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Naked child of vegan owners was running around the restaurant, presenting its butthole to patrons. When one objected in an online review, all hell broke loose.
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Not the Onion.
Naked child of vegan owners was running around the restaurant, presenting its butthole to patrons. When one objected in an online review, all hell broke loose.
by Anonymous | reply 419 | July 28, 2020 8:51 AM |
Well, to be fair, he was 16.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 6, 2017 10:59 PM |
This is why I don't patronize vegan establishments.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 6, 2017 11:03 PM |
Nothing is allowed anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 6, 2017 11:03 PM |
Bitches, leave your droppings at home until they can wear pants. Or look good without.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 6, 2017 11:05 PM |
call the Health Department, shut them down, God only knows what is in that food.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 6, 2017 11:07 PM |
Clearly a Datalounger in the making.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 6, 2017 11:08 PM |
Click to see that Pa Butthole is someone whose butthole you'd like to see presented.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 6, 2017 11:11 PM |
Kind of funny. A relative's toddler ran through a family party naked and presented her hole. A younger couple was aghast, the parents embarrassed, but little kids sometimes do such things. The young couple later had kids and they were equally uninhibited and embarrassed their parents plenty. Not something you want to see while you're eating, but this story makes me laugh. The owners overreacted, a simple explanation and apology was all that was needed.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 6, 2017 11:12 PM |
Flashing your butthole to a customer trying to enjoy a meal? Sounds like something Jennifer Lawrence would do.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 6, 2017 11:12 PM |
The father looks like that SNL guy in an ugly wig.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 6, 2017 11:13 PM |
I'd worry about getting the dad's hair in my salad. I bet it's everywhere in that restaurant.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 6, 2017 11:13 PM |
R11 that's Fred Armisen from Portlandia. the feminist bookstore skit is pretty spot on though
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 6, 2017 11:14 PM |
Those are the ugliest kids since the Giudices.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 6, 2017 11:18 PM |
Oh my God -- someone needs to forward this to Fox and Gordon Ramsay, stat! This has the potential to be a legendary episode of "Kitchen Nightmares"!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 6, 2017 11:19 PM |
Oops, that actually IS a pic of Fred Armisen and not a remarkable doppelganger.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 6, 2017 11:20 PM |
The pic they used for the headline is a joke, those are the feminist bookstore owners from Fred Armisen's show Portlandia. The actual parents are in the photo in R7.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 6, 2017 11:30 PM |
The "feminist bookstore" joke with its long haired hippie types in a women's bookstore is about 40 years out of date. All the feminist bookstores are closed. The only ones open are for genderqueer types who let men in dresses boss them around. They make a point of being anti-feminist.
You could find the long haired types at a vegan cafe or marijuana store, though.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 6, 2017 11:36 PM |
Do they take reservations?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 6, 2017 11:59 PM |
There's a child running around naked with dirty feet at a family BBQ and there's a child running around naked with dirty feet at an eating establishment.
Someone shut this place down and call CPS.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 7, 2017 12:12 AM |
And after all this publicity, they might as well rename it the Southern Pedo Cafe. Cause that's who'll make up the bulk of their clientele, now that they know about the floor show.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 7, 2017 12:40 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 7, 2017 12:41 AM |
What ever happened to "no shoes, no shirt, no service"?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 7, 2017 12:58 AM |
Was tossed salad not on the menu?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 7, 2017 1:11 AM |
Another customer claims she was in there at a different time and the naked child shat on the floor.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 7, 2017 1:54 AM |
r7 those kids are most unfortunate looking...
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 7, 2017 2:42 AM |
"I can't even begin to" stop laughing.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 7, 2017 5:01 AM |
The parents are decent looking. How come the kids are so fug?
I would totally lose my appetite and they are basically advertising the place to pedos. Gross.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 7, 2017 5:09 AM |
DISGUSTING BEAST
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 7, 2017 5:12 AM |
Don't order the poo poo platter.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 7, 2017 5:42 AM |
R10 = Rose
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 7, 2017 6:09 AM |
How do they prepare their vegan potato salad?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 7, 2017 7:57 AM |
Oh my god, that chick's response on their yelp or whatever were fucking obnoxious! " I couldn't be happier to lose you as a customer, blah blah, mama bear" anytime someone says "mama bear" you just know they are unreasonable and incapable of seeing their kid ever being in the wrong. And that menu/story "sometimes you will get food right away, sometimes you will wait an hour. Sometimes it will be quiet and candle lit and other times you may have kids singing to you" Fuck off and hire a fucking babysitter. I can't even imagine having to work with those kids underfoot. Her whole, "we don't need your business" theme seems like a fucking great business model, good luck with that!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 7, 2017 8:08 AM |
Ok, I'm pretty much vegan, and that place sounds like a shithole. Literally. Those parents are the kind that think their kids' shit don't stink, as the saying goes. Lots of them here in NYC, and most I'm sure are not vegans.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 7, 2017 8:13 AM |
How many health department regulations do you break in one go, if your kid shits on the floor of a food serving and preparation area?
How can they still be open!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 7, 2017 9:25 AM |
Anyone remember when the owner of a well known vegan restaurant here in NY called Quintesence got in trouble for exposing himself on the subway to a young woman who took a cell phone pic of him looking all creepy. Vegans are suspect and creepy. Fuck vegans.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 7, 2017 10:08 AM |
Dad has gay face.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 7, 2017 10:12 AM |
Who grabbed the shit infested child... then carried on serving meal plates? Or handling money at the till? So many sanitary violations, I'd never consider going there. It's bad enough trying to decide which food services deal with cockroaches properly.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 7, 2017 10:30 AM |
If they're vegans, then how come one of the daughters is a little piglet?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 7, 2017 8:24 PM |
There goes that pristine, vegan reputation, all to shit.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 7, 2017 8:33 PM |
I always remember Bourdain's comment: "Vegans are the Hammas of the Vegetarian world." They must also be independently wealthy if they don't need customers for their business.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 7, 2017 8:37 PM |
What's a Hamma?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 7, 2017 8:38 PM |
OP, I just love this thread title. I don't have to open it to laugh. DL'er in training, right there. Complete with overBEARing momma.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 7, 2017 8:53 PM |
Amid all the jokes in this thread, this really is a serious matter. A child let loose to shit on the floor of a restaurant? The help arguing over who should clean it up? And then...what? serve food to patrons? Wash dishes?
The Board of Health should shut the place down and put the owners in jail with their fucking ugly brats.
All this does is persuade people that vegetarians are crazy and disgusting and don't respect other people's limits.
I know a few vegetarians. They're nothing like that. They're interchangeable with everyone else except they don't eat meat.
This is not a vegan thing. This is a crazy, self-righteous cultist thing.
Or maybe it is a vegan thing.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 7, 2017 9:09 PM |
The mother is nothing but a spawn machine. Hubby needs a vasectomy. Trash should not be allowed to spawn with such frequency, particularly an inept trash mother like this trash.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 7, 2017 9:11 PM |
Future snowflakes who will vote for Trump when they find out the Dem candidate eats meat.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 7, 2017 9:14 PM |
The last right of the insane will be to breed.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 7, 2017 9:17 PM |
That place is down the street from me. I checked it out ONCE, and only once. The kids were in a playpen, out in the open, screaming and crying. Nope!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 7, 2017 9:19 PM |
The sideshow was extra. Surcharge is on the bill.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 7, 2017 9:20 PM |
Those kids look "special" . The parents arent hideous ,so how did those girls come out looking like "Sloth" from Goonies ?!? Its all a moot point to me,I wouldnt be caught dead in a vegan restaurant . Those parents are assholes,and Im sure this will be great for business.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 7, 2017 9:27 PM |
That's fine r49, they would love to not have you as a customer! Clearly you hate animals and children and they so don't care if you don't come back, they invite you to go somewhere else, they don't care!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 7, 2017 9:30 PM |
Will someone please shit in my... oh, never mind.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 7, 2017 9:36 PM |
The father's transition is a failure.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 7, 2017 9:51 PM |
Wow! A vegan version of Honey Boo-Boo!
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 7, 2017 9:55 PM |
"Mama Bear"'s reaction. I'd guess she's had complaints about her brats before.
[quote]I am about to start calling out names and pictures of people who leave us bad reviews, [bold]especially when it deals with our children[/bold]. You will no longer be allowed to come and dine at Imagine. We do not need or want your business. Be our guest to go and eat at the other vegan restaurants down the street. This is going to be fun!!!! You've throughly irritated mama bear!!!!!!!!!!!! We're starting with Chelsea Bartley! For anyone who reads this and instantly is scared this might affect our business, I cannot begin to tell you how much we do not care. Haters are not welcome at Imagine!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 7, 2017 9:57 PM |
Anyone, that is, but Child Protective Services and the Board of Health. Momma bears who can't police their cubs shouldn't have them running around presenting hole to the customers. Someone might just take them up on it.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 7, 2017 10:00 PM |
From R25:
[quote]I was there just two weeks ago and the same child ran naked for at least 20 mins before an adult did something. After the deficated on the floor is actually when the adult stepped in. This establishment is disgusting and should have child protective services step in and investigate.
[quote]Than the two Mexicans argued over who was gonna clean it up.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 7, 2017 10:05 PM |
All children of Mama Bears end up moving comfort dogs, pigs and snakes into their college dorm rooms.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 7, 2017 10:25 PM |
Does a Momma Bear shit in the woods?
Nope, on the salad bar.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 7, 2017 10:28 PM |
Check out the screen name of the woman who makes cakes and baked goods for Imagine:
by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 7, 2017 10:33 PM |
Whatever you do, do NOT order the vegan monkey bread appetizer.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | July 7, 2017 10:36 PM |
It's the HONEY POO-POO scandal!
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 7, 2017 10:38 PM |
Ugh r62, I can literally see how granular and not creamy those desserts are, and I'm not even a big butter, cream type person but those look foul, as does their pink haired creator.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 7, 2017 10:39 PM |
R58 "The two Mexicans"? So even the patrons are trash.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | July 7, 2017 11:00 PM |
I asked my sister who lives in Memphis if she knew this place and she confirmed they're awful. She said the food is awful and, as we have seen, the owners act as though they are doing the world a favor by enlightening them. She also said they have become notorious for not paying their employees. Jesus, make people clean up your kid's shit and then don't pay them?
