Andy Cohen on Datalounge: "there is no crueler place than that vile pit of trollery"

Are you Brandon Harlow?

Crueler than the producers' room for CNN's New Year's Eve special?

Big talk from a professional bitchy gossip.

Takes one to know one!

"there is no crueler place than that vile pit of trollery"

Says the shadiest queen ever.

Referenced here!

Oh, Good Lord! If he thinks DataLounge is bad, he should meet my neighbors.

Yo, he is correct.

Said the man who got famous promoting other fame whores.

Cunt be cunting.

. . . unless it's lying with Cohen in his bed.

That video is still hilarious, especially the pasta draining part.

I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!

your words give me chills of realness. Thank you. (the erudite quote from the fame whore in question) Not even worth a w/w. Step up your game or go home

Andy Cohen does not give a shit about anyone unless they are rich or famous. He is an embarrassment to Gays, Jews, Caucasians, and people from St. Louis who are not easy to embarrass because they are from St. Louis. .

That's awesome, R6!

Quick question: when Andy Cohen gives you the side-eye, how can you even tell?

your words give me chills of realness. Thank you.

MEOW!

The responses are hilarious:

"Andy types like a bottom"

He's still gross

Such sweet, sweet words. I think he's trying to slip under our caftans, ladies.

OP = worse than Hitler and Cohen's worn out anus

R6 - ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!

Andy Cohen is the Queen of Mean!

[quote] Andy Cohen is the Queen of Mean

Andy = Wicked Witch of the West

Kelly Ripa = Wicket Witch of the East

Sean Avery is the best thing that Andy has going for himself.

Andy is the one guy I wish would get AIDS on a loop, he’s the single worst human excrement on the planet. Talent free and blessed with both rancid thoughts and body odor, reeks of desperation and bad diet.

r27 such desperation and fame-whoring in that picture.

The douchiness literally leaps off the screen looking at the two of them.

I forgive Andy. He's cute

Miss Cohen is certainly showing her age these days.

I can't help but love Andy! He's really ingenious and created a niche & power for himself in a world that marginalizes Gay Men. I like watching WWHL too.

What happened to the athlete he was dating or wanted to date?

He's right...but he's also one of us (and you just know that gossip queen posts and gets dish from here). So, it's all good. LOL!!!

Wouldn't it be hilarious if Andy Cohen were actually Celebrity Caterer?

Is he still fucking that Harvard kid?

Hey WWH-live interns. Does Andy MAKE you post on the DL or are you doing it for personal or professional reasons?

He's right. There is no reason to hate Andy Cohen. He's my hero and I hope he sees this!

Мы можем сказать, что они здесь, но не почему они пишут. - Миша из Македонии.

Who is this Jeffery Self guy and why did he have a thread?

DL is just fucking interesting! I'm a straight woman. If I dont care to look at men presenting their pits or whatever , I just don't look. There is news, great old Hollywood gossip from elder gays, one time I even learned how to fold a plastic market bag into a triangle. Andy is beyond boring

We're an even more wretched hive of scum and villainy than Mos Eisley. Huzzah!

[quote] If I dont care to look at men presenting their pits or whatever

It's interesting lesbians do not post tits and pussy. You are obviously superior to us

fuck vimeo

it NEVER works for me

firefox also blows

as bad as windows 7

[quote]Sounds like 4'10" Cohen needs 2 rewatch some of that crap he's helped put on the air over the years 2 learn real trollery

OUCH!

If Andy would just butch it up a bit he'd be devastatingly hot IMO. But as it is, his sissyness is very off putting.

He’s gross

R146 I like somewhat fem guys. Maybe it's Andy'a sissiness that I find attractive.

Andy is cute. Too shallow to live but he's sexy for an old guy.

Gettem!

[quote]Andy is cute. Too shallow to live but he's sexy for an old guy.

Yeah...I think Andy’s pretty sexy actually, BUT he’s very much that sneering queen at the end bar loudly judging people surrounded by his equally judgemental sycophants.

You know, THAT guy....

r30 r49 r51 Jesus, they need to hire an eye doctor for you queens. That wonky eyed troll? I guess you poor trolls don't get out much.

He's obviously never been to Tumblr.

Cruel is not a word i would to describe tumblr.

Really R54? Have you visited the Tumblr of a raving teenage (or 50 year-old) fangurl?

Datalounge is cruel. Very unhappy people here.

R55 I have and usually i think they're delusional or stupid.

r56 Sounds like any gay club or party on a Saturday night to me.

Delusional, stupid and cruel are hardly mutually exclusive,

Kind of ironic considering he's the biggest mean girl in the room.

YES! Can that quote replace "steaming pile of Gay celebrity gossip, politics and pointless bitchery since 1995?"

I had to encounter him for work and I was a bit apprehensive, but he was very cordial and was very helpful.

My fears were for naught.

My cousin's friend who is a stylist to ALL the short queenie talkshow hosts/producers in New York says it's almost impossible to give Andy Cohen a good haircut because he twitches so much. He also demands weird shit like clotted cream while having his ears waxed.

r63 Ears waxed? God, I just had a visual.

Bill Taylor has weighed in so why are the rest of you bitches still squaking? Case closed.

Jeffery Self‏

An emotionally vulnerable google search of myself led me to a Datalounge thread about me yesterday and I don't think I'll ever recover.

Just venting and processing really

it's okay, those things are shadows created by demons, none of it actually exists

Oh honey.

oh my god this made me scream

Datalounge is the Gay Elephant Graveyard.

