Is there a specific ‘look’ that irritates the shit out of you?

OP -- you're a philistine.

Strong Black women.

Can't wait for the long beard fad to pass...

I have a very round head. I shaved it once. I hate my head.

What's your problem OP??

Lookalike straight clone jock types. Yeah we get it. Your hot and unattainable.

That's not a round head R5. Stanley has a long head. You should see mine shaved for a textbook example of a round head. You wouldn't leave Stanley for me.

Drag queen makeup on young women during the day, and the Bert (of Bert and Ernie) eyebrows.

I think some men look great bald. My bf's hair started thinning so one day he said "fuck it" and shaved it. He has a nice head.

[quote]conoletely

I looked that up, thinking I would learn a new word. I did not.

I don't like the shadow beard. Either beard or clean shaven. The grizz makes you look like a lazy hobo.

R10 beat me to it. I thought it was some new hipster word.

R10 Isn't it?

Men who go around with cunt juice hanging from their face. Yuck. Straight men who dress provocatively and sneer at gays. Attitude queens with elaborate coiffed hair, the Barneys, Nordstroms queen types. Millenials men who wear makeup. We can tell, dolls. Overly masculine athletic types, like many pro athletes. Straight men in general.

[quote]Men who go around with cunt juice hanging from their face.

Is this a particular problem where you live? I confess, I've never seen this in public. Are you privy to their bedrooms or what?

Fucking Fedoras. Please. Soccer slides. Please. Hipster ANYTHING.

Covfefe bald guys with big glasses.

R15 it's symbolic for the hard core straight dudes who would never get with a guy. You can practically see the vag drippings on their lips. And they love it. Nasty fuckers.

I think the vast DL multitude was waiting to swoop down on conoletely and now covfefe has shown up too! In terms of OP's question. Anyone who is too put together in their look

I have walked around with cum and ass juice on my face I admit. I'm nasty too.

R19 is jealous that he didn't get to correct the OP's misspelling.

Plucked, waxed and manscaped to within an inch of their lives. Sprout a little hair guys, you're not prepubertal boys.

You just described my dentist OP. He's been wearing that look for five years and if he weren't such a great dentist I would have left his office years ago.

I hate the boardshorts look. What's wrong with speedos I ask you. Boardshorts never look good on anybody.

Urban Lumbersexuals.

I too looked up that word....

winged eyeliner

Wearing a baseball cap (or similar) ass backwards - this is such a Duffus look!!

Men in their 40s or 50s who dress like 12 year old boys--Nike's, baseball cap, baggy jeans, team jersey. Grow up.

I don't the "shaved sides with long top lock" look. So many of my gay friends have this look. Why would someone want to look like a clone of everyone else?

Whatever vocal fryers are wearing at the moment they open their mouths.

Red MAGA caps. Board shorts. Separately or together, these items spell LOSER.

Balding guys shaving their heads. I don't mind balding guys but shaved heads look gross.

Waxed or plucked eyebrows. I'd rather a unibrow than that.

Blond or ginger men.

NO.

Tons of tattoos.

Guys that wear those rachet ass beanies 24/7.

More for me, R33. I think shaved balding heads look great.

Mark Strong is one sexy guy who shaves his head.

Shaved pubes. I feel like I'm fucking in the cancer ward.

FUCKING SKINNY JEANS

Dead eyes and pointy chins.

The Cole Whittle Look.

Fuck off r38! Shaved heads look, gross.

Islamic garb. It represents idiocy of the highest order.

Like this?

I second the shaved bodyhair look, not just pubes. Feels like fucking a RealDoll.

Shaved head guys with goatees.

I could kill every one of them.

Untucked shirts on men.

Never go to Philadelphia then OP.

Boat shoes

Have you sought help for your anger problem, OP?

Sharpie eyebrows.

Way overdrawn eyebrows.

Heavily angled photos, with 'kind' (to put it charitably) lighting, on a face with makeup applied with a trowel -- thus obscuring what the person really looks like.

Sucking in the cheeks, and duck lips still haven't gone away (I thought they would've by now).

What a mess.

R49 When does one tuck or untuck shirts?

I can't believe people even notice some of this shit. I have no idea, for example, who tucked his shirt or not. Or who's wearing boat shoes. Small minds = small brains.

Sometimes R29 they wear khaki shorts with a cellphone hanging on their waist. I was watching some "little league" parent videos and 90% of the Dads were dressed like this as they waddled towards the fracas. Oh and add "chunky" to the list.

any kind of dyed hair that isn't a natural hue----it is no longer makes one original or rebellious

Some of us have naturally hued hair that doesn't turn grey even in our 70s.

