Tom Hiddleston presents new beard at Thor Ragnarok premiere

I really hate this gaping pussy.

I say 'Meh' to this skinny try-hard wannabe.

A bit scraggly.

No, just a thousand times, no.

He’s ugly with or without the beard

Still suits him better than Taylor Swift.....

I couldn’t see the picture but when I see another guy with a beard I think tool. Like tats everyone has one.

I'm still laughing at how he sabotaged his own chances of getting to play Bond when he clearly wanted it so much.

Oh and it's a crap beard.

That is not the kind of beard I expected this thread to be about.

Funny when I saw that King Kong movie he did I thought he might be a good Bond. The prolbem is Craig is a great Bond.

Craig is a god-awful actor though. Stiff as a board and not in a good way.

I think he looks hot. The beard works for him. I see many guys around Williamsburg with similar facial hair.

He has a swagger and a shining personality. That cannot be for no reason. He's not the most beautiful person in the world but his personality makes him attractive.

Don't act like any of you would not fuck him. He's gorgeous.

I haven't seen a beard that bad since Julianne Hough

Sad Queen!

Suits him.

nice

So he made a mistake with that bitch, it's her fault anyway. He looks great and I want to fuck him and suck his uncut cock.

He’s pathetic.

And eat his ass.

"He looks great and I want to fuck him and suck his uncut cock. And eat his ass."

Do gay men in 2017 still talk like this?

R22 You ask that as if gay men ever stopped talking like this.

How do you know he’s uncut R19

It doesn't cover enough of his face.

R24 Because she's a straight girl from a place/country where their men are cut.

Isn't he hung, according to Internet legend?

If he's English he's probably uncut.

Ralph Fiennes is also english and cut, so you never know R28.

He always looks like the saddest man in the world.

Great actor. Doesn't have as much screen-time in this new sequel. Perfect for Loki, can't believe he once auditioned for Thor.

I like Tom Hiddleston. If he is gay I can totally see why he's in the closet. Gays are so mean to fem dudes. We like him if he's closeted straight dude but not if he's out. All this attention to his beard is weird also.

What was her name?

He’s still ugly. Do not get the love for this odd duck.

He looks fine with the beard. With some distance between his sham relationship with Swift, his desperation to be the next Bond, and his tone deaf Golden Globes acceptance speech, he's a good looking and decent enough actor to continue to find work.

R34 He has intellect and swagger. I like that he owns his looks and knows who he is. These things makes him attractive. What do you consider good-looking then?

R36...not him!

ROFL you guys meant actual beard 😆! I was thinking he hired a new one 😂.

I wonder if GQ is trying to be shady 😏 ?

isn't he allegedly dating his male publicist.

I think he looks quite nice with a beard. But I think he'd look even better if he'd quit combing his hair straight back like that. It just accentuates his receding hairline and adds several years to his look.

I believe what he technically had before was a goatee. This article make him seem like he never had grown a beard before.

The beard's pretty much gone. "Do you like me now, DL?!"

That pupper is everything.

Only Tom Hiddleston could look that sad holding an adorable puppy.

I like the beard. His face always looked too preternaturally smooth

(side note, saw Thor: Ragnarok yesterday and just fucking LOVED IT! Smart, funny, endlessly creative and inventive on every level. I even liked Hiddleston's Loki portrayal, which I've always loathed in the past)

Puppy

I like Tom. He was a fetching young man, of the femme type, and he handsomed up nicely enough.

Literally walking with a puppy to try to get people to like him r42.

Man Hiddleston is shameless.

The poor lamb!! Remember when he thought he was going to be cast as James Bond and started that ridiculous PR relationship with Taylor Swift, thinking it would make him super famous!! He took his poor Mum on the PR photo opportunities!

R48 no I don't recall. When was that? Tell us about it?

I think he is sexy but I may have already said that.

Taylor shit ruined him, haha serves him right.

I've never found him that attractive, but the beard does help.

R48 Was run in a whole load of British tabloids last year. "Tom takes Taylor home to meet Mum" then you have these dreadful staged photos of him and Swift walking hand in hand on the beach or fields or something, with his poor Mum trapsing behind like she had to drive them there.

Never found him handsome and had no opinion of him as I started Ragnarok. But Hiddles has charm and presence on screen, and he wore that black civilian suit hotly in the movie.

Since he's reputedly intellectual, he probably doesn't have much in common with American dumdums like Mark Ruffalo (good guy tho), or even Aus jockface C Hemsworth.

Was he always frowning like that in pap pics? Or was this the PR-approved look for eliciting sympathetic response?

Big nose, thin lips, escaping hairline. Nothing attractive here.

Is he really this nice or just for show? I can not figure out if he is heterosexual trying to meet girls or just obnoxiously sycophantic?

I thought he was straight as well but then I saw this...