Andy Cohen‏Verified account @Andy Feb 9

Replying to @JefferySelf

there is no crueler place than that vile pit of trollery

your words give me chills of realness. Thank you.

gaga five foot boo!‏

this cunt in aa gave me some friendly advice that I talk too much, nothing I say is relevant, and I need to learn to listen

I cried all day yesterday

I was like...do you get who I am? What I'm about? God we are so funny and the fact not everybody likes it SICKENS ME

and then I hate the advice "don't let it get to you" as I'm literally hanging off the roof of the hospital

I love you

I know you do and I love you too also have you ever been put on abilify? And I'll see u next week

at least give us adjectives and specifics

only the meanest words lonely gay men on datalounge could conjure

Your thread barely got 50 replies. That should be more a concern.

agreed

Well, Drag Teen was the most fun (& probably the most necessary) book I read last year, so they can suck it.

it's like cyber-cutting. Don't self harm! We love you a million billion!

And in true DL fashion, this thread itself is a form of "bumped" material already covered LONG ago. Even the illiterate responses here (looking at you, R34 and R54) smell like sour retreads.

If I met Andy Cohen at a party, I can't imagine remaining in his obnoxious presence for very long.

It's so well said that it makes me wonder who said it first.

For someone who overdosed AMERICA on all that foul Housewife Hate, infighting, greed, superficial, superfluous Horror- what the fuck are you talking about???

Andy Cohen is a disgusting person. Vile. I sucked his cock once. Dirty.

I heard he's, well, small. Sad.

r72, small/thick/unkempt

Speaking of sexual harassment, I heard Cohen made some aggressive sexual passess at the Project Runway gays when the show was on his network.

[quote] You know, THAT guy....

Oh yes. I do. Stuff a cumrag in his mouth and pound him into the carpet. That sort likes that.

He is the definition of an upwardly mobile, status-obsessed gay Jewish man. If he hates data lounge, he must hate himself on some level. And have you noticed how he takes no responsibility for the damaged lives his reality shows have caused? What a sociopath.

Andy Cohen to replace Kathy Griffin for CNN New Year's Eve special....

Gonna have to block CNN from my line-up that night so I can't even accidentally tune in, just like I have Faux news blocked full time.

Bitch, please!

Check YOURSELF, Andeeee!

Well, I mean ... he's not exactly *wrong*.

Andy, what do you do for a living again? Puh-leeeseee!

We try, Andy. Lord knows, we try.

Andy's mantra: "Do as I say, not as I do!"

r46=Ross Matthews

His fawning over that hockey player is fucking embarrassing.

Andy said as he boarded a plane with the Dalai Lama to war torn ___to deliver food to___

I'm only fucking, he was setting up a scene where sweetheart Bethany bitchslaps NeNe and then gets kicked in the c___ By Therea who gets stabbed by Ramona, who then drives her Bentley over unsuspecting ...

Two out-gay men hosting CNN's New Year's Special. C'mon, who'd ever thought? That's pretty fucking amazing!

But as a gay man, I'd be more likely to tune in if the hosts were Chris Cuomo and Van Jones or Matthew Rosenberg.

Bravo and Andy are so over.

But it'll never be a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Who is Andy Cohen? I have a cable connection so he's unknown to me. He's kind of cute in the long shot pictures, but all that gray hair is off putting. I can't imagine gray hair to be an indication of studliness. I've heard of Cooper since so many trendy things have that name and he was interviewed in a magazine I saw in my doctor's office. Imagine the impact on New Years eve of all that dying gray hair on those two over the hill kweens. I'd call that gay Armageddon.

I meant to say, I DON'T have cable.

r90

HE said that because he knew we would LOVE IT

Takes one to know one, Andy. Oh, and thanks for RUINING Bravo with all that Housewives shittery.

R89, meet R42.

I found R41's photo. You know, the "straight woman" who presumes not only to intrude here but to voice her typical twat's "opinion," which of course comprises telling gay men on a gay site what SHE does not like here.

Eat your rescue puppy's crap, R41.

Andy always was and always will be a fashion commoner from the Midwestern lower middle class.

[quote]Andy always was and always will be a fashion commoner from the Midwestern lower middle class.

Ever notice how pushy flyovers like Andy, need to be part of every happening scene in one of the greatest cities in the world? Andy, as well as men and women like him, always tries way too hard. He's such a turn-off.

In my field I can always tell the flyovers and the Euro trash trust funders, they stick out like festering sore thumbs.

She's just mad because Datalounge calls her out on not being the power top she proclaims to be.

[quote] "there is no crueler place than that vile pit of trollery"

Yes there is. Craigslist Rants & Raves section.

R6 is brilliant, but I must admit I'm a little disappointed at the lack of poo, Patsy Ramsey and fat Janet.

Here was the thread on it since apparently some of you managed to miss it.

[quote] If I met Andy Cohen at a party, I can't imagine remaining in his obnoxious presence for very long

Thank goodness that will never happen, from your vantage point in your mother's basement.

Oh, snap! Andy has arrived!

Andy is always the last one to leave the event or party and he ALWAYS takes either food or EXTRA swag bags...you KNOW this is true La Cohen, psssst: he’s been asked to put things back sometimes!

There's nothing more tedious than Andy throwing shade! I'm sure he's already in this thread.

Well he *is* Jewish, R104.

Hey, R101, you genius.

Check out R67 in this thread if you want to know how the real fool is.

TERRIBLE how people don't read around here, ain't it, bitch?

I hope that Andy doesn't see this thread.

He's going to leave in tears.

You bitches really are vile TROLLS!

Who's "Andy Cohen"?

Is that like the shoe salesman character on HAZEL? Sorry, I don't know my vintage TV references.

Wasn't he openly lusting after some straight football player on his show? It was embarrassing to watch.

I know people from Clayton High School (smeg-head suburban middle-class wannabe-rich dullards) who said it was always a joke about how needy he was and how he tried to convince people he was straight. They said no one of either sex would have sex with him anyway and that his complexion was "greasy and pimply, and he lies a lot about his teen years. No one liked him because he was always in your face and acting out."