Black skin.

Women's blouses/tops/sweaters with the 'cold shoulder' thing. Every. Single .Female. I've. Seen. wearing that 'style' is either obese or trailer trash. Usually both.

Guys with ratty-looking feet. Gross. Moobs and beer-guts.

Goatees make men's' faces look like animal butts.

Orange skin

The he man beards on pro athletes. It's gross.

I️ live in Texas and I’ve never seen anyone wearing a MAGA hat.

Guys who show off their hair with all kinds of crap to make it stick up, and have the sides buzzed down.

R50, I’m bald, have a beard, wear dark framed glasses and I’m in Philadelphia. Maybe we’ll run into each other in Washington Square West - Gayborhood.

As for OP, what’s your style? What do you look like?

Manbuns; I hate that look. It totally ruins a man’s looks.

R63, Men's faces ARE animal butts.

God, YES R69! I see a guy with a man bun and I want to go up and slap the shit out of him, "just because." Have these people no idea how really, really stupid they look?

Attractive guys who make themselves ugly with facial or neck tats or enlarged earlobes. Nothing about that is appealing to 95% of people. They were gifted with great faces and they make themselves look hideous.

"Goth" looks, on anyone over early 20s, at the latest.

Excessive cleavage, with the excuse that they are just so luscious, they just can't help it. The excuse thing bothers me the most, as I do know busty women that manage not to have their breasts falling out of their shirts, unless intended.

Women with the smokey eye makeup, I have yet to see a single woman that looks more attractive with that look.

The local sports fanatic look: baseball hat, jersey, lettean jacket, team colors, etc. People who dress like this outside of attending a sporting event look working/lower class.

Yuppie Flower Girl

You see this a lot at farmer's markets.

Guys who have overly groomed eyebrows, it just never looks right.

"Overly groomed," by definition, doesn't look right.

[quote] Men who go around with cunt juice hanging from their face. Yuck.

What does this even mean???

Young women who put their hair up in a granny bun - it just screams "piss off, I'm PMS-ing".

Ripped jeans on women 35+. Ladies, we did that the first time around, why are we trend-following in our more mature age?

Ripped jeans on ANYONE

I see a lot of this type, and it kind of sets me off.... heavy set female, late teens or early 20's, driving sub compact car, usually white in color with tons of pink and purple beads hanging from the mirror, various bumper stickers on the back, driving in a pissed off aggressive manner, smoking on a cig, window down, music blaring.

T-shirt worn over long-sleeve button down, sun visor, fanny pack, New Balance sneakers.

There's definitely a Herr version of that.

Angry old white men dressed by their wives.

Grampanimals?

Shaved hairlines.

Dude chill out. You don't need to be attacking anybody over anything. Glasses and haircut? Smoke some herb and lookaway. Seriously

r62 wins. Thread closed.

Wondering what about the posters' "looks" would drive people to want to punch them in their mouths...

I hate to be that troll, but this thread is loaded with fussy, femmy, pushy bottoms.

That wasn't the question, now was it, R90?

Confess...You have a big bushy beard, hipster glasses, skinny jeans/skinny blue suits that you wear with bad brown shoes. correct? You also wear a man bun on M-W-F, right?

I hate the long sleeve under short sleeve--just wear a fucking long sleeve shirt and a sweater over it, if you're a shivering sheep (the red hot chilli peppers guy always wears that shit, especially with contrasting colors)

R93 - like Sheldon on the Big Bang Theory. LOL.

Teenage girls who wear overly baggy shirts that are 2 sizes too big with teeny tiny shorts. Their shirt covers their shorts so it looks like they're walking around in public with NO PANTS.

I grew up in Texas and girls have been dressing like this since forever. I don't know if they dress like that in other places but it annoys me, who wants to look like they're not wearing any pants?! And why do their parents let them out of the house like that?

Do we have a picture of R95? Why, yes, here it is:

Microbladed eyebrows, especially on men.

This thread is not a good look on anyone.

You've lost focus yet again.

This thread is not about styles that are merely displeasing to the eye. This thread is about specific looks that irritate the shit out of you.

Stretchy pants on fat people offend me. Stretchy pants on skinny tall guys irritate the shit out of me.

Tattooed lip liner is unpleasant to look at before women put on their faces for the day. Fat women who know they have two chins and still fail to blend the neck irritate the shit out of me.

Mom jeans.

Women with that teased up kind of hair.

North Face puffy, sleeveless vest, the symbol of upper middle class white/Asian conformity.

^And along those same lines, the ubiquitous fleece vest all the preppy finance guys wear in SF, typically over a blue and white checked shirt with dark blue jeans, mustard brown shoes and a baseball hat or golf cap. It's like a required uniform practically.