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 7, 2017 11:05 PM |
Luckily her business doesn't need customers, r67, or she may take this to heart.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 7, 2017 11:07 PM |
Those desserts don't look too bad, R62, if you like Plaster of Paris bees on your nalgas.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 7, 2017 11:12 PM |
They should be censured
by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 8, 2017 5:52 AM |
This thread is a gem, I've been laughing hard.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 8, 2017 10:44 AM |
The family is cute but parents may be stupid, a child running loose in a restaurant is an accident waiting to happen.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | July 8, 2017 11:01 AM |
Bless you for finding that r62.
What kind of idiot who tries to make a living selling baked goods uses the word "poop" in their online identity?
by Anonymous | reply 73 | July 8, 2017 11:28 AM |
"I can tell you don't have no children. Maybe one day you'll learn... the pride... the love... when you know your boy will do anything for his mother."
by Anonymous | reply 74 | July 8, 2017 11:42 AM |
Ugh, this couple reminds me of a local husband and wife who opened ran a bakery (not vegan, but with a lot of vegan options). Their food was actually quite good, but they and the place were just insufferable.
They were good at promoting their business on social media where they had this nice, "Come on by...we'd love to meet you! Our customers become our friends" persona. And they'd post cute pictures of their toddler snacking on a scone or cookie. But when you'd walk in the bakery, it was ridiculously tiny and the few tables would all be occupied by regulars who'd turn and gawk at you like an intruder in some secret sanctuary. The owners (usually the wife since the husband did most of the baking) would just give you an annoyed stare from behind the counter. I know quite a few people who were so put off by the creepy attitude that they left without ordering. I visited a few times and gave up; the scones were amazing, but just not worth it.
Even though they sold a lot of non-vegan food, they pushed the vegan lifestyle pretty heavily. You couldn't order a half dozen cookies to go without a self-righteous lecture on veganism. I finally asked the owner why she didn't sell only vegan products since she believed so fervently in veganism. She had to reluctantly admit that the business would've failed without the non-vegan options.
The business did fail. During the Occupy Wall Street movement, they spent more time camping with the gross, dirty horde in a local park and bringing boxes of baked goods to feed their fellow protestors. That hurt the business. Then there was a nasty divorce and, without the husband's talent as a baker, the place closed.
At least their child wasn't allowed to run feral in the bakery (even if her mother did use the term "Momma Bear," too).
by Anonymous | reply 75 | July 8, 2017 12:17 PM |
Hillybilly vegans let their child run around naked defecating everywhere in that so called restaurant that more of a drug den.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | July 8, 2017 6:51 PM |
Responsible adults take action in cases like this.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | July 8, 2017 7:00 PM |
[quote]The "feminist bookstore" joke with its long haired hippie types in a women's bookstore is about 40 years out of date. All the feminist bookstores are closed.
It's based on a specific and real feminist bookstore in Portland that is still open, you idiot, called "In Other Words."
This TV show is about Portland specifically. It is not about whatever town you happen to live in.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | July 8, 2017 7:25 PM |
Hey, you're the idiot, R78. It has this right there on their "about us" page: "queer, trans, gender variant folks, and those who live at the intersections of these identities" . That is anti-feminist. They opened in 1993, basically when they had killed feminism. This is something else, which is not remotely feminist.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | July 8, 2017 7:31 PM |
This is why nobody of any sexual orientation respects Danny Pintauro.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | July 8, 2017 7:39 PM |
I don't understand. How can this be a Vegan diner?
by Anonymous | reply 81 | July 8, 2017 7:43 PM |
OK, never mind. Just because they use steak, chicken, pork, sausage in the dish descriptions doesn't actually mean that. Sorry
by Anonymous | reply 82 | July 8, 2017 7:46 PM |
Yeah, they serve food made from fake meat and fake dairy from soy, nut and wheat proteins, which apart f on the sanctimony is why a lot of people roll their eyes at vegans.
If a vegan restaurant sold roast vegetables, pilafs, salads, stews and sorbets made for of fresh vegetables, fruits and grains, most people who eat meat and dairy would have no problem eating there. But fake meat? There's no point.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | July 8, 2017 7:49 PM |
On a plane I once sat next to an Israeli guy straight out of the army. He ordered a vegan meal, and when he looked bad the main course of roast "duck" and couscous, he tried to claim that he I had taken his meal. Meanwhile, I tucked into a not-at-awful meal of pumpkin soup, spinach and ricotta ravioli in marinara sauce and cheese, crackers and grapes. In spite of the fact that the rest of the flight ate the same thing, he did not let up and bitched at me the entire flight in Hebrew.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | July 8, 2017 7:56 PM |
Stay tune, TLC documentary is coming.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | July 8, 2017 7:59 PM |
The parents gave an interview to the local paper:
[quote]"... If you are uncomfortable with a naked baby then do not come to our restaurant. Periodically she will not have a diaper on and that is life."
Little Hole Presenter is named "Aspen" and the other child who was bothering guests is "Madalynn," who was "yodeling and staring" at people trying to eat.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | July 8, 2017 10:27 PM |
Basura blanca
by Anonymous | reply 87 | July 9, 2017 12:48 AM |
Dear Lord in Heaven!
by Anonymous | reply 88 | July 9, 2017 9:22 AM |
Who the hell is funding these trolls, their parents? God knows no bank would give people like them real money.
No, wait, they're running an illegal casino or drug house in the back, and they're actively trying to drive any actual diners away. That's got to be it.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | July 9, 2017 9:55 AM |
Can't believe there haven't yet been formal complaints to both the Health Department and Child Protective Services (whatever their local names are).
by Anonymous | reply 90 | July 9, 2017 10:49 AM |
They'll be shut down within a month.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | July 9, 2017 12:02 PM |
This is the general vibe with vegan/vegetarian places/people.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | July 9, 2017 12:15 PM |
Gross, R74, thanks for making me think about this morning.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | July 9, 2017 12:22 PM |
The article at R86 is comic gold, especially this passage about Mama Bear:
Kristie Jeffrey hardly has time to breathe during lunch on Friday. Business has been brisk since the uproar started. Customers have provided support.
The 35-year-old former airline attendant did not keep quiet for one main reason. "Because it affected my children,' she says after finally emerging from the kitchen.
"We get bad reviews all the time. Bad reviews don't bother me at all. I welcome them...
"But when you start making false accusations against my children, that's when I lost it. I don't work for a corporation. This is my business. You're not going to talk about my children and get away with it,' she says.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | July 9, 2017 12:50 PM |
I love how she adds that she gives out free meals all the time for various reasons, hundreds even. Holy fuck, the food must be pretty shitty.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | July 9, 2017 1:51 PM |
She says it's all about "protecting her children."
And yet, in a few years, her children are going to be absolutely mortified that this story attracted national attention and is out there on the Internet for anyone to see--classmates, peers, potential employers...Nice job, Mama Bear!
by Anonymous | reply 96 | July 9, 2017 2:05 PM |
"Former airline attendant."
And that's all you need to know about her.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | July 9, 2017 2:28 PM |
Dad is HOT.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | July 9, 2017 7:04 PM |
Like eating with the Mansons.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | July 9, 2017 7:14 PM |
The point of fake meat is that it tastes good. And people who are vegan for ethical reasons sometime miss the taste of meat. That said, this vegan would avoid Imagine Cafe like the plague (which may well be available there).
by Anonymous | reply 100 | July 9, 2017 7:24 PM |
I don't care, I don't fucking care, don't you get it? I don't care.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | July 9, 2017 7:28 PM |
I can't wait to go to a restaurant that may have a child running around in front of servers carrying hot plates of food and run by a former airline stew and her earnest looking stooge of a husband. Looks great! Can I have a side of kid poop, please?
by Anonymous | reply 102 | July 9, 2017 7:32 PM |
Vegan / Millennial Breeder / former Skywaitress?
She's like a Venn diagram of Cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | July 9, 2017 7:36 PM |
Multiple piercings, self-righteous food addictions, cute husband in a trendy cap, kids out of control. Isn't this our picture of a deplorable?
by Anonymous | reply 104 | July 9, 2017 7:41 PM |
As a 25 year vegetarian, I tend to shy away from these kinds of places because of cleanliness concerns.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | July 9, 2017 8:11 PM |
Isn't "Mama Bear" a palinism?
by Anonymous | reply 106 | July 9, 2017 8:11 PM |
She used it, but it was around to describe overprotective nuisances, like this one, long before she crawled out from under her husband.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | July 9, 2017 8:19 PM |
Do you mean a palindrome? That's a word or phrase spelled the same way backwards., like Ava. It isn't, but
Raebamam has a nice ring to it.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | July 9, 2017 8:23 PM |
Silly people, the child was just letting them know they owed zero on the bill.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | July 9, 2017 8:25 PM |
Oops, now I realize there is such a thing as a palinism, unfortunately.
I would be very leary of that place. Who knows what "special ingredients " they add to the meal of someone they take agin'.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | July 9, 2017 8:28 PM |
No, I meant it was a term popularized by Sarah Palin.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | July 9, 2017 8:28 PM |
The cubs will grow up to be exhibitionists. Good luck with that, Momma and husBear. Hope the trust fund qualifies as collateral with the bail bondsman. We know the restaurant won't.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | July 9, 2017 8:29 PM |
Frankly, I love a side of poop with my vegan schlop.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | July 9, 2017 8:32 PM |
A scoop of poop will be 2 bucks extra.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | July 9, 2017 8:35 PM |
There is a movement, within a movement, that advocates the composting and use of vegan human shit. Never caught on or maybe I'm just out of that particular loop.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | July 9, 2017 8:43 PM |
And actually why not. Manure is manure. That's what the term "night soil" refers to. There's actually a long tradition of using that in agriculture.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | July 9, 2017 8:58 PM |
I'm surprised Food Network doesn't have a frau version of Guy Fieri who goes around to restaurants like this one.
[quote]The owner’s comments were similarly vitriolic, essentially saying that those who wouldn’t tolerate glimpses at a child’s butthole in an eating establishment are “about themselves.” On its website, Imagine Cafe does emphasize that [bold]“[s]ometimes there may be children running around your table, singing very loudly.”[/bold]
by Anonymous | reply 117 | July 9, 2017 10:15 PM |
This is why nobody likes children.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | July 9, 2017 10:29 PM |
[quote]Manure is manure
Only it is not.