You can certainly see the remnants of the Fat Andy today.

[quote] Wasn't he openly lusting after some straight football player on his show? It was embarrassing to watch.

Yeah, he has a huge crush on "the Gronk" Gronkowski.

He also has a thing for the baseball player Wacha, who he named his dog after.

R101 Thank you for reposting the older thread on the DL video. While I have seen the vid half a million times, what I loved about that thread was a DLer's comment:

Data Lounge's motto should be, "We're not happy until you're not happy!"

Ain't it the truth?

Anyone remember the Blind Item about him picking-up guys and instead of taking them to the apartment, has sex with them in the basement Bike Room of his Horatio Street building?

Yes, he prefers sex in his basement or the Bijou or Cock in the East Village!

Andy Cohan.

Andy Cohen got his start in the entertainment business as the hood ornament on Barry Diller's Bentley.

Is he still banging that young hunk from Harvard?

Personally, I would have used "vile pit of vipers," rather than "vile pit of trollery."

Although both would be correct.

I prefer the official motto of "Cuntiest Cunts That Ever Cunted!"

Thanks for the compliment, Andy.

We wear it as a badge of honor.

So Diller got to Andy before Gallin or Geffin. Or was he too old for Gallin and Geffin?

[quote]There's nothing more tedious than Andy throwing shade! I'm sure he's already in this thread.

Honey, he's 5 foot tall, barely throws a shadow.

Haha, I like that one R122.

A "wretched hive of scum and villainy!"

R122, meet R89 and R42.

For me, he has done more to drag women back to the 50s than anything right-wingers could ever do.

Women should be furious with him. His HW shows are caricatures of women as bitchy, mean, petty, underhanded, money grubbing, back stabbing cunts when in truth, that is just not the case.

He has set women back 40 years in my opinion.

I have never seen him anywhere on tv. I guess I have to mock and despise him to keep my DLd

Had he ever said whether he's had sex with a woman or been attracted to one?

Has he ever said whether he's had sex with a woman or been attracted to one?

I hope so, R130. Can the straights please take him off our hands?

Thanks in advance.

R130 Yes he has pumped a woman. It was in a threesome.

Andy was never hot enough to interest Diller or Geffen. What I meant was he is small enough to be the ornament on the hood of a car.

There we absolutely no Velvet Mafia types interested in Andy, he was just a desperate mean girl who took advantage of the void at Bravo, what many don’t know is that he was stripped of most of his authority EARLY in the RHOf birthing days, they actually promoted his much younger underling to actually get the projects DONE. Andy likes the perks and the praise, he has NO talent for actually running production. He basically does his current shitfest for FREE. He’s the lowest common denominator gay elf who pleaded for his pot of “gold.” Total Cuntz.

Ah, hahahaha. Well, looks like someone found the recent tasteful friends thread on his own apartment. We gutted him like a fish on that one.

He's Suprisingly Tender to the Touch!

[quote] He's Suprisingly Tender to the Touch!

Surprisingly? He's fat.

I did not like the layout of his duplex. It is a hodgepodge!

Barry Diller & David Geffen have zero interest in bearish & boorish Andy Cohen. They only "date" Arayan looking. Muscular blond guys under 30.

Zis Juden is verse den any I haf evah verked on, I must discovers thee zource of such horrors!

I still wouldn't kick Andy out of bed.

r141 I'd kick the hell out of him while he was in my bed.

Can you imagine those pleading crossed eyes glaring at you as he lays there eating Fritos as you fist him? Oy!!!

Where does Andy live on Horatio Street? An old friend lived at 95 Horatio Street for quite a few years. Years before that area was trendy. During that time, Andy would have snubbed his nose at Horatio Street!

Now it's $9995 a month for six rooms! It certainly looks renovated from the years my friend lived there.

If you fist him deep enough do his eyes uncross?

[quote]Had he ever said whether he's had sex with a woman or been attracted to one?

I thought he said he was a Gold Star Gay!!

Andy is a cutie and I'd go out with him in a second. But I graduated high school so I guess I'm out of the running.

Poor Andy is in love with Anderson Cooper. :(

Cooper Anderson

Andy lives at 2 Horatio Street, on the 12th and 14th floor. There is no 13. His apartment is a glaring mess, like his wardrobe.

Andy Cohen, you've just been DRAGGED by Datalounge!

I have one thing to say about this thread....

He is straight people's stereotype of gay men being petty, vile, socially climbing "women"

[quote]Poor Andy is in love with Anderson Cooper. :(

Don't be silly, Andy is in love Andy.

One has ask why he has never been a loving relationship?

He needs to lay off the drugs. He is looking old as fuck now.

Anderson is going to let Andy suck his pencil dick in the Music Room upstairs at the Breakers. Andy will have a meltdown, afterwards, because his whole life led him to believe falsely that blowing a Vanderbilt would be a life-changing and cathartic experience.

He’s 100% correct. 💯💯💯

What drugs is he on?

HE's just mad because he knows we have his number: 1-800-DILDO

I don't like men whose eyes go in two different directions.

Wonky is NOT Wanky.

I can’t believe that he is a top.

I feel bad for Andy but I still think North Korea's death camps are a "crueler place."

He’s got one eye on the guy and one eye on the fly.

I laugh that he's been here and it pissed him off.

Grow up. fool.

I had sex with him once. Cured me of any desire to have it off with a "celebrity." Seriously, I can't believe I had sex with that guy.

You gotta give the full story r166, we want details.

Andy Cohen?

Technically he managed to get the job done but if you've ever watched porn you should be able to deliver the basics. I think of it as the sexual equivalent of visiting a tourist trap. It was in the Hamptons. I really wanted to do Cooper but he wasn't biting, or anything else.