R16

What! You disapprove of millennials wearing cardigans?

lol R103. My office gave everyone one of those a few years ago.

I think I've done at least 10 of these.

What's wrong with puffy sleeveless vests?

FUCK YOU OP!!!

Over a hundred replies and nobody has mentioned...

Earrings.

Caftans.

Everything about this woman: the tacky dress, the porny neckline, the white-blonde, too long hair.... atrocious. And about 20 years too young for her.

Mutton dressed as lamb. It's an epidemic. I blame THE REAL HOUSEWIVES on TV.

(I almost feel bad picking on some strange woman on the internet, so I will acknowledge that she has an amazing body and a pleasant face. A little styling, and she could be pretty.)

Dad jeans.

Have they been designed deliberately to make you look like you don't have a penis?

.... or an ass, for that matter?

Going shopping in the clothes you slept in.

Gay clone-- undercut haircut, beard, short sleeved dress shirt with sleeves rolled up once, tight pants that stop just above the ankle

Does not look good on most guys, makes ugly guys look even uglier.

Brilliant R111

Why yes R96, I must be a grumpy old person because I think underage girls wearing clothes that barely cover their ass in public is inappropriate.

By the way, I found a pic of you R96, and no, this look doesn't work for you.

Glitter on anything.

lol R116

I laughed at R96's post for five minutes.

Indoor Scarf

Tiny fedora hats on hipsters

Doesn't Dom Brascia have the shaved head and Black Glasses

Man buns on any man, pony tails on any guy but especially old bald guys.

Transgender "females" who glop on the makeup and wear only skirts and dresses, like its the 1950s or Russia or something. Why can't they dress like normal biological women in the 21st century who mostly wear pants, simple hairstyles and light makeup, if any?

I want to torpedo and burn just about everybody that lives in DC . Probably the most horrible dressers and ugly ass motherfuckers on the planet. I also hate fat gay men that wear fedoras and buttons all over them as if that’s going to distract us from seeing that youre 70 pounds overweight.

The man-bun or samurai look

So many straight men with this look who think they're 'with it' and it's quite embarrassing

The "pin-up" look on overweight women: blue-black hair pinned up in a red bandanna, cat-eye glasses with no lenses, RED lipstick, red and white checkered shirt, and tight denim shorts. Usually, there's an abundance of tattoos covering fleshy bulges of exposed skin. Most of the women I've seen in this get-up act like reality TV celebrities, desperate to be noticed. It's all so affected.

Any guy wearing a bow tie.

Any guy wearing a bow tie should be shot.

My god, that picture of Mittens Romney at R111 is beyond disgusting. I look at that and almost wish I were straight. JESUS, those pants (and their wearer) are ugly!

Logo clothing and accessories. I don't need to know that someone overpaid for their merchandise.

on women., the pony tail pulled thru back of baseball cap

The weho look aka #beardgang in instagram photos.

Im a gay man .. horrible dresser .. like flip flops and track pants. I could give 2 fucks. I can only imagine what the brunch gays are saying about me

^^^ r134 are you at IHOP right now?

R135 yup Just got off my shift and I’m enjoying my breakfast

VERY few guys can pull off a bow tie successfully.

Prissy queens with permascowls. It’s gay face + bitchface.

Waxed and tweezed tanorexics. Grown men trying to look 15, starving themselves like supermodels and applying the entire Clinique counter every time they step outside.

Fussy outerwear on men, womanly scarves in particular, and particularly scarves worn indoors. Tone it down a notch, Heidi.

Designer everything. You don’t need to announce how shallow and materialistic you are everywhere you go. Most of us will figure it out soon enough.

Women who wear black yoga pants or sweatpants to the office and try to pass them off as "dress pants." If a guy wore those, he'd be sent home to change.

Women can get away with more than men in that sense, true.

Not really. Not sure why I would care what other people wear.

r141 is so above it all.

[quote]Prissy queens with permascowls. It’s gay face + bitchface.

You just described 95% of the posters on this thread, particularly R95.

Found a pic of R143

Completely agree with R138

White guys with tribal tatoos.

Pegged jeans paired with loafers and no socks.

Facial piercings.

I saw a Michael Jackson impersonator today in SF by the cable car turnaround where the tourists line up. He had a boombox playing Billie Jean and was dancing. He wore thick white putty makeup and shaped his nose and chin like MJ. The tourists were eating it up.

The primary-colored hair dye that young kids are using. I don't know what they are going for but it is always patchy and faded and terrible looking. Green seems to be especially common and looks like old canned vegetables, or like they have algae growing from their head.

