Hot Cocks 2018

How many fake things can you spot in the OP's post (a.k.a. what Highlights magazine never taught you)?

Yowza!

this ripped jockboy

↓ ↓ ↓ ↓

R2 is impressive but honestly, what can you do with a dick that big? You'd have to be a gaping bottom or be able to unhinge your jaw like a snake to make use of that.

Just chilling with his buddies

cockpit. lol

Breakfast Sausage

Cody Christian 1

Cody Christian 2

Sign #433 that I'm old: why is r5 seated on a couch with no pants? I don't care how many sheets they've used to cover the spooge, I'm uncomfortable with nekkid people sitting on the furniture.

r10 That's why they make plastic slipcovers, dear.

I never remember men being so good looking in my day. Yes please OP.

R10 you reminded me of an old joke: how do you make a gay man scream during sex?

...

Wipe your hands on the drapes.

PLEASE F/F THE CHRISTIAN MISSIONARY @ r14 WHO THINKS DATALOUNGE IS THE APPROPRIATE PLACE FOR SEX HATRED AND DENYING HUMAN NEEDS.

The Bible is for church, prudes, and people who don't want sex and would rather the human race go extinct.

I DON'T COME INTO YOUR CHURCH AND SLAP MY HARD DICK IN YOUR FACE, SO KINDLY PISS OFF. Go waste your imaginary God's time.

i want to smell their musk

R15 lol that they think the Bible verse is serious

Triggered, daddy must of been a preacher

Shut up, r17.

Datalounge has been flooded with conservative preachers for the last couple of years. Actual "tsssk tssssking" from pearl-clutching prisspots, complete with other Bible quotes.

I'm sick and tired of it -- this used to be a place for sex-positive gays.

that is a pretty hot pic in R 7

sorry I meant R6 (the guy licking getting ready to suck again)

Devin Franco

You like watching it dance?

Meanwhile, at the urinals...

This guy!

Where is r5 from? I want to see it all.

Very nice, I bet he drips a lot.

Where is r5 from?

Are there any reverse image search engines that work for porn or gifs? I tried a few but none worked on that pic.

R5 is Cole from Fratmen.com/Fratpad...he also did gay porn for Gayhoopla as 'Cole Money'

...aaand R23 urinal for the WIN!

Thanks r28!

Fucking hot sluts!

R5 R28 Thanks. I knew he looked familiar but had trouble placing him.

R23...the best hands down!!

Agreed. R23 wins!!!

Whoever he is, he has everyone's attention.

Who is the guy in OP's pic?

Its a photoshop of Henry Cavills head on a pornstars body

Thanks, R37. Too bad, I thought he was very hot! Any pics of the real porn star?

Im not a pornstar enthusiast, but it shouldnt be too hard r38....the tatoo is recognizable....ive seen it before myself....I just dont know who it is.

Uh, why is guy taking piss at urinal the designated favorite?

No idea. Completely unhot and unremarkable.

casting a shadow

Thomas Daley

Love a nice pink flared helmet!

R15 take a Xanax!

R35 is a classic!

I dunno R13 you won me!

No cut cock is hot. There's something missing.

Gay porn star Lee Ryder from back in the day.

More Lee.

Wow Lee has a beautiful dick. Any scenes you could recommend?

any pix of men with pussyholes?

they do exist, men born with pussy.

new rage: men with pussy replaced where once was dick. they get all that str8 meat up in them.

r49, wrong thread. This thread is titled "Hot Cocks 2018."

Yuk that is gross. ...it looks like they had there sick chopped off. Not hot !

Those men with Pussy are hot. I'd like to meet men like this

Psalm 23:4: "...Thy Rod and Thy Staff, they comfort me.."

didnt even bother to photoshop the dick shadow off his leg.

Sharp R59

r38 r39 - that tat looks like Cody Cummings...

all dressed up and some place to go

[R35] That picture was taken at "The Club Fort Lauderdale" bath house.

[quote] Wow Lee has a beautiful dick. Any scenes you could recommend

This one! Lee splits Jon King's hole in "Screenplay". I imagine Jon had trouble walking after that scene was over. But he certainly seemed to enjoy that routing.

Sex is Dirty!

Lee Ryder lettin' it all hang out.

It wants out.

Periscope.

Rub the magic genie.

ya git all that str8 meat if u have ur cock turned into a vag...

he slapped her

yummmmm

I can appreciate a big dick in pictures.....but in reality- i can't.

......

R10 clearly hasn't had sex since Reagan's first term.

