NYPD Cop Michael Counihan

He's hot

Boss 💪🏽

ROIDS!

Most likely R3, but he is making damn good use of them

More fucking ugly tattoos.

Gratuitous workout footage

Alpha

I love how vain he is, but no way his fellow cops enjoy working with him

Dick pics or I'm gone

Looks like he’s one of the good guys.

A narcissistic cop with huge roid rage potential. A total catch, girls!

To R11 -

I had to lol at your comment as I was going to say the exact same thing!

Roided up douchebag. Gee, what a catch.

LOve this bro

Not perfect, but that is a damn good face for an IG whore.

Totally my type bro!

He's really short.

So hot

He's been crying a lot lately on IG about how due to an injury he cant work out and he's afraid of losing muscle.

Probably tiny dick.

The most muscular ones always are R16. Much easier to pack on muscle when you're a shorty

Now there is a guy with a gun whom I trust to do the right thing in a crisis situation...not. Roid-rage and firearm=bad situation.

I would submit IMMEDIATELY if he caught me doing something illegal

A munchkin and way too much ink.

Don’t the muscles make up for the lack of height?

[R22] He'd just make you do push ups with him.

He's pretty handsome! Could have been a model if he didn't bulk up so much

Height: 175 cm/5'9" And that's probably with 5 cm cop shoe soles.

Damn he’s smokin hot

It looks like I am the only person here who is turned off at the idea of a cop charged with “serving and protecting”—eg, public service—being a self-aggrandizing narcissist. I’d much rather have a schlumpy but dedicated and well intended cop who isn’t concerned about how he’ll look on camera around in a crisis situation than a preening stripper.

Effeminate men are obsessed with other men’s height because they want to dominated by tall men. Masculine men don’t care or prefer short guys.

Does he suffer from the Irish curse?

R29 I 100% agree with you. I am HIGHLY skeptical he is actually good at policing. But might as well enjoy the view!

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[R27] Looks smaller- check out pics of him with other Roiders, he looks absolutely diminutive. He also seems really into his "public image". He will talk about himself before he will discuss law enforcement.

Good for him. People must throw themselves at him constantly

[R33] he is not down with gays, he called someone out on his IG comments and replied something along the lines of "no gay shit in my DM" check out his IG, it's in there.

R36, cite the date of the comment dude

Would I out of line in asking him to do a full body cavity search on me?

[QUOTE]I’d much rather have a schlumpy but dedicated and well intended cop who isn’t concerned about how he’ll look on camera around in a crisis situation than a preening stripper.

And that’s exactly what most cops are. When’s the last time you thanked one rather than spending your time on here criticizing this guy?

R35 I saw an interview with him last year where he said random women distract him while he's on the job non stop

I will thank whoever posts a a nude pic of this cop bro

R40, I would expect that. I see chicks openly flirting with cops a tenth as hot

DL's been thirsty over this guy before.

Was at NYCSC during one of his photo shoots . He is short and seemed nervous

Interview in the gaily grind so maybe Munchkin Mike is gay friendly.

Sorry R43. I did do a search. I just don't usually search archive

LOL he sounds like what you'd expect in that Gaily Grind interview. He wants to teach his fellow cops to be more fit to break stereotypes. He gets recognized by his IG everywhere he goes he says

Seems like the type of overcompensating douchelord who secretly loves to give up his ass to T-girls.

Why ruin the overall appeal with trashtoos?

[R49] Totally looks like the type who loves getting fucked up the ass by a T Girl while wearing ripped red panties!

He’s got a sleeve on one arm. It’s actually pretty tame compared to what some guys are doing these days. Probably due to some NYPD uniform standard.

I like a little bit of ink. And he really doesn't have much

Trash

Not one person complaining about his height or ink would turn him down if he gave them the time of day

Does he have room to give anyone else the time of day, though?

Napoleon Complex. All yours, R55.

I saw his body... It was a yes. I saw his face....... it was a no. Better luck tomorrowxox

I bet he can fuck for hours

[R59] in my experience, guys like that don't last long and when they sweat, it smells like whey protein. It's all a façade. They are into posing and showing off if you ask!

Natural guys sweat and smell like a man and drill ass

over-worked out, steroids: check ridiculous arm tattoo: check need to overshare on social media; check bulldog: check every cliche of a gay man: check

[quote] Roid-rage and firearm=bad situation.

Not to mention that most law enforcement have sociopathic tendencies to begin with. In a crisis situation with this one - the 'roids, the low self-esteem and the repressed homosexuality -- no one makes it out alive.