I don't have a problem with kids getting their hair crazy colors, but it should be done well. These people look like they should have been running to a salon weeping and begging someone to salvage the mess they made of their hair instead of coming to work that way day after day.

I'm talking about this shit here.

^ I dunno. I kinda like that stuff. I wouldn't know how to pull it off myself though.

Fedoras and/or man-buns. There's a gorgeous young guy across the street from me who always keeps his long, blonde hair in a bun on top of his head.

What about these man buns?

R154, Those are some glorious orbs, meant to be cradled and cupped and gently spanked.

Neck moles.

If there's a mole on your neck, for God's sake, get it removed.

Men who wear blue/mauve lipstick, and toddler-style pigtails and pink 'romper suits' or overalls, like they're hoping to blend in at the local kindergarten. .

Those spiked earring things that go behind the ear and any kind of major hole in the earlobe. Yuck.

Anything with skulls, demons, ghouls and other symbols of badass darkness popular with recovering addict types.

I went to my favorite produce store yesterday, and saw a homely guy with long, curly black hair, wearing a black top hat (obviously not a genuine one, but some kind of stage prop). I wanted to trip him.

Not really a "look" so much as a body type, which I know cannot be helped, but irrationally repulses and fascinates me at the same time:

Hank Hill ass on anyone, man or woman, and its associated knock knees.

What R90 & R141 said.

[quote]Any guy wearing a bow tie should be shot.

Even DL icon John Waters?

A denim jean jacket worn with dress or skirt looks awful. Why is this look still around?

Sleeve tatoos

People who misspell tattoo.

Skinny jeans on chubby / stocky / fat guys

Septum piercings. Just no.

Anyone dressed as the Pratt sisters.

Whatever this is

Pants hanging of guys asses with underwear showing. Dumbest shit ever!

Fat people in tight clothes. Not cute!

Older men whose hairlines have receded yet still insist on tightly stretching back the remaining ugly salt and pepper long hair in the back into a pony tail. They seem to be trying to prolong their days as I-don't-give-a-shit hippies yet only succeed in looking like someone's old Aunt Mabel.

God, I hate those fucking glasses. haircuts and color, makeup, baby doll dresses and any and all cliche accoutrement typically associated with anything "queer" "trans" or "non-binary".

In reptiles, bright colors can often be warning signs that signify dangerous toxicity.

This seems to apply to humans as well.

Men over 30 who wear small, skimpy shorts. It makes them look so very desperate for attention.

Absolutely vomitous.

How or why would anyone fuck this?

Biker bitch meets Bettie Page channeled through Blade Runner.

And they're usually nasty cunts to boot.

I used to know a guy from the gay bar I went to years ago who always plucked his eyebrows in such a way as to look perpetually surprised. He loved sucking cock and having a mouthful of cum anytime from any man. He was thin and sort of "led from the hips" when he walked and he swished like nobody's business.

Tube socks with sandals

R29 describes every man in my state of Minnesota.

Anything that shows a foreskin overhang.

Anyone who wears this trash triggers me!

Neck pillows worn when in the airport but when the wearer is not actually on an aircraft.

This.

And this...

[quote]For me, it’s conoletely bald guys with really round heads wearing thick black-rimmed glasses. It’s so random but it makes me want to punch the guy.

Someone should punch YOU until you stop breathing, OP. These people are BALD...WTF are they supposed to do? Get a new hairstyle? Dye their hair? To say their choices are limited is an understatement. What a dumb thing to be irritated about.

Here’s a thought...why didn’t your mother fall down a staircase seven months earlier?

Emo trap boys. Its the same look of dirty squat boys of the 90's but with some swag brands.

Uh oh. r185 has been TRIGGERED.

Fat female newscasters who dress in way-too-tight 'bandage' dresses, or other porno-wear. Dial it back, fatsos!

Ugly, overweight chicks trying to pull off the burlesque queen/cutie look, like the photo in -r176-. There's a cunty one that works as a waitress at The Heights on Abrams in Dallas. Shitty, sneery attitude. Bulbous, hulk-like body plopped on two toothpick legs. She fannies around as if she's the Queen of the May! Queen of the 'Meh'.

-r157- What the FECK!? Who does that? And where? Romper suits?

Noserings

Man buns and ear-gauges.

Man buns OR ear-gauges, even. But both, goddamn.

Anyone who wears these kind of sunglasses.

Manscaped to death. I worked with a guy who trimmed his ARM HAIR. Not his underarm hair, but the hair on his forearms. not to mention his chest was kept shaved within an inch of his life. He also flossed in the men's room twice a day. He also pursed his lips when typing. He thought he was so hot. Not.

