Glow by Jabot: Another Genoa City thread

Old thread:

JT is the hottest man on television, daytime or otherwise.

[quote]He nearly settled down with Colleen Carlton, but then he slept with her mom, Anita!

Wasn't Traci Colleen's mother?

What does J.T. have to do with Glow by Jabot?

JT has enough glow on his own.

[quote] What does J.T. have to do with Glow by Jabot?

Not much, but I wanted a pretty face at the beginning of the thread and picked his.

What, you wanted Hans and his wrinkly old bratwurst face?

R4 Jeffrey Todd was among the original "GlowKids" in the Glow by Jabot House. This was supposed to be like a web-based, reality showm which Jabot streamed over the Internets.

At this point J.T. was sporting a lawn mower cut with frosted tips and looked like he should be starring in a gay pron movie by Chi Chi LaRue.

It was during this Summer storyline when when David Tom was walking around poolside in his board shots and popped a woody, and "Billy's Boner" was born.

Nikki asserts herself.

[quote] It was during this Summer storyline when when David Tom was walking around poolside in his board shots and popped a woody, and "Billy's Boner" was born.

Was this an actual thing?

That's Mrs. Nikki Chow.

And it was a real thing, could we please see it?

R9 Yes, it was an actual thing. It was during one of the pool scenes at The Abbott house where Jabot's web series was being taped. The characters would often parade around in bathing suits. As I recall, David Tom got up from a lounge chair and started walking toward the camera, and it was VERY VERY obvious that he was pitching a tent. Even fraus noticed, and "Billy's Boner" got talked about on soap message boards, ca. summer of 2001.

[quote]Q: What does J.T. have to do with Glow by Jabot?

[quote]A: Not much, but I wanted a pretty face at the beginning of the thread and picked his. What, you wanted Hans and his wrinkly old bratwurst face?

No. Anything but Gudegast is good for me. However, I have links turned off on my phone, and did not realize until I looked at DL on my desktop that Jeffrey Todd's head was at the head of your thread. And he really is one of the reasons I started watching Y&R back in the LML days.

In any case, tomorrow I shall watch Y&R for the first time in a long time, and it is because of this thread. But I would have made that decision sooner if JT had been the focus of your headline rather than Glow by Jabot.

Thanks for posting him though. I didn't even know he was back.

And thank you, too, R7.

"J.T.'s dreamy DILFyness."

So, if you are not a twink, but barely looks like you are on your thirtie-something, you are a DILF by todays standards. Good.

r14

Who was he aroused by? I always thought he was a homosexualist. I would love to see a picture or vid

Thad Luckinbill will be 43 next month. Definitely daddy material.

In fact, he's actually older today than all those actors in the photo at R18 were when that pic was taken back in 1981.

R20 Tom was in his early 20s, which means he could have been 'aroused' by simply looking at some prop food, a bottle of sun lotion on the set, or his swimsuit getting stuck and tugging between his cock and balls.

Wasn't Arturo slated to be at least a recurring character? He's only been on one episode.

R23 The original report at EW only said the actor would be appearing in the Feb. 2 episode. Because he could have been known by some viewers out in TV land as a hot, sexy guy (i.e. "star") from telenovelas, it almost sounded like a form of stunt casting and/or cameo appearance. I suppose he could reappear at some point, especially if Miss Piggy's sex romps are exposed.

Isn't it obvious Arturo is dead - suffocated by Miss Piggy and rotting in Dina's old room?

Mother's in London?

Mmm ... hot, deep-fat fried Fish 'n' Chips.

I volunteer to go get her!

When is Michael Mealor's first day?

Do soap actors ever get tired of soaps and want to graduate to better gigs like primetime shows or movies

R27 I think sometime next month

SOD did a "big" article about Tessa and Mariah

Last week, SOD named Cait Fairbanks "Performer of the Week:"

R27, Add another one to the list of characters returning to Genoa City the week of March 26 for THE YOUNG & THE RESTLESS’ 45th anniversary — Kyle Abbott is coming back! Michael Mealor is joining the cast of Y&R as the latest actor to play Jack and Diane’s son.

Of course there are those who would like to get gigs on primetime shows r28 but its not happening even though a number of them have it their contracts to be able to try out for other tv shows. They also have to prove that they're capable of more than just soap opera style acting.

Is David Tom of the homosexual persuasion? He’s never mentioned a girlfriend.

Aunt Jack usually only does Vivien Leigh when he's in his "saving Jabot" mode, mimicking Scarlett O'Hara saving Tara, so he must've loved getting a chance to recite her Blanche Dubois line about "depending on the kindness of strangers" from "Streetcar" today.

R31 that scene where Tessa brought messages to Hillary was RIVETING!!!

Thads hot butt.

Are they bringing back Genoa City’s original lezzy, Joanne Curtis, for the 45th anniversary?

[quote]Dina's not in London, she's lost in the Paris Metro.

SUCK IT, R576 FROM THE OLD THREAD! I TOLD YOU SHE WAS IN LONDON, YOU UNOBSERVANT DUMBASS!

R39 Settle down. Two posts later at R578 I agreed with you, then realizing that the bit about London had been revealed in the day-in-advance Canadian show (today's U.S.).

What song will be playing during Nick and Sharon's any day now sex scene?

Weird Al's Eat It R41

Phyllis seems to have a lot of time on her hands.

How much did Hillary pay that girl to make Devon think she's a saint?

Lisa deCazotte is undermining Mal behind the scenes. She wants his job, badly.

Lisa deCazotte used to be an EP on GH:Night Shift,the EP of Passions and was an EP on Days until the 2015 disastrous reboot.

She's a big fat girl, that Lisa.

The 2 fatties, Lisa and Angie McD are teaming up to get Mal ousted. Who will win this battle of the fat mean girls vs Mal?

I don't give 2 craps about their size if they can write better storylines.

They're bringing in Beth Maitland for extra weight in that fight.

They've lightened his hair with a blue based bleach and have gotten him on a skin regimen with anti-redness articles.

aaaaaand the teenagers are back with their "jokes"

R47 = Jame Gumb

I've invited Armie Hammer to stop by and show me his, um, hot dog cannon.

[quote] Lisa deCazotte is undermining Mal behind the scenes.

That won't take much. We're more concerned about who's gonna write this shitfest.

Chrissy is now actively launching his post-Y&R career in comedy ... making his hero, Charles Nelson Reilly, proud.

Honestly, if they've got Lisa in there, she's either eventually going to take over day to day producing so Mal can focus on writing....

.....or it means Sony wants to replace him.

Sara Bibel is the new headwriter.

JT is the most exciting character they have on the show right now. Oozes sex. So much story potential. Can't believe they're going to kill him off. They should use him to bring back Mac and start a Chancellor storyline.

[quote] Can't believe they're going to kill him off.

Does Thad not want to stick around?

Why would Thad stick around on this dying show? His family has a production company and they produced LaLa Land and Thad was even onstage last year helping to accept the Best Picture Oscar until it was revealed that Moonlight really won. He almost got that oscar so a has been old lady daytime soap is a waste of his time.

They should make JT the new young(er) male lead and expand his family.

And he should marry Kevin.

If Thad doesn't want to stick around full time, make him a recurring character. Create a short-term story arc every four to six months for him. Don't kill off one of the few interesting characters the show has got.

I want JT to dust me for fingerprints.

LOL at the 3 fans that tit toucher has. They keep skewering Justin Hartley because Justin has the career that the titty grabber threw away. And why do these 3 fans that tit twister has left want him back on Y&R? When he left, they said that it was for the better because titty grabber was too good for a soap. He was on to bigger and hetter things like movies and an oscar. Well how has that worked out for the boob grabber?

I want JT to put his fingerprints all over me.

Will somebody please fuck Hilary already?

Hans needs a hot young pussy to stick that monster cock in.

Mal has NOT gotten Hilary. Jesus lord.

And the MM fraus are upset that NuKyle (Michael Mealor) will now be referred to as "MM."

Miss Giddens: IN as headwriter!!!!!!!!

The fat tit toucher fraus say that Justin Hartley didn't play Adam. He played Gabriel. Well fuck you fat fraus who live with 30 cats. Justin WAS Adam. You are just too envious of Justin. He has a great career. Too bad that your titty touching idol threw his career away just to cop a feel.

They should call nuKyle EMM

Employed MM.

Unlike their UNEMPLOYED boob toucher....

The cat lady fraus of the titty toucher are SO jealous of Justin Hartley and his successful career. What can they say about boob grabber and his non existent career?

Christ, R75, what’s with your MM obsession? Except for you, no one else cares.

The fake smile and applause was hilarious.

I can't believe they killed that scorching piece of ass HDG!!