LMAO I agree he's probably a shit police officer but y'all are getting a little wild with these fantasies.

He's hurting these days, check out his IG posts from the last month.

Apparently he badly tore his left bicep. Doctors have forbidden him from lifting weights. But he can still hike to keep up that instagram feed.

Yea I'm just not getting the criticisms of his face at all. If I knew nothing about his body, I'd still want to hookup with the guy in this picture.

I've seen him at NYSC on 36/Madison working out with a "crew". He didn't use the locker room though!

Has anyone seen him working out anywhere else?

Hot to death

[quote] I'd still want to hookup with the guy in this picture.

I wouldn't. He looks positively haggard there.

R68, and what do you look like? You think more people find you hot than he?

My face doesn't look like a crumpled paper bag. You seem to be awfully invested in him - is that you, Michael? If so, learn to use moisturizer.

Where

are

the

nudes?

R70, but even with “a crumpled face,” you agree most would consider this dude hotter than you?

Hot damn, what a beautiful man. I bet he's a great fuck too.

Proof that cops do illegal steroids & dont get arrested.

He could do anything he wanted to me, NOTHING off limits, I don't care if his dick is small.

R74 does anyone really get arrested for steroids? Some bodybuilders fail tests and go home scott free

R73, there are many non-steroid supplements today that are not illegal, such as SARMS. Google it

I'd love to suck his dick right after a workout after a long 10 shift in those hot cramped police cars

Yeah you can tell a lot of old people are on here. They see big muscle dudes are say “steroids.” This generation is using powerful legal suipplements that are not steroids.

What you're saying is true R79 but does it matter? I think steroids for some is a general term for intense muscle growth supplements

I bet he throws a mean fuck. Lots of pent up aggression from the job

Just don't forget he is heterosexual; you have no chance with him.

And I bet he is not looking for gay attention; if he gets it he pretty much ignores it.

A man can dream R82

Online I'm sure he gets exclusively gay attention. Never met a straight women that followed hot guys on IG just for pics. But yea he doesn't seem super receptive to it

Perhaps 30% of all the attention he gets is from gay guys, but I bet he is not thankful for that and just looks away. R83

Way more than 30% based on a quick glance at his IG comments R84 plus women are almost never into that over built look he has

Perhaps women feel intimidated to leave any comments with all the men around...

Too intimidated to comment on his IG??

Regadless, I do believe that his look is not attractive to most women. They would consider him over muscled

Women who like this look tend to be the ones who over-tan, get Botox and have ridiculous breast implants.

Mike in full gear

R88 is absolutely correct. That's all those crazy caricatures of women go for.

Hi own vanity can keep women away from leaving comments too...

Gay men love that more than women too R91

Yea he's really not living his best life. Gay men are a way better fit for him than fraus. On every level

As a homosexual guy myself, I don't find self-centered men hot at all.

I like it, if they are hot enough to warrant it R94. And Michael is.

Obviously not something i'd look for in a long term relationship

Which precinct? His tats are so ugly

52nd Precinct. That's the bronx, so he's no Manhattan pretty for show

I had to unfollow him after his constant philosophizing about how guns are awesome gun laws are stupid. He complains constantly about being a cop -- the pay, the hours, etc. He's probably a jackass.

NYPD is known to be pretty insufferable like that R98 I remember when a secret message board of theirs was revealed and was filled with some pretty deplorable stuff. When following any hot guy on IG, best not to read their captions. Often the quickest dick wilter there is

Also, he constantly is trying to sell you his fucking shitty powder and shitty meal plans and shitty personal training services (that he has no time for because he complains that he works all the time). It's amazing how many of these instagram ho's are gun nuts and grifters.

They love to go arrest someone near the end of their shift so they get paid overtime

Him coming to harass me I wouldn't mind so much

I intend to back talk and trash talk this nasty cop until he sits on my face to shut me up!

In some countries a policeman exhibiting his nearly naked body like he does would be considered a dishonour to his work.

He's a deplorable. He's also like 5'5 and badly proportioned. Also his fellow cops hate him.

How do you know that, R105?

R106, When followed him on IG. I had to stop because of the gun rants and right wing stuff (kneeling during the anthem, e.g.). And he complained about being bullied by his fellow cops.

Lol his fellow cops have numerous reasons to hate him. He's vain, literally calls them fat all day on IG, spends his time on the job posing for selfies and talking to fans. A small few might be legitimately jealous.

Notice he almost never takes photos with his fellow cops. They probably hate his constant posing.

He is right thought that cops are way too fat.