Dark blue suit with light brown shoes no jacket. Pants are always too short and too tight. Every guy under 40 wears this uniform in nyc.

Yeah, the jeans with jeweled pockets on either a man or a woman is a tired, desperate look. Yuck. I work on a college campus and am amazed that women don't seem to wear jeans too much anymore. Everyone's running around in stretch pants (mostly black). Camel toes and panty lines everywhere! In the summer, girls wear short(!!!) cut off shorts with the pockets hanging out...YUCK! Ass cheeks too. Don't get me going about the fat girls that do this.

Guys that wear TRACK PANTS. GREY FUCKEN TRACK PANTS to places not the gym! UNACCEPTABLE.

Basic white bitches. Hair pulled back or stringy straight framing a bland horse face. Usually wearing leggings and some kind of boots. I just can’t understand the complete lack of imagination.

Yes, know there’s not always any logic behind it, but these are the looks I have a strong negative visceral reaction to. (Sticking mostly to what hasn’t been mentioned yet.)

1) Any clothing by Under Armour, Ed Hardy or Pink. Hate it so much. No idea why.

2) Um, they’re not exactly manbuns, but more like tiny, squiggly pigtails that sit right on top of a guy’s head. Usually accompanied by shaved sides and back of the head. Ick.

3) Backwards baseball caps look ridiculous on everyone.

4) Baseball caps the right way around look stupid on 90% of the people who wear them.

5) In my neighborhood in the summer I see a lot of guys wearing shorts that are so long and the legs are so wide they look like the sad offspring of culottes and gaucho pants. Hideous.

6) I’m surprised no one has mentioned crop tops. Or have I missed it? And most of the people I see in crop tops are too fat to be exposing themselves like that.

I also can’t stand those blue t-shirts and caps with the yellow equal signs. Do people wearing them even know how the HRC (so proud they can’t even put the word gay in their name) spends the money donated to them?

Gala, my ass.

Three looks that irritate the shit out of me. #1 Piercings, #2 Rings, #3 Tattoos #4 Shaved Pubic Hair.

Men and women who wear flip-flops with jeans that are too long and have frayed cuffs which they then tuck under their heels. Sandals in general. Tattoos. Poor hygiene. Nazi haircuts. Women with spaghetti strap anything. The Whole Foods haus frau look (sports bra, shawl, peasant skirt, and sandals). White people in coolie hats. Women with straw hats with visors they wear way down so their entire face is covered and they pretty much have to look at the ground to see where they're walking.

Facial/neck tattoos

Any piercing at all, ever, save for MAYBE a traditional ear-lobe (but no gauges or anything stupid/fucked-up like that). Nose and lip piercings are the WORST, with eyebrow close behind.

Thumb-rings.

Pants sagging halfway down your ass. PULL YOUR FUCKING PANTS UP.

"Shorts" that go down below the knee. Those aren't shorts. Those are floods. And they look fucking stupid.

r203 = Paula Dean

I can't stand people who wear flip flops/sandals to the dog park. Why would you walk through dog urine, and animal feces with your feet exposed?

Jeans were the go-to status garment in the early aughts. Interesting that they are shunned now.

Dyed hair muffin-tops in yoga pants and scuffed, dirty ballet flats.

Hippy style clothing is not a good look on anyone, but especially fat people. People who dress too young. You’re not fooling anyone, in fact dressing too young accentuates your oldness. Same to fatties dressing in clothing meant for thin people, you’re accentuating your obesity.

Special mention of hulking linebacker looking men wearing sundresses, kitten heels, etc. stop.

Just stop.

The beard, sports coat, and glasses of douchebaggery:

Active wear on women (especially upper middle class women where I live) anywhere except when working out.

It’s so fucking lazy.

European women 45+ whose signature look is a short, utilitarian haircut and expensive but ugly eyeglasses. This is ubiquitous in Germany and in the countryside in France. They ALL sport this look, with nondescript tunic type clothes that look like they bought them in an outdoor market.

I'm sick of the frau clones I see in commercials. They typically wear rolled-up skinny jeans and loafers with no heel and an open flowy cardigan to camouflage their girth. The hair and makeup is always predictable too. Slightly long, slightly unkempt, the no makeup makeup look. Short bare nails. I get it, but it's old hat at this point.

The George Costanza look is a little nauseating.

White fat chicks driving compact cars, usually aggressive, typically numerous multi colored beads hanging from rear view mirror.

Kids with their asses hanging out their pants.

Facial piercings, nose, eyebrows, lips, cheeks. Just gross looking, unsanitary and unhealthy looking.

