Would you ever perform scat play?

No. Never.

i peed on someone once..... but shit? hell to the NO.

no way

A guy who pays to suck me off offered me a lot of money to shit on him, but I couldn't do it.

What if the one begging for it looked like this ?

It's unlikely he ever had to "beg" anyone for it.

Still no.

Charles Laughton, on the other hand?

Oh, God--the [italic]begging,[/italic] it was pathetic.

Absolutely not

I'm poo-shy so even if I wanted to I couldn't go on command. But no way would I want to.

Most DLers would shit on your face just to shut you up.

Depends on the play.

I could never love someone who wanted me to do that.

Troll

Chris Pratt did hilariously (and explosively) at Anna Farris's insistence in "Movie 19."

You're probably right R14. DL does have a scat troll.

Which had total, global box office receipts of somewhere around 40 bucks.

R6

Allegedly that's what ended his sexual friendship with Errol Flynn. Flynn like to indulge in sex with men on occasion and he found Ty very attractive but once Tyrone started begging him to piss and shit on him Flynn had enough. They stayed on friendly enough terms but the sex was over.

I'm jerking so hard to this thread. Please keep going. I'm gonna bust soon.

No, DL has a click-bait employee / thread starter / deliberate shit-stirrer (so to speak).

" Sure I'll eat your poop Bubba "

OP got smacked!

Nope, can't do it. I just googled some images and was throughly disgusted by what I saw. I was shocked by the number of "normal" looking guys who are into it, like the one depicted here. (Don't worry - this photo doesn’t open to what he's about to do - you'd have to google the accompanying video to see that.)

There's got to be some DEEP psychological issues for anyone who is into scat. I don't think that I could get past the stench. Just foul>

No, never as it's unhealthy for the body, which I would try and patiently explain to him. I do watch scat videos a couple of times per year just for the sake of watching something new, but the guys all need to be [italic]very[/italic] hot and the act [italic]very[/italic] mild. And even then, I get off on the guys enjoying it and not the act itself.

R21 He's so dreamy! Do you know who he is?

R23 Gorgeous guy. I kinda want to see the full video now.

Found the video. And of course he's German. The plastic glove made me laugh; you're eating shit but you don't want your hands to get dirty?!

I do feel bad for those guys who can't properly get off any other way but through some niche fetish that's frowned upon even by otherwise sex-positive people.

R21 is Tyrone Power, r25.

Nope - never. Hell no. Look - sometimes you can get a bit of brown when ass fucking - but that's totally different. Accidental and you're not smearing it and shit (pun intended).

Deeply scarred people into that stuff. Stay away.

[quote]Look - sometimes you can get a bit of brown when ass fucking - but that's totally different.

Look, you can?

[quote]Look, you can?

Look, sometimes it can happen, but it also can be said by n ignorant homophobe too.

R28 I honestly don't know if they're any more scarred than other people with tamer fetishes. They just had the misfortune of getting fascinated by excrement (probably at an early age) and then tying that [italic]fascinans[/italic] to their sexual arousal.

The guy at R23 has a great cock, insanely hot puckered hole, great body and face, and shoots a nice load. And then he goes and eats his own shit. Again, it really is just an unfortunate kink that probably prevents otherwise normal people from fully enjoying basic intercourse.

R30 You're definitely referring to that "eat da poo poo" pastor, aren't you?

Look, no.

Eewwww!!

R31, you can't completely normalize it. There's a reason people have an aversion to it.

I could sing scat like Louis Armstrong and Ella Fitzgerald.

Twice I shit in someone's mouth. I was young and eager to try everything.

One of the guys was sizzling hot.

Scar just wasn't my thing so I left it behind

There is a story in the collection [italic]Close Range[/italic] (no, it's not Brokeback Mountain), where a character exclaims, "I'm so hungry I could eat a cowboy's unwashed asshole."

So, um yeah, we're guessing that Annie Proulx is a big ol' scat queen on the downlow.

No, but I'm not of the generation that considered public rest room sex completely normal.

[post redacted because independent.co.uk thinks that links to their ridiculous rag are a bad thing. Somebody might want to tell them how the internet works. Or not. We don't really care. They do suck though. Our advice is that you should not click on the link and whatever you do, don't read their truly terrible articles.]

