet Muhney ain't allowed back in the building? Double standard much?

There’s a didference between a fictional character like JT and a real life tit grabber.

That would be alleged R295, since there has never been any on the record statements made by any of the involved parties regarding certain personnel matters.

Hunter King LIED at Braeden and Mel's request. Both wanted MM off the show.

[quote] What kind of man would fire his grandfather's widow?

Technically, GloHo isn't Yawn's widow. Their marriage had been made void by a legal defect having something to do with Gloria's divorce from Terrible Tom, and John's attorney had never filed the paperwork to make their marriage valid before John died. Jack's treatment of Gloria was horrible back then. He actually put all of her belongings in trash bags and threw them outside the Abbott house. It's only since they fucked that Jack's softened toward Gloria. The Abbotts have generally treated her like shit on the bottom of their shoes.

Then why hasn’t the tit toucher ever sued anyone over the lies about him? Hmmmm You don’tget fired from a front burner storyline for no reason.

r297

Hi Michael

R299 For him to sue, he would have had to have been let go for cause with them giving him stated particulars. Instead, it appears they simply waited and released him from his contract at the pre-determined (26-week) cycle date in his contract. As such, they can do that for no particular reason, like they can do with any contract actor, thereby avoiding legal action. Just do the math. He'd renewed his contract in June, and he was out the door six-months later in December (with his final air date in January).

I’m not talking about suing his employers. There have been many media outlets that stated he was let go because of tit touching. He could have sued those outlets for libel but he never did. We all know why.

R294 - Are you really that stupid, or is this sarcasm?

If anyone believes there's even a hint of a chance that MM might return, then read Eric's book.

JT pulls the plug on Victors respirator.

Link to one media outlet that state the reasons for his being let go. Do not confuse the soap press with fan board and fan gossip.

[quote]If anyone believes there's even a hint of a chance that MM might return, then read Eric's book.

Eric Braeden is but one side of the story.

NuKyle looks like he shops at International Male even though the store no longer exists.

There's no way to believe NuKyle isn't gay.

^Michael, for the last time, get off the fucking computer.

Chrissy is better known as Miss Hospitality at Y&R, always OUT there welcoming!

Does he show up on set just to troll the veal? Because he doesn't have many scenes any more.

And I wouldn't doubt Chrissy will try to convince NuKyle to go to the Soapfest ... might be easy to do since his pal from GH (up in R227) is already going.

I was thinking Kyle was getting his clothes at JCPenney

I think his shirts are Perry Ellis but the combos look like he was dressed by a blind man.

Who did MM piss off in wardrobe?

His shirts look pretty good. But the vests?! Somebody's got it out for MM if they're dressing Kyle like that.

Who in town has actually seen Dina's vagina?

Dina has the tainted pussy.

I love vagina!

Can we please give Dina's vagina a rest? The poor thing must be exhausted.

At this point, Dina's vagina must look like month old pastrami.

So rumors say that tit grabber is back taping. When is his first airdate? He’ll grab Dina’a vagine for sure.

Even if you factor JT possibly having some anger issues due to pain med addiction,does his current persona mesh at all of who the character was in the first place? Wasn't he basically a good guy- not a cold blooded murderer?

Writers are trashing characters and history.

Mother, I have something heavy to tell you about myself.

Traci is not an Abbott.

Her father is the Good Humor Ice Cream Truck Driver who had the Hyde Park route back in the '60s

When JT first showed up, he was a hellcat who attracted trouble. The writers chose the last name Hellstrom deliberately.

So apparently, Kyle wants to be Hilary's GBF. .. These two bitches could have some fun.

So is Stuart Brooks Jack's daddy?

Does JT realize that Victor has Colleen's heart?

R329 Yes. Jeffrey Todd was there when the transplant occurred. And during his big confrontation with Victor leading to their fight, JT mentioned Colleen.

Kyle is overdue for a shirtless scene.

Lauren, get me the fucking smelling salts!!!

I keep misreading this thread title as "Dina Mergeron's Vagina Hair."

Next... Dina Mergeron's Bangs Curtains

Dina Mergeron's Beef Curtains

Is Simone a tranny?

Dina’s pussy bangs.

What a plot driven mess Y&R has become! They’re going to have Victoria & a few other broads dig a grave and bury JT in it? Seriously? Oh Mal. You are so wrong for this show.

Friday's episode was such a mess . . . quick jumps from one storyline to the next and then back again. The Nikki vs. Jill confrontation at the dedication seemed like it was ad libbed, not scripted.

Destroying JT to prop up the worst family on the show is beyond stupid. Thad has been killing it and he's the only actor who seems engaged. Everyone else mumbles, slurs and lacks energy. Josh Morrow is only tolerable with his shirt off. Word to Mel - you can't make me like Victoria no matter how much abuse she suffers!