Back in the 1970s there was this hot weightlifting cop with a pretty face and sweet personality. He was gay but of course not out at work, although everybody knew. They assigned him to the beat that included Christopher Street were he was naturally *very* popular.

The NYPD used to have an annual bodybuilding contest just for the department. He won first place several years running. Damn I wish I could remember his name.

Can cops shill on Instagram and be making money this way? Isn't that against some cop ethics or oath?

How old is she? Whatever the age, I just know the face looks waaaay older than the actual age.

He follows Trump and Trump Jr on Instagram. He's a republican pig

He's 32 R112. And that only helps him with his a good portion of his fans who like the "buff daddy" look

I knew he was much younger than he looked. That face says 42.

Does he really R113? Not surprising but UGH what a turn off. He's really as stupid as he seems

Doucheception

Also, he's older than 32 since this article from 2015 says he's 31

My bad, I didn't think to check the date of my source when I googled. Thanks R118

Slightly OT, but hmmm....

His name should be donutshere. It would show he's self-deprecating and has a sense of humor. Nodonutshere is just pious and pretentious, not to mention it insults and body shames other cops. No wonder they hate him.

Also, does he have the shortest legs ever or is this pic distorted? It's like watching an old TV show stretched to fit a widescreen TV.

R121, there is absolutely no bulge in that photo despite his pants being skin tight

That explains why he overcompensates with all the muscle.

Maybe he tucks it behind him like the lady cop in Ace Ventura?

Lady Cop lolololol

100% that would be WAY better R121. As he is now, I feel like he'd be toxic to work with. I have a coworker at my office who is buff and talks about working out 24/7. We all hate him and I'm not trapped in a sweaty car with him in high stress situations for hours

R88 called it

[R127] haha ha y'all sure did call that one! Is he sitting so we don't see that She is taller than Him?

Absolute trash🗑

He looks better with a real smile than the stupid self satisfied smirk he usually has

I wonder if they have matching tattoos? R129

He looks nice in the suit which covered his ugly tats, but he has horrible taste in women, what a nasty looking woman with her tits hanging out

R127 Thank god, saved us the hundreds of threads about this roided out douche cunt.

roids galore no thx

seriously. This is as yawn inducing as a Zeb Atlas post.

That hot cop from San Francisco is wayyy hotter

Start a thread R136 not being sarcastic. If he's hot, share him

Obviously he takes steroids. Don't think anyone on the board was in the dark about that. Yes, he is a massive douche, and I'm glad his fellow cops hate him, they should.

But lordy he could pound me to oblivion. Id do anything he was into

I'd rather have the gay cop from the Amazing Race

But he is probably the most insufferable person on IG.

Him and his deplorable buddies

Michael Counihan NYPD - EXTREMELY POLICE WORKOUT

Extremely Police workout? What does that even mean? Did Michael make the title of the video?

I'm sure he's a bottom. Every NYPD cop I've ever had sex with was, straight or gay.

Uh no

How did get so many billboards, especially with that old haggard face?

He's a model for NYSC major gym chain in the city in the tri-state area.

Face is old looking, but also very masculine.

Drugs age you, and apparently make you into a musclebound moron.

Could any of you imagine becoming prominent IG personality by openly fat shaming your coworkers? It's absurd. I hope they beat the shit out of him some day.

[quote]R88 called it

It wasn't that much of a stretch. You see this all the time. I neglected to point out though that these types of guys like the "crazy caricatures of women" just as much. Sorry R132 etc.

I mean...

A lot of male aesthetics dudes think guys who are not buff are inferior lazy slobs. It’s a prevalent view.

Yes, he's a hot douche. But it doesn't negate the fact that the vast majority of the NYPD are comically out of shape and overweight, especially compared with the cops in other major world cities.

Steroids seem to have an aging effect...

Sure R154 at my job 90% of the team is overweight. If I spent all day calling them out for it on social media I'd make a lot of enemies pretty quick

Sexy bro

He looks 50 in R152.

Honestly don't mind it, R158.A lot of guys go for daddies anyway

He's hetero R159

Which is bizarre R160 women aren't going to appreciate that look really. H needs a reeducation

I had this weird dream last night that I had stuck my dick through the whole of a donut and then had him suck me dry

He said NO donuts!!! 🍆🍩

LOL R162 0% he's given fellatio to any of his partners. Guy is way too big a douche for that

R161, keep telling yourself that. Tell it to all the millions of Gym bros with legions of chicks drooling over them.

R165 chicks don't drool over gym bros. Other men do.