You can dig sheep and goat manure in right away. Cow manure contains many grass seeds. Chicken manure will burn roots and needs to be composted. Cat and dog shit are unusable.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | July 9, 2017 11:01 PM |
I agree with R104 that she sounds exactly like a Deplorable.
I keep thinking too of the vile homophobes who ran a bakery but got sued and Go Funded for refusing to make a wedding cake for two women.
It was a lot of fun hating on them.
As usual there were guys here calling the gay-hating husband "hawt"(barf!). The whole family looks stinky & sallow.
The mama bear comment made me instantly loathe her. It is a Palin meme.
I also think raging & ranting on social media (a term that REALLY needs to go away btw) is pathological behavior.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | July 10, 2017 3:43 AM |
Shame Jacko is dead. This sounds like his kinda eating establishment.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | July 10, 2017 3:47 AM |
The reviews say that they heat up Gardein cardboard shit from the grocery and add veganaise and daiya cheese. And it takes them an hour to serve that shit up.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | July 10, 2017 3:49 AM |
I didn't know the dad was a homophobe (?). I take back my endorsement of him as a sex symbol if that's the case.
I'm wondering, to those of you who say you avoid places like this because of cleanliness concerns: what about them, aside from the naked children at this place (which I have to assume is an anomaly), marks them as unclean? Is there an association between vegan kitchens and bacteria/viruses/poop?
by Anonymous | reply 123 | July 10, 2017 3:53 AM |
Hilarious! I almost shit myself laughing reading the original review and then the comment of "OH MY" by the next poster, then the responses in this thread... Too funny!
R53 - some baby running around showing off its butthole already did...
by Anonymous | reply 124 | July 10, 2017 4:12 AM |
"I'm wondering, to those of you who say you avoid places like this because of cleanliness concerns: what about them, aside from the naked children at this place (which I have to assume is an anomaly), marks them as unclean?"
There's no association between veganism and uncleanliness, although some people believe there's an association between hippies or hipsters and a disregard for health department regulations.
In this specific case, the disregard for basic hygiene, health department regulations, and the germ theory of disease is so obvious that I can't believe the local health inspectors haven't made an example of them yet.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | July 10, 2017 4:18 AM |
r125 If you read that article or watch that video upthread, the health dept did come because of this, of course they fucking knew he would be there so they passed. I imagine if they were surprised sometime they may not. I don't even have a problem with the cleanliness, per se, I have a problem with people letting their fucking kids run wild and then getting absolutely incensed when someone mentions it. My sister and my best friend are high school teachers, they have to deal with parents like this all the time, that's one reason I would not teach. Imagine this cunt if her fat kid ever brings home a C? you can bet your ass some poor teacher is going to get an earful. I avoid breeders like this.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | July 10, 2017 4:24 AM |
This is the post I was responding to @ R123:
[quote]As a 25 year vegetarian, I tend to shy away from these kinds of places because of cleanliness concerns.
What kind of place is this? Is it a family-style buffet deal?
by Anonymous | reply 127 | July 10, 2017 4:33 AM |
How did those kids get so fat on a vegan diet?
by Anonymous | reply 128 | July 10, 2017 4:37 AM |
Carbs, R128. Meat and dairy doesn't make a person fat. The Atkins diet works for that reason.
I have a vegan friend who's fat because she loves carbohydrates and has an overeating addiction.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | July 10, 2017 5:14 AM |
There was a yodeling kid there too? That's disgusting! Call the vice squad!
As for the fat vegan kids, if they're eating a lot of refined sugar and flour, they'll certainly pork up, so to speak. Vegan just means no animal products (including honey!) in the diet. Most vegans, however, avoid processed foods.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | July 10, 2017 5:37 AM |
[quote] "There is a movement, within a movement, that advocates the composting and use of vegan human shit. Never caught on or maybe I'm just out of that particular loop."
Does anyone else find hilarious the use of the words "movement" and "shit" in the same sentence? I know I do.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | July 10, 2017 6:50 AM |
Vegans are neurotic people. Stay away.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | July 10, 2017 9:59 AM |
The Mexican comment from the customer got my attention. She just couldn't say 'two employees'. Definitely a bigot. As for the owners, the particular brand of self-righteousness and superiority are gag worthy.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | July 10, 2017 1:25 PM |
I only realized today that this took place in Memphis, not either of the Portlands.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | July 10, 2017 1:27 PM |
I don't see how human excrement could be usually as fertilizer, we only have a single stomach and we don't process nearly as much plant matter as grazing animals do. Our shit is...shit. There's is semi fermented cellulose.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | July 10, 2017 1:35 PM |
Used, not usually.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | July 10, 2017 1:35 PM |
Human waste has been used as fertilizer throughout the centuries, and while it does act as a decent fertilizer and it's always available, it has also proved to be a wonderful way to transmit parasitic diseases.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | July 10, 2017 3:58 PM |
[quote]Like eating with the Mansons.
This is the whole vegan, vegetarian, marijuana lifestyle. Yuck.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | July 10, 2017 4:18 PM |
Leave marijuana out of this. Potheads wouldn't go near a vegan dessert.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | July 10, 2017 4:23 PM |
Child Presents Hole - proving that you are BORN gay and get conditioned out of it.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | July 10, 2017 4:25 PM |
Sparking controversy only because the mother is a drama queen. The guy who posted about it seemed bemused and a bit shocked, but not outraged. Mom shouldn't be surprised when photos and vids show up on the pedo dark web. Not policing your child in a public area can have some serious consequences.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | July 10, 2017 4:31 PM |
You would think they'd be worried about attracting a pedo crowd.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | July 10, 2017 4:32 PM |
Customer presents bill for trauma intervention due to fears for the child's safety and bullying online by Momma Bear. Papa Bear presents hole to prevent a lawsuit.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | July 10, 2017 4:33 PM |
It's a family thing. Kid had to learn it somewhere.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | July 10, 2017 4:34 PM |
If there are customers in the restaurant now, after all the poop story went viral, then the customers are either pedos or snarky bitches looking for blog fodder.
None of them can be eating the food.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | July 10, 2017 4:37 PM |
[quote]Kid had to learn it somewhere.
"You all right? I leaned it by watching YOU!"
by Anonymous | reply 147 | July 10, 2017 4:38 PM |
Kids see everything, R147, and mom and dad's fun times have traumatized many a child.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | July 10, 2017 4:44 PM |
R129 - When will people realize not all carbs are the same? Of course vegans can overeat. Look at the picture from their menu. White bread and fried foods. There are plenty of vegan desert items made with sugar, coconut milk and white flour.
That said when it comes to losing or maintaining your weight a vegan diet with the right carbs is ideal. Beans, whole grains and fresh fruit are all OK. All carbs with fiber. Metabolized differently than carbs with no fiber, like sugar. The result is no spike in blood glucose. Reduced cravings and appetite. You've eaten a nutrient rich meal.
It does seem hypocritical that a woman so protective of her children seems to be over feeding them. I suspect this restaurant is like almost every other restaurant on the planet. Lots of fat, salt and carbs with little to no fiber.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | July 10, 2017 4:49 PM |
[quote]It does seem hypocritical that a woman so protective of her children seems to be over feeding them. I suspect this restaurant is like almost every other restaurant on the planet. Lots of fat, salt and carbs with little to no fiber.
Perhaps little Aspen was just showing diners an up-close view of the results of no fiber in the diet?
by Anonymous | reply 150 | July 10, 2017 4:51 PM |
Baby was just proud of the bleach job MamaBear just gave his anus. Applaud already!
by Anonymous | reply 151 | July 10, 2017 4:54 PM |
vegans/vegetarians eat potato chips a lot
by Anonymous | reply 152 | July 10, 2017 4:56 PM |
If this was in Florida or Alabama, you'd be using it to call for a rematch of the Civil War.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | July 10, 2017 4:57 PM |
Is the restaurant willing to bake cakes for gay weddings?
by Anonymous | reply 154 | July 10, 2017 4:59 PM |
[quote]Is the restaurant willing to bake cakes for gay weddings?
Would you want a chocolate cake made by people who let naked babies run around and poop in public where food is being prepared?
by Anonymous | reply 155 | July 10, 2017 5:01 PM |
R153 - If you are in Florida or Alabama it would be a rematch of the War Between the States.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | July 10, 2017 5:05 PM |
[quote]Would you want a chocolate cake made by people who let naked babies run around and poop in public where food is being prepared
"chocolate cake"
by Anonymous | reply 157 | July 10, 2017 5:08 PM |
They plan to sell #buttholegate T-shirts.
[quote]We will have #buttholegate shirts available soon 🙂 Through it all our love for our children, and the importance of making them a priority over profits, has not wavered. We encourage our children to sing, to play and to love life. We are blessed to be able to include our children in our day to day lives, and wouldn’t change it for the world.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | July 10, 2017 5:09 PM |
Does Memphis even have a health department? You'd think they would have shown up by now. Or is that only to shake down the black BBQ places?
by Anonymous | reply 159 | July 10, 2017 5:19 PM |
#buttholegate t-shirts??? I know what everyone on my list is getting for Christmas this year.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | July 10, 2017 5:32 PM |
Figures that they'd see this as a financial opportunity rather than apologize or police themselves and their nonsense. Civility is dead! Bring on the toddler assholes; actual and metaphorical.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | July 10, 2017 5:46 PM |
That is totally it R161. The grotesque world we live in.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | July 10, 2017 5:57 PM |
Yes her "mama bear" ness just shines through in her exploiting and embarrassing this poor fucking kid later. Oh the rebellion they will display...I'd love to see what happens with this family in 15 years. Whoever said the pedo thing is right too, too many fucking people letting their kids be filmed and put on youtube, it's fucking disturbing. Thank god I don't have any.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | July 10, 2017 6:05 PM |
Cool! Let's pick on some white people for how they run their restaurant. And they are vegans to boot! They did not pass the social norm test and are the perfect race for public ridicule and food snobbery. I have seen almost the same thing at several Chinese restaurants (kids taking orders in a disgusting kitchen) but I'd like to see any public outrage against the parents/restaurant owners. Never seen any public outrage at Rasta food establishments about how dirty their hair is or how they are so off putting by their vegan habits.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | July 10, 2017 6:19 PM |
R164 would happily eat in a Chinese restaurant where children shit on the floor.