[quote] Glow by Jabot:

Don't forget about "Junior Jabot" which introduced the character of "Cricket" aka Christine

Cricket always had the teen summer storyline.

Cane and Lily need new teens, the ones they have are like watching paint dry.

The SORASed Charlie and Maddie are thanks to Sally Sussman.

Have any of the characters that Sussman introduced been successful?

We have to get the lezzys back together!!!! Keep tweeting Mal to get the lezzys reunited!!!!!

Has Chrissy been demoted? What's the scoop?

Chrissy is busy in N’Awlins being a pussy hound. He loves pussy. Those other rumors about him aren’t true. Its all pussy all the time for him.

The guy in OP's photo is cute.

However, I misread the title of this thread and thought Janbot was posting about an new Janet Jackson album called "Glow."

Why did he and Amelia Heinle divorce? Does he have a girlfriend now?

Hasn't Thad also separated from the woman he married after Amelia?

Thad’s a pussy hound. Loves eating the snatch.

Do Thad and his twin do twin things together?

[quote]I can't believe they killed that scorching piece of ass HDG!!

WHO!!?

Hot Daddy Graham

This guy, R92?

And no mention of Ashley's other brother Rafael. .. I suppose he could return as HDR."

Now that her paternity secret is out, he should show up at Ashley's next birthday party.

I wonder if the "La Señora Desconsolada" looks like Amelia Heinle now instead Heather Tom.

[quote]Now that her paternity secret is out

Who is Ashley's father? Did she know John wasn't her father? Did Jack know? Is Gloria still around to opine on the matter?

Poor Graham was such a bad actor. It was embarassing to watch him go up against Adams, Davidson and Bergman.

rumors are flying that Mal is out

R95 Ashley's father is Brent Davis. He was a former golf pro who was teaching the sport at the country club. The unseen backstory (from the 60s) was that Brent and Dina had had an affair when Dina was taking lessons from him. Brent returned in the mid-80s hoping to connect with Ashley, because he was dying. When Brent told Ashley he was her father, she had one of her 19 nervous breakdowns and ran off. (Victor saved her and brought her back to Genoa City.) And yes, Jack knew. He was one of the first to find out. And after Ashley recovered, Jack actually used the information against her by threatening to tell John unless she gave up the Jabot presidency, which she did. This was Real Jack.

Thank you, R98.

I remember that, R98. And Real Jack being no different from TGVN in this instance is one of the reasons I could never stomach this show full time.

Summer is returning. New actress. Mal is OUT

Jamey Giddens: IN as EP and Headwriter

How many pussies has Nick Newman enjoyed over the years?

If you haven’t seen this parody the show did, you must watch! It’s hilarious.

Since perpetually lovelorn Nick and his brother, Adam, have already shared a few women, it's time for Nick to give up on all that and discover what Adam saw in Rafe's oh-so talented lips and ever willing mouth.

Boob touching or no, Muhney was so sexy.

And there was allegedly a kiss filmed R105 between Adam and Rafe.

I hate that they are wasting Gina Tognoni, who is a fierce actress. Her Phyllis could be so much more.

YASSSS HDG!!

No, HGG!!, r109.

Eileen's been killing it day after day.

Her resignation scene with Victor today rocked.

Does Shippee likes the mens?

Victor obviously knows the truth since he had J.T. tailed yesterday. Not sure what game he is playing - or if he just doesn't want Victoria implicated in corporate espionage. I love how these characters change jobs like they change clothing. Lily the idiot will now run a modeling company - geez. No doubt her homely daughter will emerge as a top model(!).

[quote]No doubt her homely daughter will emerge as a top model

Do you have something against homely daughters being pushed front and center?

Shippee (HDG) is married to a woman so he likes the puss. He is hot but he can’t act for shit. He has to stick to modeling. Acting will never be his forte.

How many bedrooms in Sharon's house?

Nick obviously has no money left to rent a huge house for Faith and Christian to live in.

I miss my HDG!!! Now all I have is Hans' dried up old bratwurst

So tit grabber is trolling his mentions on the tweeterer. He must not have any work going on. He’s looking for his name online to see what people are saying about him. Tit touching idiot.

Is this why Nikki is always hunched over?

When does MM start again? God I missed his Adam.

Tit grabber isn’t coming back. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever.

MM as in hottie Michael Mealor starts the week of the 26th. I think I read somewhere the 28th.

Muhney's not coming back.

Here are 11 ways to fix Y&R

1) Get Billy Miller back

2) Get Michael Muhney back

3) Have Victor and Nikki ride off into the sunset

4) Get rid of Ashley and Jack

5) Play out the Sharon, Nicholas, Adam triangle

6) Bring back Chance and Nina. Chance is in a bad marriage and gets enticed by the his wife's assistant.

7) Recast Victoria with Heather Tom give a breast cancer storyline where she falls in love with her oncologist.

8) Get rid of all the nuTeens

9) Introduce a new wrong side of the tracks family

10) Pair Hillary and Billy and make Hillary the queen bitch of the town

11) Lily gets DID

R116 There's at least 4 bedrooms in "The Foreman's House" where Sharon lives. Even in the early days, Nick & Sharon had a bedroom, Cassie had a bedroom, and at some point, they remodeled and moved Noah's bedroom upstairs. Originally, Noah's room (nursery) was downstairs. I believe they call that a guest bedroom now. Anyway, that's where drunk Nick climbed into bed with Grace Turner, who let him think he was having sex with Sharon. ... If only Nick had remained partying with his hot, drinking buddies, Van, Hutch and Joe, that night and joined them in their college graduation fuckfest, he could have avoided that whole mess.

Sharons hotel/house/mantrap could use some redecorating. All these rich people have ugleeeeee furniture.

I think Jason Thompson was freeballing in Friday’s episode. He looked sexy in that gray suit.

Is HDG escorting?

God, I wish!!! I would pay!!!

If you join his CrossFit gym, he'll probably agree to touch or grab on to you in case you need 'spotting' during some routine.

I'm thinking he might also sell you his used jock strap.

Has Lisa Heffer been named EP yet?

I'd let him stick the head in

R132 = Rona Barrett

Traci’s crying while eating a cheesecake will save Y&R. She’s back today. Good lord, you’d think that fat thing would diet between appearances. She’s on tv for Christ’s sake. I cannot stand Traci, in case you couldn’t tell.

Michael Muhney will be back soon. Mark my words.

r135, is the grabee gone?

JT is the hottest thing to happen on The Young and the Restless in years. Decades even.

^A truer statement has never been written.

Why are they still having Grimes and Fairbanks pimp the Messa story in SOD? Are the lesbians still a go, or is this press meant to convince GLAAD that the show deserves to win an award?

When does Justin Hartley return?

Traci, who?

R138, No way, Carmine was much hotter.

Why does Dina look like that, r142?

Nothing can save this show. The core audience is dying off and younger viewers aren't interested in watching it. Any new, interesting story ideas will either be rejected by the geriatric core or fucked up by the writers. The show is terminal and it's in hospice care. Just enjoy the vain attempts to inject the show with retread stories and the subsequent failure. The DIna Alzheimer's story is an apt analogy to what is happening to this show.

R143 I agree. JT is hot, but in the meantime, we've had Carmine as well as Ricky.

R144 Dina thinks she's a teenager in high school and failed at her attempt to put makeup on for her" big date with John."

Dina thinks she's Belle Clemmens.

Billionaire exec Devon is called to babysit a kid whose not a blood relative - it's his brother in law's bastard child???? Yeah I get we need a plot device for Hillary to see the kid and convince Devon to be her sperm donor but really?? Just implausible. Lily and Cane's nanny needs to be fired lol.

Who would want Cueball as their sperm donor? He's quite average, not to mention short.

Dina just killed, dismembered, cooked and ate Mrs. Martinez.

R149, Just as ludicrous, billionaire Victor Newman hanging out in a two bit coffee shop, Crimson Lights.

R150, And he has a genetic hearing problem.

WhoTF is Goodard blowing to still be on the show?

Mariah walks in on Nick jerking off to porn, this Friday's cliffhanger.

R150 Cueball's hearing problem wasn't genetic. He got it because he contracted meningitis and it left him deaf. Another one of Lathag's lameass stories where she had the entire Winters family endlessly reciting and typing their lines into keyboards so they could talk to Devon.

R148 wins.

I have a lot of soap pals and I've never seen MA as Belle, but many pals love her from that role.

R155 That might be interesting if it was gay porn. At this point, unlucky in love Nick should seriously consider making the switch.

R158, I'm in!

You have no idea how many times I’ve pitched that idea, r158.

Traci cries. The reason why Y&R has been number 1 for 30 years. A fat pig crying.