Why did SNL only do one performance of the devastating parody of him by Taran Killam

By details I meant he topped you? I assume he did since he is always going off on how he is such a top.

And his dick is short but kinda thick as others have said?

Andy Cohen did more to ruin TV than anyone else in his generation. One crappy, horrible, lowbrow show after another. And yet if you ask him, he'll take credit for being one of the most forward thinking executives in the business. And, he'll add, after a few lines, a Star! I'm a Star!

So sad. When he falls, no one is going to pick up that sad sack of self-love and self-hatred.

r170 He probably threatened to jump from the top of NBC studios.

Andy Cohen tops, except for that one special guy.

bump

I like to picture Andy as a really crude, fussy bottom.

Luckily he doesn't try to be National Spokesperson For The Gays like a lot of gay celebs do. He doesn't give a shit about us.

I'm still not quite sure that I understand why Andy Cohen is such a hated figure here.

But I must say that I find it amusing.

Because he's a no talent living the life... and people always resent people who shouldn't succeed and do.

Never heard of him. Still don’t know who he is.

R170, according to replies on older threads about him, Andy was devastated and really pissed off that the SNL skit portrayed him so accurately and hilariously.

To try and get them to stop, he started having their whole cast in the rotation of guests on WWHL to promote both SNL and their other projects.

His eyes disturb me. He always comes off as if he is trying too hard.

[quote] His eyes disturb me. He always comes off as if he is trying too hard.

If his eye tries too hard, he may have lazy eye.

I can be cruel to Andy Cohen by telling the god's honest truth: I have no idea who Andy Cohen is. I've never heard of him, read about him, or watched him.

[quote] I've never heard of him, read about him, or watched him

Then how can you tell the truth?

Andy sounds like a rube when he asks his guests to play his plead the "fith" game.

OP's photo is one of the only photos I've ever seen of Andy Cohen where he actually looks attractive. I think it's because you can't see his crossed eyes.

[quote] Andy sounds like a rube when he asks his guests to play his plead the "fith" game.

A well-scrubbed, hustling rube?

"I don't know who Andy Cohen is but I'm posting on a thread about Andy Cohen"

Do you do this on all threads when you know nothing about the topic? Why? What does that add to the thread?

[quote] I'm still not quite sure that I understand why Andy Cohen is such a hated figure here

Caller: "I love you, Andy!"

Andy: "Love you too!!" *rolling eyes on camera*

Total phony.

Love you, R188.

Andy loves to bottom for Housewives wearing dildoes!

Andy isn't really the new kid on the block. He paid his dues, came up through the ranks, worked hard behind the scenes with big names on CBS, and eventually became Mr. Bravo, which to him is top of the heap. You can never go broke underestimating the taste of the American public, so Andy must be a very rich man. I really like WWHL. His dating show is crap though.

He knows everyone. Here he is with Tilda Swinton.

I had forgottten about that skit at R170.

“I’m like a shark. If I stop moving, I’ll die.” LMAO!

[quote]Andy Cohen did more to ruin TV than anyone else in his generation. One crappy, horrible, lowbrow show after another. And yet if you ask him, he'll take credit for being one of the most forward thinking executives in the business. And, he'll add, after a few lines, a Star! I'm a Star!

Nah, he earns second place. Ryan Secrest turning the E! channel into the Kardashian channel wins that prize.

R193, that’s a classic DL line. Well done, sir.

Does Andy still visit Datalounge?

Here goes the facts, he’s a bottom, he’s a messy drunk, he fumbled the ball when the various housewives shows grew above two-they had to bring in some production vets to fix his epic fuckups, he eats junk food then cries about it, he obsessed over Sarah Jessica Parker and haunts her house, Matthew is happy because it saves him from attending all the events, Andy is cheap, he HATES older gays, his feet smell very bad and he wears lifts.

Done.

R198 = Anderson Cooper

The question remains . . . Is he still with that Harvard hunk?

I imagine his ass is hairy & extremely uninviting.

[quote] his feet smell very bad

I notice he wears a lot of shoes without socks on WWHL. Can only imagine the stench.

He wasn't a horrible young man.

Susan Lucci must be very short because Andy is a fucking midget.

Andy's biggest fuck-up was allowing certain Housewives (Bethenny, NeNe, Teresa, Vicki) too much power on their shows.

r63, what does he do with the clotted cream? That IS weird.

Andy. Ms Cohen. If your Nasty.

[quote] your

Personally, I'm waiting with baited breath (NOT) for Andy's personal essay about how he too (#metoo) was sexually assaulted by Harvey Weinstein. The NY Times will slobber over it and add it to the Op-Ed section - the Kelly Ripa will have Andy on her show and while tearfully telling his "tale" of Harvey dropping trou in front of him while taking a piss, telling him about how much he loved getting his cock sucked by starlets, "That _____ (bleeped out by the network)- talented girl. Ryan Seacrest will suddenly blurt out, "Merv did that in front of me! Well, not about starlets, but I thought it was HOT!"

A long hush will fill the studio... Kelly will not know what to say, Andy will begin to quietly seethe because Ryan stole focus and Ryan? Well, he'll just smile as Gelman cuts to a commercial for Massengill...

