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Are there really straight guys who post here?


by Anonymousreply 186March 3, 2018 4:01 PM

The rightwing trolls are all straight, or at least 95% of them.

by Anonymousreply 1March 1, 2018 12:49 AM

They're jealous. Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 2March 1, 2018 12:50 AM

A straight male on this board falls into one of two categories.

1) They are straight but culturally gay

2) They are here to troll

by Anonymousreply 3March 1, 2018 12:51 AM

I have no idea who really posts here, several could be highly trained polydactyl cats under the mind control of Miss Sissy Boodles. If any are straight men they’re here to sow divisiveness and discord.

by Anonymousreply 4March 1, 2018 12:55 AM

Block them, it's usually just one troll.

by Anonymousreply 5March 1, 2018 12:56 AM

They are not straight. Identities on the internet are a lie. You can be a bot and I can be Amazon's Alexa.

by Anonymousreply 6March 1, 2018 12:56 AM

.....and to look at the naked pictures.

by Anonymousreply 7March 1, 2018 12:56 AM

Muriel hired a couple of them as Go Go boys and they liked the attention and tips so much that they stayed on!

by Anonymousreply 8March 1, 2018 12:57 AM

Ah hope one of them is Mr. Charles Dera.

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by Anonymousreply 9March 1, 2018 1:00 AM

They are only allowed here if they are hot and present hole!

by Anonymousreply 10March 1, 2018 1:01 AM

It's like that scene in Monty Python's Life of Brian: they are gay men pretending to be straight pretending to be gay.

by Anonymousreply 11March 1, 2018 1:03 AM

Straight guys... on Datalounge???

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by Anonymousreply 12March 1, 2018 1:10 AM

Yes, straight men post here. To have a chuckle and see what's going on in this interesting website.

It's a new day out there in case you haven't noticed. Many straight men are not afraid of gays anymore.

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by Anonymousreply 13March 1, 2018 1:10 AM

Well, I hope they enjoy all of the ass and cock pics.

by Anonymousreply 14March 1, 2018 1:14 AM

They want their hungry mussy stuffed full of sizemeat but don't (yet) knoe how to articulate their desire.

by Anonymousreply 15March 1, 2018 1:16 AM

R14. That’s why they’re here. So they can look at all the nudity and play with their tiny little dicks. Then after they spurt, they start posting homophobic shit.

They’re so angry.

by Anonymousreply 16March 1, 2018 1:19 AM

All I know is I would be mighty suspicious and concerned if I were a woman and I found out my husband/boyfriend posted on Datalounge!

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by Anonymousreply 17March 1, 2018 1:20 AM

Straight men don't identify as straight anymore. They are on the spectrum of non-binary sexuality. They would really rather have sex with other men and keep a girlfriend to avoid being stigmatized.

by Anonymousreply 18March 1, 2018 1:33 AM

Who do you think keeps posting all of the pro-gun, pro NRA, conspiracy theory threads and posts?

by Anonymousreply 19March 1, 2018 1:34 AM

R17 That's because you're homophobic and from another century. Deal with it.

by Anonymousreply 20March 1, 2018 1:36 AM

Rich Tafel and Patrick Guerrero and Andrew Sullivan and .... there are a lot of conservatives who have posted here through the years.

by Anonymousreply 21March 1, 2018 1:37 AM

Are you a "straight" guy, R20?

by Anonymousreply 22March 1, 2018 1:38 AM

R22 No, but you're an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 23March 1, 2018 1:39 AM

I would rather be an asshole than a stinky, little cunt like you, R23.

by Anonymousreply 24March 1, 2018 1:44 AM

We need straight guys here sometimes. They can explain the mysteries of why guys do the things they do. Like why do they spit before peeing at the urinal? How exactly do you do the straight bro handshake? I still can't figure that out; I just shake hands the regular way.

by Anonymousreply 25March 1, 2018 1:48 AM

There are a surprising amount of straight guys that are commentators on mostly gay blogs like JoeMyGod and Towleroad. And get along well with everyone else.

by Anonymousreply 26March 1, 2018 1:52 AM

Not really, OP--no matter how relaxed or accepting accepting young guys are compared with your high school classmates back in the 50s, straight men are just not interested interested in gays or gay culture, especially not the old school version that prevails here, and they're especially not interested in gifs of dick sucking and ass eating.