Or better, a sushi place!
by Anonymous | reply 165 | July 10, 2017 6:23 PM |
[quote] I have seen almost the same thing at several Chinese restaurants (kids taking orders in a disgusting kitchen) but I'd like to see any public outrage against the parents/restaurant owners.
Hole Lee Fuk!
by Anonymous | reply 166 | July 10, 2017 6:27 PM |
R165 is reading a little too much into what was said.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | July 10, 2017 6:33 PM |
Oh hi Kristie at r164, thanks for coming by! There's no fucking way you have seen kids running around naked and singing to customers at a Chinese restaurant, nice try though!
by Anonymous | reply 168 | July 10, 2017 6:40 PM |
The only time I've seen a Chinese child in their family restaurant was the little 9 year old girl taking orders at the cash register and translating into Chinese for her parents in the kitchen. The only hole that child presented was in the middle of the fried shrimp. No one is picking on these people because they're white, but bigots will read what they see in their own hearts.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | July 10, 2017 6:47 PM |
What do these vegan parents do when their kids rebel in their teens and go to McDonald's?
by Anonymous | reply 170 | July 10, 2017 6:54 PM |
Obviously that toddler will be going into porn.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | July 10, 2017 7:28 PM |
Can't believe it hasn't been mentioned yet because I know it was profiled here before. The new trend among the new age set is diaper free potty training.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | July 10, 2017 7:32 PM |
This sounds like one of those restaurants where the customers are supposed to feel like they're in the owner's home. That's always a bad idea.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | July 10, 2017 7:36 PM |
Gordon R173! I would love for you to pay a visit to the Imagine. I imagine you'd give them some colorful advice.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | July 10, 2017 7:39 PM |
I love Gordon Ramsey ever since that episode in Arizona with the pizza bitch. I never laughed so hard. Love or hate him, Gordon delivers the goods.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | July 10, 2017 7:42 PM |
It's been said before on this thread, but it bears repeating: This is the BEST thread title EVER! Let's hope that little Ass-pen reins it in and stops presenting hole to random diners before a video goes viral.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | July 10, 2017 7:43 PM |
But I thought bears were omnivorous
by Anonymous | reply 177 | July 10, 2017 7:45 PM |
There's nothing trashier than a child running around in just a diaper.
Her mother should have dressed her in a cute outfit
by Anonymous | reply 178 | July 10, 2017 7:57 PM |
Free the vegan shit! Maybe the child was just involved in a fertilization program?
by Anonymous | reply 179 | July 10, 2017 8:03 PM |
She's vegan, R178. The outfit has to be ugly or nonexistent.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | July 10, 2017 8:04 PM |
I love how the title is truncated to "Child Presents Hole in Restaurant, Sparking..." I immediately imagined 'a riot' or 'a fire'
by Anonymous | reply 181 | July 10, 2017 9:12 PM |
While visiting some cousins I was taken (unwillingly) to dinner at Chinese restaurant that was (in)famous for the owners' little girl Mei-Mei. She was featured on the menu: "Mei-Mei's Favorite Shrimp" and in all the advertising: "It's Mei-Mei's 2nd birthday! Free birthday cake with your meal!" Mei-Mei was also the floor show, and she scooted around the dining room and crawled under tables and tripped up servers and customers alike. She was always fully dressed, thank God, but she did like to sing and SCREAM.
My cousins thought this was cute and hilarious. I'm convinced this was their idea of a joke.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | July 10, 2017 9:24 PM |
I have occasionally seen medium-sized children helping out at family-run restaurants, or just sitting quietly and doing their homework where their parents could keep an eye on them. Without exception these children have been quiet and well-behaved, and if working, they were polite and professional.
Which is what you'd expect, most family restaurants are run by people who'd actually like to make money at it.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | July 10, 2017 9:36 PM |
Welcome to the Crusty Clam! I'm Cheryl, your free-bleeding server. Our specials tonight are...
by Anonymous | reply 185 | July 10, 2017 9:58 PM |
I just took the time to look at pictures of their food. It looks like something you'd get in a skating rink snack bar.
The only vegans I know are so excited to have more than one option on a menu that they put up with prices, quality, and service that would not be acceptable to them in traditional restaurants.
I hope they have the good sense to have to shirts available for sale online because I'd order one just as a gag gift.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | July 10, 2017 9:59 PM |
[quote] If they're vegans, then how come one of the daughters is a little piglet?
They're basically carbatarians.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | July 10, 2017 10:01 PM |
What's the big deal?
by Anonymous | reply 188 | July 10, 2017 10:03 PM |
R187 - right! most militant vegans aren't interested in a health food aspect, they are vegan for self righteous/self important reasons. It's all about "saving precious lives" and rubbing their saintliness in YOUR cruel barbaric flesh-eating face. The actual food itself tends to be sugary bready crap that will give you gas.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | July 10, 2017 10:12 PM |
Organic sugar is like diet crack.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | July 10, 2017 10:13 PM |
looks like NAMBLA will make sure that restaurant rakes it in
by Anonymous | reply 191 | July 11, 2017 2:58 AM |
r182 Mei-Mei sounds adorable! I wish I could meet her, I bet she's a sassy one!
by Anonymous | reply 192 | July 11, 2017 3:18 AM |
R185, that was totally gross and inappropriate....... and I loved it!
by Anonymous | reply 193 | July 11, 2017 3:28 AM |
These people disgust me.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | July 11, 2017 1:10 PM |
I'm going to go for a quick lunch tomorrow. Is it all tables or do they have a counter with stools?
by Anonymous | reply 195 | July 11, 2017 9:10 PM |
The only stools are the ones plopping out of the naked kid's ass.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | July 11, 2017 9:17 PM |
If you want stool, you can order it to go.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | July 11, 2017 9:25 PM |
But I'd like to sit on a stool in my white Peace Silk™ harem pants.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | July 11, 2017 9:28 PM |
It's dip for your veggie appetizer plate. We recommend the pea green poo for your carrot sticks and the mustard yellow poo for your celery.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | July 11, 2017 9:32 PM |
Okay. R199 killed it. See ya.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | July 11, 2017 9:33 PM |
"Smoothie Surprise — You never know what you're going to get!"
by Anonymous | reply 201 | July 11, 2017 9:39 PM |
This was posted on their Facebook page June 10. "We will be closed today June 10th to recover mentally and emotionally from a devastating accident we were involved in last night. We were traveling home from Imagine last night when an 85 year old woman with dementia walked right out in front of our car at Lamar and Bellevue. We instantly slammed on the brakes but it was too late. Our vehicle struck her and she was rushed to the Med. She is still currently alive but the incident was horrific not only for Adam who was driving, but for all of our babies. Our van is not drivable, but we are grateful to the universe that everyone is alive. Please be patient with us as we deal with this tragedy and thank you for understanding."
Never a dull moment with the Hole family.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | July 11, 2017 9:46 PM |
Yes, such a horrible experience for "them". Never mind the woman they struck.
And you only have one baby, idiot.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | July 11, 2017 9:50 PM |
"They are vegan for self righteous reasons."
I'm a vegan. I care about animals and how they're treated. I'm sick of hearing vegans derided. I don't give a flying fuck what you eat and I don't proselytize. Go choke yourself with a hormone- and antibiotic-loaded cheeseburger.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | July 11, 2017 10:08 PM |
I don't give a fuck what you eat either, R204.
But if vegans get bashed, it's because your disinclination to prostelytize is very much an exception.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | July 11, 2017 10:10 PM |
I'm off Friday...I think I might drop by there for lunch, just to see what's going on. I will report back!
by Anonymous | reply 206 | July 11, 2017 10:21 PM |
OMG, please do r206! We never got our Michfest insider but this can be done.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | July 11, 2017 10:23 PM |
Perhaps you'd like to sample this lovely couple's musical stylings?
by Anonymous | reply 208 | July 11, 2017 10:34 PM |
"The incident was horrific for all of our babies."
And the old woman strikee wasn't too happy about it either.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | July 11, 2017 10:41 PM |
R206, be sure to take plenty of photos and video of the food, the venue, etc. If anyone gets suspicious, tell them you're an organic food blogger. They'll be delighted!
by Anonymous | reply 210 | July 11, 2017 10:51 PM |
If anyone gets suspicious, avoid the chocolate pudding.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | July 12, 2017 12:43 AM |
Oh, R206, this is gonna be good. You could be awarded DL icon status if you bring us the goods.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | July 12, 2017 12:45 AM |
R206, order Poopie Bitch's chocolate-and-corn cake and I promise you won't be disappointed. It's the shit!
by Anonymous | reply 213 | July 12, 2017 1:14 AM |
You need to find an independent blogger or the newspaper for your review. Or that TV station.
Good luck, r206
by Anonymous | reply 214 | July 12, 2017 1:24 AM |
Be ready with a carrot in case that rugrat decides to present hole at your table. Plug it up before anything comes out!
by Anonymous | reply 215 | July 12, 2017 2:58 AM |
My mom and I used to go to a Thai restaurant where a little boy would hang around the dining area all the time as soon as he was able to walk. He would eat off of people's plates, randomly sit with people, be very loud and disruptive, but he was always mostly dressed.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | July 12, 2017 3:34 AM |
"He would eat off of people's plates.."
Well, as long as his hands were clean, I guess. ..
by Anonymous | reply 217 | July 12, 2017 3:37 AM |
R134 - Or maybe the customer brought up the fact the two employees were Mexican because they're illegal and they wanted to get ICE involved too. It's not as if these little restaurants don't rely on illegals to do the actual work and it says a lot about the cunt in charge that she'd have the illegals clean up her kid's shit off the floor in front of everyone rather than do it herself. Her husband does the cooking and she works the registered I guess because she doesn't trust the Mexicans to not steal from her. Says everything you need to know about her.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | July 12, 2017 3:43 AM |
He's a kid. His hands are not clean. They're in his ears and up his nose and in his mouth and up his bum and playing with his penis.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | July 12, 2017 3:47 AM |
r218 I agree, it sounds to me like the Mexicans are the designated shit cleaners. I'm a white chick and if that bitch asked me to clean that shit up I would laugh my ass off. Sad.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | July 12, 2017 3:52 AM |
We don't know the citizenship status of the workers. We do know that the owners are smug, narcissistic, unsanitary shitheads.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | July 12, 2017 3:58 AM |
I think some hipster restaurant owners naively think they can just open up a cute little eatery and it will be like inviting people over to their home. Except it isn't. There are laws that have to be followed.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | July 12, 2017 10:15 AM |
So when they're not encouraging hole-presenting toddlers at lunch, they run down the elderly.