Who cares how muscular he is when he’s 5’8?

I bet he fucks like a beast

A great number of gymbros are gay and bisexual; it's just that this one isn't.

What makes you so sure he's 100% straight?

Um, with a prematurely aging face like that, he's straight.

His face may look old but it's chiseled like the rest of him. Very picturesque jaw

Don't forget that low body fat means low to no sex drive. He may look the sex but actually he is not the sex.

R173, stop repeating that lie. You obvious DONT have any friends or lovers who are uberfit or bodybuilders.

I know a bunch of bodybuilders and I have asked them in the past and most will tell you sex drive lowers due to low body fat and dehydration. They have sex thoughts, but the body doesn't respond as normal. R174

[quote]You obvious DONT have any friends or lovers who are uberfit or bodybuilders.

Neither do you.

Actually, about a third of my male friends are essentially Fitness bros, largely from college, a few I met from the Gym.

R173 i wouldn't need Michael to move one muscle. More than happy to do all the work. Let him lay there!

He's not gay R178

r177 wow. amazing autobiography! No one knows you from a can of bush's baked beans so all that was unnecessary

He doesn't know that until he tries it R179!

Like when heterosexual people say to gay men that they don't know until they sleep with a woman? R181

You're making that argument to the wrong person. I have slept with two women. Well only 1 properly. Didn't work the second time I tried lol I would probably have tried both no matter what I thought my sexuality was (I thought I was gay as a relatively young kid). So yes Mike should try it!

.....

I wouldn't be surprised if this guy was a big homophobe.

R185, I wouldn’t be surprised that you see prone to make wild , unsupported conclusions based on archaic stereotypes

Someone should contact him to see if he does private shows?

The fact that he's a republican Trump supporter was the biggest clue, but I suppose I could always be wrong R186

R188 not pretending I know he is down with the gays. But remember he is from NYC Northeastern republicans tend to be the most gay friendly of any rethugs

You all do realize he's Irish and relatively short. You know what that means, right? A couple weeks ago I hooked up with a very hot NYC Italian cop so submissive but I really wanted to suck cock that afternoon. Once I got him undressed, he had a small cock, I mean small. I made him ride my face while he blew me and swallowed my load. He did blow a nice big load himself tho. He's getting married this fall. He told me all about his wedding and honeymoon plans.

Yea I don't think a single poster has said they thought he was hung. On a thirst thread for a hot guy that is rare. DL knows what's up and why he put on all this muscle...

Many bodybuilders are hung. It is also a stereotype that men engage in bodybuilding to compente for a short penis. There are many reasons why men bodybuild and they can also tell you that it becomes addictive after they see results.

And what do you think homoerotic motivation videos are? Simply men rubbing their enhanced secondary sex traits against the face of the other men and that's why they want to build more muscle; to look as beautiful as the other man.

I do think this more of a sexually stimulative nature to bodybuilding than what you saying R192. I think some of these guys get off on the admiration.

I agree with the people saying the roids have aged Mike's face. But he is still an incredibly handsome guy. It's very hard to find a bad picture of him and I've looked. Very rugged, masculine features.

YOU realize many of us don’t care about the size of his penis, or his penis at all? Not all of us are phallocentric bottoms, oral or anal. It’s all about his physique, muscles, face, attitude. He’s a hot dude.

FWIW, I'm a very phallocentric bottom, and I think the way he looks more than makes up for any cock size issues.

Bodybuilding is all about enhancing secondary sex traits and glorifying men for that. Of course, bodybuilding is very charged sexually and men who like men may feel more interested in it than heterosexual men because muscles speak directly to our attraction that is directly connected with the male body. R193

[QUOTE]I know a bunch of bodybuilders and I have asked them in the past and most will tell you sex drive lowers due to low body fat and dehydration. They have sex thoughts, but the body doesn't respond as normal.

Well isn’t that something. That might explain why all the bodybuilding cam whores can’t get an erection.

R197 But I think even there is even homoerotic elements for the bodybuilders themselves who identify as straight. Counihan is specifically trying to arouse other men

I went to high school with him and had a crush on him, but he's straight. He's always been muscular - even before most people matured and hit puberty he was unusually muscular. I don't know if he does steroids now, but he is naturally built/has always has gone to the gym.

Short guys almost always put on muscles easier. They need to eat WAY fewer calories to do it.

Also he definitely does steroids R200. Muscular is one thing, this is not natural, as nice as it can be to look at

SARMS are not steroids

Oh lord it's all the same thing. Steroids is just a term you use so everyone will know what you're talking about. "Drugs" is too broad.