NuNuNuNuKyle = dud or stud?

Stud!

Dud!

Stud!

With attitude!!!

It would be refreshing if the assistant Kyle was on the phone with on Friday's show arrives in GC as a hot young male who's also Kyle's current squeeze.

Stud! (though I think they'v had the character come on a bit strong even for a villain.)

[quote]They’re going to have Victoria & a few other broads dig a grave and bury JT in it?

Where does that come from? Seriously?

R347 The CBS promo for next week shows this.

Who are the other broads?

As several others have said, JT is one of the few male characters currently on the canvas who the audience is responding to. That's largely because Thad is really doing a fantastic job.

I don't understand why Mal wants to destroy a character the audience likes by giving him this abuser storyline.

As someone has already mentioned, an abuser storyline would be much more in keeping with Cain.

r348

do you have the link?

The ladies used Dina's vagina as a blueprint for digging the grave.

R348, CBS promo shows Phyllis, Victoria, Sharon and Nikki at a grave, with Victoria shoveling dirt on it.

Are those dumb cunts burying Kay's liver? Did the government finally find a safe place to bury it?

R338, Seems the Y&R writers want to jump on the #MeToo wagon.

An hour of Lily being smacked around by Cane is must see tv!

[quote] What a plot driven mess Y&R has become!

I, for one, secretly love that Y&R has succumb to the same virus that plagues all soaps. For too long, Y&R has been held up as some gold standard. Welcome to the bottom, bitches!

I never understood the "gold standard" thing. Yeah, sure, the production values were superior, but Bell's storytelling could be excruciatingly slow and his dialogue was beyond laughable. The acting was always highly stylized and never really any good. It was Y&R that gave rise to the cliche of soaps being about big hair and really bottom-barrel acting and writing.

STUD or DUD ??

Actually, Kyle's a BITCH !!

And as Aunt Jack is to Mildred, Kyle is to Veda.

[quote] I don't understand why Mal wants to destroy a character the audience likes by giving him this abuser storyline.

Things might be different if the actor had been willing to come back long-term. But it's pretty much been known from the get-go that this was going to be a short-term, guest starring gig that Thad was fitting into his busy schedule. He's not about to return to a daytime soap full-time, so I suppose sacrificing the J.T. character and having him go out with a bang instead of whimper was looked at as an option.

When compared to now what's left I guess some would assumed Y&R to be thought of as the gold standard. GH has been all over the map,B&B has going around in circles and Days has been flopping hard like a fish out of water. There's no more GL,EON,ATWT,AMC,OLTL,DS,AW,etc....

[quote]I don't understand why Mal wants to destroy a character the audience likes by giving him this abuser storyline.

I'm the type of person who believes that you can make a long term sustainable character a wife abuser if you play it correctly. Ed Bauer used to beat his wife on Guiding Light. One of the biggest problems with soaps is that they stopped taking chances and pushing the envelope. JT can be a wife beater and still be a beloved character if they took the time to get him help and counseling and to show that being an abuser isn't all that he is.

All of us live with a lot a shit from who we are or who we used to be, no one is pure or all good or all bad. Why not have a character have to live with what he's done and try to build a new life.

Go away Serial nutcase.

Did someone mention cereal?

And actually, R362, when Victor was first introduced he was a wife abuser. The story centered around the cold, callous Victor heaping all kinds of emotional and psychological abuse upon his sweet, young wife Julia. And at least once, after she'd done something against her mean old husband's wishes, he knocked her down the stairs at The Ranch, landing her in the hospital. He didn't even stick around to help her. The maid found her lying at the bottom of the stairs. She then lied to Brock about how she got her injuries. As the months passed, Brock tried to help Julia, but she'd go back and forth as to whether she should (or even could) leave the bully. Victor routinely put her down, feeding her insecurities and making her feel like she was nothing without him. He treated her like his personal possession.

Thirty-eight years later ....

I see J.T.

He be wailin'.

Sorry if this has been mentioned before...but I watched SPLENDOR IN THE GRASS for the first time this week, and I'll be damn, Marla Adams plays one of Natalie Wood's high school friends..alongside DL fave Sandy Dennis!

Along with Warren Beatty, Adams is one of the few credited actors from that film who are still alive.

I would love to hear her Beatty/Wood stories.

R368, Actually, they did not become a couple until after the movie was filmed.

Interesting.

Warren Beatty is Jack's father.

Watch: it will be Victor Lord.

Stephano DiMera is Traci’s father.

Has NuNuNuNuKyle seen Dina's vagine?