And never forget...

He still looks like a geography teacher.

Wish him all the best but his part in the whole Taylor Swift pantomime used upwhatver small reserves of interest I had in anything he did.

Kind of like with Russell Brand, someone else I was indifferent too, but who then couldn’t escape during all the Katy Perry bullshit. They attempt to play the Hollywood/showbiz game, it backfires in their face and then we’re expected to take them seriously again. Life’s too short.

Greeting his bf in the morning like this...

He's obsessed with Hemsworth, r54. Hiddles is not an intellectual. He has been frank aboit how he barely made it into college, because people told him he wasn't smart enough. He buckled down and got in by effort (and probably with his family's $).

Wow, I didn’t think it was possible for him to look more douchey

The bearding ruined him.

He should go whole hog, literally, and play a splashy fag in a movie, including hot sex scenes, and do it very well, and then move on, still claiming to be straight. I might like his bearding better if he did that.

She still has her foot in her mouth. At least this beard doesn't smell of fish.

[quote]Since he's reputedly intellectual, he probably doesn't have much in common with American dumdums like Mark Ruffalo (good guy tho)

He doesn't seem to mind

Did anyone else catch DL fave Matt Damon in Thor Ragnarok?

He's fug and gingery.

It's good to know there are other people around my age who can't grow a decent beard.

He looks sad and desperate in everything he does, scraggly ginger beard attempt included, but I admit r67’s GIF is very compelling to watch. And they both look quite endearing there. And straight men don’t do shit like that.

[quote]Ralph Fiennes is also english and cut, so you never know

Ooh, did not know this. Who’s Fiennes fucking these days? He was always paired to women twenty years his senior but by now he’s probably with women who are in the same age group but he’s caught up to them, yes? Unless he’s still going twenty years his senior at which point he’s got to be hitting up nursing homes for dates.

One of my coworkers insists to me that Tom Hiddleston must play me in the movie of our office life. Seemed like an odd choice until I saw a non-selfie picture of myself and realized...I look like Tom Hiddleston!

R72 watch out, you'll get mobbed by his fangirls!

R73 My eyes aren’t so close together. Won’t happen.

[quote]Kind of like with Russell Brand, someone else I was indifferent too, but who then couldn’t escape during all the Katy Perry bullshit. They attempt to play the Hollywood/showbiz game, it backfires in their face and then we’re expected to take them seriously again. Life’s too short.

Katy Perry was definitely part of it, but it was mostly because Brand is ugly as sin by American standards. Nobody wanted to see his face on a movie screen.

What with this guy ? Fugly, zero charisma, too old. Why do they keep trying ? It won't happen. And he was in the remake of the deep blue sea, with Rzchel Vice, that talentless haggard fat whore, reprising one of Vivien Leigh 's best performances. How pathetic was that ? It was even worse than the other fat fugly goose trying to do Marylin, the my week with Marilyn disaster..

I don't think Hiddleston has that many fangirls left after the hiddleswift mess, even his tumblr stans seem to prefer other actors these days. R73

R77 his fandom switched to hate-fanning him, I think. They mock him all the time, which is still giving him attention so I imagine it doesn't bother him too much.

What was going through his head when he agreed to Hiddleswift?

I have always found him physically attractive, if not a knockout. Also he seems like a douche-dork, a type I like in small doses.

He desperately wanted to play James Bond and in order to seem more "butch" he somehow thought bearding with Swift will make that happen. Well it ended with the whole world laughing about him and even the Bond producer bashing him by saying that he isn't masculine enough to be James Bond. Also he used to be a shameless famewhore and desperate for work going as far as offering to work for free on the Starwars movie if he gets cast. R78

Stop calling him ugly! Apparently I look like him!

:(

R81 I think Hiddleston is cute! It was kind of a bummer that he was such an attention whore.

R80 It's just...if he wanted Bond that badly, Swift is the last person he should've bearded with. That's what keeps tripping me. In fact, if he had just done nothing and kept the begging to a minimum he might well have got it. What a muppet.

My eyes are prettier. But we are both pale with big foreheads and angular features.

Maybe he could have been a campy Bond villain but even before Hiddleswift he was never Bond material to begin with.

What was the Golden Globes thing?

He seems like he is in some kind of depression and his IMDB seems to be void of new projects. I think he takes himself way too seriously and can't laugh things off or make fun of himself. That GQ interview was sad and distrubing. It also showed how much he worries about what other people think of him. Look at that self reverent Golden Globes speech and silly photo shoots.

I'm not a big Hiddleston fan, but The Night Manager was very good.

He should strike a friendship with Hammer because they're both done for a while and misery loves company. Perhaps Armie could introduce him to the world of tracksuits?

Are there any new rumours about him?

I think he’s beautiful. And a terrific actor, which makes him sexy as hell.