I hope they go to jail and their spawn is left to present hole in the gutter.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | July 12, 2017 5:55 PM |
Can patrons present hole as well?
by Anonymous | reply 224 | July 12, 2017 5:58 PM |
R205 - Do you have an example of this proselytizing? Best estimates population of adult vegans in the US is one million. How many of those have proselytized you? Was it scary?
You can't have it both ways. On the one hand complaining about children in restaurants is a regular occurrence on DL. Now we have a restaurant that is up front about children in their restaurant - and people still complain.
The story about the Mexicans and the kid taking a dump isn't credible.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | July 12, 2017 6:30 PM |
My bosses at a children's bookstore threatened to sack me when I declined to clean up dog shit. It was the owner's Alsatian who did the dirty. I complained to my union (which the owners did not know I was a member of!) and they had to apologise to me.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | July 12, 2017 7:00 PM |
R225, you're not making much progress in convincing people that vegans are rational and well-mannered, by being such a cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | July 12, 2017 7:01 PM |
R227 ok fag
by Anonymous | reply 228 | July 12, 2017 7:46 PM |
I saw that "traumatic event" post - if you go back further in their timeline, they are always closing early, or closed for the day for some reason. Combine that will all the food they say they give away (not to mention Mama Bear and her Bare Cub)....how the hell do they stay in business? Most new restaurants go out of business before the end of their first year. How has this one stayed around so long?
by Anonymous | reply 229 | July 12, 2017 10:27 PM |
[quote]How has this one stayed around so long?
Oh, please! Do you think it's [italic]easy[/italic] to cook frozen onion rings and fries, then balance those onion rings atop a slippery piece of Sweet Earth seitan bacon and a Gardein burger while not crushing the cheapest bun known to man?
Do you have the expertise to know which Kraft barbecue sauce would best enhance the above; Original? Mesquite? Extra Spicy? Brown Sugar? Do you have the stamina to repeatedly take packages out of a freezer and then microwave their contents?
Do you think you could do all of that at home?
by Anonymous | reply 230 | July 13, 2017 12:34 AM |
I don't have kids shitting on the floor at my place.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | July 13, 2017 12:49 AM |
R227 - what did I post that caused such a reaction on your part?
by Anonymous | reply 232 | July 13, 2017 1:01 AM |
Uh, maybe the c-word that gets bandied about in here with suck aplomb!
by Anonymous | reply 233 | July 13, 2017 1:32 AM |
[quote] "His hands are not clean. They're in his ears and up his nose and in his mouth and up his bum and playing with his penis."
This sounds like me. I'm a CATCH, I tells ya!
by Anonymous | reply 234 | July 13, 2017 1:34 AM |
R233 - where did I use the c-word?
by Anonymous | reply 235 | July 13, 2017 1:50 AM |
Maybe they would if you dressed them properly, r231.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | July 13, 2017 2:05 AM |
"How has this one stayed around so long?"
It's a front for a slaughter house.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | July 13, 2017 5:54 AM |
or a meth lab.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | July 13, 2017 7:03 AM |
Come on, I wanna hear from some DL volunteer who went on a recon mission.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | July 13, 2017 8:03 PM |
A union at a children's bookstore, R226? That cannot be the US or Canada.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | July 13, 2017 8:49 PM |
I think he said he was going Friday, R239.
by Anonymous | reply 241 | July 13, 2017 9:54 PM |
OMG I can hardly wait. Thanks R241!
by Anonymous | reply 242 | July 13, 2017 11:31 PM |
In all seriousness, I'm curious what this will do for their business. I imagine that most people are going to stay away (as other posters have noted, this really makes you question the sanitary practices going on behind the scenes) and the only ones visiting will be (like our own DL-er here) going just for the novelty/freak show appeal. Oh, and don't forget the pedophiles ready to secretly take pictures.
by Anonymous | reply 243 | July 14, 2017 5:11 AM |
R230 is that seriously a picture from he restaurant?! That looks fucking putrid.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | July 14, 2017 5:14 AM |
It is, r230; from Yelp. You type hungry, so let me put together an Imagine meal for you.
Nachos!
by Anonymous | reply 245 | July 14, 2017 6:34 AM |
"Do you think it's easy to cook frozen onion rrings."
Oh, lordy, you understand! It's so heartwarming to us at Imagine Cafe to hear a sane voice in the Wilderness. We've worked so hard to actualize our vision of a Real Family place! You UNDERSTAND that every family has its own shit to deal with, and we strive to reflect that in our Cozy place. You like us, you really like us!
by Anonymous | reply 249 | July 14, 2017 6:45 AM |
And since I know you never want this meal to end, continue the party tomorrow morning with these biscuits and sausage gravy.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | July 14, 2017 6:49 AM |
Some of that stuff looks OK, except for the fact that I know the BACK STORY!
by Anonymous | reply 252 | July 14, 2017 6:54 AM |
r252 I was just gonna say the same thing! That sausage and gravy thing actually looks good and that is the dish that people raved about on yelp. The rest looks pretty gross though, like elementary school cafeteria fare. Oh I can't wait till our uc dl'er goes there tomorrow! I've been looking forward to this all week.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | July 14, 2017 7:00 AM |
I hope our DL spy doesn't flake -- I remember getting all excited when one of our Sapphic sistren announced she was going to Michfest, only to wuss out at the last minute.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | July 14, 2017 7:07 AM |
Zoom in and you'll see that the oil has separated and is seeping out at R247 and R251, which I hope won't frighten our spy away. I'm sure that since they've moved to the new location the food has been upgraded BIGLY!
by Anonymous | reply 255 | July 14, 2017 7:19 AM |
r254 I know, I said that earlier. Was it Mitt Romney's Magic Underwear or Mermaid girl that had us on tenterhooks so excited for the inside scoop on Michfest, but we had listen to her THEN instead of NOW because she had to cancel at the last minute.
by Anonymous | reply 256 | July 14, 2017 7:32 AM |
[quote] We never got our Michfest insider but this can be done.
Child, please, you know we have some of those pathetic, humorless, pedantic Michfest cunts right here on the DL. They're the ones who obsessively hate the Trans and they've been here for a while. The feminist websites ban them for being bigots so they freeload off of us. Sooner or later we'll get rid of them but in the meantime they're in the same category as the wannabe Nazis and the homophobes.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | July 14, 2017 8:06 AM |
I'm so glad you didn't write "tenderhooks," R256.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | July 14, 2017 8:07 AM |
You're welcome, "oh dear" troll at r258. Now I want to say I'm waiting with "baited" breath to get that "oh dear" after all.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | July 14, 2017 8:14 AM |
[quote]They're the ones who obsessively hate the Trans and they've been here for a while
And they are welcome to stay, R257. If they hate the tranny train wrecks, then they belong here. It's YOU that needs to move it along, toots. Trans is by it's very nature homophobic.
by Anonymous | reply 260 | July 14, 2017 11:10 AM |
Please let's not allow the trans craziness to take over a nice, normal thread about a child presenting hole.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | July 14, 2017 12:04 PM |
Half of those dishes look like baby dookie is a main ingredient!
by Anonymous | reply 262 | July 14, 2017 3:31 PM |
I feel sorry for the people who think that sausage gravy looks good. To me it looks exactly like something my dog heaved up on the carpet.
by Anonymous | reply 263 | July 14, 2017 3:35 PM |
We need one of the women from the "stealth turd drop" thread to visit Imagine. If they can poop in the dining area, we can too!
by Anonymous | reply 264 | July 14, 2017 3:44 PM |
I;m worried. Madonna called up the restaurant looking for her next conquest. She got sick of 20 year olds wearing clothes now she wants a 16 year old that presents hole.
by Anonymous | reply 265 | July 14, 2017 3:48 PM |
That food looks absolutely repulsive and gag inducing.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | July 14, 2017 4:04 PM |
I'm worried for our DL spy. Don't go! Food poisoning isn't worth sating our curiosity!
by Anonymous | reply 267 | July 14, 2017 4:07 PM |
Is there anything actually green or fresh on the menu? Even the green tea cupcake was a drab grey.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | July 14, 2017 4:09 PM |
It's called "soaked diaper gray"
by Anonymous | reply 269 | July 14, 2017 4:15 PM |
Her trust fund R229.
We know someone just like this idiot.
by Anonymous | reply 270 | July 14, 2017 4:25 PM |
Why don't they have nice salads and homemade soups, both hot and cold? If I was a vegan, that's the kind of food I'd be serving. Not this disgusting looking fake meat shit.
by Anonymous | reply 271 | July 14, 2017 4:29 PM |
"Imagine" the food is edible
by Anonymous | reply 272 | July 14, 2017 4:30 PM |
How hard would it be to add a sprig of something green to any of those sad brownish-grey dishes.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | July 14, 2017 4:50 PM |
The food all looks like it's made out of baby shit.
Because it is.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | July 14, 2017 5:21 PM |
I've never been to the place. Here is a link to their menu. The pictures in this thread don't look great. To be honest I'm a vegan but have no interest in vegan versions of meat, poultry, fish, pork or dairy. Which seems to be their specialty.
On the other hand look at the prices on the menu. I suspect any restaurant in this price range, vegan or not, will have food that pretty much looks the same. For example the meal in R230 is only $8.99.
by Anonymous | reply 275 | July 14, 2017 5:31 PM |
It's carby trash food, worse than your inbred cousin's backyard barbeque food bought from Foodsco.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | July 14, 2017 5:33 PM |
Baby dung
by Anonymous | reply 277 | July 14, 2017 5:37 PM |
Was his penis also on display?
by Anonymous | reply 278 | July 14, 2017 6:08 PM |
They are trying to ruin the word "compassion."
by Anonymous | reply 279 | July 14, 2017 6:10 PM |
R245 - Soggy nachos covered in pink splooge. YUM!