Everyone in Genoa City has seen Dina’s vagine. She’s the centerfold in this month’s Brash & Sassy online porno edition. And yes, the carpet does match the drapes.

Adorable

My mother has dementia is bed bound and craps her pants repeatedly...but at least I am fairly certain who my father is.

Gives me perspective on my situation as her 24/7 caregiver.

Thanks, Mal!

Mal’s version of Alzheimers is ridiculous. Oh sure, he says it is based on his mum, but really? The magical pussy that everyone in town wanted. Bill Bell is spinning over the rewrite of history for the sake of plot.

Dina must be a pain in the ass for the household staff. It's a wonder Mrs. Martinez hasn't spiked her Ensure yet.

Next up on Mal's storyboards - Cole Howard returns...as a pedophile.

Dina is Cole’s mother. Not Hope.

I am astounded that Melody has never won an Emmy!!!!!!!!!!! Just watch her Wed 4/4 scenes. Incredible!

Palmer Cortland is Jack's father!

Jack, your father is Marlon Brando circa "A Streetcar Named Desire". Traci, your father is Marlon Brando circa the "The Godfather."

Darth Vader is Jack's father.

So is there so kind of rule that says in order to be Kyle, you have to be a homosexual actor? Or does it just seem like it. Good lord! This pansy playing Kyle is so threatening? I’m scared! lolololololololol

It's pretty obvious that Joan Crawford is Aunt Jack's father.

R358 I agree. When Y&R first came on my sister and I were in grade school and would come home for lunch. My mom always watched it and even at that young age we thought it was so funny with the faces they made and the way they talked. Every conversation sounded like a speech.

Good old Palmer Cortlandt. I will always miss AMC

"Are you going on a fishing expedition?" was one of their frequently used phrases in the eighties. Also the word "significant" was used ad nauseum.

I used to hate: I've just got to wonder....

Yes!

They said that one EVERY episode!

Melody shouldn't even get paid this week.

Jack's father is Eric Kane, thus ushering in the arrival of daytime legend Sue Lucci reprising her role as Erica Kane, Jack's new sister.

I suspect Asa Buchanan.

Is she a long lost Abbott/Davis sibling?

Is Jack's father Dick Van Dyke?

Sue vs Mel would be epic!!!

Dina was beautiful when she was younger, I can totally see why she was getting so much cock.

R381 Charles 'Cole' Howard's mother was Eve Howard, not Hope. And his father turned out to be some guy named Marvin Oakley.

How in the hell did Brad ever get it up for Traci?

When he was young, my boy George loved a good Matzah Ball.

Would love to see LaLucci on Y&R

R403, Was AMC in HD?

Killing off John Abbott and Colleen Carlton were some of the worst decisions ever made soap wise. Notice none of the Newmans are killed off - and don't say Adam because we know he's coming back in some form some day. And now J.T. - who loved Colleen - has been sacrificed to the Newman altar as well. Ruins the whole memory of that romance.

There is a move on twitter by a male viewer for the writers of Big Little Lies to sue Mal for copying their storyline. How stupid. Soaps have copied each other and other shows for decades. Why is every male on twitter who watches soaps on the spectrum? Soaps are not geared to males. They want female viewers. Stop being so dumb, men.

It's not just the males. Ever check out the comments from those fraus on the Soap Opera Network boards? At least I think they're fraus. Possibly they're all gay men. That would explain a lot.

r407, yes. Most of the posters on SON are gay men.

Gay men want every male character to be gay. Wake up. Soaps are geared to women. Women don’t want to see gay men on their shows. There is a reason why Y&R and B&B won’t do a gay male storyline. When they tried it (Philip Chancellor faking his death because he’s gay; Adam kissing that lawyer) plummeting ratings ensued. Gay male comments and tweets to soap writers & producers are ignored.

Phyllis should check in on her mother.

Wow, nuKyle is so OBVIOUSLY reading from cue cards. I mean, really.

[quote] JT can be a wife beater and still be a beloved character if they took the time to get him help and counseling and to show that being an abuser isn't all that he is.

But most shows abandoned long, sustainable storylines in exchange for short bursts of action that goose the ratings in the short term.

It may nudge the numbers up a bit, but that kind of shit always chews away at the tapestry of the show and is devastating in the long run.

r411, the cue cards are taped to Dina's vagine.

Can you imagine the smell of Dina's vagine? With all those men all up in there.

No offense, but only on Y&R the restless would there be this much discussion about an 85 year old's vagina. What is the average audience age of Y&R again?

R415 About 90. Look at the ratings. Y&R is, by far, the most watched soap in terms of number of viewers, but GH frequently beats it with women 18-49 viewers, the most desired demo for soaps. Y&R has a big problem attracting women 18-49. The average Y&R viewers are shitting their diapers in a nursing home.