R160 Which reminds me of how, during the Chris Engen gay-kiss, walking-out-the-door controversy, Chrissy actually told "Soap Opera Digest" that he wished he could play Adam, because he'd love to play a role that complex.

He probably would have had poor Yani in his dressing room rehearsing for hours.

They need to bring Shippee back as HDG's twin HDS, hot daddy sam!

Has tit grabber announced his first airdate?

I remember Marla as Belle Britton Kincaid. She was viscous. Soaps in the olden days would have scenes that showed the harried housewife confronted by the 'other' woman. Belle would show up on Amy's doorstep and criticize her looks, how the house was a mess - how Amy's hair looked ridiculous in curlers. "You'll never keep Paul because he needs more of woman!' was a typical Belle line to Amy. Then she'd smile evilly and tell her to have a good day. "Oh I'll be seeing Paul later....do you have anything you want me to tell him?" and Amy would slam the door in her face.

Y'all what the hell are these red tags about? WHAT'S HAPPENING?

[quote] She was viscous.

She was almost liquid?

If you like HDG, just watch some porn with Paul Barbaro brought to you by hotoldermale.com. They even have some featuring the suit and tie.

Paul has a big peeper.

So Mr titty grabber is playing the innocent victim. “I was fired for no reason”. Go the fuck away you pervert! Everyone knows that you groped a young woman. Pervert.

Michael Muhney will return to Y&R when Victoria Rowell returns to Y&R.

Sorry not a MM devotee but I never believed Hunter King. Braeden put her up to it.

Y&R could use a dose of Drucilla, if only to make Khalil squirm.

Christel "Like A Golden Retriever I Have Three Expressions" Khalil threw subtle shade at Rowell in a recent SOD.

Q: What were you warned about on your show's set?

Khalil: "Certain....people."

I was warned about the tit grabber.

Valley girl Khalil lasting this long on the show is a travesty

Graz absolutely loathed working with the other Lily. I remember during a radio interview where he was asked about the two actresses. He heaped all kinds of praise on Khalil, saying they were always so in synch, and IRL she's like a sister to him. But when asked about the other one, it was dead silence: one very long, awkward pause. The interviewer began to press him to say even one nice thing, and it was like, 'you really don't want to go there and better drop this line of questioning.' As I recall, VR went on to diss him in one of her notorious "bedtime stories." I think she was mad at him, because he'd cussed the other Lily out on set once, storming off. But the rumor was that she was routinely ill-prepared - not knowing her lines and holding up production. If true, that's something that just won't do in this era of one-take production.

Davetta Sherwood was so ghetto as Lily. Loved her. Could not imagine her as hustler Goddard's wife.

Michael is set to recur on True Detective season 3

Problem is, Lily wasn't meant to be ghetto. She'd been raised and educated in the finest private schools in France and Italy, not the mean streets of some urban American ghetto. Sherwood's demeanor really didn't fit.

Wow, Graz looks hot with that shaved head.

Davetta Sherwood may have been a breath of fresh air, but she wasn't Lily, as R180 said.

She was the Susan Batten of Y&R.

Has Nikki lost her mind?

Nikki can't get enough of Arturo's pinga.

After starving with Victor's Vienna sausage she's ravished and is happy to have a big long chorizo

Did someone say chorizo?

Did Nikki have a case of Astroglide delivered to her suite at the GCAC?

Mal should have signed HDG to a contract and let him slut around Genoa City.

Oh my. R175...

Why doesn't TGVN have a hot young pussy to fuck?

R179,

Thanks for posting that. I am glad Michael made if outside the daytime soaps.

R181,

Graz has always been hot.

Tricia raped Victor. Tricia raped Victor!

Will Miss Douglas Austin be returning for the 35th anniversary?

[quote]Mal should have recast HDG with a better actor.

Fixed it for you.

Robert Newman would've made an ideal HDG, but maybe he's too old.

Did anybody catch Nick’s bubble butt and VPL when he came down the stairs in sweat pants in yesterday’s episode?

I did!

I used to grab that ass all the time!

"Are you the old señora around here who grabs los cojones? I've heard about her."

was there a new ep today?

No NCAA Tourney....

[quote] Robert Newman would've made an ideal HDG, but maybe he's too old.

He would have been GREAT. Especially if HDG would have somehow been revealed as Ashley's brother.

[quote] Belch

I LOL'ed. Poor Zimmer.

Just think! If Newman had played HDG, they could have cast Zimmer as Graham's mother, Myrna Bloodworth.

And they could cast me as the new Heather Williams!

They need to bring back Lynne. She could move in with Esther. Perfect scene partners!

You'd have to bring back Lynne's galpal, Marissa Bell Barton. They can teach Mariah and Tessa how to use a strap-on.

Thad Luckinbill is built like a brick house. Always has been, but even more so nowadays. You can tell underneath those suits he wears. I’d love to see him redo that nude scene from Nip/Tuck.

Does "Lynne" still operate her psychic hotline?

Maybe she can tell us how much longer Sue Flannery will be in charge.

Is it true that our beloved Gina Radisson nee Roma(lotti), Patty Weaver, is now a fundie?

The actor who played Douglas Austin died.

Newman was always a hot daddy, so he would fit.

Is Jason "Arturo" Canelo receiving hazard pay for his love scenes with Melody?

*Canela

Did someone mention ham?

This was Davetta's Lily.

Daniel: Hi, Lily,

Lily: Shut up, Daniel! Get me a soda!

mmm .. Ham!

Pass the damn ham!

Davetta's Lily was typical of most black women of that age. They are not rose colored Lilys like Christal Kahlil.

I agree, r207. Thad looks great in those suits.

February 26 - March 2, 2018

Total Viewers

1. Y&R 4,196,000 (-75,000/-234,000)

=================================

Women 18-49 Viewers

1. Y&R 392,000 (-37,000/-152,000) <——— new low *

Not a good end to sweeps!

We'll save this show !!

R221 who is that?

R222 It's soap reporter, Michael Fairman(ette) with Janice Lynde (l) and Jaime Lyn Bauer (r). The two actresses will be reprising their roles as Leslie and Lorie Brooks, respectively, for Y&R's 45th Anniversary the week of March 26.

R223 I knew Michael aka Muscle Mary!

I didn't recognize JLB there and had no idea who the woman on the left was....I thought for a moment it was Jill Farren Phelps!

That's Victoria Mallory on the left.

R225 That would be quite a comeback for her

Wow Victoria Mallory looks GREAT being that she died in 2014

Then again, I'm pretty sure Braeden died in 2012 and they've just been animating his corpse since then, so....who knows? It might be entirely possible.

Nikki's cougar storyline with Arturo will save Y&R.

I forgot about my favorite 90’s crush J. Eddie Peck. He was so dreamy!

Cougar? Sabretooth tiger more like it.

Leslie's head looks really big.

Is that why the book was called, "In My Sister's Shadow."

My cock head looks big!

Will HDG be back for the anniversary?

Cole Howard had a very -l-o-n-g- treasure trail.

Aziz Ansari, going against type to play Homosex Man.

whoops! meant that for DL Movie thread

As soon as I saw the word "Homosex" I knew it had nothing to do with Y&R.

(Where, btw, everything is great and wonderful !!)

Angelica....you FAT WHORE!

Cole is one of those characters who was a front-burner figure for like a decade and then never mentioned again.

They got rid of J Eddie Peck in 1999, just before Eileen Davidson came back as Ashley.

Eddie was pretty enough to look at, but not a great actor. He could have never held his own against Eileen.

J Eddie Peck was smoking hot and is a super nice guy. I talked to him on a radio call with in chat show and met him at a signing before. He also has one of the greatest asses I’ve ever seen.

A better look at Eddie’s assets

Didn't he get picked up by AMC after leaving Y&R?

The ironic thing is that Cole (aw-shucks) Howard was generally in Victoria Newman's orbit on Y&R, and when Peck went to AMC, his character there (Jake) became involved for awhile with future Boretoria, Amelia Heinle (Mia).

It would be hilarious if Dina thinks Charlie is John and Mamie's lovechild.

Didn't Heinle fuck John Callahan?

[quote] Didn't Heinle fuck John Callahan?

Didn't EVERYONE?

I mean, literally....John was a big manwhore and a bi one too....would not be surprised if he was getting lunchtime blowies from MEK.

Callahan is bi? Dish on that.

Well the Heinle fuck was supposedly what led to the divorce.

Detective Harding (Chris McKenna) gettin' a little wild recently with a butt photo.

I loved McKenna on OLTL, but dang, if he hasn't aged poorly. Is he a big smoker?

Are you kidding? McKenna got way sexier as he got older.