R74, that cock and those low-slung tits are FABULOUS

yes he's beautiful

MORE of him!

NICE cock

I love watching dudes get handjobs

James

R80 The money shot!

I knew Jon King (real name John Gaines) for several years. He had just gotten out of prison where he had been raped by 7 black guys when I met him.He was suing the dept of corrections so they let him out with time served if he dropped it,wich he did.He told me they called him "super punk" because of his build.He was one of the sweetest,most lost men I ever met.When I met him he was with a guy named Darryl,who was a total asshole (but a rich one).The last time I talked to John on the phone I think he was living in Arizona and was very ill with aids.I knew he had done porn because he told me he had but I had never seen any.He tried like hell to sleep with me AND my husband,but you had to know him to not take it personally.He slept with ANYBODY. May he rest in peace.

I've had sex with several porn stars. They are, without exception, sex addicts. Fun though. Sex maniacs make great sex partners.

What is going on with the balls on the guy in R22? It looks like he might be one of those 3x Balls 3! guys. Not great looking, no body - but he still got me hot. The dick is a beauty. He's just got one of those pervy, creepy vibes that sometimes gets to me. And I do appreciate his "You like watching it dance?" phrase. Creepy hot.

he's got a cockring

Hot!

chew it!

damn that is one big dick

R88 just does not look sexy to me, he looks like he is eating a corndog not giving a blowjob.

damn, man!

Is a big cock really that hard to take in? I remember ny first was above average girth and length and it turned out nice. What if you only ride 3/4 of it or something? lol. Not really into small/slim ones. I really like thickness.

As an old bottom I used to hire a hustler I had known for about 10 years until he decided he was done with it ,I guess reaching his 30s and having a kid made him reevaluate ,but he knew this other guy who still indulged occasionally and he set up a meet. The other guy had a HUGE cock,not exaggerating,that thing was 10 thick inches easily. I arranged for us to get together ,and Im here to tell you,once he started fucking me i literally went numb from the waist down! He was a great fuck,but honestly,I cant say I enjoyed it all that much (though I did let him fuck me twice more) . I had spent my whole life pursuing big cocks but pretty much decided that was it for ones THAT goddamn big. It took days before I could even get a hard on,and a week before it stopped hurting. Had I not been drunk it wouldnt have happened,it was too much all the way around.

R93, I can't stand thickness. They hurt like hell going in anally, and I can't open my mouth wide enough to take them orally. Girth is the enemy for me. But they sure are nice to look at and handle. But yeah, no way I'm actually having SEX with any of these "hung thick" guys. Ugh. NO.

How are there people who like musky dicks?!? Ugh these eldergays... I'm sure they like drinking their piss too.

[R95] I like girth because it makes me feel full and thats how I orgasm nicely. Stick cock just makes me feel as if someone was fingering me.

I LOVE choking on a thick cock

R96 Not everyone wants to be with someone who tastes like a clean diaper - sanitized and without any flavor.

OMG R97,thats so true ! I briefly dated this guy who was cute as a button,but had a 5 inch pencil. He never got the joke when,out of desperation,I would call him up and say "Can you pencil me in?" Ugh,those are the worst.

I love cocks though

So far my experience with dicks has sucked, almost all have been stinky (specially groin ewgh!), odd shaped, pencil, yucky texture when sucking, etc. So when I notice that my sex drive dies and they wonder why I never got horny, is because they have shitty equipment. Only one has been decent: no smell at all, good girth and length, head texture just fine I actually liked giving him oral unlike the others, and good overall. And this last one was a foreigner LOL.

r102 where the hell do you troll for cock? bus stations?

R102 Aim higher, gurl

sexy

I trolled for cock in grindr. All of the guys I met looked awfully different in person and whatnot. I am nowhere near ugly to be desperate so I stopped using that shit app a year ago (I even remember going through 200 chats and none looked decent, and if they had a nice body they had a raped anus face). It's not that easy to date in real life when people assume you're straight , but where I live it's the same for a looot of people. You will almost never see a masculine guy out (they will all say they like women) every single guy out and about is fem. Yeah, homophobia isn't a problem in my country, but self loathing is.

start your day with a sip of this

Gorgeous

Big boy.

r106 nobody promised you a rose garden. Sounds like you are not turned on by guys or cock. Why bother being gay?

mouthful

Mouth-watering...

BALLS!

juicy

plop!

Inspection time boys...

R116 I blew several dozen loads to that brazilian. He's a minuscule man with an enormous cock. Only made about 3 videos.