Zzzzz

Sue Looch is about 5 feet.

what a douche - this midget brought the sewer to the masses - he truly scrapes the bottom of the cultural barrel. His whole "I know so much ridiculous trivia...I'm so quirky?!!" An example of success without accomplishment. BTW, I used to work in news in the 90's, overnight shift when his dear friend AC was anchor on World News Now - you know, before he was out - cause it was always such a mystery if he was gay (and he was just too brave when he came out). Anyway, would see him at the Boiler Room. One night, my friend and I went up to him, just to say hi, since we all worked the same shift, etc....had no idea his lineage all of that...it was before who he is (you now...post The Mole, does he not remember?) -- he was so sooo fucking weird, he recoiled - its not like we were asking for an autograph - just introducing ourselves as fellow employees. It was the weirdest encounter - and AC has an enormous head - after that night we referred to him as egghead. To this day, I see him on air and I say "hey egghead"

R212, you talk to persons on your tv? Have you thought about seeing someone about this issue?

r193 HAHAHAH paid his dues? Cohen was an intern on cbs this morning with Julie Chen - who ended up fucking and marrying the head of CBS. He was a sycophant from the word go. He would ONLY be nice to on air talent. He actively perused high powered and well connected gay men to get a head in business. He left CBS this morning for a job as VP of programming at TRIO - a failed cable network that got bought by Bravo. You k now how people think he created all these things on Bravo? Nope. Nothing to do with Queer Eye, or Boy meets Boy or any of the early success of Bravo Reality. Guess what, he had nothing to do with Real Housewives either. Scott Dunlop created that. Cohen just became the face of it when they needed someone to chair the season two reunion. It was called a Watch What Happens Special - the Real OC reunion. You know why Cohen got the job to host it? Because they didn't want to pay anyone. He did co-create the WWHL show which was born out of the WWH special reunions. His show, and relationship with the housewives lead to him becoming the face of Bravo. Guess who didn't like that - Everyone else at Bravo. He was forced to change his twitter handle from BravoAndy to just Andy (and if you ever want to hear a horror story about entitlement ask one of his former employees about getting verified on twitter..lol). He is vain, absurdly vain. Because most 20 something star fuckers will have sex with him he takes advantage of it. (Cooper is quoted that no one enjoys his fame more than Andy). He is 5'4" tall but wears lifts to appear taller. He hates being called short. He cannot keep a man because he honestly thinks he should be with a rich a list gay man, that no one is good enough for him or on his level so he invents problems. He is desperate to get out of the tie to Reality TV and Bravo - but it all goes back to it. His Radio Andy on Sirius had devolved into a Bravo talk show extension.

Lots of nudge-nudge wink-wink when he is in Sag Harbor. Pudgy Jewish man.

r214 you better spill that gurl!

Wow. R214 knows where the bodies are buried.

Anyone here remember when Bravo was an arts channel?

Someone who makes his living by contributing to the idiocracy by glorifying incivility, violence and boorish behavior reminiscent of a Hooligans' section in some soccer stadium -but while wearing Louboutin- is in no position to judge anyone.

He's such a douchebag.

r214 — come sit beside me.

The video at R6 was incredible. Some obscure-ish references, too: Will and E.J., Tommy and Gio.

Who was the guy making the biting expression?

What is the status of Inside the Actors Studio?

[quote] Because most 20 something star fuckers will have sex with him he takes advantage of it.

That's why other threads are hinting he may be the next Weinstein?

R221 - that was DL fave Colton Haynes.

[quote]other threads are hinting he may be the next Weinstein

Exhibit A!

R224 Thanks!

Is it true Andy is heir to a big meat fortune?

If he's been here and hated what he found it means he's Googling himself. Even he knows he got further in life than he ought to have done and, like the rest of us, he hates having it confirmed. Especially in so many words and references he doesn't understand. In real life, Anderson is kinda Will and Andy is very much Jack.

He’s smarmy and embarrassingly coy.

Weinstein was a victim of bad timing in these days of political correctness. Darryl Zanuck was notorious for the way he abused aspiring actresses. He would have a different starlet fellate him each afternoon in his office at 20th Century Fox.

Trump is no better than Weinstein. Why does he skate while Weinstein is crucified?

Because no one, and I mean NO ONE, will publicly admit to fucking him, R231.

There's a fuckton of women who have publicly claimed that Trump sexually harassed them in one way or another.

That man has aged badly.

You’d think that, with his money, he could afford any number of stylists, surgical and otherwise.

He's so hot when he's honest.

I just don't think there is a stylist or surgeon alive who could make that lump hot.

R228, he's the Rhoda and Anderson is the MARY!

Andy is very lovable when you get to know him. He's MUCH different in person than how he comes across on TV.

R230 Take it for what it's worth but a book about Fox, The Fox That Got Away, repeated rumors that Zanuck and his wife Virginia had long term threesomes with the young Robert Wagner and, of course, Bella Darvi.

r214 what was the deal with him and Sean Avery? Avery still wants to be famous and he is shilling a book that apparently shits on a lot of hockey people.

Whos the Jeffery Self who complained about Dl? I've never seen a thread about him.

Says the man who has brought the world many vile pits of trollery.

Oh, fuck off, you cross-eyed lowest-common-denominator bitch.

Don’t look at Andy cross eyed!

Sheesh, I thought went easy on him.

Andy also had a nasty habit of biting and spit his nails out at inappropriate times and places, like during production meetings. He also can’t meet deadlines and will resort to faking migraines to run out and hit Morandi instead of pulling the team together, a fraud who got lucky.

[quote]I'm waiting with baited breath

Well, I ain't kissing you.

How can you tell where Andy is looking?

[quote] How can you tell where Andy is looking?

Look at which way his dick is pointing.

Did Anderson ever suck his peen?

[quote]s it true Andy is heir to a big meat fortune?

Don't be silly.

[quote]Anyone here remember when Bravo was an arts channel?

I remember that and TRIO was also an arts channel. Hope Andeeee doesn't get hired at OVATION, he'll ruin that channel too!

Does Empress Cohen act like Heavy Whalestein? Does he fuck interns and abuse them?

So he is being a cunt to Kathy Griffin again?

BTW, he looks old as fuck in that TMZ video.