Regardless of what R19 believes, a sizeable number of gay men weren't obvious from the age of three, didn't play with their sister's Barbies or watch soaps with Grandma and didn't grow up into gay stereotypes. There are plenty of sports and gun -oriented forums out there for straight guys for them,to need to the DL to vent. What you think are straight trolls are just gay guys who don't agree with you.

by Anonymousreply 27March 1, 2018 1:54 AM

Straight guy here. Found this site googling Tom Cruise gay (no, for real). Used to go to Perez Hilton for entertainment news but was sick of a Kardashian story every three posts. Stayed here for the entertainment gossip threads, 80s/90s nostalgia threads, the music, tv and movie threads (I've discovered a lot of great songs on here thanks to recommendations from others) even the political threads before they get derailed. Your bitchy, snide comments are often hilarious. There are some images I won't be able to unsee. Words like present and ping will forever have a different meaning tho thanks to this board.

by Anonymousreply 28March 1, 2018 1:55 AM

R18 "Straight men don't identify as straight anymore"

Said no one ever.

by Anonymousreply 29March 1, 2018 1:56 AM

R28, I've come here for years and don't know who Erna is either.

by Anonymousreply 30March 1, 2018 1:58 AM

Are you kidding me, R27? They are on all of the mass shooter threads, busy sucking off Alex Jones' dick.

Hell, the trolls don't even pretend to be gay anymore, like they vaguely used to. They just admit they're here to troll. See case in point.

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by Anonymousreply 31March 1, 2018 1:59 AM

Maybe they are straight "adjacent?"

by Anonymousreply 32March 1, 2018 2:07 AM

You like gay music, R28?

A straight guy who listens to screechy girls singing?

by Anonymousreply 33March 1, 2018 2:09 AM

[quote] Are there really straight guys who post here?

Yes, OP!

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by Anonymousreply 34March 1, 2018 2:13 AM

Sorry to rain on your picnic, R31, but I'm a strong supporter of gun rights, hunt regularly, never shot up a high school, am a regular in the football threads and am gay as the proverbial cherry tree full of parrots.

The straights here are mainly fraus and LSAers. R28 is probably a closet case.

by Anonymousreply 35March 1, 2018 2:14 AM

I like old school Madonna and Janet Jackson, R33, so yes in that respect. But there have been yacht rock, new jack swing and 80s music threads with great songs I never heard before not at all from screeching girls.

by Anonymousreply 36March 1, 2018 2:14 AM

[quote] Sorry to rain on your picnic, [R31], but I'm a strong supporter of gun rights, hunt regularly, never shot up a high school, am a regular in the football threads and am gay as the proverbial cherry tree full of parrots.

Actual photo of R35!

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by Anonymousreply 37March 1, 2018 2:19 AM

Janbot is straight?

by Anonymousreply 38March 1, 2018 2:21 AM

I just come here to keep up with the political threads, I'm a total pussyhound!

by Anonymousreply 39March 1, 2018 2:22 AM

You can't handle the truth, R37.

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by Anonymousreply 40March 1, 2018 2:23 AM

You guys are debating (sexual) identity 1) on the internet 2) on an anonymous board

Everything is possible, nothing is true on the web. This board can be even run solely by straight men pretending to be gay - that would be really fun.

by Anonymousreply 41March 1, 2018 2:27 AM

Because we all know that guys who hunt, own guns, and watch football, also spend their time trading bitchy insults on a gossip website.

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by Anonymousreply 42March 1, 2018 2:27 AM

Because of their sense of entitlement.

by Anonymousreply 43March 1, 2018 2:28 AM

I think most straights that post in this site are fraus. Rightwing fraus and bored housewives. Also middle aged celeb fangurls pretending to be gay. I notice when I visit celeb threads the female fans go crazy about the topic pertaining to the celeb.

by Anonymousreply 44March 1, 2018 2:28 AM

R17, my wife was the one who told me about this site. I like it because it proves "the gays" are just like the rest of us: nice, mean, bigoted, empathetic, smart, stupid... And why would I be afraid of cock and asshole? I have one of each.

by Anonymousreply 45March 1, 2018 2:30 AM

What about rimming, R45? Has DL made you desire having your wife rim your hole?