I firmly believe scatologists are mentally ill.

James Woods, come on down!

[quote]Twice I shit in someone's mouth.

PLEASE SHIT IN MY MOUTH.

R40 People used to firmly believe homosexuals were mentally ill as well.

It's just a kink that's not hurting anyone but their own bodies. I'd take the average turd eater over that Turd that is currently occupying the White House any day. Now [italic]that's[/italic] mental illness that's actually causing suffering and irreparable damage on a daily basis.

R26 please post the video link

Tyrone Power was beautiful, but so leaden on screen; he was a terrible actor.

Someone in the front office must have enjoyed being shat on--or being the shatter, er shitter.

Eat shit, r43

I've told this story before but here it goes again.

When I was young, I met a guy in a bathhouse who started eating my ass. He kept asking me to push and push. It became obvious that he wanted to eat my shit so I pushed it out. Later that evening, another guy started to eat my ass. For some reason I thought he must want to eat shit too, so I pushed it out. He didn't want it...

R44 Here you go.

There's a website I stumbled onto once had lots of scat pics. I was amazed that this is was easy to find

Ah, damn, it's one of those links that won't load.

This one should work.

You had me at "Later that evening..." r47

R50 the guy is so fucking sexy. Note he doesn't swallow it. I met a guy once that had me shit on his teeth. He didn't swallow it like he did my piss

Paleo diet, obviously.

LOL @ R42

Thomas Pynchon wrote that scat scene about halfway into "Gravity's Rainbow". That's when I through the book away.

Life's too short.

^threw

Wasn't there some story that circulated in the 70s about Lou Reed begging trannies to shit in his mouth?

Ah. [italic]That[/italic] would explain Lou's breath.

R58 = Laurie Anderson

Ultimate pro-biopics.

^^^pro-biotics (damn auto-correct)

It's all organic!

R27 Thanks!

How the hell did he manage to maintain such perfect teeth back then?!

By religiously placing them in a glass of "Dentu-Brite" every night.

R64 See, that's exactly why I asked because those don't look like falsies to me.

[quote]Sca[t] just wasn't my thing so I left it behind

We wept at the poetry of this closing line, r36

This thread is a new low for Datalounge....now that's REALLY saying something.

The do look pretty natural, r65. That's excellent studio-sponsored dental professionalism at work.

And standard dental hygiene goes a long way; this was true even in the 30s and 40s.*

So why not take your twisted panties elsewhere, r67?

R45

Mayer wouldn't have tolerated him. Power was under contract at Fox. He was loaned out to other studios on occasion. Shearer (MGM) wanted him in some capacity for Marie Antoinette and got him. She had clout though.

"By the time the lighting & cameramen were finished lining everything up so that she wouldn't appear cross eyed half the day was shot to hell ! Her cross eyes were really much worse than that new young actress Karen Black." - Joan Crawford in 1971

Thanks, r70: that Crawford quote is priceless--and gives just a hint of how Shearer must have been resented by her far less-well connected colleagues. The serviceable--though completely chinless--Jennifer Jones seems to have been another in the mold of Shearer.

"THIS studio won't be putting up with any of Tyrone's shit!"

For the record, I believe his son has denied the rumors about his father's hobby.

Not sure why G--gle Alerts routed us here, but we'd like you all to know that SCAT will be presenting the hilarious comedy [italic]What A Way To Go![/italc] Sept 15-18; call early for tickets; group discounts are available!

And some of the queens on this board still can't believe Scotty Bowers' claim that Charles Laughton liked to spread feces on his sandwiches.

Laughton forever rued the day that he allowed Bowers to witness preparation of his favorite Armour Deviled Ham Spread sandwich.

Excellent seats for [italic]What A Way To Go![/italic] are still available!

We are air-conditioned for your theater-going comfort!

And well out of the (projected*) path of Irma (and Jose)!

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Confederate monument-free since August 2017!

"Y'all C'mon Down!"

I don't love anyone that much. And I'm too afraid to even read the replies on this thread because I'm sure it'll include pictures that I'll never be able to un-see. PS. Remember the days when threads like these would instantly get deleted & the OP banned?

[quote]Remember the days when threads like these would instantly get deleted & the OP banned?