I have to assume this poorly run "business" is actually a front for some mafia or criminal group. There are some "businesses" like that where I live. Rarely any customers no matter what time of the day or night and yet somehow make enough to pay expensive rent.
by Anonymous | reply 280 | July 14, 2017 6:27 PM |
Black market beef and pork. R280.
by Anonymous | reply 281 | July 14, 2017 6:30 PM |
I wondered if they were fronts for something illegal about 200 posts ago, but if they are they're really bad at their job. A good front would quietly drive customers away with terrible food and annoying ambiance, which they were doing for years.
But now they've gone on an attention-mongering and publicity-whoring spree, but fronts who knew their business would have quietly closed and then reopened under a new name.
by Anonymous | reply 282 | July 14, 2017 6:34 PM |
Maybe because it's Texas they have to do all the faux meat and potatoes crap to compete with "bobaQ"
by Anonymous | reply 283 | July 14, 2017 6:53 PM |
A city of over 646,000 and only 2 vegan "restaurants" is an indication of how much resistance their could be. This is the south remember. If I had the same thing happen to me at that restaurant I would have addressed it with the restaurant staff. Babies and small children don't seem that threatening that I'd have to wait to go home to bad mouth them to the world. Is it a shitty restaurant? Probably. Shitty owners? Probably. Did the reviewer handle the situation as best as she could? I don't think so. Did I eat at dirty Chinese restaurant where I was not sure if what I was eating totally vegan last time I passed through Memphis? I don't know but I tried my best. Service was bad and slow and I had to track down the waitress for the check and wondered around for a while to find the really nasty bathroom but somehow I went on with life. Last week I had a similar experience at another southern establishment. They were rude, served others than us first. Would not let us ask upon walking in if we could just get steamed vegetables and rice. Wanted to argue with me. Started my order without letting me confirm what I was getting and for what price. We left and got a veggie pizza without cheese down the street. Again I went on and did not feel the need to go bitch about it on Facebook. If any of those restaurants had naked kids running around I would have talked to the staff to get that corrected and if was not satisfied, my next stop would have been the authorities, not Facebook and yelp.
by Anonymous | reply 284 | July 14, 2017 7:02 PM |
R284, we are all free to deal with out own shit as we see fit, but the fact is that online reviews are mainstream and a known occupational hazard for restaurant owners.
Are you the same vegan who was trying to defend these idiots above? If so, please give up. Life is too short to waste time defending the indefensible.
by Anonymous | reply 285 | July 14, 2017 7:28 PM |
"how much resistance their could be. "
Look at that.
"how much resistance their could be. "
look at that again.
"how much resistance their could be. "
by Anonymous | reply 286 | July 14, 2017 8:08 PM |
R286 you forgot to proof read r285. Look at that.
by Anonymous | reply 287 | July 14, 2017 8:31 PM |
[284], nice sensible comment. We vegans take the long view.
by Anonymous | reply 288 | July 14, 2017 11:32 PM |
r284 But she didn't really bad mouth it! That's the point, she said that the restaurant was okay but she found that off putting. Then mama bear had to make a big, twatty deal about it and non apologize 100 times and basically state that customers are not her goal anyhow, which is fucking ridiculous and rude. If she had just laughed and said, "yeah, you're right and if you come back we'd love to give you a free meal" the woman probably would have. If you're that goddamn sensitive then don't work in an industry where you are going to be literally judged every day.
by Anonymous | reply 289 | July 14, 2017 11:45 PM |
R284 The fact that you find it so odd that somebody wrote an online review (which is the norm in this day and age) embarrassingly reveals your age.
You're saying if it was you, you would address it with the staff (who OBVIOUSLY wouldn't give a shit since they're letting it happen), and if that didn't work, you would go to the AUTHORITIES? You're clearly an overwrought ancient queen with your long, clueless, chastising, patronizing, boring, post.
[quote] Again I went on and did not feel the need to go bitch about it on Facebook.
Good for you, but who gives a shit what you did or would do? Writing online reviews is what's done nowadays.
by Anonymous | reply 290 | July 15, 2017 12:04 AM |
^^^Such an articulate and snarky and arrogant child!
by Anonymous | reply 291 | July 15, 2017 12:29 AM |
You are ridiculous, R290. No one listens to the shrieking harpies who vomit their entitlement on Yelp. You sound like the type who will go to a restaurant for 15 years and then have one bad experience and whine about it on Facebook.
It's always funny to see some red faced, loudmouthed angry Frau screech and sputter that she's going to ruin a business because she's taking her complaint to FaceBook. Everyone laughs at these idiots.
by Anonymous | reply 292 | July 15, 2017 12:46 AM |
r292 that's part of the dross you skip over on review sites.
r290's point was that it's what is done by a majority of people, including but not limited to screeching fraus (and I agree there are too many). It is possible to use these sites for valuable info if one knows how to read them. And I don't know why you're obsessing re: Facebook; no one under 35 takes it seriously.
by Anonymous | reply 293 | July 15, 2017 12:52 AM |
[quote]Facebook; no one under 35 takes it seriously.
No one under 35 has any money, so they don't have the power to ruin businesses with their inane complaints.
by Anonymous | reply 294 | July 15, 2017 12:56 AM |
R294 almost everyone I know, before trying a new restaurant, hair salon, or other business, checks Yelp reviews. If there's too few stars/too many negative reviews, they won't go. Many businesses themselves take Yelp very seriously. Is this really such a hard concept to grasp?
by Anonymous | reply 295 | July 15, 2017 1:09 AM |
Same here r295' especially for something as specific as vegan food.
by Anonymous | reply 296 | July 15, 2017 1:40 AM |
R295 - so do you and your friends also believe everything you read on DL?
by Anonymous | reply 297 | July 15, 2017 1:44 AM |
Fank you for showing your butthole!,
by Anonymous | reply 299 | July 15, 2017 1:55 AM |
[quote]Then mama bear had to make a big, twatty deal about it
I'm adding "big twatty deal" to my vocabulary as I type.
by Anonymous | reply 300 | July 15, 2017 2:45 AM |
It doesn't matter if the customer complained to the police, health board, the owners, the Mexican busboys or reviewed on Yelp, Facebook, Google or the local toilet wall.
What matters is that the owners' baby climbed onto a restaurant table, nude, showed it's anus to a customer. Another child walked up to the table and yodelled at said customer for minutes at a time.
In this scenario, the owners are at fault. No one else.
by Anonymous | reply 301 | July 15, 2017 5:29 AM |
Let me ask you this R301 - if you go to a strip club which serves food do you have a right to complain about the nudity?
As far as I can tell these folks are pretty upfront about what you are getting.
by Anonymous | reply 302 | July 15, 2017 2:14 PM |
The health department and child social services might not care, r302.
by Anonymous | reply 303 | July 15, 2017 2:41 PM |
R302, yes, one could expect to see children, even maybe the yodelling, but not naked kid who poop in front of people who are there to eat.
by Anonymous | reply 304 | July 15, 2017 2:46 PM |
Nice false equivalency r302, why would anyone complain about nudity at a fucking STRIP club?! This is a restaurant that's family friendly, not a daycare that serves food. I have gone to family restaurants and don't mind kids, what I would mind would be their fucking grinning, idiotic parents looking on like it was cute while they came over and bothered you. Again, the chick wasn't that bitchy about it, the way you handled it was (because I have to assume you are the owner or why are you sticking up for her?) If you don't like critiques then don't invite the fucking public into your business. Become a CPA or something, you can work from home and not have a yelp page.
by Anonymous | reply 305 | July 15, 2017 3:14 PM |
Hey guys---I'm the poster who was going to go "undercover" at the Butthole Restaurant yesterday. Unfortunately, I've had a family emergency and had to go out of town. I am still down to take one for the team and check the place out...eventually!
My relatives who don't even live in Memphis were asking me about it last night. They can't believe there is even something called a "vegan restaurant", but that's a whole other story!
by Anonymous | reply 306 | July 15, 2017 3:26 PM |
Pun intended?
by Anonymous | reply 307 | July 15, 2017 3:30 PM |
R302 thinks this is a baby strip club.
by Anonymous | reply 308 | July 15, 2017 3:31 PM |
It's the yodeling that really turns my stomach. How could a parent allow a child to so degrade himself?
by Anonymous | reply 309 | July 15, 2017 3:34 PM |
[quote]these folks are pretty upfront about what you are getting.
Yes. Huge slabs of compulsory, yet complimentary, cuntescence. With a side of holescence.
by Anonymous | reply 310 | July 15, 2017 3:38 PM |
r290 I used both happycow and the yelp app to see where I could maybe contribute to like minded people by visiting their establishment as I was passing though Memphis. After reading the reviews and looking at other options, I choose to eat right off the highway at a random Chinese restaurant. Reading the description of a family friendly restaurant with fast food vegan items were not something I would like.
r301 you probably already know that the Facebook account has been removed and yelp is not allowing comments. Might be a good idea to find out what the original reviewer actually wrote. I thought I read dirty feet and showing anus (where I thought this person must have superhuman vision). I'm reading on here, up on the table and also pooping in front of them. What actual crime did the parents or kids commit? There is no personality test that they have to keep winning to run their business.
by Anonymous | reply 312 | July 15, 2017 7:26 PM |
R302, unless they had a big red sign on the door that said "WARNING CHILDREN UNDERFOIT" and the server asked if you were okay with the owners children running around BEFORE they seated you, they weren't upfront enough.
Stop trying to defend these people, they are absolutely and utterly in the wrong in the points under debate.
by Anonymous | reply 313 | July 15, 2017 7:30 PM |
You'd rather eat off the highway than at Imagine? Boy, those reviews must have been brutal!
by Anonymous | reply 314 | July 16, 2017 12:29 AM |
What is "off the highway" that it could be worse than this fecal-fleck joint?
by Anonymous | reply 315 | July 16, 2017 12:31 AM |
All this, and dog hoarding to boot...
[quote]Earlier this year, she popped her third baby out and went straight back to working in the restaurant. She's a pro. Besides all of their human babies, they also have a pet pig, a donkey, and somewhere around 17 dogs (some of whom are fosters) on their land in Mississippi:
by Anonymous | reply 316 | July 16, 2017 12:35 AM |
There is no confirmation that the taking a dump story happened. I don't believe it.