They haven't had cue cards for a good long while, but they do have monitors perched up in the corner of sets.

Well, whatever they are, Kyle was making contact for maybe 10 percent of his scenes for the first few days.

Aunt Jack got rid of the cue cards.

If Devon pulls out, will Kyle take the Hilary plunge?

The cue card boy who got fired was a hot blond. I imagine Wilma Jeanne grabbed him more than once.

NuKyle acts so gay. They better not pair him with a female. No viewer would buy that he’s into women.

[quote] If Devon pulls out, will Kyle take the Hilary plunge?

That could be similar to the Madonna movie, "The Next Best Thing," where her bio clock is ticking, so she has a baby with her gay best friend played by Rupert Everett.

The supporting actress emmy reels are posted at SON, frau central. My vote goes to the lezzy from Y&R. Camryn whats her name. Sorry, Marla. Its not your year.

NuNuNuNuKyle can read my cue card anytime

[quote]NuKyle acts so gay. They better not pair him with a female. No viewer would buy that he’s into women.

The fraus love gay guys paired with women. Look at Michael and Lauren, and Kevin and Chloe. They eat that shit up.

REED OUT!

Losing Reed is no big loss. Buh bye.

Some say love .

It is a riverr.

That drowns the tender Reed.

Reed is awful. What happens to him?

He gets suffocated by Dina's vagine.

How they allowed Reed on screen with that mop of hair on his head. That thing prolly had rats living in it.

What is it with Tristan LeBeau and hair. Wasn't his character's inability to get a haircut a key plot point in Superman Returns?

R432, Have you forgotten me already?

R434 Yes, I’ve forgotten about that mess of an actor. He always looked like he smelled. I was happy when they canned him. Bad actor and gross, dirty looking.

I think Scott and Abby had sizzling chemistry. Hepburn and Tracy like.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - Just kiddin

It's good that Reed's out. Next to go should be the Bobsey Twins. I hate all these kids making this show youthful and "hip."

When Reed first showed up, the mop of hair went along with him being a surly, recalcitrant 15-year old. But that said, regardless of big hair or little hair, Leabu doesn't have any screen presence. The only thing he had going for him is that he actually looked like he could be Victoria and JT's son (her coloring, his height and facial structure). Plus, back then, the casting call said they wanted someone with musical ability. That element seems to have faded. He's basically served as a "transition" Reed (from kid to adult) but hasn't made an impression. Now, they can eventually recast with a hot guy.

Bill Bell’s rule. Hire pretty and they will learn to act. Reed was not pretty. Recast with someone hot.

The bobsy twins both definitely need to go next. They’re useless.

This is a tough room.

Wow, r434. I really did forget about Daniel Hall. Haven't missed Scott in the least. And I agree with r435, he looked like he had some kind of body odor.

Tristan Leabu's hair didn't bother me nearly as much as Daniel Hall's hair. At least a wild head of hair is in keeping with a rebellious teen.

I've really been surprised they have barely played Reed in recent months, even though JT has been in town since December. You'd think we'd be seeing more of Reed lately, not less. Clearly the show has no commitment to the character.

Mal seems to be getting rid of every character that Sally Sussman brought in.

I'm surprised they filmed the park scenes in the rain. They could have used the indoor park set instead of filming in the rain.

In the real world, a ground breaking ceremony would be cancelled with a rainstorm as heavy as they one that LA was having on that day those scenes were filmed.

Also in the real world, if they couldn't postpone such a ceremony, they would have erected a large tent the day before rain was forecast to keep the ground dry (or at least drier) and keep everyone from having to use umbrellas.

[quote] Mal seems to be getting rid of every character that Sally Sussman brought in.

Sally may have "brought" the characters to the story canvas, but Mal was EP during Sussman's time as HW and bears some responsibility for the casting decisions made. Some would even say ultimate responsibility, since the buck has to stop somewhere when these types of mistakes are made. Just take the case of Scott Junior. Fans of the show had been clamoring for this character to be brought back for over 10 years. And thinking of who his two parents are, he should have been this sex-on-a-stick, tall, dark, and handsome stud who looks to be in his early-to-mid-thirties. Yet, Mal allows Daniel Hall to be cast? Laughable.

Isn’t the rumor that Mal was sabotaging, Sally?

Mal has been a bigger cancer to Y&R than anyone else, including Pratt.

LOL! I guessed it up at R268 ..... almost.

The mystery woman visiting The Old Goat in the hospital is his young MISTRESS ... Helen, the new chemist at Jabot.

r427

link?