"Harding" looked pretty damn HOT on 'SEAL Team' a few months ago. (Especially if you're into DILF types.) I still imagine him pounding "Fish" senseless.

Where is that butt photo from? He looks good to me.

^Michael, get off the fucking computer!!!

R254 It's from his Instagram feed.

How many gay guys are in this photo?

Maybe the second from left? The rest appear to be of a heterosexual orientation. Who are they?

Four.

Chris McKenna showed more than that in the movie KING OF THE ANTS...

....

I wish HDG would show that much!

R218, Tom Arnold told Howard Stern that he once played in a celebrity softball game with soap stars and said that John Callahan was hung huge, after seeing him in the shower.

[quote]I wish HDG would show that much!

I'm sure by now you could rent him for a night and see everything.

McKenna looks so soft and vulnerable in that nekkid pic.

I think of him as strong but deep down sensitive Det. Harding who'd keep me his prisoner overnight in his apartment.

Lily has the resources of a billion-dollar corporation but gets her kids to help hire hire models. Why do the writers thinks big business runs on nepotism?

[quote]Why do the writers thinks big business runs on nepotism?

Well, let’s see....

[quote] Why do the writers thinks big business runs on nepotism?

Um, it's the fucking BELL family. The entire family has or has had in the past jobs related to their father's company.

Did Charlie pop a woody looking at all those shirtless male models? He apparently has a favorite he'd like to chill with.

R265 Yes, we know Harding had a soft side, because he owned a little bunny rabbit. .. Recall, one time, when Harding was out of town, he enlisted Fish to care for "Roscoe."

I imagine when Kevin went to Mark's apartment to feed the pet, he rifled through Mark's laundry hamper looking for a used jock strap. Kevin then checked out Mark's video collection and found a few interesting titles with which to entertain himself. The only question would be, did Mark actually leave Raging Stallion's "Cops Gone Bad" in the DVD player for Kevin to find?

How could smoking hot Arturo possibly be sexually attracted to Rubenesque Nikki Newman?

Thad Luckinbill is carrying this show. Wow. He's so much better than Jack, Billy, Nick(I hate him).

[quote]Thad Luckinbill is carrying this show.

Yes! Hard to believe he's only been back for four months.

Morrow still can't carry the show after 20+ years.

Harder yet to believe JT is slated to be short term. One hopes they will convince him to stay.

[quote]Thad Luckinbill is built like a brick house. Always has been, but even more so nowadays. You can tell underneath those suits he wears. I’d love to see him redo that nude scene from Nip/Tuck.

Yeah, he is. I never thought much about his looks--not into blondes--but damn, he’s aging nicely. Have there been any recent shirtless scenes or is he one of those assholes with a six pack that refuses to take off their shirt unless the “Scene calls for it”? Selfish.

[quote]I loved McKenna on OLTL, but dang, if he hasn't aged poorly. Is he a big smoker?

Whoa, he has aged poorly, BUT he’s still sexy as hell. That’s a rough-looking 40 tho.

Eileen Davidson has been killing it. Her, Gina T, and Sharon Case are the true MVPs right now.

^And what about moi? I've been killing my pancreatic cancer storyline.

R277, Excuse me???

Is hillary going to use Charlie to get a baby, and revenge on Lily?

[quote]Is hillary going to use Charlie to get a baby, and revenge on Lily?

No, that would be far too interesting.

Hmm . . . looks like Abby will also be riding Arturo's pinga. Newman pussy rocks!

Imagine the DRAMA at Abby and Arturo's engagement party when Nikki announces that she’s pregnant!

So many Latin men are bisexual. .. Nick must be horny as hell by now. .. A couple of beers with Arturo and ....

Will there be a BUFFET at this Walnut Grove Bicentennial bash?

The school's mashed potatoes with hamburger gravy was to die for.

where are the HOT men on this show, aside from JT

Is he popular among the elder gays in Palm Springs?

I thought with a wedding date of June of 1956 that Y&R had shaved more than a decade off Bergman's birthday. What a surprise to learn they only shave 3-4 (don't know if Dina was pregnant when they married). Bergman was born in June of 1953. I presumed Bergman was much older (and he probably is), because although he looks good, he looks like a old man who looks younger than he is. He looks like my father's peers, who are all 70ish. While he looks better than they do, the skin is pretty much the same.

I'm old enough to remember when Bergman first started on AMC. He was only 26, but looked a bit older.

Josh Morrow is still hot and looked good working out today. The character isn't great though.

R291, you summed him up nicely.

Morrow is very well aware of his strengths and weaknesses.

The cast was on The Talk today.

R289 When Bell started the eye-rolling Vietnam retcon with Aunt Jack in 1994, it was mentioned more than once that he'd been Mai Yun's "19-year old soldier boy" when they had their war time affair in 1974. He couldn't get back into the country after the Fall of Saigon occurred in April 1975.

If that slut Dina says she married John i 1956, then she must've been at least 12-months up-the-duff when she walked down the aisle.

When is Chemo returning? Only a hot Asian bodybuilder can save this show now.

How Josh Morrow has stayed on this show for 23 years is beyond me. Whatever mild interest I had in the character ended about the time he and Sharon had Noah.

However, I will say, I might be more amicable to the character if he found a bar of soap, a bottle of shampoo and a razor.

On "The Talk" today, Amelia said it was a joy to be working with ex-husband Thad. And, Peter Bergman added that where Thad's storyline is going will be great.

R296 Based on the factual war history, Keemo would have to be 44. How 'bout we make it Jack's grandson ... Keemo's own college-age son instead? If they want to expand the casting possibilities, they could say the young man's mother is European or American herself. I think we heard Keemo was living in Paris one Christmas. .. Hot Amerasian-Eurasian men galore.

Dina's crazy video remembrance.....uh Stuart Brooks was considerably older than John Abbott and the idea that Kay Shepard was their classmate is absurd. Too stupid.

Amen to R297

R300 The Kay-John skinny-dipping story when they were at school together was started by Bell decades ago. And I remember they had Kay tell Amber the same ol' yarn when Amber was penning Kay's bio.

I've been waiting for someone to ask, "So how BIG was it? .. Was John fluffed? .. Was there shrinkage? .. Cut or Uncut? .. SPILL!"

Jamey Giddens will be vindicated tomorrow.

[quote] uh Stuart Brooks was considerably older than John Abbott

I didn't really get that. .. IRL, Robert Colbert is 86 and Jerry Douglas is 85. On the show, both patriarchs were married to younger vixen, Jill Foster. .. Plus, we heard that John's son, Jack was a sophomore in high school when he was crushing on the popular and unattainable senior girl on campus, Lorie Brooks. .. Jack also dated Peggy Brooks and was looking to bed Chris Brooks when she modeled for Jabot. .. The generations seemed to be peers.

Stuart's character was born in 1926 per the show. Liz Foster mentioned to Lorie in 1978 that her father was a normal man of 52 - this was around the time Stu and Jill were hooking up in Vegas and Liz was Stu's housekeeper.

The name Stuart reminds me of The Californians.

Is Chrissy beveling?

Christian is curtsying?

everyone knows that Wisconsin has all the hottest models

[quote] Jamey Giddens will be vindicated tomorrow.

Which will undoubtedly involve a celebratory dinner.....or four.

ROWL looks like he's going commando.

Hey, how about more John Callahan dish. Hung? Bi? Who did he do?

I have some pretty great news. Ms. Lynne Harbaugh is returning as LISA and they will be doing a modern day version of Brad in a Cage, starring JT. Ms. Lynne Harbaugh as Lisa turns out to be someone's mother. Lynne is released from the sanitarium and is back up to her old tricks with her Streisand face and Rapunzel hair!

JT beating Victoria tomorrow. Can he smack some others around too?

I always thought Paul was haughty and dismissive with Lynne.

Did Vanessa Prentiss go to school with Dina, John, and Stuart?

R298, I think what Peter said was 'and wait till you see where it's going!'

The actors can't go on a CBS talk show and say: this is insane that JT is turning into an abuser ; fans will hate it.

Y&R has had some bad ratings lately; we'll see how this plays out. If it's not good, and the numbers tumble, then Mal will be out.

I wonder why Miss Titty and Lurch weren't there today.

This story about JT might be about some prescription med for his heart problem that has a side effect of irritability, aggressiveness, and fits of rage.

Funny if that’s where they're going. I was actually saying to a friend last week that JT was acting like the husband in the first half hour of a Lifetime movie

Paul telling JT it's ok to go through Victors things would be illegal.

R316

He kinda was

Eric Braeden is the sexiest man on the show. Amazing physique for a man of his age. He puts those younger guys to shame.

JT is the sexiest man on soaps currently out of all 4 soaps.

Paul was a deadbeat dad.