Andy's infamous "floor burgers a la Hasselhoff" video, circa 2019.

Ok let me telling you something about Andy Cohen. I Googled him to see who he was since reading so much abosteve passing by my computer as I was on my computer when my friend passed by, not knowing he was she said to me "that man wreaks of desperation, he's a wanna be". She knows how to read people as do I. And personally I expected him to act like he never knew Kathy Griffin...and thats exactly what he did. Now she's mad. Andy is very fake, he cant even hide it. My question is this....Andy is phony and Kathy can dish it....but she can never take it . What does this say about Anderson Cooper as a person if he attracts and befriends people like these two? I used to love Anderson Cooper but as a serious journalist who comes from old money...how utterly tacky two have friends who air out their dirty laundry (outside of their professions) like two mange riddled cats fighting for the last scraps of food in a urine soaked alley.

Oh, Andy, there is... It's called Bravo.

Anderson hangs out with and dates trash.

I have no idea why.

R255 here lahwd have mercy my tablet spazzed. Sorry folks but do read it as I make a valid point. Happy Friday everyone!

God, is he ugly.

Andy's not ugly. He's seasoned.

GRANDPA!

"there is no crueler place than that vile pit of trollery"

Except for the channel he works for, of course. That has made petty cruelty by boring rich people into very low brow art. Art that should be hung in the bathroom.

Your pirin tablet, r258?

I love anything that's hung in the bathroom.

Andy--I know your personality and you'll never stop checking DL and the internet in general.

But, by now, you know you have few fans here. Enjoy the Frau sites wherein you're considered clever. Anyone who knows anything about Bravo knows you were deballed years ago, much like me.

^^Giggy

He doesn't seem like he's a very nice person, or has much substance. But then the more I read about him the less I think of Anderson Cooper too, so maybe water seeks its own level.

The trolling would run a lot smoother for Andy if he could just get a sense of humor about it!

R268 Or about his own silly self. He despised the on the mark SNL parody of WWHL, and it's never been shown again.

They say that he has a hairy and smelly hole.

R6 gets extra points for using the Phyllis theme song over the visuals. Genius.

[quote] He despised the on the mark SNL parody of WWHL, and it's never been shown again.

He has power over what SNL shows?

WWHL used to be entertaining, but now he has too many BRAVO names on and I haven't a clue who they are.

He thinks he's macho which is why the nelly queen impersonation pissed him off.

Why would he think he's macho? 💅👙👠👜👗

Gurl, please. Doesn't she ever watch her own footage?

Lady Cohen drinks from the tap.

Not sure if it was posted or not, but this was mentioned earlier.

HOW'S THE COKE, ANDY?!

Thanks for "bumping" the thread, R279

This scandal will blow over sooner or later.

Will this send his career off the rails?

They're really trolling his twitter now.

[Quote]xavier@kindaxavier I refuse to believe this middle aged power bottom doesn’t do coke

I love it.

R278, that video says "not available to be seen in your country" (U.S.)

[quote]He has power over what SNL shows?

Bravo is a part of NBC Universal. I'm sure SNL cancelled future airings of the clip as a professional courtesy....not due to his nonexistent power.

Don't understand why a nice guy like Bruce Bozzi who comes from money and is married to one of the heads of CAA, Bryan Lourd, can be best friends with Andy Cohen. Bruce must have killed someone and Andy found out. No other plauseable explanation.

Coke bloat WOULD explain a lot

Guess he's not that powerful. NBC has SNL skit posted.

So Andy says the story is 100% false AND it's totally made up. Which is it, Andy?

CNN should drop him from NYE. He's destroying Anderson Cooper's career by bringing a once respected journalist down to his level.

Newsflash: Anderson Cooper was never respected. At least among the thinking population.

Compared to Andy Cohen, Anderson Cooper was Walter Cronkite.

If he's going to force his parents on the tv audience, he should get them both face lifts. Especially his father who looks like a hound dog.

Andy LOVES his blow, gets it from a celeb dealer in the Bronx, he will CUT A BITCH if they hoover his blow, he’s “snow day” parties during the week are why he can’t function properly by Thursdays, and at the height of his Bravo dramas he was on a pleasure three day binge/recover/drink cycle which made his day after the day after a HORROR. He’s an insecure, needy child who will kiss any A-list ass, even as he’s built up a name, tragic though it is, for himself among the “Kardashiantopia” lovin’ frau empire.

And he will NEVER change, he’s been a bossy and pleading bottom since third grade!!

Does Andy's 'good friend' Kelly Ripple get involved in his coke parties? I assume so. The woman is near anorexic, she has a huge Lollipop Head and a boy's body. Her boyish figure might explain why her gay husband Mark loves her.

Besides not eating, Kelly is obsessed with the gym. If you think she looks thin on TV, you should see that bag of bones in person! Kelly is revolting. Think she recently had a nose job, why? Who knows. her nose was fine. Her nose looked super tiny when she was on Jimmy Fallon a few days ago.

R295 = Andy's mother Evelyn

A "vile pit of trolley," he called it? Andy, let us know when you have a point to make.

[quote] A "vile pit of trolley," he called it?

Time, tide and trolley wait for no man. Let her go, motorman.

I love you r299.

Do you know Warren Sheffield by chance?

[quote]"there is no crueler place than that vile pit of trollery".

How's Twitter working out for you today, bee-yatch!

Is he what they call a "bossy bottom"?? He seems like a less uglier version of that Perez guy...

[quote]How's Twitter working out for you today, bee-yatch!

It's Just Another Manic Sunday!

Andy gets a Twitter message from Datalounge.

Not sure who Corbin is, but he's a complete bitch and his feed is funny. Definitely DL!