Whopper.

shower time

sexy time

R121, if you post direct links, you don't have that stupid log-on thing.

More mouth-watering

Getting a handle on things.

R122, if you have a Tumblr account, you can make the excruciating effort of clicking the link and seeing the actual page, thereby possibly enjoying other posts on the same Tumblr blog.

But that's too difficult for you, since you need to vicariously view porn on this website while at your job, or on a computer where mommy notices your browsing history, so we understand your special needs.

It's called multitasking, R122.

R125 is kind of an idiot. Forcing people to create tumblr accounts when you're perfectly capable of linking directly to the picture like everyone else in the thread, and then trying to make your incapacity at doing it right everyone ELSE'S problem makes you an asshole.

how nude am i?

I miss this guy

Is he dead, r129?

No, he just stopped posing nude, became a total hipster and uglied himself up and then dropped off the face of the planet.

He used to be very popular here... had multiple maxed-out threads dedicated to him.

We really did love this guy at one time:

Hot cock

Damn I want to play with this one

We really do miss this guy

incredible what's his name?

......

.....

that's what I LIKE

'80's porn star, Lee Ryder. Incredible cock.

More of Lee and his magic snake.

he's sexy

R136, that's Quinn Jackson (and there were multiple theads called "We really still love this guy" or some variation thereof on this thread LOADED with pics)

we really do!

handful

just the tipppppppppppppppp

What ever happened to Ken Ryker? He was the most beautiful man ever in porn

he retired

Dear god... it's huge...

R150 surely fake

R150 besides the visual and shock appeal, what's the point of a dick that big - you can't really suck it and you sure can't have it fuck you.

Maybe it's nice to jerk off, or maybe it's nice to curl up with on a cold winter's night.

does it make breakfast?

It IS breakfast.

Step aside bitches and I'll show you exactly how to take care of that glorious hog leg in R150!

Far too big. Give me 6-7 inches, and I am content.

DAMN!

rising.....

POP and fresh

R158 It's taken on a life of its own!

R157 looks familiar.

Love gifs like R158!

towering

He wants to come out and play.

It's loaded and ready to fire......

Sausage.

Wants that bulge.

Peto Coast.

he shoot, he scores

dingdongs

R167, who is he?

mystery!

Peto Coast again.

I can see their dirtypillows...

[quote]r90 [R88] just does not look sexy to me, he looks like he is eating a corndog not giving a blowjob.

I know. I was just thinking, "Uggh....is that wrapped in [italic]filo pastry???"

YUMMMO

sock meat

R171 I hope this link works!

douchey

hot damn! (slurp)

shaved to the bone

don't you mean BONER?

r180 Proof that shaving the hair on your dick makes you look like a freak.

LONG dong

i prefer unshaven, but i would not say no to that big cock.

rise and shine

how to keep 'em back on the farm

redhead

Enjoy

relaxing

We won!

Look at me

Good to the last drop

Nibble

All dressed up

Nibble 2

Ding dong

One

Two.

Three

A thing of beauty is a joy forever

I could look at them all day. Well, I guess that's what I'm doing on Chaturbate.

R187 R190 so hot!

[quote][R187] [R190] so hot!

Hot and fake.

fake? how so?

They don't look fake to me. And I'm an expert cock researcher.

R188 is the fakest, worst photoshop ever.

I love cockcs

i guess r207 is the only real cock appraiser on this thread. she knows fakes!

I know COCKS

i Like cocks

oh my!

I like his tits and his unshaved cock

College lad.

Healthy.

Uncut.

sexy studs

R214 Has an underbite, so not good enough for DL ladies.

very kissable lips though

Who is the bearded guy at R190?

Lick it.

Daddy loves cock

I'd suck it.

Still the hottest cock ever photographed

Meaty

I like it

Fuck yeah

nice, whats' the small red object in the right corner?

R227 Beautiful!!

jizz

muscles

boner

bounce

those are some amazing nuts

thick and flaccid

comparing notes

hard on

study

R224 - rando or known porn star? Thanks

R239, how do you not know Pavel Novotny at a glance?

He's older in that pic. Thanks.

Indickator.

HUGE!

Is he signalling for a left turn?

black and beautiful

can you handle it?

sexy pup

R247 I love a pale cock! Nice white head.

blond or bruin

world cup celebration

healthy boys. who are they?

That's one for the 'flaccid dicks' thread... HAWT.

(sadly, the guys in the second row are covering up)

Gulp.

Bulge.

