RESEARCH: 35% of Straight Dudes Are M4M Sluts

I'm impressed by the amount of effort you put into this OP.

FFS your actions don’t dictate your orientation; your romantic inclinations and how you choose to identify are what decides your orientation. How many goddamn times do we need to go over this?

I need this to be true to maintain my sad, self-hating, fetishistic JO fantasies.

R2 "FFS your actions don’t dictate your orientation; your romantic inclinations and how you choose to identify are what decides your orientation"

I'm romantic inclined to Apache Helicopters and I chose to identify myself as a unicorn, although I actually have sex only with women, so I'm not actually straight, I'm a unicorn. Yes, it makes all the sense!

I may be able to help you R4, as I know a lady in AZ who sells the copters.

OP provides no source. The studies published this year did not say anything CLOSE to what you typed. And why are you so obsessed with straight guys?

OP is too stupid to figure out the difference between posting an image and an article's web page.

He is also a closeted homo and alcoholic. His name is Jeff.

OP Stole the image from the linked site entitled

"The Bro — and Our Obsession With Him — Is a Symptom of Masculinity in Crisis"

L - O - L !

Oh he got it from buzzfeed - so probably this one

The second guy from the left in OPs photo is giving me a chubby.

crissakes some of yuze ^^^^^ is stoopit

R11 / OP - that article claimed they WATCHED gay porn. Your essay at the top claimed they jerked off to it. There is a HUGE difference between the two.

It is accepted DL trutherism that all young men nowadays have HUGE penises due to the food supply. Also, brahs be down for dick.

Who cares exactly... I do like the idea though of MORE men into men sex... Just increases our odds by growing the pool! What's not to like about that!

[quote]Who cares exactly

Someone who actually studied human sexuality in college & worked in the office / lab of one of the major human sex researchers. So, I don't like seeing it completely misquoted and bastardized. Plus, it presents a totally inaccurate portrayal of what you can expect from straight men. Your odds haven't increased, just your expectations have - and you're in for a let down. So stop it already.

Even if this is a fake study, I believe those numbers in general. A lot of stuff happens that never gets discussed. It's all secret and an unspoken conspiracy of silence. Even if it happened, it still "didn't happen."

Oh please R15. Get a grip and go toss off! You should have spent your collegiate years in a more rewarding way, like actually HAVING sex, and studying something more practical and worthwhile! You'd be less of a serious sour sack if you had!

Apparently R15 is parody-proof. It's supposed to be ridiculous, dear! Its a parody of the none stop pathetic obsession (JO fantasy) with bagging straight brahs, among a % of trolls on DLs. Apparently, you be this dense and a researcher?

apparently

Sad, bitter, uneducated r17. I did both, thanks.

Oh Please R15, Get a grip and go toss off already! You should have spent your collegiate years ACTUALLY having sex, and studying something more worthwhile. You'd probably be less of a serious sour sack if you had!

R18 - I already commented on that article & I suppose I believe this OP is delusional enough to think that "watching" gay porn = wanting to fuck with guys...and he keeps arguing for it over and over again. Is this part of the "parody" ? It doesn't seem like it. Plenty of DLers do have this belief, as you have said. I am not "a researcher". I spent 2 years in a lab when I was in college... so I know the literature. I don't have a PhD in DL Trolls, like some people here, however.

R21, we saw you at R17... thanks.

Go read my last post AGAIN then you tired bloody imperious fool!

Why are you so hostile R24? Is bursting your bubble this triggering for you? Get help! Dreaming of all the straight men you'll never have sex with is counterproductive. I am sure you can be doing better things with your time.

[quote]your actions don’t dictate your orientation

Oh shut the fuck up.

If you have sex with men, you are at least Bi. This is what every gay men and open minded women have been saying for ever. Men are Bisexual in greater percentages than women. Men have testosterone and a dick. The hornier they are, the most likely they'll practice same gender sex.

R22 R15, promise me you will never watch Woody Allen's What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966)

Also read R43, my post on the related thread R15. Perhaps you'll inally learn a thing or two.

Oh and I studied something very worthwhile, R21. I see you didn't go to a research university, but that's ok. I realize I am at the top 5-10% of intelligence. You can spend time in a lab studying something / helping as a research assistant & have a major in that (which would be psychology in this case) or something completely unrelated...as long as you made a case for why you wanted to work in that lab. Not to mention, I had a double major anyway... so although psych doens't pay the bills, my main major does.