'He desperately wanted to play James Bond and in order to seem more "butch" he somehow thought bearding with Swift will make that happen. '

Seems we have a psycho Tumblr tinhat type on the thread who thinks Taylor Swift is gay.

'My eyes are prettier. But we are both pale with big foreheads and angular features. '

Hi Fuglimia!

r91 Your post was meant as a joke, correct?

Because the only ones who believe Swift is straight are the "Tumblr tinhat types" you mentioned.

R90=Tom Hiddleston

[quote] but The Night Manager was very good.

I thought the Night Manager was pretty good, not great, but honestly it proved to be that Hiddleston would be a bad James Bond. He was not convincing as this tough-guy womanizing figure.

Insane troll logic alert at R91

R93, Tumblr is the home of little girls who like to say attractive guys are gay and ship them together. Taylor Swift is straight and in a relationship with a guy. She also dated Calvin Harris and Harry Styles.

You think Styles is gay too, though, don't you?

What the hell was he thinking when he hooked up with Swift? I knew it was fake from the get-go. I mean, there were pictures of them strolling down the road with his mother which were obviously not pap pics. Same thing with the beach pics. The pictures of them on the rocks in Rhode Island were so cringeworthy. I think this pretty much ruined his career.

[quote]What the hell was he thinking when he hooked up with Swift? I knew it was fake from the get-go

That Swift was very famous, and being her boyfriend would do wonders for his career and help make him the star he desperately wants to be.

But the opposite happened, r 99. This is a cautionary tale: Bearding for Taylor Swift is a huge no-no.

Taylor has dated the following who are obviously closeted: Harry Styles and Jake Gyllenhaal. I'm surprised she hasn't dated Tom Cruise but I guess the scientology stuff scared her as it should.

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r 102, How very Village People. Yeah, Tom, we get it, you are gay but no way will you announce it. Marvel and it's parent company Disney will not have a super hero character who is played by an openly gay man.

That photoshoot was meant to show he could be a sexy, bad boy, dirty up his image.

The original thread dealing with this photoshoot was named: " Heterosexual actor Tom Hiddleston does very heterosexual new photoshoot". Can't stop laughing.

R105 omg I missed that thread the first time, thank you!

'Taylor has dated the following who are obviously closeted: Harry Styles and Jake Gyllenhaal'

Alert! Crazy Larrie on the thread. Styles isn't gay, ffs.

Hehe

I agree, R95, and his blond highlights certainly didn't help. I kept thinking about this supposedly tough guy having to go to the salon for a touch up.

His performances are so wan and bloodless, but he’s quite animated when he’s able to camp it up privately. Shame. It’s not like his future career prospects are going to be worth it now.

I thought his performance in Coriolanus at the Donmar was extremely good.

To be publicly told you're "not masculine enough" to play a role. Ow, that has to sting.

I wonder if he got black listed. I read the recent GQ article featuring Brendan Fraser and why he disappeared. It turned out he got groped by the then CEO of the Hollywood foreign press. He also alluded to something happening harassment wise with Brett Ratner and then he no longer was cast in leading men roles. I wonder if something similar happened to Hiddleston.

Brett Ratner is just a piece of shit, who hasn't that troll harrassed?!

Maybe Tom Hiddleston has fibromyalgia.

Unless Tom can get rid of the 'thirsty' tag, he's done as a major player in Hollywood.

But since he's as desperate to please as your average golden retriever, I don't think he'll jettison the desperate image any time soon.

Taylor Swift has dated:

Patrick Schwarzenegger

Taylor Lautner

Zac Efron

I don’t know (or care) about her other bfs but those three are definitely gay. And so is Hiddles. Although I’m sure he’d marry a giant vulva with legs if he thought it would benefit his career.

Unrelated: how tall is he? In the DM article he’s pictured standing next to Cumberbatch and looks taller than Cumberbatch... I was under the impression that Hiddles is only around 5’11 at most and Cumberbatch was several inches taller.

Hiddleston is about 6'0-6'1

Cumberbatch about 5'11"

Taylor Swift'ss bank account - impressive! Her bearding skills - pathetic!

Is he still dating his publicist ?

He's rocking that look. I'm not a fan of his -and I don't think he's good looking, but the facial hair makes him handsome.

I thought Cumbersnatch was around 6'2"

Taylor Swift recently went through a messy break up with Karlie Kloss. KK has been hanging out with Katy Perry and once hashtagged #swishswish in one of her instagram pictures. Swish swish is the name of one of KP's songs about TS. I wish Taylor would just come out already. She is a lesbian. However, I can see why since most of her fans are trumpstains so she would lose half her fan base.

Hids will be back into A-list when Avengers Infinity War comes out May. He can hold his own amongst the star-studded cast. I know the dumblr pre-fraus don't equate to mainstream taste, but they count a little for his "popularity".