Tight pants, nice package.

... and no cock.

This might pass for the VPL thread but not here.

Merman.

hot cock

hot young guy

hard

you're so vein

on the train

Kirk Gauguin

skin

skin

massive

daddy

Enrique Vera

alpha

lickable

two.

glide

'night

COCKY fun

very hot

LONG dong

yummmmmmmmmmmmm

juicy

sexy

R258 is one of my favorite pics in this thread...

I love R277

big ding dongs

Very hot and ready for action.

Close up.

sex studs

Great pics. More!

Uncut and getting ready.

Gulp!

Several of the recent pics posted are photo shopped. But anyway, nice try.

red sky in morning...

Hot Daddy cock.

Lucky!

Blond at R296 is dickmatized.

There should have been a questionnaire for all you posters: Who has sucked the most cock in your family? A. You B. Your grandmother C. Your mother D. Your 12 year old kid sister. I bet it’s a toss up between grandma and mother, with kid sister not too far behind.

well, r298 i average 30 to 50 cocks a year. most are located on new to me men. yes i'm a slut.

sexy cocks

Smoking erection.

Boing!

Sex on the beach.

I like the hat. What nationality? Possibly Arab.

Snake charmer.

Monster Cock

he's famous

Anybody know who r306 is ?

Rock hard

Damn, brah!

I don't know who this cock belongs to, but damn, I just want to play with it for HOURS....

Tom Lawson

r312 I love the idiot commenter who says "All-American pure meat." Did he not notice either the British accent or the "English Lads" logo on the video?

R313, the commenter must not be a native English speaker and didn't notice the "English Lads" logo. That's the only explanation I can think of.

In any case, Tom Lawson is HAF!

So Fucking hot...

More of him... anyone know who he is?

R316 Why are you posting thumbnails?

The whole package deal.

Cute and sexy.

R287 is a handsome lad.

R317... better? Still an open question: Anyone know who he is?

Who is this guy... he's fucking hot. I can't remember where I've seen him before:

One of my favorite porn stars, from one of my favorite porn scenes

HOT latino guy.

R324's ink gave my Firefox the following warning:

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Monster Cock

Hot!

NOT shy.

If I had THAT between my legs, I wouldn't be shy about showing it off either!

Yum....

Hot locker room cock

I'm bumping this shit. Sorry.

Frot fun.

Stroking.

Bed humping.

Aroused...….

Back on topic... a thing of beauty

Something to be proud of

Shaved hotness

The love gun is in pre cum mode.

Sexy little bastard.

feed me!

R337 Beautiful....

1 of 3

2 of 3

3 of 3

Zac Dehaan

....

Zac Dehaan

Trystan Bull

Adam James Court

Hot Cock

^^ hot guy, too

sizzling!

hotness personified!

Thick and beautiful.

Would love to know who R357 is, and how to see more of him.

Banana for scale!

R358 yes, waiting for a mouth

cock really is an amazing thing

as i look to the future.....

R64, I wonder if they were both already positive.

R364 Jon was a friend of mine and in 1984 he had just gotten out of prison where he had been raped by 7 guys. Later he swore that was where he became poz. Of course,I immediately pointed out to him the 7000 other dicks he had before and after prison.That being said,he was the sweetest,most fucked up man ever.

delicious

WATCH OUT!

DAMN, that's a big floppy cock!

R367 Looks like a sea serpent!

stroke my face!

what a horny slut!

yes! Please!

R372 looks like a power bottom waiting to be fisted.

R372 This dude's name escapes me. Anyone?

slutty McWreckedHole

r374 It's veteran character actor Charles Durning.

he's hot, and slutty

It's Quinn Jaxon.

he has WAY more tattoos

splash guard?

Damn...

That guy's dick is bulging on the side like it's about to have a blowout.

isn't a "blow out" the reason you are sucking on that big ol' cock in the first place?

r381 Mmmm...disinfectant.

clean as a whistle

Why are whistles inherently clean?

North by northwest

multi-tasking

muscle fuck

on the floor

morning boner

finger slide

last drop

rays

with/without

pda.

lean

....

Navy

lick

white shirt

cock and abs

earlier cock show

100% modern fake.

....

apple cheeked young man! ^

so hot its melting!

gingers are all sex fiends

Perfect Cock!

R405, yes. Among other things, the hatching used to model the limbs, and the face depictions too.

....

....

if r412 cannot get "fully hard" at his young age.... damn will he have to viagra it up later!