How did AWG Paul manage to spawn this hot piece of ass?

I want TGVN to put Aunt Jack on his knees to feast on the big german cock.

Eric Braeden looks like a corpse that has been dead since 2010. Nothing even remotely sexy about that creature.

Eric Braeden oozes sex appeal... Oh, no, wait. His diaper's just leaking.

Is the tit toucher coming back for the 45th celebration?

Did MM ever try to touch Mel's saggy tits?

Paul didn’t used to be so AWG

JT and Victoria should have vicious animal sex now. JT should just fuck her on the stairs like Viggo Mortenson did to Maria Bello in "A History of Violence."

Jamey told you bitches, but you didn’t believe him. Where are the apology posts? In other Jamey news, he’s making some big announcement this week.

The mustache has more sex appeal and charm than any of them.Victor is manly man, the rest are boys

I hate how they have destroyed JT's character to prop up Victoria and make us feel sympathy for a character who is so odious.

I guess now we know why Lorie and Leslie Brooks will be in town for the Walnut Grove Centennial.

Maybe Victor will murder JT for abusing Victoria and spying on him. Maybe then Victor will go to prison and stay there.

I love it when Victor goes to jail and beats up gang members and punks. It’s totally believable.

Emmy noms are out. Yay Dina!

The actor who played Zack got a nom and so did Mal's wife.

Peter was once again got a lead actor nom.

Reed was nominated.

R327 Ricky got his mother Isabella's genetic code. *

Why Paul didn't want to come home to this every night was unbelievable.

R332 Close at one time. ... And we have MM to thank for unleashing Mel on twitter. Around the time she was having her 2009 contract dispute, he'd been teaching her how to use twitter, and she used the platform to rally her fans to support her. She'd tweet that she was just learning, so be patient, indicating she'd have to ask MM how to do something.

[quote] In other Jamey news, he’s making some big announcement this week.

They're opening a Golden Corral near his house?

R341, The actor who played Zack did NOT receive a Daytime Emmy nomination today. #fakenews

He did; guest star.

Dina's bangs received a nomination for Best Prop.

The stage at the Daytime Emmys will be decked out, top and sides, to resemble Dina's bangs. Glamour!

R347

Will the Daytime Emmy Awards be televised this year?

No they won't r352 but they I think are supposed to live stream on Facebook once again and Cheryl from The Talk is said to be hosting once again.

But if Dina's bangs win, I’m sure the networks will cut away from their regular programming.

It wasn't all that long ago that the Daytime Emmy Awards were broadcast in prime time on network television from Radio City Music Hall.

Sad.

Socially relevant.

The ratings are tanking.

JT was prime for a good fucking in that scene.

I wouldn't mind if Marla got it. I think the daytime emmys didn't start until the final year of Secret Storm, so they should just give it to her for a long daytime career and Belle was a hot mess making wimpy little Amy cry all the time.

Did Belle ever sport the bangs?

I was sure Marla's been wearing a wig since returning, but in the scene where Abby was grooming her for the video, her hair looked real.

Did Faith get a nom? It's not fair that Grandpa Victor is teaching Reed chess now!

Who the FUCK is Zack?

Janbot has glow now? Are you sure it's not just residual fast food grease?

What did Jamie tell us, bitches?

Jamey Giddens may be writing for a show, after all. It sounds like he may be ending Daytime Confidential or selling it to someone or something along those lines....

Either that or the big news is that she's transitioning. Like Pluto, from a big planet to a small one.....

I wish my bathroom was as immaculate as Victoria's.

R364 Abby's psycho ex.

first toilet ever seen in GC

R363 Little Miss Dolly Parton's name wasn't on the pre-nom list this year. And since all eligible entrants for the younger actor-actress categories skip the first round of voting, it would appear she didn't submit a reel. (Well, unless she decided to submit in supporting or LEAD this year .. lol!)

Mel was a hot commodity in the '80s. I remember rumors at the time of Lorimar trying to get her onto to Knots Landing to play Sid and Abby's scheming long-lost sister Stella Fairgate. I remember one of the tabloids covering that. Obviously it never came to pass.

Jamey called all this a long time ago.

I don't care how well this is being done. J.T. as an abuser just doesn't wash.

It'll probably come out that JT's abuse is the reason for his split from Mac.

Mel or Catherine Hickland (who was then Mrs. Hoff) were up for the role of Stella on KL. Unfortunately it never came to pass. They could have been twins.

Mel/Ed were BFFs wth Cat/MEK when the later couple were married. Cat is also BFFs with HBS. Does that mean that Mel and HBS are great friends?

Video of JT and Victor getting into a big fist fight at The Ranch tomorrow with Victor falling down the stairs backwards head first. LMAO!

[quote]Janbot has glow now? Are you sure it's not just residual fast food grease?

Is braeden going to be off for a while?

Dina, who apparently could have taught Sharin everything she knows, said today Jack is not John's son. Which inevitably means Traci is the result of Dina and Chef Boyardee.

Dina was the original #metoo.

Could Victor be Jacks FATHER????

Jack's father is that randy little sex hound Maestro Fautsch.

It is Carl WIlliams who is still shacking up with that lesbian woman in Norfolk.

I fathered Jack! My strap on was a turkey baster!

So...any more action in JT’s panties?

Wait a minute... what? John isn't Jack's father? Was Dina the town door knob or something?

Dina got around like a driverless car.

In Canada the episode today saw Dina tell Abby that John is not Jacks's father.

John isn't Jack's father. He's actually Jack's MOTHER.

"Joan Abbott" gave birth to Jackie before making the transition.

so dumb. the twist should have been, no ashley; I've been lying to you.

You ARE John Abbott's daughter .

how can what Dina's saying be taken as gospel given her condition?

the sad part is that there's nowhere to go with Dina now.

The social issue beats have been played.

Nobody knows or cares where Traci came from.

Mamie just found the toddler all alone in the snack aisle of the supermarket one day and brought her home.

John was kind of clueless if you think about it.

JT being abusive and Dina revealing that John isn't Jack's father? What happened here, did they secretly hire back that cunt Maria Arena Bell as head writer? That shit sounds like her territory. Of course Victor will survive, if Nikki (and Bill Spencer from B&B) can survive being shot in the back and not being found until a day or two later then so can Victor.

John Abbott of Jabot Cosmetics was Genoa City's very own Thomas Lyle Williams of Maybelline Cosmetics.

We just have to find out who his beloved Emery Shaver was.

Jack Abbott is the son of Stuart Brooks. Could it be?

Chelsea had such a disconnect when it came to her son Johnny.

Never seemed to give him a second thought after he was born.

Will Billy be the new CEO? Is he the only blood Abbott?

Cricket was thiclose to being an Abbott but John divorced her mother so she could go back to J. Peterman before she died.

Jill Foster's son being the only blood Abbott would be delicious irony. In the same way she gave birth to the only blood Chancellor.

Hmmm.....Jack not being an Abbott could be brilliant.

R396 That would mean Jack fucked his sister, Peggy Brooks. The two had a fling when Peggy was involved with Paul's brother, Steve Williams.

The hell with Jack's paternity . . . the bigger mystery is how the hell is Victoria's bathroom so pristine with two youngsters and a teenager in residence?

it's time to pull a Frank'nRon and fold some old canceled soaps into Y&R. Wouldn't be interesting if Jack's father turned out to be Bob Hughes or Mike Bauer or Sam Clegg or Bruce Sterling or Paul Britton?

The prop people must've "borrowed" that toilet from one of the dressing rooms. It looked like the cheapest of the very cheap American Standards on the market - cheaper than the cheap one they used to show in that dump Carter Mills (Matt Clark) shared with Crazy Tricia Dennison. The door to the bathroom was right off the wall from the kitchenette, and the toilet was about three feet from the stove, usually on full display.

How is a brittle old fuck like Victor going to survive a head-first fall down a flight of stairs? I'd be surprised if he didn't explode in a cloud of crypt dust when he hit the ground.

At least now Vick has a reason for her messy mop.

That cunt Victoria has needed a good smacking around for years

R405, Victoria was raised with bidets at the Newman ranch.

Victor can only be killed with a stake to the heart or exposure to direct sunlight.

As far as the completely stupid domestic violence story - it would have been better for Cane to be the aggressor who punched Lily during their separation. I don't want an absuer glorified but man yeah I want to see Lily get it in the face.

So do I.

[quote]Mamie just found the toddler all alone in the snack aisle of the supermarket one day and brought her home.

Fake news. As if that child could be convinced or even physically removed from the snack aisle.

[quote]Abby's psycho ex

Okay. Yeah. thx.

BTW, the Dina storyline makes me UN-comfortable. Terrible disease. You live long enough for your brain to eat itself.