Geesh ... They've got The Hellstroms in fake Hawai'i and can't even put Jeffrey Todd in a hot swimsuit to show off his ass? ... What a FAIL!

They should have had JT come back from the beach all wet & oily wearing an aussieBum Handlebar.

R448 I'm not R427, but it's all the chatter among "Amelia Heinle fans," who seem to really like TLL, with the news linked to both AH and TLL's accounts. Not confirmation, but I haven't seen anyone refute the report there. And supposedly the photo posted with the news was snapped by a person who was on set and witnessed Reed's final scene before he leaves town (reportedly taped on March 23).

I never understood why Victoria wasn't more enraged that J.T. took her child away from her.

So, I'm watching the shit show with a friend who doesn't watch. She turns to me and says "If it's called "Young and the Restless" how come everyone is 100 years old?"

Gina T is PISSED with a capital P that she is given shit to play. There’s no story for her.

Lauren got to dominate over her today.

Nikki gets Arturos’s cock and Vic gets Helen’s pussy? WTF??? Stupid writing, Mal. Ratings are down.

R453 Having been part of two cancelled soaps already, she should be glad she's still got a regular job and not doing that lesbian web series or The Bay.

R453 knows nothing about Gina T.

Both of those shows are really awful R456 and filled with actors whose current acting careers are basically going nowhere. So Gina is lucky in someway.

What is Arturo doing about sex with Nikki on hold?

Arturo & Dina hook up next week. She ends up preggo but can’t remember who the father is.

Mariah just came out as bi at Victoria's margarita party!

Did one of the lezzys get fired? Rumor over at soap central.

R462 It would be like the 80-year olds at Fraucentral to think Reed is a lesbian.

Joshua Morrow makes me all tingly and squirmy...back there.

Nikki strikes again!

Reed could pass as a lesbian.

^ I got a nasty surprise.

Nikki kills JT!

Mariah was drunkenly hoping she might pay Victoria a visit downtown.

Did Nikki run him down with her car? Because that would be original.

Phyllis seemed obsessed with Arturo's hotness at the girlfest. Isn't Billy enough for Red?

Billy is like a walking corpse.

WEHT to that professor Colleen was fucking?

^He fell into Dina's vagina. Paul's search and rescue mission is ongoing.

JT goes after Vicky and Nikki hits him with the fireplace poker. Pretty good episode!

I didn't know Mrs. Mel Wiggins had it in her

Not Nikki's first murder

R473 Professor Cowbell want T.J. deep inside him.

Is it the same fireplace poker that Billy knocked abuser Ralph out with when he was attacking Mac?

Listen to Mal’s podcast interview with Soap Opera Digest. He’s even more clueless than I imagined.

Ugh, the Bug will be back on Monday.

This is Nikki's third murder, isn't it?

So they're back to showing scenes from the next episode at the end of the current one again? Or is this just a blip in order to pimp this particular story?

Personally, I always thought they were stupid and didn't miss them.

Oh, and of course, Mal's "new day" thing wasn't able to work for something like this either.

Who else has Nicki killed?

Too many Spanx products to mention.

More like Nikki's fourth, R482. She shot playmate Joshua Cassein with her dad's gun; lamped Nick Reed when he tried to rape her; and bludgeoned Diane Jenkins with a rock in self-defense.

Honorable mentions: Nikki's pussy caused Walter Addison to have a fatal heart attack, and she stupidly went horseback riding when she was pregnant with Aunt Jack's baby (the first one) and lost it.

Miss Piggy’s nasty smelly snatch is enough to kill anyone if they get a whiff.

R483, The voice over the previews said "next week".

So they really are ripping off Big Little Lies, aren’t they? Complete with the Nordic-looking wife abuser.

Yeah, why did she horseback ride when she was pregnant with Aunt Jack's baby?

R490 Because she was "confused about Victor," of course, and jumped on horse to go riding and clear the few brain cells she still had before becoming a drunk. .. Besides losing Jack's baby, that's when she injured her back and became addicted to pills, then booze.

So Y&R has destroyed and killed off yet another well known character? Figures. And the idea of Dina having an affair with Albert Miller and him being Jack's biological father is up there with Sheila Carter's twins with Tom Fisher. Reed being let go was predictable. Looks like Tessa's next. And maybe after that, Mattie and Charlie. They keep bringing Kyle back and either don't know what to do with him or they run out of things to do with him and he's gone within a year and a half. Ravi's already been forgotten and has been dropped off canvas like countless side characters before him.

I don't know how they'll bring Adam back without Chelsea. MCE seems done with the show and a recast won't be accepted.

Now that Kristoff is returning from the nut house, what will the writers do with his character?

Were Neil and Devon sharing an office?