R200 what was he like? We he a douche or chill? Was he popular with the girls at your school?

That he wants to impress men with his body, obviously, but that doesn't mean he's gay or bisexual; just a man who uses sex appeal to gain social status or for ego boost. R199

Heterosexuality in no way makes a man unable to enjoy same-sex sexual admiration. Just look at this bodybuider's moves. He's shamelessly moving erotically for a hall full of men and a panel of juges full of men too.

IT’s Not so much erotically ask it is showboat Alpha male. Men often flex for other dudes to impress nonerotically. Some of y’all act like you never hang with straight and mainstream dudes.

R208 Most of my friends are straight men and they never just start flexing for the group lol Pity though!

Your friends must not be Gym bros

This guy lifts weights because he’s a shrub and without his musculature he’d be a twink. Hard to have any self confidence and perform your duties as a cop when you’re as weak as Justin Bieber. Hence the roids and excessive lifting.

He’s so hot

How do you people know he is short?

Who cares? Im not a submissive guy looking for a tall dominant Alpha. He’s hot.

R212 he gave his stats to this site during an interview.

As big as Mike is he doesn't need to be tall do be a dominating presence

He’s all-man

[QUOTE]As big as Mike is he doesn't need to be tall do be a dominating presence

Short men don’t have a dominating presence no matter how muscular they get. He’s still a munchkin.

To R129's post, why does she look like she's wearing rubber tits?

R216, are you a total girlie bottom?

Yea saying that no short person can be dominating is a little silly. 90% of people would find Mike intimidating in real life

Well, regardless of height one of the pursposes of muscularity is looking intimidating.

[QUOTE]90% of people would find Mike intimidating in real life

Only if you’re his height. I’d beat his ass easily.

Yeah right dude

Perhaps we should ogle gay muscle men more...

R223 post one. You certainly won't hear any complaints from me!

Here. R224

I was active on that thread before. I appreciate muscles on any man. Arad is great in action too

MUSCLE matters

MORE!

Incredible

It seems to be true that a lot of bodybuilders are short.

I have read that building and building muscle is sort of more dangerous for tall men because the heart already has to work a little extra because of your height and adding muscle requires that the heart work even more.

Most likely a closet sub bottom.

r230 - actually the top body builders are tall - 6'2" at least. Longer muscles are more aesthetically pleasing. You are right though Men that size are close to 300 lbs of muscle and have to use a lot of drugs to be that huge.

Exactly

Mikes latest

Lordy he is handsome. His face is almost as good as the body

Color me unimpressed.

Is there scientific evidence that steroids age bodybuilders or is it just an impression we get?

Another hot cop

ICE NYff

I really want to be the other guy at r140

Fffh

He is inspiring

^^^ That's a reaction I didn't expect

Steroids in large quantities can cause a lot of problems- used as hormone therapy it can improve skin elasticity and muscle mass in men with low t levels. When you use it for body building you have to take inhuman levels. That is what ages you.

Some bodybuilders seem to have managed to use steroids, grow really big and having their health affected much.

Probably, having medical supervision can make the difference...

I once stopped to ask directions of 4 or 5 cops standing around 57th and 7th. They were the most gorgeous New York cops I've seen and had that hot New York accent going on.

Me too r246! I love NYPD.

Does he flex on his IG? Nothing on Youtube...

Boss

That roidster has access to a GUN?

On Mike's IG story he ominously says he has come under some heat at with the NYPD and he is asking his fans to go on the NYPD facebook page and say nice things about him. That's fucking weird... he doesn't go into detail. He seemed kinda depressed

He has a mean thin mouth.

R251 - where on his IG page?

R253 it was an IG story. Snapchat like clips that last 24 hours. It was 6 in a row of him sitting in his car looking sad. He didn't go into any detail. Just said things aren't going well for him at the department and he could really use help.

I don't think you can link to those stories or I would have.

I would never help him obviously. Jerking off to a deplorable is one thing, helping one keep his job where he has access to a gun and power over people is one another.

Hopefully he gets desperate enough to sell nudes.

R254 - thanks!

He is a cool guy.

He's a deplorable R256

Perhaps he knows about this thread.

Send him this link

We wish to be arrested and bodycavity searched!

Why do you think that R258?

He is a total douchebag.

Met him at the 36th/Madison NYSC and he was holding court in the free weights.