No. Nor do we remember hoop skirts, or steam-powered motorcars, but our fear is that you are settling in to tell us all about them.

I thought Danny Thomas was one..

"1952 all the way to roughly 1987, or thereabouts?

We couldn't keep glass-topped coffee tables in stock for anything--boom!--sold 'em as soon as they hit the floor!"

R79 There are no scat pictures in this thread. There [italic]are[/italic] many pictures of Tyrone Power, for some reason.

I don't get why there were ever times when the OP would get banned for asking a simple question like that. We don't live in a theocracy, after all.

My mother was so in love with Tyrone Power she named me after his starlet wife.

[quote]I thought Danny Thomas was one..

—B. Deveraux

Ah. Just figured out what you did there. Nicely done--on multi-levels.

From Wikipedia - Dan Savage coined the abbreviation "GGG". It stands for "good, giving, and game", and it means one should strive to be GOOD in bed, GIVING "equal time and equal pleasure" to one's partner, and GAME "for anything – within reason".

What Wiki doesn't say is the within reason exceptions are scat, bestiality, and pedophilia. NO NO NO - NEVER NEVER NEVER on all three for me and most of the human population

Dan Savage, still straining as hard for cultural relevancy as he periodically must when straining to give his partner? husband? accomplice? co-defendant? "good value" in their bedroom.

Dear Lord in heaven!

She lives!

We thought you were missing!

Bake sales.

Ferrying Skippy to the vet.

Fucking the living daylights out of the paperboy.

(And relax. He's 16)

I love poo.

The best scat is the morning after a Mexican dinner.

Keep going!

You must have not seen some of the scenes of UTTER DESTRUCTION wreaked on toilets by women, if you're confining your scat purview to "Men's Rooms."

The guy at r50 is insanely hot, but the scat stuff is disgusting. I wonder if he has any non-scat videos?

I also have piss and vomit videos available (for sale).

Of all the things I've wanted to do sexually, this has never been one of them. Straight male here, incidentally.

I'm researching Hollywood because I am getting ready to enter it at the highest level, and it seems like this is all the rage. Jack Nicholson, for instance, couldn't get enough of girls shitting on him apparently. Which makes me wonder about his 17 year on and off relationship with Angelika Huston for many reasons. She must have had the dope poopshake, as it were.

With the right Victoria's Secret supermodel I would consider it. But it's an awkward thing. I always wonder what u do immediately thereafter. But would I shit on someone? I don't suspect I would feel very comfortable about that.

[quote]I am getting ready to enter it at the highest level ...

Best of luck!

[quote]I am getting ready to enter it at the highest level,

You can probably depend on a two week grace period before Jack Nicholson begs you to release the contents of your full bowels in the cleavage between his grandpa titties.

Oh, strike that. Just noticed you are a dude; you've got at least a month before Jack will want to schedule a high level audition.

Amateurs!

We served a rich and famous client. More than just simple golden showers. There are the additional tapes we hear.

Excerpt from a letter from home:

... "And we just wanted you to know how proud of you we all are, and that we'll be watching!! It's such a privilege starting 'at the top'; we have absolutely no worries that you'll work very hard, as always. Oh, and Papa wants to know whether you've taken a big shit on Jack Nicholson yet?"

Is this DL at its best?

DL at its best $20 per year.

I like farts and farting, but actual shit is just too messy/smelly.

Well, we've had a VERY stern (email) conversation with the folks at "Google Alerts," believe you me. Nonetheless:

Tour Packages and Hotel Discounts Are Available!

And We Cheerfully Accept Groupon!

Once was enough, r110, now you're just running a mildly amusing idea into the ground,

We've had sufficient.

Oh, r111--you're just tetchy because of that persistent itch.

Do lesbians do this?

NOPE, NO, & FUCK NO. It's really unsanitary.

No.

R101's post is the funniest shit I've read in a while!

The highest level??? The right VS model???

R101, Jack Nicholson is currently sitting in his house , having a nurse wipe his ass. The guy can't even remember the names of his closest friends. And his dementia is progressing rapidly.

The farthest thing from Jack's mind, is SCAT.

Good luck with your delusional bullshit.

beyond vile

R101, my neighbor wants to know what agency you're signed up with, your hourly rate, and if you do parties?