If so, bit crowded now.

LOL Devon is a billionaire and he can't buy more office space? How about a whole building. This show is so stupid.

Why is Mal trying so damn to make this show hip and trendy? The average viewer age is 92. They want to see lingering shots of vases full of flowers, pregnant pauses, and lingering close-ups. Say what you want about Bill Bell, but he knew his audience.

Has NuNuNuNuKyle met Michael yet?

R496 Mal told SOD that he thinks Bill Bell would be proud of today’s Y&R. What the f is Mal smoking? He is soooooooo out of touch with the audience.

Michael is pre-lubed and eagerly awaiting his fist scenes with NuNuNuNuKyle.

Mikey is the welcum wagon for all male newbies.

He never welcomed me.

R497, No, but he had a scene with Auntie Lauren the other day.

R499 Chrissy thinks NuNuNuNuKyle is a top?

Even Lachie was more butch.

R497 How is Lauren Kyle's aunt? I can't figure that one out - he is Jack and Diane Jenkins' son.

R504 I'm not R497, but, when GloHo was "married " to Yawn Abbott, that made Aunt Jack and Michael LaBaldwin step-brothers, which would mean Michael became Kyle's "step-uncle," making Lauren some kind of "step-aunt-by-marriage" or something. .. Yeah, it's a stretch.

Unless R497 is implying that Jack's daddy is Neil Fenmore, which would mean Jack has had sex with both of his half-sisters, Lauren and Jill, who would be Kyle's aunts.

[quote]LOL Devon is a billionaire and he can't buy more office space? How about a whole building. This show is so stupid.

I always chuckle that Nick and Victoria sued Victor and got $500 million each. Yet Victoria lives in a middle-class suburban tract house that was supposed to look like the Father Knows Best house. Victoria seems like someone who would have bought a McMansion with some of that money.

And Nicholas is currently homeless. But even when he did have the money, he was living in a converted barn on his father's ranch.

Where is the Abbott mansion situated in relation to the Chancellor mansion and the Newman ranch?

Chrissy is jelly

^I would too, r508, if a specimen like that presented itself in front of me. I'm fall to my knees in a heartbeat.

Cake???

NuNuNuNuKyle reminds me of Josh Charles from the Good Wife

I dislike Miss Jamey Giddens. He spoiled tnis storyline months ago, trying to make us hate it so that he could get clicks to his page. Fuck You Jamey. This storyline was brilliant!!!!!!!!! Again, FUCK you Jamey!!!!!!! You fat fucking slob.

I'm not a fan of LaGiddens, but I don't consider him the one who originally 'spoiled' the story. From what I recall, someone (presumably with a contact at the show) put the story outline on twitter and people were already talking about it. All he did was confirm that, based on things he's previously seen, the outline looked legit.

R508 His boyfriend is hot.

How the hell did Devon become a billionaire?

And can I add that that was the worst girls's night ever?

Chancellor left almost all her money to Devon as he was her grandson via Tucker McCall.

Which made absolutely no sense, since Mackenzie is just as much Kay's grandchild (via Brock), and Kay was actually closer to both of them. .. Plus, at that point, Mackenzie had already given birth to Kay's first great grandchild, Dylan (Hellstrom).

By giving 40Watt the bulk of the estate, JFP & Co. really fucked up future Chancellor-related storyline. .. There should have been numerous fingers in the pie. Anyone writing a soap should know that.

Hey bitch @r514, that's MY boyfriend.

Hey Miss Frank @GH. Just waving hi. Got any work for me? I welcome any new males to the show.

They had Devon inherit Katherine's billions, and then proceeded to do NOTHING with that storyline plot. They had Devon an a rooftop ledge throwing hundred dollar bills from his pockets and forgot about the money.

And they still barely do anything with it. I mean, Devon is still living in an apartment that probably rents for $1000 a month. Why isn't he living in a mansion?

There was lots of potential in the inheritance plot point. They should have had Mac, Nina, Chance all coming back to contest the will.

Hell, Nina, Mac and Chance were all MIA at Katherine's funeral. So was Phillip III. And Brock and Tucker. Really shortsighted on JFP part. But then JFP has always been shortsighted.

Smelly snatch drunkard Jeanne croaked off 5 years ago. Expect a rambling tweet/facebook post from her equally drunk son Corby. Poor guy drinks from morning till night. Welcome to my home!

From the " next on..." it looks like they tried to dump JT's body somewhere. Why the hell would they do that?

R513 Miss Giddens does indeed just copy spoilers that are out there and make them his own. Fat Jamey has made a career out of stealing spoilers and making them his own. As an aside, I cannot believe that Miss Jamey is single!!!! She’s two tons ‘o fun!!!!