I am not big or muscular by any means but I am lean and In good shape. I walked up and held out my hand for him to shake and told him I was one of his IG followers and he blankly stared at me and turned around, moved some weights around and then looked over at me and said, "can we get some space, trying to work out here"

I feel so stupid for being naive enough to think he was friendly, just wanted to say hey and tel him I like his feed.

By the way, he's 5'5 if that and he has no bulge whatsoever. It's all muscle lol no dick or balls anywhere

well, that's that then

Incredible how muscles can make a man look really tall.

Homosexual Arnold Schwartzenegger is 5'10 at the most.

He is a total douche. Everyone can see it. And he's a deplorable. I have no sympathy for anything he is going through.

I would have been enjoying the view at that gym though. Still sucks he was such an ass R262

Any additional IG stories?

Mike seems happy now. He didn't get fired apparently and is sharing multiple screenshots of random guys praising him for inspiring them. He was also cleared by his doctor to work out again. (He was injured for months) so there's stories of him working out now.

I'm bummed he didn't get fired but I am happy to be able to see him working out daily again

A recent modeling pic. Lordy he is handsome

Agreed it's nice seeing Mike in the gym again regularly

Unlike most cops, if this one ate a donut, he’d probably explode.

What is his height in the metric scale?

Inches and feet are inconvenient.

~170cm maybe less

And Joey Swoll is like 1.71mt from what I've heard...

They look tall in pics.

Mike before and after he was cleared to start working out again. He managed to keep that much muscle without training for 6+ months

No donuts but plenty of steroids!

Beautiful

LOL at Mike saying he hasn't talked about it too much at R275. It's literally all he has talked about for months.

He is so hot

He would look great naked and sweaty on his back with six or seven loads glistening on his chest/abs/cumgutters.

Were they always short or did bodybuilding leave them short?

Uh why be vulgar?

Who are you referring to r282?

Physically fit, mentally ill.

OP Look for more in a guy than a ripped body.

It’s an essential ingredient

He is hot. Do you have to salute him when he flexes. The instagram shit is so out of control. A few pictures- fine- but always leave them wanting more. But if you are a narcissist, there is no turning back. They need compliments and validation all the time.

I could watch him work out for hours

He has to realize that upwards of 80% of his fanbase is gay males and the only point of those videos is wank material

All bodybuilders bodybuild because they have sex in mind in whatever way that feels gratifying: eyes on them, flirting, enticing, seducing, fucking or all these things together at once. Not that sex is the only thing in their minds but sex is alaways a present factor.

Whether or not heterosexual bodybuilders are aware they entice homosexual guys all bodybuilders want to impress men one way or another.

He’s gross, please stop bumping this thread.

R292 - do you see the irony in your post?

He lacks sex appeal.

Not to most

You don't get so many followers when people aren't attracted to you

What's his stack, bro?

I wanna meet this dude

No you don't r298. He's an asshole and a deplorable and wouldn't speak to you anyway

I like guys like him. I couple of friends like him, one a firefighter muscle bro

The only way you'll meet him is if he's arresting your ass

R262 is what would happen if any of us met him in real life.

He only cares about followers, because he can get money from that. He doesn't give a damn about motivating anyone in real life.

I agree he looks good but let's be realistic.

R275 - those nipples need some attention.

Okay

[quote]Total stud. He can cuff me!

Tittering appreciatively at your plentiful wit!

Does he have kids?

Good question

Only kids he needs are his guns. Plus he's probably sterile.

No kids. And no long term relationship. He will post stories with a girl for a bunch of months then it's just a different one randomly one day. None of them seem to last more than 2 or 3 months

He no longer produces enough sperm to conceive

No one here has analysed his semen so impossible to know if he is sterile.

We can read about what steroids do r311

Whe they abuse them R312

He’s natty

HE inspires me to hit the gym

He is a loser who will look gross when he gets old

Unless youre a straight muscle bro with some social media influence, he's not going to give you the time of day. He is very self involved.

Is Joey Swoll as unkind as him?

He's with a different girl every week

Nice

Michael on Good Morning America. He has stayed relevant a shocking amount of time for a Instaho

So, he's short.

I don't like tattoos. I don't like huge builds. I like a slim guy with a natural body.

I love shorter bodybuilders (I'm 6' 2").

I can grab the pickle jar off the top shelf; he can open it for me.

R324 rather than open it for you he would film 12 IG stories lamenting how no one is strong anymore and everyone but him is out of shape so you should sign up for his programs

R325 - as long as he posts the stories AFTER he opens the pickle jar, fine by me. I'd take it out on him in bed.

This thread is useless without the nightstick.