Also, when will you be in Hollywood, "entering" it, at the highest level?

I certainly hope that r101 isn't just blowing hopeful smoke, because the folks back home really sound invested in that fairy tale.

And, not to split hairs, but if poor Jack is as far gone as r115 suggests, I'm guessing "scat" and all of its iterations makes up a pretty big chunk of his existence, poor guy.

Having read James Joyce's letters to Nora Barnacle, he had quite the interest in this kind of shit.

I've never done this but with Charlize Theron, yes I would. Maybe Scarlett Hohannson as well.

I have done it. It was funny. I was beer drunk. It was disgusting as well and not really my thing at all.

Here is a disgusting anecdote about self-scat play. One time years ago I was eating granola in bed and was really stoned. Anyway, I was getting ready to go to sleep and saw a raisin on my sheets and popped it into my mouth and it was a dingleberry - which, by the way, I NEVER have, and I also have pretty clean sheets, so where the fuck did that come from? It took 15 minutes to get the shit taste out of my mouth.

Only do scat when it's family. Have to draw a line somewhere. Scat play with non blood-relatives is disgusting.

Did you read the new Marilyn Manson interview in the Guardian? Interesting information and very revealing:

Thus begins an extremely diverting hour during which Manson will offer to wrestle me to demonstrate his physical and mental wellbeing; inquire, in the middle of discussing the difficulty of meeting your childhood idols and, apropos of nothing as far as I can gather, whether I am “a poop man, a scat guy”; suggest his partner, photographer and model Lindsay Usich – who wanders into the room in search of a drink – expose herself to me on the grounds that “the Guardian is an important periodical”; and flick me in the testicles.

[quote]Thus begins an extremely diverting hour during which Manson will offer to wrestle me to demonstrate his physical and mental wellbeing; inquire, in the middle of discussing the difficulty of meeting your childhood idols and, apropos of nothing as far as I can gather, whether I am “a poop man, a scat guy”; suggest his partner, photographer and model Lindsay Usich – who wanders into the room in search of a drink – expose herself to me on the grounds that “the Guardian is an important periodical”; and flick me in the testicles.

The desperation was so thick, the Guardian scribe probably needed a machete to cut his way out of there.

Mr. Manson: you have not been relevant in more than a decade.

Might we suggest a close study of the latter career of the artist known as Tiny Tim? He made a respectable living "singing" at bar mitzvahs and such.

Only as a group and only if everyone ate Taco Bell the night before.

Only if there was corn in it. I love corn.

I only tried that once, but it was awkward trying to fish out the feces from his Depends.

Um, yeah.

Presumably aides at senior living facilities OWN this thread.

It's delicious

I'm actually crying from laughter at R47.

I would have a problem with this.

There's a website devoted to scat somewhere. I stumbled in it once and was just fascinated at how odd the whole thing seemed.

.........

I'd never love someone who would ask. I'm *very* open minded sexually, but this and blood I will never try.

...........

No, I absolutely would NOT, EVER! I'm accessing this thread after a search because I stumbled across a video last night, and I was horrified by it, and I didn't even get beyond the initial minutest appearance of "the specimen." I'm back to typing after having zoned out for a bit - you should see the look on my face. Seriously, I think such activity must be marked by a severe sexually based psychosis. It's sad, and I'm thinking that I should now curb and conquer my porn addiction. YIKES!

yummy yummy

i am completely turned off by the thought of actual shit on me or on any partner. But I do have fantasies of spying on guys while they're going – or watching a partner – or maybe even letting him watch me. It's the idea of seeing guys at their most vulnerable.

Marilyn manson eats turds?

Scat people are deranged and will think nothing of traumatizing you for their sick, selfish fetish

They always grew up poor. No thank you.

See R81 in this related thread

R139, at their most vulnerable. Wow. What a reveal for the sickos.

R13 correct. That's why they have no problem victimizing people.

They know they're unlovable.

r139 I know just what you mean. Don't let those prissy queens make you feel you're weird.

Erna owns this thread.

Why, why, why?? 🤮

Love it!

ude be shocked to know the big stars and directors that get fukd up and love this deranged stuff.

guess....

I don't believe the rumor that Christian bale does it, ….

Every whore has his price....

Yuck

Disgusting