I just watched the Youtube video of his parents (sitting on a couch chatting). They seem like lovely, unpretentious people. I guess Andy can't be all bad.

Can you die of a cocaine overdose?

Can not fucking stand Andy Cohen, but I have to admit that picture of him in the blue shirt in the OP is sexy as fuck.

From looking at that picture of him in the blue shirt you'd never even suspect what a mincing sissy he is.

R307 uh, yes, it's called "a heart attack".

If Andy did die from the cocaine, would Kathy Griffin feel guilty?

[quote] Can you die of a cocaine overdose?

Ask Carrie Fisher.

So there's hope then!

Kelly and Andy really do deserve each other. What pretentious twats!

Andy and Kelly travel with their own silver coke spoons, no straws or rolled up twenty dollar bills for serious players!

Everyone will tune in to WWHL tonight to see if he's coked out. Will he address it?

I assume he will have all his "friend" guests take aim at Kathy so he doesn't have to

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Donnie and his brother both had nice asses back in the day.

He won’t make a big statement. Instead, he’ll make an oblique, jokey reference to being on coke that his guests will laugh at. Only viewers who are aware of the KG video will get the “joke.”

A-W-K-W-A-R-D!

Why is he obsessed with this racist thug and Jenny McCarthy?

Tuesday's guests are Bethenny and Sean Avery.

Can he not get good guests? Only his friends?

He just name dropped Madonna.

Hey, is anybody gonna put me back up on the wall? Hello?

He just asked which of the NKOTB has the biggest cock.

True tops aren't interested in dick size, Andy.

Donnie replied that Joey McIntyre is hung HUGE.

Every time he asks about a guy's dick size, I cringe.

It just shows what a tacky cretin he is.

Andy looks more fucked out than usual tonight. I guess he's been drinking and snorting nonstop since he saw the sort of reaction he's getting on Twitter.

R329, you are very correct, when Andy is exposed or cornered, like say, way back when he was fumbling budgets and was called to the carpet in a very embarrassing Bravo meeting (one of hundreds), his default is to call his dealer and double up the Grey Goose in the freezer. Sixteen hours later he calls the Latino escorts...the TOP escorts.

I always love Anderson Cooper's reaction when one of his friends gets publicly sauteed: "My name is Bess and I ain't in this mess!"

Andy appears to have gotten a dark rinse on his hair.

Is really as short as 4"11 without his high heel lifts in her shoes?

Andy Cohen is a coke fiend, he is a porn star escort fiend, he is a starfucker fiend, he is a fraud, a liar and he’s also a BOTTOM, this top nonsense might be the worst of his crimes.

Suffered him from 2006-2012, he’s toxic, hateful and VERY RECKLESS...Miss Cohen never met a condom he didn’t like, ding ding.

R334 Did Empress Andy let you rawdog him and cum in his asshole that has been touched by no one?

Does his hole stink?

It smells of lilacs and buttercream, you heathen!

[quote] he is a fraud, a liar and he’s also a BOTTOM

This is so bizarre to me.

Andy is an out and proud gay man, and he has been for a long time.

If you're going to be honest about your sexuality, then why on Earth would you lie about whether you're a top or a bottom?? That makes no sense.

For that matter, why does he have to even bring it up at all, if he's just going to lie about it?

r338 because he's a self-hating gay. Even though he's a huge queen and focuses on vapid subjects with the intensity and mind of a 15 year old girl, he thinks that the masculine is ideal and therefore, he must be a top because top = The Man. It's kind of sad, watching a nelly queen try to convince others he's actually really butch. The projection is all coming from inside the house! If he were secure in his masculinity he wouldn't care and wouldn't protest so loudly about it.

Exactly R339, no top I’ve EVER known talks about dick size, Andy cannot stop screeching on about it. Those who know Madame Cohen know he is a greedy human and messy bottom.

Tops usually don't criticize or reject guys for being "too femme" either, as Andy allegedly did to one of our 'pit of trollery' brothers. As a top, I couldn't care less how masc or femme you are, as long as you're packing a nice hungry bubble butt. Move aside, Andy!

That big ol' girl's blouse, a top? LOL LOL LOL LOL

Come on people. Even active DLers know what eh said isn't wrong.

R343 demonstrates her command of the language and subject, eh?

Andy's randy candy?

Supposedibly!

Maybe he’s a dual purpose gay. A top and a bottom. And if you leave any white powdery stuff on your glass tables, he’s also a Hoover!

Andy Cohen used to LIVE at the late and lamented Unicorn Bookstore on West 22nd Street, during his CBS days, he’s spend late Saturday nights high as a kite with his nose down and ass up!

rofl r346 :D

"Oh dear! I spilled my finest cocaine all over my new carpet! Andy, would you be a dear?"

I fully expected him to bring up either Griffin or Spacey but the last couple of episodes of WWHL haven't even had a Jackhole of the Day, unless I missed it.

He did make a fool of himself mentioning pot 100 times with Whoopi.

So I've never watched the show but is this mindless, juvenile prattle just his schtick or is actually this mindless all the time?

You can never tell where he’s looking.

He doesn’t have a valid or serious thought in his head, he’s a hollow and toxic fraud that will trample over anyone and anything to cement his vapid desires. Expect much MORE revelations to expose his sorrows soon enough...

Lord have mercy on my soul!

I am overdosing on the bitchery in this thread...you gentlemen have made me weep a little. Especially [R347], [R346], [R344], [R340], [R335] and [R330].

365. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/30 **#6**

This late night talk show host should probably stop arguing with the celebrity because she knows a couple of things about the host that he thinks no one else knows. Things that could bring him down. [italic]Andy Cohen/Kathy Griffin [/italic]

C'mon he had on BH Housewife Kim Richards who is well documented alcoholic and at the time was fighting for her life. He still had the stupid word/drinking game and bartender on. Kim didn't have anything but you would think if he thought about anyone but himself he could stop that nonsense for thirty minutes.