R414, if only he'd seen you, he'd be hard as a rock.

you got that right! ^

Hot and hard.

Front and back.

In!!

Young and hard.

....

sexy!

what erection?

cocky fuck

r426=porn star Sean Xavier

sexy slut

Beautiful....

tumescent

Bel Gris

hot everything

Nice set.

Get a leg up!

sticking out

just the tip!

hairy and hung

I would be so all over this if I could...

R437, WOW!!!!!

R437 is the perfect man ! Hairy black guys drive me wild.

he's exceptional

presenting while getting fucked

R410 actually is perfect.

R442 didn't understand the assignment.

perfect

Gorgeous.

Did anyone see that music video with a naked Jay Mohr taking a shower outdoors...WOW.

friends

Beautiful

WHERE is the jay shot

Kevin

I do

R448, ebony and ivory!

the color of money!

Can we get a name on R356?? TIA.

a Whopper

NUDIST!

yuck ^

here be monsters

R459, maybe not your type, but the cock is amazing

Frenz

Bad boy look.

bad boy ?

he's a cream puff

R465 Whatever he is, he's delicious!!!

r466, sure thing, his dildos were very popular

manly,

hung

nice, twice

hot damn

jesse santana, but he's been morphed

bear naked

nice and hung

very charlie's angels of him

Hot cock

I've had the good fortune to have held jesse santana's cock in my hand... and it's plenty big enough without the need for morphing or photoshopping.

he looks enormous, is he short?

play safe, men!

That ain't a condom he's putting on, R482.

stand up! stand up!

Handsome and well endowed

I like how stacked he is

It'd look better with pubes, but it's still a hot cock:

with its own on and off switches! ^

big nips, big cock

the strong shall rise!

yes, please!

see no evil, ....taste some evil!

sinners repent!

Hot cock

dressed for success

hot and hairy

sideways

depends on your angle of attack ^

R496 Those new Gap adverts are starting to get a bit racey!

GAP!

Holy fuck R5. Who is that and what porno is that from? mmmmmm

Reposting R5's gif

R503, that's Cole Money and I believe it's from FratPad. I've never seen the actual video, just the GIF, sadly.

he's a sexy slut

The result of a hot cock

Shoot it.

shocking discovery

Geyser

sexy except for the tattoos

Lonsdale

selfie

sucking and fucking

Daddy cum

Can we please stay on topic? This isn't the HOT GIFs, or GUYS CUMMING, or SELF-SUCKING, or FACES COVERED IN CUM thread.

This is the "Hot Cocks" thread.

Daddy fuck

on the floor

on the floor 2

happy cock

Executive cock

dripping

vintage

take it out

twosome

Daddy's pre

R507, no, he's just not very adept at handling the squeeze bottle of Elmer's Glue he's using for his crafts project.

from Chaturbate

vascularity

what a blast

two.

throbbing

-------

Now THIS is a HOT cock!

Not everyone is into oversized dicks.

R511 is exactly my type ! Oh , the unspeakable depravity id let him inflict on my throbbing,gaping hole !

So hot. So beautiful. So enticing.

[quote] Not everyone is into oversized dicks.

More for the rest of us, Mary

breakfast

....

nerd rocket

r539 That cock is breakfast, lunch, dinner and a midnight snack!

open up

Just a hunch but I don't think the guy at R541 is a real nerd.

It got my face.

oh that dick

the reveal

young cock

run...

Attack of The One Eyed Monsters!!! ^^^

younger cock

....

young, blond, veiny

From which one do you want to drink?

dirty jock

open urinals! no fucking urinal dividers.

R555 is Ryan Kutcher aka Patrick Cz aka Patrick Giz aka Christian.

all natural cock

To be truly hot a cock must be natural. Mutilation is never sexy. I understand you have had no choice in the matter and have to justify it every which way. It only perpetuates an ugly practice.

hard

big one

fat cock, cute boy ruined by tattoos

we see you

white shirt

swing

big and low

shine

La Ville

all on the table

Here's one

Another picture of the Fuckin' Hot dick.

b&w.

thick

curved

3155

pink T

nibble the tip

all natural, veiny

cum blast

beauty

suck on it

slipped out

ding dong

Cum Shower

Sunday cock

sploosh

DAMN!

just another day at the office....

damn tasty!

lets measure the results

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too soon

R588, another day at the office backroom

[quote]too soon

Nah. They're selling Christmas trees and decorations at my local department store already.

not in mine, they have pumpkins

perfection

R595 is just beautiful. Every inch of him.