Also, I get Victor is "The man" on this shitshow but tossing JT around like that is just ridiculous.

Braeden IRL boxes and works out daily.

[quote]Braeden IRL boxes and works out daily.

And my 90 year old father takes aquatic exercise classes three times a week. What’s your point?

Will Darth Newman turn out to be Jack’s dad?

Sure? And then Victor, Jack, Jill and the urn containing Kay's ashes can all go on father/son, mother/daughter picnic together.

JT’s dong = Heaven Eleven

r413 They want use him while they can

Wait...wait....wait....are we now saying Dina just found Traci and is not her natural mother? What did I miss?

They have basically turned John into the biggest fool on the planet. Dina was fucking everybody and getting side kids and then passing them off as John's. What an idiot. Tracey should be the love child of John and Mamie if they are just going to rewrite everything.

Dina's bangs will beat the living hell out of Victor

Dina's Bangs should have a park named after them after they die.

I want to sniff Josh Morrow's moist sweatpants.

^We know, Chrissy. We know!

R424 they're filled with yeast and diabetes

John not being Jack's father is really a pathetic attempt for a one week ratings shot in the arm. Dina must have been the whore of the PTA and country club while clueless nice guy John was busy raising other mens kids, LOL! This reminds me of the Kay/Jill twist where for years they wrote that Kay was really the mother of her archenemy. Don't be surprised if Victor turns out to be Jack's father.

This is going to make me sound like the biggest Mary whoever Maryed, but I could never get past the Jill/Kay retcon. I turned the show off after that. That was the bridge too far for me.

Did Victor even know Dina at the time of Jack's conception?

John Abbott's ghost should return and kick Dina's ass.

The way Victor's sperm works, they never actually had to be in the same room. Provided they were both in the same hemisphere, it’s possible that Victor willed his DNA into her. He’s that potent. Ya got that, punk?

Dina's bangs will send John's ghost right back to hell!!

Jack's real father.

Stuart Brooks and Jennifer were married 30 years in 1977. No way could Stuart have been a classmate of Dina's, John's. In fact neither could Kay Shepard. She was born in 1928 on the show. Stupid, lazy writing. Has there ever been a Continuity Person at this show????

Marla is a good 10 years younger than Wilma Jeanne. How the hell could Dina and Kay have been classmates, unless Kay was the original sweathog?

OK, let me get this straight. Dina and John were married in 1956. But by the show's history, Jack was in the Vietnam War, which ended in 1975 when America pulled out of Saigon.

Are they going to try to tell us the Jack was born before the marriage? Or is this some weird deSORASing of Jack?

[quote]As far as the completely stupid domestic violence story - it would have been better for Cane to be the aggressor who punched Lily during their separation.

Yes! Perfect story for Cane.

Not working for JT. The character may have been wild and rebellious as a teen, but we watched him grow and evolve over the 10 years he was on the show. Not buying him as an abuser.

Those crazy Lame fans (aka Laniacs) would never stand for Cane hitting Lily. They'd picket the studio. They want them on every day taking up whole episodes reciting poetry to each other and proclaiming their eternal love. A domestic violence angle who literally drive them into strait jackets.

The post about Kay being the Original Sweathog of Walnut Grove made me do a spit take.

Ha Ha!

Why hasn't Y&R picked up Sue Lucci for a role?

With Julia Newman returning, Sue would be perfect as their long-lost teenage granddaughter.

With the start of that HORRIBLE let's not have Jill not be a Foster anymore, they changed Jill's birth year from 1954 to 1957. Jess Walton was born in 1946. Just stupid. Leave history alone.

Jack Abbott could turn out to be PHILLIP CHANCELLOR's son and then -yes, yawn - another fight for Chancellor.

Get original assholes. Fans write better fan fiction than the shit on air.

So the fat one, the only one of the kids NOT to have an athletic body similar to John and Dina, is their only biological kid? What is Mal smoking?

I'd like to see a "Men Don't Tell" story line with Billy and Phyllis.

Jason and Gina could really sell it.

R445 Over the course of 2016-17, Welsh soap "Pobol y Cwm" (People of the Valley) did a great story where the wife was the abuser. She even raped her husband once (presumably with a foreign object). She just got out of jail a month or so ago. Ostracized by everyone, she was forced to move in with her only "friend" - the village's manipulative bisexual (female), who's been trying to get busy with her for awhile now.

CBS cut off the last 10 minutes of Y&R for Trump. The east coast did not see Dina's admission about Jack or the Victor/JT fight.

You gotta hand it to the show for giving all these actors collecting social security front-burner storylines, despite demos dropping week after week. Most shows wouldn't maneuver 60, 70 and 80 year olds into major story.

R446.

That soap sounds quite juicy.

I remember David Gest accusing Liza Minelli of being a hiusband beater back in the day.

Sounds as juicy as a porterhouse slobbered with onions and gravy. Can't wait!

R446 It's actually one of my favorite soaps - simple production values, but very character-driven. .. Plus, it has hot gay husbands, Tyler & Iolo.

R448 especially on a show called The Young and the Restless.

Is there a guy on the show in his 20's? Devon maybe?

Charlie and Reed are teenagers. Ravi is probably in his late 20s. Devon is just about 30. I think that's all the young guys on the show.

[quote] CBS cut off the last 10 minutes of Y&R for Trump. The east coast did not see Dina's admission about Jack or the Victor/JT fight.

That must mean the East Coast missed the third cliff-HANG-er as well: Nikki entering the hotel suite and seeing the exceptionally HUNG Arturo sprawled naked across the bed, fully erect.

[quote] I think that's all the young guys on the show.

Next week ... NuNuNuNuKyle should be in his 20s. (IRL, the actor appears to be 26.)

Ravi is young, but ain't that attactive.

Also, Jason Canela who plays "Arturo," is 25, IRL.

I said this about John on a Days thread, but once a character hits his 60's, I am not sure a who's the daddy story is really the way to go. With John Black it was even more silly, because I think he found out who his father was about 3 different times.

Dina is a straight up ho. Does anyone else remember in the 80s when she was calling Jill out about her “morals”.

So back in the day, did Dina trim her bush so it looked like her pussy had bangs?

[quote] Ravi is young, but ain't that attactive.

This recurring role has become so minimal at this point, that they could easily recast Ravi with some hot, young, Indian model-actor like Deepak Singh Chhikara, and use him as required. Just put NuRavi in a pair of glasses and a bow tie for the nerd-effect.

Next week: Arturo gets into a triangle when he thinks he's lifting Nikki's rolls of fat to fuck her, and lifts Traci's rolls instead!

The actor who plays Ravi said to coming be back but was said to be out there auditioning during pilot season. It seems that possibly several Y&R and GH actors have been out there auditioning while the Days actors seem stuck on that show.

Showrunner Mal Young says the “true history of the Abbotts” will be exposed. One of the returning characters will stick around for a short arc.

I'm still dead bitches!

Kay was a ho too., a smelly one at that. She was always out carousing when Gary was in Germany with young Brock, and that's when she ended up preggers with Tucker. Later on, she was screwing the stableboys while married to Phillip.

[quote]I'm still dead bitches!

Thank God.

They need to show an orgy flashblack where young Dina and Kay each got tripled-played by six hot studs who worked at the GCAC.

I wouldn't be surprised if it were revealed that Dina and Kay bumped pussies at some point in the distant past.

Did Dina fuck Pierre Roulland? Maybe he's Jack's father. That would explain Aunt Jack's flamboyant tendencies.

Pierre preferred cock and would let guys dine for free, if he could service them in the men's room at the restaurant.

This thread has me LOLing.

Unfortunately, I have to agree with that opportunistic SLUT, Sally! ... That's why I knew her marriage to my brother was a total and complete SHAM.

[quote]Dina's Bangs should have a park named after them after they die.

Given what we know now, wouldn't a drive thru be more appropriate?

Who was the maitre 'd at the Collonade Room? That’s Jack's father. Dina wanted a good table one night back then, but couldn’t break a twenty, so....

R474.

One Billion Served!

Dina's twat has seen more action that Sue Lucci's pussy lips

Say what you will I knew who my kid's father was. And I only fucked a few stable boys and I was plastered. Dina, on the other hand, was 100% prostitution whore! She was my bestie!

Cricket's mother Jessica was the whore.

Not me Dearie.

I never charged ANYBODY for their services.

They came willingly.

He only married her out of pity and dumped her while pretending to be noble.

Kay had every guy in Earl's college fraternity, except that gay one .. not that she didn't try, though.

You're still fat Nina.

I am shocked by R473. Why would he go to the park to try to find a hook up? Why not go to a bar?