by Anonymousreply 46March 1, 2018 2:32 AM

R45 but you don't fit our expectations of a straight man! (Head explodes)

by Anonymousreply 47March 1, 2018 2:35 AM

R46 good question! We demand answers!

by Anonymousreply 48March 1, 2018 2:35 AM

What's your expectations R47?

by Anonymousreply 49March 1, 2018 2:36 AM

LOL R45 needs to start a new thread... "I'm a straight male on DL. AMA"

by Anonymousreply 50March 1, 2018 2:36 AM

Straight guys,

Do pussies really stink?

by Anonymousreply 51March 1, 2018 2:38 AM

R49 i expect all women are constantly suspicious of their husband sexuality. And straight men realize their suspicions and must work hard to appear straight at all times.

by Anonymousreply 52March 1, 2018 2:38 AM

R46, You can't always get what you want...

by Anonymousreply 53March 1, 2018 2:40 AM

R53 tell her the gays from DL say she should give it a try. It's fun for everyone!

by Anonymousreply 54March 1, 2018 2:42 AM

Why can’t straight people post here? Don’t b fucking weird and gay.

by Anonymousreply 55March 1, 2018 2:44 AM

Yes, R51, they can although not as much as DL thinks they do. But it feels amazing.

by Anonymousreply 56March 1, 2018 2:45 AM

... questioning....

by Anonymousreply 57March 1, 2018 2:47 AM

Okay straight guys of DL, we are are gossip site damnit! Give us the lowdown on some Straight gossip, who's hooking up, who got new tits, who's nudes have leaked?

by Anonymousreply 58March 1, 2018 2:51 AM

Nobody cares about titties or pussies here, R58.

Tell us stories about comparing cock sizes with your drunken college bros.

by Anonymousreply 59March 1, 2018 2:53 AM

R54, Wasn't there a story on here recently about some guy getting a nasty disease from rimming?

by Anonymousreply 60March 1, 2018 2:57 AM

Can't be any worse than eating pussy, R60. Yuck!

by Anonymousreply 61March 1, 2018 2:58 AM

R60 possibly. People get nasty diseases from everything though. Are you willing to give up eating pussy or getting blowjobs or eating her ass or fucking? rimming isn't particularly dangerous, especially if you're in a monogamous relationship. The danger would be STDs

by Anonymousreply 62March 1, 2018 3:01 AM

1) They are straight but culturally gay

It happens.

by Anonymousreply 63March 1, 2018 3:04 AM

Okay R59. When I was in college, a bunch of my frat brothers and I had circle jerk one night. Whoever had the smallest dick had to have all the other guys shoot their wad on him. My buddy was the loser (or in DL's case the winner). I felt bad for him. We lost touch soon after we graduated but I ran into some years later and we ended up grabbing a few drinks. Turns out he's gay. After his third drink, he brought up that night and confessed how deep down he loved catching a load from everyone and that it's been in his top 3 spank bank ever since. He was especially grateful to me as apparently I shot the biggest load out of all 8 of us. (I do shoot like Peter North). He asked me if I would do it again for old times sake. I was horny and I hadn't jerked off in a few days, so I said what the hell. We ended up going back to his place, I jerked off and I was about to shoot he told me to aim it his face, so I did. He was completely covered, I had to help guide him to the shower. He thanked me and I split. I moved away shortly after that.

by Anonymousreply 64March 1, 2018 3:09 AM

I came for the Hollywood gossip and velvet mafia conspiracy stuff, and stayed for the joy of trolling totalitarian cultural Marxists.

I'd rather get my Hollywood gossip and "feminine view" of the world here than on some chick web site, probably because I have women issues.

But I also understand that gays have exceptional influence on the world, through their disproportionately important careers and their chatty social lives.

I'm a former Bernie Bro type, but all the Obama riots and anti-white racism woke me the fuck up to race realism.

Let's make March "White History Month" and compare it to February's "education" about American history.

Whites are the most gay friendly ethnic group in the US and the world, and I've seen people here admit and lament that gays were better off when everybody stayed in the closet, because at least then gays had families and children, and didn't die alone and without a sense of purpose. And gays could still get dick on the side while married.

So as the Western World claps back against anti-white racism and jealousy, there's probably a nice seat at the table for civilized gays who can think beyond their own lifetimes, and consider what is good for America and its white majority.