One thing is clear. Butt hole kid with the dirty feet apparently wasn't enough to make the poster leave. Neither was yodeling kid.
Why?
by Anonymous | reply 317 | July 16, 2017 2:02 AM |
R283 Memphis is in TN, not TX.
by Anonymous | reply 318 | July 16, 2017 2:15 AM |
[quote]What actual crime did the parents or kids commit?
I neither know nor care about criminal statutes.
The owners did not surpervise an infant in a food preparation and serving zone, allowing it walk nude into an area full of sharp utensils and hot food, to climb onto a table with dirty feet and point its backside at customers and potentially contaminating the space with faeces and urine.
Fine at a family picnic. Not fine in a restaurant.
by Anonymous | reply 319 | July 16, 2017 3:47 AM |
What a priss. Who cares about a little shit in their succotash or crap in their crepe or poop in their potatoes or boogers in their burgers or saliva in their salad or puke in their pakoras or piss in their pizza?
Lighten up
by Anonymous | reply 320 | July 16, 2017 4:09 AM |
R319 - answer the question. You are in a restaurant contaminated with urine and feces... Why do you stay an finish your meal.?
by Anonymous | reply 321 | July 16, 2017 5:57 AM |
Because in this economy, people still need to eat.
by Anonymous | reply 322 | July 16, 2017 6:10 AM |
They probably "stayed to finish their meal" because they had a fucking tab to pay and were decent enough to make good on it instead of just walking out. Duh.
by Anonymous | reply 323 | July 16, 2017 8:23 AM |
What if a straight pervert saw the presented hole as an open invitation?
What then, I ask you?
by Anonymous | reply 324 | July 16, 2017 12:09 PM |
r319 Wow. This gets even more interesting. Now the reviewer's table has been moved into the kitchen and the owners are actually cooking hot food rather than microwaving it while the kid is dodging sharp knives up on the counters; spewing feces and urine along the way. I hope that kid joins Cirque du Soleil when he/she grows up. Sounds like quite the acrobat at this young age.
by Anonymous | reply 325 | July 16, 2017 1:42 PM |
Okay, deliberately obtuse r325, you, once again, skip over the part that's important, not what happened but the aftermath. Just fucking apologize and make a fun joke instead of being a total fucking twat and saying your restaurant isn't really there to make money or fans anyhow and you will never change your mind on that. This is why people don't like you, not because of the screaming kids.
by Anonymous | reply 326 | July 16, 2017 5:11 PM |
[quote]Now the reviewer's table has been moved into the kitchen and the owners are actually cooking hot food rather than microwaving it while the kid is dodging sharp knives up on the counters; spewing feces and urine along the way.
And what do you call your act?
by Anonymous | reply 327 | July 16, 2017 6:27 PM |
^^ childhood
by Anonymous | reply 328 | July 17, 2017 2:35 PM |
This is why people hate Vegans.
by Anonymous | reply 329 | July 17, 2017 4:17 PM |
This is why people hate non-vegans.
by Anonymous | reply 330 | July 17, 2017 5:03 PM |
No sorry R330. R329 is right.
by Anonymous | reply 331 | July 17, 2017 5:08 PM |
No sorry r330 is right.
by Anonymous | reply 332 | July 17, 2017 5:27 PM |
No r326 YOU are skipping the point again. Put on your big girl pants and eat somewhere else where you can feel at ease, since you want apologies from strangers that don't give a shit whether you come to their business or not. Nobody is making you eat there, nor do they have to share their business plan with you. They can run their business any way they want as long as they don't break any laws. Calling the owner a fucking twat on the internet is very brave of you, now go try it in person.
by Anonymous | reply 333 | July 17, 2017 6:09 PM |
Yes r333, they absolutely can run their business (your business) any fucking way you want, but don't be pissed then when people have issues with it. You can always do what you want, just prepare for the consequences, this is one of them.
by Anonymous | reply 334 | July 17, 2017 6:13 PM |
Hi, Mama Bear!
My deepest sympathies to whomever gave you your small business loan, and I'm assuming it's family members. No bank would be that stupid, even in Flyover country.
by Anonymous | reply 335 | July 17, 2017 6:14 PM |
No R332. Vegans are smug, judgmental and boring as shit with zero sense of humor.
by Anonymous | reply 336 | July 17, 2017 6:17 PM |
R335 whoever
by Anonymous | reply 337 | July 17, 2017 6:21 PM |
No r336 you politically correct fags are smug,judgemental, and boring as shit with zero sense of humor.
by Anonymous | reply 338 | July 17, 2017 6:25 PM |
Oh, look what else disappeared.
by Anonymous | reply 339 | July 17, 2017 6:30 PM |
LOL, I do believe Mama or Papa Bear are posting. If you "ignore" our little vegan friend calling everyone "fags" you notice they are only posting on this thread and they are definitely homophobic.
by Anonymous | reply 340 | July 17, 2017 6:31 PM |
Finally I got a laugh out of someone instead of bitchyness. It's kinda telling though that vegan is in the title and making sure to use it again when calling me their vegan friend. Out of the thousands of restaurants in America it's only the vegan one that is breaking social norms? Riiiiight.
by Anonymous | reply 341 | July 17, 2017 6:37 PM |
Are you retarded R341? My LOL and "friend" are bitchy and sarcastic. You are a homophobic cretin.
by Anonymous | reply 342 | July 17, 2017 6:50 PM |
So I swapped out the word vegan for fag and you've made two dumbassed comments about it. It's not my fault you don't get satire you dumbass. Calling people retarded can also be considered bad too r342. Lol is short for laugh out loud dumbass, forgive me for not picking up on your sarcastic tone. That's why I suggested if your panties all all in a wad you call people names in person -which you are too chickenshit to do. friend. Lol
by Anonymous | reply 343 | July 17, 2017 7:00 PM |
Be quiet troll.
by Anonymous | reply 344 | July 17, 2017 7:07 PM |
Any woman who excuses her boorish, irrational behavior by calling herself a "mama bear" is very likely a massive cunt to be avoided at all costs.
by Anonymous | reply 345 | July 17, 2017 7:22 PM |
So, R338, the blocked cuntress and alleged parent of the butthole-presenting toddler, in reply to "boring as shit with zero sense of humor," accusation, could I shove a spoon up your hole-presenting toddler's ass and fling its feces on the walls of your shitty restaurant, because, you know, your food is so shitty? Get it? Shitty? Like you, you hag?
That's MY sense of "humor," hag. Not PC at all.
by Anonymous | reply 346 | July 17, 2017 7:35 PM |
Piss off you vegan cunt and take your shit covered brats with you.
by Anonymous | reply 347 | July 17, 2017 7:38 PM |
No you piss off you meat eating fag for the diary association and take your puss filled cow milk with you. No r346 your precious snowflake is melting. Your sense of "humor" nobody gives a shit about. Get it? Snowflake. Like you melting snowflake. MY sense of "humor" fag is not PC at all either. How bout I shove a spoon up your hole-presenting self and fling your feces on your walls of your shitty business. Because, you know, your attitude is so shitty? r345 any gay man who excuses other gay men's opinions as boorish, irrational behavior by calling people are very massive cunts to be avoided at all costs. r348 i can find plenty of videos of animals being slaughtered but I think you probably already know all about that. You're post is kinda funny though ;-) It's really not about the eatery though, it's about bashing vegans.
by Anonymous | reply 349 | July 17, 2017 9:40 PM |
Ew, vermin! ^^^ Kill it with fire!
by Anonymous | reply 350 | July 17, 2017 9:44 PM |
Nothing like watching a vegan cunt meltdown. Woo hoo! Talk about your panties in a wad.
by Anonymous | reply 351 | July 17, 2017 9:45 PM |
God, does she melt down like this every day? No wonder the "musician" husband is so pussy whipped. He's just trying to get a moment's peace away from the shrew and the shit-flinging spawn.
by Anonymous | reply 352 | July 17, 2017 9:49 PM |
Someone ought to publish her meltdown on yelp.
by Anonymous | reply 353 | July 17, 2017 9:57 PM |
Ok I've had my fun and made my point. No bitchy queens on this web site are going to convince me or any other vegan to start eating animals again. Vegan is going more and more main stream and with 354 comments now and over 5,000 views, it seems like the meat and dairy industry is not liking it too much. That's okay, more and more people are choosing to eat plant based anyway. The industry knows that too and is making more and more restaurants and grocery stores with vegan options. There is always resistance to change but the companies know that if they want to stay in the game the'll have to change, and this is what they are doing.
by Anonymous | reply 354 | July 17, 2017 10:16 PM |
" It's really not about the eatery though, it's about bashing vegans."
Wow, it's really amazing to see someone with absolutely zero self-awareness!
And no awareness of other people, or of acceptable childcare practices, or how to please her customers, or of the laws and customs associated with their livelihood.
by Anonymous | reply 355 | July 17, 2017 10:18 PM |
No one cares what you eat r354. Just keep your brats in clothing and out of the dining room. Also, keep your meltdowns to a minimum because you come across as mentally ill.
Meat will never go away.though.
by Anonymous | reply 356 | July 17, 2017 10:19 PM |
Darling at R354, you're free to eat anything short of human flesh if you want to. Enjoy!
Just don't tell other people what to eat, you're not the boss of anyone but yourself.
by Anonymous | reply 357 | July 17, 2017 10:19 PM |
I agree. Zero self awareness and oddly thinks she's persuading people to go vegan from this thread. She's a lunatic and probably needs some good old animal fat to get back to normal brain function.
by Anonymous | reply 358 | July 17, 2017 10:27 PM |
No, it's not about bashing vegans. It's about bashing dirty idiots.
There's a vegan "deli" around the corner from my office. I'm not vegan, but I love the place. The guys who run it are passionate about their food, but they're not trying to impose a lifestyle on anyone and welcome all customers. They're smart, enthusiastic, and have good business sense. Plus, they keep the restaurant scrupulously clean, too. I stopped in for lunch and asked them about this story. One of the owners laughed and said, "Never mind the kid's asshole, the parents are assholes."
by Anonymous | reply 359 | July 17, 2017 10:43 PM |
Wow vegan mama bear really is posting here and she is really a lunatic.
by Anonymous | reply 360 | July 17, 2017 10:58 PM |
It seems like every one of those hideous entrees is served with French fries, which are toxic.