Chrissy @r520. I could bring you in as a new love interest for THE STAFFORD. Can you sell it?

[quote] I mean, Devon is still living in an apartment that probably rents for $1000 a month. Why isn't he living in a mansion?

Devon lives in one of the two penthouses in what's known as "The Lakeview Towers." .. It's the one "Gabriel Bingham" moved into when he wanted to get close to Chelsea, who was residing in the other one across the hall where she and Adam lived (more recently where Chelsea and Nick lived). .. And Devon actually owns the ENTIRE building.

imo - Instead of living in some McMansion out in the country, living in an urban penthouse is probably more like what a young, single billionaire his age would actually do;. .. Unfortunately, 40Watt is far too dull to pull off such a sophisticated image.

[quote]Why isn't he living in a mansion?

Didn't Katherine leave the estate to Jill and Esther, forcing them to share the place?

[quote]Devon lives in one of the two penthouses in what's known as "The Lakeview Towers." .. It's the one "Gabriel Bingham" moved into when he wanted to get close to Chelsea, who was residing in the other one across the hall where she and Adam lived (more recently where Chelsea and Nick lived). .. And Devon actually owns the ENTIRE building.

Oh, I had forgotten that. Thanks for the reminder. He hasn't been seen in that set in 6 months or more. Only place I recall seeing Devon at is the Hillary Show set and the office set.

Yes, Katherine left the house to Jill, but didn't leave her any money for upkeep.

Don't recall what she left Esther in the will.

R529 Kay left Esther $20K per month as long as she continued to take care of the mansion.

Someone named "JoAnn Curtis" was bequeathed Kay's vast collection of jewel-encrusted dildos and strap-ons acquired from all over the world.

Unfortunately, we've yet to track Ms. Curtis down.

I have them in my law office for safekeeping.

Just say NO to the lezzys. The show is not called The Young and the Restlezz.

The lezzy Tessa is rarely on. She’s the next one of Sally’s creations to get canned.

When is Muhney's first air date? I'm assuming sometime in May sweeps

Did Muhney have to touch Mal's titties to get his job back?

So is Shadam a go now?

OMG the acting of the' ladies today is atrocious.

Mel is the best actresss, ever!!! Said no one. She spreads her legs and gets a 40 year job.

It's official. Paul is the stupidest cop on the planet.

Mal sees NuNuNuNuKyle as the Adam replacement. That's why they have him wearing vests. They think that reads powerful, devious, and manipulative.

When will Michael be taking Kyle on a tour of the Athletic Club steam/sauna, which that he routinely does with the young male newbies in town?

I still can't believe that an MS-suffering, 70-something-year-old woman could clobber anyone hard enough to knock him out, let alone kill him. The writers aren't even trying to make this show remotely believable.

R542, Equally unbelievable that a near 80 year old could possibly sexually satisfy his much younger chemist mistress.

Vic gets his old pecker up for eveyone except Nikki. This show is a mess!

R543 There's nothing unbelievable about that.

I CONCUR, R545

So the tit grabber needs his mommy to fight his battles? Oye vey!

What's with the Mariah red herring?

I think it’s more tuna than herring.

The ladies burying JT was pretty funny. And kudos to Eric for his acting this we freeek. I don't care what you say he was good.

Tessa loves her some tuna.

That wasn't acting. That's how Hans normally is when he gets out of bed in the morning.

Dina, this thread is igNORing you!

Dina went to get a full Brazilian ... in BRAZIL.

NuNuNuNuKyle will surely want to ride Hans' big thick uncut cock.

Hopefully JT will claw himself free of the grave and terrorize Bore-toria.

This show is already the daytime version of "The Walking Dead." I guess that would bring it home.

Yeah, I'm thinking that burying JT in the park would go along with him not really being dead.. .. Something would happen where they all think his corpse is going to be discovered, but then it turns out that he actually dug his way out of the grave and isn't there.

I think this is Y&R's jump the shark moment.

R559 Which number of those are we at now? .. I think the first time I heard that expression used with Y&R was when Alden had Ashley get her fingers sticky stealing Victor's sperm. .. Another time was when Jack Smith had brain tumor Liz Foster pop up to tell Jill she was adopted, leading to the Kay-Jill mother daughter crap. .. And we can't forget Latham telling us that Cane was now The Real PC3, or that other one of hers where Brad Carlton suddenly became the Jewish George Kaplan, crushing Nazis with his thighs. .. Then, there's always MAB having Kevin talk to a big Big Silver Chipmunk, etc. etc. etc. .. And even Bell had his moments. Anyone else remember that gawd awful story where Jonas, Lucas and some guy named Sebastian hopped on the Prentiss jet to go "save the children" of some made up Central American country from an evil dictator? Blonde amnesiac Leslie (calling herself "Priscilla") was a stowaway on the mission of mercy. Horrible.