So in promoting common sense, science, race realism, culture, and tradition, there's also the major side benefit of trolling the cultural Marxists who just want to see the white world burn and then bow down to Allah later.

We all know these toxic, self-destructive narcissist gays will die of AIDS long before future American gays are being tossed from buildings.

Hugs n Kisses

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by Anonymousreply 65March 1, 2018 3:11 AM

I don't trust them. Just like R65, they always end up trying to promote some crazy ass agenda.

by Anonymousreply 66March 1, 2018 3:14 AM

Nothing turns r66 on like unapologetic straight white men with a purpose.

by Anonymousreply 67March 1, 2018 3:15 AM

I'll pass. I prefer my straight men who don't spend hours of time gossiping like schoolgirls on a bitchy website like you, R67.

by Anonymousreply 68March 1, 2018 3:18 AM

Or if they do post here, they can at least be funny or witty, and not pushing some bizarre conservative agenda.

by Anonymousreply 69March 1, 2018 3:20 AM
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by Anonymousreply 70March 1, 2018 3:20 AM

69 used to be r69's favorite sex position, now it's just his age.

by Anonymousreply 71March 1, 2018 3:21 AM

Well, welcome to any straight men (or people) here...or just everyone.

La la la....!

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by Anonymousreply 72March 1, 2018 3:43 AM

Hello, straight men. I think it's so nice you can be comfortable at this unabashedly gay space.

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by Anonymousreply 73March 1, 2018 3:44 AM

It's so nice that men of diverse sexual orientations can be friends without weirding each other out.

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by Anonymousreply 74March 1, 2018 3:47 AM

R73 oh please, we live in the age of Tumblr and Twitter and Pornhub. Straight guys aren't traumatized by brief flashes of gay sex.

by Anonymousreply 75March 1, 2018 3:47 AM

r73 Your hetero-phobic scare tactic might have worked 20 years ago, but we straight men today have seen too many hours of straight porn featuring the male body.

Trying to gross us out only works on the deeply-in-denial homos these days

by Anonymousreply 76March 1, 2018 3:48 AM

I think they are the only one who make the threads about girls and post straight porn gifs

by Anonymousreply 77March 1, 2018 3:49 AM

In fact, I personally find the image at R74 super hot. I might just do that with my buds tonight.

by Anonymousreply 78March 1, 2018 3:51 AM

r76 If they're really so comfortable with gay sex, they won't get triggered by my pictures, will they? How am I being "heterophobic" then?

I too believe we can coexist as we have much in common with each other - a fondness for bouncing big butts, for example.

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by Anonymousreply 79March 1, 2018 3:51 AM

Jennifer Lawrence looks like she had her labia chopped off. SAD.

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by Anonymousreply 80March 1, 2018 3:51 AM

r76/r78 Ever tried rimming? What do you, as a 100% real straight man, feel about it?

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by Anonymousreply 81March 1, 2018 3:52 AM

Same guys who troll for dick online during CPAC Sanctity of the Family forums.

by Anonymousreply 82March 1, 2018 3:54 AM
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by Anonymousreply 83March 1, 2018 3:55 AM

Do straight men enjoy group sex as much as gay men? Which one is more common with them, MMF or FMF?

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by Anonymousreply 84March 1, 2018 3:59 AM

Rimming ain't just for gays anymore

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by Anonymousreply 85March 1, 2018 4:00 AM

R84 virtually every straight couple i know has had a threesome. Usually fmf

by Anonymousreply 86March 1, 2018 4:01 AM

OK, maybe not YOUR friends, R42.

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by Anonymousreply 87March 1, 2018 4:02 AM

The straight troll is here posting his boring gifs

by Anonymousreply 88March 1, 2018 4:02 AM

[quote]Usually fmf

I'm skeptical of that. Men are twice as likely to say they've been in a threesome than women. This doesn't fit the idea that FMF is more common. It may be that straight men are more likely to disclose experiences with FMF, as it is "less gay".

Me, the only kind of threesome I could enjoy is MMM.

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by Anonymousreply 89March 1, 2018 4:04 AM

R89 i dunno. A lot of girls i know are bi but in relationships with guys

by Anonymousreply 90March 1, 2018 4:07 AM

a whole lot of russian nerds on this thread

by Anonymousreply 91March 1, 2018 4:08 AM


by Anonymousreply 92March 1, 2018 4:10 AM

All men should give one another a hand, regardless of orientation. And also a mouth, a finger, a wet tongue...