Typical idiot restaurant owners, who think their crap food is healthy.
by Anonymous | reply 361 | July 17, 2017 11:10 PM |
[quote] OP: Child Presents Hole in Restaurant, Sparking Controversy
Why is this even "controversial"?
by Anonymous | reply 362 | July 17, 2017 11:17 PM |
Mama bear, go bathe and clothe your kids and try not to run over any passing pedestrians, ok?
by Anonymous | reply 363 | July 17, 2017 11:27 PM |
Is the old lady she ran over dead?
Why aren't they going to jail?
by Anonymous | reply 364 | July 17, 2017 11:29 PM |
"Vegan is going more and more mainstream. "
And about fucking time.
by Anonymous | reply 365 | July 17, 2017 11:41 PM |
Still tastes like shit though R365.
by Anonymous | reply 366 | July 17, 2017 11:42 PM |
And fuck anyone who gets his jollies by deriding vegans.
by Anonymous | reply 367 | July 18, 2017 12:04 AM |
You're rather violent and angry for a non-meat eater.
by Anonymous | reply 368 | July 18, 2017 12:32 AM |
I've been a vegetarian for over 20 years, but never seen the moral need to go vegan. Eggs and diary products can all be obtained without killing the animal, which is what I'm personally against. I NEVER try to push my beliefs on anyone.
This woman sounds completely insane. Sadly, many vegans I've encountered have been rather fanatical.
I will say I've had some delicious vegan food in restaurants here in NYC, but the good stuff is usually very overpriced.
by Anonymous | reply 369 | July 18, 2017 1:35 AM |
Someone felt a need to take a shot at creating the most insufferable, childish writing in the history of human communication.
by Anonymous | reply 370 | July 18, 2017 1:47 AM |
They really microwave the food instead of cooking them? It's supposed to be a restaurant not a roadside van selling reheated $2 snacks. No chef or trained cooks, i take it then.
by Anonymous | reply 371 | July 18, 2017 2:12 AM |
[quote] They really microwave the food instead of cooking them?
Of course they do. They just open up a jumbo sized Sysco can, zap the slop for a few seconds, and then hoist up their feral, filthy brats to shit all over it.
Breeders are awful and vegans are crazy. It's an appalling combination.
by Anonymous | reply 372 | July 18, 2017 2:26 AM |
Bumping for anyone who missed the images of the yodeler and the hole-presenter.
by Anonymous | reply 373 | July 18, 2017 2:30 AM |
They look special and carb dependen, there I said it, come at me Mama Bear
by Anonymous | reply 374 | July 18, 2017 2:52 AM |
They make the babies shit in the food?
by Anonymous | reply 375 | July 18, 2017 2:54 AM |
I was gonna say, are you insane r374? Calling the kid fat? Oh Mama Bear is going to call you a fag all over the place, you're so dead. Oh but nice to know that as usual, for fucking hippie vegan douches, they have no problem at all calling people fags, but they would never eat an animal product! Fuck off. Oh and I know you and the kids use animal products, like leather, etc. The car you used to kill the old woman probably has leather seats.
by Anonymous | reply 376 | July 18, 2017 3:35 AM |
Are you single r376?
I'm not but I'd cheat.
by Anonymous | reply 377 | July 18, 2017 3:48 AM |
Mom sounds like a mean spirited control freak and I have a hunch dad is the textbook definition of pussy whipped.
by Anonymous | reply 379 | July 18, 2017 3:53 AM |
Eeeewww,that looks like the fat vegan kid middle aged !
by Anonymous | reply 380 | July 18, 2017 3:54 AM |
How's the old lady doing, Kristie?
by Anonymous | reply 381 | July 18, 2017 4:01 AM |
r381 She's fine! She sends her love.
by Anonymous | reply 382 | July 18, 2017 4:24 AM |
You're quite photogenic, 378.
by Anonymous | reply 383 | July 18, 2017 5:55 AM |
The chubby kid on the far right in R373 looks just like the early Honey Boo-Boo.
by Anonymous | reply 384 | July 18, 2017 4:32 PM |
[quote]Ok I've had my fun and made my point. No bitchy queens on this web site are going to convince me or any other vegan to start eating animals again.
Could this woman be any more of a moron? This has nothing to do with the choice to eat or not eat animals.
It takes a very special type of moron to be unable to grasp why any stranger who doesn't object or, worse, who's more than happy to admire their small child's hole is someone you don't want anywhere near your small child.
These is one very weird family.
by Anonymous | reply 385 | July 18, 2017 5:40 PM |
[quote]You're quite photogenic, r378.
I agree!
by Anonymous | reply 386 | July 18, 2017 6:08 PM |
The chick who started all of this is really going after momma bear.
by Anonymous | reply 387 | July 18, 2017 7:06 PM |
She did say she was going back. Hopefully her next review will be just as shocking as the first one. Very entertaining seeing those two go at it on here.
by Anonymous | reply 388 | July 18, 2017 7:30 PM |
NO!
by Anonymous | reply 389 | July 18, 2017 7:52 PM |
Time for a
FOOD FIGHT!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 390 | July 19, 2017 5:33 AM |
r388 I have no doubt Mama Bear is here but I don't think the reviewer is, what makes you say that?
by Anonymous | reply 391 | July 19, 2017 5:35 AM |
bump! where is our undercover diner?
by Anonymous | reply 392 | July 28, 2017 12:34 AM |
Undercover brotha' got issues
by Anonymous | reply 393 | September 7, 2017 2:54 PM |
I forgot all about this! What a flake our diner is, this is why we can't have nice things.
by Anonymous | reply 394 | September 7, 2017 3:46 PM |
Is this dump even still in business?
by Anonymous | reply 395 | September 7, 2017 5:38 PM |
Her husband looks like he spends his lunch break in the back room sucking on carrots with a forlorn expression on his face.
by Anonymous | reply 396 | September 7, 2017 5:51 PM |
We get it. You were traumatized over a month ago. Seek some therapy. Nobody gives a shit about this any more.
by Anonymous | reply 397 | September 7, 2017 5:56 PM |
"Mama Bear" Ugh. They always claim to be this when they're actually just stupidly aggressive. Lashing out at people is an easier option than taking time to supervise your children, keep them safe, and teach them how to behave around humans. (And keep their naked poo holes away from customers' food)
by Anonymous | reply 398 | September 7, 2017 6:09 PM |
She and her husband most likely refer to each other as "mama" and "papa," R398.
by Anonymous | reply 399 | September 7, 2017 6:22 PM |
Does a mama bear shit in the quinoa griddle cakes?
by Anonymous | reply 400 | September 11, 2017 4:34 PM |
Just found this thread ... don't know how I missed it the first time around but it's (mostly) hilarious! I want an update!!!
by Anonymous | reply 402 | June 26, 2020 4:47 AM |
If they're still in business, they should use the motto "A Place the Hole Family Will Love".
by Anonymous | reply 403 | June 26, 2020 4:52 AM |
[quote]If you are in Florida or Alabama it would be a rematch of the War Between the States.
Well, they're in Tennessee (right on the Mississippi border) so it would be a rematch of the War of Northern Aggression.
by Anonymous | reply 404 | June 26, 2020 4:53 AM |
Although this was in a kinder, gentler, pre-Karen era -- notice the name of the woman complaining and referring to "the two Mexicans." (R58.)
by Anonymous | reply 405 | June 26, 2020 5:20 AM |
A quick search shows that not only are they still in business, they're searching for supportive shoes to protect the ankles of the latest baby as it gears up to zoom around the dining room. Notice they're not asking for toddler-sized vegan belt recommendations.
I think we all know what that means.
[quote]We need help. Aidan is needing hard sole shoes to help support his ankles as he is starting to stand and I can't find anything without leather? There has to be something cruelty-free out there. @veganevansmom @billionvegans @vegnews @pooletrinity
by Anonymous | reply 406 | June 26, 2020 5:37 AM |
What happened with DL insider? Mysteriously dissapeared? Die after a hit and run " accident"? Maybe intoxicated with fecal matter present in a green tea cupcake?
by Anonymous | reply 408 | June 26, 2020 6:19 AM |
[quote]Child Presents Hole in Restaurant
That takes me back.
by Anonymous | reply 410 | June 26, 2020 6:34 AM |
Relax, the poop's vegan.
by Anonymous | reply 411 | June 26, 2020 6:38 AM |
I am DELIGHTED that this thread has been resurrected. It's always been one of my favorites. I'd love an update as to whatever happened regarding this garden of earthly delights. Is this health code nightmare still in business? Enquiring minds want to know.
by Anonymous | reply 412 | June 26, 2020 6:48 AM |
I have been visiting DL religiously for 15 years and have no idea how I missed this thread.
Thank you, whoever you are, for resurrecting it.
by Anonymous | reply 413 | June 26, 2020 6:54 AM |
This was a classic. "Sparking controversy" had me rolling every time I saw it.
by Anonymous | reply 414 | June 26, 2020 7:00 AM |
I remember this classic thread. The title still makes me laugh out loud. Bravo OP, whoever you are...
by Anonymous | reply 415 | June 26, 2020 7:06 AM |
Thank you, r413. The thread resurrection was in response to this:
by Anonymous | reply 416 | June 26, 2020 7:07 AM |
R62 is now missing but I found the archived copy. The lady who made the desserts for this place called herself "poopiebitch" online!
by Anonymous | reply 417 | June 26, 2020 7:07 AM |
R417, that board was a wonderful resource for DL topics. Too bad it died. My favourites were 1) the female-to-male-[italic]and[/italic]-nonbinary being who became a bearded drag queen with endless polyamorous relationship problems, 2) the mother who just couldn't comprehend why her child (who, if I remember right, existed on a diet of soy milk and yogurt and had cavities in every tooth) refused to eat food or grow, and 3) the "outfit of the day" threads.
They had no tolerance for anti-vaxxers or people who fed their cats vegan diets; I'll give them that.
by Anonymous | reply 418 | June 26, 2020 7:34 AM |
Vegans must be desperate to go and eat in a restaurant like normal people. By most accounts their food is microwaved tofu with BBQ sauce.
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