Tattoos are getting on my nerves now. Men who wear a wide brimmed sun hat (not on a safari or expedition)... just walking around the neighborhood. It looks so phony and poseur to me. I don't mind hats in general, though. Women, especially older women, who have pink, purple or blue hair.. trying to be hip (old trend now). I hate heavy, dark eye makeup, and long bleached blonde hair on women... typical female repub look (think FOX female pundits) . I think men with a shaved head look good (depending on the head shape), but I find too many of these men have a mean, aggressive streak... so I'm forming a bias there.

It doesn't quite irritate the shit out of me, but every time I see it, it clangs: I can't get used to any color of nail polish that isn't red or pink.

Shaved slits in eyebrows...

Not even close, R204. Not even remotely close.

For the love of God, skinny jeans are for skinny people only! Wearing them does not make you skinny! I'm fit but had the good sense to confirm in the dressing room that they did not look good on me.

Also uoga pants worn constantly, now even at work. Just no.

I have an irrational, visceral hatred of hipster mustaches.

Less irritates than arouses pity: gay guys who try and pull off the current clone look-- Hitler Youth haircut, skinny jeans, tight sleeveless t-shirt--but are about 10-40 lbs overweight and wind up looking like sausages or fraus.

[quote] I worked with a guy who trimmed his ARM HAIR. Not his underarm hair, but the hair on his forearms.

R194 yikes. And I laugh at women who do this.

[quote] A guy from the gay bar I went to years ago who always plucked his eyebrows in such a way as to look perpetually surprised. He loved sucking cock and having a mouthful of cum anytime from any man. He was thin and sort of "led from the hips" when he walked and he swished like nobody's business.

R177 stg that's the description of 'la folle' in James Baldwin's GIOVANNI'S ROOM almost verbatim. I can't find the full passage rn. I know one line reads:

[quote] ...the Queens always dressed in the most improbable combinations, screaming like parrots the details of their latest love affairs…

I really hate completely bald heads. I prefer male patterned baldness.

R222, those moustaches with the curls at each end? I have an irrational desire to go up to them with scissors and snip those damn things off. Like, those are so fucking irritating and annoying I actually consider assaulting people who have them just to get rid of them.

I find the hipster/Xennial /'metrosexual' 'look (as R138 breaks down) to be jolie-laide. Theoretically it's so fucking ugly and usually looks catastrophic on everyone but teenage girls who go to dance academies and twinks majoring in dramatic art. When the style works - and rarely does it ever - it works.

Case in point: pick up a copy of any Japanese 'idol' magazine dated anytime from 2005-present and see this look in full resplendence, where every garment is absolutely horrible (ill-fitting, poor quality, trashy-trendy) and every ensemble nightmarish...yet they all hang together by some miracle. Even still, I question the necessity of patchwork shirts and fedora or knotted scarves with jeans. XL tees with logos cover the full torso need to go extinct.

A supplementary historical case study.,,

Shawls and keyholes and school-blazers, oh my! At least a couple of these himbos are wearing good-quality leather dress shoes, which of course they ruin with gangster shirts and too-large darkwash jeans. This is an extreme example of how bad this look could get, though, and I think some of the doozies like long boots and oversize waistcoats and skinny ties are fully out of style for men. Everything is getting more colorful nearing 2020...

Man buns, especially with their heads shaved on the sides and back.

R228 good point about colour; I wonder why the palette in the mid-noughts was so heavily neutral?

As for the sizing, those twinky prettyboys you posted are either near-anorexic or wearing clothes sized for Western bodies so of course everything looks enormous on them. That’s another trend lost to time...

Skinny jeans

Men who use a backpack while wearing a suit. The result is a rumpled jacket, often riding up in the back with the jacket collar pulling away from the neck and the shoulders not sitting properly on the wearer.

Baseball caps with completely flat brims, especially if they're worn at an angle. Glasses or sunglasses worn at the very tip of the nose or on the chin. Nose rings. (I just want to yank them out with a pair of pliers.) People with fat asses who wear skinny jeans. It makes them look like ducks. Hoodies and winter wear in hot weather.

Earrings, caftans

Men in flip flops outside of a beach or pool area. Especially the men I see walking around NY. It is just awful looking.

R236 I live in the sticks and I wear flops in summer. I wouldn’t walk around NYC in open shoes though.

The latest trousers with elastic sweatpants leg openings.

r79 I think it means that ol' "cunt juice face" is a straight man pretending to be a gay man.

Hairstreaks are annoying on anyone, but somehow they are twice as aggravating worn by men.

Stirrup leggings, which actually look slightly better on dudes but were almost never worn by them.