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by Anonymousreply 93March 1, 2018 4:11 AM

R93 totally agree. And lick pussy

by Anonymousreply 94March 1, 2018 4:13 AM

r94 No. There are too many people on Earth. It's time straight men give non-reproductive sex a try. They should avoid getting near pussy as much as possible to avoid the temptation. There are decent enough alternatives, such as the one below.

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by Anonymousreply 95March 1, 2018 4:17 AM

Delete the thread

by Anonymousreply 96March 1, 2018 4:19 AM

Straight men, have you ever got lost in the woods with a buddy and ended up doing stuff? If not, ever felt at least tempted when you were all alone?

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by Anonymousreply 97March 1, 2018 4:21 AM

Straight men: What do you think about jockstraps - are they homoerotic or not?

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by Anonymousreply 98March 1, 2018 4:23 AM

I agree with R65. I agree with him.

by Anonymousreply 99March 1, 2018 4:25 AM

So this is the new trend? Straight guys hanging in gay places? Does that mean I can expect to see them at gay Go Go boy and underwear night at the Eagle, too?

by Anonymousreply 100March 1, 2018 4:33 AM

Straight men, ever done something naughty with a male friend in a basement kind of place?

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by Anonymousreply 101March 1, 2018 4:36 AM

I'm straight. I post here because I get banned in other forums. Also, the discussions are active and intelligent. I'm also interested in gay celebrities and the idea of being outsiders. Pics of naked guys is pretty painful. In case u don't know, there is no fluidity when it comes to sexuality orientation. Thinking about gay sex is similar to sex with my mother. Really really horrible. Just so u know. I imagine the idea of sex with a woman is not that bad for gay guys. Of course ,i f u are trying to be straight , performance pressure would b enormous.

by Anonymousreply 102March 1, 2018 4:40 AM

r102 Thank you for stating your boundaries. I hope everyone here will respect your views and stop posting disgusting pictures when they know straight men are around. Pictures like the one below.

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by Anonymousreply 103March 1, 2018 4:43 AM

STOP posting pictures like this to r102! HE DOESN'T LIKE IT! HE'S STARTED HIS BOUNDARIES!!

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by Anonymousreply 104March 1, 2018 4:45 AM

[quote]I'm straight. I post here because I get banned in other forums.

You making a note of this, Muriel??

by Anonymousreply 105March 1, 2018 4:45 AM

There's a place and a time for everything. Pictures like the one below are NOT appropriate when we have straight men like r102 hanging around.

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by Anonymousreply 106March 1, 2018 4:46 AM

Yeah, that is distressing.

by Anonymousreply 107March 1, 2018 4:47 AM

There's nothing that triggers straight men more than the sight of a male asshole. Please, stop posting things like the picture below to them. It's not funny.

r102/r107 Thank you for making your voice heard and teaching our immature gay posters how to behave around decent people.

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by Anonymousreply 108March 1, 2018 4:50 AM

Nothing is more abnormal to heterosexuals than rimming. Please, let us not discuss (let alone graphically depict) rimming when our straight guests are around.

Pictures like the one below have a place and a time. Threads like this, addressing our straight male posters, is not one of them.

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by Anonymousreply 109March 1, 2018 4:53 AM

Whenever someone does a gender and orientation poll, there is always a small number of posters who claim to be straight men. I think it's like 3%.

by Anonymousreply 110March 1, 2018 4:53 AM

Delete the thread

by Anonymousreply 111March 1, 2018 4:54 AM

If anything bothers straight eyes more than rimming, it is seeing a bearded jaw rim an asshole WHILE licking a cock. Let's respect their boundaries and keep out sexuality to ourselves, without ever exposing them to what we do.

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by Anonymousreply 112March 1, 2018 4:56 AM

I'm a longtime lez poster, but I'm enjoying watching you guys expertly troll the hell out of the straight douchebros.

Go get 'em, boys!

by Anonymousreply 113March 1, 2018 5:07 AM

May I suggest kissing pictures. That’s what really grosses out straight men. Men kissing. - Back to lurking

by Anonymousreply 114March 1, 2018 5:10 AM

Not true, R114. Me and my buddies always sleep together and greet each other with a kiss on the mouth each morning!