Does Kyle come back on Tuesday? I heard things got delayed a week.

Quiet please. There's a lady on stage.

Dina's theme..

Spoiler

.........................

Jack's father is Johnny Ryan, late of Manhattan.

This is what Dina gets for screwing over Blanche Feldman.

Dina, you're a whore and a cockhound.

Does that ring a Belle?

R428, which retcon; the one that made them mother/daughter or the one that undid it?

What I hated about how they undid the biological bond was just 'oh, we did another test'

no nurse Lynne changing the blood tests at the hospital; no one had a motive, it was just, let's change it back.

Press for the Emmy nominees. .. They put the non-lesbians together, and Rikaart's photo looks like a mug shot.

Suspects for Jack's daddy?

Stuart Brooks Dr. Bruce Henderson Pierre Bill Foster Gary Reynolds Phillip Chancellor Brent Davis Nick Reed Victor Newman Maestro Fausch Douglas Austin Earl Bancroft James Eliot Brad Eliot Mr. Prentiss Neil Fenmore

Well....I think the actor who plays Ravi is kinda hot. I like geeky men. I also think Reed is coming into his own.

Having Victor be Jack's father would have the most story potential, r491. None of the others have any presence in Genoa City these days.

Yes, such a retcon would be as repulsive as making Jill into Katherine's mother to many viewers who remember Jack and Victor's years or rivalry. But it would also offer plenty of story potential of Jack and Victor trying to build a familial relationship after years of mutual hatred, if handled properly.

Perhaps a horny Dina hooked up with a young penniless Christian Miller before he transformed himself into the great and powerful Oz, err, Victor Newman.

Maybe the way we'll discover they're father and son is that Victor will need an organ transplant (maybe a kidney) after his tumble down the stairs from the fight with JT. The only person who is a match will be Jack.

If they also make Victor into Tracy's father (Dina hooked up with Christian Miller again years later), that would explain why Victor was a match for Colleen's heart.

I have to ask this question. In story, is Victor even old enough to be Jack's father? I know the actor is like a 100, but what about the character?

I always figured that Jack, Jill, Nikki, and Paul were in the same age group and Victor was maybe 5 or 10 years older.

I don't think Victor and Jack are father/son or brothers. I can't believe the show didn't learn from their mistake with Jill/Kay, and then Jill/Lauren. However, I'm sure the whole storyline will somehow be tied into his feud with Victor, but not in an obvious way like making them directly related.

Brothers!

At 484, ol Danny Romalotti sure was purty. Yum.

Michael Damien was pretty AND straight. Danny and Tracey were amazing love story, showing that a gorgeous man can be a girl-next-door's knight in shining armor, the way it should be IRL.

Victor is perhaps slightly older than Jack but in NO WAY would be old enough to be his father.

And also, if they've run out of ideas to the point that they're retconning the people on canvas, it's time to ease them off and bring on new blood - either old characters that are "new" or recharged, or a new family, or both.

Michael and Lauren can be recurring but please, no more front burner stories for either. If Gloria's to be kept around, have her be an aide, or a friend, for Dina, or something. Or have her be in some way Jack's assistant.

Get the sad guitar plucking lez out of town. I'm actually all for another girl on girl story but that bitch is about as exciting as a wet rag.

Bring on Brooks Prentiss!!!

Guitar girl is like watching paint dry.

[quote] Michael and Lauren can be recurring but please, no more front burner stories for either. If Gloria's to be kept around, have her be an aide, or a friend, for Dina, or something. Or have her be in some way Jack's assistant.

That's all Gloria is now (as Jack's secretary). And Lauren (Bregman) is only recurring. Michael (LeBlanc) would probably be recurring as well, but they sometimes they keep vets like him and Dougie on contract, as long as their willing to accept so few episodes. If LeBlanc sticks with his improv work and wants to go out on tour, he might ask for a change in status himself. He didn't appear on Y&R at all in February.

R494 When Victor and Julia first appeared, she was portrayed as being 26-years old, and one time Brock told her, "No wonder your husband doesn't understand your wants and desires. He's TWICE as OLD as you are."

That was 1980.

So yeah ... doing the math, the old fart should be 90 now.

As much as I am over Victor and have been for some time, I would actually find Hans' book at the library and borrow it.

his book is okay; he doesn't hold back on his disdain for Muhney but he doesn't mention him by name, which is the ultimate insult.

the problem with doing paternity stories with characters like Jack and Jill is their birth parent is likely dead as Neil Fenmore was.

R491 Stuart Brooks, Nick Reed, and Neil Fenmore would come with an incest factor, as Jack has had sex with Peggy Brooks, Nikki Reed, and both of the Fenmore sisters.

[quote]"No wonder your husband doesn't understand your wants and desires. He's TWICE as OLD as you are."

God, I miss Bill Bell's dialogue.

[quote] God, I miss Bill Bell's dialogue.

It was about as deep as a penny but it had its charms.

From what Dina says in Monday's episode, it seems pretty obvious that Jack's father is Commander Frank Lewis.

Apparently, all the women at the country club wanted young Frank's BBC deep inside them, and he chose Dina to give it to. .. As Dina says, she could never forget THAT.

Back then, Frank was a laborer working at the country club as a Greenkeeper's helper. At night, he was attending classes to become a police officer.

Rumor is Stephanie E. Williams has been tapped to reprise her role as Frank's daughter, Amy Lewis, for the DNA test.

There's also speculation that Frank could turn out to be Hilary's grandfather, which is why she and Jack have formed such a special bond.

R509 for the new headwriter position. Who wouldn't watch that?

Neither Jack has look adjacent though

I want LISA back and her to throw a bunch of these pigfuckers into a cage!

Welcome back, Lisa! Of the Streisand face and the Rapunzel hair!

I love Bill Bell's old school scripts. They were trite. Hammy. Threw in some great $3.00 words which I loved. The dialogue was old fashioned, uptight, like a SIrk potboiler or something from the 50's.

Granted, we really owe that great dialogue to people like Elizabeth Harrower, Trent Jones, the dude from Knots Landing, and even that old cooze who was fired 6 months ago who created Generations? I love old school Y&R. Those luxe Hollywood production values, stunning lighting, and orchestral music. It really was like watching a 1950's film.

Great memories.

Haven't watched this show in a decade, but love reading these threads.

"Chris, I have something heavy to tell you."

Was Lisa the one who kept young Brad in the shower?

I mean LOOK at that. That is VIDEOTAPE. Let's give Mr. Bell some props for the beauty he brought to the shitty medium.

Actually it was John Conboy.

I am Jack's father.

Bill knew what kind of look he wanted on Y&R, but if you view Capitol you can see how much influence Conboy had on it.

Capitol might have done better if it had had more consistent writing.

Gah, I hope they don't make Eric Forrester his father somehow.

R516- You are right- John Conboy.

This motherfucker, along with Bill Bell made a BEAUTIFUL show.

This was a visually and sonically amazing show. This trash was on videotape! And looked as beautiful as a film.

This cannot be denied. People seem to not appreciate what a gorgeous show this was.

So many new sets lately. The production budget must be bursting.

I remember when it suddenly emerged that Asa Buchanan wasn't Bo Buchanan's father. It threw Bo into an identity crisis, and a whole lot of plot followed. Then, it turned out Olympia was lying and Asa was Bo's father. Much ado about nothing.

R522, it's not a bad idea to do a paternity twist that turns out not to be true. I'd have had Dina say in a more lucid state, 'Ashley, there's a chance you MAY be John's daughter...we had one night together during my affair with Brent...'

and then it turns out she's an Abbott.

Right now, only Billy and Traci can run Jabot.

(J. Abbott)

An equally stupid one was on B&B when it came out that Eric Forrester wasn't Ridge's father, just so Bradley could pimp the Marone connection - which isn't even part of the soap any longer.

Geez - the whole set up in the beginning was based on how similar Eric and Ridge were, both in talent and looks.

John Abbott must've been a real loser in the bedroom department. Both Dina and Jill were left unsatisfied, having affairs during their marriages to him. He didn't seem to mind that sex with Jessica was going to be a no-go, and Gloria used to talk about little blue pills.

Maybe that bossy, fussy bottom, George Rawlins, was more John's type.

I didn't like the Jill is Katherine's daughter twist in the least. Went against years of history. Was very glad that Maria Arena Bell undid it.

Part of the reason I disliked it was how it just came out of nowhere. Jill's mother comes to town one day and suddenly announces, "Oh, by the way, you were adopted." Then Jill rushes off in search of her birth mother.

IF they decide to make Victor turn out to be Jack's father, at least there is some bit of history to support the idea. Dina had a history of affairs while married to John and Ashley was the product of one of those affairs.