Ralph Tresvant rocks a pair of these in the dance practise shown in the video for ‘If It Isn’t Love’. No one else pulls it off.

I got very tired of every queen over 30 dressing like a nine-year old Jerry Mathers. Glad that look finally died.

I work in a shoe store and oh brother do I see fat calves in Uggs too often. On men, women and children. It’s disgusting.

Plus those things will collapse your instep even if you aren’t overweight, so.

You mean fallen arches r243? The instep is the bony top of the foot.

What's to be done if with a very round bald head? That would be me.band I wear glasses too.

I shaved my head once but, no. Now I have a bald pate and a friar tuck look if my hair grows out.

Tacky weaves annoy the hell out me. Why wear some fake shit, that is all frizzled and uncombed. Just wear your natural nappy shit. Why look a ratchet mess?

Women walking around in false eyelashes. Women wear so much makeup these day. Also people who walk around with "brands" everywhere. Such a lack of original styles these days. People used to dress so much more interesting and creative. I grew up in the 80s and 90s East Village. People didn't need to spend so much money to look cool and stylish. People just had more natural flair.

I was there too r247. We weren't better, just different. Just as clueless. I cringe when I think of what we wore.

Goatee and wrap-around sunglasses with a backward baseball cap.

I saw this recently at IAH airport: tall thin hipster white guy with dreadlocks in a high manbun, long caveman beard, fabric neck scarf (or scarves), skinny justin bieber/mc hammer-style sweatpants with crotch at knee-level and running shoes with sweater material upper. Wanted to laugh out loud in his face. So much effort to look like a total fool! Also saw a 40 yr old hispanic mom wearing a revealing one-piece bathing suit under skinny jeans with stillettos and tons of gold jewelry. Airports really are the best for people watching.

Skate shoes, tightpants and a brightly coloured oversized hoodie, long hair, watch for appearances.

Oh god that hipster look -- skin tight jeans with boots and LONG t-shirts that go down mid thigh like dresses, and then compounded with those extra large hats like Evan Ross wears.

The no tie look when the wearer wears a boring, thin light colored oxford shirt with the neckline of a crew neck t-shirt on display. This results in the central clavicle area resembling rumpled sheets. All it takes to pull off this look is a shirt with a decent size collar with some firmness and the shirt needs to have something going on to sub for the lack of tie. be it a fancy fabric or some sort of suit worthy print. I never see anyone get this look right though. I don't fucking get it.

Pics, r253, of the look you hate? And of someone who gets it right. Male, of course.

R251 that’s known as hypebeast, Old-Timer.

[quote]Yuppie Flower Girl. You see this a lot at farmer's markets.

I think she is pretty, R76

I had to break up with a guy who was of a certain age (58) and wore athleisure all the time. He wore what he called a "sport coat" when he would dress up, but I never saw him in a tie. He had a great body, though.

I saw pictures of him when he was younger, he often wore a tie.

Why did you break up with him, though, r257?

Grown ass Women with stupid bob hair cuts!!

Sorry if this is a repeat - women who dress 50’s rockabilly with the Betty Page hair, red lipstick etc. So played out already.

camo print pants x chucks, but it’s largely gone away..

Over plucked eyebrows

Men who wear dress shoes without socks.

The one I'm really hating now is this current hipster hairstyle so many young men are adopting where they shave the sides and back down really tight and leave the top all long and stringy and just piled up on their heads like a loose bale of hay. Stupidest looking hairstyle I've seen since "the flop" as was once worn by Harry Connick, Jr. and so many others.

White people with dreadlocks. Not hip or cool, just nasty looking.

Stupid useless twinks wearing scarves when it’s not cold.

And porkpie hats.

Fat chicks with big, porky-looking hocks wearing strappy sandals and too-short/too skimpy sun dresses. Usually at the airport. WTF!?

Extremely overweight women in skin tight athletic gear and tank tops. Usually with purple hair and tattoos.

I don’t need to see that.

People who wear tights and boots hat hang out at the sides with things that don't match on purpose to look "indie"

Any kind of outfit ruined by some god awful flourescent sneaker

Canada Goose jacket because it means youre a superficil asshole with no brain ie decked out in the label du jour

Anyone with hair like Felicity--they need to be physically slapped--I think theres something in the frizzy hair genes or markers that also turns someone into a complete cunt

straight/bi women in mens clothing

any of those archetypes or the last two which you cant help so much but are atill bad

Yes, the Rockabilly woman looks need to go, but everyone who sports this look thinks she or her look is extra special or more authentic somehow because she's xyz.