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by Anonymousreply 115March 1, 2018 5:28 AM

Damn, I always knew that breeders led boring lives and this thread proved it. Thank you straight posters fo making me feel better about my life than I have in a long time.

by Anonymousreply 116March 1, 2018 8:24 AM

dahling, str8 as my mommys pusskitty.

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by Anonymousreply 117March 1, 2018 9:07 AM

Because it's a fun site and we like you guys ( wink wink)

by Anonymousreply 118March 1, 2018 9:10 AM

As an A list celebrity, I like to check in now and then to make sure I am still universally adored by my gay demographic. Be sure to go see MI6 this summer, qweens!

by Anonymousreply 119March 1, 2018 9:36 AM

Straightish men would love nothing more than a good rimjob and expert blowjob. They just don't want to admit it. They don't usually like to perform cunnilingus..

by Anonymousreply 120March 1, 2018 10:29 AM

I don't like eating pussy, but I do it so I'll get blown. When I first started having sex I would just finger the girl, then fuck her. I think the first time I ate pussy was in college when she demanded it.

by Anonymousreply 121March 1, 2018 11:27 AM



:waves hankie furiously:

by Anonymousreply 122March 1, 2018 11:31 AM

R122 thx. I am dead.

by Anonymousreply 123March 1, 2018 11:46 AM

Some of y'all were straight up mean to the straight boy/s.

by Anonymousreply 124March 1, 2018 11:59 AM

It's okay, R124. We like the attention from you guys any way we get it.

by Anonymousreply 125March 1, 2018 12:16 PM

I'm a straight guy. I was looking for a forum with members who weren't happy with Trump a few years ago and found DL. I also enjoy the Hollywood Babylon-esque gossip. I try not to step on any toes since I know I'm an uninvited "guest".

I'm here for the articles, not pictures, ha.

by Anonymousreply 126March 1, 2018 12:26 PM

R121 is the definition of not straight.

by Anonymousreply 127March 1, 2018 12:46 PM

Alex Jones just got #metoo'd. Even more of them will be showing up.

by Anonymousreply 128March 1, 2018 12:48 PM

[quote] I post here because I get banned in other forums

So you're a troll.

by Anonymousreply 129March 1, 2018 12:48 PM

r124 I hope you do not mean me.

Straight guys, I'm sorry if I was mean. Let's make out. I mean, make up.

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by Anonymousreply 130March 1, 2018 2:14 PM

I don't know who played a straight man less convincingly - Cheyenne Jackson for 30 Rock or r65 all over this thread.

by Anonymousreply 131March 1, 2018 2:21 PM

The poster who said they get banned I already have on ignore here.

Though it proves the point some of our right-wing trolls are straight guys who get their jollies by trolling this board.

by Anonymousreply 132March 1, 2018 2:25 PM

I don't think one realizes the power of this board. It attracts many from everywhere. The intelligence and wit. The snarkiness and nastiness. The young, middle age and the old. Interesting conversations, the latest news, the humor, a place where most get along, gay and straight, young and old, smart and not so smart. And the occasional help and support when it is really needed.

Who Wouldn't want to hang out here?

by Anonymousreply 133March 1, 2018 2:27 PM

Do you straight guys ever peruse the "Men Presenting...." threads.. you know, to compare dick and hole sizes and complexions and all that?

by Anonymousreply 134March 1, 2018 3:24 PM

I'm all for having straight men over. There are many things gay and straight men can do together - critique movies, talk about sports, share insights about male life from different perspectives, give each other long, erotic baths...

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by Anonymousreply 135March 1, 2018 3:30 PM

r134 some of the threads about male anatomy are useful to straights too. Like the thread about how to wash your balls twice if they're constantly itchy.

And I had a skin tab on my butt hole but didn't know what a skin tab was, so I started a thread here and figured it out.