You would think if they are going to do this, that jack's paternity would somehow tie to the current canvas. But if they're going into the show's history, then it should be Phillip Chancellor.

Jill had a temporary father played by David Hedison the father of Ellen's ex-girlfriend did anyone tell him that he's off the hook?

R528 He's not entirely off the hook, since "Arthur Hendricks" (Hedison) turned out to be Tucker McCall's dad, meaning he's Devon's grandfather.

Who billionaire Devon couldn't give 2 craps about.

What happened to Stitch? Was he ever officially written off or just ignored like the Scott Grainger character?

Stitch provided 60% of the male hotness on the show. Nick when shirtless can't carry the show by himself. (Bring Stitch back, without a stitch!)

Michael needs a front-burner storyline!!

They gave Michaels character cancer but then the storyline was awful. There was so much potential with that storyline. Still is. Bad writing.

[quote]John Abbott must've been a real loser in the bedroom department. Both Dina and Jill were left unsatisfied, having affairs during their marriages to him. He didn't seem to mind that sex with Jessica was going to be a no-go, and Gloria used to talk about little blue pills.

That analysis leads me to believe that John Abbott was a deeply repressed homosexual, who forced himself to maintain heterosexual relationships. Too bad Graham isn't still alive to reveal he was actually John's secret kept-boy back in the day.

R535 you may be on to something. After all he started a perfume company. Jill, Gloria and Cricket's mother all seemed marriages designed at covering something up.

Now I want Jill to reveal that Billy is really Jack's son to make all of this worse.

John must've been queer, because, unlike all the other boys, he didn't pop a woody when he saw me naked skinnydippnig. .. I even lay there on the shore with my legs up in the air, but zip nada zilch.

Chrissy will be channeling his icon Charles Nelson Reilly's performance on "Match Game," when he appears on "Wheel of Fortune" tomorrow night. Will Bregman play along and be his Brett Somers?

If John is gay, then he's more than likely still alive.

He could easily have faked his own death while in the hospital and run off to some foreign country to lead his new life with that hot Hispanic cellmate he was fucking while in prison right before he "died."

All John needed to do is ask Dr. Hank Steele at Memorial to help him. .. "Hank the Handler" - as he's known in the Genoa City gay community - arranges for everything: from the fake death certificate, to the sandbags in the casket, to booking secret passage out of the country, to supplying fake id's, visas, etc. .. even taking care of property and transferring assets! .. Hank's team of professionals is such a pleasure to work with. .. Highly recommended. Call 1-800-GAY-FLEE today!

Uh, been there, done that, R540.

Uh, that's why I wrote it, R541.

[quote] Michael needs a front-burner storyline!!

Oh gawd, no. Let her be.

Chuck Pratt wasn't interested in Michael's cancer storyline and they just dropped it.

Mal could pick it back up if he wanted. There is lots of potential there. Could easily say that the cancer was in remission but has returned.

Luckily, Michael Mealor will up the hot guy quotient.

Does anyone miss Scott Grainger . . . or the actor who played him?

Do his co-stars really like CLB? He is annoying. And he's an ass kisser. He's always 'on'.

R545, How many episodes before we first see him shirtless?

Speaking of hot guys, ex-Ricky and ex-Kyle up in Yosemite with their bf's.

Too bad they're gone. Paul and Jack's sons hooking up could have been fun.

[quote] And he's an ass kisser. He's always 'on'.

Kissing Mal's ass hasn't seemed to have worked. He's got no storyline and is barely on.

Peter Barton played Scott Grainger. The character died on the show, didn’t he?

Peter Barton was about as hot as you could fucking get. I loved him on some superhero show that he was on when I was a kid.

Wasn't Peter Barton badly burned in a fire?

Peter Barton was so hot that some queen who never left the house willed him all his money. Original Scotty, Blair Redford, is in primetime and showed his hot ass a lot on the USA show Satisfaction.

No idea, r548, I think he's first appearance has been delayed a week so we might be waiting a while to see him shirtless.

When Peter stopped by a couple years ago, Chrissy had to grab him.

Ha ha, he's still hotter than the guy who just played his son.

Peter is on Facebook. He has a pre-teen daughter he is raising as a single parent. His Facebook name though is his first and middle name, not Barton. He’s still in great shape for being 60ish.

OH god I remember that story and the money Barton got. LOL

The story about Barton being willed money.

SOD originally said Mealor would be debut as Kyle sometime "during the week of March 26." Perhaps it'll be the Friday hook? Anyway, during tomorrow's episode, Jack is poking around and surveying the damage in Victor's home office, steals a computer drive, and later discovers that Kyle and Victor have been messaging one another in a plot against Jack.

If they're smart, his first scene will show him shirtless. e.g. rolling out of bed to answer the phone or something. That's what they did when Cam Gigandet started playing Daniel.

Daniel's hand was very busy at one point.

How many episodes did Cam Gigandet actually do? I remember his first appearance (which was, um, memorable) and I can’t recall ever seeing him again.

R561 He appeared in about ten episodes over a period of something less than two months, so was cut even before the first 13-week cycle. His hair was bleached platinum and viewers were calling him "Bamm-Bamm."

Thanks, r562. Michael Damien certainly seems to like him.

I miss Nina.

[quote]Does anyone miss Scott Grainger . . . or the actor who played him?

Yes, Peter Barton was great. I liked the Scott Grainger character.

Now, if you're referring to Scotty Granger, as played by Daniel Hall, NO, I don't miss the character or the badly-in-need-of-a-bath-and-haircut actor who played him.

I think the Scotty character could be good on the Y&R canvas if properly written and better cast than Daniel Mophead. I liked the character when Blair Redford played him.

But of Lauren's children, I'd much prefer they get Fen back in town. If they can't persuade Max Ehrich to sign a contract, then recast the role.

I like Bauer's comment about mood lighting.

Special appearance by Tom Selleck (sans mustache).

But where are Chris and Peggy?

If you're interested in whatever happened to Sabryn Genet (Crazy Tricia), SOD did a feature interview with her, which she has now put on her Instagram. (You should be able to click through all the the pages via the link.)

Wow. Poor girl. I'd heard a rumor that she was ill, but never any specifics

How is it that Hilary was giving a "live" report on Victor's condition at the hospital when he was still lying unconscious on the floor of his home?

R570 .. Because after the opening scene with Hilary reporting, they ran the opening credits, then came back and put "THREE HOURS EARLIER" in large white type on the screen.

Dina says Jack's father was "so witty" and "so sharp" and all the women at the country club "were absolutely mad for him." ... He could have had his pick, but he "chose" Dina.

Obviously, Jack's daddy was a "5" on The Kinsey Scale.

[quote]Because after the opening scene with Hilary reporting, they ran the opening credits, then came back and put "THREE HOURS EARLIER" in large white type on the screen.

You can’t expect soap viewers to read, for God’s sake. They have enough challenges.

Things are getting serious. They've given "Arturo" a last name: Rosales.

He must shave for Y&R.

He IS pretty, that one.

Were the lezzys on the anniversary show? I want my lezzys!!!!!! Now!!!

Did someone say lesbian? .. Let the anniversary party begin!

Wilma Jeanne had the smokers voice.

Dina was tripping today.

Aunt Jack was particularly effeminate today.

Who is my fathah???

Funniest moment on Monday . . . After Nick bursts into Nikki's suite, Arturo gives him a wave from bed.

OMG Jack's daddy will be Neal Fenmore. The go-to convenient daddy. Since Jack and Jill (!) are the same age story wise (though Walton looks like a lesbian trucker from Alabama) it's feasible. Jack fucked his sister. Cool. That would be a Bill Bell twist. He did on Days with Sister Marie and Tommy.

r584

Didn't he fuck Lauren also? Both sisters then!

There’s no way in hell that Artruro would be sampling Nikki’s dried up old smelly snatch.

If Mal were smart he'd make the father someone else at the country club/in that class, so another family could be introduced.

Mal is not smart, though.....

If they make Stu Brooks the father of Jack then it will be like Stu had five daughters instead of four.

And how stupid - I understand there is no Continuity Expert on staff - what a hypocrite Stuart would be for the way he treated Jen when it came out that he wasn't Lorie's father. The only reason he didn't castigate her was she was dying of heart disease.

How old is the Jack Abbott character supposed to be?

She is one hundred and three years old!

Since we are almost done with this thread.....

here's the NEW one

Dina's bangs

Hilary's trick pelvis.

Sad guitar lez overbite

Sad guitar lez's HAIR.

J.T.'s monster cock

Hans' wrinkly, overcooked bratwurst

I see Dina's vagina has overtaken the Glow.

HDG!

Honey, it's been a LONG time since Dina's vagina had any GLOW.