Michael fully recovered from his injury and looking sexier than ever

Slim guys with natural bodies are the most attractive. No tattoos , no piercings, no rings and no shaved pubic hair.

^nah. It's hot muscle men like Mike

Why so single?

He dates quite a bit.

Not in 2018, r329

Some people may say these guys are o big, but the truth is that massive muscle men/bodybuilders are pure sex appeal for a lot of people. Any super heavyweight bodybuilder could tell you how their muscles have placed them at the top in terms of sex appeal and this is in part the reason why many of them have high egos.

They always laugh at people who say they look gross because what they experience on a daily basis is the opposite of what those people say about them.

Hmmm.

Nice

Recent workout footage from IG

Boss 💪🏾

Yo, I need to meet him

R335 - gotta say I'd take the guy on the left.

Nah their bodies are maybe equal but Mike is way more handsome

I don't think he wants to meet gay fans... I don't know him but judging from perceived attitude I think he would feel embarrassed if gay fans showed up in front of him.

Does Sargent Steroid have access to a gun?

Pretty sure this guy voted for Trump

R344 he absolutely is a republican and is fairly open about it on IG

and you know he has a little dick and shaved pubes

Honestly I don't even need his dick to be average when the rest of him looks like that

It's not just his body, his face is equally hot. But he's too short to be absolutely perfect.

I agree he's extremely handsome, and has all the classically masculine features. That's just lucky genetics

Stomach-turning.

The ideal man

Either bad choice in shirt or he actually wanted to draw attention to his muscle chest.

Hotttt

Here he is with Tasty -- they make him a 30 lb donut.

He is a boring bodybuilder. He seems to lack the exhibitionism and teasing factor most of his collegues seem to have.

Another heterosexual male being drooled over at Datalounge...next.

He's also a Trump supporter

R355 - I'm assuming that his superiors at the police department put a kibosh on that.

As a non-native speaker of English I have no idea what a kibosh possibly is but I get what you mean. R358

Absolutely gorgeous man. Face and body.

He was almost fired by the NYPD a year or so ago. No idea why he wouldn't say. He just asked all his followers to tweet and comment support for him and even to direct it at the NYPD social media. The whole episode was kind of bizarre. Then it all seemed to blow over

r360-Stop with the GORGEOUS that cop has got and UGLY STEROIDAL body. That Tenafly N.J. cop who was very polite to that FRAU BITCH -now he is VERY GOOD LOOKING.

I love his body r361

I guess he's your fantasy guy. I don't like tattoos and I like guys with slim , natural bodies-No tattoos, no piercings, no rings and no shaved public hair.

Damn, he looks almost exactly like this rent boy I used to hire in Orlando, FL. That dude had the most beautiful dick I'd ever seen. Right at eight and a half inches, uncut with a perfect mushroom glans. Sadly, he retired.

He’s so hot

Handsome too

Would care/like it if women objectified you as a muscular homosexual man?

R367 no I wouldn't care, why would I? And if it did bother me I certainly wouldn't put videos of myself half naked all over social media.

Are you a woman?

Would you be invested in enticing women (money or not involved) with your body to please them sexually being a gay man?

R88. In other words female versions of him. Vain and stupid dolls

He's one of those delusional straight guys on instagram who'll post shirtless pictures with the expectation that only women will pay attention.

Is he a shortie ?

R371 women in general do not pay attention to a well sculpted man.

I'm guessing he's about 5'5 or 5'6, R372

This says he's 5'9"

Overcompensating for his height

Gross tats. Another self-absorbed, insecure narcissist.

What’s that on his pit ?

Does he also shoot unarmed black men?

R371 He knows his fanbase is gay lol. He has gone on WWHL to promote himself.

I've followed him for a while. He's hot dumb dumb as rocks, and a Trumper

A perfect 10

What is WWHL?

Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen

He has never competed in bodybuilding, right? Not getting the first place would harm the ego.

Babe

R386 and thank goodness for that. He'd be insufferable if he lost. Dozens of posts about how the judges and the entire sport of bodybuilding is crap.

No better for him to just flaunt himself with no standards in mind

I mean, more than the whining I think he wouldn't be willing to compromise the alpha male aura by not getting the first place. I feel this is the case with many IG bodybuilders who try to be seen as alpha males at the top of the scale. They couldn't sustain that image if they don't get the first place in a competition that basically judges and rewards male sex appeal R388

You see one stud NYPD cop ya seen them all

Doesn't the US police body think their members participating in beauty contests that even demand near nudity is obscene and detrimental for the image of their institution?

He, the masculine.

This feels caricaturesque a little bit.