Why don’t they show the lezzys more often instead of this bury JT shit?

I’m loving the show.

What happened to Alice?

Why was there such a poor resolution with HDG?

Why did they have to throw Chelsea under the bus?

Why does Nikki get to kill everybody?

Mal should have gone forward with with Aunt Jack channeling Miss Susan Hayward in 'I Want to Live.'

New thread for when this one fills up....

So LaGiddens has actually landed a legitimate gig. Congrats and good luck.

Thank god it's not Y&R, though.

As long as Miss Giddens stays away from network daytime, good for her.

I have to say, I am fucking SHOCKED.

I really thought the chatter about Miss Jamey was meat sweats from her midnight raid on the pantry.

"Ambitions" sounds a lot like Packer's 2015 project for NBC called "Buckhead" that the net eventually took a pass on. OWN is probably a better fit.

Where is John, you bitches? Who's hiding him from me?

Melody Thomas Scott turns SIXTY TWO today!

We were supposed to have a cake at the studio but it never arrived. Neither, for that matter, did Beth Maitland......

This seems similar to when Gwen and Maddie on ATWT buried Adam Munson out in the forest after Maddie hit him over the head thinking Adam was going to rape Gwen. In that case, they thought Adam was dead, but he wasn't and dug himself out of the grave.

Will J.T. reappear too? I think it was Victoria who worried that he might have an undetectable pulse.

JT will be the new James Stenbeck/Roger Thorpe.

So Victor has now named Nikki CEO of Newman Enterprises?

Expect the company to launch a new product for post-menopausal women to combat vaginal dryness as part of their Rash & Scratchy line.

Why won't Mal listen to the gay male viewers? He's not giving us what we want, which is JT alive and shirtless and Josh Morrow constantly shirtless. This is what we want to see, but Mal ignores this segment of viewers.

In Y&R-adjacent news, B&B has bumped Jacob Young to recurring status.

R576 ALL gay males on twitter who follow Mal are kinda special. They’re on the spectrum, for sure.

R577 Has anyone checked on Soapsuds from the SON board yet? That fat 80 year old asswipe has a hard on for Jacob (gross!!!!!!!!!!!!) The old troll prolly dropped from the shock. Hopefully.

It's a good thing those broads didn't have a short in the trunk.

R575, Isn't Nikki missing Arturo's huge uncut cock?

Who do I talk to around here? I want to stop being a lezzy.

Tessa you are now a day player and a go-fer. Appreciate what you have and don't worry when Nikki gets in a rage again she'll probably kill you

[quote] In Y&R-adjacent news, B&B has bumped Jacob Young to recurring status.

The beginning of the end for the Maya trans storyline. Once they made her a heroine they couldn't do anything else. B&B seems to always do that - either turn its bitches to boring victims or its simple bores to psychos. They seem to know no other stories to tell.

Will Jacob Young now turn to escorting?

It really pissed me off them making Maya into a transwoman. I have nothing against transsexuals but I felt that it pretty much destroyed the future that character (who was conveniently a minority hence already disposable). Along with Maya goes the rest of her family.

Mariah has the fat lezzy arms.

The real bummer at B&B is that they are getting rid of Courtney Hope who plays Sally. I think she is a true star and is magnetic on screen. I think her entire Spetra gang is also in danger. But they need to concentrate 24/7 on the Steffy/Liam/Hope borefest so they can't afford time for much else.

These shows are a slave to demos and focus groups, so am guessing they react positively to Steffy, Liam, and Hope. Of course these are probably the same focus groups who want to see Victor and Nikki in front-burner stories and who adore Heinle's DOA interpretation of Victoria, so you have to take it all with a grain of salt.

I think there's a direct line between the ppl who love Victor and those who love Trump.

They love them because they get laid even though they're uglier than a cat's pinched ass, and they get away with saying anything.

Reminder that the next thread is already up

[quote] Heinle's DOA interpretation of Victoria

Amen, sister

An extra vageene

So funny 593. Certainly there is something for her to do in Hollywood.

I've thought the same. I wonder how she isn't getting parts, even if it was just Comedy Central stuff.

Dear Michael Mealor:

Your costars may not have mentioned it, but there's a thing in the room that you're playing your scenes in. It's called a CAMERA. You're supposed to be playing to the camera while playing your scene and saying the words.

NOT looking down and being super obvious about reading your lines.

kthxbye

He looks.....so odd.

Dickson is a true nutcase. Certifiable. Just like asshole Serial.