The overweight basic bitch man with the its-a-pussy-on-my-face facial hair (mustache and small beard making a small circle around the mouth). These were popular in Texas among fat conservative men 8-10 years ago. There's still a guy at my gym who sports this look.

Nazi looking men..

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[quote] the shirt needs to have something going on to sub for the lack of tie. be it a fancy fabric

Mary!

Comb overs

Hilarious R111!

This one.

Ripped abs, no body fat, no shirt

There is such a thing as too much.

Eew. I love uncut. But eew.

L. L. Bean shoewear. Ugliest fucking fashion attire ever, paired with anything. Reminds me of everyone in the 1980s tacking on those cheesy, identical mahogany-wood porch decks to their houses that never matched the rest of the house.

I don;t think they can usually help being bald or wearing thick glasses, OP.

Maybe we should just slaughter all of the follicly challenged and the myopic to boot just so as not to annoy you.

Man buns, especially the one where they shave their heads except for the top where the bun is. I fucking hate that look.

Yeah, Nazi hipsters are the worst.

coke pinky finger, mullets

These overly snug tiny little Pee Wee Herman business suits so many young men are wearing today. Completely ill fitting attire in my opinion. And don't even get me started on this current dress suit, dress shoes, no socks look. When I see that I want to commit a crime against the wearer.

whatever johnny depp attires himself with. why does he get away with it? AWFUL

That guy's unit at R279 looks like a dead lizard. How in the name of God could anyone find that sexy? I'd run like the wind if I was about to get nasty with some guy and he pulled that out. The very idea!

Now when I see these group shots of Matt and the Butterface Crew laughing and having a good time I hear The Time of My Life playing in the background.

I disagree, R283. That man bun hairstyle, especially when done like in your photo, is super hot. I meet lots of gay guys in Williamsburg with that cut and it’s a major turn on.

Shiny shaved head, s&p goatee, sleeve tats, Carharts, knock off Ed Hardy T-shirt, huge pickup truck idling.

You are objectively wrong, R290. Manbuns are ALWAYS awful. Period. End of discussion. The worst trend in men's hairstyles EVER. They're a complete boner-killer, completely terrible. You are a sick, sick, perverted person and need to seek help. Just stop.

Not wearing hose with a dressy outfit that shows leg.

Everyday looking "wash n' go" hair with formal/semi-formal attire or worse, intentionally messy hair. Not that it has to be a super elaborate creation but if you're gonna spend money and time getting all decked out it should be instinctive to know hair that took a few hours to achieve is a high priority must.

Brown fedoras with grey suits.

They can work with a blue suit if there's a black band, but NEVER with a grey suit. Honestly. I'm shaking as I type.

Oh, and Walmart shit stains on the backs of fat women's white leggings.

Those two "looks."

Anything with visible labia.

Dark blue, bootcut jeans.

Flip-flops in inappropriate places.

In Florida, people wear flip-flops to restaurants. Yuck.

No, this man bun look is totally hot.

Bow ties. Stupidly pretentious and passé.

Maybe it's just me, but I think brown shoes with blue suits looks tacky.

You cruel cads.

Jean shorts in any way shape or form.

Redheads. They’re disgusting.

Thick drag queen makeup and eyebrows.

Women who wear leggings instead of pants. I think that's such a tacky look. The whole world doesn't need to see your camel toe and jiggling Jello ass.

Sports jerseys on anyone over the age of 8.

The "basic white tough guy" uniform of Oakley sunglasses. It screams "white supremacist douchebag"

Really R125? I agree there is a dearth of hand some men in DC but there is a plethora of beautiful women. The lack of fashion is due to the government/political/conservative aspect of the city. It has always been that way; probably always will.

No, R298, it totally isn't. At all. Stop.

[quote]No, r298, that man bun look is totally not.

What body shape does it take to pull off a double breasted suit? I think they look great when they're cut well and worn on the right figure.

I couldn’t think of anything specific until I read the thread on the noodlesandbeef body mod “community”. Toxic silicone injected giant scrotum etc...

backwards ballcap douchebro

Guys past about 28 yrs old who still shop at Abercrombie - you look ridiculous and desperate. Dress for your age, or know that you are being mocked. Being stylish is one thing, being desperate is another.

Bald guys with poorly shaped heads and necks who shave their heads. Go pull a Larry David instead.

Leggings and tights are fine under long tunics or dresses, R303. Now that it's winter, I'm seeing it everywhere. It looks fine.

I know DLers complain about women wearing leggings like regular pants, but I honestly don't see that much at all. Occasionally on a little girl.

I've found shorty tights under a skirt to be a necessity. Escalators with clear sides--also modern buildings with see-through flooring--really aren't designed with women in mind.