Then there's threads about guys with small dicks, and such threads are universal because (almost) everybody thinks they have a small dick.

by Anonymousreply 136March 1, 2018 3:46 PM

This gay porn is very offensive. You are not making friends.

by Anonymousreply 137March 1, 2018 3:49 PM


by Anonymousreply 138March 1, 2018 3:52 PM

How so R127?

by Anonymousreply 139March 1, 2018 4:06 PM

Ugh, don't summon that person, R127. That troll is an actual Nazi (see other threads).

by Anonymousreply 140March 1, 2018 4:09 PM

Just because our views are far right does not make us trolls. We post here because other sites block us and call the police. I don't post at stormfront because 1. Low IQ posters 2. Don't allow disparaging comments about females 2. Can't talk about pretend whites ie Italians etc 4. I don't like Germans 5. Don't like Nazis 6. A lot of mentally ill 7. Too much moderation 8. Can't say chink etc 9. Two of the mods admit being part black

Did I mention low IQ? Stormfront us supposed to be my home but the place makes me sick. Race mixed Is just as bad as being full blooded.

Secretly, most people agree with me. Immigration Sucks.

by Anonymousreply 141March 1, 2018 4:50 PM

[quote]I imagine the idea of sex with a woman is not that bad for gay guys.

Well, it's not as bad as the thought of having sex with your Nazi ass, but yeah, it's up there.

by Anonymousreply 142March 1, 2018 5:56 PM

I like to peruse the forums to gauge how rampant The gay thing is. Never understood why gays dont Avail themselves of conversion therapy. It's not like we use Nazi techniques anymore ie submerging tedticles in boiling water. Just go to hooker and learn how to fake it. Now, this is a troll.

by Anonymousreply 143March 1, 2018 7:53 PM

No thank you. They can stay the hell away. They just end up stirring up trouble like R141.

by Anonymousreply 144March 1, 2018 9:44 PM

They are Craigslist "straight."

by Anonymousreply 145March 1, 2018 9:45 PM

How dare you insinuate I look on craigslist for a brojob that can be set up and done with in an hour instead of spending a night of wining and dining a woman with no guarantee I'll get any.

by Anonymousreply 146March 1, 2018 9:50 PM

All of the trolls are presumably straight.

by Anonymousreply 147March 2, 2018 12:39 AM

Straight man looking for a blowjob.

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by Anonymousreply 148March 2, 2018 1:12 AM

Because sometimes when I get drunk I want to know what you cunts are saying about me.

by Anonymousreply 149March 2, 2018 1:49 AM

R127 here, did someone just accuse me of being a nazi? That was my only post in this thread. I was just pointing out that a “straight” guy that doesn’t like giving oral to a woman is absolutely not straight. Straight men crave the scent, taste, and feeling of eating pussy. If you don’t, then you aren’t straight. Period. End of story. Straight men can’t get enough of giving oral. Seriously. Check the reddit forums if you doubt me.

by Anonymousreply 150March 2, 2018 1:58 AM

I am pretty sure that any straight guy who does regularly post here would have to be OK with gay dudes, what with all of the gay sex visuals everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 151March 2, 2018 2:20 AM

[quote]R130 Straight guys, I'm sorry if I was mean. Let's make out. I mean, make up.

Is it really necessary to harass everything in pants?

Remember your position...

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by Anonymousreply 152March 2, 2018 2:42 AM

[quote]R109 Please, let us not discuss (let alone graphically depict) rimming when our straight guests are around.

What makes you think all gay guys want to see images of people rimming, either?

by Anonymousreply 153March 2, 2018 2:50 AM

Would this be DL if people weren't a little mean to them?

by Anonymousreply 154March 2, 2018 2:51 AM

R127/R150, you're a fucking idiot.

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by Anonymousreply 155March 2, 2018 2:51 AM

[quote]R154 Would this be DL if people weren't a little mean to them?

I guess I am old fashioned, in that I like to treat guests well.

Here's mugs for visitors to cradle....

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by Anonymousreply 156March 2, 2018 2:55 AM

are any of them hobos?

by Anonymousreply 157March 2, 2018 2:59 AM

They can stay if they're young and hot.

Ugly, fat, and old straight guys can leave at any moment. We have no use for them here.

by Anonymousreply 158March 2, 2018 3:06 AM

I'm a hobo ,somewhat.

Not sure about eating pussy. I had this friend who would kiss and lick pussy of escorts. I never had a pretty girlfriend so sex was only good a few times and then preferred to be alone.

by Anonymousreply 159March 2, 2018 3:22 AM

Oh why not. I have some time and wine. I'm straight, here for the threads on movies and books. There's a lot of knowledge here and I can't count the good recommendations I've come across here.