I am not going to "learn a thing or two" from dumbasses on datalounge with no empirical research background or publications. I will not waste my type hunting for your post on the related thread or watching an eldergay woody allen movie. Ta.

R26, does this mean that the hornier gay men are, the most likely they'll practice opposite gender sex?

TIME , not type.

WTF happened to my obvious parody thread?

Did you bother to read my post on the related thread R29? I have empirical evidence that declares otherwise. Deal with it. Many men don't fit so squarely or neatly into your tight little boxes. Wherever is your empirical evidence? Go get some sex!

You type creepy BTW too R29/R30/R15. No wonder no man wishes to have sex with you! Oh well, back to the lab with you I suppose you little rat!

How the hell am I supposed to know which is "your post" on an anonymous board on some related thread?

I don't have "tight little boxes" for human sexuality, but I am tired of talking about the topic here with people who haven't had to do all the reading I have had to do...,and just pull from abstracts or bad summaries of abstracts because nobody has JSTOR access (which I still do as an alum of a top tier school).

Abstracts rarely tell you the whole story. They don't tell you the caveats, the specific method (which typically has flaws), how the data was analyzed (which is often a mining exercise to find significant results).... you have much to learn. I do not.

I got fucked 2 days ago r35 - so keep going with the "I never get laid" lines... it just makes you sound more pathetic - desperate to insult someone you don't know at all because they know more than you do? Oh get over it honey. You're more triggered than the trannies we had in.

I don't work in a lab. I make 6 figures in a real job unrelated to psychology. But as I said in r30 - I am done - TA.

R29 is a jealous, smug, and sexually frustrated know-it-all! He needs to continue to remind us of his education incessantly!

Easy Mr. Phd researcher. Refer to previously posted "Related Datalounge thread" above, and yet again the response R43 was mine. It is the end of that thread. Do try to keep up, and work on your reading skills and comprehension. Didn't your mum teach you it's rude to brag on one's income too? We don't care what you earn.

Newsflash. I MADE IT ALL UP. Quickly, Slapdash. No JSTOR required.

Well, look at that. I managed to really troll a few of you dimwits.

Funny that R39/OP! I still stand by my statements. So sorry I triggered you PhD sex researcher!

Unless they're going to be coming out and seeking relationships with other men, it's all meaningles.

It's just sex. Men and women behave differently when it comes to sex. Of course men are going to have sex with other horny men.

R41, meaningless for you perhaps, but some of us value sex without the commitment too. One is like a snack, the other a meal.

Don’t be slutty r43

LOL these men are not straight/hetero at all they are bisexual or gay but in denial, closeted, DL etc.

Homosexuality=eroticized narcissism. So many young people are hyper-narcissistic these days, so it's no wonder they experiment with homosexuality. But it's born from narcissism, and these men are clearly in essence attracted to women, and when they grow out of their ego-centric 20s, they settle down to a heterosexual life.

There are no "these men". This is made up satire, to be consumed by stupid gays who fetishise the existence of straight dude bros who are going to fuck them.

It's not all fantasy. A gym acquaintance of mine has fooled around with a few straight-identified (i.e. married or with girlfriends) from the gym. When he spots a guy he likes, his MO is to ask to work in with them on a bench press or whatever and then start a conversation about workout routines. This goes on for a few weeks as they become gym buddies, and then when the comfort level is there, he asks the guy if he wants to grab some coffee after the gym. This has led directly to some encounters with curious straight guys. My friend is really good looking and jacked, so he can get away with this.

Your acquaintance is screwing bisexuals or closeted gays.

Exactly R47, it's just pathetic hetero worship from queens that do not live in reality. If a man is really actually hetero/straight he's not going to have sex with men, or be in porn where he's having sex with men, etc.

There's nothing wrong with being bisexual or gay and these queens need the pipe dream fantasy that they are having sex with an actual hetero guy.

Why label them? They're straight-identified guys who easily get aroused by pussy and are maybe a little curious about what it's like to be intimate with a guy. My acquaintance thinks it's about getting some sort of validation for the hard work they put into their bodies from other worked out guys, something women don't really do. It's complicated.

R51 they can scream until they are blue in the face that they're straight/hetero but who do they think they're kidding? If these guys were really hetero/straight they would not be curious about having sex with men, or having sex with men.