He doesn't give a shit because he's a SOCIOPATH AND MALIGNANT NARCISSIST.

Matthew Broderick HATES HIM, but has to submit and play along because SJP enjoys the vile company of Andy because she can take off the sweet mask with him and be an unleashed mean girl who likes her vodka and ciggies...

Meanwhile, backstage at WWHL

Better version of the above

Andy’s most important person in his life, besides himself of course, isn’t his dealer, it is his dog caretaker, Ms. Cohen makes sure his binges do not affect his pooch. Guess he’s not all bad!

Ms. Cohen is what he calls his penis.

R361, Nope, he calls it CLITORIS because he doesn’t get hard...

Hmmm...I bet Andy Cohen's ass is a much crueler place than data lounge...

You guys are going to send that poor man into a shame spiral...

If r362 is correct, he'll be surfing the crimson wave any moment now!

When can we expect sexual harassment -Kevin Spaceylike to come out about Andy Cohen?

Andy did blow off Jimmy Fallon’s skinny cock tonight, they went to hire Boomer Banks after the taping. Rough evening for those girls!

Boomer Banks is the kind of escort Anderson Cooper hires. Andy Cohen likes high school/college types of ant top who will use coke!

I actually do believe that, R368. AC and Ben probably get rentboys for their escapades, like Versace and his bf did. Andy C. likely facilitates this, as he surely knows all the pretty "barely legal" twinks who would participate.

So did Andy weather the storm and come through it? There's been so much other news lately that it's been eclipsed.

Andy sent flowers to Weinstein and Spacey.

[quote] Nope, he calls it CLITORIS because he doesn’t get hard

You must not know much about female sexual anatomy. The female clitoris gets erect just like a male penis when the woman is sexually aroused. When a fetus is forming the little nubbin it develops turns into a penis in males and a clitoris in females.

This is DL R372, why the fuck would I CARE about the female sexual anatomy?! Jeeeeezus, consider you current location hun!

[quote] AC and Ben probably get rentboys for their escapades

Whoever would have imagined Anderson Cooper hiring an escort...

R78 fuck that fur wearing fat cunt!

Andy and AC have definitely hired a few of The Cocky Boys for more than afternoon tea...

Has Andy hoovered up all the Bronx blow yet? Has he checked into rehab?

CNN should fire her.

Bumping Andy

R380 = Andy "no publicity is bad publicity" Cohen, struggling mightily to keep his name out there.

He and Kathy were made for each other. Two petty bitches who live to dish it out, but can't take it for even one second.

He's not even wrong about DL. It's just rich coming from a guy who's pretty much the Maury Povich of basic cable.

All I f-ing did was post a bad pic of Endora!! And I gave beauuuuuuuutiful suggestions for winter cape ideas over in that other thread!!!

$50 says his dick is tiny & gets lost in a forest of untrimmed pubic hair. Yuck!

Wrong r384, his dick is probably one of those super bent things that is painful when it gets hard and the foreskin doesn't retract....

I wonder if he feels even a scintilla of guilt over all the divorces, betrayals and suicides on his shows.

Liz Smith, who was 1000x more famous and powerful in her day than Cohen, found that all her famous friends like Barbara Walters dropped her when she lost her newspaper column.

I can't wait for WWHL to be cancelled...

Oh once Andy loses his frautastic mess of a show he’ll become even more needy and manic and will end up hawking caftans on HSN2.

R385, most Jews don't have their foreskins...

While I find Andy a cute guy at first glance, his personality is very off putting, and his voice is a dealbreaker!

He seems like he doesn’t wipe very well.

R384 here, ready to collect that $50!

PS. Anyone think it's just a coinkydink that I used the term "forest of untrimmed pubic hair" and Kathy's "source" is named Forrest?

If he waxes his ears Andy must have a nice hairy ads.

Small dicked faggot

Please, R387. Don't think for a second Liz wasn't fully aware that her famous "friends" were only keeping the enemy close.

This coming from the fag who gave the world Teresa Guidice? he is partially responsible for the downfall of our society.

Thanks, Andy!

He is gross

Lately Andi really seems defensive every time he fumbles on his words: "And I'm not even drinking tonight!" or "I'm totally sobes!" (Yes, this 50 year old man says "sobes" instead of "sober")

Here is the thing - If what Kathy Griffin is saying is untrue - she can be sued - he has yet to sue her or even threaten her with a law suit. A jew. An entertainment jew. He would know a good lawyer or two.

I’m pretty sure there is video out there of him doing his beloved blow.

R401 should move to Alabama you racist

R401 is a deeply sick fellow.

R401 here.

Any questions? Such as how soon my brain tumor will kill me?

Wow, I have never seen anyone DRAGGED this hard on Datalounge, as Miss Andy.

No wonder he says he never reads about himself on the internet. This thread is WAY harsh.

I agree that this thread could send him into a week long coke and alcohol binge spiral.

Guys with very small dicks shouldn't throw stones, Andy

Well, at least we know why it would have never worked between Anderson and Andy.

Size queens think that a 5 inch cock is tiny.

He wishes he was 5in.

This thread is exhausting, but I guess it ALL must be said!

I wonder if Andy stuffed the bird with some sensible uncut 8 balls?

Try the Kathy Griffin threads if you want to see someone being dragged hard R406

Andy Cohen Talks On The Howard Stern Show. *SOUND ON*

#hotguysfuck #andycohen #howardstern #porn

He's not wrong. DL is particularly vicious about him.

Yeah but DL is probably right about him 90% of the time. The truth hurts.

eh, he is no worse than a lot of DL faves. Including Miss Griffin.