Some of the political stuff is good, things like "Have you ever just up and quit your job?" and "Tell us about the most warped, fuck-up colleague you've ever had" can be surreal. W. the latter, bloody hell! I thought I had worked with some difficult, damaged people....

And I like that I can vaporize people. With that, I have been more than quick to do it and whether it's people clearing cookies or whatever they do, a steady shithead supply, Russian working hard for the Rubles, there's been no shortage of assholes 'round here.

by Anonymousreply 160March 2, 2018 4:04 AM

R160 Come back soon! We need more straight men here.

by Anonymousreply 161March 2, 2018 4:33 AM

Speak for yourself, R161. No, we absolutely don't.

by Anonymousreply 162March 2, 2018 4:53 AM

R162, best u learn your place. We live in a straight world. Everything u r or ever will be depends on straight world.

by Anonymousreply 163March 2, 2018 5:11 AM

R163, straight guys on DL should learn their place, and it's in this position, giving or receiving to another man.

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by Anonymousreply 164March 2, 2018 5:30 AM

Just of curiosity are any of the straight men here fans of the Gio and Tommy threads?

by Anonymousreply 165March 2, 2018 1:03 PM

DL posters are freaks with the inappropriate pictures posted. I can't even check this site on a computer without seeing a dick picture. This site is definitely not safe for leisure talk less of work.

by Anonymousreply 166March 2, 2018 1:36 PM

R158 Old, fat and ugly gay guys aren't really welcome here, either.

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by Anonymousreply 168March 2, 2018 5:22 PM

R168 I'm so over the porn pics, too. That's elsewhere on the net.

by Anonymousreply 169March 2, 2018 5:31 PM

No R165, they need to stop. We don't give a shit about them. More work horror story and city bashing threads.

by Anonymousreply 170March 2, 2018 6:14 PM

Hold the press! Miss R169 has stated her boundaries!

by Anonymousreply 171March 2, 2018 6:15 PM

“I’m openly gay but gay porn on a gay website offends me and should stop immediately” is not an opinion one hears regularly.

Seriously, just get the fuck of the interent if porn is so offensive to you.

by Anonymousreply 172March 2, 2018 6:19 PM

You just know that most of our straight guys are checking out the Cock threads... they just want to see how they stack up..

by Anonymousreply 173March 2, 2018 6:28 PM

Gay porn on this site definitely makes gays look bad. Gayness should be viewed as mental illness.

by Anonymousreply 174March 3, 2018 3:02 PM

R174 Homophobia and postings like yours should be viewed as a mental illness. You are a sick puppy.

by Anonymousreply 175March 3, 2018 3:07 PM

Trannies are mentally ill and nothing but. But listening to gays describe post-op trannies as never out-growing the stage of wanting to fuck as many men as possible, it made me realize that there's a mental illness component to the vast majority of homosexuals.

For gays and trannies, sex and sexuality consumes their entire waking lives.

Straight guys usually stop obsessing about sex after getting married and perhaps having a couple kids.

by Anonymousreply 176March 3, 2018 3:15 PM

R176 Is that right, Dr. Frankenstein?! You forgot to take your meds this morning.

by Anonymousreply 177March 3, 2018 3:18 PM

r177 is in an open "marriage"

by Anonymousreply 178March 3, 2018 3:20 PM

R177 is what Datalounge is. A hate site for gays and “trannies”.

by Anonymousreply 179March 3, 2018 3:24 PM

r179 and the "you forgot to take your meds" comments probably come from AIDS cases who pop meds all day long.

by Anonymousreply 180March 3, 2018 3:28 PM

Alright, blocked.

by Anonymousreply 181March 3, 2018 3:28 PM

Straight guys, do you check out our figure skating threads? If so, who is your fave skaters?

by Anonymousreply 182March 3, 2018 3:33 PM

r182 I clicked on the video of the gold medal winning couple figure skating. Maybe the dude was from Germany but representing France? Anyway, the chick was older but persevered, and the couple had a spectacular performace.

I actually cried like a queer, and I don't even like skating.

by Anonymousreply 183March 3, 2018 3:36 PM

Why do gays have so much hate for trannies and queens. Rhetorical .

by Anonymousreply 184March 3, 2018 3:41 PM

No to the figure skating threads

by Anonymousreply 185March 3, 2018 3:50 PM

Just shut up and present hole, straight men.

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