Physically at least, you have to admit he's the perfect guy

R392 scouting out minorities.

Perfect guy if you like a psycho narcissistic cop on steroids. NO THANKS.

R395 I said physically.

Also LOL to R394 as dark as that is

He went to my high school. He was my teenage crush, but straight as an arrow, sadly.

I believe he is straight, he doesn't ping even a little. What was he like in highschool r397? Was he popular? Was he a narcissist even then?

He'll do for my cop fantasy.

He was popular and muscular even in high school. I wouldn't day narcissistic, he was always very nice.

wouldn't *say, not day.

I can't decide whether it would have been great or horribly frustrating to go to school with someone who looked like that when I was a young, confused gayling.

It was frustrating trust me, haha.

DL sleuths above said he has small meat.

Ah R4, showing us you think WITH your dick. ROIDS+COP= DISASTER. He looks like such a douchebag douche bro....with chicken legs lmfao!!!!!

R11 I shall fight for your good and most noble honor for you made me LAUGH until I blacked out lol!

R403 Any good stories?

Does he have, or ever publicly had, a girlfriend?

R408 He regularly parades his Girl of the Week© on his IG

Ah okay, so this is the GF:

He had a different one for a while last year.

Wonder if he'll vote Trump in 2020

Even fully clothed, he's goegeous

Handsome man. Shame about the steroid looking body and tattoos. Wonder if he's a nice guy?

His tired and infantile provocation with the toxic masculinity irony makes him look like an asshole.

His toxic masculinity is what makes him so hot. He knows he's a caricature of a right wing chauvanist douche. And he doesn't care. He's happy with who he is and the way he looks

I like him

But he may not like gays. These men who embrace the toxic masculinity thing are usually afraid of gays due to the implication of unmanliness.

Depends. Some are okay with masculine guys

He did WWHL which is an overwhelmingly gay audience. Also most of his IG is men aggressively flirting with him lol. I doubt he minds the attention. It's not like he competes and considers himself an athlete. He works out just to post photos online lol

He likes gays. Just from a distance.

He enjoys gay men oogling him and telling him how great he is. I doubt he'd appreciate being flirted with in real life.

Handsome

How do you know that? R422

Just because gay men leave them comments on IG doesn't mean he craves or genuinely enjoys that attention.

His lips, especially the top lip, are pretty thin. I'm surprised nobody has pointed that out.

R424 look at his IG. Its all pictures of himself with men thirsting in comments. What possible reason could he have for doing this if he didn't enjoy it?

[quote]He did WWHL

What Would Henrietta Like?

The liplessness makes him look more severe. If he had full lips he wouldn't be able to cut such an angular figure.

Most aesthetics and muscle bros love being told they are hot, whether by a dude or chick. They only object when people whom They are not attracted to become vulgar, too forward, or try to take it to the next level. They love one-way admiration and praises.

R429 I mostly agree. I have only found this not to be the case with some people who participate in actual bodybuilding shows. Some of them don't do it out of vanity but think of themselves as serious athletes. Sometimes guys like that really don'0t want any praise on IG at all. Obviously Mike doesn't fall into that category

He looks to be about 5'6"-5'5"

I'm afraid that's literally impossible. Men pursuing to enhance their secondary sex characteristics for exhibition is inherently sexual. We can agree that for some sexualization/self-objectification/getting laid more is more relevant than for others, but sexualization/sex appeal is a goal for all bodybuilders. R430

r432 one of my coworkers body builds in local shows and I can assure you that he personally at least does not think about it that way. He used to play a lot of sports in college and he told me he thinks about it the same was as he thought about swimming or basketball. He just needs to be competing in something to stay grounded and disciplined

There definitely are people who think about it more the way you're descibing but it's not universal.

True

I think we have a disagreement here. Every man who bodybuilds pursues sexual gratification one way or another to any extent. Obviously people won't reveal all their motivations and impulses even to their closest friends; they don't have to. But bodybuilding and sex are inseparably connected. Even normal looking people try to highlight their best physical qualities to look good. R433

So many men on Instagram have big but unnatural looking bodies. Totally not sexy when perfection is the goal.

Oh gosh. The Secondary Sex Characteristics Troll had to show up.🙄

Short, no lips, and forehead covered in wrinkles.

He did a charity trip in Haiti and some of the posts were legitimately heartwarming. I struggled to be cynical

Another

Perfect

Overly muscled, overly tattooed, and overly straight.

NEXT!

Yeah, he couldn't care less about gays.

Bump

Bump bitch at R444.