Hids is a whole head taller than Ruffalo in that gif above!

What, r124??? Everyone and their grandmother is in that movie and it is hardly going to result in him getting first looks of better scripts or working with respected directors. Besides, I thought he was trying to shed the Loki image?

So after Lee Pace came out will Tom be next?

Why do gay men love calling other men girl, pussy, bitch, she and so on?

r127 Because if reinforces a sense of camaraderie and belongingness. It's really not that complicated to understand, unless you're a straight person or a gay guy who "passes" for straight and so never received any shit for being a homo.

Those also happen to be the exact same two groups that usually have a problem with us referring to each other by something different than what straight guys call each other. They're allowed to come up with "dude", "bro" and whatever the hell else, but our terms of endearment are always [italic]problematic[/italic] for someone. Isn't it funny how that works?

And if you're a lesbian asking that... God help you.

R128 How does it go together with the derisive comments about queens and bottoms? Choose one.

R136 He'll come out as bi and gay men will say he is lying, what's new?

Does he still have fresh semen on his shoes?

R128 but would you feel the same if woman started calling each other “homo” or some other reference to gay men in the name of “belongingness”? I’ve seen a million think pieces on how straight woman aren’t wanted in gay clubs, at pride events, how woman who are fans of gay guys are weird, how women shouldn’t be allowed to compete in drag (trans or even drag kings)

Im not even a straight woman, but it’s just a little odd how woman aren’t wanted in gay male culture, but gay men literally dress up as women, call each other female names and pronouns, and profit of all this while still saying women aren’t allowed.

Definitely went off topic and a bit on a tangent here, but I find it annoying how RuPaul (whose fortune was created on impersonating women for profit) saying that women aren’t allowed in, and even wrote an article about how women shouldn’t have their bachelorette parties at gay bars. You can’t have it both ways!! (Not you per say, I just saw this argument on twitter and it’s made me annoyed).

So butch.

r131 Let's talk again when homosexuality isn't illegal in 75 countries around the world. Until then, kindly back the fuck off and let us do what we want. Bitch.

Lol the fame whore gays that don't want to lose their female fan base come out as bi, news at 11. Bi troll.

R78 and R98 that he has mortgage to pay...?

R130 nowadays he keep it in his ass

He has a sadness or a solemnity in his eyes hat irons really sexy. I would love to date Tom. Handsome and complex.

Luke Windsor alert at R137.

R138 they're still together, aren't they?

I like his blonde curls.

LSA claims that Tom has a new "girlfriend".

Because every woman he has ever been photograph with is for sure his girlfriend. To bad that they never refer to him as their boyfriend.

No one cares about the lies told by the yeast infected fraus of LSA, R141.

Gossip from the other TH-thread:

Up until last year he was "seeing" two women. One a student and the other involved in the business, maybe a PR girl or something like that. The student was short and cubby and looked like a poor student. Ugly jumpers was the verdict. The PR girl was thinner and had better taste in clothes. Both were young. They would come and go from his place a few times a month and he was out in the neighbourhood with them. The student disappeared at the start of 2017. The other one lasted until the summer or autumn but showed up again at Christmas a few times. He's out with men as well but they mostly go to the boozer next to his place and not into his place. He's got an NDA with most businesses which is why he doesn't hide near his home. The managers aren't sure why because he's not famous compared with the others in the neighbourhood who don't have an NDA. [Source People who sign an NDA still talk]

Is this supposed to be proof of his heterosexuality R144? If he’s so straight then why not prove it by letting everyone see?

Maybe the girls he was "seeing" were just friends. Hiddleston seems like someone desperate for attention and one RADA insider posted here years ago that Tom would go for the plain, chubby girls in order to feel superior.

The beard is horrible. It usually helps guys with weak chins more attractive. It does work for him either way. Woof Woof!

What's with all the snippy remarks? Ah, but it's just a queer thing to be so mean and cutting, isn't it? He looks fine to me and not a bad actor.

R144 yeah and no one take pics of them. Everybody knows where he lives, he's being paped with he's dog almost at his front door, but no one never took a pic with him and his date.

R144 more Shaitana bollocks. The PhD student was just someone who lived in the same area as him. Shaitana is obsessed with the idea he likes short, chubby girls.

Exactly, R149. These fraus are so desperate.

Anyone ever heard and gay rumors about him?

r152 You can find more gossip on him in the thread below, including from people who have been to his house. They were posting about it just last week.

i love the hottie, but i fear he wont live down the t swift mess.....prefer him to that druggie downey.....yes

I never found him attractive. He's always looked sickly and unwell. I saw his ass in "Crimson Peak." He has an ass like a woman's. Yech!

R57 She says kind things about Sam Hueghan in the same tweet. And he responds to it. Strange.

Why did you think he was straight R58?